Mass effect general. /MEG/

liara best waifu

we sure are dead today

3rd for gay Krogan.

>>145450205
I honestly didn't think they'd go with Ryder. It sounded like a bad joke at first.

>>145451470
I think the whole idea for andromeda sounded like a bad joke

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>>145451601
No, it would have been retarded to stick to the milky way after ME3. Setting the game on a new frontier is one of the best ideas they've had since ME1 but I'm sure they'll fuck it up anyway. Like by handwaving away the lack of mass relays and translated alien languages in Andromeda but the idea itself is great.

>>145451078
it happens

>>145451837
he probably meant making another game at all sounds like a bad joke. just like star wars.

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>>145451078
Andromeda has killed the Mass Effect fanbase.

>>145451837
No, I meant they should have left the mass effect universe to rest in piece and never try to revive it ever again

>>145452218
what the...

>>145452264
they did kill franchises before and left them to rot after all, like Ultima, Command & Conquer...

>>145450205

Is that Denny DeVitto?

>>145450205
Ryder is uglier than the ugly asari

>>145452218
then why did this hero not have nightmares when jenkins died? or when he had to leave one of his squad to die on virmire? or when he destroyed a whole fucking planet? his nightmares started because he saw a shuttle with a kid inside get shot down

>>145452426
Its patton oswalt you blind dunce

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why did he do that ?

>>145452746
who gives a fuck? it won't be in the final game anyway

>>145452526
Striking resemblance.

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>>145452746
He betrayed our only religion, MASS EFFECT.

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>>145454359

I have a cat named after Tali that I have sometimes called Quarry for years, in a moment of being too high I noticed that name would probably be a little racist in the mass effect universe

will we get another red/blue/green ending?

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>>145455972

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>>145452264
As long as they keep making money out of it they will never stop. But at least this is more of a spinoff game than a straight up sequel. It isn't Mass Effect 4.
>>145452746
Throwing dindus in the garbage is the right thing to do.

>>145450205
She looks a bit like Brienne of Tarth

>>145456917
what did she see?

>>145452746

For the same reason you pushed a guy out the window.

>>145457482
are you talking about the mission where you recruit thane? I just told him to fuck off

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>>145457042
Looks like some kind of weapon.

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>>145457042

>>145457042

Knife or a bayonette.
>tfw never getting a good ol' steel bayonette in Mass Effect, only the dumb omni-shit

>>145457042
gethpenis

>>145458209
her face?

>>145458392
geth don't need penises

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Does the order i pick my crew members affect which one of them talks during missions?

>>145458605
Of course they don't, they're all dead now.
But a gethpenis is a valuable collector's item.

>>145458702
Maybe?

>>145458702

What? The only ones who speak during the missions are the people you bring along.

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>>145458702
In which game? In ME2 they have different hotspots in the hubs where they can comment on stuff but other than that they pretty much have the exact same lines whoever you pick during regular missions.

>>145458934
lets say i bring miranda and jacob to grab grunt in ME2. Which one of them will say the loud speaker line

>>145459619
joker

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>>145459946
ur fucking funny m8

>>145459609
why does it look so good in hentai but so bad in real life?

>>145460052
3D girls are icky.

>>145460001
it's fucking randomized as both of them have a say on this particular situation

>>145458392
This.
>>145458605
If this board wasn't SFW I would post one of Fugtrups gifs. Google it and you'll see.

>>145458265
>Reverse goatse
>Hands are literally in the ass
>not only seeing the fingertips

>>145459619

Miranda.

>>145461772
and why not jacob?

>>145462852

Fuck if I know, that's just how it is.

>>145462852
Who cares about Jacob?

>>145459609
>tfw you say 'no' but you really mean 'yes'

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So pretty.

>>145463979
>arch ship to a distant galaxy
>best of the best people should be on board
>ryder

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>doesn't even have heels

Something tells me her ankles wouldn't allow it.

>>145464906
yuck!

>>145464906
More like the floor wouldn't be able to support them.

>>145462852
He's a nigger.

Do you guys think Andromeda will finally prove indoctrination theory once and for all?

>>145465603

How in the world would it do that? Do you actually believe that retarded shit?

>>145465603
>indoctrination theory
no that's just your brain searching for a pattern to justify that illogical piece of shit ending

>>145465954
is that luke cage on the right?

>>145465603
Muh indoctrination theory
Muh trees

Its the most retarded shit to cope with the ending, even more retarded than the ending itself

>>145458209

so how come it looks as though she has actual eyebrows made of hair?

>>145466317
it's normal for biowEAre to forget their own lore

>>145465603
I don't care, I'll still believe in it.
>>145465681
>retarded shit
No, synthesis is retarded shit.

>>145466317
She's trans-species. She's a human who got Asari reassignment surgery.

>>145466317
it's like forgetting Harry Potter's scar in the first trailer.

>>145466578
this must be it

Now that we're invading these strange new worlds, can we hunt crazy critters?

>>145452218
>Triggered by this fucking paint shit.
I will never get over ME3.

>>145467448

There were a few really big quadrupedal animals in the E3 trailer. A big flying thing, too.

>>145467685
Yes but can we just hunt them for shits and giggles with our new Brogan?

>>145467504
>uncensored

Oh, boy.

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>>145465603

>>145458605
I'm sure there were pleasure-Geth around during the years before the morning war. And during the uprising they took up arms like the other platforms, floppy grey penises dangling as they marched from town to town. Synth-vulva glistening in the setting sun, bleached pale white after all the flaming buildings the platform has traversed.

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daily reminder that MEA is gonnabe shit

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dont mind me dumping my ragefolder

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found the tweet of the ME1/2 lead animator

>>145470306
spot on resemblance

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>>145470306
>they laughed about the "swampbeast"
>they called her ugly

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, THIS IS YOUR OWN HELL FEMSHEP HATING FAGGOTS

>>145470892
yes, I'm sure meg's hate for swampbeast is the reason for this abomination to appear

>>145470449
>I had no idea until a year after ME2 came out that you could have a female lead.

That's your problem, you fucking retard, not a fault of the game or its marketing.

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>>145471283
its fucking karma nigger

you put so much hate into a decent looking character that you now get an even worse looking character

>>145470306
>le see jay dubya boogeyman

>>145471427
>karma
shove your fucking superstitious beliefs in your asshole you fucking caveman

>>145471427
>swampbeast
>decent
Top kek.

>>145471459

Idiot.

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>>145471535
enjoy your new ugly DyckRyder you giant cunt

>>145471660
you are right, she is beautiful

>>145472118
mkay :^)

prime number do a trilogy playthrough with a femshep
composite don't

>>145472815
Mine was always a girl.

>a family of Ryders
Could be interesting.
>https://youtu.be/2I6LLVw1uTo

I wonder if they're going the DA2 route where the class you pick changes who lives and dies.

>>145472962
I've never carried a femshep through all 3 games.
Fuck it, maybe I'll bite the bullet and do it anyway..

>>145473040
I thought she was better voiced so I stuck with her. Gonna have to change it up with Ryder though.

Wouldn't it be neat if the first alien we meet that is native to andromeda look a bit like a starfish, or anything really. And all other native alien are rubber forehead style variations on that starfish form.

>>145473567
>look a bit like a starfish

Elaborate further.

>>145473828
maybe he's talking about asari

>>145473567
As if Biowhy could be fucked to make animations for some exotic starfish skeleton.
They can barely do bipebal ones.

>>145473879
But we have the Hanar.

Wouldn't it be neat if the first alien we meet that is native to andromeda look a bit like a penis, or anything really. And all other native alien are rubber forehead style variations on that penis form.

>>145474028
why would you want a penis-looking alien ?

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>yfw the FemRyder VA is so horrible that Hale sounds like an angel

/meg fags completely BTFO

>>145473567
You really don't want to meet the Scramblers.

>>145473567
They had sticky pod feet and hands with the texture of polystyrene balls under latex?

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What if that eyebrows of this asari are actually real and she is some kind of human/asari hybrid with DNA from both species ( don't ask how it's SF after all ). So - you will have a choice playing as a human supremacist - accept that this new species is partially human and incorporate them into your new empire or simply purge xeno scum.

>>145474147
Skin with the texture of ***

Wouldn't it be neat if the first alien we meet that is native to andromeda look a bit like a butt, or anything really. And all other native alien are rubber forehead style variations on that butt form.

>>145474147

I'd like to feel your waifu's balls under latex. ;)

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>you will never be turned into a living pavement for EDI to step on you

>>145474775

Well, that sounds retarded.

I'm a poorfag and I want to get back into ME, but I don't have consoles and I'm on PC, and I really kinda don't want to use Origin. Also I'm poor.

>>145475410

Pirate it, then, what's the problem?

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>>145465954
nice

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A waifu with a thick, fleshy butt? A waifu with a small one, but round and cute? Waifu with a really firm butt from all the workout?

The asari's no supermodel but she's not as ugly as you fags make her out to be.
And she's much better looking that the jewess

>>145477127
Oh baby!

I'd prefer the big and round one.

>>145477127
Gimme tight musclebutt.

>>145477127
Tight and cute, or thickly fleshy.

>>145477127
Solid, thick and tight.

>Three fucking E3's
>Still nothing more than two minute footages of concept artists drawing on their wacoms, developers going "blablabla" and 5 seconds of actual in-game footage

>>145478518
so, you arent hyped?

>>145478518

Are you looking for a shoulder to cry on?

>>145478518
Indeed, not a good sign

>>145478518
>actual in-game footage
Pfffft. Right.

>>145477310
Agreed. The Asari isn't a prize but the feMC is disgusting looking.

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>tfw feel the relapse
>can't break free
I should have never come back here.
Send help.

EA Play Trailer

>The new ship is called the Tempest. It's small enough to land on planets
>Asari, Salarians, Krogan etc are all in Andromeda
>The Mako has a boost feature
>Biotics are back
>You can switch shoulders during combat
>Facial animations are smoother/more detailed
>There is more than one Ark
>Before leaving, the Arks were located above Earth
>Passengers on the Ark have been kept in some kind of stasis during the journey. Female character is first to wake up

Mac Walters (YouTube Live at E3)

>Characters are a huge focus, Frostbyte allows them to create more detailed characters
>The dialogue system will be familiar but they want to push the envelope with new mechanics
>There will be an 'evolution' of the morality system
>The protagonist's name is Ryder
>The woman at the end of the EA Play video is a FemRyder
>The goal of this game is to move forward. There will be callbacks to the trilogy however
>Ryder has a family. This family ties into the storyline (Maybe siblings, parents etc)
>ME3 multiplayer was a surprising success but they understand that fans didn't like how it tied into the single player, aims to improve this
>Development in the game is in the final stretch, they only want to show stuff that's totally finished and polished
>The Mako is the only vehicle in the game

>>145480720
I thought you were in control, TIM.

Polygon and IGN interviews with Mac Walters/Aaryn Flynn

>Mass Effect 3's ending and your decisions won't affect Andromeda
>Relationships and romances will be more realistic
>Friendships and romances will take into account character temperaments. Some may be harder to talk to.
>Romance won't be limited to checking in a few times, then getting a romance scene.
>Mass Effect Andromeda is a story about becoming a hero
>The characters will be much younger and untested, drawing from themes of feeling out of depth or like an outcast
>Humanity are the aliens this time, it's the story of a stranger in a strange land
>BioWare are aiming for a character that is more than just a typical space marine, someone who recognises the impact their presence is having

>>145481000
Nooooo
Dont make me fall back into their lies.
Its working

>Instead of your character already knowing a lot about the Galaxy like Shepard, you're going to be discovering all of this stuff with them
>You won't have the kind of support Shepard would have. You're not exactly a Spectre this time
>The story of the game will be more personal this time, even though the scale is still grand
>The trilogy will act as a foundational background, but won't be a focus. There will be explainations for new players on what Krogans are, what mass effect field are etc.
>The trilogy was about a cinematic, grand, space opera with a titular character. With Andromeda they want to move away from this
>Instead of saying "You are this person" it's about saying "This is your role and this is the way you can play it"
>Andromeda will still be a human centric story, as it gives the player a foothold in the alien narrative
>In ME1, humans found themselves to be the underdogs in a larger galaxy, and this is ultimately a core theme of Mass Effect, not just the trilogy
>BioWare kept trying to solve the vehicle problem in the trilogy, but this time they've made it a core focus and tried to fix it early in development
>The online component will have no impact on the main story this time. There will be more positive ties between the singleplayer and multiplayer
>The core elements of branching dialogue, relationship building, exploration etc will remain intact
>Andromeda will feel like you're playing Mass Effect for the first time, as the setting/characters are new and unfamiliar, yet nostalgic to returning fans

>>145480862
>'evolution' of the moral system
What does this mean, I wonder.
>>145481000
>Friendships and romances will take into account character temperaments. Some may be harder to talk to.
>Romance won't be limited to checking in a few times, then getting a romance scene.
>Mass Effect Andromeda is a story about becoming a hero
>The characters will be much younger and untested, drawing from themes of feeling out of depth or like an outcast
>Humanity are the aliens this time, it's the story of a stranger in a strange land
This all sounds good.

>>145481000
>Relationships and romances will be more realistic
Read: the resident gay krogan will rape you with the whole crew watching and applauding if you try to play a heterosexual male character.

Yanick Roy
>RPG elements are of course still there, allowing the player to control the story their way
>BioWare aren't worried about moving on from Shepard, they believe that as long as all the core elements of Mass Effect are there, people will play it >There will be companions with 'loyalty' missions and new ways to get to know them
>The multiplayer will be similar to ME3's but with more freedom, dynamic gameplay and 'chaos'
>There will be more customisation than we've seen before. We can "own" our environments
>Andromeda is their biggest game ever. Exploration is a major factor, similar to what they tried to achieve in ME1
>Planets will have essentially one biome, inspired by planets from things like Star Wars
>There will be different ways to communicate with the races of Andromeda. Diplomacy, aggressiveness, combat etc
>The order in which you do quests/talk to people may also influence opinion of you and humanity
>We will be able to choose male/female, but they want to go a little bit further with this. More details to come soon
>The female Ryder isn't exactly the default face. There is a bit of a twist this time around but they can't say more yet
>The protagonist's role will be vast, their goal is to find a new home for humanity and the other races accompanying them, requiring a character of many qualities
>There will be references to the trilogy, but not so much as to flood new players with information
>The way the translators will understand the languages of the Andromeda species will be explained

Aaryn Flynn (PlayStation Access and Inside Playstation)
>The trip to Andromeda has taken a really really long time (hundereds of years)
>The game draws parallels to today's space exploration advancements/themes
>The N7 character has nothing to do with Shepard
>New species. Some old, some new, some completely mysterious
>Choices will affect the species you encounter
>Planetary exploration is essentially the same mechanic as ME1, but much MUCH bigger/better with more freedom
>There's much more to the Tempest than meets the eye
>The 'Ark' is a huge part of the story, not just where Ryder wakes up
>Main character will be human, you can choose to play as a male/female Ryder
>There is a sense of continuity in the Mass Effect universe, despite starting fresh in a new Galaxy
>Mass Effect Andromeda is story/characters first, then with a large focus on seamless loading, exploration
>Frostbyte has forced them to rebuild everything from the ground up, it's a clean slate in more ways than one
>Mass Effect VR is a possibility

>>145481252
>>145481000
So what am I to make of this? The trilogy's decisions won't matter, but it's still going to be referenced?

>>145481252
>The female Ryder isn't exactly the default face. There is a bit of a twist this time around but they can't say more yet
inb4 Ryder is a polymorph to better accommodate genderfluid characters

>>145481431
They'll mention rumours of a humanist terrorist organization but they won't mention the time Shep came inside Jack. For example.

>>145481606
Ryder is a futa, trials in tainted space now!

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>>145481252
>>We will be able to choose male/female, but they want to go a little bit further with this. More details to come soon
>>The female Ryder isn't exactly the default face. There is a bit of a twist this time around but they can't say more yet
Trans main character literally confirmed

>>145481431
It means you'll have all the tedium of having to cringe through obvious infodumps aimed at new players with one of the benefit of seeing the series plot's consequences being explored in any meaningful way.

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>>145480862
>>ME3 multiplayer was a surprising success but they understand that fans didn't like how it tied into the single player, aims to improve this
WELL THANK GOD YOU USED THE FINAL PART OF THE TRIOLOGY TO TEST OUT NEW AREAS
THANKS YERY MUCH YOU GIANT PIECE OF SHIT

>>145481798
I'd pay for a gingey customization kit DLC.

>>145481161
>What does this mean, I wonder.

Double the amount of vent children nightmares.

>>145481000
>The characters will be much younger and untested, drawing from themes of feeling out of depth or like an outcast

pls no

>BioWare are aiming for a character that is more than just a typical space marine, someone who recognises the impact their presence is having

cultural appropriation lectures sounds great

>>145481252
>We will be able to choose male/female, but they want to go a little bit further with this. More details to come soon

finally i can be a genderfluid demiboy pansexual

>>145481639
But what about muh Rachni?

>>145482087
The who?
t. Mac Walters

>>145482087
Sorry never heard of them. Do you mean the asari?

>>145482169
>>145482245
Pls no bully.

>>145482020
>>someone who recognises the impact their presence is having
>cultural appropriation lectures sounds great

A modern person waltzing into the village of a tribe of people that has never known about the world as a whole will certainly impact said village by the simple fact that they're there.

>>145482087

Unless they bring them with to Andromeda, the rachni aren't relevant.

>>145482020
>>cultural appropriation lectures sounds great
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the game was a thinly veiled parallel of the conquest of the New World, with human (or Milky Way in general) settlers as the main antagonist.

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>>145480720
>I'M IN CONTROL
>NO ONE IS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO

>>145482486
>Unless they bring them with to Andromeda
But that's exactly what they should do. Rachni won't be a pain in the Milky Way anymore if they can migrate elsewhere.

>>145482885

It doesn't matter what they "should" do, they won't seeing as how they're still in ME3.

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>>145482885
what if we find reapers there

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>>145482497
>krogans cowering in fear while humans rape their women and burn down their homes

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>>145481842
>>145483081
>>145483534
>this fucking guy

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>>145483921

Can someone post the Asari Shrek photoshop?

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>>145484082

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>>145483921

>>145484539
It must be embarassing to be >>145483921

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frogposters are cancer

>>145484929
get /a/ut

>>145485001
I

>>145480862
>ME3 multiplayer was a surprising success but they understand that fans didn't like how it tied into the single player, aims to improve this
By integrating it even more than ever. Read the leaked survey.

>>145481161
>>'evolution' of the moral system
>What does this mean, I wonder.
The middle option between renegade and paragon is back. Very evolutionary.

>>145484929
Who is this semen demon?

>>145486753
>Read the leaked survey.
Pls guide me to it

>>145487195
read the fucking pastebein

ME4 info from leaked survey? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160611475&postcount=1

>>145487921
Thanks

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so I just finished downloading the whole trilogy with DLC, gonna play for the first time the entire series in one go

What build should I do?

>>145490732
ME1 combat as a power-based class is incredibly clunky and boring.
And g-d help you if you pick Engineer.
ME2 allows you to reclass upon import iirc.

When did this swampbeast meme take off?

>>145491452
2012

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>>145467504
>that hip joint
I threw up a little

>>145467685
wouldn't be surprised if you couldn't kill any of them except that big one because railroaded scene in a game-critical mission.

>>145470306
HAHA Holy shit!

>>145470892
>>145471427
>being this desperate
go to sleep you autist.

>>145472118
>enjoy your new ugly DyckRyder you giant cunt
it's just another reason not to play femryder. actually it's just another reason not to play the game at all.

>>145472969
>I wonder if they're going the DA2 route where the class you pick changes who lives and dies.
>extra work
yeah no.

>>145473567
STARRO THE CONQUEROR

>>145492220
That's a lot of implying.

>>145492659
4u

>>145481975
Preorder from gamestop to get access to two exclusive pubic hair customizations.

Pierced clitoral hood is part of a dr pepper promotion.

Starting a new trilogy run.

Which class should I play?

>>145494261
infiltrator 1-3

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>>145494361
Nice, my favorite class

Still never played Soldier though

>>145494454
1 - easy and boring
2 - boring
3 - I don't know

>>145493769
And you can have a prince albert piercing mod from McDonald's Happy Meals.
The company is absolutely flabbergasted about Happy Meal sales collapsing.

>>145481923

Go fuck yourself, the MP was one of ME3s only redeeming qualities.

DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE RYDER

>>145496485
it's like sexualizing a piece of shit. grosses me the fuck out

>>145496485
The DickRyder?

>>145496485
I'm making my ryder gender fluid, on odds xie will be male and on evens female

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>>145496485
>Ryder
>In charge of not being a slut
The instant she wakes up she blows the entire crew. Hypersleep made her horny.

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>>145497842

>>145497842

That's every female commander, though. The first female admiral in the British navy apparently fucked a subordinate withing three months after getting that promotion, sometime in the 2010s.
They're all sluts, bruh!

>>145498195
why would she fuck with a subordinate when the rules clearly state no fucking fraternization(I don't know about UK rules but I'm probably right), is this rule is so fucking hard to follow???

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>>145498195
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2706992/People-jump-say-women-shouldnt-ships-Admiral-blasts-female-commander-Navy-warship-affair-junior-officer.html

>>145498740

For the same reason you have pregnancies on American aircraft carriers.

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all the Liara juices Femshep mustve drank over the journey

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>>145498195
Female admirals usually don't service Krogans tho. Uncensored:
http://i.imgur.com/WApNaj7.jpg
I wonder if this is the first super halfassed Ryder Rule34 out there. I bet there's some mspaint job somewhere that has me beat or a super fast artist.

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daily reminder Femshep>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FemRyder

>>145499701
you fucking suck, stop that shit

>>145499701
>cuck fetish
Kill yourself

>>145499525
that's not even a quarter of an MTJ shot

>>145499728
they're equally shit

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>>145499852
I know. I felt dirty after making it but it had to be done.
>>145499932
>Not being krogan

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>mfw I've never been here before
So this is the power of the Bioware fanbase

>>145495857
The MP ruined the singleplayer, it might have been okay on its own but it fucked up the rest of the game when Bioware designed everything around it.

>>145499701
looks good to be the first one, at least there isn't any on the rule 34 sites yet. go upload it and be the first

>>145450205
Was Jimmy Carr the face model for this?

>>145500328

Yeah man I'm sure the RGB ending was all the MPs fault.

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>>145499932
Who's getting cucked exactly?

>>145481252
Fair warning to anyone getting hyped
http://forum.bioware.com/topic/289655-a-list-of-lies-we-were-fed/

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inb4 male Ryder will be a black male

>>145500716
>Krogan baby fat is an expensive and highly illegal delicacy. Food prepared in krogan baby fat is said to be sold in some parts of Omega and in the underbelly of the Citadel

>>145500612
look at the fucking maps, all are MP-Arenas, not singleplayer maps in context with the setting
the MP ruined the game from the beginning, the ending was just the tip of the iceberg

>>145500612
>Implying the endings was all that was wrong with ME3
The series really went to shit with the second game writing wise and storywise but the multiplayer focus fucked up more than just the end of ME3.

>>145500612
What about the lack of a competent journal

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no more vanderloo fags drooling over his handsomeness, instead you get a token black protagonist like mafia3

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>>145500815
femryder is all but black in color. look at those features.

>>145501139
what a day huh ? you really showed them those white racists your black strong fist

>>145501134
>>145501072
>>145500949


Incompetence, just like the ending the MP was made at a separate studio you retards.

>>145501242
she has a jew nose and nigger lips

>>145501332
What about the fact that all the side missions were either fetch quests or repurposed multiplayer maps?

>>145501242

She's about as 'black' as Traynor. None of those features are sub-Saharan African, not even the fairly plump lips.

>>145501332
funds were spent on the MP that could have been used on the SP
singleplayer maps that are arenas
dont try to defend it

>>145501332
That doesn't mean the SP wasn't designed around it.

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>>145500943
You are a monster.

>>145500815
>>145501139
show us footage of him then or shut your fucking autist mouth. oh wait you can't show anything, just like in real life.

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>>145501585
>dude lets put MULTIPLAYER in the new Mass Effect
>holy shit yes thats what this singleplayer game exactly needed
GTFO

>>145501585

It doesn't mean it was either. Side missions and exploration had already taken a massive hit in ME2.

>>145501574

I'm not defending anything, you are the one giving bioware excuses.

>>145501810
They were clearly joking

>>145501581

You're pretty retarded.

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>>145501810
one of the worst "bantz" Ive ever seen
1/10 made me reply

>>145501903
>they
it's just the autist again trying to make everyone angry. and it's working

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>>145481121
>>145480862
>>145481000
>>145481252
>>145481381

Lies lies and more lies from BiowEAre

Don't fall for these.

So is there anywhere to talk about general video games and mass effect that isn't /v/

They keep calling it SJW trash and frankly I've realized it's a shithole and I'm not going there anymore

So how many Dick Ryder's will this thread have in the future?

>>145502879
everywhere else is usually hugbox and biodrone central

>>145502879

It's pretty much the same thing here.

>>145502940
I will make a really hot Dick Rider, she will be all over the alien cocks she finds.

>>145502367
what's the truth Cohen ?

>>145503237
Wonder what we get to fuck this time. I'm betting Turian and Asari will be a given after Garrus and Liara.

>>145481252
>>We will be able to choose male/female, but they want to go a little bit further with this. More details to come soon

This part doesn't mean le genderfluid social studies. Watching the video with Mac and Geoff, where Mac explains a little bit about how there's more of a 'family' of Ryders, it most likely means that you choose between siblings.
Yes, you choose between male and female Ryder, but those are two different people, not the traditional either-or kind of thing.

>>145503792
Too bad. I was hoping that we could have actually played an Alien this time around.

>>145504173
that was out of the question right from the start, it was one of the first things they said about the game at all, that you will definitely play a human and only human.

>>145504532
Boring pieces of shit. They even put playable Qunari in Dragon Age.

>>145481252
>>The female Ryder isn't exactly the default face. There is a bit of a twist this time around but they can't say more yet

Also, this might be something akin to the character creator in GTA Online where you choose your parents, and depending on who you choose, your character will have different skin colour and facial features. You can also choose who you look like the most.
This is also in line with the family thing. If they are indeed settling in an entirely new galaxy, getting entire families would make sense. Like a generation ship, but you put everyone in stasis for the duration of the travel.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstellar_ark
>The largest spacecraft design analyzed in Project Orion had a 400 m diameter and weighed approximately 8 million tons. It could be large enough to host a city of 100,000 or more people.

>>145505385
>This is also in line with the family thing. If they are indeed settling in an entirely new galaxy, getting entire families would make sense. Like a generation ship, but you put everyone in stasis for the duration of the travel.
Makes sense. I'm guessing we're getting whole families of aliens on the ship too.
Would play into the theory that the Asari in the OP might actually still be a teen

>>145505385
>>145505942
you're setting yourselves up for a huge disappointment if you think EA and bioware will implement something as "complex" as that. don't forget which audience they want.

>>145506505
Sounds like a reverse version of what they did with Hawke's family already.

So are you guys, /MEG/ in general that is, pretty much on suicide watch with this E3 announcement?
How does it feel knowing you're getting DA:I in space?

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>mfw this general will fall for their lies AGAIN

>>145507131
>suicide watch
Please, I don't take games seriously enough to actually kill myself over them.
And I fully expected it to be Inquisition IN SPESS

>>145507131
I'm kinda in denial since ME3 so if there's at least 1 person besides bumping thins thread me I'll keep spamming here until something really drastically changes in my life

>>145507221
your opinion is very appreciated you fucking tourist

>>145507615
>tourist

I don't think so.

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>>145507131
we've come to terms with that since shortly after DA:I was released and news trickled through. anyone expecting differently is an idiot

>>145507221
not the old guard. maybe the newfags

>>145508128
>old guard
how long will we last? I'm here for years already(summer 2012) I don't see how can I leave this place in near future

>>145507221
It's hard to "fall for their lies" if you are not a retard and take everything they say with a grain of salt. I take all the claims on features and things like that as what they want to achieve, not exact promises. People only get super disappointed when they hear marketing, then come up with their own incredibly specific idea of what the game will be and then find out the game doesn't match their weird personal idea for it

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Does this count as being too damn l*wd seeing as how she doesn't even have nipples?

>>145509278
wew

page 10 wew lad

>>145511619
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew laddy lad fampai qt doge 4 teh win

>>145511765
>qt doge 4 teh win
yeah that's not 4chan, please go.

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>>145481639
>but they won't mention the time Shep came inside Jack
fug

>>145512142

I wouldn't even want my penis within a square mile of that thing.

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>>145512205
speak for yourself

Sup /meg/?
Did I miss anything good while I was gone?

>>145513490
only if you consider Mass Effect Andromeda news good news.
scroll through the thread, the big wall of texts are mostly about it and the new trailer is somewhere as well.

>>145513747
I saw EA's press conference.
Im still on the fence about picking up Andromeda. Bioware has a nasty habit of building a fun world then throwing it all away.

>>145514141
more like building up huge expectations then not fulfilling them the least bit.
it will be a huge disappointment alone from them programming for consoles first and then porting it basically 1-to-1 to PC.

>>145514481
I expected that. Its typical EA nonsense.

However now that Im back here for a little while, anyone want to hear a war story or ask some questions about Chechens or myself?

>>145514631
ever raped a woman?
ever raped a man?

>>145514631

Keep it related to Mass Effect, please, not war crimes.

>>145512205
That's because you're fucking pathetic

Kill yourself

>>145514796
I don't see the difference

>>145514713
Nope, Muslims hide their good looking women so you end up shooting ugly ones and grandmothers that give you sass.
And nope, men are for fighting, not fucking. I never understand why you westerns have this fascination with faggot bullshit.
>>145514854
You sir are no fun. Im sure some of these poor men and woman could use a break from the impending disappointment.

disappointment

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>>145450205
Holy fuck I hope that Asari isn't an indicator of future waifus

It's like they went out of their way to make her as ugly as possible

>>145516403
this is the future of gaming

>>145481000
>The characters will be much younger and untested, drawing from themes of feeling out of depth or like an outcast
Is this anime or something?

>>145511878
A long ass time ago it was.

There's some new Dawn of War 3 gameplay, for those interested.
>https://youtu.be/aEQM9sbQ4fk

Small clips, not quite a gameplay walkthrough.

>>145517865
Not really, just Bioware with their libtard agenda where all women are ugly cows because the one thing everyone wants in their escapist space fantasy is to be reminded of how shit real life is.

A really nice 80s-esque synth song.
>https://youtu.be/_wQR-jgw7PI
I think it almost sounds like something you'd hear during the credits for a Mass Effect game.

>>145518898
Maybe. Explains why that Asari chick is so fugly. Probably 12 that needs to grow into her face some more.

>>145450205

she reminds me of sera

hold me /meg/, i'm scared

don't die

>>145452472

RealWomyn™ are fuck-ugly.

>>145512205
You sound like a faggot.

>>145503341
There is no true with jews.

>>145531112
The Volus are the Jews of Mass Effect. They're the clients of the Turians. Does that mean the Turians are the Americans?

This entire thread
>I can't have unattractive characters in my game
>If every single one isn't 10/10 Imma raise hell
>Fuck realism, there are no ugly characters allowed in vidyas

It's like no one's ever walked outside before.
Poorly designed is one thing, if the graphics don't allow for a decent face because of bad textures or what have you, but I'd take a less than perfect looking character over bad graphic design any day.

>>145534707
but no one WANTS unattractive characters in his game.

>>145537504
Ever stopped to think about why that is?

>>145512205
Pfffffff, best waifu of a ME2

>>145538179
is this a trick question?

Guys, dont laugh
G...
No, no, dont...
Guys
What if I tell you...
Oh come on!
Guys, what if I tell you that asari and Ryder are actually decent looking girls? I mean seriously. Don't get me wrong, fuck sjw and anita, whatever. These two are ok.
What this dude said
>>145534707
>It's like no one's ever walked outside before.
It's not like every woman character have to be a perfect model.

>>145538549
No

>>145534707
It's the 23rd century and you're taking part in an intergalactic colonization mission that takes only the best and brightest, all the subsophonts with poor genes have been bred or genemodded out of existence and even if there are any they won't be going to Andromeda.

>>145539382
Also, before the salt mining operations begin, do remember that the asari are shown to engage in eugenics in canon.

>>145539382

Shush anon, that obviously only counts for men!

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>this thread

>>145540263
Not an argument.

>>145539382
Now you're just making shit up because you're shallow.

>>145540708
Still not an argument.

>>145540263
This.
>>145540526
Perfectly valid arguement considering that's exactly the case.
>>145540762
>Muh standards waaaaah

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>>145540819

The point is the double standard you fucking retard. We'll see how the male protag/squadmates look.

>>145541175
I don't give a damn how they look as long as it's realistic

>>145540263
>>145540526
>>145540819
I don't really see the problem? why would I want to play a game that doesn't have cuties? I mean look at "progressive" games like Gone Home have cute girls in it.

>>145542563
you are playing the wrong game if you want "realistic". try a car race simulator instead.

>>145543687
Nothing bad in wanting to have characters that look cute. Implying that decent characters are ugly is bullshit. I would bang both of them, okay?

MEUITM y/n?

Playing ME3 right now, and damn... The conversations really have no option to them, it's all just Shepard saying shit not me.

Think Bioware will learn to hair any time this decade?

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>>145534707
>videogames have to represent realistic worlds

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>>145513490
Not really. Eddrf made a waifu generator, e3 happenedand /meg/ died several times.

>>145546907
They still can't do faces or movement animations, so no.

>>145450205
after like 4 years now MEG can FINALLY talk about legit non waifu shit

>>145481381
>Mass Effect VR is a possibility
vr waifus

>>145553753
>vr waifus
oh man I'll become even more antisocial

>>145553627
I don't think transforming from a tumblr enclave into a perpetual battleground between hambeasts and nu-/pol/ is much of an improvement.

>>145450205
Why do people think the new Asari is ugly. She/it looks just like any other member of the race.

Do you thinkthe aliens in MASS EFFECT know how to DAB

>>145555576
>waaaah how dare people have opinions not compatible with mine
>I'm triggered if my opinion isn't constantly echoed everywhere I go!
>abloooblooo
Just kill yourself already.

>>145555852
>I'll greentext a hyperbolic strawman. That'll show him!
Calm down, and take the rag out of your bloody cunt. It's fine if you feel that way, but I see people talking about it like it's obvious, so I'm not sure if I'm missing something or if you guys just have weird beauty standards.

>>145555798
I don't know what DAB means

>>145545634
yes

>>145540263
You have them reversed. The qt on the right can come but the skeleton on the left better not be there to spook me when I wake up. Asari Shrek should also be left in the Milky Way together with Anita Ryder.