/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

first for HL is best

>>146308343

Second for HL babies can suck a trannies dick

>>146307991
>he doesn't know about the sign of mji and firstius patricius

3rd for John

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nth for gay

3rd for lol i just played my first lobby HL is the best fuck 6s elitists

>>146308404
You're right, I have no counterargument to "wahh i cant run spy 24/7
fuk u faggot"
You also both misspelled and misused "ad hominem".

That's all for now gamers, remember which side you stand on!

Im cumming

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>An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:

>Internal system changes in preparation for a future update
>Updated the localization files

There's always going to limit on how much anyone can improve at anything. I don't really think there's any room for disagreement. If you're naturally not very coordinated you'll have a much harder time improving compared to someone who is naturally more coordinated, even in TF2. At a certain point you might not be able to reach the level that they can. That's why team sports and esports are so deep, because everyone can find their niche within a team and work to their own strengths, whether those strengths be aiming, calling, strategizing, or even keeping spirits up.

And then there's highlander

>announcing reports

>>146309170
THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
THE BIGGEST UPDATE UNTIL 2017.

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>>146309170

>>146309170
holy fuk they updated the localization files this is fucking huge

ITS HAPPENING

MAYBE

SOON.

I just want a new update goddammit.

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>>146309170

how big is update

This one was about 33 megs

a larger one might be coming soon.

i just played a game with a tf2 friend and we had fun.

how was your day

>>146309718
its the comp update so
probably one of the biggest tf2 updates ever

>>146309170
so there's at least 2 weeks realistically till ~~~the~~~ update
if they felt like they needed to do this it might be worth gne wait
some guru on tftv will probably tell everyone what it actually is

official map pool for comp: foundry, gully, granary, snakewater (final), via, a/d gorge, process

http://pastebin
.com/3DVbbKFC

it begins

this is a pre-update, only 33MB, everything is in place

HYPEBOYZ

>>146310079
>gne
how did i fuck it up this hard

HOLY FUUUCK RESTART YOUR GAME

COMP BETA BUTTON IS GONE

>>146310293
Probably because the item servers are down

i wonder what new maps they are gonna add with the update.

new weapons?

please? please!?

Are they gonna go all in and put mayann in with the update?

>>146310785
i hope so anon, i hope so

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>>146309170
>Internal system changes in preparation for a future update
so an update 2 years from now?

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>>146309170

>>146311089
>final comic released with this big update

i can feel it

>quakes upcoming 2v2 lan at quakecon will have a prize pool of $25k
>
valve sponsored lans when?

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>>146311401
>the final comic
no the ride can't be over yet
I need more silly mercs

>>146311442
csgo and dota 2

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anyone have a good pasta i can put on my steam proflie

>>146310667
>new weapons?
>please? please!?
haha i saw that video too :)

>>146311948
the 'I did not spend 3 thousand dollars' golden pan pasta
bonus points if you have a golden pan

i haven't played in awhile and didn't keep up with any tf2gs

>>>/trash/3647740

>>146311583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

all roads must end anon.


>>146312006
and yet you didnt give us new weapons. faggot

i love being a neet
u mad viva

i love being a viva
u mad neet

>>146312468
Disappointment is more like it. Can't imagine how mad and disappointed his parents are, though. Jeez

>>146312581
Ditto

im sure his parents are happy that hes happy and you shouldnt project

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>>146309170
>Update is a preparation for another update

Where is the real update NIIIOGEEEEEEEEERRSS
NIIIIIIGEEEEEEEEEER AAAAAAAAAA

>>146308546
that sniper rifle is all kinds of fucked up

>>146313030
tomorrow

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WHAT IS THIS

selling thing on market

>>146313542
source 2

>>146311442
next insomia
20k confirmed

>>146308343
that's a nice cosmetic

>>146311442
>2v2
dont tell me that duel is considered old fashioned to quake players now

>>146314136
i have a purple one

>>146314365
me to
wanna fucks

>>146314365
ok

>>146314597
sure
id?

>>146314329
It's really the only form of comp that is active in quake now

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what would go well with DERR wintermantel?

>>146314653
post yours first

>>>/trash/3649498

new /trash/ thread

>>146314983
but im shy
'////'

>>146315479
its ok sempai

>>146315582
you post yours
i asked first

>>146315664
id/MrMuselk

>>146315725
sent ;)

>>146315664
id/________
add me NOW

>>146315863
added ;)

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new stuff in case you missed it
the 30 MB pre-update removed MM beta, added stuff to MM pipeline, and a few text to introduce and explain MM to newbies
and basically confirmed that the next update will be the official release of MM, with actual ranked matches with people of similar rank

>>146314892
neckwear headwear + ruffled ruprecht looks p good imo

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>tfw want to buy this
>tfw haunted is 11 ref and normal is 12
>tfw halloween hats are worth more than normal ones

so cp killed himself and pretended he was leaving on a trip?

On dustbowl the 2nd, you can go through the rock, you guys noticed this? or is just a bug i'm experiencing?

>>146316287
he joined military

>>146316316
>they still havent fixed the bush by 3rd map blue exit that can hide stickies and make them invis

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>>146309170
>>Internal system changes in preparation for a future update

OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>146316091
sot he official release of mm will be no different than the beta besides it not being beta anymore

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>>146316287
i guess
no more co-pilot meme forcing so i guess im okay with it

Ive been sitting on my ass all day because sick
ask me questions about competitive tf2

>>146308343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QwPGhhy3fk

>>146311442
>25k for 2v2
>bigggest TF2 tournament prize was 15k for the 4 top teams in i55
>1200$ for each player in a team that is world champion and had to fly all the way from NA
>the community still has to fund kickstarters most of the time to send teams to insomnia

>>146316681
PLEASE
IM BORED AS FUCK
AHSUWBEHWIWBWVW

>>146316681

are tacos viable 6s gamerfuel?

>>146316681
shortstop or scattergun

>>146316862
can i play competitive while i'm naked

>>146316824
its because comp tf2 is a joke

>>146316681
do i have to be gay to be the medic

>>146316681
What do you think is the better movement training tool, surf maps or jump maps?

>>146316681
Is the vacc relevant in HL?

>>146316603
the pre-update confirmed that MM will actually be ranked
there might be other changes to MM or to TF2 as a whole
if valve puts AT LEAST 2 class limit on everything for MM i will suck their dick

updat when

>>146316869
i prefer ramen because its easier to eat and make

>>146317070
in its current state no

>>146316940
scattergun

>>146317005
you bet
if you plan on doing it post id anytime

>>146317037
depends on what game mode

>>146317061
jump maps

>>146317168
an hour ago

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>>146316681
is it possible to play overwatch while liking tf2

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>>146316869
no
>>146316940
scattergun all day erry day
>>146317005
yes, remember to stream
>>146317037
no, but it helps
>>146317070
>Vaccinator

>>146317227
i was kidding i'm too scared of playing competitive
i'll just stick to pubbing naked

>>146317256
absolutely not
>>146317227
next updat when

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>>146317061
for medic surf
for soldier jump
>>146317168
t-t-tomorrow valve will surely deliver... heh heh..

>>146317227
>>146317297
whoa
who's the real one

>>146317256
very possible yes

>>146317332
i am still interested in your id

>>146317376
2 weeks

>>146317482
me

>>146317482
>>146317504
no it's me
>>146317376
Smissmas
>>146317256
yes (Lúcio a best)
>>146317332
okay, remember to stream nonetheless

>>146317504
what would giving you my id do
>>146317637
i don't have a cam

who's the real you

>>146317637
no its me i did not use punctuation in any of my posts you imposter

>>146317084
is the ranking system fucked where winning gets you nowhere and losing drops you a lot

>tfw BRAWLING with your boys who are wearing the concheror and the blagg bogs

heh

good mji.

>>146317809
I am
>>146317826
Stop impersonating me, punctuation is vital to proper comprehension.

>>146317908
who are the MJI anyways

it pisses me off when normalfags say that weapon variety is having 30 different realistic hitreg weapons, or 5 different versions of the same rifle or submachinegun

>>146318031
I'm gonna let the thread answer that one for you bud

>>146318031
i don't know

Update tonight btw.

>>146316869
Only the closed ones
>>146316940
Scattergun always
>>146317037
are you?
>>146317061
Jumping for offense surfing for support
>>146317070
no and it never will be
>>146317168
Soon(tm)
>>146317256
No
>>146317005
yes
>>146317376
Soon(tm)

>>146317227
>>146317297
>>146317504
>>146317637
>>146317826
>>146317969
Who the fuck are these two?
>>146317482
>>146317809
I am. >>146318382
made a sandwich and came back

both of you mge me right now
192.168.1.1
impersonation is WRONG

>>146318718
I can't out in the wilderness and phoneposting

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>join a valve server expecting some comfy koth game
>join a team
>other team has engineers

>>146318718
come to my server
127.0.0.1

>>146319024
spectate before you join next time

>>146318819
are you getting fucked in woods by wild bears

>>146318982
no i am not you

>>146319050
connecting
better be there faggot
be prepared to get 20-0d

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>>146319024
>implying stickybombs are not the most comfy weapon in the game

>>146318718
am of the ruski I dont want to mge at 680ms

>>146319024
>koth
>comfy

payload is the de facto comfy gamemode for pubs

t. mumblejerk incorporated

>>146317070
Is there an update now? Or am I gonna have to spam more gory memes?

>>146319231
its is eu server vlad

>>146319420
i dunno never tried it

>>146319809
that sounds even hotter

>>146319761
дepьмo

>>146320112
did you use google translate for that

>>146320283
you forgot to take off your joke name again valve

>>146319191
pipes are actually the supreme comfy weapon

when you make pipes connect, you are granted a wish

>>146320283
нeт

>>146320374
fcuk

>>146319809
ok buddy thats not what i had in mind i was thinking more like a one night stand but whatever sails you are boat

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soon...

making sticky traps is fun

>>146320560
I didn't ask for this
But I'm not complaining about it either

>>146320743
too bad you get 5gorge and vanguard

>>146320743
una vela......

>>146320776
did you write all that stuff yourself
that was pretty nice
do you erp or something

>>146320743
>imlyginj it would be that polished
loooool

>>146320776
so your fantasy is being preggers with a baby bear
thats freaky
i like freaks

>>146319809
>>146319958

Yeah this pretty much sums up TF2 players nowadays

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Robots coming soon?

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>even if the enemy team does 40% more damage in a teamfight (A LOT) they will have the same health
>lets you get to mid faster than scout
>balanced
when will valve repair this cancer

>>146322006
nobody said it was balanced

>>146322145
valve

>>146322231
can you show me where valve has explicitly said that the quick-fix is balanced

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>>146322463

>>146322641
oh yeah, the blog post where they say they will upgrade heal rate to 50%

>>146322641
oh
sorry for questioning you, anon

>>146322006
you can still die in ubers and the lack of large overheal makes you more vulnerable to large amounts of sudden damage
good support medigun but still not as good as uber

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update confrimed!

>>146321002
I would like to thank Keksandra for inspiring my work blatant copypasta all credit goes to me not-me anonymous

Update is tomorrow, dingus. Thursday is the day TF2 usually updates. Unless it's Monday.

>>146322006
>not resistant to crit damage
>not resistant to headshots or backstabs


ok man

>>146322006
Vacc counters Kritz
Kritz counters QF
QF counters Vacc

>>146323007
It's shit in pubs, but OP in matchmaking, and banned in comp.

>>146323430
what does stock do

>>146321079
*visits you in you are sleep*

>>146323430
and the stock medigun is still the best

>>146323430
Stock counter kritz, Vaccinator is just shit. QF is countered by burst damage in general.

>>146323483
I generally use it in pubs when I can't trust a single person on my team for uber but want to keep everyone healed.
What isn't banned in comp these days

>>146323543
Counters everything

>>146323841
I use it when the only competent person on my team is a scout.

>>146323641
>vacc is shit
Tell me that after you've survived a bombing roamer. There's a reason it was banned in 6s

>>146323641
>get kritz before the enemy gets uber
>kill the med and everyone else before they even get uber
>medigun that resists critical hits isn't the counter to the medigun that gives you crits
how DUMB are you

>>146324418
Probably has 15 hrs as medic and 400 as scout or solly

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>Get kicked from Pure Valve Server
>Reason: Server shutting down

ITS HAPPENING!!!

>23rd

I CALLED IT BOYS

DeGroot Keep is arguably the best airshot practice map against flying demoknights

Steam is taking longer than usual to open. It's happening.

lmao steam is just having issues

This is it. The updatw we've finally been waiting for. The safe n sound's are finally going all class

>>146323007
you can just fly away from the enemy uber when they pop if you have a demo or soldier nearby

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>>146325557
YES!

>sitting on the tf2 update oage spamming the refresh button

>>146325557
no the server was switching to the new version

>>146326871
i'm doing this too
deep down i know nothing is coming

who wants to frag some noobs after we update

>>146327046
me
i do
fragging is my profession

>>146326319
>pubs
>communication
the situation can happen yeah but the likelihood of it actually happen is very slim

>>146327139
Heh. fragging. More like fagging.

>>146327195
honestly in EU i NEVER see pub medics popping uber
and if they do its usually when the anouncer goes "mission starts in 3, 2, 1" before the gates even open

anyone here wanna dick around in an iron game with a few tf2gs? apparently i need a demo sub. add me if interested, id/Cindle

>>146327527
EU?

>>146327527
>The specified profile could not be found

Hey guys
Did u know that
tough break passes are 50% off

>>146327981
Woah no way, i gotta get my hands on a while bunch of these

godd muselek is SOO GOOD at this game hnnngg i want him to frag my boy pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlmmHU63YEg

>>146329085
>implying muselk is good at fragging
good joke

>>146327651
NA
>>146327832
fuck i'm retarded. It's id/tholepin

>tf2 thread on /v/
>all the 15 year old IW shitposters sperging out

>>146329645
when will people stop tying those two games together

>>146329786
when one of them dies

>>146327527
found subs.

What's IW?

>>146330279
Invisible War

overwatch

>>146330279
Infinite Warfare

*is fragged*

UPDATE
when

Tomorrow.

>>146331297
but i want it to happen now :(
okay, ill go to bed i guess

Goodnight.

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>>146331205

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>Join Server
>Play soldier for 2 minutes
>Voted off for cheating
Ok.

>>146331709
>mfw there's at least 2 posters here that would vote yes and later cry here about soldier being OP

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>>146331573
at least post the full blog

>>146332050
Best part is I'm not even that good as the solly. I just know how to rocket jump and launch people and that's it.

So. What hats will be updated on this new "neato" update?

>>146332302
well since pyro is being removed, they're removing all the pyro hats as well

>>146332302
they updated the localization files

it's the biggest update of 2016

>>146332302
More hats
More crates
More campaigns that cost $6
Updated localization files

>>146332375
How big?
1 gig. 2? A fully reworked and optimized download of team fortress 2???

>>146332461
~2 teras
it's a big update

>>146332461
if its just MM and a few hats i expect it to be around 100-300 MB

will there be a voice chat while you are in a lobby, like in csgo ? even MvM players would like that

>>146333138
It's called the push to talk button

Or y'know. They can just use Mumble

>>146333138
>will there be a voice chat while you are in a lobby
I don't get it. You can voice chat fine while sitting in the server waiting for loaders and the game to start.

i hope they improve on the voice codec at some point
its really frustrating trying to listen to a bunch of garbled sound and make sense of it

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>>146333210
i meant in the lobby, ofc you can already voice chat when you are connected to the server, but not while you are in lobby waiting
and yeah ofc you can use 3rd party programs but wouldnt it be easy for valve to just port this from csgo?
pic related, if you click the mic icon on the right of the chat you enable or disable your mic in csgo lobbies

Why is combat medic fun

>>146333687
Killing people as the weakest class is pretty funny

>>146333895
>Weakest class
That's not pyro or spy.

Did you know in the first Team Fortress release as Quake mod the medic class was literally called "combat medic"
>>146333687
chaining ubers is fun
perfect battle medic scenario
>uber medic
>he gets 4 saws
>he ubers me
>i get 4 saws
>i uber him

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>just want to trade for a strange sandman
>no one wants to trade with me because trade holding

>>146334239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_medic

>>146334741
Buy it off the SCM.

>>146334239
*airblasts you*

>>146334021
>falling for the "spy is a weak class" meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeMf7ijJt2Y

>>146335083
>Open link
>Gold Rush
>Pink cosmetics
Yeah, nah. Spy is hands down the weakest class in the game, and your cherry picked frag montage from one of the worst maps in the game doesn't change that.

>>146335083
the fact that he's able to do this with the yer just shows how brainless the people he's playing against are. look at how many people don't even notice when he decloaks right behind them.

Why is competitive matchmaking so fucking dead?

>>146334741
why don't you have it

>>146335083
>open video
>its that guy that thought a "prolander" 6v6 format with classlimit 1 would be good
>close video

>>146335562
Last update fucked it up somehow

>>146335562
i think people realised they could just play pubs instead of 6v6 pubs
hope they introduce class limits
>>146335846
they are probably preparing mm servers for the new mm pipeline

>>146335846
How?

>>146335905
they removed the mm button and services intentionally >>146309170 >>146335887

rare old Robin Walker interview
https://www.quaddicted.com/webarchive/www.planetfortress.com/interviewsPF/robin053100.shtml

honestly every interview with valve members is rare

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dispenser coming up

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>>146337104

>>146337337
she better be over 18

>>146337104
I wish i could have played quake TF :/

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im the freakin' scout here!

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>>146337757
does it allow him to double jump on ramps?
if not throw it into the trash

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>>146308343
raet

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_jumping#In_the_Team_Fortress_2_series
>mfw when 80% of the RJ article is just TF2
i feel proud to play this game
its a shame they didnt talk about sticky jumping tho

>>146338003
I tried playing QTF but i just couldn't get into it, also 90% of servers are dead.

>>146338336
thats pretty cool
game name?

>>146338459
Innawoods.net

>>146338402
thats TFC
i tried FF some time ago but i couldnt get into it either
the grenade spam is the worst part in the older TF games imo

>>146338641
oh shit sorry meant TFC.

My main problem is that most of the time there isn't enough feedback to figure out whether you're hitting something or not. I'm not sure if it's just the goldsource engine being shit but i can play quake 1 and 3 fine without any issues on whether my attacks are doing more than 2 damage per hit

>>146338003
>Max speed: Very fast
whoa

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>>146335083
>dead ringers, nobody decides to check it
>nobody tries to check where the ambassador fire came from
>Pyro just walks in a straight line
>people falling for trickstabs
>people believing that they actually killed the DR Spy
>40-0 against literal retards and laggy players

Decent bait anyways. It's almost up there with that copypasta about Pyro being useful by reflecting all that shit.

>>146335562
Because everyone blew their load on it within the 2 weeks it was booming. Then people realized that it wasn't worth it because people just stacked teams, solo queueing is hell, and your average matchmaking player doesn't actually know how 6s play out.
Oh yeah, and abandons.

>>146338363
jesus christ make a webm

>>146338931
its better than decent since it got you to watch the entire thing and point things out

>>146338931
>>146339049
it's not bait tho
i'd like to see you get 40-0 as any class, even if it's against retards in a pub

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>>146338582
cool website

>>146338363
cool powerpoint dude

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what if valve pub
what if we played game
what if this were the IP
208.78.165.231:27018

>>146339282
Play payload on red team and you'll do it every game

FROYO VS FROYO BLACK STARTING NOW

>>146340459
Are you that kefka guy I swear I see him every time I play tf2

>>146340910
no
who are you

>>146341019
Are you DEATH to all animefags then I've seen that guy a lot too

>>146341264
no man not at all
yes im metal

I predict maybe or 1 or 2 more hours till the new update

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>Pyro, Soldier, Scout, and Heavy still don't have primaries that drastically change their playstyles

>>146341638
i'm pretty sure scout and soldier have two different primary types, soldier having maybe 3

>>146341638
air strike changes playstyle pretty drastically, i dont think ive ever seen anyone use it without the parachute and parasoldier is like, fairly different

i know you dont mean it like that but i like being pedantic

>>146341564
Really? I've been making massive gains in the gym and you're still a neckbeard waiting for a video game update!!!

>>146341638
> backburner, beggars, backscatter, Tonislab

>>146341852
i use it with gunboats it's so shitty unless you can rain random crits on the enemy other than that you dont do shit for damage. it's pretty good for taking out sentries though

>>146340841
I thought it started at 11:30.

>>146342109
With the Air Strike you get so much from staying alive, might be better to stay on the ground more and charge up both your air-strike capacity and a buff banner, blow the horn, slay half the enemy team.

>>146342086
>backburn has airblast
it was allright without it... still very viable and the people using it didnt mind
they just overcomplicate stats

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Night night, kids

>That Froyo BLACK roll
Saw it coming.

>>146342467
fuck you too

>search for "Eric Smith Valve" on google
>theres an actual Valve manufacturing company called ERIKS

>Not knowing who Eric Smith is

>>146343080
Who?

>>146343080
he sounds like an insufferable nerd
https://youtu.be/YR0WN55p_zI?t=1m18s

>>146343204
haha holy shit

>>146338363
This article is slightly innaccurate and missing plenty of info
Thanks for giving me something slightly productive to do

This roll is fucking embarrassing to watch. Most hyped match of the season, how sad.

>>146343473
fuck i missed it
link?

>>146343617
http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/teamfortresstv
Froyo BLACK 0-4 atm.

...Big team meeting today. I came prepared. I've been programming a playable demo version of TF2 with an entirely new tenth class. I had to teach myself programming, modeling, level design, character design and about twenty other skills, but I think the results speak for themselves. Everybody took a crack at playing it.

"This is pretty balanced gameplay," admitted Robin.

"I like how we haven't found any hats yet," said Brandon Reinhart. "It sets up the suspense better. I'm all, 'When am I going to find a hat already?'" Everyone laughed.

"I hope it's soon, I can't wait much longer," said Corey Peters. "Look how stupid this tenth class's bare head looks!" More big laughs.

"Actually, there aren't any hats in this demo," I said, chuckling. Deathly silence. Then everybody got up at once and stopped playing. Eric Smith got really mad and threw his keyboard through a wall, then stormed out and went home. Robin asked to speak to me privately.

>>146343662
ty my dude

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>tfw incapable of using DH or aiming pills with viewmodels on but can do fine with them off
Anyone else suffer from this affliction?

>>146343204
actually i just realised thats Erik Volpaw
its extremelly hard to find a picture of actual eric smith apparently

Serious question, do people still play this? I want to try it again. I stopped around jarate.

God damn, that match hurt to watch.

>>146344193
Third most played game on Steam, which is pretty impressive for a 10 year old game.

>>146344193
there is still plenty of people playing
now theres a thing called "quickplay" that connects you directly to valve servers and killed most community servers

>>146344193
Yes.
Look a few posts up.
You missed a great comp game.

why doesnt froyo black cut slemnish
they are playing invite they could at least try to give a fuck

match over
i cri
now what

>>146344313
>Great
>5-0 roll
Probably the saddest match of the season.

>>146344434
Probably couldn't find anyone else. They nabbed him at the very last minute.

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>>146344284
>TF2 is 10 years old
fuck me

>>146344665
you know how they say dictators were great but terrible? i think this is what he means

>>146344698
Not quite yet.
Orange box released in 2007 so it will be 10 years old next year, but the game has been in development since 1998

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post your favorite thingy you won in a raffle

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>>146344193
By the look of things, I figure people will still be playing this game even long after the devs decide to just call it quits and pack it up.
There's still people to this day who play Quake, TFC, and Half Life in some servers together.

>>146343662
5-0 what the FUCK
kinda painful to watch, in a sense

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>>146345352
Hey, I won an item from Engio too!

i never won a raffle
raffles R stoopid

>>146345841
T. Salty leech

>>146345921
whats a leech
isnt that for torrents
i only participated in like 4 raffles i saw here

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what the fuck fall damage has damage spread
literally why

>>146346125
i think quake games did too

is it possible to see the map filename when browsing workshop maps?

UPDATE WHEEEEEEEEEEEN?

>>146346492
what do you need the map filename for?

can anyone recommend fun but long singleplayer games
im fucking bored out of my mind of waiting for a tf2 update

>>146346780
Age of Empires 2 or 3

>>146346715
i want to know the map filename
do i have to subscribe to the map in workshop? where are workshop maps saved?

>>146346780
pokemon silver version

>>146346780
Wasteland 2 is okay if you have 5 million years to waste savescumming

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>Playing BLU
>Pushing cart with all of might of team
>Die
>About to Win
>Team balance changes me to RED
>Loss

Its a awful feeling

>>146346780
fallout 3/NV
fallout 4 is casul shit
rome total war or other total war game of your preffered era

>>146346895
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698999117
You'd have to subscribe to it for it to show up in the workshop folder. Knowing the mapname wouldn't help you load it, is why I ask.

>>146344393
>kaptain
>hycolours
>pamphlet being low IM
holy fuck this is old

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>>146346780
Not long, but AM2R if you're into Metroid.
It's about to release soon, and it's pretty cool in the 1.41 demo.
>>146347038
>nobody pushes cart
>decide to go heavy for the extra hp just to push it a bit
>finally get up to it
>2 sentries, soldier with a kritz med, two demos, multiple snipers staring at me
>die instantly
>camera goes to people having a teaparty in our spawn
>mfw

dotsy isn't cute

dotsy is very cute

>>146347135
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698999117
thanks friend

>>146348017
>Entire team does silly taunts at spawn
>Only me and a spy are actually doing things

I hate party teams. They are the worst

wow dead ringer just requires so much skill it blows my mind. 75% damage reduction is justified considering how hard it is to right click. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a lucky ambassador kill and right clicking for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect spy mains enough they truly have the most skill

wow gunboats just require so much skill it blows my mind. 60% self-damage reduction is justified considering how hard it is to click your feet. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a splash kill and left clicking for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect soldier mains enough they truly have the most skill

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>>146349613

wow double jumps just require so much skill it blows my mind. 100% damage reduction is justified considering how hard it is to press spacebar. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a lucky meatshot 8) and pressing spacebar for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect scout mains enough they truly have the most skill

>>146342059
Sorry anon i've had the flu for the last 3 days. There isn't much i can do besides sleep, eat and shitpost. I'll get back to lifting once i can walk upright for more than 10 minutes without wanting to die

>>146309170
lmao now they dont even have to put in effort for updates they just say that they're going to and the community eats it up like flies to shit

fucking pathetic holy FUCK

Spy and Sniper should be removed from the game. People who main them are worse than democrats.

wow ubercharge just requires so much skill it blows my mind. 100% damage reduction is justified considering how hard it is to right click. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow letting your pocket pick a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a lucky kill and right clicking for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect medic mains enough they truly have the most skill

>>146349742
this shitpost reminds me, what would scout be like if he had 150% jump height instead of a double jump?

wow reserve shooter just requires so much skill it blows my mind. mini crits to targets in air is justified considering how hard it is to right click switch weapons and left click. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a lucky airblast kill and right clicking for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect pyro mains enough they truly have the most skill

wow shotgun just require so much skill it blows my mind. 80 damage at close range is justified considering how hard it is to left click your enemy. I've been practicing for 7 months and i still can't hit those shots. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a good meatshot and left clicking to kill an enemy when he wants to use a real skill weapon such as meele. we don't respect shotgun soldiers enough they truly have the most skill

wow resupply lockers just require so much skill it blows my mind. 100% health gain is justified considering how hard it is to walk 5 feet to the spawn. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class from across the map and hoping for a lucky headshot and running away for a get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect sniper mains enough they truly have the most skill

nice posts r/tf2g

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>>146349834
what about democats

>>146349870
much shittier, the double jump allows for a change in momentum, not just additional height. The Winger's 25% bonus doesn't even get me near the battlements in 2fort without also picking the soda popper.

>>146349834
sniper mains are pretty cool dudes
i played with one in a 6s mix and he was super effective

wow sandvich just requires so much skill it blows my mind. full health is justified considering how hard it is to left click. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a lucky random crit kill and right clicking for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect heavy mains enough they truly have the most skill

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>>146349916
That's cute, anon.

>>146349834
the original 5 classes in the first TF release were the 6s classes + sniper
i think its a vital part of TF2, plus why remove it from a game series that literally invented headshots (1996)

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>>146350231
i mew you would like it