Fish edition.
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
xth for flowey
xth for me becoming thicc for a botfag
i dont know how xths work
smol gote
>>146262420
>Lacking confidence to post a number despite being this dead
4th for best gote.
xth for bots and being completely unhealthy
Void~
How comfy is it right now?
sans
>>146262554
moderately, im wrapped up in blankets filled with tea and really bad food
>>146262530
for you
>>146262554
pretty comfy, act
>>146262645
good shit
>>146262554Please be the mother of my children.
>>146262554
>cookchara quit
>act comes back
On how many layers of irony are you operating?
>>146262594
greetings, sansposter with the filename I wonder how your comp isn't deleting your sans pics for having the same name!
>>146262697
That's good.
>>146262834
I don't understand.
>>146262908
hi friend.im a mobile pleb desu so that might have something to do with it, dont tell anyone though
anyone getting pumpkin cravings
but i can't seem to locate any pumpkins
>>146263149
Sometimes I do get a craving to pump my kin, yeah
nth for korean underswap sans being heavier than he looks
daily grope reminder
>>146263239
...what?
bigg hands
Why do I always become friends with/let botfags control me
this is probably just for their own amusement
>>146263304
As a botfag this made me laugh.
>>146263376
>tfw you are the burgerpants to all the botanons
>>146263367
for you
>>146263428
oh right, im even in that and forgot
>>146263428
oh god i really am my lifes in shambles im taking orders from botfags and hELP
note to self lay off the fucking burgers
>>146263507
Aw come on bpants is cute darling.
>>146263564
no we're both ugly freaks that should have dunked themselfs into the frybin
unless of course you want that...w hatwait wha tthe fuck
>>146263376
>this is probably just for their own amusement
Gonna admit, I do it because I'm bored as fuck.
>>146263428
>>146263239
Take care of your bottoms, anon.
>>146263507
now you have to go and be gay with an ice cream man
>>146263507
you just need to find a cute nice cream anon like i did, they used to torment me too
>>146263670
>>146263652
...well I do like ice cream
..is it blue ice cream? I like the color blue.
>>146263624
(wake me up)
>>146263619
>>146263718
Some people find pathetic people cute anon.
>>146263718
it can be any color you want my man, i prefer green myself
>>146263718
Hey, you know what, karma is a bitch, alright?
>>146263756
well if somebody thinks my waste of space is good then at least im doing something right
>>146263785
ok, good.. i like blue
>>146263564
I want to murder him and use his corpse as a sleeping bag.
>>146263813
wwhat now bosIM MENA MTT
what did i do wrong this time botposteryour my favorite of the botfags
Oh- there's skeleposters and botfags. Have the chara and asriel posters died out?
>>146263951
no they're always here, usually way more during non dead hours though
>>146263813
But botanon what do you mean?
>>146263951
Everyone is banned. Everyone. Including you. How are you even posting?
>>146264129
Pfft I'm behind 7 proxies.
Oh, man.
>>146262464
Don't do this.
>>146264267
Ihave no other choice
Aw fuck, I missed shitpost hours.
>>146263902
>what did i do wrong this time botposter
I (can't wake up) either.
>your my favorite of the botfags
Oh, stop it, you.
>>146263951
They're asleep.
>>146264093
>>146262834
Who the hell is cookchara
>>146264070
Some things never change I guess.
I might come back here.
>>146264324
Sorry coolbotposter.
>>146264336
an annoying retard, when people bring them up just ignore it
>>146264324
oh, ok, yeha, i havne tsleept... sorry... hope yu alspet wlel...
love you boss
Tori
>>146264306
Yes you do.
You have free will.
>>146262464
>>146264306
Thicc is a meme that will shortly die out. All that will happen is that you get fat.
Now post something Undertale related.
>>146264371
im glad to hear that, cant speak for others but i missed ya
>>146264421
Not today.
>>146264410
Jesus, you are finished.
Also stop this retarded rp
>>146264425
really? im
im seriously starting to wonder
>>146264456
oh god are you that strictfag who tells people to post "relevant undertale content" in this, of all the threads
>>146264490
sutt
>>146264485That's super hot.
>>146264406
>cool
Got that right.
>>146264410
Yeah, no, I haven't slept either. Don't worry about it.
>>146264494
Okay, let me tell you the truth thenThere is no free will
You still need to stop this
>>146264562
>>146264479
I missed you too.
>>146264620booby
>>146264581
>file name
>>146264616
if i scream will it help
>>146264581
ok i just need to finish up doing this, wait till 6 am, do some heavy lifting, and then i can finally pass out...
hey guys I wanna show you my rare and expensive fish skell
>>146264682
There is something sexy about Mettaton blowing smoke out of his cheek vents.
>>146264682
I have been waiting for so fucking long to use that picture, you have no idea.
>>146264685
No, go to bed now, you fuck.
>>146264752
Does it go good with soy sauce?
>>146264675
>>146264752
Centipedetale
500% scarier than that horror AU
>>146264485
That's pretty metal.
Anyways, I'm just one dude, mang. The rest of our sanctuary are all hung over from the chemistry jokes and cheap wine from last night. All of our contracts are on hold. I couldn't gote up your times even if I tried.
>>146264798
If II dodo tha t aiI wont get the mney Iand I neeed Mone yto liiviieeee
>>146264752
Cool, do you trade?
>>146264847
Then drink coffee that has enough caffeine to kill a small child, or frisk, to remain on topic.
>>146264845
Good.
That means the true best goat can take over.
1.Hi guys. So, is there anything new coming? I remember toby teased something in a last update. Did he say anything about it or his "new game" on twitter.
2.Also how big is the chance that his new game is sequel/prequel/in the same universe as undertale? I think it's 100% cuz it will sell at least 1m cuz that youtubers and tumblr made the game very popular and toby is not a moron to refuse such big amount of money.
3.Also what about wiiu port?
>>146264951
But she's not even in your post.
>>146264940
i dont have coffee only pain and tea
>>146265042
Well, fuck. Do you have sugar.
>>146265000
>no
>0%
>stop asking
nice trips
>>146264801yboob
>>146264798
it's all bones ya dingus. that one is for my aquarium.
>>146264838
kek
>>146264850
sure! I need a breeder for this one. this fish skell I use for beauty contests. he sparkles a lot
>>146265070
I think i have a box of the cubes from a high school project, they're a few years out of date if they're still ther.
>>146265000
>Did he say anything about it or his "new game" on twitter.
No
He randomly started to tweet about the game again and people got excited because last time he did he worked on an update
2 no fucking clue, Toby would be stupid to not capitalize on it
3 no word about that
>>146265154
>few years out of date
Oh god I had spaghetti anon flashbacks
>>146265217
wpwnnw
who now
>>146265005Toriel is pregnant, anon. She's there.
>>146265123ynot
>>146264951
Do it up, famalam. I don't even think there are any euro momfags at this point. We're mostly from NA and SA.
>>146265134An aquarium full of Undertale characters sounds super rad
>>146265000
>Anything new
No.
>Chance of game being sequel/prequel/same universe
Nobody here knows anything about that. Toby doesn't seem the type to sell out creatively for more sales. He'll likely make whatever he wants. Don't get me wrong, he'll sell out in general, but I can't imagine he'll let the plot of the game he's making as a whole be affected.
>Wii U port
No clue, why care?
/utg/, post the saddest things you've got
>>146265154
>they're a few years out of date if they're still ther.You know what you must do.
>>146265294
i have more of these than I do pictures of anything else
>>146265294
>Saddest thing you've got
/utg/ will still be around a year from now.
>>146265272
>>146265134
I want to keep a fighting fish in my aquarium
>>146265294
>>146265246
http://imgur.com/gallery/Pzy02
Truly a legendary spaghettiore.
>>146265294
this always makes me sad desu
>>146265349
im not going to eat the rotte-- does sugar rot?
>>146265412
what the fuck did i just witness
>>146265294
>>146265294
here are my drawing folders from the past 4 months
http://i.imgur.com/4PPkSCy.png
>>146265391
This can't be genuine.
>>146265440
>does sugar rot?
No it doesn't, now do it.
>>146265448
Looks like you've been getting some good practice in! Good job anon
>>146265294
She's fucking dead!
>>146265440
Sugar does rot and they call it rum
>>146265557
Delicious fish.
>>146265534
please no
i dont have a family or self esteem but please
>>146265612
can that let me drink away my problems
>>146265482
Why the incredulity? It's completely plausible to be this retarded.
>>146265294
>>146265656
EAT THE HELL
>>146265729
NO I WANT TO EAT THE HEAVEN
DADDY NO
>>146265445
naked goat?
>>146265674
Let me have faith.
>>146265729
Did somebody say?
>>146265773
>>146265853
wait is chara using THE WORLD to stop time and tear off their clothes with a knife
>>146265772
YOU MADE IT THIS FAR
WHY STOP HERE
>>146265776
Not this time, Asvore.
>>146265772
DO NOT EAT THE SUGAR
>>146265772
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MADMAN >>146266053
HE IS AN IMPOSTOR
>>146266053
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE A CHARAFAG ON ONE END TELLING ME TO EAT HELL AND NOW BOTFAGSPOINTING A GUN AT ME I JUST WANTED TO LIFT SHIT AND GO TO SLEEP HELP
>>146265935
Aw.
>>146266093
DO IT ALREADY
>>146266093
REVIVE THE SUGAR
>>146266154
NOT FISH
>>146266172
NOT TEM
WHA THTE FUCK DO I DO??!?!?
IM SO TIRED IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE UNDER THIS MUCH PRESSURE
>>146266093
PUT GLITTER ON IT THEN EAT IT
>>146266093Well, shit I need to raise the stakes then.
EAT SUGAR AND THE FULL PICTURE GETS POSTED
>>146265853
>>146265903
>>146266093
Don't. Why not use it for other things?
>>146266261
botfags used to be the worse before i got to meet cookieanon
>>146265729
>>146266053
>>146266154
>>146266172
>>146266261
>>146266315
IM SO FUCKING CONFLICTED AND IM STARTING TO GET TEMPTED TO EAT THE SUGAR CUBES
>>146266093
no matter what, you'll eat that sugar. not out of any pressure from bots or chara... but just because you think you can. and because you "can"... ... you "have to".
>>146266315
Who is this nameman?
>>146266372
OH GREAT, NOW THE WALKING CORPSE IS GONNA PREACH TO ME!
>>146266347
DO IT
THEN POST THE VOMIT
>>146266380
This anon>>146263428
>>146266216
You can revive the sugar and bring it to an edible state if you use the cheat code found in your most recent issue of Nintendo Powerâ„¢
>>146266380
>>146263428
The same guy from the post, I think.
>>146266293
>censoring such beauty
>>146266426
FUCK I ACTUALLY HAVE AN ISSUE OF NINTENDO POWER
do... DO I USE THE STAIRS GLITCH ON THE BOX OF YEARS OLD SUGAR CUBES?
>>146266420
>>146266430
You posted it again? Woah.
>>146266494
FUCKING GO FOR IT ANON make sure to IV the sugar mix right into your veins.
>>146266416
* You felt the sugar weighing on your neck.
>>146266494
ABBA
LIKE iKARI WARRIORS
>>146266329
>cookieanon
Who?
>>146266347
EAT
THE
HELL
>>146266347
dare you risk your insides having a bad time?
>>146266537
NO I DRAW THE LINE AT FUCKING PUTTING THE SUGAR IN MY BLOODSTREAM
>>146266567
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>146266575
>>146266576
>>146266581
FUCK IT, FUCK IT, IM GETTING OUT THE BOX
>>146266615
I would've eaten the whole box at this point, dude. Fucking do it.
>>146266615
DI TOWARDS YOUR OPPONENT!
>>146266615
OH BOY POST THE RESULTS
>mfw /utg/ pulls another culinary catastrophe
>>146265272yeah. I hope they don't pull a finding nemo tho
>>146265384
won't they fight the other fish? this one's my "betta" fish skell. he bit me once. now he's in his own tank
>>146266615
THE
MADMAN
>someone posted the mettaton frisk I was gonna postfukc uyo
>>146266684
"""""""culinary"""""""
>>146266615
>>146266684
Use edible paint, please.
>>146266684
im excited desu, lowkey hope he dies
>>146266739
oi u wanna fight m8
>>146266667
>>146266675
>>146266684
>>146266739
OK SO MOST OF ITS STILL WHITE AND CUBE-Y, BUT THE TOP LAYER IS ALL DISINTEGRATED???
oh god
it
still tastes like sugar
really hard old stale sugar
holy fuck eucgh
do i have to eat all of these
>>146266813
fucking come get me punkass
>>146266827
I TOLD YOU SUGAR DOESN'T ROT.
>do i have to eat all of these
Yes. Yes, you do.Or until you end up puking, whatever.
>>146266827
every single one, post pics of cubes
>>146266827
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EEEEEGS
>>146266920
>>146266898
>>146266930
OK I ATELIKE HALF OF THE CUBES AND I FEEL SICK AND LIKE I HAVE THE PISS OF GOD FLOWING THROUGH ME
I DONT HAVE A WORKING CAMERA THOUGH
>>146266827
YES
>>146266898But I don't want to fight the botposter
why is everyone making this anon eat sugar cubes
>>146266827
Think of the hit song "Eat It" by Weird Al.
>>146266972
HIRE A PROFESSIONAL TO DRAW THE CUBES, WE WILL WAIT.
>>146266972
CONTINUE EATING THE HELL.
>I DONT HAVE A WORKING CAMERA THOUGH
Shit.
>>146266975
>I don't want to fight the botposter
Well, good.Because I don't have good artwork of Mettaton EX with a rocket launcher.
>>146266972
OH DEAR.
WELL CAN'T HALFASS IT NOW. KEEP GOING.
ALSO FIND YOUR CELLPHONE AND TAKE A PICTURE ANON.
>tfw kekanon fucking died
>>146266972
>2016
>not habing a working camera
I don't believe you desu.
Holy fuck guys.Why make this anon suffer?
>>146266975
>>146266986
>>146267021
>>146267049
>>146267062
I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A FUCKING PHONE CHRIST ITS DONE AND I FEEL SICK AND OH GOD IS THIS WHAT ADRENALINE IS LIKE
>>146267094
I RUN OFF OF LIKE 5 DOLLARS A WEEK
>>146267124
Oh god it really is burgerpants.
RIP
I fookin' see you cunts
Also, why is this poor anon doing this to themselves?
>>146267021
professional drawfag here
delivered
>>146267124
Drink water, burgerpants.
THIS IS FOR YOU BOTFAGS I HOPE YOUR FUCKING HAPPY
CAN I HAVE MY NEW JOJO EPISODE YET
FUCK I AM NOT THROWING THIS SUGARPILE UP NOW I NEED TO GO SETTLE IT WITH SOMETHING ELSE
>it just now dawned on me that this all started from me advising an anon to stay awake and eat unhealthily
Is this guilt? I don't know what this feeling is but it feels terrible.
>>146267124
I am so sorry, holy shit. Drink water or something.
>>146267124
>The anon is dirt poor
>we're making him eat rotten sugar
Is this what upper class individuals feel like?
>>146267260
I'm laughing my ass off if it helps.
>>146267286
It's called schadenfreude.
>>146267260
Drink a coke
That oughta do
>>146267260
Thanks for your work. You will be prized.You are nice, anon. Just don't waste your body.
>>146267286
>>146267250
OK I JUST DRANK A GLASS OF WATER BUT I STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT HELP
>>146267312
I JUST WANT TO PLEASE YOU
>>146267319
I CANT AFFORD SODA
>>146267260
What does eating sugar cubes have to do with Jojo?
>>146267260
I kind of want to find the oldest thing in my pantry and post results but you guys will probably peer pressure me into eating it.
yo
>mfw he did it
You madman
>>146267353
Try some antacid tablets or something.
Someone capture this shit.
>>146267454
Hello.
>>146267353
Don't worry that much. I've drunk a big bottle of coke which I believe has more sugar than a box of sugar cubes. You "should" be fine.
>>146267092
I miss him
I JUST REALIZED THAT WASNT MELTED SUGAR CUBES IN THE BOTTOM THAT WAS GLUE AND GLITTER FROM WHEN I MADE GINGERBREAD HOUSES
>>146267481
WHATS AN ANTACID
>>146267505
IM FEELING OF DEATH
>>146267348
What are you doing? Giving a pass to your ass to everyone that is nice? What a waste.
>>146267353
Try taking stomach meds or something? Fuck if I know anymore, dude.
>>146267527
GOD DAMN IT.
>>146267424
I would be doing this, but I know for certain that it would kill me.
>>146267454
You walked in at a great time, I and several other botfags caused some poor fella to eat some old sugarcubes.
>>146267353
There are some things that just have to be waited out. Maybe this is one of them?
>>146267527
holy shit im dying im gonna be laughing all the way to work now
>>146267527
>using real glue and glitter for gingerbread houses
what's it like being retarded?
>>146267573
>You walked in at a great time, I and several other botfags caused some poor fella to eat some old sugarcubes.
huh
>>146267527
delete stomach
>>146267527
poor sugarcube
>>146267608
>>146267581
>>146267573
HELP ME IT HURTS
>>146267625
FUCK YOU I HAD A DREAM ONCE
>>146267527
Antacid tablets are for when you have indigestion.
>GLUE AND GLITTER
I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID TO PUT GLITTER ON IT
>>146267647
Rub your belly gently? Drink jaffa?
>>146267647
Just make yourself throw up?
>>146267668
WHAT IS JAFFA
>>146267653
IM GOING TO DIE BOTFAG
IM GOING TO DIE FROM OVERDOSING ON SUGAR
>>146267719
NO IM NOT GOING TO THROW THIS UP I MADE A FUCKING COMMITMENT GOD DAMNIT
>>146267632
Dark hour was weird tonight.
At least they'll be over in about 45 minutes and we'll get back to our scheduled shitposting.
>>146267647I am legitimately sweating right now, holy shit.
I would honestly suggesting just making yourself vomit, man. As much as I hate it, it might be the best solution.
>>146267763
I'm sorry. Go to hospital?
>>146267763
It's not worth it anon!
>>146267763
this is the most autistic chain of events ive seen this week. congratulations
Holy shit someone cap this when its over.
>>146267763
DON'T WORRY WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR SACRIFICE
>>146267820
>>146267829
NO IM SURE I CAN HANDLE THIS
IF IM GOING TO DIE I MIGHT AS WELL DIE IN A WAY THAT MAKES PEOPLE HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>146267840
IS THIS WHAT DYING FEELS LIKE
THOUSANDS OF DISSOLVING BITS OF REALLY FUCKING OLD SUGAR SLOWLY KILLING YOU FROM THE INSIDE
>>146267828
HE CLOSEST HOSPITAL IS MILES AND I DONT HAVE A CAR
Botfags have once again claimed a new victim
when will they be stopped?
>>146267840
but there is no pics how can we confirm if this pain is real?
hey guys what if this dude didn't eat sugar cubes and is lying on the internet for attention! I want some proof!
>>146267934
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>146267948
>>146267978
This. Post the classic l.a. noir doubt meme please.
I think i have a can of peaches from when we moved out of the last trailer 20 years ago i'll go look for them.
>>146267934
HOW DO YOU GO PLACES
>>146267934
>mfw I helped start this
SORRY ANON
>>146267653
IF I DIE I WANT YOU TO KNOW MY FINAL WORDS ARE SONO CHINO SADAME
>>146268031
I USE A FUCKING BICYCLE OR GET MY FRIENDS
>>146268039
REMEMBER MY WORDS
>>146268029
Don't bother unless you can post pics.
>>146268068
Reset the game anon!
>>146268009
Got' ya famalam
>>146268068
when do we hold his funeral?
>>146268216
My nigga
Well /utg/ has claimed another victim it seems.
>>146268428
Yeah, you fags for believing an autist
boo__
>>146268171
Found some baking sugar that i think expired in 04 hard to tell and some baking powder that expired this year.
so nothing edible.
and don't start that sugar shit i think mine has legit glitter in it.
>>146268471
meh. Still funny regardless.
N O F U N Z O N E
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N
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>>146268471
I like to give these stories the benefit of the doubt.
Either way it was funny.
>>146268557
Aww I was hoping for the peaches since it's somewhat related but oh well.
>>146268068
Rest in piss
>>146268764
I woulda at least opened up the peaches and took some pictures maybe tried some if it was looking okay and just deal with mild food poisoning.
but i looked around a lil while putting some biscuits on and i couldint find them i recall seeing them like a year or two ago
I just woke up and you guys already killed someone.
>>146269245
He's fine.
>>146269318
No he's dead
>>146269374
Oh rest in pepperonis then.
>>146269487
>the last thing that anon jerked off to was cookieanon
depressing.
>>146269565
There are worse things desu but yeah that's sad.
I want to vent about personal issues to someone.
>>146269675
Only if you suck me off
A new screencap is coming, I guess.
>>146269675
im all ears desu
Good morning /utg/! I hope you have a great day today!
>>146269854
Someone responded to your craigslist add?
>>146269908Do you have skype or something? I don't want to take up space here.
>>146270281
Can we fuck?
Please select your character
>>146270281i do not. i do have a tumblr if that would work for you
>>146270392
Chara, please.
>>146270392
3 of those characters are immune to damage though.
>>146270392
Battle start
>>146270526
Ghosts a best
>>146270526
nightwing can beat superman in injustice, it'll obviously be not canon
>>146270654
Thats because he took pills to make him super strongretard
>>146270640
Yes
>>146270683
nah thats bullshit and you know it
>>146270727
>implying all comics aren't bullshit
>>146270727
Fine, the arenas have kryptonite because the silver age taught me that shit is everywhere.
>>146270392
High damage and high mobilityand an absolute sex god
>>146270526
Learn to count, idiot.
>>146270752
well yeah true but like superman is godly and nightwing is just a dude in spandex, its just impossible. im just saying if there was an undertale fighting game mettaton box would have to be some sort of assist or something
>>146270772
i actually like that thought
Guys can you watch over my holographic Papyrus for me? Hes super rare and hard to get so be careful. Thanks!
>>146270604
You know how in most fighting games characters have an intro before they firght? I'd love Asgore's to be smashing the mercy button.
>>146271047
WHY IS THAT OUT OF ITS PROTECTIVE MYLAR PLASTIC BAG?!
Friendly reminder that Alphys is a horrible person.
Best flowe
>>146271530
Friendly reminder that Toriel, Papyrus, and Sans are the only moral people in the game and the only ones who deserve a happy ending.
Sweet Jesus - what the hell is happening here?
I've been out for three months and i kind of wanted to come back here, but now...
I don't think there's point in coming back.
Is this thread an exception, or is it now a regular thing?
>>146271893
exception, but it's still pretty shit now. too much /soc/posting
>>146271893
'Muricunt hours are faster with less /soc/posting and more shitposting if you're into it
W - O - R - S - H - I - P
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
>>146272089
Sounds like a whole lotta nothing to me, chief.
>>146272171
Time to kill myself.
>>146271047
Oh, no...
I accidentally dropped him and now the dirt won't come off! Now what?
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHY I AM HERE?
>>146272089
>tfw no WORSHIP
feels bad man
>>146272571I don't look a gift horse in the mouth
>>146272571
To fuck a fictional character!!
>>146271960
>>146272045
Oh, well...
I just miss all those comfy threads we used to have.
I guess i will have to check this general later.
Cheers.
>>146272879
We do have comfy hours a lot of the time.
>>146272340
You better do something fAAAAA
>>146272182
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
What's a PTA sans and how do I medicate it?
>>146272879
We can make it comfy if you want.
We can make it real comfy.
>>146273032
OK, OK... Got to keep calm...
I'll just try to rub the dirt off, and...
OH NO! It smudged!
>tfw no comfy anon to snuggle with
Who doesn't like fish
>>146273086
Isn't that a collection of stories/fanart about Sans joining a parent-teacher association?
>>146273141
Have a comfy ghost
I'm going to sleep.
Goodnight /utg/.
>>146270457Message me whenever.
>>146273198Chara.
>>146273241
Sleep well.
>>146273230
this sounds hilarious
Don't mind me just posting some twitter stuff
>Tem
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cle5u6iUkAAFG2Z.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cli9w_jUsAASEiS.jpg:orig
>Toriel,Frisk and Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CljXb6IUoAEJ63K.jpg:orig
>Chara and Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeuVwMKWwAATXsv.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClhswAtVYAAHz9A.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CleeigZUoAEyzJG.jpg:orig
>Hot NSFW Omega Flowey x Frisk + sticking it in the wrong hole
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClegvHQUYAEzDeg.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClegvHQUsAAu-gZ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClegvQ2UgAAzhJ5.jpg:orig
>Frisk Flowey and Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeuVwMKWwAATXsv.jpg:orig
>Ghost Robot and human
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clg1ga3VEAEvZ9N.png:orig
>Skelly
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ck_61xfUgAA2Wq2.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ck_62X_UoAAr2CT.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ck5ozO5UgAAs4af.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CleF1rBVEAAEMNm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clecm2yXIAAb44H.png:orig
>Monster Kid x Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clf0JlDUsAABJ4v.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ck6N9t7UgAAJiE-.jpg:orig
>Mettaton showing very inappropriate work place behavior towards Burgerpants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClirFMxUoAERUBl.jpg:orig
>Asgore, Undyne and Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CliP-yXUoAACwZe.jpg:orig
>Papyrus and Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CliP-0nUkAESHD1.jpg:orig
>robot lizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CljWS-cVEAAc-JE.jpg:orig
>>146273372
This Asgore looks funny.
The other one seems remarkably young, by the way.
>>146273372
>that first link
what
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CljFRXFUoAAf9e5.jpg:large
>>146273372
>that pic with the box and alphys
What is going on
>>146273452
The scond one ( I assume you're talking about the one with him watching anime with Alphys and Undyne) has a weird art style but I kinda like it
>>146273542
Seems clear to me
>>146273635
spoiler that shit?!
>>146273635
>>146273372
no..! he is pure
>>146273635
THAT'S NOT A VIDEO CABLE YOU MONSTER.
>>146273662
>Seems clear to me
They way MTT is blushing put my head in the gutter.and because I read smut last night where his hand were "sensitive to the touch"
>>146273635
pic related
>>146273120
Stop it, you're ruining it!
>>146273662
>>146273689
it's just a bit of input and output my dudes, no big deal; )
>>146273673
i agree, just stitching it together for those who want it
>>146273745
here
>>146273542
The bottom just says "are you okay" I think
Maybe it's his first show and he's nervous
>>146273848
Where's Japaniffu anon when we need her
I want to know what lewd things he's saying
>>146273848
BUT THAT OUTPUT DOES NOT MATCH THAT INPUT, IT'S A MASSIVE DEAL.
>>146273783
I have to fix this! If I don't do it, the owner's going to kill me!
>>146273991
i like to just make up what theyre saying desu
>>146274006
the most forbidden fruit is always the sweetest anon
>>146274059
get fucked
I hate saving pictures like these but fresh goat family
>>146274125
AAAAA
>>146274059
We'll find a picture of it online and print it out!
They will never know!
>>146274143
>I hate saving pictures like these
Why?
>>146274232
They make me sad because i'm a pussy
>>146274163
Fantastic idea! Great thinking!
...Wait, I just remembered I don't have a printer!
NOOOOOO!
>>146274143
Why not? These pictures are great.
>>146274352
Because I know thats not what happened
>>146274458
>he didn't get the best ending
>>146274483
Why isn't Chara in the Ultimate Ending?
>>146274586
cause it's the best ending
>>146274586because editing out Chara is a meme
>>146274483
>implying they deserve a good ending
>>146274483
>>146274586
Fixed that for you.
>>146274636
>>146274603
>>146274483
>best ending
>monster kid is still there
>>146274667
Chara plz, get out of my happy ending
>>146274667
YES, the dot is back!
>>146274458
Have faith, anon.
Gaster, Sans machine, the legendary artifact the Annoying Dog absorbed ( and you still can`t fight ) and the human soul machine in the basement of the true lab.
It`s not over.
>>146274483
>>146274667
Fixed that for you fellas.
>>146274708
come on, man, chara's cool.
okay what should i draw though?
>>146274834
>no dot
Dangit
>>146274863
It is impossible forsomething to be hot and cool at the same time.
>>146274893
Cute napsta
>>146274893
have you got any examples of what your art looks like?
>>146274893
Draw Monster Kid riding on Papyrus's shoulders.
Please?
>>146274915
She's cool, she's hot, like a frozen sun.
>>146274893
Mettaton EX with a rocket launcher.
>>146274915
With enough determination, anything's possible.
>>146274863
well normally indiscriminate murder stops being cool after age 13 but hey I don't judge
>>146275076
But that determination is mine, and I'm not sharing.
Good morning, UTG!
How was the sleep?
so i got fired today
how are you guys going?
>>146275140
>and I'm not sharing
Are you sure?
>>146275298
Terrible. Yours?
>>146275082
That's only in the Genocide route.
Chara's still cool in the Pacifist route.
>>146275408
chara doesnt exist in the pacifist run
>>146275408
But she
>>146275462
Yeah, this.
>>146274483
I'll take the Ultimate Ending, but without Asriel please. Wouldn't want him to get all triggered and start killing people again.
>>146275462
>He hasn't played the game
lol
>>146275376
Pretty sure.
>>146275298
Stayed up to make fun of gay people on youtube.
frisk cosplaying elh!
>>146275531
Oh yeah that #proud to be a faggot/tranny mutant nonsense
>>146275618
desu they did pick the ugliest fucking trannys.
>32weekpregman
fucking new sony e3 up in that bitch.
>>146275298
I had weird dreams all night but other then that it was okay I guess
>>146275531
I think even fags make fun of that.
>>146275612
Who is that and what is the significance?
>>146275618
What's Youtube doing now?
>>146275709
Dare I ask what kind of dreams?
>>146275368
I never even had a job! Score
>>146275715
>>146275690
>>146275618
>>146275531
>unironically using anti-gay homophobic slurs
>>/v/
>>146275462
Then who narrates your lines?
>>146275843
As a literal fucking faggot, >>>/t/umblr
>>146275879
Talking to yourself is not a sign of mental illness.
It is not!
>>146275843
How is "gay" a slur?
>>146275879
No one. It's just text for the player to look at, until Geno, when it shows you the first human coming through.
>>146275879
the game
same as in most rpgs
>>146275958
> It`s ME, Chara
> It`s YOU, Frisk
>>146273116
You know, ever since I saw Mettatons pink chest and black lower body I thought of this yet this is the first time I'm seeing it.
>>146274730
Except in the Ultimate ending
Sleep well, hero
>>146276065
yeah, it's a normal narrator until you switch to genocide, then Chara takes over
>>146276065
Thank you for proving once and for all that Chara exists in Genocide.
We would never have known without you.
>>146276127
Chara is the narrator.
My point is Chara exists in the pacifist too.
See >>146275462
>>146276065
Yes? In Geno, Chara's personality slips through and dictates things. In other circumstances, it's simple game text.
Is this one of those things where I don't understand what people are trying to communicate to me?
>>146276249
No, Chara's the narrator in genocide
They're dead in pacifist and not present.
Stop trying to push your shitty eadcanon.
What did the cynical clock-maker engrave on the back of the clock?
I can't believe youTOOK THE TIMEto read this!
>>146276324You made me smile, you jerk.
>>146275462
Are you stupid? True Lab tapes and Asriel literally telling a story about Chara and Asriel.Play the game.
>>146276389
Chara doesn't exist as in not present.
Obviously they did exist, now they're dead.
>>146276274You know what`s going on, don`t you?
You just wanted to see me suffer.
>>146276468Shitposting? Otherwise, I can't see it being anything other than stupidity, and I'd rather not think that about someone.
>>146275765
Uhh I was back in high school except people were trying to murder me and then mutant bugs broke out and killed the people trying to kill me
I said it was weird
>>146275843
I'm practically gay and I think you're a faggot.
>>146276631
>practically
Can we discuss what made Undertale so successful?
According to SteamSpy it's sold over 1.5 million not including GOG and direct sales. What about the game caused it to appeal to so many people?
>>146276625
I'm just very, very sure it's incorrect. And I think the "Charanator" is the headcanon, not the idea that text in a game is just text in a game.My using "stupid" was a bit rash.
>>146276826
Writing and music were pretty nice, I guess.
>have HELPtale dream instead of undertale
why
>>146276826
The whole morality thing, resets and having actual consequences for your actions.
And all the smut.
>>146276324
What's another name for some Nice Cream with particularly unusual text?A whimsicle.
>>146276826
It was______fun______
>>146276865
Never mind, in my autism I think I misinterpreted your post. Sorry about that.
>>146276826
It became a meme, basically
Word of mouth and the fact that it's easy for casuals to get into.
Also furries and people being promised that the game is "progressive"
>>146276675
I'm gay but only for specific people. (Mettaton for example)
>>146276826
sans fight
>>146276940
>burping asgore
I should have predicted that I'd need this one day.
>>146276943
That's okay. I've done that before. We all make mistakes.
Here's a gay flower.
>>146277039
That's still gay, you fag.
If you're straight it doesn't mean you're into every girl.
>>146277140Anon I want to pretend I'm still straight
>>146277091
Oh hey Asvore
>>146277215
whatever makes you happy
About 2 weeks ago, a kind anon gave me this picture for use in a story I only had recently conceptualized called "Unseen Influence." I never really got a chance to thank him, and though I'm a bit apprehensive towards doing so, I've been sort of suggested to viral myself in places, and this place has always been helpful and you guys seem open with fanfiction nonsense I guess.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11982948/1/Undertale-Unseen-Influence
I've received nothing but positive reviews so far, and over 2 weeks I've gotten 2.5 thousand views with several favorites in fanfiction.net. Gist of the story is essentially post-genocide Frisk goes on a quest for revenge/redemption against Chara for wiping out the game instead of giving the world closure. It's set to the tone of "dark" without branching into "edgy," and is written in a third person present tense, common with video games, movie scripts, and only a few books such as the Hunger Games or comic books; large emphases on action.
If not, that's cool. I probably wont try to viral more than this, even this seems a bit much.
>>146277229
'sup anon
Cute!
Goat!
>>146277329
Not much
>>146276826
Fantastic music, decent artstyle, good kickstarter, A PLAYABLE DEMO, fourth wall breaking, unique mechanic bridging both RPG and Bullet Hell mechanics?
Sprinkle in just enough lgbt pandering to not be annoying and you have yourself a good soup.
>>146277328
>I've received nothing but positive reviews so far,
Because it's fanfiction.net
That's like expecting critical reception from dA
>>146277375
cute!
>>146277375
Did somebody say?
>>146277427
That's little.
>>146277467
I suppose that's fair, even if it does take a bit of wind out of my sails.
>>146277328
feels odd to say youre welcome for art that isnt mine but youre welcome. glad people like your stuff, i'll check it out if i get the chance
>>146277375
Very cute!
Most huggable!
>>146277545
If you want fair judgment, hit the MSTing community, people like GodAwful Fan Fiction or the Protectors of the Plot Continuum.
>>146277375
Yes.
>>146277571
Eh? Are you the same guy?
Well, thank you. I had a fuck of a time finding a half decent picture of Frisk that was semi-serious instead of cutesy or crying or sad or something. You even gave me the artist credit. I mean, maybe it doesn't seem that big to you, but it meant a lot.
>>146277632
Good traffic for new works?
>>146277672
Well, the PPC has beta readers.
Those usually only work on missions (that is, on fanfics set within the PPC itself), but if you're reasonably polite and show interest they can take a look at your stuff as well.
Not much publicity, though. They're a group who riff on bad fanfic, as such not insanely popular.
>>146277672
yep, that was me. glad i could help
Asriel is super cute!I want to engage in consensual nonfatal vore with him!
Fun!!
Is there a canon color for edgegote's robe?
I'm thinking of going with purple because it's prominent in both Toriel's and Asgore's attire.
But I feel black fits the design better.
>>146277795
>nonfatal
trash
>>146277809
Nothing canon.
Really, it could be anything, but I find it likely it would look like the royal robes
>>146277795
>>146277841 desu senpai
>>146276089
That picture and this one are the only references I've seen to it.
I guess Mettaton didn't flaunt his cleavage enough.
>>146277841
Do not hurt the goat!!
Super do not!!!
>>146277773
Hmm. If you can give me a direct link to this piranha pool, I'd thank you.
>>146277841
i agree. i dislike vore more than most fetishes yet i respect fatal vorefags for keeping it real
>>146277662
>>146277583
cute!
>>146277895
You sure about that?
>>146277938
Enjoy their completely outdated board that is still being used because some sperg out at the thought of a forum.disc.yourwebapps.com/Indices/199610.html
>>146277969
T-That's fine!
Chara doesn't need them...
Quick question about the Bonetrousle cover thingy.
Which drums would be better for it?
Drum1 is a bit sloppy now, but I can play it again.
Drum1 - http://picosong.com/xkft/
Drum2 - http://picosong.com/xk4c/
>>146255632
Ayy, just woke up.To clarify, I don't post here much as a whole, much less Gaster, even if I do have a big enough image collection for him. I'm fairly sure an anon posts Gaster here more frequently, so that's why I said it. Sorry for not being clear.
>>146278059
Thank you.
Dearie me this looks like the least user friendly website I've literally ever seen.
>>146278070
Why are some people so butthurt about Chara being in pictures?
>>146277946
>>146277893
>>146277841
Vore the goat!
Let the goat climb out!
Get vored by the goat!
Climb out of the goat!
Keep going!
The loser is the one who gets too exhausted to climb out!
Loser has to stay in!Losing purposefully to the goat before he gets exhausted!
>>146278270
Because dead
>>146278116
i like the second one but im tone deaf so
>>146278270
Because people edited pictures that had Chara in them to remove them for retarded shipping reasons? Why are you so retarded that you can't grasp that anon?
>>146278270
People wanting Chara in pictures or people wanting to remove Chara from pictures
>>146278116
I like the second one, but I'm not sure what you are going for in the cover.
>>146278323
>climbing out
>ever climbing out
>ever being pred to beings this majestic
>>146278323
I don't like this game
What happens when you lose, they let you out right?
>>146278116
I'd also say drum 2 if you are going for an energetic approach.
>>146278116
Mix them both together neatly. Electronic and acoustic drums mixed right sounds good.
>>146278323
>>146278019
In the game, dear.
>>146278467
They "let you out", yes.
>>146278359
>Shipping
The pic the guy posted wasn't about shipping.
Are you too much of an autistic cuck to understand that?
>>146278603
i dont understand, but i dont like the way this is going
>>146278323
>>146278456
It's not a competition otherwise. Plus you'd miss out on getting to vore a cute goat.
>>146278467
That would be telling. Where's the tension in that?
You know, at least Charafags stopped with the voreshit.
>>146278638
Way to miss the point you fucking retarded moron. Even if its not for shipping reasons being autistic enough to edit art that someone else spent time making is retarded as fuck and you would know that if you weren't a dumbass
>>146278270
Because she is responsible for all bad things that happened with underground after war.
>>146278708
I think that's because they left.
>>146278675
Wow, the copypasta might actually be appropriate for once.Frisk's soul breaks apart shortly after dying, because of Frisk reloading through Determination.
All previous humans are suggested to also have Determination.
>Asgore realising that if he kills the humans normally, their souls vanish too quickly for him to absorb!
>Asgore trying to keep the child weak, but alive long enough to kill them in melee!
>Asgore failing at this!
>Asgore distantly remembering that the human he is currently fighting died by his hand before, and he could not take their soul!
>Asgore trying again and again to capture a soul intact!
>Asgore finally resorting to eating the child while they're barely conscious, so that their soul is right next to his when their body fails!
>Asgore feeling sick all day from eating something not made of magic!
>Asgore having to dispose of the remains after digesting the human!
>Asgore not owning a toilet and having to relieve himself into the coffin intended for the human!
>Asgore groaning from the unfamiliar strain on his asshole!
>Asgore secretly enjoying the pressure of the shit against his insides!
>Asgore feeling guilty pleasure at shitting out a digested child!
>Asgore becoming less ambivalent about eating people live!
>Asgore getting more confident about fighting humans!
>Asgore using the power of the absorbed souls to make hunting for a meal easier!
>Asgore fighting Frisk with all six souls inside of him!
>Asgore utterly overpowering Frisk, but not killing them!
>Asgore cradling Frisk in his arms, lifting them up to his mouth!
>Asgore ignoring Frisk's horrified cries for mercy as he does his duty and his stomach does its job!
>Asgore wiping himself with Frisk's striped shirt several hours later!
>>146278729
Way to miss the fucking point yourself, retard.
>>146277895I remember somewhere around 8-12 years old I had a kind of crush on Rouge and I had all these little boy fantasies about her. Thank goodness I didn't know about fanfiction.
>>146278729
I don't consider it an edit as much as an improvement.
>>146278853
The point is editing pictures to remove characters is autistic you fucking retard and maybe if you weren't so autistic about art that other people made you would realize this and stop being such a dipshit.
>>146278928
Well you're an autistic retard then so congratz
>>146278806
>Asgore wiping himself with Frisk's striped shirt several hours later!
disrespectful desu
>>146278993
>trying this hard
(You)
>>146279027
You've read through this entire copypasta and that is what you take umbrage with?
Wow.
>>146278331
>>146278398
>>146278495
Yea, I'm going for a more energetic and faster version of it. I'll go with drum2.
>>146278551
It sounds pretty bad IMO. It's like two people playing drums at the same timebadly.
http://picosong.com/xk5Q/
This probably won't be finished till Monday.
>>146278993
>being this rustled over a 30 second pain edit
>im the autistic one
>>146278993
>The point is editing pictures to remove characters is autistic
That's what I've been saying myself, dude. Why are you being so aggressive in agreement?
>>146278923
That's cute, anon.I had a weird crush-thing on Amy, it's okay.
>>146279110
Oh of course its a fucking retarded momfag who would do that. You guys are by far the worst posters on this thread with your dumb ass baiting and constant cult bullshit that rivals the worship spam in how pointless and autistic it is
>>146279176
Yeah you're the dumbass autistic asshole who edits other peoples art just because it triggers you to have a character you don't like in it
>>146279217
fuck you
>>146279110
the rest is just vore trash, just eat the kid dont be an asshole about it
>>146279256
>OOK EEK AH CSN YOU GIBS ME DAT WADDYMELLUN MASSUH
>>146279256
>charafags everybody
>>146279340
Way to prove my point you autistic manchild
>>146279256
>fuck you
Buy me dinner first, then maybe.
>>146279116
Wait, how do you do the drums? I thought you just took a midi track then assigned sounds to it.
That way you could and should layer sounds to be processed like compressed and stuff so they would sound uniform and natural.
>>146279256
>asvore
>a momfag
Can't make this shit up.
So when are we going to get people that aren't shitposters in this thread?
>>146279393Please don't let this represent us as a whole. I didn't mean for this to happen when I posted >>146278070
>>146279527
They're here.
They're watching.
They're waiting.Don't let them take control.
>>146279527
>So when are WE
WUZ
>>146279596
KANGZ
Who made the first /utg/ thread? How do you think they feel about it?
>>146279590
I just wish we could go back to comfy hours.
>>146279596
EMPRAZ
>>146279665
>>146279691
N'SHETS
>>146279289It's less about being an asshole and more about Sans havinig stolen the toilet paper to make tickets with.
>>146279557Sometimes the best intentions can lead to really really shitty outcomes.
>>146279690
Toby, I am sure he regrets every second of it.
>>146279690
I don't know who, but I'm sure they either don't care about this place anymore. If they are, they're probably disappointed.
>>146279409
I have always learned and played the instruments. I have never used MIDI and I doubt I will.
Sure it's time consuming, but that's part of the fun.
>>146279745
this whole post was a barrel of laughs desu
>>146275752
>>146279890
Just what I was aiming for.That, and making some younger anons sick.
Right. Not that that's all done, what's everybody listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>be monster
>sit around copying the work another person did
>be so pathetic that you write code about your gay crush
>be so pathetic that you try to self-insert yourself into other people's stories and your robot CALLS YOU OUT ON THIS
>brainwash your gay crush with anime because monsters are retarded
>manage to date her, barely spilling your spaghetti because no monsters are alphas, only bitter betas
>the second you get to the surface a human immediately steal her and because both her and you are beta bitches (except she tries to act alpha)
WHEN
>>146279964
I only glanced at this post and what I saw was
>some younger anons dick
I thought we were going into dangerousyet tantalizingterritory.
>>146279964
well i'm as young as it gets and i find you relatively humorous, one of my favorite posters if im bein real
>>146280146
Alphys pls
>>146280085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXRYaVd98aQJust clicked something at random desu
>>146280184
>dangerousyet tantalizing
That's what vore is.
>>146280194
I'mkinda, sortahonoured.
>>146280085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0tH5Joua70
>>146280346
>That's what vore is.
I didn't pay attention to the rest of the convo.
>>146280565Good.
>>146280085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5brkwzJFaoM
>>146280085
I keep hearing dumb soap opera intermission music from next door and it's getting on my nerves
>>146279869
If you have electronic drums you can just a record midi track of actually playing them. Assuming they have MIDI out.
So it'll be actually played drums, but you can swap and edit the sounds used even after recording. This makes it possible to tweak the mix a lot more effectively.
Squish.Get in here with me, anon!
>>146280654
>>146280654
but there's not enough room and uhh whoa
>>146280654Get in her, you say?
>>146280727
>>146280654
I was thinking of having a drenched sweaty Undyne laying on top of me in this heat.
>>146280654
Get out of my tub, freak.
>be monster
>run around training
>be so alpha that other monsters get gay crushes
>be so alpha that they self-insert into fanfics about me
>anime is cool
>date a weeb because it's easy, she spills spaghetti in your presence
>get to the surface and seduce beta humans
WHEN
>>146280778
dude we get it you are into vore.
>>146280881
>be monster
>get killed by an 8 year old with shoes
>AN 8 YEAR OLD
>WITH SHOES
>>146280778
Very yesin the either meaning of the concept.
But preferablyboth of them.
>>146281009
THOSE SHOES WERE HACKING
>>146280889I was actually talking about the lower half this time.
>>146281009
>he fell for the "monster determination" meme
>>146281009
how the hell do you kill somebody with shoes?
is this an SS13 "slowly beat them to death" kinda thing?
>>146280881I want Undyne to pull me into an alleyway and have her way with me and make me her boytoy.
>>146280852
okay...
>>146281257
I wantmore.
>>146281257
She'll harvest your seed so Alphys can get into human experimentation.
>>146281234
Kick them.
>>146281316
Why are there many pictures of Undyne either bathing or towelling?
>>146280654
>>146281316
>pardo stammering one-liners at undyne as she slowly makes her way towards him
>>146280654
oh boy
>>146280652
It does have a MIDI out, but I don't have any cables. The way I have recorded it is from the headphone jack to the computer using an AUX cable and I've mixed all together using audacity.
I'll have to look into this even further, like recording software and other stuff. Good thing I still have the e-drum manual.
>>146281031
>fucking Undyne until exhaustion
>followed by her sensually swallowing you and you slipping into her belly to easily fall asleep in relaxed, tired post-orgasm bliss
Halt erection
>>146281257I want to be her toy so she can use me together with Alphys.
>>146281509I'd say you're going to die kicking and screaming, but you're too weak to kick and probably wouldn't be able to produce more than sobs.
>>146281394
Because she's a fish, she has to be wet all the time.
>>146281361I want Undyne to take me to the gym whenever she goes and make me help her by bringing her water, towelling her off, licking the sweat off, and taking care of her used clothes, and of course the post-workout fucking.
>you will never rob undyne's house and put a slug in her chest after she breaks her zipties and tries charging you
Scrub-a-dub dub, get the fuck in the tub.
>>146280652
I just found out that I can just record the playing, play it back using the acoustic kit and then play it again using the electric kit.
>>146281756
Slugs are delicious, anon, but they lack the nutrients snails bring to the table.
>>146281818
oh woshua im so sweaty, please soak me with your huge hose~
>>146281818
Cleanse. Purge! WOSH!
Toucan Sans (full fangirl plot armor)
Omega Asgore
Undyne the Undying
Mettaton NEO 2.0 Box Form
Edge Chara
The entire Royal Army
W.D. Gaster
All the Amalgamates
vs
Hard To Kill Lizard
Who wins?
>>146282004
SCP is dumb and that monster is a meme
>>146281950
Good morning /utg/, I love you!
>>146282004
Omega Asgore stays back, takes Chara's soul when that child dies, becomes god and retroactively deletes that thing out of existence.
Also what >>146282058 said.
>>146281394
It's natural for a fish, isn't it?
>>146282004
Nobody.
>>146282004
The fucking lizard. It'd just eat Gaster, exist everywhere, then destroy everyone.Someone draw SCP-682 with Chara.
>>146282004
They all have sex
>>146282136
>scp-682 adapts to SOUL power
now look what you've done
>>146282114
i want to be that robot so bad
>>146281492
I got myself USB MIDI in-out device for about 30€. Works pretty great.
>>146281832
Yeah, something like that. If you're going to compress it, get a good, free VST for it instead of using Audacity's own one. Getting a software actually designed for music would be ideal because I don't think Audacity has real-time VST effect possibility.
If you don't want to pirate, Reaper ia free/nagware.
You can never be too careful and meticulous with mixing, it takes years to master.
>>146281735
>>146282164
I forgot to include that as a possibility. I just thought maybe there was another reason other than "she's a fiiiish".
>>146282114
Requesting this with Woshua edited out.
We need Woshua woshing the filthy lesbians
>>146281638
I'd accept death if it meant I get to fuck Undyne.
>>146282225
Well, the rest will be able to delay it long enough for Asgore to take Chara's soul.
Once you have a divine in play all other points are moot.
Besides, at least with boxbot they'll be locked in an unstoppable/immovable situation. Both of them can't be destroyed in their current form.
>>146282248
no stop
this is the opposite of what i wanted
clean yourself
>>146282392
but that anon is me and im a straight male
>>146282312
Coz she's sexy and people like to see her body.Mainly her rock hard abs
>>146282587
Her abs make me feel strange
>>146282406
One fishfag to be herboy toy.
One fishfag to be herdinner.
One fishfag to be hertoilet slave.
Need we any more?
>>146282587
Her -4 str abs.
Woshua is a psychopathic serial killer.
>>146282631
in the pants?
>>146282646
what
>>146282639
dibs on boy toy
>>146282649
Incorrect. Killing results in dust or rotting corpses, both of which are difficult to clean.
>>146282407
>the literal god SCP was unable to decommission scp-682 because he's otherworldly
>thinks "divine" means anything
Face it, anon. The Eternal Lizard wins.
>>146282646
You don't need str for a spear build.
>>146282481
dirty anons need to be woshed
>>146282639
I call toilet slave
>>146282639
I'm dinner.
>>146282639
Her foot stool
>>146282756yes
>>146282769
all you need is dex
>>146282760
Omnipotence is the ability to perform any specific action.
This "literal god" being was not capable of performing one specific action.
Therefore it was not omnipotent.
God, as the supreme being, is omnipotent.
Therefore this being was not god.
>>146282756
>>146282810
>>146282883Guess which role I'm stuck with, shit.
>>146282883
Poop and feet don't go together.
In fact you'd want to avoid that from happening.
>>146282275
I have been thinking of trying different software for this stuff, like Reaper.
The problem I've had with Audacity is the fact that some tracks drown under others when there's lots of stuff going on.
For example: The drums on this one become quieter during certain segments. http://picosong.com/ZWC9/
Anyone have the picture of Woshua high-pressure woshing anon?
>>146282343
>>146282343
Here you go
>>146283012Thinking the same thing, requesting the same thing.
>>146283003
Not that stool
>>146282982
And we know that Asgore will become omnipotent how, beside one comment describing him to become "god" (which could very well mean he just becomes very powerful)
>>146283021
>you will never nut in mettaton's wide open mouth as he begs for it
feels bad
>>146283021
>>146283052
Thanks anons
>>146283012wait, why is the request in spoilers
>>146283161
Wow cool mom! whoa
>>146282982
Get dunked on. I thought every anon was into that vore shit.
Can we appreciate her muscles for a moment?
>>146283280
I want to wash and massage them after a long day of her working out.
>>146283113
Several, in fact.
It is rather likely that "god" means "god", not "pretty strong mage".
Even if it did, without information not currently available to humanity one cannot determine the full extent of the scale of power - ranging from nonexistent to omnipotent - or where on it each participant is located.
You are, of course, entitled to your own hypotheses.
>>146283280I meant I'm stuck with the role of "shit". Which is what food becomes after digesting.
>>146283280
I'd worship those muscles. I bet she'd have me punch her just to show off how little I can do to hurt herand prove that if she really wanted to force anything on me, she could.
I'm into fit girls.
>>146283280
Vore a shit. I'd rather compare muscles and lift weights with her.
>>146283221
oh...nothing
>>146283021
Why did you edit out the drips
>>146283010
It's all about mixing, compressing and mastering. It's not really a job for Audacity. You can have too much volume in the sound and there just won't be enough headroom in the whole track to have everything pkay out neatly, even when the perceived volume isn't that loud. That's why you EQ and compress the induvidual tracks appropriately until it sounds more and more clear and flows together nicely. When you instead overload the headroom, clipping abd distortion occurs, and it certainly is most perceivable with drums and the like.
>>146283579
Not him, but it's pretty common to use "god" or "god-like" to mean incredibly powerful or something of the sort.
Also I don't believe being a god necessarily implies omnipotence.
>>146283646
they were connected to a toothbrush that was connected to woshua
would you like me to try and put them back?
that fish
>>146283021
>add this to the Undertail folder
>mfw I realize it's 99% Mettaton
Send help
>>146283579
And we know that the monsters, with 7 human souls, will reach this omnipotent state how, besides word of mouth?
>>146283280
Sure, I like both.
>>146283626Oh wait, you meant this one, didn't you?
>>146283602
>vore a shit
This anon gets it.
>>146283837
Well, the definition of "god" that is in most widespread use independent of religion is that of a philosophical absolute or supreme being.
Supreme indicates that it is impossible to conceive of a more powerful entity.
>>146283917
Refer to case 2.
>>146283908
Just make a sub-folder for anything not Mettaton.
>>146283841
Yes
Make it lewd
And now I'm trying to find muscle art
>>146283917
>what proof do we have other then the game telling us
not him but you're retarded and making shit up at this point. I might as well say that hte SCP buio is bullshit and was just a prank by one of the scientists and you can't prove me otherwise
>>146283982
For what, the 10 non-mtt pics?
>>146283848
Hey, it's that fish!
>>146283960
That's the one!
>>146284012
Strong fish good fish.
>>146284084
Yeah. It'd make finding them easier.
>>146283379
Be careful to not hurt her sore muscles, use a massaging oil or something.
>>146283579
At least you would interact whith the toilet anon, you could be best buddies!
>>146283582
And then she would call you a wimpy loser and suplex you into oblivion. Then she would give you a smooch and take you tho the tub with her. Fit girls are the best, I have a classmate that looks like Undyne without the fish elements, she's pretty hot.
>>146283602
Vore becomes shit, for sure. I bet she'd outmuscle you.
>>146283935
Good.
>>146284012
I have a lot of them, it's my hobby to find muscular fish on the internet.
>>146283976
What about in the case of multiple gods in which they are not necessarily omnipotent (such as Hinduism or Norse/Greek/Roman mythology?)
Strong gay fish and gay robot!
>>146284106
oh shit hol up
>>146284169
I want Undyne to pin me down and take me in any way she wants.
>>146284169
>you will never mutually massage muscles with undyne
i didnt know i wanted this
>>146284106
yes, that one!
>>146283997
I would but due to the restrictions of the board color I can't connect the "string" to anything, but I can keep the drips from the tongue if you would like.
>>146284062
>I might as well say that the SCP bio is bullshit and was just a prank by one of the scientists
Except that's true if you consider the joke SCP being "the really strong lizard" depicted by a scientist age 8 as being canon.
>>146284203
Then they're not gods, but entities incorrectly labelled as such.
>>146284313
So what are we even fighting about then? The lizard auto loses
>>146284306
Other anon.
Do it.
>>146283816
Thank you so much for the advice! I'll have to look into this and try to learn how to use reaper and such.
I'm sure there are lots of guides online explaining all this stuff in-depth.
Man I love this new "fishposting" thing. I hope it takes off and gets really popular.
>>146284372
>the lizard auto loses
Then I could say the same about Asgore and his souls.
>>146284369
I'm mean I'd argue that's a very Western-centric viewpoint, but even if that's true then it still demonstrates there are commonly used (if incorrect) definitions of god that could have been what the in-game description was referring too.
>>146284483
Asgore isn't fictional in his own setting though like the lizard is
>>146284529
Except the lizard has very detailed containment, experimentation, and termination documents related to him. I was merely entertaining your possibility that he was in fact a "prank" and I "couldn't prove you otherwise" considering you would probably go on a tangent about that if I tried to oppose that stance.
>>146284458
This one is very good, I wish there was a colored version.
>>146284458
It was popular. There's just not many fishfags left.
>>146284516
It's the philosophical, not religious concept of the divine, an entity containing the highest degree of reality and therefore all desirable qualities.
As for the event you described, that is possible but connected to the original question would drag argumentation down to inconclusiveness.
>>146284630
You admitted that in the SCP universe the lizard was fictional therefor he auto loses
>>146284529
>>146284630
How about we agree you're both autistic?
yeah, it's great
>>146284696
Good job not reading either of those posts. Like I said, I entertained the possibility, I didn't "admit" it.
>>146284689I know. I was making a joke about that.
>>146284702
I'm just having fun until he goes full autistic with the sempi whatever stuff
>>146284778
You admitted it by saying that it was canon that an 8 year old made it up
>>146284750
>>146284689
According to the poll she is still very popular
But not posted often
Also more woshed Undyne
>>146284810I kinda had a feeling you were. Silly me.
>>146284695
Ok, I can accept that but I kinda doubt when they were referring to "god" in the game they were referring to the abstract philosophical concept as much as the more commonly used general religious concept.
>>146284892
I said "if". Read the post.
Also great job strawmanning my points with the navy seal shit, really brings credibility to your position.
More fish and robot
>>146284978
Is this where we pretend that the thing you posted doesn't lead to that 95% of the time its posted? yeah okay I guess i'm done here since you can't even understand basic words
Remember fish pubes?
>>146284689
>>146284810
>>146284951
>>146284994
And watch as we now hit the image limit because autistic fishposters can not keep their pictures to themselves. DUDE, WE, alberto barbosa, etc...
>>146284963
In that case, though, "God" is capitalised in the game, suggesting a monotheistic concept of the divine which makes an overlap very likely.
Alright, who would win in this AWESOME battle royale:
Asgore with seven souls vs meme lizard SCP vs the United States Marine Corp vs Dante the Demon Slayer vs Bayonetta vs a group of untrained Asian peasants armed with WW1-era weaponry vs a stick
Vote on your devices now!
>>146285083
We always hit image limit ~650 because of some xfag posting near the end.
>>146283280
>>146285069
Ah yes, don't address any of my points, instead get mad and ragequit on 4chan of all places. I rest my case, victorious.
>>146285083
I didn't notice how close we are I'm sorry I just really got into posting strong lewd fish
>>146285083
We would reach it in some way.
100 textposts to go, boys!
>>146285074
I remember that one nsfw image that did.
>>146285083
You know you love it you slut.
>tfw no goat to drink tea with
>>146285152
I mean fair enough, but didn't Asriel kinda reach that state in the game? He didn't seem very omnipotent.
>>146285164
Do not disrespect the stick.
>>146285216
And your the retard who started this whole thing by pulling out your dumb mary sue lizard that even among the SPCs is considered a joke because its pretty much that power man comic where his power is that he always win so the whole 'debate' was rigged from the start.
Get out of here with your shit already
>>146285074
ew, that happy trail looks like a highway to hell.
>>146285409
Yeah, I didn't notice.
>>146285334
Thanks anon
>>146285164
stick win every time
>>146285414
Meant SCPs
>>146285414
>GET OUT DELETE THIS
Haha, yep.
>>146285409
Why are you so anal ravaged anon? Did a fishposter come into your house and piss on your food?
i'm sleepy
>>146285548
Sorry I fucked around with you because your whole debate was rigged from the start and so I didn't feel like taking it seriously but that's no reason to get butt hurt
>>146285620
It's a meme to piss on fishposters
Don't ask me why.
>>146285653
Sleep with me!
>>146285671
>literally tells me to get out with my shit and that the debate was rigged
>calls me angry
:)
>>146285409
TRY TO BULLY ME OUT, FAGGOT
>>146285620
I keked
>>146285719
oh no you're a retard...poor guy
I just wish there were more homosexual anons here.
>>146285620If the fish did that herself I'd find that kinda hot.
I want Undyne to pin me to the floor and wrap her strong thighs around my head, forcing me to eat her out.
>>146285731
>TRY TO BULLY ME OUT, FAGGOT
No man, we need at least one of you left. As much as I dislike fish spammers, Alberto's cronies are worse.
>>146285890
Same, butafter Asgore filled her up.
>>146286030>being forced to slurp up the cum of her last lover from out of her
I really want that too
goat feet
>>146285853
Wait a couple of hours for the Asrielfags to get here.
>>146285879That's really gross. I'd rather just fug the fish.
>>146286030
>>146286105
>fishfags being literal cucksI can deal with that.
>>146286134So that the other two can lick her clean afterwards?
>>146285802
>ad hominem
:)
>>146285890I want her to force me to eat her outand pee during it
>>146285890
I want Napstablook to tell me to close my eyes for the 'suprise' he has in store, quickly he swallows me whole and keeps me in his belly for a long time.i can play with his soul, and make him cum
JUST FUCK THE FISH ALREADY, GODDAMIT
>>146286273>not pooBarely acceptable.
>>146286105
This disgusts me more than scat
YOU ALL NEED A GOOD WOSH
WOSH U SOUL
WOSH U DIRTY POSTS
>>146286030
>>146286105
>>146286273
>>146286367
it writes itself
>>146286357
I CAN'T IF WE'RE APART
WILL VOTING REMAIN IN THE EUROPEAN REFERENDUM BRING US TOGETHER?
Oh this is why we use to hate fishfags
Don't worry everyone, goats win again.
>>146286476
>use to
>>146286476
>Hating fishfags
Nice Cabal meme. What's next, SWATposting?
>>146286476
>use to
>>146286534
>that Asgore bellyhot
>>146285083
And? They're no different from goteposters, botposters, spiderposters, Charaposters, etc.
Fishposting isn't super common, let them have their fun every now and then.
>>146286030
>>146286105
>>146286231
>>146286273
>>146286367
AM I THE ONLY FISHFAG WITH VANILLA TASTES HERE?!
>>146286702
Liking the fish is vanilla in itself
>>146286534
are they using the humans' clothes?
good morning
I'm glad it was fish and not robots, goats, or murder children this time
a change of pace is welcome
>>146286702
>vanilla tastes
>on the internet
>>146286731
Better thanusing them as toilet paper.
>>146286669
If you let them have their fun every now and then they start having it all the time. Then we hit the limit at 500 posts.
>>146286702
not a fishfag but i like her and my tastes are extremely vanilla
>>146286702
No, I just want to hug, kiss and fug the fish. I'm with you.
Everything was fine until someone complained about something they didn't like. Now look at us!
>>146287041
If you all had a nice cat dick to suck every now and then, this wouldn't be happening
>>146286309
>Napstablook likes the feeling of you wriggling inside him especially when you brush up against his heart
> He begs you to do it again
> putting his whole heart into your mouth
> hearing his kawaii moans
I want this.
>>146286996
Oh thank God.
Okay guys lets kill this thread
Papyrusfag rattling his bones here
>>146287158
If it helps, I was mostly just joking with my fetish posts.
>>146287158
Soo... do you want todouble teamthe fish?
>>146287224
flowey
>>146287139
We all do anon.
>>146287224
sansfag about to pass out
>>146286860
That's mostly an issue with gotefags, I've noticed. Fishfags aren't common enough to be that consistently of a problem.
>>146287224
dadfag that wants to rub Asgore's tummy in a non-vorish way
>>146287307
I don't.
>>146287224
Fishfag and proud
>>146287224
Botfag disturbed by the Napsta vore here.
>>146287224
floweyfag here
>>146287224
Botfag camera-ready here
>>146287370
How new?
>>146287224
Papfriend, just woke up and am reading the thread with my coffee
>>146287224
Fish, Frisk, and Flowey fag here.
>>146287565
FFF
>>146287224
Friskfag!
For fucks sake, when is the Hack going to get off his prolapsed ass and do something?
>62 people
holy fuck
>>146286860
shit that means I can't repost the same mettaton reaction images with my off-topic posts
or post the same chara images while playing armchair psychologist and stroking my e-dick with (Yous)
or post goats while bleating into my mic and shitposting uncontrollably
>>146287617
Yes!
>>146287631
Woooow that's a lot of virgins. I wanna cuddle them all.
I want to lick Undyne's abs
>>146287631
Slow Wednesday as usual.
>>146287631
dead
>>146287693
hehe
>>146287508
Since November, so not new at all.
Fishfags were mostly scared off by the Pardo/Barbosa memeing, so the ones left lay low most of the time.
>>146287502
>camera-ready
...post pics
>>146287757
I miss the butcher fishfag, he was chill.
Okay, time to go out and hunt.
Time for dinner.Cheap or expensive, I wonder...
>>146287757
Pardo was friendly, it was Barbosa that was the true killer.
>>146287709
Iwish I could add to this, but I think I've said all that I can already without getting repetitive.
>>146287757
>Pardo/Barbosa memeing
You mean Asrielfags?
>>146287502post it
>>146287706
cuddle me senpai
>>146287906
Sansfags are actually the biggest anti-characterfags. It comes from having shit taste I guess
>>146287964
I'm gonna cuddle the FUCK out of you, you loser!
>>146287978
t.Charafag
>>146288054
I'LL STIR YOUR PASTA SO HARD YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO LEAVE ME
>>146288205
One upon a time Charafags used to be the biggest anti-characterfags
now they're just mostly pedophiles.
>>146288261
Bitch I'm gonna make you breakfast in bed so good that you're gonna want to STAY in bed!
>>146288348
True except for that last part.
They were always pedophiles.
New bread when?
>>146288362
Not if I get up earlier and make YOU breakfast in bed! And stop petting the enemy!
>>146288605
Hang on, you fuckwit, I haven't even finished with the flour.
>>146288669
don't forget the eggs
>>146288669
Hey, not that fella, but can you make it sourdough? Sourdough is great.
>>146287446
Is that a thing?
>>146288669make sure the sugar is in date
>>146288663
I'll pet whoever the fuck I want! I'll pet you all night long!
im at the store
>>146288669
Just make sure to not immediately use it. The bread'll be fucking hard.
>>146289096Buy some orange juice. It's good for you.
>>146289136
Yes, I see now.wow, that's a nice thought.
>>146289096
Buy some chicken soup, it's healthy.
>>146289063
Now I'm in love with you! Good job, you bastard!
>page 9
>no new bread
DEAD
>>146289203
weird, thats mainly what im here for
>>146289305
fuck dat
>>146289343
Aha! Now we can move in and have a loving domestic relationship! YES!Oh wait, it's not real ;_;
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>We're at page 10
I-
What the fuck just-
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PEOPLE DO.
>>146289459
Here come close, it'll be over soon.
Is ANYONE making a new thread? If no one else is, I'll just do it.
>>146289459
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>146289539
abloobloobloobloo
>>146289446
We can always make it real, anon...:3
>>146289565
This is were it ends anon.
999999999999
>>146289636
This is cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCEfqj9pDAI
>>146289675
Ripperino pepperino
WE'RE NOT DEAD, GOD DAMN IT.
I WILL MAKE THE NEXT THREAD IF I HAVE TO, GET THE FUCK UP, GOD DAMN YOU.
Gentlemen. it has been an honor posting with you.
>>146289696
You made me so happy, now I'm sad you won't pet me and cuddle me.
>>146289801
I'll make one.
>>146289835
I would say I enjoyed it, but that would be a lie.
Go to the highest mountain, that is where you will find my final collage.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE
>>146289881
Oh, fuckin' rad.Can you make it a bot thread, please?
>>146289918
>>146289918
>>146289918
GO
>>146289881
FUCK YOU
>>146289959
GO! GO! GO!
>>146289636
Oh my.Could you come to Scotland? I kind of can't move away.I really want a cute relationship with someone
Why couldn't we die?
>>146291076
There are too many stories left unresolved!
>>146291142
No there aren't
We have exhausted everything
>>146291180
I meant /utg/ stories. Will Anon 29 and Anon 67 ever get together? Will Anon 14 and Anon 41's feud ever end? So many questions!
>>146291328
Honestly we should just marry the lonely anons off, so we get rid of them.
>>146291724
Yes. I agree. As an anon who is definitely not lonely or looking for an anon to call their own, I think we should all help hook them up. Soon.
>>146291823
I wish I could help them.
Anons being forced into marriage!
>>146294005
Anons learning to love each other over time!
>>146294294
Anons having beautiful children together
>>146294725
Anons raising their children lovingly, their hearts growing with pride, and having wonderful and fulfilled lives as big, happy families!;_;
>>146294837
You're gonna do it