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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>CURRENT TOURNAMENT : THE INTERNATIONAL 2016 OPEN QUALIFIERS

Preview: TO BE ADDED
Stream: https://www.twitch tv/beyondthesummit
Liquipedia: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Open_Qualifiers
Dotabuff: TO BE ADDED
VODS:TO BE ADDED

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/


PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE

>>146397343
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Post your favorite hat model

THE WISE FLEE MY FOOT FALLS
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>tfw unknown skill bracket
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All in TNC to beat Arcanys
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brax's team is gonna win NA qual 2 right?
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PREVIEW FOR OPEN QUALS

http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/510341-ti6-open-qualifiers
DOTA BUFF FOR OPEN QUALS


http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4768
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>tfw dota is 20 gigabytes
explain this shit dotards??????????????????
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>>146424149
hat
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>get the invoker immortal
>I can't even fucking play invoker

welp. time to learn.

mid or feed
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Sniper
-Replaced Shrapnel with

Legendary Backflip

-Backflips 675 range away from his current position.

Cooldown: 10/8/6/4
Manacost: 0

Assasinate is now a standard ability.
All kills are credited to sniper.

Damage: 180/240/300/360
(450/600/750/900 with aghs)
Cast Range: 1500/3000/4500
Passively makes all items cast range for sniper by - 750/1000/1250/1500 (Aghanims)
Slow: 33%
Slow duration: 4

Cooldown: 27/22/17/12
Manacost: 110/140/170/200
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why do other people have to look at stupid hats why can't i have vanilla and people can look at their own fucking hats
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what did he mean by this?
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Guy who asked what heroes were from warcraft, I posted it here:

>>146424171
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Fuck it
I'm the anon from last thread
Why I think valve is shit(post)

>Say people who submit workshop and such get a fixed percentage of 25% and fuck them over by taking 97%(Happened several times)
>Topics on the forums that might be slightly controversial constantly taken down with no explanations (Happened several times)
>Literally setting up these insane fucking goals of 2500 levels of compendium for a consumable to colour a river that was literally possible to colour in the original Dota with a command
>Don't think through actions taken completely on all scales when doing major decisons(Something a big company really should), This is regarding the paid mod thing that they later removed thanks to the community doing something right for once.
>Planned to pay TI4 casters in signature revenue only(which they still took a fucking cut from)Extra: They also sold really fucking poorly on all ends.
>Rereleasing old games as "new" and people still buy em over and over again(where the original developers don't even get a cut from this all goes to valve)

I want to go on but I feel like my english knowedge is coming to and end here. I can't focus on typing decent for long periods.

But whatever man, Valve is a company and is looking to sell and it´s working fine for them if they got such huge sums to dish out and keep doing shit like this while people still defend them and praise them.

Enjoy the qualifiers guys.
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>>146424414
yeah, I'm not reading that

post ending in 6 decides what I read instead
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>47%
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>valve makes it so you only get 1 immortal 2 unless you give them 20+ dollars
>get lich immortal
>friend says he will trade/gift swap his es immortal with me
>can't trade or gift immortals

thanks valve
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>Bessa will soon be UK, not EU, dota
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>>146424316
You can't replace Shrapnel since there are items tied to it with custom particles and sounds.
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>leavers btfo
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>>146424171
leoric was changed to wraith king because he was in warcraft you dense idiot
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>>146424539

but the Lich immortal is literally the best one
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>Tiny (Our CANONICAL guy) is losing to Faceless Void

why live?
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DORK SEER

LLAMADOWNSYNDROME BrokeBack
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>GG AFK FEED
>2 MINS PASS.
>WE WIN A TEAM FIGHT.
>STARTS PLAYING AGAIN.
CAN'T THINK OF A MORE RETARDED COMMUNITY DESU.
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>>146424573
How so?
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>>146424601
even if that was true, i would have to play lich to use it
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WOOOOAAAH VALVE FINALLY ADDED THIS SHIT
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What if PA's ult was 100% 50% 25% 12.5% at start and doubles into 25%++ for every missed crits? and change blur into literally pure skill dodge like Sivir skill 3 in LoL?

Rate?
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>>146424316
u cant balance lol
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>>146424696
S-Source?
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>>146424768
what do you mean with the pa ult thing
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>>146424768
>LoL
Is where you should go back
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the union of yuropeon cuckolds is on suicide watch
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redditor here
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>>146424485
>>146424171
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>>146425336
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>>146424768
between this and the post that was trying to turn sniper into Jynx you lolfags can geeeeehhhhhhhhhhht oouuuuuuuuuuuut

>>>/out/
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Brexit or Bremain?
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>level 346
>opened like 11 of each treasure one and two immortal
>no a single rare item

I dont even care for the ultra rare, i just wanted the fucking solar forge. Why the fuck are the rare items so much rarer than usual? Shits fucking cancer
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>>146424461
Valve is the literal definition of resting on its laurels. They're also geniuses at diffusing situations, there's so many issues in dota that when a big problem comes around, they can diffuse all the bad air by fixing or addressing a smaller problem and this wins them back community support.
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>tfw no llama gf to sit on my face
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>>146425462
cucks and reddit : bremain
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So whats the status on Kaipi and Veggies?
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>>146425558
get her girlfriend to suck your cock while you're at it
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>unbox 50% Hulk Hands for Undying
>it spawns maggots on Q
Sexy

>>146425336
>>146425391
HOLY SHIT ANON,

YOU MADE MY TEXT WALL NOT A WASTE.
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This is some of the worst Dota I've ever seen. What the fuck is this Kaipi shit?
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>>146425646
well it was interesting
no harm in trying
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>>146424461
>This was literally years ago when the TF2 workshop was the most relevant one
>???
>Literally don't buy it holy shit it's basically fucking nothing it's literally bait for retards
>Concept legitimately had potential, 0/10 execution with no QA standards on submissions
>Idiotic decision, but not necessarily ill-intentioned (Valve overestimated how much people care about casters over players)
>Because they hired the original devs you dolt
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>>146425459
Sniper poster here.
I dunno what jinx skill does, just suggested this because i feel sniper is so useless.
I wanna turn him into 1500 range eb assasin man like what happened to mirana but better and noob friendly

Yeah, im crazy
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>CWM dis ult a rubick behind mid T1 while he has AM blink
>land it and the barrier so badly he just get out of the ult and blink away
>Immediately get jumped on by half the enemy team he knew was here

Holy fuck that looked completely random when will he just stop playing game and settle for a janitor job he's clearly too stupid to do anything beyond scrubing a floor
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> tfw no friends to play dota with
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>five minutes until my stack gets shit on in the open qualifiers
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>>146426045
delayed again famalam
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ZAI STREAM

I REPEAT

ZAI STREAM
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>tfw friend hasn't logged on in 3 years
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>>146426032
wrong pic
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>>146425775
>Doesn't make it one bit acceptable
>People complain about any kind of thing that might be pointed out from valve and they got their topics removed
>Had potential for people to ripoff others and giving something they already could've gotten for free on literally tons of other websites
>Not ill intentioned
>"Hey we'll give you singature revenue ok?" "We don't want that","Well ok we'll give you this fixed amount which is nearly nothing and almost doesn't cover the living fees of you staying here and if you revenue from signatures becomes higher you get that amount instead"
>>Because they hired the original devs you dolt
That I was unaware of.

Still doesn't excuse all these shit decisons being made and people swallowing it up like it's nothing all the time.
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petition to rename faceit to dogshit
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>>146426418
facesit
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Need some Rylai/Lina bimbo pictures guys.


For my sister.
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>>146426551
you mean like this?
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>>146426612
Yeah but with source.
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>get distracted by the votes
>turns out KP are losing
well fugg
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6.5k invoker spammer here. About how much will this invoker immortal cost me? I prefer to buy the item, not open it in chest
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How can anyone else compete?
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WHY THE FUCK DOES BONE7 HAVE A WINDLACE ON HIS AM
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>>146426687
>he doesn't recognize Fizzz's absurdly chiseled and masculine faces
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>>146426865
Sorry I don't know many straight porn artists, it's not something I look much of.
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>>146424171
The one true king had a special robot model in the perfect world servers you fucking faggot KILL YOURSELF
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>doubting Kaipi

LUL
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>>146424001
POWER CORRUPTS... BUT I WAS ALREADY CORRUPT ;)
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What the fuck is that blue enchant totem circle?
I thought you can't touch the overall color scheme.
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>>146427121
THEY HAVE BEEN FUCKING UP THE COLOR SCHEME'S FOR YEARS NOW.
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im sad and wanna die
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>>146427121
>I thought you can't touch the overall color scheme

hello 2013
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>>146427121
>He still thinks Valve gives a shit
Anon, the artstyle died at least 2 years ago. There's no point in complaining anymore.
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Lanlessness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In games, in dames, drafts, tournies, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm Dota's lanless man.
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>>146427121
you can if it makes valve money
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KAIPI ARE DOING IT
maybe
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>"am's mana void feels like it does nothing"
>does 1000 damage to death prophet

WHY ARE WOMEN ALWAYS FUCKING BRAINDEAD
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>>146426032
>>146426284
do u wanna be friends
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The mana bar is too fucking big on the spectator hud, goddammit Valve didn't you see how small PGL had it
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>>146427458
you answered your own question
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>Windrunner quest set is garishly brown and orange
>her new immortal is garishly green
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It's a bo3

Kaipi has this, right?
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>>146424001
What color is that?
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CABAL == SUNDERED
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>>146427016

Hm, that reminds me of that one gay furry guy, just me gabe newell or something, he asked an open question about what people see in females that makes them attractive, I thought that was cute and wished I wrote something to him with art references and such.
Even more so when his men were honestly pretty fuckable and well drawn but his women were pudgy and thick in the bad way.
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oh my god that mana void damage
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>>146427694
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>>146427765
>just me gabe newell or something
>or something
No need to be embarassed about liking him, his art is god-tier.
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so whats ure qualifier prediction?
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KAIPI

IS

THE

BEST

TEAM YOU CAN CHEER FOR

GO GO KAIPI !!!
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This fucking KP game
God damn
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>>146427896
That's not EG though
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the casters on this kaipi game are giving me an aneurysm, especially this dumb cunt
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>>146427694
creator's light i believe
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>>146427258
same
> tfw played dota for 4 years but still 3k
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>Want to see Kaipi's Qualifier journey
>Also want to keep up with the Referendum and news
W-What do lads?
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>>146427970
indeed eg or secret are teams for shitheads like yourself
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pick this hero and buy aghs + refresher for that pesky Pure Magic quest
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>>146428054
what's cheering for team reddit feel like, the semen must be stuck on the side of your throat by this time
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>>146428060
you have to win your game
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>>146428029
i have over 3k hours but my official mmr is still 3k. i never really play ranked though and i mostly just play imba nowadays. i don't like playing dota alone and i have no friends to play with anymore.
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oh shit they've changed the group stages for the qualifiers
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>>146428147
>team reddit
who is cheering for eg?
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>>146428147
That's something you would know, EGdittor
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Hey, don't forget to select teams for Qualifier Predictions! Only 24 hours to do it.
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I am so totally done with this fucking shit, man.

This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in and push compendium bullshitting up your asses that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into Steam like VULKAN Support, which probably costed a precious amount of time and resources to develop that still even raw content when Valvo could have used the fucking 60 million big ones that they jewed over from DOTA tournaments to fix the game instead.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VULKAN Support shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your lives, seriously.
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>17k networth Mirana
Does absolutely jack shit
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>>146428324
>lol this copypasta received some replies so i'm gonna try too xdd

Here's one for (you)
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>mana void
>linkens

what the fuck is this game
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Bone 7 has entered a new plane of existence of shittiness
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>Bone7
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>he roots for a team that loses in the round of 32 for a second open qualifier slot
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>>146428047
kaipi lost that solves your problem.
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>>146428471

What the fuck?

But that's my pasta to begin with.

I literally made it.
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THE ETERNAL KEKDOM OF SHITSHIT
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>>146428168
it beats slark pickers
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>>146428471

It's the poster himself samefagging the replies

There are like 120 people per thread on d2g usually, no way someone hasn't seen that crap at least a dozen times.
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>>146428615
>pick me muh mirana i can do it
>Aghs Mirana does nothing anymore and its too late to transition to right click
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>ask where we want to lane
>silence
>ask if anyone is building mek
>silence
>ask if anyone is building crimson guard
>silence
>ask if anyone can TP on the t2 dive
>silence
>ask someone to TP and help me top
>silence
>at the end of the game see three people in a group all with LoL icons
>get back to main menu and have LP matches

Thanks valve!
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someone tell me how kaipi is losing with an am against medusa
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>CWM all in on tome + Aghs purchase

Still gonna miss your ult like a shitter
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>AM
>Diffusal

What's next, blink dagger?
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>>146428980

Bone7
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>>146428867

Buy more Battle Pass points, loser.
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LF ~5k player for duo q or anythingbr servers
post id
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>>146428980
they are bad
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SHITWITHME SELLING ALL ITEMS TO BUY AGHS SO HE CAN WIFF ULT

CLASSIC
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>>146428867
>type in chat
>don't get reported
>continue playing games normally

am i the only one in this situation?
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>>146424742

LMAO
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>quals finally started
>sitting in the lobby with my stack

w-wish me luck
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>Shitshit only plays 4k ranked with shit autismstack
>thinks he's good
>gets rekt by tier 3 teams

Zai knew what he was doing when he backstabbed him
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>>146428980
SingSing Mirana does nothing while the other team has BKBs and Death Prophet
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what are >we watching

please don't say bts
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>>146428980
>shitshit
>cwm
>bone322
mix'n'match
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>>146428867
>>get back to main menu and have LP matches
Is there a worse feeling than undeserved LP matches because trashes reported you? It's like finding out your whole life is a lie...
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How the fuck is Kaipi losing to literal whos
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>>146429039
i can play with you but im 4.5k
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WHO DO I PICK FOR THE QUALIFIER PREDICTIONS FOR POINTS??
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Fuck, I got the fugly Undying immortal.
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>>146429153
Disastrous team fights at Rosh with Sing on a do-nothing core. Pinning all their hopes on Bone7 AM.
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>>146429153

>How the fuck is literal whos losing to literal whos

GEE BOSS I DUNNO
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>>146429230
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4pjt0k/merlinis_predictions/
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>>146429217
sure
163298211
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>>146429063

Normal people usually experience the same as you. Autistic gulagites that act like complete idiots and then post blogs on d2g about how the did nothing wrong get LP on a regular basis, judging by their own posts.
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>>146429153
Literal who ex-pros turned pubstains vs Literal who pubstars

MMR grinders vs LEL FUNNY 4K PARTY MMR STACK
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>>146429153
they are really bad
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What's the official /d2g/ (You)/Upvote exchange rate?
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>>146424461
If you knew enough and tried hard enough you could shit talk any company m8.
Valves business model is praised because it's successful and because it does allow the userbase to make a career out of using the tools Valve gives them.
Just go look at Riot closely, and you'll quickly understand why everyone loves Valve so much.
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>eu oq still going
fuck that 130+ min game, i want to watch veggies
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If I was SingSing I would just quit dota and stream full time at this point.
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Kaipi lost at 58:34
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>kuckpi
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>get beat by magE

embarassing
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lmao
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This is so fucking depressing. How could ex pro players sink so low
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>KAIPI

LOL!!!!!!!!!
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>be me
>win 10 games in a row a couple days ago
>GBP rating: 5500
>computer crashes
>GBP rating goes down to 4500
>queue a match
>nobody talks
>everyone picks stupid shit
>lose
>lose the next
>lose the one after that
>and the one after that
Wew great thing you've got going on here valve. Makes me want to keep playing your game. Is there private matchmaking systems available by any chance? I know CS:GO has them.
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Llama would be kinda cute if she lost a little weight tbqh
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So Kaipi is finally out?
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>go into the open qual lobby
>first match is up against a 2k slav weebstack
>they might end up getting a dq because they're not in the lobby
>3 minutes left for them to join it
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New to playing Faceless Void.

For early fighting and aggression, wouldn't it be worth it to put more points into Time Lock rather than Time Dilation?

You'd be getting more damage early on and I feel like that bash and bonus damage would put in more work for ganking and picking people off rather than the slow.
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Lamma is kinda cute
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>rushes vanguard on AM, doesn't do anything with
>gets windlace
>builds diffusal blade

How was this guy ever a professional player? How the hell did the old C9 get all those 2nd places with this shitter on the team? This is the same retard that always went midas on DS.
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>>146429702
>>146429762
white knights s.m.h
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>>146429762
'no'
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Just curious, does Valve pay for the teams to travel to TI if they are invited/make it through quals? Or do they pay their own way and hotels?
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>>146429756
If you're safelane sure, but most voids in this meta are offlane and they need their Q to survive and get the quickest 6 they possibly can.
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>merlini plays overwatch before qualifiers

lmao
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at this point I can't even tell if llama is white or some mudblood/shitskin mix that bitch is so ugly

have some eyecandy to balance out the ugly bitch
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>>146429828
Of course Valve pays for it.
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WE JUST BROKE 100K LADS!
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>Kaipi eliminated by nonames
>Brexit winning

Could my day get any better?
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>>146429658

Hey, that's a cute girl, dudester.
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>>146429828
I think they pay for all invites to fly/hotel stay, but if you're in the qualifiers they didn't pay for anything previously. We'll see this year because they've changed things up...
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>>146429962
do you hate fun or something
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>>146429962
>Brexit winning
I'd rather wait for London before getting hyped
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Imagine how Kaipi must feel after losing to those guys.

I can just imagine them all leaving their TS/Vent/Mumble/whatever they use without saying a word to each other
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>>146429886
>wendy fiore

stop
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>>146429967

Isn't she?
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>>146429962
Yes, the day of MAGA will be even better
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>>146429849
Well, obviously leveling Time Walk takes priority.

I was more just asking about what to point into after that.
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>>146429780
Bone used to be incredibly good you know
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>>146430090

Yeah man, she sure is.

I'd fuck her.
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>>146430071

nope it's denise milani actually
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>>146430237

She's only got eyes for me.
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>>146429762
>>146429702
shaking my head
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So that wasn't even a best of 3 for kaipi?

How sa
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Wooow dude how was I supposed to know only playing in shitty 4k mmr stacks with my shitter normie friends would eventually lower my skill level
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The strongest carry
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Whoever drafts for Kaipi lost them that game.

Why the fuck pick potm, and then an AM
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>>146429315
>makes me post id
>doesn't add me
epic
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>>146430316

Motherfucker..

Who the FUK are you?!
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>>146430502
What's the magic resist/armor of the target?
0 I guess?
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Who do you think Bamboe listened to?
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for some reason whenever i cast decay on multiple enemies while testing, i only get one stack of decay, what the fuck
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>>146430502
context?
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>>146428254
>>146428254
>>146428257
>implying EG is reddit
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>>146430680
"pick me am man, AM counters medusa"
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>>146430516
potm was first 2 pick iirc
AM was last pick in response to medusa, and there werent many carries left that fit

that said, alch was still in the pool, and would have been better than AM for bone7
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>>146430713
?
they're managed by the founder of r/dota2

the only way they could be more reddit would be if they were captained by a reddit mod
oh wait...
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>>146430596

A passer by.
>>
What the fuck, I thought the mech girl in OW was supposed to be for weebs but the mechs UI is in gook?
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FREE BATTLEPOINTS????
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>>146431073
>Alliance and Empire over Ad Finem and Vega
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>>146431073
>no AF
???
>>
>>146431073

>VG.R wildcard
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>>146430760
woulda been better to just pick a fucking huskar as huskar rapes medusa
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>>146431073
baka
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>>146431073
>dc first
>secret first
>alliance
>wings first
>ig.v
yeah... free points...
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>>146431273
really the problem is CWM thinking he's a good play making support and capable of playing disruptor in any capacity

giving him a dazzle to press shallow grave on a huskar might be beyond his abilities too
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>>146429063
unfortunately your right you just can't talk at all ever

>Pugna doesn't use decrepify once despite leveling it and our carry getting jumped on
>"Hey pugna you should use decrepify so that our carry has a higher chance of surviving when he gets jumped on"
>"STFU reported"
>his 4 stack, including the carry that got fucking massacred reported me for chat abuse

or this one

>we are playing a 4v5
>still wrecking the enemy team constantly wiping them or killing of everyone but the weakest support
>"Hey lets push the T2
>nah dude we aren't strong enough everyones gotta farm up and you aren't the fucking boss
>game lasts an extra 25 unnecessary minutes
>get flamed whenever I tell someone to back up cause they go into a 1v5. Get flamed when I don't tell them to move back cause "your the eyes and ears dude"
>get stuck in leavers for chat abuse

meanwhile whenever I report someone for seriously telling another player to kill themselves no action gets taken


God why can't I just have a consistent 5 stack to play with?
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>>146431073
>not putting 3x eg, 3x secret, 3x vg, 3x fnatic for easy 2k points
Enjoy gambling your way into poverty friend.
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>>146431684
Communicating with randoms is fucking cancer, who knew.
>>
is ixmike actually good or am I being memed
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>>146431684
>unfortunately your right
thanks

>you just can't talk at all ever
that's literally the opposite of the situation i'm in but ok mr. gulagite
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>>146431849
Little of both desu
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>>146431849
He's too busy memeing to be good.
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>>146431849
meme'd
ixmike is to dota 2 teams is what carrot top is to box office movies
not even mason could carry him
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>>146431858
sorry bit of dyslexia fucking with me there.

typing does tend to be best but in my experience your best bet is only pings and WP
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>>146432006
>ixmike is to dota 2 teams is what carrot top is to box office movies
>not even mason could carry him
t. person who started playing dota in 2015
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No GrandGrant today?
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>>146432006
reminder that ixmike got 8th place at TI before
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>>146431786
3x empire is more safe than 3x secret imo
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I NEED THAT INVOKER SET. I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT.
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GOLEM GET YE GONE
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Are chosabre or radiance good on void?
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>>146432314
echo sabre yes, radiance situationally
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>Open over 20 Treasure I cases and over 20 Treasure II cases
>Not a single rare even with this "scaling odds" bullshit
>Yet last year's TI I managed to get every single rare and ultra rare despite opening less treasures

What the fuck is this bullshit
>>
>pick Mirana
>lose
Dangit. My challenge isn't gonna be easy, HEHEH.
>>
>Tobi didn't mention the mason stack, cucks for life
I hope they go far tonight
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>>146430680
>diffusal + mana break rapes medusa dude relax
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>70mb patch

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
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SINGSING WILL NEVER ___
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>>146432385
>radiance situationally
like in what situations ? Last time i played Void was in 6.84 and i was just building attack speed items on him. Now people laugh at me when i buy MoM/Maelstrom instead of Vlads/Blink
>Blink on Void
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>>146432610
suck my dick

;_;
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>>146432385
they had a ck and razor so I picked up both along with my core
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>>146432610
STREAM
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>>146432596
hats
especially the blue bracers for earthshaker
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>>146432610
Be good at DotA.
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>>146432610
Qualify.
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>>146432429
Merely a coincidence goyim
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>>146432429

Just keep buying more Battle Pass points.

The system is clearly working as intended.

You've got to show your support to Valve too, you know.

Are you against doing "your part"?!

Valve needs more of your money in order to release new context and fix the game for you!

It's a free game after all. Don't be so entitled.
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>>146432940
for a second there I thought you were making that up.
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HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS
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>>146433230
Timber?

I means deal 100 or more pure damage to heroes within 10 seconds 10/15/20 times.
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>>146433230
HEY!
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>>146433230
Old Dirty
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>>146433230
i got it all in one teamfight with aghs veil jungle veno
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>>146433347
Timber or Leshrak?
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>post yfw dota2 is half the human interaction in your life
>>
yes GOYIM

get your COLOR BREAKING INVOKER SET!
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>>146433465
not sure why noone has picked jungle veno yet
he's totally fine
just dont let the enemy pick a slark
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>>146433465
>Jungle Veno
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>>146433545
what's the other half
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>>146433642
Dota 2 general
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>>146433618
>not posting the full version
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>>146433589
the mechanics of it are kind of annoying and probably not that hard to disrupt
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>>146433230
>>146428060
>>
>na doto
>no grant
>just bts and veggie no fun garbage
WHO ELSE IS STREAMING
SEND HELP
>>
What happened to Veggies?
Were they knocked out already?
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>>146433836
veggie with NO BLITZ as well
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>>146433812
well if they aren't there at min 1, you'll already be level 2, so now you have gale and its suicide to try to contest
>>
will valve FINALLY release a dark TA now?
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>>146433896
No Purge, no care.
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>>146433812
He sounds nearly ungankable to be honest and if you show up on anything but an invis hero you'll just get spit on repeatedly
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>>146433836
tobi in bts though
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>>146434052
It doesn't matter if they follow veggies.
>>
Why did Valve associate with such a shit organization with shit servers like FaceIt for these qualis?
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>everyone just spamming @arteezy in Zai's chat
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>>146434203
they do it for free
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SAY MY NAME
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>>146434203
i wonder
>>
WE'RE IN THE LEAD AGAIN BOIS
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WHY DOESN'T DOTA HAVE GOOD PORN LIKE THIS?

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE, DOTARDS?

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE!
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>EG won't win TI6
>OG with jewboy and n0lans are somehow the favourite
>designated second place chokers are somehow runner-ups
YOU KEKS MAKE ME LAUGH
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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>>146434530
?
We have the best porn.
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>>146434530
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>>146434530
DELETE THIS
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Why the hell would you ever build Diffusal for Anti-Mage
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>>146434350
pretty shit senpai
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>>146434690
isn't that the wrong hero?
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>>146434845
DUDE TWO MANA BURN LMAO
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>>146434673
GAAAAAYYYYYYYY.........
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>>146434845
dude linkens is OP lmao
>>
>>146434038
Who gives a shit?
Venomancer just isn't that great late game, Enigma provides way more for a team and fills the same role.
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>tfw teammates wake enemies up before earth splitter hits, making your ult utterly useless
>>
>>146434845
Against Omniknight for example
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>I don't buy armlet on sven
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>>146434530

God I want to gag her with my 8cm cock.
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>>146435187
>8cm
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>>146435187
Go back to Starcraft Korea.
>>
>>146435152
completely fine.
>>
>>146435187
I want to cut the inside of my dick out and graft the skin onto my stomach, and have her slide up and down on it until I squirt
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>>146435423
Why do you squirt you fucking freak.

What's a matter with you.
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Condolences dotards. You had a good run.
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>>146435383
NO IT'S FUCKING NOT

ARMLET GIVES YOU FREE 115 DAMAGE FOR 2400 FUCKING GOLD YOU NIGGER, YOU'RE BASICALLY FUCKING STUPID FOR NOT BUYING IT
>>
>bts has a good caster on
>stream title still says llama and gareth
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>>146435605
pee
>>
>>146435684
Yeah that just about explains it.
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>It's a "lol let's put glow all over this item and call it an immortal" episode
DOTAAAAAARRRDS
>>
opened my goy crates and got the mirana and gold riki
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>>146435816
that WR immortal is awesome though
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>haven't played dota in a while
>see this
>try playing dp

holy shit death prophet is fucking strong now, this is ridiculous

how is she not first pick/ban?
>>
>>146436020
Because it's more important to get the good supports than your mid.
>>
>>146436020
is it seriously 96 damage + 33% of MAX HP ?

and you have 4 of them?
>>
>>146436020
still cant do anything except for once every 2 minutes
>>
>>146435383
best is to build:

qb -> boots -> hotd -> treads -> armlet + mom -> echo sabre etc
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how would you feel is you could see the manabar of the enemies under their healthbars?
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>>146436094
she's not even a top picked mid though, no?
>>
>>146436013
Yea. And I got it, along with her TI4 cape.
Shame that this went down when I tried to show it off:
>ES gets a couple of creeps to finish his aghs
>Aghs rushing ES
>ohboyherewego.mp4
>Sven bitches about it
>Proceeds to never be in teamfights, trying to rat
>Never carries a TP
>Tries to manfight Veno/Pudge/Ursa with MoM
>We lose and he still bitches
>>
>>146436241
Arbitrary unless you show numbers. No point if you still have to look at the enemy.

Oh look he has 1/32 of his bar - wait he has like a billion mana OR he has an ability worth 50 mana OR a mango or mana boots.
>>
>>146436241
HoN had this, it was fine. Didn't make it less hard for people to be good at the game.
>>
200K!
>>
Have you been in the moment when youre horny af and then u ask the girl u last flirted with and finally had a schedule then you decided to masturbate and just right after you cum you wanna back out the date and realized you better off playing dota.

Lmao fuck this
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>>146436020
>he didn't play when she got first reworked
>where it got buffed and she got removed/added to CM
>where it pierced bkb and gave vision up to 800

Shit was insane.
>>
>>146436241
satisfied, hell this the most basic shit given from wc3

>>146436423
unlikely, would improve the quality of life playing AM
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>>146436020
DELETE THIS
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>This game between BKG and HS

The throw from HS was real back there.
>>
>this tubber game
>>
>>146436586
hahah i didnt even realize this

holy shit it's literally better than the pugna ultimate and theres 4 of the fucking beams

and it works while you eul yourself together with your ultimate

:D
>>
>>146436568
>basic shit from wc3

mana bars weren't showed in wc3
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>>146436704
>>146436704
>>146436732
>>146436732

Tobi fucked up callign it so early
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>>146436752
AND YOU CAN CAST IT WHILE MOVING AND RIGHT CLICKING YOUR OPPONENT

OH AND YOU DON'T NEED AGHS TO USE IT MORE THAN ONCE PER FIGHT

PLEASE DELETE YOUR POST RIGHT NOW
>>
>>146436586
post the "i want to sugg your digg"
>>
Hae guys i wanna be a shoutcaster.
Can someone put here a group of texts and i pretend i casting it?

Hihihihi i have no job
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>>146436969
i want to suck you
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>>146426032
ill play dota with you
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When is Gyro going to be worked into The Chipper? I mean it is going to happen sooner or later. We all know that Gyro is a boring hero, not like flashy Mr. Chipper.
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>>146437205
Gyro isn't boring, you're just a fag.
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>>146437205
>gyro
>boring

You havent seen me play centaur
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>>146436908
it was in 1.26 update

unless youve played beta then you wouldnt know
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>>146436241

AM pick rate spikes
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>>146437205
>Chipper
greentext what he does
no sugarcoating
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http://politicalodds.bet/eu-referendum

IT'S HAPPENING
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#BLEEDBLUE
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Nth traxex
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>>146437268
>>146437443

amazing points* friendos, let me point out that Gyro is very similar to two other heroes Medusa and Luna. All three heroes are dull to play. Gyro's aghs does not synergise with the rest of his build, similarly Luna is in a similar situation.

>>146437612
Q = ROCKET BARRAGE
>1 / 2 / 3 / 4 charges of rockets that are skills shots dealing 90 / 105 / 120 / 135 Magic Damage

W = TAR TOSS
>Applies up to -20 / -40 / -60 / -80% Movement Speed and -10 / -20 / -30 / -40% Attack Speed to units at the center.

E = FOCUS BUFFER
>Target an Ally (or self) to apply a shield for 20 seconds that can absorb 125 / 250 / 375 / 500 Magic Damage

R = SAWBLADE SHOWDOWN
>Deals 200 / 300 / 400 Magic Damage to enemies who touch the blades, followed by 75 / 125 / 175 Magic Damage per second that they are touching the blades.
>Aghs increases the cast range and causes the saw blades to slow enemies.

Basically he is an int mid hero that is a fun ganker.
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>1 ability that is fire and ice
>1 ice ability
>2 fire abilities

why would they do this? why not have an equal number of ice and fire abilities? why have an ice head if it just going to be a useless bitch?
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>>146437956
Auto attack, senpai
It's ice when not Liquid Flame
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>>146437863
fuck i thought her right (well left) leg was a small fat girl hugging her from the side
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>>146437928
Basically timber
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>invoker set ultra super deluxe mega rare
>only changes two spells to dark not all 10

Holy fuck shit Valve is lazy.
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>>146437996
So, his ice auto attack is weaker while his fire one is stronger?
They might as well just chop off the ice head if it is weaker
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>>146438057
>using more than 2 spells as Invoker
Woah, we got a wizard over here
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>>146437956

Jakiro really needs a model update, and some hats.
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>>146438047
Nothing like timber, timber is very unique. Chipper's ult might sound like Timber but it isn't. It is much more similar to Gyro.
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>>146438136
Maybe because Liquid Fire has a cooldown, you memer?
Fire head is burst, Ice head is sustained
It's literal pottery
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What are some characters that are fun AND good
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>>146437928
I wrote a paragraph and deleted it, your post is trash.
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>>146438324
Timbershit
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>>146438324
CM, she is fun to be around and good at sucking fat carry cocks
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>>146438324
weeber :-D
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>>146438351
>I wrote a paragraph and deleted it
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TIME FOR VEGGIES
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>>146438324
spirit breaker
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>>146438403
:---DDDD
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>>146438218
Id say the playstyle is very much the same


If you want similarity chipper is much more Rumble from league. And they are both rats aswell
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>>146438324

The dark horsemen rides!

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CK IMMORTAL
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>>146438403
I just started playing this game and I'm to retarded to figure out who you are referncing
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Text to 22333

Message must begin with "UCSB", otherwise no restrictions.

I need spicy memes.
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>>146438676
are you a retard
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is Echosabre AM good?
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britfags about to leave
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>>146438762
no
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OH SHIT, THIS WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN
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>>146438602
bug of FREE echosabre
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BRITISH DOTA NO LONGER EU DOTA?
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merlini is the worst player on veggie
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>Yuros turning on each other
>Burger uni presentation getting crashed
>Both are happening RIGHT NOW
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I NOW DARE TO DREAM
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>>146438889
why not
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the weird thing is when you see the veno just sit there being a support instead of jungling at 1 level a minute
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>>146439026
because antimage is an agi hero who farms extremely fast

instead of wasting 2.9k gold on a fucking echo saber you can just buy a butterfuly you FUCking retard
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>>146439121
but the bfury build is a meme now, everyone goes vanguard+treads and goes for a fast manta
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>>146439020
>uni presentation getting crashed

?
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>>146438583
If you are suggesting that both rely on burst damage and are gankers then yes, we can agree on that. Timber is mechanically very different due to his heavy reliance on positioning. Chipper is more like Mirana who both need line of sight to land their rockets and arrow, respectively. Chipper's ult is click and forget. His slow is more like Batrider and his ult like that of Gyro.

My beef with Gyro is that his homing missile is abysmally boring and it would improve him if he had something similar to Chipper. My 2 cents really, doesn't matter if no changes like that to Gyro are ever made.
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>>146438981
they didn't suddenly change continents anon
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>>146439225
>/d2g/ posts a number and says to begin it with "UCSB"
>Google UCSB
>Burger uni
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I haven't played since 6.83

How is Doom this patch?
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Reminder that if you max pact on slark you are part of the problem.
>Wanting to go farm jungle instead of building on your momentum and fighting with your team
>Not wanting to be able to pounce multiple times per fight
>Wanting to deal a shitload of damage to yourself in fights
Also means you don't have to build any mana regen items because you wont be farming woods with pact.
Treads/phase->midas->blink/drums
I'm top 30 slark on dotabuff, and pick him/play him like this repeatedly at 5.8k+, and win
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>>146439541

Is there more to this?
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>>146439541
140 cd
50 dmg/s
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>>146439564
>a literal shitter proud of picking slark
Please don't also link your reddit guide, it's just too much
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>>146439564
but none of the top 30 on dotabuff do this build.
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>someone approved this idea
>someone presented Valve with this courier model, and someone out there said "Yes, this is the perfect item for compendium buyers to pay for"
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>>146439564
>phase
>drums

give us your id so i can report you
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>>146439564
You lie, midas suck.

Im just 5k2 but i feel building slark this way is bettrr
Treads/phase pms urn wand dagger sabre/skadi/manta/bkb

Or maybe its just a matter of preference
Max pact vs mass disablers/silence/fucked up early game
and max pounce vs noob enemy pick/nice early game/gay enemy
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does BTS twitch not realize theyre casting one of the teams mics?.......
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>>146440034
lol it looks like drug-high incarnate

literally put the most bullshit: the courier
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>>146440141
are you stupid?
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>>146440250
useful response bro
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>BLITZ
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Black is so much fucking better than everybody else on VEG holy shit.

Aren't blitz and cap high MMR too? Why are they playing like such shieeet.
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>>146440374
Cap is 5.5k, blitz I don't know but I'd say 6/6.5
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>>146440141
A team of Dota casters enters the qualifier and you expect them not to broadcast their voices with the games?
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>>146440374
black is the retard who wanted to do fucking dumb early 5v5 clashes
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When is chen coming back in meta?
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>>146440090
I go rarely go phase for hit urn and run kill secure thingy but i mostly go threads.
I dunno, there are some calculations in my head that tells me to go phase on that game.
But treads is better most of the time
>>146440094
Im this guy
>>146440374
Maybe they played too much solo and never realized team games are different
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>>146440549
um yes why would you broadcast your teams communications to each other during the game under any circumstances

stop being fucking retarded twitch chat dweller
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>>146440636
>chen
when dendi plays him mid
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>>146440674
you are pretty stupid
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>>146440317
>>146440141
>>146440674
If you're talking about veggies i hope you realise Merlini, black and cap have each been streaming their runs (including voicechat between themselves) on twitch
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>>146440636
Chen is good, its just not everyone can confidently play him like some guy who reached 7k spamming chen
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>>146440674
There's a huge delay, the other team aren't able to stream-snipe useful information.
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>>146440141
There's a five minute delay and a five minute limit on pause before the opposing team can call time.
It literally doesn't matter and they're doing it on purpose.
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>>146440826
im watching merlini right now, its cool to listen to them talk while playing
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You cant stream snipe in real sports lmao

Esports is dead
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>>146440893
>>146440826
it's not about stream sniping, it's about giving enemies insights into your communications and thought patterns. you never do this.
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>>146441080
Well they do
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>>146441157
they have been told by valve they can't win a spot so they will intentionally lose when it comes time, thats why they are doing it
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Anyone willing to trade the WR immortal for the Riki one?
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>>146441248
>they have been told by valve they can't win a spot so they will intentionally lose when it comes time,
wait what

Is it simply because they're Casting talent slated to cast in the tournament?
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>>146441347
yes. put two and two together. you obviously can't make it through qualifiers if you are event staff
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>>146441251
cant trade yet?
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>>146441347
>believing made up shit
anon pls, valve cant stop them from playing or kick them from TI if they manage to get in
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>>146441251
>Want valuable thing
>Offering shit
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>>146441496

You can gift them to friends
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>>146441563
>waiting 30 days
>1 year if the fucker doent have steam app
>trusting d2g EVER
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>>146441443
You have it backwards you fucking idiot, if they get in as competitors they won't be event staff.
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>>146441510
...yes of course they can it's called an employment contract

valve can also do absolutely anything they want at any stage of this tournament, since some of you never seem to understand that privately run affairs are privately run
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Wait, Merlini is playing in the OQ and is allowed to stream it? What the fuck?
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>>146441738
Why the fuck wouldn't he be allowed

Black and cap were doing the same too, Attacker as well
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>>146441563
No you can't
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>>146441734
Casters literally have not even been informed if they get to cast the event yet.
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MAKE
BRITAIN
GREAT
AGAIN
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So what's the status on the brexit, DOTARDS?
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Why does no one jungle terroblade? He's actually about as fast as bm. Metamorphosis gives him a crazy boost in the beginning and the illusion help you keep up your speed in between.
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>sending black offlane

Are veggies retarded
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>>146442238
Statistically likely they've won at this point, but still too close to call.
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>>146441248
jesus christ you're a fucking retard
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>>146441738
???
literally everyone on his team is streaming, retard
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>>146442238
The fuck's a brexit
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>bots updated their builds
>razorbot still builds vanguard satanic
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>>146442241
because then you have a terrorblade on your team
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ASSRAPEGAMING is an all tranny team playing RIGHT NOW, why isnt anyone watching?
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>>146442238
We did it lads.
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>>146442426
Terroblade is faster than lycan at taking towers, and usually rapes in team fights. I see no problem with this.
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So lately every time I start up my computer dota 2 starts verifying for no reason and takes like 20 minutes.

Whats the deal dotards?
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>>146442241
Because you can safe lane him instead and take a cheeky tower while you're at it
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>>146442391
Viable reported
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>>146442531
thats if terrorblade is a position one which he isnt you fucking retard
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>Kaipi
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>>146442738
>Sing forced to stream now
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE DID IT
WE'RE OUT
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>>146442550
That is definitely true, just saying that it's an option if you have more greedy supports on your team.
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>>146442868
*carries
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Does anyone have the images with riki support on one side and riki carry on the one side??
It has pic related in it I think
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>>146442959
not our guy
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>>146442959
Reminder that OD is a fucking remain faggot.
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>>146440034
>hey guys this is probably gonna be the last ti were ever gonna make money from
>how about lets put every single particle effect we've come up with in the past 6 years in ONE courier?
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is black our guy?
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SNIPER:

Q - SHRAPNEL - sniper places shrapnel in an area, revealing it. any enemy who is hit by the shrapnel takes DPS, is slowed, and is revealed. this debuff remains for 3 seconds after leaving the aoe of shrapnel.

W - HEADSHOT - sniper gains 150/250/350/450 attack range and cannot miss. additionally, his autoattacks have a 40% chance to slow and disarm the target for 0.8 seconds.

E - TAKE AIM - The longer sniper goes without autoattacking, the more bonus damage he gains on his next attack. Sniper gains 2/3.5/5/6.5 bonus damage per second, to a maximum of 60 seconds or 120/210/300/390 bonus damage.

R - ASSASSINATE - sniper becomes completely immobile, disappears from the minimap. While in this form sniper has 2.5 BAT, however he gains 500/750/1000 vision range and attack range, and his attacks are guaranteed to crit for 150/175/200% bonus damage. moving in any form cancels this ability, however shrapnel and no-target items can still be used.

Aghanims: headshot crit chance changed to a passive 55% damage increase.
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you try to qualify for TI and this guys slaps your waifu's ass, what do you do?!
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╔═════════════════ ೋღღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong white britain ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no euro ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღღೋ ════════════════╝
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>>146443865
savior of UK dota
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>>146443865
nice dota related post
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https://twitter.com/DotACapitalist/status/746189926446751744
cap I know you're here, explain yourself you redditcuck
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ASS RAPE GAMING IS FUCKING DOING IT
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>>146444150
>https://twitter.com/DotACapitalist/status/746189926446751744
just heard him say that on stream. unbased cap, unbased
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None of you ever legitimately thought Cap was our guy, right?
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>>146442442
>We did it lads.

Is this for real?
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>tfw stuck in 2.5k
>tfw losing streak
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>>146444156
Who are they? Just pubbers?
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>>146444246
All the major news stations are predicting us winning, we're almost a million votes ahead and we're almost done counting.
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>>146444265
Its the team composed entirely of tranny trump supporters, literally our boys
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>>146444245
>>146444150
>>146444220
>white nations should subsidize failed third world brown nations and allow themselves to be taken over by immigrants!

EU failed, but britain already failed their people and the country is now muslim anyway
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>>146444382

HOLY SHIT.

What's going to become of Europe now?

What will happen to Portugal?
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whats up with melee carry mid meme
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POST YFW THESE AUTISTIC YUROKEK'S CAN'T GET THEIR AUTISMBUX ANYMORE THANKS TO BREXIT


THE FUCKING CITY OF YUROP IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW
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Reminder that our true guy has never hidden himself from us
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Hey Rime you here man? Thoughts on the results?
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>>146444550
PURIFY THE LANDS
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>>146444704
eh
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>>146443775
thanks for ur support
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>>146444550
give me a tl;dr on that brexit bullshit i don't even watch the news
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EUROKEKS HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES NOW THAT YOUR DADDY HAS LEFT YOU LIKE THE FAILURE OF A SON YOU ARE


LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
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What's to stop UK government from going "yeah, nah we're stayin' lads"?
It's not like Bongistannis have weapons to revolt with.
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>VEG
>no Purge

feels bad man
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>>146444798
THEY'RE BEYOND THE POINT OF NO RETURN, THE MAJORITY VOTED TO LEAVE

MUDSLIMES, NIGGERS, AND NEETS ARE GONNA COLLECTIVELY COMMIT MASS SUICIDE BY TOMORROW MORNING
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whos your favorite meta hero and why is it DP?
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Willing to trade Morphling T2 crown for reliable, credible qualifier predictions
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>>146444398
which stream is covering them?
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>>146445156
wait, you can't simply throw out people that already live there. you can only limit the amount of people coming in
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I'm no big pro in DOTA but recently I had an idea for a jokey hero and I know they don't include any anymore like in LOL, but just for kicks, here it is:

>Gerhardt the Gardengnome, melee (he has a gardening implement as a weapon) intelligence hero.
>Support, Pusher, Roamer
>Q - Flowerbed: causes a wave of Gnomemagic in front of him to sweep the field, damaging enemies and causing flowers to grow. Any ally on the flowers gain increased mana and health regeneration. The flowerbed disappears after a while
>W - Gnomes: Gerhardt stealthes and leaves behind an illusion that remains for 15/30/45/60. It cannot attack and randomly moves around, but never further than 300 units from the point where it was created. If destroyed, it explodes and deals damage and slow in the area. The stealth stays for 1/1/2/3 seconds and decays only half as fast while on flowers. (This ability would have a short cooldown but high manacost)
>D - They're everywhere!: teleports to a targetted Gnome-statue within a large radius (maybe 3000) and destroys it
>F - Be a Gnome: Toggles gerhardt into a mode where he behaves exactly like his gnome-illusions. Automatically ends if doing anything actively.
>E - Off my lawn!: While enemies are nearby and Gerhardt is not attacking, he gathers a stack of LawnAnger every two seconds, up to 5. he deals extra damage and pushes the enemy away a certain distance based on the stacks (up to 400 units). The stacks quickly decay if not near an enemy.
>R - SO MANY GNOMES: Instantly creates 3/4/5 gnome-illusions in the area around Gerhardt.

I thought Gerhardt up as hard pusher/supporter that can flourish in teamfights and initiate but is very squishy (he's small and made of clay!). He relies on his Illusions to evade and stealth and similar to broodmother, stays on his flowerbeds, but they don't remain forever. He's be like and angry little gnome constantly attacking and retreating or pushing waves of creeps along.
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rofl UNION GAMING > VEGGIES SHIT

>>146445665
>you can't simply throw out people that already live there
A sovereign country can do anything it wants, faggot
Deportations have happened many times in history, and will happen again.

Anyone who tells you or us that non-whites can't be deported is a treasonous lefty
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>you will never play a game where Singsing just stomps the entire team solo like he did today

Why fucking live
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>>146445634
na eg
eu adfinem
sea fnatic
china wings
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This WR immortal is actually so beautiful.
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i love you
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>>146445156
Why are you so loud dude, no one cares!
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>>146445873
whatever, the kingdom got miles and miles of land, they can do whatever the fuck they want
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>>146445665
I guess we actually can.
Because we're in the EU these people are free to live and work here, once we're out there will be nothing saying they can stay.
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>>146426749
Probably as much as an arcana
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>>146445982
Fuck la
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anyone have the dyke WR set with the sidecut and wants to trade? i have 5.75 dollars and lots of dota2 items. i only accept bundles so don't get greedy on my ass
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but has anyone actually done the math on aghs vs battle fury on tiny?
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>>146445982
who /mhg/ here
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>>146446231
You'd be ignoring the range boost, combo boost, and the fucking enormous siege damage buff
It's not even a contest, you moron
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>>146446002

Get lost, gaylord.
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>>146446231
the only advantage bf has over tiny aghs is that you hit creeps harder.
aghs is always better unless you're memeing
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>>146446010
nys you bootyblasted cretin the hopes of millions hinges on this
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>people are taking ranked comp matches more seriously than regular ranked
>already lost 2 friends because they both were shouting at each other and thought "i was taking that faggots side"

When will dota be fun again?
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>>146446371
>combo boost
pointless late
>enormous siege damage buff
pointless like 90% of the time since you mostly hit buildings when enemies are dead

so you're saying bf might edge out in the very late game
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>>146446471
go be a mean steaming piece of shit elsewhere
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>post yfw the orbs for Invokers new Immortal look worse than the Super Saiyan one
>post yfw the whole set looks like emo trash but people will pay upwards of $15 to have the fancy (and shit) looking spell effects
>while the Magus Apex goes for around $3 now
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>>146441734
>valve signing contracts with casters
nice joke m8
you also realize other casters have gone to majors as coaches and valve hasnt done shit right ?
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>>146446549
go build battlefury on tiny then
report back with results 'tard
>>
veggies are losing to union gaming
>>
veggies are unironically losing to bolivians
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>>146446549
>siege boost pointless
Honestly kill yourself if you actually believe that
No, you are not only hitting buildings when the enemy is dead
Tony is literally top 3 base racers; there are also plenty of times when you slap buildings to force retreats or as opportunities arise, and he can apply miles more pressure than the average carry

Not to mention, the combo boost has an effect mid-game, when you building the fucking item
It's like saying the regen from BF is pointless late because you'll have the regen from stats by that point
And you straight-up ignored the range increase

Literal trash post from a useless and dumb dotard
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>Veggie Esports competing in qualifiers
>Brexit won
>I'm not Anthony Burch
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>Merlini has like 5 seconds of seeing a Batrider flying right at him with blink and ult
>Stands there meleeing the tower long enough for bat to fuck him up

Great job ket.
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>>146446616
go be a worthless parasite elsewhere faggot lmao
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>>146446638
honestly these immortals are trash
why can't they get people who aren't shit to design these?
hell where is all the warhammer stuff we were supposed to get?
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>>146446770
> he can apply miles more pressure than the average carry

but the pressure from any average carry will be enough _90%_ of the time. it's basically the range bonus vs the useful stat bonuses of bf now.
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>>146446868
ayayy lamo there's a party in alice's vagine and i'm invited!

top cake!
>>
>Disruptor lands the ult of his life
>Entire team runs in circles and doesn't do shit to the people trapped in the ult
>lose teamfight

JUST LIKE MY PUBS.
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>>146424539
Valve offer hat. Valve offer price.

Not able to afford? Too bad. Wait till after TI.
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How is Merlini still so fuckin bad after all these years? Just threw the game as Tiny by going for the greedy BoTs and SB build after blink. lmao. Some things never change. And people wonder why he was able to go pro in dota2.
>>
Damn, hold me softly...

>New to Dota 2
>Try to get better
>Do bad sometimes
>Get reported
>Get reported for trying to become better

What do I do guise! I'm trying...
>>
Any kind anon who wants to buy me the battle pass for the Achiv? :^)
>>
>>146447360
don't talk to anyone
watch your replays to see how much of a shitcan you are
watch pro games to learn how not to be a shitcan
>>
>prizepool barely going up since immortals 2
lmao jews on suicide watch the bubble finally burst
>>
>only play one game
>still terrible at it
>>
>>146447360
Honestly you don't get reported just for being bad. Unless you're massively fucking worse than the people in your bracket..
You get reported for being bad AND being noticed.
Shut the fuck up, do your thing and you'll be fine.
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>>146447476
the immortals are garbo desu
>>
>>146447587
>>146447472
Thanks for the advice, I'll start watching replays and shut up. But I honestly never talk and have these Spanish speakers up my ass for not farming fast enough. I'll try harder
>>
>>146447360
desu for me i watched streams and followed tourny games and i had major improvements after that, just focus on a few select heroes and realize you can only rely on yourself
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>>146447664
This. They're fucking ass, and most of them are on heroes that already have plenty of sets.
>>
>>146447715
watch some replays from the manilla major, they are free to watch, and learn from pros how they farm
how they move to farm
once you think you've got an idea on what to do now watch them again
then go in a private lobby, pick a hero you like to farm with, buy your items and just go and practice last hitting
dont buy any new items, dont put skill points in anything, just sit and calmly farm to get used to it
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S E E E U L A T E R
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E
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>Merlini getting picked off like that

they're going to lose this game...
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>>146448023
Merlini is playing so shit.
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>>146445861
>nobody cares about my clever joke
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>>146448295
I'm busy being upset my mobile authenticator broke and I need $0.10 to buy Disgaea
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Is veggie gonna lose this?
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>Merlini feeding again
>>
>losing to a feeding lobabby
>>
Merlini is trying so hard to lose his team this game. I'd be fucking pissed if I were them.
>>
>We lost because you guys suck!
t. shitty teammate

How often does this happen?
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>>146435672
Have fun with your flash in the pan game while it lasts overfag.
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i need 1 more win to reach 4k please wish me luck
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>>146446549
>75% bonus damage to building useless

this is legit

the stupidest thing I've ever read on /d2g/

congratulations I made this award just for you
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>mfw brexit
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Jesus Merlini is such a pessimistic faggot, no wonder Veggie always loses.
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>>146448735
You are going to lose
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>>146448735
please don't I like my games to stay pure without any 3k shitters ruining them.
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>yurocucks on suicide watch

Happy Independence Day, bongs.
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>>146448768
They should have killed Jo Cox's kids too desu
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>merlini thinks he's good enough to play pos 1/2 and make fucking BLACK the autistic ricer play pos3
>merlini thinks he's good enough to make shot calls even though he has lost every single fight he's called
>merlini thinks he's good enough to fuck with the draft and say "giff me tiny" like it's one of his star heroes

His fucking dumpsterness knows no bounds.
>>
>>146449159
honestly why do they keep giving this washed up shitter the core

cap is probably better than him
>>
holy shit thunderfoot is so fucking stupid hes getting absolutely btfo on stream
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>mfw the global economy is crashing
will my hats still be safe lads
>>
>>146449159
merlini is ok but they need to not let the retard make calls

and his item build was stupid
and he's fed a buncha times for no reason
>>
>>146449207
Cap is the better offlaner while Black is the better 1/2 AND maelk was their best support player. Also that guy who played for them in the Shanghai qualifier was pretty good too. Should just stick merlini in the jungle and play old EG style with maelk playing the 6.
>>
>>146449159
That game was pretty eye-opening. He played so shit. The most telling was when he was mindlessly hitting on a tier 2 tower, his Bounty tracks Batrider as the Batrider is flying towards him. He has like, 6 seconds to react to this incoming gank.

What does he do? NOTHING. HE STANDS THERE THE ENTIRE TIME, GETS LASSOD, AND DIES.

You could even hear the Bounty player wanting to say shit but keeping quiet. Poor team.
>>
>>146449293
FUCKING BRITBONGS MAKING THE WORLD BURN
>>
>>146449278
literally who?
>>
What happened to trannies?
>>
>>146449374
>>146449293
It's the jews. No joking this time. Trying to turn the world into shit so nationalist countries would fall apart.
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>>146449000
>trips
23rd of june confirmed for UK indepence day
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>Enemy takes 55 minutes to win a 3v5 despite being fed hard by Pedro Stack
>"gg ez"
>>
rip veggies
>>
>>146449306
>>146449207
>>146449359
>>146449336

from what i've seen if veggies want to actually play and do moderately well/drop this "its just for funsies guys xD we're just joking" bullshit then they need to

1. kick merlini
2. get maelk back (unless he's staying on their EU team)
3. kick blitz (sorry you fat fucker)
4. get fogged

pos 1 = black
2 = this link kid
3 = cap
4 = fogged
5 = maelk
>>
How does merlini not have mkb at this point?
>>
>>146449597
>I need manta to push out lanes
>>
>Tiny with no attack speed

lol
>>
Don't blame M-God.

Never put a lolbabby in your team.
>>
VIVA PERU
VEGGIES ON KAMIKAZE WATCH

>>146449643
>>146449597
don't fucking blame merlini when this dp mid shitter has 15 deaths, BH did literally nothing, has 16 deaths, and black timbersaw skipped pipe
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>>146449635
>I buy silveredge to break spectre but have no followup damage because butterfly
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i need my daily dose of waius guys i think im going into withdrawal
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reddit btfo once again
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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2457664575

yea guys lets blame merlini here and not the rest of his team right

3-17 bh played by our resident race mixing autistic fat asian

capitalist 1-15 raptor

link was tired, a former league player, and likely was sabotaging his teammates due to his chi-com sympathies
Black played a pretty shit timbersaw, lotta missed kills I think
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>>146449779
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>>146449926
>>146449713
rofl merlini
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>>146450014
"I feed and yet blame my carry"

t. you
>>
BAKA fucking bts decides to stop casting open qualifiers once veggies is out

what the fuck is this shit

get your shit together you fucking jew
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>>146449779
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Reminder that there is no NA representation in TI6.
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>>146450156
it's not like reddit is gonna watch now that team reddit is out
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>>146449779
Lina best sister
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>>146450240
C A N A D A
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>>146450323
no im the best! :3
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>>146450323
>tfw lina will never make you sniff her sweaty pussy
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What's happening with the world markets, DOTARDS?

Are my hats still safe?
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>>146450435
>adopted whore thinks she is best at anything
lmao go buy a wind lace slut your fat ass is slowing you down
>>
>KP and Veggies died today
>world markets are crashing

What a time to BE ALIVE
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>>146450240
>stigma of gamer in the US
>what a loser
>why doesn't he/she(lol) have a real job
>China/SEA
>people literally get beaten like dogs if they don't come home with prize money
>death in net cafes or exhaustion is the norm
>family's actually banking on their kid winning so they can afford medicine and rent

there is no fire under US players' asses, its actually still seen as a game to most
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>>146450563
Shame about your pick rate, maybe you'll become metal again one day.
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>>146450435
>calls herself maiden
>is actually a slut
???
>>
How the fuck do I find any of these games in client this is fucking ridiculous?
>radiant v dire
NIGGER I AIN'T CLICKING ALL THIS SHIT
>>
how is bone7 so fucking bad
>>
>>146450621
yeah, normies literally don't give a fuck about e"sports"
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>>146450670
she is still pure white from all the cum on her :^)
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>Immortals 2 released
>still hasn't gotten past 13 million

I told you fucks we weren't breaking last years record.
>>
>>146451029
it's valve's fault for being so shit at designing hats
>>
>>146450240
fear and ppd will get there
possibly another na pub team too
>>
who /mss/ here
>>
Happening uk cucks blah blah.

What does this actual mean for the average joe?
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>>146451151
absolutely nothing will change but we will get fresh memes
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>>146451070
actually the opposite, valve keeps letting in these great quality hats into the market for off-season chests, to the point where valve's own hats are either just as standard or barely better

They need to starve the market of quality

Also
>Egyption dirge set has clipping on the headpiece
>no ultimate form
>no tombstone

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>146451151
we don't really know yet
Probably a load more countries are gonna want to do the same though.
>>
>>146451029

People are getting fed up with their fucking greed. Compendiums aren't even close to fun anymore, they're just "spend money" tomes.

Imagine how much more inclined people would be to spend money if you got one of the chests every level? But nope, you go dozens of levels without a damn thing.
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>it's a "peruvians play on us east servers" game
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>>146451248
netherlands gonna be next
>>
I dropped from 3.8 to 3.5k and been losing ever since.

People don't know how to play from behind, nor pick their fights accordingly. Like, the moment a teammate spotted an enemy, they''d go on them even if we had no vision on THEIR side of the map to safely fight.

In my last game it seemed like my teammates didn't even know the basics, and kept feeding the enemy team.

Our offlane bristleback didn't know how to pull his lane with the hard camp, so he kept dying. Later into the game he had a ring of regen on his stash which aparently he forgot he bought, making him rebuy the whole thing.

I am losing hope and I don't want to learn to play lifestealer or timbersaw just to win games
>>
>>146451293
>its a 2-3 player stack
>they have a support that doesnt ward/deward
>they are talking on some other system
>you are to blame for all their fuckups for not telepathically knowing their wierd ass plays
i need a report system for stacks, this bullshit is making me Jimben/10
>>
>>146451029
I didnt saw that shit of the inmortal 2 and 3 not being like other years fuck me.
>>
>tfw cucks already out again
>>
>>146449596
cap is objectively the worst player on that team
>>
>>146451293

WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY TODAY?! HOLY SHIT.

CAN WE FUCKING SECTION THEM OFF PLEASE
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>annedroids casts
>llama casts
>they just fucking stammer on about nothing or try to talk about le random shit
>they miss 80% of the fights, guess wrong items being built
i need this forced female presence to get the fuck out of the game
>>
>>146451372
were you the morph :)
I was the PA friend
>>
>>146451309
Lmao, at any rate netherlands is going to be last. We were one of the founders of the eu so i dont think well leave anytime soon
>>
>>146451454
I don't see it in dotabuff.
I still want my Mason / EG matchup damnit.
>>
>>146451679
?
netherlands is the country with the highest % wanting out
other than grease
>>
>>146451754
?
Going to need a source on that. If true, referendum when?
>>
Immortals tier list

First ban tier
Invoker

80% winrate tier
Windranger
Earthshaker

Almost good but not quite tier
Undying
Mirana

Viper hat tier
morph

can't see me tier
riki

Support terrorblade tier
Lich
>>
>>146451754
How are Greece even still a country?
>>
>>146451372
i always get one of the 3 situations
>go support, carry/initiator wants to farm and refuses teamfights
>go carry, support won't deward/ward
>go initiator, support takes my last hits
The games i win are because we rat, and no, i take no pride in them

>>146451992
The same reason why UK wants to leave, everyone else has to foot 1 idiots bill
>Spain has to let in all these arab rapefugees
>and pay for them
>EU gives Spain shit for the very thing they forced them to do

EU is communism in action, and the only reason Merkel doesn't care is because she's been burning other peoples money for years
>>
>>146451715
says they lost to voidboys on the faceit bracket
>>
>opened 6 immortal II's
>literally not a single rare or uncommon immortal

fucking

REEEEEEEEEEE GABEN FUCK YOUUU
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>no one casting the NA qualifiers

nice nice
>>
Goodnight /d2g/
I'll dream of you!
>>
>>146452354
>casting literally whos
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>>146451029

THE ENTIRE STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING

THERE'S LITERALLY NO MONEY
>>
>tfw no british hero
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awoo~
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>>146452582
>axe
I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
>>
>>146452582
>bristlebag
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>>146452790
he's australian
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>>146452582
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>>146452861
how is he more australian than british
>>
>>146452880

>CK
>That tall

Have you SEEN that nigga? Dude's a manlet.
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>>146453010
So is Luna, she is small and cute!
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>>146453010
At least he has a proper mount. Abaddon is either 4'6 or rides a literal Pony, has always looked goofy as hell
>>
Why is there such little Lina porn, I want to fap before bed.
>>
Where is my son Mason.

Where is the ritsustack

Who is left in NA why are there no fucking streams.
>>
>>146453329
I miss Grant...
>>
>>146451615
Nah I wish I played morphling
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WHERE ARE THE YUROKEKS SO I CAN MAKE FUN OF THEM?
>>
>>146453329
Mason scrubbed out against voidboys in Ro128
the strongest team ritsu has to worry about for the next 3 rounds is paiN
>>
>>146453669
what about bsj
did they lose again
why is bsj such a shitter
>>
>>146433230
Just completed this with CM. You can also do it with zeus. Make sure you buy veil to get the 100dmg/hit on every ult/aura proc.

Winning is the hard part.
>>
>>146453710
BSJ is playing right now.
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>>146453440

Portugal here, dude.

Laugh away, I'm done caring by this point.
>>
So which is best Immortal 2 item in your guys opinion?
>>
are NA qualifiers over for today
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>tfw you'll never come across a wave of creeps and just squish them under your waveclear
>seeing their eyes bug out, their entrails shooting out their mouths
>watching them as they pitifully crawl with their arms, dragging their crushed backsides behinds them, attempting to hurt you with their pathetic 20 damage autos, until they eventually collapse and die on the cold ground, a far away clinking sound signifying your lasthits being counted
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>finally imortal 2 is out
>got morphling hat
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>>146454148

At least its fictional victims this time, Fluff
Thats an improvement
>>
>>146454158
>almost get invoker immortal 3 times
>fades away at the last second every time
WHY MUST YOU TEASE ME
>>
where is kaipi? they are not in 2nd qualifier
>>
>>146454158
its quite literally just a stupid hat that makes one of his fucking abilities green
>>
>>146454227
are you dumb?

the algorithm mist likely prioritizes leaving the very rare at the last possible moment to remind people of the good prices. like 2% drop chance but 30% chance of showing second to last
>>
I'm actually serious, why do you play this game?

You all are seen as basically hipsters for liking Dota 2. NO ONE gives a shit about Dota 2. Lol is constantly number one on Twitch. You can post the most popular recognizable Dota 2 hero on a forum or something and no one will know who it is. LoL is constantly winning awards, while Dota 2 can go even behind fucking Smite. Dota 2 can have a 16 MILLION prizepool tournament, and will just say, "Oh that's nice- Oh SHIT LCS IS ON"
>>
>>146454139
No.
>>146453329
Ritsu stack, BSJ's stack (not in ro16 yet though), and Shazam are alive and that's pretty much it for NA tier 2 still in the qualifier.
>>
>>146454139
yeah
i made it to ro32 by not playing any good teams hehehe
>>
>>146454357
it doesnt though
every other time ive opened chests in reborn the extremely rare/very rare faded almost instantly, immortals are just fucking with me
>>
>watch eg's qualifier games
>nearly every game has someone saying I love you zai in it
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>>146454432

>starcrump shitposters that shitpost about one game in another game's general

Do you fuckers ever actually play video games any more?
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>>146436241
honestly im a purebred dota2 babby and i think that manabars shouldn't be shown even under allies because thats how it was in wc3
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>>146454438
Lol mason/mike are out and reddits stack is still in.
What a day.
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>charlie triggering the brits
wew lad
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>>146454672
>>Do you fuckers ever actually play video games any more?
said the mobabby that only played 1 "videogame" ever in his life
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>>146444871
>he needs guns to be legal to own them
goodest of goysimsies
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Team weeaboo can't even spell their own name.
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Does this Brexit thing mean that I have to pay 6% more for hats now?
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Super awkward all chat from the weebs.
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guys guys, uhm...

has somebody reminded Icefrog lately that heroes in his game Dota 2 are supposed to have 4 abilities? F O U R, the number after 3 and before 5, 2+2, square root of 16, etc. Well, and maybe sometimes secondary abilities to make certain other abilities explicably tied with them work better, like Shadow Poison Release, toggles on skills like Split Shot and Mana Shield, or even fucking throwing the Unstable Concoction.

THEN WHY THE FUCK DOES NER(I)F THE ORACLE HAVE 6 (S I X) FUCKING ABILITIES?
Let's count them:
1. A root (technically a slow to 0 ms, don't know how it works since the minimum movespeed cap is supposed to be 100, so even with his first skill he says a cute "fuck you" to estabilished game mechanics), a purge and a nuke
2. 4.5 second long disarm on a 7 second cooldown
3. 4.5 second long 100% magic resist on a 7 second cooldown
4. A 360 damage nuke on a 2.25 second cooldown (actual cooldown of 2.55 because of cast point, thank goodness otherwise it would just be too op ^:) ) and 80 mana cost
5. Heal of 396 hp on a 2.55 second cooldown
6. SlightlyShittierShallow_Grave which increases the efficiency of healing so even a focused down hero can pop out on full health when the effect ends

Is Oracle a rework of Invoker?
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>>146455603
>tfw a hero like skeleton king will never be released again
>>
>>146455603
last time I checked oracle only has four abilities
>>
got the gay undying hands
>>
Is it true dota 2 has the most "cucks" of all games?
>>
Just put 32 votes on Tiny because some anon was mad he was losing
You're welcome senpai
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>>146455678
They're clearly counted in that post, 6 abilities total

nth for SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL GABEN THAT ICEFAG HAS HAD HIS CERTIFICATE OF A DEGREE IN GAME DESIGN FORGED
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who wants to play a game of "GUESS THE QUEST I NEED TO COMPLETE FOR THIS STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT ACHIEVEMENT"
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>>146455990
125 seconds of stun
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>>146455948
are we talking about the same hero?
>>
Why can't we just buy immortal chests?
>>
The fuck is with these new immortals.

They're the same as all the others.
>here's a massive obvious glow added to my moves please don't rape my face
>>
>>146456083
I would probably be willing to throw 20-40 bucks at them to roll for that invoker set
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>>146429756
yeah don't max dilation second unless they have invoker, qop, etc and you expect to be able to use it on them. you probably will
>>
>>146456016
It's axe.
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>>146455948
Your joke is stupid and Reddit tier
wowwww Wraith King R is a reincarnate AAAND a slow? 2 abilities for 1 nerf please!
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>>146455603
stay 4k my man
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Reminder that your game will be irrelevant soon.
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>>146456286
You can't blink?
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Is Dota 2 worth playing alone anymore?
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>fucked economy for decades
>end of the UK
Do I go live in Scotland after they leave the UK or Ireland after they unite?
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>>146456094
I personally couldn't care less about hats,but what kind were you wanting, silly stuff like this?
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How do we uncuck this game like the Brits did themselves with the EU?

How do we uncuck DOTA 2, DOTARDS?
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>>146456552
The day that shit starts coming out is the day I legitimately leave dota forever
>>
did Cheese EG play in the second open qualifier?
>>
>>146456628
who
>>
david cameron resigns rofl
>>
>>146456594
>fuck your country for an unforeseeable period of time just for a short burst of "MUH PATRIOTIS"
>uncucking
Brits are the biggest cucks, lad
>>
>>146456594
Only one answer: Make it 1v1
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>>146456686
PYRION FLAX ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>146456594
make it pay2play
>>
>>146456686
>>146456594
>>146456507
can you guys fuck off

do you think anyone cares what happens in third world countries?

do you ever seen shitstains from else where reporting about their shit countries doing retarded shit

fucking euros baka
>>
>>146456905
Isn't there a guy from Portugal that constantly posts in these threads?
>>
>>146456951
yea and everyone has him filtered rofl
>>
>>146457002
How?
>>
>>146457054
http://pastebin.com/GdGTvsf1
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>>146456552
Just shit that doesn't make it super obvious what move you're doing.
>Riki the stealth assassion has a giant purple flash to tell you who he blinked on.
>If anyone gets hit with an aimmortal powershot they should uninstall
>Earth shakers put's a giant blue glow when enchant token is up.
>Last years Pugna ward that's a giant glowing tower making it super easy to spot
>The giant glowing mirana arrow

CASUAL-IFICATION
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>>146456507
you should probably just kill yourself now you retarded cuck before me and nige string you up from a lampost you traitorous shit.
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>>146456410
4k mmr groups don't group up
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>>146457103
Oh, I see.

Except for the matter that,
>>146457054
>>146456951
>>146456594

Were all actually me posting without my trademark images and pretending to be just a regular anonymous.

Who's the cuck now, you fucking retard?

Get it through your fucking skull shitfuck, you can never filter me.

I literally own these fucking general threads, you mongoloid.

Stay a cuck forever.

You're replying to me and you don't even know it, LOL

I literally play you retards like a fiddle.
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>>146434530
dota takes skill, so all the casual faggot normies who usually spend their time drawing fanart and porn go to league where riot will babysit them while they jack eachother off
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>>146457103
Here's the updated one with some kinks worked out:
http://pastebin.com/43Lufc4v
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>>146457145
>mobas
>not already casual
>>
>>146457356

This is also me you're replying too.

In case you're wondering.
>>
>>146434530
QUICK SAUCE ME BEFORE THE THREAD ENDS
>>
>>146456730
>your catch your wife is fucking a big black bull
>you decide to divorce her
>bububu you'll have to pay alimony c-c-cuck!

Nice logic there.
>>
>in starcraft 1, protoss were gradually progressing their technology from "medieval times with ayy lmaos" level, which they were left with when xel'naga abandoned them/protoss abandoned xel'naga, to what we see in the game, ie. deflector shields, warp-ins, advanced robotics
>in starcrap 2 it suddenly turns out that their tech level was regressing instead, because when people see religious ancient aliens they expect them to be of the regressing technology level kind just like in halo and we can't disappoint customers, can we?
fuck you metzen
>>
>>146457514
>except you still need her to function
>now you don't have any say in what she does
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>>146457394
Epic.

I hope you keep it updated, cuckboy.

Yeah, go on, better add this new MD5 as well. Even though I will just discard it and make a new one next time I post.

>>146457480
No.
>>
>>146439205
vanguard treads into manta is shit, it's so much slower than

>boots
>bf
>treads
>vanguard

like it's literally 5 minutes slower

>>146439026
echo is shit on am because AM have an insanely low BAT, he doesn't ned a meme saber. It's good on slark cause his BAT is shit and his agi gain is 1.5
>>
6.89:
- The following heroes now deal magical damage type with their regular attacks (also known as "rightclicks" or "autoattacks"):
- Abaddon, Ancient Apparition. Arc Warden, Bane, Batrider, Chen, Clinkz, Crystal Maiden, Dark Seer, Dazzle, Death Prophet, Earth Spirit, Ember Spirit, Enigma, Io, Keeper of the Light, Leshrac, Lina, Lion, Morphling, Necrophos, Outworld Devourer, Phoenix, Pit Lord (not ported as of 6.89, our new hero release of the patch is revealing Axe to actually be Niyish, the Bodysnatcher, foreshadowed by the Last Castle comic [hero abilities unchanged]), Puck, Pugna, Rubick, Skywrath Mage, Spectre, Spirit Breaker, Storm Spirit, Techies, Templar Assassin, Undying, Venomancer, Warlock, Winter Wyvern, Zeus
- Invoker's regular attacks now deal Pure damage

Heroes with magic damage dealing regular attacks can target and damage enemies under the effect of Ethereal state (such as Ghost Form from Ghost Scepter) and attack others while being Ethereal themselves. Magic attacks ignore armor types/ratings, however, magical attacks, just like spell damage, have their damage reduced by Magic Resistance values and heroes posessing such attacks are outright forbidden from targeting Magic Immune enemies.


- Desolator:
- New effect: Equipping it causes regular attacks which deal magic damage to be converted into physical damage type, with all the advantages and drawbacks as regular physical autoattacks.
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>>146457575
Yep, that's a cuckold lads
>>
>>146447360
wraith king
6 iron branches
one point into Q
only level stats and lifesteal
rush radiance
then rush octarine core
win game
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can you give me a funny dota related filename that would fit this image
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>>146458052
LodaAndKellyDateNight.jpg
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>>146424149
>>146424242
i think the worst thing about this is that if you ever plan to play offline, you will never get to see those cosmetics because valve forces you to be online to see the shit you payed for.
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>>146458052
Sure thing,

here you go.
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>>146458115
>play offline
even if you're playing exclusively botmatches (kys turbopleb) you can still set the items in the armory/after picking a hero
>>
>>146457603
vanguards into manta is for AMs that will be fighting early constantly
BFury first is for AMs that will be splitpushing or ricing a lot
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>>146458204
nigger, if you don't have an internet connection and want to play bot matches, you cannot have your fucking cosmetics. they are locked behind the coordinator.
>>
>>146457473
id?
>>
Right, so I just caved and bought a compendium @ lvl 50. Aren't you supposed to get the treasures right away or are they not given out yet?
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Any good betting items to buy off the steam market for cheap?

Also, I'm addicted to gambling. Help
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>>146458362
id/RequiemOfRose
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>>146458052
PLEASE GIVE ME SOURCE
>>
>valve forgot to program Dragon Knight bot to turn his armlet off
fucken bravo
>>
>>146458743
if half of the playerbase doesn't know how to turn an armlet on or off how do you expect a bot to know how?
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>>146458647
prepare your anus for the erp of a lifetime you anime spewing faggot

I bet you unironically main one hero too dont you
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>>146457394
Hey retard, so, is there going to be a updated version?

I've been waiting for a while now..

Better include this image as well while you're at it.

Cuck.
>>
is Lich viable or just shit in the current meta?
>>
>>146458621
>Also, I'm addicted to gambling. Help

No one has ever been better off with a gambling addiction
>>
>no brexit hero

dotards?
>>
>>146459067
>>146459067
New
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>>146458841
I won't really accept your invitation if all you want is to ERP.

I'm not really into that sort of stuff.

I'm 100% straight, man.

Also, are you fucking new here?

Of course I mean one Hero, my C.A.R.R.Y. Abaddon is the best Abaddon in all of these entire threads.

Literally with a 51 win - 16 loss record, yes, that's right, it's a 34 win to 0 loss win ratio.

I'd get proof for this but it seems the archives are borked and the search function doesn't seem to be working, so you'll just have to take my word for it.
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He literally DID IT absolute madman
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>>146459089
I was actually about a full sentence into a serious response before I saw
>Literally with a 51 win - 16 loss record, yes, that's right, it's a 34 win to 0 loss win ratio.
>>
WHY DO PEOPLE BUILD BOOTS OF TRAVEL ON PL ITS TRIGGERING ME
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