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Awwoo Edition

PTR is live. https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20157263#patchnotes

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Previous >>146296054
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anyone else think reaper is better on defense?
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>tfw uber shit at honzo
>tfw 6% accuracy
>tfw can't get a headshot
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>>146308380
First for shit Brawl
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hanzo buffs when

terrible ult
terrible weapon

the only thing holding him together is insanely broken hitboxes
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Who wants to stack ranked on PC? Matchmaking has officially put me on suicide watch
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best waifu
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Hehey!
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If healers in this game can heal Bastion, do you guys think that means they could fix a car just by shooting orbs/pointing a staff/playing music at it?
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>"Other than really broad things like the Omnic Crisis and big historical moments, in many ways, we're kind of making this up as we go," said Metzen, explaining that they haven't built out every little detail beforehand.

Remember to not think too much about the lore's consistency.
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>>146308587
I would but fucking blizzard's broken ass servers don't let me play PTR
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>>146308554
I feel like if it werent for console his hitboxes would be much smaller
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i want an overwatch bf that likes anime to play with
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>>146308587
>aoyama
excellent taste but sorry I'm not in the ptr
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I need healing!
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>>146308518
He's not quite Scout levels of mobility so his close range weapons make him feel much better for defense.
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Joined late into a Hollywood Attack. WHY

We won.
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It's this time again

place your bets
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>>146308741
WWBW
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are there competitive comps the same for every map or are there variations? like the team you start with (and later adjust to counterpick)

Is there a modern tier list?
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>>146308741
3 common 1 rare
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> fiction post

He didn't know...
Lying down in his bed, the man, completely unknown for the majority, was looking at the wall, in front of him. He accepted the invitation, of that woman, completely charmed by the feminity of her curves, the heat of her exotic voice and the delicious brown color of her soft skin.

Behind him, she's here, holding his body tight against hers, pressing her round breasts against his back, under the warm embrace of the bedsheets.
Her free hand runs over his body, groping his butt, stroking his belly and finally fondling his balls. That vicious touch makes him groan, as a drop of sweat falls from his forehead.
He can feel it. The toy. That rigid blue toy she created, from light or something. That toy she locked around her waist, and she's now pushing against his most intimate part.

The man moves. He's a bit scared. He's not used to that.
Her hand, delicate but strong pushes his head back against the pillow, then she kisses his ear. Her warm tongue runs over the earlobe as she whispers.

"Why do you struggle...?"
The man doesn't have the time to answer before she pushes her hips forward, claiming her prize.

"The path is open..." she says, with a soft but dominant voice.

He didn't know...


You can bully...
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>tfw when gravity bomb ready and MAXIMUM CHARGE
is there anything more satisfying?
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>>146308741
grey grey blue grey
just like my last 10 boxes
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>>146308741
G
G
B
B
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>>146308741
bgpg
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>>146308525
how

all you need to do is point in the enemy's general direction
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>>146308525
I can't figure out hanzo, some games I'm literally shooting at walls, some games im robin fucking hood.
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>>146308812
Symmetra is really growing on me, god damn.
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>>146308897
Shoot at corners and doorways.
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>>146308614
I love it how they haven't done shit with the story but the Blizzardrones are like 'oh so mysterious, clues are all over the place about the story'
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>>146308741
3 sprays 1 icon
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>>146308741
Common Common Legendary Epic

:3
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>>146308827
yes
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First for naughty Widowmaker

https://my.mixtape.moe/jdejse.webm
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>tfw 5800 gold saved up so far

Aiming for 10k by the skins patch
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>>146308741
How you want your sprays and player icon senpai?
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>>146308779
Not really there's basically a history of what teams have picked I think the Competitive Overwatch Subreddit compiled some numbers
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>tfw blizzard is removing avoid this player so i can't dodge really good widowmakers and tracers anymore

wait, i mean... damn you blizzard! don't you know I need that to avoid toxic players and create a safe space for myself? writing a callout for you on my blog right now.
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>>146308773
>>146308828
>>146308840
>>146308842
>Calling item rarities by their colors
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GET THE FUCK OFF ME TRACER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Reminder that Overwatch scans are NEVER coming and ANYONE can scan the front cover of a book to get your hopes up
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>people can't avoid me for ruining the match
LMAO ENJOY SOME TELEPORTS INTO DEATH FAGGOTS
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>>146308965
>that retard lucio
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>>146308812
>laser based strap-ons

don't know if that's very safe.
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>>146308773
>>146308797
>>146308828
>>146308840
>>146308842
>>146308939
>>146308956
>>146308956
>>146308993

>3rd highlight intro in a row

fucking SWEET
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>>146309004
>implying it worked before
I ran into the same shield dropping enemy charging quickly dying Reinhardt twice after I "avoided" him.
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>>146308812
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Tracer kill quotes

Genji:
Can't cut what you can't catch!
A sword against two guns? Tiptop.

McCree:
[imitating accent] Happy trails, cowboy.
I should have grabbed the hat.

Pharah:
Even grounded, I'll fly circles around you.
Next time, lead your shots.

Reaper:
Try a more billowy trenchcoat next time, you tosser.
[imitating] Die, die, die! [laughs]

S76:
The years slowin' you down?
Get a new mask, love, your aim's gone to the dogs.

Tracer:
Rewind as many times as you want, love, you can't beat the real deal.
What if I just took my future self out? Bloody time travel...

Bastion:
[imitating robotic voice] Error! Error! She's too fast! [laughs]
All those bullets don't mean a thing if you keep missing.

Hanzo:
Try a gun, love, the bow's clearly not working.
Dragon's weren't known for their speed, were they?

Junkrat:
Better luck next time, you bomb-lobbin' pillock.
No surprise who won this three-legged race, you hobbling berk.

Mei:
Being on ice did wonders for your reflexes, Mei.
Thought I felt a draft for a tick.

Torbjorn:
Oi, your beard's dragging.
Time for a tune up, love.

Widowmaker:
That was for Mondatta.
Get a good look at that through your scope, love?

D.Va:
You're so young I'm afraid to rewind.
Looks like my fingers are quicker than yours.

Reinhardt:
You're a few rockets short on your hammer to hit me.
Hard to keep up with iron trousers, eh?

Roadhog:
Raise your pulse with that jog, pork pie?
[laughing] Did you see- Oh he tried to- [laughter trails off]

Winston:
And she's quicker than lightning!
Brains and brawn don't mean much without speed, big guy.

Zarya:
I'm built for speed, love. You're built for, well, that.
Not even lasers are fast enough!

Lucio:
I win this one, Lucio!
Headphones are for runs, love, not fights.

Mercy:
What's up, Doc? [laughs]
You'll feel a small pinch.

Symmetra:
Pretty quick for a techie in heels.
I can blink too. No teleporter required.

Zenyatta:
A fight's no time for meditating.
Shame to see another of the Shambali fall.
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JUSTICE
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>>146308965
how badly did they rage? i actually chased a mercy as lucio and pushed her off a ledge the other day...
speaking of which, what happened to your lucio, did he have a moment of stupidity or something?
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>>146308965
>that lucio
every fucking time
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>>146309013
Duplicate
Skins
Usually shit
Occasionally shit
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>>146308965
webm would have been better if zarya acknowledged lucio being a fucking idiot in chat
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>>146309065
But they can report you for griefing.
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>>146308741
Whites, blues, and sadness
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>>146309019
FUCK ME TRACER GET OFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Pharah is my wife.
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>>146309172
it must have worked some of the time or that one #3 widowmaker wouldn't have had 15 minutes queue times from all the avoids.
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>>146308965
lel at lucio trying for the achievement
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Lucio needs a huge fucking nerf. Hes been the biggest faggot forever. Unkillable, contests objective forever, heals more than anyone, deals great damage, ultimate is insane and just has to fucking skate around - no need for any skill to play him or land these heals. oh and a huge speed boost for team to contest objectives and get overtimes.
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Are the wolf skins for Hanzo the only ones that alter voice lines?
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>Unexpected Server Error
Literally can't connect to the PTR.
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>Playing Mercy
>Reaper kills the whole team
>"Heroes never die!"
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>>146309254
keep the reports coming they haven't worked yet
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simple geometry :^)
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>>146309289
Stop with the head canon fully limbed pharah she has prosthetic left arm and left leg
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>temple of anubis
>defence
>easy
>less than a minute to go
>we're going to win no problem
>lose, wtf?
>potg shows Tracer drop off a ledge where we haven't seen her, sticky bomb our bastion, then rewind, blink round and shoot our mercy to death before the bomb even went off,
>kills about five of our team, all the turrets and they take the point easy
>I vote for her at the end myself, she gets 11 votes.

I wish I was gud at Tracer, she's my favorite.
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>>146309385
> Playing Reaper
> Mercy reanimates full team
> DIE!DIE!DIE!
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>>146309289
No she's mine, go away.
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>>146309207
>bomb-lobbin' pillock
>you hobbling berk
2britbong4me

>Looks like my fingers are quicker than yours
Lewd.
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A 100 rating system with 1 or 0.5 point change feels like shit.
>40 minutes playing 2 normal rounds, 2 extra rounds and then a fucking rng sudden death round
>1 point of rating woah feels so rewarding
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>>146309207
Is there a video of kill quotes for anyone?
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>star_ is really back
>more views than ever
>gettin gud
Everything is right in the world
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LG vs NG Red

Who's watching
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>>146308627
if his hitboxes were fair he'd probably be the worst hero in the game
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>>146309056
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>>146308965
>wasnt even play of the game
How? I thought the game prioritized environmental kills super hard
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>the cavalry's here!

>nobody has a horse
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>>146308380
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>>146309557
>star_ is really back
EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD
UGH
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>Gold medal in objective time silver in damage and objetive kills
>FUCK YOU SYMETRA YOU DIDNT DO JACK SHIT
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>>146309410
did that man with the blue veins die?

>>146309385
>playing Mercy
>Reaper slowly walks up to me and none of my teammates stop him
>he kills me and presses his Q
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>>146309547
>1 point of rating has been deposited to your account
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>Get absolutely destroyed first round on Nepal.
>Somehow win 2nd round.
>Lose 3rd round when other team has 3 Mercys.
>Get all gold medals as Lucio.

I hate this game.
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Hold me lads
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>>146309207
>big guy
If you take off his jetpack, will he die?
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>>146309517
Just share anon, I am sure she can handle both of you at the same time.
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>2 roadhog on each team
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>>146309669
that same exact thing happened to me
he didn't shoot at all, he was just walking at me
I managed to get some shots off but he pressed Q

only I died, teammates FINALLY turned around after mercy does her death moan
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>>146308974
good job posting something literally everyone has seen with cringey sound effects and voice acting
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>>146309207
McCree kill quotes

Genji: It's high noon.

McCree: It's high noon.

Pharah: It's high noon.

Reaper: It's high noon.

S76: It's high noon.

Tracer: It's high noon.

Bastion: It's high noon.

Hanzo: It's high noon.

Junkrat: It's high noon.

Mei: It's high noon.

Torbjorn: It's high noon.

Widowmaker: It's high noon.

D.Va: It's high noon.

Reinhardt: It's high noon.

Roadhog: It's high noon.

Winston: It's high noon.

Zarya: It's high noon.

Lucio: It's high noon.

Mercy: It's high noon.

Symmetra: It's high noon.

Zenyatta: It's high noon.
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Why are there so many useless reinhardts on defense. They just sit on the point with their shield up and do fuck all.
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>>146309795
>pick junkrat
>impress the roadhogs
>ride eternal
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>>146309865
deterrence
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>>146309352
>nerf!! xd PLEASE NERF!!
Get good
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>>146308431

There's infinite levels, sort of. After level 100, you prestige back to level 1 but with different profile borders. XP needed to level increases up to level 22. From level 22-100, there's not difference in XP needed to level. Amount of games needed to level never feels too bad. About 4-6 wins to level up.
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STOP PLAYING ZENYATTA ON ATTACK AS SOLO HEAL YOU RETARDED NIGGERS
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>>146309367
My main thing is I distinctly feel there is a connection between Mercy and other OW members (not romantic), but not with the OG crew. If she was in the middle of all this OG stuff, wouldn't we know?

She's seems more with Mei and Genji and whatnot, slightly later members.
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>>146308965
>die in a fucking hold bastion
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Alright owg since so many of you seem to have a problem with the latest sensation sweeping the nation, tell me heros you normally play and I'll try and help with ways to bring down the Russian juggernaut.
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Is Sombra going to be good, guys?

70 out of my 76 hours are on support aka lucio and mercy so I hope so...
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>>146309619
Where would each of the heroes fall on the spectrum of rings?

>Soldier is green
>Reaper is red
>Widow is yellow
>Mercy is indigo
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>>146309352
Can only do effective healing/speed boost on cool down, low hp, slow projectiles must always burst leaving his position and those if his team exposed, might ult twice per match. Just stop picking hanzolo or wait for a Mei to take care of him.
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>>146308627
And that's where you're wrong.
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>>146309594
Can't wait to see Gods miss all the shots on shidow and get rekt like a shitter he is.
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>>146309993
Why would an Egyptian woman be called Sombra? Maybe they are two different characters.
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>>146310050
ok
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>>146309993
If she is a new sniper, I will just stop the game. Nothing more, nothing less.
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>>146309858
What will the quote be for killing Sombra when she's out?
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>>146309932
>n*ggers
wow after your toxic display I'm even more inclined to do that
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I TURN OFF CHAT AND PICK HANZO ALL THE TIME AND YOU CANT STOP MEEEEEEE
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>>146309352
>deals great damage
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>>146310042
this D.Va face makes me look good in comparison
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>>146309993
She's going to be a support that requires aim, like Zenyatta, so you're gonna hate her.
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>>146308812
I want Symmetra to do me.
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>>146309932
still haven't figured out this memepick, especially on KOTH where lucio is god
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>>146309056
Post the rest!
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>>146310149
You have to be over 18 to post on this site
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>>146309385
source?
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>>146310149
I can stop you from winning.
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Classic facts!

McCree is a cowboy!
Cowboys are cute!
McCree is the cutest cowboy!
I love him!

>>146309858
I really, really like this post.
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>>146308587

fuck you nanami

fuck you
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>>146310149
We can turn off chat?
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>11 lootboxes
>2 purples
>The rest is blue and grey
>Most of them were dupes
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>play solo
>win
>play in a group
>get stomped every single time

Why.
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>>146309993
I want her unscoped fire to be a slow debuff and sap on constructs projectile.
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>>146309594
Is it a live tournament or are they just streaming another replay?
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>>146310185
You're not the only one...
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>>146309385
who is this caramel girl and why is she smug?
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>>146309207
Roadhog:
Raise your pulse with that jog, pork pie?
[laughing] Did you see- Oh he tried to- [laughter trails off]

Why does this seem particularly mean? Especially the one where she's just laughing. Fuck.
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>>146309518
I raise you with this.
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>>146309207
>No surprise who won this three-legged race, you hobbling berk.

tracer confirmed futa?
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>>146310337
ingame
P
click the chat icons
voila, all chats muted until you close down the game or enable it again
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>>146310328
You just want to fuck the Cowboy DILF
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>>146310180
If you have inhuman aiming like an aim bot lucio i can see doing right under zenyatta.
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>>146310182
I don't have a problem aiming anon, I just like playing support in this game. I was the main awper for all my teams during my CSS cal-m and i days
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>>146309167
Highlight intros are worthless. Getting POTG is very rare.
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>>146308965
That range is fucking stupid.
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>>146310042
Fucking tumblr with the ugly faces I swear to god
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I challenge anons here to play Symmetra on Control (KOTH) maps. She's so fucking useful despite being seemingly shit.
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>>146309858
>McCree: It's high noon.
>not "now which one you felllars is the real dirty dan?"
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>>146310152
Nice to know other people use this tactic. Can go both ways easily for a Pharah.

Widowmaker can make it but you have to be super quick and it only works on the attacking side.
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Fresh Genji for anyone who wants it.
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gosu's format is fucking garbage
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>>146310494
You're right anon, and it hurts!
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>>146309013
>caring about item rarity names

I bet you're one of those WoWfags who just bought Overwatch because Blizzard made it.
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>>146309726
Are you ready for a massive losing streak?
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>30 seconds to go
>group for final push for the last room on kings row
>our pharah dies as we get together as 6
In this situation I used res on her because I felt we needed her ult for the final room push.
Would you have res'd it on her or saved it for the fight?
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>no legendary for 40 boxes
>get a legendary
>it's that shitty punk Widow skin
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>this game will compete with CS and LoL once competitive mode is out!
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torbjorn is the most underrated hero in the god damn game
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Just had my first game against a competent tracer. Usually switching to winston shuts them down enough that it isn't a big problem but she could shit on my whole team then finish me off after.

What do?
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>>146310565

you're racist if you don't draw a dainty korean girl like a 35-year-old... native american? woman
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>>146308380
Is the 50% winning rate mechanic in match making real or just rumor? Can't seem to get over the 60%. I always join instant loose or win games with no equal teams.
It's just a coincidence?
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>>146309726
>Blizzard liked this post
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Has anyone actually gotten the Waste Not, Want Not achievement?

I've been trying for the past few days, and I don't feel any closer to it than before...
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>>146310382
its live /gosugamers
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>>146309865

Can be a good idea to protect the turrets also standing their shouting that everyone's afraid to face you is a good way to get people to come near the turrets. Also what rosy you going to do when you're an atomic grandad in a one tonne suit? Start running about the place?

Nah m8. Stand there posing is the answer. I might buy one of his emotes now I think about it. They're kind of cool, and all I ever get in loot boxes is shit for bassoon, who is a cunt.
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>>146310594
I find this image much more common with S76
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>>146310058
tfw he played reaper
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>>146310846

i heard that getting a kill and then just ulting the rest works

source is 4chan though
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>>146310818
Yes if the match making works you have a 50% chance of winning. There was a huge post on MMR on the forums just this week.
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745504371
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>>146310120
Sombra: It's high noon.
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>playing tracer and genji on attack hanamura

Does ranking a match at the end even do anything?
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>>146310108
They just have to design her in a way that being an unhelpful camper is not optimal or easy. Less damage than Hanzo or Widowmaker, no headshot crit, but her gimmick could be piercing multiple targets and healing allies with her shots. So theoretically she can hit an enemy and then hit the ally behind them with heals in a single shot. Something like this might help too >>146310369 as they're expected to deal with Torbjorn and Bastion more directly.
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>>146310308
>>146310407
Dunno the artist, all I know is that he draws high quality carpets.

Also Mercy ult charge time nerf when?
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>>146310760
Why not? It's more like a moba than an fps. You fps fags always whining.
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>2 guys left
>LEAVING GAME

FUCK YOU
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>>146309865
What should they do, yolo charge into the enemy?
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>>146310860
>Seagull still has his pocket Mercy
W H O C A R E S
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>>146311002
Tracer is fine on Hanamura attack, she can blink behind enemy lines and destroy the teleporter
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>>146311002
Nah thats literally a frustration venting button, it prevents a percentage of ragers from shitting up the chat.
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>>146310625
This guy
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>come home from work
>get matched up with retards
this is getting boring
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>>146310818
Matchmaking instantly becomes a total shitffest once you hit a 54% winrate. I have a 70% Mai winrate across 100 games with her and my secret is that I just don't pick her in games where I think I'll lose because you can tell as early as the pick screen whether or not you're gonna get fucked in the ass that game
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>>146310625
I wonder if these guys know each other.
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When it switches to 3rd person view while using Reinhardt's barrier, he should become slightly transparent, as he blocks a lot of the player's view, making it hard to see enemies and aim flame strike.
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>>146311090
We were against two bastions and a torbjorn behind reind shield.

No one was breaking the shield. I guess they assumed it lasted forever.


>>146311124
remove both heroes from game
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>>146310818
Proof I'm not the common moron blaming teammates.
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>>146310419

Because fat shaming is wrong, and Tracer would never do it. She's righteous.
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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/f/f1/Pharah_-_Justice_rains_from_above!.ogg

Why is it so exhilarating ?
Is there a JUST edit of Pharah yet ?
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>>146311197
then Tracer is even better

>get ult
>triple blink and ult on the bastion clump
>team kill
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How the fuck is mei supposed to work

>enemy mei freezes me
>headshots me twice with icicle with plenty of time to spare
>I try and freeze someone
>takes forever, then barely can get one shard off before they break
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>>146310971
Achievements are super broken.
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>>146311124
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>>146311275
well she definitely wasn't doing that :^)
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>>146310974
>>146311134
I see, ty mates.
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>>146310475
>you hobbling berk.

Fun fact: is short for rhyming slang "Berkley hunt", so it means "cunt"
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>>146309207
Please post more of these.

Are there any places to download all of the dialog yet, that are sorted?
>>
>Just started on Dorado
>Playing Zen and pushing the cart up the first stretch
>Fall over dead with no enemies around
>See enemy Hanzo waid around the corner before it cuts to killcam
>On Hanzo's screen he jumps out of cover, aims, headshots me, and stays there lining up other shots.

How do you even defend against that? Is this also the reason I sometimes instantly die with 300+ health as a tank and the killcam shows a guy shooting me 4-5 times whereas on my screen I only got shot once or twice?
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>>146311279
same happens to me. not sure why im frozen longer than when i freeze them. is it latency and i just stop freezing him and icicle earlier?
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>>146310773
McCree
seriously. flashfan her. or flash and headshot her
or go mei and freeze her after she inevitably recalls to undo the buildup
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>>146311307

no doubt
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>>146311307
There's something really fucky about d.va that just makes blizzardcoding shit itself.
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official clothing swap when Blizzard?
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So the idea of Pharah is to hit them with splash once to bounce them and then preemptively shoot a rocket for a direct hit right?
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why does nobody love torbjorn

he's so _fun
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>>146309367

You deserve a (you). Good post.
>>
>>146311124
>>146311148
>genji is actually hanzo's split personality created from the grief of killing his brother

truly the deepest lore
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>>146311489
Yeah, you can get team kill while D.VA is still running around in her jumpsuit.
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>>146311219
I mean, I'm not trying to go all SJW, but it isn't as though Roadhog's only feature is being horrifyingly obese.
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>>146310846
got it when ulting a checkpoint with three people on it
not sure what'll happen if you manage to get four kills for the other one though. not sure if it'll give you both or the ult one
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>koth
>s76 dies
>friendly junkrat says, "i never liked them anyway"

kek
>>
Anyone else use a trackball mouse? Mine's dying and I need some recommendations for a new one.
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>>146310152
Why is Pharah the beautiful OW girl
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> you will never be able to check your teammates stats after the game so you can tell who the shitters are

Thanks Blizzard
>>
They should move Soldier 76, Roadhog and Symmetra to Defense.

They should move Zenyatta to Offense.
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Guys I'm so fucking bad at Reinhardt. I feel like if I hang back and shield they just break it quickly, and if I try to go in I get insta-gibbed. What do?
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>>146311279
>>146311427
The freezing animation and sound effects is deceptively long. They can't move earlier than you think.
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>IT'S A "YOU HAVE 4/5 GOLD MEDALS BUT YOU'RE GETTING STOMPED" EPISODE
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>>146311490
They didn't swap noses that's for sure
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>>146311654
>brown
>pure
>righteous
>literal semen demon nymphomaniac mother
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>>146309207
Tracer is cute!
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>>146311372
Berk just means idiot in most conversation. The rhyming slang origins aren't that well known.
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>>146311657
Idk if that would be better or worse. I find rude teammates half of the games. When we are loosing of course.
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>>146311657
You'll know if everyone's a shitter if you have 4 gold medals and 2 kills.
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>playing windowlicker
>get a quad headshot on the objective, including a mccree ult shutdown
>POTG is the enemy mercy reviving 3 people

KILL ME
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>>146311687
they should move soldier 76 to his own category because he's so ridiculously good that he fits in any team
>>
>join game
>spics spamming voice chat
>HUEHUEHUE
>ROBINO
>QUE PASA

fml
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>>146311654
It is the hair dohickies.
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>>146311234
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>>146311798
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>>146311731

well if you alone have so many golds then yeah your team comp is fucking terrible.
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>>146311798
cancer post desu
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>>146311798
let's see
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>>146311049
Except it's not, and treating it like one is the root of most of most of the shittery in this game. There's no minions, no character building, no economy, and you can't win games on the back of meta and picks unless you have the raw skill to back them up. (Which is something I REALLY wish my MOBA convert friends understood.)

This game is Blizzard-ized TF2 and not much more.
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>>146311868

nice beard wwwww
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>>146311798
roll
>>
Seagull the Genji-god
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>>146311798
rolling
>>
>>146311495
No, you direct hit them twice for 240 dmg killing most of the cast; also, killing Mei and Reaper with follow up splash if you're solo
>>
>always pick sniper in this weekly brawl
>"WE DONT NEED ANYMORE SNIPERS"
>"3 SNIPERS SERIOUSLY?!"
It makes me happy knowing 5 other people lose.
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>>146311798
I want not the underage girl.
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>>146311798
Let's go Roadhog.
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>>146311715
Play like you got a pair. If your team isn't helping not much you can do alone unless you got Ult
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>>146310939
he started widow, shat the bed and switched to reaper
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>>146308928
>corners and doorways, anon
>>
Why should I care about the Play of the Game.
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>>146311798
The roll meme!
>>
>Manage to get a turret and 2 players with D.Va's ult on Hanamura attack.
>Kill another enemy, run over another.
>Ends up clearing point so we win.
>Shitty Junkrat gets POTG.

They need to change the algorithm, this was one of the best things I've done and it changed the game.
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>>146311049
lolbabby detected
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>>146312036
I always play Honzo in the brawl and I suck dick completely at him. I don't even fucking know which line I should use to aim long range and which mid range.
>>
>>146311495

no, they always survive that because lucio
>>
>>146309937

Because there are two generations, she was in the latter. I think they were all recruited around the same time. Though she appears in some promos that make it seem like she was in sooner.. She tells reinhart she had a poster of him on her wall as a child. Because when Overwatch was founded she was like 7.

I think McCree, Mercy, Tracer, Winston, and Genji all joined around the same time. Mei too but she didn't work with the strike force.

Overwatch was destroyed 6 years ago, Mercy is 37. She was head of surgery before joining, leaving about 5 years for her to be in ow without it being some retarded anime teenage doctor shit. During this time she designed her suit, invented her staff, saved Genji and invented whatever keeps him alive, and learned how to raise the dead.
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>>146312124
epeen
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>When the Tank saves your healer from certain death
There's nothing more relieving than seeing the roadhog that hooked you get pinned before he can shoot. Hell, I even had a Zarya bubble me right before a Widowmaker shot me
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>>146311798
Rillong
>>
>Using something else than default crosshair on Hanzo will not show what arrow you have equipped
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>>146312196
Screw epeen. It's illusory, like my gains.
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>>146311798

Come on lucky number 95!
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>>146311798
fuck it, rollin.
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>>146309637
Winston sounds like one when walking.
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>>146311798
>>
>join
>double genji and a dva are the only picks
>leave
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>>146312176
It's Pharah who had the poster.
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>>146311490
Probably never for clarity sake
>>
Losing on 99% on KOTH makes so mad christ
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>>146312282
Also doesn't have the circle to show how much power is behind the arrow.

It's dumb.
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would you say hax or pro mlg twitch shooter person? nigga did dodgy shit like this all game coupled with mediocre as fuck shots
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>>146312282
>not knowing what button you pressed before you shot arrow
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>>146312124
social validation
>>
>>146312176
See, that's what I thought, but everyone is telling me I am wrong and Mercy is perfect for 76.
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>>146311048
source?
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>>146312282
The arrow head changes anon
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>>146312314

That's fine too.
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>>146311798
Check this 48
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>>146311798
in for my waifu d. va
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>>146312359
1-1
99-99 on third round.

Every single time.
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>>146311798
Here we go 08. I can finally live my dreams of playing Chexquest with Zenyatta
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>attack torbjorns

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
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>>146309637
>did someone say.... peanut butter?
>nobody has said peanut butter
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>>146312348
I REMEMBER ZE POSTER
>>
>use Lucio to speedboost your team into position, then go back and switch to Mercy
That's actually an interesting idea
>>
>>146311798
letsafp
>>
>>146311798
roll
>>
>tfw passing into the iris
>>
>>146310736
that hurts. i think blizzard gives out more shitty zarya, torbjorn, and lucio stuff than anything else because they know no one wants them.
>>
>>146312124
Because sometimes it legitimately is the play of the game and that's pretty neat.

Although a lot of the times it's just someone pressing Q and face rolling
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>>146312605
>Enemy team perfectly clumped up on the payload
>Drop on them
>DIE-
>PASS INTO THE ANUS
JUST
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>>146311798
lord help me
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>>146312348
>Those fucked up eyes and dog face
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>when your team loses but they still vote you up because you were a good little Mercy

what does the upvote system do, anyway? More XP? or is it worthless
>>
>if a team with a Genji is losing everyone defaults to blaming him
When will this meme stop?
>>
Now we have an EPIC roll post shitting up the thread how about someone post the 'sleep tight reaper' one to make things even shittier?
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>>146311798
rolling
>>
>omnics underpowered

Is Torbjorn in charge of balancing?
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>>146312695

You're going to hell m9
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>>146312547
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>>146312719
It's just there to make you feel special
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>>146312124
Its not like I want to get play of the game...baka.
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>>146311731
>you have 4/5 gold medals but gets a miniscule amount of points!
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>>146312439
Geez I dunno
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Where are these miraculous 5-man rezzes I'm supposed to be getting as Mercy? Like I always hear about Mercy "flying in to revive everyone OP hero plz nerf". But if I die, my whole team is picked off easily. There's nobody to resurrect when I finally walk back.
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>>146308985
the skins patch?
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>>146312690
>Hear Reaper clomping above us
>Don't turn so he doesn't realize I know he is there
>As soon as I hear the jumping sound I turn around and push him back
>See him going DIEDIEDIE far away doing nothing

This is my jam.
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>>146312769

Lucio shits all over Toberlone.
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up to 31 unboxed skins, this is the fourth gold
no brakes on this train
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>>146312695
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>>146312124
why wouldn't you wanna see a bastion faceroll through an entire corridor?
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>>146311387
It's just some shit an autist made up. They aren't real.
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>>146310541
if youre a shitlord then I could see that
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>>146311798
*Replies *
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no ultra legendary normal dr. mercy skin
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would a greymane skin for mccree be interesting?

not sure when blizzard is going to start doing crossover skins
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>>146311868
man I hate to be all autistic about this so much, but no, it's not always about team comp, and I'm at the point of getting as triggered as a tumblrina every time I see people go back to comp as the reason for shit games.

I've had plenty of games just like the one that anon mentioned, despite solid team comps. Comp is irrelevant if people aren't playing their heroes well, if they're not coordinated, or if they're not playing defensively or aggressively enough.

Again, I'm sick of having to say this over and over, but I'm really starting to think that people need it drilled into their heads that this isn't LoL, you're not solo laning, and that meta needs to take a backseat to playing this team-based FPS properly and mastering the core mechanics of landing your primary fire shots and evading those of your enemies, and of developing solid teamwork and game sense that allow your team to make or stop pushes at the right times.
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>>146312943
whats your secret?
>>
>>146312883
you're supposed to hide while your team runs in to die and burn up all their ults, then fly in after they're dead, genius.
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>>146312879
source?
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>>146312987
I want an Amelie skin too.
>>
Someone post the TANK CLASS Zayra pic of blushing Zarya.
>>
> tfw 13 skins and 4300 gold by level 125
>>
>>146311798
The shitpost I can't resist.
>>
>>146312439
rustle
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>>146312883
Good teams are usually together. randos playing lone wolf tend to chain their deaths. Best Mercys just stay out of los then res
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>>146312883
Most I've ever rezzed at once is 3, but it was enough to get me POTG
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>>146311798
eh, roll
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>>146310541
Maybe if you never use your ult. Getting potg isn't that hard.
>>
>>146309056
? what do you mean?
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>>146313010
I haven't played a single match on defense unless I'm backfill
>>146312124
you shouldn't
Unless they fix it, maybe
>>
>>
>>146312987
>"Now bend over, Jack. I have to check your prostate." said Mercy putting on her gloves.
>Jack bent over, resting his hands on the bed.
>He felt her finger entering his body
>"Ok, I'll need a better grip" said Mercy, grabbing Jack's shoulders with her hands.
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>>146312987
>Not knee-high boots
Dropped
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbhq4uO0oE
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>enemy roadhog is just hooking me left and right and killing me
>literally he's just walking around near our spawn and fucking murdering me
>our teammates don't notice for a good 3 minutes and spam "NEED HEALING"

stop this meme
>>
>Hanzo who got play of the game off of my Mei ult gets massively butthurt and blames a wall I put up at the end, not even in the way of anything for being the reason we lost at the end
I didn't think the butthurt could be so real.
>>
>>146311798
.
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>>146311798
welp
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Who else /unexpected server error/ here?

Seems like some accounts are just shit out of luck.
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>Reflect arrow back at Hanzo, killing him instantly
>Salt spilled all game following that
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>>146312987
She doesn't have that much boobs.
>>
>>146313252
>image quality
what the fuck
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>>146310883
They're almost never protecting turrets. Just sitting around waiting for the enemy to push up close enough then get killed.

>>146311071
They should pick a better hero for defense and not be someone that isn't contributing.
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>>146312883
In premades.
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>>146313213
>those awkward blinks
are you using an xbone controller or something.
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>>146311798
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>>146310042
i feel like if anything Reaper would be black/yellow
he doesnt seem angry but he is a terrorist so he uses fear to fight, and also he is a zombie with magic powers
Winston could honestly be red since he fucking chimps out
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>>146313256
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>>146313328
>Roadhogs healing themselves instead of letting me charge my ult
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Winston, how's it hanging?

What did he mean by this?
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>>146311798
Roll
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Mei is fucking HUGE
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>>146313326
Literally me when i occasionally play Mei on every Genji main, fuck them.
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>>146313506
He's racist against monkeys.
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>>146313348
10k player limit
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>>146313406
no, I'm just a terrible tracer
Now that I think about it, maybe I'm just terrible in general
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>>146313078
I fucking hate that Artists re-use their old shittier art work and slap on some crap that makes it relevant to something else.

Like this shit pisses me off because she looks nothing like Pharah. and don't argue that its int he artists perspective because this is almost as bad as her being a boy all together.
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>>146313256
She probably has to do that to Rein and Torb too. Probably secretly gets off on doing this to her aging teammates.
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>pick mercy out of necessity
>someone picks reinhardt out of necessity
>healing reinhardt through a reinhardt duel
>my reinhardt gets his anus pushed in
>enemy reinhardt is untouched

I can't do this shit anymore.
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>>146313252
>Level 50
>Average 3.9k healing
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>>146313506
I honestly thought it was a (hot monkey) dick joke, but I guess not.
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>>146311798
Roll for Symmetra
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>>146311798
rollin
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>people tell me that this is a nice easy casual game
>you need to speak 4 languages and have a PHD in mathematics to play it
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>>146309554
>>146311387
>>146310419

i'm pretty sure he made those up, i never heard any of these before. especially the reaper one. she actually says "death comes" and not "die die die"
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Why do Tracer and Zarya keep encouraging Mei to remove her clothing?
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>>146313574
It's not that, it's a bug that prevents you from even reaching the queue. This is a serverside issues Blizzard is "looking into". There's a huge thread about it.

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745344507?page=1
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i improved this picture
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WORST INSTALOCK TO SEE ON YOUR TEAM POWER RANKINGS

>1.Hanzo
>2. Genji
>3. Tracer
...
...
...
...
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>21. Reinhardt
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You jelly?
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>>146313748
What do you mean?
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>Mercy POTG
>Pressed Q near 3 people she let die by being shit
>Random shitting around for the remainder of the POTG highlight, +4, +12, +6 "you particpated" kill credit
>Ult at 54% by the end of it
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>>146313506
monkey's hang from trees
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>>146313078
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>come home from work and hop on OW to relax
>every team has at least two snipers
>have to choose between playing a tank or playing a support every game
>plead with teammates but no one wants to change
>lose 5 games in a row

This game drives me fucking insane yet I still keep playing. I can't get through a 30 minute session without having to take a break because the stupidity is overwhelming.

Where can I find people who aren't retarded to play with?
>>
Can anyone link me to a compiled album or where to find these dossiers I've seen and heard so much about?
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>>146313769
They want to make out with her fat ass
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>>146313769
Because look at the weather on Route 66, Anubis, Ilios, and Hollywood.
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>>146309449
???
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>>146313828
Saved, thanks
>>
Seven straight losses in a row.

Not a single game was even close to being balanced.
>>
Give me ONE (1) good reason to pick Mercy over Lucio
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>>146310328
i maintain McCree isnt actually a cowboy but maybe saw a picture of The Man With No Name and decided to imitate the style
motherfucker has a spur on his gun
ON HIS FUCKING GUN
he's a fucking cowboy cosplayer
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>seagull killed by wolf
later kid
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>successful teamkill with dva and zarya combo
>potg goes to symmetra killing a tracer during that moment
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>playing Offensive Torbjorn on King's Row
>our widowmaker gets pissed at me for playing a Defense character
>the irony tastes good in my mouth
>don't change from Torb the whole match, sneak up on the flanks and set up turrets until we cap the first point
>set turret on the payload, pop molten core whenever we need the extra power
>get gold eliminations, objective kills, and objective time
>widowmaker shitter tilts hardcore and ragequits in disgust at being out-defensed by a fat dwarf on loan from WoW

mfw toblerone is not just for christmas
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i only play classes that i have cool skins for so it's zenyatta and dva all day for me
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You see this coming at your control point. What do?
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Whenever I try to run the PTR I just get the "Unexpected server error occurred" message. Anyone else have the same problem?
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>>146313852
>3-4 different ching-chong languages
>Russian
>German
>"simple geometry"
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>>146313769
They are the two gay characters.
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>>146312389
clearly hax
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>>146309356
no there are plenty. i like the imp/devil for mercy ones best.
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>check my w/l
>40% with mercy
>62% with lucio
WELP THAT ANSWERS THAT
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>>146313979
Nobody cares about your ecelebs
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>>146313957
Rez spam. This is seriously a nightmare to deal with when trying to make a push onto the final point.
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>>146313769
Mei does mention she's a bit overdressed on 66.
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>tfw I always chase Mercies around as Torbjorn to give them my hard throbbing armor packets
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>>146311798
rolln
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>>146314034
laser battle because im Zarya
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>>146314080
>stop talking about competitive!!!
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reminder that genji players don't counter bastion

the worthless fucking retards
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>>146314034
Bend over
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>>146309449
suace?
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>>146313447
>roadhog heals and then tops off his 50 remaining health with a big health pack
Those are health packs not hamburgers you fat pig fuck.
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>>146311798
lel
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>>146313994
Turret on the payload only takes out shitters desu

>>146314034
Tell my team to stop shooting zarya's bubbles
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how does Zarya's alt fire work?

I always end up missing or the splash doesn't do much
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>>146311798
ayy
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>>146314192
>"""""competitive""""" overwatch
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>>146311798
>No roadhog

What the fuck is this gay shit?
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>>146313957
passive healing is only good for good players or against bad players
rez and the fast single target heal keep your squad of retards alive
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>>146314034
switch to reaper
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>>146314290
>""""meme""""
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>>146311798
I'll bite.
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>grinding for D.Va
>got Carbon Fiber from Loot Box
Should I continue my quest or is that good enough?
>>
Professional commentators
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>>146314272

it fires an arcing grenade that explodes on impact. it has fairly low splash.

nothing strange about it
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>>146314117
>imagining how sweaty she must be
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>>146314053
>I need to understand a language thoroughly in order to know that I have to fuck off to somewhere whenever I hear something being said in a language that's not English
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>>146310139
niggerfaggot detected
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>>146308627
wrong. console is balanced separately.
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>>146314361
I like it. But I like black hair.
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How many people have you resurrected, /owg/?
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>teammate is about to be frozen by Mei
>jump in between them
>Mei hits me with the icicle instead of headshotting my teammate
>we proceed to rape her

Is there a better feeling?
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>All the games I played today were against teams that had a fucking Bastion on attack
Fucking retarded faggots earning 1k xp per match because we stomped your retarded ass without you even touching the point isn't fun.
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>>146314204
Why isn't Junkrat a common suggestion as a counter to turrets? He's pretty much this game's Demoman and his primary works the same way in that you can reach and harass turrets while staying relatively safe.
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>>146314321
Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти
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>>146314436

only after launch
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Why doesn't any appreciate heal sluts? Especially edgy skeletons.
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>That guy who plays Mercy instead of Lucio on KOTH

But why? Why would you put your team at such a massive disadvantage?
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Here's a tip you might not have known.
Genji can deflect 76's healing device.
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>>146311128
>have a girthy roster of fps vet friends aquired over thousands of hours of various online pro scenes
>never get paired with retards

It sucks to be you
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>>146314562
Because they know you can't live without the dick so there's no need to sweet talk you.
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>>146314483
stories where mei gets btfo give me a warm feeling inside
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>>146314290
nice post that has absolutely nothing to do with what i was replying to
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Am I playing a team of you faggots on pc right now? 6 lucios? Then six tracers?
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>>146314053
>I can't memorize a few sentences
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>only slept 3 hours
>worked 10 hours
>on tilt
>keep playing
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>>146314272
The splash damage barely exists, but hitting someone directly does a solid amount of damage. Mostly use it as a deterrent, spamming it in chokepoints to prevent enemies from walking in. Think of it as your main damage source, only use the laser primary fire if you have more than 30 charge, otherwise it won't hardly do anything
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>>146312389
thats hacking, they are just fucking around in the area but the second it reaches 100% charge it snaps to the head and fires then immediately jumps back to the position it was in before
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>>146311798
noice lets see
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DAILY REMINDER WINSTON IS NOT A FUCKING MONKEY

MONKEYS ARE ASSHOLES

WINSTON IS AN APE AND APES ARE BROS

STOP CALLING HIM A MONKEY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
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>>146311798
no
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>>146314204
That's correct.

Genji himself counters Bastion but the average pub Genji player is too fucking dumb to counter him if he has even a modicum of non-retardation.
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>>146314463
Just my penis.
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>>146314520

i guess blizzard thought that there just wouldn't be enough genjis, hanzos and widowmakers around otherwise

thanks blizz
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>Hanamura defense
>no one picks a tank or support
>I pick pic related
>our hanzo complains that we're going to get stomped because no one picked tank or support
>I'm literally zenyatta
>he says Zenyatta won't heal enough to be good

>I heal 5000 healing in one round and do just as much damage
>we never even lost point A

I just wish he could sqeak out a little more healing so I didn't feel like I could pick Lucio and do better every game. This guy is 100x more fun than Lucio.
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>play Pharah
>Zarya on team
>call out ult when ready
>see her ult is ready in tab
>she just blows it she's only of the only two people left at the front after a wipe (not including me)

3 times in 1 match. I even explained the oh-so-difficult plan in chat after the second time and no dice.
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>>146314680
Get. Your. Life. Together,
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>>146314529
>Lshift
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>There's already an Overwatch Team House
>8-12 hours as a team every day
>They also play soloque
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>>146314751
shut up winston
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>>146313836
Dam shes so desperate for a dick. Too bad shes also too "special" for it.
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>>146314680
go watch a movie you like and then rest you cunt
>>
What heroes other than Winston can I pick to deal with a GOOD Genji? You know, the one that knows his flanking routes, hits shurikens while double jumping and shit.
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>>146314520
demoman was good against sentries in tf2 because you could pile up stickies and explode them all at once to counter turtling. it's true as well that he could beat them with indirect fire, but because of arcs and range you might have trouble hitting it, especially if it's placed well.

because hammer swing speed and amount repaired per swing is lower in this game compared to tf2 you can do better with corner peeking with i.e. snipers
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>seagull gets styled on by wolf playing a better genji
uhhh guys I thought our guy seagull was the best genji in the world?? wtf??
>>
>>146314779
>mada mada
>turns around and is immediately gunned down
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>>146314898
Mei. Freeze his dumb ass.
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>>146312389
tickrate 20
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>>146314815
>Hanzo complaining
>>
>i nail someone directly with charge
>no pin
>somebody barely nicks me with it
>PINNED
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>one of Mei's Chinese lines translates directly to "Hey hey, I came!"
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>>146314520
Junkrat doesn't have a stickybomb launcher, Pharah is better at that
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>>146314963
I said good Genji
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>>146314864
Yea, Envy literally flew over 6 yuros to burgerland to play for them.
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>>146314835

if you call that a life
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>>146315026
>not having kill notifications on
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>>146307730
>a hook in time
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>>146314751
actually, he's a scientist.
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>>146315102
You just have to touch him with the freeze ray son.
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>>146314815
I feel like Zen is the least understood and most underestimated character in this game right now. He's incredibly powerful if played well, and I'm generally very successful with him, but I invariably get bashed every time I pick him.
>>
>>146313896
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Overwatch+Reference+Kits
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>>146314680
Fuck, this is me. I don't know why I get addicted to these shitty games. They're ruining my life.
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>>146314832
>attacking Anubis second point
>playing as mei, zarya on team
>both ults ready
>she lobs it over the wall to the right of the point, near where the enemy comes out of their spawn
>throw my ults a second after so it combos well
>run onto the point
>the entire enemy team is sitting on the left side of the wall and instantly mows us down
>zarya ulted a single Torb turret
>>
>>146310621

You can also do it with genji and winston. Junkrat can do it too, but it is really unreliable.
>>
What is it with people and picking Bastion on attack? I had a game yesterday with people that did that and two people tried to do it on Vodka attack a few minutes ago.
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>>146311798

Ayy anything but Mei please
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>>146311798
>
muh dik
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>>146315269
people like to pick torb and bastion on vodka attack to ride the moving platforms like tards
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>>146311798
quality reply to a quality post
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>>146315269
They want sick rocket jump clips.
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why is sadbot so sad?
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>>146314815
>I just wish he could sqeak out a little more healing

What if he could put TWO harmony orbs out, healing two people at a time? Or if Harmony orbs would do 25% of their healing to people around the target of your harmony orb?

OP?
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>>146311798
WHEW
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>>146315269

i can see doing it if they have, say, zarya and rein but no bastion counters

>implying matches without genji and hanzo happen
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>>146313592
I think you're cute in general
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>>146315420
Neither of them did it, though. At least one of them tried walking up to the point and then sitting in turret form only to die because the whole team was there. Never saw the other one.

Also, who /highnoononmovingplatforms/ here? Got a quadkill like that once.
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>>146311798
>>
>>146315474
he only exists to be killed
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>>146312389
Killcams, potg and even spectate sometimes have a different feed for some reason. I had potg as zarya and in that replay it showed like I'm mlg hack snapping to my lucio to shield him and then back. I then checked shadowplay from the actual game and it was a usual retard fluid aim.
>>
>>146314898
Roadhog is very effective against Genji if you play him well. Let Genji burn his dash and his deflect, and then he's just a sitting duck for your hook.

Other options can include McCree (replace Roadhog's hook with flashbang), Tracer (he can't catch you or escape if you play her well, and you can headshot him to death pretty quickly once his deflect is wasted), and Symmetra (primary eats him quickly and you can combo with your own turrets if you can predict the Genji's path or lure him into a killzone, plus he's likely to kneejerk waste his deflect trying to counter your damage, opening him up to attacks from your teammates.)
>>
>>146314936
>our guy
>our

Go fellate Seagull somewhere else.
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>>146314898
zarya, cant parry lasers
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>>146311798
rel
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>>146315304

Who canonly gives the bes blowjobs bois? Who should i choose? I might request drwafag friend of mine to do a pic
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>>146315193
If I don't receive a single healing orb the entire game(while clearly being in your view), then I'm going to call you shit for choosing him.

It's rare to see a decent Zen.
For the most part, if he gets picked, I automatically know it's going to be 5v6.
>>
>>146308525
>>146308863
>>146308897
>Everyone says to aim for the ground below the enemy for all the arrows to hit them
>9 times out of 10 it bounces away from the enemy

How the fuck does this RNG bullshit work
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>>146315739
Roadhog
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>>146315739
pretty obvious
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>>146310152
the best apart about this clip is that it's a highlight and that the bastion who mowed her team down a few seconds earlier probably got PoTG
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>>146315739
>>
>>146315214
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Overwatch+Reference+Kits
I didn't know the key words, man. English isn't my first language. Dossier first came to mind, relax.
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>>146315741
What class do you play as?
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>>146315739
tracer, she's a chav and thats basicaly how they say hello
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>>146311798
rolling
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>>146308380
I literally must be the only fucking person to not notice it replaces the dragons with wolves.
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>>146315809
protip: 90% of hanzo is placement and prediction

also, scatter shot deals HP dmg to rein
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>>146315975
do you play with sounds off?
It even changes his voice like to "okami ga" instead of "ryuu ga" and howls instead of roars.
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Waifumaker
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>>146308779
http://overwatch.guide/maps/
>>
Is there anything more cancerous in Overwatch than Pharmercy?

>>146311798
This needs negative options.
>>
>>146315975
especially how it goes "RURURURURURURU" when you shoot it
>>
>>146310152
Enemy team were retards. Why were they running so far ahead of the fucking payload?

If they used the payload as cover, it wouldn't of happened.
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>>146315975
It means you're doing a good job at avoiding his ult desu
>>
>>146315984
protip: 90% of hanzo is placement and prediction

also, scatter shot deals HP dmg to rein

Wrong 90% of Hanzo is waiting to have fun. The last 10% is chanting along as you summon the dragons and or wolves.
>>
>>146315862

Then just reverse image search the image you have already to find the words?

You retarded son? How have you survived this long in the digital age?
>>
>>146315741
What if I discord and harmony stuff all the time and ult when shit like RYUJIN WO KEN ANAL SEX happens, but I don't exactly hit more than 27% of my balls?
>>
>dwarf picked in tournament
is this a fucking meme?
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>>146314424
Yeah but do I need to take cover from angry Japanese arrow man, or angry Japanese sword man?
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>>146308587
>stack ranked

Explain.
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>Dicking around on support because 2 Hanzos 1 Widow 1 Genji 1 Bastion help me
>lose a game
>well at least I have my Applegate-Brand Gluten-Free Adult Breaded Chicken Strips
>package was open during manufacturing, chicken inside is frozen over, rotten, ruined
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>>146312406
Pharah is the one who had the poster.

The reason, atleast the way I see it, that so many ship them is because they're both damaged in one way or another. It makes for enough drama to keep it interesting while letting both characters develope off of one another.
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This two seem actually the most canon wise correct answer Since they are both the oldest >>146315838 >>146315942

>>146315858
Saved
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>>146311798
I always get Zarya from these. Let's see what happens this time.
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>>146316118
The people that cry for nerfs every other second.
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>>146316170
I did, nothing came up as part of something bigger in reverse image search for that.
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>>146316234
Ranked matchmaking is out on the test client
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>>146312406
Mercy has literally 0 canon interactions or chemistry with 76

Pharah edges her out by being cuter and a good actual ingame team combo

Don't listen to that one fat faggot who posts it every thread, Mercy is just his moeblob waifu and he wants to pretend he's the rugged 76 who's been betrayed by his mo- Reaper
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>>146316142
Wouldn't have.
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>>146316308
How about we humour them and NERF EVERYTHING INTO THE GROUND!
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10 games in a row and I only won one

How the fuck do I carry guys?
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>didn't play Reaper because muh edge
>was forced to pick him when we couldn't deal with enemy tanks
>he's fun
Only downside is, most of my PotGs as him are "Press Q to PotG". Kinda embarrassing.
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Fucking torb op as fuck. Everyone on Envy with 75 armor every fight.
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>>146310419
I interpreted it as her laughing that he tried to hook her.
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>>146316494
Are you playing solo queue? Fucking stop that.
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i keep losing games
but never falling below 50
just let me fall below 50 so i can queue with the new players instead
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anyone have a clean version without the watermarks n shit?
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>>146316494
Play mercy and ress your team over and over again

Play widowmaker and kill everything
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>>146310367
MMR


also it pairs pre-mades with pre-mades when possible and that can be really shitty for mmr
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>>146316494
Yell at them on voice chat until they obey you.
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>>146311798
fuck it why not
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>>146316218
>Ryuujin no Kyojin(??)
>Ryuuga waga teki wo kurau
>sounding anything alike
>implying both have the same intonation
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>oneshotting people from super far away
>have none of the regular downsides of being a sniper
>giving wallhacks to your entire team every 5 seconds
boy this is fun and balanced to play against
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>>146311798
gimme a good one
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>>146309648
So wolf Hanzo is practically Udyr right?
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>>146316494
Positioning, map awareness, health management, accurate aim, target prioritising and shitty enemies
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>torbjorn from envyus on kings row for def
>now they have hanzo for attack
meme game
meme game
memegaem
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>>146311798

I refuse unless it's D. Va
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>>146311798
who the fuck is alejandra though
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>>146316729
Udyr is sexier though
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>>146311798
rollan
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>>146311798
oh boy
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>>146316758
taimou is shit on hanzo though
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>>146316725
>anal on tracer
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>>146316397

But what does he mean by stack? Can you play as a group?
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>>146311798
rollin.
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How do I know when are competetive games being played?
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>>146316704
Nigga they both sound like "Ching chong ding dong" to me
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>>146316919
Yeah, there's no differentiation between party and solo MMR
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>>146315657
rogue practice bot hero when
moonbase stage when
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>>146316575
>167 games
give it time
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I'm at a 8 loss win rate deficit

It seems like the more I lose, the shittier my team mates get

It just keeps getting worse.

Am I in hell?

And don't tell me that it isn't my teams fault because there were people on my team going out of their way to not cap the objective

The game before that we had two symetras on attack. One of them went afk three minutes into the round

I'm losing my mind
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>>146317032
Let me simplify.
Loud ROOOOARRR or AWOOOOOO means angry Japanese archer.
Loud DISTINCT SWORD WHOOOSHING means angry Japanese ninja.
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>>146311798
rolling
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>>146316598
Mercy can't carry shit teams. Her allies will be too scattered for a proper rez and she won't have anyone protecting her from flankers.
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>>146317059
Ana really loves her beret.
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>>146314060
>Russian patriot
>Gay
This is just getting out of hand now.
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>>146317032
Go listen to them on youtube until you can tell the difference then genius
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>>146311798
pass into the iris
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>when you kill someone so hard, they come back after quitting just to quit again
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>white
>white
>blue
>white
>2 sprays, a voice line and an emblem
>2 of them are duplicates
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>146317046

Well there goes my hopes of playing again.
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>>146316595
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>>146316494
Unfortunately, the answer is to play a different role that leads to less impressive scores.

When playing solo queue, half the battle is getting your teammates to work with you. I find that the best way to do it is play as a good tank and lead from the front, because your teammates will follow you like a bunch of ducklings.
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>>146317146
Then you're team isn't going to win any way desu.
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>>146317032
Genji talks faster than Hanzo. Hanzo has a deeper voice as well, and when he ults it's followed by a loud roar.
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>>146317059
did you just post the same image twice or am I missing something
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>>146311798
Pls
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Pharah can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Pharah's mom

Please release her already
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>>146317187
>pink hair
>sexually oppressed

makes perfect sense
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>>146313648
FUCK OFF POO IN THE LOO NIGGER LOVER
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>>146311798
Pls mercy
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>>146317289
Same image, vastly different resolution.
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>>146317173
why is tracer the same age as now on that picture, does the time no affect her?
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>>146311798
rollin
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>>146317305
CLIENT SIDE HIT DETECTION
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>>146311798
rolling for dva
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>>146314034
hook it
immediately regret my decision
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>>146317245
>your teammates will follow you like a bunch of ducklings
I wish it was this simple.

>be Reinhardt on Hollywood attack
>stick with the payload
>5 teammates are apparently "flankers" because I can only see their chevrons jumping around in the distance
>even Zenyatta fucked off
>they die one by one, respawn one by one and then die one by one again
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>>146317236
>2 duplicates

Step it up. 3 duplicates here.
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>>146317032
You are dumb and probably an American. Even if it's the same language, Genji shouts during the entire phrase, while Hanzo's sentence is longer, and he builds it up.
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>>146317363
Well she has some time fuckery going on.
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>>146317308
>she's an amputee android
>she has a LMG
>heals people by shooting them up
>makes mexican cartel references with reaper

ruined
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>>146311798
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>>146317363
Her story is she was a test pilot for a new vehicle that fucked up her ability to exist in spacetime.
That stupid glowy shit she wears is to keep her stable and from slipping forward or backward in time.
Presumably she doesn't age as a result.

Though in truth, they probably didn't think that far.
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>team dies and i manage to protect the point as fucking dva and only die when the team finally manages to run back to it
>we lose the point because my team decided to shoot the enemy from outside the point instead of getting in
>they get wiped again
>mcree: dva you should switch
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>>146316494
A gud reaper can carry. Tons of damage, health from kills, and an op escape.
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>Last push on Anubis
>Use graviton surge trapping everyone but Mercy
>Mercy uses her ult, stealing the victory from us
>I get the potg

HOW THE FUCK, SHE JUST WON THE GAME FOR HER TEAM
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>>146317363
Remember, she can control her own timeline. Which means she can also do nifty things like revert her time to a point when she wasn't tired or hungry.
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>>146317353
I see.
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>>146317410
>When you hook the Zarya as Roadhog and Mei's "sorry, sorry sorry, sorry" voice line plays as you pucker up for devastation.
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>>146317032
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>when the enemy team goes full meme and still manages to lose
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>>146311798
Git
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>>146317524
she's stuck in time

they literally just copied Cpt. Jack Harkness from Doctor Who.
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>>146317431
i'd rather have the currency from a duplicate blue than a shitty emblem tbqh
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>>146311798
roll
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>>146317715
So?
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>game makes K/D ratio not matter because lmao all assits are now kills anyway
>except for you, mercy, enjoy your 0.25 K/D
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>>146317032
Genji says like take my dragonblade and I believe hanzos would be something like let my dragons consume you? or dragon devour you, something like that.
Shit ain't hard.
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>>146317046
>They think people aren't going to abuse the fuck out of this
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>enemy team has a Genji and a Pharah
>level 72 guy switches to Bastion after Torbjörn didn't work out
?????????????
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>>146317363
No one knows since blizzrds timeline is unexplained. People meme that she doesn't age but there's no proof
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Payload > CP > KOTH

KOTH is so goddamn garbage it's not even funny
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>>146317046
>there's no differentiation between party and solo MMR
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Do post-game upvotes do anything, or is it just dick-sucking?
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>play tf2
>have fun

>play overwatch
>don't have fun

what does this mean
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>>146317715
Literally who?
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>>146317553
you both earned the same amount of potg points but yours happened first

that's why on 3 map Koth maps the POTG is usually from the first map
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>>146317097
>It seems like the more I lose, the shittier my team mates get
That's how mmr works buddy
>>146317431
I didn't cap it but my last lootbox was all 4 duplicates, including an epic (the flexing reinhardt highlight intro I think it was)
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>>146317987
dick sucking
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After using Earth Shatter should I just use the hammer or pick one and charge him?
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Post your absolutely mediocre career
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/572edba224eae653
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Let's think straight. If you are having hard time with solo queue why don't we team up so we can win__ some matches?


Memes aside
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>>146317032
I guess watching subs for so long makes it easy for me, but holy fuck how can you not tell the difference by length, tone, and sound effects? Are you deaf?
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>>146317987
Just dick-sucking. Its usually nice to thank a healer though since they won't get POTG.

What average should I be aiming for with Mercy for healing?
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>landing D.VA's ult is hard
>nah dawg, ya see that crowd over there?
>yee, what about it?
>iss easy. walk in, self destruct, walk out, ya hear?
>gotcha my nig
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>>146318017
a british person who is stuck in time from a popular british TV series
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>>146318067

situational. hammer if there's a whole bunch of targets, or if charging would get you (more) out of position.
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>>146311798
GIVE
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>>146309207
I'm glad Blizzard hasn't hired you for writing.
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>>146318132
so this........ is the power........ of console players.....
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>>146318107
>What average should I be aiming for with Mercy for healing?
I've got 42 hours on Mercy and mine tends to hover between 5-6k depending on how the games have been.
It was at 6.1k earlier today and now it's 5.1k after a few short games, backfilled game that was over within a minute etc.
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>>146317046
that's because when you make a party only 1 person is the leader and it uses their MMR

so just make an alt account and lose a bunch of times and use that as party leader to stomp scrubs
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I just want to see this whore's kit already, god damn.
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>>146318067
Q>E> hammer the shit out of people otherwise, and charge as they are about to get up.

Also, I suggest doing a Q>E>Shift if you want the achievement.
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>Enemy team has a good Junkrat AND a good Pharah
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>>146318203
I AM GOING TO STICK IT INTO A BRITISH PERSON ANYTIME NOW
TRY TO STOP ME MOTHERFUCKER
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>>146311798
no
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>>146318304
serious question: what about that play has anything to do with it being on console? or are you just shitposting?
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>>146318304
Reaper, less ellipses, please?
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>>146318359

gross
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>>146311389
its called "favor the shooter" combined with a low batching rate. also get on a less shitty connection.
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>>146311798
Where's the "you become ___ and get raped"?
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>>146318423
Console players are braindead casuals
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>>146318132
>jetting over to just stand in front of the stairs and shoot from afar

do console players just mash buttons?
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>>146311798
rollin
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>>146318428
Fuck off.......
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>>146311798
I am legitimately, unironically going to fap to whatever I get.
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>>146311798
dva or i kill myself
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>>146318107
>>146318316
Oh, if you meant on like a game by game basis,
a decent length game would probably be like 9-11k and a game with plenty of overtime and tanks getting thumped by DPS you'd be looking at like 12-16k
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>>146311798
Wheres the guy version
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>>146317173
>McCree

You just KNOW
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>>146311657


>shitters think hidden stats will save them
>watch kill feed
>widow on third death without killing someone

Fuck you widowmaker mains!
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>>146318428
*teleports behind you and shoots you in the back and then turns into smoke*

>looks like I'm back..... in black.....
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>>146318428
>reaper
>>
>enemy team has a competent hanzo
>enemy team has a competent genji who has his ult up ever 30 seconds
Times when I wish I could vomit blood on command, lads
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>>146318529
Stream it.
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>>146316263
Then why not Genji x Mercy? They actually interact and his lines to her are dripping with repressed urges
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>>146318076
I would, but I'm shit, have a shit computer and live in a far away shithole. I'm also nowhere near my computer
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>>146317008
follow gosugamers on twitch
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>>146318341
in one of their blog videos they had someone designing her triangle scoped weapon in the background and they've already said she's a support character

so think passive healing like zenyatta and hitscan dps
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>>146318494
so shitposting then, got it
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>>146311798


Fuck it.

Rollin!
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>>146311798
I'm so lost
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>avoid system removed
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO AVOID ALL THESE FUCKING SHITTY USELESS GENJI MAINS THEN HUH?
>>
POST WHICH HERO YOU'D CHOOSE AS A NEIGHBOR AND WHY
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>>146318642
Ack! What's this gremlin doing with the Getter Dragon pose?
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>>146318783
leave the game

or if you care about exp just afk in spawn to lose quicker

if i remember correctly the only exp difference between losing and winning is like 500 exp
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>>146318750
I think he meant because anyone with a brain won't die to her self destruct.
Even after being revived by Mercy I'm pretty sure they had time to find LOS
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>>146318795
Zenyatta.
I want to experience tranquility.
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>>146318795
Zarya, she seems pretty normal
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>>146318795
Out of all of them? Zenyatta. He would be the least likely to be a bad neighbor, though there would probably be some anti-Omnic sentiments coming at him from my racist Indian neighbor.
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I can't remember the last time I won on Lijang tower. I keep getting Bastions in my team.
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>>146311657
intentional. welcome to quick play. wait for next comp. what would you do about it anyway? rage?
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>>146318304
>>146318505
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>>146318795
Bastion.
We can watch WALL-E together.
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>>146318795
Mei.
I want to be her assistant in her lab and help her work out her sexual frustration at work in the middle of research
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>>146319015
>bird shits everywhere

no thanks
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>>146318795
Mccree, tells me the time like a nice neighbour
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>>146318795
Mercy so I can be healed if shit goes down/resurrected if some stupid shit kills me. Any other answer is stupid
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>>146319068
Used to it. This is Ireland, y'know?
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>>146319031
>Mei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMqfWoFjgto
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>>146318423
D.Va excels at getting right up someone's ass and blasting them.

>Jets give you the mobility to rush them
>Defense matrix prevents unnecessary damage while you jet or to bait your target into wasting abilities / having to reload
>Your primary doesn't have to reload so you can just stand there with your health and armor and fuck them up

Afterwards you jet away and find your next victim. If you ever see a D.Va shooting at something in the distance, you have a bad D.Va.
>>
>>146317173
I fucking need all of these as skins.

Especially winston and Reinhardt
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>>146315858
You are the best.
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>>146319094
>implying she wouldn't just leave to africa to help aid workers
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>Play of the Match
>>
>join game
>team is three lucio, one dva
>leave game
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>>146319247
>implying healing Winston doesn't count
>>
Should melee button damage be adjusted so that characters deal different damage?

I'm not saying huge differences. But a punch from D.Va doing the same damage as the massive ape seems silly.
>>
>>146318795
Genji. I wanna fuck the robot.
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>>146319275
>he doesn't want the new meta of 3 auras
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>>146319275
good, we don't need you and we don't want you
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>>146311798
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>>146317032
LOOKS GUYS! IT'S A DINDU! AND HE'S FUCKING ACTING LIKE ONE!
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>>146319202
d.va will die to anything in close range and does zero damage to anything not in close range

she's useless unless your entire team pushes forward and bullies the other team into a corner
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>>146311798
oh boy
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>>146318795
Winston

Free bananas
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>>146318283
Don't count your chickens before they hatch, mate.
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>>146317338
>Pink hair
>Automatically=gay
So a woman who obviously intimidates most men can't try and look a little girly, or just like the color pink?The Blizzard employee she's modeled after has pink hair and that's why it is.
>>
>run out from cover as genji knowing bastion is around the corner
>fires a couple bullets and stops once he realizes
>stares at me while I shuriken him to death and never hit my e
Wew lads
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>>146312136
its constantly evolving. become informed on how play of the game works and youll be less salty. its based on points in a density f time primarily. be aware.
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Anyone got a video clip of that chick cheating? The one with all the news stories? I saw a clip a few days ago but I can't find it now
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>>146309993
Isn't that Pharah's mom?
>>
>>146318750
buttblasted braindead console player got it
>>
>>146319315
>But a punch from D.Va doing the same damage as the massive ape seems silly.
How so? Or do you mean mechless D.Va?
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>>146319449
Doing the same with Hanzo is a lot funnier
>>
>Randoms picked Lucio
>All of them
>They're all the worst Lucio's ever
>Their one Zenyatta had 11k healing
I hate people
>>
>>146319291
>changing the rules so 2 overwatch heroes are your neighbors
>letting a nigger into mercy's house

you're a shit neighbor
>>
>>146319461
she doesn't cheat though
>>
>>146319446
>Pink hair
>Automatically=gay

it's a common signifier
>>
>>146319416
You having fun playing Overwatch, buddy?
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I can't be the only one who finds the heel sound Mercy makes when she lands extremely fucking sexy
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>>146319416
what
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>>146319416
anon what the fuck
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>>146319473
nice meme friend
>>
>>146311798
Rolling
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>>146319527
Nobody said Winston was my neighbor.
>>
>have all tanks with 58-64% winrate
>reinhardt down at 44% winrate

I dont know if I suck at Rein or my teammates cant accomplish anything, but I always feel useless and squishy as hell.

Any tips for playing this required piece of shit?
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>>146319479

I meant mechless, sorry.
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>>146319531

i mean, if i played against koreans i'd look like an fps god too
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>>146319416
*repliES TWO yOU*
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>>146311798
rorr
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>>146319416
>all those buzzwords
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>>146319416

>All those buzzwords.

Fuck off battleborne faggot.
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boy oh boy what could possible be inside?
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>>146319416
Ya know, when I get pissed at the game I just swear a lot.
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>>146319446
>The Blizzard employee she's modeled after

So she's 100% confirmed gay then.

She's a butch muscle girl with huge tits and short pink hair designed by a woman.

How did anyone think she was straight? She's probably only russian as a political agenda to piss off putin because that's how women work.
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>>146319553
You should try Widowmaker's clicking heels.
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>>146319416
>/pol/ isn't retarded, they said
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>>146319416
Why am I in tears
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>>146319531
yeah well i literally watched a clip of her locking on to people that were behind her like a robot
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>>146319735
[W] [W] [B] [W]
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>>146319416
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>>146319416
There are no goats in Alaska
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>>146317363
Doesn't Tracer make complete sense in that picture and S76 is the one that's off? All we know of the timeline is the original 6 form Overwatch and do shit for years. Along the way more people like Winston, Mercy, Tracer, join up. OW is shut down for a little while. Then Winston recalls it. That picture seems recent with omnic peace, an old Reinhardt, a battle weathered Reyes and a Milfy Pharah mom with Mccree, tracer, winston all more youthful from joining later. Assuming that that is Morrison on the right and not random agent no5 it seems like he's the one that doesn't make sense.
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>>146319735
white
white
blue
white
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>>146319735
2 blue 2 grey
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>>146319462
No that was just everyones guess
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>>146319449
to be fair it's kind of hard to tell when genji activates reflect and the animation keeps going for half a second after it stops allowing him to get an easy 150 damage on you before you can start shooting him
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>>146319543
So is constantly pushing for gay people in videogames, I could care less but let's atleast make it more plausible than
>Pink hair
>She's totally gay
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>>146311798
rolling
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>>146319891
>>146319825
JOJOKES ON YOU IT WAS TWO BLUES
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>>146318476
fuck off
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>>146319665

Reinhardt's kind of got the problem of needing a team that actually will take advantage of his shield, which is his biggest asset.

It might not just be your fault. If you've got a team of idiot deathmatchers, theres nothing you can really do except switch.
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>>146311798
rolan
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>>146319370
>You will never pin little asian girls beneath your precision german engineering
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oh hey the matchmaker has detected that i was having a decent time, time to throw me into three seat-filler stomp losses in a row
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>>146319901
>-4 POInts
even redditors know whats up
>>146319974
I told you >>146319906
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Is this image still relevant?
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>>146319901
the overwatch subreddit is filled with children
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>>146311798
Yo
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>>146319752
What part of that did you get designed by from? That and it'd be way to boring to have the big strong woman be gay, my money is on Pharah atleast being one, possibly a future character, or Reinhardt.
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>>146319614
I mean you can just look at the demographics of console players vs pc. Older and thus smarter people play on pc.

Don't be too mad about being inferior
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>>146319937
if she were straight she'd be plain like every other female character in the game

she either has mental health issues and is trying to seek attention by dying her hair or she's gay

besides, just because blizzard can say "oh no she's straight, we made her so we know" doesn't mean shit.
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>>146319854
>That picture seems recent with omnic peace, an old Reinhardt
It was the first peace, when Australia was given partly to omnics, Then they attacked again. And after that there was Blackwatch, public outcry, Swiss HQ explosion, disbanding...

So no, it's not recent.
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>>146319901
But this is completely true.

Left clicks are usually just luck since you toss them out like a machine gun hoping it hits one of the bus sized heads. Sonic is Sonic, not much to do with that. Then you have Scatter which needs to be aimed at feet for instant kills, and occasionally on walls behind someone due to a Rein shield, its the only part of Hanzos kit that requires any amount of thought.

Sure you can just toss scatter arrows into rooms for some free damage and the occasional kill, but proper scatter usage for instant kills is what separates the garbage hanzo on your team from the one that might actually contribute something
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>be biker mouse from mars
>fighting a roadhog on ilios
>manage to blow him off the edge with a mine
>"have a nice day!" as he desperately misses a hook and tries to shoot me

damn wish I had that recorded, it was priceless
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>>146320238
>my headcanon > actual lore

The hair looks retarded but/and she was modeled after some cunt in the company
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>>146319546
fuck off cuck

>>146319810
>everyone who disagree with me is /pol/
oh shit i really hit close to home didn't i

>>146319842
guess again

>>146319731
>>146319706
nice samefag you literally alaskan literally memesexual literal child
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>play Reaper
>"Pshh...too easy..." voiceline
>red X spray
>use them after every kill
>shitpost on /m after every killstreak/big ult

WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME BEING AN EDGELORD WAS SO MUCH FUN

REAPER IS FUCKING FUN
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>>146320242
>So no, it's not recent.
Define 'recent'
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>>146320238
.............. my god its like talking to a fucking wall then. The company that made and designs her lore can tell you what she is but you'll disregard it because reasons?
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>>146320238
But Zarya is modeled after a Blizz employee, including her hair color at the time.

Isn't Mei/D.Va canon or something though?
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>>146320185
so it's fine if the only other military girl who has brown skin and a old german guy are gay but not if a butch pink short haired dyke is

okay buddy
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>>146320382
>there are goats in Alaska
I guess I learn something new every day
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>>146320438
NO IT IS NOT
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>>146320429
You do that. You used it first.

There's definitely several years between that photo and where the story picks up again.
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>>146319937
I'm thinking she's bi.
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>>146308937
Well they are, it's just the pieces aren't connected. Plenty of story universes do this
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>>146319393
She's really good at attacking spread out teams because she's good at flanking and picking off other players. I see too many people blowing their jets and defense matrix right out of spawn so they can land in the middle of everything and just watch their health melt while they peashoot targets in the distance.
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>>146320301
I guess there's more to it than his LMB, but it's still just "aim at their feet and they die" 90% of the time.
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>>146319370
source full image
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>>146320583
Progressives don't like admitting bi-sexuals exist.
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>>146318132
>CONSOLE
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>>146320042
The amount of times I grow hard from pinning pilot D.vas and Mercys is astronomical
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>join game in progress
>it's a 1 to 1 king of the hill 99/99 overtime

you blizzard what the fuck man
stop this please
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>>146311798
rollan
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>>146320416
You need to get the tea time spray, i always throw it down and tea bag furiously after an ult that is likely to get potg. You would not believe the amount of salt it causes
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>>146320489
>girl who has brown skin
I don't get how this is relevant. Also, Reinhardt is not as old as you. Stop thinking stereotypes are always true.
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Removal of widow and Rebalance of tanks so reinhardt isnt the only viable solo tank on non-koth
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>>146318750
console players can't aim because the controller doesnt allow for it
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>>146320489
No it's that you're using stupid logic of pink hair equals gay, where as Pharah had a rough relationship with her mother from in game dialogue. It's more plausible because more traditional parents can be down right horrible of their child is gay. As for Reinhardt I actually forgot but some anon spun a decent theory, so I'll concede on that one.
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>Finally win a game
>Say gg
>Guy on enemy team complains about how only the winning team says gg
>Regret not saying gg ez instead to really trigger this nigger
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>>146318750
No one dies to D.Va ults on PC. They're used more for zoning than actual kills.
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I usually hate people that want to nerf things but mercy's ult charges way to fast to how impactful it is.
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>>146320767
>reinhardt isnt the only viable solo tank on non-koth
What are you smoking?
>Roadhog
>Zarya
>two of the most OP characters in the game
>not viable
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>>146320767
All Reinhardt does is funnel pressure into one place.
Other tanks make shit happen all around the map.
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>>146319370
>straight reinhardt smut

delete
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>>146320650
http://imgur.com/a/GDIfc
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>>146320839
why not just add the ez after
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Lionhardt or Stonehardt boys?
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>>146320745
Holy shit that's genius, thanks anon for stepping up my BM game.
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>>146320234
>Older and thus smarter people play on pc.
>Older and thus smarter
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>>146320937
By that point the faggot had already left
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>>146320752
>Stop thinking stereotypes are always true

That's literally the definition of stereotypes. If it isn't true you're being racist.

That's why we use different words anon. Distinction.
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>>146320947
Bundeswehr
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>>146308812
Why is half this board gay?
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>>146316526

that's almost every hero.
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>>146320947
Paragon
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>>146320536
And tracer is the youngest ever agent so even over the passage of several years tracer would still look young as she's could have begun training as a teenager.
While people can have their hair rapidly grey, Morrison still seems more off than anyone else in that picture.
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>>146320848
You can get kills with D.va ults still but it depends on luck. You also have to be really sneaky, boost your mech out of sight over a wall or through a window so people aren't quite sure where to hide. It's still hard, though, I'll give you that.
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>>146320947
Stonehardt
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>>146320416
I mean, why else would you do it?
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>>146320889
>Roadhog
>Zarya
>tanks

sure, by classification

i don't see reinhardt team wiping or getting free kills every 6 seconds
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NEW THREAD
>>146321163
>>146321163
>>146321163
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>>146321052
Cause the game attracted the /u/ shippers which means every relationship has to be something other than vanilla, also it's 4chan.
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>>146321154
...so literally the same strategy as on console.
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>>146320907
>http://imgur.com/a/GDIfc
thanks senpai
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>>146321042
Mein Neger
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>>146313558
Moar please.
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>>146321034
It isn't

>a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing
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>>146311798
rawl
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>>146321052
Symmetra is a woman.
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>>146319393
As long as 3 people aren't shooting you she's decent at picking people off. You can't fight reapers though
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>>146313625
levels mean shit


they refelect time played and nothing else
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>>146321709

>Pharah's direct hit damage is too high
>Junkrats AOE damage is too low

Just fuck off you fucking faggot
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>>146312883
It sounds like you're not very good.

Keep practicing, though.
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What am I supposed to do during Winston ult? it's so fucking pointless all I can use it for is some health boost and a few 2 damage sissy slaps
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>>146322305
That's basically it. You disrupt the enemy team and serve as a distraction. Oh and knocking them off of cliffs.
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