our boy edition.
>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
checked
but you're late
bump for butthurt
>hollywood defense
>go lucio
>enemy team has lucio+mercy
>they're never close to each other
>spend all game running behind them and punching their mercy to death
>gold elims for the first 3 minutes of the game
best feel desu
>>146114000
>our boy
That's not Nigel Farage.
Any advice to configure the game for a competitive edge?
Like turning off fps cap, etc.
>>146118039
higher fps is everything
turn all graphical settings to low except for render resolution aa (set it to medium probably because without you'll get too many jaggies) and possibly shadows
>>146114000
Stop letting Seagull start threads. He's trash.
>>146118252
>none of this matters because the server thinks at 20FPS
>>146114000
>our boy
Fuck off.
>>146118429
>literally retarded
When's D.Va getting buffed
>everyone needs a Reinhardt on their team so people don't get raped while trying to find a viable position for their character on the map
It's a good thing Blizzard was focusing on Overwatch instead of a time machine. Imagine if the studio that brought us no FPS ever made Quake.
It's almost as if isometric views and MMORPGs don't make you an expert in six degrees.
>literally 300 posts early
ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING RETARDED
>>146120908
this thread was actually created same time as the other one, lol
>>146120908
check the timestamps you mong
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745186024?page=55
Widowmakers on suicide watch.
>>146114000
If you see reaper on the enemy team, don't fucking assume someone else will kill him, turn around and walk to the point in groups of 2-3.
Jesus christ he's a spy from tf2, stupid people filter.
blump
>tfw just fucking around with wallriding lucio
I might be useless
But its fun as fuck
>>146124385
>1 week later
>"why am I constantly being matched with shitters that pick hanzo on attack, /owg/?"
>making the widowmaker ragequit as junkrat
holyshit this guy has so much air time actually
>>146124667
>hurr no fun allowed
yeah yeah Im looking forward for you crying how you are stuck in "insert scrub competitive tier"
>>146124667
>implying there is an MMR where shitters stop being dead weight as Genji and Hanzo.
>Nobody takes alternate paths and just runs forward the entire game
>Nobody ever turns around
>Nobody ever fucking stops to "Oh lets kill the person that's killed me from behind 7 fucking times" before charging fucking forward just to, SURPRISE FUCKING SURPRISE, die to them again
>Went from a 60% win ratio to 52% playing with my RL friends
THIS GAME AIN'T FUCKIN HARD
USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN
>"WOW I'M GETTING SHOT IN THE ASS BY TRACER"
TURN
THE
FUCK
AROUND
AND
SHOOT
HER
SO
SHE
STOPS
HOLY
FUCK
>>146124894
Oh, I guess you haven't reached it then, have you?
>>146124385
>Enemy Lucio bouncing around payload
>No one can hit him
>No one bothers going no-aim heroes like Pharah, Junkrat or Winston
Lucio's best counters are heroes that "mainers" don't usually play. Anyone ever seen a Winston "Main" before?
>>146121789
>Now I'm playing Widow after the nerf, I can't take a single medal. I'm a total liability to my team and I've lost almost EVERY GAME I played with her. Feel free to call me a bad widow player, that's what I'm, and that's my feedback, She is now unplayable. I don't see other heroes having this much higher skill cap as she has now.
Can someone explain why blizzard thought putting "no sniper" in the hero select screen was a good idea, but "too many flank classes" isnt there?
>>146125189MADA MADA
>>146125189
>no sniper
>no builder
every time
>PERRIER DESTROYED
>>146125632
>Pick Mei
>No builder
No builder? I build wall. Make Kings Row great again.
>>146125096
t. Genji in shitter tier
Genji is a niche pick. Whatever this mysterious super player that is playing Genji out there somewhere can do he could do it easier with another normal character.
>>146125189
>>146125632
>no support
>someone picks symetra
>it disappears
>no healer is picked because of that
>>146125189
With the brilliant "no sniper" warning i can't wait to see a "not enough Genji" warning.
>>146126246
>He can't find medkits on his own
>He can't wait for shields to restore before going back in
I bet you need a fucking map of your dick too, otherwise you'd lose it
hey kid wanna buy someedge
>>146126657
WWWWHEEELCUMMM
>>146127479
WACHA BUYUNG???
>>146126246
>no healer is picked because of that
Yeah, no. Every player with a brain knows Symetra isnt a healer so someone still picks Mercy or Lucio. And we all known that team building suggestion thing is bullshit.
>>146126519
All that 25 delicious shield. As a Symmetra player i hope they change/rework her E. It's boring and lackluster. I wouldn't say useless but comparing to Torbjörn 75 armor which is far superior to shield it's stupid.
Granted it's FREE! health but still.
>>146127760
shields regen. it takes a bit to get the armor for torbjorn and rarely gets it on more than himself or maybe one other person. permanent and spammable is balanced at 25.
>>146127760
But once his armor is gone, its gone. That 75 armor is also why Torby has a 60% winrate on PC and a 70% winrate on lolconsoles.
also, did you say FREE?
can anyone explain why i get this funny feeling in my chest when dva says thanks, either automatically when given armor/shield or when the player makes dva say it?
>>146128104
you want dat corean puss
>>146128104
D.Va is cute and everyone knows it.
>Surefore from Cloud9, one of the top McCrees in the world mostly played 76 this weekend
>Vallujata from Reuinited, who played McCree exclusivity in competitive and in pugs, didn't touch him
>Seagull has gone on record to say that because of McCree's right click is useless, you are probably better off picking other offensive Heroes even if you can land headshots easily
BUT NOPE, HE IS FINE RIGHT LADS XD
McCree needs to be
BUFFED
U
F
F
E
D
>>146127760
It used to be 50 shield, but that was too much of a bonus to your team for just existing, and 200 health tracers were practically invincible.
imo, her E should add 25 shield and replace 25 health with shield
this way you get respectable regen, but your lighter classes dont become too tanky
>>146128104
Autism and buried depression.
>>146127939
>>146127948
Yeah i get it and this is why i said i don't think it's useless. I would love something a bit more interactive and with more impact on the gameplay.
Something that makes her more viable choice on attack and 2nd point defense.
>>146128494
>Being able to walk straight up to Reinhardt and stun/kill him in seconds with no counter aside from not getting close to him is balanced
FUCKING LOLBABBIES WIN AGAIN QUIT WHINING HURFHFUCCK
>>146128104
It's cringe. I get it often too when i am confronted by crappy dialogue/voice acting.
>Tfw just got Mariachi Reaper
>Now most played character
How did I not realize how fun this character is?
>>146128870
>Blizzard said McCree killing tanks was the problem, but his ability to kill Tracers/Genjis and other softer targets was intended and the main focus of the character
>he can no longer kill Genji during a flash bang at all and has to headshot a Tracer instead of FtH
Do you not see the problem here. He now is worthless at his intended role. He is an offensive character with a useless alt fire, like imagine if 76's Rocket now only did 80 damage but also drained your remaining clip, that's about how good FtH is now.
>>146128494
The only bad thing came from the Time Telling Man nerf is the increasing number of Roadhogs fucking up pubs. Especially on KoTH they are pretty annoying.
>>146128494
just drop the spread on fan, he cant kill tanks but his combo will deal more to squishies
>>146128104
I want to fuck that worst corean
UH GUYS
I WAS ABOUT TO PRESS PLAY
AND NOW ITS UPDATING
PANIC???
>>146128104
D. Va is a cute kolean girl! Unfortunately for you, she is too preoccupied with video games for a relationship.
Who would win if they didn't have their Ults?
Heavy vs Bastion/Zarya
Pyro vs Mie
Engineer vs Torbjorn
Sniper vs Widowmaker/Hanzo
Demoman vs Junkrat
Soldier vs Pharah
Medic vs Mercy
Scout vs Tracer
Spy vs ???
is the double support meta dead now?
>>146132354
mercy+lucio and mercy+zen are alive and well
>>146120358
Alright, how about the guns are less shit, but zero suit has a fatter ass/ bigger hit box?
>>146132354
>>146132487
err lemme rephrase
is running double supports still needed or is triple offense better?
>>146132949
why not both?
>>146132354
Not dead just most leagues are running highlander
>>146129168
this is what happens when mcREE mains are too slow to headshot a STUNNED target once before fanning the hamemer
you need 1 of those fan shots to connect in order to kill a 200hp hero, 2 for 250
you have 11 shots after your left click and its still not enough HE HAS TO BE STRONGER
THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR HIS PREYAwoo~
>enemy torbjorn
>splats his hot sticky molten core all over our faces for 10 minutes
>I play torbjorn
>genji and pharah hunt me down all game and bully the shit out of me
How the fuck do I stop being shit? I can't actually keep aim on people so I miss 90% of my shit and am stuck playing support so I can contribute despite my garbage aim.
>>146134937
Tell us your dpi and sensitivity
Which is best cat?
Rapierskin for Genji W H E N?
>>146134998
garfiel
the fat cat
>>146134998
None
Cats are shit
Dogs a best
>>146134978
dpi is 8200 and in game sensitivity is at like 40 I believe.
>>146120358
Last time I heard anything official about it they hadn't settled on making her have better survivability or better offensive capability, but they did say it would be one or the other.
>>146131550
perfect, I can just pump a load into her at night and sleep.
>>146134998
>no Zen or Bastion cat
pretty shit tbqh
>>146135061
Epic bait XD
how do i get good at McCree
>>146114000
>our boy
we don't have "a boy"
keep that eceleb worship bullshit to d2g
POST VOICE INTERACTIONS YOU WANT IN GAME
>Pharah calling 76 Dad
>old man jokes from Torb, Rein and 76
>crawling in my skin jokes from Reaper, or latino humor
>Mercy being creepy dr. frankenstien low key
>Junkers being more racist to the robots
SYMMETRA IS A CLEAN CULTURED LADY
>>146135120
Is this not my DPI?
>it's another "forgot my recall was on cooldown and tried to use it causing me to hesitate long enough for the enemy to kill me" episode
Is there anything more embarassing than this?
inb4 tumblr
>>146135160
>Mcree: Shagohod get behind me!
>Shagohod: The odds are against us, chance of escape slim.
>Zarya: Give us our Rabota or else..
>Shagohod: Derogatory..
>Zarya: Kha! What is that stance, that weapon! It is so бeдный!
>Mcree: Draw! * BLAM *
>Zarya: дypaчить, It doesn't-
>Mcree: Woah now! * POP *
>lov: Aleksa! The omni is escaping!
>Zarya: Forget it, stop the * BLAM! *, NO! My weapon! HOW?!
>Mcree: Subsonic ammunition, shields don't work against it.
>Zarya: The gesture?!
>Mcree: Pyкa быcтpee , чeм глaз . нe плoхo для лeди.
>Zarya: нeвecтa?
>>146135160
aim better. Mcrightclick shitters are suffering now because none of them ever learned how good his LMB was.
>>146135036
A turtle one would be better :D:D:D:
>>146135160
Never pick McCree, and you'll be playing McCree better than anybody who actually picks him.
>>146135061
>dpi is 8200 and in game sensitivity is at like 40
Nigga I have my sensitivity at fucking 5.
>Now entering Hanamura
>Now entering Volskaya Industries
>Now entering Lijiang Tower
>Now entering Route 66
I fucking hate all these maps
none of them are fun to play on
Ilios is fine except for the staqe with the big hole
>>146135240
The fuck? The average dpi for gaming is between 400 and 1000, how does anyone function with 8200 dpi?
>>146135215
>Pharah calling 76 Dad
>overt jokes from reaper
There was a little patch earlier, was that them fixing the FPS issue?
>>146135215
Pieces that connect characters to Overwatch a little more. I understand that there are many sides to the organization and many viewpoints, but some Heroes like Lucio and Roadhog/Junkrat seem to have literally no connection with it whatsoever.
>join match
>immediately lose as I join a 90% finished game
how the fuck is it possible to keep a good winrate when this keeps happening, competitive when?
>>146135215
>Mercy being creepy dr. frankenstien low key
>Junkers being more racist to the robots
Those ones could be good. The rest are fucking dumb you fucking memer
reminder to not care to much about winning and losing and just have fun :)
>>146135330
>>146135321
Always assumed higher DPI was better, guess ill try turning that shit down and see if its any better.
Post Reapers
>>146135320
>this is true for every character i want to play
>>146135404
>caring about winrate
>"competitive will fix it"
I can't wait till we get competitive so you fucks will just stay there or leave.
>>146135271
This is appropriate. I'm reminded of that "What people think Healers do VS what Healers actually do" comic
>>146135454
Try something like 800 dpi and 15 sensitivity at first and lower it if you think it's still too fast
>>146134934
They can't attack two targets at once. Roam within sight of your turret as much as possible, and get away from it when they directly have a go at you, all while gunning niggas down. They either target you or the turret, and chances are they die before reaching the other.
Learn your choke points and don't stay too close to your turret, unless it's for repairs and there's not too much risk.
>>146135215
Lucio dribbling Zens harmony orb, or at least having an animation where he catches it like a basketball.
>>146135215
Everyone calling him daddy
Bastions and Zenyatta having conversations in Omnic
More Mei and Junkrat spats
>>146135289
>Mcree: Pyкa быcтpee , чeм глaз . нe плoхo для лeди.
>Zarya: нeвecтa?
>Not bad for a lady
>BRIDE???
Don't touch a computer ever again retard
>>146135430
problem is the teams are very small and even 1 person being a complete fucking idiot can ruin a game
It's not like Battlefield where you don't notice 30 vs 32 or the useless snipers huddled together or the tunnel vision dumbasses that just charge in solo and die accomplishing nothing
>>146135215
>low key
>all caps
>dad 76
fuck off tumblr
>>146135523
Should be worth a shot, hope that helps a bit.
>>146135552
Lucio doesn't play basketball, he plays hockey.
>>146135271
The tanking 76s are great though.
Pharahs, Widows and others obstructed by high ground but spamming NEAD HEAL are fucking retards.
Junkrats playing ping pong never fucking hit each other anyway so who cares.
>>146135586
It has more than one meaning retard.: ^ ) grow a peanus weenus ya fuckin spazz.
>>146135565
>Bastions and Zenyatta having conversations in Omnic
they already hinted that this was redundant. when Zen asks Bastion to tell him his thoughts, he replies with two simple tones. implying that the omnic language conveys a shit ton of information in very few sounds.
>>146135215
>everyone tries to buy drugs from Lucio and Lucio gets miffed that everyone assumes he has drugs
I NEED SPLASH DAMAGE
FUUUUUUUUUCK
I WASTED ALL THAT TIME IN TF2 AND MY SKILLS ARE NON-TRANSFERABLE BECAUSE ROCKET JUMPING DOES NOT EXIST AND SPLASH DAMAGE DOES NOT EXIST
FUUUUUUCK
What do you guys think the plot for overwatch based stories should be?
Considering a movie format, i'd suggest the following:
Movie 1: Starts from Winston recalling the former overwatch agents: Tracer, Mcree, Mercy, Reinhardt, Torb, Genji and Mei. Story takes place with them trying to setup the satellite system in gibraltar + some other mission, being attacked by mercs led by Talon, widowmaker and Reaper included. We get to see a side-story of soldier 76 doing his vigilante stuff. He receives the recall sign but deems overwatch's return stupid (le broken man trope) Also backstory of genji with zenyatta + visiting hanzo before rejoining overwatch (dragons short) Ends with them defeating talon & reaper and going underground after
Subplot of mercy wanting to heal reaper and tracer trying to break widowmaker out of mind control
More ideas?
I want off the Game Over achievement ride.
The 4 kill with her ult is un-fucking-doable on PC.
Everyone turn 180° like their on adderal, and that's before the Winston/Reinhart/Zarya canceling our ult.
I've tried the meteor technique, the taunt technique, the training in bot mode to find the best place to throw it over walls but I've been getting no luck. My best one was on Hollywood defense where I'd throw it over the wall on the blue car but I only managed to get a triple, and that's if I'm lucky and the game stall enought.
I've tried befriending Zarya players but almost all the time we only manage to catch 2 or 3 people by our ult combined.
Last game a Zarya managed to trap 6 guys with her orb, I send my mecka down her way and fucking PHARAH use her simple rocket to kill the 6 guys trapped.
Fucking kill me.
Is there any way to cheese this achievement ? Beeing able to play with friends against friends on matchmaking ?
Send help
>>146135781
>It has more than one meaning
Why, because google translate told you so?
Feel free to neck yourself my man
>>146135653
>implying he isn't good at basketball
let me enjoy my casual racism.
>>146135276
D.Va, Zenyatta and Symmetra are truly bottom tier though, they're not very complex and the latter 2 have been nerfed into the ground because they used to be too powerful. Noone can really dispute that truth.
Characters like Mei however are very complex and unexplored
>Inb4 >Mei >complex >lul just walk up to their faces, freeze them and shoot them in the face
If that's your argument then you're retarded because Mei still does less damage than other heroes, so you'd never get her on your team for that kind of gimmicky shit play that only works in pubs anyways.
>gg ez
can you not?
>>146127939
The shields are great for flankers as they will go for the medkits, but front liners benefit from straight heals better because they won't
Which is the tendency for people to recommend having Symmetra paired up with an actual healer. Or go yolo with a tower defense strategy
>>146135803
pharah and bastion can totally rocket jump, junkrat has his mine too
>>146135856Aww, it gets him off and thats the only way how.
>>146135830
Continuation: Movie 2:
With the rise of human-omnic tension and the absence of overwatch (sincd they ve gone underground to track reaper and talon) numerous vigilantes have appeared worldwide We have a man with a frog mask fighting the evil vishkar corporation in rio de janeiro (Lúcio and Symmetra, respectively) Bastion awakes in a battlefield Pharah is in the army Junkrat and roadhog are on a criminal spree Hanzo is seeking redemption D. Va is fighting the south korean mech
Eventually the script puts them all together on a big badass fight against some big ass robot stomping a city or something They win and the world rejoices, the UN lift the overwatch ban and the second team is formed.
Sideplots: Hanzo joins after a talk with zenyatta, which convinces him joiming overwatch is a good shot at redemption
Junkrat and roadhog join since they are gonna be paid for destroying omnics and blowing stuff up
Lucio is picked as a leader because he makes the best decisions and knows how to work as a team. Pharah gets mad at this as she wanted to lead and some tension arises between both
>>146135803
maybe you should have learned toaimbetterinstead
>>146135941
pharah hits herself for 1/5 her health tho
If only he'd been playing Reaper, we could have another entry for the collage.
>>146136036
>whaaa my f2p boots aren't in overwatch
>>146135856
Look out boys we got a hardcore over here!
>>146134998
>>146135904
>>146136097
>>146135993
>>146136091
Uhhhhh.... what?
>>146126226
I have 244 games on genji with a 70% winrate what shit bracket are you in where genjis are dead weight?
>playing this game in a group makes my ping worse
Stupid third-world internet
>tfw mccree is shit
FUCK
Why did they make the Call of Duty man so fucking fun?
>>146135789
Or they're making sounds that humans can't hear.
>>146136212
neck with me my man.
>>146136329because call of duty is fun
>>146135789
>>146136376
or a less retarded idea, they don't need to speak to transfer thoughts and bastion was just giving an affirmative
>>146136329
Because he's lost so much, but keeps getting up
>>146135215
>Someone taking Reaper serious
>Comments about the Shimada magic and Zenyatta's stuff. Maybe Reaper eating souls
>People other than Reaper, McCree and Widowmaker realizing who Soldier 76 is, preferably with suffering.
>>146136376
Or you know, using fucking Wi-Fi because they're machines
Why is every map in this game complete shit?
>All these people that can't seem to figure out to shoot my giant fucking crit box
did I lose too much and now I'm back with the shitters?
>Tfw winning streak
Im prepared for the reversal
>>146132225
Bastion, better dps
Pyro, air blast +shotty
Tough to say
Demo just for stickies
Soldier, higher mobility+shotty
Medic, CC+uber+better healing
Tracer, better mobility
Spy and reaper probably spy for disguises
ith for thirsty af
>>146136614
i tend to go on long winning or long losing streaks
seems like blizzard can't figure out how to force 50 in a more subtle way so they knock me down every time I get past 53% solo winrate
Can someone post that zenyatta that says pass into the anus
>>146136665
its always a 2 wins followed by a 2 loses cycle for me.
Trust nobody. Not even your team.
>>146136874
WHY DOES THE FLIP ANIMATION LOOK SO BAD
IT LOOKS LIKE SOME HORRIBLE PARODY
>>146135215
>Mercy telling Jack not to push himself too hard.
>Every single match someone picks a Pharah or Roadhog
FUCK YOU, I'M TIRED OF PICKING 76 SHOULD TO COUNTER FAGGOTS PLAYING BRAINLESS HEROES
>>146136874
>>146135854
You make me suffer on purpose.
If Rein and D.Va charge each other, is there a cancel? Does Reins charge trump D.Vas? Does Rein get pushed aside?
>tfw you both mercy and Lucio near equally
>lucio has 200k more in total heals
DAT BOI
>>146137016
It does look like she's rotating on an axis instead of gracefully flipping, doesn't it?
>>146136851
Exactly this for me too. I play my way up to 53%, then get hammered back to 52.2%, getting dumped into already lost games / teams of literal beginner players (i know level is nothing to go by... but come on, im 80, and suddenly getting dumped into teams of 10, 10,10,15,60 versus 6x 60-150 nigguh wat)
>>146135920
nothing you can do to stop me.
>>146137109
Reinhardt pins D.Va.
so is 76 Pharas dad or not?
>win game
>but barely
>time to defend
>leave before we inevitably get stomped
>tfw you fuck up someone you played with earlier when you were doing shit
>they get super ass blasted while you roll in the exp
>>146137109
Rein pins D.Va if she is perfectly aligned. Rein gets bumped away if she is even slightly off centre.
>>146136112
>Being actually clinically retarded and thinking Mei is strong just because even someone who isn't good at the game can freeze someone and kill them
You're retarded. As soon as aiming isn't a problem anymore Mei is just weaker than other heroes in terms of offensive capabilities. Only retards whine about Mei being OP
>I need healing!
>>146137359
We walk in harmony, my student.
>>146137359
k
>>146135215
Junkrat laughing after killing Winston, "Just about blew you back to the moon, big guy!'
Junkrat giggling after killing Reaper, "Reaper? I hardly know 'er!"
>>146136036
Concussive blast.
>deflect graviton surge into the entire enemy team
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>Use well coordinated ult combos to wipe out the entire enemy team
>Except for the Mercy who was in the corner. who then proceeds to Rez all of fly in and rez everyone
When will everyone learn to NOT FUCKING SHOOT ZARYAS SHIRLD
HOLY SHIT
>>146137359
>>146137414
>i need healing
>>146137359
I will shield you.
>>146137283
What is the damage on her icicles? Cause damn those things seem to 1shot headshot almost anything, and they firerate seems rediculous too.
>>146137225
I doubt it, but would be neat if her mom liked him or she saw him as a father figure.
Would actually be neat if Sombra kept on flirting with him as a voice interaction, even if on the enemy team.
>>146137539
>Hating on Zen
Wow what an egyptian fucking racist
>>146135904
>Symmetra
>bottom tier
Blizzard is working hard to find a Volskaya game with 10 seconds left to put me in.
>>146137526
>Zarya on the enemy side
>Junkrat on my team
>>146135803
>he wasted time learning to rocket jump
you deserve this
>>146137564
75 damage regular, 150 on headshots I think
>>146137519
Blame your shitter dps for letting me get away.
oh god i have work in 15 minutes
if i dont leave the door in 15 minutes i will be late and likely receive a written warning for being late twice in one week
i have not washed or slept
i have been honing my twitch reactions and drinking coffee all night and killing it as roadpig, he's my mainfu
0, 1 call in sick for as long as i can get away with it
2 phone up work and say fuck you im not working here anymore, stream and play comp for a living
3-9 go to work
1 Widow didn't work, so let's all go Widow.
Genuinely curious what system do you guys play on?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541917
>>146137548
That looks amazing
>>146128494
>this hero was so overpowered that he made shitters look like pros
>think all this time pharah is long hair.
>start realizing it's short hair
>>146126246
>Cute whore
Fuck mei, she is evil.
>>146137746
>tfw stuck on 55% winrate and 60% on the only hero you play
>>146137689
Your own fault for going above 51% win rate
>playing mercy
>team never once peals the enemy off me
>wonder why they keep dying
>lose game
Are people legitimately retarded?
>>146137746
>You will never get a 5 rez
Why live on this planet?
What do I spend my 1000 on? Please help.
My options right now are between
>Legendary D.Va skin
>Legendary Lucio Skin
>Daredevil : 76
>Goddess
but I'm open to suggestions.
>>146138153
Cybergoth
>>146137503
>deflect mei ult into her entire team
>RULES OF NATURE
>>146138153
Whatever skin you buy you will get a dupe of in the next box following your purchase.
>>146138153
B.Va
>>146138112
>Still never been able to get at least 4 people rez'd for the achievement
It's impossible
>>146131361
>>146131770
Works fine on my machine.
>>146138153
4 Highlight intros
>>146138153
Raptorian pharah
>>146138284
I get 3 rezzes all the fucking time, someone else just needs to die at the same time and I'll be set.
How are these ranks determined? I doubt I'm that high.
>>146138264
>B.Va
>>146138153
Keep your cash until the new skins which should be released soon.
>>146138369Paul?
>>146138369
get a better skin and you'll get that 5 rez in no time
>>146138369
It sounds real easy doesn't it
>>146135073
did they say anything about it being a trade off? Like yeah, D.Va's gets better offense, but they drop her survivability in turn?
>>146137832
I'll bite.
Why did you think she had long hair?
>>146138317
WHY
>>146138112
That's only the 2nd one I have actually managed to get off in my 40+ hours as mercy.
>>146138234
I already have pic related.
>>146138248
Please do not say this.
>>146138336
Specify which ones.
>>146138512
Genji webm that isn't pressing Q? I like it.
>Game puts me with a level 5
>He goes Bastion on attack
>One of the other guys leaves
>A level 1 is put into our game
>Check winrate and it's 54%
Ah of course, Blizzard coming to take back my luck and bring me back down.
>>146138369
Stop trying to save people, not saying this in selfishness for you to get the achievement but if they're dead close to each other it's better to hide behind a wall and let them die, they get a CD reset too.
>>146138461
I got a better skin last week, but no potg with it. I've been playing too much Lucio.I'll never get a potg with him though because it's impossible
>>146138441
No, if you're referring to the people from /scv/, there's literally another guy named Pdizzle floating around. I met those fucks and now we play with each other, but I literally have no idea who this other guy is.
>>146138435
When are the new skins coming out? I would, but I'm almost to 100 and I might as well just spend the dosh now before my leveling requirements roll back and I'm swimming in boxes again.
>>146138284
I believe in you anon.
>>146138652
This is what I'm afraid to do. I feel like if I just sit back and watch I might end up costing us the game
>>146135856peanus weenus.
>>146138712
new skins come out in Summer*
>>146138583
>Specify which ones.
Whichever ones you like for heroes you use
>>146138617
no some one pressed Q for him.
if anyone cares some tier 2 or 3 ow teams are scrimming :^) find the stream yourself not that hard bunch old cs and tf2 players
>>146138112
I got it on Route 66 during late-game ult spam. We ended up winning thanks to it.
Placem
>>146138284
Pick Mercy on Lijang Tower's Garden stage.
Get ult.
Then just stand on the outer lip around the point on your spawn's side.
Wait for your team to all die on the point.
Hit Q.
REMINDER:
Soldier 76 is a bad influence to kids.
>>146138704
>I'll never get a potg with him though because it's impossible
That's not true. PotG loves environmental kills, and if you tack on a couple other eliminations you're guaranteed to get it.
>>146138617
>>146138919
2 microphones, 1 spray can, and a player icon
When is Blizzard going to fix their matchmaking that results in ridiculously one sided games 90% of the time?
>>146138809
next week
>>146138929
He's just an American Dad, that's all. He loves his children, but doesn't mind them roughing other kids up for fun.
>>146138919
wwbw
Three dupes.
>>146138967
I've had double environmental kills before, but didn't get potg. I had a quad kill and didn't get potg, which was pretty upsetting. It went to a Reaper who got a quad kill by pressing Q.
I think you need a triple environment kill bare minimum, or the other 11 players need to do literally nothing in order to get a Lucio potg.
>>146139017
measure once, cut thrice
how likely is it that mccree will ever be useful again
>>146139038
>>146138809
Please confirm. If this is the case, I'll keep these coins. If not, I'm spending them on Daredevil : 76 with no regrets.
>>146138919
Cybergoth
>>146139031
Right after they fix Hearthstone to not be P2W
>>146139017
>it's that black autist from /tf2g/
I've been playing dva recently and on top of her just being a shit hero I've noticed that sometimes after i get ejected from my mech the screen will just go black for like 1-2 seconds and all i can see is the red korean text
Is this normal
>>146138506
what fucking survivability lmfao
>>146138887
>>146139026
>>146139026
>>146139042
Everything went better than expected.
I don't play Shield Bro, but the skin is nice I guess.
>join match with only 2 people left
>enemy team is at 90% already
>they obviously win first objective
>they're bragging about stomping us
>more people join
>we win second round
>..win third round too
People who leave matches need to be penalized more. They're seriously fucking losers/shitties. I'm thinking a 1 day ban.
>>146139184
>from /tf2g/
nah fuck that I'll forever associate him with house of /v/irgins rather than that shitty general
>>146139162
END OF MONTH
???
It's already the 21st.
>>146138508
her armor kinda connects with her short hair and it's the same color so i though it went into her armor
>>146138729
Personally if you're guaranteed two resurrects behind a wall it's far from a waste. I guess it just depends on positioning and map area and current objective. I feel like if you're attacking on payload near mid and final checkpoints, trying the hide behind a wall to res strategy has a higher chance to work because your team can get overwhelmed easier since def spawn on all assult maps is an asscrack away.
>>146139185
Yeah. That's part of the animation or whatever. It's supposed to make you feel more immersed or some shit.
>havent eaten all day
>but mom is in the kitchen
what do i eat?
>>146138854
>tier 2 or 3
so we're just making stuff up now?
>>146139259
>1 day ban for leaving a game
What if their internet cuts out or something happens in real life around them? They should be banned for a day?
>>146139184
No shitposting please
https://my.mixtape.moe/mkeeqy.webm
>>146135223
Yeah she's clean because I'm stumble over the crowd of people who want to lick her asshole clean after shitting in the street.
>>146139284
Mon dieu. Fine, I'll save it for a few days and see how it goes.
>>146139251
I envy you, that's a really good Reinhardt drop. I've already got Stonehardt though.
>>146139251
What's Soldier 76 holding?
A butt plug?
>>146138929
what and where the fuck is 'the crease'?
>>146138112
You'll get a 5 res easily once you start queueing with 5 other people, because in "competitive" overwatch entire teams play, and die together, and Mercy is literally the most important character in the entire game because of her retarded Ult.
5 man res happens like once a game in premade
>>146139321
I meant replacing -75% exp penalty with a straight up ban.
And if your internet shits up 4 consecutive times, then it's time they consider offline games.
>>146139315
based on weekend gosu tournament performances they both got top 8 and some of best teams didnt enter it so i just guessed
>>146137093
>http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745186024?page=55
> Pharah main
> play her almost exclusively
> don't know what it's like to play against her as a ground dwelling pleb
> get into some more difficult match-ups
> gotta pick specific counters
> start playing ground dwellers
> enemy Pharah continually wrecks my shit
> eyes on the skies at all times
> fear of heavenly rokkits
A sneaky Pharah is even more annoying than Mei. She can launch rockets then disappear and you can't tell where you are getting attacked from. It's like Nam all over again.
>>146139419
>gosu
lol
>>146139314
eat her
>>146138919
3 whites 1 blue
>>146139259
leaving matches should have more penalty the longer you've been in them, and losing a game with less than 2 minutes played shouldn't count as a loss. And honestly there are times where i've quit midgame, notably when i have an autistic team who's idea of teamcomp is two mcrees, two snipers, me going tank or healer and a defense, especially when there all bad at said position.
>trying out 800 dpi 8 sensitivity
Feels like I have to move my mouse halfway across my desk to do a full turn, how the hell does this work in close range?
>>146134998
>symmetra and pharrah are the exact same
Racism.
>>146139314
Mom's spaghetti.
>when you manage to teleport behind the enemy team and proceed to flank their exposed Bastion that has been mowing down your team of complete idiots... without realizing you only have one bullet left in your gun
Welp. I'm in good company at least.
>>146127760
I just wish they'd let us stockpile 6 sentries, or at the very least speed up the cooldown for her LShift.
>>146139554
why is widowmaker's nose so adorable goddammit everything about her is pure sex but that nose is so innocent and cute
>>146139534
>how the hell does this work in close range?
you just get used to moving your arm for aiming
pro side it reduces straight on your wrist.
>>146139561
>not keeping the bad habit of reloading your gun the very moment it's not full
>>146139620
>reduced strain on your wrist
Guess ill stop being a bitch and get used to it then, really do not want to deal with any wrist problems.
>>146139614
Only Kaplan knows, anon. And the husband that Widowmaker murdered for her Talon training.And Reaper, when he repositions his cock right in between those cocksucking lips.
>>146139614
>>146139435
My least favorite character changes overtime. I hated McRee for a while, I hated Reaper for a while, I hated (and still hate) Roadhog. But Pharah's really been pissing me off lately. The rockets don't have to hit you and they can two shot non-tanks
>>146139321
Yes. Deal with it.
>>146139094
I've gotten it a couple times as an occasional Lucio player with an environmental plus a couple of weak eliminations. I'm pretty surprised double environmental didn't get it (nice, BTW).
OGON BO GOTOVNOSTI
>>146139661
>Reaper tossing away fully loaded guns after firing once
This makes me laugh.
>tfw you do well as Le Balanced Bow Man of Hitboxes
Is it normal to get gold damage with torb on defense?
>>146139781
>*Fart sounds*
ftfy
>>146139708
IT'S CANON.
REAPER X WIDOWMAKER
CAN'T KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD.
SHE FOUND HER PERFECT MATCH.
EDGE AND EDGELORD
>>146135215
>>crawling in my skin jokes from Reaper, or latino humor
Do you want this to be the next Battleborn?
>>146139759
>S76 shoot her out of the sky
>Roadhog, hook her out of the sky from a mile away
>McCree left click her 3 times.But GG for complaining about Pharah, the only fun hero left in the game.
>>146139814
Torb does very high damage, check the dps sheet.
>>146139708
>>146139740
Widowmaker inspires nothing but lust and rage in me 99% of the time but her "looking at you" highlight intro makes her look genuinely happy and friendly and adorable and makes me want to hold her forever and save her from her brainwashing and comfort her through her rehabilitation for the rest of our days
>>146139860
>Spit toothpaste on a cup
>Hehehe cum X]
>Loot boxes from leveling have given me the green common skin of over half the characters in the game and I'm only level 24.
What does this mean?
>>146139408
>net is shit during 50% of the day
>friends are usually on during the slow half of the day
>game's too fun to pick up more offline games
On the other hand, most of the time, it's Blizzard's fault anyway, since I can play other online games no problem.
How do you guys keep from getting upset at this game? Like when you have brain-dead teammates, awful comps, or lose a game you should've won if everyone had just grouped?
I love the game, but the more I play, the angrier it makes me. I just want tohave funagain.
>>146139740I'd eat her boogers.
>>146139860
That sex must be really bland, though. He keeps trying to be edgy and dark about it, while she feels next to nothing. Even with Talon programming giving her jolts of sexual pleasure, a ghost dicking probably won't do much.
>>146139974
Holy fuck I thought I was the only one
>>146139894
I'm not saying she needs a nerf, I'm saying I hate her. If anything my post was showing how the more you play this game, the more strategies you see and how the perception of balance changes. Reaper doesn't even bother me that much anymore
>hanamura defense
>attackers cap point A with like 10 seconds left
>they push B and get it because our Torb sets up turret off the point
>literally 2 people on the point with no HP
>we lose
>>146139997
That's too far
>>146139991
Same problem, but with stun. Keep that shit in mobas and mmos where it belongs.
>>146139534
It doesn't.
Low dpi low sensitivity is a meme.
I run 2000 dpi with 30 sensitivity and I can still get headshots while being able to do a 180 degree with the flick of a wrist.
God damn, why is Roadhog so fun? Just had a game on Hanamura defense where it felt like I was bullying the fuck out of this genji who kept trying to come in from the side porch. It wasn't really my fault, honest! He was just so predictable- he kept running to the big health pack in that area after even a little bit of damage, so it was easy enough to wait outside while he healed up. And it was even easier to wait INSIDE for him to come by.
>>146140047
>Reaper keeps making excuses for his ghost dick
>Widow keeps reminding him she doesn't feel a thing
It's a masochist's wet dream. A test to see who breaks first.
>>146139759
My least favorite character is and always will be Hanzo.
>>146139284
Summer STARTS the 21st. Enjoy your climate disaster this shit has been spring.
>>146139991
I just focus on being competent. If you win, great. If you lose, you can keep comfort knowing you're the only one who was doing their job properly. It's even better if you somehow get PotG despite losing.
>win 3 games in a row
>mm now decides to put me into ongoing matches
>already 0-1, proceed to carry both rounds
>get a braindead team on the second game that my back can't handle
Brilliant, Blizzard.
>tfw I got gold for everything other than eliminations
>>146140169
>I run 2000 dpi with 30 sensitivity and I can still get headshots while being able to do a 180 degree with the flick of a wrist.
>flick of the wrist
>2000 dpi 30 sensitivity
so you flick your wrist, your character spins 720 degrees and you get a headshot?
Why do the cancerous heroes have to be the most fun?
>>146139991
>Pharah doesn't have huge flying fish fins
MISSED OPPORTUNITIES
also more on topic, I just say fuck it, and pick my favorite heroes, damn the consequence. No one's working together? Then they won't mind if I just switch to D.Va, Zen, or Bastion.
>>146140320
correct.
>>146140130
>>146137359
GET OVER HERE AND HEAL UP
>>146140367
This. If my team would rather have fun than win then I too would rather have fun.
>>146140171
The answer is neither of them. Reaper's too edgy and would probably just use his ult to make her cum. Widowmaker would probably just do some weird French shit and make him cum at the same time.Like intimate hand holding or making herself sound like Mercy to make him jealous of what Jack gets to come home to every night.
>getting shit for using torb
what kind of faggots play this game?
>>146139991
pain is an excellent teacher. I come from fighting games, Marvel 3 to be exact, this salt is nothing to the horrors that title dishes out.
>>146140419
go to bed saber
its past your bedtime
>>146140524
I want Widowmaker to massage my prostate.
>>146140576
I'm so sorry
>>146140524
>Widowmaker would probably just do some weird French shit
I love this description, sounds like some peasant in a fantasy RPG and makes it sound like the French hold the secret to arcane sex magic
>>146139991
Losing is how you learn: I picked that up from fighting games. Whenever you fail, look at what you did wrong and what variables (be them enemy or ally) you didn't account for, and you you can improve relative to those variables in the future.
>>146140576
>mvc
>land a hit and combo 100% to 0
post yfw
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>getting harassed by enemy sniper
>one of our guys switches to hanzo saying "he's got this"
>we lose
>widow keeps killing our hanzo
>I have to run up and kill her with junkrat
Please don't switch to counter if you have NO IDEA what you're doing.
>>146140774
>>146140576
I really hope you've played other fighting games than just MvC3.
>>146140774
>No monkey business!
>>146140774
>>146140674
So what makes you leave a game during the choose your hero phase? For me it's
>Hanzo instalocked on attack
>2 Genji's
>Hanzo and Widowmaker
>2 Flankers on defend
>>146140774
>Actually gets behind the Rein for once
>>146140674
The French are deviants and are into all sorts of sexual hedonism. As far as I care to research, they're sexomancers.
>>146140640
You could definitely do that with her, or you couldmassage the small of her back after a hard day of awkward sniping positions.
>Losing first round of Lijang as Tracer
>Enemy gets tp 90%
>Notice they don't have a Reaper and only have one D.va
>Pick Winston
>Win first round and stomp second round
HOT MONKEY DICK
>>146140774
>>146140774
>mercy is damage boosting him
>our reinheart missed his charge and is nowhere to be seen
WAIT SO
AM I supposed to open my boxes? Or are there new items coming soon?
>>146140869
Those same things, except I'll leave if even 1 person picks Genji. I'm not going to deal with a billion shitty Genjis just for the rare event that I meet one that's good.
>>146140913
>>Losing
>>as Tracer
>>146140852
Of course but I can't blame my team for losing in fighting. For all my tears and whining it all falls to me.
>>146140981
your boxes alredy have predetermined loot
>>146140981
Open them. The drops inside them were determined when you got them.
>>146140774
Hide behind a wall and pray
>>146140981
Open them. The contents are decided when you get the box, so even if you waited, there's no chance they'll contain new content.
>>146141032
>gross fat chick
no thanks.
>>146141043
Surprisingly mature, anon. I'd be happy to play with you any day.
>>146140981
Boxes are confirmed preseeeded as soon as you get them. So spin to win and hoard gold.
A friend of mine is rank 51 with 9 legendaries. Should I cut him out of my life?
>walk out of spawn
>die
>repeat until match ends
>doesn't matter what hero i pick or what heroes the enemies have
neat
>>146141032
Fuck you guys, I miss my general
t. Sad Battlebornfag
>>146141182
stop picking zenyatta
Trigger /owg/ with one image.
>>146141182
Pick Junkrat and just spam grenades you dummy
>>146140774
Une balle... un mort.
>>146141043
Yeah... so I don't think you've fully experienced the level of salt that comes from losing in a team game, where you individually did everything you could to win, but still lost, because of how terrible the people you are forced to work with are.
Individual Vs loss in a fighting game is a learning experience and the failing is only your own.
In team games... sure sometimes maybe everytime part of the failing is your own and you can learn from it, but there are a number of out of your control elements, and when those elements are literal retards, you will experience a new level of msg.
>>146141006
Good to see someone else does the same. I really wish there was a genji cooldown to stop all these faggots.
>>146141250
Easy.
post icon
>>146138929
Is this Loss?
>>146141250
>>146141182
I've been there. I suck at aiming, which makes the fact that one of my favorite characters is McCree pure suffering.
>>146141227
Sorry Anon. I want a ballgown waifu character in Overwatch
>>146140869
I leave when I notice my ping is over 200.
>>146141263
>pick junkrat
>walk out of spawn
>die
thanks for the suggestion
>>146140774
>post yfw
>>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
To all those Lucios who speed boost ulting characters, you the real mvp.
>possibly new skins soon
>also steam summer sale starting on thursday
fuck im going to be broke
>>146141295
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link
I've personally been a victim of my emotions, salt, destroying by personal record: 2 xbox 360 controllers, one joystick and an alarm clock
>>146140774
M2 and walk towards him slowly, familia
>>146141396
how do you even check your ping?
>>146141509
have some self control fuck
>>146141553
Shift+Ctrl+R
What hero are you best with in each class?
>76
>Junkrat
>Reinhardt
>Lucio
>I will put you in your place
>Why do you struggle
She's a dom and I love that. Who can resist the chocolate goddess?
Ask a pro gamer anything
>>146141680
Do you like thick Asians?
>>146141680
Fuck off back to the dead thread, moron.
>>146141675
I only resist so she hits me harder. I can't climax until the skin is broken and my flesh bruised just like my mother left me after her drunken fights with my father
>>146141675
i dont feel attracted to colored people
>objective downgrade to an existing hero
>doesn't teach you anything or make you any better at the game
>relies entirely on spam and a good chunk of luck
>bullshit hitboxes
>hate to have him on either team
Why does this fucker exist. You're ACTUALLY retarded if he's one of your more played heroes. If you're playing him instead of Widow you might as well stop playing
>>146141645
According to my career profile its
>Pharah
>Junkrat
>Winston
>Lucio
Though I am really loving McRee and 76.
>>146141645
>Assault
Reaper, used to be Pharah at first
>Defense
Junkrat, hands down
>Tank
Roadhog on King of the Hill, Winston on the rest
>Support
Lucio by default, didn't play much of the rest apart from Mercy.
>>146141857
but that dragon ult tho
>>146140774
>>146141645
Tracer
Widowmaker
Zarya
Zenyatta
>>146141645
pharah
widowmaker
zarya
mercy
>>146141675
Not a domme, but an autistic woman. That's not the attractive taunting of a woman who wants to control you, it's the syndrome-esque whines of someone who is well and truly trying to change you to fit her world.
>>146141857
Don't forget he gets to one-shot one player for free every time his scatter is up.
>>146141227
There aren't enough characters in games we can play as that have stand-like entities/companions/powers. These two could have been cool.
But instead we get this grating garbage
https://youtu.be/GPD5y7WjNL4
https://youtu.be/0kkC5yyzyJQ
>>146141857
>caring what others think about what hero you choose
who is best overwatch husbando
>>146142195
Junkrat.
>>146141857
Lel did a Hanzo lottery shot you to death recently?
>using torb during control
>its a hanzo ults through the wall PotG
Wow how exhilarating!
>>146141857
>>146142128
this is what annoy me the most, you shouldnt be rewarded by a oneshot because you shot someone feet or around it
>/owg/ literally makes threads after e-celebs that aren't even good
How low have we fallen?
>>146142195
Soldier 76
hanzo is a broken piece of shit hero
>>146141645
genji, hanzo, d.va, mercy
>>146142195
Reinhardt
>>146142195
Reinhardt
what kind of dumb question is that?
>>146142397
He's only broken because enemy Hanzo's are aimbots with broken hitboxes, but team Hanzo's are retards on a 360 controller.
How do you respond?
>>146141857
I think he's more a pub stomper/solo q hero then a competitive hero on certain maps.
He's not a sniper, he's an offensive character. I think anyone who complains about Hanzo are actually just shitters if they're in a mmr where Hanzo is picked a lot
>>146142195
genji
>>146142474
"Defend the payload"
>>146142402
>t. weeb
>>146142474
i heal him since im not a petty faggot
>>146141675
Remember, she stinks of curry and faeces cuz indian.Just cuz open sewers are made of hardlight now doesn't make them any more hygenic
>>146142474
>Understood.
Then I keep healing my teammates in front of me. If the Genji wants heals they should come to me because I'm not going to follow them 500 miles behind enemy lines.
>tfw this game is so shit you always need winston / reinhardt on attack and torblone / symmetra on defense if you even want to try to win
Reaper on defense so cash senpaitachi
>>146138284
Play premade 6 stack. You will get 4 man revives quite often if you have coordination.
Also, head for cover in a huge fight and don't try to save everyone with the heal beam if it risks you getting killed with your ult fully charged.
>win a bunch of matches in a row
>tfw no longer feel like playing because I know forced 50 will give me a losing streak until my MMR goes down enough it lets me win again
Baby's first legendary
>>146141675
>wide hips
>nice thighs
>brown
Best girl, no contest.
>tfw you press Q
>>146142489
you can complain about something even if its not picked alot
>>146142540
Gency is too pure for this world.
>>146141857
Hanzo should be straight up removed from the game, we can have a Lore video explaining how Genji killed him.
That, or they should reduce the arrow hitbox size.
Because for fucks sake the hero is garbage bullshit and the most unfun thing to be random hanzo spam killed by.
>>146142402
I want a bastion model kit.
>>146141675
Friendly reminder the Symmetra is autistic, straight from blizzards official comic.
The reason she asks why you struggle is because she legitimately does not understand what other people do, she says she'll put you in your place because she's fucking autistic and needs things to be in order.
does choosing random for highlight intros include the generic heroic intro?
>>146142728
Bird Widowmaker is nice, but I like how human the huntress skins look like.
How long until matchmaking is fixed? I'm tired of being stuck on worthless teams paired against godly enemies if I so much as cross 0.01% past 50% winrate
>>146126657
WHADDER YA BOYIN'?
>>146142402
>the robot on the sides of the packaging is still the original
>>146142792
me too!!!
>>146141857
I report every hanzo player I play against for cheating now. I add some comments about a probable aimbot / wallhack / target lock.
Maybe blizz will get the message.
>>146142151
I'd hope for a dlc character to have a companion, but it seems like they're only going to make awful decisions after that fucking premium shop. I still can't believe they added that.Shayne isn't the best girl, but she's my waifu
>>146142887
Symmetra go to sleep
>>146142402
>still using the inferior version
>>146132824
+1 for fatter ass. This game needs more thicc girls
>>146142827
im saving up for it
>>146142830
I used to think that, but there's something satisfying of leaving a game that's clearly rigged. I also watch the hero selection screen closely and leave as soon as I see shitter choices.
>>146142950
that's incredibly stupid when you can just go winston and tunnel vision them
>>146139948
alright buddy i haven't jerkedit in 2 days, give me something to cum on and i'll post it
>>146143036
>superior version
>still the original robot in the top and side packaging
>Enemy team has two Roadhogs, McCree, Hanzo, Torb, and Mercy
>People on my team choose to switch to fucking Genji to counter this
There are a few characters that this game would be better off without and Genji is one of them.
>>146143089
Not the point. Sure you cna counter him with Winston, great, job done. Doesn't make the arrow hitbox any less retardedly oversized.
>>146143152
it's gotta be overwatch related.
please be a female hero
>>146143191
stay buttblasted about dying to a hero easily countered
>>146143216
Genji
>>146133782
by the time you click once and then fan they will be unstunned and best case sceanrio they Shift the fuck out of there worst case it was a Genji that was mashing E and you are now dead
How do I git gud at not Attack characters or healers?
>>146143089
I don't want to play Winston all the time.
fuck off junkrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KLucRrNHtk
>>146143290
are you playing with a controller
>>146141295
God isn't that the truth.
I'm also a fighting game player. I almost forgot how fucking infuriating playing with a shitty team was. I haven't played a team shooter since... gee, TF2? Back in 2011 or something?
The ineptitude of some people in Overwatch is amazing.
3,6 or 9 decides the hero I play exclusively tonight.
>>146143312
pharah, cause hanzo players cant aim upwards for shit.
>>146143312
get ready for duel winston every game in ranked lad
what are some good monkey puns
i need them for when i play gorilla man
>>146135160
Step 1: Pick Soldier 76
>>146143331
I'm on PSPoor, so yes
>>146143249
See this
>>146143312
>>146143358
For this night, you will instalock hanzo
should I buy a code for that shitty widow skin?
>>146143327
DO NOT BULLY THE GARBAGE CHILD
>>146142992Your waifu is not only shit, but worst of all, she's an irredeemable, unrealized character who could have had an interesting dichotomy/relationship with the demon-stand-thing but both ended up just being typical annoying, bloodthirsty memespouters like the rest of Gearbox's characters.
I'm so ready for DVA buffs.
>>146143358
Symmetra
>>146143262
no fuck off
post a Widowmaker picture
>throw pulse bomb on iceblocked mei
>she pops out
>pulse bomb falls through the floor and explodes under the map
>>146143358
torb
>>146143396
was wondering why the camerawas so slow
>>146143521
GENJI
>>146143425
Holy shit, I never realized how good D.Va can be. I always thought she was shit. Can't wait for the buff.
>>146143353
Yep. Just be thankful Overwatch is way less salty (currently) than dota/lol etc.
>Hmm I will play some Overwatch now
>Enemy team is a 5-man where everyone has over 70% winrate on their designated hero
>Lose in less than a minute
Tell me again why this is okay.
how do I stop getting focused and killed by reaper
who counters him
please I'm gonna cry
What in the hell. I've magically started wrecking with D.va. I don't fucking understand.
>>146143574
>tfw still no idea how to tell who's good at Overwatch from their profile
My friend's 26 year old brother has over 4000 ranked games in League of Legends and he's Bronze V. HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE SAME
>>146143539
Winner. Would rather have had Symmetra but Toblerone is a go.
>>146143358
>glorious mane of hair zarya
I would actually main her forever
Anyone else not really bothering with the alt skins? I think the vanilla skins are heavily underrated.
>>146143652
McCr-
just bend over and take it
>>146143652
pharah's pretty gud vs him. You can just fly away and spam him out of his range. Also he like can't even run with how mobile you are.
what about him gives you trouble? I only seem to get assblasted by him as like, Roadhog.
>>146143529
>tracer throws pulse bomb while I'm in ice block
>it blows up a second before the timer runs out
>>146143652
You should stop playing mercy, you sissy. I bet you like reaper dominating you.
>>146143652
s76 and Pharah and mei and mcree
>>146143358
>528 games played
>50.4% win rate
YES FINALLY IVE BEATEN THE SYSTEM
>>146143796
>McCree
>countering anyone after the nerf
Top kek, lemme guess you haven't played him since then?
>>146143358
best girlReinhardt
>>146143660
You became anime
>Stun Mei
>Fan the Hammer
>first bullet hits
>Second bulle-
>Ice block
>Stun Reaper
>Fan the Hammer
>first bullet hits
>Second bulle-
>Ghost
>>146143838
you're still in the 50s range, you're literally being fucked by the system
>>146143705
She looks truly outrageous. Truly truly outrageous.you won't get the reference if you're under 30
>tfw getting yelled at for playing hanzo on attack
>even when you have 3 gold medals
>>146143802
>see this highlight intro pop up in potg
>dick twitches without fail
blizzard stop this
/owg/ players are so bad at this game holy shit
just stomped another autist
>haven't brushed my teeth for over a year
>dentist appointment today
>brush 6 times and floss 3
>'your teeth look good anon keep it up'
what
>>146143859
AM I CUTE
who is the cutest overwatchstreamer?
>play against two all torbjorn teams tonight
>dumpster them like the retards they are
Holy shit that shit works on consoles? You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
>>146143898
>it's a hanzo thinks his kills a mile away from the objective help the team episode
>>146143897
>truly outrageous
jem. not that obscure
>>146143963
I don't know. Are you?
>>146143876
just headshot her now lad
no point in using right click
>>146143876
>Stun Genji
>Fan the Hammer
>first bullet hits
>second bullet hits
>third misses
>now Genji is unstunned
>he mashes out Reflect
>all three hit me because when he reflects it gets perfect accuracy
>Dash strike and Im dead
What a counter!
Is there even quick play mmr? I'm genuinely curious since everyone is shitting themselves over it.
If I throw hard every game so that I get <20% win rate with abysmal statistics in K/d, aim and average death, then I would end up playing with/against people with similar stats and winrates?
>>146144002
YOU TELL ME, ANON!
>>146143986
anne munition she looks like pharah
>>146144000
Sure, but do you GET it? Only true Jem fans can appreciate how truly outrageous she is.
>>146143876
>reeee McRightclick isn't broken anymore whaaaaa
>>146143856
>throw FB and score an easy headshot
after that reaper can either turn into his bitchghost form or he can die to anouther headshot. Only shitty McCrees complain about the FTH nerf.
>>146143856
>does 270 damage with FtH
>this is enough to delete every non-tank hero except Bastion
>>146143462I know anon, but, >16 year old girl
How am I doing lads?
>>146144087
does she do cute things?
>>146143995
>3 medals
>2 of them are for objective because I've been sitting on the payload all game
>>146144115
Looking good boyo
>>146144095
This stuff happeend on the very first day the game came out, but pretend it didn't
>Woah look at me meme hard xD
>>146144115
>he doesn't even play ranked
>Reinhardt on hollywood defense
>Tracer ignores all of my teammates and goes to put her memebomb on me and kill me
>get instantly revived
>walk out and earthshatter just to charge her into a wall
>fucking worth it
Tracer is the most annoying character in the game.
>>146143986
>>146144095
>being able to counter means he was broken
>he shouldn't be able to kill ANYBODY with his fan!
>>146144103
and the spread on that thing means you will be lucky to get 50% with it, which is barely enough to kill Tracer let alone a 200 HP class, 250 is just right out
>tfw I'm getting above 60% hook accuracy consistently
Time to boost that to 70
>>146144182
I don't even know how. All I've done is press quick play.
>>146143986Yuuie
>>146144182
(you)
>Reaper ults
>jump jet into the sky
>literally at the top of my jump
>his ult still kills me
What the fuck is with the range on this shit?
It extends about six inches past his face horizontally, but vertically it's like there's no fucking escape
What Rein skin should I get? Im liking the Lionhardt but im also feeling the lambo blackhardt, it also gives you a fucking axe instead of a boring ass hammer.
>>146143876
You know your team can kill people who are stunned too right?
>>146144196
that might be the worst tracer in recorded human history
Yo OWG. Lets say you're on offense on any map, you're not in a premade and your team probably isn't going to work together. What's my best choice for dealing with a team of 2+ Toblerones? They're so fucking annoying despite being so easy to deal with.Surprise bitch I'm not a genji main, Trashrodent and Papa hog mostly.
>>146144096
and then Reaper two shots you and collects your soul
>>146144201
Wow, look at all that gameplay.
20 tick is an ARTISTIC CHOICE
>>146142827
im stuck between huntress and raptorian pharah
>>146144260
Unless that character has get out of combat free cards like Mei, Reaper, and Genji
>>146126167
>>146144357
>1680x1050
>>146144020
when an entire skill is useless on a hero it's a problem
Imagine if Zenyatta had something useful for his alt fire
>>146144305
>junkrat
>shoot nades that do minimum of 80 damage in their general vicinity
>>146144074
At this point I sincerely doubt it. I go up against 6 stacks all the time while solo queueing, I get matched with complete retards constantly, and level ranges are all over the fucking place. And I don't care if level "doesn't matter", a level 8 that I get matched with has maybe 1 hour of experience with the game and he's facing off against people with hundreds of hours of playtime.
>>146144340
Beautiful gameplay that I can't see.
>Got mariachi reaper
I guess I am become death, guitarist of worlds
Roadhog main here.
Here a list of bullshit characters that need a nerf:
>Hanzo
>Widowmaker
>Torbjorn
>Bastion
>Pharah
That is all. Thank you.
>>146144305
Dva
>>146144478
lucky fucker
>>146144305
>Go D.Va
>Rocket at the turrets with shields up
>Shoot the shit out of the turrets
>Kill the torbs if they're around
>????
>Profit
>>146126657
Don't talk to me or my guns ever again.
>>146144478
>tfw got mariachi a few levels ago
I'm still hoping they add mariachi music to his ult at some point
>Open a Crate
>ORANGE
>ORANGE
>ORANGE
>Industrial Zarya
>Punk Tracer
>Stuntman 76
y
>>146144463
>$4,300
I wish I had tits
How do you counter 5 zarya?
>>146144509
before that I had a dry spell until around 40+
Broke it with Mekaqueen Pharah, then Gothic and Industrial Zarya in the same 10 levels
Since then I've gotten Fool Junkrat, Commando 76, and the Mariachi of course. Now I'm level 80+
>>146144653
5 bastion.
>>146144653
With literally anything. Just don't shoot shields and you're fine. 5 Zara's is regarded
>>146144649
You can probably get tits+airfare for less than that in a south east asian alley way
>>146144563
What if the torbs can aim?
>>146135803
regular rockets should have concussion effects, but mapping the blast to mouse2 helped me a bit.
>bastion on attack WP:G
>team isnt killing enemy roadhog
>blaming me for not getting on the payload and staying turret form
>keep getting chained off
>you're useless
Says the tracer who was constantly dying .
BEST REINHARDT SKIN GO, IM BUYING THE ONE THAT GETS THE MOST LOVE FROM /VG/
>>146144201
How many twitch dollars for me to impregnate this semen demon?
>>146144735
Paragon
>>146144649
life would have been amazing
>>146144689
>>146144653
Lads does the alt fire (grenade) on Zarya's giant dildo gun also increase in damage when people hit her shield or is it just the regular laser mode?
>>146144653
Reinhardt and Bastions.
>>146144735
the stone lion one
>>146144735
Stonehardt or Lionhardt, blackhardt and bloodhardt are too fucking edgy and gay.
>tfw love pharah
>shit with her
kill me
>>146144735
Brass OR Paragon OR Stonehardt
>>146144437
That does work, but often times the most annoying torbs are in a difficult location to harass without them just counter harassing me or their team hunting my ass down.
>>146144735
Stonehardt or Bundeswehr
>>146144841
just shoot the dudes with the rockets???
>had this in Roadhog skin in beta
>finally got it again
>>146144841
>Tfw you can get gradually better with almost every character.
>Tfw Pharah is that one single character that you just can't seem to pin down on.
Why did the most delish of girls, with an oldschool shooter feel have to be the most annoying to learn how to do direct hits on?
Did they already add new skins to PC or something?
>>146144695
By that point, your rockets should be off cooldown, so either disengage or charge at them and go straight Koreaboo on his ass.
>>146141158
I opened 50 boxes, I think I popped like 6 legendaries and 3x 500 coin boxes out of it
Of course I don't get jack shit from my level up boxes obviously
do toblerone turrets give ult charge to enemies?
>>146144841
I know that feel too well, though is D.Va in my case.
Last loot box of the night.
Grant me your energy.
>>146145183
WHITE WHITE BLUE WHITE
>Bastion, you would make the perfect rrrrresearch assistant!
What did she mean by this?
>>146145183
Dupe spray?
>>146145183
Come on Industrial
>>146145183
gray
gray
orange
gray
>>146145183
GGBG
>>146145183
It's a Roadhog skin
>>146145183
purple blue white white
highlight intro
>>146144783
yes
>got 6 legendary
>half of it was gold
>the other half was char i played 10 min max
just give me one for something i play for fuck sakeworst is i got good skin actually architect, yeti, odile and gearbot
>>146141250
>>146145207
>>146145223
>>146145231
>>146145232
>>146145250
>>146145258
>>146145301
WE DEM BOYZ
>Finally starting to get good with McCree left clicks
Man this is fun. Kind of glad fth got nerfed so people don't whine about me spamming him every game.
>>146145405
Oh, hello Etika
there are people in this thread that will never
change a hero even though they are getting
countered so hard that they are useless and
essentially making it 5v6 because they would
rather be good with one hero rather than be
mediocre with the rest
Is there any reason not to recycle duplicates lads?
>>146145350
cheers
k guys, having a tough time between Night Ops Soldier, Gambler Mcree, and Scavenger Dva. Which? Or Artic Zarya so I can finally play her without revulsion.
Scientific indisputable chart.
>>146144735
stonehardt family
>>146145568
>Tracer
>getting countered
Oh I'm laffin.
>tfw you got Industrial Zarya so you decide to main her to spite everything
>>146144357
WHERE ARE THE SHADOWS?!?!?!?
Competitive is going to be fucking cancerous
>queue repeatedly into defense maps
>6 tolberones
>dodge queue in setup/prep if offense or control map
>>146141250
Whats with the massive performance hit since the last update? I've gone from smooth 120 to 25-100 with the occasional complete hang for a few seconds.
>>146145674
hello dsp
>>146145656
Junkrat, Roadhog
>tfw you weren't born as a 6+/10 girl and able to make a living streaming this ez fucking game
>>146145604
Night Ops soldier would give you the most "value" since 76 is good in almost all formats of the game.
Same with Arctic Zarya but I feel it's kind of mediocre considering its a legendary skin.
>>146144735
They're all good.
>>146145703
it happened to me too, i even updated my drivers
try restarting your pc
>>146145741
At least we were born men and thus know there is literally zero chance of making money streaming.
Imagine being an ugly roastie, so close yet so far.
>>146145674
>i can't play pharah or junkrat
>i also don't know that the game is so heavily skewed towards attack that in competitive it's not who can win or not, it's how fast you can win on attack
>>146145768
Its persisting through reboots.
Might try a complete driver reinstall tonight, see if that helps.
Why is it pubs refuse to protect their mercy than blame them when they die?
>>146145712
You rang?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J8D7d2y1F0Skip to 9:40 for a hearty laugh
>hook someone
>they end up behind/next to/up in the fucking air/everywhere except in front of me
is this a bug or am i doing something wrong
>Turn on Dolby Atmos because you fuckers shill the fuck out of it
>Ears bleed immediately from the horrible audio quality
What is this shit?
>>146145741
Anne is at least a 7.5/10 if not an 7.6
Genji is the purest hero behind zenyatta, discuss.
>>146145656
why would anyone play tracer when they can play genji who is a superior flanker
??
Reminder that anything below 120fps is absolute sewage experience
>>146141645
Pharah
Junkrat
Roadhog
Zenyatta
>>146145725
>tfw a Junkrat/Roadhog thinks they can catch my blinking ass while I pump them full of pulse
>>146145214
Surely there's fan art somewhere of Bastion drilling Mei with his chain gun barrels.
>>146145846
She is pretty cute, that's honestly not a great picture of her. Or her stream's cam is more flattering than I thought.
>>146145827
He started playing Overwatch again. He got pit against a 6 Torbjorn team on HanamuraHe repeatedly tried to teleport as Reaper while a turret was shooting him
>>146145868
the guy was in the yakuza, he did the filthiest shit
sticking octopus arms in girls pussies
chopping off heads of kids
fucking gambling rings
R8
H8
Appreci8
>>146145881
Why would you need 120 FPS when the game is only 20 tickrate?
30 FPS is perfectly playable AND is a smoother more cinematic experience.
That is why the console version of overwatch is superior.
>>146145846
she looks like a half chinese half white man who got the worst genes from both ethnicities
>>146145881
30 FPS Laptop Master race checking in
>>146145409
I like that skin, I dunno why but it just seems sexier than the other colors
>multikill by knocking enemies off the map as Pharah
is there anything more satisfying?
>>146145927
I had to play against 6 torbs on Temple of Anubis. It was infuriating trying to get my team to counterpick and coordinate properly.we lost at point A
>>146145935
His entire lore is about how he didn't do stuff like that and was just a rich playboy.
Hanzo is the yakuza murderer type guy
>>146146007
This is cute
>>146145869
I don't like playing boys
>>146146005
porking your mother in the shit hole LMAO.
>>146146005
Playing a class that actually requires skill to get kills instead of cheesy knockbacks?
>>146145964
>tfw people hate on your waifu on the internet
why is it always him?
>>146145881
I have a 960 and a 5 year old CPU. I'm settling for 60, thank you.
>finally got okami
Neat
>>146146005
Getting direct rocket hits with Pharah since those actually require some skill.
>>146146106
>tattoo
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
Don her head at birth
>>146145881
I'd play at 144 if the last patch didn't fuck up the frame rate.
>>146146106
it's merely my opinion
beauty is subjective
she ugly tho
>>146146057
>>146145958
(you)
>Losing a payload attack round inches away from the last point because the retards on your team weren't on it
I swear, nothing is more infuriating than solo queue in this game.
>>146145869
>why would anyone play tracer when they can play genji who is a superior flanker
this is what retards actually believe.
>>146146226
savage!
>>146141645
76
Junkrat
Zarya
Lucio
I'm boring
>>146145821
Because sometimes they expect you to be able have map awareness instead of standing there holding down the heal beam.
Also those mercys that fly into bad situations just to try to save one person and getting killed is not the team's fault.
>>146145881
I play with 12 fps and it's just fine??
>>146146106
Holy shit why do her arms look so huge, and her chin and jaw. What the fuck is this a tranny?
>>146146235
I went to bed last night right after you replied to my roadhog post.
Did you sleep too?
LOL ;)Who actually likes this garbage, seriously?
DO TORBJORN TURRETS
GIVE ENEMIES ULT CHARGE??
>>146135404
This past weekend i joined a Hanamura attack that was in OT at point A. We captured it and proceeded to capture point B right after. On the player card up vote page it was all the enemy team. Don't know what the hell happened there.
>>146146342
> What the fuck is this a tranny?that'd be hot, id suck her feminine penis
>>146146415
what did he mean by this?
>playing Temple of Anubis as Reinhardt
>we capture point A quickly
>go to point B
>the healer and I clear it
>4 out of 6 enemies are dead
>fucking nobody came in to back us up
>we die as my teammates are spamming through the chokepoint
>fucking nobody backs us up
>Junkrat gets a quad kill with his ult, pushes
>Hanzo, S76, and Pharah still don't push in
>I charge in to back him up
>we're half way through capturing
>the three retards still don't push
>Junkrat, Mercy, and I die
>Mercy, Junkrat, and I clear the point several times over the next few minutes
>no matter how many times we clear the point, the enemies are able to come back and clear us out because half of our team is useless
>Pharah switches to Mei, then McCree
>Hanzo is still standing outside of the chokepoint, trying and failing to hit Bastion
>Overtime
>I use my ult, knock down their Zenyatta, Bastion, S76, and Hanzo
>kill Zenyatta and Bastion
>Reaper kills me
>S76 and McCree are standing just outside the point taking popshots at the enemies lying on the ground
>we lose
>tfw I had gold for eliminations, objective time, and objective kills as Reinhardt with 17k damage blocked
Why would you play Pharah when Junkrat is a thing? Her projectiles are about as slow as Lucio's shitcannon and you concussive is vastly inferior to concussive mine. Direct hitting with pipes is much easier.
>>146146491
Because everything you just wrote is wrong.
Also I am much better at RL than GL since Quake and TF2 days.
overwatch drinking game, i need ideas
>>146145868
This is true
>been playing mostly dva and junkrat because they'refun.
>most games have a Reinhart in them.
>think to myself I aint gonna be no shield-bitch for my retard team
>give him a go one game bcuz we getting raped by bastion + torb
>this aint so bad, not really very fun though..
>press shift
>FUUUUUUUUUUUU
>double pinned
>Hammer the fuck out of annoying squishy cunts
>Hammer down and charge for POTGs
Truly the greatest hero, team mates need to learn to get behind the fucking barrier though. Their loss
>>146146481
not reading your blog, m8
>>146146481
just wait for ranked before
WHINING
>>146146552
alcoholism is no game
>>146146481
tl;dr lol.
>>146146481
Yes, yes, well done anon's team, well done...
HOWEVER
>>146146552
every time someone instalocks hanzo/genji/widow take a drink
>>146146481
>see your pic
Don't even have to read your blog to know you're a faggot shitter
HEY YOU FUCKS
DOES HITTING A TORBJORN TURRET GIVE
YOU ULT CHARGE?
>>146146552
Take a drink every time you get a kill that is the result of skill not a hard counter or ult.
>>146146481
Should crosspost this reddit.
>>146146552
every time someone picks hanzo at start or switches to hanzo, that's two shots of whatever the fuck you're drinking
>>146146491
Pharah fucks junkrat and there's certain situations where pharah can destroy turrets easier than junkrat
Like that first point in hanamura if they put it inside the house to the right, Pharah can snipe it from the door since her projectiles fly forever
>>146146626
The point of a drinking game is not to kill yourself 5 minutes into it.
>>146146552
Free space: Genji on Defense
>Get first epic in a loot box since 20 levels
>It's some shitty highlight intro for a literally who character noone plays
Fuck this shit reeeee
>>146146648
what difference does it make, NIGGER?
>>146146680
now you're just being funny
>>146146715
JUST TELL ME YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>146146552
Take a drink if your team has more than 1 sniper
Take 2 drinks if your team has 2 hanzos
Take a drink if Bastion or Hanzo gets a PotG
Take a drink if the defending team has at least 1 torb and 1 Bastion
Take 2 drinks if someone falls off the map for no reason
Take a drink if someone whines in all chat after the game
>>146146552
If Bastion or Toblerone get PotG you finish your drink.
>>146146620
Just kill her.
Redditfags are ruining my 4chan experience god damn nignogs
>>146146648
>>146146752
Stop looking for shortcuts and play the game properly, kiddo.
>>146146648
I got you bro.
When you hit Torbjorn's turrets they take damage.
>>146146598
>alcoholism is no game
>it's a Hanzo is useless and does nothing episode
>>146146680
>RefuseRodent
>Nobody plays
I hope you get whites and blues only forever
>>146146756
Playing one match would give me alcohol poisoning
>>146146665
Genji isn't necessarily bad on defense
On Hollywood and Route 66 for example he's very good, and those 2 maps are pretty much the only maps that aren't banned because of garbage map design in tournaments
>>146146756
you're gonna fucking die within three matches
>>146146552
1 drink per win
1 drink per loss
1 drink per gold medal
1 drink per sniper on offense
2 drinks per POTG you get
1 drink if you get at least 5 votes after a match
3 drinks if you get at least 10 votes after a match
1 drink per loot box
>>146146568
As long as Rein will have the long range attack and charge, i won't do the mistake of trusting in his barrier any time soon.
>>146146552
>someone on your team complains to the enemy team that your team sucks, drink
>you get epic commendation, drink
>>146146818
im really tired of this caveman spongebob shit
i see it on twitter enough times as it is
no idea what its even implying
>>146146818
>>146146839
A drink is like a sip or a gulp, not a whole shot.
>>146146620
>last 30 seconds of defense
>pretty much sit in spawn as Mercy with ult
>win
>>146146789
IM NOT LOOKING FOR SHORTCUTS YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF SPAMMING TURRETS IS A DETRIMENT WHEN PLAYING TORBJORN
JUST TELL ME IF MY TURRETS GETTING HIT GIVES ENEMIES ULT CHARGE
Hanzo isn't the problem.
It's you peaking corners you shouldn't with no support.
>>146146926
that really made me think
>>146146901
why don't you ask battlenet forums?
>>146146806
>it's every game
Do you think Phara's dad is Soldier 76?
>>146146620
what caused this meme to surge? when was it first used?TELL ME ABOUT THE MEME
>>146146806
>pick Hanzo on Ilios
>do well
>>146146901
When the enemy destroys your turret it will no longer shoot them
>>146146926
Supports can't do anything about 250 damage headshot kills with a hitbox larger than the fucking body shot hitbox
>>146146980
>Objective time
>As Hanzo
you people exist?
>mfw practicing lots of D.Va now so when the buff comes I'll become a god
it'll be like Piccolo taking off the training weights in this bitch
>>146146620
>"Whoooaaaaaaaa there!"
>>146146901
Regardless of that fact, you shouldn't be spamming turrets in the first place.
>>146146926
but he's not GOOD. No one is complaining saying he's TOO good. He's fucking shit.
He's ACTUAL noob bait. People who are retarded get baited into playing him thinking he's good when Widow exists
>>146146552
Take a full bottle every time your team focuses on capturing/pushing instead of being le sneaky epic flankers.
how do i decide between huntress widow and raptorian pharah
Do the people who hate Widowmaker in-game also hate her as a woman?
Or do you still call her your waifu?
>>146146971
Slytherin always having most points at the end of each year in Harry Potter and then dumbledore giving Gryffindor infite points because of some bullshit reason that makes the entire point system irrelevant
SLYTHERIN HAS THE MOST POINTs, HOWEVER...
>>146147040
same friendo, looking forward to seeing people cry about D.Va here when the buffs come
>>146147063
>>146147006
so
what you're saying is
damaging an enemy turret
gives me ult charge
as if i was hitting a real player?
>>146147089
Easy
You unlockMechaqueen you shitter
>dueling with a widow as mei at long range
>mfw I keep winning
>Open loot box
>Gold coin flipping
>"Oh boy oh boy!"
>it's 500 gold
wat
>>146147040
>yfw the buff comes in the form of a significant reworking of D.va mechanics
>>146147080
I always wonder if you want every fight in this game to be full 6v6 clashes.
>>146146971
pretty sure it was from /tv/. It's a line from harry Potter when Dumbledore gives Gryffindor all the bonus points right at the last second when Slytherine is supposed to win.
>>146147115
I know where it comes from, but why is it being used? What spurned it?
>>146147034
I'm not a Hanzo main, which means I'm not deathly allergic to being useful.
>>146147040
Piccolo was still a bitch after taking them off...
>>146147145
>Mechaqueen
why? the colors are so ugly
>>146147139
Turrets are not real players, they are automated once you build them
>>146147034
Hanzo is pretty damn good at close combat. That's why he's Defense.
>>146147174
>Why are memes being used
>Why do memes become memes
They just do you goddamn nerd
>>146147207
y-yeah but it got me hype in the fight scenes
>>146147158
Think of it this way:
You can put it towards the new skins or a skin for a hero you actually like. Far better than rolling a shit legendary or a legendary for a hero you don't play.
>>146147158
>High chance of getting skin you don't want
>Complain about getting coins so you can buy whatever you want
I don't get you people
>this thread has more input lag than Overwatch once it gets big
Kill me, or alternatively make a new thread
>>146147174
Wowee, it sure is reddit in here all of a sudden.
>>146147228
so
what you're saying is
torbjorn and symettra turrets
do NOT give me ult charge
when i damage them
>>146146851
>huddling behind the shield with a couple of other attackers
>pushing forward point b ftw
>Reinhardt suddenly disappears at mach two towards the horizon
>faggot cunt gaybo playing Bassoon kills everyone he was tanking for
Every fucking time. I wish they'd take that fucking hammer off him.
>>146147158
gold is always better than other lego drops
>>146147242how am i supposed to write the Know Your Meme page for it?
It's kind of sickening just how important mercys ult is in tourney play. The last seconds of a match is just mercy ult ping pong. It's fucking retarded.
Resurrection ult shouldn't exist desu, or it should take at least 3 seconds to cast
>>146147070
And Roadhog.
Roadhog is the better Hanzo at this point.
>>146147220
More visually interesting than just solid light blue. The colors remind me of something from an old school mech anime.
What secret am I missing to aiming with Junkrat? I keep hearing people talk about he's even more easymode than Soldier76 and Pharah but when I tried him I couldn't hit anything that wasn't a tank directly and even disorganized teams just casually walked away from the ones on the ground. I'd understand if they blew up instantly on first impact but they just sit in place for 10 seconds before exploding.
>>146147331
You're only damaging the turret, not the player who set them
>>146147362
Asshurt tryhard offense main obsessed with getting kills detected
>>146147420
>>146147420
>>146147420
New thread
Should I upgrade my 660 ti to a 480 AMemer or a 1070 Nvijoo.
>>146147269
Anon, maybe you're just easily impressed?
>>146147423
alright thanks for the answer anon
you seem like the smartest person in this thread already
>>146147398
>What secret am I missing to aiming with Junkrat?
hours played
>>146147442
>>146147463
Good. We deserve two at once.
>>146147097
Yes, I love my Amélie. Even though I make it a thing to hunt down widows in game.
>>146147362
>there are many ults that can get 4+ kills and win the game with a single use
>everyone hates on the rez the most
>>146147542
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>146147362
yeah Mercy's ult fills up WAAAY too fucking fast. It should ill probably as fast as Zarya's slow as one especially because it's such a gigantic game changer.
>>146141491
>that white line
What the fuck is wrong with you man
>>146146648
It does.
>>146135323
>playing defense and double torbjorn in all of those
Nice
>>146138929
>>146139386
>what and where the fuck is 'the crease'?
"The crease" is the blue, semicircular area in front of each goal at either end of a hockey rink.
It's the goalie's special spot, where different rules apply and where the goalie is protected and allowed to do different shit.
For example, they can cover up the puck and end the play if the puck is in the crease, or if it's nearby and they can reach it while still having at lease one foot in the crease.
The play was also supposed to basically end if a player on the team on offense put a foot in the crease while their team had the puck, but I don't know when the fuck refs stopped calling that.
Goalies traditionally had a lot more protection from the rules when they were in the crease, but there has been a bunch of rule changes in the NHL to try to make things more "fast-paced," and I don't know about all of the rule differences in international play or in minor leagues.I was a goalie for seven or eight years, and 76 is giving goodold-schooladvice.
When you're the goalie, that is your goddamned crease. If someone comes into it, you make them get out, and remind them that this space belongs to you.
>>146135262
Playing Tracer