/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

First for headshots only

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2nd for Quattro

So what does GTAG do on PS4? I'm new to /gtag/. I noticed the DKR webms and that looks really fun. You guys do heists?

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>>146584781
Just realized a30 is pic related, Goddamn I missed out.

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multifive has a long way to go

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>>146621171
For now
60% Grinding on crates and VIP work
10% Heists
30% Gamemodes

>>146621464
> no one befriended dawke or invited him to another playlist
> I'll never hear his laugh in a gtag party again
The plane really did crash with no survivors

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>>146621464
Anyone wanna do some deathmatches or any game modes with or without randoms?

bored of freeroam famalam.

>>146621434

When it gets there it'll be awesome at least

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Flight plan when!?

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>We will never have pause music this good again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlqDG5L6lSE

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>>146623294
>NullPhaggot

Is there a way to reset what goods are being offered for me to take to my Warehouse?

I just want to do weapons and nothing else

How do I reset it?

So what happend to discord that made everyone quit?

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>>146623342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0h09RpeMSY

>>146623520
over-moderation and censorship of dissent
>>146623459
buy multiple warehouses and fill one with regular shit, then fill the other one with cargo of a single kind
only method i can think of

>>146623520
Blater left and his band of autists left. Everyone else is still there.

Has anyone here actually bought a Shark Card? Or is the "ROCKSTAR MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT BUYING SHARK CARDS" complaint just a meme?

>>146623459
For what purpose?

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>>146624031
Never bought one.
Don't see the appeal in buying one.
Pic is required for any discussion about shark cards tho.

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>>146623520
No idea about the other one but mines is still a fascism hug box.

>>146624031
They used hackerbux, so the complaint is still valid, since they can only buy the things with money from an external source.

>>146624053

I want my office covered in nothing but weapons

>>146623854
>>146624008
happy to hear. Thanks.

New update when?

>>146624031

Just get funbux and buy everything in the entire game like me.

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>>146624789
this tuesday we'll probably see one/both of the new sports cars

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Conquering the hearts of all the GTAG members


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9JN4aqMduo

>>146625380
funbux?

>>146625545
foad

>>146625380
How though? Last I checked no funbucks menu's were working, only griefing. And cheat engine which is a surefire way to get banned.

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>>146625634
I will win you over, anon

>>146625768

I dunno I got like 200mil on ps3, then after I transferred to PC I got another 800mil from someone. I've never used a menu myself and have never encountered any issues. That might be because my character was transferred cross platform though.

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HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN

Is there any difference between the standard massacro and the racecar massacro besides the livery?

>>146626063
racecar is faster

>>146626063

Racecar versions are superior in most all respects (handling, brakes, traction, accel, etc.).

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does gta5 ps4 use a cd key?
if you get banned can you create a new account?

>>146626632
i read somewhere they ban your ps4 id

>>146626632
its tied to your ps4 account

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pls pc gtag do flight plan with us, this is great.

>>146625871

Maybe if you step up your narcissism.

>>146626992
I got bored and logged off. Also, this Catower person got mad and muted me cause I said he has a raspy voice lmao

Talk about sensitive.

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>>146626992
>nullfaggot

>>146626992
Go ask your discord friends homo

>>146627118
why does catower go around and ask people about being in discord?

>>146627118
Catower sounded like a girl last night?

>>146627581
he's a fat attentionwhore tranny

>>146626992
Do you get a lot of RP for it? I'll be back and will join soon if you do.

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>>146627581
Iunno. I tried going in there again, but it's probably the unpopulated one. No one told me the "right" one, and I can't be bothered to ask for the info for it either. Plus, I'm always on the Warbros TS3 anyway. It's where I chill so fuggit :^)

>>146627670
Sounds like a dude pretending to be a girl to me.

>>146626819
>>146626925
what is a ps4 cid?
is that a console id?
can the console get banned?

>>146627670
As someone who has used a voice changer to aid in pretending to be a girl on the internet, it's easy for me to tell who is also doing the same. Cat is definitely using a voice changer.

>>146628096
>>146627847
Oh, sorry, I'm new to this stuff. She sounded pretty normal to me.

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>>146627252
>>146627393
but u guys are my friends too.

>>146628261
No I'm not. Fuck you.

>>146628261
>Inviting a menushitter
No thanks

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>>146627054
You mean, even more?

>>146622096
Might be on in an hour or so, I'm down for some simple deathmatches with randos.

>>146628037
Your console can get banned from credit card fraud but not from in game cheat

>>146628628
Stop avatarfagging

So how soon can I expect the leader of the GTAG PS4 crew to accept my join request?

>>146630168
2-3 weeks, not including weekends or holidays

>>146630168
Never, it's dead. Should've bought an XBONER, faggot.

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>>146623294
>fiels

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10590135
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10590135
http://www.strawpoll.me/10590135

>>146630168
You're not cool enough for instant acceptance so in three days.

>>146630583
http://www.strawpoll.me/7294395

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>>146630320
Why would you recommend XB1 over PC?

>>146628623
The worst part is a lot of gtag used menus in the past / present

>>146630168
Who are you? we can't just accept some random user..

We already have maybe 10 randumbs out of 72 members in the crew.

POST PSN IN NAME

>>146630583
>PS4 trying to shill their poll over PSN party chat telling everyone to go to the strawpoll right now and vote PS4 to make it appear they have more active players

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>>146621224
I got you famslice

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>>146631460
>Tell everyone to vote so it seems like they have more members..
>Everyone casts their vote
If PS4 tells all the active ps4 members vote then how will it be shilling to make it apear as if they have more players?

>Everyone vote so it seems like we voted
I seriously don't get it

>>146631827
just saying ps4 is still a wasteland compared to pc tbqhwy

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>>146630168
who are you?

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>>146631489
Fucking numales at universities, I tell you hwat

>>146631930
Yet, judging by these threads, PS4 users actually know how to have fun and PC has to rip off their game modes to even get out of their hugbox lobbies.

>>146632113
Even with the split of comfyfag vs freeroam shitters in the PC crew, there are still more on either side of that divide than there are in the whole of the PS4 crew.

>>146632219
Cool, that changes absolutely nothing stated.

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>>146631320
My PSN is Sithmastur
I'm visiting family in Indiana before I leave for Parris Island, and in my small town there's nothing to do. I don't have a reliable mic at the moment, but I'm down to play if you guys need an extra body.

>>146631930
I'm just trying to get a census of this general..
Because the PC crew says their are 400 members on PC and the ps4 community says their is about 79 members.

>>146632440
>Peacetime Marines
My god, what have you done?

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>you need a big weapon for a big guy

>>146632934
HE DINNIDU NUFFIN

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>>146632934
The CIA brought Bill Wilson out of retirement for one last job

Little did he know he'd be in for his toughest assignment yet

>>146633454
>record scratch

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>>146633454
>these guys clearly weren't part of the flight plan he just filed with the agency

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>>146632934
>>146633454
>>146633817
Keep em coming, these are great shots.

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>>146633817
FIRST ONE TO TALK ON MY MOTORCYCLE GETS TO POP A WHEELIE!

>>146633947
I love how that entire round saus just kept getting nailed perfectly every time by dawk while dawk was just laughing hysterically.

>>146630320
I don't think even a single person owns an Xbone here
>>146631104
Fuck off

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This is why you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane....

You avoid the wrath of Bill Wilson

>>146634164
Oh boy, you should've been there on Sauss' first time in The Flight Plan.
He absolutely lost his shit when he saw the bodyguards and the plane layout.

>>146631489
>>146632053
>swastika emblem
ow the edge

>>146634271
Yeah, the two guys that hadn't played it before also started cracking up the second it put everyone on the ground.

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>>146634207
>Bane finds out that Bill has called in some reinforcements

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>>146634518
>the Central Intelligence Agency should've learnt from their mistakes years ago

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>>146626027
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS

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>>146634659
>Bill thought he left this life behind him
>but the more things change, the more things stay the same

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>>146634918

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>>146635014
>Bill knew it was time to take flight

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>>146635178
Until you spread your wings, you will have no idea how far you can fly

In the famous words of the Masketta Man....

You're gonna fly so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjvIZJkLvfA

>>146635571
go home murray you're drunk

>>146636372
tfw no matter how good the emblem, the forced square background will always be a stain

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>>146620707
Patrician taste in Off-roads, and trucks.

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10/10 would recommend everyone to play.

Anyone want to trade race wins on PC? I need a lot until I have my upgrades.

Add Cayliii if you want to.

I need 30 more for max engine which is all I care about.

>>146636539
can rebel carry more than 2 people? can they just stand on the back?

>>146637405
I'll get on and help you in a bit.

>>146637390
I recommend you fuck off and die

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Directed by Michael Bay.

>>146637903
In due time anon, in due time.

>>146638057
sick wave
SICK
SICK

>>146638057
My wings will splatter your soul another time smurf.

>>146628623
>being this much of a hypocrite

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When the lights flash before your very eyes.

>>146633947
>>146633971
>>146634207
What game mode?

>>146638440
>thinking everyone uses menus just because you do
Hello crimeshitter

>>146637405
>>146637637
Sorry, that took me a bit longer than I expected. You still need help?

>GTA 50% off on steam
Is it worth it for my mate to upgrade or is it still cheaper elsewhere?

>>146639238
Hello random anon. How was your day? Do anything cool in game?

>>146639398
Sure do

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>>146639021
The one where I didn't fly so good

>>146639582
Alright, I'll set up a lobby and shoot you an invite.

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What is "it"?

My friend and I are playing in the same room, on the same router, and we still can't get into a freemode session together lol.

Why are Rockstar servers shit? And why does the support blame everyone's connection rather than admit they have a problem

>>146640649
Because you're too retarded to add each other your friends list and join each other through that.

>>146624031
It is just a meme, if you play the game then youll be able to afford stuff, if you come back every few months for a new dlc and never actually do any missions then you will be broke

>>146640649
This game doesn't use servers. The servers are only used for drm and recording stats. Actual multiplayer is P2P

>>146640649
You're an idiot.

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How do i get my custom license plate? I used the ifruit app, logged ingame and there is no new plate in los santos customs

>>146641681
>I used the I fruit app
but did you order it too?

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>>146641885
ah, didnt know it needed to be done on phone first

anyways, immediate regret

>>146642416
>missing e
Shameful

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>>146634379
LOL! Did you get this from tumblr? I love it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEGc71SajBY
/gtag/ cargobob rpg squat sessions when

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>>146642502
fuck off stormfag

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>>146642447
Not enough room

>>146640810

Lolno. Tried that. Repeatedly. Tried all the ways. It's Rockstars fault. We can play with each other on anything else.

>>146637630
Only garagable vehicles people can stand on are Duneloader and Guardian.

>>146642879
>Tried that
Clearly not.

>>146643220

How does the autistic brain work?

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>>146642975
>>146642645

>Not having all the strippers on speed dial

>>146644990
>wasting your hard earned sharkcard money on virtual whores

smhtbqhfam 100

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>>146645050
>40$ per lapdance
>Wasting a whole sharkcard on a stripper
I didn't say be a dumbass, go run a couple missions and you got enough to get the entire club on your cell.
Besides it's free to call them to your apartment.

>>146645050
>go into auto-aim
>turn chat to everybody
>seduce strippers through arguments between 30-year old men
literally why would u not fa-m

>>146645319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWypXM3tSUg
The best.

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>>146645403
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>146645403
Good god

I enjoyed hearing randos shouting at shopkeepers on day 1 though

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>>146637405
>>146639582
Oi, hit me up next time you see me and I'll pitch in.

>>146639432
Bumping for response

>>146647340
yes

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

How do I remove universal vehicle speed limit?

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>get some good AR footage that would be ideal from another persons view
>you can't lock a camera to them, only snap it while they're in range
pretty disappointed

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>>146634203
You first

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China nuked when?
https://r.kyaa.sg/pktfbl.webm

>>146652890
Fuck off

>>146652890
>7 hours late
Desperate for attention, huh third-world illiterate shitstain?

>>146640947
fucking lel, and some poor neats actually shelled out 60eu just to play online

convince me on whether or not to buy the Flotsam 'bob

>>146653214
>>146654221
>Samefagging
Desperate for sperging out your autistic rage, huh salty anon?

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>>146653467
>wearing work boots

Fucking triggered mate

>>146655301
Fuck off

>>146655335
You first, fucktard

>>146655379
No thanks. Fuck off, idolshit enabler.

>>146655415
Ooh, look who's the salty anon now.

The next time you reply you will contract an incurable disease.

>>146655542
Cancer isn't contagious, which is good because if it was everyone in here would be infected from all the idolshit shitposting and your defending it.

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fuck off puchianon

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>>146655703
Take your degenerated gremlins with you and fuck off

>>146655703
Time for you to fuck off and die

Reminder that puchis are some of the most blasphemous creatures in the world and should not exist anywhere outside /@/

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REAL NARCISSIST HOURS
WHO UP THO
POST CHARACTERS

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>>146657162

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>>146657162

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>>146657162

>>146655258
please?

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>>146658087
follow your heart

>>146657650
ayy lmao

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>>146657650

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>>146658552
>>146658524
Hairless is cute!

>new to GTA Online but been playing GTA 5 for ages
>can barely get a job because someone always leaves
>one bloke spamming some shitty deathmatch mode rather than playing an FPS
>get kicked regularly because people think because I'm not level 200 I can't play the game
>everyone is a terrible driver
>everyone is foreign, mainly russian and you can't talk to anyone

WELL THIS IS FUN

>>146660378
join gtag and you'll get the fun you've been advertised
source: personal experience

>>146659949
that isn't hairless though

>>146660378
>>146660935
Remember to leave your name in the thread. Anyone who fails to do so gets rejected.

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>>146661371


yes it is?

Looking to join the PC GTAG crew. Apparently, I was in the wrong one that some random invited me to.
SC: Corndogeh

>>146662095
Corndoggeh*
Sent a request.

>>146662193
Gotcha

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>>146655872
>>146655958
has that puchi asshole finally been banned?

>>146662424
Is all talk of discord banned?

The fact that you can't shoot backwards in a van with crates is the most annoying thing. It doesn't indicate you can't via the aiming reticule, your character just aims through the back instead of the side when he could just do that, it's incredibly inconsistent, and most of the times the fuckers you need to shoot are somewhere behind you.

>>146663358
You can't shoot back but you can get shot from the back is the worst part.

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>You guys don't have naughty thoughts about your executive assistant do you?

>>146663571
Fuck off

>>146663571
Who are you quoting?

>>146662076
It isnt sorry.

languagez, u on m8?

>>146665545
If they actually wanted to play with you, they would have put you on their friends list so each could see when the other is online. -.-

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>>146665927

Remember those "the joke, (you)" webms nullphaggot would use everytime they got buttblasted. Does anyone have the full collection or a link to them?

>>146666114
Good for you! I hope you have a comfy time playing the game with friends online c:

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>>146657162

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>>146666285

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>>146666291

Not as good as >pic related

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>>146666519
nice fedora nerd

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So, this CEO stuff, is it worth it? I am willing to sink time into it if needed. Is the investment worth the payout? I can do it solo, I learned how to get into a solo public session every time on PS4 (set MTU to 800) so that's not a problem.

>>146666681
nice gloves fagatron. You hiding some greasy sausage fingers there?

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>>146657162

>>146663571
yes

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Post your characters and rate.

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>>146666169
I think Emertxe was the one who made a bunch of them so you can ask him if you see him.

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>>146667501
Would suck dick like a cheap whore.

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Post planes in places they shouldn't be

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>>146657162
me on the right

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>>146657162

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>>146668445
No plane should be where xSnapdragon: professional T20 shitter, is.

>>146668445
In Blater's hands

>>146666881
It would take about 10 hours to get your money back.

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>>146668445

>>146668980
kekked

>>146668980
kek

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>>146668980
GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER NINE ELEVEN

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>>146668980

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>>146668842
Holy shit, really? How the fuck, how much does this shit pay you? There's gotta be a catch.

>>146663526
i dont think you can actually get shot, it sometimes seems that if you are getting shot at a certain % of bullets hit you

>>146669672
The catch is the buy in price and having to spend 10 straight hours of delivering crates, assuming everything goes perfectly.

>>146669672
It's about 5000/minute if you go solo and fill a large warehouse by buying 3 crates at a time. Assuming you can average about 8 minutes per buy mission, which is definitely possible.

For a full warehouse you make 2220000 in a solo session, with buying 3 at a time that's reduced to 1554000, but it's still the fastest way.
>>146669873
>10 straight hours
It's not straight, you can do these whenever you want. Which is another plus in my opinion. They're also piss easy, assuming you have a Buzzard or something, aside from apparently the Titan sell missions.

>>146669873
Considering the shit they've been putting out lately, 1m~2m is a tiny buy in, plus I can just do this shit solo, no need for a PacStan group.

>>146670080
>2.2 mirrion
>2 point 2 followed by 5 zeroes
Are you serious? Rockstar would literally let us make this much cash without jumping through a million hoops? Just started and this shit is easy, just tedious when I have to drive some slow truck two miles to my warehouse. It gives assloads of RP too. Are the sells hard as fuck or something?

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semki est?

>>146670471
>1m~2m is a tiny buy in
It's going to be more than that since you're going to need a large warehouse to maximize your money to time ratio.

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>>146670080

>>146670471
That is without the cost of buying crates, which is 666000 if you do 3 at a time. You also need a large warehouse obviously, which is 1.9 million. But like I said, you should make that back in 10 hours.
>Are the sells hard as fuck or something?
All I've done are pretty fucking easy. They were either driving three trucks around the city, or driving three trucks to a specific point, or driving the tug to a specific point. I've seen a few where you have to fly a titan, which can be tricky because there can be helicopters shooting at you in that one. Though apparently you can just find a new session if you see you need to go to the titan, and only lose 3 crates, never tried that myself though, could be bullshit.

>>146670471
sometimes can be pretty tedious (i.e. having to take out nearby enemies, having to pick up each crate individually if you're alone) but yeah that's pretty much it

you go to the computer in your office when you want to buy, and go to the computer in your warehouse when you're ready to sell

assuming you only do 3 at a time and you're consistent you can easily make ~15M in a couple of weeks

>>146670471
The reason why it's so much is that it's supposed to be a risk/reward thing. You're not supposed to be able to do this in an empty session. They counted on kurumas and hydras to fuck your shit up. If you consider those factors, then it's really not worth it I think, way too risky then. But if you only need to deal with some NPCs that never shoot rockets at you, you're fine.
You also get more money if you sell in a populated session, but I don't think that's worth the risk.

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>>146668445

>>146669873
if you have 3 dots in the bottom right corner or destination is crash site or drop zone, the mission is pretty much a wash since it will take 3 times as long to complete and your crates will be exposed.

epect to only get one in those situations, and anything else will be gravy.

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>>146671868
As if fighting minigunfags wasn't annoying enough already

>>146672831
>Not doing these in an empty session
Just block UDP port 6672.

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Why are these explosions so huge?

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mashing F can work wonders

>>146673040
it's not that so much, it's the time it takes. if you get a bad start against the valkyrie or lose your buzzard fishing crates out of the sea, you could do 2 normal crate runs in the time it takes to finish.

I just meant don't stress about getting all 3. crating alone is pretty miserable, anyway.

I just got GTA5, so excuse my newbie questions, anon. Here it goes:
Can I setup 1st and 3rd person cameras so I get 3rd person most of the time, but it auto switches to 1st person when I use a scope on a rifle?
Also how do I buy other masks for heists? I don't care for the movie masks, I mean using normal clothing items as mask, like a scarf or balaclava.

>>146675016
On average it's faster to do 3 anyway, even with those mistakes.

>>146675326
>Can I setup 1st and 3rd person cameras so I get 3rd person most of the time, but it auto switches to 1st person when I use a scope on a rifle?

that's the default behavior

you can't aim a sniper rifle in 3rd person at all

>>146675782
I was using an assault rifle with scope and right click just zoomed in 3rd person. I never got to 1st person, let alone actually look through the scope

>>146676104
oh right

yeah, you have to manually switch to 1st person for those

not terribly useful though

>>146676104
You need to go into first person with V and then scroll up while aiming with right click to go into aim down sights mode.

>>146675782
>>146676104
I guess sniper rifle works differently

>>146676276
>>146676293
thx!
is it correct that from normal 3rd person I have to press v 3 times to get to 1st person or did I screw my controls / camera setups? I'm really just wondering if there isn't a quick way to get from 3rd person to 1st person aim down sights mode. Because I thought that was the point of adding 1st person and aim down sights mode. I just feel like this isn't much use in a firefight if I have to click several times before I get there. I could spend those seconds just shooting...

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>>146668445

tfw no gtag gf to cuddle with in bed

Can someone add me to the crew please?

sc: LobsterNewberg

>>146672968
>blaming the hitboxes because you missed
>blaming angles because you're bad

>>146620707
If I buy the Orion, can I upgrade it to a Pisces or Aquarius later?

>>146680309
Yes

>>146679808
Gotcha

How do I join the gtag crew?

Username is TwinTurbo212 (pls no bully)

>>146681274
ty senpai

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>>146657162

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>>146657162

>>146658367
Me on the right.

>>146680309
yes

just be warned that the aquarius upgrade costs 2 million no matter what so upgrading from pisces to aquarius will cost you an extra million

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>>146657162

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>>146657162

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>>146681864
that's gotta be about the whitest black character i've ever seen in this game

>>146682024
a qt

tfw no gtag gf to shave the back of my shoulders

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>>146682514
I've tried for WW1 pilot look, but not sure if that's a hit or miss

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>>146682547
Im mexican, also
hail trump.

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>>146682514
Brother?

>>146683680
>>146681864
hindi rap fag/10

>>146684292
damn, quite possibly

>>146684560
>rap
>hindi

You´re just retarded, aren´t you?

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So why haven't you 100% GTA5 yet?

>try to do CEO stuff
>no one joins me as associate
>order shipment
>fucking helicopter theft
>get one crate back
>whilst im delivering it some shitters destroy my other two

why do people do this

Looking for a nonretarded person for pac standard runs.

>>146689835
retard with 20+ hosted and completed pacstan runs reporting in

>find session spamming for some relaxed solo crates
>join session with 1 other CEO
>that's great!
>he says "hello!"
>find new session

just me?

>>146689794
Single player keeps crashing me after about an hour or so of playing.

>>146692120
why don't you just block those ports on the firewall?

>>146689835
Ill do some runs.

SC: ShamDZ

>>146692676
i spend more time playing with friends and tarding about in pub sessions so that'd get annoying

>>146689794

Because Rockstar doesn't know what "Deathwish" means and I got fucked out of most content because I wanted to kill the white trash hick.

>>146693334
switching the block on/off is literally two clicks of mouse, but do as you please I guess

>>146694132
pls explain this for me so i know how to do it next time i do ceo shit

>>146694315
here: http://imgur.com/a/3ju3z
do this for both inbound and outbound, may have to restart the game afterwards
once you have them set up enabling/disabling is just a righclick

>>146694547
thanks man

>>146693319

I shouldve specified pc, i sent a friend request

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>it's a laggy faggot with a bp helmet who kills himself when he takes damage to preserve his kd episode

>>146694315
>>146694132
>pcuck cant work a fucking pc
TOP FUCKING KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>146695079
needlessly rude desu

>>146689827
Because we get paid to destroy them.

Protip:
Don't order 3 crates if you can't deliver them all

>>146694853
I got the Friend request.

Im in a heist run final right now but when i finish ill be available.

>>146694084
Same. You can still repeat the mission and do the "Deathwish" way, but after you end the mission, you will be returned to your save were you killed Trevor.

What's the actual best apartment? With the biggest/most interesting layout?

Is it Eclipse 3 or is it like yachts and the less expensive one is actually the best?

>>146695203
>desu
kys pcuck

>>146695950
>kys

>>146695907
That's highly subjective, but I'd say it's one of the custom one in Eclipse. The most expensive one has the highest view, and I think the middle one has a view towards the hills or something.

>>146695203
>>146696346
This faggot thrives off attention. Just stop responding, you won't get anything out of it anyway

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Hello gtag.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10590135/r

>>146697835
Strawpoll is shit. SHIT!

>>146697434
god that looks terrible

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>>146697942
Not a google fan I see

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>game goes on sale
>all this fresh blood to deliver crates for me

>>146698135
I don't have anything against google, that's just a trash design

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Just realized I still have access to all my dedgen snapmatics. Neat.

>>146699517
>The servers will never break so badly again ufos and meteors spawn.

>>146698236
me on the left

Kifflom!

>>146632053
>>146631489
Shit this is awesome. Do you play on PC? My organization would love to work with yours.

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>>146699517
>tfw seeing all the vehicles you abandoned/retired

>>146689794
Because GTA5's story and singleplayer in general was shit and I only beat it just to say that I did. I never want to go back.

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>>146694084
>White trash hick
Why do you want to kill Micheal?

>>146694084
"100%" doesn't require Michael or Trevor, everything that counts percentage wise is placed on Franklin.

>>146697915
the whole website?

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>>146697835
Updated
http://www.strawpoll.me/10590135

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Behead those who tarnish the majesty of Dear Leader's uniform.

>>146706929
Of course he is an imposter, otherwise that car would have been blown up 2 blocks back.

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original design donut steel