/owg/ - Overwatch General

D.Va

Getting bored of seeing 2 Roadhogs every game

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>level 9
>insta locks Hanzo

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>>146124942

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Now we're talking

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Pharah is cute

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Hanzo takes skill.

>>146125063
How the fuck are you even seeing level nines? What level are you?

>>146125063
>triple sniper

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Can anyone post what Zarya's weapon looks like with the Dawn and Midnight skins? Wondering which one to get.

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THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR HIS PREY
Awoo~

>>146125046
I think either the startup on his heal needs to be nerfed or it just needs a really long cooldown.

self heal with pocket mercy is enough to tank fucking anything in the game, not to mention he already has the largest health pool. On top of that a good roadhog is just as good as assault heros at instantly killing squishys.

>>146125150
had a level 112 and multiple 40+ on the same game

he was really the odd one out

how do i do the lucio movement thing where he fucking moves side to side like a madman

>>146125150
>How the fuck are you even seeing level nines?
I'm 59% WR and still get paired up with level 3s sometimes. MMR is shit.

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mercy is an old slut looking for attention

report and filter all mercyposters

how come nepal: village is such a shit map when sanctuary and shrine are good?

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>Travelling to Volskaya Industries
>PREPARE TO ATTACK

>>146125150
People who probably haven't settled on their MMR yet and have won some games while being a deadweight.

Honestly it happens occasionally to me to, and I know I'm not a complete shitter.

>>146125338
>literally waiting for the team to die

That's why i hate Mercy as a support.

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>>146125338
Raising my mug for unblockable ults.

>>146125309
>sexualizing the big Z
stop

>>146125338
yet people still claim that mercy ult can be interrupted

>>146125139
This never stops being cute

>>146125395
attack is literally the easiest on that map though. theres like 4 different directions to attack the first part.

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>>146125338
Mercy a cute

>open box
>blue, gray, yellow, gray
>holy fuck a legendary
>it's just currency
FUCK

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>>146125460
>Mercyfags such shitters they had cry in closed beta so they had to get the fastest charging support ult and it's uninterruptible and unpreventable
>see places second behind lucio if it's not payload
kek mercy is fucking patheric

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WAT.

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>>146125460
>Mercy mains WILL defend this

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>>146125338
>I dont get it all she did was die how did she get POTG
>2nd viewing i noticed everyone reviving

What a balanced ult

>>146125572
Currency is the best legendary.

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>>146125572
But that's the best drop?

>Mercy can only resurrect teammates whose corpses she can see

There. Mercy fixed.

>>146125572
>all legendaries are worth 1k each
>legendary currency is only 500

I think the only way you can even get 1k from a box is if the whole thing is currency.

>start up Overwatch
>get fucked by enemy team
>they say GG as they cum all over me

>>146125572
>complaining about 500 coins that get you boosted to half of what you want, instead of random ugly skins.
Holy shitter

>>146125572
What, did you want industrial Zarya?

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>>146125858
I HATE THE CURRENCY BECAUSE WHEN I GET IT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FUCKS

>>146125742
you stupid fucks miss the core of the problem
IT SHOULD NOT BE INSTANT

sexual attraction to poor hygiene, heroes i don't like are broken, heroes i like need buffs, you will never perform [activity] with [hero], large hitboxes are bad, any hero that kills me doesn't take skill, anyone who disagrees with me is bad at the game, hero X can't kill hero Y if i personally can't kill hero Y with hero X, only my experiences are valid, i'm the best player in the world and know how to balance all games better than their developers, justification of pedophilia, amputee fetish, X hero is cute, X map is bad, legendary drops shouldn't be rare, matchmaking should only ever result in a win for my team, any ultimate i don't know how to counter should be nerfed

>>146125879
It used to need the whole animation to work in the beta

Nobody ever got one off

>>146125873
You save it for skins of the new heroes/new skins for the current ones you fag.

>>146125873
I know this feeling
>tfw wasted 2k coins on Young master Hanzo and Sparrow Genji even though I never play them now
>tfw want Thunderbird Phara and Blackhardt but only have 200 coins
I don't know what one I should get first and it's suffering I all ready got blackbeard torb and ribbit Lucio.

>>146125879
Even if it wasn't instant, the way it works now, she could just hide in a corner and cast it and get everyone up. If the resurrection required LoS, she would actually need to put herself in danger for maximum resurrects.

>>146125879
or maybe you should be coordinated not to have everyone blow their ult load while mercy is alive

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>>146125572
>open box
>get a legendary skin
>it's Toblerone's pirate skin
>I don't play him
>open another box
>get my third tracer skin
>I barely play her
>still no D.Va skins

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FUUUUCK

BLIZZAAARD

STOP MATCHING ME IN FUCKING STOMPS

STOP

STOP STOP STOP

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Does discord only apply after the ball has reached it's target or does the effect apply as soon as Zenyatta launch the ball?

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>competitive play
>mmr changed to skill rating and goes up to 100
>before a match starts your skill rating and your teams is shown to the opponent
>it also shows who is in a party and who isn't
>rewards are cosmetic sprays and icons
>golden weapon cosmetics
>higher skilled players unlock it faster
>faster
>basically everyone gets it
>other cosmetic items only the top players can get

>>146125972
Lucio's ult has a windup and he still gets it off 90% of the time
why cant Mercy's have a windup?

>>146126023
>the only counter to an ult is to make sure the ult is never used
great game

>>146126023
>coordinating in this trainwreck

fucking lol

Why don't mercy's realize that the reason a team dies is the one or two guys (usually tanks) that died?

One death leads to another.

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>>146125338
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>>146126095
>the salt will literally never stop flowing
Every day is a new day of jubilee for Mercy mains.

>>146126054
>playing d.va
you deserve it

>>146126063
lol mr u no dat ders no suc ting as forcd fity
git gud haha scrub :^)

>>146126078
only when it reaches its target, same as harmony

>>146125003

>I know, I'll tell a story from level 10!

>>146126208
You fags need something to be useful or she would never be seen compared to lucio

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So what are some of the good legendaries you guys have gotten lately? Recently I've gotten Auditiva for Lucio, Djinnyata for Zenyata, Amber for Mercy, and the Mako shark skin for Roadhog. Would have prefered Cobalt for Mercy, but I guess beggars can't be choosers.

>>146126208
I bet none of them ever touched a support class too.

>>146126208
>salt
opinion discarded

>>146126361
stage 2: anger

>>146126325
But anon I have 27 hours into lucio and 4 into mercy

>>146126325
Fucking this, those last nano-second reses are so fucking rare it's insane. I've played Mercy for 40 hours, never have I once gotten a frame perfect res, ever.

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>>146124942

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don't say gg if you steamroll us in 2 minutes you smug cunts

Best voicelines

>winston's "how embarrassing"

>>146126431
(you)

>>146126441
how many times have you suicided into the middle of a failed push to rez 3+ people and then immediately die?
because I see that happen every single fucking game

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>>146126484
Play nice, play Pharah

>>146124942
I came to this general just to post how disgusting that she-beast on the OP is.

>>146126484
Reaper
>too easy
Genji
>Mada Mada!

>>146126476
ggez

>>146125209
Would if I were at home and not shitposting at work.

>>146126476
It's not about being smug, you just don't care a fraction of what the losing team cares.

>>146125637
I seriously don't understand why fuckers here constantly cry about it.

1) Could've been a legendary for a hero you don't play often (potentially could get fucking 4 of these per hero)
2) Could've been an ugly legendary for a hero you do play
3) Assuming you have a favorite hero, could've been an inferior legendary to the one you already bought
4) Could've been a 200 gold dupe

Then a bunch of heroes have better looking 250s anyway, which you can now get two of.

Sincerely, a guy who has two fucking Symmetra legendaries. God, they need to add dusting to this game.

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>>146126484
>"Why are you so angry?"

I spam it any time someone on my team starts bitching.

>>146126476
OK AY

>>146126484
CATCH PHRASE

>>146126476
GG
i u
t d

>>146126485
stage 2: anger

>>146126484
Pharah
>LEAVE THIS TO A PROFESSIONAL

>>146126712

>>146126560
at least with this i know you're just beiing an asshole

>>146126712
Stage 2: Anger

>>146126571
This, everyone knows those games are just lucky comps.
The winning team just isn't frustrated about it.

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>>146126484
Soldier 76 - "Young punks... Get off my lawn!"
Junkrat - "Happy Birthday!"
Roadhog - "Say bacon one more time..."
Lucio - "Why are you so angry?"
Reaper - "I'm back, in black."

>>146126484
Is this easy mode?

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who /exclusively picks winston on koth/ here?

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>>146126778

stage 2: anger

>press M1 as junkrat
>win
uhh OWbabs?

>competitive overwatch
>King's Row every single game

why

>>146126831
are you okay

>>146126778
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>>146126748
>>146126831
Stage 2: Anger

>>146126484
winky face ;)

>Jump on Pharah as Winston
>Zap the bitch good
>She flies up and rains justice on me
>This happens every fucking time I attack her

Her using it on me exclusively is of course a boon to my team but it's extremely aggravating nonetheless.

>>146126901
Its one of the few fun maps

>>146126864
yes? what?

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>>146126864
>Left click
>W

>>146126901
Because they're scared to do maps they aren't 100% comfortable with.

>>146126571
>>146126784
Then why say GG at all? This isn't Starcraft. It was a bad game.

>>146127015
>people never knew how to counter this
shotgun exists you know

>>146126901
lets hope it doesnt become an actual esport

they need to put a mode that doesn't track stats AT ALL that isn't meme status like brawl. I want to be able to practice heroes I suck at without every other game some fucker talking as if I ruined his life for getting a bad score.

I'm hoping when ranked comes out these neurotic cunts will get out of quick play.

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>>146126938
stage 2: anger

>it's a "mercy main has a stroke and shitposts all over the thread" episode

>>146126557

>Reaper
>too easy
>2 ez
>ez

So if I spam this voice line enough will I get banned for internet bullying?

>>146126817
winston is great on koth so im not sure what the problem is here

>>146127119
what's stage 1?

>>146126963
that makes no sense when she could have killed you without it just as easily

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>>146127168

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POST WEBMS

>>146126963
Pharah main here, you and Roadhog scare me the most out of tanks, being as you have the tools and the health pool to eat rockets like candy and ground us, or at least deal damage in the air. While I wouldn't ult in that situation, I can understand others doing it.

Two Roadhogs and 4 S76s what do

Hard Mode: They can look up

>>146127220
Stage 2: Anger

How do they measure MMR? I have ~60% win rate and I'm getting teamed up with players half my level, and against players that are my level. I'm pretty sure level is a good indicator of game sense and experience so how do they really measure MMR? KD? Total time on fire? etc?

>>146127187
ya probably. the game already mutes you if you use the communication calls too frequently

>>146127245
>black d.va
HEY

DON'T POST THAT HERE

THAT MAKES MY DICK HARD

>>146127257
>going Pharah in that mess

shit nigga what are you doing

>>146127269
>I'm pretty sure level is a good indicator of game sense and experience
It isn't

>>146127187
No what makes it even better it he actually says heh before it

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>Teammate picks Bastion

>>146126078
Has to hit the target, they'll see YOU GOT ORB OF DISCORD FROM ZENYATTA and it's a purple ball that flies at them until it mucks up their screen. Not hitscan.

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>>146126484

mada mada

>>146127257
>>Hard Mode: They can look up
suicide into them as junkrat using the mine to lift off and rain shit on them

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Brown is beautiful!

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>>146127245
from one nigger to another

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>>146127245
posting this until you poo in the loo

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>King's Row attack
>win by literally sitting once on the Payload with Reinhardt because everyone was too busy playing TDM

>play the brawl
>game is unfun because it's entirely based on the rocket instead of aim because blizzard made every one have 100 hp

how did they fuck up something that they literally did not have to mess with

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>>146127381
>he just runs around killing everyone in recon mode

>>146127503
what the fuck i cant see shit faggot redo this awful webm

>>146127503
who the fuck dies like that to a symmetra
the second someone dies to her or hears the beam they would all turn around and instagib you

>>146127269
Level has very, very little to do with skill. Their matchmaking is almost certainly a modification of the elo system for multiplayer. For a similar, but publicly documented system take a look at Microsoft's Trueskill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TrueSkill

>>146127381
>"I've won with this before, don't worry"
>3 minutes left in the game
>offense on WP:G
>no rein
>proceeds to lose
This literally happened like twelve hours ago, fucking kill me.

>tfw this game has turned you into the most toxic fucker the world has ever seen

good job blizzard

you've managed to create the most frustrating and unfun video game on earth

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>>146126314
Level 97. I feel good, all gold went towards legendaries too.

>>146127589
Liar

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hey guys hows the bottom of my list

>>146127168
Everytime

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>>146127245
SO LONG GAY WINSTON

>>146127589
according to who?

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>>146127245

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>>146127589
>king's row
>fun
>dorado
>well-designed

>>146127316
Rooftop sniping and Genji/Junkrat harrass out of fucking nowhere becomes more risky

I'm trying to think if there's anything in the game that can put out more damage than they could selfheal from before getting fucked at range or hooked and fucked up close

>>146127589
>King's row
>fun

>route 66
>cancer

>hollywood
>poorly designed

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>>146127467
I want to marry Pharah

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Can someone explain why blizzard thought putting "no sniper" in the hero select screen was a good idea, but "too many flank classes" isnt there?

there is absolutely no reason for symmetra's energy gun to be so fucking powerful

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>>146127287
Overweeb

>>146127467
I want Pharah to spank me.

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>>146127705
>tfw this game has turned you into anti-toxin
>communicate regularly
>healer main
>call out toxic assholes
>commend people that deserve it but didn't get any
>literally pic related
feelsgoodman

>>146127589
>Lijang tower
>poorly designed
Spot the faggot

>>146127589
This is mostly accurate.

how do you get the challenge where you get 3 final blows as lucio while wall riding?

what are the other impossible tasks

>>146126484
VIOLENCE IS USUALLY THE ANSWER

>>146127810
Hollywood is shit. It's the most Attack-biased map in the game.

>>146127847
change no support to no healer
remove no builder
remove no sniper

>>146126557
Not really related to the topic going on but i fucking love this "Yus" from genji went he destroys turrets, and i don't even play him.

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>play D.Va
>win
l o l

MANY MILES AWAY, THERE'S A SHADOW ON THE DOOR, OF A COTTAGE ON THE SHORE OF A DARK, SCOTTISH LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

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>>146127815
>>146127921
I want Pharah to femdom me

>>146127705
guess you are shit at team oriented environments then

lets hope we never meet

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I'm indecisive and need someone to just tell me which legendary to buy. I only really play two chaaracters, so a Legendary would get me to try someone else for a change.

Random drawfag shit unrelated.

>>146127809
Reapers, with a Zenyatta or two to shred tanks. Bastions set up in longer lanes and willing to move to keep enemy guessing.

>>146127589
>Gibraltar
>well designed

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If blizzard doesn't want their characters sexualized then why is this poster allowed in hanamura

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>>146126314
I bought the first 4 on the top row. Pretty happy about them.

>>146127963
every map is extremely attack favored when you're not a shitter

>>146127723
>tfw level 138 and only got 4 legendarys threw lootboxes
fucking lucky bastard

>>146127589
illios isn't fun because of all the enviormental hazards. it's the pokefloats of overwatch where you'll die to fall meme deaths.

hollywood is objectively the best designed map.

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>>146128037
I want to hug her

>>146127307
>guy in game chat says "go soldier" to the one guy who hasn't readied up
>picks Hanzo
>"sigh"
I feel you brother

>>146127961
Probably something like wallriding while knocking 3 people into a pit. But it's insane. Getting one kill like that should be enough.

And the microwave thing with Symmetra is stupid. You need to do a bad strategy to get it.

>>146128053
How are we supposed to recommend any if we don't know your mains?

>>146127705
>"toxic meme"

Is toxic the new problematic?

>>146128070
I agree desu. It's annoying as fuck to play but it is a pretty well designed map. Lots of nooks and crannies and alternate paths as well as different elevations to fight and flank on.

Many chokespoints where both offense or defense can get the upper hand.

>>146128037
>she will never whisper lewd things in your ear with her qt accent

>>146127589
I like all payload and hybrid maps a lot except for Numbani

I like Nepal best of the Koth maps

Cap zone maps are pretty shit

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>>146126484

"You are only human."

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can anyone explain why i get this funny feeling in my chest when dva says thanks, either automatically when given armor/shield, or when the player makes dva say it?

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>>146128075
>100% dokidoki
MORE LIKE 100% MY DICK

>quick match
>i get put on a route 66, attacking side
>1 minute left, team barely touched the payload, they have no support
>"i guess ill pick mercy then"
>head out, heal a few of my guys, had to defend myself against a reaper
>kill him
>as we have 10 seconds left, with the game clearly lost, i press TAB
>ELIMINATIONS: 1 (GOLD MEDAL)

i am still unable to comprehend this. im level 48, and the guys on my team were around 30-60, one guy was lvl 80 something. enemy team was around the same level.

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>>146124942

>>146128174
No, "toxic" is the new "asshole"

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>>146127705
You may be taking motherfucking Quick Match a little bit too seriously.

>get so good at pharah you start ganking widowmakers
I killed one and immediately flew to the spawn and killed her again. Squishy little blueberry.

>>146127932
>call out toxic assholes

doing it on your blog doesn't count anon

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>>146128123
>hurr durr how do I not walk near giant holes in the ground and cliffs.

Ilios is top 3 in the game.

>>146128174
no it just identifies an LoLbabb

>>146126484
"That's how you get tinnitus!"
It's pretty funny to me.

>play against Reinhardt
>be the only one ever shooting his shield, even if his entire team is behind it, takes fucking forever
>play as Reinhardt
>the entire enemy team shreds my shield in 3.2 seconds of combined fire, including a Symmetra that makes me dance left and right to avoid 125 damage balls
WHY

FUCKING

WHY

>>146128070
>complaining about open maps
I bet you like the assault ones with death zone flanks and chokepoints though.

>>146128052
I'm fine in mobas and other team games because in those you can at least carry your braindead teammates

in this game, the moment you get a genji that thinks he's a sniper and sits back trying to get headshots with shurikens all game you've automatically lost

>>146128075
Who says they don't want them sexualized? Just look at one of D.va's highlight intros or that they would have had Tracer's butt on display if it weren't for whiners.

The only thing they're cracking down on is porn featuring their game's assets like sfm stuff.

When are they going to remove D.Vas movement penalty when firing

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Reaper is my favorite character {personality wise} Ask me anything.

>>146128053

It would help to know which two characters you play so we could recommend you someone different.

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>>146128128
I want to hold her hand

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>>146125143

unfucking believable.

people bitch and moan about heroes that need to be nerfed or buff when the real problem is the atrocious hitboxes.

yes im mad

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>>146128020
i played d.va once

shes ok

>>146128346
Well yeah, that's why you do it in-game.

is mei the better offensive sniper than hanzo?

>>146128419
>>146128170
D.Va and Tracer.

>>146128413
Blanco or Mariachi?

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>Arthas sits upon the Frozen Throne minding his own business
>Suddenly wave after wave of Ghouls fall, followed by his Abominations and his Undead elite
>Kel'Thuzad crawls near lifeless towards the Lich King
>"M-My king... Run!..."
>Kel'Thuzad dies and a chubby dark figure emerges from the frozen mist
>Arthas grabs Frostmourne and stands up but his life ends when a icicle impales his cranium
>the fat shadow walks up to the Frozen Throne
>Mei sits upon the Frozen Throne taking her place as the Lich Queen

>>146128512
Mariachi with the back in black voiceline.

>>146125143
Never knew there was blood in this game

>>146128436
>atrocious hitboxes
bitch they've been talking about casualizing by making aim not important for years. its like ordering fries and asking why they're so greasey

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>>146127731
how much do you play best boy

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>enemy reinhardt stuns entire team
>slams me into the wall

>>146128375
and then you have part of the map unused because no one wants to go near it like the center of well and the cliff side of ruins. it's a real shiity map.

>>146128549
>>146128512
>Marachi shitters playing reaper
Fucking disgusting Nevemore is his best skin if you can't embrace the edge fuck off reaper.

>>146128507
Then D. Va's purple beetle or yellow jacket, duh.

>>146128075
They'd prefer not to see game assets or near game assets being used to depict the characters being speared by giant futa cocks and such. Simple clothed pinup style art is orders of magnitude different.

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>>146128438
I want to take her on a nice dinner date and kiss her goodnight. Do you think she'd let me ride shotgun on her bike on the first date? That's lewd

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>>146127589
>tfw you actually enjoy Hanamura and Temple of Anubis

>>146128598
Retarded unless you were another rein and his team was backing him up

>>146128543
and.... then she has sex with me?

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>>146128660

>>146128687
I enjoy all the maps

>>146128598
>playing mercy
>enemy reins consistently spend ults just to slam you
>have had to watch rein slowly approach while swinging his hammer in the air at least a dozen times so far
I'd rather just kill myself.

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how do i get gud with pharah?
raptor is my first legendary(oddly enough it was my first in the beta as well)

>hook a mercy
>she comes towards me into a doorway on my right and ends up behind a wall

what the fuck is up with this shit? i don't understand

>>146128628
>Nevermore
>Implying
Plague doctor is far better but mariachi is cheesy and i love it.

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>>146128687
Anbuis is top tier for wall riding I don't even fire my gun on that map I just give everyone heals and speed but rarely shoot. normally end up with 9k+ heals but no damage and kills because I am just skating around like I am playing jet set raido

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>>146128628
I love them both and only got Mariachi on a coin flip. Sue me.

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>genjis every game
>hanzos every game
>dvas every game
>roadhogs every game

>>146128062
I dunno, Helix rockets at the feet fuck reaper over in my experience and if he ghosts out of the hooks he'll get shot up at range. Rockets completely shut Bastion down if he's far away and again the hooks and gunfire up close.

If a one or two Zens and the rest Reapers all ulted at once they'd get it, but if that's a factor so is the ult from the hogs pushing the reapers away to a range where the soldiers ult has a chance to tear them apart, and at least a few of both will be left to self heal

>>146128619
How retarded do you have to be not to get pushed or grappled into a well?

git gud

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Whatever my MMR is, I hate it.

>>146128771
just M1 spam into a general direction
some poor bastard always walks into it for direct hits

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>>146128628
I just want to unironically play as a cheery/fruity looking Reaper just to rub more salt into the wound

>>146128794
nope, nevermore is better.

>>146128771
Focus the backline, know how to lead shots, know the maps

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>Bastion and two Reinhardts sitting on the payload
Some people really, really, really, hate fun.

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>Be Genji main
>mfw some cuck thinks they can make me support just because they picked Genji first

>>146128794
Plague doctor is good but killing them as the crow is just fucking satisfying way more then plague doctor.

>>146128771
Blow shit up from mid range. Be an expert in gorilla warfare. get sweet double environmental kills by surprising teams at the start

>>146128687

BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY SIDE PASSAGES

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>Pick edgelord for some super fun KOTH
>Me and the enemy edgelord have been trashing each other's backlines with usually a 1v1 deciding who keeps the point before everybody respawns
>He won the first point
>Second point, it's been neck and neck all game but we managed to get the first cap and keep it all round
>99%
>OVERTIME
>2v2 on the point
>last remaining survivors of our teams
>SYNCHRONISED DEATH BLOSSOMS
>Round ends
That was such a marvelous way of ending a round. I am having too much fun playing Reaper, especially when stuff like this happens. Even our DIE DIE DIEs were synchronised so it just sounded like one extra loud Death Blossom.

>Round 3
>Tell the other Reaper that was awesome
>He never responded, swapped to Bastion for some reason
>quietly leaves with his Mercy pocket while a faggot McCree's high noon plays for POTG

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finally it happened boys

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Why the fuck does Hanzo's dog hat always forget its manners when it orders shoes.

I swear to god I'm so close to just using a boat.

The new brawl is fucking shit. I thought it was going to be fun like the meme 6 same heroes in standard with constant "i got you in my sights" but they halfed ulti charge and gave people 100 HP making helix 1hit anybody.. WTF?

>>146128971
how do you know whether they're having fun?

>>146128806

Be S76 with gold elims, damage, objective kills, objective time, healing

Team:
>Genji
>Hanzo
>Reaper
>McCree
>Lucio

What is this shit?

>>146128861
I don't I'm saying it's a garbage map that only gets traffic in specific routes because you have to avoid getting cheesed by environmental hazards.

>>146127245
WE

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xd

we lost

>>146128928
No you're stupid.
>>146128994
>The crow
I thought you were talking about that movie with brandon lee but he doesn't wear that.

I wish there were more healers and tanks. What was blizzard thinking. You have to play Lucio or Mercy, and Reinhardt is almost always the best.

>>146129056
I know 100% that they're not having fun playing Bastion.

>>146129017
Stop buying boxes

>>146129017
>that currency
why didn't you just buy it, moneybags?

>>146127589
Why are all the double control point maps so awful

>>146129091
Raven crow some fucking thing

>Mei will get nerfed due to how well she pubstomps

>>146128771
Jump directly into the air and snipe the front lines if there's a few teammates below you. (while avoiding obvious hazards like snipers)

Splitting up enemy fire is incredibly usefull.

>>146128762
your team was too weak to protect you so now you belong to the enemy

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How does it feel that soon all of your nerfs, ALL of them, will be due to a heroes "overpowered status" in competitive play, even if you don't do competitive matches? How does it feel knowing Mercy's ult will no longer be uninterruptable, or that D.Va will be penalized for running around outside her meka because of how strong her lightgun is?

All nerfs from this point on will be because "esports pro teams said so"

>>146129017
Gz. fuck you saving all that gold for.

>>146129092
>I wish there were more healers and tanks.
Well we could of had a game with 3 healers but we know how blizzard overreacts with nerfs and what happened to the Zen.

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>>146129017
>almost ten thousand Blizzshekels

>>146129081
Defensive tracer is fine though, isn't it?

Why do people hate having Hanzo on their team?

>>146125625

Don't tell me that's Lucio's VA?

>>146129162
except they didnt nerf Bastion even with all the people still whining about him

>>146129017
covering up your username? what are you, a pussy?

>>146129096
how do you know they're not having fun playing bastion?

>HANAMURA NI IDOU SHIMASU
>esc
>leave game

>>146128436
I'm sure what hanzo saw on his screen, during the actual gameplay, was a headshot. Pairing replays and matching animations on other people's screens is the issue.

>>146129035
NOOBTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEEEEERRRSSSSS

It's like 15s cooldown on helix rockets, you just need to stop getting shot by projectiles like a retard.

Server browser when??

I like KOTH because it's the only mode where having Reinhardt isn't an automatic free win

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>>146129205
E-sports ruin games, seriously. Sure, they artificially expand their life times, it's never fucking worth it though.

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star wars theme skins when?

>Zenyatta Achievement
Heal 1,500 HP with a single ult, ignoring that it's bad to use your ult to heal low hp targets because they can still be burst to death
>Soldier Achievement
Hurr kill two people with your 10 second cd burst rockets

The people who designed the achievements in this game need to kill themselves.

>>146129235
>why do people hate having widowmakers that can't aim

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>>146129081

>>146129285
Reinhardts still a free win in KOTH if you aren't a shitter with him. He can do insane damage in close inclosed spaces

>>>/wsg/1143470

>>146128806
>hating on roadhog

Easiest carry in the game right now, has literally no real counter anymore.

>>146129235

Hanzo on the enemy team.
>Using an aimbot

Hanzo on your team
>A 9 year old with crippling bone cancer

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>>146129153
>wanting to look like some gay ass bird when you're the angel of death
lmao

>>146126484
You gotta believe!

I spam it when were close to losing for moral support on Lucio.

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>>146126817
Who /exclusively picks symmetra on koth/ here?

>>146129307
tfw no luke genji skin with lightsaber to deflect shots

>>146127689
tfw coming here expecting an obfuscatory reply, thanks for giving a proper answer

>>146129307
can his knees get any fucking bigger?

>>146129091
stage 2: anger

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>>146129017

>ok lets try zarya
>shield + turret
>100%
>NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN
literally wiped their team with 1 clip

>>146129285
I play a lot of Rein and I'm afraid you have to amend your post to "where having Reinhardt and at least two other competent players isn't an automatic free win"

>>146129307
more like robocop skin when

>>146129269
I added a bunch of guys from here, when i joined their group and talked on the mic they started spamming 'REEEEEEE normie' for the whole game.

>>146129359
That's honestly the best use of that meme I've ever seen.

>>146128831
That's why the Reapers would need to be on them together, the Bastions would be at risk but it's why you'd have to be setup for long corridor then an ambush. It'd take a solid and coordinated team effort, the Zens hitting Roadhogs with discord makes them paper to a Bastion, bonus if the Reapers are on top of them. Or have one Zen and Bastion behind Reinhardt shield for dropping one or two guys, with Reapers disrupting 76 firing squad.

>>146129329
the soldier achievement requires you to kill 2 people with 1 rocket
>comparing an ult achievement to a regular achievement

>>146126901
That was the very first map I played on and I still think it's the most fun

r8 my hero idea

>Support Sniper
>150 hp
>Bolt Action rifle - 120 damage Body Shot - 1 second reload time
>E = Change bullet to prevent healing for 6 seconds with 10 second CD
>Shift = smoke grenade which gives heroes within move speed. Allies see inside it. 10 second duration and 20 second CD
>Q = Allies in area all gain flat damage increase = + 20 per shot

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>>146129374
>Not knowing Edgar allens poe story
>not wanting to look like the hunter of hunters form bloodborne
>not wanting to be the bird that steals peopls souls
Fucking pleb I bet you don't even know what Ravens stand for.

>>146129385
>>146126817
Who /exclusively leaves games with Symmetra/D.Va/Torb/Zenyatta on koth/ here?

>>146129405
I'm not angry i'm just calling you dumb because plague doctor is better and mariachi is far better than that.
Cheesy edge>Edgy Edge

>>146129465
>requires you to kill 2 people with 1 rocket
no it doesn't

>>146129017
>>146129113
>>146129206
>>146129212
>>146129269
I am level 80-ish with only almost 3000 funbucks because I never spent them.

This faggot clearly bought a shitton of loot boxes given that he has triple my credits, hides his username, and hides the loot box counter at the bottom.

>finally it happened boys
YEAH SURE, IF YOU BUY 300 LOOT BOXES, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN

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>>146129329
The zenny one is easy as fuck.

76's is a bit harder but you'll get it eventually just by playing

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>>146126484

WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE (with poster spray)

MADA MADA

HOW EMBARASSING

I'M AN ARMY OF ONE

DWEET DWEET DWEET

THAT'S HOW YOU GET THE KNIFE

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Post pharahs. I think I'm getting gud.

>king of the hill
>our lucio changes to mercy
for what purpose

>>146129307

>Clone/storm trooper soldier 76
>Boba fett pharah

I can dig it

>Its a the entire team fucks off leaving just me to defend the point episode
>its an enemy caps the point while the rest of the team wonders what the fuck happened episode

>>146129329
just use his ult during an enemy ult combo. 1500 is nothing.

>>146129017
>shekel icon
I like you,

>>146129518
>what Ravens stand for
Cleverness and sick pranks?

>>146129518
i know that they stand for death or that death is coming but i like plague doctor more than nevermore.

>>146129535
yes it does
I should know, I have it

>>146129453
Probably the best way

It's the strongest meme comp I could think of

>>146129450
I didn't recognize it at first and then it hit me right as I saw Lucio and I knew what was coming

whichever Anon made that fucking 10/10

also
>Already played 2 hours of OW today
>Still have to play Nier and watch Futurama
>Still the warrior spirit calls to me

how do I make it stop bros how do I stop playing the game I already know I'm going to get mad and play for too long but it's too good

>>146126484
Sorry, sorry! S-sorry, I'm sorry!

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>>146129374
>Implying crows aren't THE augur of death since the middle ages
>Implying they aren't the smartest goddamn things around besides people

You'd best align your edge, boyo.