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/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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Team 8 edition

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo

>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/

>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon

old thread:
>>145977265
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Rin a shit.
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Himawari a cute
I also miss Rinbot
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>>146169670
All of you made him kill himself.
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I was gonna start an END OF THE SECOND WAIFU WAR/Let's all TRY to get along edition, but this works as well.

I'm now gonna await the inevitable implosion from various groups.
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>>146169670
Agreed, Himawari is her generation's best girl.
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>>146169707
This warms my heart.

>>146169763
DID I HEAR HIMAWARI?
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>>146169818
This is less about 'don't talk shit', which is both fine and innevitable, but more about 'don't go on long, exhaustive, autism-riddled tirades that do nothing but shit up the thread, both for people who have feelings about either character AND for those who don't'.

We'll never get rid of shit-talking - and honestly, I don't want to, because talking shit is a lot of fun, and I wouldn't want to see that disappear. I think other anon and I were just hoping to, at the very least, cut down on how much bile is spewed throughout the general.

This place used to be really good. Now we're all just jaded, angry, hate-riddled shitposters who barely remember why we even come here anymore.

I would like a comfy thread with good-natured shit talking. That's the dream.
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> the three girls will never actually look as good in the manga as the fanart makes them out to be
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>>146170036
Better than her mom?
>possibly
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>>146170036
Good luck with that.
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>>146170368
> Naruto's spirit and joy of life
> Hinata's based Hyuuga titty genes
> Hanabi's based Hyuuga ass/hips genes
She's a cracker, for sure.
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>>146169708
Well, even if the fic one has people throw shit around in a fit of rage, there's no denying that the canon Team 8 is pretty fucking based, if criminally underused.

Although I do genuinely prefer both Team 7 and 8 the way that fic had them. Kiba, Sakura and Sasuke make for a nice rival-on-a-friendly-basis team, and they are already far more of a team than the canon lot ever was.
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>>146170507
I'm not saying it'll work - it almost certainly won't, in fact. Someone who has been asleep will come in and not get the memo and ruin things. Or someone else will get bored and throw a grenade in the midst, and someone else won't be able to resist.

More than anything, the easiest way to fix the rather horrible shithole this place has become for what seems to be more than 50% of the time is simply not respond to bait. But we all know that everyone - myself included - is INDISPUTABLY correct and we MUST let everyone know.

I'm gonna make a conscious effort not to respond to bait in the future. Might not make a difference, but Jesus Christ it'll make me feel better.
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>>146170712
>not respond to bait
I 100% agree and will do my part by replying to bait labeling it as such when I see it.
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The thing about Team 8 that in it's time - like a decade ago, was when it could be considered for praise. But the story is out of it's timezone. It's literally a Dinosaur.

Now that it's the current year, it's way behind in it's time. While you can enjoy, you have to admit that any positive feeling you have for it is purely based on nostalgia.

And I'm so, so, so, SO, SO glad you made a thread with that title. I know why you did. I see through your veil. You think you're a funny person. But you know? I'm not taking the bait. I know when you were making this thread giggling to yourself like a little girl thinking "That will push his buttons tehe."

Oh you poor, poor fucking faggot. I find myself a better man at the fact I don't make threads about this certain topic even though I easily could. But do you really wanna know I feel for most of you when I'm the only one that can swallow his pride? This video shows an example of what I want to do.
https://youtu.be/456GpND7HFc
This is how feel about some of you people since it's such a CRIME to not like...well I'm not going to say it's name. No, I'm not. I know you want me too. Who would have thought I have opened such a can of worms for not liking...THAT. But I don't regret it because I don't like it. I remember when it first started. When I said "Can we stop talking about this story and talk about some other ones?". I thought that would be the end. People here aren't on the autistic spectrum like that to make a big deal about it. Just tell them to stop. But to my surprise all of you went absolutely mental on me. And it lasted more then one thread where I had to defend myself. Because that story has the kind of fanbase that attacks people who are against it.

So I'm just going to say this to you. To ALL of you: Have a nice day. Have a very, very nice day.
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I really like this 'realistic' drawings of some of the characters by this guy. He's done Itachi and Sasuke, and I think he did a few others as well.

>>146171160
I was replying to a comment that was no longer there, buddy. Relax. I was on your side.
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I'll be getting this.
>notgonnajizzoniteither
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>>146171382
My bad, replied to you by accident.
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>>146171495
Man, has that still not been released? It was a minor discussion topic here like a month ago.
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>Still no beach episode.
Why? Every other anime has it.
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We need more true life drawings. Drawfag, pls get to this level ASAP, ty

>>146171536
No wukkas.
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>>146171495
>even the 16 year old hinata figurine has bigger tits than the boruto version
suffering
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How old was Yamato as of the Fourth Shinobi World War? Kakashi was his senior, obviously, so he'd be...what, like mid-to-late 20s? Really early 30s?
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>>146170438
>banshee attempts to consume a man's soul.gif
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>>146171025
Stop I can't have an erection at work.
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Let's talk about the RtN universe because I really like the RnT universe. Would like to see more of it in the future? Would you like the characters to be in this game or another? Do you have any theories and ideas on unseen characters and what the rest of the world could be like?
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>>146171079
>But the story is out of it's timezone. It's literally a Dinosaur.
It is based on Part 1, which is by a long shot the best part of the series.

Not having ties to some of the later garbage, beyond what the writer might feel like is appropriate to include (i.e. Nardo's Wind element), with hope that we might get actual ninja shit and not have everything revolve around the latest power of the Sharingan, is one of the best qualities of the thing.

>you have to admit that any positive feeling you have for it is purely based on nostalgia
I found it last year and enjoyed it fully.
At best it's nostalgia for the way Part 1 used to feel over Part 2, and I am all too happy to admit to my preference there.

The rest of your post is pure autism beyond the scope of man, I shan't address it.
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>>146171865
Probably just 30 years old.
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>>146171963
Don't fall for the bait, anon. Be strong. Like Pervy Sage would've wanted of you.

Pic related.
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>>146172054
>How come he don't want me, man?
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>>146171986
Sounds about right. Kakashi would've been like 30-33 as of then - if my maths is right - so yeah, 30yo Yamato would fit.
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>>146172054
>Be strong. Like Pervy Sage would've wanted of you.
Strength is nothing against true pain.
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>>146171715
I could definitely paint a realistic face in oil or acrylic if I had like 12 hours + of free time to do it. I've done like 5 or 6 portrait paintings before so I'm pretty comfortable with it, the challenge would be inventing a face that looks enough like the characters, but I could probably photoshop a reference picture out of a real face.

but when it comes to digital painting my skills leave much to be desired. which is why I need to practice and also get the right equipment
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>>146171926
>Would like to see more of it in the future?
Eh, normally I am all over alternate universe stuff, but RtN just didn't manage to sell itself to me. Maybe if we had more actual alternate shenanigans happening, and the world really was the cornerstone of the film instead being all about Pinkshit in the worst possible ways, I'd be happier with it.
10/10's dream version of it didn't do much to flesh it out either.

That said, it's got good bits. Shy Ino and Bitchnata are obviously great, but there is potential for an overly emotional Sai whose malformed, inept paintings come to life to everyone's regret, or a flat Tsunade being bossed around by Shizune and her rack.
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>>146172217
Nardo proved that false. Strength of character and love for his Village beat out Pain's, well, pain.

>>146172235
Dude that'd be mad af if you actually were able to do one. That'd be fucking sick.
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>>146172324
>Nardo proved that false. Strength of character and love for his Village beat out Pain's, well, pain.
Tell that to Kawaki.
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>>146172054
I fucked up, anon. I thought he finally got around to making an actual discussion of it, made a reply to his first point, and only then did I see where he switched at the third paragraph. I'm starting to feel kinda sorry for him.
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>>146172265
>Eh, normally I am all over alternate universe stuff, but RtN just didn't manage to sell itself to me. Maybe if we had more actual alternate shenanigans happening, and the world really was the cornerstone of the film instead being all about Pinkshit in the worst possible ways, I'd be happier with it.
Yeah, it would have been fun to see the Rookies of that world help in the battle against Menma.
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>>146172324
Maybe I'll do a realistic portrait of an OC from the game if I have some free time ;^)

God knows I've hoarded enough paint and canvas that I'm not doing anything with atm.
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>>146172235
Also, I've done you a write-up for the hardware side of the equipment! You don't have any excuse (unless you're short on funds). Pip pip!

>>146172395
We know nothing about Kawaki's motivation. I'd actually like to see a fleshed out enemy, you know? I want an enemy that can beat Naruto on a philosophical field, as well as a physical one, and I think Pain is the closest we ever got to that.

>>146172470
'Sall g. This thread is actually going REALLY well, considering we're 45 posts in and haven't had a MAJOR sperg attack yet. I hope we can keep it rolling.

However, you and I BOTH need to simply not respond to Team 8 baitposting in the future, ok?
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>>146172470
I feel sorry for all of you and your autism. You think I like arguing with all of you over crap?
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Don't fall for it.
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>>146172621
And I don't like how you all instigate the whole thing yet I'm to blame. That is fridge logic. Fucking FRIDGE LOGIC.
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>>146172564
>short on funds
Time to start putting those hairpussies to work, I guess. Am I using this hot new maymay correctly, guys?
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>>146172752
What did the post above yours JUST say?

Let him burn himself out. He'll either settle or leave. He might flare up, but as long as you don't rise, he has nothing. Zen, little dude.

>>146172784
I still don't know if you're serious about whoring out Waniko or not.
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>>146172784
I'm pretty sure it's just one guy.

How much for a picture of Nardo fucking hairpussies?
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Reminder that Arata somehow came out as the most /fa/ member of the fucking team.
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>>146172841
>I still don't know if you're serious
Neither do I
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>>146172841
That's funny. Since It was ME who was replying to my own post to add more detail to it. Like I said it's fridge logic. It's like pushing someone down a hill and blaming them for falling.
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>>146172990
whose hairpussies are we talking about?
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>>146172997
So an example from Nardo would when Sasuke nicked Naruto with Sakura's poisoned kunai and Sakura yells at Naruto for passing out.
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>>146172992
> I can't forgive you
> I still hate you
> ends up being one of Naruto's post-mortem best buds
> ends up being one of the main people shown outside his family and Coolest Guy who influenced him
He thought Nagato was a pretty cool guy after he revived the entire Village.

>>146172995
Do whatever you want. I'm interested to see how you all play. Also, dunno if you were around when I said in the previous thread, but I fixed mission four - which is where the story REALLY kicks off - and managed to get it away from Uchiha shittery and get it more suited to Waniko. Should be good.

>>146172997
My bad. I missed the first 'and', so I didn't realise you were carrying on from your last post. Either way, it's time to let it go.
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>>146172993
Cute. CUTE!
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>>146173228
>He thought Nagato was a pretty cool guy after he revived the entire Village.
Well, to be fair undoing a whole lot of murder, even if it was by your hand, ought to get you some forgiveness points.
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>>146173228
Look. I'm going to be honest with everyone here. Brutally honest. I love this general and I don't like seeing it go to shit. I don't like seeing it go to shit at all. We'll compromise. Compromise is good. I'll say this. You'll love to hear this. If we can just all agree that our opinions on that story are just OPINIONS: I'll try my best to give it a rest. Yes, you read me right. If I think it sucks it's MY opinion and if you think it rocks it's YOUR opinion. How does that sound? Does it sound fair and or do we have to push rewind and do this all again?
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>>146172993
Is he Kakashi's bastard kid? Did Kakashi fucking finally put the smut down and got laid?
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>>146173098
Ebisu
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>>146173539
If he can forgive Obito he can forgive anybody.
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>>146173803
Who couldn't forgive Obito? He's the coolest guy who can't be seen as anything else but awesome.
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>>146173765
Not what I planned, but I've had a DM reveal that my Paladin's real dad was a vampire.
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>>146173882
Nanadaime-sama, pls.
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>>146173542
Deal. That's all I ever wanted.

However, does that mean that if you see two people discussing it - not calling you out specifically, but just discussing it between themselves - you'll be able to keep out of it?

>>146173765
Nah, whole different clan. He likes the Kakashi look though. His mask is made of a fine mesh to filter out poisons, since that's his clan's thing. It's better to not kill yourself when fucking with airborne neurotoxins.
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>>146174051
>However, does that mean that if you see two people discussing it - not calling you out specifically, but just discussing it between themselves - you'll be able to keep out of it?
I'll try it. If it's just one of the many stories that get mentioned; I'll try to ignore it and just let it happen. Anything to keep the general approachable like it was.
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>>146173228
>get it away from uchiha shittery
I can't wait, senpai. Haven't read any of your spoilers so I'm pretty excited to see how it'll go down.

>>146169362
Oops, I totally missed this question when I read through the thread when I woke up.

If you're someone who is used to drawing traditionally (which I'm assuming you are because no tablet) then a regular digitizer with no screen might take you like a week or two to get used because hand/eye is separated, but that being said a lot of people learn to prefer that. but an intuos or other "traditional" Wacom digitizer will be a lot cheaper than an iPad pro or widows surface. Of course if you were going to buy one of those two things anyways I would say go for it because I've seen people use both of those things as drawing devices with good results. Unfortunately if you're a fan of drawing on a screen directly (which I am because I usually draw by hand on paper) then your options are in pretty high price points (a regular cintiq is like $700) so it would make sense as a beginner to use something like an iPad or surface even with their high price IF you were going to get one anyways.

But yeah as I've never owned an iPad or a surface I wouldn't know what to tell you about that but there are a whole bunch of reviews comparing their drawing ability on YouTube.

I've used both of them for like 30 minutes before and I'll tell you that the iPad has some nice drawing apps you can get for pretty cheap on the app store and the surface has jack shit out the box so you'll have to download something like sai which is awesome, and as a full computer the surface can run actual programs as well.
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>>146173228
>Not wanting Uchiha shittery.
Kishimoto wouldn't even spit in this general's direction.
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>>146174605
Good. Kishimoto can go and stay go.
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>>146174441
Then I guess we've reached a gentleman's agreement.

Is...is this it? Are we actually turning this fucking general around? Are we actually doing what no long-running general on /vg/ has actually done before and are FIXING our general?

Holy shit I might cry.

>>146174506
> Haven't read any of your spoilers so I'm pretty excited to see how it'll go down.
Excellent. It's gonna take a while to get there if the first mission was any indication. I mean, it took five sessions for one mission. I'M SO IMPATIENT, ALL THE COOL SHIT HAPPENS FURTHER DOWN THE LINE.

Oh well, mission three will be interesting enough.

>>146174605
To be fair, the girl that WAS running Akame Amenoko, the closet Uchiha, did up a hell dodgy, convoluted, FAIRLY edgy backstory.

I am a little upset I had to continue running with 'mind-wiped Ame orphan', but that's just the direction the story I had done up had taken by then, and it was integral at that point.
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>>146174661
You know, we should think up a Pokemon AU with the Naruto cast. Akatsuki could be Gym Leaders or one of the evil organizations like Team Dawn.
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>>146174784
>Is...is this it? Are we actually turning this fucking general around? Are we actually doing what no long-running general on /vg/ has actually done before and are FIXING our general?
At least until the Kawaki of the general arrives.
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>>146174784
>are we actually fixing our general?
It kind of looks that way, doesn't it?
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>>146175008
>>146175117
You guys cannot comprehend how fucking stoked I am right now. This is something I would've thought impossible.

I fucking knew all you guys were good, deep down. I fucking knew it.

I do dread when whoever's been asleep comes back on though. They would've missed all this and will think we're all still on full rage and anger mode.

Even worse, I'll be heading off to bed in like fifteen minutes. I'm a little bit scared to see the state of the general when I wake up. A lot can happen in six hours.
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>>146174868
Who'd be the Elite Four? The Uchiha Four - Sasuke, Itachi, Obito and Madara (doubles battle with Izuna alongside him?), with League Champion Indra?
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>>146174868
I thought up some mons for some of the cast

Naruto:
Ninetails (because Kyuubi)
Zoroark (Kitsune and stuff)
Seismitoad (toad summoning)
Excadrill (drill, spiral, don't ask me)
Staraptor (no real reason)
Rhyperior (see Excadrill)
Poliwrath (Toad and spiral motif)
Gyarados (water/flying, thought it fit Naruto well)
Leafeon (Leaf)
Infernape (felt like to give Naruto a fire starter)
Weavile
Greninja (it's a frog, might be some Sage mode bullshit, especially if the XY&Z anime has Ash Greninja)
Talonflame
Whimsicott (Japanese is a pun on typhoon)
Altaria
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>>146175458
>not giving naruto a tentaquil
Come on, anon.
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>>146175446
The Sound Four would fit the bill for the Elite Four since...there are four of them if you don't count Kimimaro.

If Naruto would be a main character like Red, Sasuke would be his rival like Blue/Green/Gary.
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>>146175571
Well it does kind of look like a frog, and it has that spiral motif going on. It might be cool, yeah.
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>>146175458
>>146174868

Sasuke
Shiftry (Tengu and Susanoo, should be an Uchiha/Susanoo staple)
Serviper (snake)
Gallade (sword fighter)
Staraptor (hawk summoning)
Purugly (cat village)
Aegislash (sword, probably wields it himself)
Bisharp (dark sword fighter)
Serperior (snake and leaf)
Manectric (lightning affinity)
Ninjask
Electivire (lightning affinity)
Shedinja (japanese name is Nukenin)
Farfetch'd (sword bird)
Marowak
Talonflame (fire affinity and hawk summoning)
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>>146175797
He needs a houndoom, the edgiest pokemon
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>>146175797
>>146175458
>>146174868

Hinata:
Arcanine (twin lion fist)
Mienshao (Gentle fist)
Luxray (lion and Luxrays have X-Ray vision, also electric type for lightning affinity)
Pidgeot (random bird)
Solrock (pun on her name)
Gardevoir (random waifumon)
Milotic
Volcarona (fire affinity, looks like a sun and also tribute to shino)
Espeon (Sunny Day)
Flareon (Fire)
Empeleon (noble)
Pyroar (fire and a lion)
Ampharos (random electric mon)
Florges
Manectric

>>146175975
that's a surprisingly good suggestion
some mons might overlapm but whatever
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>>146175659
Nah, they'd be team Orochimaru grunts.

Elite 4 would have to be something more special like kages, Akatsuki members or ninja gods
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>>146175975
I forget the name, but there was that yin-yang darkness goat thing from Gen III that all the edgy kids used to like.
Absol, now that I think of it.

The edgy faggot needs that.
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>>146175458
Give Nardo a male Nidoran -> Nidoking (becoming Hokage/king) and Hinata a female one to go with it.
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>>146176164
>Nah, they'd be team Orochimaru grunts.
Team Sound? Team Snake? Team Get Away With It?
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Alright you beautiful loveable weaboos. I'm off for the night. I reckon we can actually turn this thread around, for reals.

I really hope this doesn't turn back into an autistic shithole wasteland while I'm asleep.

Remember kids, just ignore the bait.

Anti-Team 8 guy, you're Third Hokage again. You're alright.
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>>146176315
I second this.
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>>146176149
>>146175797
>>146175458
>>146174868
Shino's battle pokemon
Ninjask
Accelgor
Scolipede
Galvantula
Shedinja
Vespiquen
Volcarona
Heracross
Pinsir

every other insect pokemon are at home and not for battling or are in training

>>146176205
Absol doesn't really fit Sasuke though, although you can make it work somehow

>>146176315
I was thinking about it, might go with your suggestion

I didn't do Sakura, yet. also Sai is hard to make a team, probably I should just give him 6 smeargles?
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We can all agree that shikamaru gets a slowpoke, right?

But does it evolve into a slowbro or a slowking?
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>>146176539
Shino would be that obligatory Bug Catcher trainer who has six Level 5 Catapie and then is confused as to why he lost the battle.
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>>146176593
Slowbro, no question.
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>>146176393
Night, friend
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>>146176593
Slowbro if a Shellder bites it's tail, isn't it? (well, in the anime anyway). I forget what it takes for a Slowking. If something bites his head?

Man, I'm so far behind on Pokemon. I stopped playing after Gen III.
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>>146176539
>>146174868
>>146175458
>>146175797
>>146176149
>>146176467

Kiba
Furfrou
Arcanine
Granbull
Houndoom
Stoutland
Mightyena
Manectric

not sure who will be the Akamaru out of the selection though
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>>146176593
>>146176648
He also needs a slaking and a snorlax.
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>>146176539
>Sakura
Can there be a female Machamp? Or that builder that's basically a weirdler looking Machamp line with wood and steel beams?
In addition to that Jigglypuff->Wrigglytuff.
Snubull.
Cherrym or whatever that thing was called.
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>>146176593
Shikamaru would get Slowpoke/Slowbro, a Snorlax, a Drowzee...and those are the only three really lazy Pokemon I know.

Oh, and a Slaking from Gen III
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>>146176780
Arcanine is the akamaru, for sure. I always thought it was the most noble of the dog-looking pokemon
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>>146176868
Oh, and a Chancey, and whatever that other pink pokemon is that takes over as the nurses' pokemon in the new regions.
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>>146176984
Blissey.
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>>146174868
>>146175458
>>146175797
>>146176149
>>146176539
>>146176780

Shikamaru
Sawsbuck (deer motif)
Stantler
Slaking (lazy)
Dusknoir (shadow stuff)
Duskclops
Noctowl (smart owl)
Alakazam (high IQ)
Metagross (high IQ)
Trevenant (tree and shadow stuff)
Slowpoke (anon suggestion)
Drowzee (anon suggestion)
Snorlax
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Last post before I conk out - we are more alive than I've seen in fucking weeks. This cannot be a coincidence.

Peace out.
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Was Madara a sexist?
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>>146176950
Akamaru means red, anyway, so Arcanine fits. Arcamaru it is.
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>>146177175
He lived in a world written by Kishimoto.
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>>146177175
A little bit. He lived in the old days so is it really a surprise?
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Anons here with DS' and Pokemon games should legit create Naruto character teams, get them to even levels, and battle it out.

There'd be an online version of that, wouldn't there? That'd be cool.
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>>146177295
Problem is there's no wind type in Naruto. Closest thing is flying, but electric annihilates it.
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>>146174868
>>146175458
>>146175797
>>146176149
>>146176539
>>146176780
>>146177103

Ino
Primeape (pig)
Grumpig (psychic pig)
Musharna (powers to affect dreams, just like Ino's mindcontrol powers)
Emboar (pig)
Roserade (poison flower like the storm games)
Froslass (random waifumon)
Gourgeist
Vileplume (another poisonus flower)
Hypno (dream powers)
Gothitelle (random psychic waifumon)
Meowstic
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>>146177387
Er, in pokemon. There's no wind type in pokemon.
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>>146177295
Sorry, all I've ever played was ROMs on my PC.
I've barely ever got around to having a console at all (a PS2 for Gran Turismo and that one good Spiderman game, and a 360 an old flatmate left me).
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>>146125671
>I fucking hate Sauce, and the way Nardo has this loyalty and friendship to him on no grounds, but come on, deciding 'nah, becoming Hokage is more important than Sasuke' is pretty far out of character. I even agree, but still find it unjustified in that situation for the character to say that.

I find that the most important aspect of fanfiction resides in fixing various problems throughout the canonical work through the benefit of hindsight. Naruto's outright obsession with Sasuke is one of the most baffling things throughout the series (when not half joking about homosexuality on Naruto's part, a lot of people give up on explaining the "why" behind it, entirely, and essentially just say that Naruto is mentally ill), and his intention of defending every single thing he did, even telling Sasuke that he would sooner die with him than seriously fight him, was a huge departure from Naruto in Part I, who immediately punched Sasuke at the Valley of the End before yelling at him about how much Shikamaru's team sacrificed. I feel that what happened in the manga was done to curb the focus of the series further towards the most popular character, Sasuke, whether it made sense for Naruto to behave that way or not, and that his reaction in Bijuu War is actually far more understandable.
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I did some for Obito. You're free to to do your own or add/take away from mine.

Unown (For Time-Space/Kamui.)
Volcarona (For his Fire affinity)
Darkrai (Darkness/pitch black/despair)
Ditto (Shape shifting: Obito's ability to disguise himself)
Trevenant (For Obito's wood release)
Banette (Ghost type for Obito being alive)
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>>146177567
Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec and Spider-Man 2?
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>>146177443
>>146174868
>>146175458
>>146175797
>>146176149
>>146176539
>>146176780
>>146177103
Chouji
Butterfree (butterflies)
Beautifly
Hariyama (some games decipt choji using sumo moves)
Diggersby
Vivillon
Throh (some judo doesn't hurt)
Mamoswine
Snorlax (to go mon)
Aggron
Golurk (random giant mon for giant Choji)
Goodra
Walrein (thick fat)

>>146177660
give him a houndoom, edgy firemon always fits Uchiha

time to work on a team gai pokemon team
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>>146177175
It seems more that he is shitting on her for not winning the genetic lottery like his husbando did than for being a woman
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>>146177798
Spiderman 2 and I think maybe Gran Turismo 4.
That's the vast majority of my console gaming, besides once I got that 326 I did go and play Fable 2, just to see whether it was as bad as people said.
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>>146178024
>326
Not sure how that's not a 360.
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Hinata needs a froslass too. In addition to the Nidoqueen. Also meinshao, mawlie, and togekiss. Can't think of any more off the top of my head. Maybe sunflora but that might be reserved for himawari.
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Madara's Pokemon list: EVERY SINGLE LEGENDARY.
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>>146178142
If the man says he has a 326, he has a 326. What? You gonna doubt my X-Station 2, next?
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>>146178387
What does kaguya have? My vote is arceus. Also maybe jirachi
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>>146178484
She has to have deoxys too, because ayylmao.
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>>146178484
She is a bonus legendary you get after you beat the game
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>>146178163
Hinata needs a Glaceon for the hime cut synergy.
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>>146178484
Hagoromo has Mew, Madara has Mewtwo?
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>>146177827
Sakura
Miltank
Chansey (hospitalmon)
Wigglytuff (hospitalmon in XY anime)
Goodra (slug like look)
Audino (hospitalmon in BW anime)
Machamp
Meganium (something to get her medical plants from)
Parasect
Breelom (fighting plant)
Unfezant (random birdmon)

I should give Sasuke a Hydreigon and Choji a Slurpuff and a vanniluxe

>>146178804
man, so many eeveelutions just fit with hinata

>>146178163
mienshao is already in the list I made, mawile is probably something more for Himawari, cute, but destructable. are you going for the yuki onna myth with frosslass?
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>>146177605
>I find that the most important aspect of fanfiction resides in fixing various problems throughout the canonical work through the benefit of hindsight.
To some degree I agree with you, however a certain rigor of method (pretentious as fuck that may sound) is necesdsary to get that done right.

It's very easy, for instance, to just have Ino shrug and say to hell with Sauce, because I want her to fuck Gaara or something.

But to do that at no prompting, to me, feels like taking the easy road. The best thing about writing fanfics is that you can make any character do as you think they should, but at the same time you should be careful, impose self-restrictions, have characters evolve over time rather than at the snap of your fingers.

So for the above scenario, you could have Ino fight Sauce in the prelims of the Exams or something.

He doesn't brutalize her like he did that Sound guy, but he does not have his kiddie gloves on, injures her, knocks her the fuck out.
She is shocked, disgusted, maybe even a bit afraid and angry over how he treated her even though she knows he had no obligation to do otherwise, which then drives her to the realisation that maybe what she should be looking for is something more than 'cool'. She decides to let Sakura have the edgy asshole, maybe even warn her (former) friend about him.
Shit goes on, she ends up on the rescue team for reasons, and sees Gaara come to their rescue.
Over time she is made chuunin on another exam, she volunteers to be an occasional liaison officer like Temari was, gets to know Gaara, about his trying to be a good and gentle person in spite of the shit that happened to him, finds herself genuinely fall in love with the guy.
Then she is enraged to find out Gaara is a fucking autist who has a far, far too weird obsession with Naruto.

To me that's a better overall story, even if it takes a bit more to get where I might want it to be, and does not have as much cute shit.
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>>146179132
also gonna add Cherrim to Sakura's team, because cherry blossoms
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>>146179132
>Miltank
Shouldn't Tsunade have that thanks to her miltanks?
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>>146179267
This.
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>>146178461
Actually both >>146178142 and >>146178024 are me, and I just wondered what the fuck got into my fingers.
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>>146179509
Shit happens, I fuck up my posts all the time.
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>>146179293
Maybe she's compensating for not having any tits by getting a Pokemon that's all about them.
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Killerbee

Octillery
Tauros
Bouffalant
Omastar
Raikou?
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>>146179132
Neji
Mienshao (gentle fist)
Pigeon (like a free bird)
Braviary (freeest bird)
Lucario (mystical martial arts)
Medicham
Luxray (xray vision)
Samurott
Chandelure

man, giving neji a team is harder than expected

>>146179293
>>146179853
I didn't expect this
please go on

>>146179938
probably a Hawlucha, who tags with his own brother Hawlucha?
a Pikachu Libre?
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>>146176149
Can someone draw Hinata with Gardevoir, Neji with Gallade, and Hanabi with Kirlia?
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>>146180125
>please go on

What, do you want me to write SakuTsuna lewd lactation fics or something?
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>>146180353
I have never read a fanfiction or seen a Hentai based on lactating even though I'm sure they exist and are common.
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Get to Kakashi's Pokeyman, nigga!.
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>>146179263
>It's very easy, for instance, to just have Ino shrug and say to hell with Sauce, because I want her to fuck Gaara or something

Replace "Gaara" with "Sai" and this is what she did in canon. Sasuke had become a traitor who had attempted to kill her friends. You don't need to create an elaborate reason for why she'd drop what, as far as we could tell, was just a shallow infatuation with him over this, particularly given what we already know about Ino's strong sense of right and wrong.

When characters act in a manner that does not make sense, which is common enough due to Kishi's lack of quality as a writer, I don't consider it a crime to write them in a manner that does.
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>>146180674
>That pic
The fact that Sakura didn't have a different impression on Sasuke after that moment really showed Kishi's competency as a writer. The same goes for Karin too.
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>>146180493
I don't read too many lewds, but lactation is pretty common, even in doujins not expressly focused on them.
I'm guessing it's one of those 'easy fetish points' things to do, like shoving footfaggotry everywhere which is fucking infuriating when you are into legs, there is not ONE of them around that doesn't feature a huge panel shoving some girl's feet in your face, stretching her fucking toes. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. I WANT DELICIOUS THIGHS, AND LEGWEAR, NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, WHY YOU GOTTA INCLUDE THAT SHIT. IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS EVERY OTHER DOUJIN BEING INCEST. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BASTARDS?
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>>146180972
Try being into breast expansion but not futa and stuff. Life is suffering.
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>>146180674
But she was still in love with Sauce even after he was branded a wanted terrorist
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>>146180972
Legs are to0 softcore I guess. I usually like the legs and the feet together.
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>>146180125
tenten
team gimmick is that every mon of her team learns either the move fling, smack down, spikes and toxic spikes naturally
Cacturn
Greninja
Roserade
Weavile
Clawitzer
Muk
Drapion
Gigalith

>>146180640
I will most likely copy the team the other anon made some threads before, but I will try to give him more pokemon
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Do you guys ever even talk about the fucking game or nah
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Hidan

Wobbuffet
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>>146181190
I always roll my eyes every time I see Sakura or Ino think about Sasuke in a emotional situation.
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>>146181357
Naruto has a game?
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>>146181357
We are talking about the game, and the game is Pokémon.

Feel free to start game discussion but I seriously think a lot of us haven't actually played it.
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>>146181271
Kakashi, mostly copied from the other anon with some additions
Ditto (copy ability)
Jolteon (lightning)
Swampert
Houndoom (dog)
Gallade
Kingdra (other anon suggestion)
Ninjask
Bisharp
Manectric

>>146181401
give Hidan every mon, which learns Destiny Bond naturally, too

>>146181796
I play storm 4, I'm trash at it, Tekken and Pokken Tournament are my things
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>>146181357
I can't talk about something I don't have.
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>>146180674
That's a pretty generous way to infer Ino's characterisation, given that she still dreamt about Sai and Sauce fighting over her, even if that interpretation is one I too prefer myself.

What I am saying is that it would be silly to have Ino in the Chuunin Exam arc just do that outright. It's completely baseless in the written exam, after she sees him go full edge in the Forest it's workable, but to me it would need something more 'real' to her personally, not just seeing how he treats a proper enemy.

It's all about gradual departure from Kishi's vision, flavoured with generous interpretation. Do it too easily, and you lose opportunities for character growth and a worthwhile story.


So, in that fic you could have the scene where Nardo is named Hokage after the Pein attack, sure, and be faced witha question of what to do about the Sauce situation. He could bluff, saying that he will hear Ayy's charges personally, talk it over with Kakashi and Shikamaru, have his first instinct be sticking by his friend, but fundamentally knowing who was in the right and wrong, knowing what the right thing really was.

I guess what I am saying is that too easy developments are appreciated less when you make them?
Not saying you shouldn't, just don't be too easygoing about them.
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>>146182024
I kinda figured people who don't play the game come here.
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>>146182198
Can't help it, I don't have anything capable of playing it.
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>>146181357
We've talked a fucking ton about the game when it came out, unfortunately it was rather disappointing.
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>>146181916
ROCK LEE AND MAITO GAI
HITMONLEE
PRIMEAPE
CHESTNAUGHT (GRASS/FIGHTING)
MACHAMP
LOPUNNY
BRELOOM
INFERNAPE
BLAZIKEN
LUCARIO
GALLADE
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Speaking of War of Bijuu.
The latest chapter ended with Nacho and Sausage confronting each other for their battle. In this story this fight happens before the Tobi battle.
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>>146182373
You don't have a PS4, bro?!

>>146182378
It wasn't THAT disappointing. The battles were very intense and fresh in Story Mode.
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>>146181271
Should have given her the most irrelevant Pokemon
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>>146182680
All I have is a shitty 360 and a shitty laptop.
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>>146182839
>shitty 360
Don't worry. The S and Scorpion are coming. Get ready for the highest quality pixels.
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If they released the ps2 games in HD with online I'd shit myself those games were so good and viably competitive.

Its like free money too.
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>>146182967
Hehe, sure.
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>>146182468
Jiraiya
Seismitoad (toad)
Poliwrath (toad)
Greninja (sage mode frog)
Polotoed (toad)
Toxicroak (poison frog)
Shiftry (kabuki)
Gardevoir (waifumon)
Gothitelle (waifumon)
Braixen (waifumon)
Lopunny (waifumon)
Lilligant (waifumon)
Meloetta (waifumon)

I can't think of a Tsunade team, her team would be too similar to Sakura's in its core

>>146182681
that would be too easy
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>>146182680
>The battles were very intense and fresh in Story Mode.
It had good bits, I grant you. The kid Kakashi part is the only one that really lives up to NUNS3 in the story mode, and in all fairness they did have a massive problem of the source material War Arc just not being very good, focusing on too few characters with not enough to spice things up, and all of it taking place in a single crater.

That said not giving Teams 8 and 10 a last chance to shine when they got that in the manga was disappointing, same as with Taka v Zetsu'd up Yamato, the Hokages' fights were mostly missing, the whole thing felt unfinished and unpolished.

As for the Adventure Mode, while I liked that the missions tended to be a bit more in depth, there needed to be more of them, even as just flavour to add to the more richly realised ones. Also they made it so you now teleport from one location to the next, for whatever reason.
There were no challenge fights like in NUNS3 (Full Burst addition? The PC version was automatically that, so I can't, in all fairness compare base game to base game)..

Additionally NUNS3 really worked the Hero/Legend theme very well; complete with the party system it all felt rather RPG-ish.

By comparison 4 hasn't offered as much of the nice flavour that I liked (seriously, why the fuck remove the personalised buff items or team names?), even though it did admittedly add nice features like leader switching and more team UJs.
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>>146183356
Hiruzen
Infernape named Enma (Sarutobi clan staple)
Primeape
Ambipom
Simisage
Simisear
Simipour
Ninjask
Nidoking
Venusaur

I need a break now, going to work on Team Gaara pokemons tomorrow probably
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>>146183663
Let's not forget they removed fully rendered cutscenes for Anime stills.
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>>146183892
Oh yeah, fuck 'em for that. The fuck were they doing with their time? What's the Jap equivalent of hookers & blow?
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>>146184090
Hostesses & Ramen.
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>>146181271
>No farfetch'd
C'mon
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>>146184090
>yfw the game got delayed just to replace the renders with the stills.
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>>146184610
Damn shame
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>>146184090
I think that maybe they couldn't finish all the cutscenes so they decided that having them all stills would be better than some cutscenes with random stills thrown in.
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>>146185985
Also known as some of the worst story-telling ideas known by man. Culling everything down to an awful state in order to not have some bits standing out by being awful is almost incomprehensibly stupid.

Glad to see they at least kept to Kishimoto's own level of retardation in storytelling.
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LADS
What filler arcs in part 1 are worth watching
What filler arcs in part 2 are worth watching
I've always skipped the filler but I'm wondering if I've missed anything particularly good
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>>146186324
I'll give you one simple answer: None.
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>>146182076
>That's a pretty generous way to infer Ino's characterisation, given that she still dreamt about Sai and Sauce fighting over her

The fact that Ino's Infinite Tsukuyomi dream wasn't about Sasuke in particular, but about two physically attractive guys fighting over her, flattering her ego, with Sasuke saying things that anyone who actually knew him would know he who would never say to anyone would actually support this inference.

It's not like Ino ever really carried the torch for Sasuke, as most of her interest in boys appeared to be largely superficial; she immediately hit on Chouji as soon as he slimmed down from the food pills and was suddenly handsome. She liked Sasuke for his appearance or as an idea, and really, what else would she have to like about him? It's not like with Sakura, who was at least on the same team as him for several months and knew him on a personal basis.
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>>146186974
This is true, she even thought Nacho was good catch after beating Pain.
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>>146186324
Bug Hunt (148-151) is pretty universally considered great.
The one where Anko leads Nardo, Ino and Shino, is silly but has good parts (sorry, haven't got the episode numbers for that one).
There's only one decent one in Part 2 that I recall, 89 to 112, mainly dealing with OCs and a rather neat crystal-themed kekkei genkai of one of them.
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>>146187283
Alright, cool. I'll look into those and maybe see if I can find any other decent ones
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>>146187283
Gurren and the sealing of Sanbi, they actually gave Shizune something to do.
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>>146187283
What about the Itachi story shit?
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>>146187283
Part II has the Chikara arc, which is animated like a movie and features some baller fight scenes, including Guy and Lee going absolute madmen on a Kurama-chakra Naruto clone and Naruto himself doing kung fu shit at that clone later.

Kakashi's ANBU arc has some good moments and Kakashi is the best as always, though the arc's message apparently "If you want help a traumatized teenager, the best solution is to traumatize them even more."
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>>146187647
Never watched it, largely because I loathe the Uchiha and Itachi as is. More semi-filler, semi-novel bullshit about all the other ways he's also perfect, in addition to the old ones, is really not what I am personally looking for.
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Is the episode with Might Duy fighting the Swordsmen of the Mist any good? I've heard there's a cool fight scene with him going 8 gates and killing a few swordsmen
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>>146187780
The incestuous stuff in Power kind of made me not want to watch Chikara, but I did hear good things about the animation.
Kakashi's ANBU arc may have been good or not, personally when the anime got to it, after very few canon episodes, was a point where I basically just stopped watching the anime.
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>>146187192
Filler shit
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>>146188961
>Filler shit
That part where the village was tossing Naruto into the air was filler?
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>>146186974
She did think about Sauce when her about to die dad talked to her about love
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>>146189145
No, the part where Ino says that she wouldn't mind fucking Nardo is anime only
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>>146189428
Oh.
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So last thread, people were saying that Sakura's moveset didn't help set her apart as a person, so what would you give her? If it was up to me, I think I'd have her get some weird dream powers and do slightly twisted and fantastic stuff. Though, to a degree, this was already hit on by Obito (and Yakumo Kurama from the filler). He sort of chimeraed himself together by slapping on foreign body parts to make up for his missing ones and said "all better," then he gained ancient, lost abilities by munching on people, and lived in an imaginary world where normal humans couldn't touch him. It would obviously be less about eye hacks, though. I also think it wouldn't fit to have her get a summon with it, but it's not like the slugs ever did anything anyway.

Although genjutsu wasn't very useful in the series, was it? It was a mook killer unless you had a bloodline, so I can get why people would want it to have more spotlight.
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>>146190052
The cleanest fix is to just swap Hinata and Sakura. Hinata goes to Tsunade, Sakura goes to Kurenai.

Hinata is basically pre-built for medical work as it is
>Gentle demeanor, better for healing than for harm
>Built in X-ray that also helps her dodge, which is one of the biggest rules for medics
>Already has the ability to reach into people's bodies with chakra
>Makes medicine on her own

Sakura, meanwhile, would go well with Kurenai
>Resistant to mind control
>Explicitly a genjutsu type

But nah, gotta have muh sannin parallels.
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>>146190052
I would giver her Water or Earth abilities as a contrast to Naruto's wind and Sasuke's fire/lighting.
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>>146190823
Man, if there is one thing I hate in this series even more than all the Uchiha wanking or the I-swear-this-isn't-meant-to-be-gay pottery, it's the fucking parallels.
Let characters be their own fucking characters. Let them be individuals, who make choices and learn and fuck up, develop goals and have things happen to them.

Fuck the cyclical generational bullshit.
I also find it funny, given how much Star Trek is brought up here, that in a precise attempt to show off how fucking weird an inhuman another species' culture and thinking can be, being kind of funny with the idea, two characters discuss precisely the type of repetitive epic of the Cardassians that Kishi unironically seems to believe in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oORNagSrlNs
Seriously, some parts of the dialog can be lifted and applied 1:1 to Nardo.
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>>146190823
You don't like Kishi's pottery? Naruto = Jiraiya? Sasuke = Orochimaru? Sakura = Tsunade? Having Hinata + Tsunade would ruin the pottery and Kurenai is a forgotten character.
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>>146192348
The Sannin pottery stopped being relevant when all of the Sannin were knocked out of top tier by power creep. Kishi threw in a little thing during the war but that soon got forgotten in favor of Indra/Asura pottery.

But if you want to keep the pottery, just put Hinata on Team 7. The manga would be a lot better then.
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>>146171865
I thought he was 22-24.
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>>146190823
Reading this post just makes me mad as all fuck. Hinata's personality just fits better with medic too, seeing as how she's caring and doesn't beat the shit out of her friends.

I mean as much as I love team 8 being all about tracking with their abilities they never do anything in the story anyways so why not change it?

Is there any good fanfiction where sakura is replaced on team 7 with Hinata?
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>>146192703
I like this one. I wish the author did a little bit better going over the canon and also that it was updated more, but the character dynamics and prose are pretty good.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7976951/1/Ripples
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>>146192636
>tfw that would be like me hanging out with / babysitting a bunch of 16 year olds
>tfw I am no longer the main characters age, but I am Yamato.

Am I getting too old for this shit?
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>>146192480
>But if you want to keep the pottery, just put Hinata on Team 7. The manga would be a lot better then.
Nah, too much eyes. Plus, the NaruHina pairing would get in the way. Hinata's better off with her own team. Hinata being on the team won't help anything. It only helps shippingfaggotry.

>>146192703
>Is there any good fanfiction where sakura is replaced on team 7 with Hinata?
That's actually a common cliche. You won't see any well written ones though.
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>>146192703
Well, to state the obvious, Team Eight the fanfic kinda does that with putting Nardo on Team 8, just instead of Sauce you have Shino and Kakashi is replaced by Kurenai.

A Growing Affection does another spin on this, it's set in Part 2 and has Hinata join Team 7 besides Naruto and Sakura instead of Sai.

If there's one that does the precise switch you mention, it's not one I have read.
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>>146193016
>It only helps shippingfaggotry.
...and? At least it's something entertaining.
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>>146192986
Sounds interesting, but
>updated Oct 2014
>not completed
Is it abandoned?
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>>146193020
>A Growing Affection does another spin on this, it's set in Part 2 and has Hinata join Team 7 besides Naruto and Sakura instead of Sai.
I honestly didn't like how that was handled. Especially with Sasuke getting killed off and Sai thrown to the side. Also Hinata didn't fit the Neo-Sannin stuff the story tried to push since only Naruto, Sakura, AND Sasuke fit that bill. It should went in another direction.
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>>146193178
Shipping should be third to action material. Hinata on the team wouldn't add anything other then showing off NaruHina more. Maybe her being on the team would be a decent idea if done right but the loads of fanfictions that did it really spoiled the idea for me since I know what to expect.
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>>146193016
>Nah, too much eyes.
I would rather the Byakugan get stupid powerups instead of basically being forgotten until Kaguya shows up.

>Plus, the NaruHina pairing would get in the way
Why do you say this like it's a bad thing? NaruHina being more developed would only be a good thing.

>Hinata's better off with her own team
Not really.

>Hinata being on the team won't help anything
Sure it will.
>Hinata makes more sense to be Tsunade's successor
>More elaboration on Hinata's backstory and the Hyuuga in general
>Sasuke gets to interact with a female character who is nice to him without the ulterior motive of wanting to fuck him
>Naruto and Hinata get to spend more time together, which has myriad benefits

I could go on.

>It only helps shippingfaggotry.
Nah, putting Sakura on Team 7 made shippingfaggotry the worst it could be. Sakura's inclusion on the team was literally because Kishi's editor told him to add a love triangle.
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>>146193287
>I honestly didn't like how that was handled.
Neither did I, do be frank. Tsunade just basically goes 'the Sai experiment failed, so fuck that', doesn't she? It's one of those cases we talked about earlier, where the writer just snaps their fingers to have things go their way, rather than nudge and develop the story towards the preferred state.

I kind of liked the team as such, but the Sannin are much too undefined to have a meaning. If they were established formally as 'the Three Strongest Guys We Got' I'd be okay with it, and the story did try to redefine it as such, but it hobbled all the way through.
We never really had any enemies go 'holy shit, I've heard of these guys', we never had any of the three pull rank or really give orders.

Still, I thought I'd mention it.

AGA is really frustrating, to be honest, because it does a lot of stuff that I really like, but damn, it's flawed as all fuck.
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>>146192291
>the Uchiha wanking
>the I-swear-this-isn't-meant-to-be-gay pottery
>the fucking parallels.

I think you just mentioned 95% of the series
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>>146193204
Yeah, and the author left it on a cliffhanger just as shit was about to get real, which frustrates the fuck out of me.
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>>146193686
>I would rather the Byakugan get stupid powerups instead of basically being forgotten until Kaguya shows up.
That would not help the manga. Having both Sharingan AND Byakugan wanking would be too much for me. I'd wonder why this manga is even called "Naruto". The eyes should have just been an element, not the backbone.

>Why do you say this like it's a bad thing? NaruHina being more developed would only be a good thing.
It can still get development without her being on the team. It would be expanding the cast beyond one singular team.

>Not really.
I do like the Kiba + Hinata + Shino match up. They make good pals and teammates which it's not worth sacrificing for a pairing that can still exist with it.

>Hinata makes more sense to be Tsunade's successor
>More elaboration on Hinata's backstory and the Hyuuga in general
>Sasuke gets to interact with a female character who is nice to him without the ulterior motive of wanting to fuck him
>Naruto and Hinata get to spend more time together, which has myriad benefits
I'll agree to disagree. Just like ino should could have trained more under Tsunade than be a successor.

Nah, putting Sakura on Team 7 made shippingfaggotry the worst it could be. Sakura's inclusion on the team was literally because Kishi's editor told him to add a love triangle.
Sasuke was also made because the editor wanted to give Naruto a rival. The two of them are both inclusions. They weren't planned originally.
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>>146194007
I hate it when that happens. There was one story focusing on Nardo learning sealing stuff/the Uzumaki clan and it even made the 'proper' Team 7 feel pretty okay, but it fucked up and made characters much too powerful. So he's done a rewrite of Part 1, added a whole bunch of buildups and what have you largely based on some of the more interesting filler missions, did the training with Jiraiya where powerlevels climbed even higher, and when he got to Part 2 and Gaara's stuff as per canon, it became blatantly awkward just how powerful Nardo et al have gotten, and how they'd make mincemeat out of the Akatsuki.
And instead of trying to get on that shit and fix it, he just seemed to abandon the whole story.
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>>146193708
>AGA is really frustrating, to be honest, because it does a lot of stuff that I really like, but damn, it's flawed as all fuck.
But it had Kakashi/Yugao which is my main squeeze. And I forgive just for that alone.
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>>146194747
Basically best girl.
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>>146194482
>That would not help the manga. Having both Sharingan AND Byakugan wanking would be too much for me. I'd wonder why this manga is even called "Naruto". The eyes should have just been an element, not the backbone.
I'm not saying the Byakugan should get stupid powerups, but knowing Kishi, it would. Still, it'd be good to have her on the team so the Sharingan bullshit doesn't dominate everything.

>It can still get development without her being on the team. It would be expanding the cast beyond one singular team.
But the main story just became about muh team 7.

>I do like the Kiba + Hinata + Shino match up. They make good pals and teammates which it's not worth sacrificing for a pairing that can still exist with it.

I also like that. I think I would like Kiba + Sakura + Shino more. Sakura can be a sensor to fit in with tracking squad.

>I'll agree to disagree. Just like ino should could have trained more under Tsunade than be a successor.
But Sakura was a genjutsu type to begin with so she would have fit better under kurenai.

>Sasuke was also made because the editor wanted to give Naruto a rival. The two of them are both inclusions. They weren't planned originally.

That's irrelevant to the point I was making. You can't say "Hinata on the team would only help shipperfaggotry" when the entire purpose of Sakura on the team was shipperfaggotry. At least with Hinata on the team you'd have shipperfaggotry AND a neat backstory and actual character arc.
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>>146194482
Don't try to argue with a guy that wants more pandering for his OTP and more screentime for his waifu
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>>146194747
She was like the good Sakura
It's hilarious how we got the bad one as the female protagonist
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>>146194978
>OOH OOH AAH AAH EEK EEK EEK
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He tried his best and that's all that counts.
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>>146195080
The secret pottery is that less shitty Sakura and less shitty Sasuke got together.
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>>146195258
Sai is too much of a non character to call him a less shitty anything
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>>146195116
Bait.
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>>146195148
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>>146195365
Being a non-character is far, far superior to having your character being ANY Uchiha, much less fucking Sasuke.
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>>146195365
But he was explicitly compared to Sasuke. Sakura even said so. Ironically, Sai ended up with more personality than Sasuke.
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>>146194978
So what you're saying is that Sasuke never interacting with a female character who doesn't want his dick is a good thing? You think that Sakura's whole genjutsu aptitude going nowhere is a good thing?
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>>146195148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVRqXGGSrLI
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>>146194936
>I'm not saying the Byakugan should get stupid powerups, but knowing Kishi, it would. Still, it'd be good to have her on the team so the Sharingan bullshit doesn't dominate everything.
I would prefer if the Sharingan bullshit didn't exist at all.

>But the main story just became about muh team 7.
Isn't that what the canon story is about?

>I also like that. I think I would like Kiba + Sakura + Shino more. Sakura can be a sensor to fit in with tracking squad.
You could easily put Ino into the tracking squad too if you ignore the "Muh InoShikaCho" setup.

>But Sakura was a genjutsu type to begin with so she would have fit better under kurenai.
But Kurenai becomes irrelevant once part 2 starts. Even though Sakura learning Genjutsu from her is an interesting idea.

>That's irrelevant to the point I was making. You can't say "Hinata on the team would only help shipperfaggotry" when the entire purpose of Sakura on the team was shipperfaggotry. At least with Hinata on the team you'd have shipperfaggotry AND a neat backstory and actual character arc.
Yeah, but Sasuke and Sakura wasn't getting all mushy on the team. All that you mentioned can be implied on separate teams with Naruto and Hinata.

>>146194978
>>146195116
>>146195372
Be nice you two.
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>>146195625
Nope.
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I've seen this argument thrown around quite a bit in the fandom. Does Obito count as a manchild?
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>>146196202
Sort of, everything in his life revolves around stuff that happened when he was 12
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>>146196202
>obsessive about his waifu
>has a fucking retarded side and an edgy faggot side
>still can't get over shit that happened a decade ago
I would say so.
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>>146196202
>raised by madara
>entire life in a cave
yah
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>>146197071
>Menma: An evil douche.
>Hinata: A cunt who is in love with an evil douche.
They both deserved that.
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>>146197212
We've never seen how non-Coolest-Guy-operated Menma operates and the worst quality of Bitchnata is that she's possessive of her man.
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>>146195710
>I would prefer if the Sharingan bullshit didn't exist at all.

Man, this isn't an argument. Yeah, I wish Naruto had zero flaws, the lore didn't get absurd and overpowered and every character was written perfectly, but that's not what we're taking about.

>Isn't that what the canon story is about?

Exactly. That's why Hinata should've been on Team 7.

>You could easily put Ino into the tracking squad too if you ignore the "Muh InoShikaCho" setup.

But then you'd be ignoring the generations of InoShikaChou that came before them. Plus, Ino has her own powers that go along with that. Comparatively, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke only have loose connections to the Sannin before being trained by them.

>But Kurenai becomes irrelevant once part 2 starts. Even though Sakura learning Genjutsu from her is an interesting idea.
Better for Sakura to be stuck with an irrelevant teacher than Hinata, in my opinion.

>Yeah, but Sasuke and Sakura wasn't getting all mushy on the team. All that you mentioned can be implied on separate teams with Naruto and Hinata.
Sakura was literally all over Sasuke every single chance she got. Naruto and Hinata wouldn't have to be super mushy (especially under Kishi), they'd just have a friendship that blossoms over the course of the series into an eventual relationship. It'd be the same as the canon but with less SasuSaku and more NaruHina. Hinata, unlike Sakura, wouldn't be a huge bitch to her other teammate for the sake of supporting her crush, either.
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>>146174605
Don't you mean this general's general direction?
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>>146197372
>Exactly. That's why Hinata should've been on Team 7.
I still don't see the point. Her staying on Team 8 doesn't really change much. Her and Naruto's relation just needed more focus.

>But then you'd be ignoring the generations of InoShikaChou that came before them. Plus, Ino has her own powers that go along with that. Comparatively, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke only have loose connections to the Sannin before being trained by them.
Can't really say much to this.

>Better for Sakura to be stuck with an irrelevant teacher than Hinata, in my opinion.
That's just being biased, senpai. Just because Kishi did it to Hinata in canon doesn't mean you should copy his ways with other characters.

>Sakura was literally all over Sasuke every single chance she got. Naruto and Hinata wouldn't have to be super mushy (especially under Kishi), they'd just have a friendship that blossoms over the course of the series into an eventual relationship. It'd be the same as the canon but with less SasuSaku and more NaruHina. Hinata, unlike Sakura, wouldn't be a huge bitch to her other teammate for the sake of supporting her crush, either.
That's what character development is for, in Sakura's case. Which was something she never really gotten. Like I keep saying; all that NaruHina stuff can still happen on separate teams. Hinata being on Team 7 simple goes "I don't want Sakura around as a main character". If we were going to replace Naruto's teammates I'd have Sasuke go too. Because he was one of the reasons why the series went downhill in my opinion and we might as well give Naruto a different group of comrades to work with.
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>>146198351
>I still don't see the point. Her staying on Team 8 doesn't really change much. Her and Naruto's relation just needed more focus.
Which would've happened if she was on Team 7.

>That's just being biased, senpai. Just because Kishi did it to Hinata in canon doesn't mean you should copy his ways with other characters.
But that's ignoring the synergy of Sakura as a genjutsu type with Kurenai and Hinata's better fit as a medic.

>That's what character development is for, in Sakura's case. Which was something she never really gotten.
Sakura could've had more growth if she hadn't been put on a team with her crush and the kid she could bully without consequence.

> Like I keep saying; all that NaruHina stuff can still happen on separate teams.
It did. The point is for it to happe more.

>Hinata being on Team 7 simple goes "I don't want Sakura around as a main character".
Plus the genjutsu and medic switch, yeah.

>If we were going to replace Naruto's teammates I'd have Sasuke go too. Because he was one of the reasons why the series went downhill in my opinion and we might as well give Naruto a different group of comrades to work with.

I'd rather see how Hinata would deal with Sasuke's defection if they were teammates. Given that she wasn't in love with him but supports Naruto's decisions it'd be interesting to see how she reacts. Plus, Sakura can actually be a good character when she's completely separated from Sasuke.
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>>146171495
the wait for the pre order is long and tedious
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>>146199943
>Which would've happened if she was on Team 7.
But the counterargument is that it would've happened with her not on Team 7.

>But that's ignoring the synergy of Sakura as a genjutsu type with Kurenai and Hinata's better fit as a medic.
But is it really enough to switch them? Sakura could learn Genjutsu from Kakashi and Hinata doesn't need to be on Team 7 to be a medic.

>Sakura could've had more growth if she hadn't been put on a team with her crush and the kid she could bully without consequence.
It would be better if Sakura had charater development where that wouldn't be an issue.

>It did. The point is for it to happe more.
I'm still not too keen on switching characters juts for a pairing that can happen regardless. Even when it does happen more.

>Plus the genjutsu and medic switch, yeah.
Ehh.

>I'd rather see how Hinata would deal with Sasuke's defection if they were teammates. Given that she wasn't in love with him but supports Naruto's decisions it'd be interesting to see how she reacts. Plus, Sakura can actually be a good character when she's completely separated from Sasuke.
The best I can see is her being upset about it since he was her teammate and does support Naruto for still having hope him. The whole "Naruto never giving up" thing and stuff. I don't know about part 2 confrontations with sasuke with her included. But like I said, the problem with Sakura being around Sasuke is that she didn't grow as a character and mature around him.
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>>146199943
We still need to consider who is the main writer. If Hinata really ended up in Team 7 there is no telling how much would Kishi or his editors destroy her character by making her a main character. I think that all in all Hinata being in a separete team was better, what I would love to see is more missions where teams join forces to clear bandit camps or guard the caravan. Show and create the feeling of friendship and camaraderie between the Konoha 12
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>>146201451
I agree. I know it may sound like a good idea to some here but if Kishi had to write her as a main character I know he would do questionable things with her. Honestly, people should be happy she's secondary.
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>>146199269
are we doing this again?
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>>146170712
>>146171038
You guys don't get it at all.
If the bait is so obvious that you can actually point it out as bait, then it's a failure as bait.

So the right thing to do is to just give the poor person the 'At Least you tried (You)'
Otherwise they'll continue to Pepper the threads with more and more bait, with ever increasing bile.

The amalgamated toxicicity from all the bait will kill any discussion.
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>>146202246
As long as you post OT3 shit rather than homolust and sort-of-homolust
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@146202956
>giving (You)s
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>>146201397
>But the counterargument is that it would've happened with her not on Team 7.
But it didn't. We know it didn't.

>But is it really enough to switch them? Sakura could learn Genjutsu from Kakashi and Hinata doesn't need to be on Team 7 to be a medic.
If you wanna maintain muh sannin parallels she does.

>It would be better if Sakura had charater development where that wouldn't be an issue.

Yes, I agree, but that would also require her having a real backstory to grow from and a character goal that isn't just "muh Sasuke." Say what you will about Hinata and muh Naruto-kun, but she had a backstory and her goal was "muh Naruto-kun but also I don't want to be a coward and I want to stop giving up all the time."

>I'm still not too keen on switching characters juts for a pairing that can happen regardless. Even when it does happen more.

It's not just for the pairing, though. Imagine Gentle Fist augmented by the same principle of Tsunade's super strength, to the point where Hinata becomes a chakra cannon. Imagine Sasuke actually becoming friends with a female character instead of just shrugging them off because they all want to fuck him. Imagine Sakura getting a wider moveset than just retard charge. Imagine Hamura getting introduced way earlier and having his branch of the family getting fleshed out. Imagine the sheer pottery of Team 7 having Tailed Beasts, Byakugan, Sharingan, and Rinnegan fighting against Kaguya, who wields Tailed Beasts, Byakugan, Sharingan, and Rinnegan. Does that not sound cool to you?
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>>146203080
>It's the @ guy.
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@146203278
free
(You)s
at NO charge
thanks retard
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Hey guys. Quick update on the whole art theft accusation debacle.

I'm done with tumblr and so is UTL. Thanks to tumblr's penchant for moral panic, the shitstorm I mentioned in the last thread brewed beyond my point of comfort so I bailed. All the shit I've posted there so far is going to remain there but new free translations will be posted exclusively to patreon (the first one is going up tomorrow, you'll be able to see it without pledging).

By the way, UTL is a huge bro and has been super nice and helpful with this whole fiasco.
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>>146203456
>deleted
lmao
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>>146203456
>Kakashi is the fox
>Not fucking Naruto
>Sakura is the bunny
>Not Kaguya or Hinata
Kill everyone on the planet.
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>>146203880
I think Kakashi may have been intended to be a wolf, in all fairness.
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>>146203456
I see Kakashi more like a white wolf.

And this >>146203880
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>>146203972
>white wolf
kurwa
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>>146203716
How about stuff like imgur and the like?
And realistically, what's the worst tumblr could do against you?
Just because you remove your page there, it doesn't mean they won't try to fuck with you further, they really tend to double down. They will think of this as a half-success, to be completed when the Patreon is gone too, plus a public apology, plus X, Y and Z.
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>>146203972
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>>146204369
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>>146203274
>Yes, I agree, but that would also require her having a real backstory to grow from and a character goal that isn't just "muh Sasuke." Say what you will about Hinata and muh Naruto-kun, but she had a backstory and her goal was "muh Naruto-kun but also I don't want to be a coward and I want to stop giving up all the time."
But her being on Team 7 or not doesn't snuff out her backstory and goals.

>It's not just for the pairing, though. Imagine Gentle Fist augmented by the same principle of Tsunade's super strength, to the point where Hinata becomes a chakra cannon.
But she could have still done that even on Team 8.
>Imagine Sasuke actually becoming friends with a female character instead of just shrugging them off because they all want to fuck him.
While a good element, it would have been for Sakura if she actually got to know Sasuke and didn't have her crush be their entire relationship. I mean, Naruto didn't even like Sasuke and they became BFFs at the end.
>Imagine Sakura getting a wider moveset than just retard charge.
That should have already happened canonically.
>Imagine Hamura getting introduced way earlier and having his branch of the family getting fleshed out.
I'm getting some Uchiha 2.0 vibe from this. I'd rather have less eyeball Shenanigans.
>Imagine the sheer pottery of Team 7 having Tailed Beasts, Byakugan, Sharingan, and Rinnegan fighting against Kaguya, who wields Tailed Beasts, Byakugan, Sharingan, and Rinnegan. Does that not sound cool to you?
It really doesn't. It's honestly something the series should stay away from. I understand why you would think of this with Kaguya being the originator of eyeballs but it just sounds to "Ugh" to me. Maybe this is because was at first a manga about the dead last outcast rising to greatness to "My eyes are stronger than yours" nonsense.
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>>146204331
>And realistically, what's the worst tumblr could do against you?
They could make him check his translating privilege.
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>>146204258
>>146204369
>>146204448
>want to buy the two new expansions
>GoG has a sale, if I get it now, I also get Spelunky and some other game free as well
>plus a discount so I can get Star Trek 25th anniversary and a collection of old-ass games for free
>so much vidya, even before the Steam summer sale
>feel an obligation to write my fic instead which I absolutely enjoy as well
>stuck between the two, I am doing neither
Fuck. What do?
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>>146204794
>buying games
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>>146204931
>Not supporting the industry that supplies you with your hobby.
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>>146204480
>But her being on Team 7 or not doesn't snuff out her backstory and goals.
It kind of does when she's stuck on Sasuke the whole time. Hinata, by virtue of not being stuck on Sasuke, would be lot better.

>But she could have still done that even on Team 8.
Not really. Ino didn't get it despite being a medic. She'd need to be Tsunade's disciple and muh sannin parallels make that only possible for Team 7.

>While a good element, it would have been for Sakura if she actually got to know Sasuke and didn't have her crush be their entire relationship. I mean, Naruto didn't even like Sasuke and they became BFFs at the end.
Thanks to retcons, Naruto and Sasuke were secret friends the whole time.

>That should have already happened canonically.
Tsunade didn't really have a moveset beyond retard charge, katsuyu notwithstanding either. Admittedly, she had the cool nervous system rewire shit that she used exactly once, but mostly she was about punching.

>I'm getting some Uchiha 2.0 vibe from this. I'd rather have less eyeball Shenanigans.
Nah. Senju are about togetherness, Uchiha about passion/individual power, and Hyuuga-line Ootsutsuki could be about order, hence the whole curse seal shit. Less about eyeballs, more about family.

>Maybe this is because was at first a manga about the dead last outcast rising to greatness to "My eyes are stronger than yours" nonsense.
But in the case of Hinata on Team 7, it would be two deadlast outcasts rising up.
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>>146204794
I played both expansions, they're fucking good.
And make a fic with The Witcher's AU
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>>146203716
just don't ignore the tumblr posters man
they are the worst
remember that korean guy who drew trap doujin for 4chan?
anyway one ponyfag in tumblr reported him to authorities (porn is illegal in worst korea) then got him v& because he didn't drew his commision or something
something like that happened to KorrAsami yurifag artist too
so yeah, stay the fuck away from Tumblr
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>>146204480
>Naruto didn't even like Sasuke
That got retconned, Naruto and Sasuke were in love with each other all along.
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>>146204931
I go by the rule that if a game's not worth my money (at least on a sale), it's not worth my time.
Not that I have anything against piratebros, mind you, it's just not my thing.
Also CDPR is pretty fucking based, doing the kind of business I want more of, so I am supporting them.

>>146204794
Also, forgot to mention: much as I might like Hinata, if we go to a wider scope, I must say that Yen a best girl.

>>146205208
I was kind of thinking about that, actually, but then the entire Witcher game series is one big fanfic already. It's also arguably better than its source material, and Sapkowski's immeasurable butthurt about that is fucking palpable.
At any rate I am surely not going to do that so long as I haven't read all the books etc.
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>>146205204
Shion was originally gonna be Hinata, but was changed during production for reasons.
This let them add in the sad predictions backstory and stuff.
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>>146205702
>literal hunchback
>almost as bad as triss
lets not start this
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>>146205123
>>146205603
>Naruto/Sasuke: "I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU!"
Don't remind us.
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>>146205835
That's the first I've heard of that. Could it be that you are telling a lie on the internet?
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>>146205835
How was she going to be Hinata?
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>>146204480
It's not like it was impossible for something like that to have happened, but you'd need One Piece levels of build up for it, and since One Piece, is heading to somewhere between 1000-1300 chapters, then for all those Nardo characters to be given proper characterization would have put Nardo around 1500 chapters.

If the story had been fleshed out that much the POTTERY would have collapsed under it's own weight.
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Girls have to sign up for selective service now. How do you feel about this guys?
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>>146206252
What's this now?
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>>146205836
Nobody is as bad as Triss. Seriously, she makes Sakura look like a decent fucking person.
Although now I think of it, letting Triss down is some of the best things to do in the Witcher games. She's, trying her best to be cute for you and seduce you, pushing and pushing and pushing and time and time again you let her fall straight on her fucking face. That ball and fireworks, man, and the way you ruin her set-up for romantic shite. I wonder if Sausage feels that way about Pinkshit.
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>>146204331
>How about stuff like imgur and the like?
Since it's not as publicized, I'll probably keep the imgur albums up mainly for the benefit of places like this.

>And realistically, what's the worst tumblr could do against you?
Here's the situation, in short. Tumblrites were mad that I was posting things without permission. I sought permission from various artists, even offering to pay some, but they almost universally refused because making doujins and fanart is already illegal and they don't want the potential for more heat on their asses. But I started this whole thing wanting you guys to enjoy fanart without having to know Japanese, so fuck it.

Realistically, tumblrites could contact the artists and cause them to lock, privatize, or delete their accounts, which would be shitty for everyone. Legitimate patrons of mine were concerned about the situation and thought that maybe it wouldn't be right to post to tumblr without permission and so I decided fuck the whole headache.

Patreon is ostensibly a crowdfunded commission, but technically I give patrons a cup of air and a translation, free of charge, so I'm not exchanging any goods for surfaces. Patreon also doesn't have the double standards of ethics that tumblr does, (translating doujin is not okay to them but doujin artists illegally profiting off of unauthorized use of an IP is) being a labor subsidizing vehicle rather than a "community," so (hopefully) it won't be as huge a shitstorm.

>>146205306
Thankfully my commitment to remaining anon (even if I'm a namefag) has left little to no personal detail about myself on the internet, so the worst they could do is get the patreon shut down, but I don't think they have a case, given the unauthorized nature of fanart and doujin, not to mention the other patreons that use peoples' IPs without authorization but get left alone.

Sorry for eating up the thread with blogshit but I thought you guys would like to know the whole deal.
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>>146206252
I have no idea what that means, so have an Ino.
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How would /nsunsg/ rewrite Nardo part 2?
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>>146205123
Hinata was no dead last, and among her peers, she wasn't an outcast. That was only within her immediate family(even then, ONLY her own dad; who still loved her), as the rest of her clan were literally slaves for her to use as meatshields.
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>>146205603
Naruto and Sasuke have the same issue that Obi Wan and Anakin have in the prequels, we're only ever told they're friends but I can only really name one time that the friendship seems reciprocal, and that's when Naruto and Sasuke spend all night trying to climb the trees.
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>>146206549
Part 2 was ass
Just make it so none of that shit ever happened
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>>146206549
Badly written shite that ruined a fair bit of potential the series had.
That said, in the sea of awfulness there were occasional good bits rising up.
On the positive side the new, adult designs inspired some good porn.
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I find it funny that a sexist like Madara got usurped by a womyn.

Like how more BTFO'd can you get?
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>>146206523
It means girls can now be drafted.
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>>146206739
kishi truly is just george lucas
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>>146206842
Well, at least he wasn't Shin.
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Which Sonic characters is Madara and Obito the most analogous to? I need to know this for research purposes.
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>>146206842
you can get this btfo, tumblr
>>146206252
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>>146206971
Coldsteel
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>>146206549
Well the first thing I'd do is have Sakura killed by Sasori, they did their best in the preceding parts to show how strong Sakura had become, she implied to be almost as good as Tsunade who we're told is one of the best ninja to come out of Konoha, if Sasori kills her then it shows the Akatsuki not only are strong, but don't pussyfoot around.

The next thing you do is haha you think I got further than that?
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>>146206928
But Toriyama is the George Lucas of Anime/Manga.

>>146206971
>Madara.
Ix. He was that Enchidna villain from that Sonic RPG game Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. Or Black Doom.

>Obito.
Shadow the Hedgehog or Merlina from Sonic and The Black Knight.
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>>146206928
Speaking of George Lucas, I fairly sure I saw Stephen Spielberg on the way to work this morning, or someone who looked as jewish as him.
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>>146206849
Having your women fight is fucking retarded.
A single man can impregnate two women with little trouble. For a single woman to get two men's children takes quite a while more.
If there's need enough to really draft people in high numbers, the women's job once the war is over is to fucking repopulate the losses with the survivors for a rebound, and letting them too die off, with the exception of some rare extreme examples, is demographically wasteful, a sign of how far gone from reality the West has gotten.


Bonus points: good luck motivating the men, you can no longer tell them they are protecting their wives, daughters, mothers, sisters back home, they are right there with them. Also, I don't know what sort of broadcast gangrape/torture show ISIS or similar groups would come up with with any captured female soldiers, but I'd rather not learn.
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>>146207171
Keep going, faggot
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>>146206523
So, we're assuming everything in Part 1 remains the same? Oh boy.

>Sakura becomes an overall ninjutsu user, not just medic stuff and hulk smashing
>Sakura becomes a big sister type at the start
>Sakura cries way less and legitimately stands up to Sasuke and has a hand in his redemption
>Naruto learns wind transformation from Jiraiya, but how to integrate it into the Rasengan from Kakashi
>Some actual fucking foreshadowing for Black Zetsu and Kaguya, not just one or two throwaway lines
>No Susano'o
>No mass res at the end of the pain arc
>More about Obito's backstory so it's something besides muh Rin
>More downtime in between missions where Naruto and Hinata hang out
>Lee gets to do something
>Sasuke is not monotone in part II
>Leave one or two more Jinchuuriki alive so they can hang out with Naruto
>War arc isn't stupid bullshit with pointless one-off characters, but more like the InoShikaCho vs. Asuma and Kakashi vs. Haku and Zabuza version 2 scenarios where characters have to fight their loved ones for maximum suffering
>Neji vs. Hizashi, Sasuke vs. Fugaku, Sakura vs. Chiyo, shit like that
>Kakashi gets more than four jutsu
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>>146206252
Guys are gonna get so much tail before a big war thanks to bitches trying to get pregnant to get out of it.
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>>146207386
>Bonus points: good luck motivating the men, you can no longer tell them they are protecting their wives, daughters, mothers, sisters back home, they are right there with them.
They can still protect their children, pets, and USA channel executives.
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>>146207553
>implying the pets are not being eaten by the unsupervised children
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>>146207394
I genuinely don't know how the rest of the series goes, like I know bits and pieces but not what connects them.
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>>146207718
Porn?
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>>146207779
Good, then make it original
There's no way you can make it worse thn canon
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>>146206252
It's pretty much a symbolic gesture. There's not going to be a draft unless the US loses military supremacy and that shit ain't happening anytime soon. What's good is that a bunch of feminist congresswomen put their money where their mouth is and voted for it. The guy who put it up as a challenge to feminists actually voted against it and ended up looking like a fucking retard.
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What ever happened to Izumo and Kotetsu? They were kinda cool.
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>>146207889
I mean if it were up to me, I'd make it about Deidara and Hidan because I'm a huge faggot and think they're cute, but I'm sure they'd combo reasonably well, just have them go around stealing tailed beasts and then have it turn out that 4th Hokage is leader and he wants to rid the world of tailed beasts to stop villages having WMDs and then it's like woah were they the good guys all along?

Oh and the sasuke thing, um he fucks Karin and melows out and gets cured of his autism
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>>146208064
They were whatever characters like most of the cast. They only had a role in Asuma's battle with Hidan.
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>>146208064
Weren't they still stuck as nobodies doing nobody jobs? Pretty sure I saw a design for them for the Last, same old, but in the new armour.
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>>146208204
>then have it turn out that 4th Hokage is leader
I honestly would have preferred him as a villain than just Uchiha #48
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>>146208204
KEEP GOING
>KEEPGOING

KEEP GOING
>KEEPGOING

KEEP GOING
>KEEPGOING

KEEP GOING
>KEEPGOING

KEEP GOING
>KEEPGOING
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>>146206842
Well, he died undefeated and didn't get his skull cracked by Sakura like Kaguya did.

Now he is in ninja heaven with his husbando smugly knowing that he was right all along
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>>146208637
UNS!Madara got his ass kicked and got trolled by Black Zetsu/Kaguya.
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>>146207121
Jokes on you, I can't be drafted
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>>146208841
that just means you are mentally/physically unfit as a human being
nice try though
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>>146205953
>>146206034
Hinata WAS originally going to be a non-ninja muggle princess. Pretty sure there are actual sketches done up of it when the series was still in its planning stage. They've been posted here a few times.
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>>146209019
Oh, you mean she's based off the original concept for Hinata.
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>>146208447
What do you mean keep going? Once all the tailed beasts are gone people go about their day jobs, maybe the samurai you see littered through the series start using chakra and the daimyos figure they don't need ninja villages anymore so just send their well armoured, tough to kill dudes in to kill the younglings. Fuck me is this what Kishi felt like? I now understand why this series is so bad.
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>>146207386
>A single man can impregnate two women with little trouble.

People bring this up as humanity is facing a population problem, rather than panicking over overpopulation for the last 50 years. Also, as if we're lions or something, and that polygamy has recently been the norm in the West.
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>>146209136
Drag it out; this is now your job.
If you don't or can't you and your family will starve.
Don't forget that the series are ranked one to ten within their weekly magazine, so if this new Nardo isn't consecutively among the top 5 in popularity each week, you will be fired.
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>>146209113
As far as I am aware, yes.
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>>146209504
Okay in that case I become Chris Benoit
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>>146209674
>Benoit
balls
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>>146209504
>take Naruto
>get someone who can draw close to Kishi style as possible
>make it a slice-of-life manga
>sweet little stories about peace-time ninja life
>hokage business
>raising kids etc.
>throw in some fanservice
>pillow talk with wife
>partial nudity
>lots of partial nudity
Sales go way up
>make many yens
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>>146209674
BRING BACK BENOIT
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So I checked the thread apprehensively when I woke up, to find there had been over 200 posts (as opposed to the usual 60-80), with almost all of it actual discussion and the three or four bait posts either being called out or ignored.

Did...did we do it? Did we actually manage to Make /NSUNSG/ Comfy Again? Did we actually fix our general?
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>>146209358
Not to go full on /pol/ but the overpopulation is not exactly with the melanin-poor parts of humanity.

The problem is that overpopulation is combined with the declining numbers of whites and East-Asians, who are the main groups to do the whole 'science' and 'compassion projects to feed the poor of the world'; things.
And the Chinese are nowhere near as nice/suicidally guilty as we are.
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>>146209930
Team 8 is shit
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>>146210598
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>>146210598
Sakura is pinkshit.
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>>146210071
>receding population

The U.S., at least, has been adding people at two million per year. I just think its silly to worry about "breeding dynamics" when we have more people than we've ever had, not due to some calculated effort, but simply because people like to fuck; at this point, your best bet at actually putting a dent in humanities numbers would lie in the engineering of a plague, but even then the ultimate result of it, is that it'd just select for people who were resistant, before things went back to normal again. We're classified as "Least Concern" for a reason.
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>>146210974
Why must you hurt me in this way?
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>>146210598
I'm suing you for copyright.
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>>146209876
Wouldn't last 5 weeks without being canceled
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>>146210598
Is team 8 a new meme?
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>>146212981
I dunno about that. A lot of the original viewers have grown up now and wouldn't mind something like that, especially if all the characters got enough screentime and it didn't just exclusively focus on one or two.

It might not sell as crazy-well as Naruto did at its height, but I think there'd definitely be a market for it.
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>>146212981
The original readers are now of the demographic of otaku who regularly eat that sort of shit up.

I'm not even sure how wise it is of the Boruto manga to aim things at a new stock of ten year olds, like its seemingly doing. Would you have given Naruto a chance if Boruto-level quality was your first impression?
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>>146213175
>>146213358

They aren't the target audience anymore
This series has always been written with 10-13 year old boys in mind
Those shithead otaku don't buy anywhere near as much merchandise as those 10 year old's parents
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>>146209876
Fuck that, I'd rather read a "what-if" where Naruto gets placed on another team or does something differently
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>>146210598
Just let everyone know. This isn't me. But it's...interesting to know I may have given birth to copycats. Hopefully I won't have to be popping up to clear my anonymous name.
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>People still wanting slice of life Naruto.
It's never going to happen, guys. And I don't think not a lot of fans want it. Besides isn't that what the fillers do?
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>>146213576
You're right, of course, but it seems odd that they'd immediately drop the old demographic entirely and refocus on the group without disposable income.

I mean, have you SEEN some of the houses/hovels of those Otakus or superweebs live in? Just wall to fucking wall of manga and anime.

>>146213939
I know. I like to think you're as determined to see this general good again as I am, Third.
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>>146210598
The fanfic? It's not that bad but given how Shippuuden turned out and the ridiculous amount of characters that would benefit far more from being fleshed out than the millionth Hinata story, I'd rather not read about her.

Don't get me wrong, Hinata is good for what she is but I'm tired of a moe shy cute girl. I'd rather see something else instead of yet another fic rattling on endlessly about Hinata's shitty life and/or how shitty Sakura is.
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>>146214162
it already did happen and it was good
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>>146214183
>Third
Speaking of which; who's the fourth?
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>>146214372
I forget exactly.

Speaking of Hokages of /nsunsg/, is that dude who was so fucking down about himself that said he was going to start exercising still here? I need an update.
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>>146214183
Dummy
Weebs are westerners who like JP culture
Otakus are nerds that live on their parent's or the govt's money.
Neither of those groups are a desirable addition to a fanbase

And since it means more money and less undesirables in thei fanbase, cutting them off for more shonen bucks is a much better strategy.

it's not even close
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WHERE IS THE BEACH EPISODE?!
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>>146214759
I don't think companies care where the money comes from, as long as it comes in.

Hell, make Boruto a bi-monthly manga, and a SoL spin-off a monthly one, and capture both markets. The SoL will be less popular, so it's releases less often. Boruto will pander to the next generation, and we still get our cute bullshit that apparently nobody wants but a lot of people ask for.

Don't get me wrong, I know it'll never happen in a million years, I just think it would be nice.
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>>146214307
>Those fanfics where Hinata still likes Naruto even though he turns into Obito/Menma/Sasuke 2.0.
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>>146215516
It's why LaZe Leaf Ninja Quest hurt me.

At least until it got fleshed out more, and Naruto was still a happy, upbeat guy who genuinely cared about his friends.

Then it just hurt me even more, because he was on the wrong side.
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>>146215516
Lord of the land of fire tier. Naruto goes full edgelord, attacks the shit out of Konoha, and Hinata STILL follows him.
Even worse, as soon as he goes full edgelord he suddenly hates Sakura and loves Hinata.

It's like the author self inserting as him or something.
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>>146215168
Easy enough, just make SD-kun do a Boruto SD about SOL/hijinks in the style of Rock Lee's springtime of youth/Sasuke's springtime of DARKNESS and let the regular Boruto manga keep doing its stupid shit.
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>>146213939
Shit lie this happens all the time, the userbase makes it so.
Years ago, before Dragon Age Inquisition was out, I got into a ridiculously huge internet argument on /dag/ about how incredibly stupid and impractical pic related was as a design for a boot, for whatever reason, and there was someone stubbornly disagreeing with me. It lasted a couple of threads, but more importantly for a while after that people brought it up and poked fun of the argument, because that's human nature.
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>>146215168
If it seems like a lot of people are asking for something like that, there's a decent chance that it's just a loud minority.

>I don't think companies care where the money comes from, as long as it comes in.
That's right, and since weebs and otakus generate less they are the ones pushed away.

Having two ongoing projects like that wouldn't be a bad idea though. That's precisely why when a light hearted adaptation of the Nado series was brought up, we didn't get SoL, but a gag comedy instead.

The real reason SoL spinoff won't happen is because SD has already taken the slot.
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>>146214759
>cutting them off for more shonen bucks is a much better strategy

Just being shonen doesn't guarantee bucks, particular when you're aiming for a demographic that isn't already invested in a 700 chapter franchise that they assumedly have not read.

My initial thoughts upon seeing the art for Boruto is that it would kill the series, while a well written seinen would actually be capable of finding a niche, while retaining the old readership in the process. "Shonen bucks" counts upon the notion that you can actually get a new readership to replace the old one, but if that doesn't happen you're shit out of luck.
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>>146215805
It gets to me because she likes Naruto for not turning into something like that even though he has a reason to.
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>>146216006
>>146215903
I really need to fucking get around to watching that SD spinoff. I haven't seen a single bit of it yet,
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>>146215712
Yeah, I gotta hand it to Laze for not turning an evil Naruto into an edgelord. He's still the idealistic blond we know but he's on the dark side. He's still recognizable.
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>>146216718
Link to the fic? I've always wanted to see a recently written dark!naruto. Only one I can think of is The Cost of Living and Naruto's more gray than anything else
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>>146216718
And that hit me right in the feels. He keeps asking me if I've read any more and I keep feeling guilty because I keep saying I will and then get sidetracked.
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>>146217036
It's not a fanfic, it's a series of quests run on /tg/

Here's the archive of all the games, following protagonist Kon Kurogawa on his romp through the shinobi world.

It's actually really well done. He takes a while to find his footing as a QM, but he rockets ahead once he realises what he's doing.

He also lurks this thread hardcore and is always looking for feedback, so let him know what you think!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=leaf+ninja+quest
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>>146214307
This shit is why you don't overdose on stuff you like.
Even as a massive Hinata/NHfag, I read about four, five fics with her playing a central part in them. I'm also really picky with stuff that actually promises the stuff I like, because a really badly written one can basically poison the very idea for you.

I really lucked out by some anon's recommendation of that one. It's written pretty damn well, the romantic stuff is not overdone and her character is handled nicely, plus we are lucky if we'll get just one chapter released this year.
It may have some sweet stuff, but it is in moderation and taken rarely, instead of some cheap, bland sugar taken on the regular.
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>>146217330
That's probably a good point. I think I may have OD'd on too many things at this point.
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>>146217449
That's the shit part of Naruto - there's so much wank about every topic that if you're not careful, you'll poison the majority of the series for yourself. Then nobody has fun.
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>>146217069
Funny enough, the players still didn't like him. Post traumatic stress from Sasuke in canon a bet. Everyone was like "He's nothing but the Sausage of this world and he will NOT get the Sausage treatment! He is still a fucking criminal!"
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>>146217631
I noticed he had some hardcore cancer players anyway. The kind who'd suggest a total dumbfuck idea, be told it wouldn't work, and then got fucking assblasted that people wouldn't back their idea.

They fucking got Konan killed because of their shittery. Did they ACTUALLY think that LaZe would let them simply a) crush Nagato's Rinnegan or b) one-shot Obito? Get real.
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>>146218176
>They fucking got Konan killed because of their shittery.
I would never forget that. But I guess they forgot that Obito fights dirty.
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what if naruto deserted the village jiraiya style and just walked around for more pottery?
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>>146217449
I've almost gotten a really bad early bit of poison, actually.
When the series finished I kind of courted the idea of getting back to fan-created content for it, via the obvious first step of fanart.

Next thing I know I see someone recommend one and I read into it - and it is some retarded self-insert story about Hinata going blind/losing her Byakugan, I forget, during her attempted kidnapping and being sent off to the capital to learn economics and basically be an economic advisor to the Hyuuga.

The Pein attack wrecks the village and she is called back to help not just the Hyuuga but to get the finances of Konoha proper back in shape for the new Hokage, Kakashi, who then proceeds to fall head over heels for hell, but drama ensues etc etc.

The whole thing was so ridiculously bad, out of character for all involved, forced and just plain unfit as a story that it put me off the very idea of reading any more fics for a couple of months.

Then an anon recommended on an /a/ thread of all places The Word's Greatest Chuunin Exam Team, I Am Not Going Through Puberty Again and Team 8, and they got me back on a bit better terms with the idea of reading fics, if not too many of 'em.

I mean even of those three, I kind of ended up dropping IANGTPA because its main shtick got old and the writer kind of overdid the Sakura fanwank.
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>>146218426
They also seemed to forget that up to that point, LaZe had always strayed from things that truly broke continuity. They were like 'haha we're a fucking Chuunin on literally no chakra and bleeding internally but let's chase down fucking Kakuzu because he's only on one heart even though we have nothing to destroy it with' and LaZe just went "You chase after him, but after about an hour you pass out because you're FUCKING HURT, OUT OF CHAKRA, AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE *FUCKING DESERT*"
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>>146215903
Seems like the best option. Unfortunately nobody bothers scanning Springtime of Darkness.
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>>146217330
One thing I hate about certain fanfics is when they shit on Sakura for being a bitch yet they soon turn Hinata into one in the story. Hell, I don't remember what the story was called but it had a lot of chapters but there was a scene where Hinata hit Naruto in similar fashion they bash Sakura for.
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>>146218815
That's because most of the players ran on the logic "If we let him go he's just going to come back stronger than before, WE HAVE TO KILL HIM NOW!"
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>>146218957
>Springtime of Darkness.
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>>146219064
>a scene where Hinata hit Naruto in similar fashion they bash Sakura for
Why the fuck would anyone do that?
Was it a legit I AM OUTRAGED, FEEL MY FISTS OF FEMININE FURY or just her flailing or fucking up and accidentally hitting him?
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>>146219307
Being a QM/GM/DM with a large group - like running quests on /tg/ - must be fucking hell.

> ok I'm not gonna let the players do SOME things because it would entirely wreck the whole fucking story I've spent weeks laying down
HURR QM RAILROADS SHIT QM SHIT GAME WAAAAH

> ok I'm just gonna let the players do whatever they want and just roll with it
HURR QM DOESN'T PROVIDE DIRECTION OR SET BOUNDARIES SHIT QM SHIT GAME WAAAAH

I'm so happy with my group, as I keep saying. Can't praise them enough.
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>>146219491
Flailing Hinata being horrified that she accidentally struck Naruto - who didn't even notice she hit him - would be great.

Where's that gif of Part II Hinata with a red face flailing her arms wildly?
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>>146219491
It's just that Naruto said something stupid like he always does and she hit him. I was looking at the screen for a solid minute like "I don't think Hinata would do that."
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>>146219064
I hate this type of shit with a fucking passion. I don't understand how a character smacking around someone they consider a friend or their lover funny, I really don't.
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>>146219879
It's a nip thing
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>>146219879
It's because the Japanese are autistic and can't get into human emotion. Why do you think their birthrates are so slow?
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>>146220008
Kushina can get away with it because she's his mother. I mean, a fucking punch to the head might be a bit much, but it can be laughed off as a mother disciplining her kid. And let's face it, Naruto's damage resistance probably meant he acted like it hurt while barely feeling anything.

I dunno, I just didn't mind it when it was Kushina. Maybe it's just double standards.It's ok when X does it but not when Y does. Eh.
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>>146219759
Yeah, that sounds pretty bad.

>>146219879
There are some very few good examples, almost always between men who are really great friends, where a good honest punch to the face does good.
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>>146220219
It's because it's a figure of authority.
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>>146220219
>but it can be laughed off as a mother disciplining her kid

She is meeting her son for the first time in 16 years and she hit him just because he told her that she laughs like an evil monster.
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>opponent tries to awaken
>throw shuriken from a safe range repeatedly so he doesn't have a chance to
>omg wtf shuriken noob spammer

>all that opponent does is dash in and mash circle
>do counters, leader switches, and jutsu to catch them in their dash
>yo wtf stop with the character switch abuse ur lame noob

>character plays passive and doesn't move, waiting to just react to my move
>guard break ultimate them cos it's the biggest and safest punish
>rage quit and "wtf guard break ultimate dude cheap" message follows

I hate this fucking faggot community
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>>146219535
> ok I'm just gonna let the players do whatever they want and just roll with it
>HURR QM DOESN'T PROVIDE DIRECTION OR SET BOUNDARIES SHIT QM SHIT GAME WAAAAH

Yeah, I definitely heard this with Orochimaru: "WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING HIM TO LIVE? YOU SAID WE CAN MAKE THE CHOICES IN THIS IN THIS GAME AND YET YOU'RE KEEPING THAT BASTARD ALIVE? WHAT A SHITTY GAME! YOU FOLLOW CANON TOO MUCH!"
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>>146220295
> almost always between men who are really great friends, where a good honest punch to the face does good.
kek

>>146220720
To be fair, imagine being told, by your son, 'You're the thing that murdered your and your husband and forced your son into a childhood of misery an neglect'. That'd be pretty brutal.
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>>146220860
>'You're the thing that murdered your and your husband and forced your son into a childhood of misery an neglect'. That'd be pretty brutal.
But that was Obito if you want to be literal.
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>>146220752
That's what inevitably happens with all of these types of shallow, semi-dead games' online sections. I never even get into them.
This game's multiplayer is specifically for getting drunk and playing local multiplayer.
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>>146220860
>Sauce and Nardo
>men
>really great friends
And it's not even a good honest punch, but an unnecessary bullshit final fight because someone had to go and let Sausage watch Batman: Dark Knight.
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>>146220954
You're not wrong, I guess. Still a valid point.

Anyway, as >>146220341 said, maybe I just pass over it because it comes from a person of authority, rather than an equal. I'm not saying it's ok for superiors to kick the shit out of their subordinates, but I dunno, Kushina hitting Naruto for calling her Kurama doesn't bug me in the same way as Sakura hitting Naruto for...what? Being a teenage boy with teenage boy affections?

Maybe it's just the double standards thing again. Whatever.

>>146220752
Once the meta gets sorted, a game dies until the meta is changed up.
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>>146220860
It's ok, Nardo and Sauce canonically get off when they hit each other
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>>146221117
Imagining Kishimoto take notes while watching The Dark Knight is great.

> there's a pin-up board in his office
> it's the weekly meeting
> there's like half a dozen ideas from his editors and sub-editors about how the series should end
> Kishimoto walks in with bloodshot eyes and a five o'clock shadow
> silently tears down all of the ideas on the board
> pins up a picture of Sasuke
> pins Batman's mask over Sasuke's face
> writes 'chapters 694-699 - Batsuke' below it
> passes out
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>>146220860
I thought she hit him for cussing?
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>>146221171
>as Sakura hitting Naruto for...what?
Pulling off perverted jutsus in public and teaching them to 12 year olds?
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>>146221534
>cussing
That's just niggastream being niggastream
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>>146221569
Not her place to discipline him for that. That is Kakashi's, Yamato's, ANY of the other Jounin's, or Tsunade's job.
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>>146221395
I love these made up stories of Kishi's misadventures of writing Naruto.
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>>146206549
>Anko instead of Yamato is team 7's new leader
>after that everything goes mostly the same until after Pain's defeat
>a huge war breaks out between the cloud and the leaf because of Sasuke's chimp out
>meanwhile the battle between Konan and Obitto happens
>it goes mostly the same except the rinnegan is booby trapped
>the shrine explodes when he tries to retrieve it destroying the rinnegan along with his plan
>the plan was his not real Madara's
>eventually after many many deaths Naruto convinces both sides to stop fighting
>There's a final battle between Naruto and Sasuke
>no rinnegan or tailed beast cloak crap
>no heart filled speeches of redemption or forgiveness
>They simply both die on impact after putting all their remaining power into one final attack
>Sakura gets over Sasuke and acepts he was a bag of dog excrement beyond saving
>in the last scene it shows Obitto sitting on a cliff in some foreign land watching the sunrise
>He takes off his mask and starts thinking over his life and the choices he made.
>which reveals his identity to the reader
>he then chucks his mask off the cliff and into the ocean

The End
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>>146221861
I remember reading this in another thread we had.

>Anko instead of Yamato is team 7's new leader
A long time ago, I wanted her to replace Asuma after his death.
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>>146221861
I'd...

Wow I'd actually be relatively ok with this.

I kind of want to see this now.
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>>146221861
>>Anko instead of Yamato is team 7's new leader
Stopped reading right there
This is clearly going to turn into some fetishised harem hijinks story
Never post again
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>>146222162
You've read too many fanfictions with Anko.
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>>146222162
You missed out on a hell of a change in story then, bud.
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>>146222162
Everything after that was gold, m8
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>>146221117
>>146221395
This shit would also make fun material for Springtime of Darkness.
> Oro and Sauce Edo Tensei the Hokage back to life (well, undeath)
> shit, gotta go be big damn heroes
> they take Leaf Force One, the Hokage suite plane just because fuck you
> there's time to watch a single movie during the flight
> Hashirama and Tobirama quarrel what to watch, what wih Sauce's sharingan burning whatever film he watches directly into hos brain
> they have Clockwork Orange, but no one wants to find out what happens when an Uchiha sees that
> Hashirama doesn't want to share his copy of Brokeback Mountain, he was gonna watch that with Madara
> Tobirama makes damn sure to hide Konoha History X well away
> all that's left is Batman Dark Knight
> eh, let's watch that one
> what's the worst thing that could possibly happen
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>>146222418
> S-Sasuke? Is that you?
> I AM THE NIGHT
> W-what?
> WHERE IS THE BIJUUDAMA?! WHERE IS IT?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHERE?!?!?!
> I...Sasuke I don't understand
> I AM THE HERO THIS WORLD DESERVES, BUT NOT THE ONE IT NEEDS RIGHT NOW
> Where did you get those fucking ears from?
> Ripped them off a bat
> You WHAT?
> He didn't mind, though
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>>146221395
>'chapters 694-699 - Batsuke
I just imagine that shit crudely scrawled in marker over everyone else's suggestions
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>>146223645
> Kishimoto-san, I-
> Batsuke
> I just thin-
> Batsuke
> But we had other ide-
> Bat. Suke.
> But that doesn't even make sense!
> WHAT IN THIS SERIES DOES ANYMORE?!
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>>146223735
Did Kishi think Dark Knight Rises was kino? Is this why the final boss of the Boruto movie was a Big Guy?
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>>146223997
> If I take your chakra away, will you die?
> It would be extremely painful
> You're a big alien
> ...For you

I really hope Arata keeps up the Baneposting in the Roll20 game.
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>>146224329
>TELL ME ABOUT TOBI! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
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>>146225082
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SHARK
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>>146225082
I wish I had that picture on me of Hinata and Sakura being modded into a WWE game, with Hinata performing a spinebreaker on Sakura with the filename being Bane's speech to Batman about wondering what would break first, his spirit or his body.

I'll post it when I get home
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>>146225598
> YOU MERELY ADOPTAPTED TO THE SINGLE TARGET SEXUALITY, SAKURA-SAN
> I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT
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>>146225824
Fuck I need to move my /nsunsg/ shitposting image folder to my Dropbox so I have access to it everywhere I go.

I also need to do more Photoshopping. I usually just get ideas from what people say on here and just roll with it.
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>>146221861
Not okay because best couple doesn't happen.
But I'd be pretty okay with it if naruto fucked Hinata and got her pregnant first before dying. does that make me fucked up?
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>>146226096
Yes, yes it does.
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>>146226096
> mirrors the scene of Hinata and Himawari heading to the gravestone and Himawari placing the flowers
> the grave is Naruto's, not Neji's
Yeah nah I've changed my mind I don't want it to happen either. Either they both die and they get to pull an Itachi/Izumi and be together in the Pure Land, or neither of them die.
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>>146226096
You know what site you're on?
Honestly being messed up was never in question
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>>146226096
Why is Anko just kinda creepin on the happy couple?
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>>146226767
I often wonder how much jurisdiction the Hokage has outside of Konoha. Or rather, how much OFFICIAL jurisdiction he has.

If Orochimaru's hideout is in the Land of Fire, but far removed from Konoha's borders, I feel like it would be the Fire Daimyo's responsibility to remove him. If that involved hiring Konoha shinobi, then that's fine, but until then, like police being unable to (legally) breach a home without a warrant or reasonable suspicion, I don't think the Hokage would be able to send killteams just wherever he wanted. Well, he wouldn't OFFICIALLY be able to do that.

> inb4 Sasuke heads up ROOT 2: More Sharingan Boogaloo
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>>146226732
What if Hinata has a baby and then does shortly after childbirth, meaning she can be with naruto in the pure land while making sure the Uzumaki clan lives on. Also naruto's kid being an orphan too would be double extra pottery. Maybe then can even shove the kyuubi in the kid for pottery cubed.
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>>146226096
Hinata's botched expression there is very off-putting. Just cross-eyed enough to be noticeable, smiling in just weird enough a way that she looks retarded.
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>>146227747
> Pain's Shinra Tensei gave her brain damage
> now she's just uuhgflflflflfpfpffffffff
I'm laughing but I feel so bad
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>>146227667
Batsuke has already become like a guard dog foer Konoha that roams inna woods At least when he isn't dimension hopping looking for AYYliums.

If Oro wasn't one of Sauce's COOLEST GUYS like Obito and Nagato were for Nardo, then he would get taken out.

That's over now that Snapesuke has become Bort's sensei, and is taking care of his daughteru.
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>>146227952
>Naruto falls in love with her because she's just as retarded as he is now
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>>146227561
She clearly taught them how to fuck so that it could happen.
>they sat and watched anko completely dominate the fuck out of some poor guy while she narrated the whole thing
>Hinata now thinks that normal sex is the woman taking control and involves being tied up
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>>146228001
>ugghhhn ... Naardo-koon pibgpisjbfpjdkpsdkn
>heheh 'Nata-ttebayo höhöhöhöhö
Fucking hell. I am one of the biggest Hinatafags ITT and it's hilarious even to me.
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>>146227996
We all know that the only reason that war hasn't hit the fan against already is because Konoha owns two human nukes, one of whom can psychically talk to and request the help of seven of the OTHER, biological demon-nukes, with the other being a dimension-hopping, teleporting demigod with power that is on par with Madara's.

Once Sasuke dies at age 101 and Naruto dies at age 463, the world will go back to shit in less than a month.

That being said, nobody can do shit against Orochimaru anymore. He's had enough time to layer contingencies on top of contingencies, to the point where getting trapped in the Acid Dimension would be nothing more than a slight inconvenience for him.
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>>146228216
Also
>Anko lost a bet, she's on tard-wrangling duty now
>she smiles and wishes she just ate herself into a dango-induced coma to escape this
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>>146228357
> 'I could do it' she thinks to herself, at the top of the six flights of steps in the centre of Konoha
> 'I could crouch to adjust my sandal and bump the wheelchair'
> 'Nobody would blame me for it, it would be an accident'
> 'I could fucking do it now'
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>>146228357
>she raises their baby because they're not mentally fit enough to care for a child
>but the village (and the hyuuga) want babies for keikaku-ing so they keep letting the tards breed instead of sterilizing them
>they end up having like 10 kids and they're all raised by different people in the village
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>>146228216
I imagine Naruto has the same level of intelligence as always and just doesn't notice Hinata is now severely retarded.
>hehhh nurduku bahbabbah
>Oh Hinata, you're so funny!
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>>146228884
I imagine canon Naruto to be like the Team Four Star Goku in DBZ:A

"Where...did you get that muffin?"
"Muffin button."
"That ship doesn't HAVE a muffin button!"
"Then...where did I get this muffin?"

"Where...did you get that ramen?"
"Ramen jutsu."
"We haven't CREATED a ramen jutsu!"
"Then...where did I get this ramen?"
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>>146229158
Well, you're not wrong. He didn't even know what a pregnancy was. The only dumber shounen protagonist I can think of is Luffy.
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The villages should put curse seals on all their shinobi that work something like dominators in psycopass.
It scans your brain waves and if it determines that you have the potential to go rouge or harm your fellow shinobi you explode.
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>/vg/ - Video Game Generals
>one or two posts per thread about the game
ok
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>>146229673
There is literally nothing left to discuss about the game, but I'm sure if you want to ask or say something people will answer you.
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>>146229671
That's actually the motivation of the bad guys in A Growing Affection, to replace shinobi by a new, controlled, 'ethical' force with blood oaths and seals not to steal, rape, kill without the right conditions, use their powers on civilians without the right conditions etc.
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>>146229671
Well, the Hyuuga/Ootsutsuki clan tried that on the moon, and, well, look at how that turned out.

Not to mention there isn't a fucking chance in hell Naruto would allow it. The closest we got is Danzo's shady as fuck tongue sealing that burnt a hole through the operator's mouth if they started spilling the beans on Danzo and ROOT.

>>146229673
It's always been about the series as a whole. The only reason we're here is because there is no /ag/ - Anime General board. Mods are cool enough about it, though, which is nice of them.
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>>146227715
>Neji Survives
>Hinata dies during giving birth to Boruto
>Neji will what would be Jiraiya to Boruto
i can dig it
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>>146229673
UHHH JUMPDASHING AND UCHIHA SHITS
okay we good?
let's get back to waifus
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>>146229673
It's a real shame there's no spectator mode and other functionalities, we could have arranged /nsunsg/ tournaments and the like.
Not that I would participate, I am not very good at the game's meta stuff, but it would be interesting to see nevertheless.
Imagine the sheer shitposting whenever someone picks an Uchiha.
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>>146230063
>Neji will what would be Jiraiya to Boruto
Isn't that already Sasuke?
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>>146230197
> tfw you missed the anon's stream of the AI v AI tournament from WAY back at the beginning of the general
That anon is probably gone by now, and I'll never again have the chance to be a part of something like that. It upsets me.
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>>146230318
I didn't actually. Han the Man won as I recall?
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>>146230307
In >>146221861, which is what we're discussing, Naruto and Sasuke both die from their final battle.

>>146230385
You didn't miss the tournament, or you didn't leave? Also yeah, I'm pretty sure Han won, with Third Raikage A coming in second, and Temari third.
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>>146230456
I didn't miss, the tournament was not my doing, sorry.
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>>146230572
Yeah, I meant I missed it when I posted >>146230318

Feels bad man
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Well, 12 hours in, and I gotta say, I'm liking how this thread is going.
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>>146225082
>>146225598
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>>146232074
I want more images of Hinata fucking destroying awful people.
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>>146202962
okay
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>>146233103
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>>146233303
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>>146233303
I wonder if we'll get any old Mitsuki/young Mitsuki shenanigans.

> filler episode has the two Mitsuki's play a prank on Boruto where Older Mitsuki comes in Young Mitsuki's place and says he must've hit puberty at some time during the night
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>>146232354
Pretty ungrateful to do that to the sole reason why she doesn't have a husband in the cigarette store as well
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>>146233669
heh that would be nice
But what happens if Mitsuki reveals his parent to Konohamaru?
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>>146233950
I think Konohamaru either already knows, or long would've made peace with it. He's follows Naruto's teachings of breaking the cycle of hate through forgiveness. He'll probably never been Arachimaru's best buddy unwilling fuckbuddy, maybe, but I don't think Konohamaru is the type to let the sins of the father pass to the son.

Unless they need to inject useless drama into the series, in which case yeah, he'll probably go nutso.
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>>146233669
>Boruto panics and uses transformation jutsu to look older
>Mitsuki and Sarada see through it immediately
>They tease him while he struggles to sustain the jutsu
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no naruto episode this week lads
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>>146235515
Don't tell it's because of that fucking Golden Week.
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>>146235515
Oh no, we have to wait an extra week to see not-Sasuke and not-Naruto being gay for each other.
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>>146235752
wait wasn't golden week a month ago or something?
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>>146235756
> being gay for each other.
I think you mean '''''bonding''''' with each other.

In the butt
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>>146235515
Meh i don't really care. I would watch the Anime if it wans't full of Filler. Fucking Pierrot, the Manga is already over and they are in the final battle and they still insist on adding stupid filler. The worse part is that the filler they do is horrible. I just want to see Obito death, Kakashi Susanoo, The sealing of Kaguya, Obito last goodbye, Edgy sasuke saying he will kill the kages, Final battle and hokage naruto. nothing more
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>>146236618
Worst part is that an Indra/Ashura filler would be less out of place if they did it as a story Hagoromo tells Kakashi while Nardo and Sauce are running to the Valley of Homolust.

That way the original story leads into the conclusion of it, instead of yet another filler flashback interrupting the fucking fight.
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>>146237120
Fucking nooo. I can see that happening
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>>146237456
They are already doing the Indra/Ashura filler in the middle of the fight.

I'm guessing that instead they'll add two months of made-up team 7 flashbacks while Nardo and Sauce travel.
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>>146236618
Calling it now: there will be filler episodes about Team Minato in between Obito dying and Obito warping his chakra into Kakashi.
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>>146237606
>They are already doing the Indra/Ashura filler in the middle of the fight.
Talk about killing the hype. Can't Pierrot do anything good?
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>>146233950
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>>146237606
I'd actually think it'd be a cool as fuck effect if they do what they did in the Obito/Kakashi fight and flicker through time in Naruto and Sasuke's fight.

When they're in hand-to-hand combat, have it show Sasuke and Naruto for the majority of the fight, but every now and then, flash back to Indra and Ashura performing the same techniques, millennia ago, or to Hashirama and Madara fighting, or just create half a dozen transmigrants throughout the ages, hammering home how long this cycle of murder and revenge has gone on for, always ending in this same showdown.

Then at the end, show the transmigrants with one killing the other, going down through the years, but breaking off with Naruto and Sasuke, showing them clash head to head, rather than one gaining the upper hand.
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>>146238003
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When do you guys think Nardo reached maximum powerlevel? The final battle with kaguya / fight with sauce, 2 years later during the last, or do you think he reached his full potential some time after that when he was a bit older, which we didn't see?
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>>146239084
It doesn't matter, Naruto was always weak.
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>>146239084
His max powerlevel, I think, was logically the Boruto movie. He has strength tempered by maturity. He still retained all of his God powers (minus the Truth-Seeking Balls), but could use them more effectively than ever.

That being said, the lack of training over the previous years probably didn't help, so maybe during The Last, where he's still God power-tier, but he isn't a bureaucrat yet.
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>>146222162
Snake Naruto would have been a more interesting team leader than Yamato.
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>>146239084
He has done a terrible job at showing his strength post-Sauce fight.

>The Last only shows him in Kurama mode
>gets stabbed by Shin in the Gaiden
>gets kidnapped, trapped by the shadow binding jutsu and then stabbed by rinnegan poles in the Bort movie
>is shown doing only one jutsu in the post epilogue stuff (shadow clone jutsu to scare the little Shins)
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>>146240309
>gets stabbed by Shin in the Gaiden
At least here it doesn't seem to really bother him, showing his toughness has become superhuman.

>Hinata gets to ride that superhuman dick all night long
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>>146238003

Any Pakura and Maki cube art?
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>>146240309
> The Last only shows him in Kurama mode
Probs because he didn't need Six Paths Sage Mode for Jobber Eyes McFiller-Villain

> gets stabbed by Shin in the Gaiden
Kurama straight-up says that wasn't even close to hurting Naruto and wonders why he's making a big deal about it

> gets kidnapped, trapped by the shadow binding jutsu and then stabbed by rinnegan poles in the Bort movie
I really need to rewatch that movie. That being said, he gets kidnapped by Gods, one of whom gave Sasuke a run for his money, the other of whom (thanks to Boruto, the dumb shit) tore the Susano'o-armoured Kurama head chakra avatar apart.

> is shown doing only one jutsu in the post epilogue stuff (shadow clone jutsu to scare the little Shins)
I liked his thing where he straight said to the Shin clones "This can go one of two ways. Just let it go, little dude", and the Shin clone saw Kurama raging behind his eyes. It was a nice touch. Shows he hadn't lost it.
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>>146236618
I'm probably only going to watch the filler, since nothing else is new to me, save for Obito's death. I can actually see a good use of music, as well as flashbacks, amplifying the effect of that scene from the manga. I'd be more excited for an adaptation of some of the light novel content, as I always am for book to film stuff, since it's more of a leap from a completely non-visual medium to one with both animation and music.

Much of the filler is better written than Kishi's output (I'd certainly have more faith in Pierrot with their handling of female characters than I ever would in the former), but sometimes I feel that people would eat literal dogshit as long as it can be classified as "canon."

>Edgy sasuke saying he will kill the kages
Cringey enough the first time. Literally laughed out loud when I got to this part and realized that Kishimoto was having Sauce do something so evil less than ten chapters from the ending. If he wanted to redeem Sauce he should have given us at least 50 chapters, prior to the ending, of him not being a cunt.

It's hard to see music and animation really making it better. Obito's goodbye and Kakashi's Susanoo could be hype as well, however, particularly with the right music.
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>>146240992
Who?
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>>146241402
Thing is, I didn't actually read Sasuke as being "muahaha evil" during that line. Since he was so dodgy about his goals beforehand, I felt like he was saying "Look guys I'm sorry but this shit has to be done or else everything will just get fucked up again."
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>>146241425


She canologiclly had the most powerful non-eye hacks kekkei genkai in the entire narutoverse. Just being grazed by one of her orbs would cause instant death by turning you into a shriveled mummified corpse.
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>>146242094
>She canologiclly had the most powerful non-eye hacks kekkei genkai in the entire narutoverse
Wood shit?
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>>146242094
Magnetism is probably more powerful due to the range of its use.
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>>146241324
> The Last only shows him in Kurama mode
i heard it was because the movie was already written before he got so6p
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>>146242094
Wasn't Scorch Release just basically fire that sucked your chakra away as well?

>>146242504
Dunno, maybe. I'm too lazy to check release dates/production dates and cross-reference them to the manga. I wouldn't think so, though.
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>>146242676
It'd evaporate all the water in your body long before it had a chance to drain all your chakra.
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Hey guys, thanks for being so patient. This doujin just became public, so I hope you guys enjoy it.

http://imgur.com/a/DthR7

Here's an imgur link so you don't have to go patreon.
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>>146242867
I couldn't remember what it did. Just seems like a modified Fire/Blaze Release. Wood Release is still canonically the most OP non-eye kekkei genkai
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>>146243359
Thanks, TL-kun.

Boruto, that's cheating!
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How many people actually pay attention or care when I talk about what's going on in-game while it's being played? Just seeing if anyone's actually interested or not.
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>>146245574
i'm just waiting to hear they all died
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i hope naruto retires
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>>146245674
That's good enough for me.

Although you might be waiting a while. They've learned from mission one, I think. Fugetsu won't be given any more important rolls.
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>>146240425
Believe what you want about naruto's dick size, but he can definitely go for longer than anyone else in the franchise, I mean he probably gets hard again instantly too. and that coupled with Hinata's narusexuality and undoubtedly tight pussy probably means either way there's no issues in the fucking department.
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>>146246114
Plus clones, m8. Clones. Hinata can be triple penetrated by one man.
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>>146246337
>vanilla gangbangs
>vanilla chakra arm consentacles
>probable vanilla mind break
>8 trigrams 64 handjobs

I love this pairing so fucking much. Truest OTP.
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>>146243359
That was nice. Thanks TLAnon, yet again you are a real human being, and a real hero.
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>>146245851
Even this decision won't save them if somebody decides that Rock falls, everyone dies.
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>>146246880
>Hinata will never use her byakugan and gentle fist to give you an erotic chakra massage with the happiest of endings
It hurts to live
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>>146246917
After the day I've had, with abandoning my tumblr so as not to be consumed by a mob's misplaced fury, I really appreciate that and I'm glad that you enjoyed it.
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>>146243359
Is there a gallery (like an imgur one) where we can read all the things you translated?
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>>146246880
>Naruto transforms into a vibrator and just stays inside Hinata all day using chakra to vibrate.
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>>146247645
C'mon man, do not let the internet wankery get to you. Fuck those people who think they are holier than thou, when in fact they are just a bunch of scumbags.
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>>146247691
tlanon.imgur.com for longer doujin.
occasionallyisaystuff.tumblr.com for every single thing I've done aside from patreon exclusives.
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>>146247841
Yeah, you're right. There's crazy amounts of moral panic over there, unjustified, at that. A lot of people were sad to see the tumblr abandoned, though, and I even got an influx of patrons after my farewell announcement post, so they're not all bad.

Either way, I'll keep translating for you all until someone legally forces me to stop.
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>>146247095
I'm not gonna do that.
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>>146247095
I prefer dice fall, everyone rocks.
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>>146248295
You should make Rock Lee fall.
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>I will never clumsily learn origami with Konan and break through her quiet exterior.
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>>146248830
Papercuts on your dick bro.
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>>146248295
You never know mate, you never know. I saw DM saying that, and than a couple of sessions later the party would make him regret this words to the point that he would apply this strat just to save himself from going over the edge.
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>>146248736
> alright time for the chuunin exam
> there's one test
> Lee here is gonna go Seven Gates
> beat him and you're a chuunin
> well, good luck

>>146248889
I guess. I dunno, I'm pretty easy going. If they WANT to go full edgy piece of shit, I'm not gonna stop them. I'm just gonna think up reasonable responses to their actions. Such as Naruto going 'Alright you fucking faggots, since you can't act like adults, a four-man Chuunin squad is going to accompany you on your next mission and hold your hands, because God knows you're not ACTUALLY acting like ninja'
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>>146249054
As far as I remember, that DM was very unhappy because of the unsupervised use of "Suicide Squirrels" tactic in large quantity.
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>>146249054
>>146249439
Well I think someone might become a Squirrel Sage.
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>>146249439
Can you elaborate on 'suicide squirrel'?
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>>146250360
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>>146250582
I do not understand how this is a tactic.
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>>146250360
Elaboration: You find/summon/whatever a large amount of squirrels or any type of small/medium forest animal, strap shit load of explosive tags or your regional equivalent, and than you sack the animals on bandit encampment or whatever it is you want to do with it... let's just say that the final step went wrong a couple of times and the party "accidently" destroyed two and a half major cities in the campaign.
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>>146250064
I can become one only if I can have Rocky (from Rocky and Bullwinkle) as one of my summons.
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>>146251346
That sounds hilarious, and considering the availability of explosive tags, I have a feeling SOMEONE is going to try that now. Renya, I think, wants to go towards Summoning, and I know Waniko wants to get her name on the Alligator Contract, although I can't imagine them hanging around for long if she straps explosive tags to them.

I also don't know how well Naruto will take it one of them learns about Arachimaru, hunts her down, and demands to learn necromancy.
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>>146251783
It is all fun and games until the Suicide Squirrels/Zombies/Aligators/ZombieAligators/whateveryouwant take a wrong turn in the woods and suddenly you level the entire kingdom. Imagine the goddamn paperwork on that one
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>>146252158
> "Guys, I-"
> "Nah nah nah, Arata, come on, this is a GREAT idea. Renya, tell the man it's a great idea."
> "Fugetsu's right, man, it's a top shelf idea."
> " Waniko, you don't think..."
> "Leave me out of this. I want plausible deniability."
> "I just don't feel COMFORTABLE strapping explosives to small woodland critters."
> "Then don't. Keep a lookout instead."
> "I don't want to be a part of this..."
> "Oh come on, just IMAGINE it! All these weeny squirrels running around and then..."
> "And then literally everything explodes!"
> Renya and Fugetsu high five, before Fugetsu gets back to work
I change my mind, I fucking back it
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I also genuinely hope that once the team starts meshing well and the characters open up and start trusting each other, Fugetsu and Renya become the Banter Bros.
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>>146252659
"Renya, I have a feeling it is a start of a beautiful friendship"
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>>146253564
> Renya and Fugetsu come up with window-licking retarded ideas
> Arata tries to be the voice of reason
> Waniko cackles and asks if there's any way to make it more destructive

I'm really interested to see how the team dynamic plays out for real, though.
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>>146253696
I can tell you it will be a blast, pun fully intended.
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>>146253838
Please do not explode Konoha.
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>>146253975
I can't promise anything mate. I mean I have this neatly stacked pile of explosive tags that are practically screaming to me "Use Us!". Woodland creatures beware!
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>>146252659
Other players please don't read.

I was toying with the idea of making Arata a vegan, to explain why his clan use plants for poison and not just venom sacs like Hanzo did. and if he wasn't nefore that, he certainly would be after.

It would also explain why he's such a lala prancing homo man
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>>146254862
Nobody's actually bought any explosive tags yet, oddly.

>>146255057
Hahaha, someone actually mentioned something like that in a previous thread, giving all of the characters a 'thing', like Waniko vapes, Arata is a Vegan, Renya does Ninja CrossFit or something, and Fugetsu...I dunno. Is a staunchest feminist or something.

Not a bad idea though. I like it. Your call as to how you work that into the game, though.
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>>146186324
watch every single filler.
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>>146245574
If it is a fun update mid-game, it can be better than reading about what went down after the fact.
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>>146243359
Cute.
CUTE!
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It's a real shame the 64 palm guard never became a canon move of Hinata.
Compared to holding your hands out and spinning like an idiot, shooting out chakra, it's all about neat, fast movement of the hands, and honestly it looks better than the basic Kaiten.
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I mean I'm imagining best case scenario for these kids is they become known as champions and speak volumes of the strength of unity, worst case scenario, apart from them all dying, is four scarred and broken kids, their smiles and optimism, gone. I hope drawfag does a before first mission and after last mission comparison
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>>146261418
Nice. It's a shame Minato and Kushina never got around to meeting Hinata.
Or that Jiraiya never got to tease the ever living fuck out of her and Nardo either.
Or that Karin being an Uzumaki never came up for extended family shenanigans.
Or that we haven't seen Hiashi make Naruto sweat bullets, despite the fuckhuge difference in power between the two.
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>>146261418
>>146261613
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>>146261695
Lel, I was just going to post that, though I didn't have it all in one.
Thanks anon.
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>>146261792
no problem, I've saved a pretty big collection of NH images over the past 6 months even though I'm really picky about quality so I have a lot to post and dump when we're dying.
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>>146261613
>we haven't seen Hiashi make Naruto sweat bullets
I would imagine something like pic related
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>>146261601
For the kids in the game? Yeah. I'm kind of hoping for some loss of limb so that can be shown in the team picture.

Also yeah, Drawfag is doing team pictures at important parts of the story, after major changes.
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>>146262223
Nah, we all know Hiashi is a big softie underneath the strict and uncaring mask. Nothing that Naruto can't crack in about 5 min tops. Although the potential shananigans... oh the potential shananigans.
>>146263960
By important parts of the story you mean lost limbs scattered around the battlefield?
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>>146264554
I mean anything important really. If Waniko gets her name on the Alligator Contract, that'll show up with her. Ditto if Fugetsu gets the Nonryoubou. Any major scars or lost limbs will also make an appearance, as well as changes in weapons, clothing and armour.
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>>146264737
I don't know why but a thought of a drawing of the lost limb cracks me up. "And this is my arm, which I lost in the accident involving chinchilas. We vowed never to speak of it again."
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>>146243482
>Wood Release is still canonically the most OP non-eye kekkei genkai
This meme needs to stop
There's niggas moving as fast as lightning and you're telling them branches are the most dangerous things they could run into?
It's fucking wood, like, just burn that shit down niggas.
Or dodge, since wood is clearly not faster taan ninjas.
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>>146265143
They'd probably build an automail-style mechanical replacement. That'd be cool.

Ain't no Senju jizz for these nerds
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>>146265508
And than they will start clapping to release the jutsus. And than we all get copyright strikes.
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>Wake up.
>Come to the general and see convoluted plots involving strapping explosives to summoning creatures. Especially Squirrels.
Sounds like the Warring Stated Period all over again. Plus, the Squirrel Sage from the Giant Tree of Acorns would not approve.
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>>146266004
If you can utilize the shrinking technology you can make micro exploding tags with the explosion power of the normal exploding tags and put them on insects. There are no insect sages, and we will just skip this part while talking to any Aburame representative.
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>>146265849
Nah, but I can imagine Arata stuffing his full of toxic weaponry.

>>146266004
Yeah, this general has actually taken a MASSIVE step up since the truce of, well, last night (for me)
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>>146266259
The Aburames are pretty close to the Fujitas. Word would get around that their prodigal son was using bugs as suicide bombers, and the Aburames would just not be happy.

Also, how would you control the bugs without an Aburame?
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>>146267134
Lots and lots of honey thrown at the enemies.
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>>146267134
>Also, how would you control the bugs without an Aburame?
Kill them with Bug Spray and then revive them with Edo Tensei.
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>>146267134
Just like you control ants. ANTS, Scott. <Insert the picture of Micheal Douglas here>
Alternatively this >>146267212 coz it made me laugh harder than it should.
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>>146267212
I reckon Waniko would probably give it a shot.

>>146267345
I can imagine Tobirama looking on from the Pure Land, yelling 'THAT IS NOT ITS INTENDED USE, SIR'
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So if a Inuzuka wanted to do Aburame bug stuff. A Hyuga wanted to do Akimichi expansion stuff. A Aburame wanted to do Yamanaka mind stuff. And a Yamanaka wanted to do Inuzuka dog stuff. Could they? Or is it "clan secrets" and all that mess?
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>>146265508
Katawa Shounen when?
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>>146268002
I don't think it was ever explained in canon. But you can assume it's a clan secret I guess.
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>>146268234
Whenever they start getting burned to cinders or getting their limbs hacked off, I guess.

>>146268002
Yamanaka, Nara and Akimichi techniques are all Hiden clan techniques, which cannot (or should not) be shared outside the clan. I don't know if Inuzuka dogs or Aburame bugs are Hiden techniques or an actual contract, though. I think the Aburames DO have a contract with their bugs, but the Inuzukas just have smart dogs.
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>>146268002
Clan secrets, yeah, but if they could get on their hands on some secrets, anyone could learn or adapt to most of that shit.

Although granted, the Aburame probably insert a lot of very specially bred larvae into their newborns, the Akimichi expansion probably takes some very specialised training for the calories trick and a lifetime of eating not just really fattening stuff but the right supplements etc, you'd need to know precisely what you are doing once you have invaded a mind or how to stay there and fuck around with it, and the dogs likewise probably have something more specialised stuff going on than, say K9 units with police officers or blind seer dogs.
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>>146268656
Gonna have the dream team of Edward Elric, The Winter Soldier, Big Boss and Adam Jensen
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>>146268234
>>146268656
>>146265143
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>>146268989
Someone post the augmented version.
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>>146268989
>>146268656
>>146269063
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>>146268825
Out of interest, are you a player? Cause if so, don't read this, but with the Winter Soldier, you're closer than you might think.
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>>146269128
>>146268989
Well, that took a real dark turn very quickly. Can we please have some cutness to balance it?
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>>146268002
>Could they?
No, since minor characters aren't allowed to learn more than two jutsus.
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Night, nerds. This has been a good thread. I can't believe we managed to get through a whole day without rampant shit-flinging, it's amazing. Comfy is back.
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>>146265326
>It's fucking wood, like, just burn that shit down niggas.

The entire Uchiha clan tried that. See how well it turned out for them.
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>>146265326
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Release:_Advent_of_a_World_of_Flowering_Trees
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>>146273617
I think Uchichas went for the battle against Wood Release completely unprepared. Once you see that the fire cannot burn the wood there ar only two things you can do:
1. Run like a bitch, screaming like a little girl (wood not recommand, the wood is fucking quick)
2. Suicide Squirrels tactic (or in Uchichas case Suicide Cats) - they are quick, they can run around the wood attacks like nobodies buisness and once they get to the caster he goes BOOOOM...
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Happy families!
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>>146276590
Forgot pic.
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>>146273872
>>146274482
1) Only one nigga ever had it
2) Sharingan gives precog

How the hell did those niggas ever lose if they have precog?

>>146271834
C-Cute!
Is that what you thought?
Shame on you!
I can't believe that's considered shonen movie 'romantic buildup' at its finest
Maybe it's not just Kishi, but all japan that doesn't have the first clue about romance.
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>>146276856
Calm your tits, it's not romantic buildup, so much as romantic/cutesy fanservice. And it does that job pretty well, I'd say.

Not that I disagree about the Japs being really weird about notions of romance, mind you.
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>>146276856
Doesn't matter if you have precog when the nigga you're fighting creates an entire forest in an instant.
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>>146277053
Real talk the scene where Naruto confesses before Hinata gets taken away is beautiful. Shit's set up like a van gogh painting.
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>>146277084
These niggas teleport hundreds of meters in instants even without time space fuckery though
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>>146277247
Body-flicker isn't real teleportation, it's just rapid movement. If you go super fast into a tree you're just gonna get a face full of bark.
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>>146277528
Shunshin literally translates to teleportation, and looking for a path to flicker has never stopped anyone in the series from doing it.
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>>146277679
It's called "teleportation" because it's super speed movement so it looks like the user is going from one place to another, but it's not a true teleport - there is a direct path of movement between two points. It's not like Hiraishin or Kamui. You couldn't, for example, shunshin through a wall.
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>>146276856
>How the hell did those niggas ever lose if they have precog?
Senjews too OP
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>>146277813
That still has never stopped anyone from using it.
Even Genin's like Rock Lee can shunshin to immediately cover ground over short distances without being bothered by tunnel vision.

When have obstacles ever been an actual problem for ninja?

Lee and Gai could even just break through anything in their path.
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>>146276856
Tobirama summoned undead Uchihas to fight them :^)
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>>146278125
Rock Lee doesn't shunshin, he just runs real fast.

But in a situation like The Entire Uchiha Clan vs. Hashirma, Hashirama has a web of forest that upon entering will skewer you on wooden tendrils or knock you out with poisonous flower pollen, not to mention Hashirama's absolute darkness technique and Sage Mode.
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>>146278121
I've nit really got to a part featuring these guys but, is Tobirama portrayed as a bad guy since he's anti Uchiha? He's always scowling like he found a turd in his cereal, not what people you're supposed to root for normally look like.
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>>146278319
Shit nigga
They'd get out faster than Lee if that's the case

And that's not quite right because Hashirama would be too busy fighting his husbando

With Izuna to have Tobirama in check, how could the Jewchihas manage to lose to pleb Snejews?
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>>146278625
It took the entire Five Kage team to destroy the forest enough that they didn't all die immediately. Pleb-tier Uchiha wouldn't stand a chance.
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>>146278779
>>146278319
>Hashirama has a web of forest that upon entering will skewer you on wooden tendrils or knock you out with poisonous flower pollen, not to mention Hashirama's absolute darkness technique and Sage Mode.
I guess you're right

Literally any power would be on that level or beyond if it was Hashirama using it, because he has unlimited chakra.

I hate this transmigrant POTTERY bs, where two faggots can keep the world on hold. Good thing that now that the feud is settled, they won't be back.
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>>146279603
>they won't be back
Wait until Bort and Salad pop out some kids.
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>>146214643
Minato also started out as a wimpy fuccboi
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>>146279603
>implying Bort isn't Indra's new reincarnation
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>>146279741
>>146279781

Jokes on you!
This series is way past over for me! Bort shit is not canon!
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>>146279920
>there are people in this general who didn't just call it quits with The Last (and maybe Gaiden)
I feel sorry for the poor fools.
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>>146280259
The Boruto movie was actually good. It felt like a good sendoff for the series: "Even if new problems arise, the will of fire will keep burning." Assistant-kun's nonsense is massively disappointing so far, like it's saying "LOL NOPE edgelords win, Naruto loses, Madara was right, GG."
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>>146273872
>"the people that heard about his strength consider him a fairy tale"

>50 years after his death
>there should be old people in Ninja Florida with personal memories of him

Naruto's timeline is way too fucking condensed.
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>>146280527
>The Boruto movie was actually good. It felt like a good sendoff for the series
I've heard that said about it, but frankly at this point there's no fucking way I am willing to invest myself in the new age stuff. Chapter 700 was nice enough a sendoff for me.

Hell, even The Last is kind of iffy, because much as I may have enjoyed the fanservice and some of the individual parts of it, as a whole it was a pretty fucking badly written film.
I much prefer to think something like The World's Greatest Chuunin Exam Team took place, with the exception that given some of the late war events, there's a whole lot more ramen noodle dropping between Naruto and Hinata, and they finally get their shit sorted apropos of the exam a couple of months after the war ended But let's keep TL Hanabi, she's pretty fun.
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>>146280527
Madara wasn't wrong at any point in time
About anything
Ever
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>>146278396
Not a bad guy. He is just a bit racist, is all. And he is not scowling, he is following the main rule of the ninja world, which is "Around Uchihas, Never Relax".
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>>146281083
Actually he was wrong on one thing. Creating the Leaf Village. See how everything bad that happened to the ninja world has something to do with Konoha? The main villains are from Konoha, albeit they are rogue ninjas. I say "Konoha was a Mistake".
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>>146281208
>racist

People say this. It's like they don't realize that clan = family, and that Uchiha isn't a race.
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>>146281521
Ok, so he is the familist, same shit. Or you can just call him a hater, that will do.
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>>146278396
You can't support someone who isn't a perpetually ray of sunshine?

I'll tell you what, m8.
I trust someone like Tobirama to get things done a million times more than someone like Hashirama.
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>>146281517
Villages killing each other seems better than clans killing each other.

At least you get a nice place to live in between the times it gets nuked
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>>146278396
>He's always scowling like he found a turd in his cereal

He did, though.

Konoha = Cereal
Uchiha = Shit
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>>146281517
>Hashi shit talks his father for letting his brother die and dreams of a world in which children don't go to war
>proceeds to continue the exact same shit
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>>146282223
But it should be expected, the village was a Senju/Uchiha marriage with some other clans joining in out of fear of their alliance.

Then he shouldn't have agreed with his brother's idea of living with the Uchiha.
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>>146285123
What the fuck?
Why7 are meme characters like Shino and Kiba there, but not Hinata?
Sauce is mine btw, this bitch is ratchet
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>>146286614
>Genma.
>The literally who.
>Best.
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>>146286614
>Genma
>The average-est Joe
>Best
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>>146286932
Well, given how badly the ones in Burrito fucked up, and some of the shit Coughing Guy let happen in the prelims, he arguably IS the best proctor we've seen in the show.
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>>146286932
>>146287038
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>>146290194
Keep this shit alive.
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>>146288161
Fucking kek, don't think this has ever been posted here before
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>>146286614
All right, take your bets, ladies and gentlemen:
We have never seen the guy fight (or I don't think we have, anyway), but within the realm of reason, what could he possibly have to put him on the Jounin rank, and could he beat Yamato/Tenzo?
How about Anko?
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>>146293168
He was part of Minato's guard, wasn't he? He knows like part of the Hiraishin seal.
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>>146293897
But how useful is that on a 1-1 fight?
And what could he possibly have that trumps Yamato's wood, even if it is kind of puny and limited compared to Hashirama's?
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>page 10
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>>146299663
we batman nao?
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>>146300572
You mean Spiderman?
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>>146301386
ye
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Naruto game with CaC when?

There's even Gundam games with that.
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>>146303189
CaC...?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CAC
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>>146304058
Create a Character.
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>>146304058
Seriously? Create-a-Character.
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>>146303189
There is, it's called D&D

:^)
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>>146303189
i wish they would make a game where you actually create your character and you can roam the world and do shinobi quests but instead we only get a new fighting game
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>>146304438
To be fair, I can see why publishers would want to stick with a proven formula instead of an MMO or conventional RPG.

Plus how many non-online JRPGs are there with character creation? Only stuff like the Souls Series and Dragon's Dogma come to mind, but they are pretty far from the beaten path.
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>>146302542
Damn, that's a quality nosejob. I'd fuck her/him.
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>>146304648
Mexican Sauce best Sauce.

Also
>sunglasses Sauce
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>>146304648
>>146305262

does /nsusng/ agree?
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>>146305262
El Salsa sounds good.
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>>146304908
heh
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>>146306662
Salsque.
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>page 10
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>>146312081
The cropping on that image is conspicuous. Is that Toco?
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>>146312081
Is that Sarada? Did she get Karin's red hair or what?
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>>146304648
How cute
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>>146315002
>Sauce's hand on Pinkshit's shoulder
The artist fucked up there.
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Didn't Mei want to bang Sasuke?
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>>146312081
Source?
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>>146316892
yes

the whore probably wanted Madara's dick as well
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>>146316892
Didn't almost everyone, at one point or another?
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>>146312081
Artist's name?
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> page 9
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>>146321526
What time is it over in Burgerland? It usually picks up in a few hours.
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>>146321707
7:30 east burger time, 5:30 west burger time, 6:30 central burger time.
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>>146322982
AM or PM? Cause if it's evening, people should be clocking off from work soon-ish.
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>>146323219
PM.
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>>146323219
kebab time here
its 02:35 AM
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>>146323438
I wonder how many other Ausfags there are here.
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>page 9
>again
where are the fucking burgers?
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>>146325014
>Mitsuki x Bayonetta
nice
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>>146324958
New thread soon. Might pick up then?
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who is the
>wise wolf
of naruto and why is it temari?
>>
Christ I can't wait until I officially quit work next Friday, miss you guys. Night night.
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>>146326281
What do you do?
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>>146326607
gardening, it's getting really hot out lately too. But I shouldn't be here I need to sleep.
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>>146326989
Goodnight. Seeya when you wake up.
>>
>>
Am I the only burger left?
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>>146330556
I think there's a few burgers. I know three of my players are, and they all hang around from time to time.
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Did we actually see any of the Uchiha ninja cats in the manga? I vaguely remember seeing them somewhere in the anime, and Sasuke liked them enough to actually be respectful towards them in his novel, but I don't remember anything in the manga.
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>>146331371
http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/354/6
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>>146331371
He takes Taka (then Hebi) to meet them, Tamaki and the Cat Granny before heading out to find Itachi.
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>>146327636
Well, that's quite something, isn't it.
Who would be Kakashi's Yen?
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>>146331486
>>146331525
That's right.

I still think it's fucking great that Sasuke shows more deference and respect to cats than he does to most humans.
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>>146331617
I also like how Suigetsu mistakes them for tanukis. Kishi may have added random pointless characters that never went anywhere but Suigetsu was good comic relief.
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>>146331887
Suigetsu was based as fuck. Not over-powerful, comic relief, and not afraid to call out shit when he saw it.

Fugetsu, I think, inherited the Hozuki talent for being a smartass straight-shooter who just calls out shit as he sees it. I like it.
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>>146304194
>>146304280
Sorry I don't play video games often
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>>146332087
>Not over-powerful, comic relief, and not afraid to call out shit when he saw it.

He was too self aware for his own good, I'm surprised Kishi didn't kill him for being so right like he did with Madara and Neji.
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>>146332934
If he and Sai were basically merged into one, based shit-talker and bullshit-spotter, the two's potential together could have made for an actually relevant character.
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>>146332934
> "Guys, does it ever feel like every single person on earth is just background noise compared to maybe two or three particular people?"
> "What do you mean, Suigetsu?"
> "Well, I mean, come on. Imagine every single thing you, as a person, has ever accomplished. Now, it's all meaningless, because that blonde retard over there can come walk over, clap his hands twice, and literally nuke half the continent."
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>>146333175
Nah. Once you reach a certain threshold of shit talking and bullshit spotting, you get murdered for being too right.
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>>146333531
Neji's eyes were too sharp for his own good.
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>>146334530
What the fuck?
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Remove Gayposting please.
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>>146336692
Kakuzu was such a fucking jew. Why did he even need all that money? It's not like he was buying bitches and blow in his downtime. He used fuck-all weaponry, so he didn't need to replace that.

Was he just fucking purchasing investment properties and setting up a retirement fund for when he could no longer wander around stealing hearts? We he planning for when he found The One and wanted to provide nice things for all his little immortal devil-spawn? Was he saving up for a ring for Hidan, since they were clearly 110% tsundere for each other? We will never know.
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>>146336736
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>>146336941
Much better.
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>>146330556
I'm a burger, but I've been super busy for the last 30 hours.
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>>146337921
Are you drawfag that's been feverishly packing and preparing for your big trip? Or rather, SHOULD have been feverishly packing, depending on how bad your procrastination is.
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Don't let it die just yet. We're almost there. Juts a bit more.
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>>146340051
Did Sasori even give his puppet body a dick?
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>all those sharkposting
fucking faggots
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It's a few post early I know, but it's hardly as if much is going on besides waiting for the thread to autosage.

Hop on over:
>>146340681
>>146340681
>>146340681
>>146340681
>>
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>>146312242
>is that Toco?
It certainly looks like it.
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>>146338081
Yeah, I'm drawfag. And my procrastination is terminal. is it sad or nice how well we know each other's lives at this point?

Also: anyone want anything from Japan? I'm bringing a huge empty suitcase for loot. If I see anything interesting Nardo related as I'm walking around Tokyo for the next 7 weeks I'll post a pic for you guys.
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>>146317496
>Source?
You're going to be disappointed.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=51594378&page=17
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