Dota 2 gulag /d2g/

>thread deleted
Dotards?

>1st for mods

SeemsGood

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pls no ban

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I wonder how long this one will last

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Old liquid vs current liquid

who would win?

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>tfw you'll never accidentally spill your yoghurt on these two

>>146070512

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im gonna post here just bc of the reddit link in the other

how do i get out of low prio

everyone is shit there but me

>>146070931
win

>>146070931
lp is fucking easy as fuck
get some early kills and they will rage quit
free win

>>146070648
The one who kept arguing about politics was the mod and he seems butthurt

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>>146070864
I hope we get a color version of this one

>>146070965
thanks how do i win? last game i jungled medusa ands got 2 rapiers then my team didnt wanna come mid and I killed 4 of the enemy team then died

then I lost

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What does Kelly do now that she's not the manager of Alliance anymore?

>>146070868
rekt

>>146071046
I think you might have some slight decision making problems

>>146071083
try to stay relevant by posting cuck stories

How do I invoker? Is he still good regardless of the recent nerfs?

>>146071046
>jungle medusa
>drop 2 rapiers

go back to lp you scum we don't want you in normal queue

>>146071141
No i dont im 4k mmr bro im literally super good at this game


right guys right

>>146071083
she quit eg.dota to manage eg.cs

but before eg could announce the team etc RLewis exposed them for matchfixing and they got banned by valve

thats the whole reason why Kelly send Loda to beat him up, beucase he exposed her shitty team lmao

>>146071206
I dont play normal q i only play ranked 4k mmr and always random my hero


rate my toksisisty on a scale of 1 to reddit

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>NA cucks so fucking butt-devastated they resort to sabotaging the thread.
>Aka throwing a fit like the babs they are
>So fucking mad that eveb SEAmonkeys got an invite while NA got like?????

>L = TO THE FUCKING MAO
>SIDES = IN GIGAORBIT
>SHIT = CANNOT BE MADE UP!!
You cannot make this shit up.
I repeat, you cannot make this shit up.

You contain all the "elite" dota players for 8years on a single board and they still won't be able to make

this

shit

up!
ALSO REMINDER

>australian population: 24 million
>australian internet: 3rd world
>australian teams invited directly to ti: 2
>american population: 320 million
>american internet: 1st world
>american teams invited directly to ti: 0

>Spirit running toll/sniper
wat

>>146070864
based Fizzz is on a roll with the sister lewds

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post wyvern porn

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>Tfw you will never be a big streamer

>>146071646
Why would anyone donate fucking 13k

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So do we know if anyone is going to stream the EG and Secret games in the open qualifiers? I'm assuming if someone does they'll have to do it with like a 30 min delay.

>>146071706
he really wanted to beat tommy
"top donator" is a cruel trick to break the spirit of the arabian oil princes

>>146071706
that guy is some single 40yo IT worker

people like that have nothing to spend on

>>146071706
Isn't the rich arab that wanted him to stream shirtless

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>EG didnt even got invite to regional qualifiers

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>>146071621

Is this the first TI without a direct invite for every region?

>tfw you have a penis

why was the last thread deleted?
was janny a degenerate bet d2lounge affiliate?

>Still no immortals 2
Nice job vuvla, literally honeypot international with less prizepool than TI5.

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>>146071806
>asshole protruding outwards

>>146072024
>BEING THIS MUCH OF A VIRGIN

>>146072024
That's poop, silly

>>146072101
sorry furfag but in real life the asshole goes into the bod not out lmao

post the pasta, you know the one

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>TFW NO MILK GIRL HEROES
>WHY EVEN LIVE FAMILIAR

>ACTUALLY LOSING TO TROLL/SNIPER
Holy shit sedoy needs to kill himself

INSIDER BRUH HERE
2 TEAMS FROM NA REGIONAL QUALIFIER WILL DROP OUT

>>146072185
I'm just gonna put this out there.

Secret were just toying around in this game trying to feel the patch,picks and bans n shit. I'm pretty sure they're laughing like shit right now about how bad they (wantedly) played.
They just wanna like be heroes and win from the loser bracket. The time of toying around is pretty much over desu. All these people overreacting are just sad and pathetic. Secret is no.1 team in the world right now (gosu and jd rankings), so I'm 100% sure they didn't play their best at this sub-par tier 2 tournament.

Also,
>mfw secret wins this whole thing and everyone in this thread is BTFO'd.

>>146070931
Play heroes that anger people, like spirit breaker or undying. Both can get you easy early multi-kills.

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why is reddit convinced playing support is harder than carry? they literally think playing carry is all about hitting creeps for 30 minutes.

I play both roles @ 5k MMR and playing carry is a lot more stressful...

>>146072218
who?

>>146072024
OMG GUYS
THE ASSHOLE
IS SERIOUSLY POINTING OUT
THIS IS AMAZING
LIKE WOW GUYS
NEVER SINCETI4 HAVE WE SEEN
AN ASSHOLE THAT
POKES OUT
THIS MUCH!

It's not a big deal - pro player panelling with him

OH WELL THEN I SUDDENLY AGREE WITH YOU AND
U-TURN ON
WHAT I PREVIOUSLY
JUST SAID
LOL

Guys.

I want to fuck Soe.

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>>146072206

>>146072325
(You) earned it

Getting in here to post that Oracle with Aghs is literally free wins in Overthrow. Want revenge on third world shitters for fucking up US East, go ruin their fun back.

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>>146071757
BTS Hub. Too bad there are some shitters there
>muh diversity

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Is he right?

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REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.11

BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a melee str hero
--------------------
Str - 21 + 2.5
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 19 + 2.0

Base Armor - 2
Base Dmg - 29 - 39
BAT - 1.9
Base MS - 300
Turn Rate - 0.85
--------------------

Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self

Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds. Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd

W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (250 cast range)

Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/40/60/80 hp per second (can be cast even if stunned). - 30mana/s 22 cd

E - Ask Purge for help - No Target

Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd

Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP -
4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs

R - Open Eyes - Target Area

Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals 450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd

**Aghs Upgrade** - Evian® Bottle

Blitz is granted an Evian® Bottle sized cock, granting him 50% cleave in 225 Aoe and increasing his attack range to 200. Every 20 attacks the Evian® Bottle unleashes a powerful spray in front of Blitz, stunning all enemies in a cone going 500 units out for 2 sec and applying a 35AS/MS slow for 6 seconds.

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>>146071317
AMERILARD ON SUICIDE WATCH GODDAMMIT WHAT A YEAR TO BE ALIVE.... BASED VULVA IS BASED!!!!..... AMERILARD TEARS IS DELICIOUS TBFH FAMALAM

>>146072439
Who else valve would invite for China region?
Both LGD and Newbee placed top 4 in last major.

>>146072442
>blitz
>melee str hero
Fucking make it a ranged int hero if you want to meme this hard

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>>146072439
>swindle
>ever right
I don't think it's possible desu

>>146072439
who cares about the opinion of some shitter lmao

>>146072332
t. James "The Ass" Harding

>>146072436
Why is Kotlguy so fucking handsome

>>146072436
>That photo of sheever
Just like my JAV covers desu

>>146072432
Is veil aghs viable?

>>146072560
Because he's actually a robot. That's how he was made

>>146072174
You'd know all about shitholes you degenerate faggot

>>146072436
>The International Qualifier Hub """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""talent""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

daily reminder that battlerite will kill dota 2 lads

>>146072560
whats the point of making an ugly droid

people tend to trust handome people more

>>146072532
No m8

I just find her really cute

>>146072024
It's an acquired taste

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>>146072436
>She will never give birth to your children

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>>146072635
>only men have assholes
DEE TOO GEE

there is nothing degenerate about liking buttholes

>>146072602
Very yes. I haven't done it in normal games but my god the damage you can do with Agh's/Eul's alone is absolutely unholy. Anyone without a BKB or nasty magic resist just dies. Octarine isn't either but definitely go veil first because it's cheaper and the stats are way better for its price. Octarine not only lets you spam E slightly faster, but more importantly you can purge people with Q like crazy and you can use your defensive shit like W+ghost, self-Eul's, or glimmer cape more often.

They buff this guy anymore and he's gonna ruin the game by himself.

>>146072784
HOLY SHIT

They airbrushed the image so much they fucking burned it, but they still couldn't get rid of her moles

TOP FUCKING KEK

>>146072842
I've spammed him a lot, but going for more of a right click build because of his BAT.

I'm thinking of testing him mid. What do you think?

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>>146072343
>tfw u will never drink lina's breast milk

>>146072943
>they

you mean her phone?

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I wonder what Drow's butthole smells like...

>>146073075
You and me both, buddy

>>146073060
She had it photoshopped, nigger. "THEY" being the person/people who did that for her.

>>146072960
Go for it. If you can find good ways to purge the healing buff while staying alive (again, glimmer or ghost + W), he pumps out obscene damage, especially with Agh's. Remember that combined with the reduced cast point, Agh's basically lets him shit out E's like 3 times as fast while chasing better the whole time.

>>146073243
No nigga that's just makeup and instagram

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I can't stop winning with Enigma.

>>146072779
yeah the taste of shit, literally LOL

>>146073345
>960x960 res
>instagram
lol m8

>>146072439
>xiao8 dodged frankfurt to secure TI invite
S A S U G A
A
S
U
G
A

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>>146073075
heaven

>>146072436
>no ayesee
will the hammer be dropped ever again?

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>>146073075
I wonder what Lanaya's cock smells like...

>>146073765
bubblegum

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Tier 1
>OG, Liquid, Newbee
Tier 2
>MVP
Tier 3-7
>Everyone else

What kind of shitstorm would there be if neither EG nor Secret made it through the OQ?

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>Rime is finally streaming

>>146073886
I for one promise to shitpost all day if it happens

>be in abuse lobby
>people meme and waste time
>whatever

>next time round
>meme around since its du jour
>get blacklisted

autism

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>>146073886
I would cry Tears of Joy

@LimmpDota Jun 9
fans will never understand how heartbreaking dota is sometimes for players

What did he mean by this?

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>>146073886
Like a german happy camp tier of shitstorm

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What happened?

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>>146074072
>wahh I only made 6 figures this year traveling around the world being treated like a celebrity for playing my video game

>>146074214
I honestly don't even know.

>>146073357
Don't do the same thing I did and try playing him again immediately in ranked after a month or more of not playing Dota. Then you fuck up farming up mek and shit with good timing and whoops suddenly you're losing games because you don't even have blink by the time their PL gets his diffusal.

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>>146074072
He knows that he won't make it to TI.

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>>146073886
You'd need to wear sunglasses just to look at your monitor

>>146074072
I'd probably be pretty bootyblased if I had to interact with Swindle every day too

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>>146074072
>fans will never understand how heartbreaking dota is sometimes for players
Thinking fans can't understand or have empathy, especially those that play dota or have ever had objects of passion - that's vanity son.

And that's one of the deadly sins.

>>146074214
EE really wanted to play with RTZ.

>>146074214
EE thought he was the reason his team was winning

same shit that happened to C9 desu

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>>146074214
I STILL BELIEVE

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NA should have gotten 4 open qualifier spots this is indisputable. Valve are just being childish by trying to "teach a lesson" to grown adults yet end up looking like the fools instead. Further I see no reason why SEA should get 2 qualifier spots that get to TI. NA should have 3 slots and SEA should only have 1.

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>>146074072
>reddit is too mean

>>146074597
yea you're dumb shut up

>>146074214
RTZ
then EE
And now RTZ and EE

>>146074597
Okay Grant if you say so.

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Post yfw Swindle "I'm going to beat Rotk at TI6" Melonzz doesn't even make it to wildcards

>>146074597
wow really makes you think...

>>146073845
lgd should be in the tier 2 and na dota should be below everything else. otherwise, pretty accurate

>>146074597
Even Valve knows NAdota is less relevant than Smonkey dota, Amerilard
LOL

Now that it's obvious that Valve are just as racist against North America as Reddit is I've had enough with the rigged Dota esports.

What are some other esport games I can follow where Americans are allowed to show their true strength?

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>>146074741

>GrandGrant completely forgot about VG and VG.R during his salty fit of whining when guessing qualifier winners

rOtk believers ww@? First open qualifiers then qualifiers and to TI.

>>146072436
Who the fuck is this Anneedroid?

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>>146074951
I like rOtk but I want Burning to fail

>>146074926
Overwatch is the true home of he white man my friend. Also much better waifus and tons of great lewds.

Post Soe

>>146075024
She's a solid 8.5 on reddit.

>>146075024
me ama

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>>146075175

>>146075251
can you be my gf

>>146075142
Please do not reply to yourself.

>Random Shaman
>hexing blinking shackling warding killing towers.
>saving team mates.
THIS NIGGA IS FUN AS SHIT.

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>Dota 2 is not dead

-d2g

>>146075295
s-sorry...

>>146075371

shadow pool

Explain "preppin a bull" to mean like Dota 2 is the only thing I know about life.

>>146075258
I wish soe would sit on my face

>>146075371
>Dota 2 is dead in NA

wew lad what else is new

better move to europe my man

>>146075371
NA dota is

>>146075428
It's exactly like supporting

>live near Great American Cleaveland
>radio stations wont stop playing We Are The Champions

GOD DAMNIT

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just xD

>>146075258
Thank you mon ami

Please post more

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Post recent rampages

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>>146075718

>>146075684
i gave up on playing on US east, i just take the extra ping and play on west

even if it still has peruvians there's less of them

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I am a better mid than most people at my MMR. I've practiced my mid match ups in unranked and 1v1s and ranked as well and win my lane quite hard.

But I have trouble getting people to let me mid and if I pick mid first about 50% of the time an irate ally will demand mid and lock their mid and then I will have to deal with some sort of dual lane mid. Which I can still get some decent farm out of because I'm better at last hitting mechanically, but I'm not getting 100% of the farm and I'm only getting 50% of the EXP.

Should I
1) Pay $60 USD to boost my account by 1k MMR
or
2) Play on Aussie servers, despite everyone being low skill there Australians aren't fucking autistic enough to demand mid after somebody instalocks it.

These 3-10 Tinker mids and 2-12 Zeus mids and all sorts of other trash are tilting me. I can't just have my mid alone and I can't trust anyone else to go mid either.

>>146075772

I want to run a train on Soe with other gulags

>>146076063
>Playing on US East at 12 PM EST
Maybe set your language to Russian or Portuguese and you'll get a match.

>>146076004
git gud

If you're good enough you can carry in any position/lane

Why is teams like secret and EG in open qualifiers but "Vultur" and "Not Today" are in main qualifiers?

>>146076173
Secret and EG are that fucking awful

>>146076236
But secret and EG achieved better results?

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>>146076173
Because backstabbers get what they deserve

>>146076173
Because they broke roster lock. I'm not sure why this is such a hard concept to grasp.

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>>>/v/342122297

He gave up, guys

>>146076298
Not with their current rosters they haven't

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>>146076027
>you'll never spit roast soe with your fellow gulagites

>>146076160
That wasn't what I was asking anon.

I'm sure that I could carry in any position/lane, just not 90% of the time. It would take much longer than if I went mid.

There's a reason Lil Hardy goes Visage mid in his games, there's a reason Sonneiko has Invoker mid as his most played hero total too. It's just more reliable to go mid yourself.

>>146076360
>Some dumb anon thinks that just by permabanning himself he'll rid himself of video games.

It's not even video games, it's his outright bad habits. You can play video games daily without it wasting your time.

>>146076573
>It's not even heroin, it's his outright habits. You can use heroin daily without wasting your time

>>146076626
>It's not even shitposting, it's his outright bad habits. You can shitpost daily without wasting your time.

>>146076626
There's a difference between a psychological addiction and a physiological one. Video games have that addictive component because they provide a rush of stimulus (which all brains crave) without expending a lot of physical exertion.

Heroin creates an addiction where your body becomes dependent on it to function, in addition to being physically destructive and withdrawal symptoms being so severe that even a day or two without it causes nausea and chronic pain.

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Korean League pros play with <10 ping while DotA pros are fine with 150 ping

What does this mean?

>>146076926
150 > 10

basic math

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>>146072436
>LLAMA

>>146072436
The EU hub will never be repeated, it was too special to be be imitated successfully.

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>>146071806
>panties

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>an entire day without relevant esports

>>146076926
Means that Koreans are bad lol

>>146077625
Can we hire Arteezy to assassinat eher?

>>146077301
If there were relevant non awkward pros who would join it would be cool

>>146072436
>>146077128
Why the FUCK is she even relevant? She's a terrible caster with a nasally voice, she's not even somewhat traditionally-attractive like sheever so she doesn't function as camera-candy, and she is fucking 3.5k so she's not even objectively good at the game so she cannot provide insight into the game.

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Can an American please killing spree the BTS hub

Pretty sure only like 10% of those people are innocent, the rest have all committed crimes against humanity.

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what went wrong

i was the ursa

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>>146077680
It's simple, she has 2 X chromosomes.

>>146077680
That fits like half the male personalities too

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we need to get Ephey and Thorin on talents list

a pretty arabic 5k+ dota girl and bitter ginger fuck, i want that

>>146077680
1. Thirsty Redditors
2. That's all there is to it

>>146077625
Kaipi v AF is in like 45 mins
Should be a pretty good indication of how well Kaipi are going to do in the open qualifiers

>>146076926
That is he worth 1/2 of Miracle

so what is the purpose of BigShitty nobrain now?

>>146077829
Who would thirst over that?

I'd rather live in a drought than drink from that cup.

>>146077834
Nice, this shit isn't going to be on HitboxTV is it?

>>146077818
Thorin is just bad Yames

>>146077967
Nah, it's on twitch at /GlobalGrandMasters
it's caused by Maut+Motpax though

>>146078086
delet this

>>146078045
Wait what. I thought they were literally the same person?

>>146077753
why do mongoloids like you always post some game where you have 18 kills yet only 19k hero damage. trying to show off your huge carry skills and ask "what went wrong"

like fuck you i know you just want us to suck you off man

ok well here goes

how did you do it man wow you are so good and your teams always dragging you down i swear you deserve to be 9k mmr and EG should kick fear for you. look at these shitters just ruining your game. how is it just and fair in this world that a god like you can fucking CARRY his team so hard and still lose.

>>146077753
>Vlads
No build HotD, you're going to want Satanic later. Use the active on a Satyr or Wildwing so you can have it farm lanes/jungle camps and/or an Alpha Wolf or Ice Troll for the +damage aura or +ice armor on yourself

>SNY
Unless you've got that blink + Phase + HotD + SNY by 20 minutes then I wouldn't say SNY is that great. Yeah Maim proc is high chance now but it doesn't give you much damage and the changes to Abyssal Blade mean you can't get much damage out of Basher either.

I got MKB after blink on Ursa last time I played him, but I also didn't have a dead weight team. I had a fucking super farmed DK mid and Luna safe lane who were crushing fights.

But yeah definitely get the HotD so you can pull just a bit more farm efficiency out of the map and get a Satanic late game.

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aren't we crossed the line?

Why are we laughing at someone else hardship? from NaVi, Alliance, RTZ, EG, and Secret. When they face a downfall all they get is mockery and when they are on top we mock the every smallest mistakes they made.

to be honest.... it's just feels so wrong and disgusting....
they are trying their best and do what they think best for them. it's their life, and they all commit so much in it for a career in a thing we all loved, DoTA.

>>146070548
How do I beat Sven as AM or Jug?

>>146078237
He has fucking bloodseeker and PA on his team, of course he will build vlads.

Stopped reading there btw.

>>146078313
splitpush, hope your team has a bane or something.

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>>146078313
Forgot image.

>>146077753
>got Scythed by Necro
>didn't have buyback gold because retarded I NEED MUH ITEMS
basically you;re fucking retarded

is magnus good right clicker ?

>>146078346
>Building items to help your idiot teammates who will feed regardless of the +5 armor and life steal instead of to help yourself farm better and carry them by killing the enemy

C U C K

>>146078278
It's just banter m8. Just like when I give my brother a cheeky handjob at Christmas. It doesn't meab anything. Just having a good laugh.

>>146077753
>vlads ursa
>losing to aghs jugg
>losing to battlefury FV
???
also of course your whole shitter team doesnt have dotabuff, AKA they're all foreigners

>>146077753
You're item build is pure fucking trash

waga playing with ruskies lmao

>>146078638
>THE CHANGE IS LITERALLY 2 YEARS OLD BY NOW
wat

>>146078638
But what if I want to get diffusal?

>>146078707
You're just baiting at this point, right?

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THIS FAT FUCK IS PUTTING NA DOTA ON BLAST

>>146078701
Fury swipes ised to be a UAM so you had to get vlads for lifesteal on ursa.

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When will real sports start using Arteezys team sabotage talents for their benefit?

>>146075258
the good ole days when day9 was still a fat piece of shit but not as much of a fat piece of shit as he is now

got anyone stream open qualifier?

>>146078760
?
Diffusal ursa is great.

>>146078783
F

>>146078783
I'm pretty surprised there aren't a billion preuvian teams ready to sign up

>>146078559
Every time I look at her words like "skank" or "trash" come to me.

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>>146078783
All according to the plan

Greatest story ever... repeat TI win from qualifiers.

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>>146078559
The VR headset skit was better

She also interviewed swindlezz who rambled utter shit for 15 minutes which was great

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is OG that good, or is the scene less competitive right now ?

serious question pls no memes

>>146079362

>posts dank as fuck meme
>no memes

wtf I dont see Secret on the list of EU qualifiers

>>146079362
i do think that eg and secret fucked up and would probably be up there and make things more interesting against og and liquid if they were on top form, but og and liquid are simply better right now.

>>146079362
Scene is less competitive.
Liquid is the only team on OG's level, every other team sucks, even Newbee.

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Why does Overwatch already have more lewds than Dota?

>>146079575

Scene is more competitive than before and the level of play only keeps rising.

>>146079583
blizzard payed the artists to overhype their shitgame and now sued them where they sold the copies

>>146078237
Dont build any lifesteal desu, since abyssal builds out of vanguard and you can solo rosh with that too just go vanguard, blink, abyssal. The free orb slot also opens up the possibility to get ursas best damage item: desolator. Apart from that you want bkb and also maybe an aghs

>>146079676
>level of play rising
Yes, but that doesn't mean the scene is more competitive.
If 2 teams just shoot up and above everyone else and other teams can't compete with them, that means there is less competition.

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are you dotards still playing this piece of shit?

why not pick up a real game like overwatch?

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>work every other Tuesday
>the one day where I can watch EG play like 10+ games of Dota happens to fall on a Tuesday that I work

fuck me man

>>146079817
i want to ejaculate into that mouth

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>>146079836
>watching EG """"""play""""""

>>146078313
Kite untill his + armor runs out and you can manfight him with either omnislash or blink+abyssal+manta. If you still cant manfight him kite untill ult runs out. But primarily focus his team and ignore him to kill him last

>>146079817
>says real game
>then says blizzard turd
????

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me when i see dendi's hero hasnt been picked yet

https://streamable.com/5by5

>>146079817
xD

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Based ODPixel will apparently stream all of Secret's games tomorrow so we don't have to watch and listen to BTS jewhub with lama, anneedroid etc

>>146079583
thanks I just got fired

>>146080193
Can't you just watch in client without anyone's commentary or shitty camerawork?

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Who will play Pitlord at TI show match?

>>146080287
>having dota 2 installed
uhhh... what?

>>146080296
Me ;)

>>146078226
thanks for the laugh anon

>>146080296
bulldog

>>146080193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caR8hADjNSU

>1,538,810 views

Reminder that OD pixel made this

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>146080193
Holy shit that's based, thanks for reading our posts OD :D

>>146079362
the scene is shit
and the game turned into shit

im not memeing

>>146080682
Have you ever rooted for EG or Secret?

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NA cucks on literal suicide watch thanks to Valve

>>146080785
I feel pretty good desu.
Then again I'm not a yuro

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>>146080785
Did you know that Fear was voted the most handsome NA player by North American Dota players?

>>146080754
I rooted for EG at TI5

Literally the only non shit team that participated

Valve killed the game and by extension the scene

Nothing matters in the games but memefighting

New teams are mediocre and never git gud as theres nothing to git gud at and old teams/players are stuck in old dota and suck at this abortion.

TI4 and pre TI4 era won't ever come back
>B-but people are now better
No they aren't. All games are shitfests

Rip
Dotard

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Pls valve

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>>146081072
No Dota pros have been on downhill since Alliance vs Navi

No Dota pros have been on downhill since Navi vs IG

No Dota pros have been on downhill since Navi won TI

>>146081072
>memefighting is bad
>15 min take raxes memepushing is what i want
kys faggot

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Ayo ladimirs who hype for TI? I think im losing interest in dota and vidya in general. Growing up i guess baka

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Would be a shame if there was a power outage during the EG qualifier games

So it's pretty much confirmed that Secret will get cheesed by some russian tier 2 team with Huskar+Oracle or Drow strat right?

>>146081479
You aren't growing up until you make a post that isn't full of memes

>>146081479
Damn that looks good

jelly desu

>>146081479
Would you die if you didn't take those drugs?

>>146081479
scrolling past and I don't like dota but holy fuck please DONT DO THIS
DO NOT EAT IT YOU WILL GET GREEN SHITS AND PROBABLY THROW UP

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>I don't play core phoenix
ENJOY YOUR 2K, YOU FUCKING PLEBS

>>146081286
No

Dota literally went to shit with all the lol shit patches that followed TI4 specially TI5 6.84. Up to 6.83 it was dota with memeback. 6.84 onwards is literally lol and easy mode (literally)

All games come down to the exact same. The meta is whatever valve dictates as they overbuff certain heroes and nerf the previous overbuffed ones just like blizzard does.

All overbuff tailor heroes into being memefighting machines. it deals little damage? ramp up damage/turn it pure damage, does it have high CD? 60 second cd ultimate. Can't teamfight? Generic low CD ability or aoe ability rework that is an inferior or sup[erior version of something that already exists
and so on

Dota died

all we have is lol shit abortion

and the scene died with it

>>146081439
>All TI4 and pre TI4 dota was memepush, strategy which lost the finals 3 1 to Newbee

Don't start i already btfo you or your "americaboo" friend

>>146077818
>shitty 5k (flat) earthspirit spammer
>lets put her on the talent list cuz shes a grill
might as well put me on the panel, at least i don't spam earth spirit

>>146081479
>Only meat
Where's the veg? Why are there no potatoes?

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>>146081479
is it supposed to look like that? I'm guessing it's tuna and desu i have no idea how that's cooked , but it looks pretty gross senpai.

>>146081663
I mean green shit isnt too bad but please take care of yourself

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>>146081479
Heh, I know that feel all too well myself Broseephus. Such is life. One wave chasing endlessly after another.

>>146081732
>lol shit patches

You know the patches are literally the opposite of lol right?

>>146081824
He has been posting same old shit ever since DOTA 2 had economy added to it.

>>146081679
how do you play core phoenix

>>146081663
Is tuna grown in contaminated water tanks in the us or something

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Tomorrow is the day that Zai makes America great again

>>146081824
>Homogenization of everything
>streamlining everything
>addition of lol items and lol mechanics
>radiant jungle turned into lol's jungle
>forced jungler
>forced meta
>wards make up for the cost of detection
>radar
etc

>>146081889
why do you tell other people to do what you want to do? i don't understand

Also why do reptilians of all kind care so much about /d2g/?

>>146081732
all of TI4 was about the meme push
the fucking finals was 2 teams memepushing
nothing else mattered, nothing could beat memepush
the grand finals, vg lost to memepush line ups

if you think pre ti4 didnt have cancer metas and it was all perfect you are actually retarded and should really just kys

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I CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT TO LISTEN TO MY BOY OWEN "DISCOUNT TOBI" DAVIES CAST SOME FUCKING OPEN QUALIFIERS TOMORROW

SWEET LORD JESUS MY DICK IS HARD IN ANTICIPATION OF WATCHING THOSE TWO PATHETIC NA AND EU SHITSTAINS PLAY 5 BILLION MATCHES VS 2K PUB STACKS

PLEASE LORD BEELZEBUB I BEG OF THEE GET THESE IDIOTS DISQUALIFIED BY TECHNICALITY MY SIDES WOULD BE IN ORBIT

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any1 who plays dota semi regularly but doesnt really take it too seriously? i try my best but win or lose don't matter to me that much. i want to find somebody similar to play with. i dont play ranked but my solo mmr is 3k. im us west. if any1 care. also i play mostly imba nowadays so im kind of rusty

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/94812356

Tfw I asked OD pixel whether or not he liked d2g and if he felt like "our guy" or not.

"Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't, you people have pretty strong opinions on me"

Reminder to be nice to Owen, lads

>>146082182
Sounds like someone is scared of increasing amount of game mechanics and ecomoy.

>>146082215
>the fucking finals was 2 teams memepushing
Except you fail to understand what Newbee did in TI4 finals. They picked stuff like Rhasta, Alchemist and Chen to counter VG 'memepush', global heal, nuke spam, acid spray the tower.

Please kill yourself retard.

>>146082307
Fuck off owen you cuck

>>146082215
>all of TI4 was about the meme push
Nope all teams had their distinctive strategy

>the fucking finals was 2 teams memepushing
Nope it was strong laning vs memepush
>the grand finals, vg lost to memepush line ups
see above. you couldn't even think about 4 things to say

>if you think pre ti4 didnt have cancer metas and it was all perfect you are actually retarded and should really just kys
It really didn't. Also pre TI4 no one memepushed except VG and LGD and they had always gotten last places

>>146082326
>Sounds like someone is scared of increasing amount of game mechanics and ecomoy.
what economy? All that gives gold is killing heroes

>>146082326
lmfao its literally the opposite

Hey OD if you are reading this I luv u plz do shout out to gulag during cast tom :)

>>146082419
>What economy.
Are you pretending to be retarded? Do you even *realize* that teams like MVP grouped up in a very specific way to maximize gold gains after economy is added.

>>146082471
lol what is this garbage game i'm looking at

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Post yfw ixmike stack beats EG out of open qualifier and makes it to TI
The mount we need

>>146080508
le gootecks face

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>>146082394
>cuck

At least use your shitty memes accordingly

>>146080193
We know this is you posting, OD.

>>146082182
>forced meta
more heroes picked than ever

>lol items
items with active abilities

>forced jungler
nope

Those other points I don't even know what the fuck you are trying to say or how in the world they have anything to do with league.

>>146082635
Does mike even have a team now that Freedom has disbanded?

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>It's 'Starcrumpet find DOTA 2 way too complex for their easy number crunching so they result to shitposting' rerun

>>146082641
desu i couldn't really find anything else
honestly you're like among the sea of trash that is dota 2 casting right now
or maybe more like a shining zircon or some other low value gem
you get the idea

Why are we so excited to see peoples hopes and dreams get crushed?

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>pick support
>no carries
>pick carry
>no supports
When does this end?

>>146080193
what games

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>>146082934

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>people actually think EG is going to lose to some random stack of 5k Peruvians tomorrow

c'mon people don't be so delusional. Honestly I don't know if they can beat DC but you can't seriously think they won't make it out of open qualifiers.

>>146082890
like a shining gem among blabla*

brb denying myself

>>146082939
>pick offlaner
>well rounded team
???

>>146082182
>>Homogenization of everything
Lol play the game sometime
>>streamlining everything
Doesn't mean it's lol
>>addition of lol items and lol mechanics
More actives, LOL
>>radiant jungle turned into lol's jungle
Haha epic!!
>>forced jungler
Pro meta isn't forced meta, retard. Pro meta is always about finding the path of least resistance and efficiency. Nobody is going to get banned if they play dual lanes.
>>forced meta
Again nobody gets banned for playing their own shit.
>>wards make up for the cost of detection
Only if you find them
>>radar
Radar is actually from Starcraft 2, faggot
>etc
So nothing

>>146082486
You mean the team that has done the EXACT same since they were formed and somehow got better results as the game got worse and got BTFO the moment they faced a serious team with a final score of like 24 0?

Dota is ded

>>146082471
>is too scared of writing anything in fear of getting btfo
So how are you planning to fight RIDF when WW3 starts? spamming filename threads?

Pretty pathetic desu

>>146082691
>more heroes picked than ever
Nope thats 6.81. This has a ridiculously low amount of heroes and the SAME strategy every game

>items with active abilities
Items that make magic scale are lol items

>nope
>lose lane
>doesn't matter brah here have an item that lets any hero jungle and heres a camp specifically for people who lose their lane just like lol has, 2 jungles
>can't even argue with the rest

>>146082975
What's wrong with using reddit and 4Chan?

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dotas matchmaking is the biggest piece of shit i have ever seen honestly

its so clear when mm switched from fair teams into literal braindamage teammates for you becuase you won too much

winning 10 games in a row then losing 10 in a row really isnt fun, someone should tell this to valve already

how do i filter people who post the same dumb shit every thread? not just copy paste shit but their dumb fucking images

hell is there anyway to filter an anonymous user

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>>146083041
OG, Liquid, NB and LGD, throw in MVP and Na'Vi there too all have distinct and different styles.

KYS starcrumpet.

>>146083071
:) >>146082975

>>146083041
whether or not you losing your lane has effect depends entirely on enemy team capitalizing on it.

jeuss christ what low effort fishing

>>146083151
No they don't

They all do the exact same because thats what the game allows

>Posts sc2 image
>calls others starcrumpet

Why do you all suck so much at you jobs

>>146083071
over at reddit everything gets filtered for you!

I honestly don't know at this point. I've always liked his streams and I think he's a funny character, but I genuinely think that reddit has gotten to the stage of blatant bullying.

I dunno, I'm not an independent thinker, so someone make an opinion for me.

>>146083203
youre so fucking stupid honestly

>>146083071
you could try going back to red.dit

>>146083285
Time to go hone your fishing skills in another thread m8

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>>146082707
you now remember select talking shit about how he's going to show everyone how much apm matters and then not having the mechanical skill to lane with lone druid

it would be much easier to take claims of gookclick being extremely challenging seriously if anyone who played it had ever been able to transition to another game

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>>146083058
>the teams are fair when I win
>the teams are unfai when I lose
Hmmm. Really makes you think...

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>>146083071
Fear not, for I am with you!
Get 4chanX and use this filter list I've been meticulously maintaining for the last few weeks.
http://pastebin.com/ggGxDdMs

>>146083271
>whether or not you losing your lane has effect depends entirely on enemy team capitalizing on it.
>jeuss christ what low effort fishing
If you are losing the lane you cannot farm PERIOD

The capitalization is them killing you not you getting no farm

dumbshit

>>146083071
I think if you want avoid dumb shit the best move would be to leave and never come back.

Why isn't Ring of Protection sold in sideshops?

>>146083387
>If you are losing the lane you cannot farm PERIOD
Holy shit you can't be this bad. You might not be able to farm that specific lane, but you can do lane rotation or fuck off to jungle if you got spells or can farm creeps somewhat decently.