/ink/ - Splatoon General

First for Marie

Second for big sweaty squid ass in your face

Third for Marie's big sweaty squid ass on your face after a Splatfest

you idiots weren't meant to actually start posting here

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fourth for callie's heavy squishy, cuddly, cute, feminine, beautiful, soft, plush, giant, magnum, smooth, sensitive, hot, long, squishy tentacles

Shut the fuck up
Marie will sit on my face with her big sweaty squid ass after a Splatfest if she wants to

If she was dancing all night she must need somewhere to sit
Your face will suffice

So squads?

>>146105203
please don't bump this thread. just let it die

>>146106019
no

Octolings

>>146115164
whats so funny

>>146106019
we're fine

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Big Marie booty, on your face!

>>146098708
Night Owl here.

>half an hour later
>7 unique posters
lol /ink/ is DED

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>>146103136
>>146103326
>>146103451
>>146103541
>>146117384

Reminder that all posters that hate art and drawfriends are hateful shitposters sent by babt. Report them.

did bathtub man ever finish the hud he was working on? it seemed neat, even if I don't like tfé

>>146118371
It works, too bad they butchered it by changing the Red and Blu teams to 'Octo and Squid' teams.

>>146118371
babthud is not a thing
babt and the maker of woomyhud are not the same
it's clear babt hated splatoon and all its posters
so why the fuck would they be modding tf2 to give it a splatoon hud

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>>146103428
>heavy squishy ... long, squishy

>>146118751
Because babt tried to kill /ink/, and when Woomyhud made the discord, people thought that would kill /ink/ since it would take away the drawanons. Hence the name. They're obviously not the same person.

All this doom-saying and warnings of /ink/ dying. Yet it's still here.

>>146118941
But people still think so.

>>146119186
A result of misinformation then.

>>146119158
/ink/ is already dead.

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>>146098708

>>146119186
it's just a joke

>>146119158
we are officially the closest thread to nintendo
>doomed since 1889

>>146119320
Not dead enough. We need to kill it more. Who's next to go? Sameanko?

>>146119485
They made porn

>>146119485
sameanko is already dead to me
do you think he knows about this thread?

>>146118371
>>146119320
>>146119383
>>146119485
>>146119552
Awful lot of memers in this thread already

>>146119696
Memes are memes for a reason. Truth hurts.

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The only thing that could kill Splatoon was Overwatch! And not even it could!

>>146119696
Not enough dreamers.

>>146119696
I was just asking if his hud was good...

so uhh
what does maries butt smell like?

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>>146119913
Love

>>146119913
Shit, dumbass

>>146119773
>Oh look, Splatwatch crossover
Overwatch has put Splatoon onto life support. They should've waited until after the Splatoon anniversary and the Sheldon's picks released.

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Post some impresive webms

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>>146118941
>when Woomyhud made the discord
wut

>>146120083
That wasn't impressive at all, just retarded opponents being retarded.

I guess im going to make the first squad of the thread
Id Sendarum
lets hope there is enought people to form a squad

hey mantis could you hurry up and make that new discord?

>>146120094
There are two discords, the main one full of Scarths and friends, and another made exclusively for the Drawanons to talk in. Both are dead now.

>>146120083
fuck off kikino

>>146120289
don't bully kikino he's a good artist

>>146119352
Alpha has this one.

>>146120126
Just sit back and laugh at him.

>>146120443
for being right?

>>146120443
>trying this hard to get other people to join you in laughing at Octoposter.

>>146120474
At the Octoposter, not the guy calling out the Octoposter.

>>146120474
what are you talking about?

>>146120083
>>146120280
If you're gonna post Overwatch webms, post that one of Torbjorn getting PotG while dead, and falling off a cliff.

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>>146120842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMJ-s4T16M

First result on Google.

>>146120094
they made the exclusive secret drawfriends only club
it's only for artists though, you gotta show some skill like copying and pasting a popular tf2 hud with new textures and calling it your own

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I love this picture.
Marie looks great in Callie colors.

>>146121685
callie is literally perfection

>>146121918
Imagine how great her crotch would smell. Mmmm.

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callie!

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How much longer till /ink/ dies?

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Old thread ded, time for Octolings!

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>>146122567
Callie is much more likable overall, but Marie is inherently superior.

Octofags have literally become cancer.
They just spam their shitty old art and shitty old posts over and over again.
Christ.
>>146122834
The hell does that mean?

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>>146122682
depends on which part you're talking about

>>146122926
There is a lot of new Octoling art out there, but the fact they don't use any of it says something.

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>>146122926
Callie is cute and funny, and has perfect taste in Spatfest themes, but Marie's looks and voice and personality are what make her unquestionably the best.

>>146123415
I don't think that has anything at all to do with what you said.

GOD DAMN

fUCKING HYDRAS

FUCKING HATE YOU

>get a cactus from walmart
>has a pretty flower on it
>two weeks later
>notice that the flower is really dry but it still connected to the cactus
>take a closer look
>it's a flower that was glued onto the cactus
hmm...

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>>146123753
What doesn't it have to do with it?

>>146124037
Because you listed reasons Marie was more likable. And yet you said Callie was more likable.

So my gf and I are going to anime expo and she's cosplaying as Callie and I don't have anything yet. What would be a cheap and easy cosplay? Her boyfriend is already going as Spyke

>>146124394
>my gf
>Her boyfriend
Cuck?

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>>146124340
I don't get what you mean. Just because something is more likable doesn't mean it's the best. Marie is the best.

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>>146124394
...What?

>>146124485
It's an open relationship. I have a boyfriend too, but he's not really into cosplay.

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>>146124550
...Whatever you say.

WAY TO FUCKING GO ZAPPER

FOUR AND FUCKING TEN

mAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T SUCK SO MUCH ASS NEXT TIME

YOU WERE RIGHT TO DISCONNECT BEFORE THE MATCH WAS OVER

SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE HOW BADLY YOU DID

>>146124632
They're not your boyfriend or girlfriend then, they're your whores,

>>146124823
I wasn't asking for you fundamentalist Christian values, I wanted advice on who to cosplay as.

>>146124897
No you're not, you're looking for thread derailment.

>>146124897
put a bag over your head and go as a jelly

>>146124394
>Easy cosplay
Why cosplay if you won't put effort in it?

>>146125146
This, honestly.

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>>146124394

>>146125136
Huh, maybe. It doesn't seem to hard I guess.

>>146125146
Because I don't have enough time to put in effort for a real one since it's two weeks away.

>>146125445
Actually after seeing this, jelly might be too hard

>>146125616
Then go as Captain Cuttlefish retard, easiest costume ever

>>146125831
I'm too fat. I guess it could be funny then. Thanks.

>>146125909
Fuck right along

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>>146125909
>I'm too fat

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>>146125450
better idea for the jelly is to get an umbrella and put strings and shit on it. I saw someone go as that for Halloween once and I though it was pretty cool.

>>146126056
>>146126774
>I'm not fat, I'm big boned
>Squids don't have bones fatass
>Fuck you

>>146119773
Tracer and Callie would be the best friends

>>146127156
I want to smell a squid's fat ass.

>>146128583
What would it smell like?

>>146128670
a fat person's shit

>>146128670
Heaven, or heated sugar.

>>146128752
Fuck off.

What would an Inkling smell like in general? Paint? The ocean? Glue?

>>146128890
>Being this mad he's right

>>146128957
Fruity flavors
So if your tentacles are pink you smell like strawberries, green you smell like grapes, orange like mangoes, and so on

>>146129057
Of course. It's a fantasy, not the real thing, exactly for that reason.

>>146130426
They asked, someone responded.
What do you want?

consensual sex with sleeping callie!

>>146131915
who needs sex when you can just feel her tentacles? hell, just seeing her tentacles in the flesh would probably make my dick hit my fucking chin

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>>146132486
ok that's great and all but i wasn't talking about her tentacles

>>146132898
well there's your problem

>>146132486
You have issues man
It's a fucking tentacle

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>Mariefags crave Marie's breasts and her butt and her vagina
>Calliefags crave Callie's fucking hair
>Calliefags think they're the normal ones

>>146133305
news flash, calliefags want callie's ass too, bud
but mariefags want it on their face

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>>146133305
it's not hair

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>>146132486
>>146133079
i mean, as much as i like callie's tentacles, i think it's a little inconsiderate to derail other people's completely unrelated fantasies with them.
also not just saying this because i have a sleeping girls fetish too
>>146133305
>callieposters never talking about callie's butt
>callieposters never talking about cumming inside callie

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>>146133409
>but mariefags want it on their face
And what's abnormal about that? I'd expect you would like to have Callie's ass on your face too.

>>146133597
>derail
it's not like my shitpost stops anyone else from replying but i guess youre right sorry
>>146133652
I want callie's suction cup on my face

>>146133652
um
not really?
plus mariefags are always making posts with words like "forced" and "make me", wanting to be degraded
that's definitely another few points for weird

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>>146133597
Anybody that wants sex with something as pure as Callie does not love her. This is truth.

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>>146133812
So you not only don't want a plump rear applied to your face, you also want a woman that's withdrawn and not willing to push you around a little? Weak.

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>>146133857
>judging fellow calliefags - your brothers-in-arms - so harshly, simply for wanting to make callie happy
this is not the way of the callie.
disregarding whether callie is "for sex" or whatever, i know you would forgive callie for any sort of misguided kindness.
why will you not forgive your comrades, then?

>>146134163
just post the manmenmei already

>>146134048
>push you around a little
Uh, do you know what degradation is?

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>>146134163
>sex while she's asleep
>making her happy
Sure.

Callie will die a virgin.

>>146134313
Degrading is a subjective term.

So I made it into A+ finally. which has been my goal for a long time. I want to be able to float around A and A+ casually.

However, until yesterday, I had been B+ for months. Only yesterday and today, I caught two really great map rotations for me and shot straight to A+. I'm really scared now. I can tell everyone here is way better than I am, and I had very little tempering in A- and A. I need advice or I'm gonna fall straight back to B

>>146134426

Go to bed Marie

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>>146134426
Too late for that

>>146134540
If you are able to reach S, you are good enough to stay in S
Try and reach S

>>146134426
look, i'm not here to talk fetish morality.
but you know as well as i do that you said "sex" and not "sleep sex".

>>146134048
Not him but I want Marie to be full blooded and sadistic, with her plump butt crushing my face.

>>146134540
I had the exact same experience; except I went undefeated through A+.
If ranking up is most important to you, a good idea can be to practice in Turf War, and only step into Ranked on rotations you're most confident in. That's how I moved up.
Once you reach S rank and higher you gain and lose points much more slowly, between 2 and 5 per game. So deranking is much more difficult, if that helps.

>>146134762
Good taste.

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>>146134163
I'd hold a grudge against Callie, dunno about you

>>146134852
that is very reassuring.

the player skill in B+ and A+ are wildly different. on one hand I'm scared of my opponents, but on the other I'm more confident in my teammates. is the play much different between A+ and S?

>>146135419
S isn't that difficult. Teams are usually much more coordinated and actually employ some strategy between them. They use the voice prompts more often for directions, lot's of 'Booyahs' when somebody does something impressive too.
I'm S+ now though, it's more of the same just with a longer way down.

Let's start an /ink/ challenge.

start a new character. make it to S at as low a level as possible

>>146137754
can we play the single player for the weapons?

>>146137879
you can do whatever you want. the only things the matter is your level and rank

>>146137754
alright ill try this tomorrow
might take me a couple of days

>>146123914
we love you too. have a nice morning / day / evening / night.

>>146138365
yeah, take as long as you need. I figure a big part of it will be waiting for good map/mode rotations

>>146137754
K. Done

>>146139123
well? wutdoyagot?

also- there's no way to edit ranks, right? (save scumming is fine)

>>146139021
lol im not a fuckin loser. i play when i want. I feel like a good strategy would be to try to prevent knockouts, since a win is a win, but knockouts award you more points towards your level

>>146139406
There is, but it's not as well documented as gear editing.

>>146137754
Taking this seriously, it's going to take a while i'm going to play the perfect rotations i know i'll win 95% of the games on

>>146139406
>this nigga
someone call slimy to prime this man on the advanced arts of number typing

>>146139406
yes, you can edit rank, level, money, snails, the whole shebang

>>146139406
No, you can edit ranks. I just wanted to do it for fun, as you said.

>>146139445
>>146139514
the meta begins

>>146139494
shit, that might spoil this idea

Wait what? Haunt is considered good now?

>>146140064
Haunt gives you Defense and Damage Up buffs whenever you are tracked by enemy Echolocator/Point Sensor.
As well as tracks whoever kills you.
Now that Cold Blooded is nerfed, it's easily the best ability.

>>146140064
haunt is my favorite <3

the info it gives your team is invaluable. as a runner or a back line player.

>>146140064
not really. I like it a lot, though.

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>tfw callie will never cheer you up with a hug

>>146140064
Giving your team information of the state of the game is good. Mostly the nerf to CB is was made people say they use it. I haven't really encountered that many haunts online since the patches though.

The DMG, DEF, Movement buff doesn't really matter since I don't see people using echo, PS, or haunt that much anyway post patch. It's also not the draw of using Haunt and it seems situational at best. I'm not sure the amount of boost it gives either since it happens so rarely.

What weapons/abilities would dominate a map that was a large, completely flat rectangle?

>>146141624
chargers
why is this even a question

>>146141624
dynamo
main saver

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>tfw Callie thinks you hate her

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>>146141880
>tfw she was right

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>>146141880

>>146142875
Callie and her seven foot boyfriend

>>146142982
manlets don't get idols, anon,

>>146143019
Never said they didn't
Callie deserves nothing less than the alpha Inkling

ink mines disappear on death, right?

>>146142875
These Japanese comics rarely make sense, but why is Marie upset? If she's already got married herself in this comic, what is the problem?

>>146143275
no
source: been killed by inkmines while the gook was walking out of spawn

>>146143379
jealousy is a funny thing

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Every inkling boy is issued his own personal
octoling when he successfully learns to hold his
humanoid form.

>>146143485
That's the most retarded thing I've heard all week.

>>146142875
this isn't translated very well. what the fuck is a baku?

>>146143643
a baku is a creature in japanese mythology who eats the dreams of people

>>146143575
>denying the fact he'll never become an inkling boy
>denying the fact that he'll never drive his dick into an octolings clenched buttcheeks

It's okay, anon. I don't mind if you project your feelings toward me.

>>146143775
That's the second most retarded thing I've heard all week.
You guys aren't much smarter than Octolings yourselves, are you?

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>>146143863
how can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real

>>146143863
Denial will only get you so far in life, anon.
You're with friends now, anon; we don't mind if
you're retarded.

Aren't there websites that can test your internet connection, and how suited it is for gaming? It seems like the lag is gettin worse, and I think it's Cox's fault

>>146144030
>go to speedtest.com and record your connection
>call cox tomorrow
>tell them your internet has been slow and disconnecting recently
>they fix it and tell you to go to speedtest.com
>somehow the speedtest is now almost double what you pay for and triple of what you saw last night
>probably don't have to call them again for another few months unless it acts up again

Man, once either team takes Mahi Mahi's splat zone, it takes forever for the other team to take it

i want to cum on callie's tum

>>146143775
I'd rather an Octoling shove a vibrator set on max into my dick then suffocate me with her ass.

Do you find yourselves more attracted to real life squids, after /ink/?

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>>146145262

No. My love of spats is even stronger however

>>146145052
Here's some strats for it:

1. If you have sprinkler sub, put them on those wallers on the little perch in the middle so it constantly inks the whole zone.

2. If you have a bomb rush special, you can stay on your side (the area with the sloped walkway and before you jump to that walled off perch thing) and lob bombs over everything to take the zone from there on your own. Doesn't hurt to have 1 or 2 mains of bomb range up either.

>>146145262
I had a spats fetish before this game came out like the other guy. Spats art is a lot more common now, and Splatoon only helped that.

>>146145081
I want to kick Callie in the clitoris with steel-capped boots!

>>146145441
>>146145529
Mah niggas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS2qtUG4laU

>>146146256
>CGI

garbage.

It's time that we all fucking stop denying that e liters aren't the most broken bullshit weapon. Stop being afraid that /ink/ is going to make fun of you, admit that it's the most bullshit fucking weapon

>>146147098
If they were, everyone would use them.

>>146146509
It's a celebration of spats, not the shining example of them.

>>146147229
then why would you post a terrible video instead of a good one?

>>146147176
Most of /ink/ can't even use Chargers

run speed up isn't really worth it on .96 gal, right? You move so slowly while shooting, I don't think 50% on top of slow as shit makes a difference

>>146147914
I think it's worth it because I don't like moving so slowly.

>>146147914
It can help, but you're better off with ink savers, or Swim Speed if you're using the Deco for speedier Krakens.
Damage Up is also a must these days.

>>146147176

Shut your fucking ad homening, slipper sloping, strawmanning, no true scottsmaning, appeal to majoritying, stupid piece of shit ass

>>146148159
What do all those words mean?

Where the FUCK are the manmenmis

>>146148367
mememan tried to cum on Callie's tentacles while driving and died in a car crash

>>146148527
not the same person

>>146149123
that's not fancy woomy faggot

>>146147914

Run Speed isn't worth it on 96 Gal, SSPro, or H-3. Any other shooter is fine, but they're too slow for it to make a difference.

Nobody answered me yesterday, are the servers messing up, or is it possibly my internet? I'm streaming video as well and the video isn't getting interrupted. Is my internet cutting out for a split second, and that causes the game to crash?

>>146150257
My game also gets lag while my roomate uses Netflix etc.

>>146150430

it's not so much lagging as it is just freezing and ending the game. I'm guessing it must just be me then

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I dont play splatoon anymore
I just wanted to share this pic
I think it's pretty nice
That's all. Thanks for listening.

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>>146150894

>>146150894
Fuck off

I want to [action] [splatfest inkling]'s [body part].

>>146151558
you sick fuck
I bet you verb nouns too

>>146151558
I want to repair go to space woomy's uterus

hi

hı

You enjoying Valhalla or MN9, /ink/?

>>146152769
Overwatch is fun!

I want to stuff a pineapple inside disgusting woomy's panties

>using your special recharges your ink
>towers move faster with multiple people
>mashing jump makes you swim up walls faster

Why don't they tell you this shit during loading screens?

>>146153368
the third one is told in octo valley
i think second is told in the TC rules help prompt but i can't remember

>>146153783
>i think second is told in the TC rules help prompt but i can't remember

help prompt? If there's fun facts about modes, I'd like to see some rules. Even at level 50 I'm learning shit, and I wish my team mates would know some of this

>>146153348
10/10

>>146153871
Are you fucking kidding? You never saw the prompt to press X when choosing a mode?

>>146154028

Nope. Pretty sure plenty of people haven't either. They really should just put it during the lobby waiting

How come even when they don't have defense ups, .96 gal doesn't 2 shot them?

>>146154276
Latency. Sometimes I get kills with the .52 without hearing hitmarkers.

>>146154276
Damage falloff and/or latency

>>146153348
i want disgusting woomy to crush my testicles while making that face

DREAMS WITH MARIE

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>>146154276
If you meant up close it is most likely latency

>>146156990

>a couple of feet changes a 2hko to a 4hko

Holy shit, I wish I knew this before

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>>146157039
It happens to them all

>>146154276

96 was nerfed recently, if you didn't know. It now has the same damage as the 52.

>>146157094

and people say Damage Up is useless on some weapons. Sloshing Machine without Damage Up is hot garbage and regular Slosher is less effective

>>146156596
Watching Marie while shes having a sex dream!

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There are exactly enough slots on gear to equip Haunt, Ink Resistance, and 37 Damage up which is exactly enough to make rapid blasters direct for 99.9

>>146160052
But Rapid Blaster needs Run Speed too

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I just saw that Sketch and Noseanon returned, I'm so happy!!
Anyway, have Callie pretending she's a magical girl.

>>146162083
Not a fan of the magical girl stuff, but you make it look good
Or maybe Callie is just that perfect

>there are no western Splatoon players

There actually are quite a few. They are just stuck in the C rank it seems

>>146163008
There are people that are seriously unable to get out of C rank, this amuses me.

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>>146163712
>tfw there are kids that are better squids than you are

>>146160749
>splatoon won't let your build be totally op.

life as a squid is rough.

>>146163712
I don't think they understand the objective. From what I see they play it like turf war still

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>>146164052
>That scumbag tryhard fucking no-life Japanese bastard that destroyed your ass with the Tentatek, is actually a nine year old girl home from school, and is just looking to play a fun game before she starts her homework
Don't know how to feel about this

>>146165126
>latency advantage

woomy tummy

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It's pretty sad that so many /ink/ players can't even reach S rank when little girls like this are currently S+.

>>146167182
latency advantage

>>146162083
Cute!

yeah... yall lied to me

I tried blasters today. idk why people say you don't need to be able to aim.

i wanna cum on callie

I want to murder Callie

>>146162083
it's nice to have you back too, anon
the heart tentacles are a nice touch

>>146169736
I think 'get gud' goes without saying

>>146170393
I'll get gud with a weapon that isn't total shit, tyvm

>>146170536
K

>>146168171
works both ways

>>146160052
>ink res
replace that garbage with swim speed or run speed

>>146171149
does ink res even do anything?

>>146171623
not since the nerf

>>146171687
>>146171623
>>146171149
Ink Res for movement is meh but the damage negation can be a real save.

>>146172314
Or you could put something more consistent if you avoid stepping in ink.

>>146150974
>too retarded to use :orig
sasuga octofags

tfw can't wear ink res and bomb sniffer at the same time
tfw can't wear haunt and cold blooded at the same time
tfw can't wear opening gambit and last ditch effort at the same time

>it's a tc-sz-tc episode

>>146172975
You'd have to be really starved for ability for one main to make a difference

>>146173830
yeah, it's called min max

>>146173934
That's retarded in this game. That's like planning out having x amount of shots after throwing a sub since there is passive regen and regen after swimming in your ink which you will be doing for most of the game.

I have gear that gives me one shot after throwing 3 burst bombs and it rarely comes into play that I'll need that one shot

>>146174197
>That's like planning

not sure how this is somehow worse than ink res.

>>146173830
It'd make a bigger difference than ink res

>needing abilities other than Damage Up

>>146174579
>dmg dynamo

>needing Damage Up

>needing abilities

>needing

>>146169736

The 'you don't need to aim' thing is just salt from people that were blown up by Luna Blasters.

One of the worst things about asking for advice is knowing how to tell the difference between legit advice and salty shit. Things that kill you more often than others leave a lasting impression, which is one of the reasons that people complain about stuff that's 'cheap' but not necessarily good.

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I couldn't wait anymore, so i brought a manmeimi, but now i don't understand what it means.

>>146175408
this manenemenmei is feeling extra horny today because its hairstyle day! obviously its feeling very happy and excited for its new hair, tako chan doesnt have hair to fix up, haaha what an asshole! hair sure is fun to fix up, manenemenmei, but its not gonna fix that broken leg of yours

>>146175554
DAILY MANMENMEI COME BACK

WE MISS YOU. I MISS YOU

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>>146172975

Just avoid enemy ink? Wow anon, you make it sound so easy.

>>146176185
I know stepping in something that isn't your color is hard especially since it's so alluring, but eventually you'll be smart enough not to walk into it.

Dead general

>>146179285
thats what happens when you get scrublords who think that NS and IR is the shit

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>>146137754
hows this

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>you will never see callie smile when you reassure her that you don't mind her with a bit of squish, she's cuter that way
>you will never hear her giggle when you squeeze her tummy
sigh

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>>146182903

thank god for the discord some of you are fucking retarded

>>146185031
?

who wanna squad, it's zones por-
fuck that

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>page 10
faito!

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>>146188085
cheerleader callie a Q T Π

>>146188306
Did you draw this?

>>146188374
i wish
but it's actually by a twitter artist named harukou
https://twitter.com/86ko_mlkgm/status/736811001484443648

>>146189583
>Callie discovers an ancient tribe who worship chips

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Do you worship her daily, /ink/?

>>146190854
I worship callie's tentacles

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>>146190854
Annie? Yes.

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callie!

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>>146192254

Is!

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>>146192646
A!

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>>146192902
qt!

>>146192254
>>146192646
>>146192902
>>146193004
>>146193376
dead game

>>146190041
America is a tribe?

so is stacking 9 of the same abilities no longer trendy?

>>146194598
I have never seen the uncensored version of the image after FOR

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>>146194598
naisu

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>>146194610
nope

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>>146194598
ftfy

also filename

>>146195167
why are mariefags so mean

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>>146195167
wow you're rude. who hurt you?
I like her personality, too. I must admit, though, her tentacles are definitely my favorite. I'm very shallow sorry

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>>146195420
>Implying Mariefag
Nigger you know you wouldn't even like Calllie if her hair was short

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>>146195638
i would still love callie just as much with short tentacles!
those are just a bonus that make her even more perfect.
if you don't like marie either, you're really just a cynic. it would do you a lot of good to lighten up.

>>146195638
it's not hair

>>146195927
>no mask
it's garbage

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>>146195947
You definitely wouldn't have locked onto her in the first place if she did.
I like them both, but you're obsessing over the wrong qualities.

>>146196030
still missing camp

>>146196240
Jesus christ I didn't save the fixed version?

Fuck my life

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>>146196229
i can tell you for a fact that's plainly just not true.

>>146196229
that's true... I was big into marie when I first got the game

>>146196505
So it is a good thing to froth over her hair dicks and not everything else that makes her so great?

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>>146196030

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>>146196673
it's no different from frothing over ass and tits. don't judge me man...

>>146196760
gook detected

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>>146196673
i never said that.
most of the time i'm not obsessing over her tentacles. i am talking about everything else. like how nice she is, and how she always feels like the kind of person that would know just what to say to cheer you up. her cheery, go-get-em personality and her idealistic mind.
i would not have liked her as much as i did without her being so perfect. no amount of tentacles could change that.
it's just that all girls have physical attributes too, and if those attributes just so happen to be appealing to you, there's nothing wrong with appreciating them.

>>146196760
Fresh from 2ch.

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>>146196824
I just find it funny we have such a perfect imaginary girl on our hands, who is cute, funny, kind, patient, ethical, has exceptional taste in themes, her voice and her laugh could melt hearts... and you either flat-out ignore these traits _most of the time_, but also make up some new, blatantly false ones, like her craving jizz on her head, or having a flabby belly, neither of which makes any goddamn sense.

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>>146197217
>you either flat-out ignore these traits _most of the time_
okay now you're just making shit up

>>146197217
why would I care about those traits on an imaginary girl? holy autismo if I want a real relationship I'll just go out and get one. Callie is an imaginary girl that I fap too, nothing more. she's not a fucking waifu to me

Why does Tia always start shit?

>>146197217
>ethical
>known to drive without a license

>>146197834
Guess she's going to hell then