>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players:
https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
>tfw /d2g/ was one of the worst teams in /vg/ cup history
even the player names sucked
>rags
what is this about shiver croissant?
>>146308573
>rigged fantasy divegrass
>relevant
>>146308457
>sheever will never suck your dick while hiding in shame behind a pillow
feels bad
odpixel is an autistic retard who doesnt give a shit about the actual game
sheever hiding her fucking face when eating candy with a giant pillow
why does she even have to eat it on stream cant she just wait?
this is so fucking pathetic i have never seen anything like it
>>146308573
>/vg/ cup
what
show me them names
>add sheever to filter
>no more /d2g/
nice
bulba thouhg
Yo
little does sheever know that when she hides her face behind the pillow I just imagine her licking in all sorts of lewd ways and masturbate to that
>puck
>no damage
>Wisp
>no damage
>chen
>no damage
??????
>>146308745
You know, nobody actually forces you to watch that.
>>146308745
od was just one of those autistic sheeverfags who became a caster just to bang her.
and he did it
the absolute mad man
>>146308789
/D2G/ WILL NEVER WIN
od 'pussy whipped' pixel
sheever is so shameful she cant even eat some fucking candy without a huge fucking pillow in front of her face, pathetic
is every girl like this?
>>146308947
>best memes are on the bench
who's the fuck who organized this
why didnt rtz killed that wisp?
>>146308973
she literally getting raped while you watch this stream you misogynist
Brexit soon lads
holy shit, secret isn't constantly fucking up
holy shit od is so fucking annoying.
you can just see that they don't connect in terms of behavior and will break up in a couple of months.
arigato EE-sensei
>>146308973
nah most girls would slut it up more for cash t b h sheever is a treasure
>ODPixel and Sheever spending time together while they still legally can
>>146309120
will UK doto stop being worse than fucking NA if they secede?
>Gank EE
>Die
Uh.. dotards?!
>>146309120
I bet money on brits staying in the eu, easiest money I will ever make.
I have seen literal 1ks with more game knowledge than sheever
>>146309195
lmao, funn1k relocated with chen instead of CK
I wish i could kill all mirana pickers in 10v10
>>146309162
>Brexit will happen
>EU is Schengen
/d2g/
>>146309186
I wish, m8. I wish.
>>146309195
>Secret ganks 1k invoker
>don't bring dust
Uh.. dotards?1
>>146308947
>4 of my memes made the list
i run this shit
>>146308973
>>146309157
what if an oil prince paid her to act tsundere? she would be a camwhore then, wouldnt her?
>>146309186
no but we'll try and catch up to australia and actually have a player in the international
>>146309214
lmao hope you haven't checked the polls recently m8
Sheever being a whiny cunt, LMAOing at all theese sheever fags
>>146309475
I would if some tard kept spilling food all over my couch.
>Secret can't throw this game
pauses
>Secret might be able to throw this game
EE: "Is that a challenge?"
>>146309475
She just wants to spend alone time with her boyfriend.
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>tfw secret is going to win TI6
>>146309607
Envy die-back after losing aegis confirmed
owen is the kind of personality i would absolutely hate to be in room with
Fucking PD stack, if only they btfoed secret
why is envy allowed to abuse pauses?
>>146309475
Which Hero is the best dancer?
>>146309714
me on the right
>>146309703
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>146309251
funn1k's really shitting the bed with his wisp play
Puppey must have him psychologically programmed from the old days
>>146309725
i feel like that about 90% of these "dota personalities"
especially the american ones usually but you're right on ODpixel
>>146309754
Traxex
>>146308457
800 hours but-still-learning carry player here, I understand the important of LH and GPM/XPM and farming patterns,
but if I had to have a 3 hero carry pool, what would be the most well rounded three or four heavy carry heroes to specialize in?
>>146309703
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Any chance of CM getting a character model update aside from the Arcana ? She's my favourite support but damn she looks like a middle-aged ugly slav women in-game
>>146310023
sure, maybe in 2028
>xboct doesn't have buyback
Just like the good old navi days huh hvost?
>>146310023
>not being into such things
how can valve call james and ass and fire him and then hire these faggots for the fucking TI?
owen is literally the most unprofessional and annoying person i have ever seen
sheever knows nothing about the game and is shameful about eating some fucking candy but doesnt eat it off stream so she has to hide her fucking face with a massive pillow to make it even more obvious
quality content valve, bravo
>there are idiots that are calling this boring meme infested "coverage" better than EU Hub
DANISH BEARS PLEASE
>>146309859
Why would Drow be the best dancer? Makes no sense dumb waifuposter
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2455024523
>>146310157
Doesnt matter
they lost the game on the draft
literally 3 heroes that deal no damage
in lolshit memefight meta
>>146310173
?
They're doing it FOR FREE
>Secret got to the finals vs a no name stack
>d2g ever doubting
baka desu senpai
>>146310198
Who are you quoting? Nobody even remotely said that.
>>146310239
she is black
>>146310023
>asking for cm remodel when viper and slardar exist
How did EG's last two games last night go?
bulba thouhg > universe
>>146310198
lets be honest, how will anything ever compete with the EU hub? esports peaked then
>>146310173
valve arent organizing this, owen got bored of putting babies into his amazonian girlfriend w/ a speech defect and decided to cast secret
Bulbo God
>>146310173
They're not hired. Nobody hired anyone to cast open qualifiers, Valve doesn't the games merit it, and they're right.
>>146310173
>>146310198
itt: contrarians
>>146310198
grant was more entertaining than this
but sexual tension sells
>>146310309
Say it with me
Secret will never lose
W
N
L
>>146309910
you sound like a complete noob but the best carries are
lifestealer
slark
spectre
lycan
>>146310379
touche, smart waifuposter
D O U B T I N G
O
U
B
T
I
N
G
>>146310484
Secret will never get through the actual playoffs
>>146309910
ember/am/slark
That being said, you need to actually have versatility instead of being good at just a few.
>>146310173
lmao
>>146310406
That's only because Universe hates being micro-managed and was put onto a team with a huge fucking micro-manager (and a very autistic one at that (FURIONCANYOUTPTOP)) and so tried his best to sabotage him.
>>146310406
Universe was the worst offlaner ever to enter Europe.
>>146310490
No antimage?
>>146310173
retard
>>146310490
responding to blogs when espords is on
this stream is so fucking boring but BTS is even worse
Where's Grandgrant when you need him?
>>146310395
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2453457647
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2453286582
>>146310542
they literally just have to defeat >danish bears and theyre in
Does Secret have more games today?
Denmark will succeed where Finland failed
>>146310379
>black means you can dance
el em ayy oh
>>146309754
It's TA, you just know she's an amazing belly dancer.
>>146310542
i'm screenshotting all these posts for a big old collage when secret wins TI6
>>146310624
antimage is #5 but you only asked for 3-4
>>146310692
They're in the playoffs for a qualifying spot, not the main event
>>146309703
GOLEM GET YE GONE
How many more games do secret/EG have before they're out of BO1s?
>>146310542
Yes they will, there are like a dozen TI slots coming out of every qualifier, they might as well just be letting them all in. I'm not even calling them a good team, they're just not even being given the opportunity to fail.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>146310789
you didnt specify which playoffs you were talking about
>>146310689
he's waiting for relevant regions to be playing
>>146307202
Grants stream > ESPN > ODpixel's shit
NA doto was fun as fuck yesterday. That's how it used to be before butthurt yuros and esports ruined everything.
>>146310815
secret is in the final with bo3
dunno about EG
CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY FOR DANISH BROS
>>146310932
the overdone faked hype ruined it
grant is too arrogant
How many personalities can you recall off the top of your head that were in the dota scene and went into irrelevancy?
Dear God please let Sheever be next.
haHAA
>>146310932
Haha yeah watching EG stomp 12 year old peruvians with Grant doing his thing sure was fun....
>OD revealing his shit taste in comedy
PEEDUR IS PLAYING LUNA IN A PUG
>>146310942
>>146310815
EG has to beat Shazam at some point today.
Whoever wins that game goes to bo3.
>>146310932
butthurt yuros are ruining grants chat too
its all "who is this guy" and "na caster LUL FailFish 4Head"
WHY THE FUCK DOES SHAPESHIFT HAVE A CAST TIME NOW WHAT THE FUCK DID ICEFROG DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
od is so fucking unfunny holy shit.
>>146310747
>still no bare feet option
what was he trying to accomplish?
>>146311145
>implying shazam is good or noteable
Epic memes XD od's our guy am i right?
If Brexit makes it through we are NEVER EVER getting a brit team on the scene. Just a reminder.
In other things, is it true that Kaipi didn't register for the second qualifier?
COLLEGE HUMOR
EL
AY
EM
OOOOOOO
>i hate the jews
Ya odpizel is finished
>>146311201
The definition of a panic play
man this is actually giving me nostalgia
That was a super mainstream video but it was still allowed to say fag and whatnot back then.
>hurr its still allowed we are on 4chan XD
things have changed 4 real
>>146311139
literally poetry
i couldnt hate him more
>People shitting on Grandgrant for being actually entertaining
>But OD playing 2006 collegehumour memes is okay
You eurofags couldn't be anymore pathetic honestly.
>>146311230
Just because /int/ and /pol/ memes are edgier doesn't make them any better than OD's decrepit shit
irony and memes are a dead thing and the sooner people realise it the better
>>146311265
>wanting a team full of muslims
no thanks.
>>146311397
the sooner owen kills himself the better
everytime i watch that stream i imagine Owen thrusting his dirty cock into Sheever on that couch ;_;
Why is game quality in the fucking shitter right now? Like, worse than usual.
I keep getting these weird fucking games where either
>Someone who literally only plays one hero takes my role, even when I pick first
>Someone walks to my lane just to empty their mana into me and go back to well
>carries who normally solo roshan need to be told to rosh and will hang behind the rest of the team when they have it
My international mmr is fucking trashed.
>Doubting
HEROES NEVER DIE
>>146311168
NA post LUL
>>146311561
Every one you play seems to manage it just fine
>>146311201
he probably was angry he wasnt given the safelane
>>146311538
>takes my role
>my lane
>My international mmr
LMAO SENPAI
I'll start quoting all the fags that doubt Secret and root for literally anyone that's playing against them.
You motherfuckers have some serious Stockholm Syndrome going on, I bet you where raped your whole childhood.
>>146311201
>edge pan
still can't believe even most pros still use that shit
>>146311665
Is English your second language or something?
>>146311572
He looks a little young don't you think
UPVOTE THSI POST IF YOU BELIEVE GRANDGRANT IS OUR GUY AND NOT FAKER ODPIXEL
>>146311397
>irony and memes are dead
>being this contrarian
It is absolutely silly and unproductive,
to have a funeral for memes, when the actions continue.
We need to have a movement to resurrect quality posters, not a funeral for memes.
Cuz memes don't die.
I miss them
odpixel literally soiling yung lean
REEEEEEEEEEE
Puppey fanstraights ww@
>>146311561
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/2/21/Mercy_-_Heroes_never_die!.ogg
i can finally be back at Overwatch
>reported someone for picking slark
>>146311893
this
it's literally disgusting to see OD play yung lean
>>146311862
>2EZ4RTZ
>2fat4theshirt
>>146311862
>Mason
post S A D B O Y S
>>146311750
what do you do
>>146311986
>quality system volvo
>>146311893
>yung lean is soilable
>>146311793
seems the perfect age
>>146311862
Best iteration of EG by far.
>Zai
>unpunished Artour
>pure Universe
>no Sumail who's one of the most unlikable players on the scene
Mason and Fear are equally based, but with Mason being the carry it gives them a chance to have both
>>146311909
>manlets
>>146312032
>only person not smiling is the one fatso is touching.
The life of an autistic nigga is a hard life indeed.
>>146311986
I get that too for reporting every Lifestealer and LC picker I see.
>>146311893
>>146311992
>WAAAH QUIT RUINING MY MEME MUSIC YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO IT!!!!!
>>146312102
For what?
>>146312160
Serious question, why and how did sumail even manage to get on EG?
>>146312102
This post is against the rules, it is off-topic. Jynx is not a dota hero.
Guinsoo is secondary, league heroes are tertiary.
Please reconsider your posts.
>>146312032
>>146312052
man mason really just did not give a fuck did he, its a wonder he made it that far
>>146312160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRBHhHwj84w
ur waifu
>>146312254
>meme music
stop please
>>146311893
>soiling
Yung lean was literally only somewhat cool in 2013, what the flying fuck are you talking about
>>146312160
>Someone somewhere actually did one of this for Minecraftchick
For the love of Odin, we need a purge.
>>146312160
Did Mason really behave any better than Sumail does?
>>146312071
>what do you do
well you can use camera grip with mouse 3
or bind camera to wasd
>>146312320
he played NEL with ppd and other na players and did well i think
>>146312160
>this team had a ceiling that was not even achieved
>>146312171
that's a big head
>>146312472
>bind camera to wasd
YOU WOT M8
>>146312450
>For the love of Odin
CRINGE
Reminder that Danish people are objectively shit at Dota
>>146312619
I use WASD, but I'm also only like 4.5k mmr. So better than like 90% of d2g
>>146312694
I miss synderen
>>146312619
Don't laugh, I have a friend that still does it 4 years into Dota, it's a serious diseas
>>146312694
>cr1t
and thats about it
>babyknight
this strarcrumpet is still around?
>>146312431
>being this wrong
He barely got good enough to be taken seriously by music and hip-hop fans last year. Prior to that he was a meme.
This is his first song to get a good review from any serious rap critic, black or white:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDiAcqbO0c
IDK why doing a das racist impression got him recognition, but it did.
Anyway, he's relevant because all the other white rappers out right now other than him and bones are straight fucking trash, see lil dicky, stitches, and slim jesus, all are fucking jokes.
>>146311750
I only know S4 and Zai that use scroll drag, do you have anybody else?
>>146312727
how do you use spells and move the camera at the same time?
>>146312472
>camera grip master race
How does it feel to know that you're moving your mouse so much more than you need to, as well as being unable to move the camera in more than 8 directions?
Please pray for SingSing
>>146312694
>the best team since TI5 has two Danes
S W N L
W
N
L
>>146312694
>cr1t exists
>no item that breaks linken
Defend this, dotards.
>>146312694
fuck off sven
>>146312619
Most people nowadays have never played an RTS game.
>>146312963
atos
>>146312862
I use QERF for spells, 1-5 for items, and a CTRL + R for my sixth slot, I've never been gimped by playing like this.
I never played a moba or Warcraft, or even an RTS before dota 2, so playing using the mouse pan shit felt really uncomfortable to me.
>>146312901
why didnt they sign for second qualifier?
>>146312963
euls
force
>>146312963
>atos, hex, force, hurricane shit, euls
what?
Danish Boys will do it they will kil Secret haha this is surely the team
lmao Secret haters on suicide watch
Insiderbro here.
OD has received an email from LD yesterday telling him he had contracts with sponsors and that he had clauses which would put him in the red if he doesn't reach some numbers.
LD also proposed him a cut of the pie if he drops his stream.
OD also received winks from twitch staff FLOODING his chat that his stream is not desired because they get a cut of the deals of BTS too.
As a result, OD stops actually trying and acts tired and puts a video on stream in which the lyrics say 'I hate the jews'
Insider bro out.
>>146313190
Is that fucking viper?
>>146313146
just use click and drag, its quite convenient
HE PICKED NYX PUPPAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>146313146
And a-clicking? What about your stop key?
Please don't tell me you use that asinine feature that lets you deny your creeps with right click
>>146313183
They probably thought they had a chance of winning the first one
WARNING
NYX PICK
I REPEAT: NYX PICK
>>146313183
Pretty sure that everybody that gets to day 2 gets auto registered for the second qualifier
>>146311750
I used to move my camera exclusively with the camera grip on the mouse wheel, but then my mouse wheel broke so I had to get used to using edge pan.
Trying to get used to edge pan at first was so fucking difficult of a change, but now I can't really imagine myself going back to camera grip.
SNIPER TROLL
2013 IS BACK
>nyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyx
t. clement "puppet" ivanov
Insiderbro here.
OD has received an email from LD yesterday telling him he had contracts with sponsors and that he had clauses which would put him in the red if he doesn't reach some numbers.
LD also proposed him a cut of the pie if he drops his stream.
OD also received winks from twitch staff FLOODING his chat that his stream is not desired because they get a cut of the deals of BTS too.
As a result, OD stops actually trying and acts tired and puts a video on stream in which the lyrics say 'I hate the jews'
Insider bro out....
meme draft again
>>146313310
yeah
>>146313442
That's 2014, ya yutz
>>146313310
yespost rare vippas
>>146312860
singsing, burning and n0tail
Kotl AND nyx
Based puppan bringing back the memes
>>146313517
>2014 was 9 patches ago
What went wrong guys?
>>146313515
I'm guessing he survived his od
>>146313603
AND Terrormeme
This man is overdosing on memes
FUCKING
NXYPICKER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is OD humping the air for 5 minutes straight?
>TROLL
>AND
>SNIPER
ON THE SAME TEAM
YO LESNAR WHERE YOU AT
>>146313362
C for stop, G for deny. A-clicking?
Now I can play of play with a cross between mouse panning and WASD.
>>146313337
Wasn't aware of this when I first started playing.
HOHO
A
H
A
>sniper against Nyx, VS and Timbersaw
why even play, just concede already
>>146313442
PRAISE THE LORD
THIS MAN CAN SEE THE FUTURE
>>146313494
Why is this associated with CHOTTO MATTE again?
I know what it means,but why japanese?
>>146312483
>>146312483
so how come they picked someone like suma1l over miracle?
HA HA
O
H
O
>tfw they shriek when they see you
>>146313517
That's early 2015 mostly, 6.83 came out at the end of 2014 but was mostly in 2015
Terrorblade Kotl is 2014
PEEPED
>>146313494
DELETE THIS
>>146313663
SNIPER TROLL AAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE PTSD
HO HO
HA
HA
WHAT IS THIS DRAFT
>>146313649
he had pneumina
wtf is up with these picks
WHO BABYKNIGHT HERE
>SNIPER
>TROLL
>EE TERRORBLADE
Huh, back at the shooting gallery!
SNIPER TROLL
WHAT PATCH IS THIS
>troll and sniper picked on the same game
>>146313705
REMINDEDER, IF THIS WAS 2014 THEN THIS WOULD BE BROKEN.
BUT IT'S 2016 SO IT'S THE MEME DREAM.
>>146313649
no much better than that
he has been binding his chest with "the hornace of death" for a couple of months now in the pursuit of some sort of spiritual enlightenment as a result of crushing his internal organs tighter and tighter
and contracted pneumonia
>Sniper Troll
>On the same team
this is going to be a fun game but I think Secret lost.
HO HO
>HA HA
HO HO
>HA HA
HO HO
>HA HA
KOTL OF THE LIGHT
Yo, can i get some sniper tips?
Team secret weren't invited for the eu qualifier ???
They have to go threw the open qualifier ???
Holy shit this is so good.
SOMEONE POST THE 6.83 POSTER.
NANI?
IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING RTZ
>>146313865
JUST HOHO HIS HAHA HOW BAD CAN YOU BE???
RTC?
WHERE DID SHEEVER GO
>>146313829
>>146313764
oh, well i'm glad he's better
>>146308947
>no sniper tips
what a shit fucking team
>>146313782
HUH, TOTALLY DIDN"T MISSCLICK
>>146313394
>tfw DFO will never be a good game
>>146313881
do you have the HD 1080p image?
Reminder that a shit ton of league players flooded into the game and that everything is just awful now.
>>146313956
to pack
They're leaving in the morning to go to LA for the BTS coverage of the Main Qualifiers
>Sniper
>Troll
IT'S BACK
these picks lmao
bulba thouhg
>>146313965
no the picture of him in a hospital bed was from 4 days ago
SECRET ARE GOING TO LOSE TO 6.83 STRATS
bubbla tohug
>>146313086
>>146313190
>>146313216
All trash items that no one ever builds.
> these picks
bulba thouhg
>>146314058
BUBBER TRÃ…D?
bulba thouhg
>>146313956
taking a shower & shave
women need preparation before fucking
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR OFFLANER F A M?
>>146312619
>>146312727
>>146312760
WASD isn't that uncommon.
There are confirmed 7kers who use WASD.
The key is, they don't use it ALL THE TIME. You use it AND mouse 3 AND edge-pan situationally. WASD only really HELPS when blinking the full 1300 and keeping your mouse centered.
Illidan uses WASD on AM. Some Ember players use it.
>>146312862
>>146313146
I use QERF for spells, ZXC for top row of items, and 56B for second row. M is move click, H is stop, space bar is A-click. On 6 spell heroes, T and G are the 5th and 6th spells. 1 is select hero. 2 and 3 and 4 are control groups. I play kotl, beastmaster, lycan, and brewmaster with this all the time, and I've had 5 actives on WK before with this. The only key that feels "far away" is 6, but I can hit that with my F finger without moving the rest.
This really isnt that odd to me, I'm old and I grew up playing WC2 (badly) where keys don't remap and you use the entire number row, a-click, s, tab, m, and the arrow keys. This was really common in older games, even the first two elder scrolls games make you use the ENTIRE KEYBOARD with your left hand.
Starcraft 1 is even worse about this, to the point that I never got into it.
Anyway, the most important thing is that using WASD doesn't mean you never use edge-pan or m3 camera movement. Don't buy the "lowers your APM" argument, Brood War players had to deal with way more hand movement and had 600 APM during skirmishes at the height of the scene.
>>146314061
what did they flee from? dota has no solo queue either
>>146314180
>no one
>mostly support items
>>146314180
t. 2k shitter
OUTTA MY WAY SECRET FUCKING SHITS
I can't believe secret got stuck with bulba. It's so unfair.
Universe played badly on purpose on ppd's orders.
HO HO HAHA GET PEEP'D YOU FUCKING WANKERS
>play Puck
>die to a KotL solo
That's a suicide letter in the making.
>>146314294
Must've been hell for him stuck in Secret for so long
>Bulbo
>cucked
KEKED
>>146314282
That's the guy who wrote "The kings new clothes" and "Ugly duckling" right? He's pretty based desu.
>literally a puppey pause
>cucked
"you got cucked son"
- owen talking to all the sheever posters
Wtf is going on?
Reminder that if you are a dotart you should leave this thread.
>KEKED
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
RELEVANT
>KEKED
OD is literally our guy
>>146314220
>>146313863
you got cocked
someone please kill owen
KEKED
>Puppey needing tactical pauses against the danish B-team
he said cucked not keked
>bulba
>good offlane like universe
Lel, good joke.
>>146314547
still our guy
>>146314547
Hiroshimoot set it up so that cuck in all caps gets changed to kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmQaFKUJPt8
>get your shit pushed in all game
>you drafted Terrorblade so you can't lose unless you do it on purpose
>>146314547
For some reason, if you type "cucked" in all caps, it gets filtered
lulba tho
he said cucked lmao
he is now out guy 4 sure
>>146314620
>not casting the casters anymore
RIP
FUCK
OFF
SECRET
SHITS
>timber literally unkillable
>You got cucked son
He revealed his power level
>>146314610
PRAISE KEK
KEKED
>they let secret get memesaw
its gg secret is in TI
>>146314682
Do you need a confirmation of this every hour or so in order to not forget?
Meanwhile: EE getting absolutely free farm in lane AND KotL stacking up his jungle for free.
>>146314752
bulba thouhg
>>146314620
Why does /d2g/ worship this shitter?
He's literally done nothing of note
>Pros don't even skill Terrorblade's third ultimate
WHY THE FUCK IS FURY SWIPES NOT AN ORB ANYMORE WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWD TO BUY DESO AND DIFFUSAL AND FUCKING ONE SHOT EVERYONE EVEN HARDER NOW WHY THE FUCK IS HIS ULTIMATE EVEN BETTER NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS ICEFROG DOING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Infused Raindrops gone already
That's actually genius
Sheever does not have a single attractive feminine feature
>Secret is clenching their butts right now
Quality NA-style commentary from Anne-droid.
Why do you guys hate women so much?
OD being "our guy" makes sense when you realise how much of an unfunny meme-spouting cunt he is.
>>146314824
she has a very feminine penis
>>146314752
buba thou
>>146314829
Hey LD, please go and stay go
>>146314824
she has a feminine penis
>>146314812
Pick Windrunner you fucking retard.
>>146314798
>laning stage
>getting free farm, don't need points in Q
>gearing up for a big push with higher W and E
whats the problem?
>>146314621
>terrorshit
>literally less strength than crystal maiden
>>146314824
I can still like her as a cute boy
>>146314812
buy a force staff, baka nigga
>>146314824
Legs
>>146314812
It's balanced because retards still insist on buying vlads on ursa
>>146314620
>tfw BSJ's team might play vs EG today if they can beat some peruvians
god bless
>>146314829
LD go count your shekles.
nevermind
db are fucking amateurs
>dota2 games are now played on a random patch from all the ones released after dota2
that would raise the skill ceiling to a new dimension
every game would be hilarious
>>146314812
Non icefrog valve team doesnt know shit about the game and just ramps up the damage of every hero
Where did Sheever go?
I want danestack to win
>>146314974
Who cares?
>>146315052
Packing.
>>146315021
>every game, Venge feeds herself to creeps to check if it's "that" patch
>>146315052
to pack her bags. She and OD are going to LA tommorw to cover the main qualifiers for BTS
>>146309754
Tresdin
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/ce/Legcom_duel_05.mp3
>>146315021
name the hero that would still be picked every game
>>146315052
Got sick of OD putting trash on her floor. Killed herself,.
>>146315052
eating lollipop off stream
>>146314812
Only the most ridiculous orbs are still orbs.
Orb of venom not being an orb is the most silly. In addition, all buff placers stack!
Welcome to Dota 2. In other news, nothing you said matters because Rosh got changed so Ursa doesn't get ahead anymore unless you literally make no attempt to stop him.
1 stun wastes his ult.
>>146315115
>>146315140
Thanks anons
>>146314829
swear that dumb bitch said troll had treads
then pointed out reactive armour as if arteezy was even at the slightest risk of dying
then thought he was going to chase high health under tower with 50% hp because he threw a chakram
everything she says drips with ignorance, it's annoying
>>146315157
juggernaut, earth spirit
>>146315157
pudge and riki
but you were probably thinking of invoker
optimal choices would be earthshaker and batrider, can't go wrong with them
obviously ur being ganked retard troll
fucking leave ur lane and jungle or tp to the other side
I don't see how they can win this game though, even with all the ass support heros that secret have
>>146314824
Legs
>>146315157
invoker
>>146315157
AM ?
>>146314180
that's not the point though
this cutie comes into your woods and slaps your apple trees trunk
what do you do?
I think Sheever is a really nice girl. I wish I had a chance to date her. We would have fun.
>>146315135
>not checking to see if it's a "you can move the fountain" patch
>>146311168
>American's joke and have a good time
>Yuro's all offended or so autistic they try to take it seriously
Almost as bad as women.
"If you aren't competent at playing this one hero, then you aren't competent playing that role."
Whats their name?
I'll start:Anti-mage
bulba thouhg
>>146314916
WHAT THE FUCK IS WINDRUNNER GOING TO DO WHEN THIS FUCKING NIGGER BLINKS ONTO YOU WITH MKB AND SHEEPSTICK AND KEKS YOUR TEAM INFRONT OF YOU?
>>146314929
THE STUPID FUCKING DOG WILL JUST BKB BEFORE HAND
>>146315413
she is dull as fuck
>>146315393
I'd tell her to keep slapping it until the apple juice starts pouring
Haha lets just give away Timber and let envy have TB what could go wrong?
>>146315237
I was trolling earlier, but the real sad part is that shit commentary you're describing is STILL BETTER THAN LLAMA AND SHEEVER casts, which is why she gets jobs.
I have mixed feelings on her, it bugs me that she gets jobs over men with more knowledge, but I like that she at least admits she's not the greatest caster and tries to get better.
It's a weird place, I somewhat like her just because she's not llama, but I also understand she's objectively overrated, but she acknowledges that. idk what to think.
>be artz
>about to get a FREE TOWER
>puppey teleports you
>b-but puppey im about to get FREE GOLD
>fuck you fuk boi, we're pushing mid
The true definition of getting cuck'd. Get wrekt.
>>146315438
What was the nationality of that one guy who got fired mid-event for "too much banter"?
>EE bullying Puppey
Yo
@146315485
Dont give (you)s to this 2k
>>146315492
You need to learn to enjoy the simpler things in life anon. Not everyone can be a living meme.
>>146315413
>not being a sad ugly virgin taking out your bitterness towards all women within striking distance by calling them ugly and unattractive online while they're still way out of your league
Get out.
>>146315052
Brexited.
WHERE THE FUCK IS GRAND GRANT
TIRED OF SHITTY OD
>>146315557
Someone stopping you from doing something to do something more important is LITERALLY the definition of cuck!
Memes!
>>146315557
this post is horrible
>>146315583
2gd is british and got fired by some chinks
Dragonlance on Troll.
Worth?
>>146315471
what kind of question is this? i cant play invoker but i can still play mid
if you cant play every role you should just kill yourself
2 tards fighting to get to play carry, one of them have to play support, worst support i have ever seen, pure cancer
>>146315661
sheever is out of no one's league
Is OD retarded? Is getting blacklisted by BTS really worth hosting your own stream to compete against theirs during a TI qualifier?
>>146315637
time is (you)s
>>146315557
stfu, retard
Bulba thouhg
>>146315719
Say that to my face
How is the BTS stream getting so BTFO'ed by ODpixel's stream?
>>146315784
>get blackballed by Beyond the Jew
>go to JD instead
No big
>>146315784
He has about 40k more viewers than BTShit so I'd say yes
>Bulba dies four times
>Still more farmed than both supports on DB
bulba tho
>>146315719
you have to live in 2d fantasies if you don't think she's a bit homely but still a solid 6/10
>>146315880
EU always BTFOs NA.
I glanced and saw Secret down 1-7
Turn back and now it's 8-8.
This seems to happen a lot.
>>146315784
Uh, you do know he's going to their hub over the next few days, right?
>play KotL in pubs
>do the same bullshit puppey is doing
>unofficial team captain of retarded peruvians
>teleport them to push
>ping out hero with lowest hp
I don't care what anyone says, KotL works great in pubs, you just need to communicate what you're doing via pings and be the BALLER LANGUAGE-BARRIER SHOT CALLER.
>>146309754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoXJGu8XrKk
>>146315784
od had more pixels than bts, the goy freaked out and basically had to unleash more of his jewish powers by inviting people over
>>146315880
Lewd moments between Owen and Sheever
>>146315930
you have to be delusional if you think anything under 7/10 is unattainable for some certain group of people
>>146315953
DB didn't capitalize on their tempo advantage. They just sat back and farmed more. Secret is better at farming.
>>146315715
no, you are supposed to melee the hero
>>146315784
i wish for him to become the next zyori, fuck this fucking autist
i can only dream of based ld fucking him
>>146315930
>solid 6/10
A single cat lady, older than 30 and just a 6/10.
Only a sad loser would want a serious relation with her.
>>146315972
>acquire aghs
>get a mek tier heal every time it comes off cooldown + the damage nuke
He's a pretty great back-liner once you get aghs
SECRET
WILL
NEVER
LOSE
>>146316065
bulba "360NOSCOPE" thouhg
Secret's team fight coordination is so fucking trash
>>146315695
2GD got fired by VALVE directly, who were also firing the chinese production staff. This was decided after he made fun of EternalEnvy too much.
The entire fiasco was Americans not being able to take the bants of one lone Englishman.
>>146316032
it's mainly the individuals who post the kind of shit im talking about rather than a cohesive group.
>>146316198
>The entire fiasco was Americans not being able to take the bants of one lone Englishman.
eternalenvy is canadian you retard. it also wasnt him
>>146316060
>no, you are supposed to melee the hero
Then why does BB Troll have it?
Huh?
>>146316198
Hi yames, how is the LoL casting going?
YOOOOOOOOOO
>>146316103
I build aghs and GGreaves on him. Heals all day and night, never getting locked down before you can cast blinding light and TP a buddy in.
He's absurd in a strength hero meta because strength heroes tend to have stuns, and KotL's only downside is
>support with no hard disable
>>146316279
he's talking about valve not ee you double retard
>timber is balanced
>just gank his jungle and ward his chakram
dotards?
>>146316279
what has envy to do with anything? the firing was done by lord gaben
>>146316198
but EE is canadian
>Envy 14k net worth vs. 9k troll
>rtz with 18 bloodstone charges
>>146315930
Why is this always a discussion on /d2g/ when in reality it's easy as fuck.
Sheever is NOT anything near desirable.Get a clue.
Now Soe on the other hand....(even though she has the voice of a man as well)
>>146316318
its good stats
the range bonus lets him siege a bit safer
thats literally it
>>146316279
>>146316367
ebin meme my friend
>>146313729
what a shit game
I just want someone to humiliate envy to the point where he kills himself, is that so much to ask?
>>146316395
They didn't contest EE when they had uptempo early game. Classic strategic misplay.
>top Terrorblade performance in months
>no Lesnar poster
what a coincidence
do you think EE himself is the Lesnarposter?
>>146315157
Dark seer
>od aka badgrant is the only one casting shitrekt get knocked out
James was also an assgrabbing sexist who made cringeworthy comments whenever women were on broadcast. People really like to forget that and say it was all the whiteboard.
>Secret outfarming every single team they go up against by a huge margin
So it's confirmed then?
Pro dota is all about maximising farming efficiency?
>>146316378
They don't have as good of education as EU as we do in Canada, so you can't blame him.
>sunders puppey for the hp
GODLIKE
I can't wait for OG to fucking murder Bulba and his garbage offlane.
This kid can't play anything.
>>146316431
>Soe
A blizzdrone with daddy issues that aged like milk?
She's only one step over Kelly.
>>146315971
No shit, they've already planned out a casting schedule they're not going to change everything days before, but OD is cutting into LD's ad revenue for chump change, LD would be smart to start phasing OD out of casting altogether if he can't be a team player.
>>146316518
POETRY
PUPPEY LITERALLY GIVING EE HIS LIFE ENERGY.
THE SPIRIT BOMB IS REAL.
zero mobility on a sniper, what a surprise he dies
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>146316462
American= from USA
North American=from NA
South American=from SA
You cannot shorten or change any of these and have the same meaning.
>EE literally 2 clicks away from death
>Sniper walks back to tower
REEEEEEEEEE
WTF
>>146316609
>stands there afk for a full second
My butt was clenched as he calculated that one
>giving EE TB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSszS3BkRY
>>146316351
>>146316369
>This was decided after he made fun of EternalEnvy too much.
also the person that orchestrated the firing is alireza rampoosh, from canada via turkey and iran
>>146316462
>Americans
nobody refers to people from na as americans, its people from the united states
>>146316562
Women love it
I still believe.
>>146316279
eternal envy is chinese
>>146316612
Secret won't get to any tournaments high enough profile for OG to play in
>>146316714
same, my prostate tingled when he sundered puppey
>>146316702
he got hit by blidning light
>>146316570
no shit chinks figured this out years ago
why's this dumb britnigger randomly singing
>>146313729
>>146316483
what does chotto matte mean? been seeing it for a while, googling doesnt really help.
>>146316702
He was blinded lighted.
70%+ miss chance
>>146316792
>SECRET STRUGGLING AGAINST TEAMS LIKE SPIRIT AND DANISH BEARS.
>STILL NEED TO BEAT ALLIANCE/VP AND OTHER SHITTERS.
MY FUCKING SIDES.
>>146316580
I always thought our education was pretty shit tbqh, at least in ontario.
>post yfw secret doesnt lose
>>146316724
>Death Note music
>>146316639
Literally crying over a few thousand viewers for a single day
really
>>146316724
if it had a better ending it would be a 10/10
thanks for posting it though, forgot about it
>>146316896
They literally only need to place THIRD in their regional qualifier after this to get to TI.
>>146316917
I have patience, they can lose in the real qualis too
>>146316896
>struggling
>2-0s
??
YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE.
APOLOGIZE.
>>146316896
>>SECRET STRUGGLING AGAINST TEAMS LIKE SPIRIT AND DANISH BEARS.
>>STRUGGLING
>playing tinker
>allied terrorblade asks if he can sunder you in an educated manner
>mfw giving him permission to take your
>>146316613
>mfw you're right
However she's an orphan, so I can sympathize with the daddy issues.And I'm a huge sucker for blue eyes and the Pixar face.
>>146316198
None of this is true.
Go read James' own accounting of the situation. He openly admits to refusing to remove the goddamn white board and continuing to make chinese censorship jokes after in both cases multiple valve employees asked him to stop. Bruno alone gave him 3+ chances to remove the whiteboard before he got fired.
He was fired for insubbordination that endangered future valve contracts in china and actively refusing direct instructions from Gaben and Bruno.
Gaben called him an ass because he wrote a poorly worded 8 page manifesto badmouthing most of the dota team over TI4.
Also worth noting, by James' own admission in the document, he was on thin ice before the event even started and knew that he was on his "last chance" with valve after how much of an ass he made of himself at TI4, (basically went up to staff at the event and told them they didn't know how to do their jobs, it was true, but unprofessional).
All this talk of hipocrisy whenever people don't get fired for saying "jew" or "cuck" makes no sense, he didn't get fired for racism or cursing, he got fired for pissing off bruno and gabe.
>>146316792
ehh???
nanda korre
>>146316896
They were struggling against Comanche and PD,not against these
>>146316896
>Struggling
?
Are you even watching these games?
Secret are stomping this game.
>Hurricane Pike TB
what
[MEME HAS BEEN CENSORED BY EU LAW]
>>146316896
>struggling
>30 mins, Envy double Troll's net worth
>Radiant has only lost one tier 1
>Dire only have two lanes of rax and no tier 2s
Who's the cuck now?
>hurricane pike
>bloodthorn
what are our next upgraded items
>puppey more farmed than the sniper
>>146316639
but od is the shit
>>146317116
LMAO2ultis
Maybe going through the OQ is what Secret needed to get back on track.
>>146316613
>aged like milk
She looks exactly the fucking same as she did with long hair
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2455113440
spoiler alert
>>146317116
the beesa build. excellent stats for cheap as well as increased atk range into towers
Wow, I guess I'm a cruzmissile now...
>>146317203
go away thoorin
>they fell for the trilane meme
>they fell for the bulba bait feed
>they gave ee free farm on tb
this game was over before it started
>ted cruz
>porn star name
/pol/
>>146317151
lvl 2 rapier
gives 500 damage, takes 2 rapiers
>missed 3 continuous hours of shitstain long qua casting
fuck
gg
>>146317068
lmao, you got that so opposite that it's insane
Also fyi he only wrote that AFTER gaben called him an ass because he wanted the record straight on the matter.
He was also told to "be himself" by icefrog himself. He had no instructions of what to do and it was an unorganized shit fest. Read through the fiasco better.
I think James did wrong but Valve blew it out proportion.
>>146317068
>mfw i liked the whiteboard
Apologize
>Terrorblade is balanced
LMAO ICESHIT
FUCKING PROTOSS DEATHABLL THE HERO
>>146317068
Fuck Valve, they knew who they were hiring.That's his fucking thing,you can't hire someone and tell them "that thing you do,don't do it"
Now James won't even consider laid back tourneys because of the backlash.
>>146317116
The last teamfight Earth Spirit got away because he outranged Envy. Envy rage bought the Hurricane Pike.And if Sniper ever got bigger he wouldn't get kited as hard.
>>146317365
>literally less strength than Crystal Maiden
Just use magic damage in lane. You can't deal with that 10 armor
>I'm asexual
GG
>>146317365
babyknight you are such fucking trash at dota go back to your dead game
>>146317275
no owen is just an austistic retard with no grasp of the real world
his world only consists of collegehumor and 3k dota
>ODPixel is a sick fuck that sniffs couch seats
Is going both S&Y AND Manta viable for Terrorblade?
It sounds really good on paper to me. Lots of stats, easy build up, helps out your melee TB.
>>146317225
Is he trying to eat it?
Hey dotards, the extra damage from lens turns into extra healing with aghs KotL of the light?
Because that plus the extra range looks pretty good for a relatively cheap item.
>>146317458
Good. OD is not for sexual.;_;
sheever is too shameful to eat candy but suddenly talks about couch sniffing and fetishes
what the fuck
>20 mins until our guys veggies play
FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
>FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
>FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
>FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
>FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
>FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
>FUCK YOU ETERNAL ENVY
CUTE
>>146317483
I have seen this very post on /d2g/ after Sheevar got up last year. And probably again before then.
>>146317493
dragon lance is basically 1900 gold sny
>>146317571
no I don't think so
lens doesn't amp other healing effects
maybe tho you never know with this buggy as fuck client
Eternal Weeaboo you guys
>>146315583
By all accounts it was a poo in loo that got offended by 2gd.
I want to sniff Sheevers seat.
How is ODpixel's stream doing so much better than BTS's stream despite barely casting? Do people really not give a shit about production and casting quality? People are always so quick to complain about those.
>>146317616
What are you talking about? Sheever eats on stream all the time
>>146317694
me on the left
>>146316750
No difference.
>babyknight's on the other team so I have to cheer for secret
I never imagined it coming to this
our boys soon lads
>>146317754
lol shut up LD
>>146317493
>4100 gold
>+16 str & agi
>good stats
you're dum
>>146317694
wah this is very sugoi
like
Grant "The Walmart Warlord" Harris is LIVE to cast the NA qualifiers
twitch tv grandgrant
>>146317760
have you even watched the stream or read the thread?
she sat with a massive pillow in front of her face every time she licked a fucking lollipop, so fucking obvious its pathetic
>>146317754
Because BTS stream is casted by AnneeDroid and some literalwho
>>146317813
?
Did he do something in sc2 or?
>>146317493
>4100 gold
>+16 str & agi
>good stats
you're dum
>>146317723
I still don't like him. He makes some retarded decisions.
>gonna miss about an hour of grant casting
please for the LOve of god EG do NOT FUCKING lose while I'm not watching
why is sheever still allowed to speak on screen about dota
Post best waifu's best looks.
>Universe on team
>Neither Arteezy or EE can farm at even a Tier 2 pro level
>Universe off team
>EE hits 800 GPM in 33 minute game
>>146317386
>>146317346
>icefrog himself
Icefrog doesn't run events. That's the mistake he made. I'm not disagreeing that he was put in charge of an unsalvageable shitshow, but the document reads differently than you put it. Regardless of when he put out the document (he kept adding to it), he was playing the victim card to literally every dota 2 personality who would listen to him. Valve wanted to keep a "Perfect World's Fault" narrative going and he ran counter to that with a lot of his social media and reddit statements. His biggest sin in valve's book was probably running counter to their PR.
I'm not saying he's a bad person or a bad host or that he deserved what happened, but he didn't get fired for saying fuck, and all the people who yell OD SAID JEW FIRE HIM LIKE JAMES are idiots.
>>146317909
nice la
>tfw Trump has absolutely no chance to win
LMOA
our boy grant is live lads
prepare for triggered redditors
>>146317694
>slark x not naga
>tide x not kunkka
>>146318065
wrong thread?
>>>/hsg/
>S-Secret will lose the open qualifier!
>S-Secret will lose in the regional qualifier!
>S-Secret won't even make it through the Upper Bracket!
>S-Secret will definitely get destroyed in the Grand Finals
YOU CAN'T STOP THE SECRET TRAIN
>>146317913
she should stop hiding it
>>146318161
Is this a boy?
>>146318147
It's because OD is a Slarkpicker (and also a rude brit lad) and Sheever RAVAGE
>>146318161
source pls
>>146317571
Think about what KotL's spells do and what he needs from the limited number of items he should be able to buy if he's not stealing his whole team's farm.
Aether is not on that list. Even if the interaction you described worked, Mek is better in every regard.
Team Secret @teamsecret 10m10 minutes ago
All according to keikaku!
It's time to stop supporting these retards.
>>146318120
>prepare for triggered redditors
Why? I'm an european redditor and I like grant.
>>146318161
Didn't they struggle against teams that couldn't even get an invite to the regional qualifiers?
>>146317571
just tested it, it doesnt work
>>146318147
That's because OD is in the friendzone faggot.
>>146317913
But why?
>Too shameful to eat candy
what does that even mean?
>>146318337
>european redditor
Why are you being redundant?
>>146318301
but you are anime
chill and enjoy dota
tubby is such a dork
>>146318292
if you can't recognize that art style, you don't deserve it.
>>146318393
Most redditor users are from USA. I mean it's not even close.
>>146318292
>Not recognizing that artstyle
Why don't you go ask /aco/
>>146318506
but reddit is the biggest pro-yuro website on the internet
>>146318181
woah
who the fuck eats candy that lewdly
>>146318181
Now remove the first 5 seconds of this webm.
>>146318292
>Plays Dota 2
>Doesn't recognize IC
What's wrong with you
Why does OD bully Tobi so much?
>jib jab and andy salad
OD is trying way too hard
lel.
>>146318551
There are a ton of college-age and college educated people in the US who absolutely worship everything European.
>>146318672
yeah obviously it's incase, but i can only find giant-ass galleries.
>>146313891
>>146318672
>>146318538
okayy
>>146318551
Reddit is even more NA than NAdota
>My heart is a little slower than normal
5 seconds and grant already made me smile
>it's almost been a year since SLAYER
where did the time go
>this memestream is btfoing the fat jew
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
get and Na'Vi win Ti6
>>146318889
>>146318836
newniggers ruined dota
>datdota is dead
what's the replacement?
is there one?
>>146318889
maybe next year
The fuck is going on this meme stream? Are they high?
>>146318889
q-qué?
t.... this smells of arteezy
>>146319047
no they're just "tired"
>>146316570
1. Farm more
2. Build the right items
3. Farm and items and levels means its harder to throw.
Some items, like early mek, Desolater in the right lineup, makes it very hard to throw.
Step 4: Don't throw
>>146319047
>they
>he's a redditor watching OD when our guy grant is live
>>146314812
Orbs are a toxic mechanic that limit champion builds and thus make the game less fun.
We're working towards eliminating them in the next 6 months, we're also looking into increasing passive gold, reducen TP price and cooldown (more rotations = more fun) and perhaps substitute the jungle camps with "mini-arenas" where hero kills will grant 1x/1.5x/2x gold if a hero is killed within the arena area.
We are also BUFFING the heroes that have fallen out of the meta since NERFING has always been a toxic and anti-fun balancing technique.
Please submit your requests/ideas, if they get enough votes on reddit we might (or might not) implement them.
Cheers!
>>146315995
That ending fuck me I wasn't ready.
>>146319096
Ive dated too many young people. I want to date desperate christmas cakes now.
>>146318836
I remember when in dota 1 not only you would get kicked for this but also account and IP banned
>>146318889
this actually counts
Does anyone know when EG's game is supposed to start
>spend 8 hours a day watching a stream
>if not watching then playing
its been like this for how many years now? when are you gonna change anon?
Don't alliance have to qualify too now?
WHERES ALLIANCE STRIM
>>146319181
Nothing forced you to mention it's your first time.
>>146319181
you would get banned in dota1 for not knowing incase?
well now a lot of things about d2g make sense
>>146319153
arenas ?
no pls
>>146319181
wow
so you are the chosen "oldfags" by incase nice
>>146319153
>We are also BUFFING the heroes that have fallen out of the meta since NERFING has always been a toxic and anti-fun balancing technique.
this is true though
>Grant playing New God Flow by Kanye
>>146318797
>>146318836
Jesus christ do I have to spoonfeed people everything? Why haven't people learned to recognize every piece of art Incase has ever drawn yet?Nah fuck you I worked hard for this level of experience
>>146319153
And on the note of this poor excuse of a shittpost, does anyone have the screens of the valve insider dropping insider bombs?
>Grant casting the Secret game
oh thank god save me from OD's cast
>>146319507
Sheever would be proud of u anon
>>146319598
I want to kidnap and rape this anime
>BattleBlock Theater OST.
lmao
Is ODpixel using viewbots? How does he have more viewers than BTS?
I actually hate this fucking game. 3 days of the most abject fucking GARBAGE I've ever had to play with.
>>146319746
>>146319285
open quallies != regional quallies
>>146319507
>underage feeling proud of his "experience"
>>146319581
this
>>146319746
SWNL
Puppan has a huge following, after all he was apart of the legendary NaVI
Is RTZ elite?
RIP
i
p
CHARLIE
>>146319746
>2 whales casting bts
Stupid animeposter
Who the hell wants to watch that annedroid and whatever else they throw in?
tuned in for an hour and was so bored.
>stupid fucking meme shit
Sheever needs to fuck off.
Why is a literal aryan goddess fucking a toddlerfaced skinnyfat semiautistic manchild?
Sheever seems like the kind of girl who doesn't have any friends to tell her she's waaaaay out of the league of the guy she's dating.
>>146319181
idk
I only played Eul's DotA from Reign of Chaos
DotA Allstars was a shit game with shit balance
>>146315995
Does anyone remember that one Undying video set to the Dead Island trailer music.
Anyone got a link to the song OD played? The one that sort of sounded like "The times they are a changin'"
>>146319884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA6JE8DrC1M
>>146317068
>He was fired for insubbordination that endangered future valve contracts in china and actively refusing direct instructions from Gaben and Bruno.
[citation needed]
>Gaben called him an ass because he wrote a poorly worded 8 page manifesto badmouthing most of the dota team over TI4.
Wow, it's like you have no clue what you're talking about!
>>146319915
Other guys in the scene are manlets.
>>146319746
Can we get an explanation of this in next OP?
I'm tired of people who just got here asking.
>>146319763
>me ooga team booga during grant stream
this is a chillness safe space, fampai. banter is allowed. whining like a bitch is not.
>>146319915
>woman over 30 years of age
>out of anyone's league
pick one
is Aui2000 on Secret now?
>>146319316
If your nickname sucked you were fucked
if you were suspected to be a shiter they would ask you question, if you failed or took too long you were fucked
If you didn't write properly or showed any signs of being a fucktard you were fucked
If you showed any signs of liking drugs or any meme retarded tendencies associated with shitters you were fucked
If you showed signs of sucking before the game started, everyone would insult you then ask for a remake and you were fucked
If you were having a bad day and played like shit once you were fucked
If you fed non intentionally you were fucked
If your connection or computer weren't good you were fucked
The best players after some point tend to know each other and for these closed communities, it was awesome but if someone hated you might get kicked from games if you weren't know you were fucked
The good thing is that there was pseudo region lock , you could ban and or autokick players based ping and country
and of course leavers , map hackers and all that shit
There were no guides bots or anything, you had to learn on your own
Dota 1 was rough as shit
get 4 nabi
>>146320059
>chillness
>fampai
I hope someone drops a fucking nuke on your house.
THIS WILL BE TI6 AND I AM SO FUCKIGN READY
THE GOAT HAS RETURNED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSszS3BkRY
big dick owen making the woman go pack, absolute ledge
>but i want to watch the game
>GO PACK NOW
>>146320026
>quoting posts from an hour ago
I'm not "citing" obvious insubordination in a business environment for you because you're 15.
When you don't listen to your boss you lose your job, you special snowflake.
>>146317068
He didn't piss off Bruno one bit and furthermore the only person he ever directly insulted was a poo in the loo from Canuckistan who is responsible for TI4 being fucking BORING.
>>146320170
>if you have to download the latest map you get kicked
People were rude as fuck in war3 customs
>>146319915
Sheeverfags are the literal worst.
This is why we get whales and brain-dead no personality tier women.
I'm glad Valve forced Kaci down our throats.
Who won in the Bulba/Universe trade
pack my bags bitch I ain't got time for you rofl
Hey!
>>146320013/zoot/?
Reminder that Arteezy is a very valuable player because he is the only one that can rally russian fans away from russian orgs and the russian market is the biggest in dota.
>>146320170
>If you showed any signs of liking drugs or any meme retarded tendencies associated with shitters you were fucked
Having a real hard time believing this one lad.How does that even work?
>Dr Hyde and Mr Jekyll made Frankenstein
AMERICANS EVERYONE
>>146320351
only for dota and is understandable since having the map was rule n1
for all the rest the host had to sweet talk people into not leaving, the only exception were ORPGs people took that shit seriously
>>146320626
Don't tell me grand just said that.
>mention Yames in a remotely negative light
>free (you)s
>the more nuanced and believable your criticism is, the more (you)s you get
Literally easier than reddit sometimes.
>>146320626
I NEED SHELLY-FAGS TO LEAVE.
>>146320013
Piano man by billy joel?
>>146320558
That and he is actually really good. As much as Envy and RTZ are memes and go full retard. If Envy and RTZ both hit good form they can outplay any team honestly. Bulba should get replaced by Aui
>>146320351
I'm glad that cancer is gone now tbqh, wc1 dota was nigger supreme
>>146320558
He's an Uzbek. He isn't Russian and nearly every Russian considers them subhuman.
>1 : Fear
>2 : Sumail
>3 : Universe
>4 : Zai
>5 : PPD
Still makes me grin lads
So
Fucking
Good
>>146320694
How many (You)s have yous got in the (You)s bank?
James is a retard who ruined everything for himself
in b4 hurr thats just his personality
yea and where is he now?
>this legion
what the fuck
DB's on massive tilt
>>146320917
no girlfriend
no scene
no fans
no job? What is he doing now?
>>146320598
The guy who wrote that post correlates being bad at dota with drug use. The meme of hating drug users is new and is being applied in reverse. That said, trying to play any remotely competitive game like DotA or Quake 3 while high and admitting it did get you autokicked back then. Teams just didnt want to play with people only paying half-attention because they're inebriated.
Attitude still kinda exists, I've been kicked from no crits TF2 servers for being drunk before.
>>146320558
>Uzbekistani
>Russian
>>146320694
>baiter
>redditor
>probably NA cuck too
>>146321006
probably still making his quake clone
>try to gank
>end up ganked
Story of this game.
Is GranDGranT literally retarded?
>pendance
>nich-eeeee
>dr jeckel invented frankenstein
>>146320917
Producing his twitch shooter game which might actually be decent if Quake Champions fucks up.
>>146321006
He's been doing some OW casting, and is apparently working on his arena shooter, but we all know that's not going to ever be made.
>>146308947
/d2g/ bloodbowl team when?
what is that shit with dancing people thats on repeat green screen
>>146320694
what a remarkable image and combination of words you managed to conjure up from that contraption you call A BRAIN. I regret to inform you however that I do not give one complete ostensible fuck about you or anything that you might spur from that venomous mouth. i sincerely hop that you FUCKING DIE so that the world will forever and quixotically be without YOUR PUTRID STAIN.
>>146321175
CoolCat
>>146308457
bheever has the biggest tits I've ever seen in my LIFE
>>146321113
I bet you thought his "Plato" and "Aristotle" quotes yesterday were serious too.
>>146321113
yes he is
>this LC
shaking my head, family.
>>146321006
James is a perfect example of the dangers of alcohol
good lord how i wish grandgrant have streamed secret
but it wouldnt be the same, guy only knows NA but so much
>>146320725
>Piano man by billy joel
That's the one, thanks!
>>146308947
>Dota Duck
>Tresdin's Squire
>Mildly Inconvenienced
>Clan_Iraq
>Me Ooga Team Booga
>memeback
>Just TP out
>>Doubting
>Forced 50%
>Ward His Jungle
The fuck is this shit?
>TB top of net worth again
welp this game is over
>>146321120
KEK
Secret lost this didnt they? or at least the entire game is on arteezy
secret's gonna win right? this shit is boring & grant is always fun, can I change streams now?
LMAO GRANT
>>146321456
what are you asking? if you don't recognise that entire list you need to lurk more
>double smoke
>find nothing
BYE EARTH SPIRIT
>>146320694
You do realize you have to recirculate those (You)'s into the economy or face time in meme prison, right?
WHERE IS LESNARBROOOO
lmao2smoke
>>146321039
100% proud NA cuck and proud.
I only post on /r/dota during shitstorms like the Ryan Lewis thing, when you can easily collect 50+ downvotes by expressing any serious/troll opinion at all if it disagrees with reddit slightly.
I post here year round though, I only started shitting on reddit when they did that "guide to posting on /d2g/" that shit this thread up.
The best way to get people to waste the maximum amount of time arguing with you is to not outright pick the opposite of their argument, but to follow their logic train to a different place and refuse to come to the same conclusions of them. I argued that Ryan Lewis was the victim and that Reddit calling him a "dumb ape" was "veiled racism and dog whistles".
Shit is too much fun. I'm usually honest in this thread, but I legit found 2GD to be naive and annoying, and it's my most successful bait here so I play my part when he comes up.
>void knocking Tiny out of the arcana vote
I'm actually triggered.
A hero with a shit ton of cosmetics, a bland aesthetic, and a fucking remodel that he didn't actually need, is beating out a hero with "literally" infinite arcana possibilities.
>>146321516
yes
>>146321574
I recognize them all.Except the squire which I think I remember hearing once over two years agobut the bottom five are much more prominent.
>>146321516
yes and yes
If you double smoke it doesn't pop when you get near heroes and towers
>PPD Treant
I love it!
NO
PETER
DON'T REVEAL THE POWER OF TREEMAN TO THESE PEOPLE
I HAVEN'T FARMED ENOUGH MMR YET
>>146321685
>OUR hero is losing the vote
You're all fucking useless.
>>146321516
After that teamfight, yep this game is over Secret have it. Plus OD and Sheever have no energy left and the spam in chat is terrible.
>>146321705
You don't recognise the squire? Pathetic
>>146321705
squire gets posted even now
>>146310864
it's a shame that clan_iraq posting died out though
CAN OUR BOY TC DO IT?
>>146321776
>>146321685
I'm launching the game and voting for tiny 48 fucking times right now.
We're gonna settle this quarry, boys.
>ppd treant
why
im actually glad babyknight and hestejoe loses, they are my nemesis
>>146321775
DELETE THIS
>People don't realise the significance of PPD Treant
There's no way EG can lose this.
>>146321902
What's wrong with Babyknight?
What if all ranged heroes did half dmg at melee range?
>>146321705
>I recognize everything but tresdin's squire
newfag test failed, squire is posted every single thread.
>nearly lose to PDgaming
>stomp every """"""good""""" team
ummmmmmm
how upsetting must it be to lose in the OQ finals only to have to play through all the cheese BO1s again for another shot
you could get fucked by bracketing and face a half decent team in like, RO32 and the fact that you reached finals last time doesnt mean anything if you get fucked
EG could lose this, PPD Treant is so hit or miss
>>146321987
he's an immense faggot
>>146321692
>>146321737
>>146321810
thanks famalams
>>146321893
Man I must be fuckin' retarded. I've scrolled over that every single time thinking it was a fucking Navy Seals version of Dota.
>>146322102
>Cock sucking lips
>your loyalty will be rewarded
what did she mean by this?
>>146321893
>clan_iraq posting died
do you realize that guardian greaves tinker poster IS clan_iraq?
>>146321705
Literally on a currently alive thread
>>146310864
>>146322184
ikr
>4-1-4 on LC
>>146322027
What is Drow Ranger
>>146314812
because all of Ursa's damage is already baked into him. getting deso is overkill (although blight stone is nice)
Secret already win this aren't they.
>summail losing to another indian
Can he get any worse?
I thought the american poo in the loos were supposed to be good?
tbqh this EG Secret OQ move is just unfair
RIP new faces
>>146322243
i mean clan_iraq or not it just makes sense, the mana is much more efficient
>>146322365
MSS won the block, and has thus won the game
>>146322398
There's a second open qualifier.
>>146310469
maybe but this shit is just too cringey
>Danish Bears giving Secret TB twice
I just got back to the second game. Why did they do this Dotards?
BSJ GAME IS UP
reminder that our guys are currently fighting their way through the OQ
/merlinidota
/dotacapitalist
/blackdotatv
/fogged
this lc lamo
>>146322398
There's always high-tier teams that are gonna get left out of the regionals.
It's bound to happen. If it weren't Secret it would have been Team Spirit or something
>>146322635
me on the right
I BELIEVE IN TC
>>146322550
There's no sense following anyone but EG and Secret today, they have to start over in the next phase.
DO YOU PART
>Tinker vs Timbersaw lane
Just like muh animus and mangos
>SHAZAM IS GOING TO TAKE EG'S PLACE AT TI6
>>146322635
what type of icecream is that?
Sheevers tits are so huge
>>146322635
I want to fucking smash his fucking face into that ice cream and kick him in the balls
>>146322721
i'll watch eg and secret in the regionals and at TI too
i wont get to watch veggies outside the OQ probably
>>146322740
Save the tiny
>>146322835
on the left is white and black penis icecream.
on the right is asian penis icecream.
as you can see the asian type is much shorter
>>146322882
he's accomplished more than you have, anon.
>bsj walks into rosh and feeds for no reason when he has free farm in lane/jungle
~_______~
>PPD is bad
>>146322825
where's full pic
322
>>146323069
correct
Why does envy sit there for a full second before using Sunder? Is he 322 right now?
>>146323018
I'm not jealous of success, I like puppey, PPD, OG. I dislike envy, I hate his face, I hate his anime obsession, I hate his personality.
>people think terrible carry stands a chance
Overrated autist bkbs for no reason, then feeds himself. World class player.
>>146323037
not his fault, his team is just dogshit
Secret Throws.
FUCK.
>2 bashes in 4 hits
>Eleven minute blink on Zai
a LITERAL god