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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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Pocket Fuckboy Mercies
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Tracer!
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>enemy team is
>Bastion
>Bastion
>Widowmaker
>Torbjorn
>Mercy
>Zarya

Wow
I didn't know cancer like this fucking existed but it does
And if I had a team of six people who were decent at killing turrets it would be fine
But fucking no, the pubstompers get to pubstomp because my team has 1/6th of a collective brain
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>>146147089
why wouldn't you buy her best skin? Do you already own it?

>>146147398
you bodyshot people. Just practice and you'll get it. He shits out damage if you can do it consistently.
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>>146147398
Use the conc mine to get the high ground.

Use your trap in the heat of combat.

Git gud with hitting pipes.

That's my advice.
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Every fucking game. I'm god damn tired of matches being 4v6 because of these faggots.
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If you're not in the top 5000 for score/minute you may as well just kill yourself familia
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I have not gone a single game without seeing a fucking Genji on my team.

Someone fucking save me from this fucking hell.
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How to fix Mercy's Overpowered shit Ult that is every POTG in tournaments ever and the deciding factor at the end of each fucking match

If Mercy gets killed while the allies she resurrected are still light pillars they only have 50% health
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>>146147524
Stop thinking with Junkrat.
The only time you should think with Junkrat is where to place the trap.
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>tfw I have both mech Pharah skins so I don't have to choose
>I switch between them
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>>146147524
spam in the general direction of the enemy
no real trick to it
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I'm not misreading the spreadsheet am I? That Zarya can't get headshots with her M1? If so, why?
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>>146147398
>>146147524
>not letting people reply to your post in the last thread in the new one
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>>146147646
It's a beam weapon.
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>>146147524
WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOSPAM?

IF I WERE A BAD DEMOSPAM, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YE
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>>146147586
make the ult have a short "cast" time, i.e make the res actually happen at the end of the animation ( like how lucios drop the beat doesnt trigger until lands on the ground)
done
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>>146147645
When it's that easy anyone can do well on any character. I'm talking about when people just sidestep the easy to avoid orbs.

>>146147659
>I THOUGHT NOBODY WOULD BOTHER
>BUT THEY DID
>AND SO I MASHED THAT DELETE BUTTON AND WALLOWED IN REGRET
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>>146147420
>tfw the character i am best with is genji
>42 w 24 l
>would rather be good at pharah or someone else
This is my curse
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Why are all the heroes designed for 14 year-olds so broken?
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>>146147557
>tfw you and your friends pull off the ebin double hanzo defense strategy of Numbani A
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>>146147584
>IT'S HIG--- AUGH
>JUST--- AUGH
>RUYYJI-- WOAH THERE AUGH
>RYUUGA PROCEEDS TO DO NOTHING
>HE--- AUGH Whole team still gets up
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>>146147762
Reaper, Hanzo, Widowmaker

Who am I missing?
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>playing in the open beta
>eating a sandwich
>open a lootbox
>get Sharkbait
>playing just now
>eating a sandwich
>open a lootbox
>get Sharkbait
Is the key to unboxing Sharkbait eating sandwiches?
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>You will never be this bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaPEeA4PdHU
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Lt. Sparks
Pilot: 50 Health 150 Shields
Mech: 200 Health 200 Armor

A member of the North American Federation Alliance Ground Squadron, and a former Overwatch mechanic, Rebecca Sparks iss trained to pilot a remote drone into combat from afar, dealing devastating damage from behind a computer screen. The Federation, unlike their South Korean army and Russian counterparts, felt that the Omnic crisis should be fought from afar, using drones, all while keeping the pilot out of harms way using a robotic mech soldier controlled by a pilot.

Activating and deactivating your mech take time and will leave one or the other a defenseless target while you are in control of the other. When the mech is destroyed

LMB: Lt. Sparks fires a short range pistol that will ricochet to 2 nearby targets. While controlling the Mechadrone: Close range melee attack, holding LMB will cause you to do a rocket punch that has a long range.
RMB: Only available when controlling the Mechadrone: Calls down an orbital strike that requires line of sight for a short time or when an area is targeted with E.

LShift: Activates her control device on click, while controlling her mechadrone. Pressing LShift will deactivate the mechadrone and return control over Lt. Sparks. This skill cannot be used while inside the spawn. When the mechadrone is destroyed, you are given control of Lt Sparks and cannot activate it again for 25 seconds.

E: while not controlling the mechadrone, E creates a low Health bot that heals one target in the nearby area for 75 health over time, prioritizing lowest health first. E while controlling the Mechadrone will mark an area, causing all shots fired with RMB to barrage that area for a short time.

Ultimate: You do not take any damage for 10 seconds and cannot be killed or destroyed.


I just want to pilot the UAV copter from Battlefield BC2 mixed with the mechs from Robotic Alchemic Drive, plus this poster is all other the spawns of the Overwatch maps.
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>Enemy team stacking heroes that destroy low health flankers
>People on my team think that swapping to FUCKING GENJI IS THE ANSWER TO THIS
JESUS FUCK ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT IT'S HAPPENED IN AT LEAST 10 GAMES TONIGHT
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>>146147846

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzaQPQYKWzU
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This game is fucking enraging in solo queue

What do I have to do to get my fucking team onto the point
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>Main Tracer, Mcree, Mercy and Junkrat
>Can basically perform every role and do it well
Nice
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>>146147750
vary the angle a bit so every nade comes in differently
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>>146147846
>wake up
>realise I'm not Anthony Burch, Randy Pitchford, or DSP
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Hanzo here.

What you faggots need to understand is that Hanzo is the way he is to keep actual OP heroes like Roadhog and Soldier 76 in check.

No need to thank me.
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>mfw getting shit for using torb
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>reinhardt,bastion,mercy combo in numbani defense
Cancer as fuck yoo
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>>146147965
>wake up
>realize i am DSP
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>>146147362
Mercy should only be able to rez people that died while she was alive.
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>>146147494
>because my team has 1/6th of a collective brain

I'm no mathamomatician but I'm pretty sure you're implying you also have less than a brain there m8
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>>146148005
two dva, two mercy, done.
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>>146147971
I have no problem with one torb user.

But I can't stop having nightmares about being against 2+ torbs with a bunch of randoms.
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>>146147916
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>>146148005
It's a perfect day for some mayhem.
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>>146147971
>mfw playing Battletorb
>rek kiddies
>get POTG
>"Oh wow, another Torbjorn POTG where he's jerking off."
>it's me flanking the enemy team and filling them full of molten steel
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>>146147971
>Get ult
>Walk into a random place on the map
>Ult when turret takes damage
>Look at scenery
>POTG
>The tears in chat
every time
I live for that feeling
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>Roadhog chains me towards him
>Reinhardt right next to the Roadhog starts charging as I get pulled
>Reinhardt smashes into me and kills me

Did I just get wombo combo'd?
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Tracers are so fucking ANNOYING.

They need some cool down on either spells.
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>>146148031
WOOOOOOW
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>>146148056
some salty faggot on my team got on mic to chew me out about using torb.
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>>146148031

WHATEVER DUDE
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What reticle options do you use?
>Changed the color for each individual hero to match the color of their ammunition
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>>146148136
green short crosshair for everyone
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>>146147586
ult doesn't trigger until the end of her voiced line/animation
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>>146148043
1/6
Six members of a team
1/6 of a COLLECTIVE brain
As in, all of it is me
I think you're retarded
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>>146148056
>Me and friend go double Torb on offence
>Place sentries behind lines and in front of spawns being useless idiots getting like 2 kills
>entire team gets mad at us
We deserve it but it was really funny
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>>146148031
NOTHING I COULD DOOOOOOO
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>Pharah is mixed race
>not fully black like Ancient Egyptians really were

Seriously though, how do you have a mixed race Egyptian when there were no white people in existence in that time period?
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>Ult as Genji
>Lose track of my target
>End up dying while I swing wildly at thin air trying to regain my bearings
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>>146148136
green dot master race
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>>146147815
Genji?
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>>146148118
>>146148110
These memes about me aren't funny, i am not bad at games i just get unreasonably mad at them and don't see things that i should because i'm stupid.
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>>146147920
Bind a key for 'group up with me!' and use it liberally. It helps if you're playing 76 or Lucio as their healing abilities along with being able to hold their own when messing with the objective for a good while makes them easy to rally behind.
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im not sure where to post the Widowmake cum tribute
is this the main thread?
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>>146148108
fuck off shitter
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Can't wait for the D.Va buffs.
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>>146148136
Default for everybody except Tracer.
Short crosshairs for her since I saw somebody here post a webm with her with short corsshairs.
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i wish genji was real
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>>146147504
>>146147504

>Pocahontas better than cyborg pharah
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>>146148178
>As in, all of it is me
so the 1/6th of a brain is yours, your 1/6th of a brain...
so like less than a single brain
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Mercy is the reason i kind of want to not play anymore.
She's the most picked character in every premade, and if the enemy team has a mercy your team is FORCED to pick one as well, as a res will always in the game. In other words, she's autoinclude

The last minute of each match then is just a back of fourth of fucking resses, it just feels dumb to be honest. She's overpowered and needs a nerf
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>>146148178
nah, your shit is pretty retarded desu
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>>146148213
>>not fully black like Ancient Egyptians really were

Ayy you almost got me
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>Blizzard so scared of being seen to have copied TF2 that they give reaper shotguns instead of weapons that require skill to aim like Spy Revolvers in TF2
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>>146147760
>The character I enjoy most is Genji
>18 w / 49 l
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>>146148259
>63 posts in like 7 minutes
I think so anon san
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>>146148136
I use that dayglo purple/pink. I set it there on accident during the beta midmatch and didn't have time to change it, but I've grown to like how distinct it is in all situations.
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>>146147846
I am legitimately this bad.
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>>146148259
ye
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>>146148349
>reaper is analogous to spy
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>>146148268

winrate?
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>>146148268
Can't wait for Mei buffs.
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>>146148326
I've already pointed this out to /owg/ and got shitters telling me "Just kill the Mercy :^)"
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>>146148210
Refer to this>>146148234
I get unreasonably mad at games and i can't help it but you guys seem to get just as mad at them as i do.
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>>146148326
Tanks are the reason I wanna quit this game. Maybe I'm a diehard TF2 player, but I cant stand classes that exist to soak up damage and not dish much out in return, it just slows the game down. You could say the Heavy or Engi's sentries, but I like six's more, and they arent as extreme as Roadhog or Reinhardt. Not to say I think Tanks are OP, just slows the game down too much.
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>when you finally figure out how to aim with zenyatta

accuracy is only 33% but ill take it
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>overwatch is set in the future
>white people exist
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>post yfw https://youtu.be/zBeS3yLmlG4
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>>146148259
nope, this place is just a mirage
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>>146148259
>Widowmake cum tribute

Wh-what?
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>tfw I have both Pharah's mech skins
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Do we have a collage of Genjis with dumb names?
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>>146148178

>it's an arrogant cunt who doesn't understand statistics pretending to be better at the game than he is episode

Pretty sure it's a rerun
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why is hanzo in every game. what caused this? are these the old widowmaker players?
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>>146147829
I will try it and tell you, anon.
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THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR HIS PREY
Awoo~
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>>146148458
76 and mercy are the only real white people in the whole game, the rest are just shiksas to waste your blue eyed genes on
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>>146148434
>Buffing Mei
>Ever

I might actually start leaving games
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>>146148213
>not fully black like Ancient Egyptians really were

Egyptians considered other Africans to be niggers and enslaved them. Try not to skip history lessons next semester.
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>>146148524
What about Reinhardt?
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wallride maps for lucio fucking when?

fuck not having community servers and maps
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>>146148420
>edgy get behind enemy lines and cause le paranoia and confusion xd character designed to appeal to tweens
>gives him invulnerability and teleport instead of cloak to achieve the same effect
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I'm getting kind of tired of joining nonstop pubs vs premades.
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>>146148438
SERIOUSLY!?
>>146148548
>falling for obvious bait
>>
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>>146148537
her left click could use 3-5m more range or so
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>>146148326
If it wasnt for mercys ult you would have complained at zenyattas ult instead. And if it wasnt for zenyattas ult you would have complained at lucios ult insteead.

Fuck off, ults are the main theme of overwatch. If you dont like it, why dont you go play a real FPS like CSGO?
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>>146148553
Route 66
Anubis last
Hollywood
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how the fuck do you play mercy
i feel like i cant even heal anybody when the enemy flankers just bully me to death
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>>146148423
Overall it's around 55% thanks to the forced 50 meme.
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>>146148583
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i have 250 credits, enough for an epic skin. is there anything better i should spend the credits on?
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>lucio tries to drop the beat
>I just juggle him in the air with roadhog's ult while he tries to fall

Heh
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>>146148524
Are Russians white?
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>>146148581
I can't tell merely pretending and actual retards apart anymore.
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>>146148615
>been a long time
what did she mean by this?
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>>146148548
>Egyptians considered other Africans to be niggers and enslaved them

they enslaved white people too

does that also make you niggers
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>>146148326
Helden sterben nicht sounds so qt though. I can't even be mad when it happens.
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>>146148219
i feel you, whenever i ult i genji im getting completely lost
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What can I do on king of the hill maps that is "fun", team deathmatch is getting boring.
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>>146148637
no, russians are snow niggers
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>>146148581
I wasn't jacking off and you have no proof, and even if i was it doesn't matter i forgot to turn off my camera.
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>>146148637
Everyone east of the Dnieper is a Mongol.
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>>146148598
let's play spot the mercy main
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>>146148524
Roadhog
Mcree
Junkrat
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>>146148670
Pick Torb
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>>146148720
>
>roadhog
>white

LOL
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>>146148598
Spotted the mercy main
How's that cock?
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>>146148572
then...make your own?
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>>146148670
Wall ride around the point and see how long you can survive.
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>>146148219
I switch my mouse profile to very high DPI via Razer synapse whenever I ult. The turning speed during ult is much more important than precise aim.
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>>146148551

He's German, so probably actually Turkish. I bet mercy has had a few mehmets up her as well. Which is kinda hot.
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>>146148614
>Zenyatta is your highest win percentage

Clearly something dodgy going on. You change to Zenyatta just before you're about to win, don't you?
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>>146148693
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
WHY
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>>146148748
>He thinks that 'fat' is a skin color

Anon are u ok?
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>>146148717
My main is tracer and I hunt mercys/lucios in every game I play
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>>146148598
>Mercy's ult comes out instantly
>even if she's killed it still happens
>revives can revive a whole team
>Zenyatta's ult can be stopped by a reinhardt who charges
>it only heals a good amount and the teammates can still be killed
Wow so similar
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>>146148720
>Brown eyes
>White
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>>146148598
Yeah but when Zenyatta and Lucio have their ults, if I kill someone, I don't have to worry about them swooping into revive them so I have to re kill them.
As well as Lucio's ult being cancellable and requiring him to live for at least .5 seconds before it goes off
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>Travelling to Hanamura
>PREPARE TO ATTACK
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>>146148598
I didn't complain about ults in general you mouthbreather, but if you deny that Mercy's ult is fucking overpowered your legitimately retarded because the statistics speak for themselves
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I will never escape this MMR hell when half the people on the team are useless Genjis and Hanzos.
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>>146148442
Go play cod or quake
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>>146148646
Why you taking your advice from sand niggers?
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>>146148826
i have really hard time killing some mercy because of their jump and the little hitbox i hate that
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>>146148738
I do that in pubs but in a stack my friends start crying like bitches, just like when i play attack torbjorn. I need something more subtle.
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>>146148894
aim better
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>>146148870
sauce
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>>146148720
>Roadhog
His name is Mako for christ's sake and he has a Maori skin. He's Polynesian.
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I am holding on to my coins in hopes that Zarya finally gets a good skin in the next update
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>>146148213
WE
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>>146148720
>>146148720

Roadhog is obviously a fucking Maori or something.
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>>146148958
She can get a fucking nerf too.
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>>146148551
>>146148774
>born around this time
>we already know that there are no white people in modern Germany

Pretty big oversight by Blizzard.
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>>146148615
>>146148615
Post uncropped version
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>>146148971
WUZ
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>>146148096
>Last few meters on route 66. Slap the shit out of the enemy team as rein, when suddenly a Roadhog hooks me from the left, gets a bodyshot and before I can react a second hog hooks me from the right.
>mfw I was the ball in a hog version of pong

I ain't even mad. Shit was hilarious, but as per usual getting the rein potg over the dull combo of q+e+slap+slap+charge the one person who survived is a bit dull.
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>>146148925
cant kill her fast enough unless im close enough to get hit by whoever she is healing
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>>146148758
This is good, thank you autistic anime.
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>>146148489
i honestly think people just like his ult. its the most flashy.
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>>146149014
your sensitivity is probably too high
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>Bullying an enemy widowmaker in her spawn as Junkrat

best feeling
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>146148931
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>>146149005
KINGZ
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>>146148813
I do stuff i'm not too proud of sometimes, so what have you never jacked off before?
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>>146149038
i will try to lower it a bit good idea
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>>146149057
>not kangs
we aren't friends anymore
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>install Overwatch on my SSD
>now I get to pick Genji first
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>>146148848
>Traveling to Hanamura
>Prepare your defenses
>2 and a half minute defeat
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>people who doesn't get PoTG after ulting the heroes mercy revives

smhtbhfamsenpai
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>>146149052
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>>146149058
WOOOOW
I DIDNT DO THAT
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS BULLSHIT
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>>146148754
tracer is main
>>146148830
So just focus the damn mercy first?
>>146148846
Mercys ult is just another way of being a defensive ult. Sure they dont die while under zenyattas or lucio but its still defensive ults. Lucio is atleast 5 times harder to kill than mercy, its fully acceptable that his ult is cancellable and long cast time
>>146148860
Focus the mercy you fucking shitter. Its not like you play at a competative level anyways now do you? Its not fucking hard

>>146148894
Attack from the rear/sides
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>>146149105
>people who doesn't
what did he mean by this
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>>146149116


Which girl do you think has the best smelling farts?
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>>146149101
Hanamura is especially biased for the attackers, don't feel bad.
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Over 90% of females in egypt have had their genitals mutilated and clitoris removed.

Does Pharah still have hers?
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>>146149058
>animorphs
Oh god I love the art on these book covers SO much
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>>146148931
I second this
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Post husbandos.
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>>146149147
>Focus on mercy
>revives before i kill her
Accomplishing alot mate.
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>>146149181
Um please don't draw attention to the awful behaviour of non-whites, its toxically problematic
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>>146149147
>attack from the rear
why do ppl have to rapist?
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Which character has the best in game reaction faces and why is it Junkrat?
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>>146149216
I'd fuck every single character in Overwatch.
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>>146149101
>Travelling to Hanamura
>Prepare to attack
the game is already in progress so you can't leave
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>the only hero I can best turrets with is D.Va

Why am I so shit with pharah eh lads? I'm telling myself it's because I'm on console, but I fear the worst.
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>>146149147
>Just focus mercy first
>She can ult from under the map at watchpoint and from the spawn room of hanamura
>Any mercy worth her salt will just sit in the back and glide in when 2 or more people die for her free potg
>100% pickrate on both teams in comp without fail
>"just kill her dudes haha"
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>>146149181
Would they still do that in 2034(?)-203x? That's around the time she'd be born.
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>implying you can stop my ult
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>>146149285
maybe they are moving too fast for you to aim at with pharah ?
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>>146149218
Or she's just so slippery and does such a good job of staying behind her team mates, they slaughter you while you're all trying to gun her down
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>>146149218
and we're back to aiming better
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>endless losing streak
>being queued with sub level 20 players against double stars
the forced 50 finally caught up with me
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yo just want to let you know there is no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life i want to see your glance as i smash your skull into the fucking concrete and i strangle the life out of you pushing my thumbs into your eye sockets until you cry blood, well not before forcing you to watch your beloved ones die in front of you.
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Post fast games
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>>146149218
Well yeah it does accomplish a lot if you harrass her quick enough, maybe you force her to use her ult at two men down instead of four? That makes huge impact on the game
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>tfw I want to try out new characters but I get rekt everytime and switch back to my favorite one
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So when are they going to hit Widowmaker again? Every single high MMR game has one on each team still. It wasn't enough.
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>>146149303
Egypts are mouthbreathers who don't question their retarded doctrines, so unless they're all exterminated they will practice female gential mutilation until the end of time.
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>>146149343
those sub lv 20 are better than you
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>>146149382
Go Winston you trashcan.
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>tfw Overwatch will never have a map as good as Badwater

the majority of my TF2 time in the past couple years was on 24/7 Badwater
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>>146149241
Zenyatta
Torbjorn
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>>146149352
That's true but alot of the time she'll be hiding behind her teammates and i won't be able to get past them.
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>>146149240
i like how he look like he realise how he is killing everyone with bomb and shit and then goes back to smile because he remember its funny
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>>146149303
>third world holes
>progressing
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>>146149424
Where do I subscribe?
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>>146149287
But you dont play on a competative level and never will.
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>>146149287
This

Mercy is overpowered and even among the best of the best players in competitive the POTG is always a Mercy ress, so "lol just kill her" is a fucking retard argument made by retards
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>>146149424
>Badwater
It's in the name friend, badwater is bad.
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>>146149424
>two alcoves for 3 Engineers
>every time
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>>146149303
The middle east and surrounding Islamic countries have been about the same culturally since like 1300. I don't know if they could change that much in 20 years when they haven't in the last 700.
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>>146149506
Mercy is always your first priority on the kill list
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>>146149502
>You will never make a movie that will become a cult classic like Citizen Cane so you can't criticize a movies bad writing

Nice. Also 100 points for missing the point entirely, lad
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Each time a pub on my team picks Hanzo and proceeds to be useless I die a little inside. What is it about this hero that attracts people who are just so bad? After missing a bodyshot on a fucking stationary Roadhog maybe they should have though "Huh, time to think about what the fuck I'm doing".
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GUYS WHAT IF
>Mercy's ult charges faster
>HOWEVER
>it only affects one person
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>>146149502
Yeah that has a lot to do with the fact even pros can't "lol kill the mercy" before she presses q and revives her team in less than .2 seconds
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>join losing game
>DEFEAT
>leave, start matchmaking again
>join game
>DEFEAT as soon as I join
>kicked back to menu afterwards because not enough players
>Match found
>join 5 seconds before the payload reaches the end
>DEFEAT
wew
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>>146149551
And as we say, it's not that simple
She's a small target
She's evasive
And she can hide behind team mates who will hardly stand idle while you focus their queen
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As someone who mostly plays Junkrat or Roadhog, Zenyatta if support needed, what else could I play that would fill the gaps those two cant? I intend to at least get really good at their gimmicks, but that shit won't fly in some maps.

For example:
>Being tank
>Enemy is being a tightly knit bunch of shits
>Realize Monkeydick is the answer to disrupting any heavy defense.
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Your 3 most used heroes describes how useful you are in a team
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>>146149575
Quit the fuckin match then, why even start playing with a shit teammate?
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>>146149575
How else do I improve my aim then? Part of why I use Hanzo is because I feel like I should get better at sniping.

Same deal with Widow.
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>>146149608
>solo queue
lol
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>>146149578
In beta, a nerf to the rez's AoE was enough to completely kill her as a hero. Lucio's so powerful that he can easily make her obsolete if you nerf her ult.
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Can anyone tell me why my screenshot folder is over 10 gigs?
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>>146149551
Ideally, yes. Practically, she won't be a position where you can easily pick her off. She'll be able to fly to a teammate elsewhere and the rest of her team will turn and destroy you while you chase her. I know, I'm a Mercy main and people very rarely manage to catch me and kill me.
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>WP:G on attack
>be bastion
>bastion get on the payload
>get on payload
>turret form
>roadhog chains me off
>repeat several times
>you're fucking useless bastion pick someone else
>coming from a Tracer who was killed by their Mercy
Is everyone this retarded?
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>>146149624
>hardly stand idle while you focus their queen
disinfo
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>>146149287
If a team is that coordinated, you're probably fucked anyways.

One of the biggest problems as Mercy is teammates who love to die too spread out.
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>>146149647
>Roadsow isn't a fat whale
appalled
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>>146149551
And?
You won't get to kill her in a competitive team scenario because she's being protected by the entire team. You're retarded. Mercy is overpowered, Statistics speak for themselves, i don't even udnerstand why i even respond to your retard ass anymore. Everyone in C9, LG, and whatever other competitive teams there are agrees that Mercy is overpowered, and there's a fucking reason she is ALWAYS picked. ALWAYS.

If her shit was so easy to counter like you fucking morons pretend it is she would never be picked just like Bastion
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>>146149502
>even pros can't effectively kill the mercy
>yeah but you're not a pro so you should be able to
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>>146149574
Yeah I got that point about you being bad

>>146149595
>pros
Overwatch is a shit game anyways for competative gameplay. Why do you even care? I bet you play solo queue aswell loser.
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>>146149647
>thin roadhog

it's shit
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>>146149624
People here assume that you can just kill Mercy for free and with little to no opposition. Always easier said than done and sometimes it feels like my efforts are in vain with her instant res and getting ult again just almost a minute after she used it.
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>>146148326

Why can't I interrupt her rez when I shoot her as she does her animation?

Why can she hide behind a wall and still rez five members of her team?

Why does McCree gets a 50% refund if he fucks up?

Why does Pharah and Reaper have no startup animation on their instant mass damage ultimates?

Why doesn't Symmetra's teleporter charge scale according to which point she is contesting?

Why is Reinhardt's ultimate only counterable by another Reinhardt?

Why don't I know when they got wallhacks up?

Why does D.Va have the longest ult charge on one of the worst ultimates in the game?

Ultimates were a mistake.
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>>146149676
My friends are offline.
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>mercyfags defending the fuck out of their waifu
good on you but fuck off you god damn niggers.
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>every time I join there's a 90% that I'll end up on attack on a cp or payload map
why can't I have fun
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>>146149647
>Roadhog
>Not fat
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>>146149628
fucking try everything
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>offense is low ranked
mei will probably be used
>offense is higher ranked
bastion or junkrat will probably be used
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>>146149717
>Roadwhore isn't fat and junkbitch has most of her hair and perfect skin

That image is a crime against those characters. What the fuck.
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>>146149318

They do swivel a bit. Maybe that's what's putting me off. Thanks anon.
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>>146149647
>>146149717
>>146149753
>It's not just about the gynephilia and the titties.
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>>146149806
>Implying those aren't fatty tits
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>>146149772
>complaining about pharah's ult
it's probably the worst in the game besides D.Va's
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>>146149729
Exactly and can you guess why you´re supposed to be able to kill her aswell?
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>>146149795
Attack is more fun til you get to the final point
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>>146149647
>draw generic animu girl
>give them clothes that loosely look like the character
>"LOL GENDERSWAP XD"
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>>146149795
Attacking is easier though anon, I prefer attacking to defending.
>>
It feels like S76 is actually really strong but how the fuck do you deal with those faggot genjis?
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>>146149717
>>146149753
>>146149806
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>>146149738
Nice goalpost moving you shitty faggot

>Git gud
>You're not a pro so why do you even care?
>Overwatch is shit for competitive anyways, but you can't make it better by fixing the issus lol!

Kill yourself
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>>146149824
>anime fags drawing characters like they actually look ever
What did you expect?
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For anyone who collects Reaper player names
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>>146149884
shoot em
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>>146149870
Right up until you reach the final two/three corners with no good flank routes and the defender respawn six metres from the point
>>
>Enemy has Zarya
>Quit

I'm fucking tired of flavor of the month characters.
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>>146149647
They could have at least made Streetsow THICC
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>Join game
>NOW ENTERING WHEREVER
>Stare at loading screen for ages
>You will be removed from match if you remain inactive
>Hero pick screen still not up
>You were removed from the match due to inactivity
>It keeps happening

WHAT
THE
FUCK
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>>146149173
Isn't it obvious?

POO IN THE LOO
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>>146149942
Stop playing on a toaster, faggot.
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>>146149860
>Just kill mercy dude
>if mercy gets in range for .2 seconds she will revive the enemy team
Would you be fine if McCree could instantly kill everyone in an aoe around him if the counterplay was "kill him before he can get in range"
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>>146149506
>>146149287
>just kill her dudes haha
You can't reason with waifu shitters.
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>>146149869
Who's edgier, shadow or reaper?
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>>146148720
I always assumed McCree was half-Mexican desu, white people don't usually get that brown even when tanned.
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>>146149913
>accurately ordered representation of both life stages
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>>146149932
>i can't counterpick :---(
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>>146149884
Winston, Zarya

Mei destroys greedy Genjis and McCree is capable of dealing Genji, he'll need another teammate though because of the fan nerf
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>>146149890
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>>146149942
Stop watching your children's cartoons anon
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>Mercy can resurrect her entire fucking team from behind a wall, it's all proximity based
>Meanwhile Orb of harmony is a measily shit heal that requires LoS of a hero with literally zero mobility and less health than any other healer

Mercyfags will defend this
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I might consider going back to Zenyatta now that this has happened
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>>146149884
Bursts until he does his woosh-woosh instead of full auto
Then spin around just as he's about to finish because he's sure to sword-dash right after
Then give him full auto and he drops
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>>146149308
bet this reaper posts here
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>>146149986
Kill yourself, Zaryafag.
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>>146147846
>>146147916
Jesus christ, how the fuck does that retard have 180K+ subscribers?

>2mins into the second video
>"They have all Torbs, I'm not going to be effective this game"
>continues to play Reaper for the next 5 mins not even getting past the first point

I really don't understand.
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>>146149980
Putting those two in the same sentence is making me physically ill. Perhaps we shouldn't leave that much concentrated edge in such close proximity to one another.
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>>146149661

1. D.Va
2. Mercy
3. Symmetra

How am I doing?
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>>146149852

In soloque sure, it ain't great.

At high level game? It's guaranteed Mercy+one more kill before you get shut down, because it's not hard to set up such a scenario.

Pretty racist of Blizzard to make the muslim woman suicide herself for the greater good.
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>>146149884
Keep your distance and don't be afraid to use your rocket on them. As always good aim, reducing spread, and landing headshots when possible is key.
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>>146149930
The final points do suck especially when the defenders have Mercy, however you just have to coordinate ults to win for the last push. A lot harder to do in solo queue.
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>>146149996
terrible
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>>146149959
780, 16gb ram and i5 a toaster does not make.
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>>146149543

Weren't they all doing pretty well up until 1970~ when the radical islamists came back into power?
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>>146149980
Shadow occasionally tries to do the right thing and have fun so I'll give it to reaper
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>>146149942
>Not having a SSD in 2016
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>>146149991
>healbotting teammate
>mcburger does his E+M2 autowin combo
>it still kills them after nerf
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>>146150043
i wish i was reaper, shadow is ok though.
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>>146149647

>give char tits and no shirt
>every gender swap ever

0/10
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>>146149996
>this entire picture
the pleb is real
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>>146149913
I read that as Makero fagony
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>>146147937
But they dont silly
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>>146149996
>getting the hair color wrong in cosplays
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>>146150091
sleep tight reaper

and goodnight /owg/
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>>146150029
oh noes i still can't counterpick :_____(((
But seriously, lear how to counterpick.
>>
How do I play a good Genji?
>>
>>146149983

I thought he had some red Indian in him, like Paul Newman in Hondo
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>>146150015
jelly. Zenyatta is so much fun to play aswell.
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Have you guys ever lagged playing overwatch?
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>>146149675
I totally agree that there's no way to get better than by playing in a real match but I still just can't believe how incredibly bad some snipers can be and still refuse to switch to something more useful during a losing match. I guess this game just exposing me to how terribad some people are at videogames more than the average fps.

Today a widowmaker on my team failed to shoot a grounded Pharah running straight at them with a bodyshot by shooting between the tiny space between their legs. I understand sniping is pretty fucking hard but I just don't know how some of this is possible. Maybe I'm just getting mad at videogames. Somehow I just can't chill while playing this game.
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Holy shit soldier is OP he does literally everything
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>>146150161
Get 3rd person mod for his ultimate
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>>146150117
>adding shirt when there is none
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>>146150161
Last night I saw one who keep climbing the pillars in Illos like a madman.
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>>146150015
>tfw got the ifrit one
Still cool and been playing floating robot man since blue ladys nerfs
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>>146149895
Overwatch is what it is. Its a game about ultis mixed with shitty casual features(20 tick and huge hitboxes). You complain about mercy when its really only one solution(kill her asap). You refer to competative gaming when in reality OW is one of the most casually made FPS game, its just silly when you think about it.

I play to win too, but trying to make OW into this good competative game with balanced ults which I guess is what you want it to be will never happen.
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Why is the hitbox for midair kills the size of a truck?

I've played maybe 5 hours and am hitting Pharahs out of the sky with pipes and rockets all day.
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>>146149852
>

not really, the main mistake is people jump into the air in front of the enemy team and get shot down in seconds

its fucking lethal if you use it when they have their attention on something else, or flank and ult right on top of them. I was browsing this thread and saw a webm of a pharah ulting near point blank above a team, tried it during R66, killed 3 and soloed the rest
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32 games so far. Reinhardt is fun.
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Is there an updated Falcon PC Guide for 2016? The last one I can find is 2014, and my next PC is going to be built by my own hands, but I want to make sure I'm getting what's current, but not ridiculously high end.
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>>146150009
>he thinks Zenyatta is there to heal
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>>146149704
Being killed by mercy really isn't that embarrassing
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>>146150254
Projectiles have large hitboxes.
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>>146147815
Junkrat.
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>>146150198
Him being part Native would make sense too
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>>146150245

>this character, now a woman, will dress exactly like her male counterpart
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>>146150232
I'M AN ARMY OF ONE
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>>146150220
look like a bad trip
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>>146150232
I like to think that Reaper is a decent Soldier counter on some maps. Tracer could work as well being 2fast to click on.
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>>146149962
well yeah because thats basically a reaper ult you are talking about and Im perfectly fine playing vs reaper ults. Or just spread out.
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>>146149173
>Which girl do you think has the best smelling farts?

1. pharah
2. tracer
3. mercy
4. widowmaker
5. zarya
6. symmetra
7. mei
8. d. va

this was pretty easy to determine, bruh.
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Is adding people from the spreadsheet a good idea? Most of my friends are playing other games and I'd rather not play than solo queue. Horror stories from joining wowg guilds come to mind.
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>>146150251
And? Of course you will never be ablet o achieve true balance in a game like overwatch but you can still fix clearly overpowered shit.
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>>146150360
you sound triggered
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>tfw never been able to deflect her ult
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>>146150360
fuck off
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>>146150386
Pharah probably has rancid ones due to the middle eastern diet.
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>Blizzard refuses to buff Dva on the possibility that she ends up becoming too powerful and needs to be nerfed, spawning many memes
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>>146150396
do you want to play with people like the one over your post ?
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>healing as Mercy
>payload at a point without much cover
>everyone taking damage
>everyone spamming "need healing!"
>half the team is flankers, tank is Winston, if I ever try to reach them I get popped by an enemy turret
>"I need some healing!"
>have to constantly stop healing to defend myself from one of the enemy's two Tracers who try to pop me off whenever I stick my head out
>"Need healing!"
>whenever I kill one, the other one shows up to finish me off
>"heal or switch mercy"
>team too busy complaining about lack of heals to notice the two Tracers and a Pharah raping me whenever I leave spawn
>entire team starts spamming "NEED HEALING HERE"
>we lose
>"gg bad mercy"

I'm going to start maining Zarya.
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>>146150030

Once he picks a hero he almost never switches

The only time I saw him switch was when he kept dying as Roadhog and claimed that it was the worst hero in the game
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>>146149984
>from a maker of agony to a roller of blunts
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>>146150360
>Mad about women not wearing a shirt and not the characters looking nothing like their counterparts
return to your realm demon
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>>146150403
translation?
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>>146150403
What's the window on it?

I have a deflect kill for everything except this ult. Once I get it I think I can finally drop this class and stop making my teammates mad.
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>>146150360
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>>146150436
>>146150386
>>146149173
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>>146150456
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>>146150381

>ready for transcendence
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>>146150290
He used to be. Now he's there to feed the enemy team ult charge and make sure they all stay above 1 K/D ratio in their career profile
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>>146150274
He runs LogicalIncrements now
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>>146150460
Those are the games where I mute every thing, switch to Hanzo, and spam arrows like a drooling retard because I've stopped trying
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To the person that didn't believe to my skin luck
i'm up to 29 from 57 boxes
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>>146150268
The thing is most damage ults in the game are generally good and team wiping situationally. Pharah's is generally bad and team wiping situationally. Same for support ults. That's why, except for D.Va, pharah's is the worst.
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>>146150091
sleep tight reaper
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>>146150450
>in our lifetime they might actually NERF THIS
the absolute madmen
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To the nameless (I'm assuming) 3-man group that got stuck with me last night:
Look, I know, I'm not that great at OW, alright? I don't get to choose what matches I get put into when I solo queue. I'm sorry if I'm bringing the team down when I play Zenyatta or something, but I like the character and I want to get better, so I've got to practice.
We lost - we lost pretty badly, and I'm sure that I contributed to that loss, but there's no excuse for the abuse that you handed out to me through chat. Calling me garbage, over and over again, and telling me to stop playing and that I'm worthless. I know it's just internet words, but really, it's quite hurtful.
I'm not sure what's happened in your life that made you so hateful towards people you don't know, maybe just the anonymity of the internet, or maybe you're all just terrible people in general, or maybe it's some kind of unfunny joke, but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to get better at anything if I'm not "allowed" to practice.
I blocked and avoided you (and reported the loudest, rudest, most hostile one in your group) so hopefully I won't end up ruining your games for you again in the future.
Sorry for the rant, just needed to get this off my chest - most of the people I've met in OW have been decent people, but every once in a while I just come across the most vile, hateful teammates, and I don't get why they think being so mean and hurtful is going to make me perform better.
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>>146150401
I argue because I dont think a nerf in mercys ult would bring any more joy to the game at all.

If you nerf the mercy ult, it means less time while shooting. And on a competative level it only means it will be fewer fights because of the teams waiting for mercys ult to be ready. So if anything, it would slow down the game tons. Mercy ults create mayhem.
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>Hoping for dupe legendary or currency so I can get Stonehardt
>Get Imp

I guess I'll try to get my last 400 tomorrow.
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>>146150523
And then there are people that stopped being drooling retards and actually play Zenyatta how he's supposed to be played.
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>>146150483
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>>146150585
Pharahs ult is amazing with teamwork, especially with a Zarya and Lucio behind her back

Teamwork OP
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>>146150572
>forgetting the screenshot
brb sudoku
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>its a 'roll zenyatta and get more commends than mercy' round
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Any Tracer tips? I'm gonna autism main her for a few days I think
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>>146150460
>not switching the moment you see your shitty comp

im never ever playing as a tank or a supp with 2 sniper 2 flanker and a random mccree rolling around the map looking for the time
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>>146150089
But doing the right thing is edgier?
Reaper is too much like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. Shakes his fist angrily, monologues, then Winston chimps the fuck out on him.

Losing isn't edgy, so truly edgy characters play both sides.
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>Team picks two reapers
>They're utterly worthless
>Enemy team is full of shit like Hanzo, Phara, etc that are good at keeping away from them
>Ask them to change to something not useless
>Get ignored
>Mention it in match chat after
>They both get pissy as fuck
I mean, when I'm forced to fend off Pharah as fucking Mercy, there's a problem.
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>>146150670
>not the green version

Ya goofed it.
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>>146150232
He's deceptively strong but not overpowerd. There are plenty of times where the match up isn't favorable, like an aggressive Rein ambushing you. You probably can't kill him before his hammer kills you and there is zero distance between you. Your only hope is to sprint away in time to gain distance but other heroes have stuns and knock backs to get away much easier. Tracer can also be tricky if your rocket is on CD, not impossible but she will have an easier time hitting you than you hitting her even if your aim is good. 76 has an answer for almost everything but they're not always the best answers. That's what keeps him from being overpowered.
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>>146150648
What a fool, trusting a robot.
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>>146150596
w
a
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>>146150543
Oh wow, thanks. I had thought something bad happened to him! Bookmarked.
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>do something that should save your life and get you a kill in a close situation
>die anyway
>killcam shows you that you never did that thing on his end
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>>146150690
I want to lick that up so badly.
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>>146150718
It'0s my third gold, i'm definitely not complaining
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>>146150647
You're retarded. Even the best Zenyatta is still dead weight compared to other heroes. He's far too risky to play because you just can't be aware of all your surroundings, 360° around you, below you and above you at all times. He clearly needs 200 health. It's fucking mind boggling that he has less health than other supports while at the same time having less mobility. It's ridiculous
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>>146149308
That is just utter bullshit. They really need to put a delay on the Mercy ult. And this is coming from a Mercy player.
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>Looking for a healthpack
>Find an enemy playing the same hero as you
I don't know why but it seems like we both forget to play for the objective and just try and kill each other for 20+ seconds
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You guys seen the Golden Guns yet?

http://masteroverwatch.com/news/19-preview-of-gold-weapons-competitive-mode-rewards-from-ptr

Golden D.Va Mech looks weird as hell.
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>>146150360
Do the world a favor and end yourself.
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>>146150690
>that's it

C- anon
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>>146150760
be my guest
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>Reaper can be hurt before he is able to move during his teleport

Epic, simply epic.
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>>146147097
Whats this image from?
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Is there any way to disable viewmodels?

>>146150161
this too
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>>146150750
>throw flashbang
>killcam doesn't show it
>swift strike away
>killcam doesn't show it
>wraith
>killcam doesn't show it
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post your main's theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mYugbpYaco
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>>146150596

Yeah, we all saw the Reddit post on the last thread as well. So?
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best feelings in overwatch?

>killing a flanker alone as support
>killing mei
>deflecting bastion to death
>killing mei
>shooting a rocket at a nearby healthpack and killing tracer
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABAUUUUUGH

am i missing anything else?
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RANKED WHEN

FUCKING SHITTY TEAMS
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>>146150791
I don't have the best printer, or camera.
It's hard to make it look plentiful when some of it doesn't hit her in the face.
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>>146150773
>everybody is as bad as I am so you're retarded
advice: git gud
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>>146150779
>zeny weapon look the same

awesome
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>>146150760
Post battlenet cutie
>>146150816
It'd be the best escape in the game if he could
has insane range and can pretty much position him to flank anything
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>>146150816

If not, you could teleport into a group and zarya shield ult.

Thats horse shit.
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>>146150797
This just got real gay, anon
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>>146150779
Those look so awful
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>>146150779
That's some pure fucking shit, all of them.
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>tfw they made a character so hilariously ironic its actually charming
How did they do it?
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>>146150852
Find some friends faggot, I guarantee you it won't get any better in ranked.
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>>146150779
>that golden reaper gun
>that golden revolver
>that golden hammer
Honestly i want the s76 one the most with the golden skin.
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>>146150505
I want to fuck Makochin
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I WANT IT I WANT IT ALL
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>>146150760
I can do Tracer later ;)
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>>146150360
>Give artist flak for off model, then give them flak for accuracy

Like a female Roadhog would give half a fucking shit about people seeing her tits.

She's pushing 50 years and 500 pounds as a career serial killer. I don't think there's a man alive who would willingly fuck that, which is fine because she probably started raping people ages ago.
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>>146150747

Why can't you see her cunt?
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Remove Torbjorn
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>>146150779
How hard must I frag to obtain these?
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does anyone have the reaper virginity comic?
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>>146150779
Reapers and Widows look really good, cowboy's looks wrong though, maybe the cylinder should be gold too or somethig
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>>146150929
Why do the gooks get to look at golden guns before us
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>>146150695

Good.

Don't encourage these assfucks.

They play stupid shit, you do the exact same thing.
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>>146150948
Prosthetic vagina.
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>>146150948

look closer
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>play Zenyatta like Reinhardt even though your LMB and orbs have fantastic range and you're squishy as fuck
>hurr durr why do I die all the time, this is ridiculous
the moba influx is getting unbearable
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>>146150779
>golden Peacekeeper
>golden shuriken
>golden Plasma Rifle
YES
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>>146150952
The competitive mode video says the best players during the season will get the cosmetic golden guns first.

Basically play it and you'll get it eventually.
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>>146150779
>It's literally nothing more than the most lazy paintjob

Blizzard knows how to create artificial content within seconds. I guess they made them intentionally look like shit so players who can't obtain them wouldn't be mad
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>>146150896
By playing it mostly straight but making it clear you're supposed to look down on this guy. Classic villain. It helps that he gets shit from the other cast members too.
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>>146150929
WE COD NOW
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>>146150929
I'm going to be that guy and say these look disgusting.

Did they learn nothing from watching TF2? Are they really going to shit all over the aesthetic of a 40$ game with this gaudy crap?

Holy shit, and we don't even have mods to remove it....
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>>146150948
That would be lewd
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>>146151034
>Play zen for the first time
>All those 100 Eliminations
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>>146147883

this has been me all day long

it's fucking ridiculous.
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>>146150929
I want to see Reinhardt's hammer
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>>146150896
They're experienced at making characters that take themselves way too seriously
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>>146150929

>bloodhardt with golden ax

based
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>>146151065
More like TF2 and the golden wrench shitstorm.
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>>146150949
Use Pharrah, Widowmaker, Hanzo, etc to cheese his turret. If you're on console, then I'm sorry.
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UUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>146150929
So do these gold skins also apply to the custom weapons on Legendary skins like Pharah's advanced rocket launcher and Reaper's Mexican shotguns?

because if not, then no thaanks.
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>>146151157
I only want s76's gun and the hammer so i can use lionhardt and the golden skin to match.
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>>146147883
>enemy got 3 reinhardt and 2 roadhog on hotk
>we are losing
> genji swaped to tracer
>lucio swapped to hanzo

why cant people think with their brain 2 sec and pick reaper and junkrat to destroy everything
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If you're a player that refuses to play a tank or a support ever, situation depending, do us all a favor and stay out of ranked.
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>>146151157
>That hammer
LIONHARDT HERE I COME
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>>146150896
Blizzard is good at tropes in characters but Reaper is easily one of the best edge jokes I've seen in my life.
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>>146151153
And Junkrat. He's pretty much not!Demoman.
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>>146151157
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>>146151157
I think they could have been a bit more conservative on the amount of gold on some of them. 76's looks way too solid.
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>>146150846
Not really my main, but whenever I listen to to this song, I think of Zenyatta doing his ult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw8A4RXwWs8
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>>146151157
will mercys pistol be gold as well?
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>>146150760
got an email? i can do some requests if they're good
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>>146150929
Post em all anon

http://masteroverwatch.com/news/19-preview-of-gold-weapons-competitive-mode-rewards-from-ptr
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH HOHO HOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>146151272
yes
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>>146151287
>golden zenyatta orbs
this hurts my face just thinking about it. imagine getting a solid gold ball shot into your face.
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>>146151157
>that hammer

CLOSEST THING TO GARO HERE I COME

genji is too skinny to feel like garo but the hammer will do
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>want to buy a bunch of 250s for characters I have no skins for
>new skins coming
>blizz didn't even say when they were coming, just "summer"

I DON'T WANT TO WAITTTTT
WHAT IF THAT MEANS LIKE AUGUST
FUCK
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>>146151157
>That hammer
I am COMPLETELY ERECT

>>146151316
Mercy's pistol looks alright but that's because her color scheme allows it

Change the silver parts of Peacekeeper to black, maybe?
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I don't play this game and only come to this thread for D.Va posts
Thanks for reading
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>>146151153
Doesnt really do much when there's 3+ of those turrets snapping to you instantly and gunning you down
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i just got kicked for inactivity as reinhardt while defending 2 torb turrets

how is this still in the game a month after release
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>>146151387

Just buy lootboxes when they come out. You are working right? :^)
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggg
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>>146151157
And they called me a fool for buying Lionhardt over Stonehardt. Little did they know...
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>>146151034
>some Zenyatta keeps on sniping me
>shut him down the second round

Motherfucker switched right after.
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my gf isn't switching from league to ow

this means i probably need to break up with her right
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>>146151424
You may need to use that thing called teamwork and have your reinhardt shield while you kill the turrets
or peek them from a corner with pharah or lob with junrkat
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>bastion
/g/
>D.VA
/v/
>genji
/jp/
>hanzo
/out/
>junkrat
/pol/
>lucio
/mu/
>mccree
>mei
/c/
>mercy
/adv/
>pharah
>reaper
/r9k/
>reinhardt
>roadhog
/b/
>soldier 76
/k/
>symmetra
>torbjorn
/diy/
>tracer
/s4s/
>widowmaker
>winston
>zarya
/fit/
>zenyatta
/p/
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>>146151463
>she can't play two games at once

yeah that's probably for the best
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>>146151463

you dont need her when you have overwatch waifus

the vr age is coming soon
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Death Blossom incoming
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>>146150929
Finally a reason to use Carbon Fiber
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>>146151463
>dating anyone who plays LoL

What do you think?
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>>146151463
It's worse than that. You're going to have to smother her in her sleep.
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no mas
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Why did reaper have a grenade launcher in the trailer?
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>>146151443
I have to save money to go see friends, and I'm also not a filthy weirdo who buys loot boxes.
>>
What do you negroes use to record your games?
>>
>widespread condemnation of Tracer victory pose that's "overly sexua"l because it shows her bum
>both toblerone and junkie have victory animations which are devoted to their explosive O face

Where's my petition? I find it offensive to watch a dwarf orgasm
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>>146150779
>use Golden S76 skin
>get Golden gun
the dream
>>
>>146151535
what trailer
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>>146151560
shadowplay
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Who else here knows the pain of loving and actually being a good Hanzo?

>Join match
>Defense
>Pick Hanzo because team legitimately needs a medium to long range offensive presence
>"Oh fucking hell, we don't need a braindead player Hanzo dude, pick literally anything else"
>Make him a deal
>I guarantee you I will get Gold eliminations and POTG
>"Okay your on retard"
> Get gold in Eliminations, Damage done, they don't make it past second cap point, get a kill every ult

aaaaaand
>POTG where I kill 5, the Ult was only 2 kills in it

Seriously I don't think I've played a game as Hanzo since I was way back at level 10 where I didn't get at least silver in eliminations

It's maximum suffering liking a character that is so associated with shitty players
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>>146151487
>Winston
>not /sci/

One job
>>
>>146151443
>he is working for lootboxes
>>
>>146151487
wheres my /r9k/?
>>
>>146151487
>D.VA
>/m/

Fixed
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>>146149913
Got a double earlier
>>
Wish /vg/ had sound for webms so you can hear me say 'winky face' over and over as I get kills. :(
>>
>Be level 34
>Get only 1 legendary so far
>It's one of the only 5 legendaries in the game that I actually wanted
Guess I should be happy.
>>
>>146151374
The force he imparts on the orb is the same force you get hit with, discounting air resistance and gravity. Unless he's dropping them on you from above it would hurt as much as any solid object.
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>>146151495
I had never considered this until now... Why am I not degenerate? SFM+VR+Fleshlight.... The future is coming and so too will I
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>"Now entering the Temple of Anubis"
>"Prepare to attack"
>Genji and Widow are instalocked
>leave
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>>146151316
>tfw those Roadhog and junkrat guns
FUCKING WHEN?
>>
>>146151487
Bastion would totally be /an/
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>>146151581

Do you have brain problems?
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>>146151571
isnt gold 76 already fitted with a gold rifle?
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>>146151560
my mum films it with my smartphone
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>>146151609
All mook should have done is have a volume cap. So people can't spam orgasm nigga
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>>146149661
Trigger warning: Bastion

Dee Jay
Bird'n'robo
Panzer al Assad

I'm not proud.
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>>146151625
>not carrying with balance man of trigonometry
>>
>>146151659
What about when your mom is sleeping?
>>
>>146150220
>king crimson vs the world.webm
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>>146151447
who uses the golden ball
>>
>>146151487
Why is Pharah r9k?
>>
>>146151657
its only slightly golden and its more orange than gold
>>
>>146151686
Lucky
>>
>>146151560
obs
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>>146151574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqnKB22pOC0
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>>146151487
>soldier
>one man tacticool operator
>not /k/
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>>146151708
your mom when she sucked on mine last night lmao
>>
>>146151667
It wouldn't even be an issue though, it works fine on /gif/ and /wsg/.
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>>146149661
Winston
Zarya
Lucio
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>Have to pick a defense character
>All the defense characters suck except for Junkrat and Widowmaker
>I suck at Junkrat and Widowmaker

What do I do?
>>
>>146151732
32, possibly single, mommy issues.
>>
>>146151618
>The force he imparts on the orb is the same force you get hit with
no it isn't unless they're the same weight and therefore have the same momentum when they're hitting your face. I didn't imply gold hurts more than silver, if that's your problem.
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>>146151686
sorry mate but Hanzo PotGs are not impressive with the knowledge of his broken hitboxes
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>>146151783
>>I suck at Junkrat
hahaha what? fucking who m8?
>>
>>146151763
>Uses it to get away
>Also just pulls it out to fuck up winston
wow
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>>146151783
Git gud
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>Having to defend the point solo as molten core Torbjorn
I'M
GIVING
IT
ALL
I'VE
GOT
>>146151783
Objectively wrong
>>
>>146149424
I'm surprised they haven't just copy and pasted maps from TF2, I wouldn't even be upset.
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>>146151783
choose another tank
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>>146151783
Symmetra
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>>146151772
>>146151732
The list is not showing up correctly on whatever you browse 4chan on
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>>146151783
>I suck at Junkrat

literally just aim in the general direction of your enemies and shoot. Direct hits are totally optional.
>>
I want to touch tracer anon's butt
>>
>>146150030
>how the fuck does that retard have 180K+ subscribers?

It's not like it matters anon, look how little views he gets per video.
>>
>>146151783
>Pick a character you want to git gud with
>play them exclusively for several hours
>git gud with them

Fuck counter picking. I'd rather play with someone whose great with a few heroes than someone whose shit with all
>>
any gooks can translate this info on ranked mode senpai?

http://www.inven.co.kr/board/powerbbs.php?come_idx=4677&l=997
>>
Is EU and US MMR separated from each other?
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>fight meme team 6 D.Va's as Winston on Hollywood Attack
>multiple team kills
HOT MONKEY DICK FOR ALL
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>>146150779
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>playing Tracer
>having a blast
>zipping all over the enemy's backline
>harassing the shit out of everyone I see
>distracting groups
>ganking snipers
>sticking bombs to tanks
>having action-movie-worthy shootouts with the enemy Tracer
>suddenly McE comes out of nowhere and looks at my feet and presses E
Someone remind me why they gave the meme cowboy a stun grenade?
>>
>>146151578

I started picking him to troll. I ended up dumpstering the entire match ending in a double wipe on the first point in Hanamura.

This is after neglecting the character for 70 something levels.
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>>146151783
>all the defenses characters suck
literally objectively wrong
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>>146152023
save it as a jpg and repost it
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>>146151973

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtfV5gHKzvo

869k
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>>146151798
F = m.a
The heavier the object, the less acceleration you get from the same force. So, unless being heavier makes zenyatta throw the orb with more force, the orb travels slower. The slower it is, the less momentum it has.
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>>146152042
well which ones are good then?
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>>146151931
Yes it is.
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>>146152086
all of them
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>>146152025
McCree deserves to be able to do one thing right.
He should be allowed to fuck Genji's and tracers
>>
>>146152025

Precisely to stump you.
>>
How does a Genji play against a Torbjorn?
>>
>>146151783
>>I suck at Junkrat
Hooley Dooley
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>>146151783
>I suck at Junkrat

WHICH DIRECTION IS THE ENEMY COMING FROM?

POINT YOUR GUN THERE AND KEEP PRESSING M1.

IF A NIGGER GETS IN YOUR FACE PRESS YOUR REMOTE MINE ABILITY KEY AT THEM THEN RIGHT CLICK TO DETONATE IT IN THEIR FACE. MINE JUMPING IS GENERALLY A MEME IN THIS GAME AND LEAVES YOU EXPOSED TO GETTING KILLED.

PUT YOUR TRAP IN SPOTS WHERE YOU CAN PARTIALLY HIDE IT AND ENEMIES ARE LIKELY TO COME ACROSS.

WOW SO HARD.
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>>146152125
he gets destroyed
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>>146151463
>She doesn't switch one shit game to another

Why would she?
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>literally never played more than 5 minutes of Widowmaker across my 100+ hours in this game
>get an emote for her
>"eh fuck it, I'll be a dickhead for a round"
>easiest fucking kills of my life
>wallhack ult is up every 30 seconds
>no one can approach because of poison mines and grapple hook
>can still gun down close range targets

Jesus christ are there really people who feel good about playing this character?
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>>146152125
You switch to Tracer.
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>>146152025
So you have to keep your distance or get punished for it.
>>
>keep getting queued onto US servers as an aussie
this is fucking bullshit, you shouldn't get a penalty for leaving a 300ms server
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>>146152125
You try and reflect his turret shots, he repairs it then fills you with rivets
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>>146151993
Yes.
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god I fucking love zarya so much
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>>146152025
literally just to kill you
>>
>>146152153
same reason i'd stick in her pooper after banging her pucci for a while
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>>146152000
how? the only redeeming thing about D.va apart from being cute is that she has 2 lives basically
>>
>>146151686
>wow look at all these shots I should have missed
>>
Winston is so fucking based, i feel like he's kind of weak though.
>>
>>146152187
Me too. Is there a way to stop that from happening?
>>
>>146152000
Winston is like the only hero DVa is really strong against, your team carried you
>>
>>146152212
wow ebin anon da enemies bunched up retards and den u used ur big aoe ult on dem and shot dem

dese potgs are always so gud wow luv seeing dem all da tiem xdd specially wen reeper doez it!
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>>146152102
Then I guess that people are reading it wrong
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>>146152212
i love these names
i bet there's a fun story behind all your battletags
>>
>>146152212
>Zarya

Whoa her Q takes so much skill when it sucks everyone from three towns over into it.
>>
>>146152212
>teabagging after an ult
why?
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>>146152174
Don't forget your assault rifle shits out damage and will easy wreck any silly tracer who thinks they have a chance at killing you
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>>146152306
>teabagging
um
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>>146152256
I don't know, but I just got penalised for leaving my last match early. Thanks blizz.
>>
>there are people that think hitting multiple people with Zarya ult is impressive when the suction covers the entire cap point
>>
>>146152306
>teabagging
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>>146152331
It also has no damage fall off.
>>
Nerf all ultimates. This game is fucking stupid right now.
>>
>>146152297
puff mama jr comes from this kid I knew in middle school that would always refer to puff daddy as puff mama jr for some fucking reason
that's not my main handle though so I basically never use it
>>
>All characters do the same melee damage
>A guy punching with his robot arm is the same as an ape punching
>also the same as genji's knife swipe thing
this isn't right
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>>146152420
Buff all E's
Remove LShift
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>>146152336
>>146152386

cis scum that think women cant have penises

reporting you to the police
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>>146152402
THIS.

I saw our Widowmaker kill a Mercy from across the 2nd checkpoint on Gibraltar, that big area before the first big metal door.
She was across the fucking hanger and she just killed her outright.
>>
>>146150779
So which skins are going to match the golden weapons best?
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>>146152446
>furthering your retarding
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>>146147971
>tfw people question you when you torb on offense
>tfw you prove them wrong
DONT TROUBLE THE TORB
>>
Are the aussie servers super unstable right now? My connection seems fine but I keep losing packets and disconnecting
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>>146152174
>that picture
If the kid was Tracer it would be perfect.
>>
>>146152452
>>146152402

How did that get past beta? Every other rapid fire weapon has fall off.

>they gave this character a small hitbox and 200 hp
>>
>>146151487
>Junkrat is /pol/
>Not Zarya

She doesnt trust Genji just because he has robot parts, and actively despises Zenyatta and Bastion because they're Omnics. She wants to break down all of their kind into spare parts without exception.
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>>146152174
>>146152534
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>>146152292
How do you read Pharah as anything but r9k?
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Guess I'm just too good and it's searching for suitable 6 stack to ensure I lose :^)
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>>146152212
>that negro name
>20 energy
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>>146152584
Zarya is /fit/ trust me a lot of /pol/ shit posts there so it works out.
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>>146152558
>Let's make a character that would be the protag of a video game. Super powerful and almost unbeatable.
>Now lets pit them against 20 other similar characters that could be the main characters of their own game and also almost unbeatable.
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They should really increase the amount of gold you get for duplicates.
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>>146152590
Are you having yourself a giggle you cheeky little shit.
>>
>Anime name
>instalocks hanzo
>>
>>146152558
Literally the only character in game that can survive a hook+lmb+melee combo just because the hitbox is so bullshit thin.
>>
>>146152617
I can't gain energy when they die
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>teammate is fucking destroying everybody as Reinhardt
>add him to friends
>want to play with him the next day
>spectate his match to wait for it to finish
>he gets 1 kill the entire game as 76
>never switches
>remove from friends
>>
>>146152305
As opposed to X heroes Q which does Y and requires Z amount of skill.
X+Q=Y/Z. It's simple geometry.
>>
>>146152651
Based fellow squid bro

くコ:彡
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>>146152617
>20
kek
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>>146152673
What he's getting at is having such low energy to begin with, step up your game.
>>
>>146152212
>stupid name
>stupid as fuck enemy team
>meme-ing in chat

Wow you're one of those turbo faggots I get in my games that tries too hard to be funny. memeing like a fag ingame is auto avoid, please kys
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>>146152651
>Blizzard making it easier for you to buy what cosmetics you want so you don't cave in and buy loot crates

How fucking dumb are you?

If they were actually reasonable they'd let you sell cosmetics you don't want at 1/4 their gold value.
>>
>winston's tesla canon does 60DPS
>no range at all
>everyone shits out damage in comparison at longer ranges
How is this fair?
>>
>>146152767
how much damage do his shockwaves after a big jump do?
>>
>>146152751
I just wish her alternate outfits would dye her hair or something
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>>146149216
this stud
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>>146152751
I literally walked from spawn with ult ready and immediately dropped it as soon as I got there I didn't have any time to gain energy
>>
>>146152789
50 off the top of my head?
>>
>>146152767
It does 40 anon
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>Get people on my team that are friends with those on the enemy team
>they do nothing but fuck around
>"haha we threw the game :D"
>>
>>146152767
Because it does it to EVERY enemy in the cone, and skinny bitches can't dodge it
>>
>>146152695
>you have good and bad games where hero picks / counters matter

It's like playing Winston against a team comprised of squishies, you're going to rape them.

If suddenly people start switching to reaper with some other tanks and healers you're fucked.
>>
>>146152789
A whopping 50 damage.
>>
>>146152767
Hot monkey dick makes it fair. He's not supposed to be dps.
>>
>>146152828
it does 60
>>
>>146152767
his jump does a fair amount of damage, he's tanky + mobile, and it's a full on AoE cone
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>>146152793
I thinks she's fine, I don't get all the hate her look gets but to each their own.
>>
Any drawfriends want to draw me a Widowmaker eating a big messy Carl's Jr, hamburger?
>>
>hitting esc at character selection when joining in progress games dumps you into spawn with the randomly selected hero

what kind of horseshit is this
>>
>>146152767
Because he doesn't have to aim, it spreads to other opponents, you're supposed to ambush, and you have good everything else to survive close engagements.
>>
Why haven't they removed Ults from POTG yet?
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>Gibralta Attack as solirder 76
>get stonewalled at the underpass
>"what in the literal fuck happened?" - me
>check my team
>3 hansos
>tfw

2 of those hansos switch from the Rienhardt DVa combo that was rolling the enemy
>>
T. Racer or Mach T., I can't make up my mind.
>>
>enemy Widow is so shit everyone just ignores her
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>>146152751
>>
Is there any way to make a friends against friends fight on matchmaking ?
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>>146150328
its the last person in the game that should kill you, you should feel shame
>>
>>146152932
T. Racer for those cute stickers and nicer ass.
>>
>>146152868
I just dislike obviously fake hair. The bulk of her design is decent.

>>146152937
Anon plz
>>
>>146152936
>tfw that's me
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>your widow literally shoots at everyone BUT the enemy widow
>>
>backfilled into 3 games in a row

what the flying fuck
>>
>>146152932
mach t's color scheme is terrible are you kidding me
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>>146152602
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>>146152932
Why either, tracer's legendary skins all suck. Get Posh or Sporty.
>>
>>146152970
>nicer ass
Tracer has 0 ass. How can it be nicer?
>>
>>146152937
No.
>>
>Destroy torbjorn's turret
>Hear molten core
>"Wow what a wasted ult"
>Suddenly lose 300 health in 1.5 seconds
>Torb flanked us and shot gunned four of my teammates down
why is this allowed
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>>146152937
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!!
All I can think of when seeing that skin is, huh this was her edgy highschool phase.
>>
>>146151487
>torbjorn
>literally a dwarf
>not /tg/
>>
>>146152767
You don't understand the purpose of Winston, he has high mobilty to get in and out of fights and flank squishy backliners.

His gun also hits multiple heroes at once.

Only thing I hate is how little damage his ult melee attacks do, I get that it's good for knocking people off an edge if there is one, but that's not useful on most maps.
>>
>>146153018
What is with the weird space octopus that I keep seeing in the game, especially on route 66?
>>
>>146153047
where's the joke fuckley
>>
>>146153018
Tracer doesn't have a butt, it's just flat as a board trash white girl backside.
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>>146151783
>I suck at Junkrat

now you don't.
>>
>>146153096
British.

Any Brits mind explaining where your women's asses went?
>>
>>146152981
The Blizzard employee she's modeled after has pink hair. Also I've always thought of it as her way to try and look slightly feminine, since she could probably wrestle a bear and win.
>>
>>146152992
>your widow loses every fight against the enemy widow
>your offense widow stares down a chokepoint where the enemy team hardly goes in view of while your team pushes just past the chokepoint
toward the objective
>>
1, ah 2!, ah 3! 3 McCrees!
>>
>>146152992
>Your Soldier doesn't shoot enemy Pharah so you have to jump up to her to give the monkey dick
>>
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>>146153084
Look in a mirror chuckle fuck
>>
>>146153146
>The Blizzard employee she's modeled after has pink hair.
Gee never saw that coming

>Also I've always thought of it as her way to try and look slightly feminine
ehhhhh
>>
>>146151643
>not /s4s/
Assforest loves birds.
>>
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late joining is the worst thing.
>join game
>koth
>first round already lost and point is taken by the enemy
>it's at 85%
>people just flaming each other and a symmetra building turrets at the spawn
god I really need a premade team
>>
>>146153264
Game is unplayable shitfest without a premade. Soloqs constantly going against stacks is fucking awful and the guy who made the matchmaking should be beheaded.
>>
Whos dick do I gotta suck to buff this guys tickle gun?
>>
Are they ever going to make a campaign?
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>>146153334
This. It's so bad I actually refuse to solo queue.

Game is a fucking blast when playing with friends and getting into a good game but is just a nightmare playing alone.
>>
>>146152868
She's neat! :3
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>>146153351
That sounds like a lot of fun.
So, probably never.
>>
>>146153349
Why, he's meant to take out back line squishies and he does that pretty well if the player is any decent.
>>
>queue for a game
>get a server with 250+ms latency
>leave during set up time
>queue for another
>get 250+ms again
This keeps happening, why is the game putting me into foreign servers?
>>
>>146153398
Are you Australian?

It's happening to me too.
>>
>>146153264
>tfw there are little to no trolls in the KR server and everyone is a tryhard

I miss playing in American servers, this shit is way too exhausting.
>>
>join a game in the solo queue
>entire enemy team but one leaves
>blizzard put me against a 5 man

why
>>
>>146153360
>>146153334
nah, just quit before the match if the team composition is pure shit
>>
How to play cyborg ninja man?
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>>146153384
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>>146153334
True, it's the most frustrating thing out there.
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>learn to wraith at the right times
>never fucking die
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>>146153398
if the Aus servers are full, it will put you on West Coast US without bothering to tell you.

That's if our servers aren't already on fire and crashing constantly
>>
>>146153439
Yeah, I keep trying to ask my team where they're queuing from during set up so I can work out if it's actually a US server or if my internet is fucking retarded but no one ever answers.
>>
>>
>>146153449
Are the American servers worse than the European ones?
>>
>>146153479
learn to aim his left click, and the right click + melee + dash combo

everything else is just positioning
>>
>>146151983
google translate says 10 placement matches

gonna throw 10 games in a row to get to shitter mmr than slowly climb up raping everyone
>>
>>146153516
>>146153489

I assumed it was my internet too due to the weather but after restarting and and testing, it' just Overwatch being shit.
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>>146152929
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>>146153479
RULES
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>>146153589
It's definitely the Overwatch servers. Game plays perfectly during the day but in the evening when everyone gets on it goes to absolute shit. Keeps throwing us onto US servers as overflow.
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>>146153520
>taunting

Why?

Nobody watches their kill cams and it just leaves you exposed to getting killed.
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If you don't punch kill at least one guy every game as any character, you are low MMR
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S76 kill quotes

Genji:
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, kid. Even if it's a big one.
Maybe Ziegler will put you back together again.

McCree:
Giddy up.
That six shooter is even more old-fashioned than me.

Pharah:
Pull! Heh.
Maybe the apple does fall far from the tree.

Reaper:
You just never learn, do you?
Maybe you'll stay down this time.

S76:
You can copy the look, but you can't copy the skill.
That's more grey than I remember...

Tracer:
Even you can't outrun bullets, kid.
This is a battlefield, keep the jogging on a track.

Bastion:
Now this brings me back.
Another one for the scrap heap.

Hanzo:
Bows are for hunting, not war.
You're going to need more than overgrown lizards.

Junkrat:
Next time, try actually aiming.
Your aim's as bad as your posture.

Mei:
You're going to have do more than give me a cold.
Bring a helmet instead of a coat next time.

Torbjorn:
Get your toys off my battlefield.
And that's why you should do your own shooting.

Widowmaker:
Squashed.
I guess it's not so easy when they shoot back, huh?

D.Va:
[grumble] Straight from the crib to the battlefield these days.
This is war, kid, not a game.

Reinhardt:
I guess the armor and shield are for show then.
You had to retire some time.

Roadhog:
It's like shooting at the broad side of a barn.
Doubt you'd fit in the slaughterhouse.

Winston:
Stick to your chemistry sets, son.
Should've researched ducking.

Zarya:
At ease, comrade.
Figures that those muscles are for show.

Lucio:
You kids these days listen to the worst music.
Dancing isn't going to dodge bullets, son.

Mercy:
I'd reevaluate your "do no harm" philosophy, doc.
Doubt even you could fix that, Ziegler.

Symmetra:
A lot of good that flashlight did you.
Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.

Zenyatta:
Leave the balls at home next time. This is a fight, not a baseball game.
Sure don't build 'em like they used to.
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>>146153651
>nobody watches their kill cams

I do, what the fuck else am I going to do during that respawn time?
>>
>>146153651
Three quick kills, one was a shut down. It was potg material. Also they got McSkilled, even if it wasn't fth the stigma's still there.
>>
>>146147494
That's most games on the offense for me. And if I pick reinhardt so my team can shoot bastion or the turrets while I shield them they don't do it.
>>
>>146153686
I appreciate the amount of autism that went into this post

>>146153651
kill cam gives you a huge amount of info
>>
>>146153696
spectate your team so you know what's going on currently in the match instead of seeing how you died?
>>
>>146153221
>mercy living through a point blank reaper ult

Do fan art plebs even play the game?
>>
>aimbotting
>make the match end early because so many players ragequit

feels good
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>>146153216
I really want to cuddle with mccree anon while they play overwatch in my lap

it's becoming a problem

I'd play mccree for them and let them tell me all the facts they want
>>
>>146153686
some of those are good, well done
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>>146153651
Well 4 players on the other team were dead, but I'm just Mcmemeing in a solo que.
>>
>>146153651
i just give them an heartily "hello"
>>
>>146153349
Wish I could suck Winston's dick
>>
>>146153798
Yes, 76's ultimate can be very powerful, that obviously being what you mean and not actual hacking
>>
>>146153616
OF
>>
Why does Torb's turret have infinite range and insta-lock across the map?
>>
>>146153780
Zarya bubble, at the edge of the ult range.
>>
>>146153878
>infinite range
hold on now
>>
>>146153878
40 meters range
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>>146153686
>I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced
holy fuck I hope that's real
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>>146153686
>OW will never have the same level of bantz as TF2
>>
>>146153870
NATURE
>>
>>146153878
Becuase it does mediocre damage and only shoots 40 meters and can be outranged by both snipers and pharah
>>
>>146149181
>>146149303
>Implying it's not traditional custom in Egypt, and most of Europe, by 2030.
>>
>>146153854
No I'm using a custom written trigger bot in ring.0.

Literally undetectable.
>>
>>146153870
NATURE
>>
>can't play zarya without unlocking the artic skin

PAY 2 WIN
>>
Why the fuck are these threads so fast and contain so many posts, seems like there is a new thread every hour
>>
>>146153534
I wouldn't know. Be thankful you're not on the Australian servers
>>
>Playing Winston
>Kill their Pharah, Mercy and Tracer in their spawn
>Our team still loses 5v3 and we lose the game
>"monkey wtf u doing"

Go fuck yourselves you god damn retards.
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>>146153976
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>>146153995
Everyone's too mad from shit matchmaking to be able to play games without breaks every few games. Perfect recipe for thread thriving.
>>
>>146154052

this. when you're getting backfilled into 4 games out of 10 it starts getting old.
>>
>>146154037
Reminder that the summer meme is fake
>>
Friendly reminder to not make a new thread and migrate to >>146147453 instead
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>>146154097
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>>146153920
You never know. A lot of TF2's lines were added in patches.
>>
>>146151625
Widow is definitely not bad on Anubis attack
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>>146153686
>Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.
Unreal fucking bm
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>>146154013
>first teamfight on KOTH
>kill two people
>die
>see my team get wiped as soon as I'm dead
>three of the enemy team are still alive

Okay so
Among the five of you guys
You managed to kill half the number of people I did by myself
The math really isn't working out here
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>when you charge dvas ult into a corner and then shield it for maximum safety
>>
>>146147586
0.5s startup
>>
>baint a charge
>hook, line and sinker
that's why you don't 1v1 a hog, you senile old fuck
>>
>>146152602
pharah would be a blend of /adv/ and /k/
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>>146153520

That punch at Genji. Fucking kek'd.
>>
>>146154238
wasnt it like this in the beta?
>>
>>146147586
Fix by killing Mercy first
>>
>>146154337
if it was it was better that way
if it turns out to be as impossible to use it was it was in the beta lower it to 0.4s
anything but instant cast what the fuck
>>
>>146153520
This webm just crashed my chrome
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>>146153686
nice
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>>146147883
> Be me, lvl 90
> play with low mmr friend
> get a lvl 20 Widow that can't land even a bodyshot on Rosie O'donnell
> "Widow please, switch"
> Hanzo

The cancer never ends, my friend.
>>
>>146154398
>chrome
Your chrome crashed crome. That fucker leaks memory worse than my grandmother
>>
>practically win the game as tank
>no commendations or other shit cause no l33t kill count

Tanks get no recognition.
>>
>>146154417

>Been playing solo and with one friend so much
>Play with the friends that made me buy the game
>They are 26, I am 51
>The matches we get
>Nobody bothers about team composition or counters

I don't know if I was this shit at some point but woowee, people fucking suck at this game.
>>
>>146153520
Does genji get any ult charge back? I bet raged.
>>
>>146154504

>damage blocked
>objective time

there you go
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>when the memes are true
>>
Does playing against AI help at all or am i better off just quick playing? I've been queueing with friends in 40-60 range while i'm 20-30 and I've been getting destroyed mostly. Feels like a lot of my issue is in 1v1 fights where how shitty my aiming is really shows. How the fuck do i improve that shit.
>>
>>146154548
Was on it the entire time and blocked a pretty high amount of dmg, shits just overshadowed by dmg dealt and kill bullshit.
>>
>>146154539
He gets all or part of it back if he dies before he can finish his call-out
>>
When does this gay brawl end?
>>
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>having fun as Genji
>other team decides they've had enough of my bullshit and it's time for two Tracers and a Winston
G-Guess I'll switch
>>
>s76 has 200 health
>reaper has 250
why tho
>>
>>146154565
>People who play lots of offensive heroes but still somehow manage to have such a low average elims value

I don't understand.
>>
>>146154568
If you want to try out a new hero without fucking up your stats or others', play against AI. It exists as a practice mode.
>>
>>146154568
The AI is fucking retarded, there's only like 5 or 6 different heroes that the bots actually play. You won't learn shit from it, it's mainly there for when you don't have much time to play but still want to cash in on the 1500 xp bonus for your first win of the day.
>>
>>146154539
Ult charge is drained empty in about half a second and if you get killed in that time you get to keep some of the charge.
>>
>>146154623

Reaper is a close range hero, 76 is medium.
>>
>Summer has officially started
>Only a few days left of June
>Still no ranked
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>>146154623
>widow has 200
>floating robot with zero mobility and medium range at best has 150
>>
So how does concussion mine work when genji reflects it?
>>
>>146154623
He's got super-regenerative genetic enhancement in his bio
>>
>>146154601
>Thinking you're good enough on Genji to make people switch.
Okay kid.
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>>146154601
>having fun as Genji
>other team decides they've had enough of my bullshit so they get a double Winston
>I switch to Reaper
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Tech support incoming
I have the latest Windows Updates and drivers from nVidia. Specs: i5 3570K, GTX 970, 8GB RAM, Windows 10, playing on ultra at 1080p with 120FPS limit for my 144Hz 1080p monitor. Every five games or so, I get completely random crashes where the program shuts down after encountering an "unexpected error" and sometimes I get PFN_List_Corrupt blue screens. I've tried disabling all audio devices, restarting, updating Overwatch, re-installing Overwatch, updating my BIOS, and everything else in the book. Anyone else encounter this error and know how to fix it?
>>
>>146154638
>>146154646
Well shit. Does playing games with people at higher mmr help me out more or should I queue solo until I get good enough?
>>
>>146154767
Maybe he was so bad that those were people from his team.
>>
>>146154793
>>>/g/
>>
>>146154745
Junkrat can still detonate it, hurting himself, and it will even show him killing himself or his teammates on the kill feed. I don't know if it can give Genji the jump or not.
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>>146153976
>Arctic Zyra was the first legendary I unlocked in the Beta
>Everything wipes for release
>Arctic Zyra is the first legendary I get
>>
NEW THREAD
>>146147453
>>146147453
>>146147453
>>146147453
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Is it true?
>>
>>146154793
>Have you tried reinstalling Windows
>>
>>146154861
Actually yeah I have
>>
>2 bastions on attack dorado
>pick bastion to make them see theres too many
>rest of team also pick bastion
>6 bastions on attack
>mfw we win easily
>>
>>146154805
Just don't worry and keep playing, you'll get better eventually.

Even if you don't, once matchmaking gets its head out of its ass you'll get matched with people who are just as bad as you.
>>
>>146154842
thanks
>>
>>146153686
>Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.
Australian-level bantz
>>
>>146154646
You still get xp from playing against bots? Wish I knew that before.
>>
>>146155142
All xp except the first win bonus is halved.
>>
>>146153920
Devs already stated in a stream that new VOs are added/unlocked with content patches and as lore shenanigans advances. Also game is only one fucking month old, while TF2 is what, 10 years now?
>>
>>146150779
oh god individual weapon skins do not bode well
>>
>>146152000
Winston does 0 damage against diva due to the armour mechanic,also her shotguns tear through winston as he needs to be close range.
You got carried.
>>
>>146153108
Whoever made this is wrong as fuck
>>
>>146152000
GET
CARRIED
>>
>>146148812
I have a 66% winrate on Zenyatta too (out of ~100 fights)

He's not that bad.
>>
>lijang
>most kills as Dva
>penta multi but still manage to lose
>in the end comment "really guys"
>"you're attention seeker"
>>
>>146151686
>All the shots are no where fucking near
>First kill is like 2 meters to the fucking right and at foot level
This game is SHIT.
>>
>>146150386
> Symmetra
Designated curry farts.
>>
>>146151067
You do realize these weapon cosmetics are OPTIONAL, don't you? And only if you actually get them in competitive.
>>
>>146150896
>>146151063
>>146151117
>>146151231
Schoolshooter angsty edgelord trope, perfect to the last detail. Hell, the fact that he just keeps on pulling guns from his trench coat is fucking gold.
>>
>>146150460
speak up then, if they arent noticing you being attacked mention it to them

like yeah they're being shitty but they probably cant hear her saying 'i'm being attacked' over all the shit going on, its pretty easy to lose track of mercy
>>
>mfw not enough fanart of genji's bubble butt
>>
>>146151043
Time to buy energy drinks in bulk and frag like good ol times of Q2 & 3.
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>>146151578
> pick Hanzo at early levels during beta cause bow
> weird projectile speed and drop
> suck major donkey balls
> at lvl 50 decide I NEED to get good
> start to practice in the training range whenever soloQ is too toxic and no friends online
> by lvl 75 become a steel-dicked raping machine shooting trees at incredible hihg speed
> close to lvl 100, always golden damage
> Never pick hanzo with friends cause they still believe he's a troll pick

I know that feel, bro
>>
>>146150773
See >>146150861
Zenyatta's skill floor and ceiling are way above the rest of the healers. And don't get me started on his insane DPS.
>>
>>146158950
>I know that feel, bro

Insecurity? 98% of the board life that feel m8.
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