Dota 2 General /D2G/ Gulag

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Good Luck in qualifiers gulagites

hotpockets won't like this

>wake up
>no immortal 2

>>146136936
pick that carry abaddon.

we need more qts for our team in EU qualis so we can face secret

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>>146137067
nazdrovie desu

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an entire thread just for me, excellent

>casting random pub games

my sides

>what does TC stand for
>terrific choices....

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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awoo for NA DOTO

>>146137483
Never realize this pasta is this good

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diamond #kaigamers ww@

>>146137457
>Trash Carry
>This Cuck

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lovin this

that's what Dota is about ya know

just get somerandom 4can niggers on ur team and dumpster some assfaggots

rtz gonna get memed so hard he cries

ee will have his waifu called shit by supeior /a/uitism taste and he will feed mid

poopan will get outdrafted by gulag panted follower of clan_iraq

rofl moa

i cant wait for this shit

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r8 my desktop guys

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>>146137750
what's she up to these days

>>146137909
>she

Kai is not a she

>>146137906
>arch

F A T M A N
A
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>>146137952
i know i just needed an excuse to post this voluptuous bosom my man

>>146137909
Man why nigeress is so hot

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>>146137909
I want to breed a lineage of lighter skinned niggers with her

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Reposting

Why isn't Meepo more relevant this patch?
>Needs heavy aoe lockdown or strong burst to counter
>Meta demands tanky heroes against which burst is ineffective
>Most disablers in this meta are single-target
As a bonus
>Deletes Phoenix

>mfw secret lose open quali ᐖ

>>146138091
most are disgusting

the heavily COLONISED ones are alri tho

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ᐖ

>>146138252
RTZ will hang himself for sure

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>MVP
>C4L
>t1 team of your choice (from your region)
/d2g/'s guys.

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>>146138252
>EE finally kills himself

just some classic NA dotos

>>146138203
because this is how every fight with meepo goes:

>meepo tries to kill one person
>that person gets glimmer / bkb / euls / manta / cold embrace / lotus orb from self or allies
>enemy team aoe stuns meepo (doesn't even take more than 1)
>every attacks one meepo
>meepo is now dead for 120 seconds
>push mid
>game over

he's too fucking vulnerable
meepo has no way to kill anyone or participate in fights without exposing himself, and unlike all the other carries, he can't buy escape mechanisms / survival tools. Enemy team can stack force staff / ghost scepter / etc to save each other and self, meepo just fucking dies

meepo is unplayable until he gets remade to get a real 3rd skill

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How do we destroy Secret and EG?

>>146138521
They already destroyed themself

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>pick the only support
>buy all the wards and place them by myself
>get lots of early kills
>lose because my team can't stop feeding the enemy Slark
Why would someone pick WK into Lion and Slark? Why doesn't the game have a system to give MMR to those who earned it?

>luna is 11/1/8
>over 270 LH

>naix is like 4/5/6
>around 230 LH

>naix has more net worth than luna

dotards?????

>>146138252
How hard will /d2g/ explode if Kaipi beat Secret?

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>>146138614
well that was easy

>>146138327
After checking various websites, my search for the original version of this image has been inconclusive.

I therefore request you provide me with a link to the source.

>>146138661
>Jungle with 10 golds creeps
>Lane with >40 golds creeps

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>>146137909

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>>146138745
that is the original rofl trolled

anyone know how far off EG is from playing in OQ

>>146138203
In pro he's somewhat relevant. Teams often ban him versus OG and DC in the last phase (and sometimes the second phase) if they feel they don't have a team that can deal with him.

In pubs it's another story. If you play Meepo, any shitter can pick ES (take your pick, they're all cancer) and make your life miserable, and you can't really rely on your team to create space to farm the items you need to have. An important factor is also missing in pubs: setups. In pro the supports understand the strength of Meepo early on and work with him to gain map control, but this notion completely escapes your average pub support.

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>>146138819
>all hopes gone

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>still no immortals

>>146138853
i believe...

~11h for Secret
~18h for EG

>>146138819
WHORE

>>146139002
>commit to one man
>whore
anon

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WHO /BLEEDBLUE/ HERE

>>146139039
>that one man isn't me

HARLOT

>>146139001
i thought the quals were starting today/now

Does anyone ever check the archives of old threads you posted in to see if you got some (You)'s you missed?

>>146139145

no , but someone stole my emoji and used it without asking permission

>>146139143
maybe china starts now? dunno

Quick question, who is gonna play off-lane for Secret ?

>>146139143

SEA – Check-in: 16:00 SGT, Start time: 18:00 SGT – JOIN HERE

Europe – Check-in: 16:00 CEST, Start time: 18:00 CEST – JOIN HERE

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>>146139143
they are.

VG raped some random team 38-0 or something then perfect worlds chinese servers shit the bed so BTS is casting some random, pub game until the SEA servers and games start

>>146139369
Burning's VG already beat some scrubs

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>>146138843
Reaper, please royally fuck off and stop pulling this bullshit.

>>146139483
yeah thats why i got confused; thought they were currently casting a NA OQ rather than a pub. thanks

Does dota like to freeze for anyone else when trying to skip ahead in replays?

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>>146139069
Epic family, thanks for last years wallpaper, I'm already updated to this years thanks to you now

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>>146139873
who's the guy on the bottom-left?

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>>146139924

Would anybody be willing to coach me?

Buy arcane boots before game timer is 7:00

Always buying it before 7 and is not counted. Is the quest system not working?

>>146140038
T-To?

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>>146139924
DELETE THIS

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>>146139431
I'm assuming Bulba, who else would do it?

>>146140104
Pro player reference?
i don't follow the competitive scene that much

>>146138640
>is a support cuck
>thinks he has anything more than what his carry bull gives him
>laughing_exwives_enjoying_that_cash.gif

>>146140038
are you cute?

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>>146140038
Sure thing, I charge $50 an hour.

>>146140326
I can be.

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Who else here firm believer EG will win TI6 over OG 3-2?

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>>146140393

>>146140393
Did you watch the Manila games?

>>146140393
>Liquid not in the grand finals
Blasphemy.

>>146140392
Pics

>>146140392
post tummy

>>146140526
>he thinks manila wasn't a honeypot lan

>>146140393
I fucking hope not, don't you remember last year? Zero hype for those finals, boring games followed by awkward award ceremony, sumail with his fucking neck pillow, everyone else mellow as shit
kill yourself peter

>>146139873
mason is literally the only good player in this picture

>>146140393
why u still like ppd team after that motherfucker backstab ppl 2 time in one year

>>146140752
deadmau5 can play again :)

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>>146140953
>amerilard music

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What the fuck is up with this image limit thing? Has it always been here?

>>146140345
Who the fuck would trust that tash..

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>>146141074
can you not use up my image limit thanks?

>>146140752
the finals were pretty hype

the USA spam and shit, could be A LOT worse like the ti4 final

If theres no USA spam this year I'm killing myself
Its always the most enjoyable part of dota

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PPD CONFIRMED FOR CALL OF DUTY LOVING CASUAL

PPDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>146141290
e-embarrassing

>>146141074
Black Panther ?

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>Red is still allowed to post

>>146141290
If there existed PPDfags at some point, there sure as fuck aren't any at the current date.

>>146141274
You can just bandwagon any team and say they're USA, like saying OG is american because Moon is canadian and thus NA dota and thus American, and that Fly is American because hes from Israel who are our greatest allies

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>>146141383
Nyet.

>ppdfags still strong and still shitposting
>s4fags nowhere to be seen
what went wrong?

>>146141207
Yeah, I guess you're right. I might be conflating the deamau5 nonsense with the actual finals, it has been a year. Could have been better than it was for sure though, fingers crossed for an even series with long games and at least 1 western team

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>>146141550
one too many QoP games rofl

>>146141550
no shuffle and open qualifier memes related to him

>>146141490
all teams who can speak english are automatically a USA team what are you talking about?

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>play like a moron because im tilted because team is stealing courier so i cant get my salve when i can just kill the enemy mid repeatedly
>go 5-5 which is mediocre as i go 3+-0 at 10 min at least
>get given free space for 40 minutes split pushing
>win

thanks trench dota

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ONCE MORE LIKE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN THE GULAG WILL WRONG WHAT IS RIGHT

CANT WAIT FOR DRINKING BOYS TO SHOW EG WHAT A REAL NA TEAM LOOKS LIKE

MEANWHILE SECRET

THE NA BULLS

SIT TERRIFIED IN THEIR BEDS THAT THEY MIGHT LOSE IN THE OPEN QUALIFIERS

KEMAL ON SUICIDE WATCH

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So I spammed PA in unranked to test out some memebuilds. Am I ready for ranked?

>>146136793

Am I a bad person for wanting this as a techies skin?

>>146142080
>battlefury
>abyssal after the -1000 damage nerf
>no armlet
No.

>>146141274
I think we're well supplied with surplus "USA USA USA"s for the next several years.

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>Lastpick Meepo
>Run over enemy mid
>BoTs first core item
>Run over all the other lanes
>End 32-0-7 with 10k TD

>>146142084
No? There's nothing wrong with it. Techies is a hero of peace, no cause for alarm or offense.

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>>146138678
>Kaipi beats Secret
>I can finally spam my singsing folder
nice

>tfw you have a masturbation addiction

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DOTARDS
WHY DONT THEY BUY THE AGHANIMS

>>146142193
>Lastpick Meepo
The remainder of the post was unnecessary. That's expected.

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What's your favorite hero line, /d2g/?

Mine is when Doom kills somebody and goes "Ultimate sacrifice!"

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>tfw you have a pro players failing addiction

>>146140393
How can they beat OG if they are going to be eliminated in the qualifier?

>>146142349
>Enemy team buys BKB
>Ult goes on cd and deals 0 damage
>No escape option
>No damage to fight with because you built around ult

>>146142391
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a5/Bane_blink_03.mp3

>1% chance to play

Is there any way to mod the game files to have this play every time?

>>146142470
Epik shitpost m8
That's what they said about CDEC last year

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>>146142492
>>Enemy team buys BKB

>>146142492
>buy 1 item
>somehow that's building around your ult
???

>>146142080
>battlefury
>but no HoD
you know you can blink strike ancients now?

anyway bf is trash on her unless the enemy has no lategame or will itemize like shit
>>146142147
deso vlads abyssal is a good PA build for ending the game before 30 minutes

>>146142492
>enemy BKB ends
>use your refresher orb
>use ult again
>RAMPAGE

I played with a Luna that went aether lense>aghs>refresher>octarine

ended 24/0

>>146142391
First blood - And the atmosphere's electric

>still no right click king bar
ghost scepter doesn't count

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How do i even play Sand King on this patch

He can't farm jungle like before, is an underwhelming 5 pos, and 3, and needs shit ton of space to farm a blink, which may not even be as good.

What do i even do.

>>146142674
>BKBs wasted before ult goes off
>Luna is not focused despite this

>play support
>caries never
>FUCKING
>EVER
>PUSH
>a won fight means we need to fuck off and farm more while the supports hit building with necrobooks
>lose because they have medusa and can just turtle 5ever
baka me ooooooooogaaa

>>146142947

you don't. hero is bottom tier trash nowadays.

ANYTHING he can do others do better.

>>146143039
who pushes the lane and steals last hits from the carry better than him?

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>triggered

>>146099714
>>146099532
post more polina

>>146142947
You look and see that the enemy team has 5 melee heroes and then you pick him and max caustic finale and fuck shit up whenever they want to last hit.

>>146138745
You got rused

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>>146142947
You repick.

The only good jungle heroes this patch are Beastmaster, Treant Protector, Venomancer, and sometimes Doom.

>BTS casting pub games because "the qualifiers arent being played right now"
>The qualifiers are being played and they missed 2 whole stages
EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

I think I'm done with Dota 2, the game just isn't fun anymore.

Clocked in at 5,2k, Gl to the rest of you.

>>146142859
what if there was a new item that build out of ghost scepter?

Witch King Bar
>staff of wizardry (1000) + ghost scepter (1500) + recipe (1475) = Witch King Bar (4975)
>+5 Strength
>+5 Agility
>+15 Intelligence

Active: Soul Projection
>You leave your body behind and project a wraith of yourself, gaining 700 movespeed that cannot be slowed or sped up, flying movement, flying vision and ethereal form for 10 seconds.Your projection is immune to physical damage, but your body remains on the ground and can be attacked (is immune to all non-physical damage). When duration ends, you return to your body.

>>146143296
how do I watch them in client?

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>>146143361
Can I have your account?

>>146143296
>Caring about SEA open qualifiers

>>146142960
>Luna is not focused despite this
luna is safely offscreen and nowhere near the enemy team
she has aghanims with 2500 range
she literally just sits back and waits for enemies to expire their bkbs

if they didn't pop bkbs right away when centaur jumped in, she'd chain it with the first 3 seconds of stun, then wait on refresher for the bkbs to end, then drop another ult when their bkbs are done

at best they'd dodge like 20% of the damage lmao
and if 3 people are in an eclipse and 2 of them pop bkb, the third guy gets hit by 3x the number of beams and instantly raped

>>146143446
some people play other games on steam dumb catposter

>>146142947

The only thing he had going for him over shaker was the fact that he could get a 9 min dagger by stacking camps.

Now he can't even do that due to the changes to magic resistance on creeps, so he ends up being bad shaker

Sure he can dish 1100 magic damage at lv16, but his stun is 2.2 secs, while Shaker can chainstun for 4.75 on an AoE, doesn't needs to channel for 2 secs to slam, and is overall much more versatile.

He needs a rework on a skill. Either make Burrow better lv1, Sandstorm pure so he can still farm shit, or rework Caustic finale, aka farm lane creeps and don't do shit in battles.

>>146143227
thanks for the pic based reddit spy!

sup dotards you wanna remember a few oldie goldie copypastas?

http://pastebin.com/u/Patala/1/?o=a2

that's a trip down nostalgia lane

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>>146143523
Games? Other than Dota? what are you saying

>>146143656
you know
like HunniePop
or Neko~Para =^.^=

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zai retweeted us

>>146143365
Do you have any idea how far you can travel in 10 seconds with 700 movement speed?

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>>146143227
HAHAHAHAHA

>>146143785
our guy?

>>146143296
They couldn't stream them, because PW fucked up and didn't post them to ticket.

>>146143794
Pretty good.

>>146143809
yes, exactly 7000 distance

>>146143785
uh but that came from reddit? fuck off 4chan stop stealing OUR memes!!

>>146143640
Do you have the ASSHAKER LAMAO one somewhere?

>>146143905
Actually I made that poster and the old version without zai in it

Anyone who reposts it is stealing it from me

>>146143940
what you see is what I have yo

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im going to find a way to breed drow IRL, idc what it costs or takes wish me luck idc if she has a dick

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>>146144079
>>146143940
Found it

>>146144057
uh sure anonymous 4chan user , reddit posted this thus its their or OUR MEME. :P

>>146144449
I'm 100% sure my twitter account isn't "reddit". I also couldn't decypher the rest of what the fuck you just said.

>>146142947
great offlaner against most melee heroes

>>146144750
listen dude i dont knwo where u come from but its not ok to just claim some OC i made for yourself fuck off to reddit

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doturds?

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this thread used to be about waifus, what happened d2g ;_;

>>146145247
Ur getting a heat stroke or someshit man

>>146145289
we need to go T H I C C E R

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Why hasn't EG picked up an Overwatch team yet

>>146145474
They know that ow competitive is a meme

>>146143640
These aren't even that old but pretty good, I didn't remember a few of those

>>146143205
Treant, who hits like a fucking truck.

or play Treant as core and you are doing your job

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>The ragheads on BTS right now

lmao this fukcing game

holy fuck this match

>Living armor no longer dispels after damage instances taken
>Living armor now heals 5/6/7/8% Max HP
>Duration reduced to 5 seconds

Treant is now fixed

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dotards?

these are the games PSG could not carry

just

lmao

>>146145474
>overwatch
>competitive play
actually, I want to see blizzard try to force a comp scene on their casual game so it dies as quick as HotS did

>>146146185
>literally can never ever push a tower
>ever
nice one bro

>>146146185
>Treant Protector BAT changed to 10.0
>treant base damage increased by 400
>Treant now poops a set of tangos every 2 trees he plants with branches

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SECRET STATUS?

EG STATUS?

who are the gulagites in the qualifiers?

>>146146390
They had a tournament and it was pretty shit to watch, for some reason they watched through an obs camera rather than player perspectives

>>146146439
beesa is on team fdl. they have a decent chance of making it to wild card.

>>146146429
EG will be literally fine.
Secret might get knocked out of qualifiers because of hubris

>>146146439
Our boys on Forever Cucks

>>146146429
EG only has Col to worry about because if they cant beat DC they can still be a runner up qualifier
Secret has Polarity , Kaipi , Synd team and other tier 2 literally better than them team to go through

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>NA qualifiers
what the fuck am I even watching

>>146146674
>Secret has Polarity , Kaipi , Synd team and other tier 2 literally better than them team to go through
and this is just in opens

>>146146714
>>NA qualifiers
You just answered your own question.

>americucks worship this whiny baby

You can't make this shit up. Based Valve put all the arrogant fucks (Secret, EG, Alliance) in their place and now they all whine on twitter and write blogs.

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ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR SOME FUCKIGN DOTA GAMES TODAY ???????????

>>146146924
sounds like youre being a whiny baby right now lmao

>>146146934
HECK YEAH DUDE

Does Radiant have ANY advantages? Dire has:
>faster jungling
>better ancients position + easier to stack
>closer to Roshan
>easier to smoke gank Radiant mid-laner
>better offensive ward spots like by Radiant secret shop
>probably more

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>>146146924

esports when?!

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>>146142391
no hells..no heavens... only THIS

sums up my life

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>>146142325
tfw your dotka folder is just full or Artard and Singu

>>146147056
>pepe is a emoticon on twitch
wow no wonder dat boi replaced him as 4chans meme frog

>>146146924
>>146147056
he joking you retard

holy fuck its like you never read twitch chat before

>>146147154
dat boi is a facebook meme 'tard

>>146147056
how many times have you posted this image today

>>146147179
>he's just pretending to be salty
alright famalam

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>h-he's joking

>>146147154
I don't know whether should I laugh or cry at this post

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>>146147278
BASED IXMIKE14/88

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holy shit guys this is legit the first OPEN qualifiers I've been hyped for, EVER.

I really feel like artour and the boys and fear and the gang both deserve to go through to qualifiers and onto TI.

But deep down;
not so deep down desu
I want that smug prick Peter to fucking crash and burn in qualifiers 1 and shit himself when he realises he's not invinsible with zai, and zai to realise how much of a mistake he made returning to EG instead of sticking to Kaipi or making his own EU team.

>post yfw eg vs secret grand finals in TI6

>tune into OQ game
>get some wtf pub
eric simply eric

>>146147497
>eg v secret at TI
liquidcuck here but i think only EG has a chance to qualify but secret? eh i doubt especially how EU is stacked as fuck

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isn't mike going through OQ as well?
what if EG lose to him?

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>>146147497
they'll probably have a roster change between games ;)

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>>146147497
>all those reddit memewagoner tears when they realise they were wrong

>>146146674
>current secret
>EU qualis
???

>>146147612
>reddit on suicide watch
>ppd on suicide watch
>NA dota on suicide watch
could be good

>>146147612
REMINDER THAT MIKE'S TEAM IS CALLED FOREVER KEKS

What stops a 6 slotted sven? He farms faster than alchy and drops more dps than anything else in the game.

He's probably even more bonkers than PA during her paradox event.

Reminder if you endorse this retarded reddit influenced roster rules you should fuck off back there

>vg needs to go through OQ
baka desu senpai

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>people claim to hate NAdota
>despite it being the center of most drama
>providing the most hype events when they reach finals
>constant drama due to shuffles and bants

can anyone explain to an non-euro why people hate NAdota

>>146147820
NP

>>146147278
>ixmike hasn't been even relatively relevant since summer's rift imploded
It fucking pains me. That man is NA doto, right down to trying to run an inhouse in this shitshow of a region.

>>146147820
just kite him

>>146146284
I'm out of the loop, how do you get the extra 2 slots?

>>146147959
You don't, i want them to exist

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>>146145289
SAUCE?!

>>146147904
EG Bulba (Ritsu , Jubei , Yawar , Kitrak , Boris)

Cucks for Life (Ixmike , Mason, Mario, Wayto, KGB) (2nd update, Apparently Ush is playing with them but not signed up)

Shazam (Brax, MSS, Jason, TC, Pandaego)

Perky Pepperoni's (KVH, Bakemono, Monkeys-forever, Leonblack , Moiravus)

EWolves (Probably DQed) (Mstcao, Masakou, Smash, Iwo, Vann)

CNB-Dota (Fucinkenh, Tale, Shakir4, Guipepe (7.5kMMR), HihoNjin)

Vultur (they signed up for some reason?)

Soggy Mitts (470, Rolo, Godzhand, Zero, Futzeh)

Pain (Tavo, KingRD, Hfn, 4dr, c4t)

T B G (THE RETURN OF CHAMPLOO AKA SYLLABEAR AKA TYLER THE 1v1 GOD)

Kaidota (Eosin, Corey (former Zephyr), Kai +2)

EverNova (Slickz, MineskiFangay, Darknesshank, mercyplz, Xuan)

Infamous (Accelgd, Greedy, Bang, Kotaro and.... Jericho (who is on the Not today Regional team)

Team VD (Gogey, Vykromond +3)

EG (PPD, Fear, Zai, Sumail, Universe)


Exodus (fROZEN, BSJ, Sovergeign, Slayer and TheBigBadBird) (2nd update , BSJ apparently said Sovereign was off the team on 6/19) (5th?)

Un named Team (Omegapwner, PATSOUL, Sneyking, Clair, 747 aka Suzy)

Leviathan (FlyingZebra (who said he quit dota), Monib, Shibby, Newsham, Jenkins)

Cheese EG (Goodn1ght, Glex, Zerfax, Silent and Saoulfou)

Team Reeetards (Frogosss, Sckarr, Hfkjinkefol, Statick, Dreamss)

and here are the notable NA teams in the open qualifiers

>>146147658
but Secret and EG are reddit teams???

>>146147691
>bulba tho

>>146147996
isnt veggie esports also NA qualis?

>>146148049
EG is officially a reddit team
https://twitter.com/reaverxai/status/743548481634082817

>>146148049
Are you dumb?

>>146148285
>EG shitcanning themselves
ECKS DEEEEE DEEEE DEEEE

>>146148285
this guy has been working esports for like 5 years not or some shit
he just so happens to have also set up the dota 2 subreddit

>>146148285
I miss Charlie.

>>146148284
veggie disband

purge went to vacation and they werent practicing

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Is Peter right or super-right?

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>>146146185
>Implying Treant isn't OP right now

How do I get a refund for the battle pass?

How am I meant to enjoy this game now?
>Been playing dota since early frozen throne
>Been playing dota 2 since 2011
>Never really got into the competitive thing, just like to play for fun
>Ever since the introduction of mmr it's been harder to have fun since people stopped caring about fun and started caring more about winning, even if it meant playing the same hero every game
>Comeback mechanics made it worse since if you make a single mistake while ahead your punishment is much more severe
I don't even feel like playing now, I've only played it because I have nothing else to play.

>>146147996
There's only like 3 teams there that are our guys.

>>146148587
did you activate it?

>>146148587
It literally says on the dota 2 blog page that the battle pass is non-refundable

>>146148596
time machine

>this batrider

best stream all year

Has there ever been a single even with such shitposting implications as EG potentially getting knocked out in open qualifiers?

>>146148798
Should just put Benny hill as a background music and use player camera

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Okay how about these stats guys
Tried to use items that needed an upgrade:


Witch King Bar
>Ghost Scepter (1500) + Aether Lens (2300) + Recipe (300) = Witch King Bar (4100)
>+5 All Attributes
>+250 Mana
>+10 HP/s regen
>+10% Spell Damage

Active: Soul Projection
>Leaves behind your corporeal body and projects an ethereal phantom of yourself for 10 seconds. Your ethereal form has flying movement and vision and takes +40% magic damage, and your immobile body remains vulnerable to physical damage. When duration ends, you are pulled back to your body at 2000 ms or 0.6 seconds, whichever is faster.
>Applies basic dispel when used and when you reintegrate.
>Does not disjoint projectiles or shift aggro, attacks aimed at you before activation will hit your body.
>0 mana cost 60 cooldown 10 duration
>Can be dispelled by enemy team, cannot be canceled early by self

>>146148587
retard

>>146148596
legitimately
try overwatch
I know theres a nigger who keeps spamming "nice dead game" "switch games" etc.
but overwatch matchmaking really feels like dota used to, before MMR.

Everyones playing for fun, if you wanna tryhard you can tryhard, if you wanna just goof off and play 6 of the same hero you can.

It's really quite refreshing - I've been playing OW and watching dota and it kinda feels better than smashing my head against the russian iron curtain trying to get above 4k.

>>146149050
Fucking genius. Am a valve employee, will send this to icefrog

>>146149050
fucking terrible idea

>>146149136
but that's because it's something new. I could say try any other game but dota and it will feel like a breath of fresh air, but that doesn't change how you enjoy dota in the first play. fucking shill

>>146149136
You don't have to play ranked you know.

>>146149206
HURR DURR ME CAVEMAN
ME SEE POST
ME HAB PROBLEM
ME CALL POST DUM
ME NOT LIKE POSTS
ME SHIT ON BOTH POST
UNGA BUNGA
ME NO LIKE DOTA
FIX PROBLEM FOR ME
I KEEP PLAY DOTA
FIX DOTA
UNGA BUNGA

>>146149305
calm your fucking autism

>>146149136
You can giggle your ass off doing stupid shit in Dota if you play normals with friends, you know. Wombo combos, rapiers galore, "themed" teams, etc

>>146149389
you don't get to bring friends

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>>146148530

>>146149438
What if i play a big hero like Bane?

>search time just passed the crucial 5 minute mark

welp here I go again /d2g/
another game with +/- 3k mmr range
as in 7ks and 4ks on the same team

Just came in from work, whats happening?

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>>146149494
the flight plan i just filed with the agency lists me, my men, dr pavel but only one of you.

Hey, anyone interested in duoqueueing?

I'm aiming to get back to 5k again, so I'm looking for somebody around 4,5k to queue with.

>>146149494
get em on board il call it in

This thread is as alive as my sex life 2bh

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I hope you're all ready for a rerun of last year

>>146149961
a team with a stable roster who got INVITED TO THE MAIN EVENT with a full team from 1 region winning it after dropping down to lower bracket?

>>146149298
>>146149389
people play unranked and take it just as seriously as ranked, a bunch of people try to do the stupid valve compendium quests which involve winning, and 7/10 games have the same heroes as ranked does every game.

>>146149961
if EG wins a TI once more will they be the team known for being a open qualifiers team winning 2 TI's

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>>146150128
>
eg will win again, I can't believe you're so naive to think PPD doesn't have his keikaku prepared

>>146143785

>not the version where artour's not even alluded to at all
>all that cluttered shit on the top

die

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>>146150454
>keikaku

his kike a who?

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How would you like your TI6Hub senpai?

>>146150454
gb2 reddit

>2.7k
>playing slark, building shadow blade
>allied luna tries to rally team against me for building sb against slardar
>doesn't listen when I explain that if slardar ults me every time it's off cd and I pact every time it's on cd, his ult is entirely negated
>I carry the shit out of my team and win

This fucking bracket guys.

>sometimes in unranked I get matched with people around 4k mmr
>most of the time they offer insight into my play as I am fairly vocal in game
>over time their insight has become more obvious and tangential to my own thoughts

I truly am going to make it, /d2g/. I've been shit for a long time but I have the passion and the potential. See you in 4k and beyond.

>>146150674
>Not watching RUHUB

Fag

>when your team doesn't back after an enemy buy back.
MY GOD.

>>146147996

ritsu's and mason's teams look based

>yawar playing with the Scourge of Reddit

nice la.

>slickz and pinoy-fangay

could be good

>EG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>bsj stack

trash

>voidboyz 2.0

sneykings pretty hilarious imo
all the roaches came out of the woodwork at last. This is gonna be more hype than the actual tournament where OG shit-stomps everyone because everyone fucking sucks except them.

>>146150674
Looks alright.

I have high hope for a 2nd Royal Rumble.

>>146150674
remove A Knee Droid
remove LlamaTransGender
put 2gd on there because we all know he's going to be there but theyre keepign him as le epik surprise

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>>146150674
Fixed

>>146143227
>EG wins Ti5
>this means that other NA teams (the best of which have a majority EU players) should get invites

NA logic

>>146151212
>lysander
what?

am I the only one that likes LD's casting

>>146151361
yes

>>146151212
>assman

I want reddit to leave. NOW

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>tfw no qt gf

>>146151361
I like LD too

>>146151531
>>146151361
t. LD

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>LeL is that dead
WHAT THE FUCK?
Their biggest stream atm doesn't even have 4k people on it.

where the fuck is attacker

>>146151620
how's prison island doing tobi?

>>146151697
right here

*unzips dick*

>>146151642
I somehow cant queue up, what the shit is wrong. No messages no nothing.

I did awfully last game if that could somehow related to the issue. No messages about "toxicity" or anything.

>>146151771
pretty good, hows hiding under a rock so you dont get shot by niggers burger?

>>146151642
>WHAT THE FUCK?
Overwatch killed it

>>146151829
When I click "find match" it just goes back to gray and "play dota" again.

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>>146151529
what happened to Slotherina?

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>>146149508
REMINDER KIDS
IF YOUR SEARCH GOES PAST 5 MINUTES

THIS IS THE RESULT

>>146152003
ENDURANCE RUN

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>>146151642
UHH.... DOTARDS?

>>146152003
>implying she wasn't just ppd with a nose piercing and a wig

>>146152114
>MN9
J U S T

>>146152003
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

>>146152039
>I-I never get carried when I play like shit guys, I'm always the star player!

Fuck off with this shit.

>>146152118
>she

>>146152114
BOTS ACTIVATED

>>146150674
Where's yames?

>>146152003
I CHARGE AHEAD

>>146149643
>>146149643
>>146149643
Anyone?

>>146151286
When's the baby due?

>>146152218
You usually are the star player if you're very high mmr and a long queue pairs you with much lower MMR teammates, like what happened to him. 3k is nice because you really do get carried by your team just as much as you carry them, but in the nosebleeds you kinda have to bring your A game every game or you won't win

>>146152039
only constant

just because you can "secure kills" with lina, lion or tinker it really doesnt mean shit
just that youre a retarded fragger and you should off yourself.

>>146152218
but i AM always the star player anon
i never get carried when I play like shit

I can only win games when going something like 20-1

>>146152003
BETWEEN THE PLANES

>In a good mood
>I'll play a game of dota 2
>Enemy team's carry gives up and drops his items
>Game is over at 20 minutes and we win
>That was too quick, I'll play another
>40 minutes of the team fountain camping us with pudge and clockwerk after they kill our safelane 12 times in 8 minutes

>>146152265
Hopefully swinging from a beam with a tightened belt around his neck.

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>>146152378
>>146152218
excuse me but the raw statistics disagree
look at those kills/assists/hero damage in my last 100 games

and I random half my games and play every role

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HEY D2G!

For today's magic trick I'll make this two big teams disappear into nothingness

it's going to be really fun

are you ready?

>two games in a row someone picks batrider
>lose both of them

niggers

When the fuck are the relevant open qualifiers?
Aka EU and NA

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>tfw the alchemist on your team can't farm to save his life
>but the alchemist on the enemy team farms as if he were miracle-'s smurf
I wanna die fampai.