/meg/ Mass Effect General

>thread dies during American primetime
>again
YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Liara best and last beautiful waifu

Great, now I get ideas for better OP greentexts, ah well fuck it

anybody know where this is from >>>145599508 ?

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I will miss her.

>>145650268
The E3 reveal must've killed of the last bit of interest in the series.

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>>145650938
>>145651067
no ugly asari allowed

>>145650938
Improvement over the original tbdesu.

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>>145651123

WINDOWS PEN EXCLUSIVE

WEEEWOOO

>>145651067

L*wd

>>145650369
where what is from? I'm OP from that last thread

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post your mass effect screenshot

>>145654352
Dont have any, I accidentally deleted all my game pics when I reinstalled Windows

>>145654352
I'll take some later on, perhaps.

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>>145654352

>>145656060
Thats some reddit-tier humor

>>145656150
you know it anon

>>145651067
haha, thanks for the laugh anon!

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>>145654352

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>>145658284

GETH

>>145650938
>>145651067
great

>>145663464
>turns non-boobplate into boobplate

pls

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Best husbando coming through

As long as there are rape references, I won't mind Andromeda

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>>145665737
were there rape references in ME1-3?

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>>145650938
You know what this reminds me of?

>>145666449
that Liara shop with this Indian actor?

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>>145667142
Theres already cosplay for Ryder too wew

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>>145661153
RIGHTS RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB

>>145663519
There is literally nothing wrong with boobplate.

>>145666279
one of the inmates you can talk to in the Purgatory where Jack is held. He says they take everything from you there, including his ...pride

>>145668224
oh ye, that one.... I thought you meant inter-species rape, like krogan on qt human or something.

>>145666279
jack said the crew "used" her on the ship when she ran off from pragia facility, also on her recruitment mission one of the inmates mentions that they can take everything from you, including his "pride"

>>145668917
>implying jack didnt like being "used"

>>145668606
>you

tfw you will never get an alien qt that can do
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1466091552833.gif

>>145667047
What?

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>>145654352
An oldie

Will a GTX 750ti run the ME series?

>>145671032
I run a 8800GT with 1GB memory and have everything on highest, shouldnt be a problem

anyone in the process of making a new collage?

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>>145669845
you're getting weirder by the day, OCD

>>145670815
Press "F" to pay respect

>>145671032
I had a 460 until recently, had a few problems with ME1, ME2 ran smooth, ME3 even smoother.

>>145671216

Sort of. Why, is there something you'd like included?

>>145671512
nothing on my mind for now

>>145669845
Why the fuck would anyone do that? Seriously?

>>145671140
How delightful. I just ordered a new PC, with a 750ti and an intel i3 something something. far from the beastliest of machines, but way better than my ancient HP laptop.

>>145669845
Oh baby!
Maybe that's how quarians operate their suits, they use their forked tongues to move joysticks and push buttons.
I'm imagining a bored quarian girl entangled in the embrace of her lover, too tired to get up, but too comfortable to undress as go to sleep. Her visors lights up and using her forked tongue, she starts playing some rudimentary game that came preinstalled on her suit.

>>145671349
>>145671641
You are not thinking of the possibilities and the capabilities of said modification. There is a very practical application to it that, while it's not aesthetically pleasing, it could be sexuelle pleasing.

>>145671651
>750ti
The R9 480x is 199$. I think it's a much better alternative, eddrf. Especially considering the 750ti can go up to 170$. Unless you're buying cheap second hand.

>>145669845
Had a gf which had a tongue like this, BJ game was out of this world

GOG sale!

>>145672748
This. This is what I want.

>>145667603
>what is a cracked sternum whenever you fall over

>>145672653
I considered going for an AMD card, but they're apparently louder and hotter and I had scoped out the 750ti for some time. Secondly that card was still more expensive than what I had. I got the 750ti for 137 USD.

>>145672748
Sounds nice.

>>145674801
>louder and hotter
The 380x makes not a sound. Don't know about the 480x, since it is not out for another few weeks, I think. As for hot ... dude, you're in Sweden! You need the hot. The price tag, though, very nice.

>>145675526
Thanks.
I could agree with the heat, this summer is really pretty damn cold and wet.

I just realized that I bought the wrong card though, I bought the 1gb version instead of the 2gb version that I was looking at. I'll have to call tomorrow and see if it's worth changing.
Maybe I'll change cards then, maybe. the 2gb version was at 166 dollarinos.

Godammit. I need to learn to re-read and double-check. I'm so eager to be done with things that I end up fucking stuff up.

>>145673534
Or when she gets punched for that matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA1gx_3jPrw

I liked the E3 trailer for technomancer. What are you looking forward to, meg? Andromeda?

>>145673534

Or just the hard ceramic getting in the way of aiming, picking things up, climbing over things. Basically, don't cover large tits with solid materials in the shape of half-spheres.

Friendly reminder that there is no escape.

>>145676756
from where?

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>>145676462

Hey, I think that's the voice of Kaz.

>>145676756
From you're waifu's loving embrace?

>>145676462
Titanfall 2 looked pretty neat.

>>145676996

MEG, presumably. Or Mass Effect in general, perhaps.

>>145676462

Titanfall 2, mostly. The new game from Guerilla looks pretty interesting, too, the 'creatures' were really cool. Mechanical 'animals' with very organic movement. Horizon: Zero Dawn, I think it was called.
I don't have a PS4, though.

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>>145676996
It's an ancient MEG meme.
pic related

>>145676756
>>145677094
waifu pins your head to the couch/bed/floor etc with her thighs?

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>>145678886

THICK thighs?

>>145679035
couldn't hurt

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>>145677143
yeah

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>>145679434
You can check out any time you like.

>>145680281
this never gets old

>>145680281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrfhf1Gv4Tw

But you can never leave.

>>145682080
>3rd link

is it hard to do that?

>>145682080
Do not sexualize the daughterfus. This is a daugetrfu sexualization free zone.

>>145682483
Depends how much she weighs, how strong you are and how long can you keep it up going like that.
tl;dr Yes, it is.

>>145679035
no thanks

>>145682483
http://www.medicaldaily.com/reverse-cowgirl-responsible-most-cases-penile-fracture-west-global-guide-318936

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>>145683395

>>145682080
is there any particular reason you post porn in the Mass Effect General?

>>145676585
>Basically, don't cover large tits with solid materials in the shape of half-spheres.

what the fuck is wrong with you, you faggot?

>>145684235
Are you the one reporting it?

>>145685305
I dont think it has a place on a SFW board. There are enough NSFW boards for people interested. Deal with it.

>>145685445
>>145685305

>>145683816
Better safe than sorry

>>145685445

are you sexually frustrated ?

>>145685782
Whoah, where did that come from? That did he do to you?

>>145685782
No, I just dont want to get a boner when I am on a blue board.
Plus, someone opening the link to NSFW content when on a SFW board is nullifiying the reason of SFW in the first place.
Why do you feel the need to post it here in the first place? Are YOU sexually frustrated?

>THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20-KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT.

>>145686815
>THAT'S WHY DON'T EYEBALL IT, IT IS A WEAPON OF mASS DESTRUCTION
>IF YOU PUSH THE BUTTON, YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN SOMEBODYS DAY

>>145686815
>>145687116
This guy was more Alpha in his 2 minute speech than Sheploo in the whole triology.
really makes you think....

>>145683287
low test

>>145687116
>SIR! AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION, SIR!
>NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS, MAGGOT!

>>145687243
arent you needed in some /b/ thread?

>>145687331
funny that they refer to the A-bombs from WW2 to describe the impact. The slug is not radioactive and you would think that in all the time between WW2 and ME2 humanity mustve used a bigger A-bomb or other weapon of better comparison.
But hey, you gotta reference real-life somehow, right?

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>GRAVITY IS ONE MEAN MOTHER, HUH

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>PURRFECT!

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>>145654352

>>145689642
nice custom hair

>>145687610
>The slug is not radioactive

The energy-release of the equivalent of 36 kilotonnes of TNT is still 36 kilotonnes of TNT.

The point of all of that is that if you hit someone, they're fucked.

>>145683395
>The review also revealed what some of the safer sex options may be. For example, homosexual intercourse was involved in only 12 percent of injuries.
Here I thought they'd recommend cutting of your mangingey.

>>145687610
Hiroshima-equivalents are more convenient than joules.
Even the most autistic of rocketpunk autists acknowledge this.

>Don't fuck with Aria.

what if I wanna to ?

>>145692076
Aria will fuck with you.
No medical insurance covers that.

>>145676462
from E3? Dawn of War III maybe and Hitman is usually quite fancy. Zelda: Breath of the Wild looks comfy as fuck, really. and generally Endless Space 2, which wasn't on E3 though it seems.
Also checking out what was announced etc it pisses me off seeing how pretty much every game is multi platform and you know my opinion to console-downgrading.

>>145678356
ah, my to-do list.

>>145683395
didn't want to know that

>>145687235
on the other hand femshep can't even take charge in bed so that's that.

>>145691878
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hmmmm what could possibly go wrong if I order a drink here?

>>145692076

The queen of edgy will 'flay you alive'? That seems to be a regular thing in Mass Effect. Or maybe it's just in Liara's fucked up family.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10503602

>check out /aco/
>70 Overwatch threads

That fucking game, Jesus...

>>145695406
pretty intrusive question, I dare not answer it.

>>145695418
just hide them.

>>145695406

I would say hexagons, but it feels like fuckin' everyone started using them after Crysis. As soon as it's ever so slightly sci-fi, GOTTA MAXIMISE THOSE HEXAGONS.

>>145695815
>tfw nobody will EVER share your love for Crysis 2
The tie-in novel was basically perfect too.

>>145696231

The one where they killed Nomad and Rosenthal? Fuck that.

>>145695815
>hexagons
deviant!

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helpd a BT freind, BT aer soo freindli, hoow cen poeople not turst themm?

>>145696326
>The one where they killed Nomad and Rosenthal?
I'm pretty sure neither of them are ever stated to be dead, at least in Crysis 2.
Disclaimer: I dropped Crysis 3 an hour in so I may be underinformed.

>>145696761

No, they die. They go into a time portal that sends them back right before the nuke hits, and Prophet survives, somehow.

>jury-rigged

I'm not native speaker, what does that mean?

Mording said this word, so yes this is ME realted[/spolier]

>>145696990
I don't even know what you're talking about now
Must be Warhead stuff.
Been ages since I played that.

>>145696991
makeshift; improvised

>when your spiderbro removes cranefly five times his size
Why are spiders so based?

>>145697410

Wait, no, it was the comic. And the nuke didn't kill him, but he still died of a rocket.

>>145697579
thanks WG

>tfw no space communism
>you will never never sail on fearlessly, the hope of the revolution
>you will never report your victory as a red october dawn rises
>you will never gift a new world to your children
Why even live?

>>145697736
>tfw arachnophobia
While I do not think spiders are evil, I prefer my screened windows due to my irrational fear of them, thanks.

>>145699010
I remember I had a class mate who tore out pages from biology book containing spiders, his father wrote an official letter to our principal regarding his arachnophobia so the teacher don't ask him any question regarding to spiders while we were at this subject

>trying to replay ME1
God give me strength.

>>145699375
okay, that's a bit much maybe. I had a friend who had the exact problem with snakes though.

Anyway I don't think I could stand if they put a spider race into Andromeda

>>145699494
try MEUITM

http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect/mods/1/?
if you play on consoles then tough luck, pal.

>>145699494
use ME wiki if you're planing on doing sidequests

>>145699601
I hate spiders but I guess I'm not on the same level of disgust as you

>>145699741
I couldn't give less of a fuck about graphics, but I really can't deal with the gameplay design that tries to be halfway between a shooter and an RPG and fails at both.

>>145699010
Can you at least kill the larger ones on your own?

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>>145700687
yes. it's just I hate how they move and the way they look in general. and I hate cobwebs. it's absolutely irrational to fear them but I still do.

>>145701467
No to Shelob waifu?

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>>145702056
I was on edge in cinema when watching that scene
three times

uh oh, the original content do not steals already started for ryder
>their faces when "Ryder" is going to be the protag's first name

>humans can build FTL drives that can jump all the way to Andromeda
>humans can equip a sleeper ship with a whole instant-civilization-just-add-water while at war, nevermind they're portrayed as barely being able to sustain their colonies within Milky Way even in ME1
Wow, it's almost like they don't care for the preexisting lore at all!

>>145702596
>asari are now having hairy brows

ofc they ignore they own lore

>>145702704
I'm still holding out some hope that the abomination was just some in-universe cosplayer.

>>145702379
But that just looks like Natalie Dormer.

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>>145702805
doubtful

>>145702704
either a Harry-Potter-Scar fuckup or it's a whole different race.

>>145703271
ORIGINAL. CONTENT. DO. NOT. STEAL.

>>145703469
Hope dies last, anon.
And if we can't hold onto hope, what can we hold on to?

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>Why dont you find a nice girl to keep you warm in the meantime?
>You look like you need to loosen up a little

t-thanks for noticing, Aria

>>145704021
my dick for a start

>buy game for 10 dollarydoos
>each DLC is 15 bucks
Fuck me. Fuck that. I can't like, pirate them and use them with my legit copy or anything can I?

>>145704261
>thinking EA lowers the price of DLC

Lel.
Pirate everything, my man.

>>145704428
Friend told me the multi-player was fun and it is but everyone crashed out for the day that I was playing it with. Otherwise I would have just pirated it.

>>145704658
then are you a poorfag or something? I could buy without ever giving a thought all ME DLC's with my 3rd world salary but I played the whole trilogy more than 20 times so I don't see the reason why should I pay for it now

>>145704658

Install the bought version in one place, and the pirated version in another.

>>145704968
Kind of a poor fag but mostly don't want to pay 45 dollars to have dlc for a 10 dollar game.

>>145702596
We don't know yet the exact circumstances surrounding the group that goes to Andromeda, so it's hard to definitively say it fucks with lore but you're probably right

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>>145706105
>krogan now have only 2 testicles according to Andromeda lore

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>>145707165
>you've got a quad!

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>>145709664

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>>145709664
>just fucking kill me already

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>>145709664

>>145698757
Just end it commi-pig.

>>145698757
commies should be hanged on trees so everyone could see how are they going to end up if they support this cancer ideology

t.Russian

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bump with miri

>>145713886
a worthy bump

>>145713886
>>145715029

Bumps like her bunions.

>>145705498
So I did this and then when I opened the legit version it opened the pirated version but with no DLC and every time I try to open the pirated version it opens but act as the legit version.

>>145716715

Well, I've got nothing else.

how come it is so fucking empty here again? shouldn't it be prime time for americans? it's very active during european time.

>meg
>ded
good night

>>145718294
All the murrican posters are kill, they were fags and got shot up by Muhammed Joe.