Dota 2 gulag /d2g/

inb4 the reddit one gets purged

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>tfw not posting in Tiago thread

>>146095893
When's EU open quals starting?

>>146096161
This is some massive autism

>>146096235
19 and a half hours

>>146096161
>>146096303
Please do me a favor and commit suicide

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I want to smell Lanaya's hair

>>146096435
Jannies will delete it because it has reddit in OP tho

>>146096161
>>146096303
>>146096435
That thread will be deleted :^)

>>146096596
hey thanks for bumping the thread

So what are you predictions for the open qualifiers?
EU I actually don't have a clue.
I guess I'd put money on EG winning but only because their region is so fucking shite

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what went right

crossposting because why not

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What went wrong

>>146096806
making a prediction on 1024 teams is actually just asking for disappointment

>>146096947
Not really when there's only about 10 or so notable teams in each one.
I can't think of a single massive surprise that's come through open qualifiers

>>146096829
>Have Meepo, DK, and Enchantress on your team
>Don't push

Just the 2k being shit as usual

>>146097204

>being this autistic

Holy shit kill yourself senpai

>>146097129
randomed CK twice yesterday
easy wins
minus armor crit is sleeper op

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Post pics of Dota players in cars

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Because an early game potential 4 second ranged stun is way more devastating than a gap closer

Hey,

This is going to be mostly a personal post so don't bother if you are one of those "lel blogpost" kinda people;

I've spent my last 4 years playing this game. I was at an almost-pro level like 2 years ago and practically didn't improve at all since then while everyone moved on. The main reason honestly is that at the start I got to that point really quickly (1000 hours in I was already on par with tier 2 pros) because I actually was open to learn. I have been trying my best to still be so of course (as my lifegoal has been to win TI for years now) but I honestly have no idea how to not be salty and give up at the simplest fault.

Mind you, this was something gradual that happened over the years, I still wasn't this bad 1 year ago for instance. However, the point is that I have become the cancer I hated (and still hate). I still won't feed on purpose or anything mind you but in a mental sense I have no idea how to not give up.

I'm tired. I've tried taking a break and doing other stuff and what-not but I'm even worse at being patient about other things now that I've spent literal years on this game.

On the rare occasion I happen to play with top tier players AND happen to be feeling well I still perform at least on par but yeah, I've simply forgotten how to enjoy this game (or anything else for that matter).

Any advice? /blog

Oh and seriously, I know this sort of post isn't appreciated here, but go fuck yourself, I've been lurking literally since before I started playing (late 2011) with literally no posts so don't bother pulling your bk2tumblr or whatever card - not that this text will stop you)

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>>146097380

>>146097509
this is the last time they spoke as friends

>>146097470
im not reading all that

>>146097509
Who even took this photo?
It's a literal masterpiece.

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hello dota posters

>>146097509
who the fuck is that in the backseat? artour?

>>146097470
gonna go with dunning-kruger on this one

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When will Funnik win?

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>>146097470

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>>146097890
yeah

>>146097470
>Mute all chat
wow, that was hard

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>>146097509

updated version of that picture

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>Nerf ult cooldown
>Nerf ult cast time
>Nerf ult damage
>Nerf ult by removing the non-aghs 'Break' effect
>Replace his ranged ministun nuke.
>Nerf ult cooldown again
>46.85%% winrate at 5K mmr

ARE YOU FAGGOTS SATISFIED
NERF ONE OF THE BEST COUNTERS TO TIMBERSAW, TINKER, AND SLARK
THEN WHINE ABOUT TIMBESAW, TINKER, AND SLARK BEING OP
GOOD JOB DOTARDS

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>>146097380
buckle up

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How the fuck do you build Brewmaster to not auto lose games?

I have him for daily challenge so ring of repick and urn of abandon are not viable

>>146097926
dunno what the point of going with that is when I already acknowledged it's my attitude that's the problem though

Janny is pretty based but needs to be a bit quicker tbqh.

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Cheers, janny

Like I was saying in the other thread, why would you get drums on CK when you can buy echo sabre?
>gives 10 Str and 10 Int
>mana regen
>double strike to help proc crit

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THANKS MODS

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>Shitposted tiago thread got deleted
Based janny

>>146098127
this worked for me for 2-3 weeks when the option was released but basically what started happening afterwards is that I mentally imagine every single one of them to be complaining and talking and such in the worst possible manner at which point the mutes never help.

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>>146097509
Artour Teamkiller

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>>146098360
woah muh dick

>>146098240
Played him a lot when he was op last year.

Go offlane.
Passive level 1.
Boots + Bottle into Treads Dagger.
then Vlad/AC and teamfight + tower every time your ult is off CD.

I think you could go Talon now, I wouldn't do what S4 does and go Midas after Dagger.

Just abuse your free crit when you can and slap the support.

>>146098376
Kill yourself, you shitposting monkey

>>146098283
my guess is that you were never as good as you thought you were and only now are you slowly realizing it
what was your solo mmr when you were "on par with tier 2 pros"?

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Has dota ever been on the bottom row like this before?

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So now that the dust has settled, what's the actual state of the NA dota scene?

>>146098414
Funny, I imagine the opposite.

>>146098431

quality over quantity, kid

EG could still wipe the floor with most EU and CN teams

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>autistic retard rage-sperging out of control

nice

>>146098359
?

No one goes Drums on CK anymore and everyone goes Echo Sabre, you haven't discovered some super sekret build.
Armlet Echo has been the standard since last patch. The only people who don't would be turboshitters who may as well not be playing the same game.

>>146098497
5-6k when that meant something

still stuck there

>>146098548
All the time when there's no esports

>>146098548
ye

>>146098497
rolf of course he wasn't

most people here don't even realize how different pro dota is to any pub game

it's completely baffling to see anyone claiming they're tier 2 when they never even been in a fucking tier 3 team

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>>146097470
whos your waifu? pa is mine

>>146098562
>TI starting soon
>thinking the dust has settled

That boy ain't right.

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>he still hasn't realized that I've found a way to block all his new hashes with 1(One) filter entry

>>146098596
I'm around 5k and I still see some CK going drums without echo. That's what I'm complaining about

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>>146098715
>his waifu isn't viable
lmao

>>146098715
l-lanaya

>>146098562

it exists

I can't say the same for UK

What are some good mids for getting out of normal skill?

Porbably a better question, how do I learn to counter their mid? Any classic examples?

>>146097793
>Sure you are, it is your job, agent.
Um no it isnt im just here as a fellow anon

>I'm saying what your boss does. He isn't your friend just because he feeds you.
where did i say we were friends?

>I get it, you're mute, that is why you talk to your boss through posts instead of simply talking with him.
I don't understand the point of these kind of posts really its just meaningless filler

>I suppose you didn't feel comfortable with them, considering the quality of your posting.
o i do. But no video games get made anymore
>I'll refrain from calling you a fedora,
Um the only fedora here is you. If you, your boss, your boss bosses your boss bosses bosses etc who believe in all the memecrap Phds who study whatever you allow in universities came up with despite them not knowing anything just like valve's psychologist and every psychologist in general specially the conductiivist ones


>I will just say that Dota isn't the only videogame out there. Really! It is actualy quite completely garbage compared to most of them.
Um im not talking about just dota. I would appreciate you fucking off from these threads tho. why does everything have to be turned into a military asset?

>Are you crying over your keyboard? Better hold it, your boss will call you a pussy if he sees it.
Didn't you read crying or not crying is meaningless, everything is. I know your brain cannot process too much, dont worry

>You're here.
how is that proof

>Already forgot?
you are copying me yet again what a faggot

>I'm just a concerned civilian, you're the NSA/CSI/FBI/rus agent. Stop with the disassociation, i know your life is so shit you just wish to forget you exist.
my life is good, would be better if certain someone stopped killing the planet including his own country and filling everything including his own country with niggers

>Unlike you, I'm not on a schedule.
but you have 8-10 hour shifts and theres no one during aussie time.

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>>146098715
My Waifu is the purest of all waifus

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>>146098715
I'm gonna marry Shendelzare!

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It's time for Slavs to win TI

>>146098662
>tfw tier 1 and there's nothing you can say that will make my confidence and actual skill waver
inb4 post dotabuff
Nah, don't want you losers stalking me.

>>146098548
what is this shattered skies crap, it looks like a ps2 game

>>146098976
>Gives birth to thousands
>""""Pure"""""

>>146099028
hey trixi

>>146098662
while that is true, I was at the time taking games from navi, mouz etc. (who were actually somewhat relevant back then)

mind you, I do acknowledge that I was never that good, the issue is that I've lost even what I had previously

>>146099131
who?

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fng is the prettiest dota girl

>>146099085

fotm game

just like dead by daylight or whatever it's called... ah, I remember long ago when I cared about that type of games

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>>146098548

>>146099170
kys

>>146099229
its not fotm its just what the most popular streamer is playing so he gets it good view numbers

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>>146098990
How do I squat better /d2g/?

I have Slavic heritage but I can hardly squat 2 minute before my legs start aching.

>>146099173

thats not Zai

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>>146099260

>>146099086
They are all mine

>>146097470
Vittu mikä blogi taasen. Mitä helvettiä

>>146098990

They won the first one, almost won the second and third ones, and have the only team that have been to all 6 Internationals so far, what the fuck else do you want

>tfw you make a personal post
>tfw all you expect is shitposts
>tfw you get worse shit that consists of people projecting

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>>146098715

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>>146098990
I wish to fuck Polina until i'm a shriveled husk

>>146099486
Slavs to win TI again

>>146099532

who that cakeboi?

>>146098960
>102 post since mine in literally minutes
rip again agent faggot again ;_;

i crie everytim

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>>146099602
Dunno just posting polina

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What went wrong?

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Nice teeth you got there Europe

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>OD is casting all the Secret games
based

>>146099850
DELETE THIS

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>rubick will never be buffed

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>open twitch
>thick milf in cosplay marathoning zelda:ALTTP in the top page

what does gulag even mean

You know what guys, I'm sick and fucking tired of you guys constantly verbally abusing a hardworking contributor to this site. He works hard. He keeps this board clean. Don't think you AREN'T verbally abusing him either, you are. You guys are so mean and hateful.

I wish you guys would just be a little nicer to your superiors. They know what is best for you, they really do, or else they would'nt have been hired.

Seriously you guys need to understand how much work it is to run this site. Hard, thankless work. I think you guys need to re-evaluate your lives if you think picking on someone that makes your favourite website GREAT is a good or moral choice. Please guys.

>>146099946
all 2 of them before they get BTFOD lmao?

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>>146098990
come on dude at least post the weebum

>>146099498
sounds to me like you don't want to win dota
focus less on "improving" and more on what you need to do to win the game that you're currently in
nothing else matters

doesn't matter how shit your teammates are, or how many mistakes you or they made, or who typed what
think about what you need to do NOW to win the game

>but this game is over, we can't win
you're wrong usually and if you can't accept that, you will not improve

>>146100057
you won't be laughing when RTZ is holding the TI trophey

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>>146100070
I dont know what they ewre meant to do there but im glad they did it

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"Janny" is a slur and it needs to go, NOW.

"Looks like janny deleted another thread for free."

This needs to stop.

I've gotten used to 4chan. I even find some of the lingo funny now. I lurk in a ton of threads and actually enjoy them. But this term is bothering me to the point I'm willing to be flamed to say something about it.

"Janny" is a slur. Period. In my view it is every bit as bad as the N-word. And yet I see it used all the time in /d2g/ and other boards including by some posters I otherwise respect and enjoy interacting with.

I know what the response to this will be. "It's 4chan, what do you expect", for one. I don't accept this. Inane is fine. Hateful is not. I've got no problem with taking shit and even a little bit of banter from time to time - basically, stuff happens. I just think that we can do this without crossing the line to hate speech. I was actually very proud of our community that "weeb" has largely replaced "animefaggot", even more so because people have turned it into something funny. I hope we can do something similar here.

Slurs based on race, gender, nationality, or salary have no place anywhere, including in our community. I hope that our moderators and janitors will join me in deleting and banning for use of this and similar terms. Thanks for reading..

>>146100070
Slav women are hot like 90% of the time

Even the ugliest slavs have hot gfs

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>>146100241
+1

>>146100241
>for free

but he said he gets paid 70k year with the option of moving up

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>>146100241
PREACH

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>>146100241
Men lie, women lie

But I don't lie

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>>146100241

now this is a good post

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I don't even play alchemist.

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>>146100241
Thank you for having the courage to speak up

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Who still /believe in RTZ/ here

>>146100732
this is the worst paintjob i have ever seen

>>146100732
that is such a garbage shop
not even worth the (You) I'm giving you

>>146100732
Puppey and Palpatine

Can you imagine being so autistic that you spam a thread on 4chan with both your computer and your phone at the same time while nobody cares? I think I'd simply end myself if I ever reached that point.

where is singsing >_<

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>>146100971

>>146100241
>NahazChamp.jpg

>>146100971

training to destroy secrekt tomorrow

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>>146101139

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>>146101139
cute

>>146101092
Now we know who is her real father

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>>146101139
Heres another one for you, anon

>>146101368
That's some redneck thinking there

>>146097470
I would like to help you so much anon, but exactly the same thing is happening to me in starcraft right now. I got to high diamond really quick, but now I loose one game and I get tilted. I took a break and when I came back I immediatelly got tilted again. I was hoping I would finally achieve something by playing this game, but it looks like I won't, as I just get tilted every match that I loose, sometimes even the ones I win. I only have 500 matches, which is really low for diamond in sc2, but every match I play now, even if I know that I'm ahead of the time spent:rank achieved curve, just tilts me, be it whatever reason - it results in me just not learning everything and when I finally go on a winning streak, I get crazy ladder anxiety which just ruins my performance. I seriously don't know what I should do with this, but if I ever find a way to fix it, I'll make sure to post it here.

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>>146101092

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdG51bRkq8I

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>>146101467
>>146101368

>>146100597
Good, that would be pretty terrible GPM if you did.

>>146101329
>>146098960
can you guys just add each other on steam and fuck off

>>146100971
Probably killing himself after that series against AF today

>>146101602
>using plural to refer to one autist
heh

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give me the hats valve

Do you brag about your Dota achievements irl, /d2g/?

>>146101803
sorry too busy rigging the brackets so EG makes it through OQ ;)

/d2g/

I need you to be real with me here

What are the odds of we getting Immortals 2 this week?

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>>146101849

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>random sniper
>team losing early game
>defend high ground and stall the game with le balanced pike of 1090 attack range and shrapnel (this ability is insane right now lmao)
>win

ummm dotardos?

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>be me 3 years ago
>never played ranked
>only play normal games
>random pub guys invite me to party
>ok.tiff
>played with them for a while
>ask them to play with their party after a week or so
>"Oh, man, sorry, but you are just lowskilled for us"
>well I am lowskilled
>ok.mkv
>3 years pass
>fucking finally reach 4.5k mmr
>suddenly remember those guys
>look at their profiles
>they still play regularly
>mfw they are 2k shitters

I had a sincere genuine chuckle

>>146101329
>That is exactly what a shill woud say. 0/10
This is what an actual shill who read what i said to shills would say

>What rebellious thoughts!
but i didn't write it anywhere. Also i dont need to be fed for i dont hunger

>Got Btfo yet again, no procedure is present for that particular response or all of the above?
I just realized . I think you don't want to write something that gives you away, you don't have the intellectual capacity to do so

>What's stopping you from playing older ones? I agree that no decent videogames were relesed since 2011 . Oh right, playing videogames would cut into your deployment time.
i already played them all or at least most of the good ones including 80s games

>Why do they own you then? I'm not the one listening to Linkin Park over and over here.
But you all are, otherwise your job wouldn't exist neither would the PHD department, there might not even be wars nor anything bad in general who knows

>Why are you butthurt about one single example of a dumbed down RTS then? Oh right, the script tells you to.
Um do you want ot talk about video games? i doubt you know much about them. I wont tell you something your 300k starting phd department is supposed to figure out on its own. Still the I learned a lot from the process of killing dota

>sure it doesn't
exactly

>Bad attempt at cover-up
why are you not answering a simple question?

>Stop playing dumb. Oh wait, you don't need to.
of course, i dont nothing you say makes sense and you are too dumb to need to be tricked

>But you just wrote that nothing evur matters ;-/
>Why the hatred towards your own race? Aren't you black?
Um no. you are the black one who threatens with physical violence when confronted with intelligence

>Only 10 hour shifts? I thought you "worked" rise till dawn.
Well im not entirely sure because i dont use cheats like you are using now and all the time in general. theres a reason you all never learn how to play the game.

>>146102241
Is based 6.83 back?

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>>146102226
>NA dota

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https://officialakke.com/2016/06/20/invites-to-ti6/

I WANT THORIN TO TELL ME WHAT TO THINK ABOUT CURRENT DOTA SCENE SITUATION

>>146099273
>>146099273
Oh, it's a Hontrash you should have just said so!

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daily reminder if kaipi beats secret it's confirmed EE was cloud 9's problem, not singsing

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>>146102373
sniper sits at respectable 52.8% winrate in 5k+ mmr this week
the champ is definitely back

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>>146102529

I want Fnatic to stop being a bunch of useless gooks and go back to being EU

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>>146099998
>this larping battle

>>146102480
I hope the 2 NA teams from qualifiers get disqualified and Clinton wins so not a single American is happy

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>>146102442
'WE WERE AT ALL THE MAJORS, NEVERMIND THAT WE LOST HORRIBLY AT THEM ALL' is a pretty pathetic argument desu

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Why do NA even get two qualifier slots if _we_ couldn't even get one fucking team invited?

>>146102529
just agree with the popular opinion but use unpopular reasons to back it up

>>146102226
Who is the dude with green, and how does he body works?

You know what's funny

/d2g/ is unsarcastically the most bearable Dota related crowd imo

>>146102708

>NaVi loses at every LAN they go to but they at least make it to the main events
>Alliance loses at every LAN they go to but they at least make it to the main events
>NaVi gets invited

?

>>146101261
whats clockwerk fucking if ursas head is to the side?

>>146102442
Knowing if you are gonna get invited or not is impossible unless you have performed really well right before an invitation is out for a Major or TI. You don’t know if there is gonna be 6, 8 or even 12 invites so unless you are top 6 (or even top 4 to be absolutely sure) you don’t really know. There are no indications or rules of how Valve think when they are deciding which teams they are going to invite so you can just make assumptions on your own of how they think. Personally I thought that the reason for having the Majors was to get more stability in the scene and that Valve would base their TI invites partly on the performances on the Majors. TI is bigger than all Majors combined so during the whole year you are playing to get invited to TI and I would probably rather play at TI and miss all the Majors than the other way around.

>>146102774
Can someone tell me what the difference between Canada, US, Australia, England and New Zealand is?

>>146102921
Na'vi lose less hard though.

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>Alliance didn't get invited.

Holy fuck, I'm ecstatic.

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>>146102442
This is the fucking factual reason for no invite to trash team like Alliance.

Why is he pretending to be retarded?

>>146102890
work out a lot and don't watch your diet if you want look like him

>>146102974

NaVi got invited because it's easy ticket sales

If they invited Alliance and there was a chance of seeing El Trashico at TI they'd sell even more tickets. Gaben isn't thinking.

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>>146102480
right here famalam

>>146102921
Fucking meme'ing moron go read >>146103069

Na'Vi is definitely perfroming much better now, literally only two euro teams they can't beat right now and that's OG and Team Liquid

>>146103069
b-but we won some trash lans half a y-year ago...

>>146102442
afaik Valve uses mmr like automated system for TI invites

so this blog looks exactly like random /d2g/ blog

>valve booga

>>146103193

>Alliance isn't performing good enough for an invite
>The only teams they've been losing to were direct invites

Fucking memeing moron

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>>146103054
>coL didn't get an invite

Yes!

>>146102954
the degree of sensitiveness
canada > usa > england > new zealand > australia

>>146103314
Why the fuck would CoL get invited though?

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>>146102774
We're going to show up big time my lad. We effectively get four slots because we'll win the two wildcard spaces as well: DC, CoL, FDL and the first place NA open qualifier winner will get in. Then we'll see who's laughing. Four teams is just as many as Europe and China will get by default!

>>146103405
because of their hard work and dedication
t. swindle

>>146103405
because swindlemon is a based lad, duh??

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>Naver got a direct invite

Now that's what im talkin about

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>>146103486
I need to breed Dendi

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>>146103478
Shouldn't you be scrimming kyle?

>>146102285
Man, the game was so much more fun back in the 1k bracket because you knew literally everyone you queued with

>>146103421
Eh?
I thought it was only third place from each region who goes the the wild cards, is it third and fourth?

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Secret player tiers:

Tier 1: Fly, n0tail, Kuroky

Tier 3: s4, Misery, w33

Tier total vomit garbage: everyone else

>>146103405
I kinda thought either col or dc would get an invite, as they were the only real american teams that they could invite
instead, americas got no direct invites

>>146103825
3 2 4 1 5

>>146102954
Englishmen: All bark, no bite
Americans: Lots of barking, lots of biting
Canadians: No barking, still bite anyway
Australians: Continuous nonstop barking

>>146103825
I want Nylon or Zaaz to sit on my based so damn bad

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>>146103825
me in the reflection

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>>146103587
is that the girl from doctor house?

>>146102369

rip again agent faggot again ;_;

i crie everytim

i think he misinterpret the hunger thing but who knows

How many qualifier games do the teams play tomorrow? It should begin at 6PM so you can't fit many or the teams would play at night lmao

This schedule seems way too tight considering there's 2 qualifiers and later rounds being bo3's.

>>146104140
Clearly not.
Although she looks identical to a very religious girl I knew from back in high school.

>>146103930
>>146103825
it's actually 4 2 3 1 5

>>146100241
- - - H - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - Y - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - P - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - E - - - - - - - - - - - -
T U R B O P U S S Y
- - - S - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - E - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - N - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - S - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - I - - - - - - - - - - - -
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>>146104351
its like 10 games in a row or more

a ton of bo1s and then the "playoffs" are bo3 all in a single day

>>146104591
So the first one will be on tuesday/wednesday and the second on thurs/friday then?

>>146103967
>Canadians: No barking, still bite anyway

But that's wrong.

Canadians are a plague upon this site like you couldn't fucking imagine. If you thought Australians were bad, Canadians will make you pine for that sweet Aussie banter. Canadians are like Australians with all the friendliness and joking of their shitposts erased, and replaced with brain rotting venom.

Goddamn I hate Canadians.

t. /pol/

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Why does he wear the hat?

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>>146104905
FUCK YOU LARDBALL

t. canadian /pol/

>>146104294
i'm pretty sure for the majors it was up to but not including round of 32 on day 1, so day 1 is max 5 bo1s and day 2 is 3 bo1s and 2 bo3s

american qualifier doesn't have 1024 teams though

The /d2g/ threads the past few days have been the worst ever. That one faggot shitting on dota for multiple threads with recycled PSG pastas about 'lol patches', the 2-3 threads full of nothing but two faggots (or samefag?) talking about /pol/ shit and now this>>146104723
>>146102369

Can someone just go to irc and find a fucking mod to ban these fucks

I fucking survived the great scv spams but this is 2much4me

>>146105031
I'm a goddamn potato you FUCKING LEAF.

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http://www.dotabuff.com/players/81868692

i got this guy in my last match

before you say anything, i was furion and i played shit as well

>>146105008
>lulda is a dodgers fan
explains a lot desu

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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Does anyone want to stack with me?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/azteckoi/
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/135552827

USE or USW is fine.

>>146105158
People outside of America wear shit with American logos even when they have no idea what the fuck they are about

I'm going to the bakery deetugee

What should I buy to help me win my next match?

>>146105417
Sourdough mini-baghette

>>146105224
>http://www.dotabuff.com/players/135552827
I can stack with you on my 2k account in 3 or so hours.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/beetyou/

>>146105517
It will be done

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>>146105224
>anime girls in showcase
>Games: 11
>friends with 2 people with VAC bans

is this a ruse?

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G fucks this

>>146105583
I believe this post was made by an irishman

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>delusional swede complaining about TI invites

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4p0vr4/akkes_thoughts_about_ti6_invites/

>>146105678
Nothing better, enjoy it.

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>>146105743
Bulldog is a total woman hater though

>>146105743
how did bulldog side step all this swedecuck stuff

>>146105697
>Lina will never let you sizzle your cum on her hot feet
why live

>>146104723
>You're only digging yourself deeper
no, you are

>Of course you're not hungry, your boss feeds you kibble
um no, i have always fed myself sincei was a kid

>You're exposing yourself all the time
kek giveth
kek taketh

>lecture during the shilling 101 course doesnt count as playing
Um what

>I somehow doubt you not being an agent faggot would prevent wars, you really are not that important. Doesn't your boss tell you so?
see this is the kind of mentality i have faced all my life and not just towards me i don't really care about that but everything in general. The world makes no sense at all like at all and yet you and everonye listen to linkin park and cut yourself

>Of course you don't, its the only game you ever played, if that and its not just the script being misused because
Proof?

>That was sarcasm, but I see you already wiped your pussy tears off, so the subject is over.
mine was sarcasm too, why are you so slow?

>Because you're an agent. Fuck you, kill yourself.
Proof? also you should do that, im not sure your boss is going to keep you around for too long

>Said the guy who clamed two opposite things.
said the guy who clearly didn't pay enough attention to the sentence

>>146105089

>not responds
>BTFO
I dont see how posting that takes away from it not mattering. Dont force your brain its ok

>You're not intelligent in the slighest, otherwise you wouldn't be a part of the Honeypot Nation.
Nothing i can really do about
>Implying nations will exist in the near future.

> I didn't threaten you, I just kindly warned you of possible consequences of badmouting your boss (should i call him your owner? master?)
Who is it, may i know? The rothschilds? or is it someone bigger than them
also badmouthing them how as in cold war 2 thingy, using the word jew, being a "rusiaboo" for shit n giggles or just in general?

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So atleast Alliance, Empire and VP have all won a series against Secret this year. Is it happening?

Who's your go to hero when you want to relax and have fun? Mine used to be ricing carry Doom with Midas into Silver Edge, Satanic and AC. That was back when he had normal BAT. It wasn't good but it was fun as fuck.

>>146106117
>You have access to cheats? Why would the agent slaves like you waste time playing
The only agent faggot here is you and you are the one who needs cheats. I already explain to you, nothing makes sense, what's "purpose" in a non double speak way?

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>>146105743
Cap you are dragging yourself on the retard level arguing with PapaDrayigh, that will do no good, he is a definition of white knight

>>146106225
you mom

#epic #burn #banter #savage #rekt

In need of burn heal or the nearest burn center? ;)

>>146106147
empires probably going to make it. other than that, everythings up in the air. alliance and vp have a good chance, ad finem do too. i hope for puppans sake that secret 4.0 (5.0?) is good enough to make it all the way to ti.

>>146106225
Silencer

Nothing in this game compares to -2.

Only Silencer can kill you so hard you literally cannot recover.

Plus core Silencer with a MoM and a Pike into Shadow Blade is fun as fuck.

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>>146105927

I think you meant to say Bulldog is a pussy destroyer

>made a twitch whore fall in love with him
>friendzoned her because DotA is more important

So what if Agressif was actually just ill and it wasn't just LGD gaming the system?

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>>146106485

Then they would be Deceptif

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>>146105927
How can one man be so based?

>Not Today just announced roster change
>Vulter already in the OQ
NA?

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>Fata gets sick
>Liquid goes to lower bracket
>Fnatic has to play against Liquid
>Fata is back
>Fnatic gets stomped
>Fnatic loses direct invite

lmao

>>146106225
Dragon Knight. Easiest hero in the game, is a mid, and is somehow viable.

>>146106621

I'm unironically an Alliance fan even though their manager is the old logo for Monkey Business

>>146106641
>Enigma now kills everyone just for landing the black hole, no coordination required

>>146106225
juggernaut. best attack animation in the game, fucks midlaners like dp so hard, wins safelanes as well. decent at every stage.

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>piepiepie won't be at TI

This isn't fair honestly. He's suffering the most out of anyone in all this kerfuffle, he hasn't done anything. He's an amazing player.

>>146106825
They are also total backstabbers equal to EG and Secret and everyone but Bulldog is a total typical SJWede

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>>146106117
>>146106259
forgot my pic

>>146106925
nyx lost like 70% of his max hp to that black hole alone
what bullshit is that

>>146107051
>>146106925
do u retards not see the midnight pulse or are u trolling

>>146106926
How to jugg efficiently? Is BF a must on him? Tried playing it and slark raped my ass.

>>146107183
bf is good on jugg IF you can get it early. check out w33ha and miracle playing mid jugg if you want a decent build.

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>>146106621
Is bulldog /our/

>>146106926
>juggernaut. best attack animation in the game

juggernaut has a completely normal 0.33 attack animation and a mediocre 52 base damage
beastmaster has a faster 0.3 attack animation and 66 base damage

>>146107332
hes still the easiest hero to last hit with imo, its all about feel.

>>146106652
There's no way they would've invited Fnatic over MVP for the SEA spot anyway. MVP is inconsistent as fuck online so take it as valve guaranteeing a non-horrible team makes it from the SEA qualifier.

>>146107263
How early is early? Typically I got it at 17min with aquila and phase.

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>>146107473
>M-m-muh feels

>>146107520
thats a pretty good timing.

>>146107490
Yeah can this region spot shit stop when NA has no invite spot

If fnatic had done well they would have got spot over Navi

>>146107520
>not building sny skadi
enjoy your losses

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>>146106652
LEFT: FNATIC

RIGHT: MVP

GO SUCK YOUR SEA DICK IN A BROTHER FAGGOT

>>146107617
But then I have 900hp and die when manfight bitches.

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>Its a tinker game
why live

>>146107051
>>146107171
Given that the WW is farmed enough to go full meme mode it's possible that the Enigma also had Aghs, which together with the latest buff to Black Hole makes it deal a huge amount of damage.

>>146107757
>building sny even if their dispellable silence on enemy team and being unable to farm fast without bfury

ur so fucking 4k it hurts

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>Cleveland wins the basketbowl
>Ambrose wins the WWE Championship

is the rest of North America even trying?

>>146107803
thats why it isnt always a great item on jugg. i usually go brown boots -> aquila -> phase/treads -> yasha, then on to either sny or bfury, then manta if i didnt build sny, then butterfly or skadi

>>146107757
all about that 17 min sny skadi

>>146107893
you can't farm fast when you are dead, get some hp

>>146107767
Navi
>Weplay dota
>dota pit

Fnatic
>majors
>ESL

I don't give a fuck about SEA shit and TI is going to be better without 4 SEA teams but if fnatic had done better than Navi at ESL it would be pretty hard to explain why Navi got the invite over them

>>146108043
u can farm fast if u dont take fights like a retard and git gud

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r8 my desktop guys

>>146108043
So vanguard jugg? Skip BF and go memeing with it?

any ta lewds around here?

>>146108338
Vanguard into BF is somewhat popular

>>146108076
You are a literal fucking moron.

Invites are region based. Go at the invite page.

EU
NA
etc.

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>>146108395
No.

>>146108076
i dont agree with how they organized most of the qualis, but not directly inviting fnatic was a good idea. they're pretty much guaranteed to stomp qualis, seeing as their competition is teams like tnc and mineski. its one less ti spot for a shitty sea team.

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>>146107048

so.........gay black muslim women are actually in charge of the new world order?

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Why is bulldog the only swede in the dota scene that isn't a pussy?

>>146107735
Navi has 3 finals appearances in internationally competitive tournaments, 2 of which they lost to OG; the current best team in the world. Meanwhile Fnatic has one final appearance in a regional tournament. Their top 4 at ESL was a fluke of getting put into a weak as fuck group, hence them being memed into oblivion by wings. Even with Fnatic getting one extra win at Manila this invite would still stand.

>>146109016
Swindle speaks his mind too.
I wish he didn't though

>>146109016
Lol he pissed off so many sjw's that day when he went on some 12 page twitter rant against islam. Hes pretty much the anti-swede

>>146108072
>if you don't care about anything at all and are such a cool nihilistic mr not m portant (with a wicked sense of humor) why do you write butthurt posts about a shitty moba being shitty in a different way daily
Im not a nihilist,I didnt say i dont care i said it didnt matter which is true. you are the one who is nihilist, the one who listens to linking park while you cut yourself , the one who turns video game threads into shilling centrals, the one who arms terrorirst, the one who overthrow governments and destroy countries because it doesnt matter

>also whats wrong with a global government, objectively and without doublethink please
im not answering this, my answer would be really good but its mine, thoughts are the only thing beings truly have, that create facts which makes us part of existence or something like that but you believe in cutting yourself so whatever . you also have a 300k phd department which is supposed to work on shit like this

besides i already told you im not into helping reptilians into killing the planet

The one thing that is certain youll learn part to why when shit hits the fan, America is the biggest and most non-country "country" that has ever existed, no different from the USSR at this point in every single aspect

also did you notice how this time you avoided quoting everything

why is that

and why did you decide to talk now and not other days?

>>146108910
Um they are not the ones who shut you down merely the ones that bitch at you

I seriously wonder what will happen to secret or eg if they fail to qualify.

>>146109254
yeah all our players are a not-our-guys until they prove their worth like based bulldong did. fucking sjws have their tendrils wrapped around everyone by default


Mohammed, Prophet of Allah
>Intelligence Melee Hero
>14 + 1.6 Strength
>21 + 2.1 Agility
>45 + 6.2 Intelligence

Bring the Mountain (Active)
>After a short channeling time, a pillar of earth bursts out of the ground at target location, raising any units on top of it to high ground. The pillar than travels back to Mohammed and drops off any units at his feet. If self cast, raises Mohammed up on high ground.
>Channels up to 2 seconds based on cast range, instant at 0 range
>Has 500/750/1000/1250 max range, 250 AoE, deals 60/120/180/240 magic damage

Blade of Ali (Active)
>Summons a spirit of Ali to slice all units in front of Mohammed with the Zulfiqar.
>Deals 100/150/200/250 damage and maims for 25/30/35/40% for 3 seconds.
>Deals double damage and slow and duration if cast from higher ground.

Night Journey (Active)
>Mohammed ascends to the moon, then falls back down at target location. Invulnerable while ascended and silences all infidels in an AoE around your landing
>Has 1/1.5/2/2.5 duration invulnerability
>Silences for 2/3/4/5 seconds on landing in 300 AoE

Aniconism (Ultimate, Passive)
>Mohammed becomes invisible, invulnerable and spell immune whenever he takes hero damage. Invisibility cannot be revealed by truesight. Any illusions created of Mohammed are instantly destroyed.
>0.6 / 0.9 / 1.2 duration invisibility, invulnerability and spell immunity
>7/6/5 second cooldown

>>146109867
They'll just juggle the same players again and hope it works this time, duh.

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>>146107860
>he goes dagon and loses

aren't we crossed the line?

Why are we laughing at someone else hardship? from NaVi, Alliance, RTZ, EG, and Secret. When they face a downfall all they get is mockery and when they are on top we mock the every smallest mistakes they made.

to be honest....

it's just feels so wrong and disgusting....

they are trying their best and do what they think best for them. it's their life, and they all commit so much in it for a career in a thing we all loved, DoTA.

-sincerely, with respect

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>>146109867
we just wait for ti7 and see how many times we'll have to update the list.

>>146110221
>youre probably a druggie that got on a too much of a trip and thinks he accessed some sort of hidden knowledge despite not even knowing physics well ("b-but its all a dream")
>>CRAAAWLIIIING IN MYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIN
You are doing that
>dont say something i dont like or ill cut you
you also admitted to be working against your own country

>lmaoing @ ur life shitstain
The only ones who is laughing are the chinese who are going to pick you apart in the near future

> thinks he accessed some sort of hidden knowledge despite not even knowing physics well ("b-but its all a dream")
Um no im not saying that Im also not memeing well kinda not memeing

im aware your brain is too small but dont worry i dont expect anything from you

Are you still agent faggot tho? or one of the worthless 300k starting ones who latched their ineffable and worthless hands onto video games?

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>WELL WE WON THE LAST TI SO WE SHOULD BE AUTO INVITED REGARDLESS.
Anyone who thinks it should work like this is a fucking idiot m8.

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>>146110543
>aren't we crossed the line?

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When is valve going to show the inmortals 2 ?

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>>146109867

More reshuffling of the same group of about 8 core players

Every /d2g/ post longer than like 4 lines is just pure garbage one hundred percent of the time. How do you people manage it?

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>>146110820

You're right Newbee deserved to be there last year despite the fact it wasn't the same roster from TI4

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If I told you after the Shanghai major that the TI roster would have misery replaced with Bulba What would you say?

>>146111098
Not him but that strawman is stupid on more than one level

>>146110543
whole fucking thread for YEARS has been filled with idiots like you who just LOVE going to reddit and posting it here

bet you think im ass mad and butthurt!

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>>146109016
Umm?

>>146111098

>educated people are evil!
>stay in school kids
isnt this a fallacy, appeal to authority?

did agent faggot's shift end?

>Evil Geniuses got fucking pandered in Qualifiers

Jesus Christ dotards

>>146111621
o so you are actually butthurt

>>146111621
>j-just like him

lmao kys

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>girl with a nose piercing streaming DotA
>she's playing as Spirit Breaker

>>146111343
"bulba thouhg"

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>>146097470
1. Pretend to be excessively friendly
2. NEVER break character
You will eventually become so fucking furious that you break down and reform as an indifferent and mildly positive player.
I no longer take anyone who complains seriously, I don't shitpost at anyone for being bad. If a tidehunter is building a vanguard I will say "Tide, dearest of all my friends, maybe vanguard is not the build on that particular hero" and if he tells me to go fuck myself/blames me for how the game is going I tell him "I'm sorry you feel that way, friend" and if he persists and I'm feeling extra shitposty I tell him that I hope to win his respect through hard work and dedication in the future. If not, just ignore everyone.

Jesus was right, turn the other cheek. Eventually your fake it till you make it positivity will rub off on your team and games. I know I salvaged more than a few games by being so friendly even the unironical feeders felt bad and tried playing for real. Kill them with kindness.

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>Mad cause bad

>>146111680
What the fuck does that even mean?

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>NA cucks so fucking butt-devastated they resort to sabotaging the thread.
>Aka throwing a fit like the babs they are
>So fucking mad that eveb SEAmonkeys got an invite while NA got like?????

>L = TO THE FUCKING MAO
>SIDES = IN GIGAORBIT
>SHIT = CANNOT BE MADE UP!!
You cannot make this shit up.
I repeat, you cannot make this shit up.

You contain all the "elite" dota players for 8years on a single board and they still won't be able to make

this

shit

up!
ALSO REMINDER

>australian population: 24 million
>australian internet: 3rd world
>australian teams invited directly to ti: 2
>american population: 320 million
>american internet: 1st world
>american teams invited directly to ti: 0

>>146111901

PPD feigning being mad because surely this is all part of the MASTER PLAN?