/dsg/ - Souls General

how to beat Belfry luna gargs?

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If I'm SL120 and level to 125 through Yoel, how much would that fuck up my matchmaking? Noticeably or not at all?

>>145781735

not at all

>>145781684
Try strike damage, like from a mace.

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P-PRINCESS KNIGHT...!!

>>145781583
>Just one katana
>Clearly posts character dual wielding katanas

>>145781849
i'm stealing this meme

your memes are now mine

Decided to finally try this series out, and holy fuck you guys are literal fucking gods at this game.

I'm literally on the verge of crying and uninstalling because I'm so fucking trash as this shit that I can't even beat the fucking gargoyles. I've died well over 60 times (I stopped counting) and I'm literally about to cry.

God damn fuckin wizards the lot of you. Fuck this shit

what kinda hair cut should i get im gonna go get it cut in a bit at SportClips

>>145781849
>no reversal ring

Is Cathedral of the deep the most frustrating map in DSK3 or does it get worse?

That entire trip to get the third short cut open is a fucking nightmare.

Also wtf was that spider thing in that room.

>>145781954

It's really hard at first, but everything will kinda "click" and you'll get used to it. It's not that bad.

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I just beat Dragonslayer Armor, made his greataxe, and fully upgraded it.
I'm in ng+, I already have a fully upgraded DSGA, I just wanted another one.

>>145782028
I love it.

>>145781849
I fought someone called Princess Knight as an invader.

It was the most cancerous moment I've ever suffered in all of DkS3.

>>145781968
Short cut on top with scissor and get a sweet fade on the side with the machine.

>>145782028
Farron Keep is the worst piece of level design in the game.

>>145782108

>you cant get the dragonslayer armour's amour

>>145782028
I will always and forever hate walking through swamps more than anything else.

Does artorias just have super high defense or something?

My Quellag sword isnt doing anything

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Who is your soulsfu?

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>great pve that punishes you for not playing smart
>great pvp
>great weapon and armor variety
don't forget to come back

still requesting "provide thee succ" pic please

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Just saw someone with 'Knight' uncensored in their name

Did From patch the retarded name censor?

>>145782276
I miss poise ;_;

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>>145781870
You got me there, famalam.

>>145782163
So, Hitler youth/undercut

>>145782028
Frustrating in what sense? The Cathedral is by far the most sprawling and convoluted single area stuffed with the highest density of traps and loops and shortcuts, if that's what pissed you off.

Otherwise I found the Demon Ruins to be by far the worst area. Illusory walls fucking everywhere, a giant basilisk swarmed room, items on fucking lava in TWO areas, a beefy ass NPC enemy, shittons of toxic faggots that jab/breathe through walls, borderline one-way drops, and those fucking faggot turret monsters. It's short but aggravating as shit unless you get lucky and messages mark out all the illusions, because it's full of important-ass loot and is necessary to turn off the giant avelyn.

Farron shitswamp is aggravating because of the poison, but a regular chime's gentle prayed art outheals it, and nothing you'll find in the shitwater is really threatening, save when you're ass deep in it and trying to roll out of basilisk curse clouds.

>>145782262
Anastasia.
She's everything I want in a woman. Beautiful, devout, mute, trapped in a cage.

>>145782262
Iorshka's pretty good!

>>145782403
>using washing pole
die...............

>>145782201
>>145782181

Honestly, I don't mind the poison swamps in the series, just the whole fucking rooftop part on and out the Cathedral was a fucking nightmare

>>145782284
first result on google

>>145782262
gwyndolin pre-op pre-aldrich

i'd fill that booty with my seed and grope his trap tits

>>145782284
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=provide+thee+succ

>>145782262
Yorshka/Priscilla porn when

>>145781996
But anon...that's the female stance...

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>>145782445
>trapped in a cage

>>145782602
S-so it is.

>>145782660
Are you calling this princess

a reversal ring user?

>>145781954
>I can't even beat the fucking gargoyles
Roll when they attack
Hit them until they die
This worked for me

>>145782276
A game so bad it almost made me miss out on 3 out of bitterness. No thanks.

>>145782513
Blighttown is great. Gutter is acceptable for 2 standards. Farron is a fucking mess. You can't even tell where you are if you get distracted, every area looks exactly the same.

>>145782096
I can't kill them it's literally impossible for me. Take one down really low the other comes and they fire breath me when I try to finish one off or huddle together so I can't attack. It's not like I do damage it's that I literally can't fucking hit them.

Try and use the claymore, too fucking slow to hit. Try and use halbert, they sit like conjoined twins. Try and roll from fire and hit his side, his buddy gets me. I'm going to kill myself.

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>>145782552
T-that's lewd

>>145782198
i cry everytiem

Do you think FromSoft will ever make a game where they bother to adjust the female skeletal set to not have giant fucking man shoulders?

Speaking as someone who has actually done mocap data work, it's not that much work. It'd be a bit of a pain to look over all the weapon animations to make sure nothing looks too weird, but if they're worth shit they'll have the lower arms and torso on weighted layers anyways.

Hey /dsg/, will Orbeck leave if I kill the Crystal Sage? Or do I gotta go get the Golden Scroll towards the Abyss Watchers first?

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>>145782480
You first kid.
*spins around in place*
*teleports behind you*

>>145778119
what is the attacker wearing?

>>145782890
>estoc user complaining about anything
top kek drown yourself in the tub

>>145782825
I don't see any dragon girl incest there anon.

>>145782403
>washing pole
>ccs on offhand

who... w-who hurt you?

>>145782878

i beat the entire game and orbeck was still there

>>145783018
It's a longsword, you drooling retard.

>>145783029
Miyazaki.

>>145782225
Do you have 10 humanity? He's quite easy, and I belive weak to fire.

>>145782262
I want to __be Gwyndolin

>>145782225
Pretty much all the DLC bosses have very high defense against elemental damage types. Mostly to fuck casters and lightning weapon faggots. Go dex physical and you'll have no issue, or else get something with REALLY high split damage.

>>145783018
Check your eyes, retard.

>>145783209
I can be your Aldritch, if you know what I mean.

Where's the niconico videos of nip players doing cool shit in DaS3 at? Or did they go back to DaS1 and the forest.

ebin. darkmoon still doesn't work.

reminder than des+das were flukes and from are painfully mediocre devs that just got lucky

>>145783685
>DeS
>fluke
DeS and BB are some of the more complete games in the collection

so is priscilla a huge lying bitch who needs to be slain or just painfully unaware

>>145783685
>lucky
Armoured Core is fantastic.

Anyone down for a fight club @ PC pontiff?

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>>145782445
>Beautiful

>>145783808
probably a liar for the sake of wanting to be left alone

>>145783865
Where we're going we won't need eyes to see.

>>145783763
do you not know what fluke means

DaS1 = Armored Core 1
AotA = Master of Arena
DaS2 = Silent Line: Armored Core
Scholar = Armored Core 3: Last Raven
Bloodborne = Armored Core 4
The Old Hunters = Armored Core 4 Answer
Dark Souls 3 = Armored Core V

>>145784046
>implying DeS was a fluke

>>145783685
Except the fact that 50% of all Armored Core games are great

>>145783468
define "cool shit"
inb4 tubame's backstab fest videos or yami's 20k

>>145784059
Everything after Last Raven was shit tho
Also you skilled AC2, AA and AC3

What do I do when I summon a dark spirit and all they do is dodge and run around the world? They don't try to kill me, they just make it so that I can't stop playing the game unless I want to get banned.

So why did Gwyndolin have snake legs?

>>145784059
I can agree with this in principle of what you meant, though I have slightly different opinions on AC rankings

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Do you think Wolnir might be Yhorm's dad?
I mean, they're both giant conquerors, they dress similar (at least to a degree), and Yhorm's Great Machete has engravings on it that are similar to those on the Carthus Curved Greatsword.
Hell, that loved one Yhorm lost could very well be Wolnir being swallowed by the Abyss, and the reason the people of the profaned capital didn't like Yhorm was because Wolnir melted down the former king's crown to make his.

>>145784290
>Everything after Last Raven was shit tho
Exactly.

>>145784312
seed

>>145784402
But then they just kill one enemy and stand still.

>>145784290
Everything before Last Raven was shit. Tank controls are fucking garbage and so is slowly jumpscooting around tiny-ass shoeboxes to partially reduce inevitable amounts of mounting damage while you hope your tooled up weapons blast out enough damage to win first. They were clunky and simplistic in the extreme and basically amounted to mechwarrior without precise aiming.

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>>145784328

>>145784408
>range thing fun kill game better left black ass
My sides

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>>145784408
>point sword around great guy

>>145784371
not dad but some far relative for sure
>both best str and dex weapons originated in carthus
deepest lore

Why isn't there a covenant that places an AI version of your character in multiple worlds and you get rewards whenever the host dies.

I would like a kill cam too

>>145784408
>profaned pontiff using fight fast
It knows

>>145781278
>fucked up the OP again
god fucking damned anons

Anyone have a half decent Pontiff cosplay? I've been trying using the sorcerer's robes with various other combinations, but I can't get a helmet that looks quite right

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http://pastebin.com/jqKQj426

>>145784312
crash the application and send them home if you can't>>145784402

>>145784371
Maybe. Lorewise I thought it would've been neat if Wolnir was actually Rendal or one of the many, many kings who've tried to invade Lordran/Lothric over the years.

>>145785002
someone posted one a few days before the cosplay event but he never showed up as far as I know and he never posted it again as far as I know

>>145784408
>faggot tank boss event

Found the next /dsg/ event.

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>>145784408
>faggot tank boss event
It knows about the event.

>>145785067
I-is /dsg/ on PS4?

>>145785439

There's usually on anon who hosts for those of us on the PS4, so don't sweat it.

You can host stuff, too, if you want.

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>>145784408
>str killed long build

Anyone on PC want to help me?

Want to see if I bypassed the Knight filter on names

PC. high wall, dsg

>>145784737
>Why isn't there a covenant where I get rewards for doing LITERALLY nothing?

Gee, I wonder?

>>145784408
>game best since easypop

huniepop wasn't that easy or good tho

>>145785415
>>145785410
it was prevented however

>>145784059

>AC1
The clunky cult classic that started it all and is still loved despite having aged poorly

>MoA
The expansion of the first game that's widely considered a flawed masterpiece and introduced the fan-favourite character who would be endlessly referenced and called back to throughout the entire series

>Silent Line
The clumsy sequel that nobody asked for. Plays and feels completely different from predecessors, and not in a good way. Widely considered the worst entry in the franchise.

>Last Raven
The expansion that somehow salvaged Silent Line and grew to become one of the most popular, successful and divisive entries into the series. Purists despise it for the stigma left over by Silent Line, and for the iterations and improvements it makes over previous generations. Latecomers despise it for not being made the same way the following generation was and for being "too slow" despite the slower speed resulting in tighter and more balanced gameplay. Best pvp in the franchise, though its critics are too perpetually upset to admit this

>AC4
A rushed mess with hardly any content and comically short singleplayer. Massively boosted the speed and pace of combat, utterly forsaking the gampeplay style and design the franchise was known for and without properly balancing around it, making gameplay mashy and mindless and lacking the depth of predecessors. Pvp was an unbalanced mess so poorly adapted to the higher speed and mechanics that people eschewed normal pvp matchmaking entirely for private fight clubs with mountains of additional rules.

>4A
Addressed the content issues of its predecessor without addressing any of the balance or mechanical issues. Forsook design entirely in favour of FAST in the hopes that arcadey speedsims would be fun in their own right. Introduced a bunch of new tools so blatantly overpowered that the meta narrowed to the best abuse of these tools exclusively

>ACV
The last nail in the coffin for a dead franchise.

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http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28199596

>>145785410
How would we pull this off?
Some kind of CE-based juggernaut combat with a super stat-boosted host fighting teams of red summons?

Or a FFA event where everybody uses unupgraded weapons and fatrolls at endgame SL?

My what a smart host, just let the guy with fist weapons tank all of Pontiff's attacks while you and your greatsword hang back

>>145786168
Havel's set + 2 Havel's Greatshields, as much VIT and defensive rings/bonuses as possible?

Not like armor does a lot.

>>145785943
>SL worst entry
holy crap your list is bad and you should feel bad

thinking of running a lorian cosplay for my next playthrough, anyone have any tips?

also how shit is lorian greatsword

Is there a link between Abysswalking and Abyss Watchers? Can they walk in the Abyss?

What class should I start with to make a FAI build?

50 or 60 to cap off?

>summon 2 players and an npc
>hang back for half the fight, forcing the npc to follow you
>wear mimic head
why do all the players who summon for pontiff have brain damage?

>>145785783
Gravelord.

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>>145783117
>Do you have 10 humanity
>>145783270
So the game is telling me to get a black knight weapon and go easy mode

>>145786624
They're just Artorias' fanclub that took up the reins after his death or some such

>>145786606
I don't think its shit buts not top tier either

>>145786606
>anyone have any tips?

wear his armor and wield his weapon

make sure you level damage stats, health, and endurance

>>145786717
what's your dex and weapon level? Arty is pretty tanky but shouldn't be unbeatable

>>145786714
>mimic head
ok I've got nothing for that

however it's not that thy're brain dead but they are selfish and inconsiderate

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>>145782262
no bully plz

>>145786606
Same moveset as Profaned Greatsword, just slightly less damage. Also the flame buff applies at the stomp rather than the swing. Pretty good weapon, just kinda obsolete cus of profaned.

>>145786783
yeah that was a pretty vague question, what i meant was tips for getting his sliders in character creation. im so fucking shit at dark souls character creation and all slider based character creation in general

>>145786985
>what i meant was tips for getting his sliders in character creation

just use the default face and your preferred hairstyle in white / platinum blonde

lorian's crown covers up half your face anyway

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>think about dark souls all day at work
>get home and have no desire to play

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>>145786954
why is her foot severed from her body?

>>145786696
focus on strength and then respec around sl 70.

faith doesnt really start to get good until much later so i would definately say 60

>>145786717
Pretty much every boss is a game of patience and dealing chip damage until you win. Artorias is a bit tougher than most since he doesn't have many windows to deal damage due to being so hyper aggressive. As long as you can interrupt his power-up though, all of his attacks can either be completely blocked or rolled through.

>>145787086
>spend all day thinking of builds
>don't want to go through high wall and undead settlement because i'm always thinking of new builds and have thus gone through those areas maybe 20 times

>>145787148
Because the artist is shit.

>>145787221
CE anon

>>145787247
that's not nice
clearly she just used dark edge and missed

>>145787085
well shit i didnt even realize how much of the face the crown covered up. thanks mang

>>145787148
because the artist is shit and the only way he can scrape together a fanbase is by making meme porn for memers

but hey, dude sex lmao

>>145786717
all dlc bosses have very high elemental resist
split damage weapons will do fuck all, especially fast split damage weapons

use a pure phys weapon, the higher AR the better

>>145787265
I've got warn for cheating last month, It was just relieved. I'm not touching CE ever again. Not like it's hard to get things in this game when there are people willing to help you with ng++ useless rings and even weapon infusions if you look hard enough.

>>145787513
>I've got warn for cheating last month, It was just relieved.
what the fuck did you do anon?

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>>145787086
>spend more time on /dsg/ than playing DS3
Bob Ross was a real nigga
>>145787316
The artist does alright but some parts look weird like the eyes in pic related.

>>145787624
didn't read the manual

>new optional enemy
>if you go to a certain spot wearing a certain item, you'll be invaded
>the invader is insanely difficult to beat, and won't show up if you have phantoms with you
>if you lose, it takes your highest AR weapon and you can't challenge it again until next NG+, when it'll be even harder
>if you win, you get an item that takes you to a new area
>all enemies are extremely aggressive and never leash, do shittons of damage but have new AI that makes usual cheese tactics unviable
I can't make up my mind about what the "reward" for clearing the area should be. A solo-only boss of some sort, maybe.

>>145787768
no really WHAT did you do
did you set every stat to 99 or something?

>>145787889
Slabs.

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>>145787684
>just the eyes look weird

>>145787770
As long as it has a cliff and aggros to alluring skulls I'm okay with that

Make the boss the Good Hunter. You can't parry him

>>145787909
those don't get you flagged

I have 600 on every character on two accounts
don't even have to go offline
no flag

>>145787889
I set everything to 99 if i put them back will they not ban me?

>>145787889
>>145787909
As an addendum, setting stats to 99 doesn't get you banned as long as you return them back to normal before turning off the game.

>>145787770
>lol difficulty! prepare 2 die!

fuck off

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>>145782262
more like husbando
i want to be lothric in this pic

>>145787984
Ooh, that'd be cool. A Bloodborne crossover event, kind of thing.

>going into pontiff fight as pyro, thinking this might be hard
>parry opening, riposte
>spend my mana bar throwing chaos bed at him
>4 fireballs, at half health and staggers into 2nd phase
>drink ashtus
>one shot clone with another chaos bed, spam a few more at him, and 2 swings to finish off, dead

wow

>>145788021
That's literally the only thing I did and I got a Invalid Data warning one week after doing it.

>>145788074
I just like really hard challenges, anon. It's okay if you don't like extremely punishing mechanics. Really. I'd just think it'd be cool if there were a little thing with a small side area like that.

>>145788040
so if you turned it off can i still change them back to not get baned

>>145788136
details

all 3 rings? what lv flame and stats?

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>>145783326
Can I be Suly? I've been told I can pull a mean butt suck.

>>145787770
>>the invader is insanely difficult to beat, and won't show up if you have phantoms with you
Stopped reading here. All this means is 10k hp and infinite poise and 5k damage per hit

I just need Vertebrae Shackles, then I'll have all covenants at rank 2. What's the best way to get them/spot to put down my summon sign? Fight clubs? Or should I put them down at Sulyvahn?

>>145788121
Always hope in the DLC sweet compeer. On further review taking away an item is a bit harsh isn't it? Presuming it's permanent. At least make it so you can keep challenging it

>>145782262

Laurentius. His accent is cute as fuck and he's a nice guy.

As far as girls go, I've always been a fan of Mephistopheles.

>>145785943
All this impotent grognard rage

The balance was always shit. The gameplay was always mashy and mindless. There was never any depth. AC is a casual mech building franchise for people who can't deal with anything technical.

>>145786980
the flame trail WA is pretty fun to fuck with people who roll predictably as well

>>145787770
>if you lose, it takes your highest AR weapon and you can't challenge it again until next NG+, when it'll be even harder
i liked your idea, until this. That's just a bit too far.

>>145788353
It's easier to just use infinite health and stamina, just remember to turn it off before leaving the game.

It's not riskless, though, there's always risk when using CE, nobody knows anything about how they handle this shit at from servers.

>>145786717
I'll let you in on a fact that could have saved me SO much trouble.

When he does his charge explosion, that actually powers him up. You can easily break him out of it by whacking him twice.

ls there any way l can have an 'invisible' name? l've tried alt+255 but it gets converted to a *. The closest thing l can think of is '.'

>>145788036
Holy fuck you retards just make a huge stack of high level soul items and pop them.

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surprisingly reaching rosaria was easier this time, just got the blessed gem, what would be a good offhand for a sl1 run to infuse it with blessed?

>>145787770
>invader is insanely difficult

So you mean infinite poise, a billion health, and the ability to cancel out of literally any animation, including jump attacks and heavy swings, into a roll.

Everyone hated that shit in DaS2 don't bring it here.

>>145788373
>All this means is 10k hp and infinite poise and 5k damage per hit
Well, in my dream scenario it doesn't mean that, but actual difficulty. It's a wish, not a realistic expectation.

>>145785410
>>145785415

Faggot Tank Boss Event
Rules: FFAs, weapons must be unupgraded (+0 only), Carthus Rouge prohibited.

Faggots:
You're a faggot, act like one
Armor strictly prohibited (dragon form is okay)
No weapon or spell restrictions
Reversal Ring strongly encouraged
Max SL: 50

Tanks:
Must be fatrolling
No quickstep weapons
No ranged magic (melee spells are okay)
Greatshields strongly encouraged
Max SL: 100

Bosses:
Cosplay a DaS3 boss
Must use all the weapons and spells that boss uses
Cannot use weapon/spell the boss doesn't use (unless it's the closest thing resembling a boss weapon/spell that can't be acquired)
Max SL:70

While the fights are FFA, participants are encouraged to form impromptu alliances and team up (or betray) whenever they like.

is it possible to get the dark wood grain ring in ds1 without breaking the forest covenant?

dark souls 3 cosplay rankings:

God tier:
nameless king
yuria
lorian
solair

Good tier:
le onion man
smough
xanthous king jeremiah
dancer

Meh tier:
ornstein
a darkwraith
anor londo firekeeper/darkmoon knightess

Absolute shit tier:
artorias the edge walker
abyss watchers aka artorias fanboys
leonhard
havel
anything dragon related

>>145788728
eat dick faggot

>>145788859
>That feel when you first encounter perfect free aiming jump attacking invaders

>>145788438
Yeah, the highest AR weapon thing is a bit too much, on consideration. There should be some sort of penalty for losing though, so people don't challenge it willy-nilly without being properly prepared.

>>145788949
>leaonhard and havel
Why? it's not like their stuff is OP.

>>145788949
dark souls 3 cosplay rankings:

Absolute shit tier:
Everything

>>145788819
When in doubt caestus

>>145788503
ok so am i screwed if i left all my stats at 99 or can i change them back to not get banned

>>145788962
eat pussy straighto

Can you get banned for using this?
http://www.nexusmods.com/darksouls3/mods/12/?

>>145787347
I think the Heysel was cute. And I mean the one in the fingers picture.

>>145789113
If it's like DaS2, then you'll be bunned faster than wheat in a burger factory

>>145789109
restore a backup before changing your stats, you autist
I'm not even gonna ask why you did that

>>145788949
>god tier
>solaire
you can't even fully cosplay him because K***ht Solaire

>>145788949
>memeaire
>higher than anything

>>145788859
Actually... going back to the other anon's idea for it being the Good Hunter, how about if it reads your Bloodborne saves and imports your strongest character from there, complete with its moveset and mechanics?

>>145789113
High chance, I wouldn't risk it

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>>145788949
I don't understand this list. In what way are you ranking them? For build effectiveness? For aesthetics? Personal preference? Ease of items obtained? I don't understand this.

Either way, you have shit taste and should probably leave. Here's your (You).

>>145789208
>buns
>burger factory

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I want to cosplay as NPCs, but their names are too long and I'm too autistic to shorten them because I have to have them EXACT

>>145789221
Well i didnt do that sooooooo

>>145789273
That would alienate a lot of the playerbase. But I would be totally okay with

>>145789359
I am not good with anal

>>145789308
>>145789208
No reshades then, lt's a shame. Thanks

>>145787770
>buy a zweis or simular and upgrade it because it costs nothing by ng+
>fight with a corvian knife

>>145788890
tbqh this actually sounds pretty fun

DS2 is a goodgame

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>>145788396

>>145789404
You're fucked. Try restoring to your original stats anyway. Maybe you'll get lucky.

>>145788890
>no armour

They're going to get fucking bodied.

>>145789249
I saw a person earlier today named exactly 'Knight Solaire'

I think they patched it

>>145789546
Accurate roleplay, then.

>>145788890
Hey, y'know, PC gets to have all the fun w/ events, this should be the PS4 event.
Who agrees with me?

>>145789509
Just join a ganksquad post pontiff

>>145789062
leonhard pisses me off because the people who dress up as him are the same slow walking katanna faggots dressing up as artorias and his legion of fanboys. And havel is there because onlyafro ruined him for me

help a pcpoor play bloodborne. any suggestions for armor/catalyst?
>>145789346
that episode was such a wild ride

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>get summoned for NK by some random faggot with the character name "girl"
>this bitch uses tears of denial then enters the boss arena
>during stormdrake, while I'm rolling through every attack and dealing with the head, this retard goes and attacks the feet, which means I constantly have to anticipate the overhead firebreath
>kill the drake and enter the fun part of the boss fight
>the host never attacks NK, just rolls away as far as possible whenever he gets aggroed until I start doing damage again
>this shit goes on like this with me basically soloing the boss as a phantom until NK has maybe 1/10th of his health left
>host now sprints in and does two R1s, then rolls out like a bitch because he got touched by swordspear and lost 1/4 of his health
>I finish off the boss and flop on the ground
>host lights the bonfire and then does silent resolve while walking away

I fucking hate every cocksucker who plays this game, out of a community of thousands I've met maybe 10 people who were cool, the rest are niggers of the highest calibre

>>145789629
Are you also the kind of person that doesn't like things because of their fanbases?

>>145788949
Usable tier:
Darkwraith
Darkmoon knightess

>>145789509
Yea, put them down at Pontiffs

Even if you get shoved into fight club #4159 then you can still get out with a shackle without having to crash the party(but where's the fun in that)

>>145789113
>removes the shitty grey filter

OH THANK FUCKING GOD.

>>145789531
But i don't remember my original stats
ill probably just make a family shared account if i do get banned

>>145789680

>not using the black crystal as soon as you noticed the host being useless and hanging back

It's your fault for enabling this.

>>145789645
not only poor but also retarded. havelmoms/giantdads won't even be given a (You)
http://mmdks.com/88qn

>>145789781
Well done.

>>145789771
>but is likely to get your dumb ass banned
FUCK YOU GOD

>>145788949
what about normal tier enemy cosplays?

I really want to make a fire witch, jailer, and evangelist characters and just play like the npcs because I feel like that would be amusing

>>145789680
>not black crystaling out

Let them learn.

>>145789629
What did afro do? Havel is cool, I always start fatrolling if a fat roll Havel imvades.

>>145789878
I know it'll pick up the modification to the game files instantly, but I can wait.

Or maybe it won't and we just need a guinea pig to try it.

>>145789554
Or he used the workaround

>>145789508
>DS2 is a preferencegame

ftfy

....can my pope protector be SL80 for the event?

>>145789851
so im just fucked then?

>>145789882
thats the funnest of them all

>>145789882
>Playing as silver knight with Hawk ring

Glad 3 bought this back.

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>>145789882
>Fire Witch
>their staff isn't a pyromancy catalyst
>they exclusively cast pyromancy

>>145790163
I'd assume so. There are worse cases than yours that still didn't get banned, so you might have luck.

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Powerstancing is a good mechanic, not the best there was, but it sure was the most fun.

>>145789912
The only guy I've ever BC'd out on was someone who summoned me in front of Aldrich's bossfog then ran all the way back to the post-Pontiff area where two of his phantom buddies were waiting.

>>145790195
what sl range do you think this shit would be appreciated in?

>>145789617
PS4 is invited to participate in all of the Events, none of you fuckbois ever host them.

>>145790283
they just have the warning stuck on forever but never got banned?

>lvl20 pre-patch faith build
>no blue summon
should i create a new char? or even do the transfer the save file to family share account?

>>145790285
>that pic
God fucking damnit I did not need to get this upset right now.

>>145786853
30dex +3
>>145787359
I also have a uchigatana+10 but it seems even more useless
I dont really know what weapon to get, i have a black knight swword and greatsword which i can use if i pump str
I am still level60

>Chaos weapons aren't constantly on fire
>You can't set your chaos weapons on fire using flame arc
>You have to have an off hand pyro flame to cast flame arc
>Flame whip is just a funny shaped flamethrower instead of a sick as shit flame whip
>Witches lockes don't constantly burst into flames, you have to spend mana to get them to do that
>No ability to set yourself on fire for some gain or another
>All these bosses with their flaming weapons like "Haha look at how cool this shit is I bet you wish you could fucking do this you lame ass loser."
Just fucking kill me already

>>145790282
never actually had the stats to use one properly. What does the WA do?

Fc where?

>>145790285
It really is
I'm running through NG+ with powerstanced demon great hammers and it's the most fun I ever had in these games

>>145790292
Then they'll never learn.

>Get summoned by Pontiff
>"its a pretend tournament"
>rest gesture and pretend to watch the fight for a bit
>wait until a bunch of red phantoms and the host are watching next to me
>Get up
>Use force
>"i'm_sorry.carv"
>See how many times I can get away with it
This is childish as fuck but honestly the most fun I'm having out of the game right now.

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>>145790518

>>145790285
it sure was great fun. obviously hard to balance though, we probably won't see something like it again in any future games.

>>145790282
Because the art of fire magic used with a catalyst was lost long long ago when the witches got bamboozled by the chaos flame. Only pyromancy/flames are left. The PC wouldn't suddenly know how to use a long dead art just by picking up a stick.

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>>145790439
>getting hit by stray demon
lmao git gud :^)

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If thought Fallen Knight looked cool

now, in THREE DEE

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>>145788890
I like it!

>>145790550
light it on fire

>>145790087
What workaround?

>>145790963
whats the point of this webm? to show you're shit at the game?

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>>145790908
>>145790439
meant for >>145790717

>>145790550
It's that homing line of fire that travels along the ground, same as the move the actual witches use.

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>>145791085
You tell me

>>145790907
They can with a shitty talisman though.

>>145790908
>confusing him with asylum demon
get it together

>>145788363

3 rings

i had 20/20 int faith with +6 pyro flame

>>145790907
This argument is retarded because fire sorceries aren't long lost, you fight enemies who use them. So obviously they were rediscovered at some point.
Plus you can cast pyromancy with a talisman. Though its fucking garbage.

>>145790963
>posting .webms where you get hit by trash enemies in the first area

Embarrassing.

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>>145791156
That you're a edgelord with the brightness all the way down

>>145791195
b-but the soul he drops literally says stray demon soul

whats the consensus on endurance ? 30, 40?

>>145791324
10

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>>145791249
>>145791272
It's always the same attack

I just really like playing with the brightness down

Fallen Knight Cosplay a best though

>>145791364
i console int he fact that you bothered with a captcha to type this

>>145791378
no one gives a fuck about your shitty fashion , you look like fucking shit
killyourself faggot

>>145791324

40 like in every good Souls game.

>>145791280
i thought you were referring to the dude who acted the mlg for killing the ds1 stray demon with bleed

>work day flying by
>get a text at 2 pm from my best friend
>he just bought das3, his first souls game
>get hype as fuck to play with him
>think only three and a half more hours
>day immediately drags on at s staggeringly slow pace

25 minutes left. I'm fuckin dyin man

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>>145791520
I don't see why you have to get so triggered by me showing 0 brightness

I'm just spreading the word

>>145791660
and yet here you are shitposting on 4chan

>>145792013
well he cant leave early, can he?
>>145791660
fuck you im jelly

>>145791660

YOU CAN DO IT ANON

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>>145789064
Hmmm, how about the target shield tho? Is it good?

>>145791378
bloodborne cosplay?

i thought about doing one myself but can barely bring myself to start a new character after having 10+ of them, especially now that the dancer sword master glitch is gone

>>145791121
>>145791047
good enough. Ill tack on fire surge, profaned flame and firestorm then. I think those would be the closest pyromancies to their other attacks

>solve captcha, verify, green chec, post

you seem to have mistyped the captcha... y tho?

>>145792163
yeah, especially since caestus got nerfed as a parrying tool

>>145792163
lelwyn is better

>>145792216
The armor isn't specifically

But the scythe and choice of location are because of the lighting

>tfw no ranged parries in 3

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>>145792285
llewelyn shield gets me erect

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>>145792405
Tell me more

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>>145792285
Hmm, why is it better? I can get it soon, but I'll have to wait to get the knight ring.

>>145792013
I finished any non time related testing work and it's friday. fucking sue me

>>145792114
he and his brother are by far my best and oldest friends and i convinced them both to get it. Pretty fuckin happy famalam

>>145792151
14 minutes and I'm out. This'll be my last post so everyone have a good weekend and enjoy the NEET life for a few days

>>145792590
Highest stability, tied with Golden Falcon Shield, better defences for a slight increase in weight, if you half-ass your parry or get it partially you take the least amount of damage of all small shields. It's very forgiving.

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Why do I still get anxious when I do PvP, /dsg/? I have literally played these games for thousands of hours and my heart is still racing...

>>145792851
>fucking sue me
Ill see you in court

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>>145792897
You're a faggot

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>>145788949
>talking shit about Artorias
Thems fighting words, faggot.

>>145792851

I work on Saturdays, but thank you! I hope you and your buddy enjoy playing the game together.

>>145792990
>the abyss is spreading
>lolk I can handle it
>events of 1 happen
even his legend is a fucking lie

>>145792990
>that blue

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>>145792897
any unexpected event or close match will usually do it for me

>get opponent down to one hit without taking a scratch
>fuck up my spacing
>fucking panic while I can do nothing but watch as I get combo bled for 1200 damage
>even footing next hit wins

stuff like that will usually get my heart rate up

stuff like that

>>145792990
Never like dthe abyss walker design.

They look like they belong in bloodborne

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>>145792851
Have fun anon.
I'm really jealous that you actually have friends that play video games.

>>145793383
I'll be your friend anon
friend request sent ;-)

>>145793383

Thanks Anon, I really needed to have that picture.

>>145793313
this entire image is cancer, skipping this one.

>>145792285
Why? It's literally a worse version of Iron Round Shield with more than double the strength requirements.

>>145791660
What plataform? I want to twink your ass.

Why can't we all just max our stats to 99 (except for useless Res/Luck) and start matchmaking.

Equal stats, fair game.

>>145793313
>people are just going to make generic gank squads

>>145791660
>>get hype as fuck to play with him
I hope you're implying you'll go over to his place and watch him play, not that you'll get summoned by him

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>>145793313
lovely

>>145793590
>event shitposters strike again

>>145793510
see
>>145792859

What should be changed/added to DS1 if it ever got a rerelease?

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>you get covered in the blood and shit of your enemies during a fight

how did I only just notice this

>>145793503
I don't mind the image, but I'm skipping 'cause I don't think the event idea is a very good one.

>>145793590
>1 pope with 3 silver knight cosplays

oohhhh so ganky

>>145793197
>second easiest boss in the DLC, winning only against some random chimera
>first knight to drop his duties
>also second easiest to kill
>only gets credited to this day because they couldn't reveal time travel was possible

>>145793806
Bamco is for sure going to rerelease it and fukwits like you will buy it

>>145793852
>3 silver knight cosplays
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>145793819

I wish it looked as good as it did in BB, but that might be too "scarlet" for Dark Souls.

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>>145793664
>ganking with a twist
>not the shittiest event to ever come out of this place

It's a garbage fucking idea, I can't believe anyone would participate

>>145793806
make dorkmoons actually work
if you twink in the burg your save file deletes itself
make iziath less gay

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>>145793819
A lot of the time the blood is really black or just doesn't show up

The Lothric Knight patrol are the most obvious example if the sun is shining down

It builds up on your person if you've been PvPing invaders with human appearance active

>>145791672
What does it look like in a daylight area?

>>145793664
I'm happy the quiet resolve gesture is in the game. I likes the sass it had in the trailer for the first game when it was used with the song.

>>145791324
24 for small weapons
40 for large weapons or mages :^)

>>145793806
change skeleton blacksmith voice to something that doesnt sound like farts on an old broken radio

>>145793383
That needs to be updated with the giant one.

>>145793860
>they couldn't reveal time travel was possible

Solaire is some literal who from Astora and even he knows time is convoluted.

>>145793806
More bonfires
Warping from the start

because casuals

>>145794192

How did they even fuck that up he's got the same VA as Solaire

Was that meant to be how skeletons sounds or something???

>>145794139
>mage
>going over 15-20 end

If somebody leaves Darkmoon Blade on the ground when I summon them and gives it to me, will I get the trophy for collecting all miracles?

>>145794375
>Wasting all your stamina AND FP on a single CSS

nice!

>>145794286
Solaire is the sandworm

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Post weapons you want to be put ingame
>curved gs
>similar to murakumo but Stance weapon art

>>145794452
no one uses CSS for anything other than hitting distracted hosts

nobody uses it in a 1v1

(X) DUNK HEAD IN WAX

>>145794452
do you play mage?

>>145794556
>sorcerer
>1v1

instant loss

>>145789617
PS4 players dont do shitty Reddit events that fail everytime that one pcuck tries forcing their shit ideas here

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>>145792859
Ok, just got it, now I should rush to get the damn knight ring.

>>145794402
>>145794402
>>145794402
Pls help

>>145793806
They should change the second half of the game to be interesting. The only reason I don't lose interest after the Lordvessel is because it's so fast to go through all of the final areas (Except Izalith, but that's just because I suck at Bed of Chaos)

>>145794546
yeah we need more generic swords with reused weapon arts

how about the fucking whip sword from ds2 or something

>>145794546
>boxing gloves
>stance is you do short jabs while dodging
>uses stamina rapidly
>when stamina is low magic ropes appear behind you that reduce incoming damage

>>145794726

Izalith isn't so bad up until the Bed of Chaos

Tomb of The Giants is hands down the worse out of the endgame zones though

>>145785943
>>ACV
>The last nail in the coffin for a dead franchise.
fuck off, V was my favorite