SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

Why isn't the OP image on the wiki?

>>146301324
Are time release pills even a /vg/ feature?

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third for what do we talk about?

>>146301520
Why does nobody change it so iron isn't mercury?

>>146300661
Yeah, Colonial Marines has it.

>>146302103
Oh jesus christ my sides, I just noticed that.

>>146301984
put a coin in the nanomed

>>146302027
Soloing a queen on CM with nothing but earmuffs, a charged AP pulse rifle and your combat knife

>>146302504
and then getting bannu'd because marines are meant to lose

>>146301520
Because it's a cheat sheet, Illigal stuff m8.

>>146302794
No, I had a cqc fight with a shitter edgelord marine that ended in him dying and someone spraying me down for being too robust, and neither of us got banned.
But then again the admins were too busy spawning in predators to play as and hovering """""harmlessly""""" near the marines until shot at, then they'd kill like 6 marines.
They also mis informed the marines of the number of xenos left, forcing them to do a charge and get swarmed by a gorillion xenos

There's a clear alien bias, but you can overcome it through sheer robustitude. Your goal at a very minimum is to take down 8 xenos before you kick the bucket

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>>146302103

what the fuck

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>>146302103
Good enough?

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What ever happened to that goliath boss monster someone was working on?

>>146303160
>alien update happens with those shitty new sprites and upgrade system
>aliens win all the time now
>Apophis: "marines are meant to lose its more fun for everyone :)"
>ghostchat always split between brownosers and salty marines calling the bullshit out

>>146304332
They didn't finish it. Just like how none of our coders finished clock cult.

>>146304332
No idea. Probably just died out when he coder who was doing it lost interest.

So where's the part where you realize how shitty /vg/ has been?

jesus christ how pathetic must be your real life if you play security on on daily basis

>>146304805
last couple days

>>146304517

Let's be real, clock cult was always a sprite hype project with no code behind it. Nobody should have ever believed that we were going to get a mode that solved all our "boredom" problems.

>>146304437
It's more fun to fight a hard earned victory than a cakewalk
And those sweet, sweet moments where you lead a charge into the hive feels like the final levels in the contra games because most people go down in one hit

>>146304805
What? It's always shitty. It's just a flavor of shitty we prefer over the others.

>>146304956
TG managed to finish it.

>>146305047

Really? I thought clock cult was an original creation from /vg/. Welp.

>>146304956
>>146305047
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pulls?q=is%3Apr+is%3Aopen+label%3A%22Machine+Cult%22
wooo nelly

>>146305047

and its more or less reskin cult but now you can cult cyborgs to help you shit on people.

>>146305201
It was but none of the coders finished even half of the planned features in a span of a year and a half. Guy from TG gives it a try and he pulls off a playable product in a few months.

>>146305201
It WAS an original creation from /vg/.
After our coders lost interest in it, TG's coders picked it up and finished it for their own server.

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>>146297392
Heres a quick guide on tips for prepping as xenoarch, I'll do one on good technique for digging smalls later, probably. Pic related is good for hunting larges.
>set job as xenoarcheologist, their jumpsuit resists some artifact waves
>grab a pill bottle from the autolathe on station before someone saddles you with R&D (but you should do it if you're the only scientist anyway, it makes digging better later on)
>PDA light upgrade, as well as a lantern in your pocket, more light keeps you safe
>suit up with the excavation suit, and grab latex gloves for your touch large artifacts
>GPS in your box and suit sensors maxed in case bad things happen
>make a bunch of hyperzine pills to put in your bottle, suit slows you down so this is important to stay mobile, if danger comes to you you're not so sluggish
>unlock your stasis gen, load your toolbelt with digging tool, hand pick, brush set, wrench (on the belt), welder in your bag, core sampler if you're hunting for larges, and scanner of course
>if you're on box/meta, you can use the belts out on maint to the right of the exit onto the roid to quickly enter and exit without probability of ZAS fucking your shit, deff can't into map building as firelocks will lock you out so exit out the back where the solars are
>be friendly and don't sperg out on miners or fellow sci staff, miners are generally pretty friendly and give access to better tools, especially the excavation drill, and keep shit safer with their ability to combat asteroid monsters, giving them weapons (if you can trust them) and pointing out veins of ore is mutually helpful
>caves with the monsters cleared out are easy ways to find artifact sites
>protect the digsite, separate it from the rest of the asteroid by digging a clearance of the normal rock around the site and clear any gibtonite
>keep the gen between you and someone else to shield yourself from sneaky ling stings, they need to deliberately pull it away or try to move around it

>>146305494
We also get no new game modes because
>muh antag datums.

>>146305494
>>146305431
>>146305348
Looks pretty shitty. At least getting cult words doesn't force you to wait for the right random shit to pop up in your inventory and then play a really shitty game of tower defense.

Also, steampunk is a shitty aesthetic and the guy who first suggested this idea here should be shot for their terrible taste.

>>146305624
Well, either bug the coderbus to get their shit together or help them out with it. How hard can it be?

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>>146304332
Holy shit that looks like something out of Nuclear Throne
Not that that's a complaint it looks fucking sweet

>some server no one cares about has a couple of poorly planned and coded antag modes
>"WHY WE DUN HAV IT FUK CODER WE SHUD HAV IT"
every time

>>146306064
muh ivory tower meems :^)

>>146306064
But that bars those who want to work on a genuine product. That's not very fair is it?

>>146306064
Notice the complainers never actually want those new modes badly enough to learn how to code. It's their own fault that they don't care enough to get those new modes added.

>>146306212
What's stopping them? A few whiny bitches on 4chan? A complete lack of competence? Being too lazy to do it themselves?

We could have had all those modes by now if people were only willing to work to add them.

>>146305512
The field generator is robust as fuck.
When turned on, anyone caught in the field won't be able to move until the battery runs out or someone shuts it off.

>>146306430
The current hostile coder circlejerk we have because /vg/pride?

>>146304332
As a guy who occasionally plays miner, I hope it never comes to life, I never actually killed one.

>tfw no Vox gf ivory tower cervices to meme with

>>146306671
Tell me about this circlejerk, anon.

>>146307140
>Try to fight one because I'm a badman
>Telesci teleport me back then teleport me to medbay
>Medbay staff keep asking how I'm still alive with so little blood
>Stood with an IV drip for 20 minutes while being fed a shitload of dexalin because I have no lungs
Goliaths are rude as fuck

>>146306064
Porting stuff from TG is a genuinely painful process too

Abductors is actually pretty good code, but porting it is a nightmare because more than 500 errors

>>146307976
Is it even possible to kill one with proto-kinetic gun? Don't you need like 3-4 full battery charges for that?

>>146308198
I heard about a diona punching one to death so I figured my diamond pick would be good enough. It wasn't

>>146308198
If memory serves, exactly two full battery charges if you hit every shot

>>146308314
Even dionae can't punch goliaths to death because punching them deals no damage.
However, a diona can easily kill a goliath with literally anything that does deal damage.

>>146308314
Aren't dionas bullshit when it comes to regen and general resistances to anything but burn, alongside a massive unarmed punch bonus? Wouldn't be surprised if one did kill it, but you going allCQC with a goliath was still fucking stupid by the nature of the act alone. Meleeing a goliath?
>>146308329
Neat, thanks for the info.

>>146306671
Uh, what hostile coder circlejerk? I haven't seen any contribs hostile to new coders, ever.

>>146308601
I'd never fought a goliath before, I only got hit twice though because of my gorilla warfare

>>146308314
>diona xenoarch always comes to science asking to get his broken hand fixed from fighting goliaths
>dies when a basilisk sneezes at him
He's a cool guy.

>>146308790
>Xenoarchs
Cancer incarnate and ultimate shitters.

>>146308601
AI enemies that deal anything other than burn are fully 100% incapable of killing a diona, assuming the diona is carrying a light source. But they take 6.5x burn damage, so one good laser hit can crit them. But yes, they're absurdly strong against asteroid mobs. I routinely pickaxe goliaths to death as a diona and come out unscathed. Once I pickaxed two goliaths and a hivelord to death at the same time, though I didn't exactly come out unscathed.
Dionae do get an unarmed punch bonus, but it's not massive. I don't remember exactly what it is, but it's substantially less than the catbeast punch bonus.

>>146307946
>>146306671
There's no real circlejerk because that would imply the contributors have solidarity. They're all pretty different both in personality and coding opinions and even skillset.

Is there some favoritism among coders with who gets merges sooner? Absolutely. Before his little hissy fit over his Medigun, Deity always got preferential merges. Meanwhile, Dylan always gets super late priority and they openly admitted this in the IRC the other day. Whether or not you think this is a good thing is a matter of perspective.

I'm somewhere in the middle personally. I don't think Comic likes me but all the other Contributors are cool - which is proof enough that they don't have some secret clique and act in unison.

>>146308720
So, you see a fucking aberation that has tentacles up the ass to trip you with, and that is slow as fuck, named goliath, and the first thing that pops to mind is "Yeah, Im fighting this fucking thing"? Balls but no bran makes a dead miner.
>>146308790
What the shit to xenoarch even do other than wank off at the asteroid, weld rocks, using shit equipment and piss off miners?

>by HarseTheef » Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:12 pm
>I have reconsidered my position on the matter and believe that this current iteration of the ERP change is fair. This was after careful consideration of your response. While I do not support ERP, I move back to a neutral stance of not caring. I do, however, maintain my opinion on the roleplaying change.
Top

The most prominent members of the anti-ERP party are all defecting...
This is the end, anti-ERP bros...

>>146309149
>Being a pussy bitch

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>>146304332
I abandoned it because I had other stuff to do

Might pick it up again later

>>146308314

fist one to death no pick axe yes.

Dionas cant fight a basilisk they do cold/burn damage.

>>146308950
>befriend the xenoarchs
>they bring back cool toys to play with
Just respect their work, and they're the coolest guys on the roid.

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>>146309238
>anti-erp bros

Oh shush it with the falseflag you nigger, till the bears stop appearing, till the fags stop becoming valids, and till it is explicitly permitted to be done, you are just talking shit

>>146309373
You know, maybe someday I'll work on making mob "AI" actually work with multitile mobs
Because right now it really doesn't

I like mining around artifact sites, useful mats like uranium usually pop out of them.

>>146309717
>be miner
>find uranium
>take toxin damage from carrying it around
mining suits should have slight radiation resistance

>>146309615
>pokemon

>>146309967
I never got tox damage for running around with uranium in my backpack, wtf?

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RIP Polaris

6~ playing out of 21 on -who in polaris
27~ playing out of 52 on -who in bay (add 5-6 more, it's a heist round currently who aren't on manifest)

https://youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI

>>146310271
i could of sworn i did once

>>146310481
Who ever cared about those servers, though?

>>146310540
Sounds like you hit a large artifact. Nice job breaking it, hero

>>146310481
Go b2 bay or polaris, no one cares

>>146310783
>Caring about artifacts

>2016
>Still no self-surgery
>Have to wait until someone new joins to get an implant because everyone pretends they have work to do

>>146310481
Bay is literally polaris with a different name, what's the point?

>>146309675
I was planning on making the megoliath stationary, so there'd be no pathfinding issues or anything like that

>Pomf only gets 100 pomf coins a month
Have you no shame?! You all brag about your girlfriends whom you fuck every night so surely you have jobs as well?
You play on this server every waking moment of your life but do not give a dime to the great one for his patronage?

Daily reminder that pomf needs $130/mo to support the server self-sustainingly

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>>146311335
>>146311492

>>146311182
IIRC from the ENDLESS SPOUTING ABOUT IT ON THIS THREAD NO ONE ASKED FOR I gathered that Bay was dying so someone grabbed their open code and made a new server that was Polaris.
It was successful for several months but in a turn of events Bay returned from the dead and people from Polaris are going back to it.

Okay, question since I have not been playing longer than a year.

What's the story with pomf, why is he a chicken, and why does he host the server for autistic atmos simulation 26?

>>146310481
>>146310776
>>146310950
>>146311182
Polaris has a fucking awesome map desu

>>146311806
Playing on polaris makes for an awesome nap

>>146311806
The map is gigantic and the server has 9 people on it max during peak hours

>>146311780
hes the most stable host that took on the mantle of /vg/station host after a few years of servers dying
someone raised chickens and named each after an admin
he killed and ate pomf, he was delicious

and now pomf himself is really distant from the community, probably lost interest in SS13, but keeps the server going

>>146311335
That bastard is taking my money and using it to make pies each month.

>>146311182
Actually, there are differences. Polaris is quite the SJW progressive piece of shit while Bay is more tolerantl toward RP.

AFAIR you can't call people niggers, faggots or retards in Polaris while you can in Bay IC.

>>146311942
>>146311978
Great, I'm talking about the map itself, not the shitty server

>>146311335
>>146311492
I PAY POMF $250 IN POMFCOINS A MONTH, HE SHOULD BE HAPPY I HAVE THAT MUCH TO SHARE OF MY NEETBUX

>>146312106
That goes for EVERY server other than ours.

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>>146312106
/tg/ is exactly the same

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>>146312125
the map is too big

that's what I'm saying dummy

even with a bigger playerbase the map is just too huge

>>146309015
There's nothing wrong with treating people differently based on their code ability, but there's not any actual hostility (except maybe towards dylan) towards people who aren't acting like bitches themselves first.

Dylan's code takes longer for a merge because he's got a track record of fucking things up.

Deity never got preferential merges, he's always been begging for merges until his stuff gets merged just to shut him up.

>>146312271
I think it'd be "okay" during some of our peak hours, for a change of pace at least

>>146312157
Not sure about nigger, but I'm a Bay regular and I use both 'faggot' and 'retard' there with no problems.

Nigger's probably fine too.

>>146312251
>IC
Yeah you shouldn't be shitting other people in OOC... Outside of /vg/station.

>>146312106
polaris added gender identity as a legitimate mechanic

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>>146312251

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are we posting 'em now?

>>146311298
Oh
Well I already fixed multitile adjacency checks a while back so you shouldn't have any problems making a multitile stationary object

It can be agreed that there's dirty powertripping on every SS13 server but you have to admit that /vg/ out of all places being one of the servers (if not the only one) that the least makes excessive metafriending with admins apparent and with bans rarely being on a whim is a huge surprise considering this place is just angry manchildren.

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>he's not performing heroic 1-man stands on CM against the xeno horde and singlehandedly removing 30+ aliens

ehh? nani nani?

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>>146313014
Is this english?

>>146313115
banned for powergaming

>>146313115
Good luck with the most recent update

Ancient hunters are gonna fuck your butthole

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>>146313227
yes, but evasion is easy desu
the colonial marines owner has brain damage from taking IEDs in iraq, just disregard his judgement and play how you want

>>146313135
He used the right words in the wrong order
He was basically saying that we have the least-obvious admin metafriending/preferential treatment problems of all the major servers
Which, despite all the memeing, is probably true

>>146313443
There's nothing to really powergame. Rounds are clusterfucks of nothing happening.

>>146313356
>>146313115
Man those pics are old aren't they?
I've only seen xenos lose once and that's because the admins spawned 2 merc squads and had them bring tons of miners when the xenos were boarding the Sulaco.

But anyways I've noticed that over time the server got more lax about dumb gimmicks and powergaming.

I have no regrets over busting Isaac out of perma, get shit on sec.

How did you find me, warden? I had sensors off, I was in a locker, and I had my PDA hidden. Did the vox who walked in on me tell you where I was?

>>146313975
>seen xenos lose once since the last big update*

>be in medbay literally 75% of the round
>miners keep murderboning me
>all I fucking want is to get healed.
I was about to lose my mind after the 5th time that dcotor defibbed me without trying to figure out why I kept dying.

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good shit.

Earned approx $600 selling spess drugs for $30 each. Pretty good.

any tips on being a vox
also do defibs go trough their suits or do you have to let them tank toxin damage/

>>146312367
No it wouldn't. It was made specifically to make breaches completely harmless when they happen at all, and its atmospherics is an utter nightmare.

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>>146314317

Nobody can beat Flare's bar making skills

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This is the thanks I get? Wow my fragile sensibilities have been thoroughly destroyed. I will sue for emotional trauma.

>>146314429
woah turns out I got a $20 discount

bargain

Plasma weapons are nice. Everyone should have a plasma pistol. Never give away your rights

>>146314462
If they're dead, they aren't going to get toxin damage from the air because they aren't breathing
Stick their tank on their back then defib

>>146314317
>pictured: sec guard coffe laced with drugs
flare canteen making skills are out of this world but he always picks bad neighbourhoods

>>146314498
>flare
Man that name only makes me think of horse cock.

>Vox steals miner ID
>Miners start a fight outside science
>yfw when particle accelerators, energy guns, stun revolvers and assault rifle all start going off.
>fight ends with bruised miners, the vox thief's carcass and Julia the race traitor being harmbatoned to death.

Miner bros 4 lyf
Fuk birdniggers

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>>146314607
>he
It's morena's plamawoman

>>146314675
who's your favorite pone?

>never played vox
>hey might as well
>make a name I can't even memorize
>"traveller" seems like a comfy job
>roll security
>WELP
>try to balance broken english with actually being able to be comprehended, don't die, keep the sec PR up, also vox PR which is always in shambles
>have the most comfy and fun round ever
it's great i love it

>>146314809
I never watched that, Carshalah.

>Fuyubashi hairstyle
>Anime names
>Unnatural hair colour

You know who you are shitter

>>146314607

Flare is a she. A cute she.

>>146314607
>not checking the contents of a drink before drinking it
I learned from the last time Flare drugged me to convert me

>>146314760
Think he is referring to the person playing the character anon

>>146314969
Morena is well known as a woman though.

>>146314845
>Broken English

Why do vox players keep doing this, and how do we make them stop?

>>146315012
whoops w/e I refer to everyone as he since I'm not up to date when it comes to regular players

>>146315012
>implying

>>146315012
Retarded mental ill faggot escaping his shit life on the internet by seeking manchilds attention in a laggy 500 MB runtime logs game != woman

>>146315032
because when they speak common well people tell them to stop doing that

>>146315069
>>146315120
>>146315150
I'd fuck her, I aint picky.

>>146315150
>500mb runtime logs
gOOONLIGHTS GO

>>146314675

I bet most things make you think of horse cock

>>146315120
most people shiggy had ooc crushes on were chicks, bro

>>146314496
atmos does kinda look like some whack-ass spaghetti now that you mention it

>>146314498
I've stolen so many ideas from other people over my time here, spectating people and finding out all these neat tricks. I want to find a better space, slightly bigger and more customisable for the bar, but the vacant office is real convenient, no one ever uses it for anything and it's a really good size. Sure, I cut off a tiny bit of maint, but there's bypasses around it, designed it specially with that in mind. I dislike the abandoned bar because of how out-of-the-way it is. Pretty much everyone passes by arrivals when they join, and it's in a location where you're really unlikely to get bombed or something. I've considered re-arranged and re-purposing the common area with the clothe vendors, but that might piss some people off.
For the guy who suggested the glass tables, thank you so much, it really goes with the teal chairs I love. I've been considering trying to use.

>>146315249
Not really.
It's just that I came across some unsightly writefagging before and these people always loved to write "flared cock".

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>shiggypiggy

that name... poor soul

>>146315170
That's bullshit, I've yet to hear anyone tell the Vox to speak like retards because they never speak Common properly.

>>146314927
I'm so fucking glad that worked. I risked so much shit doing that, and I was so giddy IRL when it worked.

>>146314538
Id love if we could have just regular rounds with everyone carrying balistic weaponry and sec not having the armory being stocked with laser weaponry. Make the field even and would make shit a lot more interesting instead of just 3 dudes with enough armor and ammo to kill the whole station alone, would also be neat to see samaritans and shit banding together and killing traitors.

>>146315348
Set up a singularity containment field, or a big 20x20 antimatter engine, and put a telebeacon in the middle, build a bar inside it, and people have to use a public teleporter or hand tele to get into the bar.

Or set up a full-featured 'meadbay' with cryo units that are spacecooled and filled with booze, IV drips with bottles of whiskey attached, etc.

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>>146310214
>>146309615
Something wrong with Pokemon?
Should I post some qt Dream Traveler instead?

>>146314845
>>146315032
>>146315170
>>146315170
>>146315545

Broken english in common is the best trait that Vox have, and it's afaik something every Vox does even without being told to.

Speaking like a retard in the Vox language makes you a fucking retard though and I hope you die.

>>146315545
You're blind then, people often go "ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING JUST PLAY A HUMAN THEN GAS HIM"

>>146315459
I came up with the name in like two seconds I was like... Shit, I want a cool-ish name for my plasmaman, something fire-related... FLARE. I considered carrying on my german-name gimmick but Feuer looks too much like Fuhrer and plasma doesn't translate so.
>>146315747
I've done that before a few times. When I've played my mechanic character, her name completely slips by me right now I think it starts with V. Complete with advanced scanners, sleepers and even a mancrowave. It was really fun to do, but it takes so much time. I also built a full-medbay on the Tomb of Rafid away mission, only for it to get called short and the badmins to nuke the entire thing.

>>146315749
please stop falseflagging pretending to be anti-ERP when you're obviously a horny child

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>>146316035
There's something else it reminds me of.

>>146316035
VOGEL
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>collecting pictures of birds in my SS13 folder
anyone else does this?

>>146316061
That ain't me, the guy who posted the pokemon pic. I don't even play pokemmon, shit rpg you bloody boyo.

>>146316541
Nevill plz.

>>146305792
Cthulhu and steampunk just feel like they suck the dignity out of anything they're associated with. I had a concept for a captain murphy themed cult that'd borrow more from actual cults than shitty fantasy novels but I don't think anyone would be interested at this point.

>>146311335
I would rather spend time with my gf

>>146316738
oh the night that patty murphy died is a night I'll never forget

>>146316738
>memes

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>>146316283
Get the fuck out of here you dutch scum.

>>146316283
Sofie Vogel, Julia Brandt, Stefanie Schulz, Cynthia something? fuck I've forgotten the rest. I have all my character slots filled, Sakuchi the Vox and Yvonne Fassbinder the grey. I don't play a lot of them much however, Yvonne was fun for a while but only so much Chef-ing I could do.

>>146316738
What about Firefly themed space cowboy banditos?

>>146314148
The xenos are op meme is just a meme

I've been playing a good bit of cm the past 3 days and I've participated in 3 marine victories
You're just shit

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>>146310481
zuhayr does it again

>>146317169
literally who

>>146317121
>40 vs. 40 fights
>one person is the reason an entire team loses
Good meme, have you tried making a career in MOBA threads?

>>146316984
I used to know all of your characters.

You also had Sabrina Baur I believe

>guy banned for "Joined, uploaded antimov, left."
>check the log
>he just keeps spouting "ALEX IS A NIGGER" and orders the AI to spout it
>uploads antimov and then puts Leon Fisher as the only human while still saying that Alex is a nigger
>disconnects

I wonder if Leon's player is named Alex and if he is a nigger.

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>>146316847
>cthulhu
>not memes

>>146317609
Ah, yes I think I scrapped her. But she was the inspiration behind the S.A.B.R.I.N.A pAI name, and why I call myself Sabrina the Teenage Bitch when I play wizard.

>>146314317
>couldn't stay in the bar because I had to go on the lam
feels bad

>>146315747

Rounds last waaaay too short to do that. I tried this on extended once and only got 2 tubes up. I even asked the virologist to make me a glasgow virus vial for anyone who wanted to REALLY party.

Any coderbros want to help me on how to put my shit on the githtub?
I finished my sprites and put it on masks.dmi and mask.dmi, what now?

>>146317385
In those fights, around 15-20 marines are super unrobust and cannot kill a single xeno. The remaining 20 have to man up and fight even harder to kill that which their brothers could not.
Not to mention late game once you get hit once you're almost guaranteed dead or captured, where t3 xenos soak up bullets from 5 marines easy since shitters already died with all the ap mags

Ban Sue Bowchief again when?

>>146317939
Ask in the IRC.
@rizon #vgstation

>>146317898
You can do anything if you speedrun it anon.

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>>146316491
Who doesn't?

>>146318014
Be nice to Sue

She's trans-Hippie, and will take some time to adjust to /vg/station culture.

>>146318014
They're fun
>Tfw luchador fighting them in the fitness ring followed by shitting around I the bar

>>146317939
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Git_CLI

>>146317719
>buh it got popular now its shit >:|

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>want to find out what people think of your static but don't want people to know who you are

>>146318498
no it was always trash written by some faggy shut in who didn't like seafood

>>146319138
I'm Geoff how badly do people hate/not know me?

>>146319327
Geoff who

>>146319386
Random last name

>>146319214
Don't forget he didn't like the irish either.

Probably why there's always one person so vocal about hating it celt

>>146319452
No idea who you are

>>146317058
SPURDO RACE WHEN

>>146319714
Good

>>146318198
Only ss13 patricians collect bird pix

>>146318014
Hopefully soon, literally everything they do is shitter tier

>>146319138
I'm Naomi Williams

How bad/not bad am I?

>>146319998
What about
LEWD
VOX
has anyone actually erpd with a bird yet?

>>146318205
Is that why he came back? He got banned on hippie?

>>146320145
I've seen you around and you seem alright

I can't understand why people play on hippie, from what I understand it's low-rp with baystation-tier walk speed?

That makes no sense

>>146320145
You can sometimes be a bitch in sec.

>>146320145
I like you we need to play more though

>>146320148
ss13 lewd is just haraam
>>146320192
whoever unbanned sue should be taken into space and mass driven.

>>146320148
One time rail held my hand

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>>146320145
Not bad but you need better friends

>>146319214
>n-no it was never interesting to me!!

>>146320148
Apparently vorestation had vox once.
But they weren't furry enough and now they are gone.

>>146320361
I'm jealous

>>146319138
i'm sandy what should i improve on

>>146320448
T-they're not my friends

>>146320668
your name

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>>146319138
>tfw people mention you and you didn't have to shill yourself a single time
Took a really long time of playing the same static, though.

>>146320668
Being less shit

>>146320361
One time I was Rail's pet xeno.

>>146320802
>sub
Lol, did your collar have a bell on it too?

I'm Cynthia what do I need to improve?

I'm Slate Slabrock what do I need to improve

I'm Morena what do I need to improve?

>>146320898
I sometimes look at collars online even though I'm alone

>>146320450
actual existential literature is more compelling

I'm dad

>>146320952
Quit hotwiring megawatt engines into the goddamn grid.

I'm Trinity and I don't give a fuck about any of you :^)
>insert dumb anime here

>>146321061
wew lad that's weird

>>146320709
is my vox name okay?

>>146320668
You're beyond saving, you came into the game with the waifu mindset
The only answer is sudoku

>>146320145
you're honestly terrible

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>>146320668
Be less of an idiot.

Anyone the guy that always has salt and bear in his names?

>>146321061
Im thinking of getting my gf a nice set of lace underwear that have a small bell on both the front connector of the bra and one on the panties front waistband

>>146321330
>salt and bear
Do you mean Saltporker?

>>146320334
pomf can you please tell the baybies that they need to fuck off back to bay already? Theyre a fucking cancer on the server and get in the way of how the game should actually be played with their stupid fucking RP bullshit

>>146321202
i came into the game with the fun mindset
i had no idea how the community was and just decided to try it out because it looked fun
>>146321271
no one told me how to do it and i didn't see an egg

>>146321330
anyone recognizes*

Tell me what you think of Harvey Zadovsky, my friends

>>146321491
Is it true you're friends, in real life, with Sawbones?

>>146321491
The egg was literally on the table in the corner where the slime fridge is. The one on the same side of the room as the light the ghosts kept flickering.

>>146321214
How so, how might I improve?
Is it my aim again

>>146321547
i highly doubt it
>>146321571
oops

>>146321372
That sounds pretty cute. If she's into that, you should.

>>146321445
Samuel Parker?

>>146321661
Samael Pulitzer?

Who's you're waifu??????

>>146322247
Sasha

>>146322247
I think having a close encounter during one of those really slow deadpop nights with caleigh stahl would be nice

>>146322247
I can't fucking decide. None of them really stand out to me

>>146321061
You're not me.
>>146320898
>implying that xeno pets get ordered around

>>146322247
I am my own waifu.

>>146321090
>t. someone who reads game of thrones

>>146319138
I'm Joey Bonzo and I have a feeling everybody hates me

>>146323196
>reading fantasy novels

>>146322247
My revolver.

>>146323226
I have a feeling you're right.

>>146317746
you mean Sabrina the teenage bi

Any statics you miss?

Maybe if you say their name, they'll come back.

>>146323664
that was Sabrina the Adolescent Bi, her slightly older sister. God. Get it right, my lore is important.

>>146321543
Annoying shitter

Anybody else been having trouble with lag recently? I've been sitting fine at like 60ms but now it goes up to 100+

It really makes it unplayable

>>146324056
>60ms

LOL

>>146324181
60 as a high

>>146324056
Euro go home this is a US space station and you will never be as robust as us

>>146323821
Slate Slabrock, he taught me what it takes to be a sec officer, and taught me patriotism

>>146324313
Sorry bud, but I'm in the US

>>146324425
Lmao, sub 30 ping or gtfo

>>146324498
I'm euro and I get 30 lmao

>>146323226
I don't hate you Joey, I just think biting your tongue off during D&D is pretty bad manners.

>>146320668
IC in IC more, love your borers like your children

>>146319138

Ariel Mychelin here, i like to party

>>146324498
lmao this is what I get for trying to ask questions lmao

waifu waifu wafiu sawbones sux fuk yahir dykes dykes dykes ERP discord metaclub ban wich waifu wud u fug??? ERP ERP ERP

>>146324056
>but now it goes up to 100+

Try being Australian and having it at 180-ish all of the time.

>>146320334
>whoever unbanned sue should be taken into space and mass driven.
Nuke did.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2587

>>146324873
>that shitty English

>>146320668
I don't understand why you do Xenobotany, when harvesting 2 15 yield no fruits generally gives you more than what you would find doing Xenobio.

>>146323226

You're alright

>>146324873
So what do people have against Sue?

>>146325224
Old boogeyman
Newfags think they'll fit in if they post about how dreadful they aren't and they're doing fine again although this place has gotten worse

>>146325224
super shitter

>>146325224
Have you ever played with them? They'll start fighting you for literally no reason

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>>146325207
good enough for me

>>146325390
I've played a few rounds with them and they seemed alright

>>146324801
Jokes on you dude I hate waifu niggers with a passion
Not my fault you're just shit outta luck lol

>>146323226
FUCK
LOG

If I iconed a gun, what are the chances it would make it into the game?

How could I start? Where do I get templates so the sizes aren't fucked up?

>>146325390
That's a bad thing? If they're antag they'll have weapons, I thin you're just a bit sour you got bullied on the internet mate
She'll respect you if you fight back without chimping out and going for the kill like a jade autist, it's all in good fun

>>146326129
Hi sue

Polaris sucks, TG sucks, vg sucks, it sounds like we need a new server. Who's up for hosting a new and better one? Hopefully with coders that want to do something for the server rather than slacking off being couch potatoes.

>>146326390
Why are you asking that here? Everyone is contempt here, and you're not gonna find any coders who will jump ship.

>>146326390
Yeah sure.
You go ahead and do that.

>>146326231
No, sue never posts. I'm ishex literal-who-vomoix

>>146320145
Alright detective, I'd rather work with you than Zalika.
Also a QT

>>146326667
Who are you?

>>146326718
Sandy sand

>>146326457
>Everyone is contempt here
That's a given.
But are they all content here?

serbia?

>>146326667
I'll never tell.
Normally the warden

help

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WHO KILL SERB

>>146326560
>literal who

you can't hide from your past italus
you will forever be known as italus 'come to vore with me qt waifu' hark, even if you change your character to a filthy elf-looking man

>>146326129
Hi sue

ded
e
d

Rip serb

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>>146325947
High chance, considering it'd just be another picture or few if you add some on-sprite like the gatling gun

Sprite size is 32x32 generally, here's some of the xenoarch gun sprites if you want something to look at, these'd be the sprites for when it's on the floor.

No
NO
IT CAN'T BE TRUE
I WANTED TO REACH CENTCOMM WITH MY OVER 10 IDs
WHY

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>bhangmeter shows "Temporal displacement of tachyons"
>still no intrinistic field generator
For what purpose?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ban that captain

It's alright, Kaylie. We may not have got end of round greentext but you'll always have end of round greentext to me.

It's ded, and i just wrangled a MoMMI

>antag clearly desperate last minute struggle for greentext
>server shuts down
get shit on nerd

>>146326960
for this
>>146326718

I BET THE VOX DID THIS

GAS THE VOX RACE WAR NOW

>>146325224
she ate the plasma on medbay's chemistry counter, so she's fucking shit in my perspective

>>146327120
Swear it wasnt us we dindu nuffin

>>146327027
What file format? .png?
Also how do I sprite it when it's in hand?

>>146327073
I wouldn't get it
Didn't have the pinpointer
But I had like half the crew's worth of IDs

And now sleep time
G'bye ~!

>>146327194
Goodnight!

>>146327156
I hope you cut off his fucking legs.

What a great time to try getting into this game everyone seems to lo-

Oh.

>you will never have lesbian sex with kaylie morgan

>>146327190
check githtub, search for them
searching weapons should let you find the weapon sprites so you can base it

>>146327156
>ate the plasma

why was your plasma in edible form, retard

>>146327156
>leaving plasma on the counter
>in an edible form

Why?

explosive engine when?
you insert bombs inside of it's core and the engine absorb the blast generating power on temporal displacement of tachyons

>>146327052

"Temporal displacement of tachyons" is technobabble for latency caused by an explosion, which was important for when your average Toxins bombs caused a multiple seconds hang

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>>146327073
kill urself Little Bro

>>146326976
It was fun while it lasted, and honestly I'm slowly fading from memory and moving on with my life
You should too, even italus is married with kids now

What if there was a gun that worked opposite as the shotgun worked?
Like, shit damage at low-medium range but better damage at, say 10-12 tiles from where its fired, low ammo, kind of like a sniper rifle
I think it would add atleast a little to the combat, wouldn't be too hard to balance i think
Maybe im playing too much xcom

>>146327348
wyci/get people to agree with your dumbass idea

>>146327348
Depends
Can I make the caluclation of the bomb lag the server every time it's used like all of our best features?

>>146327336
>>146327335
she had the eating mutation
the plasma was in a 20u bottle

>>146327336

Not that guy but I didn't even know you could eat plasma

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>roll ling as BOTANIST
>as a VOX
>before getting a death nettle and start killing i bomb a random place because it'll be boring if i didn't
>set up another bomb before using the nettle
>put two people in crit while escaping a third guy
>second haul breach helped me escape
>mfw get to escape alive
>>146327085
i was actually hoping the shuttle would get recalled

>>146327358
Oh.
I thought it was gibberish that watchmen invented, so i thought it was a reference. Excuse my retardation.
Speaking of which, what happened to the rorschach mask? Any progress?

>>146327420
>you should too

i don't think i am who you think i am, and even if i am who you think i am, im trying to stay in the background

>>146327367
Sorry lad but that would violate Law 3 and I can't verify whether or not you're a human. Post a time-stamped pic as evidence and I will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
rest now

>>146327504
wreckt
Genetics number one
Your pills can't match our powers

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>>146327190
BYOND uses .dmi for images, but you can just put em in .png with a transparent background and we can just copy paste em over.

in-hand you'd have to model it around the body sprite that's usually used. As it's an overlay, you'd have to take away the pixels that would be 'behind' or otherwise obscured by the player sprite

If you're confident in your sprites, jump on over to github, make an issue, and drop your sprites and idea for their use in an issue and a coder'll probably pick it up, or drop it in the thread like I used to do and a coder'll do the rest of the magic

>>146327367
Fuck off, lil bro is my bro and he's the cutest so ever

>>146327647
Will try.

>>146327592

It's possible it's a direct reference, but since this game was built as a kind of sci-fi universe making up a lot of technobabble was likely part of the course

Also you'll have to find the person who is coding it. Otherwise the answer is "when you code it"

>>146325947
SPRITE PISTOLS
AND pistol/shotgun/rifle VARIANTS TO DIFFERENT TYPES OF WEAPONS
PLEASE I WILL SUCK YOUR ICK OCK

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>>146323226
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

JOEEEEEEEEEEEY
BONZOOOOOOOOOO!

you're a cool guy joey t. don
Where the fuck did he go?!

>>146327594
I'm not thinking bout it honestly, unless you're Talsi/spergay. They're the only person who tries to pull some guilt trip gimmick when I get mentioned.
Even then, you shouldn't dwell on someone else's past. It's unhealthy

>>146327465
>better damage at, say 10-12 tiles from where its fired
But you can normally only see 7 tiles
Yeah, that can be increased, but then you just have a worse version of the Hecate

>>146328038
Yeah, it was pretty much a callout post for that one anon coding it a few threads before.

Do you always need to alert an admin if you need to leave the round early, or only if you're someone important like a department head?

>>146328317
Department head, antag, or AI