/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740

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n + 4th for gay

Suckle is a man
Suckle is gay
Suckle doesn't even play tf2

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i need the update NOW

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>>146166550
But there won't be another update, tf2 is dead mon ami...

>>146166550
coming in a couple of hours

>>146167013
id?

>>146166398
Who even plays TF2 anymore lmao

>>146167013
cool

is anonymous really coming in a couple of hours

ye

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>>146166884
i might like old men from a dead game but at least i've never saved the same image twice

>>146166884
i wish.. then valve could make TF3 without worrying about hat shitters

unfortunately OW didn't manage to do anything so that'll be a while..

>>146169360
OW managed to deliver updates

I honestly think that if Half Life 3 is ever going to be released, Left for Dead 3 and TF3 are all going to use the same engine and that's why it's taking so long

owo

>>146169472
Also it probably won't even be called tf3 as it just sounds silly

>>146165429
i honestly think tf2 is a great game and you are all great people.

thank you anons

>>146169619
how is it silly

>>146169853
Hey want to play tf3?
Want to play tee fhh three?

>>146169831
thank you for what?

>>146169931
????????
youre just not used to it
it tf3 came out everyone would say tf3 just like they say dota even though dota is an even sillier name
at least tf3 sound like the initials for something

i hope if they ever make a TF3 they stick with the same mercs

>>146169949
for being alive!

>>146170037
But it's also weird say because the f sound is similar to "th" in three

>>146170176
no its not you fucking autist
youre overthinking things

it also doesnt help that we are agruing about a game that has 0% to come out

what's your overwatch level?

im 130

>>>/vg/owg

go away

>>146170401
Like 50 something. I don't like bothering with solo queues, but I might have to since the Homies have fucked schedules

>>146170619
how many hours do you have in tf2?

i have 6000
if you have less fuck off ;)

>>146170863
4000 and change

0.01 Hours in the last month

heavy mains need to go

>>146170957
TF2:
13.8 hrs last two weeks / 6,578 hrs on record

Clicker Heroes:
120.5 hrs last two weeks / 553 hrs on record

Ahh idle games.

I can't believe they made the sniper french

vive promise me you won't come back when matchmaking is released 3 years from now

>>146171238
You can't really ask for an inanimate VR Headset to come or go, though

please
just promise me

haven't looked at tf2 that much the past month or so

have i missed anything interesting in regards to the game itself and thread drama?

>>146171373
$799.00
If only it was $499 and I could buy it with steam wallet like I did the controller :/

>>146171461
no

>>146171461
tf2 and this thread*

>>146171461
Lmao. Nothing ever goes on with TF2 anymore

>>146171470
I'd rather spend that money on some collectible shit or OG top tier shit. Like a non-knockoff Sega Genesis

im nothing
*goes on*

>>146171670
Dude that shit sucked when I got it new, why would you waste your time?

>>146171778
Because that was my first console. The controllers were sick and I loved Contra: Hard Corps

You're right, though. I should just keep buying vinyl or whatever

>spent the last 8 months playing medic and scout
>game feels dead
>click on pyro for the first time in ages
>actually having fun again
why does pyro always bring this game alive again

>>146171931
I hated the controller, you must have had one of the six-button versions. 3 button shit was terrible for street fighter, had to press start to switch between punches and kicks

>>146172224
Because Pyro is a fun class. That's why shitters try to bring it down by calling it bad. No one can have fun if they can't have none, they believe. Stay away from they

>>146172267
Yep, 6 buttons

>>146170172
thank you too anon for being alive

>>146170957
mvm doesnt count you worthless shitter

most big tf2 updates are released in june-july
hopefully we get the "neato" update before august

>>146169831
this except viva
and im BULLYING human atm, but in reality i like him, he is just pissing me off
dont tell him thou

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Post Fungineers

do fungineers grow mushrooms

>>146174279
bAahahahaahHahahahaahAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAA
good one man hahahahaha

>>146173720
Clearly, it does since it's a part of Team Fortress 2. Besides, that .1 hour was to look at my loadouts and shit

the only fungineer i met was a really fungi
he invited me to a party but unfortunately i couldnt come because there wasnt mushroom

>>146175061
i am a funny girl

*kills your level 3 mushroom*

>>146175102
sh*t the f*ck up, tripf*g

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>get picked for first time on pugchamp
>medic
>lolwat
>didnt even sign up for med
>"whatever, I'm gonna play it anyway"
>Can't request connect info for some reason
>get insta subbed
y-you too...

oh man, the tf2 discussion we had yesterday was so good
its a shame the shitposters always come back

>>146175274
i know a shitload about this game and sometimes i just wanna shitpost okay?

>>146171670
>Lmao. Nothing ever goes on with TF2 anymore
t. competitive MvM player

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Hats that deserve to be all class but are not

>>146175274
yeah but i mean you can only have so much fun discussing tf2 before people get worn out and start shitposting

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>>146175424
i really think this hat should be multi-class

Fuck you overwatch niggers, you ruined my favorite game.

>>146175642
what's your favorite game?

>>146175642
quake champions still may be goo-

nah fuck it its dead

tough guy's toque is best heavy hat desu

>>146175837
Shame it doesn't look good with much. I just really like Firefly, okay.

can someone share the SFM where they do some of the mercs line's and make them literal? like the spy saying "your precious sandvich won't save you know" and the heavy looking at the sandvich for help

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>>146176307
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KxS8soVHYO8

>>146175837
Ushanka, though

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>>146176509
heh

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I have things.
First thing posted that makes me chuckle i'll put on this shit.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=222268519

https://github.com/unnamed10/tf2-decal-patcher

Are these things save tho?
I don't wanna risk getting a VAC ban just to meme supreme

i played against a pharah called human in ow
she was pretty decent so i guess it wasn't our human
took a screenshot too

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>>146178398

>>146178648
post screenshot

>>146178398
you cant get vacced for using decal tools
you can post whatever you want, even porn or gore on an objector, no one really gives a shit
reporting someone doesnt actually do anything, valve has too much shit on their hands to deal with reports

>>146178920
remind me when im not on my phone

>>146178398
>DO NOT CONNECT TO A VAC-SECURED SERVER WHILE DOING THIS STUFF!
what do you think

>>146179191
hey are you not on your phone yet

>>146178920
It's about the fact that now the only way to get full deacals on those little fuckers is use an .exe which warns you about connecting to VAC servers while using it

>>146179284
yeah i didnt read the whole article
you cant get vacced if you just use it the way it was meant to be used but obviously 3rd party applications are risky

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>>146179249
yes

>>146179463
>>146179202
Apparently Flairs work without the shady shitty thing.
Fire away with your suggestions, if after 5 actual attempts they all suck i'll roll or something

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>>146133739
>vac banned
like the other guy said you should learn to read

>>146178648
to be fair even human has the ability to be good at overwatch

>>146180241
wrong thread dude

>>146180241
lol why is there a level one in there

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>>146180308

>>146180505
he is level 101

>>146180241
>playing trollborn
>ever

0/10 go back to tf2

erectin a sentry

myyyyy turret!!

>>146176509
nice

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is he coming back tomorrow

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>>146180559
k.
Delivering when i'm done

>>146181104
Yes.

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>>146178398

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>>146181408
You'll have to take my word when i say those 12 pixels that look like loss are what i posted

>>146181195
loool niggers haha

>>146181745
It clearly says snigger, dumpass.

>>146181875
haha ohoho you sure got me there flaggot

>>146182017
Flaggot isn't a real word, faggot.

>>146182118
what your mom was screaming last night also werent real words but that didnt stop me

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daily not daily reminder

>>146183058
is oph a cool guy

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>>146182017
>>146182118
>>146182309

tfw playing overwatch with our boi harbleu

>>146184668
>our boi
>degenerate tranny with his nudes posted on the internet

sure dude

>>146184668
is our boi harbleu still relevant in tf2

>>146185882
>& there is nothing wrong with having your nudes on the internet, you are probably just fat and ugly

nope im actually skinny and cute :^)

dotsy isn't cute

5th reply decides if i buy

barrleborn

am i cute

>>146175254
who.ru

0 gets called a faggot

me

>>146187295
too bad you will age and nobody will remember it cause you were too prude to upload your skinny and cute body to the internet when you still had the time :^)

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>overwatch has only been out for a month
>already adding australium weapons
lol

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>>146190210
I mean tf2 added australiums to squeeze suckers out of their money,while using them as a new big update to bring more people into the game.

Overwatch only cares about making drones buy more fucking loot packages or packs or whatever the thing you have to pay money for is.

I wonder if blizzard thought 60 dollars with microtransactions wasn't fucking enough profit to keep those 12 man servers running and they needed more shiny stuff to make dumb people buying lottery tickets.

>>146191331
It's probably Blizzard teabagging Battleborn's corpose because nobody wants to buy the $59.99 + Season Pass bullshit but they will dump their life savings for loot boxes.

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>>146191331
t. Poor person

I hate people who "buy discounts" or "quickbuy"

fuck off

>>146192120
they have their uses

mainly for low value unusuals

it's often better to offload a cancer hat onto them for some currency than mess around trying to find someone who might genuinely want it

>>146192049
Produce guy*

Just for you and your $0/hr unemployment, I'll buy more Loot Boxes when I get home

>>146192264
thats sort of understandable, but I mean people who quickbuy for regular little hats and shit worth less than like a few keys

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>>146192327
um

i want to play the sniper man in a lobby match in the lobby system team fortress 2 website team fortess 2 center . com in the highlanding games mode what will people scream at me for

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>>146192665
um

>>146192749
i make more in one week than you do in an entire lightyear

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>>146193364
um

um all over me

*does that*

Are all Heavy mains used to being stabbed?

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post flamers
that aren't viva

where the fuck is everybody

>>146194354
>>146194298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zpYw8gIyY

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Does anyone else feel like this weapon hasn't changed much? Sure it's nerfed, but it feels like I can kill people just as easy.

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>>146195071

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>>146195553
Playing Overwatch

I don't even know why I still come to this general. I don't even play TF2 anymore

i wish for a femme pyro that wasnt so buttfuck ridiculous. I like the skin but shit

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>>146173960

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>>146195553
Where do you think?

>>146195769
why is pyro the cutest class

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>>146195835
>>146196112
i thought some people weren't retarded and wouldn't play a glorified version of league of legends in first person

i was wrong

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>>146195071
I'm a minimally flamboyant straight male, though

>>146195553
I'm working and getting ready for my hour break

i don't think the update will be this week

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>>146196915
I think I know why~

>>146195692
the damage has NEVER been the main problem with this weapon

keeping it at 3 pipes is worse than unchanged imo

For some reason playing Overwatch just makes me want to play TF2. I absolutely love the hero design and general polish but the gameplay ends up feeling hollow in a weird way. Nobody ever talks either so the social aspect is lacking as well. It's a strange experience.

do you love me

I went outside today.

does anyone have one of those charts thing with the evolution of engineer or sniper models since the quake TF days?

i dont know maybe

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/meinvapor

add me for tf2, I wanna git gud as spy

us east

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>>146199494
>not even 300 hours
>us east
>thinking playing with a team will somehow make you play better as a lone class

>S P Y

No.

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>>146199848
don't care nerd, I'm having fun.

>>146199902
then why do you want people to add you?

>>146199985
to have better people to play with in pubs, to chat about tf2 I haven't played since keys were 2.33

I'm going now, add me or not its all groovy bb

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Hey, you. Do you like MvM? Wanna queue but got no one to join with? Little experience, so you get kicked? Dealing with randoms and finally fed up with them?

Well if you're a normie and not a degenerate and need a group to queue with, The Homies are just the people you're looking for. We got this guy Solarpletex a while back with us, and now he's finishing tours left and right. He just got an Aussie drop, and so can you

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Bestest_Eingineer is here!

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So if you're wondering "Hot damn, BasedViva. You're so amazing. But how do I join up?" Well just drop your ID in a post and we'll review it to see whether or not you meet most of the requirements. Requirements being 1. Don't be a degenerate 2. Live in North America and 3. Iunno. We'll think about that more. If you feel like you don't know what to upgrade, ask us and we'll help you throughout. You wanna save us time by not typing it out, we you can join our Mumble and hear us out instead. For any further questions, ask here or add me up at id/BasedViva

God bless and God speed, kids

We also do Overwatch, so we could use people for that if you're up for that, too. Actually, we're doing that more than anything else nowadays. I'll try and get the boys to get back to MvM, though

>>146200109
The problem is that if you're playing as spy how good your team is won't influence your skill.
Don't trust what the game says and think it's a support class like medic or engineer,which actually do rely on their teams.
To play spy you need good gamesense which means to play the fucking game.

Also there's a link in the OP if you wanna chat.

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>keys are now 20ref

>>146197949
I was playing on Turbine a few weeks ago. I found an enemy teleporter and was taunt camping it. Eventually a friendly sniper runs up, looks at me, and destroys it. For the next hour I stayed medic and healed everyone but him. Whenever he was injured and called medic I just replied with no voice command and refused to heal him. Eventually he noticed and tried to vote kick me, but no one gave a shit. He started raging in chat and it was great.

You know that's a pretty violent reaction to a dumb sniper who probably didn't know better

I feel sorry for him getting treated like that.

>>146201228
or the fact that there's a big window where a taunt wont kill
or the fact the guy is entirely useless camping a teleporter
as soon as anyone would have went through and died to it they would have just walked to it after respawning and fucked his dumb ass up

what an awful petty cunt >>146201015 is
i bet he typed up that post thinking "man im such a badass"

So when's the neato update coming out?

>>146201692
sometime after the Steam sale
most likely, Valve completely forgot about it and will just toss us a few community created hats in a crate as an afterthought

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>Feel TF2 has a competitive future
>DH shows me even traditional (i.e. with bans) 6v6 is incredibly stalematey, and the other formats are even worse
Should I just buy Overmeme? There's a ton of bullshit ways to score easy kills, but at least most matches end in a timely manner. The game even has tournaments (successfully) running right now.

TF2 is a fine game, but I feel Valve's lack of attention to their playerbase makes it (Overmeme) worth the buy.

>>146202082
Couldn't stay away? I thought you'd uninstalled.

>>146202227
Go repost your stale bait somewhere else.

>>146202227
Yes. $40 ain't shit unless you're poor like Barkley who survives off selling Kits and games found on the street

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>>146197949
Few days ago some demokid in lobby start crying that i doesnt healing him good enough. And rep me.
It was very cold since trying my best. So i start to ignoring him and he ragequit after cople deaths.

>>146202575
why did that pastaman guy release the heavy evolution on black? breaks completely the consistency
also, if someone knows a higher version of the spy evolution, or wants to make OC for the 3 classes left, id appreciate if you post it

>>146202227
Don't try to compare blizzard tournaments to most other tournaments.
Most tournaments are born into the world because there is a demand for a competitive scene in a game,and so one shall materialize.
Blizzard tournaments are funded by Blizzard.They don't get what makes tournaments great and just dumps money.
They treat tournaments as a medal of "we're a competitive game too please trust us"
>and apparently you did.

Overwatch isn't even 2 months old i think,it's definetly not enough for high competitive strategies to be even found,let alone tournaments.

But it's not like I ever have or will play it,maybe it's an amazing competitive scene.

>>146202227
overwatch has its flaws too, blizzard doesn't exactly have a spectacular track record with esports

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>>146202274
i uninstalled but then I bought a new SSD with more room and also Overwatch got stale very quickly so I'm back
plus nobody in /owg/ replies to my bait

>>146202747
I remember Blizzard devs and executives were so deadset that Heroes of the Storm will be the next big esport game. That completely flopped and somehow Hearthstone blew up with absolutely no competitive support or intent in their game design.

>>146202628
Hi Freddy!

>>146202808
But it does have a team who cares about the people and the game
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4p5a63/jeff_kaplan_has_addressed_matchmaking/

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whoever that guy who wanted to add me for spy bhop shenanigans im still here dude

>>146203068
What do you mean "who cares about the people and the game", what kind of fucking autistic thoughts are you trying to string together?
You actually think because a company is pushing actively esports that it automatically makes the game good?

Is this game playable for profit?

>Playing games for profit
Just get a job, nerd.

>>146203276
>playable
No
>profit
I mean you can try.
Don't tho.

>>146202274
I'm actually serious. I'm contemplating purchasing Overwatch because Valve doesn't give a shit about TF2.

Dota gets patches the day an exploit or bug comes to light.

CS:GO gets attention too, although everything's on a delay, it usually arrives within a few weeks.

TF2 has glaring issues that remain unfixed after years of existing. Quantum crouching for example allows Engineer to get outside half the maps in the game. The MM beta completely disregarded years of competitive rulesets and died within a few weeks.

CSGO and DOTA are both newer and bring in more profit than TF2. TF2 is nearly 10 years old, what did you expect?

>every year the big updates come around july
>the rest of the year everybody thinks the game is dead

>>146203443
So why do you think the developers caring about a game is reason enough to not play it?

Seems like a pretty bullshit reason.

"it's not fun anymore" seems like an even better reason.

>>146203630
Yes, I would prefer an actively maintained game to one that's left as-is regardless of how broken it is.

>>146204113
I'm sorry I care about the games more than the community and context around it.

But i guess have fun dude,and get ready to either enter a hell of grinding or to give the devs more shekels

>>146203443
If you've got the money to spare, go for it.
It's a pretty good game for casual fun with mates, however I personally wouldn't take it too seriously.
The game's got a fair few stupid designs, but other interesting ones, and the devs seem to be tuning numbers pretty often.
Really, don't expect it to be TF2. Because it isn't.

>>146202747
overwatch has been in beta for half a year, most of the top players were in the beta

heads up viva, no one in here is going to play either game with you

>>146206057
I know, almost everybody is a disgusting degenerate

Gotta keep trying, nonetheless

play with me

>>146202527
>like Barkley who survives off selling Kits and games found on the street
tell me more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffOCFTuDE5Y

>tfw cant pipe like i can shoot feet
>tfw letting team down
>tfw getting fragged


how do i get good with pipes

>>146207973
It's Barkley. There's not much more to tell about his meaningless life

>>146208040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>>146208159
thanks anon

>>146200203
i forgot about this
someone explain

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>>146208090
Holy shit viva u arent fucking around

What do you think of his irc buddies like videogames and drawings

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>>146208848
Is it cIRCLejerk time again?

>>146209096
hot opinion: I think the circlejerk is a lame group and a hugbox for the losers of this general

>>146208848
use the archive you worthless faggot

>>146209096
negative

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>>146208848
I wish viva would stop calling me a furry

what kind of bully would call people names

>>146209168
salty irc fellow spotted

>>146209270
everyone in the irc is a bully

they deserve it

>>146205849
you are right

though maybe the comp mode will require more skill than pub tf2.. and it will probably be released earlier than tf2 mm

>>146209460
You autists have been doing this for a whole year now

Im very impressed right now of your dedication to shitpost

whats this about heavy having a phd?

>>146209460
>>146209204
that's hot
*undresses*

>>146209895
he has a phd in being a useless fucking class LOL

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>>146209780
>skill
>overwatch

>>146209780
Most things require more skill than TF2 pubs.

>>146209895
It's stated in the comics that he has a PhD in Russian literature.

>>146210076
It's marginally harder than equipping Shortstop/CaC.

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Alright /tf2g/ after playing this game casually on Valve servers, I'm ready to explore, play on non-Valve servers, play competitively etc.

Got any starters, any servers to recommand, and guides to know what to do or to play as when playing competitively.

>>146210352
Start by playing on lobbies and community servers. Forget about Valve servers from now on.

>>146210253
overwatch is a shallow shooter with shallow gameplay and non-satisfactory movement system
>cant rocket jump decently
>cant junkratjump without being stopped mid-air by blizzard's shitty engine
>cant pogo

>>146210352
tf2center
newbie mixes groups

>>146208848
How many fucking times do I gotta repeat this shit till it gets stuck in your heads?

One is a fucking disgusting weeaboo and confirmed pedophile. The other is a furry and unconfirmed rapist. I hope both get brought to justice and sent to prison

Kritzkrieg is fun, but TF2 isn't

Are we really talking about fps seriously now? Then Fistful of Frags is the best FPS around without any doubt.

>>146211158
thats slanderous

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>jealous of Drawings because he has a gf and didnt flunk out of college
>jealous of Video Games because he has more money and friends

>play heavy
>Either get pocketed or get no healing at all

I hate both

>>146211270
>you will never relive the glories day of mares leg and kick combo

>>146211158
I only agree with you on the drawings part

list your favorite mods on steam
heres my list
>fistful of frags
>hidden source
>neotokyo
>insurgency and age of chivalry before they got greenlit
>zombie master (FPS + one player RTS in the zombie side)

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>>146211967
> play heavy
> everyone says it's easy
> get stabbed 15 times in 10 minutes
> get headshot 20 times in 5 minutes
> the only time you could destroy a sentry, medic stops healing you and you get killed mercilessly
> not get healed for more than 20 seconds even once
> 5 dmg points from a 20 meter distance

>play pubs for the first time in weeks
>go heavy for the first time in months
>get killstreak 8 without any heals
why do you play pubs

Back when I started playing the game, the Volcanic rewarded 11 notoriety points per kill and it was morw accurate than a Colt Navy. Those were rely golden times. Mare's Leg is truly shit now, but I'm glad that the Schoffield grants 7 notoriety points instead of 6.
> the glorious time when a single random shot from the smiths could kill a person
The game is still really good though.

>>146212556
>the only time you could destroy a sentry, medic stops healing you and you get killed mercilessly
Maybe because you're just a shit Heavy.

I've seen many Heavies in my time that just try to out-DPS a lv 3 sentry while I'm healing them and they always lose. Especially when there's no engi repairing it while he does this.

All I can do is sit there and watch him die and hope I don't drop uber on my way out since the engi and his team are probably already on their way.

>>146212990
>MFW I saw a heavy + Medic combo try to take out a sentry
>With the quick fix uber
Why are pubbers so dumb?

>heavy starts pushing
>not switching to the CC for faster healing

>mexican viva trying to pin being a rapist on someone else

did viva really shit on a baby's chest

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>>146212123
>okay with pedophilia
>molestation is a life sentence

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>>146212556
Natasha's damage resistance is amazing against Snipers, since after the first headshot you'll still have 160 health, and Demos have to use all four pipes unless you're overhealed,
Also the slowdown is amazing since not much can really escape you, making it to where you can get more frags if they're uncoordinated as hell.
The damage penalty makes it slower to kill larger groups of enemies, and the spin up time can get you if you're caught with your pants down.
Usually I pair it up with Dalakoh's Bar since that extra 50 hp with the resist is pretty damn good.

>>146213178
Cleaner's Carbine? That heals now?

does anyone need a mm beta pass (nobody plays it)

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>>146213480
I thought his opinion about drawings was correct but that videogames isnt actually that bad

stop jumping into conclusions idiot

What's your favorite way to kill a dude
http://www.strawpoll.me/10549364

>>146213480
>>146213324
>>146209923
>>146209460
>>146209204
lol you faggots, we get it, you want to be social and feel important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a 'conversation' so that someone can finally listen and hear your whining because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're unemployed dullards without any real friends or any kind of social interaction outside of the internet who use 4chan to get the attention you dont get at home. fuck off with your roleplaying or whatever the fuck it is, stop shitting up the thread with your garbage. no one gives a shit about you, not in real life and not here either. you are wasting everyone's bandwidth, you pathetic excuses for human beings. reevalute your life.

>when all the pipes connect into a big crowd

that is a nice feeling

>>146213480
update this

calling the drawfags....

>>146214126
i wrote this post btw
i forgot my trip but i wrote and made this post

>>146214253
agreed! id like to figure out how to use the loose cannon too someday
ive seen some crazy jumps by exploding it mid air
how does the doubledonk mechanic work?

>>146214684
If you hit someone and then make it explode right after (Think the window is half a second), the explosion deals minicrit damage.

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STEAM IS DOWN
>STEAM IS DOWN
NO MVM
>NO MVM
P A N I C
>P A N I C

>mfw nubs dont know steam goes down for maintenance every tuesday night/early wednesday

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>tfw dominating everyone on the other team

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>tfw make most of the enemy team ragequit
>its a valve server so soon teams are equal again

>current year
>still considers le unicode face to be funny
apply yourself

>>146215947
>current year
>still plays tf2 over superior overwatch
apply yourself

>>146216081
>current year
>still visits /tf2g/ like the average /owg/ cuck
apply yourself

>>146216351
>current year
>implying a lurk to laugh at the plebs is bad at all
apply yourself

Daily reminder to report, hide, and ignore any and all Overwatch fishermen.

What do I report them as?

>>146216602
>current year
>indirectly admitting even /tf2g/ is more entertaining than Overwatch
apply yourself

Off-topic. Flaming/trolling. Posting shitty bait.

>>146217193
>current year
>Implying I did implied that
apply yourself

Okay thanks.

>>146213940
sure desu.
steam is gamer_ryoko.

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i remember back when i had "gamer" in my alias
those werent good times

>>146217293
>current year
>Implying you are not still implying that by posting here
apply yourself

funke (voice): delet this

>>146218029
>current year
>Implying that Im implying that Im still implying that by posting here
apply yourself

>gold weapons in ow
damn, tf2 sure is going down down down

>>146217609
I'm too lazy to change it.

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>tf2g

>>146217609
I haven't changed my alias in 6 years now. It's alright.

>>146219357
Yeah, a consistent identity is key to keeping up your reputation in the tf2 community.

>>146220339
I don't have a reputation, I'm a who.

>>146220407
If you frequent any servers then I'm sure someone would recognize your name on the scoreboard.

>tfw 3 names total on steam over 7 years
>tfw each one full of memory
>tfw not getting any younger

damn man

>>146220847
>mfw as a teenager i used "____LovesYou" for a while with my current nick in the blank

tfw geel got to visit valve

>>146221143
have you played in invite?

>>146221212
tfw geel got to visit my pipes in midair

>>146221323
never

all you faggots get on omegle with the tags
tf2g
tf2general

godspeed

>>146222069
fuck off????

Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)

>>146222069
Actually I like women like miss pauling and pyro.

>>146222384
fuck off
literally nobody here likes you

>>146222384
of course viva would only care about kids ;)

fucking pedo

>>146222508
I love me. My parents love me. The Lord loves me

>>146222579
that would be nice if the lord also played teams of the fortresses two :)

>>146222579
whatever helps you sleep at night, dude

>>146222513
I call you kids because clearly I'm the only adult here

Grow up, stop being degenerates, and then I'll go back to saying "Hey y'all"

>>146210610
overwatch doesn't need those mechanics to be fun
it also doesn't have to be another quake styled movement clone

>>146222708
The Lord wouldn't have time for trash fortress 2. He'd be maining Zenyatta on Overwatch

>>146222775
A pillow and a bed. Sometimes with music or a podcast to listen to while I fall asleep

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>>146222384
Thanks

>>146222781
viva confrmed for pedo

>>146222069
everyone get on

>>146224008
No can do from mobile

Plus, no one is ever on Video

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Heavy is-- Medic!

>bought and saved 2015 festive gifts for a few cents last year
>tfw they're now going for 2 bucks on the market

should I sell now?

>>146224374
Before the full charge call out, i have M5 bound to Positive call

So sometimes, I get to say "I am-- Fabulous!"

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>>146224374
Just lay your weapons down and-- Place a dispenser here!

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>>146222481
>any year
>liking women

>>146224854
Thick and chubby women it's where it's at, though

does anyone else feel a little sorry for viva

like, he flunked out of college and has been a minimum-wage bagboy for years
and despite working at a supermarket for years he hasnt even been promoted to a manager position, so you know he's even terrible at a no-skill-required job
he's a gender-confused weeaboo on top of all that (mains medic/pyro and has an anime avatar)

then with all the free time he has, he plays a game he isnt even good at and spends time around people who tolerate/ignore him at best
like, all the other NEETs and shut-ins he makes fun of are at least well-liked in the thread, skilled at TF2 or both. hell, in the short time he spent in the irc, he couldn't even make friends, and these are people who enjoy the company of barkley, half and even videogames

then there's viva, who has never excelled at anything he's ever done in his life

>>146225381
Nope. He's just another tf2g guy like the rest of us trying to post in this thread. At least he keeps the conversation about tf2. Unlike some people... like you.

i feel sorry for geel desu

he's rich, pretty well-liked within the non-tf2g community, got to visit valve, and owns tf2 trading

but he is a fucking kike

>>146225381
there is nothing wrong with me

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>>146225650
>Viva
>Keeping the conversation about TF2

I have only question for you "4chan is a chatroom" circlejerkers:

What happened to Davros?

this is your reminder that the guy that ran tf2's economy into the ground is unironically the finance minister of greece

I dunno, I didn't finish S9.

>>146226138
???
Link pls

>>146226138
The master jew knows how to fix the money flow problems.

The problem is that the rest of the Greek government didn't like him after he told them off and the mega jews that ruined Greece in the first place made him resign.

He's unironically the former finance minister of greece.

>>146226294
nevermind he got fired but he was for a small period of time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yanis_Varoufakis

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http://tf2r.com/kvqe7r4.html

>>146226372
Yeah but how did he run the tf2 economy inro the ground?

how do drugs affect performance in comp TF2? is there any player that does drugs in a top team?
does kaidus really smoke weed?

>>146227121
play sniper or play soldier and use direct hit and you will be 3x better than when you are sober

who are right now working on the TF2 team besides
>Eric Smith
>Jill
>Dave "driller" Riller

me

human

>>146227429
no you eediot

>>146227383
Wasn't Robin part of the dev team? Or did he quit?

>>146227678
He quit a while ago.

>>146227864
i cri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfv8HrTZzkk

>>146227864
robin has been working on the game since the original 1996 release of the QTF mod. I can't blame him for wanting to move on and do something else considering what his original vision has become.

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Is this the most skill based weapon in the entire game?

>>146229383
no that's the direct shit

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no this is

>>146229383
The Detonator is the most skill based

>>146229383
It's the most skill rewarding weapon in the game but i wouldn't call it the most skill based. Probably direct hit or sniper rifle would be more skill based than this. The idea is good but it doesn't really work well with the engineer since his life blood is his buildings which require metal to build and fix so it only really works well with gunslinger and pistol on koth maps

>>146229383
ambassador

stock scattergun

>>146229717
Actually the Bazaar Bargain is the most skill rewarding

>australiums have dropped in price massively

what gives? 2 months ago i would have been able to sell my aussie scattergun for 40 keys.

"rage heavy"