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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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Tracer!
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first for
THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR HIS PREY
Awooo!
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>>146044602
I can't be the only one who reads Lijiang Tower as Wang tower, right?
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I'm your Huckleberry.
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good maps:

>ilios
>numbani
>watchpoint gibraltar

bad maps:

>the rest
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I love Pharah!
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late-night early-in-thread reminder for cute mercy boys to hit me up
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I want to eat black haired d.va's pussy like a ravenous wolf and then smash it like the hulk
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>play Zarya for the first time after finishing most of the cast achievement hunting
>Get both her achievements in one go
>Get POTG too

Holy shit, why did no one tell me she was this fun?!? Also the last character I have left is Zenyatta. Any tips?
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>>146044682
You might be dyslexic.
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>>146044679
is autistic
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>Pharah's and Trashrodents genuinely believe their character is difficult to play and benefits from skill

ISHYGDDT
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Have you guys spent money on loot boxes? Did you regret it?
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>>146044691
>>good maps:

>>numbani
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Nth for console ID list when
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>mained Soldier and Demo in TF2

>Junkrat is the only hero who comes close to that same level of spammy splash damage bullshit
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>>146044775
Yes. Yes and no, now I have enough to buy anything that comes later this summer.
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>>146044775
They were bought for me and no I don't regret it. A few more Loot Boxes and I unlock everything.

Anyone else can't log on?
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>>146044680
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>>146044765
1-800-come-on-now
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>>146044691
>good
>sillyos
>shitpoint fartbralter
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Post cute girls owg grills

>>146042429
Its just spray paint anon. It's airforce tradition to spray paint your gear to look badass. In reality is just bulletproof fabric and a jetpack.
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>it's a guy on mic thinking he knows better than everyone episode
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>>146044810

Serves your faggot, aim-impaired ass right.
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>Unable tp login
it's that time again
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>>146044820
Jesus H. Christ.

Alright anon, how much have you spent on lootboxes?
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>>146044775
Yes. Yes.
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>>146044680
Man I thought Liru would be so good but the nude model just looks really fucking uncanny
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>>146044891
SPLASH DAMAGE IS NOT A CRIME

PHARAH WOULD BE A MORE FUN HERO IF I COULD AIM AT FEET AND KNOCK PEOPLE AROUND
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>>146044901
I just told you. I haven't spent any money. They were all bought for me.
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>>146044819
Are you trolling? Blizzard confirmed loot boxes are rolled the moment you get them, not the moment you open them.

Any loot box you keep will never ever contain a new skin.
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>>146044679
Tracer always looks like she needs a good fuck.
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Symmetra is kind of OP.
I have an 88% winrate with her and 2.28 K/D. Statistically she's my best hero.

How do you play her effectively on attack?
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>>146044950
How many though?
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This intro is pretty great.
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>>146044959
i think he meant currency
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>>146044950
ah so you're a woman huh
opinion discarded
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>>146044976
you don't unless you're in a premade
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>>146044976
Stay fucking glued to a tank and while they are in front get close enough to the enemy to melt them. Also drop turrets offensively, not defensively.

While the enemy shoots the turret, they aren't shooting you or your team.
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>>146044948
>Knock people around
She has an incredibly forceful concussive blast.
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>>146044976
Raping genjis with symmetra never gets old. They always, without exception, think they can take you 1v1 but they never can
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>>146044987
How many were bought for me? I think around 400?

>>146045029
Please, I just want to play video games anon.
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>>146044948
That's what your E is for.
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>>146044976
Create a sneaky flank-base closer to the point with turrets and teleporter. Slowly advance
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>>146044891

desu junkrat is easy as fuck to avoid, I'm rarely killed by his spam and he's pretty easy to kill cause normies tend to throw their airbags as weapons which means when I get a bead on them they're toast.

The good junkrats only use the airbag as a weapon when they know they don't need to run or when they know they can kill you with it, and good junkrats are scary.
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>>146044987
prolly around 2k$
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>>146045018
shame about her ugly face
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>>146044959
After those boxes I have enough overbucks to buy multiple legendaries if they're releasing multiple good ones.
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>>146045072
yeah that shit has crazy range
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>>146045080
What the fuck kind of beta orbiters have you been collecting that'll blow that much money to buy you boxes in a video game jesus christ
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>be me
>be pharah
>reaper runs into group
>use shift jump to avoid him
>reaper presses Q
>is killing tramamtes
>somehow is hitting me as well, even though I'm directly above him
>I die
>mfw
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>>146045072
>>146045082
It's not the same and you know it.
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>Join random game
>Enemy team is premade with 2 100+ shitters

Thanks forced 50!
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>You're on Attack
>The enemy has a massive defense at the chokepoint
>Your teammates are too stupid to shoot at anything without getting minced
What hero do you go?
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Well, this explains the intros and stuff.
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>>146045123
not even close, $300 and you'd have 90% minimum
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>>146045123
Well £32 gets you 50 so....yeah

>>146045171
Anon, please don't you use such hurtful words. They are good gentlemen I'll have you know
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>three golds as tracer, just clinched us the round
>about to start round 2
>battle.net decides to be a flaming piece of shit and kicks me out

Welp.
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>>146045173
The range on his death blossom isn't very intuitive. I don't think it needs to be nerfed, but a slightly better radius indicator would be nice. Maybe a faint rain of blood.
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>>146045173
>be outskilled
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Does anyoen else keep getting kicked from battle.net?
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Blizzard just died.
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>>146045208
Some games I'm playing with 4 prestiged no-lifers and other games I'm the only high level with a bunch of 30s and 40s on both teams. What gives?
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anyone else not able to connect to game
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>>146045268
you disgust me, filthy slags like you deserve to get tied up and beaten on a daily basis
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WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE SERVERS RIGHT NOW
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>>146045270
I was literally 2 seconds away from capturing point B hanamura after a super long close overtime game
fuck blizzard
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>>146045173
Reapers ult was hitting me from up top. I know that feel. It's terrible.
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Game is dead
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just got kicked out of a game right before we were about to win
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RIP
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Rip servers.
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Post best skins
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>>146045268

How does one collect beta orbiters?

I've had friends buy me stuff but it's because they had wealthy parents and more money than they knew what to do with as they didn't have any expensive hobbies.
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>>146045270
Same
>lijiang tower as Pharah
>destroying the enemy team, getting nice environmental kills and directs
>server goes down
Fuck Blizzard
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yes plz ddos this shit game
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how about these server issues huh? just attacked on anubis, got disconnected, managed to get back in and win, the ending picture of our team only had four people, and the other team was having just as much trouble. it was hilarious but also annoying.
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>>146044743
Play with premade and wait for a Hanzo ult, counter with yours and tell your team to sit in it.
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>>146045268
£33*

>>146045330
Please don't be mean. This is a safe space.
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>>146045304
>floating 30 feet above an ultimate that shoots to his sides
>get killed while directly above him
At least some better visual indication of where it's safe would be nice.
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>blizzard
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THEYRE ROLLING OUT RANKED RIGHT NOW

Source: My dad is Jeff Kaplan
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I'm terrible at this game.
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Hey /vg/. If there is in game voice comms why does everybody I come across INSIST on using discord?
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>>146045337
I was tempted to call my account something like sephirot420 and act like an edgelord ironically, now that I've seen the playerbase I kinda wish I did
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>>146045385
Me too.

Now I can't connect to the servers at all.
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>>146045360

>it's a cylinder

what

THE FUCK

BLIZZTARD
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>>146045018
Does that skin also change the looks of the turrets and the teleporter?
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>>146044715
post name
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THICK?!?!
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>>146045396
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>>146045396
You first
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>>146045396
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REST IN PIECES SWEET PRINCE
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>>146045429
nowhere is safe from the reaper, nerd
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So it wasn't just me? A bunch of 20 tick meme moments happened and then the connection killed itself?
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Finally, as an oceanian, you can all share in my pain.
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>>146044715
I don't exclusively play mercy
but I do love to erp~
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>>146045397
Be a decent human being I'd reckon. I just play video games and people like to have a watch at it.
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is this shit offline again?
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>>146044865
Why do people keep making excuses when the simplest answer is the correct answer?

The model team wanted to make cool mecha limbs and did so. Rule of cool.

The rest of her design team judging from the official reply wants her to have all her limbs.
I'd bet my fucking life that she'll have all her shit together if she ever shows up without her armor later.

If Pharah being a limbless fuck doll is that important to you, just be a colossal faggot and commission some artist to do it. Shit, throw in futa loli and I bet Shad will do it for free.
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>>146045406
>battleborn shitters being this desperate

It's okay anon, it just means our games will have the same amount of players for a couple hours.
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Did Blizzard's server shit the bed?

The internet here has a recurring problem of crapping itself but it was just blizz servers it seems
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Guess who finally got their cute pharah spray? Thank you based zarya. You're an ugly dike shit character ill never play but you actually shows up for once.
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>servers go down
>everyone drops except me and the enemy junkrat
>POTG is me headshotting all the DCed people

That was silly.
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is the game offline??
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EVERYBODY PANIC
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>>146045256

can you walk around with the beam at full charge forever, or does it decay? does shooting without a target even drain ammo?
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LIZARD SQUADS BACK WOOOOOO
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>>146045453
wondering the same thing, it's either that or fucking skype.
can't they just curb their autism for a minute?
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>Use my 1k coins on a Torb legendary
>Use my 1k coins on a Junkrat legendary
>Save my 1k coins for the new skins being released

Wat do?
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>>146045494
That skin is horrible. Urban camo jacket with forest camo pants.
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>>146045360
Every time I think blizzard couldn't possibly be any more incompetent
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>>146045173
Junkrat's ult does this too. The vertical range is way too fucking big.
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>got a super sick Roadhog play of the game
>decide I'm gonna play a few more games, level up, then record the POTG to feed my ego
>battle.net commits seppuku
>lost forever to the sands of time
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>>146045360
>Reaper's ult is a cylinder
>Not a sphere
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>>146045598
Roll.
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>>146045529
that is exactly what happened to me
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>>146045490
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ITS UP
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>>146045360
>Hanzo PotG
literally why should I even bother watching it?
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>>146045453
it's skype but less shit

which if you want to use teamspeak or whatever go ahead
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How do I have impact as Lucio on maps without bottomless pits
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>>146045598
I'm saving, Really tempted to buy a couple epics and some highlight intros but I'm going to hold off. Blizz better not disappoint with the new hats.
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>>146044691
>ilios
>good
fuck ilios man
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>>146045409
huh, i was defending anubis, i had the same problem

did you fight a bva? cause that was me
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>>146045598
Buy a Junkrat legendary, Torb's legendary skins are kinda shitty.
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IT'S FUCKING BACK

BACK
A
C
K
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>>146045337
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>>146045586
>Check their twitter
>Mfw it actually is LS

https://mobile.twitter.com/lizardlands?lang=en
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>>146045487
THICK
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>>146045360
>lizard squad packeting game servers
For what purpose?
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>>146045543
no decent human being has beta orbiters, it actually requires you to be a shitty and manipulative human being
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SERVERS OFFLINE
TIME TO BUY BATTLEBORN
CYA, FAGGOTS
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OW down for anyone else? wtf even battleborn has better quality servers
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>>146045598
You better spend it on one of the bikers.
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>>146045659
stay back and heal anyone going for healthpacks.
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>>146045529
I didn't see much 20 tick because I was assman on gibraltor, but yea the game crashed.

Pretty salty too, we were doing pretty great.
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Anyone know when does the day end for first win of the day purposes?
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>>146045659
You basically run around and be really annoying, healing boost whenever your team engages/needs it.

Like, for example, I used speed boost to flank the enemy and killed the teleporter while jumping from the wall to a nearby enemy widow's head.
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>it's actually a DDOS
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>>146045678
no, there was no dva of any skin on the other team. they were actually pretty trash other than their junkrat.
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Reaper did nothing wrong.
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>>146045138
Cool.
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>>146045721
They all played Widow and McCree and want the nerfs to be rolled back.
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Servers just went back up.

>>146045718
>>146045586
I'll fucking kill them.
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>>146045761
Probably 24 hours after you get it.
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Is battlenet down or something? I keep getting the "unable to connect"/"disconnected from battle.net" when I've been logged in fine for most of the day.
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>>146045721
Didn't mean to reply to that.
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>>146045602
>being prepared for covert operation in two environments instead of one
>a bad thing
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>>146045565
record it
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Mei
Zenyatta
Winston
Symmetra
Torbjorn

Who should I play nigh-nonstop until I git gud with them?
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>>146045659
Heal people you idiot. He's a better healer than mercy.

Also you can meme on the point on koth maps that aren't bottomless pits.

If the enemy team isn't smart enough to hit you properly you can also meme on the cart.
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>one of the last to not be DC'd in my game
>get cucked by a DC'd Tor's turret when I try to cap the point
>tfw
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>>146045784
>Lizard Squad MLP fan dies to 20 tick
>ddoses the servers
Lizard Squad are a bunch of little faggots
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>>146045641
>Top donate of the month: 4,300.00
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>>146045798
except creating the Super-CIA and destroying Overwatch and joining Talon
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my first legendary unbox

I'd rather have nothing
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>>146045839
Little late for that dont ya think? Or is there a replay function? I only got the game like 4 hours ago.
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>Servers back up

Lizard Cucks BTFO
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>>146045784
>horsefuckers
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>>146045645
Holy shit would play 67 all day with that.
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>>146045784
Do people like him ddos big companies for attention?
They get literally nothing aside from some people yelling at them online.
What people will do for fame, s m h
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>>146045925
its down again
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>>146045823

Me too. Just started. Was watching a stream and they're having trouble too.
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>>146045479
Not much. I play on all low so it doesn't look that great.
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>>146045737
sorry man, but the biker ones are just not as good as the pirate ones. I actually got a biker one out of a chest and ended up buying the pirate one because it's just SO much better.
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DED SERVERS
DED GAME
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down again
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>>146045912
sorry for your loss
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>>146045784
Hope they are behind seven proxies, because blizzard is very very vengeful about something like that
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>>146045882
Honestly I wish I was a moderately attractive girl because the amount of money you can make from having your boobs out and playing video games is ridiculous.
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>>146045541
But if you don't exclusively play Mercy, how do you feed your habits?
I don't know if you're effeminate enough if it's not exclusive
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>>146045659
I find it's quite useful to flank around behind Reinhardt and push him away from whatever he's shielding with Lucio's secondary, as long as your team is ready to take advantage of it.
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>>146045912
>I'd rather have nothing

Things your parents said
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>>146045912
The Gretzky skin is great, though.
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another day another crashed server

FIX YOUR SHIT ALREADY BLIZZARD
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>>146045784
>Horse fucker publicly announcing a ddos to a gigantic company
>>
It seems like every fucking time I play as mercy players steal healthpacks from me WHILE THE BEAM IS ENGAGED ON THEM. Seriously like 0 spacial awareness.
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>>146045921
yeah go to Highlights

they only last as long as the game is open though, you close it and they're gone

you have to record them with external software like Fraps or OBS
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>>146045645
I just love skins that remove the helmet/mask/hood from characters. The facial animations are just amazing.
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>Tracer playing dance dance revolution around me as Rienhardt
>can't block enough damage or hit her
>eventually die
>kill feed shows me barely moving
>mag after mag of headshots just being poured into me
>tfw
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>>146046026
they publicly announce all their DDOS
>>
Well on the plus side: Battleborn is currently the most-played team shooter!
>>
Which character is the most A E S T H E T I C?
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>tfw Russia get banned from overwatch for this
rip snowbros
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>>146046024
It's ddos
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>>146046059
>what is dirty bomb
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>>146045954
Still looks better than the not!Apple default
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>>146045784
wow lol

its sad that some losers have to validate themselves by taking down servers of a videogame just for attention
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>>146045996
if it really was that easy there would be more of them

I'm not sure what the secret is but it's definitely not something any 6/10 can do
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>>146045784

Omg they DDOS'd a server!

ELITE HAXORZ
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>>146045912
Hey, it's not ALL bad. It could have been punk zarya, or punk tracer, or punk widow, or norse mercy
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>>146045882
As morally wrong as camwhoring but without actually having to show nipples or shove things into your vag and ass.
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>>146045998
I feed my habits by being a degenerate erp slut obviously. I play too many randoms to just play mercy, it's no fun if the tank you're "healing" isn't teasing you and punishing you for messing up along the way.
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>>146045784
What's the best way to kill this man?
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>>146046042
A health pack they take is a health pack the enemy can't take.

When I have a Mercy on me I go for the health packs, too. It could give the enemy enough time to kill my medic before I can take them out.
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Show me those 250s
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>>146046080
Donald Trump
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>>146046053
Theyre gone then closed the game when lizardfucks downed it the first time.
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>>146045721
They're mad that their crutch characters were nerfed.
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>>146045912
I got the other version two days ago. I feel you pain especially since I'm always playing as Lucio

>>146045945
Oh, that sucks. I guess I'll just sit here, looking at nice pictures.
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>>146045841
Zenyatta is the only one there that has a skill ceiling any higher than his skill floor.
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>>146045960
>Anime poster has shit taste
woah
>>146046123
>It's definitely not something any 6/10 can do
They can.
cam whores would make way more money doing soft core stuff and talking to people who give them money.
The amount of twitch streamers who make thousands of dollars from lonely virgins is immense
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>>146045960
I like how sometimes when saying hello he yells out "ahoy matey!"
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>>146045397
It's easy, have a decent face and act somewhat cute/likeable.
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>>146045784
The last people who fucked with blizz was Gearbox.

We all know how that went.
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mfw somebody thinks DDOSing is 'hacking' near me
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>>146046152
Well this is also when I'm trying to grab some to keep them going.
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>>146046148
Walk up to him and beat him to death. He's a beta l33t haxxor brony so he won't fight back at all.
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battleborn current players: 519

overwatch current players: 0

SUCK IT BLIZZARD FUCKING SHITS
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>>146046116
They're like mandark or whatever his name is, from dexters lab.
>>
who /cuteboys/ here?
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>>146045784

Good thing I decided to take a break to level my paladin
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>>146045784

mfw zeekill and friends are at it again, damn it zee. I was playing
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>>146046164
you pretty much got all mine, except jet 76 is much better and so is the zenyatta that is yellow like a crash test dummy
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>>146046142
so in other words no fun at all
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Post cute art while we lament ded server
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>>146046191
>>146046194
>The amount of twitch streamers who make thousands of dollars from lonely virgins is immense

Not really, I'd be surprised if there was even 1000 of them active
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>>146046216
I honestly don't even remember his personality.

Fuck with dexter because he thinks he's smarter than him?
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>>146046164
>tfw can't decide if I want to buy classy 250s or save up for a legendary
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>>146046164
On the range
>not white hat

It's like you want to be cucked by niggers
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>>146046217
Me.
Post battlenet cutie
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>>146046116
>>146046216
>implying it's for attention
It's a blackmail scheme.

Pay up X dollars or else we will keep this up forever.

Question is whether Blizzard will actually fall for the scam or fix their infrastructure.
>>
battlenet down or something?
>>
>>146046164
snow plum is objectively the best mei
>>
How balanced is this game?
I know that some characters are very effective counters to other characters, but is there anyone who is clearly the worst character overall?
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>>146046268
looks like Gau from FF6
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>d.va's original design(s) had belts leading into her guns
>her guns also looked like actual cannons
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>>146046217
Not me
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>>146046164
Nearly all epic skins are garbage. Pic related is the only decent epic skin.
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>>146045912
Hey i honestly hate playing healers, i just do not see the fun in them, but the nigger is alright because he doesnt nig too much and he has a lot of options on just his character alone.
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>>146046305
white hat is tacky
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>>146046164
tfw you have a legendary but like the 250-tier skin just as much
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>>146045960
His tattoo lights up when he molten cores, man. And the tire iron is great. I'm not saying the pirates ones aren't great, but I love the biker ones.
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>>146046146
Y'know considering how often I make my posts it wouldn't surprise me if I already had your email
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>>146046191
>person on 4chan still thinks posting an anime reaction image is something negative
woah
>>146046193
yeah. everything about him is pretty perfect. the only thing the biker has that I like is that his hammer is a crowbar.
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Remember when LizardSquad said they would DDoS shit on christmas day? Like, a month in advance?

Remember when they did it?

I'm gonna take this time to finish Doom secret locations for my achievements on steam. These guys'll be here for a while while Blizzard sits on their ass helpless.
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Biker and Pirate are both great

I know both of Zenyatta's yellows are good, what about everyone else?

McSkillet has two pretty good ones iirc

>>146046217
I went to their mumble or whatever a few years ago, it was nice. Sort of sad I only ever went for a day
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>>146046323
no, everybody is broken in their own way
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>>146046316
>Implying

More of them get doxxed and arrested every time this happens.
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>people have to actually aim with Widow now
>nobody uses her anymore

Pottery.
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Post your MAXIMUM CHARGE! face
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>>146046164
Somehow no one has posted the best 250, and coincidentally the best girl
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>>146046260
I want to FUCK her.
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>>146044682
My friends and I always say "ching chong towa!" in an overplayed chinese accent whenever it comes up
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>>146046428
even with max charge I feel like I'm doing no fuckin damage as Zarya

what am I doing wrong?
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>>146046140

Punk Zarya is the only legendary skin I've unlocked.
I'm level 40.
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>>146046338
>hanzo's nose
>junkrat looking like the mean critic from the Ratatouille
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>>146046470
aiming bad, lower your sensitivity
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>>146046426
>People just play hanzo because they don't have to aim
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>>146046440
I got this one
but I never play Miss Poo
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>>146046303
some of the epics are better than any legendary. like phara's anubis skins, or mei's earthen one.
>>146046356
that's the best part about this game, every hero has some skin that someone is bound to like. they put a lot of great work into them.
>>
Is anyone else having problems connecting to battle.net or is it just me?

When I log in it says I am disconnected, and it just keeps loading without doing anything.
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>>146046341
>>146046164
Widows tasteful cyan skin is my favorite "epic to use because the legendaries are shit" skin.

Not because the epic is good, but more because it's so much better than the legendaries.
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>>146045784
>Consolecucks were le ebin hacked
>Down for a month
>Blizzard gets le ebin haxxored
>Down for hour at best and the people who did it are never heard from again
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>>146045893
>Blaming Reyes for Overwatch's destruction
they had it coming senpai
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>>146046509
read the thread you stupid faggot.
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>>146046316
Lizard Squad are a bunch of genuine retards, moreso than "Anonymous"
They use shit-tier proxies to ddos people then get doxed and arrested because they're retarded
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>>146044691
That ilios map with the pit (not the hole) is fucking cancer man
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>>146046478
JR looks kinda weird but Hanzo looks perfect
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>>146046509
servers are down
I'm mad
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>>146046509
Servers are down supposedly from DDoS.

Guess no Overwatch for a few hours.
>>
>El Blanco
I am satisfied
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>>146046279
Twitch is probably the best website to make cash, just put on some light clothes, use a face cam and play games all day. I'm convinced twitch is a weird fetish site in disguise.
>>
>>146046509
yeah same, are you on the west coast?

my middle america buddies dont seem to be having an issue
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>>146046503
>Miss Poo
that meme ruined her for me
i feel FILTHY playing as her

not to mention her running animation is fucking spergy, doens't help she literally has autism
>>
>>146046509
They're experiencing a ddos attack
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>>146046470
she has almost twice the DPS as winston with 0 charge, you're just so bad at the game you can't aim a beam weapon
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>>146046509
lol
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>>146046341
>Pig pen Road Hog
>Horizon Winston
>Auditiva Lucio
>Both D Va Epics
>Snow Plum Mei
>Amber Mercy
>Both Pharah Epics
>Wight Reaper
>Both Soldier Epics
>Both Symmetra Epics
>Woodclad Torb
>Both Tracer Epics

?
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>>146045784
OK serious question: how do these little faggots keep getting away with this?
I don't fucking get it, surely a big company like Sony has the resources to track them down and do something about it? Maybe Blizzard will actually do it.
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damn they could at least wait until the steam sale to DDOS battlenet
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Type in all chat:
>Lizard
>BLIAZZARD
>OH SHIT F A M

Then i instantly get booted.
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>>146045798
everyone was wrong
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>>146046268
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>>146046367
I've never given mine out in these threads. I'm not a full time regular or anything.
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>>146046509
are you fucking blind?
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>>146046428

>>146046470
Learn to arc/aim rmb and git gud.
>>
im back in
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why the fuck would they ddos on a boring weekday. why not do it for the lols when theres a major tournament or a major expansion release
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>>146046303
I decide by looking at the gun skins since it's the thing I'm going to be looking the most.
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>>146046316
Good luck blackmailing a company with literally billions of dollars. I'd say the fbi is probably involved from minute one in this.
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>>146046440

>not using Customer Service Symmetra
>>
Seems to be back
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>>146046525
>hour at best
More like 5 minutes at the absolute most
I'm expecting to see the horsefucker's dox within 2 days
>>
Guess its time to jack off to Dva pron till the servers come back, ill see you nigger later.
>>
>>146046592
If they were in the united states, yes.

It's a little harder to get someone when they aren't here. DDoS isn't classified as cyber terrorism, so they usually get away with it except for the idiot or two who doesn't cover his tracks and is based in the u.s.
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lol nice 5 minute ddos retards
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>>146046405
what mumble?
>>
>KotH
>had two ults that saved the point both times
>play of the game goes to bastion spawn camping no where near the point

nice game
>>
>>146046426
>Can't use Wdiowmaker then
>Can't use Widowmaker now

Noone stays still enough to line up a good shot and everyone is still so butt hurt about prenerf widow entire teams focus me down over say the rampaging winston or the tank bastion.
>>
>>146046574
>twice the DPS as winston
wow, what an accomplishment
>>
>>146046320
Some fags pulled a ddos on some of the servers i think. It's somewhere in this thread, look up a bit.
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>>146046546
>hanzo looks perfect

yeah I forgot the part where hanzo looked like a caricature of a jew
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>>146046581
>listing skin recolors
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>>146046625
https://twitter.com/AppleJ4ckxoxo/status/744780152958156800
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>>146046401
Ddosing shit is child's play. Not getting caught and butt fucked because someone rats you out though..
>>
its back again guys
>>
>tfw playing osu! to improve my aim while the servers are down
>>
>>146046684
The one from /cuteboys/

I don't know if it's still that active, but the board is
>>
>>146046641
I like her godess skin personally. bought it after I realized how much I play her and never looked back.
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>>146045268
Have you ever actually went out of your way to ask for them?
tfw paranoid my qt gets gifted lootboxes by beta orbitors
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>>146046609
Well then
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>>146046440
Her both epics and the two Vishkar skins are great. I'm not a fan of the Goddess skins at all.
>>
>>146046338
Stop putting a bra on Roadhog.

Let those puppies free.
>>
>>146046638
>Good luck blackmailing a company with literally billions of dollars.
Well that's the point. The multi-billion dollar company has a higher chance of coughing the several hundred k to keep services running for customers instead of stubbornly trying to divert the DDoS with "cloud DDoS protection" placebos.

Quietly pay them under the table, make a press release about how they totally shut down the DDoS and didn't give in to terrorism.
>>
>>146046710
Considering Winston is supposed to be able to "assassinate" several characters with 200hp yes that's quite good on a character you're not allowed to shoot for 2 seconds.
>>
>>146046720
>before the main event
>go back to your sad life
People like this actually exist?

Did they take their personality from a 90s movie about hacking? A big fan of watch dogs?
>>
>>146046641
>>146046778
>people actually like her boring-ass tech service skins

why?
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I don't know why but this made me laugh pretty hard, probably I'm just an idiot.
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>All of Zenyatta's highlight intros are super cool
>No point in buying them because PotG will go to Hanzo or Bastion literally every time

Being a Zen player is suffering
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>>146044885
>guy starts spectating you and yelling over mic telling you what to do
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>>146046426
Wait til they realize 120 is still pretty good, just 5 less than a hanzo arrow but hitscan
>>
>>146046664
When Valve got hit they were down about 15 minutes. They get worse downtime during summer and winter sales than script kids ever will be able to do.
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>>146046720

>back to your sad life

someone call up Alanis Morrisette
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>>146046756
Maybe I'm just blind, but I've never see it around.
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>>146046720
So he literally got kicked out of the system almost as fast as he got in, and he's saying something worse is coming?

lol

I've already closed Overwatch, however. Someone else might try to follow up with another, and I don't want to risk getting a good party and being DC'd. RIP today
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>>146046769
I'm just waiting for the day my oneitis gets gifted a bunch of boxes by some dude she barely knows

People already buy her expensive-ass games and she gets really uncomfortable with it, can't imagine 50 dollars worth of useless cosmetic boxes
>>
>>146046860
t. sub-level-20 shitter
>>
>>146046592
>OK serious question: how do these little faggots keep getting away with this?
>I don't fucking get it, surely a big company like Sony has the resources to track them down and do something about it? Maybe Blizzard will actually do it.
They don't. Most usually get caught.
>>
>>146046901
cuck!
>>
>>146046860
I think I've seen two zenyatta potgs in 40 hours
>>
>>146046860
Work on gitting gud so you can reach the mmr where nobody plays Bastion and barely anyone plays Hanzo.
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>>146046769
it's not a gift if she's trading nudes for them
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>>146046778
Her lego ones are ok.

Her tech support ones are fucking garbage.
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STOP IGNORING ME

Look at it

LIZARD
BLIZZARD

It's a god damn conspiracy!
>>
>>146046860
>Not working your hardest to get PotG
I need that Bendyatta image.
>>
>>146046874
You can't fire and forget with Widowmaker shots though. If you saw a Widowmaker shooting down an empty hallway once a second, you'd think she's retarded. If you saw a Hanzo do it, you'd think it's totally viable.
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>>146046337
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>>146046720
Lmao I love how these guys think they're invincible
Don't worry everyone, this stupid fuck's dox is coming real soon, I can assure you
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>>146046909
Level 87 actually

Some things change

But mostly its the same garbage
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>>146046847
FPS view is pretty cool
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>>146046718
im not saying perfect to his model

the artist is obviously portraying them in his own way, and they all look great. I wish Hanzo actually looked like that
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>>146046930
Nah mang
She's a lesbian
Couldn't be cucked by a guy if I tried
>>
So will we ever see what's behind reaper's mask now? I'm obviously assuming he looks different from the reyes outfit, or why else would he wear that fucking mask?
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>Widowmaker will never have a good skin

all her skins are awful

prove me wrong, you can't
>>
>2.5k credits
>nothing to spend it on

NEW SKINS WHEN
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>>146046720
>tfw

>>146046846
>Underestimating tech savy autists
>>
FUCK
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>>146047010
me on the right
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>>146046945
>tfw I'm at that point
>tfw playing Bastion on gibralter once in a while
>tfw always crush the enemy team because they forgot Bastion exists and I have two brain cells to rub together
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>manage to login
>queue
>5 seconds later
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>>146047010
Nuit, Patina, and Winter are all great recolors
>>
>>146047010
swan one is stupid looking, that's about it
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>>146045659
RIDE ALL THE WALLS
>>
DEAD SERVERS AGAIN

DONT FORGET TO THANK YOUR LIZARD OVERLORDS
>>
>>146045584

IT decays super fast and shooting drains ammo.
>>
Welp guys.

I just got kicked out twice by Blizzard's servers and got the leaver penalty.

And I just got kicked out again for the third time.
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>>146046985
>original design wasn't face down ass up
Thank god they came to their senses
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>>146046993
>also level 87
>that image is exactly how I feel, too
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>>146046852
It's junkrat's face that gets me
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>>146047030
"Summer"
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>epic elite haxxorz fucking up battlenet servers
Guess I'll go to bed or something.
>>
Why aren't all POTG intros as good as the Zenyatta ones?
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>>146046790
This game has more than ten million players. The ddosing is probably not a few orders of magnitude bigger. It'll be over in a few minutes, and the longer it takes, the easier it will be to get those behind it.

Giving in is literally no use, because it only shows they and others can do it again if you don't so something serious about it.

So they'll solve it technically as well as they can and relay information to the relevant law enforcement organizations.
>>
>>146047003
his own way looks like shit lmao

>i wish hanzo looked like mr shekelberg

I'm sure you do
>>
>>146046481
Does lower sensitivity really help? Every since CS:S I have played with relatively high sensitivity compared to other people. I play with a 1600dpi and 10 in game. I cant say my aim is awful but when I play dps I at least always get silver damage.
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>>146047168
lol
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>>146046901
Are you not worried about stuff like that?
I have pretty bad paranoia though, to be fair.
>>
If we don't get swimsuit skins for the summer I'm gonna be let down
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>>146047115
hell yeah!
>>
>manage to get online
>play skirmish by myself to practice genji ledge flying
>get kicked out of my single player lobby because their servers are down
This is bullshit
>>
someone DDOS the DDOSer
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>>146046769
>begging for shit

No, they just know I want it all and it's more of a trade off then giving it away.
>>
>>146046985
All those designs, and neither of them lets her see upward
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>>146047073
Yeah after a certain point I stopped feeling dread when I saw a shitty/strange pick in pregame. There are still shitters in high mmr but it's nice not immediately worrying about a 5v6 when someone on your team picks Hanzo/Genji/etc
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>>146047197
This isnt league of legends, gtfo
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>>146046638
They've beaten much bigger
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>>146047007
>why else would he wear that fucking mask
Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
>>
>>146046847
First person view is decisive for me. Devi has good gun colors but I don't like the blue arm.
>>
>>146047197
Mei needs a swimsuit skin just to end people arguing about her weight.
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>>146047193
She's a lesbian
Nothing to be paranoid about
Except the fact that I'm going to die alone I guess
>>
>>146047157
Plus, dealing with a ddos like this in a few minutes has the opposite effect of what these script kiddies want, it only shows what little losers they are
>>
>>146045710
>foreskindemon
>dickeater
>jizzdragon
>darknessssss

This is why blizzard should offer paid name changes
>>
>>146047068
Can I fuck you?
>>
>>146046720
>applej4ck

Are people like this always trying to be cringy on purpose or do they really think this is a good username?
>>
>>146047223
this is 2005 /b/ tier shit, i'm not gonna play along
>>
Bnet all fucked up for anyone else? I can't get to the main Overwatch menu
>>
>>146047248
It pretty much is. They've already thrown out any ideas of keeping a coherent artstyle.
>>
>>146047197
>swimsuits in this puritan era.
We're lucky they got away with giving the girls asses. The tits suffered for that misdirection
>>
>>146047162
>I'm sure you do

I'm not really sure what you're implying but ok there buddy, dont forget to take your pills before bedtime
>>
>>146047251
>edge for vendetta
>not TDKR
somebody get this hothead outta here
>>
>>146047251
But that's not true and it's funny because the idea of his mask and the image of it got ruined by anonymous.
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>>146047303
I've seen better reaper names.
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Ausfag here, are the servers fucked for anyone else cunts?
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IT'S BACK!!
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Holy hell these threads move fast

Anyone in Australia want to play? Just moved here from the US and looking for some people in my timezone to play with.
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>>146047007
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>>146047010
her best skin is Nuit
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>>146047093
Nuit is her best skin but it makes me feel like a fuckin edgelord
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who /takeashotevery10minutesuntilserverscomeback/ here lads
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>>146047007
Isn't he only smoke or something? I guess there isn't anything left behind the mask.
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>>146047114
Thank ddosers.
The things people will do for attention...
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>>146047318
coherent artstyle was only a sort of viable concept in tf2

skins have been there from the beginning dude
>>
>>146047007
>Wear a mask to hide your identity
>Everyone knows who you are anyways
kek
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I love D.Va , I dream about her and her MEKA suit.
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>>146047369
yes, theyre getting ddos'd
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>>146047369
Yeah nah proper fucked mate
>>
>>146047229
That sounds kind of lonely actually.
>>146047290
Oh, for some reason I assumed you were a pair of cute girls.
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>>146047370
No, wait, it's gone again.
>>
Blizzard is going to go full jew with skins, I can feel it in the tip of my dick.

They'll have bikini skins for the summer that'll only drop for a set amount of time and people will go nuts with buying boxes to get them.
>>
>>146047007
>why else would he wear that fucking mask?

Probably because he wants to hide his identity man
Same as 76
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>>146047405
Sour mash

Also
LIZARD
BLIZZARD
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>>146047341
>he thinks V for Vendetta invented Guy Fawkes
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>>146047007
Doubt it. I like to imagine it looks like Deadpools just a constant regening mess.
>>
>>146047412
Yeah, I am still down over here in the US...
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>>146044691

I can't even remember the map names who fucking cares?
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>>146047326
are there pills that make this look like anything other than trash? because I'd consider those
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>>146047250
Yeah sure. It's probably cheaper for blizzard to get some additional aws or whatever capacities to deal with this than to pay those kids, and much smarter in the long run. They'll get nothing from it
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>>146046428
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>>146047337
I was trying to make a bane joke but remembered V and thought it might work

>>146047369
DID THE DINGOES STEAL YOUR FUCKING EYES TOO M8, READ THE FUCKING THREAD
>>
Game down for everyone?
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>>146047465
Lonely how?
>>
>>146047010
But Huntress looks pretty good.
>>
>>146047515
see
>>146047506
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>>146047489
Because there's cheap shit like Hanamura.
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>>146047303
>>146047361
I thought this one was kind of funny.
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>>146047515
I think EU and AUS are back.
>>
Blizzard better come out with some sort of compensation for all this DDOS shit
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>>146047515
>>146047369
no it's just you
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>>146047465
If we were, she wouldn't be my oneitis
>tfw I've been told I look like an ugly lesbian
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>>146045565
Where you the Reinhardt on the payload in Route 66? I was that Junkrat.
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>>146047517
I just feel like a life when you try to get as little pain and as much pleasure is possible is a kind of selfish way to live, and living selfishly always seemed really lonely to me.
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Are there any leaked pictures of the gold guns? Star_ said he got a sneak peak and I can't imagine nobody got a picture or something.
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>>146047569
Aus is not back
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>>146047575
15 coins
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>>146047575
Everyone gets 1 free ticket to unlock an underwear skin for the hero of your choice.

Only one.
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>DDoS happens after I finish my daily run
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>>146047471
>Wants to hide his identity
>Everyone already knows who he is
????
S76 instantly recognizes him.
>>
>>146047495
They don't get any blackmail money out of these things, those anons were just blowing smoke up your ass. Their only motivation is causing a big fuss, and much bigger and better companies than Blizzard have failed to stop them. It'll be over when the effort of continuing is greater than the fuss it causes people.
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>>146047575
>i demand compensation because i couldn't play a videogame for 5 minutes

What are you, european?
>>
>>146047610
Star you are a faggot
>>
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/HadesRekings-1749
Over 800 games with a 62.4% winrate, yet only level 72. Something's not right here.
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yfw some monkey cant even ddos right so the servers are just being sporadic as fuck
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>>146047610
Man I fucking hate when just making something gold is supposed to be a reward
It just looks gaudy and stupid 99% of the time
>>
>>146047575
>>Blizzard better come out with some sort of compensation for all this DDOS shit
>game is down for less than an hour because of circumstances outside of their control
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COMPENSATE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>146046720
>all the DDOSes are hitting americafags
>Only good thing about being an eufag
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>>146047590
It's okay anon, I'm sure she loves you lots and will be happy for you when you find a new cute girl to covet
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>>146047575
You lost half an hour.

Get over yourself.

The shareholders can't make Blizzard compensate for entire days of maintenance in WoW, you sure as hell won't make them compensate for 30 minutes of downtime.
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>>146046901
I wish I would be a girl, fuck.
People could buy me boxes like no tomorrow.

then again, maybe it works with gay guys too.
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>>146047667
McCree, too
>>146047698
there will be other rewards for ranked play
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>>146046592

>OK serious question: how do these little faggots keep getting away with this? I don't fucking get it, surely a big company like Sony has the resources to track them down and do something about it? Maybe Blizzard will actually do it.

One is from finland, people thought he's going to have a hard time since his arrest but was actually in and out of the country from those months and also got the eyes of security companies probably getting hired or has a job now because of his fun. Others, I don't know I heard some of them are from US since they defaced CEO of Daybreak games, John Smedley father's tombstone

At best you probably wouldn't need to track them since they brag about it on twitter/IRC
>>
>>146047667
Yeah, and a shitload of characters recognize 76 too. That's just because they all know each other personally.

Whereas the lore pages on Blizzard's site for both of those characters say no one knows who they are.
>>
>>146047710
>2 am on sunday

This guy is retarded.
Most people aren't even going to be playing again till tomorrow night
>>
>>146047683
He must be a solo queue master that carries all games to victory
>>
>>146047575
>UNGA BUNGA GREEDY AMERIFAG
>>
>>146047575
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEE
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>There isn't a single character/model combination in which the girl is barefoot.

Being a footfag is suffering.
>>
>>146047374
I'm gonna fuck Reaper.
>>
>>146047683
Maybe he leaves games a lot? EXP penalty keeps him low level and he gets to increase his win rate
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>>146047818
I'VE MADE MY MISTAAAAKES
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>>146046860
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>>146047818
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
>>
>>146047668
>>146047668
>failed to stop them
http://www.polygon.com/2015/8/29/9224813/lizard-squad-arrests-hacker-attacks-ddos

Sure
>>
>>146046381
>the only thing the biker has that I like is that his hammer is a crowbar.
isn't that a spanner?
>>
>>146047604
Nah I was playing widowmaker on that snowy industrial map that I can't remember the name of.
>>
>>146047575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
>>
>>146047824
Bullshit, you footfags get tons of porn. Try being a hairfag.
>>
>>146047738
it's fucking nothing
https://twitter.com/blizzardcs
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>>146047824
That's what porn is for, faggot, not FPS videogames.
>>
>>146047824
yeah everyone wishing you were dead must suck
>>
Has there been any Soldier dad shit for today?
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>>146047641
yes please
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>>146047575
Holy crap this baited a lot.
>>
>>146047876
>all underage
Im getting too old for this shit
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>>146047720
>occasionally crack jokes like "man women really get on my nerves, this is why I only hang out with lesbians like you"
>"don't worry anon, you'll find a girl someday"
>"y-yeah ahahaha"
>tfw

>>146047732
I think girls who are actually decent people just get weirded out and uncomfortable with it

>girls
>decent people
>>
>>146047920
yeah, the weekly brawl
>>
>>146047860
>>146047867

GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
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>>146047929
>Dva
>Tits that big
It's shit
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>>146047920
Probably, but are you brave enough to travel into the depths of tumblr for it?
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>mfw over 20 hours as Mercy

Should I an hero?
>>
>>146047876
>LIZARD KEKS BTFO
>I
>Z
>A
>R
>D
>C
>U
>C
>K
>S
>B
>T
>F
>O
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>>146047920
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Jamison looks so cool in this pic. I'd love to see a mad scientist skin for him.
>>
>>146047369
>>146047462

oi cunts

play with that cunt in >>146047371
>>
>>146048030
You should an give me your email address
>>
>>146048030
Only after you date me
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>>146047824
>being a footfag
>being
>a
>footfag
Discarded into the >>>/trash/
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>certain IP's in Norway receiving attacks at 22GB per second

Where's blizzard's HQ again?

That's a lot of firepower. I wish people were smart enough to remove botnets from their computers, then this shit wouldn't happen.
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>>146047929
>making cute petite girls have big boobs

crimes shall not go unnoticed
>>
>>146048002
Don't remind me

>Everyone has 100 health
>Everything takes twice as long to recharge

Worst one by a landslide.

>>146048053
That's old
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>"Hanzo at your service"
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>>146047641
>Rein's elephant thong
oh my
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>>146047920
>>
>>146047470
so save your coins, genuis. I'm already close to 3000
>>146047575
so much entitlement...
but I actually would like it if they gave us free shit for something that's not really their fault.
>>
>>146048110
>(Hanzo) I need healing!
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>>146048110
>>
>>146048085
b-but anon!
Windows 10 is the future!
>>
>>146048106
yeah I hate this brawl
>pure DM practice!
fuck off blizz
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>>146048030
>Only 20 hours.
>>
>>146047982
Well if you say things like that you'll make it harder to find yourself even considering the possibilty of finding another girl
>>
>>146048113
>Torbjorn's lines with a slutty swede voice
oh bother
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>>146048110
>tfw someone on the team goes Hanzo and shits the bed when I could have gone hanzo and actually carried

I fucking hate nigger-hanzos that don't even use their Sonic Arrow for scouting.
>>
>>146048110
>go to lijang
>my team comp looks trash and I got in after "assembling" so I can't just leave
>pick hanzo
>bastion: please don't snipe on koth

I ended up with 3 golds including objective time.
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>>146048030
>20
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>>146048143
>implying they won't be lootbox-only exclusives for the summer

Do you really think Blizzard's jew level is that low?
>>
>>146048073
why
>>
>>146047883
s-shut up. I know what tools are. I'm a man. o-obviously I meant spanner!
>>
>>146048085
What service is this?
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>>146048030
not yet dear
>>
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>>146048073
why though?
>>146048082
I am a heterosexual male.
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>>146044885
>it's a guy playing hanzo thinks he knows the game at all episode
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>>146048171
Is that shokugeki? The art style doesn't look right but those characters are pretty close.
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>>146047920
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>>146048047
I can tell you're on mobile, I have had the same problem with cuck and kek in autocorrect aswell.
>>146048008
THE NIGHT GOES OOON
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>>146048278
it's yakitate japan
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>>146048238
I mean

Y'know

Mercy
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>>146048110
>"Genji is with you"
>>
>>146048205
>>146048232
K I N G S R O W
I
N
G
S
R
O
W
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>>146048254
your name sounds familiar i think i played on your team the other day
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>>146048092
>tfw d.va could have been a cute effiminate boy mech pilot instead
>>
tracer kissing mei
not kissing you
>>
>>146047876
>http://www.polygon.com/2015/8/29/9224813/lizard-squad-arrests-hacker-attacks-ddos
Those people never saw jail time or punishment, they were released
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>>146048254
>>146048232
>>146048205
Looks like I have a long way to go then.
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>>146048323
This is my favorite meme
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>>146047781

US isnt all in the same timezone
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>>146048216
Pfffft I've already given up. All I want is to rent an apartment with the lesbian love of my life and spend my days wasting away playing video games and working crappy but decently-paying jobs to get by.

That's my ideal life.
>>
>>146048306
>The story focuses on Kazuma Azuma, a boy on his quest to create "Ja-pan", a national bread for Japan itself.
So do all cooking animes have the same characters?
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>>146048229
>Bastion of KotH
I wish "Avoid this Player" actually worked so I could never play with faggots who think that autolocking Bastion regardless of the map will work.
>>
>>146048220
>when I could have gone hanzo and actually carried

Lel, always love these arguments.

"I WOULD HAVE REKT THEM IF I WERE PLAYING IT!"

Yeah okay buddy.
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>>146048319
>genji is wi-MADA MADA
>MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA MADA
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>>146048370
They are on every list possible and will get fucked if they ever slip up as adults though
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>>146048232
Your Mercy time matches my Reinhardt time almost exactly.

You are mine now. You belong to me.To the Big Poppa.
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>>146048190

>thinking windows 10 has some function to help lizard squad ddos people

are you actually this retarded? Do you have any idea how much money Microsoft and affiliate companies lose every year to cyber attacks?

Besides, LS has been doing this shit much longer than windows 7, 8 or 10 have been around. If everyone installed and used proper antivirus and anti-malware software, these attack a would never happpen.

That and turn off your computer at night, christ if you don't turn off your power bar every night you're an idiot.
>>
>>146048396
Yes
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>>146048286
It's a wordfilter. cuck in all caps becomes kek.
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POP QUIZ:

An enemy Reaper is walking directly towards you and firing repeatedly. Do you...

A) Shoot him a few times, then die
B Back away from him while shooting, then die
C) Turn and run for a couple seconds, then die
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>>146048254
I have you added but you never play with me.
>>
>>146048394
Alright, I hope she also wants to have that life otherwise yours is going to get difficult.
>>
>>146048065
>Mei's glasses have one broken lens

it's the little things
>>
>>146048272

>>146048310
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>>146048445
I press E as Genji and make him fuck off.
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>>146048347
>tfw no art of shinji turning into dva
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>>146048453
i'm in a 6 man 90% of the time
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>>146045912
My first, and so far only at level 28, legendary unboxing gave me D.Va's bee skin.

I'll comit sudoku with you, brother.
>>
>>146048241

http://www.digitalattackmap.com/

hope that doesn't get marked as spam.
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>>146048442
OH YEAH, I remember now.
Ways wondered why whenever I typed cuck in caps when shit posting it turned to kek, thought it was autocorrect but at some point I started to doubt that as a possability.
>>
>>146048310
[email protected]
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>>146048445
D) Crouch
He would never expect that
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>>146048403
Bastion can work on attack or koth but it basically requires a 4+ man stack.

I do it sometimes but either because I joined a game in progress and I don't care or I switch off when it's not working.
>>
>>146048482

He follows you as your reflect wears off. Then he continues.
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>>146048396
Yakitate! Japan was from an era of anime right before the huge moe-bomb.

I miss those peaceful times, the /a/ threads when Yakitate, Rozen Maiden, Mai Hime and Haruhi aired were a lovely time.
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IT'S BACK
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>>146048497
i'm with six men*
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>>146048445
Desperately try to get the attention of my two nearby teammates, then die, with both of them following suit shortly thereafter.
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>>146048232
>people actually enjoy playing Mercy.

I will never understand, most bland hero in the game

>b-but people will commend me at the end for no literal reward!
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>>146048254
>No Lucio time

Give yourself to the rhythm. Go fast and occasionally kill people.
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Have you made it rain today?
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>>146048482
I freeze him and shoot him in the face with an icicle.
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>>146048454
I mean hey, all she does is sit around playing vidya, doing freelance writing shit, and sometimes smoking weed. If my life could be exactly the same I'd be pretty happy.
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>>146048538
>before the huge moe-bomb.
>Rozen Maiden
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>get gold for elimitations
>had 6 total eliminations
>fucking 6
>I was playing a goddamn Lucio
Was my team made of potatoes or what
>>
>>146048445

if you've let an enemy reapoer get close to you, and you can't deal with it by stunning him, pushing him pack, freezing him, evading him, or killing him instantly, you've fucked up.

there is no counter after you've fucked up, otherwise the game wouldn't be playable.
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>>146048538
When will the moe blob nightmare end? Make it stop...
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>>146048445
Le flashbang face.
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So, who's the most sexually active girl out of the lot ?
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>>146048113
>Getting a handjob with dat metal claw
MOLTEN WHOOORE
>>
>>146048675
D.Va
>>
>>146048675
Reinhardt
>>
>>146048621
meant to put in
>Haruhi
too
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>>146048621
>he thinks Rozen Maiden is a moe anime
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POP QUIZ

An enemy Mei is freezing you! Do you...

A) Shoot her a few times, then get frozen
B) Back away while shooting her, then get frozen
C) Turn and run for a couple seconds, then get frozen
>>
>>146048673
To bad if you get RNG'd reaper lives and floats away.
>>
>>146048581
It feels nice to pull off clutch rezzes and heals and will your team to victory desu.
>>
>>146048675
honestly symmetra. Never thought It'd come to this
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>>146048683

>not MOLTEN COOOOOOOCK

do you know what comes out of that hand?
>>
>>146048589

Yeh, a couple times tonight.

Play her whenever it's a good team to use her against.
>>
>>146048683
if your dick is big enough to fit in that then it'd probably be your only option
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>>146048675
>sexually active
McCree
Hanzo
Soldier 76
Reaper
Reinhardt

>girl
Oh.. see above
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>>146048497
>I'm sucking 6 men 90% of the time
fixed
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>>146048560
that monkey has me laughing
i shouldn't be laughing that much
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>crossover skins when ?
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>>146048581
I like making the bars go up instead of making them go down. I could give a shit about commendations, although people saying thanks is nice.
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>>146048113
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>>146048797
never
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>>146048638
Probably that or your opposing team was. Were you actively trying to go for eliminations? In a recent game, the gold medals, one being in eliminations as Lucio.
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>>146048768
>tfw Reinhardt doesn't get as much porn as the others

its not fair
>>
>>146048797
I never knew i actually wanted this
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>>146048638
>Route 66 attack
>playing as lucio
>lose before getting to the first checkpoint
>I had a gold medal at 10 eliminations
Fuck shitters tbqh famigliagna
>>
>>146048797
That reminds me. There should be a triple combo of the most dreaded teampicks.

Genzomaker.
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>>146048717

if you've let an enemy Mei get close to you, and you can't deal with it by stunning her, pushing her back, freezing her, evading her, or killing her instantly, you've fucked up.

there is no counter after you've fucked up, otherwise the game wouldn't be playable.

That being said I think her freeze beam only needs two out the three things it does, slow you down, freeze you in place and do damage. Any two of those would make it effective, but not obnoxiously good in cqc, but she has all three so she's impossible to 1v1 if she's even remotely good and you're not a tank.
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>>146048717
i empty a clip into her, blink to the left, empty a clip into her, blink to the right, wait out iceblock, empty another for the kill, and then recall to get back any health i lost during the exchange
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>Justice rains from above
>Justice reigns from above
Which is it?
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>>146048835
I don't come here to hear the truth
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>>146048823
A reviving character can bodyblock damage but takes no damage themselves.

That kind of annoys me.
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>>146047760
>defacing a tombstone
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>>146048848
>tfw all of the porn he does get he is completely hairless
Do you faggots not know how to properly bara?
>>
>>146048638
>>146048867
you should pretty much always be gold or silver with elims with lucio considering it just means you have the highest kill participation and isn't solo kills
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>>146048445
Emote or wave hello and hope for the best
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>>146048538
>I miss those peaceful times
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POP QUIZ

A reaper has popped his ult near you! Do you...

A) Push him away as Lucio, turn on your speed boost to run away, then die
B) Turn around and sprint away as 76, then die
C) Shield yourself as Zarya, then die
D) Pop your ult as Lucio, then die
>>
>>146048518
Sent, although I fucked up juuuust a little bit
Here's hoping I haven't ruined my own life
>>
>game finishes
>leave the game
>go get a drink
>come back
>i've apparently joined another game
>afk leavers penalty
meme
>>
>>146048581
Commendations that go EPIC should give a loot box, desu.
>>
>>146048717
If I can't get away I'd drop a biotic field to live through whatever happens during the freezing.
>>
>>146048717
Kill her with my team because I'm not a shitter who
>A:gets caught out alone by Mei while not playing reaper/mcCree/Roadhog
>B:Can;t aim worth dick and actually dies to mei solo
>>
>>146048885

>health lost during the exchange
>mei's ice block last longer than 3 seconds

you're gonna lose any HP before that iceblock, unless you missed both bursts and she's using her iceblock to fuck you up.
>>
>>146048912
These are people with the personality taken from a 90s hacker movie.

Of course they're awful people
>>
>>146048614
Good luck anon, maybe you can live with her and her girlfriend (if/when she gets one) and live the friendzone dream
>>
>>146048891
She probably means reign as she's a bit of a cunt
>>
>>146048953

E) Hook that ass and fuck his face with shotgun shells.
>>
El Blanco or El Mariachi?

I can't decide help

Also do the skins change his voice a bit? Could've sworn I heard a reaper speak with a Mexican accent once with either of the skins.
>>
>>146048974
>he thinks biotic field can protect him from 2+ point blank M2 headshots from mei
>>
Hey, console players of /owg/, two questions:

Are Torb's turrets really as hard to deal with on console as reddit whiners make them out to be?

Is the aiming in Overwatch really harder than in other console FPS games?

Just curious.
>>
>>146048953
E) Turn on Defense Matrix as D.Va and then shoot him in the back of the head when his ult ends.
>>
>>146048953
each pop quiz seems to be "I have the awareness of a dead rodent so I keep getting flanked this games busted :("
>>
>>146048589
I did, actually. I don't play her often though, so I almost felt like I threw a game on chingchong Tower for holding onto my ult for too long.
>>
>>146048973
Nah, epic should just be an XP boost for that game. Say 20% or something if you're not in a big group. Otherwise groups of six could just agree to circlejerk one guy up to six and hope the enemy team will just give the rest to that same guy. Solo or duo legendaries could give you a lootbox though.
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>>146049023
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>>146047604
I was a junkrat on Route 66 when the servers went down. We were at the checkpoint right after Big Earls and I was spraying a torbnerd sitting ontop one of the canopies when I started to wonder why it was lagging and also thought to myself this was the first time overwatch has ever lagged this bad. Then 5 seconds later RIP servers
>>
>>146049023

white and gold is a great color combo if you have the same taste as a 50 year old persian immigrant
>>
>>146049054
Well seeing as consoles can't aim for shit a stationary DPS machine with 300 health that can be repaired is good.
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>always thought that mccree and widow were the gamebreakers
>the more I play the more I realize that it's actually mercy
F I X H E R F U C K I N G U L T
>>
>>146049023
I think the Mariachi skin gives him one unique line like a "First you listen, then I kill." that plays randomly.
>>
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>mfw rpadhog thinks he can tank my 100 energy laser
>>
>>146048973
Should just be an XP bonus, there's no fucking point to it otherwise.
>>
>>146049054

the torbjorn turrets are only hard to deal with because you can't treat them like another console player.

if you junkrat spam them, hanzo spam them or use pharah they're piss easy.
>>
>Attack on Gibraltar
>1 Hanzo and a Widowmaker in our team
This is why maining supports sometimes feels like asscancer
>>
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POP QUIZ

A Roadhog has hooked you! Do you...

A) Desperately mash the fire button or an ability button, then die
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>>146048717
Try to kill her with a melee attack so that Mercy says "say ahh~" and hump her corpse in the hopes of putting her on tilt.

Alternatively, switch characters and spend the entire match doing my best to ensure she doesn't have any fun.

Fuck Mei players.
>>
>>146048721
If your team is incompetent you will be picked off by flankers and will essentially be disabled for the entire game. Playing mercy in solo queue is a complete toss-up.
>>
>>146048848
>>146048925

There was a really furry porn of Rein in /y/, i think it's still in the archive.
>>
>>146049026
Maybe I'm only encountering shitty Meis but I never seem to get hit with more than 1 and this strategy works more than it has any right to.
>>
>>146049160
B) don't get hooked
>>
>all these flawless keyboard gangsters that can perfect a mei every time without fail
Lmao'ing at all yalls lives
>>
>>146049123
Mercy is a garbage healer over lucio, they had to give her SOME usability
>>
>>146048497
slut

deleted
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>>146044682
I play the game in chinese, so I don't have that problem.
>>
>>146044691
KOTH maps are the only good ones. The rest is either meh or straight up awful
>>
D.Va's machineguns need a buff.

Also, B.Va or Scavenger? Someone decide for me.
>>
>>146049158
>LE FUG HANDSO
>MY TEAM BOOGA
>>
>>146048953
You can hide behind a post all you want, everything you are posting here comes from salt.
>>
>>146049214
Scavenger
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>>146048510
>tfw level 42
>tfw 4 legendary drops
young hanzo huntress widow american biker torb wooden bastion
>>
Honest question from a newbie - I was playing Bastion on defense and a mei killed me in under a second with her ice gun. How does she kill so fast?
>>
>>146049193
>Play like shit
>Die
I do this fairly often, but I don't go on 4chan/reddit/facebook and whine about it like it was impossible for me not to die
>>
>>146049160
I push him back with my rightclick, familia
>>
>>146049123

shoot her first. pray there's not two of them.

>>146049186

C) use an ability to evade or tank a shot before he can shoot you, although a good roadhog knows to hold fire after he hooks you, and it's unavoidable that way.
>>
>>146049092
kekd
>>
>>146049248

You are already dead.
>>
>>146049149
>there's no fucking point to it otherwise.
Good.

People are already salty as fuck over the whole system when it's literally pointless.
>>
>>146049234
literally not possible unless you were already almost dead
>>
>>146049234
she was probably hitting your softspots
>>
>>146049214
B.VA. I love that bun.
>>
>>146049186
>just don't get shot

wow thanks great advice this whole time i was actively walking into bullets on purpose

>>146049248
that doesn't actually work, roadhog can hold down left click and there's NOTHING you can do about it
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>>146049167
>making a webm of dealing 20 dmg to a out of position Mei
>bragging about teabagging

You probably ragequit games when you can't win too, cutie.
>>
Name something more fun than playing Lucio on Illois

You cant
>>
>>146049218
Keep your MOBA memes inside of MOBAs, famalam.
>>
>game looks completely hopeless
>decide to take the hit
>leave game
>requeue
>same game

fucking rekt
>>
Just got this game

Got 8 kills as mei within first 3 minutes but we couldn't even make the load move.

Is this standard?
>>
>>146046445
Mine call it Chinese 9/11
>>
>>146048967
let me know if she sends anything lewd bad, i might send her something myself ;)
>>
>>146049214
You should look at the view models for both since that's what you're going to be seeing 90% of the time. Also my vote goes for bva, I love the jumpsuit.
>>
>>146049321
its a /cric/ meme actually
>>
>>146049116
I mean, sure but the biggest argument I've seen for why it's hard was actually
>teamwork is harder on consoles so you can't just choose a team comp that deletes torbjorns
which is just an excuse, and the picture someone posted on reddit showing how it's such a big issue shows 6 turrets set out in such a shitty way you can just flank them and not take any damage from all but one of them, so I'm a bit skeptical.

I mean, I'm not a fan of the turrets the same way I'm not a fan of all no skill no aim bullshit in fps games, but it kinda feels like console players are blowing it out of proportion in comparison to PC.
>>
>>146049291
a surprising number of roadhogs feel the need to wait before shooting. getting hooked as lucio, I get the push + speedboost escape maybe 3 out of 4 times.
>>
>>146049310
>Name something more fun than playing Lucio on Illois

Playing on any other map. Nepal is the only good KotH map, the others are fucking trash.
>>
>>146049167
Are people really this angry over one specific character?
>>
>>146049310
Having a threesome with twins and one of them is a trap
>>
okay, if you dont think d.va is the biggest qt amongst the heroes then dont even talk to me

i'd hug her thoroughly
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>>146049304
Not my webm, I just collect webms of Mei dying.

Teabagging is stupid and juvenile and I would never do it to anyone who wasn't playing Mei.
>>
>>146049310

Playing Roadhog or Pharah in Nepal Monastery.
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>>146049384
>Nepal good map
>>
Servers are back up.
>>
>>146049404
WINKY FACE
>>
>>146049167
Doing God's work anon
>>146049304
>cutie, kid, nerd, etc
Triggered mei autist detected
>>
>>146049304
>defending mei deaths
fuck off mei
>>
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>>146049412
>I just collect webms of Mei dying
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>>146049340
Did you know that killing people doesn't actually move the payload, and you actually have to go push it instead of padding your kda?
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>>146049092
Has it been revealed why Pharah hates her mom so much?
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>>146049371
I forget that holding down mb1 shoots after the hook animation is done. but i only play road hog once out of a while.
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>>146049371
If you're speedboosting the moment you get hooked you'll just get hooked THROUGH the roadhog like every time(or so it feels when I'm playing roadhog against Lucio) and get away easily.
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>>146049392
Only a handful of autistic losers are. The problem is that they are usually the loudest because their autism prevents them from caring about the people who have to deal with their shit.
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>>146049412
This is almost as bad as people who have 700mbs worth of the ylyl banana.
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Is Reaper the most practical and versatile hero in the ga
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>>146046909
Holy shit are people seriously trying to base skill and matchmaking off level? Bad players will level up at the same rate as good players and sometimes even have higher levels. Leveling up a lot does not relate to "Being good" I've played all the way up to level 70 and people are still complete garbage in at least 80% of my matches. Bastions still win games, Torb turrets still up 90% of the games, Point is still not capped, Nobody follows up on Lucio's ult, Nobody pushes the fucking Payload, 20% accuracy, People still caring about K/D ratios over W/L ratios which is weird because they're never fucking killing anyone.

>Playing Junkrat
>Entire team dies
>Fight off the entire enemy team and prevent the payload from moving saving the game from a loss
>POTG is a shitty tire i threw out and happened to catch their team by surprise instead of the badass save of the game at the end.
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>>146049404
D.Va is best girl by far.
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>>146049502
t. mei main
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>>146049404
I want her to hug my face with her ass
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>>146049321
Fuck you fambaloni
"TEAM OOGA ME BOOGA" is one of the funniest memes I've cover across recently. I will continue to say it and there's nothing you can do about it sorry Greg
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>>146049491
fucking the mother and then daughter should unlock some sort of life achievement
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>>146049491
I thought it was because her mother cared about her unit and Overwatch more than her real family.

Then she probably died and Pharah uses that as a "its this organization's fault that the mother that didn't care about me is dead"
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>>146049275
No, I had full health.

>>146049278
where are those when in turret mode?
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>>146049392
All she does is slow the game down. She's not overpowered or anything, she's just extremely annoying and absolutely no fun to play against. Everyone should do their best to ensure that people playing her also don't have fun.

>>146049475
They're very calming to watch.
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>>146049502
Like, it's cool to find a character annoying and all, but they go to the point of making multiple threads on the forums begging for [insert character I personally don't like here] to be removed from the game entirely.
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>>146048254
420 wins........... BLAZE IT
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>>146049330
>2 losses for the price of 1
Serves you right faggot
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>>146049491
Can you be really be surprised though
>do something cool as Pharah
>S76 goes "you must've got your aim from your mom"
Nope, it's not personal skill or years of training, it's because her mom was good. I'd be pissed too.
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This is kind of a stupid question but does Genji's deflect still work if you shoot him in the back?
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>>146049592
What about a situation like in that movie where Pierce Brosnan boned three generations of a family?
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>>146049607
>No, I had full health.
then mei didn't kill you in under a second with her ice gun
you're a liar
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>>146049404
She's a stupid little asian whore with a fat face and the personality of an irritating bratty high schooler who acts like hot shit despite being completely inept
D. Va appeals exclusively to stupid fucking weeaboos and shitheads who've never interacted with an actual woman, and especially don't realize that D. Va would be the most annoying cunt in existence in real life

I fucking hate her personality and design in every single aspect and if she gets a single new piece of fanart ever again I'll personally gas bomb Blizzard's offices
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>>146049634
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>>146049607
At your back is one, but she's pretty much unable to kill you with one shot. You probably got hit by a rocket or something at the same time
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>>146049491
She was emotionally neglectful and cared more about work than her daughter. She also constantly lives in her shadow.
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>>146049634
Beautiful.
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>>146049545

People have no idea how to pick and counter up until around lvl 45-50.

I've been paying close attention to this because I've been playing with about three groups of people, some newbies, some mid range, some high prestige.

The mid and prestiges act the same, but 20-40 players usually want the stability of playing the same characters to learn.
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>>146049634
>not named "simple geometry"

Lame.
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>>146049412
>wasting your ult on a single Mei
Congratulations, that person just gave the Mei more tactical value than she could ever have on her own.
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>>146049683
>who acts like hot shit despite being completely inept
>D.Va
>D.va
>Diva
THAT'S THE POINT DUMDUM
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>>146049615
>who is reaper
>who is tracer
>who is hanzo
>who is mcree
>who is widowmaker
>any of those heros are good at dealing with her
>lucio can use his speed boost to run away
>Reinhardt can one-shot her with his dash
Don't fight her 1v1 nigga, stick with your team and don't chase her.
(Unless your reaper, wraith form negates any amount of freezing she's done to you)
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>>146049701
reeeee
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>>146049615
Watching mei's face furrow as her futa cock grows out of the gun gave me a chub
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>>146048848
Tell me about it

He needs a thick hairy chest
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>>146049654

He has to target you back to shoot stuff back at you.
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>>146049641
genetics would have a part to play in how good a person can shoot the mans

maybe she just needs to be less salty
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>>146049743
Killing one person is a perfectly fine use of a Pharah ult most of the time
Two is a luxury
Three or more is rare and incredibly unrealistic to save an ult for

If ulting that Mei means the pushing team can fight 6v5, especially considering they're nearing the next checkpoint, it's well worth it
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>>146049670
I didn't watch that, but I guess you reach nirvana and write a holy book or something, and get a legend skin.
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>>146049615
>all she does is slow the game down
>complaining about mei cuckery while posting zarya

fuck off mei-t
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Tonight I had my 3 stack get matched with another 3 stack, against another premade (or premades) of 6 people. The games went back and forth, were mostly even, both teams mostly playing double healer double tank double dps. Both teams appropriately picked team comps and knew meta shit.

It was fun.
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>>146049683
I'm sure a lot would realize she'd be obnoxious in real life but some people like brats in fiction. I mean tsunderes would be fucking insufferable in real life but they're alsl a beloved fictional archetype.
>>
How often do you guys like to shave?
How often do the overwatches need to shave?
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>>146048891
I've heard that comes with a skin. Confirm/deny?
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>>146049726
>People have no idea how to pick and counter up until around lvl 45-50.

I don't think there is a level where people will constantly counter and play around enemy comps. lvl70-100 players still autolock shit like Bastion or Toblerone and stay them until they lose all while bitching that they have gold medals for eliminations and their team is shit.
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>>146049819
Would you say that about any other character?
>Nice shot 76! Your dad must have been a great shot!
Living in your parents shadow is not fun
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>>146049805
Yeah but will he take damage? Or will the shot just go off in a random direction?
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>>146049801
To
>>146048925
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>>146049743

Believe it or not, I'm pretty sure that player wasn't considering "tactical value" when they did that.
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>>146048967
got anything back yet?
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>>146049869
i shave about once a month
you know, as soon as it becomes scratchy
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>>146049831
>Killing one person is a perfectly fine use of a Pharah ult most of the time
If that person is ulting, maybe. Otherwise you're just bad.
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>>146045710
>edgex87
>the fucking faggot is 28/9y old
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>>146049878
wasn't he a farm boy

his dad probably was a decent shot
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>over two minutes of overtime and the fight is still raging
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>>146049869
i use an electric trimmer on my neck about once a week but don't bother in the winter
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>>146049683

>he said as he posts an image of the worst girl of all time
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>>146049771
Yeah, and? It doesn't make her not incredibly irritating and shitty

Dante is a cocky asshole, far more so than D. Va even, but he's likable because he's actually got the big dick to back it up
D. Va is just irritating and in twenty years people will look back and go "jesus christ this character is so cringey, I can't believe people said 'lol' and 'gg ez' back then"
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>>146049539
no he's too short ranged to be that versatile,.
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>>146049231
>tfw lvl.44
>16 legendary skins
It's like blizzard remembered my drop consistency from hearthstone!
>>
>>146049953
That's not fukka
>>
>>146049869
I like my women hairy so never
>tfw you will never lick Mercy's hairy blonde arm pits and burry your face in dat golden muff
>>
>>146049491
Same reason Jotaro's daughter and the child of every other famous person has daddy or mommy issues.
>>
>>146049054
>Is the aiming in Overwatch really harder than in other console FPS games

If you run around like a mong rather than setting yourself and actually aiming it's really hard.

Guess what most of the mongs on console do?

Bastion is the real cunt on console: literally camp and hold trigger, the character
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>>146049721
Where is the source for her mom being emotionally neglectful? And Pharah's bio even frames her mother in a positive light with stuff about how Pharah dreamed of following in her mother's footsteps and joining Overwatch, but it was disbanded before she could.
>>
>>146049954
THAT'S THE POINT
IT'S A PARODY ON GAMURR GRILLS AND ATTENTIONWHORE TWITCH STREAMERS
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>>146049491
Part of it is probably how her mum hyped up how great Overwatch was and how much she wanted Pharah to join, and then it disbanded before she could.
>>
>>146049876

I rarely see a bastion with the mid lvl group any more. Gotta remember that 6s are full try hard and stomp stuff like that pretty easily.

I rarely see a non meta comp anymore with the 50-75 bunch.
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>>146049641
they actually knew her mom
also her mom was a great shot
also she looks exactly like her mom
also she has the same job as her mom

>im going to be exactly the same as my mom when she was my age BUT DON'T COMPARE ME TO MY MOM IM SO UNIQUE

Fuck off
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>>146049954
>It doesn't make her not incredibly irritating and shitty
you idiot, the entire point is that she's irritating, BECAUSE SHE IS A DIVA
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>>146049953
I just thought it was an appropriate image. I'm an Aigis man myself.
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>>146049895
That person is probably pissed off by Mei being supposedly "OP" and yet by acting like a child they're giving up ult advantage. Which shows that the only reason they're pissed in the first place is because they're shitters.
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>>146050030
>>146050030
>>146050030

New thread to shit up
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>>146049869

>neck twice a week, face once a week, i only trim it down to a stubble
>hopefully never
>>
I'm going to take Reinhardt''s virginity!
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>>146049878
I'm sure 76, if he wasn't trying to be an edgy, anonymous vigilante, would have loved to shoot the shit about his dad taking him out on his first hunt or firing rounds into tin cans or bottles off a fence.
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>>146049992
We need a qt ginger hero for delicious firecrotch.
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looks like my guaranteed win has finally arrived
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>first game
>30 kills 10 deaths ez win
>whatever I guess this game put me with noobs first
>see level 70s at end of game

Ummmm overwatch tards?
>>
I hope the forced 50% winrate meme is real, my winrate is getting dropping from 55 to 50 and I would hate for it to drop below 50
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>>146050107
>>146050107
>>146050107
>>146050107
>Widowmaker and Genji instalocks
I have bad news for you anon
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>>146050078
He's probably married. You got cucked.
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I got 250 dosh, should I get jailbird or toasted Junkrat?
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>>146050107
Don't leave us hanging, tell us how bad you lost.
>>
i want to be d.va's mech
i want her to sit on me
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>>146050229
they killed everything while I road the cart, i think it was a group of 5 talking to each other
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>>146050107
My dream is that one day everyone will have avoided the instant pick widow and genji players and they'll all be stuck together forever, arguing about who picked sniper first.
Also that the avoid system actually works.
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>Playing numbani attack
>JUST the point, get on it
>Sitting there, slowly goes to first checkpoint
>Mercy shows up, kill her
>Almost to second checkpoint
>More people show up, kill me
>My team was literally nowhere to be found, nor were they dead
at least they stopped being retarded later on and we won
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>>146049167
Kek

1v1 me, faggot
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>>146049310
Zarya for the moment of confusion that McMemes and Roadhogs have when I deny their instagib combo. Also watching Genjis and D.vas try and block your laser pointer is funny everytime.
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>>146050676
>33%
rifk
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>>146050192
toasted is trashmouses best skin
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>>146049395
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>>146046140
But norse mercy is great.

>til valhalla

I prefer this over helden sterben nicht.
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>>146045641
>top donate of the month: 4300$
>of the month
>4300$

People give her this much a month. What the fuck.
And she looks like a fucking pig, for that money you could get a better looking prostitute to play video games for you.
>>
>>146051719
Troll donations. She never sees a dime of donations of that caliber.
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>>146046196
You will NEVER be a cute anime girl.
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>>146045641
God i fucking envy girls who actually have boobs
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>>146048717
Press shift and fly away now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTgl3cCyDo
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>Bully a mercy for the entire KOTH match
>Thats bullying she said
>I type in chat "I know you like it"
>Mercy replies "I do like being bullied, but by better men than u"
>Retort by saying I'll prove the mercy wrong by pinning their wrist
>"ur team recognizes my importance more than my own team does"

Lel, jokes aside that was pretty cute, Made me rip a big one.

we fucking lost due to that fucking hanzo not doing shit then switching to genji round and did nothing
>>
kill me
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>>146053186
Maybe you could try not rage quitting you homo.
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So, what's the point of McCree now that Blizzard has nerfed him ?
He's squishy as fuck, his mobility is shit, and he doesn't even do that much damage.
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