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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
first for HL is best
>>146308343
Second for HL babies can suck a trannies dick
>>146307991
>he doesn't know about the sign of mji and firstius patricius
3rd for John
nth for gay
3rd for lol i just played my first lobby HL is the best fuck 6s elitists
>>146308404
You're right, I have no counterargument to "wahh i cant run spy 24/7
fuk u faggot"
You also both misspelled and misused "ad hominem".
That's all for now gamers, remember which side you stand on!
Im cumming
>An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
>Internal system changes in preparation for a future update
>Updated the localization files
There's always going to limit on how much anyone can improve at anything. I don't really think there's any room for disagreement. If you're naturally not very coordinated you'll have a much harder time improving compared to someone who is naturally more coordinated, even in TF2. At a certain point you might not be able to reach the level that they can. That's why team sports and esports are so deep, because everyone can find their niche within a team and work to their own strengths, whether those strengths be aiming, calling, strategizing, or even keeping spirits up.And then there's highlander
>announcing reports
>>146309170
THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
THE BIGGEST UPDATE UNTIL 2017.
>>146309170
>>146309170
holy fuk they updated the localization files this is fucking huge
ITS HAPPENING
MAYBE
SOON.
I just want a new update goddammit.
>>146309170
how big is update
This one was about 33 megs
a larger one might be coming soon.
i just played a game with a tf2 friend and we had fun.
how was your day
>>146309718
its the comp update so
probably one of the biggest tf2 updates ever
>>146309170
so there's at least 2 weeks realistically till ~~~the~~~ update
if they felt like they needed to do this it might be worth gne wait
some guru on tftv will probably tell everyone what it actually is
official map pool for comp: foundry, gully, granary, snakewater (final), via, a/d gorge, process
http://pastebin
.com/3DVbbKFC
it begins
this is a pre-update, only 33MB, everything is in place
HYPEBOYZ
>>146310079
>gne
how did i fuck it up this hard
HOLY FUUUCK RESTART YOUR GAME
COMP BETA BUTTON IS GONE
>>146310293
Probably because the item servers are down
i wonder what new maps they are gonna add with the update.
new weapons?
please? please!?
Are they gonna go all in and put mayann in with the update?
>>146310785
i hope so anon, i hope so
>>146309170
>Internal system changes in preparation for a future update
so an update 2 years from now?
>>146309170
>>146311089
>final comic released with this big update
i can feel it
>quakes upcoming 2v2 lan at quakecon will have a prize pool of $25k
>
valve sponsored lans when?
>>146311401
>the final comic
no the ride can't be over yet
I need more silly mercs
>>146311442
csgo and dota 2
anyone have a good pasta i can put on my steam proflie
>>146310667
>new weapons?
>please? please!?
haha i saw that video too :)
>>146311948
the 'I did not spend 3 thousand dollars' golden pan pasta
bonus points if you have a golden pan
i haven't played in awhile and didn't keep up with any tf2gs
>>>/trash/3647740
>>146311583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
all roads must end anon.
>>146312006
and yet you didnt give us new weapons. faggot
i love being a neet
u mad viva
i love being a viva
u mad neet
>>146312468
Disappointment is more like it. Can't imagine how mad and disappointed his parents are, though. Jeez
>>146312581
Ditto
im sure his parents are happy that hes happy and you shouldnt project
>>146309170
>Update is a preparation for another update
Where is the real update NIIIOGEEEEEEEEERRSS
NIIIIIIGEEEEEEEEEER AAAAAAAAAA
>>146308546
that sniper rifle is all kinds of fucked up
>>146313030tomorrow
WHAT IS THIS
selling thing on market
>>146313542
source 2
>>146311442
next insomia
20k confirmed
>>146308343
that's a nice cosmetic
>>146311442
>2v2
dont tell me that duel is considered old fashioned to quake players now
>>146314136
i have a purple one
>>146314365
me to
wanna fucks
>>146314597
sure
id?
>>146314329
It's really the only form of comp that is active in quake now
what would go well with DERR wintermantel?
>>146314653
post yours first
>>>/trash/3649498
new /trash/ thread
>>146314983
but im shy
'////'
>>146315479
its ok sempai
>>146315582
you post yours
i asked first
>>146315664id/MrMuselk
>>146315725sent ;)
>>146315664
id/________
add me NOW
>>146315863added ;)
new stuff in case you missed it
the 30 MB pre-update removed MM beta, added stuff to MM pipeline, and a few text to introduce and explain MM to newbies
and basically confirmed that the next update will be the official release of MM, with actual ranked matches with people of similar rank
>>146314892
neckwear headwear + ruffled ruprecht looks p good imo
>tfw want to buy this
>tfw haunted is 11 ref and normal is 12
>tfw halloween hats are worth more than normal ones
so cp killed himself and pretended he was leaving on a trip?
On dustbowl the 2nd, you can go through the rock, you guys noticed this? or is just a bug i'm experiencing?
>>146316287
he joined military
>>146316316
>they still havent fixed the bush by 3rd map blue exit that can hide stickies and make them invis
>>146309170
>>Internal system changes in preparation for a future update
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>146316091
sot he official release of mm will be no different than the beta besides it not being beta anymore
>>146316287
i guess
no more co-pilot meme forcing so i guess im okay with it
Ive been sitting on my ass all day because sick
ask me questions about competitive tf2
>>146308343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QwPGhhy3fk
>>146311442
>25k for 2v2
>bigggest TF2 tournament prize was 15k for the 4 top teams in i55
>1200$ for each player in a team that is world champion and had to fly all the way from NA
>the community still has to fund kickstarters most of the time to send teams to insomnia
>>146316681
PLEASE
IM BORED AS FUCK
AHSUWBEHWIWBWVW
>>146316681
are tacos viable 6s gamerfuel?
>>146316681
shortstop or scattergun
>>146316862
can i play competitive while i'm naked
>>146316824
its because comp tf2 is a joke
>>146316681
do i have to be gay to be the medic
>>146316681
What do you think is the better movement training tool, surf maps or jump maps?
>>146316681
Is the vacc relevant in HL?
>>146316603
the pre-update confirmed that MM will actually be ranked
there might be other changes to MM or to TF2 as a wholeif valve puts AT LEAST 2 class limit on everything for MM i will suck their dick
updat when
>>146316869
i prefer ramen because its easier to eat and make
>>146317070
in its current state no
>>146316940
scattergun
>>146317005
you bet
if you plan on doing it post id anytime
>>146317037
depends on what game mode
>>146317061
jump maps
>>146317168
an hour ago
>>146316681
is it possible to playoverwatchwhile liking tf2
>>146316869
no
>>146316940
scattergun all day erry day
>>146317005
yes, remember to stream
>>146317037
no, but it helps
>>146317070
>Vaccinator
>>146317227
i was kidding i'm too scared of playing competitive
i'll just stick to pubbing naked
>>146317256
absolutely not
>>146317227
next updat when
>>146317061
for medic surf
for soldier jump
>>146317168
t-t-tomorrow valve will surely deliver... heh heh..
>>146317227
>>146317297
whoa
who's the real one
>>146317256
very possible yes
>>146317332
i am still interested in your id
>>146317376
2 weeks
>>146317482
me
>>146317482
>>146317504
no it's me
>>146317376
Smissmas
>>146317256
yes (Lúcio a best)
>>146317332
okay, remember to stream nonetheless
>>146317504
what would giving you my id do
>>146317637
i don't have a cam
who's the real you
>>146317637
no its me i did not use punctuation in any of my posts you imposter
>>146317084
is the ranking system fucked where winning gets you nowhere and losing drops you a lot
>tfw BRAWLING with your boys who are wearing the concheror and the blagg bogs
heh
good mji.
>>146317809
I am
>>146317826
Stop impersonating me, punctuation is vital to proper comprehension.
>>146317908
who are the MJI anyways
it pisses me off when normalfags say that weapon variety is having 30 different realistic hitreg weapons, or 5 different versions of the same rifle or submachinegun
>>146318031
I'm gonna let the thread answer that one for you bud
>>146318031
i don't know
Update tonight btw.
>>146316869
Only the closed ones
>>146316940
Scattergun always
>>146317037
are you?
>>146317061
Jumping for offense surfing for support
>>146317070
no and it never will be
>>146317168
Soon(tm)
>>146317256
No
>>146317005
yes
>>146317376
Soon(tm)
>>146317227
>>146317297
>>146317504
>>146317637
>>146317826
>>146317969
Who the fuck are these two?
>>146317482
>>146317809
I am. >>146318382
made a sandwich and came back
both of you mge me right now
192.168.1.1
impersonation is WRONG
>>146318718
I can't out in the wilderness and phoneposting
>join a valve server expecting some comfy koth game
>join a team
>other team has engineers
>>146318718
come to my server
127.0.0.1
>>146319024
spectate before you join next time
>>146318819
are you getting fucked in woods by wild bears
>>146318982
no i am not you
>>146319050
connecting
better be there faggot
be prepared to get 20-0d
>>146319024
>implying stickybombs are not the most comfy weapon in the game
>>146318718
am of the ruski I dont want to mge at 680ms
>>146319024
>koth
>comfy
payload is the de facto comfy gamemode for pubs
t. mumblejerk incorporated
>>146317070
Is there an update now? Or am I gonna have to spam more gory memes?
>>146319231
its is eu server vlad
>>146319420
i dunno never tried it
>>146319809
that sounds even hotter
>>146319761
дepьмo
>>146320112
did you use google translate for that
>>146320283
you forgot to take off your joke name again valve
>>146319191
pipes are actually the supreme comfy weapon
when you make pipes connect, you are granted a wish
>>146320283
нeт
>>146320374
fcuk
>>146319809
ok buddy thats not what i had in mind i was thinking more like a one night stand but whatever sails you are boat
soon...
making sticky traps is fun
>>146320560
I didn't ask for thisBut I'm not complaining about it either
>>146320743
too bad you get 5gorge and vanguard
>>146320743
una vela......
>>146320776
did you write all that stuff yourself
that was pretty nice
do you erp or something
>>146320743
>imlyginj it would be that polished
loooool
>>146320776
so your fantasy is being preggers with a baby bear
thats freaky
i like freaks
>>146319809
>>146319958
Yeah this pretty much sums up TF2 players nowadays
Robots coming soon?
>even if the enemy team does 40% more damage in a teamfight (A LOT) they will have the same health
>lets you get to mid faster than scout
>balanced
when will valve repair this cancer
>>146322006
nobody said it was balanced
>>146322145
valve
>>146322231
can you show me where valve has explicitly said that the quick-fix is balanced
>>146322463
>>146322641
oh yeah, the blog post where they say they will upgrade heal rate to 50%
>>146322641
oh
sorry for questioning you, anon
>>146322006
you can still die in ubers and the lack of large overheal makes you more vulnerable to large amounts of sudden damage
good support medigun but still not as good as uber
update confrimed!
>>146321002
I would like to thank Keksandra for inspiring my workblatant copypastaall credit goes to menot-me anonymous
Update is tomorrow, dingus. Thursday is the day TF2 usually updates. Unless it's Monday.
>>146322006
>not resistant to crit damage
>not resistant to headshots or backstabs
ok man
>>146322006
Vacc counters Kritz
Kritz counters QF
QF counters Vacc
>>146323007
It's shit in pubs, but OP in matchmaking, and banned in comp.
>>146323430
what does stock do
>>146321079
*visits you in you are sleep*
>>146323430
and the stock medigun is still the best
>>146323430
Stock counter kritz, Vaccinator is just shit. QF is countered by burst damage in general.
>>146323483
I generally use it in pubs when I can't trust a single person on my team for uber but want to keep everyone healed.
What isn't banned in comp these days
>>146323543
Counters everything
>>146323841
I use it when the only competent person on my team is a scout.
>>146323641
>vacc is shit
Tell me that after you've survived a bombing roamer. There's a reason it was banned in 6s
>>146323641
>get kritz before the enemy gets uber
>kill the med and everyone else before they even get uber
>medigun that resists critical hits isn't the counter to the medigun that gives you crits
how DUMB are you
>>146324418
Probably has 15 hrs as medic and 400 as scout or solly
>Get kicked from Pure Valve Server
>Reason: Server shutting down
ITS HAPPENING!!!
>23rd
I CALLED IT BOYS
DeGroot Keep is arguably the best airshot practice map against flying demoknights
Steam is taking longer than usual to open. It's happening.
lmao steam is just having issues
This is it. The updatw we've finally been waiting for. The safe n sound's are finally going all class
>>146323007
you can just fly away from the enemy uber when they pop if you have a demo or soldier nearby
>>146325557
YES!
>sitting on the tf2 update oage spamming the refresh button
>>146325557
no the server was switching to the new version
>>146326871i'm doing this toodeep down i know nothing is coming
who wants to frag some noobs after we update
>>146327046
me
i do
fragging is my profession
>>146326319
>pubs
>communication
the situation can happen yeah but the likelihood of it actually happen is very slim
>>146327139
Heh. fragging. More like fagging.
>>146327195
honestly in EU i NEVER see pub medics popping uber
and if they do its usually when the anouncer goes "mission starts in 3, 2, 1" before the gates even open
anyone here wanna dick around in an iron game with a few tf2gs? apparently i need a demo sub. add me if interested, id/Cindle
>>146327527
EU?
>>146327527
>The specified profile could not be found
Hey guys
Did u know thattough break passes are 50% off
>>146327981
Woah no way, i gotta get my hands on a while bunch of these
godd muselek is SOO GOOD at this game hnnngg i want him to frag my boy pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlmmHU63YEg
>>146329085
>implying muselk is good at fragging
good joke
>>146327651
NA
>>146327832
fuck i'm retarded. It's id/tholepin
>tf2 thread on /v/
>all the 15 year old IW shitposters sperging out
>>146329645
when will people stop tying those two games together
>>146329786
when one of them dies
>>146327527
found subs.
What's IW?
>>146330279
Invisible War
overwatch
>>146330279
Infinite Warfare
*is fragged*
UPDATE
when
Tomorrow.
>>146331297
but i want it to happen now :(
okay, ill go to bed i guess
Goodnight.
>>146331205
>Join Server
>Play soldier for 2 minutes
>Voted off for cheating
Ok.
>>146331709
>mfw there's at least 2 posters here that would vote yes and later cry here about soldier being OP
>>146331573
at least post the full blog
>>146332050
Best part is I'm not even that good as the solly. I just know how to rocket jump and launch people and that's it.
So. What hats will be updated on this new "neato" update?
>>146332302
well since pyro is being removed, they're removing all the pyro hats as well
>>146332302
they updated the localization files
it's the biggest update of 2016
>>146332302
More hats
More crates
More campaigns that cost $6
Updated localization files
>>146332375
How big?
1 gig. 2? A fully reworked and optimized download of team fortress 2???
>>146332461
~2 teras
it's a big update
>>146332461
if its just MM and a few hats i expect it to be around 100-300 MB
will there be a voice chat while you are in a lobby, like in csgo ? even MvM players would like that
>>146333138
It's called the push to talk button
Or y'know. They can just use Mumble
>>146333138
>will there be a voice chat while you are in a lobby
I don't get it. You can voice chat fine while sitting in the server waiting for loaders and the game to start.
i hope they improve on the voice codec at some point
its really frustrating trying to listen to a bunch of garbled sound and make sense of it
>>146333210
i meant in the lobby, ofc you can already voice chat when you are connected to the server, but not while you are in lobby waiting
and yeah ofc you can use 3rd party programs but wouldnt it be easy for valve to just port this from csgo?
pic related, if you click the mic icon on the right of the chat you enable or disable your mic in csgo lobbies
Why is combat medic fun
>>146333687
Killing people as the weakest class is pretty funny
>>146333895
>Weakest class
That's not pyro or spy.
Did you know in the first Team Fortress release as Quake mod the medic class was literally called "combat medic"
>>146333687
chaining ubers is fun
perfect battle medic scenario
>uber medic
>he gets 4 saws
>he ubers me
>i get 4 saws
>i uber him
>just want to trade for a strange sandman
>no one wants to trade with me because trade holding
>>146334239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_medic
>>146334741
Buy it off the SCM.
>>146334239
*airblasts you*
>>146334021
>falling for the "spy is a weak class" meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeMf7ijJt2Y
>>146335083
>Open link
>Gold Rush
>Pink cosmetics
Yeah, nah. Spy is hands down the weakest class in the game, and your cherry picked frag montage from one of the worst maps in the game doesn't change that.
>>146335083
the fact that he's able to do this with the yer just shows how brainless the people he's playing against are. look at how many people don't even notice when he decloaks right behind them.
Why is competitive matchmaking so fucking dead?
>>146334741
why don't you have it
>>146335083
>open video
>its that guy that thought a "prolander" 6v6 format with classlimit 1 would be good
>close video
>>146335562
Last update fucked it up somehow
>>146335562
i think people realised they could just play pubs instead of 6v6 pubs
hope they introduce class limits
>>146335846
they are probably preparing mm servers for the new mm pipeline
>>146335846
How?
>>146335905
they removed the mm button and services intentionally >>146309170 >>146335887
rare old Robin Walker interview
https://www.quaddicted.com/webarchive/www.planetfortress.com/interviewsPF/robin053100.shtml
honestly every interview with valve members is rare
dispenser coming up
>>146337104
>>146337337
she better be over 18
>>146337104
I wish i could have played quake TF :/
im the freakin' scout here!
>>146337757
does it allow him to double jump on ramps?
if not throw it into the trash
>>146308343
raet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_jumping#In_the_Team_Fortress_2_series
>mfw when 80% of the RJ article is just TF2
i feel proud to play this game
its a shame they didnt talk about sticky jumping tho
>>146338003
I tried playing QTF but i just couldn't get into it, also 90% of servers are dead.
>>146338336
thats pretty cool
game name?
>>146338459
Innawoods.net
>>146338402
thats TFC
i tried FF some time ago but i couldnt get into it either
the grenade spam is the worst part in the older TF games imo
>>146338641
oh shit sorry meant TFC.
My main problem is that most of the time there isn't enough feedback to figure out whether you're hitting something or not. I'm not sure if it's just the goldsource engine being shit but i can play quake 1 and 3 fine without any issues on whether my attacks are doing more than 2 damage per hit
>>146338003
>Max speed: Very fast
whoa
>>146335083
>dead ringers, nobody decides to check it
>nobody tries to check where the ambassador fire came from
>Pyro just walks in a straight line
>people falling for trickstabs
>people believing that they actually killed the DR Spy
>40-0 against literal retards and laggy players
Decent bait anyways. It's almost up there with that copypasta about Pyro being useful by reflecting all that shit.
>>146335562
Because everyone blew their load on it within the 2 weeks it was booming. Then people realized that it wasn't worth it because people just stacked teams, solo queueing is hell, and your average matchmaking player doesn't actually know how 6s play out.
Oh yeah, and abandons.
>>146338363
jesus christ make a webm
>>146338931
its better than decent since it got you to watch the entire thing and point things out
>>146338931
>>146339049
it's not bait tho
i'd like to see you get 40-0 as any class, even if it's against retards in a pub
>>146338582
cool website
>>146338363
cool powerpoint dude
what if valve pub
what if we played game
what if this were the IP
208.78.165.231:27018
>>146339282
Play payload on red team and you'll do it every game
FROYO VS FROYO BLACK STARTING NOW
>>146340459
Are you that kefka guy I swear I see him every time I play tf2
>>146340910
no
who are you
>>146341019
Are you DEATH to all animefags then I've seen that guy a lot too
>>146341264
no man not at allyes im metal
I predict maybe or 1 or 2 more hours till the new update
>Pyro, Soldier, Scout, and Heavy still don't have primaries that drastically change their playstyles
>>146341638
i'm pretty sure scout and soldier have two different primary types, soldier having maybe 3
>>146341638
air strike changes playstyle pretty drastically, i dont think ive ever seen anyone use it without the parachute and parasoldier is like, fairly different
i know you dont mean it like that but i like being pedantic
>>146341564
Really? I've been making massive gains in the gym and you're still a neckbeard waiting for a video game update!!!
>>146341638
> backburner, beggars, backscatter, Tonislab
>>146341852
i use it with gunboats it's so shitty unless you can rain random crits on the enemy other than that you dont do shit for damage. it's pretty good for taking out sentries though
>>146340841
I thought it started at 11:30.
>>146342109
With the Air Strike you get so much from staying alive, might be better to stay on the ground more and charge up both your air-strike capacity and a buff banner, blow the horn, slay half the enemy team.
>>146342086
>backburn has airblast
it was allright without it... still very viable and the people using it didnt mind
they just overcomplicate stats
Night night, kids
>That Froyo BLACK roll
Saw it coming.
>>146342467
fuck you too
>search for "Eric Smith Valve" on google
>theres an actual Valve manufacturing company called ERIKS
>Not knowing who Eric Smith is
>>146343080
Who?
>>146343080
he sounds like an insufferable nerd
https://youtu.be/YR0WN55p_zI?t=1m18s
>>146343204
haha holy shit
>>146338363
This article is slightly innaccurate and missing plenty of info
Thanks for giving me something slightly productive to do
This roll is fucking embarrassing to watch. Most hyped match of the season, how sad.
>>146343473
fuck i missed it
link?
>>146343617
http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/teamfortresstv
Froyo BLACK 0-4 atm.
...Big team meeting today. I came prepared. I've been programming a playable demo version of TF2 with an entirely new tenth class. I had to teach myself programming, modeling, level design, character design and about twenty other skills, but I think the results speak for themselves. Everybody took a crack at playing it.
"This is pretty balanced gameplay," admitted Robin.
"I like how we haven't found any hats yet," said Brandon Reinhart. "It sets up the suspense better. I'm all, 'When am I going to find a hat already?'" Everyone laughed.
"I hope it's soon, I can't wait much longer," said Corey Peters. "Look how stupid this tenth class's bare head looks!" More big laughs.
"Actually, there aren't any hats in this demo," I said, chuckling. Deathly silence. Then everybody got up at once and stopped playing. Eric Smith got really mad and threw his keyboard through a wall, then stormed out and went home. Robin asked to speak to me privately.
>>146343662
ty my dude
>tfw incapable of using DH or aiming pills with viewmodels on but can do fine with them off
Anyone else suffer from this affliction?
>>146343204
actually i just realised thats Erik Volpaw
its extremelly hard to find a picture of actual eric smith apparently
Serious question, do people still play this? I want to try it again. I stopped around jarate.
God damn, that match hurt to watch.
>>146344193
Third most played game on Steam, which is pretty impressive for a 10 year old game.
>>146344193
there is still plenty of people playing
now theres a thing called "quickplay" that connects you directly to valve servers and killed most community servers
>>146344193
Yes.
Look a few posts up.
You missed a great comp game.
why doesnt froyo black cut slemnish
they are playing invite they could at least try to give a fuck
match over
i cri
now what
>>146344313
>Great
>5-0 roll
Probably the saddest match of the season.
>>146344434
Probably couldn't find anyone else. They nabbed him at the very last minute.
>>146344284
>TF2 is 10 years old
fuck me
>>146344665
you know how they say dictators were great but terrible? i think this is what he means
>>146344698
Not quite yet.
Orange box released in 2007 so it will be 10 years old next year, but the game has been in development since 1998
post your favorite thingy you won in a raffle
>>146344193
By the look of things, I figure people will still be playing this game even long after the devs decide to just call it quits and pack it up.
There's still people to this day who play Quake, TFC, and Half Life in some servers together.
>>146343662
5-0 what the FUCK
kinda painful to watch, in a sense
>>146345352
Hey, I won an item from Engio too!
i never won a raffle
raffles R stoopid
>>146345841
T. Salty leech
>>146345921
whats a leech
isnt that for torrents
i only participated in like 4 raffles i saw here
what the fuck fall damage has damage spread
literally why
>>146346125
i think quake games did too
is it possible to see the map filename when browsing workshop maps?
UPDATE WHEEEEEEEEEEEN?
>>146346492
what do you need the map filename for?
can anyone recommend fun but long singleplayer games
im fucking bored out of my mind of waiting for a tf2 update
>>146346780
Age of Empires 2 or 3
>>146346715
i want to know the map filename
do i have to subscribe to the map in workshop? where are workshop maps saved?
>>146346780
pokemon silver version
>>146346780
Wasteland 2 is okay if you have 5 million years to waste savescumming
>Playing BLU
>Pushing cart with all of might of team
>Die
>About to Win
>Team balance changes me to RED
>Loss
Its a awful feeling
>>146346780
fallout 3/NV
fallout 4 is casul shit
rome total war or other total war game of your preffered era
>>146346895
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698999117
You'd have to subscribe to it for it to show up in the workshop folder. Knowing the mapname wouldn't help you load it, is why I ask.
>>146344393
>kaptain
>hycolours
>pamphlet being low IM
holy fuck this is old
>>146346780
Not long, but AM2R if you're into Metroid.
It's about to release soon, and it's pretty cool in the 1.41 demo.
>>146347038
>nobody pushes cart
>decide to go heavy for the extra hp just to push it a bit
>finally get up to it
>2 sentries, soldier with a kritz med, two demos, multiple snipers staring at me
>die instantly
>camera goes to people having a teaparty in our spawn
>mfw
dotsy isn't cute
dotsy is very cute
>>146347135
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698999117
thanks friend
>>146348017
>Entire team does silly taunts at spawn
>Only me and a spy are actually doing things
I hate party teams. They are the worst
wow dead ringer just requires so much skill it blows my mind. 75% damage reduction is justified considering how hard it is to right click. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a lucky ambassador kill and right clicking for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect spy mains enough they truly have the most skill
wow gunboats just require so much skill it blows my mind. 60% self-damage reduction is justified considering how hard it is to click your feet. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a splash kill and left clicking for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect soldier mains enough they truly have the most skill
>>146349613
wow double jumps just require so much skill it blows my mind. 100% damage reduction is justified considering how hard it is to press spacebar. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a lucky meatshot 8) and pressing spacebar for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect scout mains enough they truly have the most skill
>>146342059
Sorry anon i've had the flu for the last 3 days. There isn't much i can do besides sleep, eat and shitpost. I'll get back to lifting once i can walk upright for more than 10 minutes without wanting to die
>>146309170
lmao now they dont even have to put in effort for updates they just say that they're going to and the community eats it up like flies to shit
fucking pathetic holy FUCK
Spy and Sniper should be removed from the game. People who main them are worse than democrats.
wow ubercharge just requires so much skill it blows my mind. 100% damage reduction is justified considering how hard it is to right click. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow letting your pocket pick a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a lucky kill and right clicking for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect medic mains enough they truly have the most skill
>>146349742
this shitpost reminds me, what would scout be like if he had 150% jump height instead of a double jump?
wow reserve shooter just requires so much skill it blows my mind. mini crits to targets in air is justified considering how hard it is to right click switch weapons and left click. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a lucky airblast kill and right clicking for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect pyro mains enough they truly have the most skill
wow shotgun just require so much skill it blows my mind. 80 damage at close range is justified considering how hard it is to left click your enemy. I've been practicing for 7 months and i still can't hit those shots. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a good meatshot and left clicking to kill an enemy when he wants to use a real skill weapon such as meele. we don't respect shotgun soldiers enough they truly have the most skill
wow resupply lockers just require so much skill it blows my mind. 100% health gain is justified considering how hard it is to walk 5 feet to the spawn. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class from across the map and hoping for a lucky headshot and running away for a get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect sniper mains enough they truly have the most skill
nice posts r/tf2g
>>146349834
what about democats
>>146349870
much shittier, the double jump allows for a change in momentum, not just additional height. The Winger's 25% bonus doesn't even get me near the battlements in 2fort without also picking the soda popper.
>>146349834
sniper mains are pretty cool dudes
i played with one in a 6s mix and he was super effective
wow sandvich just requires so much skill it blows my mind. full health is justified considering how hard it is to left click. I've been practicing for 7 years and I still don't have that movement down. Wow picking a fight 1v1 with any class and hoping for a lucky random crit kill and right clicking for get out of death free card when things are looking bad sure is hard. we dont respect heavy mains enough they truly have the most skill
>>146349916
That's cute, anon.
>>146349834
the original 5 classes in the first TF release were the 6s classes + sniper
i think its a vital part of TF2, plus why remove it from a game series that literally invented headshots (1996)
>>146350231
i mew you would like it
>>146350231
"hey guys, shuckle here, just wnated to let you know i am still indeed here as you can see by me posting pictures of the sniper hehe, just wanted to just let you know i am still a girl and still a fujoshi haha lol"
please refrain from acting like this shuckle
Let it go, dude.
POST YFW YOUR PART WAS READ OUT IN KRUNCHYNAUTS LATEST VIDEO
>>146351970
>>146351970
>Krunchynaut says he doesn't browse /tf2g/
>yet has archived screenshots of our sperg sessions from 3 months ago
How?
>>146351970
>>146352287
metaphorically who
>>146352510
youtuber
how do YOU not know
im a literal who and i still know
>>146352510
utube
>>146352510
Krunchynaut is an youtube who has a beautiful voice and in his latest video he read some of the top notch quality banter about him in one of the /tf2g/ threads from march. Someone posted about how they thought he was a /tf2g/ but in his video he stated he wasn't.
>>146352287
my guess is funke/punchy probably showed them to him because funke used to be a tf2g and still lurks out of saltiness. That's my theory because the mentions of krunchynaut were bought up while a bunch of people were shitposting about how awful funke is.
>check donwloads tab
>update queued for tf2 at 6:17pm
???
i stopped watching funkes videos like back in may 2015
he is trash
>>146351970
just watched it
cancer shit
im cancer
*KILLs you*
>>146352990
I like his voice
If krunchynauts voice was a hot girl i'd put marry her.
no homo
>>146352961
as did most people
>>146352952
does this mean the update will hit in 2 and a half hours???
>>146352646
>>146352659
>>146352836
>tf2 youtubers
pretend i posted the trash man
>>146353491
i personally dont give a shit about their videos but at least i know their names
>>146353337
nah no they dont launch updates in the night
>>146353629
oh
:x
>>146353491
>>146354120
why would you ever do that? finns make the best memes of all!
>>146353629
nvm turns out it was just an automatic update queued to fix the bug that occured with mannpower and passtime
>>146354196
t. finn
>>146354323
nice try but i'm actually australian
>>146353491
i made this a while ago but still never used it
how do I filter this "t." cancer why can't you all just kill yourselves and stop saying stupid shit
>>146354585
t. mad
odds sleep evens game
are there any alien hats?
>>146356457
There's the graylien which is wpy only and shit i guess.
>>146356508
Damn, thanks dude.
>>146356637
this is also glob for the pyro, but its holiday restricted
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Glob
>>146356924
and area 451
and the alien set for scout
alien swarm parasite
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sucker_Slug
this thing???
odds sleep evens finish anime
>tfw you missed invasion update
not even good desu
>>146357247
why?
>>146357401
the only good memorable thing from there was watergate
everything else was shit
cases with literal reskins and shitty cosmetics
reskin of fucking TWOFORT and a gimmicky koth map
some people found byre okay but i personally cant stand a cloaked spy hiding in a corner eating away 10 minutes from every round
>chillen
>15 killstreak
>"wow fucking hacker"
>G E T G U D GET LE MEOW BOX xDDD
>"RED team kick him!"
>nothing happens cause its obvious if someones hacking or not
>"fuckin g ahacker fucku uyou anefnnenf Im reportitng yoU"
I love pubs.
i am real
HOLY FUCK
UPDATE
2.7GB
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>146357721
but nebula is godlike
>>146359392
there is no 2.7GB update
idiot
>>146359821
Yesu but what good is a good tier effect on shit hats?
>>146359392
I'm not at home at the moment, can someone conform this?
>>146359890
it's 3am
there's no update
>>146359890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSktIbUJBcw
>tfw putting off airshot practice
>>146360948
Do i take practice? :x
>>146361538
dumb girl
>>146361603
Girls aren't real
I estimate 15 more hours till the big update
Don't expect too much from the update. It won't make the game better.
>>146362130
6 MONTHS
M
O
N
T
H
S
>>146360948
i guarantee that some trash white low open kid posted this
hilarious but also sad
Funke is my tf2gu
http://www.strawpoll.me/10561577
>>146309170
>Undocumented Changes: Robot Destruction is no longer in beta.
It's still in the beta menu for me.
does TF2 start-up or connect time improve much by having it in a SSD?
>>146364069
> unironically believing in the SSD meme
>>146364147
how is it a meme? my PC boots in half the time than before and shuts down in like 3 seconds
Post yfw the new update is fucking nothing
>>146364347
>>146364347
>>146364347
>>146364347
post your steam level
>>146365135
mine is level ten
I'm level two
>>146364347
If the update doesn't come out tomorrow someone will pay with their life and that someone will be jill
>>146341638
Heavy has shotgun.
>>146364069
>start-up time
maybe a little
>connect time
lol no
>>146366653
SSD are supposed to improve load times in maps from what i heard
the delay from actually connecting is probably the same but loading the map would supposedly be much faster
>>146366946
And supposedly quantum state drives will be capable of slightly faster load times, from what I've heard.
does anyone else feel a little sorry for viva
like, he flunked out of college and has been a minimum-wage bagboy for years
and despite working at a supermarket for years he hasnt even been promoted to a manager position, so you know he's even terrible at a no-skill-required job
he's a gender-confused weeaboo on top of all that (mains medic/pyro and has an anime avatar)
then with all the free time he has, he plays a game he isnt even good at and spends time around people who tolerate/ignore him at best
like, all the other NEETs and shut-ins he makes fun of are at least well-liked in the thread, skilled at TF2 or both. hell, in the short time he spent in the irc, he couldn't even make friends, and these are people who enjoy the company of barkley, half and even videogames
then there's viva, who has never excelled at anything he's ever done in his life
>>146368727
t. barkley makes up a long post cause viva btfo'd him
lel
>>146368827
this is a copypasta, i'm not sure who made the original post
>>146368727
>feeling sorry for viva
no he deserves it
how many people in the thread right now
please answer honestly
>>146365135
Above 100 if i wasnt change my account like every year.
Does anyone feel jealous of BasedViva. I'm sure you all would since he's just so fucking amazing. I wish I was him. Oh wait! I am. God is great
Kritzkrieg is nice
>>146369437
fucking autistic moron
why change your account?
>>146369517
because i can thats why bitch
am i a fucking autistic moron
'butt stuff,' proclaimed the scout presenting his cardio trained bubble butt. the sniper blinked for a second, then shuttered in pretended disgust 'ya bloody fruit shop owner' but he couldn't keep his eyes away from that juicy bare ass ...
Imagine if valve payed as much attention to tf2 as blizzard did to overwatch
>all these prem and gold players trying to get team for highlander open
Just why? It's a tournament for people which new to comp. "le free medals :--DDDDDDDD"?
Imagine what it would be like if tf2 had as many waifus as overwatch does
Imagine if tf2g had more normies like myself
>>146370552
normies usually not shitpost and attentionwhoring at vg 22/7
I'm 3rd person in a valve server, and I have no idea why
I've just discovered the joy that is the righteous bison. My loadout looks cooler than ever.
>First day of summer sales
>Sale hasn't even started and keys have dipped by over 10c
how often do you jerk off to tf2 related things
>>146371346
I used to buy keys during the summer sales to buy games with for cheaper than they cost on steam but with the changes to the steam trading escrow bullshit I'm forced to buy steam games directly with my gabe bucks now
>tfw i don't care about the sales
i just want a funny minigame
>>146371605
I didn't even get to play last year.
>>146371605
Oh man, I hope there's a new badge to unlock. I need cheap ways to increase my steam level. And I mean cheap as in free.
>>146371590
what's the problem, just get a smartphone?
>>146370271
>highlander open
are you retarded
>>146371737
That's the issue. I need a smartphone to get past the escrow.
>>146371832
So buy one
>>146371716
eat shit you faggot, why are you posting here? dumb fucking retard, go away
shoo shoo
>>146371832
you can install an Android emulator or smth
>>146371874
All because I won't beat it to degenerate cartoon shit? Lmao, get a life, kid
>>146371950
Still need a text capable phone number.
>>146371983
..so buy a phone
Christ, how stupid can you people be?
>>146371856
I'd rather save my money for games
>>146371950
I've thought about using blue stacks but something about it makes me nervous
>>146372051
viva please
stay safe /tf2g/
hi
should i raffle
>>146372401
Do whatever you want.
https://scrap.tf/raffles/O68MZF
post yfwmayann update
>>146373002
>Unironically using kike.tf
https://scrap.tf/raffles/5YY85E
Come watch me get banned for triggering the lefties or something
>gay furry pedophile
i would ban you too desu
>>146373002
>>146373471
these items are too garbage to log in for
>>146373556
>he thinks blatant lies make comedy
https://scrap.tf/raffles/fuh1lj
>vibri has shitty opinions
who woulda thunk it LMAO
>>146373639
what do you mean
>Vibri still in denial over being a pedophile
What time do updates usually hit at?
>gay pedophile
>conservative
What did he mean by this?
When the update hits just right
>>146369575
>because i can
here we see a moron justifyin his moronic decisions
truly a true moron
excuse me what is this mess
>>146373957
Co-pilot is all class now.
>>146371192
>two pairs of goggles
kek
>>146374090
Where's the other pair?
>>146374145
>9:10 Washington time
>still no update
>>146374369
If i wake up tomorow and there is still no update I'm gonna get mad
>>146373647
i'm whole heartedly disappointed
i thought at least one leaching mastermind would figure this out
i guess not
http://tf2r.com/kfuh1lj.html
>>146372401
RAFFLE SOMETHING YOU CHEAP ASS
man it's hot outside and I want to wear a hat
is it unacceptable to wear hats in summer because of the fedoras
all i have is a straw hat
>>146375082
Why didn't you give it more time there's like nobody in this thread right now
>>146375304
it's 2 hours long
that should be long enough
>>146373647
wow that was really impressive
i wonder how long it took you to do that on a private local server
>when you tip your fedora so hard that it flies off your head
>>146375468
i can't tell if you're being ironic or not
never played tf2 on my main pc and the default video settings were almost all the way up
can i do any better than this?
i still get 200ish fps in a crowded pub
>>146376125
im being sarcastic
>>146376431
ingame
>>146376680
well it's not a common jump
not alot of people know how to do it
>>146376780
Is that Badwater?
>>146377153
yes
badwater_rainy_nowater is the name i think
>>146376431specs?
>>146377285
some 4th gen i5
gtx 770
16 gigs of ram
i should probably get a 144hz monitor
fixing my interps
what should i put in for each class?
>TF2 became F2P 5 years ago today
JUST
>>146377860
So to celebrate the anniversary of the games biggest fuck up maybe they can do something to redeem the game
>>146377824
nvm i found this
http://www.teamfortress.tv/14120/about-cl-interp-and-hit-registeration
do i just leave melee stock?
>>146374824
what is the item
>>146377824
changing interp mid game doesnt work anymore iirc
>>146378025
i'm making a config
>>146378126
what exactly does that change
the config is still changing interp without restarting the game which doesnt work anymore
>>146378278
i'm putting them into the autoexec
well i never changed my interps so is that not possible anymore?
>>146378390
>i'm putting them into the autoexec
ok that works
>what should i put in for each class?
thats the thing i was confused by since changing your interp is only possible when youre not in a game
heres some documetation (go to net settings)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/92187841/stability.cfg
>>146376431
>can't get over 30 frames now
>everything is on super low
>graphics config
>disabled ragdolls, explosions, and hats
>flames from a flamethrower essentially is a big fuck you to my fps
>always start to have frame problems when I become ubercharged, leading to about 3 seconds of that charge wasted
>literal blight on my team even though I can do better
>get jealous of others being able to play smoothly with good graphics
>see this
>mfw
I don't even care if matchmaking never comes out, I just want optimization so badly.
>>146379113
what are you running tf2 on?
my ok laptop from 2012 can run at constant 120 with a dx9 config
>>146374090
>>146374145
>>146374334
>>146360948
Why not practice shooting with a real gun?
MODS MODS
I swear I'm going to do it. I'm going to unbindall into console.
>>146379229
Before I was running it on my Windows XP desktop, then after 2012 I switched over to a laptop which was working fine all up until the past two years where the quality of me playing the game has went downhill, which is odd because I can play Skyrim pretty smoothly.
In hindsight, I just probably need to invest in a higher powered desktop setup than complaining about it.
>>146380138
don't do it bro
>>146319024
>koth
>comfy
Just play ctf, no one gives a fuck about the objective
>>146334741
Just use winauth
>>146371192
You're doing it wrong
Polar Pullover
Marxman
Cuban Bristle Crisis
Twice the Eyegear
Twice the Stogies
Wanna post pictures of weapons you gave names or descriptions while we wait for the update?
I'm really proud of this one. I shouldn't be, but I am.
>>146381129
You really shouldn't be. Especially since it's such a trash song
>>146376431
im saturns #2 fan
you can be #3
>>146381129
I have a couple renamed weps which I largely regret using the name tags on desu
I don't regret the name on my v caber though, even with how cringey Guy Fawkes fans became
>>146381749
Yes
>>146382967
not yet
Just managed to get two keys in a lotto that I Put loads of crates into. What should I do now?
>>146383572
unbox
>>146383572
Sell for ~21 ref
Buy craft hats for under 1.55
Keep what you like, craft what you don't
>>146383618
I don't ave any crates ;(
>>146383572
In case you don't want to do the math that's 14 hats per key you can get as opposed to 1 strange weapon per key
That means up to 26 or 27 crafting possibilities, 27 rolls of the dice for profit instead of 2 dice cast
b
>>146384815
>That means up to 26 or 27 crafting possibilities, 27 rolls of the dice for profit instead of 2 dice cast
So I should recraft the hats that I buy?
>>146384978
This is the way I'm looking at it:
If you use the keys on crates you're throwing money away unless you really think you're going to land the 0.66% chance that an unusual will drop. It's also not like the odds will increase using both keys, your chance of getting an unusual using those keys is a whopping 0.66%, less than 1 in 100, if you use those keys.
You could sell them on the market, they've been dropping a little in price but you're guaranteed at least $2 per key. That can mean more value to you personally if you find a game for under $4 that's engaging and worth holding on to.
Otherwise if there's a hat or weapon in the TF2 economy that you're interested in, there's no fucking reason why you'd want to throw your keys away in any other way than trading them for refined and trading the refined for the item in question or trading the keys outright for the items you're looking for.
There is another kind of dice roll if you want more for your money, and it's recrafting hats for other unique hats. it's as horrible of a gamble as unboxing crates though. I would only do it If you want something worth more than 2 keys and feel like gambling, because the most you can really profit off of a crate is 1 key and that's if you already have the crates in question. People are aware of the profits you can generate from certain crates and in response have started selling them at an increased rate.
>6s
>>146386482
>baiting a dead thread
ded thred
ded geam
im sweet
*tastes good*
Hey I have a question: How many engineers does it take to keep one sentry gun alive?
>>146389859
like at least 2
>>146381340
Of course Viva has shit taste as always.
mfw it takes 2 hours to get into a dm server
who has the "i did not spend three thousand fucking dollars" pasta i can't find it :s
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/183549
immortal 2 fucking WHEN
>>146381420
d2g
2ks
miracle-
beesa
RIGGED
Is HL2 worth any refs?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10561577/
>>146392441
Nigga, the steam sale just started.
LITERALLY any other time would have been better
>>146393373
>geel
>paying more
what
>>146393373
He's putting quickbuyers out of business, good for him.
Also, not the Valve news I wanted, but I'll take a Steam Sale.
>>146393183
So, right know it's underpriced. But after/before steam sale, is it worth any refs?
>>146393548
If I had to take a stab, I'd guess around 6pm EST is when we'd get the update today, since the last major updates have usually occurred around that time.
>>146390510
>>146393790
>is it worth any refs
After the sale, and after some more time to allow prices to settle a bit higher, you could sell it for 30-35 refined
>>146393790
Lowest price hl2 has been seen at is 2.49 USD, with how old the game is and how nobody got past 2008 without buying the orange box at least once I'm fairly certain you'd have a hard time selling it. Most of the game sellers over at steamgifts are asking between 1-2 keys, most offers from a cursory glance seemed to be ~$2.
>>146394084
Too bad I'll be long asleep by then
>>146394308
Makes sense, I'll wait then.
>>146394309
I know that it'll be hard, but it's on my account for 7 years now.
>finish steam sale queue
>item in inventory displays pure blank
>>146395950
Happened with me too. Refreshed the page and my card was there. Took like 5 tries to list it on SCM, though.
list me on scm
I'll try, but I'm pretty sure no one would buy you, even for .03
oh
im owrthless
First to roll a 2 gets a freeshittygame.
75% positive reviews on steam
>>146397996
fuck yeah add me id/stary
>>146397996
fuck yeah id/basketballin
>>146397996
id/26dollar
>>146397996
id/cactusmania
>>146397996
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=88147868&token=Axvuie4H
>>146397996
id/omobonov
>>146397996
id/blaztar
>>146397996
steamcommunity.com/my/
>>146397996
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=156894938&token=x2HNHoO8
>>146397996
I enjoy free shitty games!
>>146397996what game
enjoy THIS
>>146397996
2 get
*unzips loose vagina*
>>146398852
oh baby
what didchu guys buy so far
>>146398995
nothing because i can always pirate
nuffin
>>146398995
Not a thing.
>>146398995
i already have a big as all hell backlog i don't need more
if i run into something that looks interesting though i will buy it
i won a raffle :o
>>146398995
nothing
I can't even load the store half the time and the only games that I actually wanted to play isn't even on sale and I can always just pirate it
>>146399394
Nice!
>>146398995
I found a couple of good game
>>146399394
what is it
>>146398717
Space Farmers
>>146398852
Nice profile you got there.
You better fire up a screen recorder, you have to post a video of you refreshing the page and showing that you still have the thing that shows you that the post is yours
>>146399561
I have no idea.
>>146399605
idgaf about a game my man
If anyone wants to buy a 5€/$ game, I'd appreciate it if you'd consider buying Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines instead and then trade that with me for the game you want. I'm german and the game is censored here. Obviously, the game you want should be uncensored here.
/id/_Arassuil
do you gaf acout me
>>146399784
Why not just pirate the NA version?
about***
>>146399784
best rpg game tee bee eich
i have so memories from that game back when it came out
>>146399708
oh that's probably mine
i'll send the offer now
>>146399784
i'll add you
>>146399735
k.
Sending to omobonoev then
>>146400378
DO IT.
>>146399919
I still have about 60€ on steam because I unboxed some stupidly overpriced item a while back and I don't usually pirate stuff.
Considering the age of the game and that the devs don't exist anymore, I probably should pirate it, but on steam I can at least be sure I get a relatively high download speed.
>>146400449
buy keys
raffle here
>>146400449
just pirate it man, you'd be sending money to people who didn't even make the game while also getting an inferior version just so you can get get it 5 minutes sooner
>>146400567
no u
I'm really hoping pyro gets a buff in the new update
>>146400449
kickass has 5:1 seeder to leecher ratio m8
>>146400447
i'm sure i'll remember about it one day
>>146400681
im poor
this sale sucks
i suck
>>146401178
Come on it's only the first day
>>146401236
theres no more flash or daily deals
>>146401236
There are no flash sales and the offers don't change. This is it.
TEAM FORTRESS TWO UPDATE WHEN
>>146401178
I would have kept flash/daily deals instead of refunds imo
>>146401236
>thinking it's going to change
lol
>>146401178
There's some good stuff, but by now a "power user" will already have most of it. Combined with the lack of daily and flash deals, it's really not that interesting for long-time steam users anymore.
>>146401378
i hella disagree
flash/daily deals are awful
>>146401316
>>146401318
steam/valve sure is going down the drain huh.
>>146394084
thank you and god bless
>>146401939
Not really, it was likely changed because people would refund en masse when a game goes on a daily or flash deal. The refund option was one most people liked and this is a result of it, I wouldn't call that Steam going down the drain.
>>146401540
I'd rather pay 2 dollars for a game and end up not liking it than having an extremely strict time limit to get my 10 bucks back
W H E N
H E N W
E N W H
N W H E
i dont know
maybe later
Will pyro get a buff?
>>146402637
REBUFF PHLOG
NERF DEGREASER AGAIN
FEED ME PYRO TEARS
*feeds you me*
>>146402637
malcolmtheme.mp4
they wont release the update during a steam sale
>>146402637
pyro reworks to make him more supportive instead of offensive
see: http://pastebin.com/pY7FydMR
>>146403054
am i cute :x
>>146402912
>REBUFF PHLOG
It already has its taunt immunity back, what more is it missing?
Update tonight.
- Eric.
i bet they release the major update at around the same time they released the pre-update.
>>146404430
what Eric? theres at least 4 Erics working at Valve
>Eric Hope
>Eric Smith
>Eric Wolpaw
>Eric Johnson
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Thursday :)
>>146405779
all of them
>>146405779
>>Eric Smith
this one
epic eric smith
hey its sme ur brother
who am i
you are our half brother
from another half mother
dear epic smithe how do i into the team fortress two
>>146402954
oh yeah baby feed me that juicy dick, give me your hot load, ahhh yeah
>>146407404
just load up it and try not to poot too hard
>>146407436
i am not a baby
Guys, I'm fearful.
What if this "future update" we're hyped about turns out to be the Mayann Update, and it's just the same as Invasion?
>>146407613
I'm scared you maggots.
>>146407613
That's exactly what it'll be
Hey dumb fuck Mod I expect to be unbanned within the hour you FUCKING moron
There's at LEAST 20 posts itt saying the same shit
>>>/qa/570474
>>146407613
don't buy the pass and don't pay to unbox anything during the update
also they wouldn't have to do anything back end related for just hats so don't worry
>>146407663
>>146407890
>getting banned for posting an exhaust manifold
holy lel
what was the medic that invented the "heal order" in 6v6 as we know it today?
who figured out the escape plan could be used in rollout to give more heals to other player and later give krit heals to the pocket?
>>146407913
They did update localization files, and the back end stuff might be for "le new unusual effects" which will probably just clutter the visuals, and shit on the optimization even more.
>>146408752
they wouldn't have to worry about preparing anything for more unusual effects, i'm sure there's a system for just adding them
if that was the case there would be datamining retards already leaking them
>>146407482
my little cutiepatootiepie?
>>146408931
I just don't know anymore, man.
It's just that every update since Love & War has been an absolute steaming pile of shit, and I don't want this one to be so as well.
I just wish they went back to see TF2 as a game people grew to love, and not the unoptimized cashcow it's become.
*grabs human&
>>146409351
It's not even a cashcow. TF2 brings in way less money than DOTA or CSGO. I even understand what they're going for in letting the community make hats and such for updates, but you can't just toss in garbage on top of garbage on top of even more garbage and not even try to optimize your shit.
>>146409351
the game is going to be 10 years old next year. you have to let go eventually
>>146409545
>TF2 brings in way less money than DOTA or CSGO
citation required
>>146409725
You have to be out of your mind if you think TF2 is any real competition to CSGO or DOTA when it has 10x less players and is 10 years old. There's a reason Valve is far more communicative with the communities of those two games over TF2, and why both of those games have Valve sponsored competitive modes.
>>146409694
But I don't want to. I really like itAnd I have zero budget to upgrade my toaster to run other games, and I don't like neither CS:GO nor OW
>>146409938
Valve isn't really communicative with anyone. They haven't ported a hero onto Dota 2 in almost a year now, and we haven't gotten the second immortal chest in almost a month, and we got no word from it either, but it is true that they pay way much less attention to TF2.
its happening
>>146409938
you are right, but if it was 3 or 4 years ago i think TF2 would be making more money
theres somethign about CSGO that just gets so many players to play
i think its a combination of the enduring popularity and spread of cs1.6 in the early 2000's by word of mouth and the realistic graphics and generic real life weapons that every millenial knows and loves
>>146410291
I got two too. I think everyone did.
>>146410441
Also competitive. When it launched it barely had as many players as TF2. When they added competitive it exploded.
>>146410521
yes
an easy way for anyone to just click on "competitive" and eventually be ranked with people of your own skill, without having to research 3rd party sites about "competitive gamemodes" or "6v6 meta"
i think what matchmaking in TF2 really needs is tutorials for the meta and game mechanics, almost as much as being ranked
>>146409545
>It's not even a cashcow. TF2 brings in way less money than DOTA or CSGO
TF2 makes valve MILLIONS of dollars every fucking WEEK with minimal effort on Valve's part.
It is the very definition of a cash cow.
>>146411004
I think you're the one who needs to cite your source now.
>>146400751
thank you lad
>>146410871
Yea, something like teaching players about airblasting effectively, the rocket jumping, or a basic like having to move erratically.
>>146411231
You still get tons of people on Valve servers who don't even bother with basic training or practicing against bots to get the basics of every class down, why would new players bother trying to learn about even the most basic of competitive strats?
Who cares about new stuff, new weapons, new cosmetic shit????
WE WANT OPTIMIZATION
WE WANT OPTIMIZATION
WE WANT OPITMIZATION
>>146411710
There's actually been plenty of undocumented optimization done the last year.
They're not doing one big "optimization update", but adding a little here and there.
>>146411710
Same. Hats are shit, the weapons added end up being irrelevant from the start, or broken at first, then nerfed into shit. I just want the game not to look like a goddamn powerpoint presentation.
>>146411861
Doing so is retarded, because they add cosmetic shit that nullifies that little change anyway.
>>146411231
>Main courses
Get to mid
Rocket jumping/sticky jumping
Heal order
Cap the control point
>Advanced courses
Heal advantage
When to Krietzkrieg
Advanced Rocket Jumping
When to offclass
>>146412095
just make it so you get a medal or some shit every time you complete a course
or have scores for each course that you can compare with your friends how well/fast you did it
>>146411231
>>146411414
I've said this a long time ago in this general, but I honestly feel that if players wanted to get better at the game, that they'd expand their horizions by looking at information posted on the wiki, leveling out how they play each class, and know when each class is at it's most effective state.
Valve's training for the classes only really skims over the bare minimum, and even at that, it's nothing as compared to the situations you'll find outside of training.
If anything, they should really bolster training mode for new players, like how CS:GO has that entire test course map, and make it essential for a new player to complete training with that class to use it.
>>146412225
holy shit if you got a medal for that everyone would do it
>>146412227
Like adding the jump maps to the tutorial rotation, for example. I like that idea.
>>146412225
And that.
Holy shit. You guys actually have some good ideas to improve the game.
what the fuck, its 4pm and still no update.
thanks valve software dot com
>>146412507
any time honey
>>146412650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QwPGhhy3fk
look at what i played in a lobby
its the counter-strike map de_inferno, but a remake for TF2 !
its actually pretty cool, a lot of new places to push and widened many zones to make it work in TF2
>>146413309
thats pretty cool
is it your config or does the map look like shit
>>146413309
if only valve would include these kinds of cool maps instead of the shit ones they keep implementing.
>>146414268
sunshine in mm instead of their vanguard shit or whatever they are pushing
>>146414356
>gravel pit has been played in actual comp before
>put 5gorge
>don't have time to commit to a team
>want to play the game competitively
>pubs have too many players in a server and playing against bad players feels unrewarding
>extremely few community servers in eu with decent players
>tf2lobby is always a roll
I suppose the only solution is being patient for MM.
>>146414356
What's wrong with Vanguard?
>>146414651
You don't necessarily need a lot of time commited in a team, depends on the level.
And Vanguard was released too early, should've stayed in beta for a while longer and Valve should've made a better, more developed map like Sunshine official instead.
>>146414651
i get this feeling that vanguard is a bit too big and spacious for a 6s map. the last points cap range is huge imo.
>Disconnect: An issue with your computer is blocking the VAC system. You cannot play on secure servers.
h e l p
How long is a ban for an individual valve server? I was playing some KOTH and mentioned that it was determent to have four snipers on our team and I was kicked. I can join any other valve server.
never got this before, what do? I went to the link but I can't think of anything on there that would cause it other than my custom hud maybe
>inb4 cheating
>>146415084
Like 20 minutes.
>>146415052
>>146415134
Restart computer.
Verify cache.
>>146415084
I think it's 24 hours?
>>146415084
Not sure, an hour maybe. Just go play somewhere else
>>146415168
Ok, thanks senpai. I only said "four snipers" and got kicked. I have been playing for years , but never got kicked before. Whatever, f2p going to f2p.
>>146415225
verify worked, thanks family
>>146415052
>voluntarily installing Norton and McAfee malware on your computer
Just turn off Flash by default and you're safer than those shitty pieces of junk ever will be.
When anti-virus software is commonly getting exploited because they try to run their own DRM and auto-update system via a stripped down, outdated no-security Chrome copy that compromises the system's security trust chain, you know it's time to stop giving them money.
This one time, I was playing Team Fortress 2, and this guy came up to me he was like
"Hey, wanna buy a hat?"
I was like "thats really funny"
>>146415483
When McAfee is harder to remove from your computer than most viruses it's supposed to protect you from you know something's wrong
>>146415483
I didnt install either.
>>146351970
17 hours late but hi
:D
that's mfw
Post Wishlists
i wish viva would fucking die
die me
>>146416874
-Source 2 port
-Ability to change FoV
-Competitive Matchmaking release
-Added Pier to the map rotation
i just want tf2 to make me happy again
>>146417142
Nice one. Not happening soon, though
>>146417227
I meant game wish lists. Like Steam sale shit
http://www.teamfortress.com/
i wish there was a game where i could kill viva except it actually happened in real life and he was actually dead
>>146417340
Oh.
-Age of Mythology
-Shadow of Mordor
-Dark Souls III
-Town of Salem
-Half-Life: Opposing Force
>>146417545
id?
>>146416874
mine is empty
i appreciate the sentiment but there isn't really anything i want
>>146417649
That'd be nice, but my computer would shit the bed with DS3 since it's really old.
Besides, the thought of someone from here, who I barely know, spending money on me gives me a bit of shame, so no thanks.
can you buy friends on steam
yes
give me an item and i will be your friend
id?
fuck yeah add me id/stary
fuck off viva i wouldnt take a gift from you in thousand years
are we posting em?
>pesos
lmao
Please buy my thing on the market.
>>146419010
what thing
*buys your thing&
life is misery and i am poor
same
lets have sex
>>146419124
oops
*puts dick in you are butt*
hi
>>146416874
i just use it to keep an eye out for early access games
my left testicle owns land i don't want anybody to buy me videogames
>>146419306
excuse you
I use my wishlist to keep track of games I'm going to pirate as soon as they pop up on BCG.
reminder that when you do jump maps you have to listen to only relaxing music so you can float through the course, just like the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8451G88g5xk
Post your Demoman.
New thread.
>>146420659
>>146419873
gross, lyrics