/owg/ Overwatch General

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bump for butthurt

>hollywood defense
>go lucio
>enemy team has lucio+mercy
>they're never close to each other
>spend all game running behind them and punching their mercy to death
>gold elims for the first 3 minutes of the game

best feel desu

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>>146114000
>our boy
That's not Nigel Farage.

Any advice to configure the game for a competitive edge?

Like turning off fps cap, etc.

>>146118039
higher fps is everything
turn all graphical settings to low except for render resolution aa (set it to medium probably because without you'll get too many jaggies) and possibly shadows

>>146114000

Stop letting Seagull start threads. He's trash.

>>146118252
>none of this matters because the server thinks at 20FPS

>>146114000
>our boy

Fuck off.

>>146118429
>literally retarded

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When's D.Va getting buffed

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>everyone needs a Reinhardt on their team so people don't get raped while trying to find a viable position for their character on the map

It's a good thing Blizzard was focusing on Overwatch instead of a time machine. Imagine if the studio that brought us no FPS ever made Quake.

It's almost as if isometric views and MMORPGs don't make you an expert in six degrees.

>literally 300 posts early

ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING RETARDED

>>146120908
this thread was actually created same time as the other one, lol

>>146120908
check the timestamps you mong

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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745186024?page=55

Widowmakers on suicide watch.

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>>146114000
If you see reaper on the enemy team, don't fucking assume someone else will kill him, turn around and walk to the point in groups of 2-3.

Jesus christ he's a spy from tf2, stupid people filter.

blump

>tfw just fucking around with wallriding lucio

I might be useless
But its fun as fuck

>>146124385
>1 week later
>"why am I constantly being matched with shitters that pick hanzo on attack, /owg/?"

>making the widowmaker ragequit as junkrat

holyshit this guy has so much air time actually

>>146124667

>hurr no fun allowed

yeah yeah Im looking forward for you crying how you are stuck in "insert scrub competitive tier"

>>146124667
>implying there is an MMR where shitters stop being dead weight as Genji and Hanzo.

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>Nobody takes alternate paths and just runs forward the entire game
>Nobody ever turns around
>Nobody ever fucking stops to "Oh lets kill the person that's killed me from behind 7 fucking times" before charging fucking forward just to, SURPRISE FUCKING SURPRISE, die to them again
>Went from a 60% win ratio to 52% playing with my RL friends
THIS GAME AIN'T FUCKIN HARD
USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN
>"WOW I'M GETTING SHOT IN THE ASS BY TRACER"
TURN
THE
FUCK
AROUND
AND
SHOOT
HER
SO
SHE
STOPS

HOLY
FUCK

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>>146124894
Oh, I guess you haven't reached it then, have you?

>>146124385
>Enemy Lucio bouncing around payload
>No one can hit him
>No one bothers going no-aim heroes like Pharah, Junkrat or Winston

Lucio's best counters are heroes that "mainers" don't usually play. Anyone ever seen a Winston "Main" before?

>>146121789
>Now I'm playing Widow after the nerf, I can't take a single medal. I'm a total liability to my team and I've lost almost EVERY GAME I played with her. Feel free to call me a bad widow player, that's what I'm, and that's my feedback, She is now unplayable. I don't see other heroes having this much higher skill cap as she has now.

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Can someone explain why blizzard thought putting "no sniper" in the hero select screen was a good idea, but "too many flank classes" isnt there?

>>146125189
MADA MADA

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>>146125189
>no sniper
>no builder
every time

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>PERRIER DESTROYED

>>146125632
>Pick Mei
>No builder

No builder? I build wall. Make Kings Row great again.

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>>146125096
t. Genji in shitter tier

Genji is a niche pick. Whatever this mysterious super player that is playing Genji out there somewhere can do he could do it easier with another normal character.

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>>146125189
>>146125632
>no support
>someone picks symetra
>it disappears
>no healer is picked because of that

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>>146125189
With the brilliant "no sniper" warning i can't wait to see a "not enough Genji" warning.

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>>146126246
>He can't find medkits on his own
>He can't wait for shields to restore before going back in

I bet you need a fucking map of your dick too, otherwise you'd lose it

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hey kid wanna buy some edge

>>146126657
WWWWHEEELCUMMM

>>146127479
WACHA BUYUNG???

>>146126246
>no healer is picked because of that

Yeah, no. Every player with a brain knows Symetra isnt a healer so someone still picks Mercy or Lucio. And we all known that team building suggestion thing is bullshit.

>>146126519
All that 25 delicious shield. As a Symmetra player i hope they change/rework her E. It's boring and lackluster. I wouldn't say useless but comparing to Torbjörn 75 armor which is far superior to shield it's stupid.

Granted it's FREE! health but still.

>>146127760
shields regen. it takes a bit to get the armor for torbjorn and rarely gets it on more than himself or maybe one other person. permanent and spammable is balanced at 25.

>>146127760
But once his armor is gone, its gone. That 75 armor is also why Torby has a 60% winrate on PC and a 70% winrate on lolconsoles.

also, did you say FREE?

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can anyone explain why i get this funny feeling in my chest when dva says thanks, either automatically when given armor/shield or when the player makes dva say it?

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>>146128104
you want dat corean puss

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>>146128104

D.Va is cute and everyone knows it.

>Surefore from Cloud9, one of the top McCrees in the world mostly played 76 this weekend
>Vallujata from Reuinited, who played McCree exclusivity in competitive and in pugs, didn't touch him
>Seagull has gone on record to say that because of McCree's right click is useless, you are probably better off picking other offensive Heroes even if you can land headshots easily

BUT NOPE, HE IS FINE RIGHT LADS XD

McCree needs to be
BUFFED
U
F
F
E
D

>>146127760
It used to be 50 shield, but that was too much of a bonus to your team for just existing, and 200 health tracers were practically invincible.

imo, her E should add 25 shield and replace 25 health with shield
this way you get respectable regen, but your lighter classes dont become too tanky

>>146128104
Autism and buried depression.

>>146127939
>>146127948

Yeah i get it and this is why i said i don't think it's useless. I would love something a bit more interactive and with more impact on the gameplay.

Something that makes her more viable choice on attack and 2nd point defense.

>>146128494
>Being able to walk straight up to Reinhardt and stun/kill him in seconds with no counter aside from not getting close to him is balanced

FUCKING LOLBABBIES WIN AGAIN QUIT WHINING HURFHFUCCK

>>146128104
It's cringe. I get it often too when i am confronted by crappy dialogue/voice acting.

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>Tfw just got Mariachi Reaper
>Now most played character
How did I not realize how fun this character is?

>>146128870
>Blizzard said McCree killing tanks was the problem, but his ability to kill Tracers/Genjis and other softer targets was intended and the main focus of the character
>he can no longer kill Genji during a flash bang at all and has to headshot a Tracer instead of FtH

Do you not see the problem here. He now is worthless at his intended role. He is an offensive character with a useless alt fire, like imagine if 76's Rocket now only did 80 damage but also drained your remaining clip, that's about how good FtH is now.

>>146128494
The only bad thing came from the Time Telling Man nerf is the increasing number of Roadhogs fucking up pubs. Especially on KoTH they are pretty annoying.

>>146128494
just drop the spread on fan, he cant kill tanks but his combo will deal more to squishies

>>146128104
I want to fuck that worst corean

UH GUYS
I WAS ABOUT TO PRESS PLAY
AND NOW ITS UPDATING
PANIC???

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>>146128104

D. Va is a cute kolean girl! Unfortunately for you, she is too preoccupied with video games for a relationship.

Who would win if they didn't have their Ults?

Heavy vs Bastion/Zarya
Pyro vs Mie
Engineer vs Torbjorn
Sniper vs Widowmaker/Hanzo
Demoman vs Junkrat
Soldier vs Pharah
Medic vs Mercy
Scout vs Tracer
Spy vs ???

is the double support meta dead now?

>>146132354
mercy+lucio and mercy+zen are alive and well

>>146120358
Alright, how about the guns are less shit, but zero suit has a fatter ass/ bigger hit box?

>>146132354
>>146132487

err lemme rephrase

is running double supports still needed or is triple offense better?

>>146132949
why not both?

>>146132354
Not dead just most leagues are running highlander

>>146129168
this is what happens when mcREE mains are too slow to headshot a STUNNED target once before fanning the hamemer
you need 1 of those fan shots to connect in order to kill a 200hp hero, 2 for 250
you have 11 shots after your left click and its still not enough HE HAS TO BE STRONGER

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THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR HIS PREY
Awoo~

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>enemy torbjorn
>splats his hot sticky molten core all over our faces for 10 minutes

>I play torbjorn
>genji and pharah hunt me down all game and bully the shit out of me

How the fuck do I stop being shit? I can't actually keep aim on people so I miss 90% of my shit and am stuck playing support so I can contribute despite my garbage aim.

>>146134937
Tell us your dpi and sensitivity

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Which is best cat?

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Rapier skin for Genji W H E N?

>>146134998
garfiel
the fat cat

>>146134998
None
Cats are shit
Dogs a best

>>146134978
dpi is 8200 and in game sensitivity is at like 40 I believe.

>>146120358
Last time I heard anything official about it they hadn't settled on making her have better survivability or better offensive capability, but they did say it would be one or the other.

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>>146131550
perfect, I can just pump a load into her at night and sleep.

>>146134998
>no Zen or Bastion cat

pretty shit tbqh

>>146135061
Epic bait XD

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how do i get good at McCree

>>146114000
>our boy

we don't have "a boy"

keep that eceleb worship bullshit to d2g

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POST VOICE INTERACTIONS YOU WANT IN GAME

>Pharah calling 76 Dad
>old man jokes from Torb, Rein and 76
>crawling in my skin jokes from Reaper, or latino humor
>Mercy being creepy dr. frankenstien low key
>Junkers being more racist to the robots

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SYMMETRA IS A CLEAN CULTURED LADY

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>>146135120
Is this not my DPI?

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>it's another "forgot my recall was on cooldown and tried to use it causing me to hesitate long enough for the enemy to kill me" episode
Is there anything more embarassing than this?

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inb4 tumblr

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>>146135160

>Mcree: Shagohod get behind me!
>Shagohod: The odds are against us, chance of escape slim.
>Zarya: Give us our Rabota or else..
>Shagohod: Derogatory..
>Zarya: Kha! What is that stance, that weapon! It is so бeдный!
>Mcree: Draw! * BLAM *
>Zarya: дypaчить, It doesn't-
>Mcree: Woah now! * POP *
>lov: Aleksa! The omni is escaping!
>Zarya: Forget it, stop the * BLAM! *, NO! My weapon! HOW?!
>Mcree: Subsonic ammunition, shields don't work against it.
>Zarya: The gesture?!
>Mcree: Pyкa быcтpee , чeм глaз . нe плoхo для лeди.
>Zarya: нeвecтa?

>>146135160
aim better. Mcrightclick shitters are suffering now because none of them ever learned how good his LMB was.

>>146135036
A turtle one would be better :D:D:D:

>>146135160
Never pick McCree, and you'll be playing McCree better than anybody who actually picks him.

>>146135061
>dpi is 8200 and in game sensitivity is at like 40

Nigga I have my sensitivity at fucking 5.

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>Now entering Hanamura
>Now entering Volskaya Industries
>Now entering Lijiang Tower
>Now entering Route 66

I fucking hate all these maps

none of them are fun to play on

Ilios is fine except for the staqe with the big hole

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>>146135240
The fuck? The average dpi for gaming is between 400 and 1000, how does anyone function with 8200 dpi?

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>>146135215
>Pharah calling 76 Dad
>overt jokes from reaper

There was a little patch earlier, was that them fixing the FPS issue?

>>146135215
Pieces that connect characters to Overwatch a little more. I understand that there are many sides to the organization and many viewpoints, but some Heroes like Lucio and Roadhog/Junkrat seem to have literally no connection with it whatsoever.

>join match
>immediately lose as I join a 90% finished game
how the fuck is it possible to keep a good winrate when this keeps happening, competitive when?

>>146135215
>Mercy being creepy dr. frankenstien low key
>Junkers being more racist to the robots
Those ones could be good. The rest are fucking dumb you fucking memer

reminder to not care to much about winning and losing and just have fun :)

>>146135330
>>146135321
Always assumed higher DPI was better, guess ill try turning that shit down and see if its any better.

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Post Reapers

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>>146135320

>this is true for every character i want to play

>>146135404
>caring about winrate
>"competitive will fix it"
I can't wait till we get competitive so you fucks will just stay there or leave.

>>146135271
This is appropriate. I'm reminded of that "What people think Healers do VS what Healers actually do" comic

>>146135454
Try something like 800 dpi and 15 sensitivity at first and lower it if you think it's still too fast

>>146134934
They can't attack two targets at once. Roam within sight of your turret as much as possible, and get away from it when they directly have a go at you, all while gunning niggas down. They either target you or the turret, and chances are they die before reaching the other.

Learn your choke points and don't stay too close to your turret, unless it's for repairs and there's not too much risk.

>>146135215
Lucio dribbling Zens harmony orb, or at least having an animation where he catches it like a basketball.

>>146135215
Everyone calling him daddy

Bastions and Zenyatta having conversations in Omnic

More Mei and Junkrat spats

>>146135289
>Mcree: Pyкa быcтpee , чeм глaз . нe плoхo для лeди.
>Zarya: нeвecтa?

>Not bad for a lady
>BRIDE???

Don't touch a computer ever again retard

>>146135430
problem is the teams are very small and even 1 person being a complete fucking idiot can ruin a game

It's not like Battlefield where you don't notice 30 vs 32 or the useless snipers huddled together or the tunnel vision dumbasses that just charge in solo and die accomplishing nothing

>>146135215
>low key
>all caps
>dad 76

fuck off tumblr

>>146135523
Should be worth a shot, hope that helps a bit.

>>146135552
Lucio doesn't play basketball, he plays hockey.

>>146135271
The tanking 76s are great though.
Pharahs, Widows and others obstructed by high ground but spamming NEAD HEAL are fucking retards.
Junkrats playing ping pong never fucking hit each other anyway so who cares.

>>146135586

It has more than one meaning retard. : ^ ) grow a peanus weenus ya fuckin spazz.

>>146135565
>Bastions and Zenyatta having conversations in Omnic

they already hinted that this was redundant. when Zen asks Bastion to tell him his thoughts, he replies with two simple tones. implying that the omnic language conveys a shit ton of information in very few sounds.

>>146135215
>everyone tries to buy drugs from Lucio and Lucio gets miffed that everyone assumes he has drugs

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I NEED SPLASH DAMAGE

FUUUUUUUUUCK

I WASTED ALL THAT TIME IN TF2 AND MY SKILLS ARE NON-TRANSFERABLE BECAUSE ROCKET JUMPING DOES NOT EXIST AND SPLASH DAMAGE DOES NOT EXIST

FUUUUUUCK

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What do you guys think the plot for overwatch based stories should be?

Considering a movie format, i'd suggest the following:

Movie 1: Starts from Winston recalling the former overwatch agents: Tracer, Mcree, Mercy, Reinhardt, Torb, Genji and Mei. Story takes place with them trying to setup the satellite system in gibraltar + some other mission, being attacked by mercs led by Talon, widowmaker and Reaper included. We get to see a side-story of soldier 76 doing his vigilante stuff. He receives the recall sign but deems overwatch's return stupid (le broken man trope) Also backstory of genji with zenyatta + visiting hanzo before rejoining overwatch (dragons short) Ends with them defeating talon & reaper and going underground after

Subplot of mercy wanting to heal reaper and tracer trying to break widowmaker out of mind control

More ideas?

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I want off the Game Over achievement ride.
The 4 kill with her ult is un-fucking-doable on PC.

Everyone turn 180° like their on adderal, and that's before the Winston/Reinhart/Zarya canceling our ult.

I've tried the meteor technique, the taunt technique, the training in bot mode to find the best place to throw it over walls but I've been getting no luck. My best one was on Hollywood defense where I'd throw it over the wall on the blue car but I only managed to get a triple, and that's if I'm lucky and the game stall enought.

I've tried befriending Zarya players but almost all the time we only manage to catch 2 or 3 people by our ult combined.

Last game a Zarya managed to trap 6 guys with her orb, I send my mecka down her way and fucking PHARAH use her simple rocket to kill the 6 guys trapped.

Fucking kill me.

Is there any way to cheese this achievement ? Beeing able to play with friends against friends on matchmaking ?

Send help

>>146135781
>It has more than one meaning
Why, because google translate told you so?
Feel free to neck yourself my man

>>146135653
>implying he isn't good at basketball

let me enjoy my casual racism.

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>>146135276

D.Va, Zenyatta and Symmetra are truly bottom tier though, they're not very complex and the latter 2 have been nerfed into the ground because they used to be too powerful. Noone can really dispute that truth.

Characters like Mei however are very complex and unexplored
>Inb4 >Mei >complex >lul just walk up to their faces, freeze them and shoot them in the face

If that's your argument then you're retarded because Mei still does less damage than other heroes, so you'd never get her on your team for that kind of gimmicky shit play that only works in pubs anyways.

>gg ez
can you not?

>>146127939
The shields are great for flankers as they will go for the medkits, but front liners benefit from straight heals better because they won't

Which is the tendency for people to recommend having Symmetra paired up with an actual healer. Or go yolo with a tower defense strategy

>>146135803
pharah and bastion can totally rocket jump, junkrat has his mine too

>>146135856

Aww, it gets him off and thats the only way how.

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>>146135830
Continuation: Movie 2:

With the rise of human-omnic tension and the absence of overwatch (sincd they ve gone underground to track reaper and talon) numerous vigilantes have appeared worldwide We have a man with a frog mask fighting the evil vishkar corporation in rio de janeiro (Lúcio and Symmetra, respectively) Bastion awakes in a battlefield Pharah is in the army Junkrat and roadhog are on a criminal spree Hanzo is seeking redemption D. Va is fighting the south korean mech

Eventually the script puts them all together on a big badass fight against some big ass robot stomping a city or something They win and the world rejoices, the UN lift the overwatch ban and the second team is formed.

Sideplots: Hanzo joins after a talk with zenyatta, which convinces him joiming overwatch is a good shot at redemption

Junkrat and roadhog join since they are gonna be paid for destroying omnics and blowing stuff up

Lucio is picked as a leader because he makes the best decisions and knows how to work as a team. Pharah gets mad at this as she wanted to lead and some tension arises between both

>>146135894
no

>>146135803
maybe you should have learned to aim better instead

>>146135941
pharah hits herself for 1/5 her health tho

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If only he'd been playing Reaper, we could have another entry for the collage.

>>146136036
>whaaa my f2p boots aren't in overwatch

>>146135856

Look out boys we got a hardcore over here!

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>>146134998

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>>146135904

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>>146136097
>>146135993

>>146136091
Uhhhhh.... what?

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>>146126226
I have 244 games on genji with a 70% winrate what shit bracket are you in where genjis are dead weight?

>playing this game in a group makes my ping worse
Stupid third-world internet

>tfw mccree is shit

FUCK

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Why did they make the Call of Duty man so fucking fun?

>>146135789
Or they're making sounds that humans can't hear.

>>146136212

neck with me my man.

>>146136329
because call of duty is fun

>>146135789
>>146136376
or a less retarded idea, they don't need to speak to transfer thoughts and bastion was just giving an affirmative

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>>146136329
Because he's lost so much, but keeps getting up

>>146135215
>Someone taking Reaper serious

>Comments about the Shimada magic and Zenyatta's stuff. Maybe Reaper eating souls

>People other than Reaper, McCree and Widowmaker realizing who Soldier 76 is, preferably with suffering.

>>146136376
Or you know, using fucking Wi-Fi because they're machines

Why is every map in this game complete shit?

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>All these people that can't seem to figure out to shoot my giant fucking crit box
did I lose too much and now I'm back with the shitters?

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>Tfw winning streak

Im prepared for the reversal

>>146132225
Bastion, better dps
Pyro, air blast +shotty
Tough to say
Demo just for stickies
Soldier, higher mobility+shotty
Medic, CC+uber+better healing
Tracer, better mobility
Spy and reaper probably spy for disguises

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ith for thirsty af

>>146136614
i tend to go on long winning or long losing streaks

seems like blizzard can't figure out how to force 50 in a more subtle way so they knock me down every time I get past 53% solo winrate

Can someone post that zenyatta that says pass into the anus

>>146136665
its always a 2 wins followed by a 2 loses cycle for me.

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Trust nobody. Not even your team.

>>146136874
WHY DOES THE FLIP ANIMATION LOOK SO BAD

IT LOOKS LIKE SOME HORRIBLE PARODY

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>>146135215
>Mercy telling Jack not to push himself too hard.

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>Every single match someone picks a Pharah or Roadhog
FUCK YOU, I'M TIRED OF PICKING 76 SHOULD TO COUNTER FAGGOTS PLAYING BRAINLESS HEROES

>>146136874
>>146135854

You make me suffer on purpose.

If Rein and D.Va charge each other, is there a cancel? Does Reins charge trump D.Vas? Does Rein get pushed aside?

>tfw you both mercy and Lucio near equally
>lucio has 200k more in total heals
DAT BOI

>>146137016
It does look like she's rotating on an axis instead of gracefully flipping, doesn't it?

>>146136851
Exactly this for me too. I play my way up to 53%, then get hammered back to 52.2%, getting dumped into already lost games / teams of literal beginner players (i know level is nothing to go by... but come on, im 80, and suddenly getting dumped into teams of 10, 10,10,15,60 versus 6x 60-150 nigguh wat)

>>146135920
nothing you can do to stop me.

>>146137109
Reinhardt pins D.Va.

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so is 76 Pharas dad or not?

>win game
>but barely
>time to defend
>leave before we inevitably get stomped

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>tfw you fuck up someone you played with earlier when you were doing shit
>they get super ass blasted while you roll in the exp

>>146137109
Rein pins D.Va if she is perfectly aligned. Rein gets bumped away if she is even slightly off centre.

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>>146136112
>Being actually clinically retarded and thinking Mei is strong just because even someone who isn't good at the game can freeze someone and kill them

You're retarded. As soon as aiming isn't a problem anymore Mei is just weaker than other heroes in terms of offensive capabilities. Only retards whine about Mei being OP

>I need healing!

>>146137359
We walk in harmony, my student.

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>>146137359
k

>>146135215
Junkrat laughing after killing Winston, "Just about blew you back to the moon, big guy!'

Junkrat giggling after killing Reaper, "Reaper? I hardly know 'er!"

>>146136036
Concussive blast.

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>deflect graviton surge into the entire enemy team
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

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>Use well coordinated ult combos to wipe out the entire enemy team
>Except for the Mercy who was in the corner. who then proceeds to Rez all of fly in and rez everyone

When will everyone learn to NOT FUCKING SHOOT ZARYAS SHIRLD
HOLY SHIT

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>>146137359

>>146137414
>i need healing

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>>146137359
I will shield you.

>>146137283
What is the damage on her icicles? Cause damn those things seem to 1shot headshot almost anything, and they firerate seems rediculous too.

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>>146137225
I doubt it, but would be neat if her mom liked him or she saw him as a father figure.

Would actually be neat if Sombra kept on flirting with him as a voice interaction, even if on the enemy team.

>>146137539
>Hating on Zen
Wow what an egyptian fucking racist

>>146135904
>Symmetra
>bottom tier

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Blizzard is working hard to find a Volskaya game with 10 seconds left to put me in.

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>>146137526
>Zarya on the enemy side
>Junkrat on my team

>>146135803
>he wasted time learning to rocket jump
you deserve this

>>146137564
75 damage regular, 150 on headshots I think

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>>146137519
Blame your shitter dps for letting me get away.

oh god i have work in 15 minutes
if i dont leave the door in 15 minutes i will be late and likely receive a written warning for being late twice in one week
i have not washed or slept
i have been honing my twitch reactions and drinking coffee all night and killing it as roadpig, he's my mainfu
0, 1 call in sick for as long as i can get away with it
2 phone up work and say fuck you im not working here anymore, stream and play comp for a living
3-9 go to work

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1 Widow didn't work, so let's all go Widow.

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Genuinely curious what system do you guys play on?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10541917

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>>146137548
That looks amazing

>>146128494
>this hero was so overpowered that he made shitters look like pros

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>think all this time pharah is long hair.
>start realizing it's short hair

>>146126246
>Cute whore
Fuck mei, she is evil.

>>146137746
>tfw stuck on 55% winrate and 60% on the only hero you play

>>146137689
Your own fault for going above 51% win rate

>playing mercy
>team never once peals the enemy off me
>wonder why they keep dying
>lose game

Are people legitimately retarded?

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>>146137545

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>>146137746
>You will never get a 5 rez

Why live on this planet?

What do I spend my 1000 on? Please help.

My options right now are between
>Legendary D.Va skin
>Legendary Lucio Skin
>Daredevil : 76
>Goddess

but I'm open to suggestions.

>>146138153
Cybergoth

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>>146137503
>deflect mei ult into her entire team
>RULES OF NATURE

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>>146138153
Whatever skin you buy you will get a dupe of in the next box following your purchase.

>>146138153
B.Va

>>146138112
>Still never been able to get at least 4 people rez'd for the achievement
It's impossible

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>>146131361
>>146131770
Works fine on my machine.

>>146138153
4 Highlight intros

>>146138153
Raptorian pharah

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>>146138284
I get 3 rezzes all the fucking time, someone else just needs to die at the same time and I'll be set.

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How are these ranks determined? I doubt I'm that high.

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>>146138264
>B.Va

>>146138153
Keep your cash until the new skins which should be released soon.

>>146138369
Paul?

>>146138369
get a better skin and you'll get that 5 rez in no time

>>146138369
It sounds real easy doesn't it

>>146135073
did they say anything about it being a trade off? Like yeah, D.Va's gets better offense, but they drop her survivability in turn?

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>>146137832
I'll bite.

Why did you think she had long hair?

>>146138317

WHY

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>>146138112
That's only the 2nd one I have actually managed to get off in my 40+ hours as mercy.

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>>146138234
I already have pic related.

>>146138248
Please do not say this.

>>146138336
Specify which ones.

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>>146138512
Genji webm that isn't pressing Q? I like it.

>Game puts me with a level 5
>He goes Bastion on attack
>One of the other guys leaves
>A level 1 is put into our game
>Check winrate and it's 54%
Ah of course, Blizzard coming to take back my luck and bring me back down.

>>146138369
Stop trying to save people, not saying this in selfishness for you to get the achievement but if they're dead close to each other it's better to hide behind a wall and let them die, they get a CD reset too.

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>>146138461
I got a better skin last week, but no potg with it. I've been playing too much Lucio. I'll never get a potg with him though because it's impossible

>>146138441
No, if you're referring to the people from /scv/, there's literally another guy named Pdizzle floating around. I met those fucks and now we play with each other, but I literally have no idea who this other guy is.

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>>146138435
When are the new skins coming out? I would, but I'm almost to 100 and I might as well just spend the dosh now before my leveling requirements roll back and I'm swimming in boxes again.

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>>146138284
I believe in you anon.

>>146138652
This is what I'm afraid to do. I feel like if I just sit back and watch I might end up costing us the game

>>146135856

peanus weenus.

>>146138712
new skins come out in Summer*

>>146138583
>Specify which ones.
Whichever ones you like for heroes you use

>>146138617

no some one pressed Q for him.

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if anyone cares some tier 2 or 3 ow teams are scrimming :^) find the stream yourself not that hard bunch old cs and tf2 players

>>146138112
I got it on Route 66 during late-game ult spam. We ended up winning thanks to it.

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Placem

>>146138284
Pick Mercy on Lijang Tower's Garden stage.

Get ult.

Then just stand on the outer lip around the point on your spawn's side.

Wait for your team to all die on the point.

Hit Q.

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REMINDER:

Soldier 76 is a bad influence to kids.

>>146138704
>I'll never get a potg with him though because it's impossible
That's not true. PotG loves environmental kills, and if you tack on a couple other eliminations you're guaranteed to get it.

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>>146138617

>>146138919
2 microphones, 1 spray can, and a player icon

When is Blizzard going to fix their matchmaking that results in ridiculously one sided games 90% of the time?

>>146138809
next week

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>>146138929
He's just an American Dad, that's all. He loves his children, but doesn't mind them roughing other kids up for fun.

>>146138919
wwbw
Three dupes.

>>146138967
I've had double environmental kills before, but didn't get potg. I had a quad kill and didn't get potg, which was pretty upsetting. It went to a Reaper who got a quad kill by pressing Q.

I think you need a triple environment kill bare minimum, or the other 11 players need to do literally nothing in order to get a Lucio potg.

>>146139017
measure once, cut thrice

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how likely is it that mccree will ever be useful again

>>146139038
>>146138809
Please confirm. If this is the case, I'll keep these coins. If not, I'm spending them on Daredevil : 76 with no regrets.

>>146138919
Cybergoth

>>146139031
Right after they fix Hearthstone to not be P2W

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>>146139017
>it's that black autist from /tf2g/

I've been playing dva recently and on top of her just being a shit hero I've noticed that sometimes after i get ejected from my mech the screen will just go black for like 1-2 seconds and all i can see is the red korean text
Is this normal

>>146138506
what fucking survivability lmfao

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>>146138887

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>>146139026
>>146139026
>>146139042
Everything went better than expected.

I don't play Shield Bro, but the skin is nice I guess.

>join match with only 2 people left
>enemy team is at 90% already
>they obviously win first objective
>they're bragging about stomping us
>more people join
>we win second round
>..win third round too

People who leave matches need to be penalized more. They're seriously fucking losers/shitties. I'm thinking a 1 day ban.

>>146139184
>from /tf2g/
nah fuck that I'll forever associate him with house of /v/irgins rather than that shitty general

>>146139162
END OF MONTH

???

It's already the 21st.

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>>146138508
her armor kinda connects with her short hair and it's the same color so i though it went into her armor

>>146138729
Personally if you're guaranteed two resurrects behind a wall it's far from a waste. I guess it just depends on positioning and map area and current objective. I feel like if you're attacking on payload near mid and final checkpoints, trying the hide behind a wall to res strategy has a higher chance to work because your team can get overwhelmed easier since def spawn on all assult maps is an asscrack away.

>>146139185
Yeah. That's part of the animation or whatever. It's supposed to make you feel more immersed or some shit.

>havent eaten all day
>but mom is in the kitchen
what do i eat?

>>146138854
>tier 2 or 3

so we're just making stuff up now?

>>146139259
>1 day ban for leaving a game

What if their internet cuts out or something happens in real life around them? They should be banned for a day?

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>>146139184

No shitposting please

https://my.mixtape.moe/mkeeqy.webm

>>146135223
Yeah she's clean because I'm stumble over the crowd of people who want to lick her asshole clean after shitting in the street.

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>>146139284
Mon dieu. Fine, I'll save it for a few days and see how it goes.

>>146139251
I envy you, that's a really good Reinhardt drop. I've already got Stonehardt though.

>>146139251
What's Soldier 76 holding?
A butt plug?

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>>146138929

what and where the fuck is 'the crease'?

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>>146138112
You'll get a 5 res easily once you start queueing with 5 other people, because in "competitive" overwatch entire teams play, and die together, and Mercy is literally the most important character in the entire game because of her retarded Ult.

5 man res happens like once a game in premade

>>146139321
I meant replacing -75% exp penalty with a straight up ban.

And if your internet shits up 4 consecutive times, then it's time they consider offline games.

>>146139315
based on weekend gosu tournament performances they both got top 8 and some of best teams didnt enter it so i just guessed

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>>146137093
>http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745186024?page=55

> Pharah main
> play her almost exclusively
> don't know what it's like to play against her as a ground dwelling pleb
> get into some more difficult match-ups
> gotta pick specific counters
> start playing ground dwellers
> enemy Pharah continually wrecks my shit
> eyes on the skies at all times
> fear of heavenly rokkits

A sneaky Pharah is even more annoying than Mei. She can launch rockets then disappear and you can't tell where you are getting attacked from. It's like Nam all over again.

>>146139419
>gosu
lol

>>146139314
me

>>146139314
eat her

>>146138919
3 whites 1 blue

>>146139259
leaving matches should have more penalty the longer you've been in them, and losing a game with less than 2 minutes played shouldn't count as a loss. And honestly there are times where i've quit midgame, notably when i have an autistic team who's idea of teamcomp is two mcrees, two snipers, me going tank or healer and a defense, especially when there all bad at said position.

>trying out 800 dpi 8 sensitivity

Feels like I have to move my mouse halfway across my desk to do a full turn, how the hell does this work in close range?

>>146134998
>symmetra and pharrah are the exact same
Racism.

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>>146139314
Mom's spaghetti.

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>when you manage to teleport behind the enemy team and proceed to flank their exposed Bastion that has been mowing down your team of complete idiots... without realizing you only have one bullet left in your gun

Welp. I'm in good company at least.

>>146127760
I just wish they'd let us stockpile 6 sentries, or at the very least speed up the cooldown for her LShift.

>>146139554
why is widowmaker's nose so adorable goddammit everything about her is pure sex but that nose is so innocent and cute

>>146139534

>how the hell does this work in close range?

you just get used to moving your arm for aiming

pro side it reduces straight on your wrist.

>>146139561
>not keeping the bad habit of reloading your gun the very moment it's not full

>>146139620
>reduced strain on your wrist

Guess ill stop being a bitch and get used to it then, really do not want to deal with any wrist problems.

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>>146139614
Only Kaplan knows, anon. And the husband that Widowmaker murdered for her Talon training.

And Reaper, when he repositions his cock right in between those cocksucking lips.

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>>146139614

>>146139435
My least favorite character changes overtime. I hated McRee for a while, I hated Reaper for a while, I hated (and still hate) Roadhog. But Pharah's really been pissing me off lately. The rockets don't have to hit you and they can two shot non-tanks

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>>146139321
Yes. Deal with it.

>>146139094
I've gotten it a couple times as an occasional Lucio player with an environmental plus a couple of weak eliminations. I'm pretty surprised double environmental didn't get it (nice, BTW).

OGON BO GOTOVNOSTI

>>146139661
>Reaper tossing away fully loaded guns after firing once
This makes me laugh.

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>tfw you do well as Le Balanced Bow Man of Hitboxes

Is it normal to get gold damage with torb on defense?

>>146139781

>*Fart sounds*

ftfy

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>>146139708
IT'S CANON.

REAPER X WIDOWMAKER

CAN'T KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD.
SHE FOUND HER PERFECT MATCH.
EDGE AND EDGELORD

>>146135215
>>crawling in my skin jokes from Reaper, or latino humor

Do you want this to be the next Battleborn?

>>146139759

>S76 shoot her out of the sky
>Roadhog, hook her out of the sky from a mile away
>McCree left click her 3 times.

But GG for complaining about Pharah, the only fun hero left in the game.

>>146139814
Torb does very high damage, check the dps sheet.

>>146139708
>>146139740
Widowmaker inspires nothing but lust and rage in me 99% of the time but her "looking at you" highlight intro makes her look genuinely happy and friendly and adorable and makes me want to hold her forever and save her from her brainwashing and comfort her through her rehabilitation for the rest of our days

>>146139860

>Spit toothpaste on a cup
>Hehehe cum X]

>Loot boxes from leveling have given me the green common skin of over half the characters in the game and I'm only level 24.

What does this mean?

>>146139408
>net is shit during 50% of the day
>friends are usually on during the slow half of the day
>game's too fun to pick up more offline games
On the other hand, most of the time, it's Blizzard's fault anyway, since I can play other online games no problem.

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How do you guys keep from getting upset at this game? Like when you have brain-dead teammates, awful comps, or lose a game you should've won if everyone had just grouped?

I love the game, but the more I play, the angrier it makes me. I just want to have fun again.

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>>146139740
I'd eat her boogers.

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>>146139860
That sex must be really bland, though. He keeps trying to be edgy and dark about it, while she feels next to nothing. Even with Talon programming giving her jolts of sexual pleasure, a ghost dicking probably won't do much.

>>146139974
Holy fuck I thought I was the only one

>>146139894
I'm not saying she needs a nerf, I'm saying I hate her. If anything my post was showing how the more you play this game, the more strategies you see and how the perception of balance changes. Reaper doesn't even bother me that much anymore

>hanamura defense
>attackers cap point A with like 10 seconds left
>they push B and get it because our Torb sets up turret off the point
>literally 2 people on the point with no HP
>we lose

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>>146139997
That's too far