Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Reddit teams won

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Reddit lost

memes killed my dog

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Faster than you, you fuckin' son of a--

I saw you gankin', you fuckin' shit-heel.

I'm farmin' here. You make the move.

You make the move.

It's your move.

Don't try it, you fuck.

You doubtin' me?

You doubtin' me?

You doubtin' me?

Then who the hell else are you doubting-- You doubting me?

Well, I'm the only one here.

Who the fuck do you think you're doubting?

Oh, yeah?

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I miss grant already

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a goddamn legend

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Its time for PPDosting!

Who's excited for the regional qualifiers soon senpaitachi?

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>tfw no Sheever gf
>tfw Owen "ODpixel" Davies is balls deep in sopping wet Sheever beaver RIGHT NOW

why live?

When does the game start?

>cucks lost to this
>no Mason v EG grudge match
>barely any all chat all finals
2/10 C9 disbanded for a reason

guys

what if

you play the game

>>146356815
I would probably be mad again.

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>>146356675

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SAY MY NAME

SumailVerified account
@SumaaaaiL
Time to play some semi decent Dota lolz
YAWAR ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>146356889
Mr. Wont make it out of Regionals

>>146356613
>>146356631
I'm getting mixed signals here.

>>146356896
Its going to be hilarious when CoL doesn't make it to TI and Swindle throws a fit

They might be good enough to win wild card though since we have 2 wild card slots. I still feel like 2 EU teams will take it. Vega, Empire, Secret, Alliance and below them is VP and No Diggity/No Escape.

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>Secret and EG blow through the open qualifiers like they were nothing
Really goes to show just how much of a different level all the pros play on compared to everybody else.

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>>146357046
>Secret
Yea senpai they had 2 close calls

>>146356889
artard babushka

>>146357046
yea valve really taught EG/Secret a lesson by not just inviting them to the qualifiers

honestly it's fucked up if you think about it

>Eg/Secret shuffle destroys half of the NA scene
>Rest of the scene disbands shortly after
>Valve invites DC/FDL/Col (who actually deserve to be invited)
>Then they fuck up and invite NotToday, Vulkan and drinking boys
>NotToday already fucked with roster locks so valve fucked up in inviting them
>Vulkan and drinking boys are literal whos and wouldn't even make it out of the open qualifiers
>Valve even proceeds to give a big fuck you to NA by having two fewer invites

So basically valve just said fuck you to everyone in NA and gave us ONE qualifier spot since EG was playing in it.

So the Qualifier is gonna be DC/FDL/COL/EG + OQ and the two filler teams who probably won't win anything

really taught EG a lesson valve, great I'm sure they won't do this roster shuffle shit anymore, basically a free fucking invite

>>146357439
There is 2 NA regional slots though, and this year there is 2 wild card spots.

>>146357046
Real shotcallers and drafts make a world of difference. I'm sure a 7k+ stack with a smart captain could go through OQs too.

>>146357538
Yes but theres fewer NA teams in the actual event now

>>146357538
and one of those spots goes to EG who would've been invited were it not for the rule

>>146357046
Pubstacks that actually could sort-of compete against teams of pro players didn't even bother because they know it's not enough.

Only pubstacks on the beginning of the Dunning Kruger curve, people that think they're hot shit and are actually REALLY fucking far from it, showed up to the first phase of the OQ.

>>146357439
NA regionals feel so pointless

they might as well just have EG, DC, and col play round robin to determine who gets the direct invites and who gets the wild card

>>146357046
Lul nigga they could have lost if the teams they faced didn't choke

>>146357694
well that's not true.

>>146357609
The system is getting reworked or maybe outright removed. It clearly shows that they will reform regardless of the rule because they want a better chance of winning.
>>146357580
True, but the only 3 worth a shit are EG, CoL and DC and DC or CoL can definitely put up a fight in the Wild Card battle versus Chinese and Europe teams.

So all 3 teams that matter could still get in. Its the same logic of not inviting Fnatic, because they want to weed out SEA teams that aren't worth a damn

>>146357759
And other teams who may have been afraid of roster locks just watched 2 teams who placed last in the major blow through the open quals like they were nothing. Roster locks are fucked now.

>>146357759
maybe you didn't understand my post

Number of actual teams in the qualifiers from other regions 10 (as in the best teams in the region)

Number of actual teams from NA 5 (Vulkan and drinking boys will go 0-20 in round robin)

>True, but the only 3 worth a shit are EG, CoL and DC
Just because EG (a tier1/2 team) rolled through the qualifiers doesn't make every team in there tier4. There's a bunch of teams that are solid tier 3/2 and might give Col/DC issues

>>146356889
2hard4retard

>>146357694
retard post

>SingSing will not be at another TI

how are you guys coping?

>part of the grant vs eg ninja vod is muted

fuck that shit was hella funny

>>146358771

By realizing he's shit.

>>146358771
He's legitimately terrible at the game. Just watch Kaipi's games.
SingSing consistently plays like a 4k shitter.

>>146358771
By telling myself he has been in 2 (two) TIs before

>>146357701
Tier 2 NA deserves one birth into that too. Maybe have them do their own little round robin first to qualify into Tier 1's.

Guys, I love EE to death but I hate RTZ. What should I do? :'(

>>146359131
hang yourself

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>pick sven
>win

It's that easy!
-FREE reliable target AoE stun
-FREE battlefury
-FREE plate-mail
-FREE Yasha
-FREE double damage rune

does anyone have the image with phantom lancer and bounty hunter in a diaper

>>146359334
>pick sven
>needs 20 mins worth of farm

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meh, none of the EU teams can touch or even beat Secret in a bo3
secret will get 1st, some CIShitters 2nd and another CIShitter Wildcard invite
fucking boring, i want secret to fail

>>146359334
Only OP thing about him is his insane amount of armor from E. Otherwise he can be kited easily and is just a slightly better ursa

>>146356889
Best safelane in the world

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>>146359334
>pick sven
>lose

Works 9/10 times.

>>146357906
Or valve could not be pussies and just outright say you can't compete.

>>146359809
who's that next to universe?

What happened to Black? I thought he was good? He got destroyed by fucking Yawar in lane. Fucking YAWAR. Is Black being good just a meme? Fuck, why do the good guys always lose..

>CDEC won so hard Decide didn't get a kill

How often has that happened?

>>146359894
It's a hamburger.

>>146359894
Aui_2000

>>146358771
By watching his streams where he belongs.

hello?

>>146361115
goodbye

Is VG OUT?

literally how is this thread so fucking dead

>Pick venge
>Lose

UH dotards??

>>146361471
It's 420 (lol)

>>146361471
it's literally 4am

>>146361712
It´s 10:30 am in Europe. Just get the fuck out of my thread ameriturd

>>146361571
>>146361712
yeah why aren't euros shitposting then

>>146361819
>>146361834
People are asleep if not just waking up around now.
EU quals ended pretty late.

I think if I die I will get to be with my wife.

Also I honestly believe secret won't win all their bo3 games

>>146359894
LingPing_2000

>>146362465
i dont know about that buddy.
dont take taht risk and keep on living okay?

>>146361469
VG won 1st phase opens

>>146361469
who even gives a shit about vg in 2016

>Valve makes a fortune off Blizzard IP (dota)

>Blizzard makes an even bigger fortune off Valve IP (TF2)

Dotacuckbabs btfo

Requesting little girl pugna pics please.

If EG, VG and Secret make it to TI6, does that mean Valve cuck themselves with the Roster Lock rule?
The rule is here to ensure roster stability but if EG could steamroll NA Open Qualifier for the Regional Qualifier then why give a fuck?

>>146362817
citation needed

>>146359894
spurdo sparde

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Just woke up. Did EG lose?

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Whats going on? I thought EG won and was through the open qualifiers.

Why is leddit saying EG faces against ritsu stack tomorrow?

>>146363821
Damn Im getting close to having hair like the guy on the right. I mean I already have hairstyle like him but my hair are a bit shorter. What is /d2g/´s opinion on ´´blown back´´ hairstyle?

>>146363821
are sumail and yawar actually related?

Is there any hero more do nothing than Rubick?

>>146362695
VG is literally in the board name

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>>146363896
it used to effay but it's over saturated now, however most people haves shit hair/have it cut terribly and it doesnt fade well, which makes it look like shit, so it's still doable if done right

>>146364201
Bloodseeker
Sniper

hello?

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https://twitter.com/MerliniDota/status/745792073521995776


>An ex lolshit player makes it to top 30 ladder in Dota2 and becomes a pro

really proves which game is harder right? xD

>>146365656

>this shitpost requires being an expert redditor, lolbab, ex-dotard, and anime poster talking about esport NEETs

All the ingredients of a starcrump poster.

>>146365656
All pro lol players play dota.

>>146365656
What happened to Purge?

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>>146365656
>ex-lol pro is better at dota after playing for 2 years compared to a dota 1 legend who's played for 10+ years

>>146365875
better yet what happened to zephyr

I'm going to ignore the obvious baiting going on and going to point out how we'll soon be finally getting to the most exciting qualifiers of the day now that EG and Secret are done...

The SEA shitter qualifiers, will Jimmy do it? Can he finally make it to another TI after all these years?

I damn hope so but expectations are low after last time.

>>146365656
MY BOY LINK ??????????
WTF

>>146366206
He blew it in the first one quite early.Does not look good for him.

If I have 4 really good playres and a 1really bad gamergrill leaguebab, what should we tell her to play?

carry or support?

We told her to play a support but it didn't go well sine she wards the most retarded places and she gets picked off

>>146366365
To be honest I just think his teammates are kinda supbar. His puck went full retard the game he lost.

>goes to push out a lane he SAW his enemies in a few seconds ago
>they walk a few steps back and chain CC him
>dies
>does this MULTIPLE TIMES

I think Jimmy also suffers from hero pool issues, his teammates don't draft the clearly stronger heroes like phoenix and instead give him shit like VS and disruptor.

Why do people care about:

1) Singsing
2) Demon

???

>>146366506
Loveable (ex-)pros.
I'm glad no one misses people like mason.

>>146366473
Yea, their Puck lost them that game for sure.
Demon was decent.

>>146366437
Support but walk her through the game and make her watch replays with you if she actually wants to improve.

Also give her easy support heroes.

Giving her carry will magnify issues as do you really want your carry dying 40 minutes in because she farmed out of position like a retard?
>>146366506
>singsing
le funyn stream xD

>demon
Old dota pro, fans have been following him since fucking dota1 and he's an old EG player and he's kind of a funny person in general.

>>146366437

Witch Doctor, Warlock, Venomancer, possibly Dazzle

Lane supports with REALLY straightforward abilities that are mostly farm independent.

>>146366560
>singsing
>lovable

singsing is cancer

>>146366506

>singsing
Memes

>Demon
Demon was a dudebro before the term existed. There is something charming about how transparently dudebro he is.

>>146366892
what on earth is a dudebro

Can alliance win this ti6?

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>e-eg and s-secret will lose in the open quals

reddit is on suicide watch

>>146367131
>Open quals
>when there's a direct invite

>>146367131
u know that both team is reddit favorite right?

>>146367213
That's OG and liquid though

>no brexit hero
....

>>146367262
ogre-magi

>>146366437
when i first left LoL to play HoN, i was told to play lich, crystal maiden, lion
YMMV

>the union of yuropeon cuckolds is poised to fall apart

roflmao

>>146363674
i missed u arma-chaan :3

>>146367359
Based. EU is cancer and Europa will rise again

>>146367359
Well that's a great thing isn't it?

Any change planned in the cucknited states?

>>146367213
That's not OG/Liquid...

>>146367441
Redditor here. Can confirm my favourite team is OG

Redditor here. Go EG!

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DOTARDS

WHY DO THEY INSIST ON PLAYING HER AS A SUPPORT??

anyone got screencap that redditor write essay about secret?

>>146367632
>smurf
kill yourself

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>>146367883
>smurf
you wish
there are plenty of 5k+ mmr peruvians to match with at night

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>Ench is an anagram for Chen

hmm really make you think

>>146366974
slang for the fratboy stereotype who says "dude" and "bro" a lot

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>pick tony
>win

Reddit here. I always root for EU teams.

USA/NA is a problematic racist, sexist region.

What is wrong with jugg, I literally build random item on him every match and still winning.

>>146368482
It's probably just your bracket.

>>146358771
If you think SingSing deserves to play against teams like OG and Liquid you are sorely mistaken. He is a good entertainer and should stick to streaming where he belongs. Hopefully losing to literally whos will make him realize that playing like a bad 6k player is not enough for ti.

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If juggernaut mid is a thing because he has sustain in his ward and a free "get out of ganks" card in the form of his spin, why is Lifestealer mid not a thing?
He too has a get out of gank in the form of his rage, has sustain in feast. And finally, he can "help" ganks with open wounds.

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>>146368797

>>146369154
thing with jugg mid is he has the waveclear to contest runes and once you go level 6 you suddenly become a big threat

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reminder that playing videogames makes you gay and engage into interracial sex

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>>146369154
drow looks like she wants to kill herself

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had a dream i was the greatest terrorblade player in /d2g/

woke up, still the greatest terrorblade player in /d2g/

>>146358876
>>146358884
>>146358946
>>146359010
>>146360538
>>146368797
>>146368861
why are people so vocal against him

this is EE tier just after a throw

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>>146370114
She's ashamed of Liraley

>>146363048
Because they still need to go through regionals instead of getting a dirrct invite. Both EG and Secret could still not go to ti6 if things go bad for them.

>>146369681
Bulba though

>>146370303
Secret got better as things went on and they got better opponents, same for EG (although I didn't watch their last games)

If they didn't get stopped by the memes of 1 I doubt t3 teams will

>>146366437
>le carry is easiest role meme
Do not ever fall for this. Make her play Lich or CM and tell her where to ward etc.

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>>146370251
but WR is BAE

>>146370242
Even though EE is an autist, it's pretty clear that he tries incredibly hard. Not to forget he's won a fucking major.
SingSing is a popular streamer with highschool tier humor. last won a single lan ages ago and just doesn't seem to care that much about competing in general.

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Apologize

>>146370303
>>146370385
Playing qualifiers with real consequences is probably much better practice than scrimming against teams that won't reveal anything substantial anyway.

>all these chink games with kunkka
>hes always a support

Just replace tidebringer with a useful support ability and kunkka has it made FINALLY after 8 years.

>>146368053
>chEN
>ENchantress
>ENigma

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>>146370114
>>146370251
>>146370481
She doesn't want to admit to being the sub though

>>146370481
I agree, that doesn't make Drow less ashamed of Liraley, she's just shy with her girlfriend.

>>146370521
There are a lot of shitty pros yet the only one that gets 12 replies in a row of hate when he isn't even on a stream is him

>>146370627
kunkka's part of the ebin all-rounder group with Potm and WR except he's not actually good at anything

>>146370747

He's a walking ult bot with his AoE false promise. For everything else I'd play Disruptor. Point is though, that he's ALMOST there as a support.

Why do I instinctively move toward the skillshott
>enemy misses arrow/hook
>panic and move into its path

Yet when I try to do it with Nyx I literally can not repeat it

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>>146370527
I never doubted.

>>146370832
How do I know

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>>146370627
>already being picked
>hurr durr buff him

>>146370185

What are the secrets to being a truly great terrorblade player?

>>146371004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSszS3BkRY

>>146371004
play it mid maxing Reflection and Metamorphosis ignoring Conjure Image

quite literally shitposting as of now lads

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>>146370648
drow is just tsundere anon :3

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>>146371229
>posts I don't like are shitposting

>left house a while ago
>finally at work
>tnc still not playing

Is TNC just a myth? Will I never see Jimmy play dota again?

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>>146371229
cheer up anon best waifu is here

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>>146371613
I meant I am shitposting AND shitting while posting, brother

>>146371914

BASEDSTRAYLIAN

Shit coming from both ends.

i ended up going to the bar last night, did EG or veggies get knocked out?

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>>146356489

>>146372067
EG got raped and committed ritualistic suicide on twitch

vid here brother
twitchvods.com/watch/v36485

>>146372235
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Jesus Christ Gulag , who are this great new upcoming teams EG and Team Secret?
I think they'll give OG and Liquid a hard time desu

>some of these team names in the open qualifiers

Shitposting become a normie thing now?

>>146372520
>fear and a ladyboi

How the hell does Rum buff interact with false promise?

>>146372539
The only big shitposting team names were in NA dota, there's a few around in other regions but they're the smallest number. And calling NAdota normies is lol, they're just all a bunch of shitposters.


Also demon drafting, I haven't seen that in years.

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>top rune isn't warded.
>bottom rune is warded.
>our mid goes top rune
>dies
WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING STUPID HUFDFHSDIFHSUIFUIDFHUSDF CAN YOU USE YOUR GOD DAMN BRAIN FOR ONCE.

>>146372704
Did we ever found out what happened to Alabama Niggers?

I had high hopes for those lads

>>146372769
Didn't keep track of them, sorry. They didn't make it into semis though.

The cuck stack and eg bulba made it to semis though. I think one of those two will end up taking the second open qualis.

When are the next games?

dead thread

dead game

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all these British neets in the fucking london chat thinking they know anything while discussing brexit L M A O

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How did someone so cute embarrass EG so many times on LAN that they became the laughing stock of the Dota scene?

>>146373640
MVP have never won ANYTHING relevant.

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>>146373676
I'd say that's pretty good desu

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What does /d2g/ think of Morphling, the Morphling?

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hey d2g we need one more player for our shitstack so we can play in EU open qualis. One of our guys can't play today.

So who wants to play instead?

>>146373750
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT ANY OF THAT LMAO.

>>146373807
BTFOing EG 3-0 lmao

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>Get absolutely fucking rekt
>Lose all will to play

>>146371914
pics

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post memes

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>>146373793
You need a techies player? Say no more senpai

>>146374114
Okay I laughed.

how do you complete the deal magic or pure dmg to enemy heroes 10/15/20 times quest?

legit shitter here can only get 1 star as leshrac

>>146374287
Zeus, ult, hit 5 enemy heroes with magic damage.

>>146374231
fuck it, we can use a techies player, better than a random russian

if you want to play add me
id/ganjaklopp

>>146374287
CM ult

>panda.tv/3332

>>146374493
you have to win the game too you know

>>146374552
>he can't win with CM

lol

Who the fuck is casting starladder in English? How couldn't they find someone else?

>>146374525
You know how to change the quality settings ?

>>146373756
Pretty fucking dogshit. Waternigger has several problems, his steroid doesn't give you that much damage and takes away all your fucking hp. Can't farm that fast with him. Shit attack range. Needs a mana regen items to abuse all 5 of his actives, while he wants more damage and hp. Often you can't waveform retards or you'll be in danger of being caught out of position.
Icefraud should honestly give him back the ability to replicate manta illusions.

>>146374231
Techies is actually a really good hero if played well. Lvl 3 remotes with aghs do 750 magic damage and you can have a shit ton of them. 4 second stun with statis. Not to mention the mindgames and poor supports on the enemy team
9/10 would pick

>>146374676
right click the stream and choose from 1-5, i have no idea what it says but it should change the quality of the stream.
i usually just choose 5

>>146374525
>over 100 cs in under 10 minutes

how does he do it

>panda.tv/3332

Why wouldnt he stream on twitch like a normal person?

>>146374904
Arteezy's naga nuff said

>>146375041
Because the turk bull says so

>>146375041
they have a contract with panda tv

>>146375041
Turkish overlord says no.

>>146375041
>panda.tv/3332
what the fuck it reloads with that gay as shit panda every fucking 10 seconds
fuck chinks

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>>146374403
Sorry, was just messing with you. Haven't played techies in months, last proper dota I played was a few matches a week ago and then about a month ago before that. A-and won't I need a faceit account? And I have only like 3k MMR from when I calibrated something like a year+ ago. I'm totally not backing out due to performance anxiety.

Use livestreamer, dotards

Put this pandatv.py file into the plugins folder of livestreamer

https://github.com/fatdeer/livestreamer/blob/5f18a0f6694a3994b47bf6c7e10fc889e9f047f7/src/livestreamer/plugins/pandatv.py

>www.panda.tv/cate/dota2

why are so many of them still playing WC3 Dota? Just why?

>>146363992
No they just both coincidentally look like brothers and have the same last name.

>>146375181
doesn't matter we will take anybody at this point, were a shitter stack so were all between 3k and 4k and we just want to play in eu qualis using d2g memes

>panda.tv/3332
well at least his shitty music choices never changes

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>>146372567

desu if a ladyboi looks like that I would smash no questions asked no homo if you know what I am saying familiar

a good looking boy >>>>>> a fugly real woman (see pic for reference)

>>146375041
the real question is why the fuck are you watching RTZ? the kid is garbage

>>146375407
>d2g memes
Like what? Quarries, carry abbadon and terrorblade. I need to see these games.
Post match id's when you guys are starting

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hey guys, idk if i've asked here before but i've never gotten a rampage
which heroes should i play while i tryhard for one?

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>>146375494
well we cant play unless we get another fuggin player!!

but ill post if d2g wants to watch

>>146375432
You really need to spoiler that shit

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Why is my versatility so low? I play a different hero every game.

>>146375575
Id play if i could but im to busy writing my thesis to stay up all night playing dota.

>>146375674
pretty sure it factors hero role into there too

>>146375684
well games would start at 18cest and we probably will lose pretty quickly but you should probably finish writing your thesis

>>146375740
Yea, but next major ill be able to play i think. I just need to climb out of 2k before that.

>mfw watching Universe is actually inspiring me to play offlane now

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hi

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>>146375829
Join us famalam, it's the best lane!

What is open qualifiers round 2?

Also why is EG playing ritsu stack tomorrow? I thought EG won and ritsu stack lost.

>>146375829
Its the best lane no one wants to play. Everyone fights over mid and safelane but never offlane. Its really comfy

>>146375880
>Lina will never stomp your balls so hard with her perfect feet you send you a stream of jizz and blood on CM's face
why live

>>146375963
>want to go solo offlane
>but anon dota is played 2-1-2!
JUST

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>>146375997
>they will never tie you up and pretend to laugh at your dick, calling you pathetic and a worthless piece of shit while secretly craving your cock

>>146376123
That's not humiliating or painful enough for me senpai I need to be completely esmasculated and castrated. One day you kids will learn.

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>wake up
>el classico Fight Night in a few ours on FPW (free per view)

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>>146375963
>everyone always picks drow and comes to my offlane with me
>has no idea what the fuck i'm doing when i use spirit bear to get level 2 off the first wave of creeps, aggros them and tanks half their health off the wave

>>146376123
>pretend

fuck off pleb

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WE NEED A PLAYER HELP US D2G HELP US QUICK ANY, IDC IF URE 2K PLS PLAY THE GAME

>>146376176
SOURCE

>>146376228
'no'

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Are we ever going to see a team of 5 literal nobodies that decided to dick around in the open qualifiers for fun actually make it to any tournament?

They're always gone even by the top 3 rounds of opens

>>146376228
How badly? I could play a game of 2 with you if you don't mind getting BTFO in one round

I don't voicechat either btw

>>146376506
you could be a nobody if you joined our shitstack

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>>146375891
i wish clockwork was good again, i miss playing him

>>146376514
VERY BADLY AS IN NEXT MINUTES BADLY

add my steam if youre interested
id/ganjaklopp

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>>146376506
This. Open Qualifiers don't work. It's always tier 3~2 teams that are even in the top 16.

Imagine the faces on the literally who team who had to face Team Secret in round 1 at the very bottom

Reddit here.
I would like to ask and inform the members of this forum to stop mentioning SingShit, he is very offensive.
He is a sexist anti-semite communist nazi middle schooler that thinks he is a good cool player (he is not) and we would really appreciate it if you could stop talking about him. Thank you.

>>146376506
>>146376506
as this not pretty much unknown for Frankfurt Major?

>>146365656
Merlini is in dota for 10+ years you retard, he was never a lolplayer

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>>146376705
>imagine the faces on the literally who team who had to face secret

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>>146375997
>>146376123
Personally I'd be fine just watching

>>146375550
Spectre, meepo, jugg, sven

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>>146376228
I've spent the last 3 years studying the majority of pro games / strats / metas. I've mastered a good number of the heroes, know all little known facts and item interactions, so in purely knowledge alone I would say it's at a 4.5k+ level. My mechanical gameplay is probably at a 3.5k level. My win rate in normal matches is around 85%

Too bad I'm a gigantic pussy and play bot games all the time except for like 2 days a month when I stop being a pussy for a little bit, so I'd probably be no good in a stack

>>146376506
When we get a team of literally who's that are as good as a tier 2/3 pro team I'd guess.

>>146375041
stream doesnt even work xd

>>146377164
If they make it to regionals I'll bet my immortals and mythics on them

>>146375041
Trying to get some chinese pussy. Gotta stream so they see him.

>>146376628
Don't worry next patch battery assault is going to hit up to 3 targets at the same time!

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>>146376123
>you'll never get a double footjob then be forced to lick them clean

>>146377354
>yfw stfu with this anime shit

senpai, kys

>>146376981
Are you from the eastern countries maybe?

>>146377450
murrika

>>146377326
doubt that but hopefully they make hook a little more useful without aghs or rocket just a little better

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>>146377354
Dota 2 is not anime fucking retard

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>>146377427
That's cold.

I heard some cute shit happened with sheever and odpixel

pls someone help me get out of lp it was not deserved!! au server

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>>146377354
>You will never be married to Rylai but have Lina constantly rape you in secret against your will to make you feel guilty and just to be a bitch to her sister

>>146377587

>posts Lina the slayer
>literally an anime character
>""""""is not anime""""""

so at what time do the trolls leave and the serious discussion starts?

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Where were you when this year's prizepool was confirmed to be lower than last years?

>>146377727

not on reddit, that's for sure

now fuck off retard

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>claims Dota 2 is not anime
>every character drawn like anime
?

>>146377567
Oh i though you were someone else, never mind. Sorry

>>146377868

I'm not trying to stop you, I'm telling you to stay there all the time

fucking retard

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>>146377830

>people hating on anime on an anime imageboard

What's wrong with people these days?

>>146376981
add me so we can play bot games together, I actually 100% relate with your post. Maybe I can help you play real games later

id/ganjaklopp

>still no immortal 2

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>>146377683
It wasn't that cute. They just did a stream for some open qualifier games. Personally, I see no chemistry between them and I don't understand it.

>>146377727
Last year it stagnated until they released a new pretty good treasure chest. This year they made the mistake of releasing 1 shitty chest with 10 mediocre items early. They better have something else up their sleeves.

I think there are a lot of things holding people back these days. For one, the fucking 2000 level limit just makes people demoralized. There used to be people who want to cap their compendium at like level 200~300+. Now you see the last rewards at level 2000 and you just don't want to bother because you'll never ever reach it. Then there's the lack of stretch goals (as far as I know) which is playing a huge part. If they do exist somewhere, I haven't seen them so 99% of people probably haven't either. The prizes themselves aren't too interesting, and again suffer from being too spread out. Like really, who the fuck is going to invest all that time and money to get a temporary radiance effect at level 575 or whatever?

>>146377941
>on an anime imageboard
this is not an anime imageboard tho

>>146377923
And there is nothing you can do to make me stay there

>>146378072
Everyone's waiting for the inevitable new stuff that'll come out and probably give stupid amounts of points.

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Is Valve ever going to penalize AFKing during hero selection?

I have lost eight games (=200MMR) because of it.

>>146378198
listen carefully now....

so has the other team.

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>>146378338
"You are being forced to eat poop but don't worry so are the other prisoners"

Ummm thanks?

>>146378072
B-B-But I ship them

>>146378198
Have you tried not doing it then if it's losing you mmr?

>>146376981
Just fucking mute everyone, just do it. Or better yet, mute the specific shit talker.

>>146378494
And thus you are not at any disadvantage.

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anyone want to play dota?

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>>146379091
Yeah but I'm at work...

>>146379091
what server?

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>>146379091
Yes please.

>>146377727
http://dota2.prizetrac.kr/international2016

try taking your own screenshot ya retard

>>146373756
badember t b h f a m

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>>146379430
>>146379309
USE/W

Post the Aye-cee webm you know which one

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>>146379534
is it this one

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>>146379534

>>146379495
Close enough.

I'm Australian and a 2k shitter though.

>>146378135
are you new?

>>146379732
idc
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fiveseventhree

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>Random Cent.
>Get Pipe and Crimson Guard
>can't die.
???/ DOTARDS

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>>146373756
Good hero in the right hands. Been spamming him and he's a cool hero to have versus high armor targets like Sven or Timber because you can shit out a ton of magic damage AND physical damage. Replicate heroes like Radi Alche and Vanguard Axe are great memes to have.

>>146367942
wow it only took you 30 seconds to tickle the enemy team when they left you completely uncontested in every way, not even a stun or a disarm or anything

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>tfw you dumpster a jungle memecommander with roamin chiki riki

>>146371914
her tits are glistening

every game
>riki
>slark
>sladar
epic just love it.

>>146379091
Are you taht anon from yesterday asking for someone to play?

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>>146379985
>random cent
>use stun
>no more mana to use
???/ DOTARDS

>>146380186
Due to my ejaculate.

>every game is a demon draft

Demon confirmed new TNC captain? Haven't seen demon drafts consistently since EG.
I hope he makes it to day 2 at least.

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>>146380423
mb all my friends dont play dota

Who are we cheering for tonight? Kaipi?

>>146380676
Did they manage to get into open 2? I heard it was full yesterday.

>>146380615
>all of 0

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>>146380795

>>146380615
It probably was, its the same avatar as yesteray, i even responded to you but you never respondeed back
Also would be nice to add you and just talk maybe and play sometimes but my steam wont load for whatever reason and idk what to do and im not sure if you would accept me either way..

>>146380897
see
>>146379983

>>146380981
My steam wont load..................................................................................................................... I wrote it in there

>>146374694
While I think Manta Replicate would be dope, saying he can't farm fast is just retarded. He spanks jungle camps like no tomorrow and Waveform allows easy movement between camps, plus he's a great hero to use BoTs on for farming and his illusions hit really hard. All you need is Aquila and Linken with naked boots (wand you made out of the initial 4 branches and circlet and Treads are for noobs) to clear jungle camps in seconds, because that's what you need to spam Waveform with (unobstructed pathing leads to faster jungling) You don't actually need much more than Perseverance and Aquila, but with that much items you can't really kill anything but the small camp fast. There aren't many heroes with 260 DPS at lvl 14. While you might have around 800-1K hp, you have 20 armor. Your physical EHP is way higher than the number shows and for surprise rape nukes you have your Linken. Honestly, he's a very versatile hero that can splitpush, farm, carry, meme disable, JUST TP OUT in the middle of 5 heroes and a tower, solo Rosh, kill ancients fast, you name it. His only glaring weakness is that a good AA can shit on him hard, combined with ET even harder, but nobody plays that hero anyway.

>>146380895
Nice, they might have a chance as long as they just stay consistent and get a bit lucky. Judging from Secret's run most teams break apart late game.

>>146380676
>cheering for GUYS WHAT IF WE CHANGE ROLES THE LAST MINUTE IN A BO1????
what the fuck? Am I on reddit

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>there are ppls ITT that didn't think EG wouldn't btfo everyone super hardcore and won't in the upcoming qualifiers

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>>146381026

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MAGA

Reddit here. Reminder to vote for Britain to stay in the EU

>>146381091
Yes, yes, well done anon, well done anon.
However this hero still sees no competitive play despite all this theory you posted.

>>146380595
I really like this anon

>>146381310
Its not my fault anon.. When the page loads and everything, can i add you then? Will you talk to me and stuff?