>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>CURRENT TOURNAMENT
stream: https://www.twitch tv/esl_dota2
liquipedia: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/ESL_One/Frankfurt/2016
dotabuff: http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4554
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE
>>145763251
Jonathan Berg @LodaBerg 5m5 minutes ago
So fucking hard to pull urself up after a day like this.
Jonathan Berg @LodaBerg 5m5 minutes ago
So fucking hard to pull urself up after a day like this.
Reminder that the level of DOTA 2 has gone down through simplification and it allows trash like notail to be in a number 1 team of the scene
betting is for degenerates
>nolans plays alch
>nolans cant outfarm the juggernaut
>nolans cant outfarm the lc
how is he in a pro team
REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.02
BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a melee str hero
--------------------
Str - 22 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 19 + 2.0
Base Armor - 5
Base Dmg - 31 - 41
BAT - 1.9
Base MS - 290
Turn Rate - 0.9
--------------------
Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self
Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds.
Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd
W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (250 cast range)
Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/40/60/80
hp per second (can be cast even if stunned).
- 20/25/30/35 mana/s 22 cd
E - Ask Purge for help - No Target
Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd
Purge - 550/675/800/1025 HP - 2 armor, 280 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs
R - Open Eyes - Target Area
Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals
450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period
will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd
**Aghs Upgrade** - Makes Open Eyes Channeled - after dealing the intial burst of dmg the ability continues to channel dealing
50/100/150 pure dmg per second. Blitz cannot move during this time, and if the ult is cancelled prematurely during the channel period
this secondary effect still fires - 100mana/s
I like watching Jerax and Crit play ES but you just know that nerfs are coming, hopefully not before TI
Why is CM being picked somewhat often now?
what a fucking tlit
>buy tome
>dont immediately use it
why would you do that, waiting with it doesnt make it give more exp
>>145787702
only fly and peter pick it newfag
>>145787702
>CM and Lina will never compete over your mountain dew
Remember when s4 had the option of joining Secret after the TI5 reshuffle and he chose Alliance instead? How much do you think he regrets that?
RUSSIAN
STREAMERS
BTFO
https://blog.twitch tv/on-artificial-viewers-followers-and-chat-activity-317906f1c7ea#.i66wih4ws
Chessie is single-handedly ruining the game for Complexity.
When are they kicking him?
>NA Dota
how mad will NAcucks be when Secret (nowadays NA) and EG fail to qualify to TI6?
>a-atleast we have Col
nope, they are EU
What a SAD year for NA
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE watching Alliance lose. But something about it is always unsatisfying.
I think it's about just how pathetic Loda is. I've always had this hunch: no matter how bad Alliance lose, no matter how hard they are crushed, or how badly Loda is humiliated in game; I just know that somehow he is enjoying it.
Maybe not during the actual game. But whereas a normal player would hate to lose entirely, Loda is different. When Ferrari crushes Loda I just KNOW that later Kelly and Loda are going to go out to some random club, and Kelly will go out on the dance floor while Loda is sitting at the bar watching. And Kelly will dance with every single man; letting them touch her, letting them kiss her. But she will push them all away eventually, because she is looking for something specific. And Kelly will find the most ugly short chinese man she can, seduce him with the promise of easy sex. And she will bring him home with Loda in tow. And Loda is going to watch her get fucked by that random man; all while Kelly is screaming "Ferrari is raping me Loda! Do something!" but Loda has been handcuffed, and even if he was not he's too beta to do something anyway.
This Chinese guy understands NOTHING about what is going on, and just wants to have a sad fuck and leave because the chained up bald crying guy is making him very uncomfortable and makes this an overall regrettable experience, but he's in to far now.
So he just pounds on Kelly. A look of general disgust on his face. He's just using her to get it over with. Some random guy is just using her, and its making Loda's tiny cock pitch the worlds smallest circus tent in his Monster Energy(tm) boxers.
When the random guy is about to cum Kelly quickly flips out of doggy position and takes him in her mouth. She holds his load on her tongue and goes to show Loda. She holds her tongue out wide and shows him before swallowing. she kisses Loda. Meanwhile, the Chinese man has let himself out.
>>145787845
>ywn icyhotfootjob
kill me
>armlet lc
Legion Commander on his way to 3 shotting Alchemist and Juggernaut
>>145787884
That's quite a bit of text to say you've accomplish nothing
>>145787668
>no Doom
>cuckplexity
Holy shit col is so bad
>CoL
>I guess not
>>145787494
the only times backstabby has looked good are when he played meepo back in the day or when he was getting carried on secret.
>>145787668
10/10
heroes you love that shitters love too
>>145787409
>>CURRENT TOURNAMENT
why don't we just have a 'competitive' section instead?
>lc DOESN'T ATACK THE JUGGERNAUT IN BLADEFURY
I'm a healslut. An absolute whore for big green numbers. Which hero do I play for the most satisfying greenplus experience?
>>145787997
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>145788668
Youre afucking useless sack of shit and you need to be punished by my strong hand and will
>>145788668
Unfortunately all of the healers I can think of are male heroes.You can still be a manaslut with CM.
>Legion Commander running from SPINNING FUCKING JUGGERNAUT instead of right clicking Juggernaut for FREE HP REGEN
?!?!?!!?!?
!?!?!?!?!?!
!?!?!? WHAT HIS THSIT SAUFSACSAUCA
FUCK WHAT SHIT
Can someone explain why complexity keep focusing the no dmg full tank build alchemist instead of the Juggernaut main damage dealer hero?
>>145788808
>>145788668
>LC
>Ench
>WW
>>145788668
WINTER
WAIFURN
>focus the not-tank hero
>win fight
ITS THAT FUCKIGN SIMPLE
>>145788813
people tilt vs OG its like alliance 2013
Maybe they're so good their opponents always look like shit
EUROPE IN FLAMES
Based God exist and LC is gonna win
THAT WAS NICE
DAT LOTUS ORB
>>145789036
swindleking not fucking up for once
>Losing to CoL
JUST
BAN
A
N
PHOENIX
IT'S THAT EASY!
>>145789012
kek I remember so many ridiculous tilts from teams vs. 2013 Alliance, never seen anything like that. Just retarded mistakes everywhere, in the simplest of things.
Hilarious times
>>145788668
In seriousness Oracle is the best healer in the game. Ahgs is just turbo gravy.
>Carry survives fight I wasn't at
>False promise him, throw some heals, he's at full HP in 9 seconds ready to take tower
>>145789126
>losing
>miracle still has 14k gold lead on the most farmed enemy core
?
But yeah banning phoenix makes them weaker
WHAT DOTA IS ACTUALLY ABOUT:
>DAMAGING ENEMY HEROES PREMATURELY SO THEY CAN'T BLINK-INITIATE
>People still try to shit talk a 2 time major winner.
EVERY FUCKING TIME :^)
THIS GUY IS FUCKING SUPERMODELS AND WINNING LANS
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW
how is that even possible?
>>145789408
He gave him aghs
>>145789264
How great life must be for the Kobold Taskmaster
>*WHIP*
>FASTER YOU KOBOLDS, STAND HERE FASTER
>Whips smaller kobolds
>Drinks some wine
FASTER
>Those Moon pings
lmao
europe still in flames
>not hitting the healing ward
When will they learn?
>le lets suicide for rampage EPIN XD--DDDD
X-DDDDD
>>145789324
all on the back of cr1t, fly and miracle (especially miracle)
Any other pro playing Alch and OG would have won this in 20 minutes
>Earth spirit nerfed day and night every single time
>And yet he's STILL OVERPOWERED
HOW DO YOU BALANCE THIS HERO?
REEEEEE
SOMEBODY BREAK MIRACLE'S FUCKING HANDS
IF BIG FAGGOT NOBRAINS WINS ANOTHER LAN IM LITERALLY GONNA KILL MYSELF
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145789324
>noLanshitters thinking he had any impact on the outcome of the games
kek to be honest
>>145789635
>>145789357
Oh anon tell me all about it.
These two fucking french shits fed all game and neglected to buy wards. Despite contributing nothing to any lane the Sand King achieved a 20 minute blink dagger. Jakiro maxed Liquid Fire instead of Breath Fire vs an Axe offlane, and Axe easily tanked and ate every fucking creepwave that came near to him. because he doesn't give a fucking shit about Liquid Fire. Jakiro ended the game with only 1k tower damage.
I almost regret carrying them to fucking victory.
>trying to win against a major champion
lmao cuckplexity
lmao healing ward micro
>>145789597
>>145789635
>>145789716
people who post this shit really have no idea how og works as a team
O V E R 9 0 0 0 MEEE MEEE AAAR
NINE
THOUSAND
MATCHMAKING
POINTS+best girl
Literally WHY are shitters like n0brains and moon allowed to play with this god miracle??
>>145789689
Don't worry, the great chink colluding menace are all working around the clock watching OG replays and sending each other information on how to beat OG.
I'll let you know on what their combined brainpower has come up with: Ban Phoenix.
IS FLY GOD OR WHAT
hahaha swindle getting absolutely embarassed and exposed right now
>coL
Bow to your god shitters.
>>145789889
>miracle, fly and cr1t plus two
basically
>>145789889
look at that, nolans played like shit again but hey it's okay because he's a team player XDD
>>145789324
OG could've put a literal wood log in n0farm's place and achieve the same results. Fuck off to le_bit with your shitdaddy
>shitting on 2 time winner
Can you purge the disarm but not the MR on your ally if you fate's edict them?
SWINDLE WITH BIG ASS SWORD OVERCOMPENSATING
>surviving that fight as a CM
that's actually insane
I wish I was anywhere near as good
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO COMPETE AGAINST THIS?
>WHEN YOU HAVE JUST AS MANY KILLS AS THEIR WHOLE TEAM COMBINED
>NADota
>>145789972
swindle played fine this game, its lycan that did nothing
oracle dark seer and lc kept the game going for as long as it did
>>145790032
>nolans played like shit again
how did he play like shit. did you watch the game?
>>145790070
>n0farm
he had the second highest average gpm of the major
miracle is easily the best individual dota player in history, and I don't even like OG
why does miracle keep calling 'gege'
is he mocking the word gg because he is far above them?
>>145790165
The real difference maker is Crit and Miracle- threatening to go on anyone who as chasing Fly. They all looked out for each other, that's why they survived. Whereas pubs are usually lmao die in my place pls
How does this guy manage no never be top farm even on a hero that is meant to be #1 net worth?
What if OG replaced n0lans with an actual good player? They would win TI6 (AKA the only LAN that matters) for sure.
>19.7 FANTASY POINTS
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Our Guys doing it again!!!
>people still hating on my boy Johan
baka senpai when will you nerds learn
fly and miracle are so good D:
>gege
WHAT DOES HE MEME BY THIS
IS IT CHINESE?
IS IT SHORTHAND FOR SOMETHING?
>get gelated
>>145790294
>>145790240
HE'S TRYING TO BE FUNNY NERDS
Was impressed by nolan, solid play!
How long until people realize bloodseeker support is OP?
>>145790176
>he goes 4v1 against a pro team just like his pub matches
Good fucking god who can stop this man
>>145790176
ward his jungle
Look at all these jealous kids, Fucking embarrassing.
This shit whole treats Envy like a god when he dropped Nichijou and only won 1 major.
N0tail gets treated like trash despite winning two.
Fuck YOU DEE TWO GEE.
>>145790378
hes shit at jokes
>>145790294
oh god, it's that china spammer from TI4
>>145790240
>>145790294
Its usually how slavs pronounce gg in a humerous meaning
miracle's back must ache from constantly having to carry 4 players that he is clearly far better than
Why is the thread is full of reddit when OG are playing?
>>145789643
reduce range on push and pull, reduce duration of the stun and silence, and make his statues refill slower
>>145790265
He isnt going a farm oriented build you shitter, did you even watch the game? He even gave miracle an aghs before he was 6 slotted
Holy shit, could it be possible lads? could Miracle be even better than Arterzy??!
dota needs region lock
>>145790294
it means you can never be my level hoe
Dont talk to me or my wifes son ever again
>>145790428
>shit whole
Based ESL anon givin' h0neylans love
IS THERE A META IN WHICH MIRACLE WOULD NOT DOMINATE?
HE CAN EARLY GAME FIGHT
HE CAN SPLIT PUSH
HE CAN RICE
HE CAN MIDGAME PEAK
HE CAN LATE GAME DECISION MAKE
HE CAN PLAY STR CARRIES
HE CAN PLAY INT CORES
HE CAN PLAY AGI CARRIES
Just what is his weakness dotards?
>>145790428
>shit whole
mobileposters fucking leave
GEGE EZ
GET GELATED EXTRA ZEALOUS
>>145790428
>dropping a mediocre, episodic slice of life anime
Is this supposed to make him look bad or anything
>>145789396
when did OGN host a HoN tournament?
Col getting fucking dumpstered to be quite honest.
They lost way too many fights where they held an advantage.
>>145790593
Do not post lewd awoo!
>>145790589
he is human he made mistakes
>>145790542
>Won 2 majors
>Still questioning if he's better than rtz
>>145790589
He's unable to micro all 5 heroes through the shared control feature.
That's about it really.
Cap+Merlini is pretty comfy
>>145790596
you wouldn't understand since you have shit taste tard
HOLY SHIT INDEPENDENCE DAY
>>145790428
1. EE is the worst player on his team, no one except reddit contests this.
2. n0gpm is a bad carry player but a good support player, anyone with a brain could see this. That is why he gets flamed.
3. winning two majors isn't even worth 1 TI, TI is by far the biggest event, we will have to see who wins TI6 to see who the best team is.
4. Barely winning against CoL isn't an accomplishment. This is the team that had a player that literally cried after beating an EG team with fucking BULBA in it.
>>145790568
This image will never stop being funny to me for some reason.
THE KING IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ezpJEK9CU
THE KING IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ezpJEK9CU
THE KING IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ezpJEK9CU
THE KING IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ezpJEK9CU
THE KING IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ezpJEK9CU
How do you think n0lans feels every LAN? Getting carried to all of your achievements must be psychologically taxing on the long run.
>>145790903
>3. winning two majors isn't even worth 1 TI
L O L.
>>145790968
FUCK YES
the animeshitters and ppdshitters have gotten so btfo that all they have left to do is hating on our guy johan
why is there so much japanese cartoon stuff in this thread lol
>>145790816
>>145790903
>This is the team that had a player that literally cried after beating an EG team with fucking BULBA in it.
Swindle I guess?
Got a webm?
>>145790903
>This is the team that had a player that literally cried after beating an EG team with fucking BULBA in it.
kek
Miracle will choke at TI.
Liquid or Newbee MUST win.
>>145790968
>>145791027
>>>/reddit/
And never, ever, ever come back.
>>145791046
We're all Japanese here, baka.
>>145790903
>>145790968
what the fuck is this
>>145791123
>not liking CLQ
fuck off back to plebbit amigo
>fly let LS through
>>145791159
no
japanese only play fighting games and fucking games
>>145790826
lmao sure kid, keep watching your "lel so random XDD"-slice of life shit. I'll stick to actually good anime, thanks.
>>145791108
>Kuro
>not choking on the finals
LOL DONT BAN PHOENIX EVEN THOUGH WE LOST 2 GAMES ALREADY TO HIM XDDDD
Apparently winning two majors is worthless according to d2g.
Only TI counts said no one ever.
>>145790903
past like a million dollars prize money has little to no effect on how well a team plays. there might not be as much prestige, but purely in terms of game-play, you're seeing the best the world has to offer at every major.
>>145791296
>implying our guy fitkike doesn't know EXACTLY what he's doing
>>145790976
He is need in OG, Like aui was need to EG in TI5.
So what teams will NA actually even have at TI6?
>EG
>Secret
both will not even qualify
>Col
not NA (3 EU players)
>DC
not NA (only 1 American)
uhh..?? I'm so sorry NAfampais, but you brought it upon yourselves
>>145791332
more like
>Don't draft teamfight
>Despite we lost the moment we got behind with the 4 right clicker strat
>>145791287
>liking a literal 14 year old cursing and flaming just like your average retarded underage gaymer
I guess it's understandeable since you're some meme loving teenager. Man, you'll be so embarrassed when you grow up, being such a faggot is not cool
>replace n0lans with Mason
There, OG is now a TI-worthy team
>>145791549
NA get TI once. It is enough for them.
>>145791605
>Not enjoying banter and 7 layers of irony
under 4k trash detected
>>145791646
>replace anyone from well working team
NA logic. Let get best players and let them win. See Secret for results.
>>145791360
Gameplay? Yes.
Strategies? No.
Teams think and play differently at TI.
An example is the Chinese teams, which help out the remaining chinese teams with tactics and stategies when they get knocked out of TI.
If you hate CLQ or Thorin you should just go back
>unironically picking undying
>They picked her again
Based
>that's what she said
DEE TOO GAY
>>145791867
But Loda is our guy, thus Richard Lewis' buddies can not be our guys.
>>145791340
Dota is a team game.
Just like in football (proper football, not handegg) there are star players (miracle, cr1t), decent playmakers (moon), captains commanding on the backlines (fly) and deadweight retards that are there just because no one else could fill that position (n0lans).
Getting carried to LAN wins is no achievement, and we have yet to see n0lans actually making an impact to turn a game otherwise lost.
Sorry to shit on your platonic homosexual romance, I'm sure he's a good person, very charismatic and fun to be around, but there's no denying that he is absolute shit at dota and doesn't deserve half the success he currently enjoys.
>>145790968
>king is back
>he uploads this instead of his BSJ slark stomp
I was watching BSJ's stream and was literally thinking 'I'm pretty sure that pudge is CLQ'.
New CLQ is just too "nice" to upload something involving BSJ getting dumpstered.
>Get home
>Esports are still going on
YES
>>145791867
neo-/d2g/ is full of safespace animeshitters
>>145791867
>boorin doing reddit AMA's
>"our" guy
your logic is weird
>>145792014
That would be harassment, anon. Can't do that in the Web 3.0 Safe Space Edition
>>145790589
OG can only be beaten when they make severe draft/laning mistakes.
Like their first game vs Liquid at Manila finals.
>>145791867
what if you have no strong opinions about either
Why won't Captcha work on FIREFOX, I need to use fucking EDGE to post here
>>145792197
>doesn't have a good goy pass
>>145791995
EE is also a good example of a player that gets carried to lan wins.
>>145791742
>It's eye roh niee!!!
That's some "just a prank bro xD" shit right there.
Sorry little guy, I'm not into retarded kids cursing. I finished middle school a long time ago.
Just about every international LAN that's not in an obvious shit spot - like just before Major or TI - is safe to assume to involve top gameplay and highest quality dota teams can offer.
'Saving strats' is a complete dog crap meme as tournaments generate their own meta (usually)
>>145791995
if we're using sports analogies, n0tail would be a roleplayer. i mean, we literally just watched a game where, as an alch, he fed an aghs to two other people before he was himself six slotted.
my dota won't open... just goes into top left of main monitor and says "dota 2" but there's no picture.. anyone got any ideas?
>be Miracle
>Trilane mid everygame for him
>redditors think hes good
?
literally no honor
>Pick Invoker
>Win chance goes through the roof
Doturds?
>>145792173
og gets beaten the moment Miracle isn't enough to carry the game
its like C9 but less throwy
on equal terms they just lose
>picing undying in 6.88
what is col thinking
Holy shit TB has so much armor now
>miracle fb
It's completely over. Limmp is so outclassed it's not even funny and coL's safelane can't kill a solo bat rider even when he dives them.
>cr1t's godly bodyblocking
>>145792431
He is playing invoker now dumbfuck
>>145792457
on paper he should be good against str meta.
>>145791549
The farthest any European team has made it into any of the past two TI's was 5-6th if you consider C9 and VP euro (kek).
complexity is just so incredibly bad
What is this chaotic memefighting here
>>145792398
Yeah, that's because even a retard could farm with Alch, and since he can't carry himself out of a paper bag fly decided that he should just be demoted to a supporting role because investing farm in n0lans is risky to say the least.
A team player is cr1t-, a guy that turns around fights while assisting his whole team on supporting duties.
How do Secret and EG expect to get better when they skip any non-major event
So the cancer picks for TI are coming together
Earth Spirit
Death Prophet
Terrorblade
Lifestealer
Who else? Disruptor has a meh winrate.
>>145792734
who cares they gonna stomp open qualifier :^)
>>145792431
Muh honorable 50 minute ricing metas
>>145792734
What are you on about?
Why would the best teams in the world have to play at anything other than the best events?
It's just not worth their time to turn up to these honeypot lans.
Maybe you would understand if you were as fucking good as they are.
>>145792690
pre-TI heats up things, memes get flinged at everyone hoping that something sticks to receive those sweet (You)s
>>145792815
Earth spirit
Naix
TB
Phoenix
Dark seer
Alch
Slardar
BM
tinker
Timber
>it's another pl that builds aquilia into vlads
Nobody under 5k knows when to pick him or how to build/pay hiim.
>>145792431
There's only honor in victory lad.
>>145792734
>muh outdrafting/mind games
>muh best players in the world
>we are the best attitude
>we pick only heroes we like for memes
>le secret strats
gee i wonder why they don't play honeypot lans
>>145793030
He's pretty garbage these days. Simply does not farm fast enough to keep up with carries, and doesn't have the killing potential of other slow farming carries.
His illusions need to last longer considering how little damage they do, if they're meant to be any bit useful.
>>145787409
Lina is taking forever holy shit
I want my free points!
>nolans being impactful for once
thought it wont happen today
>Veil DP
Is this nigger serious
Just remove Earth Spirit from DOTA 2. I ain't even joking.
>>145793529
Ghosts are magical, duh
Why are ice heroes so objecteivley superior to all others?
>>145793531
He is fun hero to play/watch.
so does barny not stream at all anymore?
>Miracle doing miracle thing
>>145792815vanguard+diffu radiancelessnaga siren
>It's a "n0lans and Moonmierda are too heavy for Miracle" episode
>notail's team dominating the dota scene
/d2g/ on suicide watch
9000 MMR?
>>145792815
>60%
>meh
SWINDLEZ
i know og will win regardless, but splitpushing against a disruptor is such a risky strategy. it's basically asking for your 4 man to get caught out every time.
N0TAIL NEVER CONTRIBUTES RIGHT GUS, ALWAYS GETTING CARRIED DURRRRRRRRR.
>it's a "miracle dies once and the rest of the team crumbles" episode
>h0neylans throwing
Happy desu lads
Look at Notail playing like shit when he isn't AFK farming creeeps
What a complete shitter
CAN NOGPM FIX HIS FUCKING R BUTTON
HOW RETARDED CAN YOU BE
30 MIN GAME ZERO SUNDERS
SOMEONE TEACH NOLAN HOW TO PRESS R
>nolans playing anything but simple right clicker like juggernaut
>lose
>>145794205
>what is silence?
>>145794259
>there are silences with 30min duration
can you reddit apologist just leav3e
N0tail's positioning is actually 3k tier
pleb here, how does terrorblade compare to other carries late game?
>Give terroblade to miracle
>he carries despite his team feeding, #1 net worth
>Give terrorblade to n0lans
>He gets carried by miracle invoker, #2 net worth
B-b-b-b-b-b-but muh h0neylans!!!!!!
>initiate on one person in jungle
>lose your carry still
>Feel like trying aghs SF but don't want to lose MMR
>Start a bot game, alt tab while game loads
>Bots have taken my SF
>>145794420
>*sunders u*
>pssh... nothin personnel...kid
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
>>145794420
>he smash you
>if not sunders you
>then smash you
armlet rush naga, y/n?
Why doesn't Lifestealer heal from ult'ing enemy illusion?
>notail finally hits R
>they easily win a teamfight
>it's a nolans gets carried episode
>>145791046
We're all niwaka otaku here in d2reddit.
>>145794790
Naga is agility based hero, he don't get from 40 str another 40 damage.
>>145794805
they have no life to steal
thats why you know lifesteal doesnt work on illusions
>get napalm'd
>still try to do a 180
pro players
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>145794880
I mean 25*
>CM taunting
BASED
nolans did it
he got carried AGAIN
WHO'S THE FUCKING DADDY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k-JUSP1CdI
ROFL rampage denied. suck it nolans
>>145795096
not true this time he used his spells
Miracle denying nolans of his rampage, based
>>145794446
Thales?
>2nd time pressing R
>wins
finally something is right
>Stay tuned
>Next: post game analysis
ah yes i am definitely going to watch 4k shitters discuss this game
>>145795379
please watch the ads
>>145795149
Well he got carried to T W O lan wins. He sure as fuck isn't getting carried to a rampage
>>145795379
>calling merlini and cap 4k
>TEN MILLION CORRECT SCANS
Oh we are never getting this one completed before TI6 ends.
>>145795379
Umm cap is 6k and merlini is like 12k in honorary mmr.
>independence day sequel
>comes out ten days after independence day
nice job amerilards
>invoker has 10 ultimates
>tb has 2 ultimates
how are you supposed to fight a team with 15 ultimates
I would honestly kill myself if i was N0t_a_single_person_would_care_if_i_diedTail
>>145795570
I never even use that shit lmao
>>145795570
already at 2500 though
just spam it on enemy mid
>tfw I got 2.75 levels of Lina's balls.
Noice
>>145795665
>Encouraging people to waste shit like that
At least destroying effigies was something that would happen in most games regardless of winning or losing.
>>145795858
>literally two clicks
wow
Do you guys think miracle forces himself into n0lans every night and destroys his skinny fat boypussy as payment for carrying him to lan wins?
I think he does to be honest.
Power Limiters Disengaged
>Got 5 lvls out of the balls
>Get a shitty BH set from Rylai's spin
>Get the Weaver immortal
Oooh, boy.
>>145795902
It has to be SUCCESSFUL people wasting scans on visible heroes is just as dumb as people who rush shit like Bloodstone or Octarine on their support Sand King for quests.
>>145796015
half of the games scan isn't used at all anyway
>>145795959
thats a cute powerlevel PooPooDee, heh
>>145796050
>t. 3k MMR
>>145795959
You know you're just one bad day away from being me.
I am.
Punished rtc.
>>145796057
yeah nice try
>>145795959
>>145796057
See you in the open qualifiers.Have fun getting knocked out twice
>>145795959
It amazes me that ameriniggers still shitpost about their "one good team" after it placed 16th at Manilla
>>145795639
sure, I'd kill myself if I was a millionaire for only playing Dota as well.
Stop being delusional FAGGOT
>>145796339
It's hardly a fair comparison, EU qualifiers have actual dota teams in them
Lina balls stack, that means if you dont use them they carry over the other challange.
What is the reasoning behind jugg mid?
How can miracle get away with it?
>>145796494
No shit.
Did you really think they'd take them away if you didn't lose them?
esports is over, that means it's time for...
>>145796548
Since this gives you more chances on the 24 levels, i tough they dissapear if you dont used them.
>>145796192
PPD you awakened my inner demon.
I destroyed your team at the cost of my own team.
I will destroy your dream.
I am punished RTZ
>>145796523
Good BAT.
Good wave clear
Can just spin away from your stuns if he sees them coming.
Earth Spirit isn't that good at ganking him.
Can turn around ganks at level 6.
r8 my desktop guys
>>145796789
its bad
>>145796015
then just use it on fountain at the end of the game
>>145796789
7/10 good waifu choice
>>145792142
No fuck CLQ. He's bought into this nice guy bullshit.
>>145796652
it doesn't matter how many balls you have
the little bars regen every time a ball is dropped
>>145796789
It's really awful and I'd very much like it if you stopped posting it.
I don't know why people say slark is overpowered. It just seems like he's a carry that has a straightforward item and skill build that even 2k shitters know, whereas heroes like pl, pa, and jugg you have people approaching 5k that still don't know what to build or what skills to level first.
>>145796647
..sleep :3
>>145797038
sleep tight
What is the point of shadow fiend?
If you want to win lanes, razor/viper does it better.
If you want to win teamfights, invoker/puck does it better.
If you want to win lategame, storm/tinker does it better.
If you want to gank lanes, zeus/qop does it better.
What's that MGS song people keep quoting
I want to listen to it
>>145796647
anime
i love memes
>>145797285
me too
>>145796956
Yeah sorry i just read the 24 levels reward "ultra rare" is like the treasures.
>>145797162
well it use to be, the ability to quickly farm stacks and push to win with aegis. Strength core meta changes that though
COORDINATOR DOWN
IMMORTALSINCOMING
>>145797162
>storm/tinker
>better than anything
>>145797162
What if you want to win lanes while not being complete shit late game, or win lategame while also winning early teamfights
>CANNOT QUEUE FOR MATCHMAKING AT THIS TIME
where are the hats Valve?
>>145797236
niwaku
>>145797496
I remember when this was what shitters used to say Alchemist was a bad pick last patch
>>145798073
*niwaka
new hats
http://blog.dota2.com/
new hats
http://blog.dota2.com/
new hats
http://blog.dota2.com/
new hats
>>145796976
>uncounterable invisibility
>can detect wards anywhere on the map by just passing them
>self purge
yeah what a basic simple hero
>>145798249
MORPHING IMMORTAL HOLY SHIT
>>145798249
36485
>>145798181
at least alchemizt soesnt stun himself most of the time, tinker needs to stun himself in order to do anythhing other carries do comfortably
>it's a "peruvian MoM sniper takes your hotd stacks and ends the game with 800 hero damage" episode
>>145798249
ANOTHER AXE IMMORTAL
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>145798545
IS THIS PITLORD LEAKED
>>145790968
LITERALLY WHO??.... WHO IS THIS FAGGOT AGAIN??
ogre magi.
earthshaker.
faceless void.
You didn't fall for the honeypot roster, did you d2g?
Family, which are the support 5 meta heroes of the current patch?I like to play Venomancer and SIlencer.
>>145799512
no.
who /purgegamers/ here
>>145799665
Lion, io, rubick, venge, oracle, earth spirit, phoenix, dazzle and disruptor.
should i max q or w first on r azor
>>145787702
Anyone got the uncensored version?
Why isn't miracle visible in the World Leaderboards?
>>145800078
max repick
>>145800043
>patch is literally minor numbers changes that changes nothing
>hour long video
He's lost his touch m8
>>145800174
noob.
>>145800136
He's off the charts.
>>145800224
he's always been one of those people that thinks like the smallest change in the patch is like some massive meta shift
dota is full of these reatrds for some reason
>>145800136
Hasn't played 15 ranked matches within the last month. Probably mostly playing scrims/officials.
>>145800451
post your mmr
>>145798546
>BF jug pops ward to steal my HotD stack
>if you take my stacks I'm feeding
>he backs off
>farm them to buy 5 reavers
Did you guys get points for Manila predictions?
>>145800991
Nyet tovarisch
>the game and thread are dead
At what MMR do people stop picking 5 carries or trying to lane 2 farm intensive heroes together?
This is just beyond a joke.
>>145801362
6.5-7k MMR
LMAO
Secret is gonna play in US qualifiers
>>145801362
>invoker/qop lane
>invoker is playing lane support, cold snapping to get the qop kills
>>145801362
9k mmr.
>>145801497
Yeah, really it should be the qop supporting with dagger slow desu.
WHY CAN PUBS NEVER HANDLE ALCH HOLY FUCK
>>145801117
Why is that poor fowl in a trash can? I hope it's alright...
>>145796789
>arch
takes half a day to fully rice that distro
>>145801852
He's very easy to farm with, and farm is 90% of the win condition in pubs.
>>145801852
>never handle alch
t. 2k
He's easily bursted down even with an armlet
>>145801018
Do you know when will we get them? Also, how the fuck I'm supposed to get lvl 225 of Compendium? I've done all quests mostly for 3 stars and have only 41 level.
>>145801852
Not even pro teams can handle alch breh. Fucking decent depush, can farm two camps at once with acid spray. 400+ GOLD per bounty rune, can farm ancients with his ulti, ulti has a low CD, ulti gives great BAT.
>>145802227
Also this, most people in pubs don't know how to farm. There's a reason that when you spectate 6k+ and 7k+ carry and mid players they let their teammates die on the other side of the map just to get some farm instead of TPing. Whereas in lower MMR people are screaming their heads off trying to defend tier 1 offlane towers and TPing/running around to every fight.
>>145801852
>Pick le balanced swift fishman of armor reduction
>Even Peruvians can deal with Alch easily unless he rushes Solar Crest into AC into Shivas
>>145802391
You are meant to spend 50+ USD to get your compendium to level 120+
Wagers are nerfed for a reason.
Achievements give barely anything for a reason (a lot of them are just half a level) yet the achievements for spending money on Treasures and Caches can give 7 levels, Cache's up to 20 levels.
>>145802258
You do realize armlet negates a lot of what makes him hard to burst right?
>>145802227
>win condition
how am i supposed to be the next new if you guys wont fill up this thread?
>>145801852
>Alch
>gets outfarmed
>gets outdamaged
>gets rekt
fuck marry kill
GO
is grant our guy?
will youporn have a dota team?
>>145803012
fuck ogre marry earth kill void
ez
>>145803012
Can you please post some female dotards I am not gay.
>pick the worst hero in the game
>buy battlefury
>farm almost as fast as antimage
>win
dotards???
>>145803120
Here's a nice, muscle female with a HUGE dick, that's pretty not gay
>>145803276
More like
>play against a 6/14 deso vlads PA
>win
>>145803072
perpetually
>>145803392
Yeah man PA BF all the way.
what if there was a bkb but for physical damage and while using it you would be unable to attack so its not op?
>>145803276
>playing against a pa
>that went deso+vlads
>and a radiance tb with shit gpm
you honestly couldve played anything and still won
>>145803637
is this bait?
>what is ghost sceptre
>>145802691
>bursting him when armlet is toggled
>allowing him to toggle it at all
>>145803637
m8...
>>145803637
what if Rupture only worked on couriers but items lost on couriers don't respawn with it?
Aghs wyvern is incredible
It gives you something to do after you blow your load on winter's curse and is goodsunrayty for subscribing
>>145803637
what is rupture worked like mana leak
>>145803072
>failure at everything
Yeah I guess so.
>tfw the random support in your lane not only double pulls the creepwave he stacks the jungle and ancients like clockwerk too
Do you appreciate the good supports you run across /d2g/? I hope you do, they deserve it
>>145803637
what if there was a assault cuirass for mage res?
you allies get bonus magic res, and your enemies get thiers reduced.
What went wrong?
>tristack instantly locks mid and safelane (carry and support)
>they all go 2-13
wew lad, nice to know that im the only constant here
>>145803072
the beesa meme made it out of /d2g/ you know
t. redditspy
>>145804380
>me and [other support] bot
>>145803072
a lot of people from nadota go on 4chan actually
you'd be quite surprised
god playing dota while drunk is a fucking nightmare. what should i play instead /d2g/
>>145804556
Not really, considering how shit /d2g/ is in NA hours.
>>145802691
just ice blast him
I have LITERALLY gotten EIGHT FUCKING R A R E SETS FROM THE GODDAMN MAIDEN WHEEL
A SHITTY RARE SET EVERY SINGLE SPIN I JUST DELETE THEM IMMEDIATELY
NO COURIER NO ANNOUNCER NOT EVEN A TREASURE JUST SHITTY FUCKING AXE SETS AND LICH SETS YOU ICE SLUT
>>145804875
well deserved
>>145804371
>PICK ME
>pudge
>techies
>PA
>>145804875
Hey, I got the god awful Ember Crane Lina set, and the Crimson Cut-Throat for BH, and I ain't complaining.
The only halfway decent thing I got was a Shagbark courier
>>145803072
>The North American scene has been seen in the past as a scene that can not grow up, but here we have 2 teams who have made a combined 1 roster change in 6 months and dont look to be changing anytime soon. I hope to inject some life into a Scene that misses its inhouse leagues such as NEL or FPL.NA . I aswell would like to see 1 of these teams make The Summit 5 and By giving them a chance to fight for a large chunk of Votes and pleasing the Viewers , I believe we will be able to Bring what people consider Tier 2 teams to the Tier 1 Forefront.
Holy shit.
Say what you like about the dude, but he sure does love NA dota.
>>145804875
im not supposed to say this but seems like reddit will never figure it out anyway so who cares, the wheel is influenced by your behavioral score so good boys get better prizes
>>145805097
this. upvoted
>>145804875
>mfw i got the flax announcer, tb arcana, and last years lc and pudge compendium sets
>>145805080
Forgot to add, he's personally giving the winner $500 worth of votes for the summit redemption thing.
How the fuck does he even have that money to spare, working at walmart?
>>145805212
>Flax announcer
I thought everyone forgot it, and that I was the only one still using it. Happy to know it's not that way
>>145804072
Yeah I do support my Troll summoner.
>>145805241
he gets long term benefits retard
he works there like 10 years he will be running the damn place soon
>mfw esl wants me to watch frankfurt when ireland and iceland play tomorrow
yeah nice try mate, perhaps plan things a bit better next time? This format is fucking awful aswell.
/sp/ have got the memes this weekend friends
>>145804072
whats the point of having a support when you can just buy hotd and not play like a retard so you can have both a stacked jungle and sololane exp
>>145805492
>real sports
>>145795675
>tfw got 7.25
>be Sniper mid
>completely shut down mid windrunner
>getting good farm around 80 lh in 10 min
>Dumb beaner lc feeds offlane ursa 0-7
>gank ursa around 3 times while hes in lane
>go 10-1 by 20 min
>lc keeps feeding for the rest of the game, giving duel damage to the enemy team
>end up losing even tho i went 25-7 at the end of the game losing 25mmr
yea guys, its a fair ranking system r-right?
>esports end
>all the subhuman 3k mmr blogshitters come out of from their rocks to blog about their ooga boogas
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>145806535
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
FUCKING ROCKSTOP
Post lewds to save this thread
wait hang on
universe chose to leave secret, they didn't kick him
this move was FORCED upon them, why are they in the open quals if they didn't decide to make this move? Valve need to be a bit more clear about this area.
eg kicked two players, so they are in regardless.
>>145807102
Well yes, I suppose they could have played with their subs and it would have been fine.
But no, they decided to go 'fuck it let's get bulba in lol'
>>145807102
a rule like that would just result in teams paying players to pretend they left of their own accord
>3 starred the axe blink call quest
holy fuck whoever made this retarded shit needs to get shot
has anyone 3 starred it without people helping him in the end of the game ?
>>145807389
instead they are paying players to infiltrate and destroy other teams
:^))
>>145806535
>esports start
>all the "post steam qt" homogays appear to shit up the thread in between matches
the only time this thread isn't shit is when there's a patch.
>>145807102
thats what subs are for
>me booga
>team booga
>lose
Nice game Dotards.
>>145806765
>>145806765
I WANNACUDDLETHAT ROGUE KNIGHT
>>145806765
dotards?
Why is this allowed
>>145808629
>>145796647
...video games!
What are you guys playing? I'm currently playing Rabi Ribi and on the side I'm working my way through plat'ningUncharted 4.
I really recommend Rabi Ribi if you're a fan of metroidvanias. It's the most complex of the bunch, but it's really solid and has some nice movement options.
>>145809262
sorry, meant to say it's not the most complex
>>145808629
Whatever, call me back when they get porn as good as ours.
>>145809509
Miracle- is so good at the game man
>>145809262
replaying south park and dota
i forgot how fun sp really is
>pick naix the lifestealer
>buy hotd
>can either A) hotd a creep then ult it to enjoy the extra HP
>or B) escape a fight by using hotd on a creep and jumping in another, confusing the enemy team with TWO creeps moving on their own
TELL ME WHY THIS ISN'T VIABLE
PRO TIP: YOU CAN'T
>>145809628
That one is on my backlog still, as well.
Never got around to play it, but the trailer for "the fractured but whole" looked really cool so I'll try getting into that one of these days.
There's just so much other stuff you know.
>>145809654
Is this baby's first theory craft
>>145808607
S-Sven's quite the buff dude.
>>145810047
Post steam and I'll be your sven ;^)
Apologize.
>>145810441
o-okay
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063032212/
>>145810518
Gomenasai, Ronu-Doriudu-san
>>145810518
fuck off
>>145810745
>arc warden
JUST
>>145809262
holy shit i never realized until now that emote is gootecks
>>145810745
Puck honestly needs a rework.
He's do absolutely nothing the hero.
>>145809509
Hello yes I am calling you back
>>145810927
what if pucks orb didn't disappear
it only disappears when puck uses it or casts a new orb
>>145810927
hes not though, hes a really high impact midlaner once you get a blink dagger, lvl1 dream coil along with an aoe silence is no joke
its just that hes like qop in that the magic dmg falls off rly hard and you need to dominate to win in uncoordinated games
>>145810826
the deepest of sleepers
>>145810927
I think he/she/it needs a straight numbers upgrade. Not damage, more like duration of skills and cooldown improvements
are we hype for esl one? its basically the EU equivalent of TI
our boy purge is streaming
>>145811192
>draws about the same sized crowd as TI
>has a tiny prize pool
>biggest teams attend
>tickets are quite expensive
ESL must make a lot of dosh from this event
>>145811357
streaming borelock
>tfw when the game ends someone says "commend [the hero I was playing]" and adds you
>tfw I reject because I'm actually fucking garbage and don't want to disappoint them
>>145811357
who?
What if there was a spell like Mana Void but it deals damage based on missing health instead of missing mana?
>>145812096
what if there was an item but it was like smite from league of legends?
>>145812096
>what is reapers scythe
dotards?
w33 up.
>>145811357
purge is so dogshit at the game. It's horrible to watch. The worst LH at 6k you've ever seen.
literally what if you could force staff towers
>>145800092
http://djcomps.tumblr.com/
>>145812262
>>145793582
You know how in League, Trydamere has his own hero? It's like that with Ice heroes and Icefrog.
if there's mana burn, why wouldn't icefrog implement hp burn? dotards?
>>145810745
>visage not on there
w-what
what if you could relocate towers
>purge level 9 warlock
>zero points in upheaval
d2g btfo?
Any other server's down atm or just australia? We're all stuck at loading screen after queue pop
>>145809509
>Overwatch already has 3 doujins
>dotards has been out for 10 years and gets nothing
>Doing Path of the Rogue even though I don't really care about the set (ugly as fuck Clinkz set fammo)
>Have to build Shadowblade/Silver Edge
>Enemy picked Slark before I could
>I pick LC because I didn't think of picking Jugg and building Silver Edge
>This fucking happens
I actually don't think I'm going to pick LC ever again, I've never seen a hero with 450+ damage be so fucking useless even with blink and BKB after selling the silver edge.
Just FUCK fammo
REMINDER TWITCH IS KILLING VIEW BOTTING
DOTARDS GOING TO BE SO SURPRISED WHEN THEIR VIEWER NUMBER PLUMMET LMAO
what if there was a sunder but for mana
Remember when sents and wards took up separate slots.
>>145812623
if theres meme why would memefrong meme hp meme? meme?
>>145813279
Only chinks view bot and they're not on twitch.
>>145813279
>DOTARDS GOING TO BE SO SURPRISED WHEN THEIR VIEWER NUMBER PLUMMET LMAO
yeah its going to hit league and hearthstone a lot harder
killing a bunch of irrelevant russian streams viewer #s doesnt hurt dota
>>145813279
>implying all of the top 10 games wont have their viewership slashed by atleast 25%
AM buffs when?
dotards? mad?
>>145813256
>he doesn't know how to play LC
Nice Abyssal, faggot.
>>145813516
not really
>>145813516
I member when this was the league version that was posted onto r/starcraft.
totalbiscuit had the top comment, something like 'why is this supported?'
that was like 4 years ago now, surprised it got dug up how ever many months ago.
>>145813516
>dotard7
>7
>>145813516
this is ancient
>>145810927
Literally just turn him into this character and he's good. Replace phase shift withFIERY FUCKING ASS RAPE.
>use glimpse
>get kills
dotards?
>>145813621
>supported
i meant upvoted fuck me I ma tired but too hungry to go to bed
FEED ME ./D2G/
>>145813562
Back when LC was good (before Moment of Courage nerfs) my build was blink, halberd/armlet and then bkb AC.
Obviously I didn't go that build because I was doing the shadowblade quest but imo that match only got out of hand because we didn't have anyone else that could actually hit buildings. I mean look at the total tower damage on my team.
>>145813706
>use pounce dark pact
>get kills
???
>>145813696
Indeed, defending one specifically.
>>145813516
>>145813706
post more cats and I might tell you why glimpse is so good
>>145813706
>use finger of death
>don't get a kill
????????
>>145813706
please dont call us dotards ty
>use rupture
>enemy tps out
>they don't take a million damage
hello?
when is valve going to patch this shit game
Hey Dotards?
>>145813946
I mean, we kind of are.Especially when our servers are 90% retarded South Americans, and people on Reddit actually defend memeback meta.
>>145813887
>>145813706
catposters are an abomonation
>>145813852
>dota 6.97
>pounce now heals your target for 500 hp
Is there decent dota porn on sadpanda? I'm so bored and don't know what to read
>try to play dota
>lose connction to the dota 2 coordinator and everything but the store every few minutes
THANKS GABEN
>>145814075
Good, then you'd have to not be 100% braindead to play him and rape from the 500 gold you get off of every support kill..
>Anti-mage
>Abilities cost mana
dotards?
>>145813887
>hek hek hek
>le dead game amirite?
>d-dotards! you dead game too! wahh
>>145814267
It's purity of will
best fucking dota player this world has every fucking seen
>>145814267Dota IMBA
>>145814112
http://exhentai.org/g/897174/b62cb2ca42/
this is the greatest Dota love story ever told
>>145813967
>tps dont damage ruptured targets
>blink dagger does
Why is ET's winrate so high? What does he even do?
>>145814460
Good setup for spells
And just by surviving in team fights everyone in his team hits harder.
Certain line-ups/picks just get outright raped by him.
>>145814460
nothing
hes shit
>>145814460
1. Build medallion.
2. Drag spirit through 3-5 people.
3. RAPE
4. Ult now has scaling damage with levels, refresher does 60% of their max HP as physical and 60% as magical.
Seriously he's been one of my favorite offlaners for the longest time alongside the bird.
>>145814460
-armor and mr
idiots always try to evade splitter by running backwards instead of to the side
people allow his spirit to stomp them for easy setups
>>145814137
>being australian
serves you right
>>145814460
assrapes antimage and slark with natural order
THE build for medusa:
aquila > phase > MoM(farm, sustain, and synchronizes well with ult) > maelstrom > ultimate orb/dragon lance > shivas guard(absolute best defensive item for her) > skadi > more damage
>>145814923
>whole team died
great support
>>145814938
>>145814827
>>145814670
what are you idiots on about
last patch he was shit
current patch nothing changed, so hes still shit
>>145815375
natural order is still OP
>>145815459
but it never mattered, last patch he was still shit
>skullbasher goes through Bob
Nice game dotards
Dotards help
Sell or keep?
why does nobody pick AA against alch
actually why does nobody ever pick AA considering how armlet is prevalent
>>145813887
>>145815640
Sell
Whom is the most cancerous OP hero in the game? Nominate your candidate. I nominate legion commander
>>145807752
>filters don't exists
Man I used filters like 2 months ago. Thread can't get any better. These degenerates posts are barely seen.
>>145815459
then why doesn't anyone pick dazzle?
>natural order is a 275 aoe that gives most heroes like -5 armor and lasts for a second or two before its out of range again
>weave is 2000 cast range (TWO FUCKING THOUSAND) 775 aoe (8x the area) and gives +42 armor to allies -42 to enemies
>>145815613
Bkb*******
>>145815745
define cancerous
>>145814923
buy a blink dagger
kill him
????
no webm when opponents are good LOL
>>145815640
I would say sell, tbqh the mace has cool effects but it's also kinda ugly and the more you use it the more you notice how ugly the item itself is.
>>145815745
necrolyte is pretty cancerous xd
>>145815868
As in "considered overpowered or unfair by you or a majority" cancerous
>>145815909
Who cares if the mace is ugly?
Hitting fags with a 100$ mace feels great.
>>145815952
Hahahahahaaha XDXDDDXXD looool funny poopies XD
>>145815996
slark
viper
meepo
witch doctor
axe
any of these 5
>>145816096
>The worth of the item increases the pleasure derived from using it on the enemy
I mean I'm materialistic but sm,h that's kinda dumb.
>>145816207
>meepo hater
sorry about your lack of skill m'lady.
>>145815375
he was op in last patch too
people are just starting to figure out not to play him in the offlane with 0-4-4 and doing roaming/support 4-1-4
>>145816096
congratulations on being a walking example of consumer culture
>>145816119
lol
>>145810927
>He's do absolutely nothing the hero.
That would be rubick. Puck is this after the first 15 minutes.
Meanwhile PL is the Agi version of Puck.
>>145816305
theres no skill involved
q>w>tab>w>tab>w
or if you want to get fancy
blink>q>eblade>w>tab>w
plus the free magic resist, and extra gpm, xpm, and damage from having 5 simultaneous copies of your hero
im honestly surprised people call meepo players good
Lads what if
6 rapiers Riki
Just blink in, ult and kill everyone in 2 or 3 seconds
What's next for our boy?
>>145816697
what if you could buy rapier at the start
fuck i just pressed delete local files thinking it was delete cache, now i've got to fucking redownload 7gb's with shitty australian internet
>>145816740
At long last, my plans have come to fruition. NA Dota hangs on by a sliver because of EG. Unfortunately, I have been found out so it is now up to all of you, qualifier assassins, to knock out EG and put NA Dota back to where it was in 2008.
I got us this far. You must finish it.
>tfw team wants you to sit behind tower with them and wait for the enemy to rape
Why is this allowed?
>>145816902
>australian shitposter cucking himself
delicious
>>145817035
>tfw your carry wants to farm while they're pushing your rax
Why is this allowed?
>>145817035
>wait for the enemy to rape
is this like that reddit post with that woman who went around rough places in her town, trying to get raped because she had this extreme fetish?
>>145817226
>tfw your support wants you to defend when you are 15k behind
Why is this allowed?
is the game just over when tinker gets his sheep?
Why isn't there a cliff jungling spot for dire(not for np)?
Because dire is shit.
>>145817359
>be 15k behind
>"HURR I'LL JUST FARM THE GAP AWAY DURR"
>lose game
really makes you think
>>145817371
It is when the enemies come at you 1 by 1
>>145817472
over the top rune spot?
cut down like 6 trees and there you go
or you can just kite the creeps in the other medium dire camp and take 0 damage while hitting them continuously with any 400+ ranged hero because their leash range is so short
>>145817371
It can be if his team plays around it.
Perma sheep is the most OP thing about Tinker.
>>145816939
I wonder if EG and Secret are just gonna keep fucking with each other for the rest of their Dota careers. Pretty much everyone on the orgs is financially secure so they just decided to out fuck the other group.
>>145815645
people do ?!
>>145815640
how many treasures did you open in total?
>>145817587
Radiant only has to cut 3 trees.
I'm going to need a video of that second meme or you're bullshitting.
>>145814267
>mana is the numerical representation of a person's willpower
>it takes willpower to recite incantations for spells, or even martial arts
>>145817846
because you dwell on the past instead of working towards the future you dumb doturd!!
>>145817846
This also happens to me from time to time.
You must learn that memories are only memories and the won't haunt you irl anymore. Just move on, senpai.
>euls, guardian greaves, BKB
The holy trifecta of items that have made kunkka perma-shit. How do we rework kunkka to not be so bad?
Will doto ever be about skill and making huge plays again
>>145817992
replace tidebringer wit-
oh wait there's an immortal with an ultra epic custom tidebringer effect so we can't do that
I've noticed sometimes that when I'm using a breakable regen item such as bottle or salve, an enemy lane creep will randomly aggro to me for a single attack then resume attacking whatever it was attacking before, but only if I'm near it. It's like the creep is deliberately breaking my regen item.
Has anyone else had this? It's so fucking strange.
>>145815640
sell ofc. The value of it is just gonna get lower as supply of it increases (which it will)
>>145818307
no because most huge plays revolve around a team making a significant mistake of positioning, team fight co-ordination ect
>>145818307
I'd argue it really still is because creep bounties and jungle farming are a lot more nerfed.
>>145818307
no way it's all about the stats
As of lasts couple of patches EVERYONE HAS HIGH GPM AND IS BREAKING RECORDS
LOL
>>145812634
He had less than 1% pickrate for a bit
Literally nobody plays him but the few who spam him
>>145818349
yeah it's called having autism
>>145818610
The creeps have autism?
>>145818610
>>145818743
Ye
Why else do they always walk down the same lanes and do the same thing
>>145818610
how do I get lost in that?
>>145817880
how much spoonfeed do you need
you can literally just attack the creeps, walk up a few steps towards the t2 towers, then hit the creeps as they walk back and forth, maybe animation canceling to ward towards them a bit and back out, but you barely need to move when you're at the leash range
both radiant and dire have 2 extremely easy camps for ranged heroes, radiant has 2 cliffs, dire has 1 cliff and 1 pathetically short leash
>>145818815
Radiant has that short leash too for the camp close to the T1 mid tower
>>145818815
Well in radiant you can literally just stand still and hit them without getting hit.
Both the hard camp and the easy camp.
>>145818796
have you ever tried to hike a desert dune? it's easy to get lost.
the cellulite on her legs is similar.
>>145816902
BUT IT'S THE SERVERS YOU STUPID KEK
You've double cucked yourself, you massive idiot
>>145815761
because there's a certain utility to being able to take someone from 30 + armor to literally 0 in one second
>>145819005
>>145813063
could you get me a sauce, anon-dono-senpai
>>145813873
how dare you
>>145818950
yeah but that camp has a cliff so its not even necessary
>>145818984
but for anyone jungling with iron talon, which 100% of junglers must buy melee or ranged, theres no difference between a cliff camp and just kiting a short leash camp. Okay maybe the cliffing is like 10% faster since theres slight wasted attack time moving but not much
the only time it actually makes a difference is when melee heroes could cliff on dire side with a camp that would be in aggro range AND be stacked without leaving the cliff. no such camp exists anymore on the map
where is singsing >_<
>>145788668
Omni-Kun
>>145819580
preparing to lose the qualifiers
>>145819580
Busy earning money as a professional trap escort
>>145819484
The main difference is that when I pick a jungler I don't actually want to play, I just want to queue attack and alt+tab to shitpost.
Dire doesn't allow it.
>>145819580
Scrims
>>145819713
so why do people send heroes like tinker to mid if they could jungle 7:30 travels + soul ring via iron talon farming?
HOW WILL EG
P O S S I B L Y
WIN THE OPEN QUALS WITH COMPETITION LIKE THIS?
>>145820121
Really hoping they'll do meme shit
Condolences dotards. You had a good run.
>>145820245
could at least update this shit
also
>10 million activated
>activated
that's 10 million copies sold, not active users
>get stomped by an obvious smurf, gg at 20
this happens way too fucking often. like at least twice out of every page of games
why is the system so bad dotards?
>>145810518
DELETE YOU LIES
>>145820121
>yfw they get laughet out day 1
the shitposting would be out of this world
>>145813704
... what is this?
FILL THIS THREAD FFS DOTARDS
I WANT TO GO TO BED
>>145820614
Because it is geared more to make matches quicker rather than make matches the most balanced.
Valve don't want most players having a 10 minute + queue time and they especially don't want new players having 10 minute long queues.
>>145820803
hi
>>145820245
>Tfw excited to play ranked
I hope I don't get queue anxiety from it.
>>145787409
>Started on WC3 Dota
>Played Dota2 for a bit
>Eventfully got bored of it's long ass games
>Went to HoTS
>Basically Blizzard is retarded and already phasing out old champs
Has Dota2 changed at all, are the games still long as fuck?
I don't remember shit about item builds, and have gotten used to HoTS' easy pick up and play and faster matches.
I miss Pudge, and HoTS version of Pudge a shit.
>>145820838
>puck
>girl
>>145820965
I hope not Puck is a xe!
>>145820946
>are the games still long as fuck?
I mean this always depends on a variety of things, what heroes you / the enemy is playing, what mmr you are at ect.
My games last about 35-60 mins.
>>145817371
Might be if you don't invest in HotD to get a Purge Satyr
>>145817954
>doturd
i love this work
DO TURD!!!
dead
>>145821382
Late but threadly reminder that apart from a few points that don't apply anymore, this video is still completely right about the issues in competitive Dota https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzgbZL12VI
>>145820946
>>Basically Blizzard is retarded and already phasing out old champs
wat?
>>145821116
Well fuck that, Im guessing all my MMR is gone, and I don't wanna go through wading through retarded perma junglers and shit again.
I am now remembering all the pain of DoTA
>>145821471
What is this image trying to convey?
>>145821490
literally what has this got to do with comp dota?
he even says 'comp lol isn't the same thing as the shit I am complaining about'
>>145821627
Shitposting.
>>145821563
They are not even like 30 champs in, and they've already had to rebuild old champs who are quickly becoming irrelevant.
>>145821490
>shilling your own fucking videos
REPORT THIS GARBAGE
who is the navi of dota?
>>145821490
I'm surprised league even has team chat
>>145821808
Hey shitstains, how are you mongoloids doing?
I haven't been here for almost about a week now, and aside from my casual DOTA 2 games with my friends I've rarely even got into anything DOTA related at all.
Anything important happened while I was busy enjoying the heat and going to the beach all week, or not really?
I bet you shitlords are still even on the same MMR even. LOL
do not rely to him
>>145821717
>champs
>>145821808
OG but not really
>>145821852
I have never read something so pathetic here.
Based Tiago the reddit shibboleth is back
He already exposed 2 retards immediately good to have you back buddy
How you doin my white friend?
Lads
Was sniper picked at all on Manila?
>>145819034
are the aus servers still fucked?
>>145822063
>>145822101
Like, whateves man.
I don't really care to be honest desu.
I bet this shit general has been dead all week without me here as well.
Stay shit forever, monglords.
>>145822197
Wazzup, dudester.
All in a day's work, man. As soon as I arrive the shitters flee as my foot falls and shiet.
It's all fine though, just dropping by to see what was happenin'. Not much it seems though, go figure.
I hope you're doing alright as well my white broseph.
>>145822197
>replying to yourself
that's pretty low
>>145822347
I'm not dropping and can connect to the coordinator, but my in-game profile won't load it keeps telling me I can't join because VAC. And before you ask, I'm not VAC banned.
>>145822573
In the time it took to post this I dropped again.
IVE GOT MMR TO TAKE OFF OF SHITTERS.
FOR FUCKS SAKE I DON'T WANT TO PLAY OVERCUKED.
>>145822197
Based cuckold enabling and prepping his black poortugal bull.
USA, truly the most cucked country next to swedes
Why the FUCK would you start your tournament at 4 in the fucking morning
Stupid fucking euros sMh
>>145822768
AMERITARDS
B
T
F
O
>>145822768
Whoa..
There's a tournament going on right now, dudebro?
>>145822852
Yeah, Dota 2 professional league
Avalon vs VG.R playing right now
Anyone else here want to see dota girls get BLACKED?
>>145822938
What the fuck?!
Who the FUCK gives a shit about some tier 2 tournament.
Fuck that shit, man.
>>145823048
Why weren't you here druing manila finals???
lol what am i doing
on this fucking thread
at 4 am
the sun started rising
at like
2:45 am
now it's too bright to sleep
I fucking ahte summer
:^))))
>>145823135
BECAUSE HE CAUGHT SOME SHITKSIN DISEASE
BLACK PEOPLE TEND TO HAVE A GENETIC DISORDERS OUT THE WAZZO WHO KNOWS WHAT SUPER BUG THIS TURD SKIN CAUGHT LMAO
>>145823234
hey swecuck
>a full year until new zelda comes out
>dota 2 just gets worse every patch
why live
>>145823290
you where here this time yesterday
what are you doing dotard
what is your plan
>>145823048
wait you actually were the nigger
fuck i shouldn't have replied to you
>2k player in a party picks clinkz support
i sure love this lack of region lock and solo queue, valve.
ok honestly now
eg is gonna qualify for the quals
perhaps they lose in the quals if they haven't found their form by then
but they are atleast gonna get through open quals
will be fucking hilarious to see some shitters get fucking 75-0d by them desu
>>145823135
>Why weren't you here druing manila finals???
I like, have better things to do, dudestein.
I have a life you know.
Nothing personal though, I'm sure you shitstains have one as well.
Mine's just simply better hehehehe
>>145823290
Whoa.. this dude seems like he has some massive anal pain, man.
You should like, get a cream or something for that shit, dude.
That shit's not healthy, man.
Also, I'm not black though.
Will OUR GUY Slacks be at TI6?
HOLY SHIT WE JUST HAD 666 POSTS
>>145823585
>balding
why are there so many JUST people in the dota 2 scene?touch wood I don't go bald
>>145823585
i hope not
post tips that pro players and redditors don't know about
>>145823538
Viable shitlord
lmao trench meta shitters
>>145823585
but he isn't our guy
>>145823507
>wait you actually were the nigger
What?
I'm not a negro, man.
I'm 100% white.
>call the NA enabler a cuck
>he shuts the fuck up like the cuckold he is
like a clockwork
>>145823678
if you are a melee carry against a furion and struggle with sprout you can buy a battlefury to cut down the tree while not completely wasting the item slot.
>>145787409
>7 hours later
>still on the same thread
you are getting slow, dotards.
>>145823881
what are you talking about
battlefury doesn't have any active abilties lmao
>>145821852
>>145822197
>>145822418
>>145822739
>>145822768
>>145822852
>>145823048
>>145823290
>>145823574
>>145823735
>>145823750
this is all the same person please realize how sad their life is
>>145823881
Did he ever explain why he was so pants on head retarded in that game? I mean Twitch Chat knew to keep Quelling Blade and turn it into Bfury...
>>145824052
I don't know, maybe he didn't think of it in the first game. But then he did it again in the second game and the same thing happened.
>>145824015
Dude..
You've got serious legit autism, man.
>>145824015
>replying to a sad person
>giving YOU to the """""sad person""""
lmao how can you stoop this low?
>>145824173
well it's a good thing he is here in d2g where he belongs!
>>145824227
>this theme
are you a 4CHAN HACKER???
>>145824232
You nerds should really cut off on the autism.
You'd be better at DOTA 2 if you did.
>reactive armor now has only a 33% chance to gain a stack when attacked by creeps
>>145824472
>playing dota 2
Now that really is autistic
>lightofheaven has reconnected to the game
>>145824583
But I only play when my real life friends do, man.
What's wrong about that?
This is completely unrelated to the current topic at hand, but can anyone post that list of filters again?
/ ! \
Our guy is currently streaming
/ ! \
>you cant teach an old dog new tricks
hehe am i oldfag yet?
lolz
>>145824714
Arteezy?
>>145824708
he uses new images
just filter broseph dudester and you are pretty much set
>>145824838
I said our guy not reddit's
>>145824714
eosin isn't streaming...
Can someone teach me how to filter idk how...
>>145824973
>eosin "The Reddit Inhouse Regular"
>our guy
is this the reddit power hour or what
>>145825008
what is his endgame?
Reminder that people like Blitz are reddit now and you shouldn't post them anymore
NOT our guy
the game and the gulag (deee twwooo geee) are both dead, and both consist almost entirely of shitskins and animeNEETsexuals; ERPing in the case of the 'lag
if dubs navi vs liquid final
theres so many degenerates anime posters in this thread, cant wait till president trump executes all of you and makes dota great again
>>145825275
k
>>145825368
using bloodstone
why is blitz, our reactionimage, reddit?
>>145825425
True
Like a week ago this tripfag came in and people were actually giving him (you)s
Absolutely baffling
>>145825597
blitz did nothing wrong
#JusticeForBlitz
>d2g has finally died
is aui a KEK ?
>>145825748
>gif
>>145821490
all of those problems are excrusive to league, dota lets you actually outplay the enemy team
when youre behind its literally impossible to make plays to come back into the game because vision is everywhere and no smokes
and the map is small as fuck
and every hero farms at the same speed
and the amount of farm on the map is super static
also baron or whatever spawns always at the same time so teams just jerk each other off in front of it for 5 minutes
>>145825956
>so teams just jerk each other off in front of it for 5 minutes
w-we should do this too!
>>145825956
>so teams just jerk each other off in front of it for 5 minutes
lols
i dont know why this made me laugh more than i should have
Why are people STILL doing the Bad Naga build on Alchemist? Battlefury or Mjollnir farm almost as fast as Radiance/Octa/Manta
What are the current pub stomp heroes?
Why are 2k shitters still thinking that BF or mjollnir farm as fast as radiance alch?
>>145825956
>vision is everywhere and no smokes
then why even have fog of war?
>>145826490
you have got to put the wads down for vision
the difference in league is that each player can put up to 4 wards on the map.
>farming the pull camp
>see mid getting dived
>leisurely finish the camp
>tp to mid right as mid dies
>'sorry bro i was too late :('
>absorb the sweet solo xp and lane gold until mid comes back
>farm a camp with my nukes
>see offlaner getting dived
>finish camp with another nuke
>tp to offlane but have to back off, offlaner dies
>alt click '100% hp 12%mp sorry bro'
>absorb the sweet solo xp and lane gold until offlaner comes back
>already 1/3 done with my aghs
>>145826719
kys, blogshitter.
>>145826597
>can put up to 4 wards on the map.
thats right
for FREE
fucking FREE!!!!
supportkeks and safe place: the game
don't be fucking obese you guys
>>145827103
TELL THAT TO TOBI
>>145826719
Can't let yourself get underfarmed even as a support, well played!
Can yuo at least deward those wards for F R E E
>>145827265
you actually can, you get a literally free item that you can use to deward
and if you kill a certain neutral creep with a certain summoner spell you get free ward detection also
>be 2K mmr
>solo offlaning
>buy a ward and run down to block the pull camp like I see in pro games
>enemy support is waiting there for me
>immediately dewards my shit
Come the fuck on this is 2K
Are these generals dead?
>>145827265
thats right F R E E
>conrasted free image.fre
>>145827462
yes Overwatch won
>>145827450
kys, blogshitter.
>>145826490
they don't have heroes with stealth that lasts more than 5 seconds either
>>145826354
Battlefury's cleave outdamages radiance burn at only 142 attack damage, if your hero only attacks one time per second. Now that illusions don't get greevil's greed and more importantly don't keep resetting your greed buff timer BF is faster at farming until the Radiance alch gets Radiance/Manta/Octarine, which again has had its farming speed significantly nerfed. Also ancients.
Mark my words mjollnir/Battlefury alchemist is going to make a comeback soon once pros start playing Alch as a manfighter instead of a proxy ricer
troll warlord is so viable right now
>10 armor from berserker's rage + ring of protection
solved his early game issues completely
I have some lemons.
Do I make a lemon tart, or a carrot cake with lemon and cream cheese icing?
>>145827769
>I have some lemons.
Just make a fuckin' lemon ice tea, dudester.
It's freakin' HOT, man.
>>145827750
the entire point of alch is to get six slotted as soon as possible become unkillable tanky fuck and end the game before the enemy out carries you
battlefury goes against that and will never see the light of day
just think for once in your FUcking life
ded
How do you build nyx these daysinb4 ring of repick
Nobody seems to like him anymore
wew here comes the new
>>145828019
>>145827934
>the entire point of alch is to get six slotted as soon as possible become unkillable tanky fuck and end the game before the enemy out carries you
yeah dude having 4 items dedicated to helping you farm at 30 minutes is going to help you do that
omg
>>145827934
people didn't even get radiance on alch until 6.84 when they buffed it by giving it a blind u dummy
>>145827929
It's winter where I live.
>>145826898
and people still forget/refuse to put them , also their vision range is smaller , no high ground
AND the enemy team gets to place their own too , so at the end both teams know where the other is and just avoid each other
>>145828220
>>145828549
dotards?
>>145828529
>>145828529
>>145828529
>>145828529
REAL THREAD HERE
>>145803637
what if icefrog never removed the item drop when courrier dies mechanic