/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

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first for qt is a qt

I didn't know Simeon was into big tittied black chicks.

If I pick up a dropped weapon that I don't own and mod it will the mods remain the next time I pick it up?

why does every game have to be ruined with sniper rifles? it's seriously fucked up

>>146095157
Does your mother shit into the mouths of tiny Asian luchadors while they furiously type out recreations of the Magna Carta on tortillas?

>>146095294
how should I know?

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early get for -Nessi

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>>146095816

>>146095567
Well then nigga you got your answer

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>>146095986
>>146095816
someone post the bird poop one

what's the best armored car? I'm torn between Shafter and Cognoscenti variants

inb4 kuruma

>>146096145
None

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Post sleepers.

And by that I mean Dukes

>>146096145
Kuruma because you can shoot out of it without diminishing your armour.

Why can't you put the warehouse locations on your GPS before buying them? Shit's a fucking hassle to try and make an informed decision.

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>>146095816
>>146095986
>>146096132

>>146096459
The cheapest large is all you need.

>>146096530
I disagree. I want 2 at least to negate the timer. And at that point you can't be sure about the location anymore, assuming you actually know how good the location for the cheapest one is.

>>146096459
>>146096530
this, the 1.9 mil one has no evident downsides, it's easily accessible from a wide street
I guess the warehouse pricing is just a Jewish ruse just like with offices.

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>12yo monkey kid gives me 40 mil before update
>play update for the first time today
>only have 9 mil

I'm not upset, but I'm wondering why they left me with 25% instead of taking it all.

>>146096672
>negate the timer
You're going to be spending far more than that's worth. Just do a VIP mission while waiting.

>>146096697
Rapid deflation.

>>146096835
That all depends on how much time I have. And I have a lot.

>>146096835
this

I usually spend that time-which by the time I get to my office from my warehouse is usually 1-3 minutes-buying snacks and shitposting on 4chan. It's not worth another 2 million just to negate a couple minutes.

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>>146095294
>Asian
>Luchadors

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>>146096938
Then I would suggest you save it for something worthwhile. If you don't want to listen then here's something that might help.

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>>146042956
It went from the standard decor to the Old Spice: Warm decor.

all the money and other trash is still in the same place.

>>146097112
>Then I would suggest you save it for something worthwhile.
You mean not this game? No.

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Audi time

>>146096145
Armored Schafter if you want the fastest armored car, or armored XLS if you want the most versatile. The XLS is AWD and offroads like a champ, but the Schafter is RWD and flails around like a retard when it's on dirt.

Cognoscenti is more of a novelty, it's not nearly as capable or as nimble but it's got a neat noise-cancelling gimmick when you drive in first-person.

Baller LE is good too and fast for an SUV, but is rendered wholly obsolete by the XLS.

LWB versions of vehicles are for luxury only. They are slower and less maneuverable than their SWB counterparts, some more noticeably than others.

Don't buy a Kuruma unless you own the apartment for it and plan to cheese PacStan on a regular basis.

>>146097469
>Don't buy a Kuruma unless you own the apartment for it
Which apartment is that?

>>146097469
getting XLS for a test ride from the CEO menu, thanks. Will see if the driving properties outweigh the
>not sedan
con
And I own Kuruma since ages ago, it may come in handy .. someday, I guess.

>>146097997
Don't do that - paradoxically, the unarmored XLS is SLOWER than the armored version.

Ask someone who has one to test drive theirs.

>>146097784
the one right next to the bikes in the pac stan finale

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>>146095816
>tfw no nessi

>>146098412
wait you can get the taser in multiplayer?

Can you continously tase someone and not allow them to get up?

>>146098519
Yeah but they die eventually

>>146097784
I'd buy that apartment only to put comfy vehicles in it. Watch kids sperg out when they find out I didn't have the kuruma after all.

how is it decided which sell mission do you get? Is it dependent on the amount of crates?

>>146099801
It varies. Small warehouses are more likely to put you in the Brickade or Tug. Medium sticks primarily with Brickade or Titan. Large usually goes to Titan.

That's only at full though. 40-60 might give you the bullshit 3 Cubans.

> Jet shitter tries to stop me from making my 2.1 million value delivery
> he doesn't know I'm on the last drop
> drop it before he even gets close to me
> bail from the Titan and he crashes into it and dies

Sometimes this game can be great.

>>146100040
thanks
just bought my first warehouse(a large one) and made two small sales just for practice. Both times got Cuban, so I wondered if it'll always be the case

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https://www.youtube.com/user/360NATI0N/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/Sernandoe/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/UnitedGamerz4545/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/Hikethegamer/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrBossFTW/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/kwebbelkop/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/MashedUpCod/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/PrestigeClips/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/nednow54/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheIvaneh/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/redkeymon/videos

Is there some kind of depressing philosophical quote that sums all this up

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240 kills in with chink AK, and I still don't have a feel for it. Any advice on how to get the 360 other kills more easily? If it helps, I use all attachments.
>inb4 get gud

>>146101753
>I use all attachments
Get gud

>>146101753
Get Gud

>>146101753
get gud

>>146101753
Join one of those 1.000.000$$$$$&RP lobbies and hope the host left Owned Weapons on.

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literally fuck all of you that launch head hunter and turn the session into a passive hugbox

>>146101873
>>146101957
>>146102194
Thanks. You guys are the best. <3

>>146102684
Gotcha, start head hunter more often.

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>>146094638

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It is nice being comfy.

Hey /gtag/ I have an issue with crashing I was hoping someone could help me out with. I have an issue during the mission with frank, chop, and lamar chasing D. The game freezes everytime D is hit by the car.

I think its an issue with corrupted files, I used a python script someone made a while ago to fix it and did so but for some reason I can't get the same script to work correctly. I mean, it tells me two x64 files are mismatched, not corrupted. I have deleted and re-downloaded them but the script still says they're mismatched. Not sure if the hashes are just old or what.

Thanks for any help, and frankly its really fucked up that this was never fixed. A fresh install of the game doesnt even guarantee the file wont get downloaded as corrupt.

>>146102882
>>146103107
me too

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>Play last night.
>Go into a lobby.
>Three other people.
>All below level 10.
>Whatever, they won't fuck with me.
>Go do CEO crate shit.
>They ask what I'm doing, say they're new.
>Oh, is it a good way to get money?
>Yes.
>Can we come?
>Sure.
>Have Pegasus drop off the limo.
>Go pick them all up, tell one of them to drive me back to the HQ.
>Pop crate mission.
>Have them go pick up the crates, sit in the limo the entire time.
>Do a few crate missions, then pop a briefcase recovery.
>Keep doing this until my warehouses where filled.
>Literally did nothing but sit in the back of the limo the entire time.
>Managed to finish up the last season of Bobs Burgers while making a few mil.
>They all added me and wanted to do it again tonight.


I love low levels.

>>146102882
>>146103107
you sure put a lot of effort into roleplaying as a guy your character barely looks like

>>146103936
Soon they'll hate you from the bottoms of their dead hearts.

Is there a secret to making money in GTAO?

Whenever a new update rolls around, I always get excited to play and tel myself I'm going to save up money for the higher end stuff, but I can never get anywhere near enough money and lose hope quickly.

Am I a shitter? What should I be doing differently? pls no bully

>>146106183
grind pacstan with a buddy

>>146096478
Not mad at all, someone so unevolved as yourself might not be able to understand pity. Its pity I feel for you anon, you never had a chance.

who are the non autistic people in gtag that i should hang out with

Damnit. R* won't send face resets anymore. I want to fix something with my character's jaw.

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reminder that people toggle GM on and off

This cunt right here was rank 40 and had a heavy sniper and survived this direct hit, I sperged about it in the text chat then suddenly he's not GM anymore. But this he whips out a heavy sniper. When I realized he was rank 40 and said something he suddenly leaves.

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>drop 90 mil on myself a few days after update dropped
>people bitching about getting banned for no reason while I'm still playing

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am I literally perfect?

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boating with autists

>>146107909

>autists

What makes you say that anon, what are they doing? Are you guys having a party?

Is there any way to prevent my personal vehicle from traveling halfway across the map when I enter my warehouse?

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>>146108353
we were, but I am with the crew, so obviously we are all autistic, myself included

>>146107765
you so mad lmao

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>>146107883
hawt

>>146108734
Go away cheating scum. I am clean now I get to bitch about script users with no irony involved.

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What are your top 5 car brands in GTA?

1. Imponte
2. Karin
3. Bravado
4. Albany
5. Vapid

>>146107765
If you own a yacht or know somebody who's invited you to theirs, you can get the heavy sniper. I'm only rank 50 or so and have one.

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>>146108879

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>You are not wealthy enough to register as a VIP

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>>146108639
this shitter has been following us for a while

>>146106183
I personally said fuck that noise. Got a hackleman to give me monis. Sitting on a ton and I'll probably never use it all. Don't know if you can still do that now since menus are (mostly) fucked.

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>>146109893

>>146109727
>not Agirlhasnoname.jpg

>>146107883
You're passable. Blame Cockstar's engine.

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>>146109893
>>146109727
>>146107883
lmfao no

>>146107909
What's Rayman doan there?

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Good night gtag

>>146109696
Doesn't explain his not dying there, and he also vanished once with no off radar message, appeard again and then I called out the heavy at rank 40 and he leaves. I know about the yacht, benefit of the doubt and that excuse is not afforded to someone that does a front flip from a buzzard strike and lives.

>>146110249
kek

>>146110352
>>146109893
>>146109727
>>146107883
this kid is literally avatarfagging, report

>>146110032
How did you go about doing that?

>>146109457
armored karuma
T20
adder
zentorno
osiris

>>146110745
Some will sell it to you, some will give it out. I used to get them to give it out, but I also had a few friends pay some guy like $10 for like 200mil in GTA Bux

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>>146111062

>>146111193
goddamn i wish i could find one, i'm so fuckin tired of wasting time on pacstandard, and there's no way in hell jewstar deserves money for sharkcards

>>146112610
You could always check MPGH. I'm sure some of those fucks doing the recovery services and shit probably do separate GTAbux sales too. For hella cheap. Just follow their instructions so you don't get bent by the long dick of corporate Take-Two+Cockstar.

>>146112610
>>146112752
Also, some might ask you for your password. That's only needed for recovery services. It shouldn't be needed for just money. Tell them all you want is money. Das it. If they try to give you the runaround on some bullshit, tell em to kick cocks.

Anyway, this is all assuming that you even feel like paying a hackleman real monies, however cheap, for something that Cockstar shouldn't even be charging for in the first place.

>>146113098
there's no chance i'd pay some kid for gtadollars either, but thank you for the information either way

interesting what kinda bullshit maximum jewage from a company about e-dollars in their game does

the worst part is i let my cousin play on my account on her own character and i swear to god she could get tons of money if she just used a fuckin mic but she's scared to speak online in a game where people kill prostitutes to get money back for some reason

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just made a few new outfits
I am in need of suggestions for new ones/changes to these.

Treat your puchis well

>>146113945
get some more color in

that right outfit would be better if you had a flashy jacket instead of brown

middle outfit should be a white shirt under the blue with black slacks and brown smarts

>>146113716
Yeah it's pretty fucked desu. If I didn't have hacklers that gave me money, I honestly wouldn't be playing this game anymore.

>>146114341
that's how i'm feeling right now even though i'm enjoying being a CEO, it's just a complete bonerkill to have to grind the same fucking heist so i can get money to get a warehouse to do more shit

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>Accidently bought the machine pistol

>>146115418
>Not wanting an assortment of tools to do drive bys with
Straight busta

>>146115418
You mean, best pistol? Don't be a shitter senpai. Get the drum mag for it.

>>146115761
Oh it gets a drum mag? I guess that's alright.

>>146115714
But that's what my Daemon and compact rifle are for. It's so gangsta.

>>146115872
>Dameon and compact rifle
>Not Daemon and Sawn Off/Double Barrel

Also
>Daemon
>Gangsta

>>146112752
>>146113098

Thanks for this info. Do they have their own cash threads or should I just PM people doing the recoveries?

>>146116072
Hell's Angels are gangsters by definition.

And some OG's have choppers. It's not unheard of. Ruff Ryders dood.

Applying for the PC-crew. Username MustelaNivalis

>>146116510
Gotcha

>>146116167
They usually have their own cash threads. I once used Jhon9999 but I can't find his money thread. But he speaks spanish and I'm a dirty spic, so it was easier for me.

He understands English and has copy-pasta instructions for English speakers and decent prices. I also once used some guy on there named Lunatik or some shit but he thought he was the shit and raised his prices. Fuck him.

Also, most are on Skype, so you have to install that turd to talk to em. Dunno about the others.

What outfits are suspenders compatible with...

>>146117483
you have to buy the high waist trousers from outfits

>>146117081
Do you know what method they usually use?

>>146115418
Its actually the best gun for drivebys now with the 30 round magazine + more damage than the uzi.

>>146117776
Jhon used impromptu races and somehow modified the pot so I would instantly lose and still get 15mil every couple minutes.

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>>146110678
Someone give this guy a medal.
He's the first to realize it's a board issue and not a crew issue

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>>146107909
>joa butt

>Doing crates and sales with a CEO in a nearly full lobby.
>The entire server is trying to shit on us.
>Some random CEO joins
>Notice that everyone who tries to get close to our convoys has started either dying mysteriously or at the hands of Random CEO
>I start watching the map after a hydra pilot gets headshot by him
>Spot him teleport on the map, he's a hacker
>But he's keeping shitters off our backs, so I'm not calling attention to it
>He sends me a friend request, I accept
>Whenever I pop into a server he's on, he's often using subtle hacks to fuck with hydrashitters or VIPs/CEOs rolling around TDMing with tanks/insurgents, and general trolling to make them salty as hell.
>I throw in as a "totally unaffiliated third party" on voice/text chat to help him fuel the fire whenever I can as compensation for the fire support that one day.

You're doing God's work man. Keep it up.

>>146118534
>can tell it is Joa
wew lad

So is the online worth playing now?

>>146118887
Nobody cares if you play or not.

>>146118887
little to no cheaters

yea it's worth it now.

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>>146109989
Thought he would come out of passive to attack us at first. Same with the other random that was there. That he was driving through ratton canyon just to throw stickies at us.

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W A S T E D !
A
S
T
E
D
!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUvyqAQrFcw

>>146108639

What do you and your crew do?

>>146122786
I am in GTAG, so you know, GTAG stuff.

>>146103218

I know this isn't your guys kinda thing but PLEASE GOD I need someones help.

This is flat out unacceptable, vanilla game and theres nothing I can do to do fix this.

>>146122941
>>146103218
PCuck exclusive feature kiddo :^)

>>146122102
HIGH TIER
Yakuza
Zaibatsu

MID TIER
Loonies
Russians

SHIT TIER
Hare Krishnas
Rednecks

How can I play in GTAG sessions without being a crew member? Id like to stay in my friends crew but also play in GTAG sessions on PC.

>>146122941
If you're on Steam use the 'Verify Integrity of Game Cache' option.

Who are the cool people in the crew? I don't want a ranking, rather an unordered list to avoid that stuff, but who are the worthwhile people to play with and to have friended?

>>146123292
>but who are the worthwhile people to play with and to have friended?
literal whos

>>146123292
only literals

i.e
any muscle

>>146123292
Me

>>146123362
>>146123490
Then give me a ranked list of who to avoid at all costs.

>>146123614
1.Me

>>146123614
anyone over rep.

>>146123292
If you like dicking around
>-Aurora
>Jbo333
>samsoncorpus
>Godhowsae
>joacimot
>Almios

If you like only killing pubs
>autism.bux
>Catower

If you like racing
>darkwarriorssj
>NullProphet

>>146123961
fuck off discord

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>>146123961
>my name not on that list

>>146124084
I am basing this off of my friends list and those who I have played with.

>>146124163
Hi Almios

>>146123180
You can join crew members from the member list. You could also swap between your crew depending on who you want to play with at that time.

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>>146123961
>>146124101
>my name not on that list

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>>146123138
what about the scientists?

>>146123961
gamemodes are so dead its not even a category.

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Does anyone here think that the hand-to-hand combat system in GTA IV is better than the one in V?

>>146124682
Fuck off

>>146123961
>no horris
>no crafty
>no snapdragon
>no kaz
>no aralich
>no hairlesseagle
>no blater
>no debbie
>no npg
>no stylegeist
>no pea
>no jens

>>146095986
>>146095816
how come nessi was so lewd, anons?

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>>146124678
Trading Places is actually pretty fun for a few games.

>>146124915
>he doesn't know that autism.bux is blater

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>>146124748
Nope
I'm staying

>>146125071
Fuck off

>>146096273
thats fucken gnarly bro, i'd eat cheeseburgers in it with u

>>146103936
low levels are so cute...

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>>146125086
You first

>>146125295
Fuck off

>>146124239
nigga what

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>>146124979
>Controller users.

>>146107909
i gotta say, that chick int he black one piece has a great butt

>>146124682
>>146125071
puchi-anon i wanna cuddle you

>>146125071
Could you stop posting these images atleast? You made the last thread need to end like 50 posts earlier with this weeb garbage.

>>146125557
>You made the thread end because I was autistic and threw a tantrum.
Maybe you should follow your own advice and stop posting.

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>>146125364
We still have fun nonetheless ;^)

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>>146124748
>>146125086
>>146125341
>Can't say anything other than "fuck off"
You must be the third worlder who spends the entire day in front of your mom's computer instead of socializing with other people like a real human being

>>146123180
Why not just join GTAG and just swap which crew you currently rep depending on who you play with that day?

>>146125964
You must be somebody who needs to fuck off.

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>>146123180
higgus pls

>>146124979
I still kek when I see this.

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>>146125557
No

>>146126380
*pats cute puchi*

>>146126380
Fuck off

>>146126603
You should be more like Comfyanon, anon

>>146126734
Like a faggot who enables weebs? No, fuck off.

>>146124979
thats an awesome effect

>>146126734
Comfyanon's a faggot

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>>146126793
>Complaining about weebs on 4chan.
It's okay anon. We were all newfags once.

>>146124979
Holy shit this is what console/controller people play like?
Never seen anything like this before, not sure what to think.
I am laughing but I guess it is out of pity?

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>>146126850
No, you are

>>146127000
There's a difference between being a weeb and being a weeb who does nothing but post offtopic garbage.

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>>146127042
Anime can't even match up to the OG shit.
Faggot

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>>146127072

>>146097249
audi sucks tho
zentorno nigga....

im just shitting i have no idea what the objective best car is

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>>146127072
So what's the difference in a weeb posting ontopic garbage and a newfag whining about anime images on an anime based imageboard.

>>146124953
because he was a fag

>>146127261
One started posting off topic garbage and the other posts in response to the off topic garbage. Guess what would happen if you removed the first? Both problems are then gone. Funny how that works.

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>talking about specific players
>le inside joke
>posting with irrelevant images that are categorical so that people can identify you. also forcing image limit
>avatarfags

This is singlehandedly the worst general I have been on so far. You're all basically tripfags without tripfagging. Fucking kill yourselves.

>>>/reddit/

>>146127441
THEN LEAVE ALREADY INSTEAD OF POSTING MORE SHIT

>>146127042
you and me are friends for life, puchi-anon

>>146127045
lols

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>>146127362
His first post >>146124682
was objectively on topic. Not one of yours has been.

>>146127531
>le "just leave and let us wallow in our filth instead of calling us out on our bullshit and doing something to make the place better" maymay

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I miss sippiy.

>>146127649
gtag has some cute girls.

>>146127649
literally who

>>146127649
>missing literal whos

>>146127649
>>146127441
What have you guys done to make reddit a better community than this general.

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I also miss going 5km/h with gtag.

>>146128265
Do 5km/h off a pier and drown yourself, you stupid cunt.

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And that army boy who got banned after a race.

>>146128567
Someone that can talk about the game. Unlike you.

Eyo, mind if I get added into the /gtag/ PC Crew? SC is Spydurr117

>>146128567
He's in the pocket of the janitors, it's why his posts never get deleted. Sad, but it's the only thing he has to look forward to in his pathetic excuse for a life.

>>146128580
armyboy was banned because he dropped about 500m cash on gtaggers

>>146128663
Yeah clearly posting a single shitty bait question then spamming the entire thread makes it A OK. Kill yourself you dumb shithead.

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And the laffs we had when a pub in a kurume cheese tried to join us.

>>146128728
this was before that, and it was only a few weeks that time.

>>146128664
got you.

>>146128663
Way to make it obvious your computer contains CP dumbass:

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%68%6f%77%20%74%6f%20%6a%6f%69%6e%20%69%73%69%73

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>>146128813
>Make an on topic post.
>Shitposter (You) starts spamming.
>"But it's their fault because they triggered my autism."

>>146128265
ur cute anon

Whats the link to the discord im actually bored now.

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>>146129104
Are you new here or just so blindly accepting of any shitposting when it has an anime image attached that you actually cannot see what's going on? Do you even own the game, or are you just a crossposting retard from /@/ who feels the need to defend people shitting up other generals because your own is so cancerous?

>>146129472
The only delusional one here seems to be you m8. Thinking other people are responsible for you throwing an autistic tantrum and derailing the thread.

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I also miss zat/lewd

>>146129178
comfy pls, dont you know it's me.

I miss Wimey

We actually had a thing going, I suspect he was going to show me his feminine penis at one point.

>>146129798
maybe if you werent a cunt people might want to keep talking with you

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>>146129690
Alright, so you are new.
I'll just leave this here - https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
And you can search "puchi" in each thread and see how long this cancerous tumor of a human being has been shitposting here. Or you could just blindly accept the falsetruth that anyone posting anime can do no wrong and the only reason people deride them is because they're 'yucky normalfags!!!'

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And most importantly, GAME MODES WHEN?!

>>146129959
>Newfag whining about anime calling anyone else new
lol
I don't need the archive to have seen you spamming the last thread and this thread to death because you got triggered.

>>146129798
sorry im a tad sleepy! hope ur havin a comfy day/evening

>>146130170
Null you killed gamemodes with your attention whore attitude and your discord drama shit.

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>>146130292
We still get people every now and then, and I'm not part of the new gtag discord.

>>146130213
>it's okay to shit up generals as long as you attach an anime reaction image
Truly the ebinest.

>>146130443
>It's okay to shit up generals as long as it's over an anime reaction image.

>>146129472
You keep getting baited every thread, and it's literally more obnoxious than the guy shitposting pushi.

>>146130170
gibe hunting pack pls

>>146130897
I'd join a Hunting Pack if somebody started it.

>>146130897
>>146131050
I third the motion for hunting pack. hurry up i have work in the morning.

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>>146131239
>>146131050
>>146130897
Is it time? signal the flares?

>>146130429
MURRICA!

>>146131305
>>146131239
>>146130897
Hosting one right now, but no-one has joined.

>>146131672
That's because I'm not playing right now. Who are you so I know who to join?

>>146131742
Ezek__
Invites been out to crew

>>146131672
i don't see anything yet Maybe we should all FR each other to make it easier.

SC: ShamDZ

Male or female assistant?

>>146127631
/vg/ was created to be a filth pit to wallow in

>>146131937
Male

>>146131937
Female for facefucking, Male for Hotgaysex.

>>146127597
Fuck off

>>146131828
I guess I'll catch the next invite you send out.

>>146132401
What took you so long boyo? Did you mom call you downstairs for dinner? I hope you remembered to wash your hands after all that shitposting you did.

>>146132563
sorry i live a life

>>146132905
>He actually got called to dinner by his mom
LOL
I hope you don't sperg out too hard if any of the kids at school tomorrow talk about the new dragon ball super episode. I can tell your social life is rough enough as is.

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slot for 1

>>146133379
i can tell ur a basement dweller who doesnt keep track of time, do you?

>>146133892
nigga can you try typing that post out a second time in english?

>>146132551
we need 1 more again now if you are still around

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>It doesn't accel that quickly
>It doesn't have a crazy high stop speed
>It doesn't handle low or high speed corners
>It doesn't look that good honestly

Is it worth keeping? Other than being a meme car and a target for explosive and jets I have not been impressed by it.

>>146134027
read it again and again until you understand, do you? do you understand? hello? do you? wake up, hello?

>>146134108
zentornoooo

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>>146133379
>school
What month is it, anon? Is butthurt-anon correct?

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>>146134027
DO YOU?

>>146134286

You know it's funny I've never owned one. I never liked it enough to go out and buy it. My T20 will outperform it easy. Or even the adder

>>146134108
pls post ur cutest and comfiest meme....

G A M E M O D E S
A
M
E

M
O
D
E
S

Are shit.

>>146134694
okay

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>>146134694
They can be fun in moderation, not too much. Just like everything else tho.

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>>146134563
Okay

>>146135426
Fuck off

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Pretty rude smhtbh.

>>146135464
HERE COMES THE AUTISM.

>>146136054
It was already here >>146135426

>>146136128
Oh boy are you already going back into pretending it's his fault that you're autistic and derailing the thread?

>>146135534
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E

>>146136231
Oh are you already going back to pretending it's not his fault that he's autistic and derailing the thread?

>>146136509
>This level of delusion.
See a shrink m8.

>>146136653
>This level of retardation
End your life, m8.

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Those were some noice hunting packs, thanks for showing up.

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Been two weeks and I'm still loving this meme car.

>>146136767
Yeah, I had fun

>>146107909
that emo kid in the backs biceps are invisible

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>>146136423
>filename
Same

>>146135534
>auto aim

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AolMGSGo_yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AolMGSGo_yk
Did they ever fix it?

>>146138090
They removed double clutching by making it stall.
It's been back for the last 5 months and works like it used to.

welcome to san andreas im cj from grove street

>>146124979
legit they just need to learn how to track other players.. Using a mouse doesn't change a thing.

>>146138179
head hunter he said

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>>146138705
poor guy desu

>>146102595
do these work on ps4? if so will i get b&

>>146139205
You won't get banned for them on any platform. They're just custom deathmatches/TDMs with misleading titles to bait retards into joining. They don't pay out any more or less than any other deathmatch.

what are acceptable supers

>>146139205
They're basically puzzles where you have to figure out the unique way to get out of the firing line.
And then once you are out of the firing line you get to become the executioner.
Probably the best way to farm weapon tints for stuff like the combat MG because why would the map maker put anything not OP on their firing line map.
>>146140207
Just get a 9f Cabrio, it's faster than most supers.

>>146140369
the fuck is wrong with you the 9f is slow as shit
>>146140207
the only unacceptable supers are the boogati and the zentorno

>>146139256
blayter please explain why you don't use the RPG for kills like these
is the homing launcher faster?

>>146140612
RPG explodes way too early

>>146140612
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>146109457
Enus
Benefactor
Lampdati
Ocelot
Karin

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>>146123961
Hey I'm going to do one for the other platform.
If you like dicking around:
>Gamefreak
>Bloop
>Neon
>H2
>BossRoss
>Floatgen

If you like killing pubs:
>A30
>Wraith
>Roku
>HyozanRegis
>Stonehenge

If you Gamemodes and custom jobs:
>mrabenis
>Currymurry
>Hunter
>Languagez
>Brimus
>Afonso

If you are a literally whos who need to meet up with the people stated above more:
>DM9674111
>Thatacurwsed
>Danofcanada
>xovo
>Every other one of the 69 people who are always playing at least once in the week but never actually do anything
Faggots:
tonymetry
Actual faggots who are not in the crew anymore:
>Milo
>QT
>callmeqt314
>Nugblaze

>>146141267
>>QT
>>callmeqt314
Are these not the same person

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>>146141267
Forgot if you like to do nothing but VIP and CEO work all day:
>Hyo Regis
>A30
>patrekt
>Nolsbowls
>Soggy
>kibukj
>MaritalAid
>>146141801
They are both "milo"
I could have also added OPIATE for the nugster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCgdfPaWeB0
>taxi races

Why didn't we think of this

>>146124979
Fuck off completely, in the first game I played people realized I was going to win easily and stopped killing the losers so they could get to me

>hard to make a decent looking character and everyone is a sameface anyway
i hope this is some meta commentary on attractive video characters and not rockstar thinking it looked good

>>146143078
It's just Rockstar being shit.

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>>146143078
me?

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>>146143078

>>146144253
I hope you're not implying that thing looks good.

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>>146142072
to be fair this update is only a few weeks old kin

i imagine doing CEO work now gets it out of the way for later

>>146124505
Mid

>>146143078

My character is unique looking and is attractive.

git gud

>>146144696
t. typical ugly tranny player

>>146143078
/gtag/ has some hotties like Crafty/Nessi, Kaz and a few nobodies

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Get up

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>>146143078
just give your character something really subtle, like a single earring or something

take some inspiration from the head options for GTAIV, those are generic but different

why are you so smelly anon?

>>146146329
I rarely shower

>>146138258
that had the side effect of making large vehicles become stuck at first gear

guess rockstar decided reworking the whole system would be more trouble than it's worth

>>146144352
He's clearly the fly ass wigga wigga wigga chico in the back.

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>>146144151
You look gay as fuck, nice haircut, and fat face..

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I miss holo.

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>>146146016
Ahm doin it

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>>146150984
Fuck it, it's over.

Can anyone hook a brother up with a pc crew invite?

Name is Phaeston

>>146152167
Sent

>>146142072
CEO work and killing pubs go hand in hand t b h
>getting crates
>some faggot tries to blow them up
>kill them until they run away(or leave the session if jetshitter)
>repeat

>>146142427
Did it back on deadgen, it gets boring quick
Typically livens the game up a bit more,