Dota 2 Gulag /d2g/

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eg will never lose

Old man fear

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hey!

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>tfw you pick sven into ls slardar ss tusk timber

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>he fell for the honeypot roster

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GO VEGGIES!

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>old Fear

big fish create BIG waves, any big fish posting in here? only big fish respond to this

lmao nice wards Zai

why would youe ven watch the NA qualifiers

NA has no fucking players, there are no 7k mmr stacks, there is noone who will hold a candle to EG

>>146227705
there is literally a fucking list of all the tier 2/3 teams in the OQ

theres no reason to be this ignorant

what are the chances this is actually yaphets

>>146227705
5k USW = 7k EUW though, so there's a lot of good stacks on NA

>>146227705
Because Veggies stream is comfy

Get this BITCH off my Tobi stream, PLEASE

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>>146227625
>tfw you will never torture momiji's face with your fingers until she's a sobbing drooling snot dripping mess and then clean it all off of her with your mouth

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>there are people in this thread not watching based Grant

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

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>>146227830
>5k USW = 7k EUW

>>146227921
Why wouldn't you watch Veggie with in game chat.

>>146227832
I'd rather go discuss politics on a hearthstone chat or something

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>not watch based our guy grant

>>146227921

Did he turn off his fucking donations yet

>>146228049
yes

>Zai
yeah no way is EG going to win anything with him playing like this

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I expected at least one team I watched today to be good.

lo vi todo

RAGE
QUIT

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>>146227917
id rather do it to bestgeniusloli anyway

>EG ARE IN THE "GET GANKED, RAGEQUIT INSTANTLY" BRACKET

So this is NA dota huh.. I think it's time to go to sleep lmao

>>146228116
The way faceit brackets are organized is that most teams will not face equal opponents until the later rounds

there's no logic in pairing EG vs the mason stack this early and then somehow having EG playing a 2K stack in the finals because all the retards were on one side

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based fucking grant

Grandgrant is the GOAT

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>>146227830
>amerilards actually belive this

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grant finally getting the recognition he deserves
very happy for him

I'd rather just watch in-game on auto-director camera than put up with whoever the fuck grant is

DOES HIS CHAIN HANG LOW?

>>146227830
>Burgerland that didn't even get a direct invite and couldn't even fill 8 regional slots has higher MMR than any region.

>>146228415
THEN FUCKING LEAVE YOU FUCKING LEDDITARD

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Peruvians literally can't stop themselves can they

>>146228415
He's King Nobody, the pro who never was. Like the anti-Charlie, he is intimately familiar with the shittiest players the entire NA region has ever produced.

>Veggies having to resort to Huskar meme strats

Do you think EG are enjoying themselves right now, or wanting to kill themselves and be done with this open qualifier shit

based ppd

>burping in team chat

I feel for EG

based peru

>>146228612
the latter

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>>146228270
>>146228116
here I made a picture for you

THIS FUCKING PERU STACK LMAO

>>146228612

They probably will enjoy the first 2 games or so, then get tired of the shitfest.

>>146228565
That's why Grant and Charlie have the best bants in the scene. Together they have everyone's dirt and a bottomless pool of embarrassing memories with NA's finest/fluffest.

>All EG has to do is focus someone until they rage quit to win all their games

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non human peruvians

this is why shitskins killed dota

>>146228270

That's literally how every sport does it. It's called seeding and there are a lot of reasons to make it this way. You may be retarded anon, get a brain check.

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What did he mean by this?

Now yuros understand what we have to deal with

>>146228907
And i thought our Ruskies were bad

>>146228870

my donkey is ready how about you

>>146228907
The difference is pretty astounding.
Even the first team Secret played against 2k russians who kept asking for secret to write on their wall wasn't anywhere near as bad as that.

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I understand why nobody plays this game in NA if they have to deal with that shit every game

>tune into BTS
>All of Joindota are literally IN the game, yelling at each other trying to qualify for TI
What the fuck is happening

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>the legend of autism

>>146228858
?? i know i was explaining seeding to the other dude

>>146228870

means "my donkey is smarter than you"

burro can mean stupid or dumb too, but I'm not sure sumail is aware of this.

>Legend of Autism
>Alabama Niggers
>Fcukin Team
>Finstack
10/10 names there

>>146228907
It always amazes me when Yuroshits have the gall to bitch about Russians.

The SA shithole can't produce a single tier 5 team.

Just woke up, is Secret out yet?

>>146228994
that was a five stack i believe

this was pure five randoms

>>146229024
Sumail probably ran something through google translate that originally said 'ass' because he's a fucking retard.

If you like Purge you're probably 3k mmr and belong on reddit, fuck off.

>>146229105
They got close to losing against a team of 6k literal who's.
Forecast for tomorrow looks bad for them.

>>146229103
Because slavs are at least white, unlike anyone in south america

>>146227830
>5k USW = 7k EUW
Nigga I'm on US and you've got it backwards

>>146229089
Don't forget about "cucks4lyfe"

>>146229227
Also I guess it's that slavs actually own their own PC's instead of having a PC cafe culture

>>146229154

that's kinda rude 2bh, those are probably 10yo peruvians hyped about playing against the best team in the world.

>>146229024
>>146229154
Listo also means "ready" if it's used with the verb estar, but Sumail used it with ser.
I got the feeling he was talking about the courier.

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>people actually thought EG would lose

YOU ALL GOT SCAMMED BY PEEDUR LMAO

pasty white kid rapping

we wuz bees n shit

Is grandgrant stream any good?

>>146229485
t. peruvian

stop being so shit and we'll think about it

>>146229529
No but it's cool to pretend so.

shout out to loomdumb lmao

>>146229529
yeah it's pretty funny

>>146229485
I honestly envy the people getting stomped by EG. They get to talk to their heroes and even play against them.

>>146229485
Is there ANY REASON you should be treated as equals to anyone but Africans?

>>146229558
Ok well I was just watching the games in client and talking to some anon in steam voice chat but I've been streaming the games on twitch. Idk if people would rather watch me cast like an idiot

Disruptor = Old player from "Yellow Submarine" + "Enso"

Tidehunter = Old player from "Yellow Submarine" + "Enso"

Oracle = Old player from "Yellow Submarine + "Enso"

Timbersaw = "Old Player from "Enso"

Edit: No info about Lifestealer.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2453025948

http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/teams/1964407

Check their recent teams.

Tidehunter (http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/players/113995822)

Disruptor (http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/players/117483894)

>>146229529
It depends on wether you can put up with Grants shit or not.
It's the sort of stream you watch to laugh at him, not because he's good.

TA is going to melt with all those ion shells

poor TA shes such a bad hero

>>146229173
im on reddit and d2g

>more peru

wew

>>146229743
He's NAdota, he's basically a shitposter to the highest degree.
You have to be able to appreciate NAdota to appreciate him.

Your other options are annedroid or LMAO llama.

The choice is clear since barnyy refuses to bring us the high quality play by plays.

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>EG won't make it through opens they said

>>146229836
she isnt bad, just highly situational

>0 min first blood

>>146229797
>mad at grandgrant

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>vamonos muchachos

twitch /roqueja

If you want a more d2g stream

so this is the power of... south america...

The stack I was gonna play in is going to face EG next game, told them to come through for the memes givem your energy d2g.

>>146229692
>Is there ANY REASON you should be treated as equals to anyone but Africans?
Maybe because 30% of america is african?

>>146230035
we don't want you to win since you aren't gonna make it anyway
just throw

VEGGIES IS LOSING LUL
HAHAHHA

>>146230081
then why isnt 30% of america in africa?

>veg is losing

fug

grandgrant is such a FUCKIN bro

I hate it when pros are lazy about CS, too.

>All these assblasted EU cucks can't take the NA bantz

Absolutely hilarious desu

>>146230129
>>146230147
>haven't even lost a tower yet

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>watching tier Z teams play

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>veggies change in tone from "lol dis gon b ez" to srs bizness

why is Zai leveling stats on Riki at level 2?

>>146230112
I couldn't play with them work reasons and what not.

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>level 1 slardar

>>146230081
They are descendents of people who were brought to a better place, yes. However being a South American in South America is just equivalent to an African who never left home, not the same as the other. One is clearly better, anon.

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>grant is super based
>never casts anything

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>Watching Veg
>these people are '''''''professional''''''' analysts

Pls come watch my cast d2g if you don't like btshit or grandautismo

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>Swahili

You all doubted him

but hes level 2 now

so s t f u

who th efuck is casting EG?
anyone got any link?
wanna root against them

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>>146230392
>NA dota

>>146230608
twitch tv grandgrant

>>146230695
No but for real, I wanna know the answer too.

>>146230403
>However being a South American in South America is just equivalent to an African who never left home
I wish! I'm freezing here...

Actually, I wish I had 300 """""""lb"""""" of fat in my body to not suffer cold anymore

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>>146230630
>peru
>north america

>>146230608
Twitch/ roqueja

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>that L shit

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>>146230770
>implying i'm watching and not just shitposting

Who's THAT hero /d2g/?

The one you love to play but just can't win games on.

For me it's Pugna or Rubick. I love Rubick so much but I have a 20% winrate over like 60 games.

>>146230936
Lina

>>146230936
Kunkka as a core. I hate farming so I guess all cores.

>>146230936
38% winrate on storm

how can you retards actually enjoy grant?

>>146230936
Blog the Post

>>146231063
rofl

go play chess more american

Jesus fuck come watch my stream doturds if you don't like grant

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>he can't enjoy grant
i pity you

>>146231063
We're not fun-hating eurodogs.

>>146231063
Because we're not assblasted EU tards like you.

Isn't it time for you to drink tea or suck a muslims cock or something?

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playing chess at america's level

HAHAHAHAHA

FUNDAMENTALLY RETARDED

you play dark seer
and you'll like it

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>universe was just pretending to be bad the entire time on secret

bravo, ppd
bravo, universe
you two truly are evil geniuses

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HOLY SHIT THIS GUY

holy shit grandgrant autism is unbearable

guess i will have to watch vegshit

Female Arteries - Grandgrant 2016

This fuckin guy

>Crystal maiden's net worth at 18 minutes
holy fuck how is that even possible

>burps mid cast
>just keeps going and powers through it
how based can one man be?

CM has 4 0 0 N E T W O R T H

>>146231410
Well, Universe doesn't have female arteries, so he isn't wrong.

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How to fix silencer in 6.89:

Arcane Curse remade entirely
>New Arcane Curse:
>Nortrom steals all magic from target aoe, moving all positive buffs from enemies onto allies at random and all negative buffs from allies onto enemies. Only affects buffs as a basic dispel
>Places a damage over time onto all enemy units in the aoe that deals 15/20/25/30 damage per second for 30 seconds or until that enemy casts a spell. Deals half damage to non-hero units.
>Aoe reduced from 425 to 300
>Buffs/Debuffs will only be moved if a unit of the opposing team is within 700 radius. If no valid target is in range, the buff is unchanged.

Glaives of Wisdom now burns mana equal to damage dealt
>If you have a 120 damage attack and 90 intelligence, you deal an additional 72 pure damage and 72 mana per glaive.

Last Word now instantly gains control of summoned units when targeted on them
>Does not gain control of neutral or lane creeps, only summoned creeps such as forged spirits or necronomicon. Cannot control creep-heroes.

Aghanims Global Silence remade:
>Applies Arcane Curse to all enemy heroes on the map AND moves all buffs/debuffs for units in range

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>hating grant

>peruvian joking about peruvian team
kek

>>146231406
twitch / roqueja

I'll actually cast for d2g if you dislike Reddit or grangantuan autism

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>>146231406
Grant is operating on levels of irony you can't conceive.

>>146231546
fuck off retard

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>useless sluts like kaci invited to TI6
>grant isn't

>>146227982
>>146229235
He is actually kind of right. Most account booster are from Europe and sell account to European players

thank you for the roster locks valve

>>146231595
Thank christ

Who are Goku and Vegeta of Dota?

>turn sound on for a second
>faggiest, most whiny voice I've ever heard in my entire life

Do you people actually submit yourselves to this or do you just pretend

>two hundred (200) networth

>200 net worth at 21 minutes

literally how?

non-human peruvians

shitskins man

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Reminder that Grant fucked that thicc QoP cosplayer, cucked some guy in the process, blackmailed her after, got hacked and doxed, and couldn't give less of a fuck afterwards.

>Suma1l is died for me

What did they mean by this?

is hating grant like hating slacks

>>146231736
this guy means kittyplaysgames btw

>>146231595
If grant showed up would everything suddenly get blurry and full of artifacts?

>>146231736
which QOP cosplayer?

I don't usually like memecasts but fucking grant is something else

>>146231736
>>146231826
no he didn't

>>146231736

I'm so sorry he had to fuck Black^

Grant IS CANONICALLY our guy

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This guy has to be buzzed.

>>146231357
>they're stomping literalLITERALwho teams
>hehe see universe was gud da whole tiem :^)

>>146231765
suma1l is kill

>>146231880
he did, the cuck (her ex-bf) had someone hack his twitter profile and he leaked the blackmail

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>Grant has competing viewers with BTS

>>146231734

wow

racist AND rude.

is beesa stack in open qual?

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>redditors easily triggered by our guy grant

has this cunt on the bts stream said a single worthwhile thing? she isn't funny, knowledgeable, nice, or cute. what is her appeal?

>>146232092
No, they got invited

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>>146232149
She's a female so the SJW redditards are obligated to like her.

>>146231980
Odsheever reached 45k while beyondtheschedule barely made 6k for the eu qualifiers

The fat Jew really fucked up with this sjw cast

>>146232092
D I R E C T
I N V I T E
Beesa is moving up in the world

>>146231957
women do not have sex with grandgrant

>>146230936
WR

42% win rate over 70 games

>>146232149
her appeal is hatewatchers

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>grant may be even more based than based thorin

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>redditors think any caster other than tobi is our guy

>>146232149
she has a vagina

>>146232251
have you seen his moves? of course grant fucks

>>146230936
TA.

2 wins in like 16 matches.

guys what ever happened to eosin

Who chotto matte here?

>>146232392
literally who?

>>146232149
Is she the caster who talks way too fast?

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>>146232149
I will stream for d2g if you guys don't like btshekel whale girl and grandshit

twitch / roqueja

If people come and tell me to talk I will say things and not typecast like a faggot

>>146232183
>>146232247
DC or Col are going to send him back to his rainny socialist island

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So let's just say that Yames will make a surprise appearance in the Hub , who would he bully and try to fuck? 10$ on llama and try hitting on aneedroid or however you spell her ign

>>146232237
Post more Misaki please.

>>146232484
Have you seen how fucking shaky CoL look recently?
I reckon they've got a solid chance for the wildcard spot at least.

>>146232510
llama isn't white, shes some dirty indian

>>146232510
more

NOW

>>146232484
More like CoL would send themselves back to irrelevancy I mean have you seen their games?

>>146232510
>Yames
>aneedroid
I mean... Have you seen her photos?

>>146229998
>>146230771
>>146231575
>>146232474
Hey senpai, can you stop advertising your own channel? Grant (The God) is already casting the game and those that aren't reddit are enjoying it. Thanks!

>>146232474
kill yourself

>>146231980
The Tobi cast is ruined by some random chick for no reason

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>>146232474
chill

>team Ohayou!

>>146230936
AM
i just love ricing with him but am shit at knowing which early game fights to join
maybe i should try him again now that the vanguard meme is back

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>NEETS in denial that Grant fucked fattyplaysgames

I bet he made her dress up as QoP too lmao

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>>146232541
What's keeping CoL down anyway? Every time they start looking good they blow it

>>146231709
dendi is goku. miracle is vegeta. actually i have no idea, but you gotta admit dendi is about as poorly written as goku

>>146232654
Post them

>>146231736
>>146231834
Yeah... pics or it didn't happen.

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>that sheever laugh

I simply cant... im here to watch dota, not to have fucking feels god dammit fuck this life

>>146232748
>swindle
need I say more?
Also the down syndrome swede brothers are probably part of it too.

>>146232668
Suck a cock I only want (you)s so people can say if they want this shit or not.

Are there any tournaments after this or we gucci and straight hub and TI?

>>146232906
July is packed

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>not willingly playing Low Priority to do challenges and quests

>>146232906
the summit 5 is on the 13th next month
nanyang is next month too i think
dunno about anything else

Black

I was number one on dotabuff with kunkaa even when attacker was in his prime.

>>146232906
Summit 5

>Happy to see Yawar winning some games
>He's playing with Ritsu

:<

Electric... we are electric...

How many games have EG played?

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So is Riki support actually viable?

It seems pretty decent

I saw a really high tier game and I saw Riki buy ACTUAL support items (as in shit like Force Staff)

I had to get Venom / Axe / Boots and ward/deward the whole game because of my retarded teamcomp and just got diffu at the end of my game.

Are there any good support riki players to watch

>>146233096
hello redd*t

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>2012+4
>still no gay hero
Uh dotards?

In 2-4K
farm decides 30% of the game
teamplay decides 40% of the game
individual skill decides 15% of the game
the last 15 % is other factors

if you suck at dota, farm more and play with at least one of your teammates.
some games you cant win, some games you cant loose but its those games in between that you truly are the only constant

>>146233147
Two so far.
They got a free pass for the first two for some reason.
Have two left today.

guys pik fire troll pls ez win

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>>146233268
I wouldn't say he's gay, but everyone who plays Invoker is a humongous faggot.

>>146232829
Was all I could find. Just her in the cosplay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfxEw7sK8lA

>>146233273
In 2-4k you can single handedly win the game with good farm and map awareness. The biggest issue people have at that level is they don't have map awareness also a lot of carries don't know if they can win a fight against the other carry.

Miracle on grant's stream

>>146233273
>newfag making generalizations between 2-4k when 2k, 3k and 4k are all seperate

fuck off retard.

>>146233112
Hehe oldfags ww@

>>146233282
Good, I haven't missed much.

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>>146233246

>>146233268
>what is Traxex the Drow Ranger and Windranger?
>what is Lina and Crystal Maiden
>what is Legion Commander and Queen of Pain
>what is Sky Cuckmage and Terrorblade

>>146233268
It's not clear if anyone is gay or straight in dota2 to begin with minus a few heroes.. They're too busy killing each other.

Black top tier player and I wish he would stream honestly. He is actually funny as hell.

Mason cuck pic pls post thx

>>146233447
There probably won't be any interesting matches till tomorrow desu.
I think the earliest EG can meet a real team is tomorrow.

>>146233525
twitch tv/blackdotatv

>Grant basically giving a blowjob to NA dota every time he talks
I he always like that?

>>146233268
Lina has a line that's something like "Drow, you're finally warming up to me."
>>146233493
We do know Meepo, KOTL, and Oracle all have the hots for Lina.

>>146233591
I'm not even that interested in that, m8. I love stomps.

lol grant isnt allowed to talk about unions because he works at walmart

>>146233380
Thanks.

Best QoP cosplay imo is G's gf friend/groupie.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BA1j19eDYxc/?taken-by=nekki_ki&hl=en

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCfwpMAjYwl/?taken-by=nekki_ki&hl=en

This girl is pretty awesome.

Peru turn ups lmao goodbye sides

>>146233638
i tried it for about a year, not all that great, regular masturbation is fine enough, as long as you tie your cock off with a string or a hairtie, something to keep it feeling nice and tight

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>>146233487
>Legion Commander and Queen of Pain
Literally where the fuck did you pull that one from?
I'm going to need some art to support that.
this is all I have.

>>146233670
The thing you need to understand about Grant is he's literally the personification of NA dota.

>>146233741
turnips

ftfy

I just realized the most powerful abuse if you have a compendium. this makes it so you cant loose mmr at all.
this is how it works:
1. always play on your lowest mmr
2. ???
3. win

if you follow this step, you can only climb higher

>>146233676
Drow is a emo faggot , Lina clearly means she's finally talking or something along those lines not being gay retard

>>146233440
I smoke a lot of weed my mom says Im a bad boy

>>146233476
why some of the poo on his face is darker??

>>146233670
>wigger
>shitter
>autistic
>redditor

He's always like that.

>>146233814
thanks senpai

>watching NA level trash tier games in qualifiers
>one team has kunkka, zeus, slardar
>other has invoker, earth spirit, slark
>its the bloodseeker that is balling out of control

>>146233670

Yes? Are you new?
He lives and breathes NA dota. When he casts the smaller tournaments and azubu-exclusive ones he explains all rivalries, all drama, all stories between the players.
Guy made me an NA fangay to be honest.

How can reddit be racist if they're the kids version of le 4chins????

>this veggies draft
Yeah they're tilting hard

>>146233936
Behold the power of peru

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I'd never watched grant before.

May our guy arguments never be had again, this is the true NA dota commentary in NA dota language.

If RTZ was 't the betrayer would he be at Miracle levels?

I thought Valve doesnt allow smurf on open qualifier. Why is Miracle playing right now?

>>146234308
No, because he's not skilled enough.

>>146234308
No, he doesn't have the raw talent for that, he's just good at farming

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who /kaidota/ here

>celibacy is made up by the illuminati
not our guy

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>look to see who veggies its against
>it's the team my stack lost to
>if my stack beat them, we would have faced veggies

I'm not sure whether to be upset or relieved.

>>146234331
You really think that's miracle?

I have respect for my nigga Grant.
Motherfucker lives to suck NADota dick. Everything comes out of his mouth is the essence of NADota.

The nobody king, the Walmart worker, the personification of NA commentary

>>146234530
>losing to peru
TOP FUCKING KEK

why is merlini maxing his stun and not the toss ?

>eating
>get a crumb stuck in the back of my mouth
>try to get it out for 5 minutes
>realize it's a new tooth
Am I fucked?

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>>146234587
We cocked up the draft and have a bad time dealing with early aggression. Not much you can do about that.

>>146234535
It's pretty amazing, with the passion and knowledge he has he should be able to be somebody, but because of his attitude he's a literal fucking nobody.
Take that $500 dollar showmatch he did a few days ago for example. That could have been a pretty big event but it was ruined by him just completely not caring on the presentation side.

>>146234754
>Its bone cancer
>you're going to die

>>146234754
you probably have impacted molars like I did and they are forcing themselves out

>>146234815
lmao fuck off reddit no one gives a fuck about your professionalism

>>146234308
he was but there wasnt as much to win

>>146234815
He just needs to blow other people in casting scene like how he blows NADota

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>146234786
>picking PA
>3/11 phoenix
>no dagger on kunkka

No wonder you lost.

>>>690845479
>>>690845479
>>>690845479

VB was my favourite up-and-coming team literally a year ago and haven't done anything since.

>that fucking sunray

DOTARDOS?

>>146234815
Fuck off. I bet you think James getting the boot was acceptable .

>>146235208
His co-caster for the showmatch was more interested in the football than the game.
I'm all for casual shit but that's just unacceptable.

Anyone have a logitech g502?

I just bought steelseries rival 300 today for 39 bucks but its kind a piece a shit

>reddit "trolls" have now paid GrandGrant over $20 for the opportunity to spam EG, curse words, and /b/-tier shock copypasta about hebephilia
>$16 alone is from EG spam

Why the fuck does this guy still work at Walmart? Nigga is a retards with money magnet.

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WHO HERE IS A BIG FISH???????

>>146235417
rofl who gives a shit

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>these donations

wait, miracle is grandgrant?

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>tfw you want to cast but meme donations keep interrupting you but you need the money because you work at walmart

>just now realized Purge is off Veggie Esports

they're going to make it now, aren't they

>>146235658
He lives for NADota familia. Nothing else matters.

I would not be surprised if GrandGrant ends up shooting a school when Dota dies and Grant has nothing to do anymore

>>146235417
Yeah, that was total bullshit, we coulda got the cavs score anywhere.

Really disappointing, I forget his name, but that dude is a DotA 1 legend, he coulda said a lot more.

Grant just closed donations, just made $63 to "get trolled" by twitchers with old /b/ copypasta.

Where do I sign up for this job?

is ritsu our guy?

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holy shit Grant is so knowledgeable what a bright young lad

>>146235957
literally who?

>Early aghs luna can 2v5 any team
>Unless the team is Centaur, Treant, Ogre, Treant, and Ogre

Fucking Grant.

When is eg is playing?

>>146236040
No, he's too much of a faggot to be anyone's guy, even NADota's.

>>146236164
who?

>>146236246
Right now

twitch tv grandgrant

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>>146236164

>>146236292
I'm not watching that bad cast

>>146236439
you can watch your girl cast at /beyondthesummit

>>146236439
but it's how you get the full NAdota experience.

dear god, grandgrant is fucking amazing why is he not at every major and on every panel and casting everything i fucking love this man. HOW IS ONE MAN SO ENTERTAINING AND QUICKWITTED?

Top 5 "I Literally Do Nothing" Heroes in the game:

1. Rubick
2. Doom
3. Lich
4. Puck
5. Phantom Lancer

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>BSJ

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>>146236439
>he doesn't want the true NA experience
What everj you fucking stupid autestic bitch. LEL.

>BSSSDSJ

>>146236670
It must be hard for you as his mom to see him go so unappreciated.

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>>146236317
>already lost T3
>enemy still has all tower
>still trash talking

>>146236680

You are bad.

>>146236803
>not trash talking when you're down

it's like you really don't understand the point.

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>Permabanned for the last 2 years from BTS chat
>Know it was because of spamming SNIFF SNIFF

No regrets to be quite honest family member.

>>146236803

>replying to PSG posts

LITERALLY
HOW
FUCKING
NEW

>>146236843
That you are a joke?

>>146236670
>swearing while casting

never gonna make it

>>146233727
I personally prefer Kitty's, but to each their own.
>tfw no winter wyvern cosplay

RIP Jigglebilly

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>>146236803

>>146236895
lmao nice familia

>>146236680
>no warlock
>no necro
>no bs
>no visage
>no leshrac
>no techies
>no tree
>no sniper

>>146237007

I get that DK is a troll build near the end of the game. But what the fuck was SB doing

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>>146237007
>The match is marked as insignificant

>>146237091
looks like it was a low pri game man, hard to even say.

>>146237043

>implying any of those has a spot on the TOP FIVE list other than possibly Sniper

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when was your last game?

>>146237007
>normal skill
>one hour long
>insignificant match
what are you doing in your life son