/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

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>>146481350
First for Umaru

And now there's 3 /gtag/ in the catalogue. This is why you don't wait till 404 to make a new thread.

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everyone must be circle jerking in their little hug box

>>146481350
best thread because this one has link to the last one.

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>>146481702
Real logo here

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What did he mean by this?

>>146481453
she's cute

>>146481702
Anyone sensible left discord. Follow blater and uninstall.

>>146482680
what about people who only got on once and never came back?

>>146482772
They still installed a bot-net for no reason

>>146481994
Tiny crotchrocket.
Bikes are small.

I'm the real comfy, and to prove it, we will have a comfy death battle in this thread.

The first comfy to guess the last 2 digits in their ID is the real Comfyanon

>76

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>>146483149
>88

>>146483149
>76
We're all Comfyanons now.

>>146483149
>08

What's the difference between crafty and nessi?

Also, why was thereluctantpig trying so hard to make himself relevant last thread when he was a tertiary member of the Nessijerk at best? Even debbiedowner, mr.magomafoo, moony rabbit, and bassykins where higher on the totem.

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>>146483149
>89

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>95

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>>146483149
>34

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>>146484161
>>146484321
>>146484365
>>146484456
stop it
neither of you is comfy anon now, get trips or whatever

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nite

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>join random heist several days ago
>reasonably competent team, so I stick around
>they decide to cheese the last bit with kuruma
>enter his garage

For what fucking purpose?

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PANIC

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>>146485067
he's pro-lgbt obviously

>>146485067
dude memes.

He's aware.

>still piss poor selection of clothes and hairstyles for your character

Sort it out Rockstar

plastic surgery when?

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hope y'all niggas celebrated 15 years of vroomin like a busta
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxYTexLE8YI&list=PL924CBEE8AE04DFBD

>>146485640
>>146486203
>plastic surgery
>actually good clothes
>actually good hairstyles for females

I would come back t.bh

>>146481350

>dirt road
>AWD

that's not drifting that's rallying

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My heist friend really hates my car.

I always likes the Sabre Turbo. I don't see the problem.

Debating on making it a lowrider. Not sure yet.

>>146487201
You seem to be missing a custom plate.

So the X80 Proto is actually fucking amazing yet it's not stupidly easy to drive because of the weight distribution and the way it sways but it's top of the class in the hands of a capable driver.

I actually like the look, it's edgy and overdone but seems fitting of a concept car and isn't as 'in-your-face' as the Zentorno. Thing drives like nothing else and I dig the F1 engine sound, hopefully there's more original engine sounds in store.

The price is steep as fuck and the Banshee still has the highest top speed but that's irrelevant since the Proto keeps up with it and has 100% better handling/braking/traction.

I'm really hyped for the 811 now though, hopeful it's coming next week and not the Seven 70 or whatever the fuck it is. I can't believe supers are actually one of the most balanced classes in the game.

>>146487516

OUT4TYM3 isnt good enough?

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First time down the freeway!
How many tries did it take you to get Taliana?

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>>146487793
Custom plates are fun.

>>146488653
Your plate always makes me think of Pingu.

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We've run out of things to talk about.

How tall do you think all the GTA protags are? Not including the 4 we know about (Michael, Franklin, Trevor, Niko)

Claude - 5'11"
Tommy - 5'10"
CJ - 5'8"
Toni - 5'9"
Vic - 5'9"
Mike - Who cares
Huang - 5'10"
Luis - 6'1"
Johnny - 5'10"

>>146489494
>tfw taller than all of them
>tfw my gtao character is too

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>>146486218
0/10 would blow up

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>>146490678
Fucking tranny.

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>>146489494
We always have dumb singleplayer animations to talk about.
As if anyone besides me notices the small shit.
>>146490678
High heels don't count.

>>146485067
Not any worse than the retards with a full sultan RS garage or a full bati garage.

Is Aida the superior German furry? Sorry Kaz

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>>146490678
I'm 5'8" so that actually puts me at odds with CJ's supposed height.

>>146491203
Aida is cute and nice

Kaz is a nigger

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still possible to get the flight helmet/visor saved to an outfit?

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>>146491436
Leave Kaz alone. Xir is one of the funnest people to play with.

>>146491540
It sure is.

Buy the flight suit at the store, go to the strip club, then equip the outfit you want it on. Walk out and t should appear, then run across the street and save it.

>>146491746
dont have to save the flight suit as an outfit right?

>>146492754
Nope. You only have to wear it in, it doesn't need to be saved.

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On the last thread some anon suggested posting our top five favorite cars. Let's do it again, but this time WITH A COOL TWIST! Once again, list your top 5, and others will judge your personality based on your rides.

>Monroe
>Stirling GT
>Futo
>Pigalle
>Comet (might be replaced by 811 when it comes out)

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It's been a while I played The Flight Plan with /gtag/, never gets old.

>>146492993
>banshee 900r
>Double T
>rampo custom
>sentinel XS
>hakuchou

in that order.

>>146492993
You can't be that bad of a guy if the Monroe is your first pick.

>Stratum
>Guardian
>Armored Schafter V12
>Sultan RS
>Jackal

>>146493694
Did this ever get ported to PC, or is it Muumitstation only?

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>>146494034
Only in hippostation but you guys could literally make one under 20 minutes.

>>146494217
>Implying anyone in this PC crew can "motivate" enough to leave freeroam and make something

>>146494462
The whole thing started just because enough people were on to try power play and two of the guys in there never played flight plan.

Yo, for real, this one guy was laughing so much.

>>146494462
I make gamemodes occasionally but I have been having some hit or miss ones.
I am all for revisiting them and making new ones when I get back home from my trip.

Sadly right now I only have the one.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/luY175Y5cE6be2353tNywA#

>>146494561
I'm not doubting it it's just that almost everyone in the PC crew doesn't want to do a gamemode that requires shooting.
Hence why I haven't gotten to try powerplay yet, how is it?

>>146494690
It's pretty fun actually and has new music and an announcer that talks throughout the match.

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>>146494561
Tonights match was a roller coaster of emotions just like last time

I'll post some edits tomorrow

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>there are people who don't have at least one drop top in their garage
apply yourselves

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>>146494561
Holy fuck, his laugh was contagious.

>>146494913
I almost want to see the webms posted on /wsg/ just to see if the party audio was in because holy shit that laughter

>>146494561
>>146494761
>>146494913
>>146495052
> you will never be as happy as that guy that was laughing so contagiously and so joyfully that it it could probably cure cancer

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>>146495627
Truly this is the power of memes.

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What's flight plan and why haven't I tried it in game modes yet?

>>146496138
It's magic.

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>>146496138
PS4 crew's magnum opus custom created job that literally took 15 minutes to make but had hours of playthrough.

>>146496475
We need to get everyone possible and do a round. That third round took almost an hour by itself.

>>146496475
Is it a capture?
Is it setup so you spawn in the planes or do you have to takeoff?

>>146496756
Capture and you start on the ground but every subsequent life starts in a plane.

CIA starts at the small airfield and Bane starts at Sandy Shores airport.

>>146483149
22

>>146490734
Who cares what you would do, you fucking tranny freak

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>>146496756
2 teams.
Small Guys spawn on Trevor's airfield with a 5 seater Velum.
Big Guys spawn on Sandy Shores airfield with a Titan.
Small Guys have the advantage of having Dr. Pavel's files first and the objective is getting it to an island on the far east of the map.
Big Guys must stop the Small Guys by crashing their Titan onto their plane dropping Dr. Pavel's files.
Big Guys must deliver the files back to the Sandy Shores airfield.
If a small guy dies, they respawn in a Velum.
If a big guy dies, they respawn in a Titan.
Shitstorm ensues once the files are dropped on the ground.

>>146496924
>>146497467
I'll give a go at recreating it on PC soon.
Probably no one will play it, though.

>>146497576
No matter what happens you won't have the laughter of dawkestone ringing like an ode to joy.

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>>146497576
I will play it, please do!

>>146497576
Can we even set respawns to particular vehicles?
Can we even custom objectives?

>>146497576
I can help you out with some screenshots, it's a simple setup.
Give me a few minutes.

>>146497576
I'll play the absolute everloving fuck out of it if I'm awake when it's being played.

>>146497819
You can in captures, yes.

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>>146497576
Alright, here's the capture.
It's a simple contend capture mode with only one package.
Here's the spawn area for the Small Guys in Trevor's airfield.
The package is already on their base as a quick head start.
Spice it up with the meme and add bodyguards and remember to set the bodyguards' relationship to friendly to the small guys.

>>146498730
could it be? Consoles helping PCs for greater good?? Is it truly the power of memes?

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>>146498730
This is the objective the Small Guys need to deliver Dr. Pavel's files.
It's the island way out on the east side of the map. Put the capture point there and buff up its radius.
If the small guys can pull off the flight smoothly avoiding the big guys on the way then the small guys could actually win the round under a minute.

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>>146498967
Spawn area for the Big Guys in the Sandy Shores airfield.
It's literally just the Titan with the team spawn points and their capture point, Big Guys have the advantage of catching up to the Small Guys.

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>>146499186
Lastly, the cherry on top.
Change up your objective text to something meme like pic related, memes = good.
Make sure you set the weapons to owned+pickups.
I've set my maximum players just to 8 but it's not strictly necessary, I'm even planning to extending mine to 16 players.
Only one point needs to be scored for each team.
The match must be always set to either All Points or Sudden Death since there's no telling how long the game is gonna last.
Lastly, have fun pcucks!
t. adonis

>>146498730
>>146498967
>>146499186
>>146499616
Making a carbon copy now
Thanks for the details

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>>146498730
Thanks, I think I'll go with a Rumpo custom for the vehicle next the plane since that seems to fit better.

>>146498889
Honestly if even one of you guys enjoy it as much as that last group did it's worth it. I mean it was just two straight hour of joy.

>>146499835
Also forgot to mention.
Don't put any respawn areas and set the spawn vehicle for the following.
Small Guys: 5 Seater Velum
Big Guys: Titan

The plane in >>146498730 is a 5 seater Velum just in case you mix it up with the regular one.

Is there any aimbot on ps4?

>>146500689
yes press the aim button and quickscope newbs

>>146500689
Yeah, it's called aim assist.

>>146499885
Realistic graphics in GTA when?
You could probably pull off a look like that on frostbite already

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nth for Joac is a creepy fucker.

>>146500891
I think we're still years away from it being playable in the way Rockstar wants to make maps. GTA6 will probably look great when it comes out in 2020.

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Can someone explain these "$$$ SUPER PARKOUR $$$ deathmatches? The say hacks and mods and 50 trillion dollar rewards? I joined two for the first time ever and was always in a weird airport with floating junk fences and unreachable weapons and vehicles.

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>>146500989
as creepy as "bad look Aida"?

32

>>146500891
stylized, cartoony graphics age slowly, while
>realistic
look like shit after just a few years

>>146501216
If you manage to get to the weapons you can go on a killing spree and possibly get more rep/money since nobody can kill you and you can easily kill anyone on floating junk. Ammo ends quickly though, and staying in the weapons area wont let you kill anyone.

You dont get 50 million trillion dollarion though.
Its clickbait so there's people to shoot :^)

>>146501256
GTA is not stylized though.

>>146501216
they're for baiting you into a mission so they can pad their k/d, but sometimes the weapons up there are up there for the person who finishes the parkour

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Getting a good look at goznozzle here.

>>146499835
Well may as well use the "power of the PC" and make it 30 player.
>15 spawns for each team
Where should I put the extra planes due to seating limits?

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>Regret buying this shit game
>Online is garbage 90% with only good moments being when you find a lobby without retards treating this game like a deathmatch and actually trying to have fun together
>But it almost never happens
>Get into the /gtag/ online crew
>Each time I tried to connect to crew server it connected me to some shitty one with either none or up to two people from the crew
>Never managed to connect to acutally fun crew server
>Drop the game again
>Check today
>Got kicked out from the crew
Is there some trick to fucking connecting into this? Or is it just fucking glitched and/or I have a bad luck?
Also, if someone can add me again I would appraciate it but I'll propably never even manage to connect just like the last time.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/hatter10i6

>>146501720
Gotcha
You got purged due to being inactive.

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>bought the AP pistol
>it prioritizes over tec-9
I'm so fucking mad right now

>>146501801
I know, like I said, I stopped playing beacuse I couldn't connect to crew servers, usually it connected me to some shitty normal lobbies with only one or two crew members.

>>146501872
Why? It's a better weapon.

>>146501498
I'd say it is stylized at least a bit. Colors, contrast, shades and lightning, they're trying to make it look good, not exactly as real as possible.

>>146483149
24

>>146501970
>fire 6 bullets
>do half the damage you do with tec9 because 4 shots flat out miss

>>146502375
>Being bad
okay

>>146502375
>fires faster than the Machine Pistol
>still pretty accurate, even after the nerf
>does one less damage, but has amazing DPS
>prioritized in vehicles, if you don'tr have the Uzi

>>146501907
Make sure your aiming in single player is set to free aim. I did a couple heist with people using different control setups, and apparently it saved me as free aim assisted, and I couldn't get in with any crew for like a week until i discovered that.

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Here's my attempt at recreating The Flight Plan:
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/AEFQcihQv0CVQxtk2EpBbA

>>146502527
Free Aim and Free Aim Assisted are grouped together, whilst the others are grouped separately from the Free Aim lobbies.

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>some time ago some hacker gave me all the weapons
>shit like combat pistol and tear gas stayed despite I've never bought them
>can't even put them in the locker

>>146502884
Contact Support, get a copy/paste response, keep bugging them until they fix it.

>>146502686
Well apparently not anymore as this was last week (the 11th through 18th). During that week I kept getting into lobbies with like 4-5 people max and it wouldn't let me join any crew or friends from the crew. As soon as i changed it from free aim assisted to free aim, I joined online and was immediately in a lobby with two other GTAG, then joined a friend and there were 10 GTAG in that lobby.

>>146501238
lols

>>146503087
I'd prefer if no one from R* watched too closely at my account t.b.h.

>>146503268
Blame anything on the hacker. Unless you were that hacker, then you probably deserve it.

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>>146503249
I don't know what to say then. Seems it was always the way I said, Free Aim and Free Aim Assisted together, and Assisted Aims together.
>>146503268
Then don't, and deal with the shitty weapons forever. You do you.

>>146502686
Flat out wrong. Every aiming mode is separated into their own respective lobbies.

I can't seem to find the Karin Futo anywhere online. Did they remove it or something? I looked on the wiki and went to those locations and still nothing.

>>146503723
Yeah, they removed it from your files because they hate you.

found a girl police officer npc

>>146504051
They've been in since deadgen launch.

>>146503659
Can you prove it?
I can't prove mine.

>>146483149
>56

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Not sure if this is the right place to ask since I see that general is mostly aimed online.

But would anyone know how to edit this mod to hide or auto hide the spotify player after selecting a playlist?

This little mod is amazing but so annoying to drive around with that player constantly showing.

>>146504435
>using a spotify player instead of self radio
Admittedly I don't use spotify, so tell me, what's the difference?

who is the nicest person in gtag and why is it me

>>146504673

Really dude?

The difference is a million songs vs a few hundreds. I used to keep active libraries in my pc, and also have a physical albums collection but I'm moving away from that and storing music on my pc.

>>146504854
>arrogant prick
>nicest person
Nah

>>146504927
the bar is that low

>>146504179
Try joining someone with free aim while you have any other aiming preference. It's why Free Aim - Partial lobbies are so dead.

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Funboat is fun.

>>146504854
jimmy, easily

is the Volatus better than the Swift?

>>146505840
Yes

>>146505840
No

>>146505840
Maybe

>>146505840
Does it matter?

Are you just not supposed to use scopes in first person? I can't hit anything with my scoped special carbine, but I get headshots up the wazoo with my default carbine rifle. It just bounces around so much I have no idea where the bullets are going to go

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>>146505840
>>146505902
>>146505960
>>146506130
thanks for the laugh (You)'s

>>146507071
>2.2 mil
>no lights
maverick is literally better to buy, at least you can see where you're landing and it won't tip over at 0.345 mph

>>146503268
Drop them and buy them again. Worked for me

>>146506837
git gud.

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>>146505840
>>146507071
It tips easier

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Anyone up for some Nostalghia, faggots?

>tfw you will no longer spend entire nights blogposting in /gtag/ and hearing Madrazo bitching about golf over and over while you desperately grind in Coveted and Rooftop Rumble to acquire the hype af High Life vehicles

>>146507840
>you will never play coveted 28 times in a row just to afford a cheetah
>you will never complete RR melee only with anons again.

why did you do this to me.

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So I hear someone is making flight plan for PC. Let me know when you guys play the map. I'm curious to what a hippo's life is like since I only see webms.

>>146507840
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
>>146508131
Almost done doing minor things to make it 30 player compatible.
Seriously fuck having to redo the test segment just because a Velium isn't the right color.

Servers why do you suck. I was just want to have beachfun with everyone

>>146507626
Yeah I've messed around with it from the CEO vehicles and hate how easy it tips. Thinking of buying a Swift when it's on sale instead.

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>>146507574
how, pls

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>>146508249
YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE MY FRIEND
BUT YOU'RE ONE OF THEM

>>146508485
1600 dpi
direct input
3 ticks

thank me later.

>>146508536
THEM THEM THEEHEEEEHM THHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM

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Reminder that if you don't re-roll as Trump and make your organization Trump and make all your vehicles gold, you're a cuck and your life will be full of great misfortune.

>>146508131
>>146502616

>>146481702
Someone link me to the circlejerk

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>>146508249
Just finished the details, it's done and ready to play.
Hopefully.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/CGVHGkn6bUWmnbDA47TPiA
Thanks for the details adonis.

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>>146502616
>>146509234
added

Will try out when I get time this weekend.

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>"say Kalahari one more time, I swear to god.."

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quickly now, post characters

>>146510097
I love hitting his Kalahari with a bat when he's not looking

do you pay your associates or does securoserv?

>>146510613
SecuroServ pays
it'd be too fun otherwise

>>146510613
Securoserv pays them. Which is why they don't get a cut of the cargo sale.

is GTAO worth playing?
did rockstar change it from the Peer 2 Peer to someone else yet or is San Andreas Multiplayer still more stable than GTAO ?

>>146511024
Nobody gives a fuck if you play or not.

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>>146510491

>>146511057
calm down dude, im just asking if they changed the peer 2 peer online to something better
why so defensive

>>146511619
How about fuck you, you douche bag

>>146507840
>you will never use hysteria again

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>start up Executive Search
>get a regular unwantable car that's commonly seen in traffic, like an Asterope or a Fugitive or one of the non-expensive SUVs or something
>drive around the search area blending into traffic for 10 minutes, while other players desperately try looking for you around every corner and inevitably clash against each other like fucking morons

Genuinely the most fun I've had in a long time, being able to go incognito and blending in amongst NPCs was something I've always wanted in GTA Online. I wonder if it's as feasible to do this by disguising yourself as a pedestrian as it is on a car.

>>146511145
who is this hottie

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>>146510491

>>146511145
Hi Flib, kissu~

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>>146505381
>finally got booted out of the session

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>>146511768
>tfw no NA miata in GTA

>>146511768
It very much is, if you dress the part. There are a few webms floating around of it.

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>>146510491

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>>146511854
Flibinjiber. I would play more, but my work fucking sucks and takes up over half my day.

>>146511768
on PC I can see this being effective, but on console you'd be fucked as everyone constantly spams the aim trigger to scan for enemies

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>mfw /gtag/ fags get super defensive just from hearing the words "peer 2 peer" even if its what they play everyday
this is so fucking funny
they have released dozens of updates but its still Peer 2 Peer garbage, the gaming equivalent of using emule in 2016
L M A O

>>146512721
>mfw some little kid thinks anybody should care whether he plays a video game or not

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>>146511768
right on, anon

>>146512349
cute! missing texture pantsu :3

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>>146510491

>>146513807
Holy fuck, got more anon? Looks amazing.

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>>146513807
>reinforcing the stereotype that kuruma drivers are all retarded

>>146514659
not yet, i keep forgetting to record stuff

also you've got to do it shortly after entering the session or people will recognize you

>>146507840
Hi i'm Mr_NiceGuy19 visiting for the first time since PS4 release.

This game is dead.

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New easter egg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v5vMjsdtmk

>>146513845
>>146512349

>>146483832

>>146516158
That sucks

Good thing I just got it for PC :^)

>>146516158
Get on PC already, you pleb.

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All is right in the world

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>>146514696
but they are all retarded, even I.

>>146517062
I have a PC but it hasnt gone -75% off yet
>mfw buying this game for the THIRD TIME

>>146517809
GTA VI is going to come out before that happens.

>>146517876
Welp. See you on GTAVI then
steam?

>>146518516
never ever

>>146504435

Does anyone know anything about this? Or point me in the right direction.

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>>146518516

>>146518860
Holy shit I was just reminiscing about those shenanigans back in the day.

Specifically about that time we made like 10 clones on that one rooftop and then proceeded to beat the shit out of all of them

>>146519001
Still kind of disappointed they never tried to fight back. The player model NPC AI needs to be a lot more aggressive.

>>146519251
Some of them are aggressive in singleplayer.
After you insult them multiple times.

>>146519251
I know we just instakilled them. At least it was pretty funny.

Do you play on PC then?

>>146519793
Yeah

>>146520167
Give steam mang. Or you can add me
sircarlgustav
I dont have GTAV but if it goes on sale for a good price ill consider buying it. I only have Dark Souls 3 on PC currently

>>146520525
Sent

Now that hackers are gone I am disappointed I didn't get more money when I was being showered in it

That X80 is such a nice looking car.

>>146516293
What the hell is R* doing over there.
I guess an intern got some alone time in the office, I would love to be able to sneak in things into the game.

>>146520954
horrible taste

Is there any way to just keep buying one warehouse item?

All I want is weapons. I want my office full of weapons.

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>>146511768
You seem to be late to the party.

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>>146514659
Not him but I got a few.

>>146522189

Why did this person have an arrow over their head

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>>146522473
It indicates the VIP you have to look for in an Executive Search, you can see the VIP's arrow once you get close enough.

>>146521468
Absolutely no idea.
However if it wasn't in since Finance and Felony, it had to at least be in since Freeroam events.

>join session with 5 other CEOs
>everyone doing their thing, havin laffs
>IGN shitter joins
>immediately vote-kicked

brought a tear to my cold, emotionless eye

>join session with 5 other CEOs
>everyone doing their thing, havin laffs
>GTAG shitter joins
>immediately vote-kicked

brought a tear to my cold, emotionless eye

>>146524815
nice internet me

>>146524872
lmao i actually thought i double-posted

DON'T BLAME ME IT'S 3:30 IN THE MORNING

>>146525007
That's dick sucking time.

>Think I'll go do some missions now
>Fire up the game
>End up shooting niggers and jews

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO COMPLETE THE MISSIONS

>>146525361
Because you're an ADHD-riddled child who should go back to >>>/pol/

>>146525302
only got my own to suck but sadly i can't bend like i used to

>>146525513

No bully?

so if drinking all your beer makes you pass out and wake up at the hospital, why doesn't eating all your food while at full HP turn you (albeit slowly) into a fat disgusting subhuman before killing you?

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Details on GTA5's new secret bossfight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEMebLiUl7M

>>146512508
but nobody does that, and they would be locking onto NPCs anyways, plus most people play in free aim.

Why do people keep trying to blow up my proto? Are they jealous that they can't afford it?

>>146527042
I'd blow you up for dumping 3 mil into a ugly ass car

>>146526793
Because that requires making entirely new and dynamic models for the player, and we already know R*'s status on player models.
At least there's San Andreas for you to fufill your obesity dream.

>>146522748

>Crouch stealth kill on a player

YO

WHAT

>>146527371
Are you braindead?

Is there a new menu out or something? I've seen 5 fucking aimbotters/damage modders tonight alone.

Can't tell if they're aimbotting headshots or if their shots are just doing 10k damage but they shoot 3 times and they kill all 3 of my crewmembers through the rear of insurgent while I'm moving full speed.

>>146527615
cheat engine

>>146527615
>driving an insurgent
You deserve it.

>>146527743
Well I don't own a fuccboyruma so that was the best I could come up with to try and survive the instant kill shots these cunts were slinging everywhere.

>>146527659
>2016
>Cheat Engine

Ok cool. They're all going to get banned then. Because CE is easy as shit to detect and everyone detects it already.

>>146527743
Why wouldn't you use the best tools at your disposal when outmatched by an unfair enemy?

I bet you're the kind of person that complains to developers about cheap crutch players instead of trying to git gud.

PC GTAG is a F U N group. Would tug with again

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>need a lift?

>>146528283
dat ass

>>146528283
>pink
gross as fuck

>>146528283
Ew, I'd rather walk.

>>146528283
Hi there gay batman.
Is this why everyone made the Joker? To blow up batmobiles?

>>146528189
>talking about gitting gud while using shittermobiles
top jej

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>>146512385

>Exit my wherehouse after delivering a crate unopposed
>Some player is waiting for me, wastes me, then zips away in his super.

This is a common occurance. Are these literal children or something? Who does retarded shit like this.

>>146529282
Tracked KDR was a mistake.

>>146528729
>goochie
>flibin
>crime
>jens
>lewd
>aida
>soy
>cat
power rank

>>146529361
They're all shit

>>146529676
very rude

>>146529282
>go to map
>press caps lock
>see if anybody's waiting outside the warehouse
>If so, go grab a drink or something until the kiddies ADHD kicks in and they fuck off to bother somebody else

Only advice i can give if you're not alone in a public lobby.

>>146529361
Tranny tier:
All

QT tier:
None

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>>146529361
buy why!?

>>146529715
>Implying he's wrong

>>146529795
Buy why u use menu?

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>Shark cards are on sale but are still too expensive

>>146530632
>Considering buying Shekel Cards
>Ever

>>146530916
I'm too impatient to grind money

>>146529795
Fuck off and die fatass

>>146531116
make me and do it for me. you lazy cunt

>>146529795
Is crafty confirmed menu user?

Whats the best office decor for a well respected asian CEO ?

>>146531762
Executive:Rich

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SALTY

>>146532331
>go around killing people for no reason in the most shitter ways possible
>w-why doesn't anybody like me?

>>146532441
You weren't even there. This guy was a rank 35 shitter that ghost toggled and used Kurumas and homing launchers on helos, he was the last vote that actually kicked me. The others came from a whole org that got mad as fuck and one had such bad aim he called me a hacker cause he couldnt kill me, I recorded that shit. I accidentally moved before the weapon wheel closed and it selected fists and I punched the sky right in front of him, he was shooting at me the whole time, point blank range. Then I pull out and RPG and kill him.

>H-HACKER

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>>146532689
Alright, so the punching the sky was right before that, this was another fuckup. Tried to grab CMG and went unarmed, then tried again and it got RPG instead and had to reload right in front of this idiot.

>>146532689
>homing launchers on helos
way to be a hypocrite you dumb shitter

>>146533215
>that second or so of you standing completely still and he still couldn't hit you
How can people be THAT bad at this game?

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>>146533731
By that I mean a lockon, dummy. I dumbfire welfare, I hate people that lock onto helos, even armed ones.

>>146533813
Yes, not even my incompetence with the weapon wheel was enough to let him get a kill.

>>146529361
>Kaz not ranked
rude much

>>146534432
ugly kaz and not good kaz like now

>>146533813
He was probably using a controller.

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>>146527615
Aimware/Aimjunkies are the only working Menus right now
They offer Godmode, ESP, Teleporting, Vehicle Spawning, Weapon Spawning, Triggerbot and pretty much offer none of the """fun""" stuff some other menus at least had
They also cost 15$ a month or 150$ for a lifetime subscription
>tfw you run into more and more of these people
That Bfella cunt we chased out of the session yesterday actually teleported right next to me before his first kill
And I wondered how he could sneak up on me

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Who /secretcave/ here?
Spoiler it's nothing.

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>>146535125

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>>146535254
That's the mineshaft.
This is a cave where UFO piece #13 is.

I just bought the game on steam sale. What do? How do I start?

>>146535380
You join The GTAG

>loved GTA IV online
>really want to love V online
>every time I go online it's a terrible experience

Feels bad

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>>146535380
You play the singleplayer.

>>146535573
I played through SP on 360, and I played some online but not a huge amount. But that's been a while ago.

>>146535454
Request pending yo

>>146535689
What's your name and I'll accept you

any of you cool kids can invite me to gtag ps4 crew? ID:daniel_cs007

>>146535725
jarkerr

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Anyone who received money from hackers at certain point in online, still had the guts to open a support ticket when something unrelated went wrong after it?

I mean, they have your entire history to investigate the root of your problem, then wouldn't they find out you "cheated" and decide to ban your account instead of finding the solution?

Because I've got like 4m in total from random hackers along the hundreds of hours of my game time, but I'm facing an annoying bug that I think only the support can fix it.

>>146535987
Gotcha!

>>146535254
Wrong cave, fatass retard

>>146536050
Thanks!

>>146536041
You wont get banned for receiving hacked funds, they'll just take any money away that you may still have from the hackers. However if you've spent it/spend it before putting in the ticket, there's nothing they can do. Worst case scenario I've heard of is being banned for a week, and they sent an appeal the ban was overturned a few days early.

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>>146536041
I've opened multiple tickets and complained about their lack of action on many of them. Nothing has happened so far.

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Apparently someone found a single player easter egg where you play as Sasquatch and fist-fight the Beast from GTA:O in a dramatic thunderstorm. Then you can use its crazy abilities in Director Mode videos (even for characters that aren't the Beast.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v5vMjsdtmk

>>146537934
>>146516293

>>146535009
>tfw you should have told gtag to fuck off , and made your own trainer with less shitter stuff. Then charged people for it.

I hate you guys so much. I could be bathing in money right now.

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>order a buzzard from the VIP menu
>instantly get a message saying it's been destroyed
thank you securoserv

>>146533813
>driving back to my office
> rockets from fucking nowhere
>misses all of them
"oh it's kaz being trash"
>come to a complete stop
>still manages to miss me
>drive off laughing

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>>146539739
>you will never be this obsessed with someone you never met

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>>146534832
>I can't shoot people with a controller
baka my friend baka

>>146540683
You sound way saltier than him

So how big does the multiplayer get here?

Can you have 100's of people on one server?

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>>146539084
>order buzzard
>spawns in parking garage

>>146541001
i love pokemon!

>>146541840
um, max is like 40 or 50, and it works perfectly with that amount imo.

>>146542041
fack... it's like r* are playing that 'skatepark in ur garage' meme on us... ;c

>>146542195
i dont give a f*ck what you like you f*cking homo

>>146540683
don't feel bad. You did a fine job tossing your little balls around.

>>146542293
lol, ur cute for a grumpy girl

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>>146542195
>max is like 40 or 50
LMAO. dropped

>>146541840
28

>>146542818
>needing hundreds of people in your lobbies
NORMALFAGS

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>>146543024
>being content with server capacities set artificially low for the sake of consoles
what did this cuck mean by this?

>>146542818
Oh no, whatever will we do without you?

>>146542818
huh?

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>>146543124
>cuck
NORMALFAGS

>>146543124
>>146542818
dude are you okay?

>>146511768
hello /o/!