Riverperson edition.
Previous timeline: >>146204820
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
xth for flowey
fresh gote for fresh thread
riverperson divorced gaster and took the kids
Drowsy
nice
I wanna date this lovely lady
one for omega
who the hell keeps making River Person threads? So weird
>>146235263
Nice!
>>146235093
Xth for Riverperson.
>>146235231
this is quite good. you've come far frick, nice work.
though, i think it would look better without the blue lines, or at least fill them in.
>>146235232
It's the other way around IDIOT
>>146235425
gaster kidnappd them away from their mommy.
>>146235382
More Riverperson?
Since when were you the one in charge?
>>146212429
Last one for now
>>146235470
Riverperson's just salty that he took the kids away from that deadbeat
>>146235412
this was the other bg i tried that im thinking of posting on tumbly instead
http://i.imgur.com/7vwLN5c.png
>>146235601
beautiful
>>146235601
>how gaster was disintegrated across time and space - the musical
>>146235629
that one is better imo
>>146235507
That'd be nice.
>>146235607
gaster is a bad father. he got erased from existance and left two kids without parents.
>>146235601
you make even "death" look cute.
>>146235791
Yeah and Riverperson didn't bother taking them back so they're also a bad parent
>>146235629
>>146235753
This desu
tra la la
>>146235905
>>146235760
Tra la la.
>>146235601
"These guard rails are uselessssssss... *Sizzle*"
>>146235265
Me too, anon.I really like how this guy draws the characters.
Void~
>>146235668
Talk about a awkward yet perfect family.I'm curious if anybody has written a fic about that.
>>146235791
if gaster is dadster and he got erased from existence
wouldn't it erase his kids too
or something
>>146235996
>That Undyne
Ohhh yessss.
>>146235601
Whoa, Gaster has a HUGE butt
Is Gerson the cutest Undertale character?
>>146236089
Nah man
>>146235996
>all the characters shocked to look at the book
>alphys blushing
is it hentai? snail hentai? undyne seems to be into it.
i love this goat!
>>146235976
>>146236184
>>146236089
the world continues on. everything about gaster has just stopped though, because now he doesn't exist and can't influence the world anymore.
>>146236152
but if he's erased from existence, that means he never existed at all
and if he never existed, how did he have kids
wait, how does the core exist if he never existed
Is "cookanon" our first major fucko? The only one I can think of before this was croc and he was just a shitty writefag who never stopped arguing.
>>146236325
Maybe he still exists and thinks he doesn't exist. Maybe we CAN save him!
>>146236165
Look at the cute cook blooky on the cover, it's a snail cook book.
Undyne thinks that shit looks delish, Sans and Pap are fucking horrified, Mettaton is on the edge of his seat jotting down the recipe on Frisk's head, Alphys thinks Toriel looks super cute. Frisk is -_-
>>146236356
cookanon is a grill and I haven't seen her post in a while.
>>146236089
>if gaster is dadster and he got erased from existence
>wouldn't it erase his kids too
No you're thinking about this like a grandfather paradox.
It's more just "no one remembers him and he doesn't exist anymore", everything he did wasn't retconned
>>146236443
I'm aware
ITT: faggotry
>>146236375
maybe he's in universal timeout.
Which Undertale'sfeetdo you want toruband why?
>>146236375
I guess he still exists in the void, true. So just the knowledge of his existence was erased, maybe, but his achievements and previous accomplishments in the timeline are still there?
What happens if he starts fading away in the void and truly stops existing, will that erase what he created and completely fuck up the timeline?
>>146236471
Every thread: Faggotry
>>146236612
Anon's
>>146236184
Uh, I don't know what happened, but all I know is that's not a goat anymore.
>>146236612
stop
>>146236612
Stop trying to get that one anon to talk about Chara's feet's for the 12th time this week
>>146236612
Toriel's, after a long sweaty day,with my face.
>>146236612
Sense the goots have actually furry feet and not hooves probably one of them, it'd be the most comfy like puppy paw pads.
>>146235327
aw, thanks anon
>>146236089
no, he just isn't able to do anything now because he stopped existing
but the things he did in the past still persist
>>146236443
>>146236462
wasn't she banned or something?
>>146236281
JOHN FREEMAN
WHO WAS GORDON FREEMAN'S BROTHER
>>146236661
dont worry famm i can fix it
>>146236815
No way really? I remember her saying she was blocked for a few minutes and then came back. This would make sense because she hasn't posted in a while.
Man that kinda sucks.
>>146236815
apparently
I didn't know they were anything more cancerous than a "random" person talking about their shit fetish
My favorite fancomic just ended, and it was very nice, but I'm sad that it's over.
>>146236443
>>146236462
>>146236815
Cookanon got banned and her ban expires tomorrow, she apparently got banned from irc for posting some strange stuff.
what the fuck does milka mean
>>146236870
Whoa, thanks! It's back to being cute.
>>146236756
I'm gonna write about Chara's feet just to spite you anon.
>>146236917
What one.
Of the 3 I liked, 1 ended, 1 is probably still ongoing but the author went batshit crazy, and the other died and I think the author stopped drawing.
>>146236627
>What happens if he starts fading away in the void and truly stops existing, will that erase what he created and completely fuck up the timeline?
Oh fuck, that's plausible. Toby you hack, SAVE GASTER WHEN
>>146237032
dude no, that one faggot will never stop then
Now you fucked up.
Happened a few months ago while I was offline:
> went to shit convention as myself.
> didn't have time or resources to make cosplay this year.
> find out about an Undertale panel and decide to go to it. I know it'll be cringe but maybe I'll meet cool people.
> spot long-ass line for the panel, sit down next to some people who look my age.
> "Anticipation" plays.
> I almost say "Hey guys you like Undertale too?", but that'd be dumb.
> think about what it would be like to talk to them, even for a relatively short time.
> fantasize about having friends.
> look back at group, they're all in cosplay and seem to be having fun.
> tfw not wearing cosplay to break the ice.
> can't make myself approach them.
> I know I'm a fag, not being able to do something simple like talk to strangers, so I pull out my GBA instead.
> play Tetris for 5 minutes.
> realization that I can't even socialize among degenerates.
> I'm okay.jpg.
>>146236981
Milka's a brand of candy, I'm pretty sure. It's chocolate.
>>146237103
Too bad. I love Chara and some feet things I like.
>>146237032
lucidstuck is p good imo
>>146237156
ur a commie
>>146237203
>tfw no degenerate Chara foot art aside from maybe this one
feels bad man
>>146236981
It's a brand of chocolate.
>>146237032
The Skeleton Brothers by SansyBones. I'm not sure /utg/ would like it since it features alcoholic Sans and asshole scientist Gaster.
>>146236870
>>146237004
Oh no! It looks like he transformedinto a better character!
>>146237167
yeah but i keep seeing it in the context of fanfics
>>146237253
That's Frisk, I'm pretty sure.
>>146237263
I think I saw that one once, Gaster "experiments" on sans and papyrus and other dumb shit happens?
>>146237301
>It looks like he transformed into a better character!
They're the same characcter, smart guy.
>>146237301
don't worry anon i love them both
>>146237263
ah that finished? sad. I haven't finished it so i'm gonna go do that.
>>146236924
That's...surprising. I know she had that one thing for thicc but people having fetishes is normal...ish?
Hopefully when she comes back tomorrow she wont get banned again.
>>146237324
It's the name of a writefag. Milka anon.
He posted pictures of milka chocolate, for whatever reason.
Cookanon, if you see this [email protected]
Chara
is
cute
I want to get into Mother/Earthbound after beating Undertale and LISA, should I just go chronologically or is there a better order?
>>146237448
ooooohhhhhhh
ty bb
>>146237428
Blogging for hours on end about how she's going to fatten up people is more obnoxious than normal.
The lewdposters usually at least wait until the thread is past bump limit
>>146237506
I
agree
>>146237331
i mean i'll take degenerate frisk's feet as well but there doesn't seem to be any art of them either
>>146237428
I hope she doesn't get banned again too. She may post some weird stuff, but she just wants to cook for anons and admire their thiccness.
>>146237506
>>146237523
I'd go chrono. You'll appreciate it better that way.
>>146237523
Chronologically is best. It's especially hard for most people to go from Earthbound to Mother 1.The first one's my favorite though.
>>146237523
chronological is good
>>146237331
It's been a while since I read the prologue, the short of it is that Gaster creates Sans first, Sans fucks off because Gaster is a murderous prick, Gaster creates Papyrus, Papyrus fucks off because Gaster thinks he's a clumsy failure, the two meet because Papyrus read about Sans in Gaster's notes and considers him family, Sans thinks he's there to spy on him for Gasters sake and doesn't trust him, yadda yadda, they bond and get to know each other.
>>146237428
having fetishes is normal
but it looks like she went way too far on it
>>146237523
Don't bother with Mother 1
Play earthbound than mother 3.
You can play mother 1 later if you want
>>146237591
I'm not very versed in foot fetishism, I usually just think it's submission and such
>>146237558
Ok you're right, fine.
Maybe when she comes back she'll change a bit.
>>146237613
So do I.
>>146237582
>>146237621I'm not gonna pretend Chara is a good character, but they still my favorite.
>>146237428
nothing she posted had any relation to undertale
even the fetish posters typically include the characters
>>146237702
mother 1 is actually p good if you don't mind random encounters
>>146237401
Not that anon but they literally aren't you retard, they're the same person though.
>>146237613
Who gives a fuck. It's horrendously off topic.
>>146237797
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/676700
Quick! Post your favorite Undertale reaction image!
Would you let your favourite swallow you whole if they asked nicely and promised to let you out and not digest you?
>people don't want cookanon to stay away
why
they're like a 2nd goatmom but even worse
>>146237992
>Uddertale
well I'm out
>>146237992
>toriel is logging her poop cycle with aggressively accurate vocabulary.
yeah.
>>146237797
I agree again! Great minds think alike, anon.
>>146238091
Oh no! Your favourite undertale has been watching you, and they're very concerned that you aren't eating well enough, so they went and made you a lovely meal, all by themself!
You trust them, and go to take a bite, even though you're not too sure about their actual skill in the kitchen. As soon as it passes your lips though, your eyes shoot open! It's amazing! Maybe even the best thing you've ever tasted.
But as you're about to take a second bite, reveals something they were a bit worried about:
If female, theytell you that they used their own milk in it
If male, theysay they jizzed in it to help out with your severe lack of protein
If MUSICAL, theyshredded some sheet music and put that into the food processor
How do you react?
>>146238091
I love this picture so much
>>146238091
A classic
>>146238091
>>146238194
Why are you guys so cool?
>>146238267
>Chara
????
>>146238267
>Chara feeding me their body fluids
Well obviously I'm in heaven.
>>146238267
Lizards don't have breasts to milk, anon.
You should have thought this out better.
>>146237406
>Happy Flowey
I like this a lot
>>146238404
Always good.
>>146238091
I can't find it, but it's a crop of a Christmas picture where Papyrus is blurred and running as fast as he fucking can as a reindeer
I also like this particular Sans
>>146238441
Magic, anon
Magic~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeNF12NbWXM
>alphysfags
>>146238091
>>146238417
No anon, you're so cool!
>>146238267
>asriels jizz
Hello there my dream
>>146238091
this one is brilliant
>>146238091BLUH!!
>>146238091
>>146238743
best thing to come out of underfell
>>146238267
>Undyne
Well this is hella weird but I'm honestly just glad I'm not dead from eating her cooking.
>>146238267
I'd quickly scarf down the rest
>>146238709
I bet it tastes like Hopes and Dreams~
>>146236089
You're thinking about timelines wrong.
It's not like the timelines where Gaster existed suddenly lost all of his influence. There are records of him as the previous Royal Scientist, Sans wields his inventions, his notes can even be found.
All timelines run in parallel, even as they branch from each other. What branch you end up on depends on your actions... But instead of following the branching paths, instead of staying parallel, Gaster is a skewed line driven sideways, cutting across many timelines, able to stay in none of them. Until the point of his dissolution, he experienced time and space like anyone else. Now, he fades through both, like a disturbed ghost drifting across the timelines.
>>146238091
>>146238591
That's a quokka you bastard.I only know what this is due to Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, you guys should play it
>>146238091
>>146239018
I'm 99% sure it's just a rat
>>146238091
You know what drawfag I miss this most?
This guy.
>>146238653
Chara's so cool!
Can you guys help me find a good Undyne phone wallpaper? Pretty please?
>>146239106
I was being cheeky and just wanted to mention quokkas.>>146238591 is actually a hamster though
>>146239057
I want to be hugged and taken care of just like that
>>146239262
that's a fucking porcupine
>>146239262
No dude it's a rat trust me.
>>146235318
I like it. I'm tired of seeing goat threads
>>146239116
i miss him too. he came back after a while but missing since then.
He drew this too. He was cool.
>>146239220
This is the one I'm using right now.
>>146239220
Completely Undyne related!
>>146239220
How about this?
>>146239220
Get tired of your old one from a month or two ago?
>>146239415
WHAT KNOCKOFF BOOTLEG RECTANGLE IS THIS?!?!?
>>146239220
I think my phone background is Undyne...right? They've both got red, that's good enough.
>>146239126
The bestest!
Here's a question: do you have any Undertale phone wallpaper-sized images that are subtle? I hate overtly-fan-related pictures, but I like to have understated, lowkey fan images on my phone and lock screen, if I can find any.
>>146239682
NO YOU DIDN'T
>>146239393
Not him but I'm unironically making this my wallpaper now, thanks dude.
Here's my desktop wallpaper for any other fishlovers.
>>146239696
Something like this?I might actually make it my lock screen.
>>146239696
No.
My ringtone/text tone folder has a few undertale things though, if you'd like an upload.
>>146239849
Not that anon but I'd love that.
>>146239696
I personally use this one
>>146239849
>>146239927
Me too, please do!
>>146239696
ive been using this and gaster is pretty unknown so
>>146239996
I don't know why but that looks pretty lewd to me.
>>146239996
that's kinda lewd though
>>146239821
Yes, thats excellent, thank you!
>>146239964
I love it, thanks so much. Great taste.
>>146239996
That's subtle, too; really nice.
>>146239849
I'd appreciate a share if you'd be so kind.
>>146239695
That's a good Chara.
>>146240048
>>146240050
wha? not even, just some bare chest
>>146239986
>>146239927
>>146240075
Will do. Keep in mind that it'll take a bit since I don't feel like separating the Undertale shit from everything else.
>>146240101
All Chara is good Chara, in my opinion.
I mean there are some bad ones but someone out there must like it.
>>146240218
True. I just also really like Royal Chara when they come up.
>>146240194
Do you have a text message tone? My ringtone is the good part of bonetrousle.
>>146240218
is this good?
>>146240218
Even this Chara?
>>146240178
I'd be in a ton of trouble if I had a half naked man as my background and someone at my workplace saw it.
>>146235601
damn
>>146239804
No problem anon. That's a pretty good wallpaper too.
>>146240218
>>146240352
NO
BAD
>>146240218
you're just saying you have zero standards, that's not a good thing mate
>>146240194
I think it's because it's party the focus of the image.
>>146240405
As your phone? That's not even sexual in the slightest.
>>146240352
>>146240487
>neck down
Why
>that the better of multiple versions
How
>>146240487
>the better version
>>146240405
your boss/coworker seems pretty uptight, there's not even any nipples
>>146240650
You don't want to see the original
>>146240352
>>146240667
>transparency
>'not even any nipples' right over Asriel's chest
fucking kek
>>146240291
She'd be thecutestruler of the Underground!
>>146240352
That's very good, yes
>>146240382
Good Chara, bad Asriel.
>>146240487
Ok I don't know how to feel about this one.
>>146240793Do
>>146240737
Post it.
>>146240737
>>146240880
>she
i feel betrayed
>>146241057
I think you and me went through this exact problem on here before...
>>146240930
>>146240998It gets worse.That's a Soriel kid.
>>146241132
Don't think that was me. The charafags I've conversed with usually use they or switch between pronouns all the time. Mighta been someone else.
>>146241209
Post it.
>>146241379
I don't think they drew anything else about that kid
yum
>>146241209
>goat + skeleton = life???
>>146240605
>>146240653
I work with kids in an incredibly conservative leaning area, we have to double check the Barbie and Ken dolls to make sure they're still fully clothed every day
shit this ain't undertale, sorry, have a gaster
>>146241489
>a series of weird thoughts led to this including “boss monsters can probably only make one baby per couple due to the whole magic transfer thing”, “but skeleton monsters can’t reproduce normally anyway so?? screw the rules? hocus pocus here’s a magic baby popping out of thin air or whatever just 4 u, Tori n Sans”They're actually a fairly decent writer and an ok artist. It's just sometimes that pops out too
>>146241573
Fuck your personal space.
Come here, goat.
>>146241573
>>146241329
Oh. I remember an anon hating me because I called Chara she. Oh well, to each their own. I hope we can still post Chara together without worry.
>>146241573
IYeah I'd cuddle a goat and smooch a Chara.
>>146241209
I don't ever want to see this again.
>>146241489
it's a gaster blaster with ears
>>146241647
>Oh. I remember an anon hating me because I called Chara she.
That could possibly be me, but it could also be a lot of other people because I know a lot of charafags are strict about them being non-gendered in pronoun usage.
>>146241408
I think they do...
I'll check
>>146241623
im going to love that goat whether he wants me to or not
>>146241725
A Gaster Blaster, you say?
>>146241647
Aw, it's not worth hatin' over.
>>146239927
>>146239986
>>146240075
>>146240324
So I uploaded it, but now I'm just laughing at how mediafire censored the filename.
https://www.mediafire.com/?4zhj4puhejd4c4e
>>146241846
Please take your rat outside of the thread lest I call the exterminator.
>>146241758
Oh, you're right.Trigger warning: This is some serious ass bullshitThe other 3 are Papyton kids.
>>146241645
>>146238091
>>146241980
Okay, I'm the post it guy and I wish that you did not post this.
>>146241538
wow that must be rough, appreciate you working with kids so i dont have to though, definitely a tough job
>>146241573
>You will never snuggle up to someone like that
>You will never feel safe and warm with them
>>146241912
Thank you!
Have a fit fish.
>>146242050
Hey bro I gave you TWO warnings
>Mfw the meme I helped start took place last thread without me even being present
>>146242064
>some people get turned on by this
>>146241980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0YDJprJpvc
>>146242081
it hurts anon
i just want a cute goatbro to hug and protect
>>146242190
Alphys probably would be unironically
She's fucked up
>>146241980
GEORGE IS GETTIN ANGRY
>>146241847
That's a really nice Chara wow
>>146236065
IS THIS LOSS
>>146241980
Now this is some serious-ass triggering. What is wrong with these people?
>>146242287
>tfw no frisk gf/bf
>>146242190
Some people draw that for others to get turned on by it.
>>146242508
Classic
>>146242287
That sounds nice, but I'd rather be hugged and protected
>>146241980
frick has a skelegoat sona now?
>tfw you will never melt away into mush within a goat's warm and soft stomach
how do you cope, /utg/?
Out of all the characters to project this fetish on, it had to be him.
http://safetytrance.tumblr.com/image/146289637250
>>146242585
>you will never lock up this anon in your basement for days and neglect him
feels bad desu
I'm too sleepy to watch you guys argue over vore and memes.
Goodnight /utg/.
>>146242872
>The most popular character in the game
>The most popular secondary-attracting character in the game
Gee, who could have wondered
What fetish even is this
>>146242856
By not having terrible fetishes :^)
>>146242916
I WANNA FUCK A FISH
MMMMMMM
>>146242853
but its right there
>>146242981
Please do
>>146242916
Goodnight, anon.
>>146241980
Well i found the artist...
WAKE ME UP
>>146243114
You could have just asked if you wanted
>>146243089
I'm such a slut. One night I wanna fuck a robot, the next night I want to fuck a fish. Do I have a problem?
>>146242981
Sounds like somebody wants to pound some tuna.
>>146243114
>>146243201
Who is it?
>>146242872
There's just... so many problems with that picture.
Where do you even begin?
>>146241980
Do they have any taste?
Like, at all?
>>146242972
it's.. futa? i guess? dickgirl but without the girl part and just the boob part?
>>146243289
http://thesketcherlass.tumblr.com/tagged/undertale-fanart
Have fun
>>146242914
Anon please no this is the exact opposite of what I need
>>146243289
thesketcherlass iirc
>>146243306
some, this shit is actually very infrequent
they also don't draw that often.
they're a much better writer than they are an artist, and they aren't even that stellar of a writer
>>146243368
You're really surprised about futa?
about sans futa?
>>146243263
Please anon?I want too so baaaad
>>146243275
Yes, 100% this.
The lazy hot dog salesman is dead, isn't he?
Original Content? I dunno, my friend wants me to post.
>Because Frisk can be whoever you want them to be.
>>146243436
>I want too so baaaad
What smells?
>>146243380
Ever hear of the Asriel-non program? You'd love it.
>>146243380
its okay, i'll give you a hug and a kiss before i leave you down there
>>146243428
no i just don't know what to classify it as. i can't say dickgirl, since sans isn't a girl, and people just really like adding tits of a skeleton for some reason.
>>146243502
Frisk the Barbarian
What tunes are you listening to /utg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzs9WSyZKTg
frick bleating on vocaroo when
>>146243438
he's alive in my heart. i wont ever stop lovin lazy pun skel. even after seeing that abomination posted above.
>>146243580
You can classify it as garbage.
>>146243580
It's futa.
It's got a dick and boobs.
This is easy.
I thought there was something else supposed to be going on
Which characters would you thicc
>>146243639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
>>146243502
Looks good anon, thanks.
>>146243546
Put that shit back where you found it.
>>146243679
shopkeeper bunny
>>146243574
please don't leave me
>>146243546
please no
>>146243639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
>>146243672
I thought futa had girly parts too. Doesn't matter either way though since the inclusion of a dick means they're a dude.
>>146243546
Not this again.
>>146243789
dont worry, i'd be right upstairs and would visit occasionally to play with you
>>146243931
Futa technically means vag+dick but people usually just use it to mean dick+boobs
>>146243885
top tier taste. what did you think of frankie sinatra?
>>146243775
I have a few more. They're crossover though, Lisa the Painful Crossover Stuff. Is that okay for this thread?
>>146243931
i mean, it's better than most pictures i've seen of sans with ectotits, and that's not saying muchi dunno how i got subjected into this crap
>>146243775
>>146243789
>>146243952
Everyone's so apposed to it now but when it was first conceived some anons liked it...
Heading to bed now, goodnight /utg/, I love you!
>>146244007
Please don't lewd MKid.
>>146244091
Crossover? Yeah, as long as there's something Undertale in it.
>>146244107
Only the ones that participated in the converting, not the converts.
>>146244107
I'm upset, I thought starting it would go better but none of them actually want to do it!
>>146244107I do
>>146244253
Brad meets Flowey. They are on the same page.
Doxy did a thing
>>146244330
What is this
Where is this
I want this
>>146244157
Night, anon.
>>146244107
>>146244263
How do you pick out an Asriel-non, anyway?
>>146244318
More burly bear frisk.
>>146244001
it was okay, nothing amazing but I have faith that the album will be good
>>146243679
Like, give them thicc thighs?
Do you mean actual thicc or obese?
Frisk and Chara arefor serving, not sexualso spooder
>>146244385
http://prismblush.com/uddertale-doxygames/
>>146244404
Well, which one do you want? Crate comes with his own crate to live in.
>>146244560
How do you fuck the pie with the condom? It just keeps repeating that shitty text all over again.
>>146244404
Oh that's easy, you just order one!
Although shipping times may change due to the unwillingness of the participants!
>>146244472
And burly, Rando-esque Asgore. Because they both just want to help.
>>146239116
do they have a tumblr?
>>146244658
Where's our Brad-esque Toriel?
>>146244262
They don't really get a choice, unless they want too. That's even better! Easier to get them out on the market.
>>146244263
Well they don't have to want to do it, it's more fun when they're forced too!
>>146244269You're going to be a great pet.
>>146244404
Volunteers and non-volunteers.I like the non-volunteers.
Why? You interested?
Well that was fucking stupid. Fuck Fanfiction.net
Post moms or dads or some shit
>>146238546
Man both the video and the song were something else, loved it.
>>146244769
Nah, not interested, just curious.
>>146244614
I'd think Crate already got ordered by somebody at this point.
>>146244472
>>146244318
>>146244658
Nice. Good stuff, anon.
>>146244757
I... don't have it... not scanned at least.
>>146244769
I know, it just makes my job more difficult!
You can't just add any old anon into the program though!
That defeats the purpose!
>>146244916
how about both.jpg
>>146244554
THISSOULOF MINE IS BURNING REDthere needs to be more art of frisk being stupid fucking powerful because jesus christ this kid is barely human
>>146244916
How about both?
What happened?
>>146245116
Was my name on crooked or something?
>>146244981
Do have a random Toriel scribble though.
>Because Frisk flirts with anything that moves.
>>146244976
Maybe you're interested in buying, then? We only advertise the best and most loyal Asriel-nons you'll ever have the pleasure of owning.
>>146245041
[spoilers]The ones that don't want it are the best ones. I like showing them a time when they were normal before we broke their mind to only caring about their owner.[/spoiler]
>>146245219
I uploaded some of my fics as doc's on fanfiction.net
If you aren't aware how you do that, you have to either copy and paste or upload a document from word, then publish that into a fic. It's just monotonous and dumb.
Apparently, ALL of the documents I copied and pasted corrupted or something, and I don't feel like uploading those again.
>>146245352
>[spoilers]
>>146245228
No, but you never know nowadays. Whats buggin ya?
>>146245365
That's some horseshit, sorry to hear it. Good luck with trying it again later.
>>146245352
What kind of Asriel-nons do you have in stock today?
>>146245365
>Using ff.net
>2016
Hey, I just wanna say that I appreciate mom and dadposters.
That's all.
>>146245352
Now you're sounding like a potential co-owner!
Maybe you'd have an easier time convincing them!
Taking relevant anons away from /utg/ would be stressful for them!
>>146245418
I was so excited typing it I forgot how to format
>>146245471
Explained it here >>146245365
It's not the end of the world, just fucking annoying
>>146245510
Fuck that, I have enough places I upload shit.
Would've been nice to have fics on the biggests fanfiction site out there. Might do it later, I dunno
>>146245603
I know it's trash, but a lot of people go on there so it's easy publicity
>>146245510
More parents.
>>146245671
Well, good luck with whatever you choose to upload to next.
>>146245618
We appreciate you.
>>146245671
>easy publicity
>fanfiction
pick one
>>146245618
<3
>>146245752
Yeah
>>146245848
Tru
Ok
I am not sure how many of you guys are chara posters, but one one your guys got out of control
>>146241147
posthead pats
>>146245647
I'd love more than anything to be a co-owner, anon. Getting anons into this great program of yours is something I'd love to take part of. That may be true, but their stress will go away when they see how pleased their owner is with them.
>>146245510
Only the best, brightest, cheapest, and most loyal to suit your needs! Do you need cleaning? Someone to talk too?A fuck slave? A punching bag? Someone to let out some pent up hormones and/or anger onto?The Asriel-non program suits a wide variety of needs, anon.
>>146245951Please don't tell mom
>>146245947
Strange you mention Brusela and Chara posters in the same post.
But yea that is some 'tism there, sorry about that.Hanweir looks fucking TIGHT though
>>146245951
>>146246135
Well first we'd have to find some others!
I've been thinking of adding the cute botposter and maybe the nicepants anon to the list!
It's so hard to choose!
>>146246480
Nicepants anon is too nice for his own good. He'd be a good addition.
am i welcome here if i forgot about undertale like a year ago but want to shitpost and blog and go off on irrelevant tangents?
>>146237992
>Doxy
>Porn game
Well this should be...
>Undertale
Oh.
>>146246598
That's what the general is about, go ahead.
>>146246532
Oh wait, I think he has a SO!
I don't know if we should break that up!
>>146246661
Or, if he's cute enough,bring him in, too?
I don't actually know if he's cute or not. He must be if Nicepants anon is dating him.
Does anyone remember if Germananon is cute? This is important, for reasons.
>>146246480
There's a lot of bot posters, anon. If you mean, in particular, the one anon that went as Mettaton to a convention and got his butt groped for 5 minutes, that's a great idea. However, I worry that they won't like being broken into thinking they were Asriel, which will make the process take longer. Time is money, and there are some lonely anons out there that need their Asriel-non to keep themand their dickwarm at night. Maybe we focus our efforts into turning botposters into sub-Mettaton-nons.
Nicepants anon has a SO, so we'll have to deal with that. Should be easy enough. I'd love to see an anon get some mileage out of him.
>>146246532
I like the way you think.
daily reminder that undertale is a shit tumblr meme game literally only played by some neomillennial lanklet memesexual newmale from the yukon territory who has an irrational hatred of red-haired women
>>146246854
that's a lot of buzz.
>>146246854
can you repeat what you just said but this time in english language?
>>146246304
I am surprised by how can someone love chara and at same time hate undertale
Most of the guys on /indie/ are cool with the game or just don't talk about since this general is a thingall Eldrazi are cool looking tho, i got a kozilek a while ago and now i want to make a commander deck with it. That dude is fucking badass
>>146246854
hi woomy
>>146246854
S H I T M E M E
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>>146246778
A package deal? I like it!
All anons are cute though!
>>146246827
I mean the one who is called cute on the regular but dislikes it!
I don't know if they are the same person.
Metta-nons is a fantastic idea though!
>>146246957
Yea she looks decent.
I'm really looking forward to how hanweir flips though, going off of its effects and collector number it's probably red so I'm wet already
>>146245257
Mo' Scribbles.
>consider programming
>remember i haven't convinced a doctor to give me adderall yet, making it a pointless endeavour like all the other times i considered programming and [a] hated it and [b] lost focus.
>>146247141
these are great anon
>>146237523
Play mother 1 with the 25th anniversary patch on romhacking.net.
>>146247150
Talk to a psychiatrist, they're all itching to diagnose for ADHD.
A physician's not going to prescribe a psych drug to someone just stopping by the office.
This is from experience with ADHD.
>>146247284
Thank you.
Goodnight fellow mom posters! Hope you guys have a good day tomorrow!!
>>146238091
>>146247079
Package deal costs more, though! Doing this to a couple opens so many more doors. You can make them do things for your own pleasure! Make them hit each other! Make them fight over you!Remind them that before they were taken away to be mind broken that they were lovers and had a happy relationship, but then have your way with one while you make the other watch! And as they watch, they're conflicted over if they should be happy that you're happy, or be mad that you took their life away from them!
I know who you mean exactly. That anon is such a cutie and would do fantastic in the program.
>>146238091
>>146244560
this has the writing of one of doogles fics
>>146238091
>>146239220
>>146238348
Isn't that from some charisk blog that doesn't post anymore?
>>146237992
>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/676700
I got the bad end. doxy sure could learn a few things from zonkpunch in terms of moving 2d limbs. woulda been more hot if she moved her legs
>>146238091
>>146247547
>>146247572
Wow I'm glad I have you, you seem really well versed in tearing people's lives apart!
I'm off to bed but if you find any more anons worthy enough to include be sure to let me know!
Goodnight friend!
>>146239220
*Subtlety posts own art*
>>146247964
Yes. The original artist is (someone correct me if im wrong) a person named dreamy-64 and they still post on their tumblr. I don't know why they stopped, though. That charisk was some good shit.
>>146248064
Thank you for the compliment! I look forward to pleasing anons and breaking anons with you! Have sweet dreams of ownership, anon!
And yes I will be sure to let you know!
>>146245671
>easy publicity
just use ao3? i get tons of views with almost no effort
>>146248000
>>146248070
Got more?more fish in particular
>>146248070
That looks excellent in every way, man, really great job. Not just saying that. You're getting better each time you post.
>>146248064
Goodnight.
>>146248278
WhooooAAA
>>146248278
bobby
>>146248278
What are the personality differences in each Asriel-non? How do I know which one is right for me?
>>146248000
>it's nearly the end of June
oh my god what the fuck have I been doing here for the last nine months
>>146248070
>Those fangs
hey /utg/, its.. cook
I've learned my lesson from my time in gay baby jail and promise to follow on the trail of the thread, however stupid or vorefaggity it may get!sorry for derailing the thread before
>>146248525
i know that feeling, anon.
>>146248270
hey can I do this
could i get cash
>>146248502
please stop talking about it
>>146248070
>Heythatsprettygood.jpg
>>146248619
What, you wanna be a participant? I would've thought you'd be more into buying them and fattening them up.
>>146248619
dont shove any cookies up your vagina this time, OK?
>>146248502
Well you seem pretty autistic, so I'd suggestkilling yourself
>>146248278
>>146248619
ew, don't touch my posts
>>146248502
The very ground basis of an Asriel-non is taking someone and hard forcing them into knowing two things: that they are Asriel Dreemurr and they want nothing, and I mean nothing more than to do what you say and make you happy. They live for you. They serve for you. They love for you. Their life is all with your pleasure in mind, anon, no matter what they have to do to get it. Most of them suit any needs and we will find the right one for you.
>>146248619
If by cash you mean the satisfaction of maybe seeing your owner smile then yes! Their pleasure will be its own reward once webreak you.
Once you are in their hands it's up to them with how they want to reward you.
Welcome back, by the way.
Reminder that Pumpkin is a gift that we don't deserve
>>146248619
hi cook
>>146248729
Hey, I just like cooking!
and I thought that would be a valuable trait for an anon
>>146248735
i.. yeah, ok
>>146248859
sorry
>>146248886
ok then! and thanks, good to be back. feels weird just being a phantom here.
>>146248619
Hey! Glad to have you back!Still haven't beaten Kirby Robobot's True Arena...died at heart of nova.
>>146248948
Hey, somebody was in the irc looking for you earlier.
>>146248923
one day pumpkin will stop visiting here
how will we survive
very important homework
http://www.strawpoll.me/10551706
>>146248927
hello!
>>146248989
nice to see you!I finally got to nova past the armor segment and then I died and gave up
>>146249014
thats already taken care of, dont worry, anon is resting happy now.
>>146248278
>>146248752
>>146248923
She's great
>>146249068
No she'll be here forever
>>146248525
This general may never die. Too many anon-connections.
>>146249097
literally who?
>>146249068
it will be a sad day
>>146249068
she's my gf, i'll keep you guys posted dont worry
>>146249097
More important and undertale related taxes
http://www.strawpoll.me/10551710
>>146249116
How do you feel about this?
>>146249214
are you ok anon? maybe you need to lie down, you're delusional.
>>146249214
what country does pumpkin live in?
>>146249140
I mean. I played the game ONCE. I collect new artwork, music, and fanfics every day. Nine months. I don't even like goats. I don't lewd the characters.
Help.
>>146249237
be nice to skeletons please.
>>146249263
well, uh, Its definitely cute!can they still be called soulless eyes if they have SOULS in them?
>>146249116
Was it scary being banned? I couldn't imagine not being able to post here. I love utg.Thats amazing you get that far without Amiibo. I cant make it past Galacta without using one or two, and especially after Star Dream's full Nova form, and super especially through Heart of Nova. Shit's hard. My friend made fun of me for using rock and she said to use PSI.
>>146249223
>>146249338
No! I'm gonna bully them!
>>146249307
haha i think youre the confused one friend, here's a picture of us as proof
>>146249326
the same one as me duhh
>>146249116
Did you rub his belly to make sure he doesn't have nightmares?
>>146249263
i like thinspo chara better
>>146249391
yeah, it was weird to just be stalking the thread, constantly watching the clock. god i'm desperate arn't I.I dont have any amiibos, PSI is good but your Invincibility doesnt last forever, with rock I can USUALLY get to star dream with full-ish/2/3 health and then get my ass kicked.
>>146249493
No I just told him things to make him feel nice and good about himself and told him to have nice happy dreams
>>146249471
>he doesn't know the country pumpkin lives in
>still thinks we'll believe him
ok anon, i'll get you a glass of water and tell you a story, you need sleep.
>>146249068
we won't. but we should totally have some kind of memorial for old time's sake.
let's face it. everyone will move on at some point. it hurts me too when my fav artist jumps to another fandom. but we really should have something to remember what they've contributed. some artists delete their tumblr. I don't understand this. they could just create a new one and leave the art alone. they worked hard on it.
>>146249452
I want all the skeletons to gather round and mock this anon's skin. Nasty ass meat hanging off their bones, how disgusting.
[07:40] <cookanon> also one time i hide a hostess oatmeal cream pie down there as a snack for later
>>146249471
>pumpkin spice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-2czaa3WA
???
>>146249471
Anon you're mistaken, that's actually Pumpkin and I. Sorry, we thought it would be more polite to tell you, we didn't know you would find out this way.
>>146249559
How could you lie to that poor anon? And after he was so worried about you too.
>>146248724
>>146248616
>>146248330
>>146248289
No, but I'll draw more fish tomorrow!
>>146249452
do not do that.
>>146249709
>Undyne hears someone jerking off to pictures of her AGAIN
>>146249736
what do you mean lie? I just hung out and told him nice things, he's a nice and cute anon! very shy too.
>>146249692
anyone got a spare handgun and bullet, I probably won't miss.
>>146249736
That anon probably has literally nobody else who cares about him so let him live in ignorance.
>>146249749
Fantastic, I love seeing your art. Thanks.
>>146249605
no i swear! we hold hands all the time!
>>146249715excellent taste
>>146249718
dont even start with this, thats obviously my question mark. you can tell by the angle at the bottom
>>146249692
Shhhh don't derail the thread, just be happy she's back. I know I am.
>>146249559
What's your favorite character?
hey can i get the examples of cook anon being an attention whore for an argument
>>146249824
Wait shit, did he do another page?
>>146249804
[07:45] <cookanon> i dont bring a purse on bike rides
[07:46] <cookanon> and i was already using my pocket for a water bottle
[07:47] <cookanon> i didn't expect you guys to blow up over this
[07:48] <cookanon> should i stop doing this on bike rides
>>146248273
I do, and I sometimes get a lot of hits.
Just covering more of the bases.
>>146249851
requesting that this cute flower picture be edited to remove the shitty goat in the background
Hey /utg/, do you guys want to see a pencil drawing I made of a Temmie?
>>146249889
just look at the current thread my man
>>146249851
I have alot of favorites, but top? alphys, flowey, asriel, chara... alphys. I'm garbage.
>>146249936
sure!
>>146249559
You aren't desperate. Some anons are on here all day and night and through every thread, unlike me who's just here at night.She says killing them faster is better than living longer. That makes sense but fuck trying to use PSI through 3D fights (Susie, Haltmann). I also like being invincible through all of Galacta's bullshit so rock is for me. Star Dream is hard but it's worth it to listen to PROGRAM.
I gotta go to sleep because I start up my summer class again tomorrow. Glad to have you back and I'll see you around!
>>146249836
Poor, poor delusional anon. I wish there was some way I could help. Unfortunately, you seem too far gone.
>>146249889
literally any post she made before she got banned was just stupid attention whoring, also this thread is already pretty bad.
>>146249889
>>146249897
No really who the fuck is cook-anon?
>>146249993
screenshots?
Do not bully cookanon please
>>146249897
Won;t using a pussy as a pocket make everything soggy? or for that matter just get horrible infections and smells.
>>146250026
an obnoxious shitposter, just ignore them and anyone that talks about them
Yeah, hey or whatever. What's going down?
>>146250026
Dumb shitposter, stop giving them names.
>>146250049
Don't be lazy.
>>146250068
[07:49] <cookanon> i hide the cream pies in my closet so my friends dont steal them and then I grab one before I go on a bike ride
[07:50] <cookanon> i should probably buy more clothes with pockets
[07:50] <cookanon> or get a basket for my bike
[07:52] <cookanon> plus my thighs are already snug together on a bike
[07:53] <cookanon> so its not like
[07:53] <cookanon> all the way in
[07:54] <cookanon> i figured people would do this more often
>>146249981
have a good night, and maybe i'll try PSI sometime, it usually takes me 25 minutes to get to Star Meme.
Sleep Well!
>>146250119
not alot, you having a nice day?
thats a very cute toriel.
>>146250026
autistic attention whore
i have to admit the cookie in the vagoo thing was pretty funny
>>146250080
The guy's good at drawing porn, but he has to seriously work on the faces.He's so bad at it, the guy doesn't even have one
>>146249965
Alright, here it is, I had to take a picture of it with my phone.
>>146250162
>cream pie in her pussy
okay now she is just taking the piss.
>>146250119
Not much
Just woke up and i'm debating if I want to go back to sleep or do something else.
you>
>>146250162
Please you're just making it worse
Hey guys, what's up? Anyone here play Undertale?
>>146250257
Nope.
>>146250257
Name rings a bell, was it a card game?
>>146250257
no one on here has played undertale
we're all just autistic memeing faggots
>>146250257
yes! me! my favorite is sans because he's super cool and funny, who's yours?
>>146250257
Yeah I do!
>>146250254
>>146250226
[07:54] <cookanon> im going to piss myself holy shit why is everyone all over this
[07:55] <cookanon> theres not any in there right now
[07:56] <cookanon> i figured men did the same shit
[07:56] <cookanon> i dont know
[07:56] <cookanon> like
[07:56] <cookanon> under the ball or something
[07:57] <cookanon> i dont know how genitals work.
>>146250257
Yeah, I did. Great game, 8/8.
STOP POSTING ABOUT NO-NAME SHITPOSTERS
>>146250383
Is it time for Japanese Sans?
this is a bad thread
>>146250257
>playing tumblr meme games
get out
>>146250447
YES
>>146237992
>>146244560
I'm pretty much only getting a bad end no matter what I do. Most I've gotten is 75 points with 4 scenes.Can find the dildo, sock, condom, and havecombined the sock and condom, but I'm sure I'm still missing stuff.
>>146250373
>>146250162
>>146250373
you cant make this shit up
>>146250383
that looks painful
>>146250447
>>146250521
GOOD
>>146250257
yeah i like the funny bad time skeleton XDDD plus he makes my peepee feel funny ;)))
>>146250492
oh no, what happened to his legs?
Would you play it?
Please calm down! Everything is going to be okay!
>>146250167
Ah, no news is good news, I reckon. And thank you. That's a very determined Chara if I do say so myself.
>>146250239
I'm like in the same boat, sorta. Passed out a couple hours ago, woke up in a sweat at 1 am. Though, for me, I really should go back to sleep. That's a very comfy dad, btw.
>>146250617
I don't even want to play regular Overwatch. Playing this, I don't know if it would be an upgrade or downgrade.
>>146250578
>>146250617
>Sans as Tracer
Litrelly warum
>>146250624
EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU'VE SAID THIS
THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WORSE
>>146250617
thats an adorable image!
I wish I had the money for UnderWatch
>>146250624
I apologize for bringing this here.
>>146250675
I made some really good cheese fries and fish fillets though, but yeah, normal day, hope you have a great night too.
>>146249804He sounds like he'd be a good addition to the asriel-non program.
>>146250675
They also did a mom but its not as comfy https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cle5u6iUkAAFG2Z.jpg
>>146250731
>>146250769
DON'T PANIC
STOP IT
STOP POSTING AWFUL IRC CHATLOGS
>>146250617
Yeah, sure. Though, I am much more of an arena shooter fundamental kinda guy.
>>146250919
Fuck you stupid skell.
>>146250784
Don't worry about it. Things are going to be a little rough since the first night you posted and the business with the cookies and all, but as long as you tone it down a little and try not to derail the thread, things will get better.
>>146250826He'd definitely go for a good amount, don't tell him I was the one who got him caught up in this though.
jojotale is pretty cool too
>>146250919
sleep well lil skell
Cookanon you know i question allot of stuff about you right now.
mostly just gonna say i'm not even sure you have genitals at all because basic knowing of genitals should of prevented this.
>>146250784
if you're really sorry you'll go the fuck away
>>146250850
>>146250919
sleep well lil skell
>>146250919
sleep well lil skell
>>146250996Ok, i'll lay low, is my chara-posting helping or worsening the situation?
>>146251035
yeah..
>>146251067
can't I just start anew like what i've been trying to do?
>>146250919
sleep well lil skel
>>146250850
NO MORE CONTENTFAGS
JUST A STORM OF SHITPOSTERS WITH DUMB ANON NAMES
THIS IS THE FUTURE WE CHOSE
>>146251069
Japanese Sans is a real stand up guy. I like the cut of his jib.
>>146251069
>>146251103
MORE
>>146251174
He's quite a character.
[08:11] <cookanon> CHRIST IS IT THAT WRONG
[08:12] <cookanon> I JUST WANTED A SNACK ON THE GO
[08:19] <cookanon> ok so
[08:19] <cookanon> like
[08:19] <cookanon> 1/3rd
[08:19] <cookanon> would be there
[08:19] <cookanon> and the rest
[08:19] <cookanon> would be mostly held in place by my thighs/the bike seat
[08:25] <cookanon> also this one anon
[08:25] <cookanon> "Angstrom's pretty terrible with the whole "drawing obesity porn of a one-off side character and his OC""
[08:26] <cookanon> this is also the anon that reported all the ""off"" ""topic"" people
[08:27] <cookanon> its hard to ignore what bans you for 3 days
>>146251132
Posting undertale can't go wrong.
>>146251132
You know you coulda just blended into the anons and not drawn the attention besides you got at least one dude who is more than likely turned on by the fact you are idk 13 and put food items in your pussy so just roll with that and be happy and you know just stop being a attention whore.
>>146251201
>>146251207
>3 day banEven when I got banned for posting a lewd (not porn, just lewd) Asrielle I only got a 1 day ban. What did cook post that warranted a 3 day ban?
>>146250996
>>146250784
>>146251132
Seriously what the fuck is this all about?
I haven't been on /utg/ for a few days, something happened with cookies?
>>146251338to be fair i've gotton random 1-3 dayb's pretty often
>>146251337
>>146251397
Apparently some anon (cookanon) shoved cookies in her pussy and is now sucking up all the attention that's getting her.
>>146251338
>>146251397
They derailed the thread to such a degree that several vore posters and this 'girl' cookanon were banned.
>>146251201
ok
>>146251428Bans seem to happen here more often than anywhere else, honestly. It's a bit weird.
>>146251486
Ah, thanks for clearing that up.
>>146251475
This may or may not be Korean Sans, but it's still Asian Sans, and that's all that matters.
>>146251576it's pretty common to target the faster moving threads or ones that are unpopular
>>146251576
You're welcome. I was a witness to the horrors that they spawned. The silence during the ban was comfy, but now they have come to reap their horrible vengeance.
>>146251174
Japanese Sans should get an anime
>>146251602
Korean Sans is a knock off of Japanese Sans. Don't get me started on Chinese Sans
>>146251602
>>146251568
Beautiful. I love Japanese Sans's potato skull.
>>146251576I got banned for three days for posting a picture of Ice Wolf that has frequently been posted; it's not even lewd in any way, shape, or form. It's bullshit.
I'm not sure what's happening anyymore, but I should find a place to post my memes without weird bs. Good thing there's the rest of 4chan! Onwards I go!
>>146251679I mean it's mostly because people here likely just report things more often than elsewhere. It's not like mods/janitors can be everywhere at once.
JAPANESE PAPYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>146251751
Please don't leave
>>146251729
>>146251708
Oh god, do you have any Chinese Sans?
>>146251834
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>146251708
Hell, I'd watch an anime about Japanese Sans getting into wacky hijinks.
>>146251751
You're gonna find weird bs all over 4chan but hopefully it's more pleasant than this.
>>146251858
Only high quality Japanese Sans
I'm probably gonna head off guys, my stepsister is coming over for a while from out of state.
Hope you all have a good one, goodnight /utg/
>>146251775nah i'm talking generally on a site lvl i've seen a common theme to it some generals end up simply having a jan/mod part of the actual fanbase or they go after topics they don't like they could just see you posting stuff from page1 and jump on it it has very little to do with actual reporting
>>146251858
>>146251834
JAPYRUS! THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE
>>146251937
Please don't go
>>146251937
I'm still on the fence about being turned on about the cookie thing.
>>146251937
"i dont want to be an attentionwhore but im gonna attentionwhore till my dying breath"
JUST FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY
>>146251970
>>146251956
Night Doogle
>>146251952
I'm more than happy with this.
>>146251937You don't have to go or anything. I'm not bothered by your presence or stories. Don't worry about it.
konbanwa i am sansa
sansa za fora
>>146251956
Have a good one, doogs
>>146252082
Don't bully her
>>146252110
>>146252113
kawaii desu
>>146251937
go and stay go. don't be identifiable if you come back saying HEY GUY'S IT'S COOK! GIVE ME (YOU)S!
>>146251967They can probably pretty easily justify it too. Like the Ice Wolf the other Anon posted, it could technically be counted as 'Furry', I suppose, and thus a reportable offense. Oh well, nothing we can do.I must say I like the mods on /a/ a lot though, they tend to only do warnings.
>>146252232
fuck off you desperate virgin go find some girl to white knight on /soc/
>>146252245
Not Japanese, but still noteworthy
I just checked out my twitter cuz I wanted to find some dank jap sans and it got taken over by a bot that's posting nudes
>>146252286pretty much offtopic is a very wide umbrella shit happens and it's rare for it to be over 3 days and i'd still say 40% of the time i deserve them
>>146252347
>>146252286Yeah, and I hate it. They can easily flag Ice Wolf as furry, and yet, this is a video game that's entirely about furries and has furry characters. It's horseshit.
>>146248619
please fuck off
>>146252458
I love this thread.
We need a chart depicting the differences with Western, Korean, and Japanese Sans. Of course, Western should have two sides, one with the tumblr hell version and one with our shitty Sans.
Yeah, just getting one more in there before go. Have a good one, nigs.
>>146252595
>>146252426
Fuck. Oh well, you tried.
>>146252631
We do. Also Chinese Sans, since apparently he's all kinds of bad, too. Someone needs to do this.
>>146252660
Goodnight anon.
>>146252721
I haven't seen or saved much Chinese Sans, but it's no different than Korean Sans. Unless we replace Chinese with Taiwanese because those are pretty common too.
>>146252631
what would this one be
>>146252721
>>146252803
That would work just fine.
near last for papyrus
http://www.strawpoll.me/10551710/
IT IS CONFIRMED, FELL PAPYRUS IS THE LEAST SLUTTIEST
>>146252858
>>146252852
Our shitty western Sans.
>>146252926
I want Papyrus to cradle me like a bab and promise me that everything will be okay as he slowly stabs a bone through my heart.
Last for Japyrus
>>146252971
Shitty Sans.
>>146253036
this was getting cute until I read the last bit. I'd rather he give you a bone pacifier
>>146251937Please don't be discouraged!I love you
>>146253132
NO. I WANT PAPYRUS' HAPPY FACE AND SOOTHING VOICE TO BE MY LAST EXPERIENCES ON THIS HELLSPHERE.
I love goat
and suddenly....silence. silence of the thread
It's that time of the night, /utg/.
>Favorite character
>Favorite song
>Most memorable moment in gameplay
>Merch you want (released or hypothetical)
>Would you SAVE Asriel if you could?
>>146253323
Don't forget!
>How are you doing right now?
>>146253309
this thread should never have happened.
>>146253323
>Alphys
>Im a whore that won't stop listening to megalovania
>OMEGA SHIT MY PANTS
>UT themed Bedset
>Yes
>>146253450
>Regretting choices
>>146253323
>everyone
>Uwa! So Temperate!!!or Good Night
>FILE 3 LOADED
>a couple more not-shit pins like that bpants one, more plushes, and the fucking alarm clock app
>why the fuck wouldn't you
>>146253323
Papyrus
Another Medium
YOU'RE BLUE NOW!
Comics. I don't mind that they won't be canon, I'd just like some official-ish artwork and stories featuring the characters.
Depends on the requirements. I'm not sacrificing anyone for him.
>>146253323
papyrus
bonetrousle and death by glamour
omega flowey, or sans first fight where he completely obliterates you
shirts are cool with me, i'm simple.
uh...sure...thinking too hard about that question gives me an aneurysm.
>>146253323
>Temmie
>Battle Against a True Hero
>The punny skeletons near the beginning, the Sans fight, and the Asriel fight
>18 inch statue of Undyne the Undying in a dramatic pose, and a stuffed/action figure Temmie
>Probably, yeah I would.
>>146253450
>I'm doing pretty well.
>>146253273
BUT ANON PAPYRUS WON'T KILL YOU. SURE HE'LL BEAT YOU TO A PULP THEN HOLD YOU PRISONER BUT AN EXECUTIONER HE IS NOT
>>146253323
>sans
>undertale or bonetrousle
>sans fight
>sans jacket but then everyone would have it so i dunno i might get his figurine thing
>no
real text posting hours who the FUCC UP
>>146253323
I was just about to do this.
>Mettaton
>Death By Glamour
>EX Fight
>Maybe an MTT-Themed headset? Iunno.
>Nop.
>>>146253450
>Eating excessively unhealthily.
>>146253529
What kind of choices, anon?
>>146253898
Oh, that's good to hear.
>>146254217
You can still ask questions. I know I'm up for more.
What kind of food are you eating?
>>146254309
nothing worth mentioning
>>146254217
what kind of food that sounds fun but its too late right now
Asgore taking in Papyrus as his garden boy apprentice!
Asgore teaching Papyrus his royal botanical ways!
Papyrus learning to trim a hedge in the shape of his smile!
>>146253924
I WANT TO LIVE AS A QUADRIPLEGIC STUMP IN PAPYRUS' SHED AFTER HE MAIMS ME DURING A FRIENDLY ROMP
>>146253323
flowey
UNDERTALE
omega flowey and sans fights were memorable
omega flowey plush, new posters
yeah but i like him as a flower better desu
>>146253450
i'm sleepy and i kind of feel bad for cookanon but she did deserve it
>>146254309
I might do so, but not right now.
>>146254380
Junk food, mainly sweet stuff.
>>146254440
Anon. Anon, no. We talked about this.
/utg/ is sleeping.
>>146254639
Papyrus graduating from garden boy to garden man!
Asgore being so proud of Papyrus!Gaster wondering what the hell Papyrus is doing from the void!Gaster wishing Papyrus would do more athletic things instead!
WAKE THE FUCK UP
ROLL CALL!
ASRIELFRIEND
>>146255529
floweyfag here
>>146255529
Not the more dedicated one, but voidposter here.
>>146255529
i just browse this general and don't have anything saved
>>146255529
I WANNA EAT THE LIZARD'S ASS
>>146255529
skelefag present
>>146246958
literally who
>>146255529
Papfriend and I'm going to bed, shush your caps.
You are the Monster's grey hope, destined to find
Life under the ground just out of reach
Yet the timelines ever change, flowing like time
The route is yours to climb
>>146255529
Skelebuddy here, willing to share fun stories for cute kids!Like (you)
>>146255529
slepe floweyfag
>>146255801
In the golden light, a hand reaches through
A double-edged bone cuts your SOUL in two
Waking Dreams fade to dust
Embrace the brand *NEW WORLD
>>146255529
skelelizardfag reportin' in
>>146255903
Sing with me a song of DETERMINATION and LOVE
The light scatters to the world above
Light breaks through the Barrier, white as a bone
Lost in Thoughts, all alone
>>146255529
floweyfag
i never leave
>>146255529
Unhealthy botfag.
What part of Undertale got you the most hyped?
Hard Mode:No Asriel fight.
>>146256236
Omega Flowey, i was losing my mind and It was 3 am.
also I like you.
what is muffet in underswap? I keep seeing art of her running a bakeshop
>>146256315
grillby. and vice versa
>>146256236
Omega Flowey. I was so fucking pissed it translated into hype.
Dead hours anon here, since someone asked about me yesterday I just wanted to announce I'm deadbecause I'm reading jojos, I'm at part 7 already, good shit
>>146256639
could you give me a summary? I wanna get into another anime since OPM is slow af with season 2
>>146255529
Friskfag.
>>146255529
Torifag, back up after a failed sleep attempt
>>146256753
there is eight dudes called jojo (including a grill and a gio gio) and they have bizzare adventures.
Seriously though, it would be a standard shonen shit if I tried to summarize, but it has unbelievable charm, lots of self-aware but unashamed camp, interesting characters, and really wild fun. And the author is a pretty cool guy.
we may be tired and quiet but I love all you anons and I hope your life's are going wonderful.
>>146257056
I can back this up, its fucking amazing, bizarre, and the writer is pretty much the kojima of manga.
>>146257125
thanks bud, same to you
>>146257056
do give me an example of these bizzare adventures.
>>146255529
Voidfag here.
>>146255632
'More dedicated one'? What?
so is it weird or nah to use a pic of my big sis as a reference when drawing buff undyne?
>>146257374
Where do I begin, part 1, asshole has his parents killed, kills another family, becomes the worlds biggest dick
part 2, FLAMING HOMOSEXUALITY AND CRYING OVER ITALIAN BUBBLES
part 3, BIG. BUFF. PUNCHGHOSTS
part 4. Shit really starts getting "bizarre" and insane
part 5. ITALIAN GANGSTER TURNS GUN INTO BANANA
part 6. Some Girl has a Vore Fetish
part 7. a Cripple and a western cowboy race from a giant TF-Fetish Dinosaur to kill the president
part 8. Four Balls. FOUR. BALLS.
>>146257489
references are good to use. my sis takes pics of me to use as references a lot, especially hands.
as long as you arent using her as a reference for porn i think it's fine.
>>146257545
RIP Italian Bubbles.
Man I love Undertale
>>146257797
what's undertale?
>>146257992
Pretty sure it's just porn
>>146257992
It's this game where you meet a bunch of waifus and some husbandos.
>>146257374
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNwbG1J02Gw
This is pretty much a funny filler (was also in manga) part, but this level of bizzare.
Most people like part 4 most, you can just watch the new and ongoing anime of part 4.I liked part 3 better.There are stylistic differences between parts, but I'm glad I've chosen manga and reading everything chronologically. Part one of manga reads like emotional torture porn, especially in the beginning, and has very 80's style (because it was made then), last parts are more seinen, I like them all anyway.
>>146257604
>>146257631
phew
thanks senpai
buff undyne when i finish
>>146258202
Is your sister buff or do you need that to get a pose or something right?
>>146256236
Undyne going Undying
so we dead now right?
>>146259027
It's dark hours.
>>146259067
thats just a polite way of saying dead
I've never seen dark hours this... empty... before.
>>146259143
everyones gone, anon
its just us left now
WHERE'S THE UPDATE, TOBY
>>146259214
but anon... who are the other 79?
>>146259243
all me
>>146259214
I'm also here.
>>146259243
What's your least favorite part of the Genocide run, anon?
Did you get spoiled on any of the game, whether it was characters, plot, or something else?
>>146259292
but then..
>>146259302
what about this anon?!
>>146259242
AND THIS ONE?
THE TASTE OF A LIAR IS ON YOU
>>146259337
playing it wise? getting your heart torn to fucking shreds because your still doing it for some reason
internet wise, "lel kek bad game design im a gamer i shouldnt be punished it was 10 dongs"
>>146259362
nope
>>146259362
Yes. About half of the major plot and some of the fights. I don't think that if I saw enough I wouldn't be interested, though. Thankfully, TP was a complete mystery to me.
>>146259362
i thought toriel was a large breasted slut from the porn i saw but other than that no, i went in blind
>>146259535
do I want to know, anon?
>>146259791
You know what, I've seen worse. I need more tea.
>>146259791
I still remember the time I actually needed you for information.
That was a fucking trip.
>>146259879
Oh god I need ALOT MORE TEA
and the headache pills those too.
don't they have like thorns, or something?
>>146259939
You can have some of my tea. It's a big cup, so there's more of it.
>>146259939
>tea and headache pills
doesn't the caffeine in the tea kinda inhibits the absorption of those?
http://i.imgur.com/CLLejlm.png
will gote revive thread
>>146260021
It was something related to putting something behind your cat to startle it.
>>146259939
>tea and headache pills
Just try energy drinks and junk food, friend. Tea won't do shit.
Giorno Giovannais my waifuplease yell at me for being a faggot instead of talking with cat abuser like it's a casual thing
>>146260021
Can you do me a favor and remind me to never let my friend show me furry porn again
>>146260049
thank you
>>146260053
I dont fucking know how things work its 2 am and I know tea is good and headache pills make my problems go away.
Goodnight, /utg/. Have a parting question:
Do you listen to Alphys's phone calls when you replay the game?
>>146260106
I want to shoot that gote.
>>146260106
no we're dead and I want to die
>>146260112
THE TASTE OF A LIAR IS ON YOU
>>146260118
occasionally i gues
>>146260153
shoot me first, hun.
>>146256236
Asgore fight. Bergentrückung+ASGORE is just too good.
>>146260117
>cat dicks in furry porn
never seen that before. why are you still awake? don't you have work/school?
>>146260118
I don't think I will.
>>146260107
energy drinks are shit senpai and I already eat too much junk food, thank god i still work out.
>>146260227
(wake me up)
>>146260236
(wake me up inside)
>>146260227
>Actually, that wasn't me
Wait, what? Do we have two catfuckers around then?
>>146260307
>energy drinks are shit senpai
You shut your mouth.
>I already eat too much junk food
Well, eat more. Drown out the pain with food. Works every time.
>>146260467
I haven't lived until somebody hands me a fucking gun
>>146260472
Energy drinks are shit. Shit. Like they're ok at first and then the aftertaste of dishwater enters your moutfhf
FIN re fuckin it il eat more junk foood im a thiccfag enayways
>>146260467
i'd rather do this with an anon desu
>>146260615
to each their own, i prefer anons
Hey wait a minute. This isn't Undertale content!
this is....this is how we eat up the post limit. with cat dicks.
can we talk about horses next?
>>146260702
dont snitch loser
>>146260615
(call my name and save me from the dark)
>>146260690
anons are soft and cuddly yes
>>146260702
hey, wait a minute, your a NERD
it is 2 am dont fuckina ijudge me
>>146260708
anons have catdicks confirmed
>>146260708
I'd rather fill it with goat dicks.
>>146260534
I swear I remember asking you if you did it with the cat before, but I guess I was wrong.
>>146260550
You mind translating that second sentence. All I got was "im a thiccfag anyways" and that's absolutelyfine with me.
please don't let the next thread be a goat one
>>146260794
im giving up and eating junk food like you said
and you know what i think i feel ebtter
im gonna need more ice tea though
>>146260823
make it a goat thread just to spite this loser
>>146260823
Can we have the next thread be a bot thread, please?
>>146260846
>im giving up and eating junk food like you said
Good fucking man.
I wanna cuddle a soft, squishy anon.
>>146260881
I just do what im told and try to be cheerful at this point, your wish is my giving up
>>146260901
i'm here
>>146260909
you do know your going to be dragged headfirst into hell by Mr.Hands, right?
>>146260901
>tfw i might actually get to one day
feels pretty damn amazing desu
So how many people have played Uddertale already?
>>146260909
far as this topic goes horses are best.
>>146260981
Mr.Hands fucked a horse, and used his hands. he went to hell and now all he's in charge of the ring of hell that bestialityfags go to
>>146260965
I'm going to be one at this rate, heck I already am.
>>146261014
I got to the giant fucking tits and saw there was no actual cowmom and closed it
>>146261014
played it, beat it, wasnt too fond of the dildo ending desu but the rest was okay
>>146260958
>i'm here
Then get over here!I hope you don't mind my roaming hands on your body
>>146261139
Hell is real and satans the only god still alive with half a brain
>>146261014
I saw some screens of it. I mean, I totally lewd Toriel and all that, but the design feels like it's insulting my intelligence. That's pretty common in porn stuff, I suppose, but.. I 'unno
>>146261139
cats are kinda weird anon
>>146261197Hun as long as it ain't killing me its good. Plus cuddles are nice and soft and make me regret less things about my life
>Thirteen straight games of some level of retard or another on my team
oops sorry blizzard forgot to keep my win rate artificially low
how are you /utg/
>>146260958
>be cheerful
>by giving up
Is it working at least?
why is catfucker back
>>146261314
Some animal penis are not that weird.
cats are though.
>>146261292
leave while you still can i've become a junk food binger who needs tea to get over all these animal dicks haunting my lfie
>>146261358
yeah, yeah it works decently, at least when other people tell me to do things i can usually follow through and have the reward of making them happy
>>146261562
I imagine it would be like jerking off sandpaper.
stop replying to catfucker you idiots
I was about to ask for drawing ideas but all this at dick posting made me cringe the fuck away. gonna hang with the korean twitters until next thread
>>146261414
Well, at least it works, right.
>a junk food binger who needs teat to get over all these animal dicksYou get used to it.
>>146261736
The frying pan human cooking with Toriel.
>>146261848
>The frying pan human
a human shaped like a frying pan?
>>146261784
whoa who said anything about teats
well if chugging tea and binging food is life time to start being a lazy tool, if that makes somebody happy, at least
>>146261736
That's really offensive anon it's 2016 and even youtube acknowledges our right to love.
don't be such a bigot.
>>146261919
No. The human who used a frying pan.
new bread pls
>>146262054
we don't have canon references for that. fan interpretation is a chubby boy wearing an apron
>>146262206
>chubby
That's not how I'd see it. It's just an idea, any way.
>>146259362
yes but i usually spoil myself in games anyway because im a retard
Kicking Alphys in the stomach when she is five months pregnant.
>>146264241
Gays can't breed. That's why they try to brainwash the public and our youths to recruit more members.
>>146264343
Okay, but what if Alphys impregnated herself through some science method?
>>146264463
Well, gays and science do go hand in hand. It wouldn't surprise me if they found a way to impregnate themselves without marital coupling.
>>146264612
The Jewish science is at it again.