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Johnny edition
Previous thread:
>>145560527
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
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First for banning furries
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>>145699245
2nd for HairlessEagle
she's cute!
CUTE!
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>>145699427
>she
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Johnny was a faggot.
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>>145699427
underrated girl
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>>145699427
how the fuck did you make jay leno in gta
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>>145699615
it was literally 10/10 dlc and a huge slap in the face to fans
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>>145700034
BoGT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TLaD
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Is CEO shit the best way to make cash now?
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>>145700598
they were both good DLC but jewstar being the jews they are shit in the face of the DLC they didn't make them enough precious shekels. Meanwhile there's absolutely no singleplayer DLC for GTAV because, once again, not enough shekels to be made when compared to releasing new vehicles for ridiculous prices and selling shark cards to compensate instead.
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>>145700598
True, but Johnny still was a cool guy.
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how do i get a free buzzard as a ceo
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>>145701178
you can't unless you already own a buzzard, at which point "free" isn't exactly an apt description
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>>145701247
>Not already owning a Buzzard
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>>145701359
I own a buzzard, but I wouldn't consider it "free" in any case
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>>145700812
Then what is
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After I make my 1M$ and become a CEO for the first time, do I still need the money to do it agian?
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>>145701359
>>145701178
>>145701393
>tfw I bought a buzzard in 2013 when I did my first money glitch
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>>145701471
Same thing as before.
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>>145701592
no, you can turn on/off CEO/VIP status after you buy an office, at no cost.
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>it's a GM skid session
>join a new one
>it's another GM skid session
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>>145699427
there's the Kazreetsus, the joacimots, the Auroras
But I am loyal to my girl Hairless, underrated indeed, I remember her lewd days
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Friendly reminder that it's impossible to shoot while rolling
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>>145702201
>PS Quadruple master race
>haven't seen any skids since the Triple
At least you get higher quality jaggies lmao
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>>145703698
tatoos are fucking disgusting
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>tfw no braindead lowbie friends to extort for CEO work
the pain is unbearable
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>>145703824
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>>145704563
>rockstar will never EVER EVER EVER EVER FOREVER NEVER EVER increase payouts for associates or give them a cut of the sale because muh shark cards
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>>145704563
I'm always willing to help out with crates when I'm on.
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FRIENDLY REMINDER: xSnapdragon is a T20 shit and soon to be a proto shit too.I got lazy with these but I'm back
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Friendly reminder: all crewmembers are required to set their system to imperial from metric for consistency of measurements among crewmembers
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Yo has the internet browser pointer always been a middle finger? I just now noticed that lmao
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>>145705368
Since day one
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>steamgroup potw is Higgus
>Boko won't even put out
>this group is trash desu
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>>145704749
>>145703698
Bl8 should just kill himself now.
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>>145705209
>mfw I'm American and have it set to metric
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Did anyone else randomly get 100,000 removed removed from their account for no reason after coming back after some time?
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>>145705530
boko is pure desu
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>>145705931
No, I'm not a fag who only comes back during updates.
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Are hackerbucks still a thing nowadays?
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>>145706025
Is that why the money was removed? Because I was offline for too long?
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What are the BEST guns in each category?
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Find your favorite puchi and give her a hug before playing GTA:O
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>>145706931
KYS
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>>145706913
Minigun, RPG and heavy rifle is all you need
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>>145706987
t. IGN Shitter
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>>145706987
>Forgetting about an AP pistol for when you're in your chrome Kuruma.
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>>145706931
>PEPEPEPEPE
holy shit it's a cross between memes
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>>145706931
anime holocaust when?
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>>145706913
AP Pistol is best gun in every category, except for automatic sniper and homo-launcher.
You literally cant hit shit with anything else
proven, webm related ;^)
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>>145707360
>nulls retarded buttbuddies can't aim
shocking
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>>145707463
Oh shit you remembered me for like what.. 3 months now? You should've told me, we could be besties too, and maybe you wouldnt have to hate on null to feel relevant.
also sniping on a gamepad is harsh, nade launcher is much more fun.
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>>145707360
This is why you don't use dot. The guns have a set spread, they won't hit where the dot is. The reticle is the size of random spread.
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>>145707926
>nulls retarded buttbuddies can't aim
shocking
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>>145708107
You're just pretending, right?
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>>145708334
The webms slows since the retard thinks just because the dot is in line with target that it should be hit. When you have the sniper reticle, it's huge because r* purposefully made the snipers unusable without using the scope. The reticle is sized and reacts to bullet spread. The dot is just a dot.
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>>145708742
So you're not. Wow
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>>145708840
>wow
Get offline, gramps
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>>145708742
The webm slows because the rifle is literally a meter away from a guy on a quad bike and yet the bullet doesnt hit anything. it flies off to the left... I guess? And the reticle doesn't help much anyway. Im aware that the hip-fire wont hit right in the dot, but then again if I had the reticle on it still doesnt tell me a fucking thing.
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>>145707926
I will never know how to use this thing, too much time RPGing Kurumas coming around corners 3 blocks away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8QCA_6Ms0
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>>145706931
will do c:
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>>145706931
>pic
>>145707320
I think this is what you're looking for
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>>145710804
wow ur fat
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>>145710804
Gonna need more hormones
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>>145707360
You're going to make me cry dude stop.
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is rockstar down for anyone else i cant log in online?
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>>145713057
Have fun with him, snap. I'm sure you can suspend the reality that it's a dude in your head much better than I can.
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>>145713515
that salt
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tfw I was hoping they'd have human trafficking at least with the new update.
I just want a harem of trashy looking traps
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>>145713057
>>145713515
>>145713802
>>145714226
This general sometimes...s m h
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>>145714226
I'm sure cuckstar didn't want sjws crying about it but either way all the contraband you can get are inanimate I'm p sure so I guess it makes sense for them not to have that
Besides do you really want a bunch of cute asian ladyboys locked in a cage in your warehouse next to guns and drug and shit?
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>>145714997
It's my dream. I'd mod it in if I could
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>>145715272
who is this hottie
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>>145715272
Love this slut
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>>145715406
>hottie
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>>145713802
Salt can only help with all this bitterness.
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>>145713057
>>145713515
god damn it this shit is too fucking funny.
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>>145699427
She's got a resting shocked face. Pretty funny.
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>>145713057
wtf.......
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>>145713515
based bl8r. blow erpfags out
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>its a "use the kurama instead of the bikes" episode
The guy who came up with such a vehicle must be hated by the rest of the office. It cause of him all their work in creating levels gets flushed down the drain.
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>>145717684
Those are things adults do, comfyanon. You wouldn't know because you're 15.
>>145718134
Reminder that blater used to be a comfy and erpfag as well.
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>>145718407
Worst I got with that was telling Herman the German to suck my cock, and posting that tonks picture anytime someone mentioned tonks, for a laugh. I don't role play with dudes pretending to be women.
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>>145718863
What about girls who pretend to be dudes?
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>>145718407
He's wised up.
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who are the /realgirls/?where are their nudes?
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Who's the cutest gtag irl? I must know, for reasons.
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>>145718173
>Be r*
>Shit out 5 crappy group missions
>Make it so EVERYONE has to survive/be in lobby/suck dick
>Heist has a part that is basically "Do this objectively-stupid thing that even a retard knows is stupid"
>People figure out that there is a work-around
>R* probably pissed that people figured out how to exploit their stupidity
I'm not sure what they were expecting.
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>>145720057
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Anybody wanna help a brother out with the series a heist on PS4? PSN: ghostofpaulman
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>>145720226what do those asses smell like?
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>>145718863
>these Blatantâ„¢ lies
Whatever you gotta to tell yourself.
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loadsamone
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>tfw Cockstar's DDoS filter somehow picked me off and now I can't access their site or the game.
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>>145720057
Blater is cutest.
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>>145720869
That's what I hate about the offices, nearly all of them are a mess of money, loot and cargo is just dumped all over the place. While my super condo. garages and yacht are impeccably clean. Hell I wash my real world car every 2 weeks. It kills my OCD.
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>>145722071
Here's a Rockstar Ideaâ„¢: To clean up your office, you can hire a cleaning service for an extra $1000 daily fee.
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>>145720869
dude fix your graphics settings before you destroy your eyes
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>>145722340
Not an issue, i don't think I've ever payed the daily upkeep costs ever. I just load a new session.
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>>145722508
your kidding me? so you relog every 40mins to save like 2-3k ingame?
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>>145722340
Cleaning service in LS?
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>>145722413
don't you tell me what to do chen, I'm backed up by poptepipic
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>>145722617
Pretty much all the time. If not I just jump to a heist or contract mission and it's a good way to save progress. I even use it since it's often faster to get back to my place or yacht than actually flying or driving.
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>>145722730
(・□・;)
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my names fetus2genius i just requested to join the pc group
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>>145724267
welcome to the club
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I wish haulage gave more monies.
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>>145720869
>>145724812
You people need better rigs, those looks worse than the PS4 version.
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>>145725058
I play without any AA or post effects.
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>silenced pistol npc in dark alleyway
>two stars
>stab npc
>two stars
whats the point?
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>>145725314
Dear god why? It looks so much better with it going.
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>>145725630
If i wanted quality screen shots I'll hike everything up and do them in an action replay.
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>>145725712
Not about you screen shots but you enjoying a nice looking game?
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>>145725793
higher fps numbers has a higher effect on me then nice looking game at 60 fps.
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>>145725943
I have trouble on ultra on games like planetside 2 since it's demanding alot.
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>>145726376
I just like 144 over quality in anything really.
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I Spent $24 On Pizza (ID: !oT4yWDuwRk)
2016-06-17 03:56:41
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>>145725058
Honestly, I thought it looked good on the 360 even.
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>>145726738
Stop being poor. You can have both.
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Can love blossom, even on the battlefield?
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>>145727136
Have you tried?
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>>145727460
>970
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>>145727536
>unironically trying to say that SLI 970 is a bad setup
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>>145727536
Muh 3.5 vram, if you can control the vram usage it's a betty gud card.
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>No one wants to help collect crates anymore
Man, I miss playing shitty phone games and shitposting while gathering crates
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>>145726738
>>145726839
>>145727460
I play on a year old $1500 lenovo laptop with a 4gb nvidia gtx. I have zero issues running anything on ultra settings.
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How hard/frustrating is it to do 3-crate buying missions if you're alone in a lobby and you're like semi-competent at the game? And what about selling?
I just bought a small warehouse and I've done 1 & 2 crate buying/selling missions and they weren't too bad 2bh
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>>145728582
post specs and gta 5 examples, I wanna see.
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>>145729235
The hell if I know how to make webms.
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>>145729328
are you this retarded? Even >nullprophet can make webms
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>>145729328
>not knowing how to make .webm files
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>>145727872
You can't say you've tried if you're using 970s.
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>Finish delivering 3 crates
>this happens
unknown death 2002
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>>145728630
selling is a wildcard, has many configurations. buying is usually a cake walk as long as you pay attention. any crash site ones you get take an air vehicle(inb4 anything but a buzzard) and scope a couple/all the cops investigating, lose cops, go back to begin collecting. most difficult/annoying ones are any land vehicle+NPCs rekting you from your 12(that never stop respawning ;^)
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>>145729719
What are you using?
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>>145728582
Wait what? You spent $1,500 on a old laptop?
I hope it really can handle most games on ultra setting.
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>>145728582
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>>145729719
SLI 970 can handle all ultra 1080 at 60 fps ez.
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>>145730773
Well I guess not the really grassy areas but isn't that normal.
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>>145730773
>MSAA x4
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>>145731486
>he doesn't know what TXAA does.
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hypothetically if a shit in a zentorno comes at you waving c4 and you hit that c4, do you pay for his insurance or he does himself?
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>>145732889
He does it himself.
Done it to a few c4 shitters
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LANGUAGEZ
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why so ded /gtag/?
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Dead General
Post your favorite heist/setup fail endscreen.
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>>145736145
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>>145735902
People are leaving for greener pastures.
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>>145736145
how about webms?
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>Install a mod that removes bra and panties from GTAO characters
>Get banned within 30 minutes
Fuck you Rockstar I just want to get my jollies off
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>>145736835
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>>145736952
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What did he mean by this?
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>>145737062
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>>145737145
dunno man, but he doesnt like gamemodes so pay no attention to him
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>>145737267
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>>145737374
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>>145737270
An enemy of comfy is okay in my book.
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>>145737374
holy shit kek
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>>145728630
Selling multiple planes yourself isn't going to go well.
Boat & Trucks are pretty easy to solo
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>>145737374
I actually jumped out the back of the riot over in the dunes near the airfield but survived due to some speedy snacking.
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>>145737662
A full medium warehouse defaults to either 3 trucks or a Titan. A full large warehouse defaults to a titan.
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>>145738071
>A full large warehouse defaults to a titan.
No, you can also end up delivering 3 Brickades as well.
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>>145738184
Weird. Guess that means the next time I do a delivery it's going to be Brickades since the last 5 have been only Titans.
Fuck the version where helicopters chase you.
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>>145737270
Don't bully ry.
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>>145738302
>Fuck the version where helicopters chase you.
People should really get some friends to help them when they sell with hydras or buzzards. No reason to sell alone
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>>145738561
>friends help in Hydras
Go talk to grandcanada.
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>>145738071
What about a full small warehouse friend?
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>>145736145
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the picnic?
THE PICNIC!?
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>That feel when you play the only black character on GTA:O
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>>145739882
But you're not.,
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>>145739628
anon remember that time we went skinny dipping?
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Anyone up for some GTA IV? I finally have a decent internet connection.
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good game cockstar
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>>145740427
>PS3
>IV
My God.
I've somehow traveled back in time. I'm not interested in your offer, but I am interested in investing into the stock market immediately. BRB becoming a billionaire
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>>145740850
bet you wish the truck was vibrating inside your vagina dont you slut
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>>145740427
>mfw I have a shitty connection
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>>145740929
I prefer to live in the past. The present is shit.
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>>145741067
Spoiler: It's all the same shit.
We've been in the same hell since 2000.
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>>145736952
top jej
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>get shot with RPG by a guy on a roof
>respawn right in front of him and his associate
Rockstar please
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>join gtag lobby
>see chat full of shit like "cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck :^) senpai"
>leave
Fuck you guys.
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>>145742346
nice blog
upboated
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>>145742303
>>145742406
>fucking around with cubans after selling
always fun considering how durable they are.
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>>145742346
memes are disgusting but you are more disgusting desu
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>>145742346
What else would you call this kind of person?
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>>145742501
Mission vehicles are all buffed as fuck anon. It's similar to how the Valkyrie is insanely tough in its heist missions but blows up the second someone sneezes in free roam.
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Do you autists even know what cuckold is?
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>>145742612
Literally you
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>>145742612
an empowering, difficult choice?
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This might be a stupid question but is the game worth it's full price just for singleplayer?
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So it seems skids can either fabricate fake death messages or respawn right where they died now
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>>145742630
lel
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As it turns out. Quickscopers do not make great pilots
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>>145741157
A hell where I can crouch.
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What
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>>145742993
A hell where you are as alone in games as you are in real life.
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pb windows never
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>Being cucked by hackers online
>Not modding single player
Read 'em and weep, 130 car mods.
Once I finish replacing the remaining Emergency vehicles, super cars and offroad vehicles, maybe 80 of them, i'll start on world mods.
About 95% of all traffic is just modded cars though.
It's great.
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>>145743325
A-at least there's no shitters anymore...
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>invite some associates
>do a 3 package job
>500m away from warehouse disconnect/everyone else leaves lobby
>associates probably think I fucked them over
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>>145743740
You hired them as associates. That's fucking them over by definition
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>>145743889
>fucking them over
being an associate means free rp especially if the CEO lets you drive him around and 10k every 10? minutes
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>>145743713
There's only you
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just picking this game up since i blew my loadon a yacht, what are you rich motherfuckers doing for money
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>>145744370
box simulator 2016
8 hours of wageslaving = 2 mirrion dorrarit's just a way to pass time until some exploits and dupes pop up
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>>145743451
woah u msut be rlly gud wit compuetr
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>>145744601
>recording the editor
what are you doing son?
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>>145744939
>he doesn't know the editors export lowers the quality by a lot
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>>145744939
being retarded of course, this is gtag after all
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>>145742707
steam summer sale is like, next week you know
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>>145742707
no
it's not worth even a discount if you want to play both SP and MPt. man playing on his friends steam account
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>>145737474
>>145737374
>>145737062
These are hilarious
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>>145742612
very courageous pepole
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Embarrassingly latenot-Audi
Seriously though. Alpine sexy as fuck
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>>145744601
I tried to do this once but a wave came by and caught the bottom of my hydra and I never did it again. Maybe easier in a real heli.
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>>145736145
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>>145736145
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>>145746668
A can of gasoline and a lighter.
Go figure!
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>jet shitters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlERClLq98A
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>>145746668
get fucked kiddo
next time you post that shit again you will get perma ip banned go ahead and try it
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>>145743451
And what exactly are you doing in SP? Playing through the shitty story over and over?
>>
Bought gta5 a few days ago and had singleplayer questions.
Are the lower skill crew members scripted to die during story mode? I've used 2 (one on the jewel store heist, the other on Paleto score) so far and both times they've died. One of the game tips was that they could be trained up.
Do heists continue once the single player has finished? I don't see how I'm supposed to afford the 150M golf course now that I'm over 50% completetion and not even close on any character.
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>>145749765
>completetion
woops
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>>145748094
Why do """"""modders"""""" think they're being funny and/or helpful?
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>>145749929
That wasn't modded. He just jumped the fence to the military base and stole a lazer
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>>145749974
That's cool then I guess.
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>>145749929
>helpful
they never think theyre helpful, they know theyre shit at video games so they have to cheat using programs other people created, most of the time paying to cheat they think theyre "so epix troll xD" by cheating to inflate their ego, figures that applies to 99.9% of PCucks
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>>145748170
>The shitpost about gremlin waifus was deleted
Faith in humanity restored!
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>pacstan finale
>one guy blows himself up a dozen times then quits because he couldn't accept no one had a kuruma
do you guys ever wonder what this game would've been like without that car
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>>145751081
well someone should have one, doing that heist the legitimate way is to risky with randoms.
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>>145748360
>jetshitters
>not lcpd
This guy...
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>>145748360
if he used the minigun once you'd be fucked
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>>145744976
>Needs higher quality than the exporter does
>Posts a 1.78MB 720p webm
I mean the exporter on high could stand to be better, but come on now
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Power Broker Ice or Polished, gtag?
Polished looks a bit more comfy, but Ice just looks straight cool.
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>>145753405
the one that looks like a super villian lab
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>>145753405
Lombank, PB-Ice
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>>145753731
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Interesting how much extra effort they put into special items
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>>145755478
newfag
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>>145753337
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>>145755545
What?
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>>145740850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO9909uexu8
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>>145755478
Too bad the one minigun we get to use is fucking 6 carat
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>>145755914
No, the one we get is just covered in gold-ish yellow paint
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>>145755957
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I wish my character was my waifu
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>>145755478
do the thieves actually use the minigun or is it in a fucking crate?
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>>145756202
Have a wild guess :^)
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Best car in this update by far
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>>145756536
the mercedes was better
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>>145755415
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>>145753405
Still debating it.
If it had colour like >>145755415 I'd have no issues. But fuck man, I wish the furniture wasn't all white. But I love the reflective floor.
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Well that worked
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>>145700034
>>145700783
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>>145758125
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For fucks sake, just give me ONE fucking balanced deathmatch.
Id rather drink bleach than queue for another deathmatch in this game.
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>>145758253
>16:10
>>
puchi anon are you here?
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>>145758558
The most pleasing ratio. 16:9 is kinda funny looking.
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>>145699427
>>145699684
>>145702579
You're too kind
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>>145758850
well you're cute.
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So are the pajamas and robe worth installing 60GB on a shitty laptop to log in once?
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>>145759704
n0
if u want to play a comfy game on ur laptop try runescape 07 they have cute girls like gtag
if ur acute girl then u should get fantasy life and we cna paly togehter
i love cuet girls
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>>145759704
Not really
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>>145759934
Never change man.
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>>145760006
shut up marblemaid
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>>145760052
Im always watching, you know that.
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>>145760079
I don't mind what you do.
I was just briefly butt-hurt that we're not holding hands because from what I've seen you're cute. See you round the /vg/!
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>>145749765
Stock market solves any and all money issues in singleplayer. or you could cheat with impunity.
Extract what fun you can out of the short lived story then graduate to online where you can really start worrying about dosh.
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>>145760157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ivSgvUeuQ
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>>145760582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e6xUXL1wAw
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>>145759704
Nah
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>>145760645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q71NgNgoZm4
Weak music son. Weak music.
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Just applied for the pc crew.
skrub3trillion
>pic related
It's me.
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>>145760886
We are closed.
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>>145760830
>son
marblemaid you're a skinny celtic girl you can't go around calling me son, plus music is just taste - i've not listened to what you linked yet but i've got it loaded up - i'm just on a binge at the moment of nostalgia and other shit. I'm worried the music you've linked me will give me feels but I also guess I should just accept it and roll with it, ah well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVstHPhaJ6M
>>
Citröen cactus when?
:^)
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>>145761065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xuhA3cj78
You want feels?
Okay. Lets go there.
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>>145760886
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>>145761257
some things get me, some don't.
this song fucks me up quite a bit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YXVMCHG-Nk
I really enjoyed that song you linekd tho coz it sorta has an anthem feel to it, cool shit.
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>>145760886
Acceptable
>>145761029
Open wide
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>>145744095
It's 10k every 30 minutes, dogshit pay
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Quickest way to make money online?
Haven't played in a while
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>>145764323
haxbux
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>>145764323
buy shark cards
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>>145764323
Still spamming pacstan, however alternating CEO Cargo/VIP work is a pretty good earner
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>>145764151
There's CEO work tho. 20k every 5 minutes.
Collect crates while CEO work is on a cooldown, do CEO work while crates are on a cooldown.
Even tho the pay is shit for just standing around, the RP from delivering crates is good.
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Just bought this on pc and I'm having trouble getting matches, does the selected targeting mode effect matchmaking? If so what do the majority of players use, free aim or assisted?
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>>145764553
>doing crate runs for CEO makes money as long as you do a completely separate mission to actually obtain compensation!
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>>145764603
fucking free aim retard next question
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>>145764920
That's odd because I'm using free aim.
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>>145764976
well if you're trying to play competitive matches in matchmaking that's your problem because nobody fucking plays those gamemodes because they're lame.
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>>145764813
Well you could just screw around and not bother with the crates, but don't expect the CEO to keep you around.
One way r* could solve this would be to make the extra 12k you pay for 3 crates go to your associates. They get their share on a successful delivery, that's in addition to the periodic 5-10k they already get.
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>>145704563
>>145704872
Just do headhunter/sightseer inbeteren crates and share some of the cash
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>>145765412
but then having 2 warehouses is pointless
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>Playing Slasher
>Somebody's shining their flashlight on me when we're supposed to be hiding
Why.
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>>145765523
Yes, total waste of money.
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>>145765412
>>145767574
Doing crates is more profitable than doing VIP jobs though.
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>>145768756
More money for the CEO, less money for the group in total
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>>145768894
>Not doing them solo
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>>145769248
Well we were talking about associates getting fucked over
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>>145769475
And they are. I'm just saying they're stupid for not just doing them solo.
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>>145764920
IDK, I seem to find more people in aim assist lobbies than free aim ones.
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wait so should i buy the 1million CEO thing to make money
what does it do
i have no friends that play
im on xbone
only have 2 million
thinking of giving up because i dont have time to grind for shit and im too late to do so anyway because i havent ever played online because most of the time it didnt work and i didn't capitalize on xbox360 glitches
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>>145769605join GRND crewleave gt here
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>>145769560
Well half the missions are clearly designed around being played by more than one person yet those people get fuck all for participating
>>
Can you still exit your office building through any helicopter or whatever with the cheapest office, or can you only do some or all of that with the more expensive ones?
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>>145769948
You can do that in every office but it costs at least 1k every time
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>>145769948
Oh and can i still get a gun locker and all that other shit too with the cheap office?
The only differences between the offices are pretty much aesthetics?
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>>145770121
They even look the same on the inside. The only difference is the location.
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>>145769943
Doesn't mean you can't do them solo.
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>>145765275
most of the vip work is doable with one person. a lot of the time they can be a hinderance.
associates have nothing else to do but occasionally pick up crates to make 200k per hour.
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>>145770809
200k per hour
what fucking game are you playing? Are you under the false impression that associates get paid every 10 minutes? Because they don't. They get paid 10k every 30 fucking minutes, which without VIP missions is 40k an hour.
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>mfw people STILL dont realize the 10 minute to $30k Survival grind.
easiest shit in the world.
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>>145769926kingc1220 xbonehope you faggots aren't 100% meme spouting autistic like many many other generalslike literally can't even go one sentence without someone saying cuck
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>>145772004
>survival
>10 minutes
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>>145772062
>people on 4chan
>not conversing like people from 4chan
sounds like you need reddit son
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>>145772004
I get like 350-400k an hour on pacstan. You get 180k an hour.
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>>145772926
I wish I could complete pacstan in an hour.
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>>145749647
you realize there's several 5+ GB packs that add story and stuff right?
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>>145743451
This is the most autistic thing I've seen in this general yet.
>>
I hope the next city is northern so that the inevitable GTAO2 can have the whole winter be snowy instead of just christmas.
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>>145774282
You haven't been here long then.
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>>145774316
Will they ever add animals into multilayer? I poaching missions.
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>250k to rename
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>>145772551
when playing with /bfg/ on pc in battlefield
the voicechat we use is laid back and normal
in game text is full of shitty memes and banter and butthurt which is almost a given for any game
but the ventrillo isn't a chorus of people yelling cuck and other memes
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>>145774678
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>>145774678
>Not renaming it from the website, where you can also change the font
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>>145774594
If you want animals in Free Roam go play RDRedemption.
R.I.P.
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>spend a solid hour in pacstan finale
>host drops connection meters away from the dinghy
think i'm just gonna do crates full time
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>>145771502
VIP missions earn +20k for each member and take max mins.Doing Challenges during cooldown, namely Most Wanted though it takes the longest, is another +20k
Airfrieght, Headhunter and Sightseer are soloable can take under 5 minutes. Haulage and Executive Search take longer but really only require 1 person.
it's pretty easy to do 10 in a hour, plus wages, which should be another 10k.
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>>145775665
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>>145774819
Awoo.mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T24HD0jFKO4
>>145774875
Does this lower the price or does it add 75k to change the font?
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>>145775935
>Does this lower the price or does it add 75k to change the font?
No.
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>solo crate pickup
>merryweather steals my shit
>blow up valkyrie
>one of them parachutes onto land, the other two parachute hundreds of meters out into the ocean between humane labs and my yacht at mount gordo
>run out of time right when I collect the last crate
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>>145776197
Always use a buzzard.
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>>145776197
>solo crate pickup
You deserved it.
>>
Anyone else think this game needs a huge re balancing patch for vehicles, guns, payouts etc?
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>>145776346
No, hydras, insurgents, sniper rifles besides the regular one, auto shotguns, explosions one shotting you with a huge radius is all fine
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>>145776346
Not really. I don't think there's really any reason for this to be balanced. It's all bullshit flailing around, doesn't matter that some shit is OP as fuck.
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>>145776346
No, I think it's time to move on from GTAO.
GTAVI, Bully, Red Dead, V SP DLC, Smuggler's
Run 3, Table Tennis 2. Literally anything.
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>>145776890
That's great and all, but we're talking about things that might actually happen in the next 5 years.
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>>145776750
So close, yet so far
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>>145777061
>but we're talking about things that might actually happen in the next 5 years.
There is no way in hell Rockstar is going to coast on GTAO for the next 5 years.
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>>145776890
>table tennis 2
i need this in my life
still no decent tennis game this gen
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>>145776197
>>145776294
this, get them all with the rotors before heading back with the first package
>>145776302
also this, if you stuck with 2 crates you wouldve saved half your money. I only do 3 solo if im sure people arent going to mess with the crates. There and back X2 is an awful long time to leave them out.
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>>145777181
It's a lot more likely than any of that other stuff, with the exception of Red Dead by a slight margin. Maybe a new GTA trailer in the next five years.
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>>145776774
All im saying is. I want my Schafter V12 armored to not have windows that blow out when i hit a wall
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>there will never be a /gtag/ meetup
>you will never get bukkakke'd by your crushes
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>>145776294
I was using a frogger, but I went after the wrong guy first. I didn't think the other two would float out to sea.
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>>145777915
Who do you want?
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>>145778273
All of them
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>>145778182
With a buzzard you can take out the valk before it has time to get close to the sea.
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>>145778383
Not to mention you can shoot the guys parachuting before they spread out too far. Using anything besides a Buzzard is just stupid.
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>>145777915
who are you.
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>>145779162
A literal who, I just want Blater to spurt all over me.
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>>145779407
Damn, that's deep and poetic anon.
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>>145779613
Have to be deep to take all of senpai.
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>>145705209
>implying that's what a meter is
>not 1/52,000,000th of the way from the north pole to the equator
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>>145781725
>>145705209
>not knowing that the meter's base has been changed over time
>not knowing that it currently is based on the speed of light in a vacuum
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I just bought GTA5 off GMG with the 50% off shit.
Any idea where this key is supposed to go? Does GMG have their own application somewhere? Does Rockstar? It isn't a Steamkey. "DRM = Other"
fug
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>>145776346
>Implying their gonna balance a singleplayer game
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>>145782608
Try not being dumb.
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>>145778656
Well, anything that can shoot from the air would work, though the Buzzard has the benefit of being easier to land and being free.
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>>145783250
And not being slow as shit.
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>>145782778
i got it dawg, thanks
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is it really a 63GB download?
is it uncompressed or something?
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>>145783989
>Games
>Compressed
>Steam
>J*
go figure
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>>145784317
steam wouldn't be this insane
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>>145784490
>steam wouldn't be this insane
pffft
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>>145784490
>>145784905
Could Rockstar be in collusion with Comcast to drive data rates up so they can enforce their caps???
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>>145785107
All Jews know each other, so it's possible
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>>145783989
>>145784490
>>145784905
It used to be 50 gigs then they added 13 gigs of additional content exclusively for online
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>>145774740
you underestimate the amount of 15 year olds go on 4chan
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>>145785213
Not true. Saban once tried to gut Gene Simmons like a fish.
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>>145785268
at PC release it was already over 60gigs
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>>145785395
it's actually remarkable how little the game's size has increased over a year's worth of updates
must be all the reused assets
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Is there a /gtag/ discord? Just wondering. I come from /hsg/ and we have a comfy discord
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>>145785884
You came from /hsg/ to ask if we had a discord?
Why?
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>tfw no qt /gtag/ bf
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>>145785681
Or stuff that's been in the game's files since release that finally got properly implemented.
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>>145786029
I want to join and meet people?
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>>145786826
Then you play the fucking game
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>>145786449
Don't you have blater?
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>Have to lose cops for mission
>It's almost done
>See a nigger
>Shoot him
>Cops on my ass again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>145786826
Why don't you join and meet people from /hsg/?
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Are hackerbucks a thing again or has nobody updated their menus still?
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>tfw no more crate drops
>tfw no more armored trucks
>tfw no green vehicles
Hell I never even liked the last two but I want them back so much now
>>
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>>145787073
Stop killing black people man
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>>145788053
>green vehicles
?
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>>145788382
Simeon special requests
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>>145788053
>>145788786
What are you talking about? I get vehicle request from Simeon all the time.
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Would you heist?
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>>145789069
Probably means the target request vehicle that would spawn on the map for everyone to try and collect, not the vehicles simeon asks for in the text he sends
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>>145789069
Not his normal requests.
He used to request a specific vehicle which was visible to the whole session.
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Is the Silenced Special Carbine still the best "go-to" gun that everybody uses?
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I want to get the Annihilator just because it's on sale. Only have 500k though
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>>145788252
rude af
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You gtag guys are okay. Not great, but okay. I appreciate you in a mild fashion, like a Tuesday night burrito on the corner of a highway in the middle of winter with the window cracked open just a little bit and the heater on while late 60s country plays.
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>>145789908
okay
>>
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>>145789908
>like a Tuesday night burrito on the corner of a highway in the middle of winter with the window cracked open just a little bit and the heater on while late 60s country plays.
That sounds pretty comfy desu
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>>145790915
>not recognizing the copy pasta
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>>145791394
>memorizing pasta
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>>145790915
Yeah, but why Tuesday?
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>>70937335
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>>70937335#
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What are the chances that Rockstar decides to release a "life simulator" game that is similar to Grand Theft Auto, but where you have to earn an income from day to day jobs and live life as a normal citizen?
There are people who roleplay this in GTA games as well as make mods such as the "Real Life" mod for GTA V. It makes me wonder how come Rockstar hasn't tried to cash in on this niche demographic.
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Changing my Social Club name, what should it be?
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>>145791761
>>145791913
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>>145792326
MintyXBlater
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>>145792046
I can see lots of fun opportunities to go postal here.
Really a game like that would only be similar to Grand Theft Auto if you COULD go postal and jack cars and murder people, and at that point...
It just becomes grand theft auto
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How the fuck do I start VIP missions if I'm a CEO? Google gives me nothing
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>>145793256
Don't be dumb
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>>145793256
You have to buy a new CEO contract from Securoserv with VIP credentials.
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I bet when they release Red Dead 3, more euphoria shit will be stripped away and you wont even be able to drag stupid little husbands around using your lasso and horse for hours on end
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>>145793256
You gotta fill out the necessary paperwork.
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>>145793583
I bet when you die nobody will show up at your funeral.
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>>145793583
>tfw if they make red dead 3 you wont be able to shoot online players in the legs to make them fall over anymore because people whined so much about it
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>>145789616
>>145792883
>>145793583
Fucking avatarfags.
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>>145793771
all of this guy's pictures look a lot like my backyard and its really tripping me up
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>>145793771
I just wanted to show off the spooky forest
>>145793742
Red Dead 3 will be a ubisoft game
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>>145794004
>Red Dead 3 will be a ubisoft game
what ?
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>>145794078
oh well boo hoo im sorry ill just not happen to accompany my posts with an image of some trees
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>>145793415
Is that something I'm supposed to know how to do? I'm going crazy going through every menu and calling every number on my phone.
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>>145794223
It will happen
Eventually rockstar and ubisoft will make the exact same game
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>>145793967
where do you live to have such a fucking awesome backyard
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>>145794275
Go into the quickmenu and under securoserve, register as CEo, then go to your office to start missions.
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>>145794417
rockstars and ubisoft openworld games are nothing alike
i bet RDR2 will look better than any ubisoft game trailer
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>>145794435
>quickmenu
Fucking christ, I didnt even know this was a thing
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>>145794708
fuck i hate pcucks
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>>145794432
>tfw you don't live somewhere where your backyard leads to a forest
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>>145794708
Honestly i probably wouldn't know of it's existence if i hadn't instinctively hit "M" to pull up a map like so many other online games have.
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>>145794432
I live in oregon, bought a broken down piece of shit house for like 45k in 2013 and got a fucking giant chunk of forest as part of the propertyhttp://imgur.com/a/5Pnwz
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>>145794708
PCucks, everyone
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>>145794882
>>145795478
Is this the birth of a new le ebin meme?
I play on fucking console. How was I supposed to know that holding down on the shitty trackpad was supposed to do anything? Most games don't even use the retarded thing, let alone to hold down on it. Hell, I forgot the controller even HAD a trackpad.
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>>145795830
Console plebs, everyone.
>>
Hold on to your butts!
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>>145796698
For what?
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>>145796698
>Vice City FM
Sure I am being shitted
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>tfw there haven't any good money glitches in years
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>>145740067
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>>145796790
new cars/radio station incoming
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>>145796969
1. You should have gotten yourself 90 mil when you had the chance
2. There hasn't been anything worth buying in years
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>>145796698
fake as fuck
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>>145795830
iktf
I had no idea how to holster my weapon in New Vegas until someone told me I could hold down R (RELOAD).
Fucking console "hold down" controls on my PC fuck you Bethesda/Obsidian.
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Post good company names
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>>145796698
Lol that Audi logo
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>>145797398
DICKS
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>>145797398
Moon Company
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>>145797398
Comcast
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>>145797551
Pretty shit mod desu
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>>145797398
Verizon
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>>145797072
I WAS THERE
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Apparently r* did something right this time and managed to stop hackerbux in public lobbies
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>>145797618
It's not a mod retard. Three additional vehicles came with the latest DLC and remain locked until R* decides to unlock them (likely one at a time over several weeks)
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>>145797905
I thought he mean't the mod upgrades on the car.
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>>145797905
That didn't look like one of the unreleased ones to me, and the logo looked like a straight up copy of the Chevrolet logo. Guess I'm wrong though.
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>>145797905
They've still got the stunt update bro.
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>>145798140
For a moment I thought it was based off this.
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>>145797728
me too! :^)
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>>145798085
It's an Aston Martin/Dewbauchee
> lol Chevy
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Now that both GTA Online: Further Adventures in Finance and Felony and Executives and Other Criminals have launched, we're looking for short films made purely with the Rockstar Editor showcasing your Organization's criminal endeavors. Be it a specific story or action sequence showing how your Organization exercises a hostile takeover, or a ‘push it to the limit’ style music video montage detailing how you dominate in ruthless and risky business - get creative! Remember that you must feature content from GTA Online: Further Adventures in Finance and Felony and/or Executives and Other Criminals in addition to meeting the other requirements detailed below.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52627/the-ceo-rockstar-editor-contest
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>>145797741
>Apparently r* did something right this time
Nah, the new checks are client side and it's only a matter of time before an exploit is found to bypass them.
And the only things that are being blocked are more fun orientated stuff rather than the griefing shit.
People can still GM,aimbot,triggerbot,unlim ammo,explosive ammo,ESP, etc.
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>>145798532
>another aston martin
dropped
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>Grotti Prototipo
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>>145799209
absolutely fucking disgusting
what is this HOT WHEELS: THE GAME?
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>There's a Cunning stunts academy advert on the TV
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>>145799209
>prototipo shiters
Proto shitters?
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>>145799681
Wow, do you think they put it in because of this new update?
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>>145796698
What car is the white one
looks like Jaguar/Audi
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>>145799728
You tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuklWke6Ne0
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>>145799986
I was being sarcastic. I thought I made that as obvious as possible.
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>>145799986
So that's coming with the Casino and the Pink Slip races updates right?
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>>145800058
Not obvious enough i suppose
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>>145799810
http://youtu.be/w6SySdNaCys
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>>145767365
Yeah that's what you're supposed to do with a light attack helicopter.
It would have been easier in first person mode.
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>>145802006
First person mode in this game is so ass because of the FOV. That tunnel vision just fucks you up
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>>145802419
Not in my experience. Though it would be nice if i could use TrackIR to look around the cockpit.
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So I just tried to buy my first crate but it didn't appear and I didn't get a call and I can't buy any more crates.
What the fuck
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>>145802419
just ask rockstar to add fov sliders, duh
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>>145803809
Pffffttttt
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>>145803809
You are funny man. That's why I kill you last
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>>145800624
I am positively surprised
now to figure what the front is from
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i hope the game is great!
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>>145804248
remember when I said I will kill you lastI lied
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PSA: If you're a PCuck with the returning player content, there's currently a glitch allowing you to buy a Valkyrie for 500K. Works as of right now, just did it myself, no menus or external programs required.
Go to Warstock and buy a Russian Marshall. It has to be the Russian one. Wait for it to be delivered, go check that it was delivered in your Pegasus menu, then kick out to SP and rejoin Online. Call Pegasus again and the Marshall will have been replaced with the Vakyrie.
Here's a long and boring video of the entire process as proof (skip to 2:00 for the purchase conformation):
https://r.kyaa.sg/tihnff.webm
This glitch also works with the Hydra and Savage. Buying the Argentina Marshall gives you a Hydra and buying the Ireland Marshall gives you a Savage.
If you've ever wanted to be a shitter on the cheap, now's the time.
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>>145804402
It's shit. You made a mistake.
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>>145804523
you wouldn't lie to me on the internet, would you anon?
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>>145804818
nevermind.
Holy. Shit. I fucking tried it and it worked. I really hope this is permanent
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>>145804523
>valkyrie
>barely useful when you have 2 people with you
>still have to keep the cursor on passive mode because there is no escaping missiles in that boat
Why bother though? if it had flares, yeah it'd be useful. but it's just too big and slow to be effective vs manpads.
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Anyone else just dicking around in story mode? I got banned from online for using a trainer in story mode.
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>>145805378
>because there is no escaping missiles in that boat
Be glad Nessi isn't here right now or you'd get a spanking
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>>145805516
you should probably send a support ticket and let them know it was just singleplayer
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>>145806117
Unless you have ideal conditions like moving at full speed and using buildings as cover, you are just a big target in a valkyrie. best to stick to a buzzard maneuverability or a hydra for speed.
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>>145805378
>barely useful
fight me with my vietnam mates i rek u i sware on me mum faget
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>>145806618
You'll get killed by the first person with a manpad that notices you, or a jet, or a buzzard.
It's worthless.
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>>145805378
>he can't dodge missiles
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>>145806917
Only when you have enough time. More often than not, you won't, especially with how sluggish and large the valkyrie is. It'a always a free double-triple kill for me, especially if i'm in my buzzard.
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I want to make love to Kaz
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>>145808250
What are you, gay?
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>>145699245
>Finally able to start making the big money.
>Go to make a huge cargo sale
>Game freezes
This is suffering.And it's been doing it constantly since the update dropped.
Hold me, /gtag/.
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>>145810024
You aren't the first, nor the last.
Fuck off, you aren't a special flower.
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Who /hot shower/ here
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>>145810024
try updating your video card drivers
>>145810104
go be a cunt somewhere else
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>>145810750
No.
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>>145810325
I only do cold showers as it helps my brain functionality throughout the day. Really recommend it if you're in a burnout-prone software engineering job.
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>>145808250
I want tranny enablers to be killed.
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>>145810750
Thanks, Rockstar support.
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>>145796698
Why make such an awful fake? We already know what's actually real.
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>>145810531
I see you've opted for Power Broker: Specter.
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swtorbane
please add me to the crew. got kicked for no reason, re applied, didnt get accepted, now im here
SLIGHTLY AGGRAVATED
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>THAT FUCKING FEEL WHEN ROCKSTAR'S NETWORK FUCKS YOUR SHIT UP WHILE IN THE CONTENT CREATOR SO THE UNIQUE JOB YOU'VE BEEN CREATING FOR HOURS THE WHOLE DAY GETS COMPLETELY ERASED, AND YOU HAVE TO START ALL OVER TWEAKING WITH SPAWN POINTS AND GENITALLY PLACING PROPS RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER OVER THE SEA IN JUST THE RIGHT WAY AND FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE COCKSTAR FUCK YOU AND YOU SHITTY NETWORK!!
Seriously though why can't I stack vehicles weapons and spawn points on top of props without doing time consuming glitiches?
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RDR had animals online and a hardcore mode. These gays will never learn from Rockstar San Francisco. The worst thing that both of them did was not locking online to a single targeting mode.
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>>145815528
Animals are literally pointless in multiplayer if they serve no function.
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>>145816580
fun is pointless in multiplayer, you heard it here first folks
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>>145816654
Yeah, they heard that you're a retard that thinks content that does nothing is fun.
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>>145816580
>fighting bears with RPGs isn't fun
>>>/out/
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I finally got GTAV installed and am very disappointed that it didn't have a comparable soundtrack to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqE8M2ZnFL8
what the hell men
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What are the absolute best rifles or 2hand guns in GTAO?
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>>145816974
>I'm very disappointed that my taste is shit
You should be.
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>>145816974
for real, this was some of the best shit i've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh40QxwZz7Q
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>>145817041
best rifle is special carbine without a doubt
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>>145815183
>got kicked for no reason
You got purged.
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>>145817041
Combat MG
Carbine Rifle/Special Carbine/Advanced Rifle
Heavy Sniper and the DMR
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>There are actually shitters in here who have to use the "best" guns instead of just using what they like.
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>>145817756
>faggot sucks cock.
>likes it
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>>145815183
Multiple people tried to accept your request to join but social club kept giving an error message saying an invite had already been sent and it wouldn't let us invite you from your profile page either. Something fucked up. Sorry about that.
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>lost $54,000 today on crate buys that glitched out and never gave me any crates to collect
I've lost faith in the system.
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>>145818479
Buy Shark Cardsâ„¢
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>>145815183
M8 I tried rejecting your request that refused to go through so we could restart the process, sent another invite, and it said oops player has already been invited. I'm at a loss, you're going to have to open a support ticket with RS or try and reset your crews somehow.
Hell, fill all your crew slots up with open crews and try to leave them all again and then see if you can get back in.
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>>145818113
oh, well okay then. thanks for trying.
hopefully it works this time...
also, did you guys kick that crew/team killing guy yet? cant remember his name, something with an F i think
>>
>play GTAO at start.
>PC hackers can literally BSOD me and corrupt my game
>play after CEO update
>not a single hacker faggot in sight.
It was literally every session before and I mean literally.
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>>145819435
Rockstar usually updates their menu detection after any major update.Enjoy the quiet time while you can, retards are already wishing for the updated menus to be public.
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>>145819804
>Menus get updated
>CEO crates gets "fixed" so you need more than a few people in a session
Wake me up
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>>145818884
Flynn?
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>>145819435
Theres literally one in the GTAG lobby right now. falthe4th or whatever the fuck his name is is using invincibility hacks.
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this "person" is the admin of the /gtag/ discord
how does it make you feel?
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>>145821370
>discord
Who cares?
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>>145821370
I couldn't give any less of a shit and neither should you. Keep it out of the general.
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>>145821370
>subscyed is this upset
you are honestly an autistic fuck
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>>145821370
Could not give less fucks if I tried.
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>>145821530
He's not wrong
Watch it burn when more people speak out against her circlejerk
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>>145821370
crime and null made up yet
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>>145821740
Crime dumped Null and made fun of her for being a stupid bitch
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>>145787070
blater belongs to me
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>>145821697
why does that matter?
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>>145808250
tfw you will never be blessed with kaz's boipussy and take him from behind while he wears cat ears
>>145821370
Just leave then, i uninstalled that shit because the same dumb fuckery just repeats itself.
also its not even a gtag discord, its null + her friends + some gtag.
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Fuck off cirlejerk
>>
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>>145821995
rare pic of blater actually not in the dumps
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>>145824146
>blate in the dumps
Don't be silly, how can he snipe from there?
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It's amazing that people get banned for triggering not annie in the official gtag discord. Especially when the person who gets banned is blocked by not annie which means she has to physically click a button to show their messages. Top tier admin and I'm glad we have this power tripper as a lieutenant.
>>
anybody got the webm of the Valkyrie's tail rudder getting btfo?
>>
Official discord when
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>>145825227
>official gtag discord
Good joke.
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>>145825227
>official gtag discord
doesnt exist and no one gives a fuck, keep this shit out the threads.
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>>145825227
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR SEKRIT CLUB CIRLEJERK
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>>145825227
>official gtag discord
You mean Null's discord and it's in no way official
Well, considering it got spammed by her in the thread it's normal to assume it is
>>
>>145825227
no one cares subscyed
>>
>Join GTAG lobby
>people doing ceo work
>I can't because I'm not in a public lobby
What bullshit is this?
>>
>>145824146
Hard not to be in the dumps when you're faced the the levels of autistic drama that comes from this general.
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>>145826461
No one cares about you either, Cat
I think I just realized that the tower in your name describes your behemoth size
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>>145826592
Posting a pic from back when you were happy
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>>145826667
I never said anyone did.
Are you going to keep crying about discord in the thread?
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can someone link the offical gtag discord
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>>145828703
https://discord.gg/burmecia-juri-miner
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>>145828703
https://discord.gg/012c5wjFOL99W5KNn
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>>145826173
It's not a secret club. It's the official GTAG discord.
>>145825731
It does exist actually.
>>145828703
see one of these
>>145828780
>>145828782
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>>145828703
No, fuck off
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>>145828823
>official GTAG discord
That's a damn good joke but it's gonna get old if you keep using it.
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>>145699245
We need some WW1 & WW2 era fighter planes like they had in GTA:SA. The hydra shouldn't be the only option.
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>>145829037
I will not
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>>145826545
Using the 'join crew members' option is bugged and breaks CEO work for you. Add some crewmates and join them via SC and you'll be fine.
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>>145806117
>>145806491
>>145806727
>>145806917
>>145807124
Even Nessi admitted that dodging missiles was a roll of the dice since you had about 1.5s to figure out which direction the missile would be coming from, angle yourself in that direction and ascend towards it. That said, if you can do it, the dodge is nearly foolproof.
>tfw trolled a lone shitter for about ten minutes with a Buzzard and he couldn't land a single missile hit because I always knew which direction they'd be coming from.
>not even once did he try anything but the homing launcher, when he could have cut me in half with an mg or minigun
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>>145830473
>not being able to hit helos with unguided rockets
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>>145829384
>The hydra shouldn't be the only option.
It's not, PCuck.
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>>145830806
I'm a fan of shooting out the tail rotor, myself.
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>>145830806
Shut up, Kaz. I use unguided on cars from blocks away, I try to snipe the pilots out of their helos instead, or hit rotos of no shot at pilot.
Plus, the unguided I used today to hit a Hydra and he didn't even smoke is really maddening, offputting t b h. Fug unguided on helos, I get cucked out of direct Hydra hits.
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>>145831447
rotors*
if*
I can't even type right now.
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>>145831447
>tfw can barely kill cars at point blank because packet loss says "lol nope" to anything but a direct hit
>meanwhile shitters can nail me with splash damage from ludicrous distances
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How much stuffed can you office look with stolen goods?
I already sold a medium storage full of stuff and I don't think I've already hit its limit yet.
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>>145825227
you deserved it you fucking aspie.
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Can anyone hook me up with hacks pls
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>>145835490
not him but if being an aspie is bannable then everyone in discord should be banned
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>>145831447
This would have been a great one if it actually fucking blew him up, his wreckage flying off the right. Usually I only take Hydras out with a dumbfire of the welfare launcher when they are coming straight at you, it's anti climatic unless you survive his wreckage flying past you instead of on you.which i know one happened tonight that you survived, I wanna see, assuming his wreckage when off to one side of the roof
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>>145835490
>being an aspie is bannable
null out when
emert out when
kaz out when
pea out when
horris out when
samson out when
styles out when
cat out when
literally all of them out when
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>>145837435
Wake me up when summer ends
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>>145838412
not while blater is in charge.
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>>145834118
It gets a bit silly because the office starts filling up with mountains of cash the more crates you sell. I think I've reached the saturation point that there's just dosh and contraband fucking everywhere.
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>>145838764
>banning people because you don;t like them
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>>145838862
>removing cancerous attention whores.
???
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>>145838412
half those people have never sperged out about anything
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>>145838412
aspies that talk about grand theft auto are okay
subscyed that talks about discord is not okay
I hope you understand now
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>>145839468
>subs gets provoked
>kicked because he gets mad
>WOW WHY DID HE INSULT OUR GODDESS NULL BAN HIM BAN HIM BAN HIM
Hello Horris
Hello Cat
Hello Styles
I know it's one of you sad fucks
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>>145839938
Bitch I wasn't even in the discord for the last week I uninstalled because I wasn't playing gta anymore and don't care about the other bullshit that people were discussing. Quit throwing my name around as if I care at all what happens with it. I'm not even in gtag right now you cunt.
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>>145839938
>behave like an asshole
>get upset when you get kicked because no one wants to deal with you anymore.
I don't even come there much, but fucking hell. Every time I come in there you're trying to start shit. Whining like the little bitch you are.
Good fucking riddance. Feel free to leave the crew at any time while you're at it.
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>>145840342
>behave like an asshole
You mean like, saying the truth? Just because Null can't handle a few strong words that show how fucking shit she is doesn't make it right to kick him
She should be above this shit, especially as an Admin
And if she doesn't want to read his shit: Block him
>get upset when you get kicked because no one wants to deal with you anymore.
>NO ONE
Literally no one but the people I mentioned earlier have a problem with him, the rest either doesn't give a fuck, aren't even in /gtag/, don't even play the fucking game and are only in it because they're Null's friends or think he's right but are too scared to speak up because they don't wanna get banned
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>>145839938
I don't know who you are, but Styles came back earlier today while Subs was still in there, and Horris popped in and out of Discord a few times while he was taking a break for GTA altogether, he didn't even have the game installed, it's a total coincidence that he installed again and it took 3 fucking days to download on his internet, and it just happened to be playable when this drama happened.
Cat is the only one that came back because Subs left. Stop throwing people's names around when you don't know shit, this drama is petty as fuck.
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>>145840857
You can fuck right off Blater, your indecisiveness about Discord and your cowardly behaviour are a huge factor in this
The only people who have a problem with Subscyed are them
Horris, because he can't handle when his circlejerk is critized or his e-gf Cat doesn't like someone
Cat, because Null gave the Comms some mod powers
Styles because he saw right through his shit, literally enabled Higgus to ban evade several times because shitposting is oh so funny
He's also behind other shitposting in the thread
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>>145841176
>your indecisiveness about Discord and your cowardly behaviour are a huge factor in this
Are you retarded?
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>>145841176
>your indecisiveness about Discord
I've decided a long time ago that I don't want anything to do with this bullshit, anyone can see why. Holy fuck, look at this shit.
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>>145841272
>>145841290
>I don't like how it's run, not at all
1 week later, nothing changed
>meh, I guess it's fine now
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>>145841176
>Horris, because he can't handle when his circlejerk is critized or his e-gf Cat doesn't like someone
You keep posting my name as if I'm involed at all with this discord drama. I don't have a problem with sub I never have. I barely played gta anymor even before I took a week long break. I only came back because blater asked me to it was entirely coincidental that it happened tonight when this bullshit went down. I'm not involved. I don't care which discord people use or how they use it. LEAVE. ME. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. IT.
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>>145841370
It's a discord it does not matter at all.
It's not the crew it's not the thread caring about it in any way is just stupid.
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>>145841370
since I forgot the second half:
Then why did you rejoin them if you didn't want anything to do with this shit
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Discord faggots continue to be a cancer to every single community.
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>>145841537
The only way to stop THEM from circlejerking in discord is to continue talking about them in the thread.
Don't you get it?
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>>145841610
Let'em circle jerk their way back into their cum stained bucket of shit away from here.
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>>145841680
NO. That won't resolve the issue. They are talking about grand theft auto online in there. They are playing the game sometimes with each other. Their admin isn't a democratically elected official of the crew.
/gtag/ cannot allow them to exist.
We must come together as one and discuss how terrible they are or they will never stop.
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>>145841767
I'll talk about how terrible your mother is even if she makes a good ass pussy bitch.
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>bringing discord shit to the thread
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>>145841995
That won't accomplish anything. We are here to make gtag a better community not shit on each other.
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>pcucks still having drama shit with each other
damn just fucking kys alredy like fuck i kno youre all banned from playing but like stfu already
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>>145842036
Nah man we're here to let everyone know how clutch your mother's ass pussy is when she's getting ram rodded all night. The way she moans like a wanton bitch in heat begging for thick cum filling her up and claws at the sheets, the way she wobbles her thick ass and slams it back desperately milking fat cocks, the way she gurgles out pleas for more when you're choking that slut.
Man, you should really try her out faggot. Find out she likes the taste of pussy.
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>>145841176
>bringing botnet chatroom shit into a thread about grand theft auto
>call admins shit then wonder why you get banned
>cry in the thread hoping someone will care enough to un ban you.
>taking a botnet chat room THIS seriously
I don't like you at all.
>>145841537
Gtag was cancer before discord, but I will give annie credit for filtering SOME of the drama out of the thread. No matter how much of a snake she is.
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>>145841370
My post has nothing to do with the way discord is or isn't ran, all I said was to stop throwing names out there about this drama when they had nothing to do with anything.
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Is there a way I can do a 3 person delivery mission, solo? I can do 2 person deliver missions solo, but is 30 minutes enough time?
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provided that you're sure nobody in the session is going to fuck with you, 30 minutes is always more than enough time
just got done running 3 trucks through 15 checkpoints in an empty server, had about ten minutes left by the time i was finished
go for it
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>>145799380
yes, in fact, it is
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I have 2 million right now. Should I buy the savage, or save for the Hydra?
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>>145845349
Save for Hydra. Savage is useless.
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>>145845349
savage
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Does the armor and tire discount not apply to some vehicles like virgo classic custom and slamvan custom or did they always had bulletproof tires for 50k?
Also Old Spice®: Warm or Old Spice®: Classical?
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>>145845349
What would you even do with a Savage? If you really want an attack chopper, get a Buzzard. Otherwise, the Hydra is far, far better
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>>145845395
>>145845660
>They never used the Hydra for fucking up tanks instantaneously
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So how about that drama? ;)
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>this guy literally begged me to stop killing him
#DontFuckWith/gtag/
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>>145845972
>jetshitter
leave and don't come back
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wew
long day
>>145846018
I didn't hop into the jet until after we were killing him on the ground and he got in a helicopter and ran away. I blew up his heli, killed him once, and then got out of the jet. He blew up our helicopter during a VIP mission after promising me that he wouldn't start anything and then went and did that shit. I'm pretty trash with the jets desu but he deserved it.
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>>145829384
You look like Ray Sipe.
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>>145846148
You're trash in general. Both on the ground and in air.
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>>145846232
kwho are you btw
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>>145846349
I'll give you a hint.
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>>145846409
I don't pay attention to your circlejerk I have no idea just tell me
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>>145805516
>runflat tires on a 6x6
And the color scheme was looking so nice...
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>>145846148
>That clean desk and floor
if only
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I want to hug and cuddle Pea
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>>145846772
just started the CEO stuff today, I'm like 60-70% complete with my first large warehouse. Personally I don't think that shit should show up at all, I liked it better clean.
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>>145845769
Nobody even uses tanks anymore
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>>145846884
The armored karuma exists. no reason to.
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>>145847165
But tanks are the best way to counter shittered memeras now with the huge nerf to sticky toss range.
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>>145847449
You know what else counters armored karumasSkill.
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>>145847449
>kuruma comes toward you
>rocket to feet
Assuming you don't already have a Hydra for some reason
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>>145847573
A good kuruma driver is incredibly difficult to hit on a hydra strafing run, actually.
Although, nobody good would be hiding in their safe space box in the first place, so I guess that works. Tank is way more satisfying, though.
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>>145847573
>see this
>slow down and back up
>watch the moron shoot a rocket at his feet
>laugh hard.
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>>145847683
>slow down
>back up
>kuruma
Why would you lie on the Internet?
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>>145847919
>i can't drive
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>>145847971
Kurumas literally can't slow down for like half a block even with both brakes held
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>>145847971
That's the idea, what kind of kurumashitter knows how to brake?
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>>145848015
smart ones.
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>>145848015
If they were smart, they wouldn't be driving around in their hugbox shooting everything that moves with their uzis.
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>>145848096
>smart ones
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>>145846826
the real challenge is getting that shit on your desk to change colour
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I'll quit GTAO if we can go one general without mentioning Discord, Higgus, Nullprophet or Blater.
t. -Horris-
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>>145849017
That wont happen, seeing as they're attention whores and will shitpost about themselves just to get attention.
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>>145849110
t. subscyed
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>>145849239
>implying this isn't the opinion of everyone not currently sucking null's dick
t. not subscyed
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>>145847919
The ones I find always come to a dead stop, mostly because they're so shit they can't hit a stationary target while moving.
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>>145849437
no matter what null does, she'll get shit for it.
allowing that autist to run rampant and talk shit about her will net her disapproval as a pushover on her own discord, doing what she did means she's now on a power trip. there's no way for her to come out on top
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So when are you cucks going to finally man up and admit that following a teenage girl on the internet was a fucking stupid idea?
No, she's not going to suck your dick if you white knight her. She's not going to send you nudes if you defend her attention whoring. She's not going to marry you if you defend her shitty decision making.
It's time to wake up and purge this cancer, so that we may begin healing.
Man up, /gtag/. Remove nullphophet from the crew today, and use a different discord. It's for your own good.
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>>145849609
>acknowledging that you've fucked up and trying to fix things with the people you've pissed off is "being a pushover"
quality post cat, go whore yourself out somewhere else please
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>>145849890
t. sub "don't hurt my feelings" scyed
unless I see evidence of the contrary I'm assuming that's a big ol steaming pile of bullshit and someone just got their panties in a knot over something vague she did, asking for someone to apologize is pretty rich
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rooftop sniping is fun!
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>>145850032
>wah this guy hurt my feelings for calling me out on my incompetent bullshit, so I'll just ban him, that'll show him who's incompetent!
And you dicksuckers wonder why people hate Null and her beta orbiters.
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>talk shit about someone on their discord
>get banned after a while of doing this
Guys Annie is a monster :( she's so out of control, let's move discords
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>>145849783
Not going to happen, she has bl8 and half the comms in her pocket now, and got promoted to lieu for literally no reason. The cancer has spread too far, we need to start over with a new crew.
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>>145850162
>calling me out on my incompetent bullshit
or
>they hurt my feelings and I choose to be offended like a sissy
again, unless I see evidence I'm going to assume people are just twisting something she did
Banning someone who continuously shits up the gta channel for gta discussion should be a no brainer
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Is it time for remove discord again
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>>145850245
The Lieutenant rank is literally useless anyway? Other than status, they have no power in the crew.
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>>145850245
>and got promoted to lieu for literally no reason
Lieu is literally for people who play a lot to accept invites. Comms are circlejerk teir.
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>Buzzard from Pegasus Concierge costs $3000 to call
>Buzzard from Quick Menu is FREE
Where is the fucking consistency?
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So like do people not understand that the fucking Insurgent is explosion proof(for like 2 or 3 explosions)?
>In LS Customs
>Shitter CEO and shitter Associates outside apparently
>Leave LS customs
>CEO is standing on top of a white T20 with an RPG in the parking lot
>Try to drive past him through the narrow road
>He takes aim
>Fires
>Kills himself, blows up his car, and has to pay 20k
>Laugh my ass off
Later on
>Driving around
>Blue and chrome(ew) Adder shows up behind me
>It's an associate of the CEO who killed himself on my car
>Throws a sticky on the back of my car
>I stop so his car is touching me
>He detonates the sticky since he was spamming the detonate button
>He blows himself up and dies
>Laugh my ass off again
Just now
>Chasing a delivery van trying to get to his warehouse
>He sticks 2 stickies to my front end
>Speed up so I'm like 5 feet from his rear bumper
>He detonates them
>Blows himself up, and I get away fine with a slightly charred Insurgent
>Hear him bitching on the mic to his Associates how "That guy is trash and he wouldn't have lasted long with me without that armored pussy mobile"
>He then proceeds to bitch about how he just lost 1/3 of his money on that 18k package
>Text him a :^)
>Drink his tears and lmao
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>>145850487
There's no uncertainty about wether or not she hates him, dumbfuck.
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>>145850280
She in no uncertain terms said she banned Sub because she outright hated him, and here's a nice shot of her flat out saying she'll crewkill him on sight too.
Many snake's asses died to bring us this intel.
Why do we allow someone like this to be in charge of who we can and cannot talk to in our group chat?
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>>145850487
>in no uncertain terms she banned him for outright hating him
then show us that image instead of the one where she only says "I hate him"
if someone shits up the discord and starts drama then you're bound to hate them
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>>145850598
>openly admitting to being a crewkilling shitter
bl8, you have no fucking excuse here
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>gtag is full of teenagers
explains a lot
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>>145850359
Status is pretty important. Promoting her to lieu is literally giving the finger to every crewmember not in their beta orbiting circlejerk. It means that attention whoring will get you higher status in the crew. A dangerous precedent to set.
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>>145850598
t. Subscyed
get that binky out of your ass you infant
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>>145850775
>Status is pretty important in the shitshow that is /gtag/
The leader is a hungry skellyNEET with sleep apnea who only eats Top Ramen
Who the fuck do you think you're fooling?
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>trying to sell 111 crates solo
>enter the plane
FOUR FUCKING TIMES IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY
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>>145850493
No. People don't seem to get the memo. Even though it has a giant fucking icon specific to the car.
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wait what the fuck, how do i actually call in crates, i did it on my friends character but i just got an office and warehouse on mine and theres absolutely no fucking indication on how to do this shit anymore, what the fuck
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>>145849783
>everyone wants to just chill the fuck out and play the game and have fun
>null literally always has to make it about xemselves
>constantly avatarfags in thread and spams shitty photoshop filter comics to get attention
>"hey guys look I'm a girl on voice chat" attention(shoutout to cat who doubles as a whore while doing the same thing)
>guys join MY discord attention
>I'm now the boss of this gym attention
>dozens of beta orbiters that will now defend her to the death anytime someone tries to call her out
>anyone that calls the current null-centric situation like it is gets excommunicated from the circlejerk
It's too late. We need a new official crew.
Pic related, it's null after literally ruining /gtag/
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>>145851170
you have to go to desk in your office (to the left of the telescope), sit in the chair and press X
select the warehouse you've purchased and then choose how many crates you want to buy
buy 2 crates if alone, 3 crates if with friends
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> Watching this thread drama while waiting for my incompetent partner to drill into the safety deposit for more than 30 minutes
Fun, fun, fun!
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>>145851438
Go in solo public lobby
Buy 3 crates at a time
Call in the free buzzard to fly around
Sell 111 all at once for 2.22mil, only by boat or truck, planes are swatted down like flies.
I can't fucking wait for trainers to be working again online, I don't grief, but shit, all this grinding is frustrating.
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>>145851649
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>>145851769
Is there a way to force it to be boats or trucks? Like, can you reset the mission or something?
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>>145851781
thanks for the blog update
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>>145851424
thanks for telling us what we already know
and the beta orbiters that don't know aren't gonna suddenly have an epiphany with your post
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>>145851781
is your character a boy or a girl?
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>>145851769
Wait so is there literally no challenge or risk to any of this at all if you play in solo mode? It just takes a little longer assuming you were even gonna be able to successfully get all the crates you ordered had you played multiplayer?
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>>145851853
> Thread so uppity about potential attention whores, you can't even appreciate something to lighten the mood
Sad, but hilarious.
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>>145852117
rephrase that
>>
who /enjoying their saturday morning/ listening to your favourite tunes while the daily drama wakes up from its fetal position screaming out against life
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>>145852127
>the cure to attention whoring and blogposting is to do some blogposting of my own!
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>>145852295
> Hurrr durrr I must curb screenposters, they might be potential attention whores!
> Post Meme Gun reaction image
Curb your autism.
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>>145852229
I miss the drama free days. They were quiet and nobody fucking did anything, but at least every thread wasn't a null/crime/discord shitfest.
Seriously, has there been any drama in the past several months that null hasn't been involved in?
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>>145852212
Theres no way of losing crates if you do it in solo mode?
Even when delivering a hundred of them on a tugboat or whatever?
How does splitting the money with other players work?
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>>145851814
Just find new session and sell again. You will lose 3 crates so buy 3 and sell. It's worth it because plane sells are fucked
>>145852117
>>145853447
Tugboat is easiest because all you'll face are 6 jetskis and you're basically a tank
idk about truck, havent done it yet.
You're completely defenseless in the plane, avoid at all cost.
You get more money from selling if there are players in your session, but it's negligible. Invite some friends if you want more money. Also, most 3 crate pickups are in vehicles, so you only make one trip.
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>>145854042
>Just find new session and sell again. You will lose 3 crates so buy 3 and sell. It's worth it because plane sells are fucked
So, if I select to sell 111, and it says I need to go to the Titan, I can just find a new session and only lose 3 crates?
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>>145853447
you can lose the crates if you mess up or some shitter comes around obviously, but if you mean going into a solo session that's impossible you have to be in a public session to do any buy missions
you are especially vulnerable when delivering single, large vehicles. if your tug gets destroyed, you're pretty much fucked. if your titan gets destroyed and you've already dropped cargo over some checkpoints, you lose whatever you haven't delivered and what you have delivered is returned to your warehouse.
you really never do. associates get anywhere from $7000 to $10000 while the CEO receives the lump sum.
enjoi.
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>>145850493
>Driving insurgent
also no this game is filled with retards
>>
>Enable firewall while in a session
>Nobody leaves
>They just don't move
>Can't kill them
>Absolutely no NPCs around
Freaky.
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>>145853447
You don't. They get paid their wage every few minutes.
>>145854220
yes
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>>145849783
>teenage
21
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I love the Cuban
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Are they just somewhat immune while ragdolled or is the bullet actually hitting their chest somehow?
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>>145856790
I think their hs area is starting from forehead and going upwards, so if u shot their neck its still part of their chest.
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>>145856581
>21
>acts and sounds like an attention-starved 16 year old
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>>145856790
R* quality here
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Just noticed that the interior view of Maze Bank West isn't correct. Your windows are skewed compared to the street, when they should be parallel to them. They're angled too much towards the movie studio and not enough towards that shitty building across the street.
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>>145850598
>we finally have an excuse to kick null from the crew once and for all
>it'll get buried and forgotten as the new gen gets made
Someone please make sure to repost this next thread, or just send it to bl8 so he can apply some chemo.
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>>145850860
kek
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