/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

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First for real comfy

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>>146247585
>I hate pornography

>>146247614
fuck, time to fill my warehouse again

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xth for honk and short 3 crate deliveries.

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>>146247679

Reminder to report and hide offtopic posts.

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>>146247679
stop it right now anon, it's gone too far

Yogurt the lobby froze reinvite Youth if youre reading this.

>>146247897
STOP POSTING GENERIC SCREENSHITS PRETENDING TO BE ME

Is limo turret pegasus?

>>146248072
>That tard rage

I think this is the real comfy

>>146247720
who is this hottie

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Patriot Carbine Rifle when?

>>146248096
Ye

>>146248096
No, it's a personal vehicle even though the regular limo is a Pegasus vehicle and all other turreted vehicles are as well.
Dumbass

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>>146248072
Go away now.

>>146248150
>carbine has a box mag instead of a beta-C
soiled it

>>146248262
The real comfy would be that aggressive, be nice and stop using his name.

>>146248242
rude

>>146248417
Comfyfag lost all rights to being respected when he posted furshit and enabled offtopic shitposters.

>>146247679
I didn't know comfy was a furry, time to clean my friends list, FOR THE EMPEROR

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>>146248798
Forgot pic

>>146248798
What, the shark tits posted in every other general didn't tip you off?

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>>146248798
>>146248783
that's not me...

>>146249193
Wait, comfy is the SHARKTITS poster too?!? Is he the one trying to force /gtag/+fur?

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post yfw /gtag/ has become a cesspool of shitty weeb shit and other faggotry

>>146248783
>>146248798
>>146249193
>>146247679

Hol up, comfy is the furfag that spams up multiple threads AND is the SHARKTITS poster?

Alain_Prost here

I got kicked from the crew because I havent played this game since late 2015

pls accept my request back in

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>>146249470

>Nullphaggot
>Comfurrynon

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Let me know when you guys fail to resolve everything.

Also place yer bets what car's coming next.
Pfister 811 or the Seven 70

>>146249571
Gotcha

>>146249671
>Pfister 811 or the Seven 70
What are those cars again? Got any pics?

>>146248306
Beta-Cuck?

I'm stuck on the merryweahter heist mission
I think it's before I'm supposed to blow the ship up, michael just keeps running into something I can only see him with thermal vision, and I can't switch to him what do?
I already restarted twice and it keeps happening

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>>146249860
fuckin nogunz https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_C-Mag
>>146249760
pfister 811 = porsche 918
seven70 = aston martin one-77
1/2

>>146250071
Use native trainer and toggle on explosive rounds to knock him down. Thats how i fixed that issue

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>>146250293
2/2
most likely going to release next week then the week after

>>146250310

He's behind the ship, on the side I can't see

>>146250419
Damn this looks pretty, hope they didn't mess up the rear.

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>>146250629

>>146250897
Thanks.

Doesn't look much like Aston though, but still, pretty good.

>>146250429
>>146250310

Ah he was on the stairs, thanks

>goal is to get the most expensive everything
>Most expensive upgraded yacht
>Most expensive upgraded office
>Most expensive apartment
>Most expensive boat
>The gold jet and heli
>The gold skins on all weapons

>The boat and Heli are on super sale right now

Purrfect

So... when to we kick comfur faggot? I'm sick of the general being spammed with furry waifus and sharks

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tfw my passengers are comfy, but not rlly cute

>>146251685
can u post some pics of ur stuff pls anon

>>146251740
I don't post furry waifus or sharks, anon

So we officially confirmed the comfy is the SHARKTITS poster

>>146251995
Even if you didn't you still post cancerous shit about being 'le comfy' and enable offtopic shitposters by replying to them repeatedly. So FOAD.

>>146252140
I always thought it was Aida

>>146252317
Aida is SHARKTITS but they have a trip and got mad at SHARKTITS poster

>>146248002
ok

Even in GTA kids buy supercars with money they didn't earn and have 0 fucking clue how to drive them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trdKYu8pY2I

Its like poetry

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>mfw the new content is still not worth shit

Bodyguards not being paid properly kills the content

>>146252979
How the fuck do you manage to lose control of your car on a goddamn straight road with no traffic? It was a fine day with no water on the road or anything, people should be obligated to go to an extra driving course or something if they buy a car that has a certain amount of power.

>>146253272
being a bodyguard is good for rp farming
your main source of income is vip missions, but the wage timer is quite honestly too much

Am I missing something, or does 80% of this games play time consist of waiting for obscene loading times/waiting for enough people to join a lobby for a game mode to be playable?

>>146253629
yes
include network errors and connection timeouts in that

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>>146253563
>RP farming

Friendly reminder: comfur anon is kill on sight. Bully him until he no longer shits up threads.

>>146253775
Once you have everything you want the only thing to do between updates is grind for meaningless numbers
Did you know that once you're level 500+ or something you get a golden globe next to your name?

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>>146253775
>200rp every 5 minutes near ceo
>400 every 10m if in one vehicle with him + 600 if driving him around
>around 1000 every vip/cargo job
I'd say it's quite effecient for people who are below rank 120

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>>146253932
>Thinking people who literally have enough money to "have everything they want" will be fucking bodyguards for damn near no pay

Come on, man.

>>146253962
People care far more about cash than RP.

Besides, I just want to pay my employees. not sure why R* is so against me doing this.

>>146254014
you can pay your employees out of YOUR cut anytime you want though

>>146254087
How? Whenever I've sold cargo or done VIP work and gone to the cash option, its says the % I can share is 0.

Teach me your ways

>>146254014
>people who literally have enough money to "have everything they want" will be fucking bodyguards for damn near no pay

I have many mills on my toon, and I still help my fellow gtaggers for no recompense.

Could someone help explain some stuff to me that is probably really simple to understand and even simpler for me to look up myself? Thanks

What's the difference between becoming a VIP and becoming a CEO? And what is required for each?
Everyone keeps mentioning VIP work as being effective for getting cash. Which kind of work should I be doing and can it be done solo?
What's the significance of becoming a CEO and what, generally, does one do when they become one?

Thanks senpaitachi

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>>146254171
That's because you're a nice person.

You're 1% of the entire GTAG population, we need to be able to pay employees to keep them properly motivated.

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>>146253272
>yfw there are seven CEOs in your session and only shitty low level players willing to be associates.

>>146254171
This
>not doing heists for 0% as well

>you can pay your employees out of YOUR cut anytime you want though

Is this guy meme'ing or what?

How do I do this?

>>146254265
>>146254135
You can share cash as a VIP to bodyguards so you can just run a VIP mission and give them the rest. IIRC you can also just change percentages to your bodyguards get a larger cut per VIP work.

Cool down of VIP missions = this kills the organization

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>>146254464
Alright, sorry for being retarded, but could you spoonfeed me just a little bit more?

Whenever I've sold cargo or done VIP work (merryweather asset recovery, etc etc) it does not allow me to share cash. Says the % I can share is 0.

Do they need to be in range of me or something? What am I doing wrong? I would honest to God go 50/50 with people on crates, I just need to know how.

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DESU comfyanon is cool and shouldn't be kicked or bullied. All he does is mind his own buisness and let others do their own thing, he doesn't deserve this.

you really impressed me with your zoological knowledge, even though your taste in furries is the same as your taste in cars

>>146254567
It's only VIP dosh that you'll be able to share. Not quite sure how it's done because I haven't touched VIP work since that update but it should be in your SecuroServ settings after you do VIP work. Do you have bodyguards with you right now?

>>146254543
Cool down of VIP missions = chance for other VIP/CEO to active their missions.

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>>146254673
Nah I'm at work
>Only VIP dosh

Its kind of useless if I can't share crates.

Can you run me through the method of sharing VIP cash then? I may as well at least TRY and pay people, even if R* are going to be gay about it.

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>cowards

>>146254707
Both our points are valid which is a major problem.

>>146254543
cooldown of warehouse crates = this kills the organization
the two go well together you know

>>146254605
>Watchdogs

Gee, I wonder who's behind this post

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>>146254756
I would also appreciate some info on this, I can't get my regulars or backups to do org stuff anymore. They're all busy on pacific standard runs.

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>>146255103
We posting hap japs?

>>146254182
- becoming a vip costs no money but requires you to have 1 million in your account, once you start a vip contract it lasts 4 hours (game remembers time left when you log off) and there's a cooldown of 12 when it's over
- you can become a ceo freely with no restrictions but you need to own an office (which costs 1 million minimum)

both have the same set of perks but as a ceo you can also purchase and sell cargo

the vip work people usually talk about are sightseer (picking up three packages in 15 minutes) and headhunter (killing four targets with bodyguards, also 15 minutes), they both net you ~$25k per run and are easily soloable (especially in a buzzard)

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>>146255271

>>146254605
>All he does is mind his own buisness and let others do their own thing
and feed shitposters attention, and force this shtick of talking like a 6 year old 24/7

>>146255303
So Headhunter is just killing NPCs with bodyguards, not other VIPs/CEOs?

>>146255714
yup

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>dedicated screenshot button wasn't working all day long
>>146255714
yes in headhunter you have to fly around spooking people with lockon missiles and aiming for npcs
if someone decides to contribute to saving the npcs just wipe them out

>>146255714
Don't be surprised if the session finds some kind of magical unity to prevent you from completing the assassinations.

I honestly wonder if they'd band together so strongly if it allowed them to kill each other instead of forcing them to play nice.

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>>146255362

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>>146256438
>start a vip mission
>10 minutes later there is a raging war going on with almost every person in the session having at least 4 stars

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>>146256551

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post those comfy sleepers, anons

>>146256592
>4 stars
Speaking of which, does the no-cops glitch still work?

Really hate those fucking assholes and their terminator aim.

>>146256741
Fuck off furfag

>>146256638
hey what is this, that's clearly two fockses not two dogges

>>146256857
they're my own version of doggos
they're cuter too

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>>146256857
why do they look like dingos then?

>>146256923
Kys

>>146256945
well they aint
white one is a marble red and black one is a platinum red
their dad was a fire and ice red so the litter was super diverse

>>146252979
Those cars didn't deserve that.
>>146253562
Some of the more prestigious makers require it (koeniggsegg and high-end Ferraris spring to mind) while Lamborghini hand over keys to lottery winners knowing full well that car will be cunted into a guard rail. Just look at the number of trashed Murcielagos and Aventadors in that video.

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>>146257176
>>146248262
>>146249207
>>146249470
>>146251995
>>146254605
>>146256638
>>146256741
>>146256945
>>146256946
Truly this is the power of the PC

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This car is almost as fine as Joac.

>>146252979
Lifting and braking are hard, right?

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How much do you think the new Porsche/Pfister will be?
>>146259102
Jesus christ!

>>146252979
>bad GTA drivers
These are the same people who would call games like GT or Forza bullshit because it's not "fun" like NFS or Burnout.

GTA still doesn't have enough handicaps for them to b gud.

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>>146259209

You'd think the ridiculous TCS and Stability control would be enough

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>>146259209
Then you join a race with 15+ ppl, ask for catch-up on and get told that "it's not how it works irl lol".

Because irl, you ram ppl at 120mph and laugh it off.

Catch-up is a perfectly fine and reasonable mechanic in regular races, anyone who claims otherwise is a shitter who relies on pit maneuvers.

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>>146258994
My man

>>146259170
We have prices for them, I'm too lazy to find them though. The new dewbauchee is around 600k or so, the pfister 811 is something around 1.3 mil

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>>146259708
>Catch-up is a perfectly fine and reasonable mechanic
for me to poop on

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>>146259708
Catchup is only good if you're a masochist who likes to get punished for doing good, or a nub faggot who likes to get bonuses for being shit.

Catchup is literally "The better you do the worse you are"

for that matter slipstream is shite too. I know there are slipstreams irl but they give you a bit less air resistance and not WEW +50kmh SPEED BOOST even though you're trying to fucking break or whatever, so they smash you into the person in front of you, probably >>146259708 who will later shit on you for being a ramming tit, or sling you out of the turn and into the beautiful blue waters of LS. fuck rockstar, it was so good in IV and look what you did

>webm not really related, its just so people know who to shit on for having opinion on things :^)

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>>146256741
Here you go

Reminder to report and ignore off-topic posts.

Friendly reminder steam sale tomorrow so expect allot of newfags

>>146261773
Really? Should be fun

>>146260851
That's why I specifically said 15+ people.

Even at 10, the race gets unbelievably shit due to others stuttering, making them teleport back and forth, making you crash.

Meanwhile, those in the front go on undisturbed, knowing that as long as they don't fuck up terribly, they keep their place.

How is that race fun when you get caught in the starting grid shitstorm, knowing you will not finish better than 8th, simply because some random asshole thought it would be fun to ram you.

Catch-up is not meant to punish people for driving good, it's meant to make the race more enjoyable for everyone else. Also, you can always go for non-contact that has no catchup nor slipstream.

And even then, there are game mechanics far more unrealistic than catchup. For example, putting offroad tyres on a supercar to perform better. A guy does that and then goes on arguing about realism.

>>146260851
Wasn't that the reason where everyone but 3 people got disconnected?

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>>146262535
race, not reason

on another note;
>do the headwear glitch on the pier
>buzzard shows up and tries to rocket me twice
>shoot him out of the sky
>google the glitch because I forgot what I had to do
>guy is still on the beach and trying to snipe me, apparently scared of going onto the pier despite me not moving for like 3 minutes
>kill him and go passive, also saying I don't wanna fight him
>he follows me around for twenty fucking minutes not saying a word
What the fuck is wrong with these people

>>146262847
Go to chiliad or preferably just do it in your apartment

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Which car best resembles this senpai?

>>146263302
I would have told if you didn't use that tired, old, shit meme.

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>>146261773
>tfw the game on your wishlist will only get small discount

>>146263391
Fuck off

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>>146263463
Cry more
Cry more

>>146263556
Fuck off

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>>146263302
No 4 door muscle in the game
>>146263391
Third worlder idolfag is also poor. No surprises there..

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>>146263302

>>146263604
Make that 5k. I need just a bit more to buy a Reaper.

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>>146263594
>Implying all Idolmaster fans are from third world countries

>join lobby
>retard going psycho near my spawn
>have to drive near him to get to my apartment from where I spawned last location spawn because more fun
>driving past at a million miles an hour
>1 shot 1 kill
>respawn and go towards car
>1 shot 1 kill
>"lol noob"
>'Whats your problem?
>"you"
>'Okay
>go passive mode
>he tries to blow my car up before I can get to it

what joy do people get from aimbotting in gta and destroying peoples cars and getting mad at them, when youre the one that started it?

I'm really confused as to what this guys aim was
like
I really just dont get it; is anybody able to explain this?

>>146263754
>Being this retarded

>>146263635
More

>>146263754
You're the only one implying that, you illiterate shit-for-brains. Develop reading comprehension skills and come back to me when you're ready to stop being a retard.

>>146263818
>Being retarded this is

>>146263850
You're the only one implying that, you illiterate shit-for-brains. Develop reading comprehension skills and come back to me when you're ready to stop being a retard.

>>146263774
Never play with any aim settings other than Free Aim.

>>146263829
Hey, you finally stopped posting your off topic garbage gremlins.

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This is Roman Bellic's secret waifu

>>146263903
>>146263975
>oh shit i've run out of things to say, i'll just repeat everything back
Are you literally 9 years old? Kill yourself.

>>146264204
>oh shit i've run out of things to say, i'll just repeat everything back
Are you literally 9 years old? Kill yourself

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>>146264169
>

>>146264423

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Why do people passive toggle anyway?
>>>/wsg/1146932

>>146264451
I've used passive to get out of a shitty situation tons of times then disabled it once I was on the other side of the city so that I don't get spawnkilled by some marksman shitter who has nothing better to do all day than play pretend cawadoody in freeroam. If you're upset about people not letting you kill them you can always play deathmatch where people can't escape.

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>>146259708
Yall niggas need Vulture Armoar(TM)

>>146252979
How can anyone treat things like this with such contempt?
It makes me physically sick!
If I ever had anything that nice I would treasure it

fucking Arabs

>>146264698
That's because you're not rich while they're the sons of oil barons and have no idea what it's like to not have endless wealth.

Is this power play shite worth doing for money?

>>146264546
That's not what passive toggling is
What you're saying is completely understandable and you won't find me complaining about it
If you've seen the webm, you'd know that I meant with passive toggling
The guy who went out of passive to "sneak" up on us did it to get an easy kill because nobody pays attention to people in passive and they can sometimes shoot you before they go out of passive for you
Which is why these fuckers are abusing it
He could've simply used passive to relocate, but he didn't
There was a guy in the same session who was even worse
>kills someone from his Cucksurgent and goes passive
>does it over and over again
And before that, he drove into a group of /gtag/s and then wondered why he got killed by all of us
>Why don't you 1v1 me you coward
>goes out of passive to try and kill me
>kill him a few times with absolutely nobody near of interfering
>goes back to passive and does the usual
>took X of you to kill me shit
Fuck these people, take it like a man when you started the fucking fight

>>146264946
Are you retarded or just stupid?

>>146264698
>says the brit cuck getting invaded by such savages

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>>146264768
I especially like the driving interior ones
pic related

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This is the mascot of Liberty City

>>146265093
Fuck off

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These are CJ's partners in crime

Reminder to do one of two things -
1. Report all off-topic idolfaggery
2. Post GTA characters in their general with text relevant to idols. Equivalent exchange.

>>146265434
Rockstar has put in details for a Japanese/Korean radio channel into GTA5 that you can find in the data.

Idols are officially coming to your radio. Enjoy the AKB48 tunes.

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When was the last time anyone saw on of these online?

>>146265579
Probably every time someone gets a wanted level, I'd assume.

>>146265579
Whenever menus were working last because that's the only time they ever can show up.

>>146259708
>>146260851
Every race with slipstream and/or catchup enabled:

>purposefully stay behind leader for almost the whole race
>overtake in the last couple of checkpoints
>gg hard earned win

>>146265628
>Only time
>Spawning at the police headquarters
>Ps4
>>146265626
Have you never played this game?

>>146263302
it's kinda sorta similar to the buccaneer in general shape but there's nothing in the game that really comes close

savanna comeback when

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>>146265737
>Ps4

>>146265737
Have you? I see them spawn all the time.

>>146265897

>>146265958
Are you sure you aren't confusing them for the interceptor?

>>146266080
test

>Made 70k buckaroonies following a CEO around and dying a lot + one heist set up with 3 people that make me look smart.
All I need is like 5 more days as productive as this one and I can finally afford the Brawler I've wanted for the past several months.

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i hope ur all havin a cute and comfy day/night

>>146261557
thnx anon c:

>>146268348
Fuck you. I'm sick and it's your fault you fucking faggot. Thanks.

>>146263391
which game is on ur wishlist, anon?

>>146263774
those are just attention seeking assholes that won't succeed at anything in life

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Should I get a Cognosexy Cabrio?
I really like how it looks but it doesn't seem to be much in terms of performance.

>>146265434
Racing/tuner update soon

>>146267595
that fugly car isn't worth buying

>>146268608
i own one, it has nice looks and goes alright. sadly it doesnt have much customization :(

>>146268869
You aren't worth buying.

>>146268608
get an windsor drop
its better

>>146269030
>memesor
Naaaaaaah, brah.

>>146268943
it's like you guys keep regressing further

>>146269320
You keep regressing further.

>>146268348
>>146268439
Fuck off and die.

>>146269497
shut the fuck up you precious little bitch.

>>146269549
Forgot your name comfyfag

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Name my band.

Someone mind adding Lu-Iggy to the pc_gtag?

>>146271074
3 Fags and a Bag.

>>146271074
Dyke, Black, Blacker and Gay.

>>146271074
Homicidal tendies

>>146271074
Diversity quotas

There's a weird F22/J20 looking textureless jet in the GTAO files alongside the big ass cargo plane from Trevor's merryweather hijack sky mission with the jeep. Plus there are files for 3 restaurants and 3 strip clubs and a cluster bomb missile without a homing variant.

>>146254265
Who needs a body guard? I love blowing up cucks for free.

>>146272594
source?

>>146258994
10/10 plate

>want to have only one plate on LSC app
>have "higgus" and "cuck"
>want to delete "cuck"
>open ticket
>they tell me to reinstall the game
>look at other tickets where they simply remove all plates off the app upon request
>instead i get a "we're looking into this" response

fuck

>a new update
>the only part I care about is the shirt

Is it just for logging in or do you have to win shit?

>>146274429
logging in

>>146274429
log in

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>>146274095
Lets hope this new ticket works.

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>>146274095
>"please set your first plate"
>"your new plate must be different from your existing plate"
>mfw

Something in this update really fucked off the LSC app. I've been using it for months but these past couple of days it's been barely working at all and it keeps trying to bill me for plates I already own.

>>146271074
The Four Horsemen of Soros

>>146274697
fucking this
can't stand this shit
i end up paying 200k to change my plate to higgly and then higgus

WAKE ME UP

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post that car you like that will never make it into the game

>>146272594
pics or make like a tree and get the fuck out of here

>>146274668
>he doesn't know how to work custom plates properly

Wow you are fucking dumb, niggus.

>>146274993
see
>>146274697

Trying to delete or select a different plate gives you the same error message of "Your new plate must be different from your existing plate" or "You must first make a plate in order to make multiple plates or delete plates"

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>>146275073
>not using a menu to make your plate NIGGER

>>146275118
i havent used menus since before the osiris got released

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>>146274942

>>146274942
>>146263594

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Is the proto worth buying? Does it handle like shit? Is it better than the reaper?

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>>146274942
pic related
PMP600
>>146275346 and it's civ version
Contender
Cavalcade FXT

>>146275118
>condoning menu use
>capeshit image
Crimeshitter? Is that you?

>>146275631
>faster than t20
>nice handling
>better than reaper
>awful in rain, fucking awful
>do not drive it in the rain
>it also looks very tacky like a razer product

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>>146275631
Tell me this is bad on purpose, please

>>146275631
I get the feeling that has a penis.

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>all the cars that look good handle terribly
>all the cars that look terrible handle goodly

>>146275634
I want a Cavalcade FXT with side rails like the Granger and bed seats like the Bison.

Or at least a turretless Gunsurgent.

>>146275908
>he doesnt put fashion over functionality in every game
I bet you wore giants armor in dks1 just because of the stats too

>>146275908
>Saving up for Kaneda's bike.
>Know it handles badly.
>I still want it badly.

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>finally fill up a large warehouse for the second time
>it's a fly low in a titan and avoid the cops episode
>2 deliveries in and all is going well
>on the freeway by Mirror Park
>wait a second
>overhead powerlines
>the dodgy connection plus pop in
>Plane clips the "spawning" powerline and is left teetering over a cliff face with no way out
>111 units gone soon after

I'm not even mad, just disappointed I wasted all that time for nothing. [At least with Dark Souls, you could make back the souls pretty easily]

The X80 and Flying Bravo were alright though

Why did blater quit the official discord

>>146276112

I would understand if it actually looked like the Akira bike.

>>146276112
I fuckin love the vindicator
it doesn't even handle that badly and I can make my akira references all the time driving it
I just wish rockstar would give the tail lights trails like in the movie but thatll never happen
>>146276189
it aint based solely on kaneda's bike, its based on the NM4 which was inspired by kaneda's bike

>>146276189
I love the 80s, I love motorcycles, and I really liked the movie. That bike has me by the testicles and will not let go.

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>>146276303
>>146276402
>driving a grannybike

>>146271074
Death Grips

>>146276503
You're a grannybike.

>>146276632
No. This is a granny bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqzkKs5shCM

So can we all agree that the Dukes is the shitter car of the muscle class? Much like Prototipo and Zentorno is of super?

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>>146275658
>capes

>>146276772

Zentorno is still very useful in Super races because it has ridiculously tight handling. It won't beat a T20 that knows what it's doing but it's a great choice for winding tracks.

>>146276770
No you are

Even when alone on a server, doing CEO 3 crate missions doesn't really give enough money, by the time I sell I only go like 100k plus.
18k times 16 only nets like 220k

Is there any other non-grind way to earn money?

>>146276139
Just alt+f4 when you make a mistake during delivery

>>146276162
>official

>>146276958
If you wanna maximize profit get one crate at a time, but this will take more time, make sure to alternate between two warehouses.

>>146276958
>Even when alone on a server, doing CEO 3 crate missions doesn't really give enough money, by the time I sell I only go like 100k plus.
Maybe you should actually fill a large warehouse up instead of being a dumbass with a tiny warehouse

>>146277848
Maybe you should give me some money so I can actually buy a large one.

>>146277820
Because of how much slower it is, it's better to buy 3 at a time.

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>>146275845
If only

>>146278023
money is ezpz to get in this game, get it yourself

>>146278023
It's end game content. The more effort you put in the more you get back.

I've already made the money that I spent on the update, and now I'm working to refill my t20 bonds.

If you're an instant gratification fucker, and you need money that badly just play heists.

>>146278196
>t20 bonds.
X80 would be better for that now, right?

>>146278023
If you don't have enough money to buy even the cheapest large warehouse, you should stop talking to me right now.

God, the nerve of poorfags these days.

>>146278260
It would break the garage(s) theme, and I don't feel like replacing 9 garages of t20s for a more expensive car.

>>146278438
>only one garage with cars you actually like driving
Why.

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>yfw we're finally moving into Concept car territory

>>146278973
> yfw even Gran Turismo and Forza know not to go full Concept Car

>>146278693
I only drive 3 vehicles. The rest are "rare" cars, cars I can't drive outside, or sell because of illegitimate means of acquisition.

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>>146278973
>still no SYNus

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>he doesn't shitpost in gtao with /gtag/

>>146279437
That's a desktop, not a browser.

>>146279437
Man you look like a prison yard bitch. Like they would take you out and spit roast you for lunch and swap out until every guy in the yard had you.

>>146279486
?

>>146280564
You can't shitpost without a browser.

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>>146275908
>mfw I have 30M+ in the bank, five garages full of awesome vehicles of all prices, and still main stealable street cars

Honestly, a big part of GTAO's appeal to me is being able to own and customize everyday regular-ass cars. Dozens of games do car customization and physics way better than GTA, but their rosters are often nothing but fancy fast cars and the occasional meme car like MUH EIGHT-SIX or MUH CIVIC. I just want to toss boring shitboxes around.

>>146280712

Style over substance is the way to go.
All the more rewarding when you slap some faggot in his Karuma around while you're driving something you just like the sound of around.

>>146280665
dom't those laptops have a browser?

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>>146280712
The idea of putting turbo on a station wagon is always amusing.

>>146281185
They do, why do you ask?

why the FUCK does this game still kick you out of the lobby you're in if the heist you're joining is full?

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>>146281332
>he doesn't know of the Nissan Stagea and its glorius RB26DETT

>>146280712
>>146281332
>>146281785
I did not agree to this deal.

>>146275908
this is a non-issue if you use a controller

>>146282137

yeah, then every car handles terribly

>>146281678
Why the fuck don't heists function like playlists

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>>146281913
Perhaps you're more of a Volvo guy, then?
The 850 Turbo and V70 T5 are both pretty beast.

RIP Ingot, he got nerfed too soon.

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>>146281332
Turbo on a station wagon?

>>146281332
>tfw no Audi RS 6 Avant

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>>146247614
New modded mission

>>146282436
this game just stacks shit on top of shit. the new CEO shit broke the quickmenu, crates are broken due to vip missions, costs to rent vehicles are all over the place, sometimes free, $200, $2000. there's not even consistency in where things are in menus, opening doors and button presses for actions.

Lombank > Arcadius > Maze West > Maze Tower

Warm > Polished > Ice > Rich = Classical > Contrast > Vintage > Cool > Conservative

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>>146274942

>>146283695
>new shitty paint.exe job

If I started out in maze west with the basic office should I move to a more expensive office once I earn enough money, or just upgrade my current one?

>>146284559
>costs to rent vehicles are all over the place, sometimes free, $200, $2000.
This is only confusing if you're illiterate or just adverse to reading.
Vehicles ordered from the regular pegasus phone line are $200.
Vehicles ordered from the interaction menu and from inside your office vary in price.
Certain Vehicles that you already own can be spawned from the interaction menu for no cost.

>>146286810
Upgrade your current one. Buy the gun safe and accommodations if you want them. The decor is, obviously, just cosmetic, so that's up to you. Same with the useless money safe.

The only difference between the buildings is location. All the offices offer the same amenities and services. In my opinion, Maze West is perfectly fine as Del Perro's a quiet part of town. Trading up to Arcadius or Maze Tower will mean you'll constantly be having to deal with virtual Baghdad.

>>146287197
>Certain Vehicles that you already own can be spawned from the interaction menu for no cost.

pretty sure every pegasus vehicle on the vip menu can be spawned for free if you own it

>>146287531
Lombank probably has the only good view from the office unless you like the FIB/IAA offices and the Vinewood sign.

>>146287659
What is the VIP menu. Because if you're talking about the interaction menu, only certain things can be spawned in, like the Buzzard, Washington, BeeJay etc. The helipad menu in the office has a fee to spawn in pegasus stuff.

languagez you on mate

Something that just hit me: Why didn't R* add some functionality to the office safe by using it to toggle the clutter?

You do crate missions, office fills up with clutter. Sell the clutter and it becomes cash piles. There's no way to do anything about them. If you want to clean them up, then be a good goy and buy the safe! Attach a prompt to it for "Press [E] to store your earnings in the safe." Fade to black, money piles despawn, safe fills up, office is clean again. Then, if you want the Harry Enfield look, you go back to the safe, "Press [E] to empty the safe." Bam, money piles on the floor again.

Too simple for R* to grasp, apparently.

>>146289279
If it doesn't involve Shark cards they don't care.

>>146289279
Because the interior clutter has nothing to do with sales. It's just markers that you've done shit, just like the SecuroServ statue.

The money clutter also has nothing to do with sales and everything to do with how much money you have on you. A sale just triggers it to show.

Safe maxes out at 1 million. Money clutter maxes out at 25 million.

Go on and spend all your money and it'll clean up your office. Check.

Something tells me that you were originally going to store bought crates in your office building but rockstar just wanted to add that extra touch of "jew" and made it so we had to buy warehouses as well.

I mean, the secretary does tell you to "bring back" the goods, as in "bring them back to the office" instead of telling you to take them to your warehouse.

I've had this active heist in my jobs list for fucking ever. Anyone on ps4 down to help, I'm rich so the cuts would be in your favor.

>>146289572
>the interior clutter has nothing to do with sales
No, it has to do with collecting stuff.
>The money clutter also has nothing to do with sales
I had more dosh in the bank after my first sale than after my last and there's more dosh on the floor now than before

>>146276162
Because he can't use menus

>>146289504
It actually does though, it involves buying the safe.

>>146290028
what heist, Psn?

>>146289572
>Money clutter maxes out at 25 million.
Shit, really? Where does it show beyond 10 million? Most if not all of it is in that wide area behind the lounge.

Does the upkeep of a large warehouse cost more than the smaller ones?

Any negative effects of buying a large

>>146291589
It'll take longer to make back the money but you'll make more money per crate

>>146291060
PacStan, psn is stoneinfocus. Doesn't seem like anyone else is on atm for me so if you could bring some people that'd be cool

>>146291930
I don't have anyone that plays, I deal with randoms most of the time. We could just tell them to stay in the bank while one of us goes for the bikes

>>146291930
I ragequitted after my ps4 froze when I was on my last Headhunter target, I think I can hop on and help a bit.

>>146289767
She says warehouse all the time mate.

>>146292124
Any help would be good

>>146292116
Added

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>>146274942
The Polaris, although the reason it would never return is the fact it was a four door.

>>146292860
no mic btw

>>146292124
>quitting over headhunter
literally less than a dollar's worth of virtual currency anon
what are you doing

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How does this gamemode idea sound?

>Cats vs Dogs

>One team spawns in as cats, the other as dogs
>Cat's objective is to survive, dog's is to catch the cats
>Cats cannot attack while dogs can
>Heavy traffic on the streets
>the traffic can only knock down the cats, but it will damage the dogs
>Initially, dogs move slower than the cats but get a speed boost after a cat is caught

Any improvements you guys would make?

>>146292960
It's sad that this is the truth. Four-door cars aren't XTREEM enough to appeal to the Shark Card-buying kiddies. I'd kill for a GTA version of the Lamborghini Estoque or some other batshit-fast four-door. Or, God forbid, something that holds more than four that isn't a Pegasus vehicle.

>tfw always having to call Guardian because everyone wants to tag along

>>146293959
>the traffic can only knock down the cats, but it will damage the dogs

Nigga I've seen more cat roadkill than dogs. If anything this gamemode is highly unbalanced.

>>146293959
With the exception of the theme and the fact that one team is invincible to vehicles, that sounds like an Adversary Mode which already exists.

>>146293614
Not just headhunter, Headhunter on an empty public server, in the middle of crate runs.

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>>146293959
Speaking of game mode ideas, I want to believe.
>4 vs 4
>1 team on Sanchez bikes armed with combat shotguns/Micro SMGs
>1 team on a train armed with an arsenal of weapons
>Train has to reach the destination with at least one guy standing left in the Train team
>Sanchez team must stop the Train team before they reach the destination
>Train team must defend themselves throughout the game
>Sanchez team has unlimited respawns
>Sanchez team can't exit the Sanchez
>There are ramps scattered throughout the railway for the Sanchez team to get on the train

>>146295338
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

>>146295338

Cuckstar would just have to modify a Come Out To Play map to make this real. But they never will.

>>146295338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rgYAQXIwM
I like it!

>>146285648
>I couldnt afford maze tower
The post

>>146297803
>mfw i have classical lombank office
>mfw i meet anons criteria

>>146297803
> failing at justifying the maze tower meme
the post

There is literally only one single benefit to Maze Tower and that's that it is too tall for welfare rockets to hit helicopters on take off.

It's in a shit location where all of the northern and central parts of the city converges except its entrance is stuck in a choke point of horribly designed road systems(perfect for the shit design of roads in LA.) Not only that but its actual building design, just like the Eclipse Towers meme, is horrible. Beyond that, again just like Eclipse towers, it has a horrible view and every shitter that thinks "it's the most money that means it's the best" gathers there turning it into Fallujah the second you're in a server with more than four people.

>>146298637
Not him, but the only plus I can think of for the Maze Tower is that it's more central, and thus closer to a lot of the larger warehouses, reducing time spent traveling back to the office. Then again, so is Arcadia, and that road around Maze Tower is fucking horrid. It's also a very small difference in flight time anyway.

So are there any money hacks or are those days over? I remember last summer being able to got tons of money no problem.

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>briefly

what did they mean by this?

>>146299318
you'll only experience it briefly before blacking out.

>>146299318
That predictably a new super will come out that will be even better and more expensive. Gotta push them shark cards.

>>146299318
You'll get blown up as soon as someone notices you in one of those.

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>>146247614
x80 isn't killing anything, it can go fast in straight lines and that's it. braking and grip are garbage

>>146299757
As good as a T20's, you're just shit.

>>146287197
i didnt say it was confusing, it's just sloppy as fuck.
they wanted to use the phone as an in game menu but too much stuff, s there's a quick menu with redundant features...

somethings are in nested menus, somethings you have to call somebody and it works sometimes. sometimes you have to pay to get your car out of impound, sometimes you can call your assistant, sometimes you dont have to do anything.

sometimes you press Y to stand up, sometimes it's B, sometimes you press > on the dpad.

The game is like trying to get a bunch of script mods to work together with being able to rewrite any of the hotkeys

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hi I'd like to join your crew on pc, my username is perthfr

I just sent a request

>>146299913
sorry we don't take homos

>>146300002
Ha!

>>146300002
but i'm not gay

>>146291589
i pay something like $2000 daily upkeep for my five apartments, yacht, office and large warehouse

whatever the cost of the warehouse is (if any) it's pretty fucking negligible