Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>>145828641

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is AUI_2000 a CÜCK ?

what the fuck why did the other thread get deleted
why mods forced us to move to tiago thread

POST YOUR FACE WHEN THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>>145830059
because tiago is a janny

>>145830059
Because this thread wasn't posted early.

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>>145830098
>>145830086
L TO THE FUCKING MAO

SUCKING A BLACK BULL DICK

FOR FREE

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>the janny shitskin exposes himself

LMAO

ARE YOU A RIOT SHILL OR SOMETHING AS WELL

THANKS FOR THE BUTCHERED OP JANNY

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>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw once TI6 is over and a new patch comes out Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist

>it's a gaben range bans australia episode

https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/4om5jh/steam_is_disconnecting_whenever_i_launch_a_game/?sort=new

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>jannies are doing it again

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>>145830264
So here you go mongoloid, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:

Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.

Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.

Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.

After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.

If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.

Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.

If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.

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NYAHOO!~

doturds of the galaxy

Boring thread desu.

Why does Lina look thicker in the casino game?

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>>145830264
>>145830423
"Janny" is a slur and it needs to go, NOW.

"Looks like janny deleted another thread for free."

This needs to stop.

I've gotten used to 4chan. I even find some of the lingo funny now. I lurk in a ton of threads and actually enjoy them. But this term is bothering me to the point I'm willing to be flamed to say something about it.

"Janny" is a slur. Period. In my view it is every bit as bad as the N-word. And yet I see it used all the time in /d2g/ and other boards including by some posters I otherwise respect and enjoy interacting with.

I know what the response to this will be. "It's 4chan, what do you expect", for one. I don't accept this. Inane is fine. Hateful is not. I've got no problem with taking shit and even a little bit of banter from time to time - basically, stuff happens. I just think that we can do this without crossing the line to hate speech. I was actually very proud of our community that "weeb" has largely replaced "animefaggot", even more so because people have turned it into something funny. I hope we can do something similar here.

Slurs based on race, gender, nationality, or salary have no place anywhere, including in our community. I hope that our moderators and janitors will join me in deleting and banning for use of this and similar terms. Thanks for reading..

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>>145830458
It's not Christmas, DOTURD.

It's fucking Summer.

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>>145830516

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>>145830578
Time to get fit then, DOTURD!!!

>>145830650
would lick her toes desu

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>>145830680
What are you implying?

I already am fit, dudester.

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>>145830680
>doturd spammer is a normie

reee

>>145831040

Kill urself, shitstain.

>>145831040
>you need to be a normie to be fit
lol keep telling yourself that fatass

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>>145830343
based gaben

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>>145831067
shut the fuck up norme
>>>/reddit/

>>145831202
im not fat but normies fucking trigger me

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So this is what happened all week when I've been away?

Freakin' DEAD CITY, man.

Like holy shit.

Turns out I didn't lost out on anything, LOL

Ok so I went with carrot cake, hopefully it doesn't turn out awful. I don't have the best luck with carrot cakes in the past.

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>>145830871
99.9% of the time anyone who jerks off to asian girls is an obese neckbeard

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>Pick Alchemist mid because Solar Crest quest
>Enemy has Exort Invoker mid
>I didn't get my 0:00 bounty rune because of them contesting but still had greevil's greed level 1
>Doesn't matter that Invoker has more base damage, I can zone him with acid spray and then grab aggro to last hit
>Doesn't matter that this guy was denying at least two creep waves, I was stacking my own ancients and farming them with acid spray
>They didn't block the ancients until the 16 minute mark, at which point I had farmed the ancient camp at least five times

I mean fuck dude.

>>145831652

kys, blogshitter.

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Why is TA the cutest hero in the game?

Why does the game have an overlay over the top of the series score? Do people not know what the yellow bars indicate?

>>145830376
Vintage

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reminder to buy hurricane pike on weaver

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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best prismatic gem color for tb arcana?


http://imgur.com/a/nwpHH

personally it's creator's light

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>>145831615
this desu, it's why i jerk off to anime girls

>>145830343
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID IT

Couldn't handle the banter lads.

>>145831502
damn i cant find something in this post that can be filtered

>>145832165

Like, sucks to be you, broduder.

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remember when 2014-2015 dota kids made fun of our guy n0tail?

remember when 2014-2105 dota kids were riding eg / secret's dick?

of course you remember

2016, what a time to be alive. best dota year yet and we are not even half the way in it

>>145832027
what if you don't have two rapiers and two daedalus's?

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>>145832349
niceme.me

what went wrong d2g

>>145832656
memeback

>>145832656
People didn't pick CARRY Abaddon.

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why cant i use au servers

>>145832835
see >>145830343

>>145832835
gaben rangebanned aussies
hiroshimoot is coming for you next

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>tfw lost passion for dota

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How do we fix him so that people will actually bother playing him?

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>>145833092

Just buy more Battle Pass levels.

>>145832257
Yea, 'like,' is pretty good didnt notice it before thanks akhi.

>>145833130
make his familiars pierce bkb

>>145833130
+1 soul assumption max charge per level of ultimate

>>145833130
grave chill now stuns the target repeatedly for 0.4s at a time
familiars reduced to 75 mana cost 30 cooldown and given 700 attack range and 1000 hp and don't lose damage per attack
soul assumption now nukes at global range
graveskeeper's cloak remade into 7 other ultimate skills

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is there a MEME BUILD?

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>>145832027
>blademail one hit off
>ghost scepter the rest

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How do i Tide solo offlane.

I understand i should take time to stack ancients but i have such a fucking hard time when im actually sitting in lane

>>145833421
-1 armor per hit from familiar too

stop being fucking obese you guys

>>145833130
familiars back to four hero hits to destroy
aghs also decreases cloak layer recharge time to 1 second

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will meme magic help liquid this tournament?

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>>145832835
here is my other summary

au servers are back now god bless

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>all this final fantasy discussion in the /d2g/ chat

Are weebs finally taking over this general?

Can someone tell me the interaction between bloodthorn and PA's crit?

>>145834068
the larger source of crit overrides the lesser one

>>145834068
If you have 2 crits with different values they function independently, but if both proc at the same time it will use the higher damage crit.

what if there was magic crit

>>145833130

-Grave chill also grants the bonuses to familiars
-Gain a soul whenever gravekeeper cloak gets completely removed.
-Gravekeep cloak now grants 3/6/9/12 hp regen per second

>>145832053
>implying i can afford that shit.
does it affect the colors of your skills tho?

>>145834437

>leshrac_face.jpg

What if there was a combination between veil and aether lens?

>>145834521
>Gravekeep cloak now grants 3/6/9/12 hp regen per second
when at full or per charge?

>>145834556
not sure about his first skill but it affects his illusions and the sunder chain

his footsteps change color as well

>>145834580
what if aether lens was toggle-able to make it increase AOE by 100

>>145834692
>when at full or per charge?

Per charge would mean 60 hp per second at level 4

>jerking off to the new Liru shit
>ehome v bheart on my second monitor
>end up looking at the game during my vinegar strokes
>came to sven hitting radiant top
heh

>The bounces deal 65%, 42%, 27%, 18%, 12%, 8% of Luna’s original attack damage.

Is luna's moonglaives underpowered?
Compared to cleave it seems underwhelming

Can ursa manfight sven?

>>145834851
Yes.

>>145834826
she is a ranged champyon

>>145834851
yeah
>>145834826
it'll be changed soon

what mmr is zai? how the fuck can he play pudge so easily wherever he is? nobody is even trying to walk in a non-straight path and they constantly eat the simplest hooks

>>145833130

Completely rework him into braindead instakill carry like everyone else obviously. He's actually really good, the buff where his birds need autoattacks to kill removed like 75% of his hard counters. It's basically just Gyro, Medusa, and Luna.

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EXPLAIN THIS DOTARDS

ALSO I'M GIVING AWAY THAT WR SET

>>145834826
what if it started at 8% doubled

scaling increased to 130%

>>145833480
Only do it if they have two right clickers and no real amounts of magic damage to speak of.
Ward so you don't get your ass ganked.
Clear a wave with anchor smash fast, go stack, then come back in time to get at least 2/4 creeps. Just soak exp for level 3 and only last hit when it's safe before that. You only need 1 point in Gush honestly I'd almost say stats are better than Gush levels past 1.

what if luna's aghanims was remade
now her glaives never stop bouncing
damage reduction from 35% to 35%/30%/25%/20% per bounce

>>145834826
Hell no, those Glaives do massive amounts of damage nigga. Fastest way to rax someone is Luna + illusions.

>>145834929
>she is a ranged champyon
And so?
Gyro and Medusa actually deal more than 65%.

>>145835506
>Heros niche is only good when winning
wow

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How do you pick your hero if you're trying to raise MMR? Do you pick the same hero over and over? Do you pick first and hope your team doesn't sabotage the team composition? Do you wait for last pick and counter pick? I feel helpless no matter what I try.

What heroes are good for raising MMR right now?

>>145835638
troll warlord

>>145835587
Gyro is a worse late game carry and Medusa is a walking turret that can hit a whole team for reduced damage while Luna is a hard late game carry that can hit one target super hard and anyone nearby for a still large chunk of damage while also nuking them with a spell that does 20k magic damage.

>>145835638
Nipple Lina.

>>145834725
okay now im a little interested, are there any cool ones for cheap?

>lucent beam damage reduced to 100/150/200/250
>lucent beam gains 75 damage at night and .5 second bonus stun
>lunar blessing global radius at night
>eclipse night duration increased to 10/15/20
>eclipse beams to 6/9/12
>aghanim's eclipse beams to 8/14/20
>aghanim's eclipse no longer that cast range cast on the ground thing, now centered back on luna
>gives her flying vision at night

desu imo this is way too strong and she will be a hot meme pick but I like the hero

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@145835756
This is bait

>>145835934
I don't think the flying vision at night will ever happen since that's nightstlker's thing

desu imo desu imo desu desu imo desu luna doesn't need a buff, everyone else needs a friggin nerf the power creep is way out of control

>>145836089
nerfs aren't fun dummy

>>145835934
just give her ultimate a stun like the lucent beam

hell, you actually have to level lucent beam(independent skill) for that shit to do damage

>>145836089
>>145836204
>dota imba isn't a "what if" custom games, it's the future of dota

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>>145835638
go mid any hero that can carry early/mid/late

LUDWIG WAHLBERG

>>145836324
gimme a cherrypicked match ID sniper-san

I've been seeing Alchs skip the radiance and get bfury again, whats the better Alch build?

Used to go Armlet > Radiance > BKB/SB/whatever > Octarine.

>>145836409
yes?

>>145836324
match id?

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY I HAVE 100 WINS BUT ONLY 99 ARCANA POINTS ON PA

WHAT THE SHIT GABE GIVE ME MY FUCKING SWORDS IVE SPAMMED THIS HERO FOR FUCKING AGES NOW GIMME DAT SHIT SO I CAN NEVER PLAY HER AGAIN

how2fixtb

>conjure image now summon 1/2/3/4 illusions
>illusions deal 80% damage
>illusions take 220% damage
>75/125/175/225 mana cost
>130 cooldown

>>145836324
whats your build senpai?

>>145835638
Don't pick right away. Pick a hero you are good and successful with.
Get good with at least one from each role so you can have some options depending on what your team needs.
I use Slark and Ursa for carrying
I like viper as a semi-carry/tank
I use lich, Dazzle or Venomancer as supports

>>145836636
yeah just give him a fourth ultimate that'll fix everything.
seriously though that would get something nerfed in a big hurry. that's called breaking not fixing anon

>>145836683
>slarkursavenodazzleviper

yes ur the cancer

>>145836562
It'll be posted to reddit tomorrow im sure
Godlike pudge plays on his stream a few minutes ago

would you put your fireballs in lina's flame?

>>145836840
it just works

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SORRY IM NOT AMERICAN!

>>145836418
>>145836594
>>145836656
2437103275i always go mid though

>>145837408
thanks brah

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>In a 3 stack at the loading screen
>Our 4th has a Spanish name and no icon
>Dodge and reque 4 mins later
>Next match is a Peruvian 5 stack with 3 of them having no steam profile set up
>our 5th is an over aggressive Spanish Tiny

Call me back when Peru sinks into the ocean.

No passive-aggressiveness allowed by Riot

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/4ol8no/riot_banning_toxic_players_faster/

>>145837739
they're certainly trying their hardest to remove any sort of fun to be had in their so called game

>>145837739
why don't they just remove chatting entirely

I believe they already have a chat wheel

>>145831794
Her slow is bugged ever since they buffed it. It no longer increases the longer the trap has been up.

>>145837739
Would be nice if there was a system like this in dota

>trying to do evasive action
>pick PA
>max blur first
>dodge 19 physical attacks in a 40 minute game

How do I do this quest if RNG literally wont let me?

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>>145837129
that sounds pretty hot

>>145838019
That shit is like only 30% after 0 seconds though no wonder I lost last game.

Why the fuck did you not just back after taking the rax?

>>145838578
zzzzz

>>145838561
you can wait an hour, it will be 30%

good buff Gaben

>>145833130
Let AUI build him as a carry with AC again.

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>Overwatch is officially more popular than League in Korea
I thought Overwatch was supposed to die dotards? But now its the most popular esport in the world?

>>145838941
Koreans have the absolute worst taste of any nationality on earth, by far.
Not really unexpected that the game does well there.
Fucking HotS is doing well there.

>>145839064
this. Anyway LoL dying in korea is a good thing

>>145839064
Why HotS and not LotV?

>>145838941
It's >fun.

But I think the real reason is that when you're in a dota/lol game, and you're losing and your team are insufferable morons you've got to sit for 40 minutes of misery or cop the abandon.

In OW even if you get shit on, it's 10 minutes tops. Your team dying and being shit doesn't make teh enemy stronger and I feel I can have a much larger impact in OW than dota. You can switch heroes and do what needs to be done.

Also, OW's scoring system is genius, no matter what you're actually doing it feels like you're raping everyone.

>>145839194
>>145839148
>>145839141
Why is dota not played much in korea? Is ´´koreans are the best gamers in the world´´ just a meme?

>>145838941
>korea
>world

>>145839194
this desu

even if you get raped you can just change to a fun hero like tracer, ignore the objective and dunk shitters for laughs.

>>145839314
LoL was too big, everyone into Mobas played LoL. But with SEA's recent rise, we'll see more korean teams make the switch.

>>145839194
Even if you loose in overwatch an individual can still excel, or just have a decent time. Dota is so heavily team dependent that one fuckup player can drag the whole team down to the point where they spend half the endgame dead and get crazy outfarmed.

In other words, you can sort of 'carry' an overwatch team. You cannot carry people throwing beyond control in dota. That's what makes dota both the best game, and the most uncontrollably rage inducing game.

>>145839314
dota takes time to invest

they want the easily digested casual shit
proven by how the population prey to K-pop

basically
>pop culture is shit

>tfw people don't (You) my bait
am i losing my touch?

>>145839476
but then why is Overwatch more popular than LeL now?

>>145839537
because overwatch is overshill?

whatver the shit thats being broadcasted onto the korean television is what get the kids to switch

>>145839537
Because lel deleted soloque and solo ranked. you can only queue in parties or something like that

The poster a few posts up almost got me, but I'm keeping all my (You's) for my waifu.

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>>145840072
wait what

how

>>145840072
I think you can q solo, but you get matched with parties.

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Am I the only one worried by the lack of progress on this new challenge?

>>145840072
They didnt, its similar to dota in a way, only thing is that solo and party ranked give the rank towards the same thing, theres no party and solo mmr like in dota and you dont get matched with solo's sometimes just like in dota, that its 5v5 all solo, theres always one or two premades in both teams

Literally lost a game from start because thinker started whining that he needed a mid ward when they had no gankers at all, since he had no mid ward he started feeding storm spirit from min 1.
Anime avatar ofc.
If i was on a lan or i knew who he was i would disfigure him, i swear.

>>145828529
>reddit
Kill yourself.
Enjoy your ban.

>>145840194
don't worry in a week if we haven't made enough progress valve will throw out some shitty clicking thing

The reason its slow is because 80% of people still forget scan exists and 50% of the ones who remember it does only use it to scan rosh pit which doesnt work

>>145840314
To add on top of it he's a fucking muslim named mohammed in the razer zone group.
Fuck this game, i will pay 40€ if it gives me region lock and avoid to play with russian or muslim subhumans.

>>145840265
to clarify this
solo mmr + party mmr= one thing

which basically means its gone

fuck off riot shill, whatever the fuck you are defending

>>145840558
muslims are the best dota players, you're the subhuman here anon

How to make weaver a viable hero in 6.89:

>Geminate Attack cooldown from 6/5/4/2 to 6/4/2/0

how did 322 beat liquid and fnatic?

>>145840641
Im not defending anything, just clarifying things

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>>145840409
>warn team they're offmap
>no reactions
>tell them who I think they'er going to gank
>no reactions
>scan the jungle next to that teammate
>it goes red
>no reactions
>wtf no wards gg shit team

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How do I fuck my waifu Spectre, /d2g/?

She doesn't have any apparant genitalia. Do I just like ask her to go down on me? What if she asks me to return the favor? Where do I put my tongue?!

>>145840683
Hello mohamed, how's life in iran/uk/germany/sweden?

>>145840686
What if germinate attack had a 5 second cooldown for all levels but came in charges and each charge gave 1 additional attack and you got 1/2/3/4 charges?

>>145840683
>techies
>max W
great muslim players

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>>145840764

>posting ugly fat spectre instead of actual RIPPED spectre

Be gone with your headcanon.

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What if you play bloodseeker as a pseudo-lycan?
He has +40% damage against towers and he can run away fast.

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>>145840928
>transdimensional energy taking corporeal form
>being ripped or fat

you niggers are retarded.
traxex best grill.

>>145840314
>>145840558
dude I had a tinker with an anime avatar who had 4500 mmr, but started yelling on mic "HAHAHAH FIRST TIME TINKER HAHAHA" and took the bounty rune from our mid alchemist then started fighting him for mid, then went offlane to die 3 times.

All game he spammed mic, fed like 0 - 15 - 10, and btw his average gpm on his profile is 250.

We fucking won, this piece of shit gets a win, because I carried hard enough

How come I don't get carried like this when I have 0 - 15 and 200 gpm?

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Today is International Sushi day.

Be sure to enjoy some sushi while playing dota today.

>>145841048
Who gives a shit about your blog? Are you a muslimg trying to tell us how good and peaceful you are? Just fuck off holy shit.

>>145840974
Cant farm as fast, cant splitpush as fast

>>145840974
who's going to damage the enemies for you to run away fast?

>>145841147
Necronomicon.
>>145841136
Battlefury.

>>145841114
are you literally braindead?

>>145841048
>average GPM is ~510
>average XPM is ~570

>stuck at 1250 MMR forever.

Pretty sure avg GPM doesn't mean shit son.

>>145841210
this is such a horrible idea

"battlefury"

lol, go fucking do it

>>145841320
there's a diffrence between "I suck and my gpm is still ok" to "gpm doesnt mean shit"

no one who is good will have 250 average gpm, this isnt possible

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>tfw 4.7k mmr

it's happening friends

>>145840974
anybody can push hard. Thing is heroes like naga and lycan can push two lanes at once

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>>145840370

What's the matter, dudester?

Are you perhaps feeling a bit anal ravaged?

Chillax, man.

>>145841441
dedicated position 5 player.

>>145841741
Their gpm isn't that low

and that tinker wasn't a "dedicated position 5 player"

>>145841741
Even they should get above that, especially in the trench. There's always opportunities to farm here and there, and if you are in teamfights you should be getting gold just for existing.

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>yfw you realize oracle is a dominant mid hero

>>145841841

Lesnarposter is that you?

>>145841679
don't forget alch, though his gimmick is the other way around using that retarded manta/octarine stuff because chemical rage is so fucking stupid broken, and greed works with illusions.

>>145841883
That's clearly not Brock Lesnar, dude.

>Play 6 games today
>Every single game AM and PA are banned.

TRENCH SHITTERS PLEASE

REEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME DUNK YOU WITH MY ABILITY TO CLICK CREEPS BETTER THAN YOU

>essence shift steal ends when slark dies
>wards no longer deactive regen on ult
>slark night time vision to 800

There, fixed slark 5ever.

>>145842015
get fucked

Why does every good/decent play in pro games get treated like it's HOLY SHIT WHAT AN AMAZING PERFECT SHOCKING PLAY THIS IS "THE PLAY" OF THE MILLENIUM WHAT A PLAYER WHAT A GUY with youtube videos made about it with dramatic music?

>>145841943

That is not what I am saying. I was thinking Lesnarposter uses Lesnar for terroblade and other wrestlers for other heroes

>>145842160
>I was thinking Lesnarposter uses Lesnar for terroblade and other wrestlers for other heroes

This is legit autism right here.

>>145842154

You say that as if there hasn't been "amazing PLAYS" videos with Linkin Park soundtracks over them since 2002.

>>145842239
I mean casters and comments everywhere always treat it like it's fucking AMAZING when someone does a good play, like everyone is 1k mmr shocked that you can click buttons a bit fast

>>145842280

Oh, that is because most of the "casters" are mostly clueless retards that might actually be worse than the average gulagite.

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>>145838941
>people that eat dogs should be considered at all related to video games.

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Praise me senpai!

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>>145842440

Fuck off, cuck.

>>145842440
what part is supposed to be impressive?

>>145839314
Koreans aren't that good at videogames. They only win so much in videogames they don't have competition in.

>SCII
>wasn't taken seriously as in esport in the west
>taken very seriuosly in Korea
>Korea master race

>LoL
>Riot has shit international competition
>Korea overtakes everything

So yeah, it's a meme

Can slark outfarm AM?

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>>145842280
>>145842154
>hur dur why are casters doing their job
>why they hyping a casual play for a casual league2.0 huhu :(
>why won't they cater to my super advanced autism xd

>>145842096
but your mum is busy tonight????

>>145842619
It will be really close in a regular game, but if we have a hypothetical game that goes on infinitely, AM will come out on top.

>>145842536
Not buying dagon 5 :^)

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>Zai on Support
>Fear on Carry
is there any chance that NA doesn't become the first region to win back to back TI?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4omxfi/i_just_got_the_jackpot_24000_for_linas_fireballs/

Dotards? Has anyone cracked this shit yet?

>>145841841
I have 10% win rate on him. Won my only match as mid with Dagon rush. Cuck life won't make your team less retarded.

>>145842154
Lots of people trying to get youtube jew gold

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>>145842830
They're gonna get meme'd on in the open qualifiers

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>Zai only joined SingSing for 2 games
J U S T

>>145842861
cracked what

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>Want to climb MMR by playing carry mid
>If I don't fucking instalock that shit as my first pick and open myself up to 4 counterpicks then someone else takes it from me and proceeds to feed/itemize improperly

How the fuck do boosters convince people to let them last pick carries/mids? Do I need to lie about my MMR and say I have some 6k or 7k alt or some bullshit.

>>145842861
you realize the result is determined the minute you hit the button

>>145843013
brood

>>145843013
The 3DPD.

anyone have pics from the commerzbank arena yet

>>145843023
you put your hero icon on mid
mute everyone
and go mid

if you are not trash you'll climb easily

>>145843013
what does it mean if I didnt get any reaction down there out of this?

>>145843158
Which mid hero is the best for climbing?

>>145843158
That's the thing though, any mid I pick if I pick it right away is open to four fucking counterpicks.

If they all choose to counterpick me because I have a strong hero (and this has happened before) then there's not much I can fucking do, as nobody else is capable of stepping up and carrying despite their lack of direct counters. I'm basically fucking myself if I pick it first.

>>145843224
whatever your good at

its more of a playstyle

in low mmrs you basiclly just ignore your team, farm, and then farm the enemy retards then end the game

>>145843282
>counter pick invoker
Literally how?

>>145843282
it doesn't matter if people "counter" pick you

9/10 you don't even understand if a hero counters you and neither do they

very few hard counters in this game and they become even less in low MMR

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Which hero would be a rapist in real life?

>>145843381
kotl

>>145843358
Silencer, Nyx, Void, Lifestealer, even shit like Lion, and Naga to a degree. If played well.

>>145843360
This is fucking 4k MMR, it's entirely possible to get shut down by 3 competent counterpicks.

>>145843148
a-anyone

>>145843191
It means youre a girl?

Why would you even not get a boner if not otherwise

>>145843381
sniper would throw shit in your drink and peep you while you're passed out

ho ho ha ha

>>145843518
>got shut down as invoker
You belong there.

>>145843518
4k is trash

maybe you belong there

like do you except the enemy to pick zero stuns, zero aoe dmg so you can pick meepo and steam roll them? counters are a park of a game and a good player is able to play around them

>there are russians in this thread right now

What ever happened to that system shock shodan announcer pack?
It looked so good.

>>145843740
[–]pripyat_beast 1 point 2 months ago
We have the first 350 lines recorded, it's just been taking WAYYY longer than expected. We are still working on it though :)

>>145843740
can you put it in a chest so people can gamble on it without it seeming out of place?

didn't think so, into the pile it goes, gotta figure out how to jew people with it

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>>145843797
I remember when they thought they were going to get it out for TI5
It's still going to be sick when they drop it on the market.

esports is on

>>145843854
>It's still going to be sick when they drop it on the market.
>shilling on d2g for your own anouncers

you dont have to stoop this low

>Redeye
>Manlet
>Grandpa
>LoLfag
What a panel

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Alright, ESPORT shit is finally on.

Reminder that you shitlords are posting in MY thread.

So I'll have none of your fucking 2k MMR blog shit here.

If you even consider posting about blog shit, just fucking kill yourselves already. Nobody gives a shit about why you keep losing at DOTA, you fucking loser trash shit.

All posts from here on in must be either DOTA or Anime related.

I'll have none of the rest. So now, enjoy ESPORTS in this thread all THANKS TO ME, shitfucks.

>>145843854
>>145843928
I'll buy it day one regardless of shilling.

>>145843717
And mohammeds.

>>145844089
I'm gonna wipe that smug look off of your face with my dick

>>145844089
I don't give a shit you anime posting fuccboi.

You'll listen to my 2k blogs, and you'll fucking like it.

>Be me
>be 2k
>be posting this thread
>get killed because I was alt tabbed
FUCKING GABE

>>145844089
trump 2016

>>145844089
shut up degenerate greasy manchild

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>>145844158

GAAAAYYYYYYYYY..........

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>TI6 QUALIFIER *TALENT LIST*
>There is no talent
?

>>145844089
>pick phantom assassin
>enemy has lifestealer
>blink on his rage
>crit his little skeleton asshole
>rinse & repeat

nice game :D

>>145844189
What's your point? Trump supports Anime.

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I know you two are here

>losers bracket advantage

What the fuck is Nahaz even saying?

>>145844089

Animeposting is a Reddit meme.

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>>145844158
>>145844171
>>145844189
>>145844191
>>145844263
>>145844330

Easy fuckin' (You)'s.

Awwww shieeeeeeet.

>>145844308
people misspeak, it happens. it's not the same as seriously thinking your statement is correct.

>miracle is GOAT meme

maybe if they win TI and then continue to perform like this for another year. otherwise it's hard to separate him from his team's ability to support him.

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>>145844372

I you you, you you me. It's a circlejerk. I'm sure you're familiar.

>NA getting cucked by Euros (DC & Col)
lmao, can't make this up

>>145844372
I got two you's from that post, can you guess which 2 posts are me?

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>145844493

I'm not going to (You) you, you fucking cuck.

Stay a loser forever.

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>>145844495
>cuCOLds
>cucking anyone

>>145844479
Yeah it's funny how people are like "holy shit m god how can you have so much gpm"

meanwhile he's just freefarming because of his team

>>145844532
That's easy, you're >>145844158 and >>145844263

>>145844301
that trash itembuild, tell me they lost

>Open ESL stream
>It's Redeye
Fuck's sake.

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>>145844692
>i hate redeye

is fata going to play for liquid or is he sitll ill?

>>145844479
>>145844612
if i didn't know better, i'd say OG was winning because of a strong team performance along with strong individual performances

>>145833130
turn him into a girl

>>145844723
Not that guy, but I'm kind of tired of seeing him already.

Does DOTA have no other good Panel Hosts or some shit?

>>145844796
there was this one guy who got fired

>>145844796
Apart from the ass, it's Sheever or Kotlguy.

VG or CDEC?

>>145844675
>trash item build
It looks trash but it isn't if he does the double echo sabre thing

>120 mana burn damage
>195 pure damage
>3 divine rapier hits
That's like 1200 damage in half a second

>>145844862
>it's Sheever or Kotlguy.

Fuck that shit.

Whatever happened to that Chobra chink dude anyway?

>>145844796
I mean, maybe kotlguy, but he's like a shitty james

pretty much no

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Miracle is honeypot.
Every mid or carry ever has been a honeypot.

Real reason is usually in DELICATE and ACCURATE shotcalling and supports. ALWAYS.

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>>145843013
going to need sauce on this familia

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>they don't build rapiers on dusa

>>145844914
Working for Blizzard mostly.

>>145844914
>>145844796
hi tiago
why no reaction images?

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>>145844796
James but hes in heaven right now.

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>>145844675
>>145844896
>>145845014

HEY, NO BLOG SHIT, YOU SHIT EATING SHITLORDS.

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Get rid of shitposts with this one trick shitposters don't want you to know!
http://pastebin.com/hpD72ABp

Secret confirmed NA

>>145845039
I didn't felt like posting any.

Why?

>>145845097
Someone actually made a pastebin just because of me?

Whoa...

STREAM FUCKING WHERE

ESL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT JEW KIEKESSSSSS

>>145845014
>manta
LITERALLY
WHY?
you are gaining nothing but fucking stats with that, the active is useless in that game and costs you more mana than you get from the entire item in one use
like just get a fucking skadi or a linkens

>>145845139
WOW somebody actaully PRESSED THEIR KEYS ON THEIR KEYBOARDS AND MADE SOMETHING ON THEIR COMPUTER BECAUES OF ME
MY GOD
THE EFFORT! IM A FUCKING SUPERSTAR WHOA

>>145844641
wrong

awoo test

>>145845097
Does this filer your image as well?

Can mushi go fuck off somewhere already? he's behind his time, and his drafting is so stupid

>>145845195
heheheh

Well just so you know, dude-ster.

You can't really filter me no matter how much you really try.

hehehehe

Stay shit forever.

>>145844846
you mean the one who said "cunt" a lot as a substitute for following dota? haha, ebin xD

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>>145845097
>filtering
Hello red-it.

>>145845175
>he doesn't body block with mantas

>>145845014
>zero base dmg, nothing to dispel, lets build manta
>also grats on getting carried by pudge

Who is that guy next to redeye?

>>145845175
>you are gaining nothing but fucking stats with that

illusions get split shot

manta isn't a great first item but it does have synergy

>>145845097
i dont even understand half of these filters

>post steam
>adelaide
>nth for

like what

>>145845014
>sf on enemy team

wow, you got a free game, well played!

I can literally build rapiers on crystal maide and win if sf is the enemy mid

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>>145845056
I miss him so much, lad.

SNY is better than Manta on Dusa.

She needs intial tank more than the shitty disjoint usually

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Hey!

who the fuck is this brownie???

>be bane
>my carry locks drow into brood
>goes 0 - 5, i have to save him from feeding fb
>tinker 250 gpm
>lone druid afk farmed until we lost
>was at one point 500 gold from radiance but he STOPPED FARMING once our high ground was being pushed

what the fuck did i do to deserve these retards

>>145845554
wheres the nose ring anon

>>145845610
>ME GOOD
>TEAM BAD
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>145845530
just build the skadi at that point

>>145845671
Skadi rush is pretty hard to do, Yasha improves your farm speed a bit.

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MANILA MASSACRE

>>145845456
wow, your two shitty no damage no hp no mana shield illusions get -25% split shot 0 rapier damage shots? what value!

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>>145845504
Yeah, he picked after me, so I couldn't go for clock mid

>me with the Vlads mask on the left.

>>145845605
that's the greatest thrower of all time bamboe, master of the game losing play

Its over

Fatard still has a horrible fever

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Which champ is this? ???

Honeypot LAN

>>145845665
i didnt claim i consistently outclass people at my mmr, but there are some games that you just cant win

>>145842052
>>essence shift steal ends when slark dies

it already does you monggoloid, stop giving opinions when you dont even know jackshit about the hero

>>145845805
shadow demon?

>>145845706
no it's not, you farm fast as fuck and get kills pretty easily. it's pretty common to get it around 20 minutes even after getting like a maelstrom or drums 1st.

>>145845805
isn't that Traxex, the Drow Ranger?

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>tfw you captain a bunch of pub players down 2 sets of rax and win