/ink/ - Splatoon General

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>>146252730
YES!!!
Friends confirmed forever!

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Anyone caught posting Callie or Marie or Inkling will be sent underground!

>>146253706
Yes. I'm not sure if you're talking specifically PE classes or just unrelated classes for a degree (General Education) but both are needed. It's to make students "more well rounded" and "totally not waste of your time."

Unless is a specialty school like a music conservatory, then the classes needed to earn a degree are usually related to that degree.

>>146254201
The course I'm in only offers three units in the first year, I need to choose an additional Elective as filler.

>>146253920
I don't think you know what "friends" means, anon.

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>>146254691
Being friendly, and not being bullies!

>>146254201
My college requires students to take 2 general education classes, but we don't have compulsory physical education classes. That seems pretty weird from my perspective.

>>146255213
I'd never heard of compulsory phys ed in College. School sure, but not at College.

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Not sure if Octofags are dead or everyone is dead.

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We had a good run

>>146257798
I want to have sex with marie on top of a dead octoling

>>146259546
but we still haven't finished, lets wait until the amiibo before we bury out WiiUs

>>146259618
That's how most of Agent 1 and 2's raids end; celebratory sex on top of all their dead enemies.

>>146259546

Zelda and the launch of the NX will kill this game dead. That is unless NX has really shitty launch titles besides the big Z and that game isn't a particularly noticeable improvement on it's Wii U version

>>146259825
Also depends on if the NX can play Wii U games. Or if a new Splatoon game is made for the NX.

>>146259949

I hope it can't backwards compatibility limits the leaps you can take forward. It's better that they release a remaster and discount it heavily for people who owned the Wii U version

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know true fear

>>146260260
I do doubt it will feature both a touch screen in the controller and motion sensors, but you never know.

>>146260476
Do we know anything about the NX?
We don't even know its real name

>>146260868
No, but we can surmise it won't from some details about Breath of the Wild.

>>146260476
Well the Wii U is backwards compatible, just by using the old Wii controller. The NX wouldn't need to work the same as the Wii U in order to be compatible.

>>146254892
I want to bully lil callie

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Post more X

X

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Callie? Callie! Callie.

>>146264123
Nyaaaaww

>>146264123
Callie in a tee is the sweetest thing, let alone small Callie.

>"The first battles of the Great War ended in victory for the Octarian forces. The diligent Octarians easily dominated the Inklings, who were unable to wake up early enough in the morning to defend themselves."

I REGRET BEING A NIGHT OWL IMMENSELY

Also the European one is different and I don't know why.

>"The first battles of the Great War ended in victory for the Octarian forces. The diligent Octarians easily dominated the Inklings, who were unable to wake up early in the morning. The Inklings have long led a hedonistic style of life."

>>146264705
I've found the EU version uses bigger words in places for some reason.

>>146265067

EU children can handle/like using big words???

>>146265218
It's not unheard of.

>>146263634
what is that

>>146265067
That's fine but the Hedonistic part makes it sound like a different sort of context.

Or maybe not. I dunno.

>>146265586

Up all night partying/losing themselves in debauchery. So it's less laziness than it is them prioritising enjoyment over everything else

>>146265586
It's sort of just saying they led laid-back lifestyles, I don't think it adds any additional meanings to the scenario. Though a lot of the sunken scroll texts are changed between versions, sometimes for seemingly no reason.

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I wasn't here to say so before, but kudos to the drawanon. This is one of the best looking Splatoon fanarts I've seen, even if the thighs are too long.

time to shitpost to keep the thread alive until 5, when the REAL shitposts come

i suck balls all day just because i like it so much

>start squidbagging
>pop a boner
what is happening to me

>>146268204
I remember that video. Good times.

>>146270562
i even have it webm'd for convenient viewing
https://my.mixtape.moe/pijlqz.webm

>>146272394
here's your guaranteed reply

>>146272456
thanks, i was hoping for some (you)s

does anyone have that website with how long it's been since we've seen each map and mode

>>146252730
op is a faggot

>>146273045
http://splatpast.com/
here you go my dude

>>146273795
thanks

>nobody can make a good push for five minutes
>other team always wins with ease in overtime
holy shit this game sucks

I miss old UU.

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>>146276478

Me too

I don't understand why this game needs server maintenance when it's p2p.

on a slightly related note: do you think that nintendo won't cheap out next time and get some fucking servers for splatoon 2?

>>146277605
>nintendo
>decent online
good joke

maybe they'll get their shit together with the nx and not have retarded low friend list caps and be able to add/invite friends from inside a game
among other things of course

>>146252730
So my friend and I are writing Octo porn, when it is done, should we pastebin it and post it here?

>>146279031
does it involve tentacles? if not, don't bother

>>146279127
Yes, but more its just hair grabbing things, rather than tentacle rape. [/spoiler}

thoughts on the cherry H-3?

>>146279901
v good weapon I really really like it

>>146279901
Tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter

>>146279031
>You will never write lewd fanfiction with your friends
Unsure if this is a bad thing or very very good thing.

>>146277605
There's not gonna be a Splatoon 2 sorry

>>146280694
>people actually believe this
Oh wait, no they don't.

>>146252730
>octo48.jpg
>>146253735
>octo51.jpg
This is one of the most depressing things I've seen here in a long time.

>>146279031
No, fuck off

>>146281835
Why would they ever waste money making another Splatoon game?

>>146279031
Do it

>>146279362
Not that anon, but being a lewd writer myself I'd like to hear what you two come up with.
Maybe I can help.

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>>146280394
Its pretty good. Its set in the 1930s, because we had just watched Chaplin's Modern Times, and fucking a street urchin who is completely dependent on you is hot, especially if they are a tomboy who tries to be independent

>>146282165
It's guaranteed money. First game was a huge success. I realize you're trolling, but you need to attack it on a point that makes sense.

>>146282576
It won't work twice, they're not going to make a whole new game just because they got lucky first time. The NX will have limited games.
>Implying trolling
If that's what they call realism these days.

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>>146282517

>>146282806
Literally Pikmin is getting a sequel. They can make time for something 100X as popular as it. Again, try harder or just educate yourself if you're dumb enough to believe what you're spewing.

>>146282958
If you're the one deluded enough to think that of all their titles, SPLATOON is the one they'll redo, you're only setting yourself up for disappointment.

>>146282517
Post it

>>146283118
Have fun being wrong just like all the people who said Splatoon wouldn't sell and would die in a week.

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>>146283268
I have to enlarge the part that i wrote, which is the greentext. Most of it was written in email, but i put mine in greentext anyway.


And i have to make a pastebin acount

>>146283625
To be fair Splatoon is dead now, so...

>>146282576
>>146283118
>>146283625
>I realize you're trolling
>Keeps replying regardless
fucking stop

>>146283738
>And i have to make a pastebin acount
...???

>>146283738
can you make the ending involve choking and then unintentional necro

>>146283625
not that dude, but the devs seem to actually care about the game so i doubt they'd put out a sequel if it wasn't necessary. so, perhaps when the interest has died down or the game is incompatible with the new system, then you could start expecting a sequel/remake
if i aint broke don't fix it

>>146284017
I'm not saying we'll get a yearly Splatoon like CoD, but we'll definitely get an NX version maybe year three or so after Zelda and Mario Kart have come out and the team has had sufficient time to work on the next.

>>146284250
That's not what they said.

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>>146284326

Is /ink/ going to die just like /mk8g/ now?

>>146284637
Unless we get a new game, which we're not.

>>146284637
not if our mariefag can help it

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>>146284787

>>146285075
Why do people like this ugly girl

>>146283268
>>146283738
http://pastebin.com/wJuacccV

I wrote up to them ordering food, well written too, but i wasn't logged in somehow, and it got erased.

>>146285663
gross

>>146285663
cute

>>146285912
how is that cute

>>146285989
the outfits look nice and callie looks cute
mare's got a gorilla nose though, that might need some work

>>146285663
Me too.

>>146286179
dude but what about the crosses in their eyes

>>146285625
>"I'm not a kid, you know. I'm 14, I think."
die pedo

>>146286321
>Actually reading it

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How?

>>146285625
>>146286321
They are 14 in the game you soft boiled egg nigger. Also, Goy got tired while writing the actual sex scene, and refuses to edit it.

>>146279901
SHORTER COOLDOWN WHEN
W
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>>146286618
It's Splathax, what are you, a pleb?
all the cool squids are doing it.

>>146286618
Savefile editing

>>146286820
>slimy
>cool
that nigga uses sticks, he ain't cool familio

>>146286723
In stories like this you leave the age ambiguous. Of course they're underage.

>>146286618
Typical Splash-O-Matic retards. Fuck those retards.

>>146282512
And what do you think of it so far, i enjoy the setup, and i had a lot of cute stuff written, but fucked it up. Ill rewrite it later.

>>146285625
it's a neat little idea. if you're looking for critique, the dialogue should sound a little more natural. sometimes it sounds like it's an extension of the narration in terms of the style, which you should try to avoid. compare:
>"Everyone has to work for someone in these times."
>"Everyone's gotta earn their keep these days."
>"I'd feel better if you walked up instead of riding on my shoulders, just because I'm not used to your weight and we could fall."
>"Try walking yourself up, eh? Don't wanna end up falling or somethin'."
also, try to describe your characters a little better over time. you did little to describe the actual octoling after the initial exposition, and that also could have used more. i would've thought she was an inkling if you didn't state otherwise. try describing the appearance throughout the story.
hope this helps!

>>146286618
how much fresh?
not fresh, the orange shoes don't match with the vest

>>146287732
Also horrible taste in weapons.

>>146287372
>ACTUALLY reading it

>>146287931
but anon, that's the best weapon

>>146288045
why wouldn't i?

>>146288075
Kill yourself Splash-O-Matic fah.

>>146287372
goy here, this is my bad, I usually talk like that so it may sound foreign/stiff to others

>>146288167
Octolings

>>146289029
i mean yeah, that's true.
but regardless, i thought it'd be nice to check it out and see how good this person's writing is.

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>finally see splatoon tentacle porn
>it's even of callie
>tfw it looks like shit
why

http://khecchi.tumblr.com/post/146260936628
http://khecchi.tumblr.com/post/146304970458

>>146290229
What the fuck did you expect? I probably know the one you're talking about.

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>>146290229
To some people, any picture involving Callie and her tentacles is technically tentacle porn.

>>146290497
lol wtf

>>146291191
correct

>>146290724
something at least decent.
this is my fetish i need it
>>146291191
>just realized having a hair fetish and tentacle fetish makes hair tentacles like, a double fetish
huh

>>146291528
K post link.

>>146286947
I don't get the point of the new discord

>>146291816
http://nipper-bipper.tumblr.com/post/146305598502/callie-pls

>>146291945
Yeah that's pretty shit.

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callie!

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i wonder if that guy who wanted a callie and marie color swap a while ago is still here?

why do these girls have plus signs in their eyes it makes my skin crawl

>>146292247
Callie looks better in green, while Marie looks considerably worse.
You could either take this as meaning Callie looks good in any color, or Callie's normal pallette is bad.
Or maybe this art is just shit.

>>146292323
The world may never know.

has there been any EDGY ON PURPOSE art of the squid sisters? i mean like, gore/body horror instead of squishing an octoling

>>146292517
>Artist literally just swaps colors
>This color swapping looks like shit
Talk about a bunch of cynics.

>>146292691
There was some shitty gmod stuff

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Today on "art that would normally be cute but is drawn by a shit artist":

>>146292691
There is depressingly little.

>>146292695
What can I say, color plays a huge part in any context. Putting Marie in black and reddish "edgy" colors does make a massive difference.

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>>146292543

>>146293048
No, Cinnamon princess.

Marie is leading Splatfest scores on a technicality.

>>146292865
what confuses me is that this artist clearly has some understanding of 3d forms (hair bow, ect.) and cute ideas but is still stuck in their off model tumblr phase

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early bird!
>>146293171
what

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>>146293398
You know, at this time Marie has more total popularity and win percentage, while Callie has more more overall wins.

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I don't care much for Callie but this is really nice.

>>146293171
>>146293398
oh, i just noticed the names
well, she's won the most splatfests, silly
significantly more, in fact

>>146293557
If she's won more, she's still Splatfest Queen, right?
At the very least, don't use your own standards to refute someone else's subjectivity.

>>146293259
Tumblr is a disease
so many artists refuse to draw beautiful characters more beautiful than they are themselves, so they purposefully draw them ugly, because they are their own standard of beauty

>>146291945
oh yeah and there's also http://theurw.tumblr.com/post/141458554112/
but it looks bad too

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>>146293778
I'm not saying she isn't the overall winner, but her title isn't indisputable.
Besides the point; Queens are evil. Callie's a Princess.

>>146293990
>Queens are evil
now you're just being silly

>>146293971
That's the one I was thinking of. That artist also posts on /aco/.

>>146294134
Do not debate Disney logic.

>>146293790
i mean, you could say it was that. personally, i think it's more a case of them wanting to create "unusual" looking characters but they lack creativity to make their own, and in this case chose callie as their victim. it'd look better on an oc because we don't have a preconceived image of the character like we do with callie, so there's no chance of it looking off model
in a similar vein, this is why there are so many shitty rainbow squid ocs. they're like nautical sparkledogs

>>146294673
the off-modelness isn't the problem. people can draw characters differing from how they look in the game and have it look good. people do it almost all the time.
the problem is the model itself and the shit art style the artist employs.

>>146294751
yeah, i realized after posting that off model wasn't the word i should have used. thanks anon

>>146294673
i don't think this would look good on any character, original or not, but thats a very good point
Tumblrs 'special snowflake' syndrome extends to its artwork, even if it means making it look bad on purpose

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There's some really cute shit in the thread on /c/.

>>146295368
I wish /ink/ would move to /c/

>Getting back on Splatoon for the first time since October

Time to relearn and catch up on everything.
I missed you /ink/

>>146295676
We probably couldn't. We post too much nitty gritty hardcore shit.

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>>146295776
You've missed quite a lot. Pleeenty of new weapons, and Splatfest as a system has been completely redone. There's one coming this weekend that you can suffer in.

>>146295368
agreed, but it's mostly stuff i already have.

>>146294673
Maybe it's because I haven't searched Deviantart, but I haven't seen many MLP tier squid OC's.

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>>146295991
that picture's artifacted to shit

>>146295991
Cool.
Time to get started

>>146297145
Thanks, I never notice these things.

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i prefer the second picture

>>146295776
beware of the new weapons. they're all ebin ezpz weapons that encourage no skill play. the latest update just about killed the game

>>146297658
Kek, that's why they're so easy to counter.
Once everything is a crutch, nothing is a crutch.

>>146297658
If Rollers are still good I can hopefully stand up to them. I mained Carbon Roller by the way.

>>146298369
>point and mash zr and r the weapon
oh

>>146298369
They were nerfed a bit at some point, but they're still really powerful. I love the new Splat Roller.

This thread is 98% shitposting. I blame OP.

>>146298494
I never really used it like that and I do use other weapons. Its just that when it comes to inking turf, rollers are my go-to weapon.

>>146298662
octos are friends.

>>146299006
fuck off bathtub

>>146298662
If OP were a normal picture all of this could be avoided.

>>146286265
>not loving unusual pupils
I didn't come here for shit taste.

>>146286618
Oh... there's no report button, is there? That sucks.

>>146299124
Doesn't seem that abnormal to me. I mean look at some of the other OP's on this board.

Sex with Marie!

>>146299314
t. OP

>>146299314
t. nikki

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>>146299370
Please

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>>146299370
>>146299702

>>146299850
source?

>>146300016
Fuck if I know where it came from but here's the full pic
http://i.imgur.com/8OeRwnq.jpg
Warning: also contains worst girl

>>146300165
holy fuck thank you anon

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this guy really likes callie and gengar

>>146300693
Does that mean Marie has Alakazam?

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callie is a princess!

>>146300870
Nah Marie has good taste.

>>146300693
The two worst characters from their respective games of origin, together at last

>>146300693
this looks fucking awesome

>>146300165
>>146300964
mariefags need to chill

>>146300964
Hey, that's not Gardevoir.

>>146300964
>worst characters
There's like 600+ Pokemon and you have to pick this one to complain about?

>>146301132 is more correct than you.

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I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.

>>146300693
>used gengar before it was meta and before mega evolutions existed
>this art is really good but i prefer marie

>>146301132
>>146301264
I said "game of origin"
That means Red and Blue
Gengar was garbage in Red and Blue

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>>146301438
Marie would most definitely be a Ghost Trainer.

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>>>/vp/

>>146300892
this picture reminds me of when my little sister shaved her eyebrows off

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>>146301616
I'm gonna be real, the discussions we had during the Pokemon Splatfests were better than any I ever had on that godforsaken board.

>>146301616
>>>/youareanigger/

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somehow callie's tentacles are only slightly longer than marie's untied

>>146279901

Strongest weapon in the game, potentially.

You know how people used to say that the 96 Deco was the best wep in the game, before it was nerfed? Cherry H-3 is better now than the 96 was in its prime.

The thing is ridiculously strong. It's 'balanced' by its high skill floor and not much else.

>>146301840
Callie often drawn with darker skin, this is nice

>>146301840
red a shit

>>146302318
It's because she leaves the house, gets into the sun more.

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This is fucking adorable.

the thread is dying
quick, post shitty art!!!

>>146303235
you sound bitter

>>146303235
it's not that bad............................

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Hello again, friends!

>>146303535
Fuck off.

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That's way too much Callie and Marie being posted... looks like some bullies are going to be banished underground!

>>146303720
don't reply

>>146303772
I want this octoling to look at me with disgust

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>>146303720
That's no way to treat a friend!

>>146303871
>>146303772
I want both of you to put bullets through your brains.

>>146298987

Try the Octobrush for inking turf and combat. It's been buffed a few times, while the rollers have been nerfed.

why can't we all shut up

>>146304009
fuck off, lesser species

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>>146304062
The Octobrush is the best weapon of them all! All Octofriends love it!

>>146304289
I love octos as much as the next guy, but this is just disgusting.

>>146304289
HAHAHAHAHA

please stop giving him attention

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Happy birthday Inkling friend!

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>>146304289
>that one teeny tiny eye

>>146304501
but l like octoposter

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>>146304526
Ouch! Mean Inkling! Unhappy birthday!

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>>146300693
> Gengar hiding in a shadow
> Callie hiding in a puddle

Neat.

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F R I E N D S !
R
I
E
N
D
S
!

WHERE ARE YOU IN OUR TIME OF NEED MANMENMEI

>>146304501
you got it famalam
what do we talk about now

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>>146305007
Talk about Octolings!

>>146305159
*octarians
octosniper is my favorite

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>>146305007
Comfy, relaxing cunniligus with Marie.

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>>146304526
>>146304726

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>>146305237
Octolings are my favorite!
Octolings are everyones favorite!

>>146304984
>manmenmi is posted
>shitposting continues regardless
what do you want

>>146305467
MANMENMEIS

>>146305467
i want the fucking translator anon to tell us that he want to cum on callie's tentacles so i remember to wank

I got the game a couple of days ago

I don't know what I expected from a Splatoon General

Maybe it'll be better during Splatfest.

>>146305721
should have purchased it 10+ months ago

>>146305721
you came too late, bud.

>>146304984
I dunno, Translator Anon seems to be on a mini-break. Maybe he got tired of all the shitposting that was going his way.

>>146305804
Yeah but

Times were tough

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Today's Manmenmei has a big bag of crabs here!
She's gonna put them in her mouth, oh yes!
She's gonna run 'round town on a market day!
Everyone will look at her and say she's got a mouthfull of crabs!

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>>146305721

Welcome, anon!

>>146305721
I love the game but got real burned out on it.
I haven't played it probably since late last year and dread to think how shit I would be now.

Maybe I'll change my wii u nickname and find out

>>146306108
who are you? I miss you

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This Mememmaimeimian is doing aerobics with Octo-chan or some shit! She has no bones so she feels no pain as she contorts her body into positions it was not meant to!
>Fuuuuck...
I couldn't agree more Mememmaimeimian! Aerobics is painful! I can barely touch my toes much less touch them to my nose! Aerobics was invented in 35 000 BC (Before Callie) by the ancient Greeks, and they fucking hated it! It was originally intended as a form of punishment for Spartan bastards, but it only served to make the Spartans stronger and more flexible! Now it's just a dumb activity performed only by hipsters and stay at home Moms and the ten retards who bought Wii Fit!

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Friends?

>>146306637
it's good to have you back, translator anon

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>>146306713

>>146306713
sure

>>146305721
If you want head to the discord for actual game discussion.

-http://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs54JJ8U

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>>146307168
Where did the Octoling go??

>>146307168
What an improvement.

>>146307537
FAT
OCTOLING
VULVA

>>146307321
>Game discussion
>In the discord
Kek, they Squad, but they don't talk about the game.

>>146307751
infinitely more discussion than /ink/ tbvfhwyf

>>146307886
Yeah, if Tia's farts constitutes relevant game discussion.

>>146307984
*feets

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>>146307537

>>146308203
its better but i dont know why

/octo[\d]*/i
toss it into the filename filter and enjoy

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>>146308203
What happened to the Octoling???

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>>146308489

I want to make out with an octolings butt while she makes fun of me for having never kissed a girl.

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>>146308819
Octolings love to kiss!

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>>146308909
Kissing is a thing that friends do!! And Octolings are friends with everyone except Callie and Marie and other bullies!

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im so tired of squid sisters and octolings. can we talk about jellies please? those fuckers are bros

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>>146309580
i love jellies and squid sisters!

>>146309580
Jellies are the true enemy

I sure do love all these Miiverse posts and the cool art and

>undertale skelletons

I can't escape

>>146309580
i love jellies so much
everytime i play splatoon, i spend about ~20 minutes in the plaza, mostly just watching the jellies do weird shit

>>146309580
no
fucking
no
im okay with callie
im okay with marie
im okay with octos
but
i
am
NOT
OKAY WITH
FUCKING
JELLYFISH
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
WITH
YOUR FUCKING INBRED IMPORTED HOMOGENIZED LOW CLASS JOB STEALING BRAINDEAD FAGGOT WATER BAGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>146309793
Fishing for yeahs with Undetale!

>>146309848
They do things? All they've done so far is stare back at me.

>>146309943
How many of these people do you think actually played that fucking game and didn't just watch someone else play it on youtube?

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>>146309580
Jellyfish are for sitting on

>>146310153
Having sex on a bed of Jellyfish!

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>>146309580
Jellies are the true masterrace of Splatoon.

>>146310121
i think i got a bit confused. they dance in the plaza, but they do other things in the stages. so that's 20 mins of watching the squids AND jellies in the plaza, and then a bit of extra time in recon watching them do whatever, assuming they're actually in the stage

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>haven't been able to get a stable connection to nintendo's servers since e3

>>146310581
I feel like I'm experiencing that one Loony Toons episode where the Frog does a song and dance for one person but nobody else.

Holy fuck, now it seems like I'm seeing way more stealty carbon rollers that do nothing but put on max speed and then pop up and kill you instantly. What the fuck are you supposed to do besides never come 100 feet within their ink?

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING KICKED FROM THE GAME WITH UNSTABLE CONNECTIONS

HOW CAN I TELL IF THIS IS MY FAULT OR NOT

>>146311301
Use a Octobrush, it's a direct upgrade :^)

>>146311523
that doesnt happen to ome so it must be uou

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Daily reminder that Slimy is a faggot and gave us this.

>>146311523
once that kept happening to me, it sounds stupid but try changing weapons. i went from a mini splatling to a splattershot and the connection issues pretty much stopped
also, the second your ink stops showing up on the ground, stop moving. i can't remember why it helps specifically, something about updating your location

>>146311979

I haven't been having lag issues. the game will be running perfectly fine, then everyone stops moving, then connection unstable message, then I get kicked to the plaza.

I guess I can call cox, but my computer's internet, and internet with other games is 100% perfect

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>>146311719
>players noclipping is caused by a gear editing exploit

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i want to use callie's tummy as a pillow

>>146311719
nah bro i blame lean, he made the "click and hack for retarded people" program

>>146313449
That sounds like it would hurt

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>>146314081
it would be very cozy

>>146313449
i want marie to use my tummy as a punching bag

>>146313063
t. slimy fagsire

>>146305721
you poor soul, this place was so good the first months,

>>146314214
This

>>146312401

if you purchased a 3rd party LAN adapter cheapo from china i'm suspecting they have planned obsolescence.

>>146314928
It was pretty terrible even then

>>146314928
it's still good

Does anyone want to play a private lobby the next friday around 3 PM?

>>146315372
I hate this game. sorry bro

>>146315372
Next week? Count me in.

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>>146315372
>/ink/
>playing

>>146315372
Like next week?

I'm asking since I don't get my work schedule until Thursday or Friday so I won't be totally sure until then.

3 PM what time zone?

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>>146315602
Marie's big 'ol bewbs

>>146315602
>>146315674
the 1st of july, 3PM EDT, 9PM CEST

>>146315903
I generally work in the mornings till noon so I'll be able to make it.

IT FUCKING DISCONNECTED AGAIN

NO FUCKING LAG, IT WAS GOING PERFECTLY WELL, THEN SUDDENLY I GOT KICKED WHAT THE FUCK

>>146315903
That will be... 3 in the morning for me. I'll try,

>>146315372
>organizing a lobby a week in advance

>>146315903
we should put this in the op next time

i want callie to puke in my mouth

>>146316449
I've had a very busy schedule lately.

>>146316323
I remember playing splatoon at those times when there were updates, and then we would try to get all in the same lobby to try the new weapons,
I never got to try the carbon roller with the seeker rush with you guys ;_;

>>146317140
ew

COVER THE GODDMAN INK

gODDAMMNIT WHY ARE Y'ALL SO AWFUL

IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD

FUCKING SHIT

>>146317140
Yeah, Carbon Deco is amazing.

>>146317323
You're ew.

>>146317323
what
>>146315372
nnid?

How likely are you to get the exact same team if you choose play again? I thought it would just keep the same 8 people and then shuffle them around, but every time I get shitty players, and choose play again, I get the same shitty players on my team, instead of switching teams. Should I just choose to not play again if I get shitty team mates?

>>146318026
>>146318326
oh sorry
>>146316536
ew

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>>146315815
Massive Maries

>>146315815
this image is shit

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>>146318597
Big n squishy

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>>146318957
Perfect milk mounds