Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/ /gulag/

First for TeamSecrexit

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first

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>d2g fell for the honeypot roster

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>146292783
what mango is this from?

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jugg is freefarming

panic

I bet this void is going to rape EE all game.

>>146292826
literally first result on google

bleach

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They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

Secret is going to lose to TS

isnt it

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WHO HERE /TEAMTOAST/ ?

My boy eskill got this.

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Sheever!

It's okay PLD is on Lion. They literally can't lose.

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>secret will be leaving this tournament harder than Britain leaving the EU

heh

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Are secret just incapable of winning early?

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post yfw secret and eg won't go to TI because of their retarded player switching

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>tfw Secret will win this
THEY NEED TO BE CRUSHED

>>146292915
>implying they won't lose to TT

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ITT: Characters that remind you of yourself.
For me it’s Kefka – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>146292974
holy shit, even his hair used to be fat

>>146293005

They are garbage. They are just winning because 40+ minute games are rare for newer teams to have practiced.

>>146293054
what was the original version of this pasta

>people like this retarded odp+sheever reality tv steam

God I just wish our guy ld would cast this instead.

>>146292970
>pld baiting literally every ult

Poor pld, feeding so his artz and ee don't.

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>secret

Are these guys nobodies?

>>146293050
i doubt TT is going to win

Secret can just win by inertia with ravage into nova

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I'm fucking awful at this game

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John Connor... it is time.

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>>146292471
>>146292303
>>146292534
What the fuck is this reddit invasion? He has ALWAYS until his first appearance in Secret been le funny guy spewing memes, loudly shouting in russian and massaging era.
Literally the only notable thing about him was the fact that he was considered to be the best meepo player in the world which didn't mean much because it was never picked in competitive. And even then, when Fnatic played with Excalibur, meepo was always being picked FOR HIM, not for fucking notail.

Damn these guys have secrets number

>>146292842
yes when im seeking to date a girl i make sure she is more feminine than masculine because that's what im attracted to

>>146293143
Bro they have a HoN champ and are 7k

they gucci familam

>>146293154
Ex lemondogs players and some Hon pros, 2x 7k atleast.

How's Secret going in the Open Qualifiers?

>>146293176
Then quit. I did.

>>146293005
All EE and arteezy can do is click creeps until they can't be stopped

>>146293251
choking and it's not even semis yet

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>>146293251
They're doing good. Despite being a shit T1-team, they're T1 nevertheless
I wish they got disqualified

>>146293102
This is the original version.
Step your meme-game up, senpai!

>>146293250
yes but its still secret with a press R to win lineup

TT has to become massive and not fuck up while secret will always have a chance until much later or something goes extremely wrong

>>146293207
itt: fat manlet neckbeard thinks he's more "manly" than someone a woman actually likes because "muh facial hair" "muh shoulders" "muh caveman ancestors"

>>146293184
m8 stop living in the past, you said it yourself he's been a T1 player for over a year and a half, people were respect banning his signature heroes on Secret and C9, that's not something you do to the "weak link" of a team
kill yourself already

>nobash void
what meme build is this

>>146293250
I didn't mean to reply to your message,
it was meant for: >>146293143

>>146293415
they're most definetely not tier 1 riught now, tier 2 maybe, but not tier 1.
if you're generous then tier 1 = top 8~ teams worldwide or something

>>146293498
>fat manlet neckbeard

stickfigure trap faggot detected, cry some more skelly

just me or are the queue times getting worse and worse?

>>146293504
don't you know about the offlane Useless Void build meme ? For some reason it's a thing

>>146293504
the "I got $50,000 from turk billionaire" build

How will EE meme this game into a sure loss?

Does he go agh instead of BKB and become irrelevant? Mask of madness to dying every fight? Or typical farming dangerous with no buyback?

theres a huge moth-butterfly-like thing in my room. do i kill it or nah? it hasnt moved yet but im 70% sure it will bother me in the future.

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help

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Like the tournament so far guys? :)

>puppy not on axe
>suddenly secret is gucci

Can't make this up, don't pick this hero for yourself anymore dude!

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>>146293613
Any chance of qualifiers being rigged ?

>>146291886
>>146291582


Full team secret fallen warriors when?

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>>146293678
>blogging in middle of open qualifiers

leave

>>146293735
>be billionaire
>offer some no names who never made money off vidya in the third world 20k each to throw
>Secret "win" open qualifiers against better teams

WAKE UP

THE TRUTH IS IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES

>>146293678
Don't play tide. If you want to offlane play something that can have an impact by itself because your teammates won't have good teamwork. Like void.

>>146293678
>Same retarded builds
>No iron talon
>Shit CS every game
>Blogging during esports

can someone give me a video where CLQ says "ample amount of ____ "

I need it for a vid I'm making

the couple problems are so leaking in

>>146293780
It'd be far easier to rig the qualifiers than an actual LAN

FLYING SATYR
LMAO

>>146293838
And risk a huge scandal that could get Secret banned from esports for 1 year or more if any one person of the many people involved talks?
Yeah sure thing buddy.

>struggle against literal whos
>stomp 7ks like it's nothing

ummmmmmm

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How do we save him?

>>146293760

Axe let them win last game dude.

Only control against a bkb Sven

>7k stack doing worse than literal who stack

is MMR a joke

>>146293972
literally everyone on dire dies from lion + sunsstrike and theres no aghs ns to stop them
is ez at that point

>>146293993
Give him his Shadow Fiend back.

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anyone else feel depressed after PD was stolen their win?
dont even feel like watching any more
this toast team wont win since their void is shit and they have no synergy with any other hero
after that its bo3 x2, secret wont lose those no matter what
fuck =/

>>146294047
considering getting MMR consists of picking the same 5 heroes over and over. yes it's a joke

>>146293995
only because fucking envy never bought an abyssal.
Tbh puppey axe was part of what got them in that situation where sven was even a threat.

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>>146293995
His plays in the early to mid game put them in a sorry state in the first place. I'm not arguing that he fucking clutched it in late game, but today and yesterday showed that his axe is not the most stable of heroes.

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Enough with this nonsense, Secret are playing XBOX, SHUT UP FUNNEK and Goblak next

>>146293838
>Implying he didnt call isis on them

white fries gaming are a bunch of fucking retards

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>>146293965

dead men tell no tales

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What is this shit in the background of ODPixel's stream?

>>146294170
puppey is shut up funnek

>>146294232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuyV6G6atoQ

How the fuck did this team get this far?

im talking about Secret LOL

>>146294232
>literally being this new

>>146294146

Envy couldn't afford to get an Abysall because then he would have 0 dps, couldn't have threatened Oracle which is what let them get fights going their way and all.

Other choices could have been BM and Enigma, but BM was banned and Enigger couldn't have tanked like Axe did

>>146294210
>watching SEA OQs

lmfao

SEA regional qualifiers are going to be trash, OQs are probably like watching a 5k pub

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>secret going through all the Bo1 on the first attempt

HATERS GETTING BTFO INTO OBLIVION

Novelty of this ODxSheever stream wore off pretty quickly desu.
Watching ingame with no caster and directed camera is probably better than this meme infested garbage.

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>EE

>>146294393
there's still a slav meatgrinder after that

>lose a teamfight 4v3

these shitters are somehow worse than secret

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>>146294109
I'm depressed as well.
Why did they kick w33 and Misery anons ? That Secret was the most successful and the fun to watch one

>>146294298
That Oracle was 95% useless and wasn't much a priority and I honestly think he was throwing

>Ulting Sven immediately after he BKB's at full health

As an Oracle player I can tell you he did this on purpose or he's never fucking read what the skills do. There's no excuse for doing that at all.

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>>146294109
Agreed. PD fucking rekt them but they crumbled under the pressure big time.
That one last fight where PLD was baiting saved their sorry asses from being eliminated.
Also Sven's subpar backdoor attempt.

HOLY SHIT BASED BULBA SALVAGING THIS GARBAGE TEAM

BOLBA TOUHG

>EE: Fast, how can I throw this game?
>Puppey: Just buyback and die again

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>146294431
no

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MATE THAT REFRESHER

is this void supposed to be 6k?

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BULBA THOUHG

>>146294431
I'm here for Sheever's gasps and subtle finger touching.

>SnY BKB
Nice item build Jugg

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>>146294281
But why does he ALWAYS play this crap on his streams? What significance does it have?

>>146294298
He bought a moonshard instead of completing abyssal. Honestly didn't affect his dps much, the abyssal would have given them more of an answer to sven than additional damage would have.
Sven also didn't buy bkb forever, but artour fucked up on the whole "not get picked off" thing so they had no control even then.
Axe is a good hero in the situation, but puppey's axe was incredibly lackluster and even just bad.

>>146294571
>left front-teeth is smaller than the right one
can't unsee

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Apologize right now.

is there a sheever picture collection anywhere

>>146294639
Just a wacky 90's music video that RTC found and popularised

>>146294639
>cap falling asleep
>blitz staring blankly

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>>146294495
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/86040272

thats the oracle player
it was either a missclick or he wanted to purge something off the sven so he didnt need to use BKB -> shit happens
need to watch the replay really closely for that

>meta is all about early fighting
>CK never gets picked
What went wrong?

>>146294727
It was Zai

>>146294712
im sorry you can barely beat some tier 4 team artour

>>146294658
What happened last game? I thought Secret won. Didn't watch though.

>>146294727
>RTC found

lol

RTC has had nothing original on his stream ever

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You talkin' to me?

Why is rtc so inconsistent? It's almost like he was bipolar or some shit.
When they get a good start, he's probably one of the best carries in the game currently, but if their early game goes to shit he looks like a lost child at Ikea. I know, you're naturally gonna play more comfortable when you're in the driver's seat, but he really needs to find a balance for when they're behind.

>>146294782

They won at 70 mins and with their throne at 20% hp

>>146294782
Secret won but barely.
Enemy Sven lost his team the game by making some real bad decisions.

It ended in baserace that the Sven could have won if he dropped his HotD and took his refresher.

>>146294824
He needs s4 back to give him direction

>>146294431
od is garbage yet neo-d2g endorses him

i don't want casters with english accent, we were just fine before

>>146294796
>reflection
almost gave it a 10/10 but that ruined it

>>146294727
>wacky 90s music

howdy pardner

>>146294882
don't forget their Oracle straight up choking and ultying his Sven at the start of the fight

>>146294782
Secret bombed midgame hard, puppey and artour were constantly getting caught out by bat and the radiant sven got fat. Bulba and PLD dragged everyone else kicking and screaming to lategame where the pubstack crumbled under pressure.

How is EE going to throw this?

>>146294795
oh Really? what about the MemeMaster?

>>146294639
why is OD gesturing like hitler and why is LD looking so sullen

>>146294926
OD is good. Your opinions =/= facts. Suck my 14 inch dick you little faggot.

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brb using the toiklet

>>146294281
this shit is too /fa/

>>146294662
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

>>146294723
Unfortunately, not my computer

>>146295053
It's just house music. It was everywhere in the 90's.

>>146294796
>>146294950
someone just save it, crop everything to the right of the reflection's shoulder and reup

>>146294639
Do you think Owen's energy is why Sheever chose him out of her entire man-harem?

>>146295029
Because he can't contain his passion. Because he's a dried up old jew and nothing he does in this closed room without an audience looking at him is going to increase his net worth in either money or public opinion.

In that order.

>>146295035
>d2g hopping on the OD dick when james died

you guys eat whatever they feed you

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>>146294950
>not the eyes, especially his left

>>146295106
the music was made last year, only the video is from the 90s

>>146295007
more like

the other team got ddos so hard they were playing with 400 ping

>>146295196
very 90s-esque tho

>>146294723
best i know

http://imgur.com/a/
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>>146295204
Albanian internet m80, they didn't even need to be DDOS'd to be at 400ms.

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>lion doesnt finger jugger

>>146295382
>gets chrono'd before he can

We're talking about PLD here

>>146295196
do you know where the original video comes from?

>>146295382
is there a version of suicide pepe with a trebuchet? i suddenly need it

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>>146291596
Aether Lens on Oracle might have been the game winning move. He kept staying back, so he was rarely in danger of death.
It also enables him to stay even further back to disarm & heal & Purge.
No the real problem is they picked Oracle, but never bothered to figure out how to use the Ulti.

The ideal is BKB -> Oracle Ulti
What happened in the match was Oracle Ulti -> Sven Blinks in and BKBs.
Wasting the entire ultimate.

>>146295382
I'll finger ur mum

LMAO

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I'm doing it guys!

>Le ebin no damage offlane void build

WAOW, so useful. So stronk. Much stuns.

SWNL

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2454814093

>use bkb and exorcism after void chronoed to save jug

>>146295196
It's still just house music that was everywhere in the 90's.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsuRHVYb6xc

>>146295345
Then thats even worse a well-coordinated and heavily practiced Reddit team almost beaten by a rag-tag group of Albanian virgins run by a furry and a BR with 800 ping.

>>146295458
A show called "The Grind"
>The Grind was a dance music show broadcast on the cable television station MTV between 1992 and 1997.

SWNL

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any gaben's pets here with 0 reports?

>>146295541
lmao TEMPO CONTROL!!!
LMAO I PRESS R AND CONTROL THE TEMPO OF THE GAME

>>146295583
Just because its like 90s music doesnt make a difference. Thats like people saying that Neo-Gothic buildings were built in the 1600s. Its revival

>>146295646
>0 abandons
lmoa what a tool

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>everyone on the secret bandwagon
>team goes to shit

>everyone wants secret to lose open qualifiers
>team keeps advancing round after round

why is it so fun to be a contrarian?

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aww shit, alternate's asses got ate

>>146295646
Good job ledditboy, we already saw other faggots like you post the thread showing how to change that file.

>>146295591
Secret don't scrim or practice, don't kid yourself. Coordination is so-so at best. There's a reason they've had 2 games where they've been on the verge of being eliminated in open qualifiers against literal whos.

>>146295541
This memey void build needs to be a criminal offense. If you want to play Void, play it properly as a carry. Every time i see a Void buying blink dagger, it's an instant report

Stream is so garbage today. Instead of taking qeustions and chilling they're playing these shit meme videos KILL YOURSELF OD no longer our132 guy.

>>146295715
That's not how music genres work

>>146295751
>advancing round after round of 6k Best of 1s

Yeah now they got a Bo3 against Team Spirit

Its a russian meat grinder all the way to the end now

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>>146295132
Not many options

>Old jew that no one likes
>Feminine SEAmonkey that can barely speak English
>Chubby asian
>Cap is probably too much of a dudebro for quiet Sheever
>Tobi and Sheever have exactly ZERO chemistry

>Yames is out of her league and has no interest in her
>Bruno is 2 leagues above her and has no interest in her

>Everyone else is a literally who these days

Owen is the best choice

>>146295646
Time to grow the fuck up anon

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>>146295646
we /goodboy/ now

>>146295785
>If you want to play Void, play it properly as a carry

Damageless Magnus
LITERALLY

>>146295245
wow

someone has an even more unhealthy relationship to sheever than me

>>146295646
wtf, I thought these stats were for all games but now I noticed that it says 25 games. Jeez, people report a lot

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what's going on

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>>146295751
having a strong opinion about a video game team is lame

>>146295804
Enlighten me then professor ffs

>>146295157
I've always liked OD. Most people have. He's been good since he came onto the scene. James is a host. OD is a caster. They have absolutely NOTHING in common professionally. To say people jumped from one to another shows you're clearly a fucking retard desperately trying to make a point that doesn't exist.

>>146295780
does that mean team spirit has a serious chance? i doubt they didnt practice as hard as they could

Team Spirit next, Secret about to get BTFO

>>146295994
It's just the original assertion is true; Mango Bay is a house record, and House was everywhere in the 90's. It didn't need correcting

Can Go_Black do it?

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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO /D2G/

APOLOGIZE

>XBOCT stack
>Secret
>Danish stack
>Balkan stack

Who we cheering for boys?

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XBOCT hype

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>>146296058
Our boy illidan will do it

>>146295646
I have 0 abandons, 0 reports, and 3 commends in my last 25 games.

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HERE
WE
GO
/D2G/

>>146296134
illidan is out

>>146296134
Illidan is not on Team Spirit.

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>sheever doesnt understand that OD is giving her hits to start dancing for the camera

what an autist

>>146296134
bruh Illidan has been out of TS for a long time

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>6 more days of qualifiers
>steam summer sale starting tomorrow
>parents going on vacations for a week

life is good

QUICK

POST THE BEST COURIER

YOU KNOW WHICH ONE

>>146295628
thanks d00d

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what's gonna happen to d2g when RTZ wins TI6?

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>>146296114
apologise from w33&misery first

>>146296014
Secret has a much better shot in bo3's going forward. There's less chance of getting completely cheesed out, like they could have if sven hadn't gone full retard with his throne attempt.
That said, the shitter teams are over and done with, they're going to get dragged down into a bloodbath of slavshits. Fuck knows who's going to come out on top.

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Who is the comfiest team to play for, /d2g/? I've seen things like pic related from Alliance. I've seen some Navi videos on youtube where their qt manager goes to buy them weird local food and stuff. I've heard one of the chinese teams has a manager that cooks/cleans/etc for them.

So who would be the most comfy to travel with?

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>>146292825
>tfw you settle your quarry

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I still believe.

>>146296403
I will shitpost on the other side and spam SWNL everyday pretty simple

>>146296497
It depends on whether or not you're actually travelling with them or just getting the same experience.

I imagine Secret have a p. sweet set up but you couldn't pay me to have to spend a day with eternal autism

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>>146295891
Cucks love to get their asses carried
Shit core players (500 GPM average) don't like getting contested

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>>146296497
probably with this Gabe impersonator

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>>146296497

>>146296497
>qt manager
i thought navi's manager was some Ukrainian dude

>>146296497
that pic was for TI4 from valve for winning TI3
OG could be pretty comfy, they seem like a bunch of friends just enjoying themselves

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>>146295467
no, but have this.

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>>146296497
Hands down EG. I mean, no other team has a dedicated banana man

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>>146296114
Reminder that W33 was a twitch spamming memer during all of Secret's games, and was kicked because they were sick of hearing it.
Misery was an unfortunate casualty of W33's meme'ing.

>>146296497
Secret just about before roster locks kick in

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>>146296497
liquid.

>>146294764

Gets rekt by any AoE hero. In a meta where the most popular carries are Sven(Rip illusions), N'aix(counters STR heroes) and Jugg(buys bfury, can't get ganked by CK) its hard for him.

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>>146296459
I never understood this "me or my son" meme. Where the fuck did it come from and why?

pic not related

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>>146296497
DC gets to gangbang Sajedene.

>>146292649
This Le Epic ODPixel and Sheever stream is incontrovertible proof that this community is fucking retarded, there is nothing funny or cool about it and it's two people shooting the shit making it PAINFULLY apparent they know very little about dota.

But yeah guys, keep supporting faggots who just spectate a dota 2 game because THEY'RE THE BEST PERSONALITIES ON THE SCENE

>>146296757
LUL

>>146296873
>thick imperfect asians
muh dick

Wait this next match is bo3? Idk if that's good or bad for Secret actually with the way Poopan is drafting...

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How do you stop Secret from qualifying?

>>146296497
OG's manager cooks food for them, they seem pretty chill

>>146296721
Well someone who travels with them and does stuff for them. That's usually the "manager" like Loda's monkey was for Alliance.

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>>146296497
Old Fnatic.

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>>146296982
Just wait.

>>146296497
Fuck off rtz you can't join alliance

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>>146296785
who cares about memes, they were winning games and majors. LITERALLY no good reason to change your roster

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>>146296359

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>>146296242
>>146296284
>>146296346
ok

>>146296982
mao zedong hentai? lmao what is this

>>146297056
>Saving pictures of ten year old boys on your computer

Anon....

>>146296350
same for parents but i have a 2pm-11pm job with a restricted computer. I think im gonna get phone internet for this

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SAY MY NAME AND APOLOGIZE

STOP DOUBTING ME OR MY TEAM EVER AGAIN

>>146296874
>THEY'RE THE BEST PERSONALITIES
I'm not disagreeing with you but this is true out of everyone casting these games

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>>146296982
1. Solid draft
2. Know how to fucking play the heroes
3. Don't throw, Secret will do that for you

Secret almost lost a 70 minute game against 4k pubbies, because the pubbies didn't start showing any signs of throwing until 60 minutes in. Secret would have lost said game, if the enemy team bothered to read Oracles ulti description.

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Secret will win the open qualifier and cement themselves as a solid tier 2 team in the dota 2 scene.

Con fucking gratys Secret, maybe u can get top 3 in regionals and get wildcarded in.

>>146297134
based

>>146295996
people never liked OD they just adjusted to him

people like tobi, its a fact. owen is more debatable. the sounds he makes make me want to poke my eyes out

>>146297086
Trying to dodge ti/major curse. Every team who wins a huge tournament gets their shit rigorously studied and counter strats designed specifically to fuck the team. So if you're going to get your shit pushed in anyways, you may as well at least try to swap rosters and have a new approach that has a slightly better chance of actually getting you wins.

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>>146296982
>tfw incase went full on gay sex
What are some good artists that also put out new shit regularly? I can no longer endure waiting two weeks to see dudes fucking reach other in the butt.
Also, Echo Sabre first Sven viable?

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TEAM SECRET - Backroom casting couch feat ODpixel & Sheever
37,144 viewers on ODPixel

Team Secret vs. Team Spirit [Bo3] with @AnneeDroid and @SyndarGaming
3,026 viewers on BeyondTheSummit


you cannot make this shit up

S A D B O Y S

S E E
M E
I N
T H E
C L U B
W I T H
I T
T A T T E D
O N
M Y
C H E S T

>>146297443
I doubt that'll be a thing. It's not like the game doesn't get any updates and look at how OG/Liquid are performing. They're good despite sticking together.

>You will Never hear KYOTO on rtz stream ever again

>>146295996
He has been fucking terrible from day 1, and his voice is terrible

fucking pronounce your "th"s you faggot, it's not "togevah ere" it's "together here"

And stop makign the same shitty "Lifestealer is DEEP INSIDE player x" and "lifestealer gets deep inside player x" haha xd it's sexual

>>146297018
Trixi is a big guy

>>146297656
okay dakota

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yung lean rip rtz

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>YFW this major qt3.14 owns 2 of the top teams in the world while also suspected of being involved in illegal gambling/match fixing, prostitution, and drug trade

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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>>146297250
Soe is a cute 27 year old woman!

>>146297656
>i cannot tolerate english accents other than my own

>>146297656
>getting triggered by an English accent

>>146297753
Is she the one who tried to manipulate and blackmail Sylar? Fuck her.

>>146297841
how did she go from qt swiss orphan to mannish tracer cosplayer

jesus christ james you really did a number on her

>>146297841
Too bad she got ruined by Yames
>dumping her on Christmas because doesn't want to go on a vacation they already have tickets for
Based

>>146297589
It was full on gay sex all along

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>>146297902
Yes, she is. I'd like to fuck her too, tbqh.

>>146297656
>hating on a superiour British accent

>>146297656
>I do not find English accents superior
Calm down young insecure American

>>146297882
tobi have this type of accent but he don't scream like a bitch

im sure im not the only one that's bothered by this

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>>146297753

>>146297656
It's called "English" for a reason and not "American".

>>146297873
>>146297882
>I can't pronounce words so I'll call it an English accent
>I was taught an incorrect way to speak and that's fine! haha
>thanks bruvah!

go away odpixel

>>146297937
kek, is this true?

>>146297753
she's actually not very physically attractive...
i admire her ruthlessness and willingness to sleep her way to power though

Guys, its Secret gonna make it against TS?

>>146297989
>actually commenting to all your critics

please my man please

>>146297589
incase was always a faggot

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>>146297997
FUCKING 10/10 ANON

THANK YOU

>>146296874
>t. lebbit

>>146298003
Oh in English grade school do they tell you "and the "th" sound makes a "v" sound?" My mistake, that's the correct way to talk.

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>>146297086
>who cares about memes, they were winning games and majors. LITERALLY no good reason to change your roster

>riki first phase ban
what a time to be alive

truly this is how dota was meant ot be played

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>>146298050
Yes. Secret has more team spirit than Team Spirit.

>>146297997
is this from coldfish?
based mobie

>>146298028
>implying some dialects are more correct than others
>implying english has formal standardized pronunciations that are widely accepted
>implying that regional pronunciations are the result of being "taught incorrectly"
t. burger

>>146298181
you do realize that reddit is the one giving them the majority of the views

oh wait no you're retarded

>>146297753
she's literally just a front to take the blame if the money laundering scheme goes to shit

absolutely as dumb as she looks

>>146298189
>being this self-centred

No wonder everyone hates Americans.

Also:
>"correct anything in relation to language"
there are practically no rules. And the Americans certainly do not come up with them

i told you guys about elder titan

>>146298407
you didn't say shit kid

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AND PEOPLE SAID THEY WOULD NEVER GET THE MONEY

RETARDS BTFO

TROLLL

>>146298280
>I pronounce my "th" sound like a faggot
>I can say "the" but for some reason I can't say "together" or "brother" without getting an underbite and breathing my shit breath on everyone
>in my region this is correct
>so everyone else needs to adjust to my faggotry

sure thing retard

aw shit

secret about to get CHEESED

>THIRD PICK a Troll Warlord
This shit wasn't going to get banned

IF ANYONE CAN BEAT SECRET IS TEAM SPIRIT

THEY'VE DONE IT BEFORE

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XBOCT TROLL WARLORD

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN GOBLAK

someone post the xboct troll webm

>>146298189
sound shifts are a perfectly natural and normal part of any and every language
unless you still pronounce 'wh' with a 'hw' sound and pronounce the 'gh' in light and every other historical sound in the english language you don't have any room to talk

>>146298449
don't you ever reply to me or my wife's son again you rude fuck

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Is SingSing going to be irrelevant forever?

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PUPPEY PICK PL

>>146298490
>sound like a faggot
Who decides this? I guess only faggots can know what faggots sound like

trolled by xboct

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>>146298280
>muh descriptivism

>>146298407
there's always going to be some high level autists that spams an unconventional hero/item/lane set up that claims his snowflake strat is op every patch until it finally is, congrats though

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>Secret making the same picks every game

offtopic while the teams are still picking.

So I looked at myself in the mirror and I realised that I'm getting old. I'm 24 soon and i have nothing to show for it. I've been playing dota for 10 years now, and all around just playing videogames as my main time consumer for most of my life. Not entirely sure how to put it into words but I think I might be having an existential crisis. I think I might stop playing videogames all together and try to do something in my life. Thoughts?

>>146298467
>implying its the chinks fault

Teams just take forever to get a way to avoid as many taxes as possible as confirmed by Charlie

xboct has been playing Troll this whole tourney wtf

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>>146298534
I'M SO FUCKING READY FOR THIS!

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>>146297937
>YFW James keeps asking when Soe will show up at EUhub but finally someone tells him she's not coming
>Loses interest and goes upstairs right away to drink
>Bruno goes up a minute later to comfort his best friend

2016
>Bruno, James' only real friend is forced by Gaben to permanently fire him from working in the Dota 2 scene again
>Soe still won't forgive him

This man is punished.

>>146298576
fine ill talk to your wife then cuckboy

troll is sleeper op because I lost to one in a pub
I hope team spirit wins so my delusions aren't shattered

>>146298383
>it's self centered to wonder if in grade school they literally teach you to talk like a retarded person
>this is why everyone hates americans

no seriously do they go "here read this" and you go "the brother goes to the park" and the teacher corrects you no no no it's "the BRUVAH goes to the park" even though the th sound is exactly the fucking same

no wonder everyone thinks euros are up their own ass

>>146298621
>Thoughts?
you are a faggot

XBOCT
XBOCT
XBOCT
XBOCT

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>146298382
I would still stick my penis inside her STD-ridden pussy in exchange for favors/money willingly.

LOLI PUGNA ITS HAPPENING

WHAT IS THIS SHITREKT DRAFT?

can't tell if I'm gay or just very lonely

redditors can leave now

thanks

CHOTTO MATTE
PUGNA CHAN SUGOI

QUICK! POST THE LEWDS!

Oh shit Secret just got outdrafted. Tune in for Secret getting knocked out.

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>RTZ Ember...
>...
>Nah.

lmao

>4.5 int gain
>5 second AoE tower damage nuke
>Spirit Siphon ult
>Loli skellington

Here we go senfams

>>146294639
background noise so that people continue watching

>indirect kissu
wew what a stream

>>146298621
are you happy playing video games ?
if yes why the fuck do you care, just do what you enjoy

>ban sniper

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>>146298812
>full physical line-up
>free ghost scepter is a bad thing

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P U G N A
U
G
N
A

BEST
E
S
T

GIRL
I
R
L

>pick pugna
>ban sniper

god damn it, secret

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>>146298872
Pugna stronk!

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>Return to 6.83

>>146298383
>Live in a third world country with somehow good tourism
>Americans running around being quite american
>They engage my family and little me in conversation
>Family can't into English, they try French
>I end up talking to the burgers and translating to senpai
>mfw Americans tell me how come I can talk English but my family can only do Arabic

Sorry for blogging.

goddamnit puppey what is this shit

just pick whatever og/liquid are picking

>>146298842
this one is bo3 i believe thats why meme drafts