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Are some maps just pure cancer if you are on the attacking side? Like is anubis one of them? The second point on anubis is just pure fucking aids. The damn enemy spawn is RIGHT THERE!

What other "cancer" maps are there if you are attacker side? It seems attacking in this game is leagues harder than defending.

There is too many defensible points if you are defending and weird chokes with shitty flank opportunities.

>>145721496

Attackers are heavily favored on all maps including Anubis. Defenders have have to repel every push on B for ~8 minutes (depending how long A takes). Attackers have to succeed once and they win.

Give me your best overwatch meams.

>>145721765
Would it help if overtime immediately ended as soon as whoever still contested the point died?

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>>145722808

>>145721496
Anubis is terrible for attackers on the first point too with only one way past that wall right in front of spawn.

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Chile strong

Where all the gay at

>>145731012
Get a Rein to shield and go in the door to the left.

Who /Genji/ here

If your ready this your awesome! Plz continue reading Like=get gf Reply=your lucky for rest of your life Sub=you'll be presedint when you grow up Ignore=you get unlucky for 2years

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>>145722808

KILL ALL FAGGOTS

>>145732073
go into a custom match with a friend and see if Bastion beats Zarya and then post the webm

Bastion is fucking trash without a reinhardt standing in front of him

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Pharah and Mercy are the cutest ship

why do trannys always have above-average sized cocks?

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nth for OTP of p u r e l o v e

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D.va the chillest

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Dr. Ziegler, I'm Overwatch.

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Damn son now I want to play as Duplicate skins.

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Mei and anyone who plays her belongs on a cross.

>>145732267
Tell me about the masked man ... "Soldier 76"

>>145732216
Testosterone goes to their dicks instead of their brains.

>>145732243
>>145732212
fuck off tumblr

>>145732304
I wish that was the case for me

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>>145722808

>TFW I just bought the game and I'm in that special place where no matter the mode there's 2-3 bastions that neither attack nor defend well
>Even then it's still a funny shitshow as I somehow push back the entire enemy team as Reinhardt
>Shield up = better stop attacking him.

I'm having a blast, srsly.

>>145732216
They don't most of the time, porn industry does work on their dick to make sure it stays intact and they inflate it. Tit pills shrink your dick. All the pics posted were traps aka crossdressers without hormones.

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>>145722808

>>145732267

McCree was in Blackwatch

>>145726016
>Widow farther right than Hanzo when she's more useful
>D.Va that far left when she isn't very useful and people pick her mostly to masturbate and spam voice lines
>the characters who don't have to aim are patrician
>Zenyatta is all the way to the left when he's played by whiny hipsters
>Soldier 76 in shitter when he's played by the most large hearted and caring people on the team
>McCree all the way to the right when half of the people who pick him are actually helpful teammates trying to counterpick harassers, and he's been nerfed
What the fuck dude

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>Watching TV with boyfriend
>Just want to play OW

I think I'm done with this relationship but he's dependent on me. This is going to suck.

>>145732394
>>145732394
"was" being the key word

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>>145732426
play it with him

>>145732414
>Soldier 76 in shitter when he's played by the most large hearted and caring people on the team
Aw thanks anon

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>>145732381

>>145732270
Mooooom, dad's getting the gold hype again.

>>145732426
you gonna dump him for videogames?

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>>145732426
>Fags
>Bloggers
>Tripfags
Why does every general I like go down this path

>>145732414
>responding to bait
>responding to bait across threads

>>145732426
>literally blogging about your life

I should stop coming here during australian hours

>>145732359
I don't know how you're finding games where bastions are defeated by reinhardt, seeing as Bastion is basically the only hard counter to his shield (a bastion can burn through it in seconds)

Don't get used to it, people don't play a whole lot of bastion any more because there are decent Genji players who make their life hell and generally people have wised up to his bullshit.

>>145732426
Fuck off

>>145732426
Whats your id we can play

>>145732426
Nice blog, where do I unsubscribe?

>>145732426
Cut it off. It's for the best

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>tfw try to deflect Reaper's ult as Genji

>>145732523
junkrat is better against rein in 99/100 situations

>All these people can't kill Zarya
Speaking as a Zarya, it's not really all that fucking hard. Just tell your team to focus on the big fucking glowing bitch or else she'll fuck you up.

>>145732426
nice yous

>>145732604
>ywn hunt down and kill thirsty faggots like this

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>>145732426
You can't just both separately do your own thing?

That sounds like a shitty relationship then.
boy or girl?

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>>145732394
And Blackwatch its simply edgy Overwatch, in the end they were the same organization

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>>145732674
It's pretty great.

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>>145732653
you gotta aim your deflect at their head...and be facing them.

>>145732394
Blackwatch was just a black ops Overwatch team, it's not like it was completely separate.

>>145732426
How the fuck is he inhibiting your ability to play a videogame?

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GET OUT LOL PLAYERS

GET OUTTT

>>145732653
>oh shit a Winston is frying me, I'm almost dead
>fuck, his friend just showed up
>REFLECT, MAYBE I'LL GET SOMETHING GOOD
>it's a second Winston
>waving my sword like a retard while both Winstons tase me

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>>145732673
>Speaking as a Zarya

>>145732763
me as the vibrtor

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>>145732163
>mfw I just walled off the right arch as Mei on defense the entire round while a Bastion melted anyone going around or above

Nobody even touched the first point.

>>145732469
Is this from a porno

>>145732763
Mercy x Genji OTP but I love yo/u/ regardless anon

>>145732763

DELETE THIS

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>>145732805
>tfw enemy team has 2 torb's and a winston on defence

Zarya is so boring and basic. I don't understand how you can enjoy playing her.

>>145732805
Hi there.

>>145732808
I don't know what your picture is supposed to be saying.
Are you saying that you're a faggot, because that's what it looks like

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>3 reapers
>Haven't been able to cap B
>Fuck it
>Have our two lucio stack sound barrier while we ult in waves each 2 seconds apart
>Win
>Mfw

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>call the other team shit for crying about cheese when they won
>get 94% match on fire commendation
>they all upvote me and say good job man

i feel bad now

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>Lost 90% of my HP with 1 hanzo arrow as Symmetra despite having shields + tjorb armor
>MFW

Why the absolute fuck is Hanzos damage so high when he doesnt even have to aim his fucking tree trunks at someones head.

>>145732902
>speaking as a mccree I think that his nerf was unfair

>>145732508
>responding to bait across threads
I just wanted to post my opinions.

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>>145732673
>Focus on Zarya
>Give her more damage
Sure thing

Also you can't kill her when you're already dead

Blizzard needs to stop making it possible to get up against a fucking 5-stack as randoms.

>>145732763
Rest in pieces pupper

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I hope they fix Roadhog hook next patch, you can hit all the hooks in the world but there's a 50% chance its going to:

>get them stuck safely on a wall
>fling them to some random unexpected spot away from you
>pull them to you, but at some fucked up angle/elevation that guarantees you can't primary fire

I just wanted to go Whole Hog

>>145732869
You could say that about pretty much any hero

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>>145732869
>he doesn't enjoy robbing Roadhogs of their meatshots, Meis of their meme fuckery, and Reinhardts of their pins with expertly timed shields

I'm starting to hit the levels where if I don't tryhard my ass off I'm not having fun. I guess good things don't last forever. $40 for 50 or so hours is acceptable for me. Maybe I'll play again when more content is released.

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I'm hoping to get some money towards buying this today

>>145732991
you'll only give her 50% more damage, and when there's two or three people shooting you'll out damage her.

>>145733014
I wanna swallow all of it

>>145732832

mei as the vibrator

>>145732905
OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN

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>>145732192

> 20 punches in 10 seconds
> pathetic

I can do 20 good punches in 2 seconds. Most boxing amateurs can do 20 knockout punches in 5 seconds.

On that topic, the melee punches in Overwatch are too slow. They should speed up the animation so you can at least do a quick double tap palm heel to the face or hold down melee and do atatatatatatata.

>>145733043
so what do you do against 2 zaryas if you need 3 people to focus her?

>>145733003
It's impossible to tell if it's a 5-stack, you're just making excuses

>>145733105
pray

>>145732426
nice job youre just like all the other sluts who throw people away once they're done with them

do you want a cookie

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>>145732198
Are you still on this? Several people have given you ways to deal with her, but since you refuse to believe anything anyone says I'm convinced you're either a troll or just need to git gud.

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How do Mercyfags exist?

>Reinhardts just sporadically drop the shield out in the open
>enemies dive on me and my teammates never respond
>teammates have no map awareness and let half the defenders attack us from behind

Anubis on the attacking side really needs a flanking route

It's the worst map

Does Genji have a fucking stand or something?
What are those phantom arms that come out of him when deflecting?

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>THE DRAGON BECOMES ME

>>145732763
>76s
>plural

Are you trying to fight an entire playerbase because of nonsensical shipping cancer? Neck yourself.

>>145732523
No the enemy team doesn't have bastions, someohw its just my team that gets the 2-3. We're assuming the enemy has somehow avoided the Bastion picks while mine always has several.

Also
>Just got the game today
Was the core point. Low MMR or elo or whatever this game uses, just describing my experience with literally new players.

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RATE & POST BROS

>>145733186
It has two of them.

>>145732439
I desperately want some sort of voice line refrence to MGS

Near the end of his animated short, I heard in my head "I'm no hero, never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer hired to do some wetwork."

>>145733154
If you're right you could easily provide evidence instead of theorycrafting but you wont because you can't

>>145733149
>tfw want a gf or bf but know that I would end up getting tired of them sooner or later and make them feel bad after

>>145733186
>tfw constantly getting my shit pushed in defending anubis
>never win attacking
i don't even anymore

>>145733105
watch a single Pharah kill them both since they can't effectively hit anything in the air.

>>145733015
Yeah I'm with you. I liked being able to play stupid shit and try heroes in dumb roles, like getting offense Symmetra to work and running through their army with my death ray up.

Now everything is shit. There's barely any room for personal practice to overcome "the meta", and the heroes with high potential like Genji or Hanzo require a lot of execution to perform the same role as just smacking Fan the Hammer a couple of times so unless you want to put 1000 hours in it doesn't feel worth it.

>>145733014
>saving a teammate from a hook requires expert timing
>saving a teammate mei is focusing requires expert timing
The only one remotely close to requiring timing is Rein in some situations. She's easy as fuck and really basic.

>>145733010
About 50/50, Zarya is just really extreme in terms of being boring

>>145733185
Sounds like you need to git gud friend.

>>145733186
Type RUSH B after you capture A

>>145733191
Just an easy to see visual effect to show he's actually moving incredibly fast.

Not-Stand user hero when?

You need to be banned or put in low priority queue for leaving.

Once people start leaving a match you're just fucked.

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>>145733078
They should add that Zenyatta punching guy they have in HotS.
>yes I tried HotS

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>>145733245

>it's another 3 torbs on defense episode
how do i change the channel?

>>145732974
Everyone knows arrows are more powerful than bullets Anon.

>>145732496
Because you pick popular games.

You need to find that sweet spot between Overwatch memefest and Stillborn DOA. Neither produce healthy generals.

>>145733269
>the pharah just powers them up and they destroy the enemy team while the other 4 players kill pharah

>>145733250
It has one
The other one stops short of actually flanking the point

>>145733332
>implying
>spawn doors open, kill Level 26 Hanzo "xxMEMELORDxx"
>kill him three more times
>he ragequits
>is replaced by Level 220 Widowmaker "gregor"

This isn't what I wanted

This game is going to end up dying because there's no class/hero caps desu.

>>145733125
Press P

>Lose a last second defense game on le high noon man
>Game immediately puts me into a game with 30 seconds left and team being dominated

Fuck you Blizzard, I'll take the leavers nerf.

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>>145733442
>gregor
well, it was fun while it lasted.

>>145733078
Flailing wildy at your mirror doesn't count anon

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Why do people say the nerf ruined Widowmaker?
I tried her out and nothing really seems broken.
I can still headshot most enemies and do a good amount of damage.

Don't tel me all the shitters complaining just did bodyshots or tried to do epic 420 quickscopes.

>>145733462
Wouldn't be a problem if there wasn't multiple there's nothing you can counterpick (which the game is balanced around [supposedly])

>>145733042
I'll buy it for you Anon. What's your bnet username and password?

>>145733367
Play mei and constantly fuck up their turrets or positioning with icewalls.

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>>145733194
>Zarya ults the entire enemy team

>>145733078
>I can do 20 good punches in 2 seconds

Do you even have any power behind them or are they just kindergarten tier flailing?

>>145733548

Just played a game against 3 reind, 2 lucio, + 1 soldier 76.

Cheese literally couldn't be stopped. They need to figure out a solution for it because it's gonna hurt pub play MASSIVELY over time as more players realize how fucking dumb it is.

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>>145733254
Go try it, next Zarya you see blast the fuck out of her as Bastion, or go Reaper. Word of warning though most the time I see a Zarya is when it's a stack so the best way to beat that is be in a stack, or communicate with team.

>>145733194
>PASS INTO THE IRIS

Fuck you Genji and your easy mode ult.

>>145733186
>Pick D.Va/ Reaper
>Bunnyhop/ wraithform into the left side alley
you have successfully flanked.

>>145733442
>TFW you were winning and a leaver actually turns the odds against you

Even more reason to put them in queue priority so disgustingly low that htey'd rather take it up the ass for a few games like everyone else has to.

>>145733347
His name is Kharazim

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>>145733591
>Enemy team thinks they can take the point
Cute.

>>145733597
what tactics did they use?

>>145733597
Why didn't you just pick a bunch of bastions

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>>145733245

>>145733690
Holy shit thank you based anon, I always thought Torb sounded 100% badass when he ulted but I never knew what he was saying and hadn't looked it up yet.

>>145733543
OK I won't tell you the truth.

>>145733665
>Bunnyhop

What is this meme? Why the fuck am I seeing this so much all of a sudden? Bunnyhopping does not increase your speed in OW. Why would you do that into the side instead of boosting? Or just walking with defense matrix up?

Why would you wraithform in there instead of just teleporting through?

>>145733710
They probably stood in a group and just pushed forward

Its another "I don't know how to play an fps without staying directly in front of the enemy and shooting" episode

>>145733597
3 Bastions 2 Mercy and a Reinhardt.

>>145733405
>He's never watched a single Pharah flanking 6 Zarya's and kill them all.

If you have your team with you, tell them, to shoot the glowing bitches. Zarya cannot take sustained fire. Your Snipers can kill her real quick, Bastion murders her even at close range, 76 can kill her quickly too with his rockets and normal fire, McCree's stun and two fans will bring her down just like anyone else, Zenyatta's orb lets anyone shred her, Tracer can take her down with a million little beestings. Pharah can attack her with near impunity. A Junkrat can kill her just as easily as any other tank that gets on him.

Zarya isn't some immortal God of Death. She dies faster than any other tank, and when you focus on her or get her alone, the best she can do is take one of you with her. and when she isn't charged she's an easier kill than damn near anything.

>>145733543
That's literally what they did anon.

>>145733787
It makes your hitboxes a little more difficult to tag I believe.

>>145733597
limit 1 tank
limit 1 healer

>>145733787
boost isnt always up and it keeps your huge as fuck head hitbox moving.

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>>145733754
No problem anon.
Good luck in your games.

>>145733714
because you'd be stationary and the reins would just need to press E

>>145733597
>he cant deal with a single threat comp
git guud
You don't need to run any cheesy bullshit to counter this. Just run a standard sensible comp and play smartly.

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>>145733245

Does multiple people on the cart make it go faster or something?

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>>145733523

They aren't punches if you are flailing...

>>145733592

They aren't going to knock people down, but they would knock someone out if I land them right on the button.

>>145733962
up to three poeple, iirc.

>>145733902
If you're far enough back (doesn't even have to be that much) there is no way a Rein can E through bastion fire, especially if Bastion is boosted by Mercy.

>>145733962
yes, the cart goes fastest with 3 people on it

>>145733962
up to a point

>>145733853
You assume that most Pharah players can even hit a stationary target.

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>>145733870
>Limit 1 tank
>Limit 1 healer
Might as well just delete Zarya and Zenyatta from the game with that change.
>>145733946
>That Pharah and soldier winrate
>>145733962
These are the people that make it so you are pushing the cart alone as reaper

>i get knocked down but i get up again
what did not 6 mean by this?

>>145733995
Is this some console thing?

>completely roll some pub on volskaya attack, pretty sure no one even died
>well deserved "easy" in all chat
>get an email like 10 seconds later that my account is silenced
nice automatic punishment system
no fun allowed

>>145734027
and you assume that every Zarya player can do the same.

>>145733962
Yes. Lucio's speed aura also makes it go faster.

>>145733597
>Not picking Poo in Loo to ball on them for free teleport charges
>Not picking Bastion to shred through triple tanks
>Not picking Winston to zap through shield, easily zap jumpy frog men
>Literally couldn't be stopped

Reminds me of that time the enemy team cried when they lost to 6 Reinhardt.

>>145734042
please speak English

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>tfw play of the game was me reviving my team so they could capture B on Anubis and win
>all 6 voted for me in the commendation screen

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>>145734096
No it doesn't
Don't be stupid

what about new modes

>>145733875
>Boost isn't always up when you're going to the flank path that is literally right outside the spawn

?????

>Attacking a Hanzo as Tracer, blinking around everywhere and shooting his tits off
>He flails around spending half a second firing off arrows
>One hits me in the head and I'm 1 shot

Why is this allowed? Why doesn't he have the same mechanic where charged arrows do more damage and wildly flailing them around doesn't do much.

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>>145733853
Don't bother he's been on this for two threads and refuses to listen to anyone, it's been fun seeing what bs he'll throw out but he's just another boring troll.

>>145734096
But a cart doesn't have ears.....which makes me wonder why the heroes don't just carry mp3 players.

Has McCree gotten nerfed into oblivion? Or does he just take more skill now?

I'm new to the game and I kinda wanted to main him, but I don't think I wanna go that route if he's useless.

>>145734185
honestly?
I'd enjoy an actual Skirmish mode.

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>last legendary was Young Genji
>now this
Hold me boys I can't take it

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>>145734239
>I kinda wanted to main
>In a game based on hero switching
I want league babies to leave

>>145733597
>>145733597

if only there were a character who could shoot explosives that arc over reindhart's shield

or a character that could transform into a minigun and shred their shields

>>145734185
some kinda ctf seems pretty bog standard

>>145734239
He's fine. He's just very strong in his intended role instead of fucking everywhere doing whatever the fuck he wants.

>>145734239
flashing and fanning is pretty useless now.
even the heroes he's supposed to counter like Genji and Tracer are getting away from me before I finish them off, it's fucking annoying.

>>145734237
bastion and zenyatta flashbang immunity when?

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T-thanks Taco Bell

>>145734324

>Reindhardt's are stacked into a phalanx on the cart
>Lucio's nig-nogging around
>Soldier getting free damage

???

>>145733609
BC2
Truly one of the best battlefield games

>>145734237
Because it's his gun that does it more so than the music itself.

>>145734349
Reaper is trash

>>145734213
then those people are doing it out of habit

>>145734349
are you not grateful?
give them to me then

>>145734419
McRee pls go

>>145734224

>hanzo just adad's from around a corner shooting an arrow
>it flies over your shoulder
>dead

meanwhile killing someone with zenyatta close range is a fucking trial

>>145734390
>slip some Marvin Gaye into Lucio's gun tracks
>everyone gets horny

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>>145734274
You got the worst version.

>level 35
>Constantly get into games with everyone 80+
>Level 28 friend always in games with people around his level

I know level doesn't equal skill but what is up with this matchmaking

The only hero I have not played in quick play yet is Genji, and I've gotten 2 legendary skins for him now.

Actual solo queue when?

>look into air
>shoot bomb so it lands on their head
???

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>>145734352
>Arc Nades upwards
>Have a bastion set up with your own reinhardt who can tear through the shields way faster than soldier can
>Have a reaper jump on them and collect his free potg with DIE DIE DIE
>Have a hanzo RYUGA WA TEKI for his free potg
You had a bunch of options anon, you just refused to use any of them.
Enjoy getting shit on in the future

>>145734514
you're extra trash and need the carry

>>145734510
I got the worst period

>>145734526
Not enough players :^)

Upgradera or Kanon?

>>145734510
That's a man on a mission. A mission TO THE EXTREEEEEME.

>>145734352
a riptire, bastion, or pharrah could break that up

>I've got you on my radar
why is pharah such a tease?

>its a 'get tired of being sniped and bully widowmaker as winston for the duration of the game' round

>>145734367
Best snipers too, the M24 was just too much fun.

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>>145733245

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>>145734469
>tfw I'm always horny when I play as Mercy

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thoughts?

>>145734651
Because all the fighting doesn't give her much time to even think about masturbation.

She's all sorts of pent up. Probably hasn't been fucked in ten years.

>>145734702
>dogshit KDs across the board
you can't play the objective if you're dead

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>oh here comes a junkrat
>he's probably gonna throw his bomb at me, I should get ready to dodge it
>yup, here it comes, I can dodge this easily
>yeah, I dodged it by yards, cool, on to the next thing--
>OH WAIT NO I'M HALF WAY ACROSS THE MAP NOW

Literally remove Junkrat from Overwatch

>>145734224
wait arrows do full damage without charge?

>>145734746
Those are pretty average.

>>145734715
Forward it to Blizzard so they can sue for money.

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>>145734715

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>>145734560
try taking Benadril for the cramps, sweetie

>>145733787
It's her boost you cunt. Why would you ever do a literal bunnyhop as D.Va. If you want to save boost to jump the wall you could always just put up the shield (or defensive matrix since I need to use the exact name of skills when talking to you) and walk in.

>>145734814
>accepting being average
you must be white

>>145733787
D.Va's mech can't even crouch how'd you get those confused anon.

>>145734906
Blindingly so.

>>145734715
A gritty anime depicting Hanzo and Genji's backstories would be great.

A gritty genderbent anime depicting Hanzo and Genji's backstories would be great.

>think forced 50 is a meme
>I'll just check my stats, I had a series of 5 straight losses just now so I must have a pretty low overall percent
>48%
how?

>>145734762
Meanwhile I'm lucky enough just to get one decent hit in as Hanzo.

>Bastion still hasn't been nerfed

>>145734992
Anon please bait harder responding to these are no fun.

>>145734904
>using bunnyhop when referring to boost
>using longer words to describe actions that already have shorter words
>while there is already an action that actually uses that longer word
>despite the fact that other people actually use bunnyhop to refer to bunnyhopping

You really are a dumb cunt. Don't worry, it's anonymous so nobody will know it was you.

>>145734715
>well that looks like copyright infringement
>but the title DOES have three moes in it so it must be good

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>>145734712
>tfw I'm always horny

>those cheeky as fuck meis who just run straight for you thinking they're unkillable

>that feel when you smear them against a wall with charge the second they pop out of their ice shit every time

>>145734793
Yes, welcome to Hanzo life

>>145735062
>time to raise my APM
>your APM goes down because you're not shooting

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>Another my team is bad and I'm the resident Saint episode.

>>145734984
You suck and have very little impact on the game you play so the chance of you winning is a coin toss against the other bad players you play against

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Why does this hero not deal any damage?

>>145735086
wait seriously
charge is only for distance?
my life is changed, I understand everything
still probably gonna avoid playing him unless I get a wolfskin

>>145734984
I have 55% with a dude who I share my account with losing all the time. It shouldn't be that bad if you're decent.

>play Zarya
>win game for a level up to 23
>first ever legendary
>B. Va
>playing Zarya again next day
>win another game to level up to 24
>get a second legendary in a row holy shit
>Slapshot
o..ok...

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>>145735073
>Mfw I pop out of freeze early and put down an ice wall between us

>>145734951
Bunny hopping has nothing to do with crouching, dummy. It's a movement trick where you hop repeatedly to make your hitbox harder to hit or take advantage of dumb physics in games to move much faster.

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>>145735096
>tfw

>>145734715
Serious question how do these mobile games get away with this shit? Two keep popping up on my Twitter: One with graphics ripped straight from Pokemon Red/Blue and another that advertises raising "monster lolis" with what is clearly Gravedior fanart.

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>>145735073
Blindsiding Mei is true love.

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>>145735062
I didn't think it was possible for one person to be such a killjoy.There's more to life than being politically correct familamadingdong.

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>>145734793
>>145735086
>>145735157
No.
Uncharged arrow does 28 damage, charges up to 125 over the pull back time.
Don't listen to this retard, has no idea what he's on about

>>145735096
100% of all games I lose its because my team is full of bumbling idiots and I am the only one doing anything

To the anon that scolded me for only having played Winston for 4 minutes, I gave him another shot.

It was very fun doing some ape rape

>>145735153
>reinhardt deals no damage when he's shielding and has situational damage
>winston deals no damage at all and uses his mobility as his strength, and then has situational damage against squishies
>zarya does no damage by default until she can manipulate people into shooting two teammates at the wrong time

>d.va does no damage at all and uses her mobility as her strength, and then has situational damage against tanks
>D.VA WORTHLESS NO DAMAGE!!!! WTF NO DAMAGE

?

>>145735282
Sure thing, bud

>>145735091
I thought this myself, but check the animation- when you're blocking shots, D.Va is actually shooting down all the projectiles, and you can see her mash on her joysticks

>>145735070
if youre a femboy or just a fem please let me cum tribute a picture of you

>faggot: reaper afk didn't ult once

Our reaper was trash but he was playing soldier and couldn't kill pharah once.

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There is really know way to counter 6 Torbs on defense if they place their turrets to where they can not be sniped.

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>>145735306
>winston
>deals no damage but tanks hard
>high tier mobility

>dva
>deals no damage and can barely tank
>not as mobile as winston

>>145735367
Git gud

>>145735315
can you imagine the handjobs

i really like her Mickey Mouse gloves too.

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>>145735073
>tfw my first ever kill was a Mei thinking she could kill me with just LMB
>as Mercy

>play of the game is a chunk rat getting 1 kill and that's it

>>145735306
If her mobility is her strength then why does she have none of it while shooting?

>>145735270
Just responding to condescending cunts who think they're right, but are completely wrong.

Maybe you should stop being such a twat.

>>145735367
Bait all of them with a Reaper.

I'm working on an Overwatch stats API in C# instead of playing the game.

What's wrong with me?

>>145735460
im not a nerd, what does an API do and what are you nerding about, geek

>after a 2 day break from this tragedy of a game i decide to launch for a few quick games
>Numbani defense
>some guy leaves literally as the round starts for fuck knows what reason
>thankfully we get someone relatively quickly but they decide to go widow so it doesn't matter
>doing my thing until I realize something
>my team is nowhere to be found
>i'm alone on the point
>do my best to keep them off but I can only do so much alone against 5 other people
>as I'm respawning, see my team bumbling about as the enemy team casually takes the point
>as I'm walking back, see my team get wiped again
>wonder what the fuck is going on with my life
>they have a bastion set up on the payload with a reinhardt shielding him
>try to flank but that doesn't end well
>watch as my team...all i can describe it as is doing literally nothing
>enemy takes a leisurely stroll through the streets all the way to the end with no opposition

i don't know what i did to deserve this

i won't claim i'm some great player and everyone else is stupid except me because it's simply not true but the shit i've fucking seen tonight makes me question my decisions in life

Anyone want to pair up for XP?

WorldPeace #11780

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Is this acceptable for the Reaper collage?

He was actually a real good reaper too, his blossom at the first checkpoint was great.

>>145735510
play league, a game where you can solo carry

>>145735394
D.Va doesn't play like an average tank should.

Though I'm sure you know that and you're just shitting since all tanks have to be tanky.

>>145735510
I'm starting to think Blizz achieves this forced 50 by placing bots into quick matches.

TAKES A LICKIN', KEEPS ON TICKIN'

>>145735629
dva is a shitty tank DPS hybrid that fails at both

zarya does it better desu desu

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>>145735073
>Play Pharah
>6 Meis can't do shit to me

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>>145735449
Oh did I hurt your feelings when I called you a cunt? I'm sorry booboo. Here, take this ass so you don't have to incite strangers on the internet for attention.

>>145735683
well THAT'S-A-FINE HOWDOYOUDO

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>Play Mei
>they pick roadhog and junkrat

F M L
M
L

>playing McCree
>D.va thinks she can kill me
>i destroy her mech with 10 bullets
lmao

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>Want to play with people from owg
>Been getting insane lag ever since the widow patch
>No food because forgot to go grocery shopping
>Dick hurts too much to fap
This day has just been awful

What hero should you play when you've given up on winning and just want to make everyone else in the game annoyed?

>>145735754
Junkrat

>>145735754
mei

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>>145735498
Just something you can download and use in your own project to get stats from players and use them for whatever purpose.

Blizzard doesn't have an official API so I just visit the profile page at a given URL and consume the data available on the page.

It's pretty neat actually.

I have no idea why I'm doing this instead of just playing the game.

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How do I get good at this game?

Help.

>>145735687
>I've never played Overwatch but I watch it on Twitch: the post

>>145735754
Hanzo

>>145735754
symettra and run everyone off a cliff with your ult.

>>145735670
Even medium bots are better than some of the people I've seen.

>Playing as Mercy
>Level 96 picks Roadhog
>Shit is on - gonna kill em
>Ok we're going right up to their entrance huh?
>Well you are nearly double my level
>Oh we're dead instantly
>Oh we lost the first point in less than a minute
>Oh we lost the game

>>145735825
>I pick dva because muh memes waifu and don't want to admit that I'm a fucking useless hero who would be doing more good by playing anyone else

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This must be the work of an enemy 「Stand」. Not sped up or anything, this is how it happened, this game behaves pretty weirdly when you get high latency.

>>145735813
practice or get someone play mercy and follow you around

Where can I watch vods of good pharah players? I'm getting rekt every single time.

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>All Torbjorn is good for is his turret.
>Torbjorn players are just lazy assholes.
>Haha! Torbjorn is so little!

Everytime you bully a Torbjorn, they come a little closer to recreating the Orlando incident in your match.

>>145735802
try modding the game instead

>>145735687
>Zarya can boost up vertical surfaces and maneuver swiftly around the map.

>tfw getting headshots on a widow across the map as hanzo
Doesn't happen very often but holy fuck those are the most satisfying dinks

>>145735893
this is what happens when you french fry when you're supposed to pizza

>>145735937
fine by me I'm not a faggot

>>145735892
>I can only with with high tier heroes my streamers told me are good
>I can't win with anyone Tier 2 or below because that requires me to put in effort

>>145735989
zarya can rocketjump

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>>145735954
>Modding an online-only closed source game

>>145735893
>Aussie players

>>145735707
>Did I hurt your feelings? Boohoo
>While literally complaining about your hurt feelings

????

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>lower levels/skill
>Attack is absolute suffering, Anubis attack is literally impossible
>Defense is easy win
>now higher levels/skill
>Attack is easy win
>Defense is fucking suffering
>Anubis attack ends in 2 minutes
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>145732802
MOBA players are the bane of my existence

9/10 times they are absolute fucking garbage

>>145735893
This has been happening to me constantly pretty much making the game unplayable

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>yfw Tracer is pregnant

>>145735718
Roadhog is an asshole, but Junkrat should be EZ.

>>145736024
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.

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Why does every junkrat stand behind a wall or in a corridor and spam the fuck out of his bombs

how autistic do you have to be to play that character

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>if you play a custom game with a zenyatta on both teams as a bot they will both afk

RUSTY, DUMB, OMNIC SCUM!!

>matchmaking is still a giant turd

really, blizzard?

am I really supposed to believe this level 4 hanzo main on my team is good enough to be here even though he's basically sitting at spawn spamming arrows at nothing in particular?

>>145735995
xD upboated
Edit: the bacon le narwhal
Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!! lol :P

>>145735687
>does a better job at killing Torbjorn and his turret since she can fly
>Defense Matrix can negate Roadhog's and Pharah's ults without having to risk damage to the team
>has a second life to fall back on so she can keep harassing the enemy
Yeah how dare a tank play differently.

>>145735892
>using the "she's anime so all arguments are invalid" card

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>Torbjorn POTG
>he's literally banging his hammer into a wall for the entire clip while his turret gets kills
can this hero just get banned from POTG

>>145736094
I impregnated her, it's fine

>>145736024
How much clearance does blobjumping even give her? It can't be much.

>>145735937
>Tattoo lights up when molten core-ing
I like it

>>145734753
>Had ample time to dodge it
>Still didn't dodge it
>Response is character is OP

Better remove yourself before people catch on that you're autistic.

>>145736157
She'll just Recall and abort your baby.

>>145735735
why does your dick hurt, anon? that can't be good

>>145736101
>walk up to freeze him
>Im dodging my ass off trying to aviod his spam
>random grenade ricochets of the wall and destorys me

>>145736148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imxV9RJMU2M

>>145736148
They should at least add a picture in picture type thing so you can see the turret as well

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QUICK

>You're pushing into the point with multiple ults on point B of Anubis
>Suddenly you hear multiple MOLTEN COOOOOOOOORES nearby

WHAT DO YOU DO /OWG/