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TRACER
>>145701774
REMOVE THIS WHORE
S I G R U N
reminder that this is possible
>"finally we have a finished game with plenty of cool characters!"
>"but jeff, we still need to fill the diversity quotas with a black character, a manlet character and a mentally handicapped character"
>"fuck...how about we just turn it into 1 character?"
top 20 for reinhardt charging to his doom uselessly
I really want to get a mercy cosplay so i can get fucked in it while I'm in Voice chat and trying to heal my team
>>145701862
nice
AAAAAAAAAAA
How can people stand low dpi and sens? I just dropped my dpi while I'm browsing and I can already feel it in my arm
>>145701898
(You)
>>145701896
yes we know, playing hanzo is possible. unfortunately.
>tfw I dodge every temple of anus, hanamura and koth
>tfw game is super crazy enjoyable
avoid map option when
Mercy's ultimate charge rate should be GREATLY decreased, it's broken as fuck right now that she can get an ult practically every minute if she's on top of healing her team.
hey owg please rate the new hero i came up with
his laser gun heals nearby teammates the more damage it deals
So can leaving games before you lose be used to pad your stats? Does it actually work?
Just saw some Genji mainer who I thought was pretty bad but he had 73% winrate on Genji across like 200 games and when we won he left the game just before the match ended
Was wondering if that is how he has achieved his winrate
>>145701898
We don't need any more mentally handicapped characters than the other 5 put on my team.
Imagine for a second you're DVa, and you have a choice of using the defence matrix on a level 1 turret or a S76 with ult up. Why the fuck would anyone use it on the turret right? Fuck my teams.
>>145701898
but they already had winston
Why do I always get Gibraltar / Route 66 and almost never Nepal? Is it actually random?
This game can be so fucking frustrating it makes me want to fucking kill myself multiple times a day
>>145702067
People with excessive winrates (over 60% max) are probably leaving a lot or pubstomping in premades all the time
i enjoy every map
Why would you report someone for saying gg ez? I play on Xbox because I got it for free, but don't you think you need to grow up? I hate systems based on reports rather than breaking the actual rules.
>>145702061
literally git gud
>>145701895
>>145702061
>HILDEN STEB NICHT
>>145702067
why would you want to pad your stats in the first place? it's not like they give out prizes if your win rate is in the top X percentile
>>145702251
people on here are literally autistic, that's why. they just can't deal with mean children.
Why can we not buy player icons? This seems dumb.
>Nepal
>Hanzo not getting on the point
>Bastion being useless and feeding the enemy Widow
>Reaper going after the enemy Mercy
>Team Mercy following Reaper
What did I do to deserve this.
Anyone got the To Be Continued version of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNtejQg5LgU
>>145702251
the alternative is convincing blizzard to hire enough people to monitor the chat for every single match in progress 24 hours a day. good luck with that.
>play solo
>get decent teammates
>play with some friends
>get random teammates so retarded that if i wanted to kill myself I would climb up the number of their chromosomes and jump down to their iq
mods are deleting waifuposting/lewdposting/healslutting so only post game-related shit or eat a ban
anyway, has blizzard said when d.va buffs are coming? she's still garbage in pubs and competitive
Man I hope ranked encourages more teamwork. It's such a bitch to lose because the team is spread out all trying to solo carry instead of working as a unit
>entire game is people on your team joining and leaving
Why are the healsluts mostly straight girls and faggots. I don't like this.
Okay /owg/
Your job is to make a passive ability to a character that doesn't have one yet without making it OP. Small adjustments to abilities are allowed if it makes the passive work.
What does your least played say about you, /owg/?
>>145702537
>>145702551
I'd guess with ranked since they seem to have her buffs down to two options
>>145702251
This is the new hugbox era. There is no backbone now.
>playing this game solo
Why subject yourself to this torture?
>>145701774
WHO REMOVED THE MEI? REEEEEWas it a mod?
>>145702721
childe detected
>>145702698
Mei can freeze the ground in front of her to move faster, like Frozone from The Incredibles
>>145702551
d.va is on their radar along with roadhog
>>145702762
I just leave if the team is shit
>>145702705
Mine says I don't like widowmaker, torb, or bastion very much I suppose.
Mercy's ult charge rate needs a fucking nerf.
>actually found a random team that organizes strategies and can hold down objectives
>we win both rounds of Hanamura through team work and good plays
1 in a million holy shittoo many people left afterwards though
>>145702551
I love how winning the game have to start by picking Reinhardt + Mercy/Lucio. Such an amazing MMORPG mechanic brought to an FPS.
>hanamurah exists
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>145702762
>mfw I have no one to play with
It's lonely out here on Xbone
>>145702770
mook employed a shitty janitor who deletes things he doesn't like, yeah.
Nice double kill of Tracer's getting killed
>Discover that D.Va can be a direct counter to Bastion
huh, why didn't I think of this before?
>>145702884
There are several heroes dedicated to getting behind a team and assassinating key targets like Mercy
The only thing I want is a patch that improves this retarded matchmaking.
>>145702684
As apposed to them being...
>>145702914
1000 shots 1 kill. I wish she would have to reload after every shot in sniper rifle mode.
I swear if i'm ever going to kill myself this game is going to be the trigger. Never have i played anything this rage inducing in my life
>>145702251
>KOTH
>Really amazing close round, point keeps going there and back
>3 people on both teams type out good round
>One nerd on their team says "ez"
>Our team loses their shit and goes full out on round 2 just to say "ez" back
>Last round an amazing display from both teams but we manage to pull out the win in the end
>Flow of "gg ez" fills up the chat as everyone and their mom is constantly shitposting
Oddly satisfying, that entire game
>>145703009
>neither guy blinks out of the spawn, even after the first one got killed
what retards
Got 1000 shekels again, Raptorion or Valkyrie? I already have Mechaqueen and Imp but still
>>145703021
I'd like two things:
>Game displays which players are in a party together
>Some way to check to check everyones MMR in a game
>>145703009Ever get that feeling of deja-vu?
>>145702762
I have only slightly more fun playing with friends.
>>145703120
must don't play games often
>>145703148
>already have mechaqueen
>thinking of getting the reskin of Pharah's worst skin
why?
junkrat?
>>145703201
beat me to it
I know maining is dumb, but what hero has the coolest mains.
My vote goes for 76.
>>145703270
junkrat!
>>145703148
The Native american ones are nice but they really bug me out due to there being no reason at all for them to exist. I already have Raindancer
>>145703172
>Game displays which players are in a party together
This so much.
That way I can leave immediately if I see that shit.
The game is no fun when you have some try hard +4 premade team.
>>145703085
>that Lucio
>that Junkrat
>that Bastion
Oh god I wish
WHEN IS BLIZZ FUCKING GOING TO FIX THE FPS?
>10 loss streak
This is pathetic every team I'm getting is just retarded. I'm down about 5% win rate now just because of retarded teams. What the fuck is going on? Why am I getting absolutely awful teams that get stomped every game? Shit like being unable to take point A on King's Row.
I'm just not convinced these people are anywhere close to the mmr of the other team at all.
>>145703252
>worst skin
Nigger I will fight you.
I bet you don't even know where her ult is pulled from.
HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL WALKING INTO BASTIONS
FUCKING STOP
>>145702884
Oh fuck you with that. Learn to play a bit.
You want what exactly? See only Lùcio and nothing more?
Take a flanker or ask your team to hardfocus Mercy and it's ok.
Jesus! Winston, Genji or Tracer are a real pain in the ass for Mercy. So adapt yourself.
>>145703270
junkrat
>>145702770
babby janitor is learning basics
i got a temporary slap on the wrist for posting an image he disliked
>>145702762
>>145703207
This. Also, just leave the match if your team is complete shit.
>>145703019
but people are too bad to play them correctly so they cry about mercy ruining their pentakill.
>>145703172
I'd like it if I wasn't put into the match I just left over and over. I don't give a shit about the dumb penality but why give me a penality and throw me into the same game again?
>>145702098
winston is smart as fuck though
>>145703223
Kill yourself
>Everyone complains about Mercy
>Nobody ever picks Mercy in pug games.
Make up your mind spastics.
>>145702762
because someone has to play the tank/support
>>145701774
Skin Types we definitely need for Overwatch:
>Schoolgirls
>Nurse
>Witches
>>145702698
roadhog - enemies only charge ultimates at 2/3rds rate when they damage roadhog
winston - melee attacks knock back the target (~½ of ult)
mccree - close explosions and headshots can knock his hat off. recovering it heals 25 hp
>>145703452
>10 loss streak
How do people do this fucking bad?
Surely you're exaggerating
>>145703019
And then she comes back and rezzes the rest of her team because it's up every 30s.
>>145703120
gg ez
Widowmaker reload and unscope after every sniper shot when?
>>145703595
They all pick reaper, mindlessly ult into the crowd, miss Mercy and then complain about Mercy rezzing the entire team.
>>145703223
>must don't play
>>145702698
>Reinhardt
If allies die near you, get a temporary damage buff
>>145703418
I want to fondle femme junkmouse's ooly dooleys.
>>145703454
They're uninteresting and don't even look like any specific kind of mecha. it is "generic robot head" if they really wanted to go with the macross missile massacre they should have made the skins look more like a variable fighter.
>>145703654
>(~½ of ult)
actually that's too much. 1/4th.
>>145703643
I want a schoolgirl nurse witch.cool hel skin good thing shes shit
>>145703270
[Laughter stops]?
>>145703115
Yea agreed, at least I was finished off with a headshot though.
>>145703560
nah
>>145703768
but who cares man as long as you get that SICK REAPER POTG.
>>145702698
Reinhardt:
Immovable - Knockback effects are reduced by 50%
>>145702698
Zenyatta is immune to Junkrat traps and Earthshaker.
Guys im lvl 7 and im playing with lvl 20-50's wtf???
So Zarya is the next in line for a nerf, right?
Every time the enemy team has a competent zarya, her and anyone close to her is close to unkillable
>it's a "lucio contests the objective literally forever" episode
>>145703987
that just means theyre bad lel
How do I git gud as Hanzo without being hated by everyone in the process?
>>145703085
>That Junkrat
MUH
>>145703929
that'd be pretty strong, and rein isn't exactly suffering
>Leave game before it starts because 2 Genjis.
>Join another game.
>2 Genjis.
>Still manage to carry us to last checkpoint of Gibralar attack.
>Other team has 3 Toblerones.
>Turrets mean no-one can do anything round the corner.
They really need to limit the amount of people as one type of hero and move the spawns further from the final objective on some maps.
>>145703987
better get on a team fast because yr hot shit
>>145703643
>Witches
There is a picture of Mercy in a giant Witch Hat on one of the ships you spawn in. That better be in the fucking Halloween update Blizzard or I'm going to tell my muslim friend to shoot your offices up.
>>145703815
Shit that would be amazing
>>145704034
go play against bots
hanzo fucking sucks and i instantly leave any game i see a hanzo on either side.
>>145704020
Zarya dies really quickly to sustained damage.
This general feels underage as fuck
Reminder Junkrat is for brainless retards
>>145704034
get POTG without using your ult
>>145704120
go back to your porn board
post some great wallpapers, please
For the fucks that said this was gimmicky and can't be incorporated into actually gameplay can go fuck themselves. This shit is too free for me not to use it now.
>>145703876
I love when players on the other team wave back.
>>145704034
Kill your brother
>>145703840
>VF Skin for Pharah
Thank god they don't have that or I quite literally would not be playing any other character.I want to hot glue the YF-19
>>145704164
>t. the Reaper who dies from Junkrats death grenades all the time
>>145704040
Oh man, why isn't this at a smoother framerate.
>>145702798
I like to pretend this is the case while I play mei
>>145704197
reported :^)
>>145704197
who the fuck thinks extra mobility is too gimmicky?
>>145704235
It is true. Why is it always Reaper?
>>145704040
I've seen this .webm except not in complete garbage quality before.
If the enemy team has a Mercy and yours doesn't you have 2 choices
1. Lose
2. Play resurrection Ping Pong
Seriously it's just fucking disgusting how important Mercys ult is in this game. It's gotten to a point where some comp team play strategies involve Suiciding behind enemy lines, then have a Mercy fly in, res everyone and stomp them.
Also the fact that they still haven't buffed pic related just shows Blizzard incompetence
>Is a support character
>His biggest strength is his offensive ability
>Heals less than other healers
>Has less HP than other healers
>ON TOP OF THAT HAS NO MOBILITY UNLIKE OTHER HEALERS
Seriously Zenyatta is probably about 1/4 as useful as Lucio and Mercy
>tfw Mercy will never heal you after a hard days work for some tender lovemaking
Hello darkness, my old friend...
>>145704324
there is only enough brain capacity for hugging the enemy and pressing LMB
>>145704228
>YF-19
would have been a perfect skin for her.
>>145703313
Junkrats and winstons are usually pretty fun.
>Be on Lijiang Tower, Markets.
>First person picks Hanzo
>Myself and friend pick Lucio to support
>"I don't know if Hanzo is the best choice on this map..."
>"OH HERE WE GO, A LEVEL 59 TALKING SHIT LMAO. DOUBLE LUCIO ISN'T GOOD EITHER"
Like, i actually wish I could find some of these people in real life and kick their fucking teeth out.
>play game
>KOTH
>OT
>Sniper's still up everybodie's just respawning
>sniper can't be fucked to step into the point even once
why are they like this?
it's gotten to the point that i actively hate everybody who picks a sniper regardless if friend or foe
>>145703840
There's other Itano circus inspired mechs out there
someone make a picture of mei with the no me gusta face, I can't photoshops
:(
>>145704324
soul orbs
I played Reaper once after hours of Junkrat and even I forgot about the grenades
Would you play with him?
>>145704197
Doing god's work. I haven't practiced that because I'm busy tanking and supporting instead of being an autist that only picks Genji but I'll definitely get on it sometime.
>>145704321
the same guy giving me shit for posting the places I found useful it. He spams hurrdurr torb turrets will get you and shit.
>get put into a match
>0.5 seconds left
>DEFEAT
Ebin blizzard. Simply ebin. How about if the time is under 2 minutes noone can leave anymore?
>>145703313
Lucio, Reinhardt, Blyat
>>145704381
>You will never fug Mercy and then as you finish hear "HEROES NEVER DIE" as she raises your dick again
Where did I leave that noose again?
>>145704462
meh i always prefer Lucio/Mercy but i wouldn't say that double lucio is necessarily bad
>>145704358
Just kill mercy first
>>145704548
>noone can leave anymore
Hahahaha how the fuck are you gonna stop someone from leaving a video game
>>145704462
>snipers on Lijiang Night Market
Literally the single worst group of shitters in the game. Nothing can compare, not even people playing Attack Torb or Symmetra that refuse to switch even when it's not working.
>>145704521
If that player is a cute girl/fuccboi then sure :3c
>tfw either rock the shit out of enemies or get rekt like a wet rag as Tracer
>>145704358
>reduce ult charge rate by 25-50%
>resurrected players only have 50% of their health
there i fixed mercy
>increase total health to 200
there I fixed zenyatta
>>145704668
By tying them to a chair and forcing them to keep playing, obviously.
>>145704358
git gud
>>145704483
>that webm last thread
does anybody have that or do i have to look for it myself?
>>145703120
League is the only game that's ever made me more than mildly irritated, and that was only when I was on my way to diamond.
OW is pleasant as hell compared to that cancer
>>145703667
I'm not, I did just win though. I had >60% w/r now its mid 56% over the past few days.
The teams I'm against haven't got any harder mine have just got worse. I've seen Mei miss 3 ults on a single map, enemy Mercy's getting 3+ teammate resses off not because they're good but because my team sucks, DVa's defence matrixing turrets instead of Mr High Noon.
I can't explain it you just have to see these people to believe. I can't wait for ranked if only because the mmr range it's picking from must be smaller surely.
>>145704381
Of course, because she's busy fixing up Morrison for some late night bruising.
>>145704034
Basically do the things the morons don't
Climb up on top of things instead of firing from the middle lane
Use sonar on spots where the enemy team is moving through
Save scatter arrow for meaty defense characters or tracers instead of using it for one kill then dying
Don't hold full charge, pull and let go while performing evasive maneuvers, spam arrows instead of wasting time fully charging every shot
CLIMB ON THINGS
Get on point when the game is in overtime
>>145704676
Seeing bastion on this map irks too.
>>145704629
Night Market is the one on the ledge you can knock people off, double lucio is infinitely better than mercy/lucio on that
>>145704676
Seriously, I wasn't even being a dick about it. If you feel compelled to pick a sniper fucking pick Widowmaker instead of sitting at the back and missing every shot.
>>145704381
> you will never come from work, open your bedroom door and see Mercy like this, waiting for you
> feelsbad.bmp
>>145704358
>Zenyatta is the only healer that can't fully regenerate all of his health
>but Mercy who doesn't even have shields can
I don't think Zenyatta is in as bad of a position as some people seem to think but stuff like that kind of baffles me.
Holy shit this game is fun with the right team, even when they're pubbies
>Roadhog hooks a riptire right before it hits me
>Zarya regularly shielding people right as Reinhardt charges them
>genji on defence
>most people heal as Lucio
>NERF MERCY
learn to flank idiots
>>145704676
>tfw going attack Torbjörn on Volskaya point B just to plant my fat arse on the moving platforms and be a massive circulating pain in the ass.
The only time I ever play Torbjörn
>>145704903
>he's actually good
and then I woke up
>>145704863
I don't think I even want to see mercy with her own face as breasts and between her legs.
>>145704785
>>145704848
oh yes on that map specifically sure
i was talking in general
>>145702884
stop throwing random bullets at her team mates. Harassing the enemy with non lethal damage when they have a mercy is the dumbest thing you can do unless you're actually aiming for the mercy. Without anyone to heal the mercy can't charger her ult that fast.
>>145704893
she's cute
>decide to play zenyatta after the widow """nerf"'"''
>she can still bodyshot you and bodyshot you again before you can even move
t-thanks
Who else here /bastionmasterrace/? I know you niggas be fearin the BEEP BOOP tank mode.
>>145704790
They are not a very safe or stable relationship.
So how does high noon work?
Do I like have to wait for the circles to close on people to kill them?
>Your team finally makes a coordinated push on attack to clear the defence that's been shutting you down for a while
>Mercy just ressurects them all straight after
>>145705002
>AAAH, MY K/D!
Lost it
>>145705083
you got it, champ
>>145705083
yes, you wait for the little red skulls to appear and press lmb to make your gun go pew pew and 1shot them
>>145705083
its based on HP
more HP = more time it has to charge
a Mercy damage boosting you reduces the time
>>145705098
>Land a perfectly executed ult
>get 4 eliminations
>"Heroes never die"
Every. Fucking. Time
>>145702762
I play with friends sometimes but I certainly don't mind playing solo.
Honestly I win more games without grouping.
>>145704893
Mercy has a passive.
>>145705002
literal crossfade
heh
>>145704790
Let's try to go at least ONE THREAD without a shipping war, please?
I've finally decided I ultimately don't like the 'reward everyone' vibe this game has. It has turned the whole community of gamers into hyper-sensitive babies who are immune to criticism and always have an answer back for everything.
You can no longer suggest someone repick Hanzo on a KoTH map like Lijiang Tower without being accused of being a 'dick' or an 'elitist'.
Because the rest of the team can't see statistics the Torbjorn on attack thinks as long as he is getting gold in eliminations then surely losing has nothing to do with him, or the Symmetra on attack.
Best way to enjoy this game is just to queue only with friends.
>>145705098
Yeah riot should nerf the hell out of her it's toxic as hell and there's no counterplay
>>145705164
>>145705179
>>145705204
okay, I thought so.
I really need to play more characters other than tanks.But tanks are the most fun characters.
>>145705083
The ultimate adds damage over time the longer you let it go up to the point of one shotting folks.
>>145704903
>he complains about the team having two snipers and no tank while continuing to play Genji
Genji on Defense isn't even a bad pick but holy shit the people who pick it are retards.
>>145705218
>>145705098
>every game because the champ is one of only two supports played and her ultimate charges after healing 1hp on a friendly
Gotta love Blizzard
>>145704912
There's literally no reason for her ult to charge that fast. Killing her is ez pz but then WHOOPS I CAME BACK IN LOOK AT THIS SICK POTG
Is it even possible to get a match without hanzo?
>>145704197
What exactly are you doing here? Using the momentum of climbing to jump way farther or something?
Based entirely on gameplay, which is the best ship?
>>145705078
Hurt/Comfort is the best ship basefor unhealthy codependence
>forget to start recording before narrow defense against a full squad
>>145705305
>underage frogposter
>"champ"
makes sense
>>145704164
Then I don't want to be smart.
>Pharah stands on the bridge just right near the payload
>Doesn't even try to extend the overtime
Every single time this shit happens I want to bash someone's head in.
Is this game worth my 50 bucks?
>>145703313
Tank mains except Dva.
>>145705369
Shadowplay, nigga
>>145705305
>champ
christ I'm autistic and deserve death.
>>145704521
>level 24
>"competitive"
>>145705327
Zarya and Reinhardt tbqh
>tfw ulting right on top of a recently revived team
>>145704164
Strange the enemy Hanzo said the same after i shoved a bomb up his ass.
>>145705412
try it out and determine that for yourself
>>145705391
>they are all just standing there
are these bots?
>>145705269
I'll accept this. Have cute shit instead.
>>145705301
as always fucking hanzo is expecting everyone else to do the work with the payload
why is roadhog the only champ to have breast physics?
Gibraltar last point needs nerfed on defence, I just stomped a team full of tards but couldn't capture it. Theres too much corners that Toblerone can hide turrets behind, theres too much ledges for anyone to wreck Reinhardt and the spawns far too close.
>>145705431
>that's his takeaway from the Xbox Bastion main
What are the top 3 most autistic playerbases (based on playing their character and only their character no matter what) you've encountered? For me it's
1. Genji
2. Hanzo
3. Widowmaker
>>145705252
>Completely missing the point
Die
>>145705391
Those can't be real people playing.
>>145705391
what the fuck
>>145705389
Not quite underage but the champ part I caught after I posted. Don't worry I cut my wrists vertically a minute ago so shouldn't be long now.
>>145705597
I have Genji as my most played but that's pretty much spot on.
>>145705507
>>145705391
>Lucio standing still
What magical realm is this?
>>145705391
Amen
>>145705391
Why can't I play against people this retarded?
>>145705282
I don't know if you're kidding but the counterplay is following the rule of almost every video game with healers; kill the healer first.
Thanks 20tick
me >>145703987
my last game. wtf
>Join match
>Route 66
>Team is already all locked in
>Oh okay well let me look at this team comp and figure out what I need to play
>Oh hey what's that timer in the top left? Why is it at 3..2..1...
>DEFEAT
>Oh that sucks, well I'll just stay in this game to ensure that doesn't happen again
>TOO FEW PLAYERS, RETURNING TO LOBBY
>Oh okay, not that surprising
>Game found
>Route 66
>Everyone's locked in
>5...4...3...2...1...
>DEFEAT
THERE'S YOUR FORCED 50% WINRATE HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN BACK TO BACK
>>145705676
Good Genji vs Good 76, who wins?
>everyone is coming on me
what did she mean by this?
>>145705541
Or, when something is legitimately busted, it deserves a nerf. People bitched about McCree and Widow even 90% of their complaints could be attributed to the same thing. Didn't mean they weren't legitimately imbalanced.
>>145705734
careful, you'd also have five of them on your team
>>145705391
W O O D L E A G U E
>>145705391
>Lucio ever standing still
What in the everloving fuck was that?
>>145705814
genji
>>145705798
Shit, you beat me to posting it.
>>145705773
>healing aura when youre the only one on the point and you havent even taken damage yet
spacial awareness, nigga!
>>145705676
>>145705814
Genji always.
>>145705597
>Join game
>Genjimain instalocks him and never switches for the entirety of the match
>This has happened in all but one of my games the last couple of days
Fuck Genjifags. Hanzofags are pretty bad too but I only get them in half my games at the most.
What is it about Genji that attracts so many autistic mainers?
I'm fairly sure no other hero has as many mainers
>>145705758
My biggest gripe is if you kill the healer first then kill her team over the next 15 seconds, she arrives just in time to raise her team and nothing matters anyway.
The best way to shut her down is to kill her like third or something in rapid succession before she can use her ult, so her teammates spawn, then she spawns. At this point it's too much coordination though so just do whatever.
>>145705798
Cute but it doesn't roll off the tongue as smoothly.
>>145703313
>>145705418
winston mains are always super goofy and fun
roadhog mains are alright but tend to be really mean
reinhardt mains are pure cancer entitled fucks literally 100% of the time, on average even genji mains seem to be better team players than them which makes no sense to me but ok
>used to do so fucking well as roadhog
>80% accuracy on hook
>deleting fuckers left and right with my alt fire
>stopping high noons, die die dies, just us, i got you in my sights all the time
And now I just walk out and fucking die every single time I see any single enemy, what the hell happened
>>145705814
genji is favored by a fair bit, but a helix connection can still wreck him
>>145705864
That's not even the only one. >>145704197 has a lucio just standing still spamming.
Is /owg/ dumpster-tier or something?
>>145704901
Tanks are just the best kinds of players
Do I do it?
>>145705958
you can blame seagull
>>145705503
Nah, being the attack team on anubis is just suffering.
>>145705758
>just kill her
>whoops she got a full charge from sticking on a bastion for 10 seconds anyway
>>145705958
The badass high skill characters with huge outplay potential always attract the biggest shitters.
Widow also has a ton of mains.
>>145705065
>Recon mode does 48-160/s over eight rounds with a maximum potential damage output of 320 and medium spread
>Self heal gives infinite sustain as long as bastion can get to cover
>A third of bastions health has damage mitigation
>Has the most mobile and damaging ult in the game
And yet the average player will never bother shifting out of turret mode before they are nuked by a widow
Then they switch classes right after
Bastions mains never
>>145705798
>>145705676
>>145705994
>Be Reaper
>McCree stuns and right clicks me at point blank
>Expect to die
>Don't
This has happened so much the last couple of days. I'm not complaining but don't bullets do 45 damage each now? That should still do the job (without counting flashbang damage) unless they increased the spread too.
>>145705898
>>145705814
What >>145706009 said, Genji has the advantage but it's more like a 60/40 than a hard counter.
>>145706023
what are you, some kind of dandy faggot?
>>145705391
???
i don't want to beat a dead horse here but that lucio not jumping all over the fucking place is eerie as hell
>>145705958
1. autists love ninjas
2. Actually has a decently high skill floor so every retard and their mother who thinks they are really good at the game, even when they're not, wanna make the big plays on him
>finally getting a feel for how to play zarya
>just unlocked her arctic skin
Who here /feelingthegravity/?
If you could have all the abilities from any one character in the game, whose abilities would you pick? You also get their weapons/outfit.
>>145706023
mystery man is better to be honest
>>145705995
Reinhardts are cool they just go overboard with charging
>>145705313
It's a trick that utilizes Genji's dash colliding with edges to propel him into the air. The trick is that the game doesn't properly register the ending of your dash as you're colliding with an object so you're velocity from Genji's dash doesn't stop. To perform it you need hold Forward, perform Swift Strike, then hold Jump so you can initiate the climb, then let go of both Forward and Jump when you see yourself starting the climb animation. I could link a shit ton of jumps I've found practical, I only post new ones on the board the moment I find them since it's faster to spread it that way since anything that lands here becomes like AIDS.
>>145704197
What was the move pattern here? Jump dash climb into jump?
>>145706119
you've never been able to get a full FTH before the stun wears off. the stun doesn't last a full second. i'm pretty sure reaper can always escape by holding shift now
>>145702698
>Zenyatta: FLAOT
Zenyatta cannot fall. Ever.
He only drops when moving across gaps if you crouch
Jumping will return you to the level you started on if you jump while floating
>game literally tells you if there's a sniper looking at you or someone is behind you
I seriously hope you don't use the word "skill" when describing anything in Overwatch.
>>145706184
Lucio, easily.
>>145705918
>>145705871
how?
if you don't reflect the helix i just don't see how the side if favoured towards genji, 76 does too much damage + his hp aura
>>145705958
I wonder if he just ragequits when you go Winston and deny him all game.
>>145705958
he's a cyborn ninja samurai with a tortured past
>bannerlord not getting a full release until 2017
>probably gonna be bored with overwatch long before then
what do I do in the meantime boys
>>145706148
i'd say it's more in genji's favor than just 6/10, but yeah, it doesn't take terribly much for him to lose the advantage
>>145706107
>>145705597
Bastion; I don't know how anyone can have the patience to sit still in preparation for that long.
>>145706193
no they're literally always 12 year old rangers dude. at least in my experience. every now and then you get someone who fills in as a reinhardt when you need one, they tend to be cool, but reinhardt mains? cancer
>>145706189
shit taste
>>145705995
>he unironically bashes Reinhardt
Gay?
>>145706184
Easily Lucio.
>when someones goes out of MMR trash
>>145706203
Neat. I wonder if it'll work on PS4.
>Press Q
>Get PotG
Which Hero am I referring to?
>>145706220
That explains it. I always immediately push shift just in case.
>>145706280
Genji gets an initiation advantage. His burst combo is something like 168 damage in the tenth of a second. He can evade the helix well with double jump spam and wall jukes
>>145706193
Its a guilty pleasure, so fucking satisfying when it connects.
>>145706149
can't believe i forgot mah pic
>>145706470
Junkrat
>>145703243
>no BigMoist
unfortunate
I wish there was a "Help!" button or something
1v1 fights against your cancer would be less painful if your team knew you were fighting someone
>>145706475
just hold it, it'll queue it so you don't have to worry about lag or whatever
>>145706470
HEROES NEVER DIE!
>"stop picking Window/Honzo/Gwenji because my team comp"- some sperg
>there are people that take this babby FPS seriously
I can almost feel the passive aggressive mouth-breathing beta anger when it happens.
>>145705056
no she can't
>>145706470
Reaper
>>145706470
Reaper
>>145706470
All of them.
>>145706470
Reaper, McCree, Mercy, sometimes Hanzo
>>145705995
There's basically two different kinds of Reinhardt mains. The type that plays him for his intended purpose and the kind that only plays him because he can't aim and he wants to feel like he's carrying the team even if he's not doing shit for it. The ones that are the latter are fucking insufferable and I run into them occasionally as well.
>>145706538
Faggot: Help!
Faggot: Help!
Faggot: I need help!
Faggot: Help me!
Faggot: Help!
Faggot: I need help!
Faggot: I need help!
Faggot: Help me!
>>145706585
Why do I get the feeling you'll queue for ranked play and still just respond to everything with "it's just a game chill out"
>>145706438
>when someone goes out of console shooters
Least autistic mains?
I'm gonna go withnone, maining is self-restrictive and short-sighted and would be incredibly boring to the normal person. They are all autistic./spoiler]
this doesn't look good
>>145705958
>>145706674
why dont you go help him anon?
>>145705065
not really, he's easy to kill in any of his three modes
>>145706694
>staying in for temple of anus
>>145706470
Any hero with a Q that deals damage.
>>145706438
>out of meme trash
>Not having a widowmaker ruining every game from the entire map away.
>thinking picking Winston wins against people protecting her.
>>145706585
Looks like we found one of those autistic Widow/Hanzo/Genji mains we always talk about
>>145706538
I'd rather have acknolwedge be used to point out characters you're looking at
Like acknowledging the reaper that is clearly walking behind all of us but no one seems to want to shoot him
>Genji autists with sub-6k hero damage average
It's okay to be bad at the game but if you play only one hero and can't even hit a reasonable benchmark you need to reconsider your life decisions
>>145706585
I would almost get it in ranked, that's reasonable enough, but quick play is literally "this doesn't matter, nothing you could possibly do here matters".
Just pick someone you're shit at and practice, who cares.
>low level widow
>keeps racking headshots
Maybe i am just salty and he is a pro from another game but that always seems fishy for me.
>Get hooked by Roadhog as trashmouse
>Throw out Steel Trap last second right as I die
>Roadhog gets pinned to the spot as my dead body complete with total mayhem grenades drop at his feet
>In my killcam the last thing I see is him looking down at the laughing death he's got himself caught in
>His face when
>>145705958
I "main" McCree and pick him A LOT but even I know that in certain situations I'm better off switching or pick different heroes on certain maps/sides. Hell, sometimes I don't even pick right away and just let people choose their own heroes so I can fill what we need.
But in the majority of my games there is always a Genji who picks him the instant the game loads up and never ever switches.
>>145702373
People get prideful over things like their win rate. For many, that is reason enough
>>145706693
It's fine for people to have comfort picks in each category but when one hero is over 75% of someone's playtime, especially if they're easily counterable, is going too far.
>>145706726
because he's a faggot
nerf THIS
>>145706694
a dev confirmed on the forum the other day that you can leave during the initial character selection, so long as you leave before the countdown ends and people spawn.
>>145706585
>plays snipers
>calls others beta
pottery
>>145706694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz2Fz0OO8ag
>>145706693
Thank god your opinion doesn't matter to anyone.
What is your opinion of McCreespost-patch?
>>145706847
Headshots are disgustingly easy to get in this game, it really isn't surprising to see a Widow doming people all the time.
Mercy is so squishy. I can't get used to her after playing Lucio for hours.
>>145706950
they dont exist
reminder to report literally every widowmaker you face
>>145706847
They're very likely a sniper player from another fps, it's VERY common and the skills are very transferable.
>>145703085
lmfao male zarya looks exactly the same
>>145706950
pretty weak actually. even with decent aim, a soldier just outdamages him
Are hanzo's feet robotic?
his lower legs are really thin.
How many characters in this game don't have prosthetics?
>mfw McCree can't even reliably kill Mei anymore unless his timing is perfect
That's depressing. If only he did an extra 5 points of damage per hit, then maybe he'd be able to kill Mei before she just 'nopes' into an ice block
>>145706906
literally everyone knows this
I always leave when I get put on attack on maps like anubis and hanamura
>On Illios lighthouse
>Playing trashmouse because no one else filled the defense slot
>Soldier 76 in chat: "We don't need a junkrat".
>>145702061
>killing anything but mercy when mercy is alive
>>145706694
mfw
>>145706950
replaced by tracers
how do I git gud with the monkey man?
>>145706950
he's acceptable to me
>>145706801
damage done is like the least important stat in the game, it's actually even less of an indicator of what you're doing than elims and that's pretty bad
if you have a super high damage done you're probably just shooting shields, good for you
>Enemy team is falling one by one
>Just a few of them left
>Torbjorn turret is almost destroyed
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLTEN
>COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>DEFEAT
>>145706950
It's really fun to shit on them when they're missing every Fan left and right and then dying for it.
Conversely, it's really fun to play him and get less than 30% of your kills from FtH because you're not a retard who can't left click.
>>145706203
fucking hell, I can't get it to work no matter how hard I try
>>145706597
Yes she can.
>>145706950
He's now a niche pick specifically for countering tracers and genjis. He's utterly shit on in every other area by other heroes now.
>>145707147
outplayed by one of the worst heroes in the game
>>145707141
jump behind the enemy team instead of on the enemy team
use cover
focus healers
save shield for when you're getting focused, learn to dance in and out of it
>>145706694
pffftAnyone who filled that empty fifth spot would leave instantly, it was quite hilarious, it was a constant 6v5. The whole match lasted 2 minutes anyway.
>>145706801
>maining a hero with inconsistent damage that reaches winson levels without projectile headshots
>maining a hero that relies on enemy mistakes for damage output
>maining a hero that relies on mobility and surprise in a 20 tick game that favors the shooter
>maining an offensive hero that is only useful for flanking
>maining a hero that can't instantly kill with their ult
The mistake was making Genji a good design
>>145707146
shooting shields is usually good if there are no enemies not behind cover, and if you're not an appropriate class to get behind them
>dealing with an annoying Tracer on you as Reinhardt for half an hour
Just stay put for 1 damn second I swear to god you little shit.
>>145706694
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>145707141
Just hold on to your boost for when you have people on critical and learn to abuse his wall skating. Remember to lead shots and keep them at head level.
>>145706257
I was just considering this in my head the other day. I think it'd be great.
>>145707141
remember that shift also lets you just away from the enemy
>decide to solo que
>1 genji
>2 widow
>1 hanzo
Why
WHY
>>145703419
Next patch once enough scrubs quit to reduce server load.
>>145707324
>>145707206
nah
>>145707258
>one of the worst heroes in the game
Get a load of this guy with his beard in the letterbox
I can't be the only one who absolutely loves Zenyatta's Harmonious skin, can I?
>>145706950
Ive enjoyed shoving my hammer as far down their throats as humanly possible.
>>145706057
Just play the right class
>>145707146
if you are autistically playing a hero that shits out damage, and only play said hero but have low damage averages, that means you're just mediocre
that being said, I cannot remember the last time I thought to myself "gee this genji main really came through!" in a game because he is situational and not good against certain line-ups
>>145707281
>maining a hero with inconsistent damage that reaches winson levels without projectile headshots
how is it inconsistent, maybe you're just bad at aiming
>maining a hero that relies on enemy mistakes for damage output
again, learn to aim
>maining a hero that relies on mobility and surprise in a 20 tick game that favors the shooter
20 tick makes it easier for him if anything
>maining an offensive hero that is only useful for flanking
why are you saying this like it's a bad thing
>maining a hero that can't instantly kill with their ult
in exchange it lasts like 10 seconds and resets your dash, what do you want? i think you're just mad that you're bad at genji lol. genji is great if you know what you're doing
>>145707268
Gas all the snipers.
>>145707402
They don't care. They're just doing what they want.
It's just a game bro, why do you care about winning so much?
>>145706694
Your own fucking group member is playing Widow, though...
>>145707324
w
>>145707448
like those statistics actually mean anything. you're making a hen out of a feather
Can Blizzard just make it so you either queue as a 6stack or you don't queue as a group at all?
I'm getting fucking tired of filling in vs a 6stack because someone's playing with his pocket Mercy.
>matches would last up to an hour easy
>couldn't leave without getting punished
>even if the team was pants on head retarded
>couldn't forfeit early
>couldn't call people idiots without fanboys getting triggered
>couldn't say the game sucked without fanboys getting triggered
>severe case of FotM every patch
what game
>>145707440
what? that was solid advice
>>145707482
it's a fucking fishing hook god damn
>Team has a Reaper, Hanzo, Tracer and Genji
>Still be teams primary damage and elimination output as Junkrat
>Mercy notices and just starts hovering around me because everyone else is worthless
>>145707324
>>145706950
A niche but overall strong pick for people that know what left clicking is, and completely ruined for scrubs that spam fan-the-hammer.
>>145707487
genji literally has like the lowest dps in the game or some shit, what are you talking about? he's all about burst not consistent damage and consistent damage is what inflates that stat
if i kill 20 people with 200 health i've only done 4000 damage. i can play pharah and kill nobody and get like 0 direct hits and get 10k+ per game. damage done doesn't mean shit
>pick Genji because I got a skin for him
>have no idea how to play him
>forget about all that flanking and jumping around, that sounds stupid
>just play him as a frontline fighter, pushing forward slowly with Reinhardt
>spamming stars at everyone
>reflecting shit to protect the healer
>dash to finish off squishies and immediately get back behind the Reinhardt
>use the dragon sword ult at the final push to chop up anyone who touches the payload
>win handily
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>145705676
>>145707456
It reminds me too much of Hyperion to like it.
>>145706153
>Genji
>High skill floor
You don't even know what that word means anon, stop.
>mei on our team during attack
>shit-talks everyone
why this
>>145707456
if i had it i'd use it, but i'm saving up for ra right now, only 245 to go, using water in the meantime
Game mode with only 1 type of hero when? Its totally ruined me today having too much Genjis/Widows/Hansos/Healers.
>>145707532
>Not recording during the [waning hope] section of his animation.
A for effort.
well I captured A alone but B is a bit harder
whats the highest rank you've seen so far?
I saw a 230 a few days ago, wonder how much you need to play to get that high
>>145707682
>>145707643
It's an anchor, you cumslut.
>>145707746
Mei players only care about making others mad
>>145707598
dota? was gonna say csgo but the last one doesn't happen
>>145707482
Hooks fucking up can be incredibly frustrating for both sides but goddamn if it isn't hilarious sometimes too.
>>145707592
buddy groups of 2-3 are fine. a 4+ group though should -always- be matched against a similar group
>>145707196
My bad dude, you have to approach the corner of the ledge when doing it, so the game can render it as pseudo-ledge climbing then it'll cause you to be launched. Also the ledge has to be horizontal.
>>145707707
he does have a high floor IMO, it's not easy to be effective with him
>>145706693
I crossed into filthy mainer territory hours ago and I'm better for it and there's literally no situation you don't want me for.
>Pick Lucio
>Team mate picks Mercy
>Mercy always gets commended while I dont even when I did more healing
Is it because I am black?
>>145707707
genji does have a high skill floor, you aren't even a little useful if you can't consistently get headshots which puts him higher than basically everyone else including the snipers
>>145707795
[visible confusion]
>>145707402
why not?
Which futa would have the biggestballs
>>145707867
You aren't white Jesus.
>>145707707
That's correctly used, retard. Skill Floor means how much skill is required from the player to make the character effective.
Genji has a higher skill floor than most characters and as such you see some really mediocre players being worthless on him. T
>>145707941
Zenyatta
>>145706184
junkrat
>>145707867
You're not cute white girl.
>genji ults behind team
>no one but me even fucking turns around
>these are all at least one star players
what the actual fuck
>everyone says to bind a second jump key for lucio for jet set radio surfing
>actually much easier to just have one key for it and much better for quick jumps on short surfaces
>>145707787
265 earlier today, everybody else on the team was lvl 100+, but the other team was barely over level 75. I felt unclean.
>>145707778
forgot to quote
>>145706694
>>145707798
yup
>>145707792
Please stop for the sake of my dick.
>>145707985
they probably thought it was one of the 3 genjis on their team
>>145707857
>healer
>doing work
i know how fucking lazy you faggots are. don't you even try that shit with me
>>145707941
biggest
Mei
smallest
D.va
>Be Audio Hue
>Get 10k healing
>Every ulti is perfect, countering at least 2 enemy ults
>Literally carried the team
>1 upvote
Do you guys think we'll get holiday skins?
>>145707941
Well what do you think Mei hides under that coat?
>>145707678
nothing wrong with that, when i get a genbro on my team that actually sticks around and keeps flankers off my ass i literally experience tranquility
>>145704197
>>145706203
Pretty cool, I wish there were more little tricks like this for other heroes
WHAT THE FUCK DO I PICK
>>145707857
>Lucio
>Doing work
L
M
A
O
>start a game
>attack on the russian snow map
>we're missing our 6th
>huh well that sucks hopefully we get it soon
>2 minutes later we capture the first point and we still didn't get a 6th to join
>one of the enemies team mates drops
>they get a fucking person after 20 seconds
>play out the rest of the game without a sixth joining
Thank fucking god it wasn't a comp
>>145706905
Any more of this? What a glorious ass.
>>145708105
>giving a shit about end of the game le upboats
They literally meaningless, get over yourself
>>145708148
a healer dumbass that comp isnt even that bad
>>145708148
lucio
>>145708148
Rein, cover the card turret
>>145708148
Genji
>>145707746
why not?
>>145708148
>torb on attack
you pick the leave game button
>>145708124
I'm so happy there isn't. I enjoy being a special snowflake in popular games
>>145708237
unloved queer detected
>Zen's spinal cord terminates in a fucking USB cable
whaaaaaaaat how did I not notice that before now?
>>145708162
>t. rectal ravaged mercy
>>145708148
Go Junkrat and carry the game.
post low mmr
Lads, I have 1160 coins
What widowmaker skin should I get?
>>145704358
sucks to be you dude, i'll keep winning as solo zen against mercy+lucio teams
>>145707874
i've played him 5 hours and i'm #502 in score/min according to MOW
i've also got over 60% winrate on him
>>145708105
>Play Lucio
>Help everyone and always time my ultimate perfect
>1-2 Upboats (including me)
>Someone else plays Lucio
>Epic
I don't even know anymore
>>145707482
Roadhogs are one of the characters that instantly put me on edge, 9/10 times they are a master of hooking and gib me all match.
>>145708148
>not playing in 6 man team
Pick anyone.
Here
>>145708223
no that's her face
>>145708364
noire
>>145706694
Anyone have the webm of five Widows and a Junkrat?
>>145708106
Do they do a bunch of holiday stuff in their other games besides wow?
>>145708106
>Santa Mercy
>Santa Pharah
Oh gosh I hope
>>145708148
A god to pray to.
>>145708378
>you think someone would do that
>go on the internet and tell lies
Zenyatta really needs something to improve his mobility.
>>145707682
>>145707792
>>145708031
fuck off back to tumblr
>>145708364
Neither.
>>145708467
>implying noire isn't ugly as shit
>>145708364
Rope so you can hang yourself.
>>145708528
why would i lie? maybe you should spend less time crying on message boards and more time practicing.
>>145708423
>Dvas face
>>145708391
neither of those things are very impressive, i have like a 70% winrate with zarya with about 6 hours. guess what it's easy to get lucky when you don't have much time on a character
even if that weren't true, what would your point be? maybe you're actually good at genji, believe it or not that is actually possible
>>145706023
riverboat instead
Why are Epic skins like 75% of the time better than legendaries?
>>145708596
Post battlenet.
>traveling to Wolksvagen industries
No we fucking don't. Leave. I hate that shithole map more than Anubis and Hanamura at least got an alright 2nd point layout.
Come to think of it all capture maps have a beyond shit design around the 1st point unseen by any other fps. How and why?
I learned today that Zenyatta does not work against double Tracer teams
>>145702251
Moba playing numales have easily hurt feelings.
>25-30 levels
>nobody ever picks support or tanks aside from Roadhog
Get me out of this hell.
>>145708364
Be the victorian adventurer
>>145708581
Spotted the zenyatta main
>>145708548
Easy now friend, no need to be a sourpuss. Have a good day.
>tfw I always instalock Soldier: 76
>tfw I have a 3.9 K/D ratio
>tfw I have a 68% winrate
>>145708591
Post all you have anon, especially of that ass.
They should just change Orb of Harmony into a different kind of buff entirely, Zenyatta doesn't need to be a healer. OoH sucks ass at healing anyway, consistently see Zens get outhealed even by 76 players.
>>145708704
>victorian
>>145708731
>k/d ratio
>>145708728
>>145708692
>YFW you're Zen and the enemy team has a moderately good tracer
May as well just put your fucking ass in the air the second you step out of spawn quite frankly. If you don't have someone countering her then you can't play zenyatta.
>>145707448
now i don't want to place words in that guys mouth but i'm pretty sure he meant that he's the worst gameplay-wise
>>145704636
>kill her first
>she runs back to the point after and presses q
there's no winning
it wouldn't be as bad if it didn't charge in 5 seconds
>>145708678
because that totally tracks number of wins vs. specific team comps right?
btw just got done with a victory against a team whose mercy was ulting like every 30 seconds or less, they also had zarya and we didn't. feels good.
>>145708731
There is never a time when he is a bad choice
He has no counters due to his mobility, range, and self heal
You mained right
Which skin?
>>145708789
>consistently see Zens get outhealed even by 76 players.
if this happens the zen isn't even trying. ooh isn't great but it gets people back in the fight
>>145708918
i meant the worst as in he's bad at winning against good players. because he sucks.
>>145708960
It will show your stats. That's good enough.
And why not post that play?
Instead of going on the internet and telling lies?
>killing Widow doesn't end wallhacks
>killing Mercy doesn't stop rez
Why is this allowed? Kills denying ultimates is a huge part of this game, why are these heroes exempt from that?
>>145705796
I don't think those count. You didn't get xp either because you didn't spawn before the match ended.
>>145708875
>>145708423
Any more of that T H I C C Mei?
>>145708993
>He has no counters
snipers
>>145708692
have you tried clicking on them? jesus is everbody in this general this bad
>Soldier complains about Pharah
FUCKING WAKE ME UP
>>145704790
>>145708492
Yup.
did no one on the hero balance team consider that roadhog maybe shouldn't be able to literally fucking one-shot most other heroes in the game
>>145709043
how? nothing is saved after you close the client, and i didn't think it was a big deal at the time
you're free to believe me or not, that's fine, life's too good to care
>>145708853
If you're not killing people as Soldier then you're doing it wrong.
>>145708993
I'm using the default skin but I might get one of the blue or purple variants. The legendary skins don't look too good.
>>145709105
>burst damage + helix rocket
try again
>>145709112
you are legitimately retarded if you think Zenyatta can do anything against double Tracers.
>>145709050
>Rez occurs the second they press the button
>Respawn points are fly targets
A mercy with ult can not be stopped
All you can do is wait around the respawns like you were waiting for mei
>>145702537
... I don't really get it
>>145708704
I can never decide whether I like comtesse or huntress better
How do I git gud enought to not miss 100% of my shots as widow?
>Have to backfill in Lijiang Tower as we're getting our asses kicked game 2
>Somehow pull it out and go to a close game 3
>We make it to 87 percent before they cap it and go all the way to overtime
>Almost the entire team dies to a Zarya + Pharah combo
>Make it back in time to see the overtime clock run out as Hanzo STANDS DEAD STILL TWENTY FEET AWAY FROM THE POINT SPAMMING ARROWS
>WE LOSE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
HANZO PLAYERS ARE THE WORST I WOULD TAKE FIVE RETARDED GENJI PLAYERS AND FIVE ICEWALLING MEIS OVER A SINGLE BAD HANZO PLAYER EVERY GAME RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145709205
dude, this is the team that looked at the TF2 sniper and said "this guy needs massive across-the-board buffs. and a wallhack. also some tits"
>>145709281
try clicking on them. retard.
>>145709251
one of you has wallhacks and can kill the other in one hit
the other doesn't have wallhacks and takes multiple hits to kill the other
yes, snipers fuck soldier, you just don't play against good ones, srry
>>145709162
The follow up
>>145709284
Yeah so they should add a cast time to it before it activates, like Lucio ult. I think that would be fair.
>>145709205
>complaining about Free-Ult-hog
PROTIP: Shoot his fat body and head 'til he dies.
>>145709378
I know it's hard to wrap your head around this is a future bronze leaguer but you're not going to kill a good tracer as Zenyatta simple as that
>>145704027
>not being able to shoot a single player because "he's moving too fast :(((((((((("
I hope you never have to play a real FPS
>>145709395
Don't run in the open you fucking mongoloid. Like fuck me man, have you never played an FPS before?
>>145709205
They confirmed that Roadhog is supposed to be able to do this intentionally, because he otherwise won't get random peek out spam shot kills.
That being said, they really should adjust the timing a bit so that Roadhog can still do his combo, while the person he yanked is able to input stuff. Roadhog should definitely not be able to get the first action post-hook off, he already got the hook.
>>145709395
>ults
every hero can kill their counter with ults, try again
can you break meis cryfreeze thing she puts herself in? If not they really need to change that
delaying the payload or a cap when her entire team is dead is annoying as fuck
>>145709428
no, you want to leave him alive
>>145709428
>being in vision of roadhog
I'd rather not be instagibbed by a headshot from a shotgun (because that's how that works)
>>145709623
Haha yeah so toxic right nerf that NOW rito pls
>>145705002
Doing God's work anon.
Couple of questions:
Which do you think does 76 have better skin on Legendaries? or basic ones?
Who's the best 76 player you've seen so far in youtube or twitch?
>>145709684
>consequence-free contesting is a good thing
>>145704358
It seems like there are a lot of ults/abilities in the game that sounded good on paper but in practice just turn the game into a fucking miserable chore and Mercy's ult is one of them
>Clear off the entire point after a long difficult battle
>LOL RESURRECT
>All the effort you just put in was wasted and they win anyway because Mercy held down M1 long enough
Zenyatta doesn't really need a buff though his biggest problem is his relatively slow healing and there's nothing you can do about that short of letting him Harmony two people at once
>>145708692
>When you Disco the tracer and have the head shot lined up and the frame before she turns to brown bread she zip-zap-zoopity-baps behind you.
>>145709623
no you can't and no they don't
>>145706459
should if you can do it right. I had to rebind the jump button on lucio and phara to L2 but now they have way better to move. Just change buttons until it's natural.
>>145709405
Oh... I think get it. I don't read Korean but I'm pretty sure Mercy's pissed and spouting off some long profane list of "why the fuck did you fake your own death?" in German while Soldier is wondering what she's saying and guessing "You're mad at me, aren't you Angela?"
>>145709749
>>Who's the best 76 player you've seen so far in youtube or twitch?
I'm the best Soldier: 76.
>>145709238
Welp, that settles that.
Why are you so terrible at the game anon? I'd be more than willing to post my sick zen stats to shut me up.
>>145704043
I literally just proved this point, one of the worst teams I've ever played in and we won against a well organised team. We had a McCree who used high noon to shoot Reinhardt's shield.
>>145709762
the consequence is you're stuck with a mei
>>145709516
what about "wallhacks" don't you get?
>>145709582
most characters don't have ults that will be up for like half the game
even if they don't you're playing against retarded shitters if they actually struggle against soldiers, KYS
>>145709623
It's not really that annoying. You can literally just kill her the millisecond she comes out of freeze considering she can't move. Suddenly the defense has one less person to combat the attackers with.
Reaper's wraith form is far more obnoxious than Mei's ice block.
when you tire just right
>>145709935
>even if they don't you're playing against retarded shitters if they actually struggle against soldiers, KYS
Sounds like you're a shitter who can't kill Soldier. top kek
>Enemy Roadhog on fire for 95% of the match
>>145708728
>>145707682
>>145707792
holy shit i have such a soft spot for lesbian pairings
maybe i should start posting on /u/
>>145707240
>Being this wrong
Holy shit nigga you can still kill every single tank with flash fan the hammer roll fan punch. it does 595 damage if it all hits
>>145710045
i don't know how you got that from "they're free kills for widow" but ok
i also don't play literally either character, this is just common knowledge and common sense
>>145709990
Me hooley
Team dooley
>>145705391
>Windowasher on the ground, in the open
>Lucio & Dad76 just standing still
>Junkrat being that close
If there was one thing that fired up my autism today, it was that PotG. Jesus Christ.
>enemy Genji struggling to do anything
>his team wins
>gg ez
Like clockwork. I am pretty sure a sizeable amount of LoL players migrated.
>>145710098
His self heal inflates it by a lot.
>mfw my team thinks that in order to win they need to stay near the point
>but definitely not in the point
>tfw unloading a fully charged Zenny m2 into a widow's face as soon as her gate opens
>>145709749
Basic skins are too fly to deny
Smoke especially
I don't think a dominant 76er has surfaced because anyone that has every played a shooter plays 76 well
Less of a low skill floor and more of a well designed all-rounder hero
>Tfw 400 gold until you can own the best skin in the game again
Please lootboxes bless me
>>145710098
That's because it's incredibly easy to become n fire as Roadhog. Just landing hooks and healing yourself is enough, you don't even necessarily have to kill people.
>>145709328
see webm here >>145705002
same thing for all snipers
>>145710127
roadhog has 600 and he can just heal the second flash wears off and then cuck you
>>145708148
>Need offense
>And a support
If you dont pick Zenyatta here you're a fucking moronNot really that comp isnt even that great for Trascendance
>>145710208
>Not Sunyatta
wew lad
>>145709465
stay bad lmao
>have over 1800 coins
>nothing in the game I want to spend it on.
how long do you think it would take for them to add new skins and emotes?
>>145710208
That's not Ifrit
Any tips on how to play zenyatta?
>>145709504
He has a team, you know. I can't devote all my resources to taking down one guy going 500mph in and out of the objective behind walls and on the ceiling healing 100 hp per second
and then you kill him and he speed boosts back 3 seconds later and does the same thing
>>145709314
The swiss flag is literally a plus.
>>145710098
>enemy lucio is on fire
???
this means jack shit
>>145709050
>killing Mercy doesn't stop rez
They changed it in the beta so you could interrupt it by killing her but mercy players bitched so hard they reverted it
I liked that change a lot
>>145710208
I got Djinnyatta and Ra from lootboxes :^)
>>145710208
That's not ascendant.
>>145710296
Ok he can't kill roadhog solo anymore, big fucking deal he can still kill reaper mei tracer genji lucio mercy symmtra and most heros in one fan still. He can also still kill Winston Dva and Reinhardt if he uses his cooldowns right. He is still very strong as a flanker and 1v1 fighter what he is made for you dumb nigger.
>>145710343
have another healer on your team
debuff and buff players ass needed
never stop feeding people your balls
Someone should make one of those lewd gifs but with zarya
>>145708789
Just make it do a shit version of the other buffs. Atk/Movement/Healing at a third of the value of lucio or mercy
>>145710318
They won't
I'm assuming it'll be the current unlock blueprint for every new character they add
and maybe the occasional holiday or event skin for popular heroes
>>145709990
Junkrats are true assets
Is there a more satisfying feeling than when you absolutely rek genji shitters
FeelsGoodMan
>>145710109
Did the servers just die?
>>145710098
If you're not on fire at least 90% of the game as roadhog you're shit
>>145710460
there's only like, two lewd pictures of Zarya.
>>145710530
>He gets points for killing himself with rip tire
it's the little things
>>145710510
i hope they do.
> genji pops deflect anticipating flashbang
> I wait
>>145710454
>reaper mei
nope
i'm assuming you're talking about e+right click. you can't kill them before the stun wears off now, which means they can hold shift to deny you
also i'm a different person from whoever you were arguing with before, just pointing out that you're wrong about some things. if i were saying wrong things i'd rather be corrected personally, better to know than to find out in the middle of a match
>When you finally kill that Tracer that's been harassing you all game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExYnV1OyH6o
>>145710362
>open teamchat
>say "focus lucio on walls"
>potato team is now made aware of what is perpetually contesting the point
>lucio dies
that was hard
>>145710585
;_;
I don't know, but this every hero is overpowered and you can't stop their combos is getting very annoying.
McCree can still flashbang fan 3/4th of the roster without any user action possible before you die
Roadhog can hook combo 3/4th of the roster without any user action possible before you die
Pretty much every ult in the game is designed to net you atleast 1-2 guaranteed free kills, again, you guessed it, no counterplay involved.
I really don't know what I expected, but the game is getting more boring by the day.
***/owg/ PUSSY TIER LIST***
S-Tier
>D.Va
Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes
A-Tier
>Mercy
Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.
>Mei
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.
B-Tier
>Zarya
Zarya's womanhood is a force in the bedroom. Her muscular frame persists down to her vagina, which contracts tightly and heavenly during orgasm. Zarya's dominant passion for riding dick makes her vagina powerful. Though her clit was pierced at one point, it's unknown how often Zarya utilizes this. Notable qualities- strong contractions, medium sized pierced clitoris, dark coloration.
>Widowmaker
A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable qualities- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.
(1/2)
>>145710564
>feeling shy
what?
>>145710530
Allahu Ackbar
>>145710615
>Flashing before there safe zone
I know they can get a fuck you off but you shouldn't do that unless yo are low hp and wanna get away
>>145710170
I'm sorry anon, I can't have fun as Junkrat unless I'm flying around and getting in peoples faces with the concussion mine.
>Tfw your webm gets a lot more replies than you expected
>>145710208
>dupe djinyatta
>only 200 coins
>have 2 76 on my team
>gold damage as rein
how can you be THAT bad?
>>145710614
>mccree holds flashbang anticipating my deflect
>i wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PfrmCGFnk
>Winrate always goes up when I stop playing with friends
This is pain
Any good hanzos here? post stats
>>145710710
im so sorry you played this long and havent improved at all
>>145710713
>widowmaker's pussy is experienced
Oh you can say that again
>>145710713
>>145710601
You have terrible problems, and this is coming from someone who always buys cosmetics in games I like.
>>145710713
please tell me this is pasta
please tell me that whoever wrote this is not in this thread right now
>>145710808
Tell me where I'm wrong, go ahead.
>go 50-2 with soldier while defending the payload
>get message after game
>kill yourself ya little faggot bitch
>>145710805
Don't drink and Zenyatta!
>>145710614
>randomly play bastion
>genji runs straight at me with deflect on thinking i'll kill myself
>wait for it to finish and instantly kill him
That Mei exploit on Numbani is pretty top tier griefing.
>not letting the enemy to even reach first check point on Gibraltar
I actually felt sorry for them Jesus Christ what a massacre
>>145708124
>widow quick-scope
>reaper reload cancel
That's about it. These kind of things are stupid and game breaking, and I say that as a Melee player. Without the glitches Melee would be a slow mess a la Brawl, but Overwatch is perfectly fine without them.
>>145710601
This is actual autism
>when you're playing solo and roll over a team so hard in the first game the lobby ends and it says "Finding a More Balanced Game"
POST >yfw you get play of the game and its lit AF
>>145710927
What Mei exploit?
>>145710343
You can throw out orbs of discord in-between regular attack animations.
Stay behind Reinhardt shields if possible
Your orbs will not work without line of sight, putting a discord orb on an enemy is as good at forcing them to disengage as it is at killing them.
Don't chase, dive, or do things alone in general with the notable exception being contesting points.
For the love of god don't pick Zenyatta without a Lucio or Mercy on your team.
The easiest way to meet these goals is to have a premade team.
>>145710883
well first of all you complained that every hero was overpowered and then only listed two examples
and then you said theres no counterplay to ults even though the people using them shout it out for the entire server to hear and can still be killed while using them
Can someone explain to me the S76xMercy shipping
They have no interaction in game
And Mercy tried to bring back REYES, not Morrison, when both were presumed dead
McCree cares enough to say something when he kills 76, saying he "Thought I saw a ghost"
Mercy doesnt say shit
holy no life
>tfw you finally understand a hero and start to have fun playing them
>>145711004
>>145710510
>all new content and heroes are free
What part of this don't you understand?
>>145711067
Mom/Dad
>>145711067
mercy is a mom figure and 76 is a dad figure.
>Playing McCree
>Enemy team has a Rein
Fuck this.
>>145711004
>>145711004
>>145710952
>>reaper reload cancel
does nothing, only hero with a reload cancel is S76 and it's a pointless 100ms saved
>>145711149
what
>>145710191
drilling someone with a full 5 orb is the best feel.
>>145711036
Next time I'll be sure to write an entire article for your blog.
>>145710564
nothing makes me lose my boner faster than lazy/bad art
>>145710640
That's Kazuya Mishima not Phoenix Wright.
>>145711096
The star is prestige right? What's max level anyway? I've saw a few stars. You're right, they have no life or ever have any sex and need to lose weight asap
>>145709854
nah, i'm good. what you believe has no bearing on anything.
>>145711067
>And Mercy tried to bring back REYES, not Morrison, when both were presumed dead
Hard to resurrect someone without a body. Didn't end so well for the edgelord.
>McCree cares enough to say something when he kills 76, saying he "Thought I saw a ghost"
McCree was part of Blackwatch and probably sees resemblance between 76 and Morrison
>>145711149
You do realize that you can flash over his shield, right?
How do we make Zenyatta's ult actually good? Right now all it does is temporarily make up for his shoddy healing when he pops it, but it's nowhere near as big a game changer as literally any of the other support ults.
>>145711238
im sorry that I expected people to know what they were talking about
How do you get into playing this game comp? does a tf2 center esque thing exist i'm tired of losing games with 3 gold medals,
ITS KEEPS HABBENING
>>145711263
Level 1,890 is when the portrait stops changing.
>>145703085
FemTorb is badass
>>145711005
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4ocq5d/i_was_just_trolled_in_the_most_irritating_way_and/
>>145710713
>>Mercy
>Overwatch's one true MILF
>She has had no children
SHE'S NOT A MILF THEN IS SHE
>>145710952
Reaper's cancel only shaves off a couple decimals and Genji can do the same thing with FoB delay melee cancel
More about doing the 30 damage while reloading than actually shortening the firing delay
>>145710805
>good hanzos
that's oxymoronic, anon
>>145711263
1000
>>145711004
>>145711297
>>145711196
His shield blocks your ult.
Is there anyone more annoying to fight than Genji? I switch to winston just to shit on his day
>>145710713
>1/2
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS THE SECOND PART?
>>145711279
And Mercy doesn't?
All right fello lucibros what's your go too music and outfit for Lucio playing
>ribbit outfit
>Playing this over the mic as quite then crank it up when I hit E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AobZ7jkkLgU
>>145708364
Patina.
>>145708563
Its great, but the hair..cables..whatever, totally kills it.
>>145711352
Both spawns change when attackers cap the first point
The Overtime system in this game is fucking garbage. It doesnt work half the time. It just triggers randomly.
>>145710748
Nah,I'm just messing with ya for the most part. Those three idiots on the ground still deserved to get the aloha snackbar for not paying attention to their surroundings
>>145711441
So fucking flank.
>>145711307
discord enemies in the radius
make whoever has harmony orb on them also invincible like zen
>>145706864
>But in the majority of my games there is always a Genji who picks him the instant the game loads up and never ever switches.
This holy shit. Even on defense mode
>>145711116
Skin unlocks guy
I never complained about any one character, I see a lot of hate on cowboy. It says soldier is weak against him, but I feel that's really wrong. Soldier is only shit against ninja, he can wipe out anyone else 1v1 with ease
>lucio is doing retarded meme run around the well
>use knock back as pharah above him
>he disappears into the hole at sanic speed
>tfw you say ggez and trigger an autist
>>145711486
It's still a free cap + demoralizing your team.
>>145711453
Mercy was part of medical team and most likely didn't have more interaction with them aside from medical meetings. Both of them held great influence in the organization so of course she tried to bring them back.
>>145711527
Having a enemy Mercy with Rez and an enemy corpse down on the point will trigger Overtime.
>>145711263
one star is 100 levels
>>145711527
i get it on all the other maps but on koth it fucking triggers me
there can be no one on the site for ten seconds and it still goes into overtime OR i get onto the site and it says contesting yet we lose
>>145711598
>tfw you throw a bait and get a bite
???
>It's a Windowlicker shoots Roadhog instead of Pharah or Mercy or actually anything else episode
>>145711004
>mfw D.va ult kills 4 people on objective and the POTG cam lasts long enough to see me spray and nod at the wall
>>145703270
THE GUIDING PRINCIPLES OF JUNKRAT
IT'S HARD TO JUST SIT AROUND KNOWING THERE'S
SOMEONE OUT THERE THAT NEEDS TO BE BLOWN UP!
I'M THE EVIL AUSTRALIAN BOMBER THAT BOMBS AT
WHATEVER TIME HE DAMN WELL PLEASES!
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, BLOW IT UP AGAIN!
HAVE A NICE DAY!
Stay out of trouble.
someone post the black child running away from peoples ults
>playing at night
>everyone is at least 50 levels higher than me
>get stomped
>still get 3 gold medals as zarya
>>145705597
1. Tracer
2. Genji
3. Widow
I play as tracer and you need to shoot faces with her, I've seen like 2 other good ones so far
>friend claims to main junkrat
>he cant even direct hit with him
uuhh
>>145711754
wow nice blog, subscribed
>>145711527
>Hop out of a window onto the point
>I'm inside the red line
>Game ends
I mainLucio, Reinhardt and Soldier
>>145711727
Based playerbases
1. Roadhog
2. Mercy
3. Winston
why are most of the defense heroes so fucking boring to play?
>>145711808
the point is that matchmaking fucking sucks
>>145711329
what? you keep picking widow to bodyshot everyone and forget to place your mine?
>>145711704
Gg ez
Anyone got some OW comics that would like to share? For every comic i'll kill 100 tracers in game.
>>145711725
>Tfw you start gitting gud at aiming your balls and you start taking out Pharah's easily
>>145711096
>>145707049
NICE OBSERVATION ANON, REST THAT BRAIN OF YOURSmale zarya is handsomenot that she isn't already
>>145711527
>>145711826
>>145711698\
>close match on koth, 99% - 99%
>me and a teammate on the point and have been for 2+ seconds
>DEFEAT
>half the lobby types "wtf" in chat, even the enemy team
blizzard please
>>145710868
>>145710965
NEET detected.
>>145711875
Because fun is subjective and you're clearly a "click on head" kind of guy
I am so fucking tired of snipers on attack.
They. Don't. Fucking. Work. Unless. You're. Really. Good. And you're not.
>tfw people expect Reinhardt to just be a moving rectangle and don't capitalize on him going aggressive and forcing the enemy to focus him
>they've never played an MMO so they don't know that tanks are also supposed to take aggro away from the squishier heroes
>>145711454
https://youtu.be/20u6sif6JjM
That's just plain
Poppycock
>>145711989
>its not even ranked XD
>>145711542
Any capable Reinhardt players will telepathically locate mc rees starting a high noon and proceed to shield most of it.
Doesn't matter where you are, if he's in your vision, its fucked.
Let's say I want about 10000 overbucks how much does it cost?
>>145705418
>D.va mains
>Worse than Reinhardt mains
check out this sweet screenshot of mei's butt:
C:\Users\Mark\Pictures\sweet_release_mei_butt.png
>>145711859
>Mercy
Lol no, I see you trying to sneak that in there
I've never met a more easily triggered and useless playerbase than your average mercy player.
>>145711454
>>145712050
>not listening to his actual song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs
>>145712096
You can't buy currency, anon.
>>145711856
thanks
>>145712106
I have 120ish hours played and I've only met 2 shitty Reinhardts. And one of them was justified in their bitching because our team was shit, but expressed himself poorly.
>>145712130
fucking mark, get out of here
>>145710601
>spent almost 500 dollarydoos on random chance boxes in 2 days
>>145708423
>dva's face
>>145712191
We move together as one is the only good one the healing music is shit
>>145711934
lol faggots
>>145712191
>You can't buy currency, anon.
why not
>>145712130
>>145711598
>mfw you instapick [hero that some guy hates] and spergs lose their shit
>Have a favorite character
>don't like any of the skins for that character
halp
>>145712106
>mains
Stop it.
>>145703085
Fem!Junkrat is CUTE!
>>145712326
Consider not being a vapid cunt.
>>145712331
>I play all 21 characters equally!
no you dont
>>145711598
>tfw you get banned from persistent reporting
enjoy spending another 35$ to get back in :)
Who are the publords now that Widow and McCree have been nerfed?
My vote goes to Zarya and Tracer
>>145712331
no.
>>145712096
uhh, about 600 loot crates. plus or minus a couple hundred. depends on how many duplicates you get or if you just get straight lucky with legendary coin drops.
>>145711454
>not blasting weeaboo hardcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJKopj8DaYc
>>145712096
Probably like $250 depending on your luck
>>145712331
>I don't understand that "main" is an easily understood way of saying "character that I play the most and am most comfortable with."
That autism.
Stop it.
>>145712037
>Team whines when rein goes in to splat supports or taxi enemy rein away from his team
>Never capitalize on disruption
>Never stay behind shield when it's out
>Hide behind cover while you're blocking sniper/bastion instead of focusing them
>Never push the point with you because all they want to do is get unaware kills by flanking
The only pubproof way to run rein is payload guarding
>>145702762
Because I'm a one man apocalypse.
>>145712398
Hanzo and Hanzo
>>145712326
just use the classic then, it's the best in a lot of cases anyway
I really just need the Lucio reddit skin and I'd be happy
>>145712398
Zerya is the new FotM
incoming nerf
>>145712256
The healing and speedboost songs are "layers" of We Move Together As One.
>Reyes and S76 both entered into the Solider Enhancement Program
>Reaper's came back wrong when mercy ressurected him, and his cells are rapidly degenerating and regenrating, allowing him to absorb cell structure from dead enemies, living on longer
>S76 is rapidly aging like Solid Snake
Something tells me the enhancement program didnt turn out as well as they wanted
>have no issue with connection since release
>past 2 days my ping has been hopping up into the 300s
What the fuck is going on? I checked my speed on other games, its just overwatch doing this shit
>>145711598
>tfw the only ones i saw say that are the ones getting carried
Stop being insecure mate. It's only video game.
>>145710601
>spending hundreds of dollars on 377 random chance lootboxes
a u t i s m
>>145712564
bad routing to their servers
your ISP a shit
>>145712517
This is healing song it doesn't sound anything like we move together as one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEuCcywh12Q
>>145712471
>tfw playing Reinhardt on Volskaya
>team is getting raped at chokepoint
>come in from the side and rain havoc on the enemy team
>my team actually pushes in and Lucio ults when we get to the point
I'm pretty sure they were a 5-man stack, which is why they had some semblance of coordination.
>>145712383
that escalated quickly
>>145712564
I've been having ping for 4-5 days now too, but I think mine is just my shitty internet.
>>145712432
My nigga
>>145712564
>300s
So you're like, over 3 minutes behind everyone?
>>145708423
Reminder to leave the D.va cosplaying to the actual asiansIRL thicc Mei is 10/10 tho
>>145712037
>route 66 defense on last point
>enemy team is grouping up for their final push
>charge the small gap between the wall and payload
>pin their mercy
>instantly turn around and HAMMER DOWN before they can grasp what's going on
>team killh
Reinhardt is pure perfection for me.
>>145712084
>telepathically
He probably hear you yelling "IT'S HIIIIIIGH NOOOOOOON".
>time to cancer
>>145712672
I completely forgot about that song (probably because it's trash). You're right. It's pretty shit.
>in overtime
>managing to hold the control point
>die
>5 other teammates alive
>enemy team pretty much all dead
>all standing around the control point
>noone is able to step in to reset the fucking overtime
>DEFEAT
why do I have to deal with this shit
>Decide to play support because I've neglected my healing duties
>On defence so picked Mercy instead of Lucio
>Everyone runs off in separate directions and dies
>Barely have a chance to heal anyone
What do? Do I just pick one person and stick with them at all times?
>friend has spent $200 on boxes
Do people have no control on their spending or am I just cheap?
>>145708423
>dva
Does her face actually look like that? How is that even possible? I feel legitimately bad for this person.
>>145712326
Being a Zarya main must be suffering
>>145712816
press tab and figure out who the is doing the best. don't pocket tanks.
>>145710510
They definitely will. Way too much money in it for relatively little effort.
>>145712853
guarantee she still gets laid more than 90% of dudes
>>145712868
>get a highlight intro for Zarya
>get an emote
>get several voice lines
>no skins yet
FUUUUUUCK
if blizz keeps putting me with retards whats stopping me from just afking?
>>145712084
so use high noon to break the shield then so your team can open up. you expect a 6k every time you press Q or what?
Help me, I can't play any other hero besides Tracer. Everyone else feels too slow and I can have fun even if we get stomped.
>>145712331
>Counterpicking the entire cast and playing them at a mediocre level
>Better than mastering a handful, preferably at least one of each type
Your autism sickens me.
>>145712853
yes some people are unfortunately ugly. I don't know why you would want to accentuate that by cosplaying though ffs
>>145702762
OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>>145710601
The jews win again. If i would win on the fucking lottery i wouldn't spend a single dime on this level of useless shit.
>Play Junkrat on Anubis Attack
>Attack Commencing!
>Concussion Jump over the enemy defenses
>Follow and kill a Hanzo on the way
>Stand on the point by myself
>Knock out a Tracer halfway through
>Killed by a D.Va when I finished capping
>Respawned
>Join the rest of my team as we 3x insta-cap objective Bgg ez
new thred where
>>145711826
>lose as defenders even though I was on top of the fucking payload
>>145712841
>F2P effect
Once you get used to paying after you paid for the game, it's all over.
>>145712326
I know that feel
The thing is McCree's skins are actually pretty good but I like him because he's a Clint Eastwood-esque cowboy not a superhero/southern gambler so I just stick with the default
>>145712321
I love how easy it is to trigger people in this game.blizzbabies can't handle the bantz
>>145712853
>I feel legitimately bad for this person.
don't be. plastic surgery is affordable to anyone living in the first world.
>>145712471
>Hide behind cover while you're blocking sniper/bastion instead of focusing them
Fucking christ this pisses me off so much more than anything else.
Here I am soaking up the damage and grabbing the attention of Torbjörns turret and/or Bastion's minigun.
Then the team decides to pick their noses doing fuck-all hiding behind cover as my shield breaks and THEN run out die to them a second later.
Jesus fucking christ just fucking shoot at them or do SOMETHING when I've got their attention. Fuck.
>>145712084
>Not using high noon for its true purpose as the ultimate free threat
Q+M2, watch them scramble as you move to flank, then after one kill do it again
Then when they ignore you open fire
>>145712386
>believing you can get banned for saying gg
Nice try blizzbaby
>>145711149
>playing D.va on Anubis
>hear high noon
>see glowing McCree on top of a building
>boost in and defense matrix 4 shots
>knock him off and team swarms him
Feels fucking fantastic
>>145713082
New thread
>>145713206
>>145712973
you're the retard
>>145702762
>play solo
>actually win more games than lose
>play with friends
>get stomped every time
>>145710793
Matchmaking already have a hard time doing his fucking job. When you invite people from all around the MMR map it just gives up and goes full retard.
>>145702762
I'm the only autist in my group of friends who'll stay up past 3, and I just enjoy playing this game.
>>145712326
Hoard and wait for content patches
>>145711598
tried it for a while. It's not really that funny.
>>145712980
No mr Reinhardt, I expect them to die.
So what do the nerfs entail?
As far as I can tell:
-McCree is now useless against most tanks.
-Soldier 76 and Pharah have been indirectly buffed
-Widowmaker is just as strong as she always was, they only got rid of her rescope exploit
-Tracer still can do as much damage as she wants with no one to stop her except McCree and Roadhog.
>>145711949
>It's exlusive shit it costs 100 bucks extra
>their torb had a 50 player kill streak
Well time to test him out I guess.
>>145703016
Yeah, until Defense Matrix runs out and Bastion shreds through the mech in 0.4 seconds
Most Bastions in pubs seem to go down to a mechless D.va running in a circle around them, but one with a brain will just set up shop in a corner.
>>145703016
holy shit no what the fuck are you thinking
>>145712949
>Get 1st Legendary in my Level 30ish box
>It's the tumblr Zarya
End my fucking life.
>>145709405
Translation?
>>145713445
Reaper, Mei, and 76 are no longer completely outclassed by McCree
Less people are playing Widow since they can't rely on constantly getting body shots
>>145702251
Soft cunts who can't handle some cheeky banter
>3 eliminations in the game
>gold medal
Close game gg :^)
This shit is more annoying than LoL and Dota combined.
Hail satan
>>145706203
So it goes something like
Hold Forward>Press Dash>Collide with object and hold climb>Let go of forward and climb after animation
I've been trying it for 10minutes now and haven't gotten it down yet, but then again I really don't play Genji.
>>145714026
You realize that everyone that has the same number of kills as you gets a gold medal right? So having gold with only 3 kills means all of your teammates could have 3 kills each too.
>>145714078
>>145711725
NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS
>>145714007
>cheeky banter
>not saying anything intelligent
ebin trole
>>145714167
I hated this part of Skyward Sword
>>145708423
You guys wouldn't fuck her? She's got a nice body. Just do it doggy style.
>>145702326
What does that mean?
>>145714173
Reinhardt+Mercy on both team. At this point the match should just randomly choose 2-2 players that have to play them and the rest can have fun.
tfw my 660ti cant hold a steady 144 or even 120fps across all maps at 1080p...
>>145713918
Yeah instead you get even more useless Honzos.
>>145714167
this needs to be a spray.
>>145714439
Every game I played today had instalocking Hanzo and Genji on my team.
All different people. On every map, from KotH to Anubis defense. I want this to stop.
>>145714104
If only i saw anyone dying from the enemy team in the top right corner than i would actually try to believe that.
>>145702551
Symmetra really needs to be looked at again if this chart is accurate. She's used exclusively on defense. That's not a good sign of a well balanced character.
>>145702705
Mine says I can't aim. lol
>>145714649
She's a builder hero, and not a very good one (mostly just relies on the enemy being blind to turrets in chokepoints and spawning behind the enemy's back).
Honestly, I feel like she needs to be seriously reworked to be useful anywhere else other than some payload defense maps.
>>145714649
Symmetra also loses a lot of power when you're defending the last point.
>>145714897
she loses all of it. It takes her 6 times as long as torb to set up, for less damage and less range, and her shields are less useful and 3 times weaker than his armor drops.
>>145702551
>Lucio at 100% KOTH usage
Even the pubs get it
>>145702551
>never saw other zenyattas before i mained zenyatta
>i start maining zenyatta
>every game i join has a zenyatta
fucking blizzard
is there anything more heroic and manly as charging a D.Va mech mid-self destruct away from your team as Reinhardt?
.gif related
>>145715183
Using your shield to block the damage without needlessly sacrificing yourself and leaving your team without a tank when they probably would have just avoided the explosion anyway.
>>145713918
Yeah now instead we have Mercy+Reaper outclassing everyone.
>>145702860
>>145703501
is there a leaving penalty? i'm too paranoid to leave shitty matches after leaverbuster scarred me on league.
>>145713904
Protip: the boxes aren't fully random. You cannot go more than 25 boxes without a legendary. You're being dramatic on the internet; stop.
>>145715183
I am convinced i am a shitter in shitter MMR but i rarely see anyone dying to D.Va ult.
>>145715324
this desu krautpai
>>145715043
Not to mention that her telly becomes almost useless.
>>145715442
is this really true?
you get 2 guaranteed legendaries if you buy 50 crates?
>>145715442
>Tfw you get you first two Legendaries at 25 and 50 exactly
This explains a lot
>>145714886
She works on Anubis defense. Which is pretty much the only place I've ever been successful with her. Even then a Torbjorn with her there helps a lot with armor and shields as well as multiple turret placements.
It doesn't help that she's the only support that can't heal. If the shield gave a small regen, less than Lucio's, then it would be something.
>>145716004
>get 2 legendaries at 10
>then another at 15
>get a duplicate legendary at 25
>get legendary cash at 40
>Attack on Kingsrow
>entire team is too goddamn afraid to go through the fucking gate
>only attempts to move forward if there's a reinhardt with a shield
What the fucking hell.
>>145715826
>>145716004
Got three legendaries in six boxes. Granted that was twenty levels ago. So I drained my luck then.
>>145713497
>He hasn't played based torb
Only good manlet in existence is torb.