/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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first for gay

Gosh i love working in grocery stocking

>>146417227
Do you think this is some sort of joke?

>>146417839
I wouldn't buy a degenerate weaboo NEET anything anyway

>>146419414
Good for you for not being a degenerate weaboo NEET

I want to be friends with human!

fuck i forgot the trip
i messed up

why
im boring

I don't think you're boring, I think you're cute.

>>146419414
So how much land do you own?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10412460
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412462
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412463
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412464

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BUYING Verdun on steam for 20M + items in Runescape

t. Cody*

>>146421609
Add me on steam if you want to do business

Add me on RS, Geo Metro

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MAJOR UPDATE INCOMING
http://steamcommunity.com/games/405900/announcements/detail/877455595174544843

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Post your New Zealand man.

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>>146421468
>more downarrows than uparrows

rigged. its RIGGED i say

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>>146422278
WHOAHWOHAOHW YEYAHYEAHYA
NEW UPDATE WOOOOHOOOO
THIS IS ALL WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
BEST UPDATE! TEAM FORTRESS TWO ALIVE AGAIN!

>>146422278
>Prinny hat

FUCK I WANT IT

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>>146422346

>>146422278
i have no idea the fuck is a prinny but that hat is cute

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>post yfw valve beefs the update

>>146422635
It's not an actual update

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if the engineer is such a genius then why can't he invent sapper-proof sentries and dispensers????

>>146422907
The cute pingus from Disgaea.

>>146423073
Because the opposite team's engineer made the sapper.

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>>146423003

>>146423073
Because it's much easier to break something than it is to build it.

Think making a sandcastle, it takes considerable effort to make one that even holds together on its own, let alone when some fuckwit comes along and steps on it.

>>146422278
Will the knife actually have stats attatched to it or will it be just another re-skin like always?

>>146423526
where do you think you are

its been 200 years, new-weapons soldier.

its time to wake up

>>146423476
he made a life-sustaining device, youre not going to convince me he cant make a building that cant be short-circuited by the sapper

Post Steam wishlists

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>>146423229
I like this idea.

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>>146423836
>>146419773

>>146423965
It's the one that makes the most sense. Every time the engineer upgrades his buildings to be sapper proof, the other guy upgrades the sapper. It's a vicious cycle.

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>>146423618
I just
you know
sometimes have a glimmer of hope stashed away for just such an occasion

>>146424054
You're seriously not gonna spend $0.69 on a game? That's almost free. Fuck pirating, what's your ID?

>>146423250
thats so cool
how did you do it

>>146424428
id/thelampofthoth
Damn right I'm not going to spend .69c on a game.

>>146424428
you dont know what a degenrate weaboo NEET life's is like

>>146424576
i don't know

>Poorfags can't afford a $0.70 game
>I'm buying my whole wishlist today
/blog

>>146425238
>having a wishlist
>not buying whatever you see and like on the spot

>>146425238
I never said I couldn't afford it, just that I wouldn't buy it.

@146425308
>Wasting money on items that will invariably go on sale every year
Viva this is why you work at a grocery store.
>>146425332
That's extremely petty, but still respectable enough for a (You).

>>146425460
Thank (You)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffOCFTuDE5Y

>tfw you will never get good before the world is thrown into the endtimes

damn son, i wonder if i will even have internet when war starts

>>146425460
No, I buy whatever I want because I work at a grocery store

>>146425626
The world isn't going to end anytime soon. The people are way too complacent and comfortable for that.

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>>146423836

Tried to buy Postal: Redux when the sale went live, it didn't work :/

>>146425954
contact support

>my team moved me to sub because i wasnt as good as another steel demoman main who had played way more seasons of comp than me
>in fucking iron
Tryharding this much on iron is disgusting
but i have no team now. oh well :/

>>146426226
I opted for "try again later"

>>146426441
forgot to say i quit the team lol
who the fuck subs for iron

>Not trying your best no matter what division of competitive you're in
This is why shitters will always be shitters.

dont worry anon, you will be able to join a worse team that doesnt want the better players
or you could try to improve

>>146426571
>getting a washed out steel demo in iron
>not humiliating and shameless tryharding
this is why shitters will always be shitters

>>146426706
>wanting better players for fucking iron
it s like u dont understand what beginner leagues are for do you?
u expect me to perform as someone who had experience already? are you retarded?

ITT: Anon BTFO two anons at the same team

BTFO me

PYRO BUFF WHEN
>PYRO BUFF WHEN
PYRO BUFF WHEN
>PYRO BUFF WHEN
PYRO BUFF WHEN
>PYRO BUFF WHEN
PYRO BUFF WHEN
>PYRO BUFF WHEN

>>146427907
never

>>146427907
He doesn't need a buff, she needs a complete rework. So does spy. It's easier just to remove both classes form the game.

>>146427907
When the skill floor is raised, and the buff relies entirely upon new mechanics that raise the skill cap.

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>>146428090
>she

>>146428046
nice mouse
name?

>>146428090
>she
XD

>>146428442
my mouse's name is angus. he is a good mouse that's served me well.

>>146428565
>Not naming your mouse Algernon

BREXIT IS WINNING

FUCK THE EU!

14 year olds in TF2Center are as autistic and retarded as half & human
im worried about this generation

You guys playing the competitive stress test? I find it surprisingly fun

There's a stress test?

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>>146428090
I honestly wish that Valve would completely redo Pyro done to it's core and not give a fuck about community backlash.
If it means turning a class with horrible passive abilities that depends on a flamethrower with RNG, combos, and weapons that crit on demand into something that's actually useful and has a niche roll other than to blast people away periodically, then I wouldn't mind trying out a better, newer version of Pyro.

also
>she

>>146431613
yeah, fuck free trade, lets just spend 400 million pounds to be able to commerce with the countries close to the UK
fucking no brain nationalists

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>>146432391
Yes, right now

Get in

>>146432406
i agree
pyro as it was in 2010 or 2012 was completely OK
why do they overcomplicate things and stats such as the backburner?

also time ago i used to play on a server that allowed you to basically rocket jump by airblasting he ground, anyone know if those are still around ?

So if i play during stress test it doesn't keep any sort of rank advancement?

>>146432639
It does.

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what if the update is released after this stress test

>>146432807
My stats aren't updating, but this is my first stress test so

what do i have to change in my TF2 to make mm work?
it crashes when i join a match

i have:
>comanglia config
>dxlevel 98
>basthud (updated yesterday)
>consistent kill icons.vpk mod

>>146433662
forgot to mention prec
i guess thats probably it
ill just set my prec_mode to 0

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>your favorite mercenary will never dig his fingers into your hips
>your favorite mercenary will never tie your wrists behind your head and have his way with you
>your favorite mercenary will never bludgeon you to death with a golf trophy
>your favorite mercenary will never be viable fulltime

when i close the MM menu this appears in the console
[code] Sending request to exit matchmaking system [ abandon = 0 ]
[/code]

>>146433830
that's kinda gay

>>146433662
>>146433826
From what I've heard, PREC essentially crashes matchmaking, so you gotta use the new record system valve implemented a while ago to substitute.
Haven't used it, but I heard it's a lot better than what PREC was.

how the fuck do i deal with soldiers as scout? i am still salty as hell they just need 1 rocket to kill me, and it doesnt have have to hit as the splash damage does the job

>>146434898
unequip the candy cane

>>146434898
use stock primary
dont run into rockets, get the high ground, jump around to be harder to hit

>>146433830
you have some real dedication

>>146436348
So do you with being a fucking bum weeaboo NEET

>>146434898
put on the soda popper
cant splash damage a bird....

>>146436445
So do you with being a bag boy

>>146434898
spam pistol from a safe position

>>146436490
Except I'm a produce dude

I do have dedication when it comes to being amazing at life, though

>>146436634
ur not cool
my weabo jobless NEET loser friends are so much cooler than you

>>146436634
man you work in a fucking grocery store, regardless of your babby's first job, minimum wage position, how proud of yourself can you be

>>146436864
I'm cool as fuck, though

>>146437040
he's proud because the rest of his family is all miles below minimum wage illegal day laborers

Why does this "stress" test feel so comfy

There's a 200k lead for brexit in the referendum so far.

>>146437101
i work with someone who is literally mentally retarded and he works at about the same level as viva, how pathetic is his family?

Kritzkrieg is hilarious

>>146437040
Extremely proud of myself. I still have my parents. They love me. I love them. I love me, I'm employed, have best buddies, and I'm still alive. Praise be to God

>>146437101
Except they make a fuck ton of cash legally since they're new residents. Lmao, you're just like half. Gets called out and turns on his "I'll defend Viva" word because you got shit on. Stop being a socially anxious bitch and stop being a disappointment to your family

what is brexit

>>146437351
it's /pol/ material, not sure why they are posting here

what is referendum

>>146437339
>I'll defend Viva

i have literally never said this
i said i like you (no homo), and that is true, that doesnt mean i am going to not make jokes at your expense (when you constantly fling shit at me unprompted) or defend you

>>146437075
"cool" by MvM player standards is pretty low on the cool spectrum

>>146437430
Except you're always defending me when I never ask for your pathetic NEET help. Take care of yourself and your family and get employed instead of whiteknighting the popular kid getting hate

>>146422278
>will probably be a default weapon reskin
>despite being a knife, Spy isn't holding one

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>>146423618
last melee weapon created with original stats was the neon annihilator, added with the triad pack, on august 2nd, 2012

its been almost 4 years since

kill me like this please

>>146438345
Dead fucking game. Even this update coming up can't save it

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Text to 22333

UCSB (anything)

I need spicy memes.

>>146424608
You can get 70 cents by just selling the shitty trading cards you get in the event.

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>people who are a kiss ass to the medic so they can get more healing

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>people who disrespect the Medic and expect any healing after

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>people who play medic

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>people who ignore the medic

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>people who play Team Fortress Two

>it's a Someone Abandons After They Lost the First Round episode

>That one guy who does nothing but market garden on Badwater
Fuck that guy.

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>there are people who don't play the game to get sick frags

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mfw when i dominate more than half the enemy team without a single shot fired

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>>146440594
Are you the same stupid fuck who made the 69 tour image macro?

Fuck off forever or just show in game screenies for that shit

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>>146437430
>I like this man despite him being an ass to me whenever he feels like it

>>146441119
i can look past his petty attempts to "troll" me
i am untrollable, i have ascended past such wimpy human reactions

i am god, i am invincible

>>146440925
whats 69 tour
its not hard to dominate a lot of people when you roll in lobbies or heal top scoreboard in pubs

>taking pride in pub screenshots
>in a fucking valve server
this is what MvM mains call skill

>>146441284
There was this one fucking moron who made an image macro saying the same shit he said in text

"my face when I have 69 tours in MvM and carry 0s and 1s" with that one shitty screengrab from the film 300. Either way, you and him are disgusting

>>146441236
God doesn't survive off selling used trash to Game Stop for chump change and free food

>>146441418
yeah I used to screenshot all of my god likes that I got when I had like 400 hours and i published I few but I stopped because I realized it means nothing. There are a few times though where the other team had a player going like 130-10 or some retarded shit with an ass load of doms and I ended up domming him and most of his team

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>>146441418
i like taking screenshots of funny killcams

>>146442031
its okay
i meant to say scoreboard screenshots
valve servers is like training with bots but with ping

dotsy isn't cute

>>146442338
i've only taken one of those but it was the highest killstreak i'd ever gotten so it was a big deal for me

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>>146434112
what's wrong with that

>>146441418
I take screenshots of my scoreboard after every round, and sometimes MVP screenshots, but I'd never publish them.

>middle eastern saying he is better than me
>"if i had good ping"
lolmao

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Night night, kids

is it more difficult find players for a team or find a team to play in 6v6?

>>146442976
that's weird, you're both eu so his ping should be fine

>>146443523
le eu=pakistan meme

>>146443523
routing is shit in middle east
in fact its kinda crap in all of EU
i get 70-80 ping with german or netherlands servers all the time and im from spain

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Someone convince me to set up an interp config.
Does it actually make that big of a difference? And, if so, won't it have a bit of a negative impact until I get used to it?

HOLY SHIT GUYS

Steam Summer Sale is here and

TF2 is 75% off!!!

>>146444226
do you find it hard to use the huntsman or playing scout?
if you do, use config
if not, then dont

>silver player begs to be on iron team that i just joined
>he gets the spot and i am put to sub
>i dont wanna sub for fukin iron so i leave the team
Feel bad for that silver demoman guy that nobody wanted kek

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>$0.10 from being able to buy a game
>Try to market something to cover the cost
>MOBILE AUTHENTICATOR BREAKS
Nice one Valve. I'm only playing Overmeme from now on.

>>146444769
no don't go i'll miss you

-gabe of steam software

>>146427842
I have the same mouse. I love the feel of it.

>>146444769
You should have the money if you havent purchased overhype.

>>146444367
are you still repeating this story
i would rather be sub than not be in a team at all

winger is nice.

does anyone else feel a little sorry for viva

like, he flunked out of college and has been a minimum-wage bagboy for years
and despite working at a supermarket for years he hasnt even been promoted to a manager position, so you know he's even terrible at a no-skill-required job
he's a gender-confused weeaboo on top of all that (mains medic/pyro and has an anime avatar)

then with all the free time he has, he plays a game he isnt even good at and spends time around people who tolerate/ignore him at best
like, all the other NEETs and shut-ins he makes fun of are at least well-liked in the thread, skilled at TF2 or both. hell, in the short time he spent in the irc, he couldn't even make friends, and these are people who enjoy the company of barkley, half and even videogames

then there's viva, who has never excelled at anything he's ever done in his life

>>146445853
at least he has tf2
also winger is my favorite scout secondary

>>146445853
this post was me btw

>>146445514
>Iron
>sub
if i had some comp exp i would but i have zero. The whole reason i got in comp was to play every match wtf cant u understand that

team fortress classic is hard

>>146445853
This is my favorite pasta.

>>146446803
My favorite is lasagna
Second is fettuccini alfredo

>>146447186
>>146443351

>>146447268
I can't sleep, though

>>146447460
Warm milk with a tablespoon of honey helps.

>>146447460
vodka with xanax helps

>>146448131
Honey is gross, though

>>146448224
Lmao, alcohol is for weak shitters
And iunno what the fuck xanax is

>>146448470
how

>Honey is gross
How is it possible for a single person to contain so much shit taste? It's like Viva is the living embodiment of garbage taste. He has bad taste in games, in music, in food, in life. Like, god damn. His entire personality is just shit taste stacked on yet even more shit taste.

>>146448538
How is honey gross? Iunno, I never liked the taste

>>146448804
How is Yoshi's Island, Pokémon Crystal, or Cereal bad, though?

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Please keep all discussion civil and pertaining to Team Fortress 2.

>>146449023
>worst gen of pokemon
S H I T T A S T E

>>146449382
I think viva has bad tastes but gen 2 was the best so um?

>>146449558
>gen 2
Self eradicate, post haste

>>146450220
how can you say that when gen 1 exists

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so no update?

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Been playing a bit of competitive because of the stress test today and noticed something.
Is the bar next to your rank meant to fill up and show your ELO or how close you are to the next rank?

I've won a fair few games and havent noticed a change. Is it just because I don't actually have a comp pass or wot?

Its annoying the fuck out of me

>>146451674
I played a game earlier and I didn't go up either. I guess it doesn't count or it's bugged or something.

>no British class
What do you have to say for yourself on Independence Day?

>>146446726
you keep repeating that iron is a meme yet you want to play "every match"
if you just want to play every match play lobbies or join an actual league

>>146451674
>>146451973
they will probably reset ranks anyway when mm comes out of beta in the next update

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Who /NumberOne/ here?

>>146452665
/numberTwo/ in ETF2L div6 here but only got participation medal

>>146452665
>highlander

brag when it's not childs play, ok little buddy?

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>there's people in this thread that don't know how to play 6v6 in badlands

>>146453104
I play koth on that map sometimes. That's it

any fun alive community servers?

>>146455018
They're as alive as you make them

>>146455018
this one randomizer server, but the regulars are asleep right now

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Excuse me

now that the UK isn't in the EU will they be kicked from ETF2L ?

>>146459802
...
It's still a European country.

>>146459914
thats true but its not part of the European Union
European TF2 League doesn't specify if they reffer to the continent or to the politico-economic union of several countries

i woke up

>>146460067
i'm pretty sure americans can play etf2l as it is

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>>146452665
>no medals for placing in esea

>>146459802
They'll still be in the EU until that article 50 BS is over.

HL > 6s
As a Medic main I'd rather have two scouts and a soldier on me than a single spy.
6s is easy and overrated, it's also against the game's nature.

>>146452665
Nice did you use lmaobox to get that

>>146461842
Yes actually

What computer are you using to play TF2? I'm using a Windows 8 Asus laptop, but I'd love to buy a desktop/case PC in the future, possibly with Windows 10.

>>146462151
Lenovo laptop

>>146417545
get age of mythology and nothing else

>>146419414
get homeworld and wait for no mans sky
>my left testicle owns land
ha

>>146424054
get slime rancher and wait for no mans sky

is everything really in its right place

>>146463802
No. We need a Dispenser riiight here.

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are you really a kid a

*erects dispenser*
Everybody heal up!

i am new to the game. i am not saying i am good but i am not having fun playing with randoms. every game is one of the same, absolutely no tanks, or absolutely no medics. always one of the two as a result because nobody changes their game style, just a fuckload of snipers and spies making medic completely fucking useless. should i really jump to "competitive" as in the OP if i dont actually have any extensive experience? also do they expect you to have a mic?

>>146461591
Hl is too much pain for med. And it's felt like just a pub with classlimits and experienced players tobh.
6s is one and only competive mode.

>>146465195
just dont join mumble lobbies, most eu lobbies in fact dont require mumble
then type hud_sayttexttime 0 in console and voice_enable 0
sometimes you get kicked but nevermind it and just join the next lobby
also host your own lobbies in the beginning since nobody will allow a medic with 0 lobbies
if somebody isnt constructive always completely ignore what they say, there are a lot of idiots playing on tf2center

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>watching two f2ps heavies having a point blank minigun shootout
>our guy about to die
>suddenly gets random crits and rapes the other guy

>>146465195
Yeah do it man.

>>146461591
i dont agree but ill take NA HL over EU HL any time
EU HL is fucking boring
who the fuck likes having 50% heals on heavy

who the fuck likes me

Who the fuck isn't pushing the cart?

>>146462151
http://pcpartpicker.com/list/RCfLGX

>>146466027
who tf is this knob shiner....... desu dunno

*wags tail*

stay safe /tf2g/

YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL MY STICK!! --Grant "b4nny" Vincent, 2016-06-23

how do i get good at demo in 6v6
sometimes i have the solly mindset of being able to just walk in and make some space and forget the horribly slow reload time and required prediction

>>146467540
>human is a girl
Don't talk to me or my general ever again.

sapper ammo me

Sold my Head Warmer for 63 and late to work by a whole hour

How's your morning, tf2g?

im uninstalling tf2 its bad
whos with ,me

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>>146469458
i uninstalled too but to install it in my SSD

>search for a comp game
>15 minutes later still havent found shit
>alt tab and watch youtube
>check back a while later
>disconnect: hl2.exe is shit and fuked ur game lol
>get 1 day matchmaking cooldown for abandoning
epic!

>>146468417
Last night i electrosapper ammo your sister

>>146468417
last night i sucked the sap from your sister's box

>>146465195
just listen to what people say when they give you tips, ignore the dickheads and don't be a dickhead yourself. If you want to just get the feel for what competitive matches are like join some lobbies and play engie, pyro or scout or you could just jump right into soldier or demo but you can expect to lose most games. But if you don't give a fuck then don't let that turn you off because you're not going to get better at a class by not playing it I'm just saying soldier and demo are pretty important so if you don't want to instantly dive right into it then try and get the feel of comp with a less important class.

>>146469721
Cheap as Free
That's for Me

HE'S NINE HEALTH

WHY WOULD YOU PUSH WITH NINE HEALTH

I HATE IDIOTS

WTF HE KILLED ALL OF YOU?
https://youtu.be/9HxGVzgNWxE

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>>146473628
he sounds like hes on the verge of tears

>>146473628
I love this clip.

He's raging about how he died to a supposedly stupid scout that's 9 health but then it turns out the same scout killed everyone else nearby too.

Or was he calling his teammates idiots?

do you love me

>>146474465
he was calling the scout that killed them an idiot which is why the clip is so funny in the first place since they were the ones that died to him

i already have a bf so no

>>146474465
no no, he's definitely calling shrugger the idiot for making a dumb play that worked out in his favor

oh

being trans doesnt make it not gay mcretard

i love you & your sweet ass sugar booty

How do i git gud at alternating between weapons as demo? I either find myself solely using the grenade launcher or using the stickybomb launcher. What situations are best for using which weapons?

>>146469721
I saw one guy banned on outpost for accepting trade like this.

Can anyone hook a brother up with a beta invite? steam name is Shangy II

>>146476491
Give the steam id. Looking for names is horrible.

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>yfw the ponyfucker with lmaobox joins

>>146476535
http://steamcommunity.com/id/doktaknockas

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>>146476623

>>146476535
Indeed, I've gotten name matches of a popular anime god even when typing in my exact name. Can't seem to find a way to search for "THIS NAME EXACTLY"

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>>146476623
I don't have a face that says "Fuck this, I'll disconnect from the server instead"

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i legit dont know what to do against a soldiers that aren't braindead, even as scout
rockets have such a big splash radius that if you get anywhere near him, get anywhere near ground or a anywhere near a wall the only thing you can do is take the rocket
no i don't think i'm "good" but the RL just kidna sems bullshit when you compare it to any RL from another AFPS where the spash radius is usually way smaller, and if it isnt you'll do pitiful damage at the edge of the splash radius (see: Q3/QL rockets)
but in tf2 if you just barely get nicked by the rocket then you'll still take 40-60 dmg at close to medium range
and if you get hit by one good direct or something he can just shoot literally anywhere around you because of the splash damage + knockback

>>146477270
soldier mains need to kill themselves unless they only use direct hit and airshot all the time
its still lots of fun stomping pubs with 0 effort as him tho

can i create a new team and go straight to steel?
would the admins lower me to iron if it is a new team?

>>146477370
trash detected

>>146477610
why dont you ask the admins that

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>>146477652
pic related its your face when one shot you with a crocket

>>146477935
i dont play pubs

>>146477270
use the terrain, switch between close and long range, jump while airstrafing, use your second jump to evade rockets, hit your shots, get good

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>>146478071
pic related its ur face when 1 shot crocket in comp

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>>146476623

>>146477370
"I play demo in pubs with my friend pocketing me with kritz because holding m2 and spamming m1 with instant kill stickies is harder than le ground shoot man"

>>146479297
i dont play demo but good try cuck

>>146461842
Technically.
The team we lost to had Vlad so they had their #1 spot taken and given to us (#2).

So yeah, thanks LMAOBOX.

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>>146428284
>>146428454
The OP you were making fun was prob just pointing out in a fun way that valve did the same thing, referring to to pyro as both male and female

Shit games.
Do i get Shadow Warrior Classic Redux or DLC quest?

>>146479438
>ifunny
alppy yourslef

>>146479654
shadow warrior
the newer one is also good

>>146479654
DLC quest sucked, as if you didn't already know.

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>>146479750
keep crying

Rock paper scissors or Conga?

>>146481158
RPS

>>146481158
conga if you like cancer
rps if you like fun

do you like me

>>146481158
RPS all the way senpai
Conga is cancerous

>>146467540
>videogames with human
you forgot your trip videogames

where is the tf2g draw

>>146481158
schadenfreude

do you think videogames likes me

videogames doesn't "like" you, he just wants to fuck you because he's a disgusting pedo

>>146467540
wtf xion isnt a girl

>>146482282
nobody in there is actually a girl

:x

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Geels bot has something someone here wants

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play overwatch with me

whats your battletag
im too shy but im asking for other people that might want to play with you >//<

>>146484123
tiger#1316 please PLAY

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>>146483975

>tfw pc is too shit to run overwatch

kiriikp#2467

>tfw pc to shit to run tf2

>>146483370
>>146484331

degenerate subhumans

>>146484175
>US

>>146484331
>mercy main
slut

how do battletags work? like you input a nickname and the number tells you how many times that nickname was picked before?

why not just have a unique account name with changeable nickname like steam has?

are there really 2467 kiriikps

>>146485017
The number is a hash or some other identifier. The number combined with the battletag is how Blizzard can correctly add the right person.

It's like a Steam ID. A guy saying "Add me, my Steam name is Johnny, it's the one with the Portal avatar" is going to give you zero help in finding him as opposed to "My Steam ID is id/johnnyjohnjohn97".

>>146423229
DEEPEST LORE

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there is one thing overwatch doesnt have desu

>>146483973
it's probably the level 84 duped one, but thanks for the heads up.

Stop talking about Overwatch this is the Team Fortress 2 general

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>>146486407
Confirmed, still thanks.

>>146486508
The medic class from Team Fortress 2 is very comparable to mercy from ow

so how were the mcree and widowmaker nerfs? should i reinstall now?

n*rf this!

*b*nks this*

>norf

what did she mean by this?

as for human, does he play overwatch?

Stop talking about Overwatch this is the Team Fortress 2 general

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>he

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>>146486702
both were nerfed pretty fairly, but you can still frag like a pro as them

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there needs to be a cheater gen

cheat on me

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>>146486998
can widow stop one shotting zen now?

I got killed by a spy prancing around like he was playing CS:GO. He was picking up some pretty noticable speed. Was he hacking or can you bhop in TF2?

>>146487117
there isn't really anyone i can think of as d.va that annoys me particularly hard, maybe symmetra dancing around with fully charged beam since im not that good with tracking yet

>>146487148
zen has baby health, she can still one shot him

headshots didn't get nerfed

BASTION NERF
W H E N

>>146487148
>>146487527
>she can still one shot him
I don't even play the game but i know for a fact they nerfed the bodyshots so that fully charged ones do 120, while headshots still do 150

>>146487820
i think headshots can do up to 300 now, with the headshot multiplier being 2.5 instead of 2

>>146487686
>525 damage per second in sentry mode
>ow babbies will defend this

mfw i cr

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I'm salivating over the possible weapon changes.
Sun-on-a-stick worth using, BFB not a literal garbage pile, Wrap assassin that actually does damage, Sharpened Volcano Fragment that isn't a Degroot Keep joke

>>146486980
where did this image come from

>>146488215
my hard drive

>>146488370
>5 pixels by 5 pixels of an outline of a character on a roof
>it must be sombero 1!!11 the new hero 1!11!!

lmao what a joke

>>146488043
no base damage got nerfed to 12 from 15 and headshot mp got buffed from 2 to 2.5

in short headshots are the exact same as before and bodyshots got nerfed

mmm i love team fortress two

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how the fuck do i actually use the shortstop

i mean its actually impossible to hit people with it
i sometimes have a scrub on my crosshair and then i click the mouse 1 button but all of the shots miss like what the fuck is this weapon

>>146490597
>how the fuck do i actually use the shortstop
you don't

>>146490623
um

>>146490597
>STEP ONE
Place your crosshair on an enemy gamer
>STEP TWO
Press the attack button (left click on your mouse by default)
>STEP THREE
Repeat

>I'M DOING THIS AND IT DOENS'T WORK HJELP
You're probably failing on step one. Try to work on that.

>>146490597
the shortstop requires more precise aim because there are less pellets

>>146490597
Equip Crit-a-Cola.
Stay at a comfortable range.

So, where's the big update, niggers?

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>>146493803
is coming tonight

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>>146494137
Fuck it's yiu again! I WONT FALL IN YOUR TRICKS AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>146494280
then stop asking

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>>146494384
NO FUCJ YOU Ill ASK FOREVER NIGGER NIGGER NIGJ JFGINEBFJJXlksdbxhfh

>gore gifs
>nigger nigger nigger
who is this guy and why won't he stay on /b/

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>>146494862
this mean war until the update happen tonight my friend

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>>146495002
im not seeing any gore gifs

>Throwing a tantrum like a small child because the update isn't happening immediately
That's just sad. I mean, I want it too, but show some restraint man.

>>146495331
not now

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>>146495002
I have 4g I'm fucking eternal nigger ok

>>146495170
K let the best meme win

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>>146495396
FUCK OFF