Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

>>145638693
Install the SDK then, solved for the folks at BYOND forums

>>145638757
Just did that and it worked, my googling skills weren't working for me. thanks

>boinked for killing a dionoa that killed a human with an adminbussed item.

>>145638962
You were bwoinked because you spread plasma across half of maintenance. AND you were dragging people into a chair that killed people. That was icing on the "Are you serious dude" cake.

Pay attention. You may be a silicon but if it had harmed anyone it would have been bad times.

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FIFTH FOR GIGA PUDDI

>>145639180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10BxYZqa1Q

>>145639173
I think he also ignored direct orders from a human

>>145638962
>be shit
>get bwoinked
woOOOOW rigged admin mechanics

is it weird that almost every time i roll antag it's ling miner or traitor chef?

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>Mfw the science lesbians have started to grow on me.

Not as bad to work with as I thought they would be, albeit a little strange at first.

>>145639496
Every time i see them i get pissed off

>>145639496
I don't understand why people hate them.

>>145639554
>>145639629
I was a borer in one of them one day.

I simply zoned out and watched youtube videos while administering the usual brainslug care package.

It's a whole load of nothing with them. I don't get the issue.

>>145639761
I just hate static namers

>>145639761
I was a borer in one of them one day

Ashe is going to be a hero and save her true love for sure. She already survived the attack on her village and managed to get some nifty things from the riddle master.

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>>145639981

DO NOT UPDATE TO LATEST BYOND VERSION

DO
NOT
UPDATE
TO
LATEST
BYOND
VERSION

>>145640542
works on my computer

DO UPDATE TO LATEST BYOND VERSION

DO
UPDATE
TO
LATEST
BYOND
VERSION

wtf guys i just updated and i cant click on anything

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>>145640729
>>145640779
Haaha what the fuck.

>>145640798
i thought i was being memed i always do the opposite fags say on 4chan wtf is this shit

DON'T UPDATE IT FUCKING MAKES MUSTARD GAS

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>>145641057
oh fuck that got a big giggle

>>145640979
new meme!! you got doubled memed!!!!

BRB coding a gun that gets more powerful the more ghosts are haunting the user

>>145641269
Sounds pretty cool.
Will it fire bullets or lasers? Will it need to be reloaded/recharged?

Or maybe make it slowly regenerate ammo, and increase ammo regeneration speed with the number of ghosts as well as the damage.

>>145641269
Spirit gun.

GHOSTS LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH SO THAT I MAY SAVE THIS STATION

>>145641269
Now THAT'S cooperative shitting.

>>145641269
BRB stealing this guy's idea and taking all the credit

>>145641461
KEIKAKU

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vox are cute!
CUTE!

>>145641269
That's actually pretty good

>>145641656
YOU'RE cute!

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what was i doing wrong?
i couldn't power the machine after wrenching and adding wires

>>145635946
It was pretty rough to play buth aving played without it for a long time, it was nice to see darwinism back when there were less suits too. It was nice to see people just sit still instead of spread the hazardous conditions without even fixing shit. A lot more randoms could handle the impossibly high bar of using their wrench on nearby metal shit or just applying nearby scrap to fix holes though. And we didn't have unlimited gas so all the canister running got more people into the webuild meta. God I miss the old days even if it's buried in nostalgia.

>>145636105
I dunno if anyone knows the old values but there's a whole zas config panel to do it in. You can make airflow stuns last for 1/2 second or like 30 how it used to be. You can be like that one madman and add like 15 0's to plasma's release energy and take the bombcap off for a round causing a 32 to go off in your hand if you ever mixed gas

>>145642048
Ghosts can't use machines brah

When are we going to get Baystation RIGs, because they're kinda tight

Also if you wanna try out Bay you should know that safe internals pressure over there is 21kPa minimum, not 18 like ours. I found out the hard way

>>145642048
problem number one, you're a ghost

try getting revived or cloned before you attempt to work on machines

>>145642048
You forgot to screwdrive it.

>>145639554
>>145639629
Cause everybody wants a metabuddy to suck their dick all round

>>145642135
Ours is 16

>>145642145
>>145642109
i got to this point but some asshole got me before i could finish
>>145642170
screw drive the monitor? i thought i did that

>>145642135
when you code it and clear the server of it's bayphobia

the greytide has an allergic reaction whenever you mention adding anything even slightly related to bay

>>145642048
Read the wiki. You missed a step

>>145642135
Ours are 16.

>>145642079
I'm trying to make an aux air filtration that actually regulates temperature before filtering the gas back into the tanks.

Its easy with a heater and freezer, but it's really slow. I'm trying to brainstorm at work a way to automate a system that utilizes space cooling and a burn chamber to quickly bring gas up that has extreme temperatures.

>>145642208
Gotta screwdrive it all.

>>145642201
>>145642249
I learn something new every day. Thanks, friends

>>145642245
>when you code it and clear the server of it's bayphobia
???

the only reason we don't have it is ririchiyo gave up on porting it because his pr got a merge conflict half way through and he didn't want to finish

just stop this boogeyman bay bullshit about us not porting good stuff because people dislike x server.

its not being ported because you're a lazy shit that doesn't want to work and would rather fabricate excuses in the thread

dicks

>>145642407
Dude come on. It's all there. In step by step format. Stop skipping shit.

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>want to set up singularity for the first time
>round ends before i can

Sandy you're a shit

>>145642282
Uh, If you use an AAC console, you can have it move a quantity of gas into something then run it through teg's until it's stepped down. Shuts off the pumps and moves it into manifolded freezer/heaters with T3 parts to bring it in line. I guess uh, link digitival valves and layer manifolded heat exchangers? Just shuts them off and moves the gas out when it's done.

Sandy please date me

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>>145639496
>Usually play during deadpop because of timezones.
>Hop on earlier because why not.
>See that the bullshit about them dragging eachother around is true.

I don't understand it, but thank god I don't play with them often.

>>145642993
Sandy is cute! CUTE!

>>145642905
What?

>>145643012
I don't need to move it through the TEG, I have a miniature burn chamber setup, and installing cooling is easy anywhere in atmos.

And automating anything is easy with the AAC, it would be nice if it could work with filters/mixers though.

>>145639496
I kinda like them as long as they stay in their autismfort in science. When I'm having a slow round in security I usually watch them work over the security cameras. They're pretty cute when they do stuff together

Nonetheless they'll get the baton if they bother me or other crewmembers but that hasn't happened yet. It's not like I waiting for the perfect excuse to bully them or anything...

what's the point of the incinerator in box station?

>>145643392
>science
>autismfort
that would be atmos

>>145643843
incineration

>>145643858
>ask the AI to lock me down in atmos so I can focus on my autism
>it does
>nobody interrupts me

Best round I had for a while.

PISTOL SHOTS

GUNNNN SHOTS

so, updating BYOND gives issues?
it's better to not update it?

>>145643843
Burning lingerdingers
Rerouting trash into it
Rerouting people into it
Ghetto plasma lab so you can blow up a death squad and fuck around with other plasma based shit
Autism forts that people constantly raid

>>145643843
If a blob breaks into it, it's game over for the crew.

>>145644058
yeah lummox pushed something today that broke how we do things. oddly enough to help our server in particular with parallax.

>>145644804
those were dark times when it'd get sabotaged all the time

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>get space suit
>get GPS
>get into space
>SMELELELELELEL-
>get space suit
>get GPS
>get into sp-SMELELELELELELEL
>get space suit
>get GPS
>get into spaLELELELELELEL WHAT THE ROCK
It's either this or 3 hour long rounds as the sole antag is hunting for greentext and murderboner.

i set up the singularity but the station still was missing power
i set up the SMES to be on and at automatic
does it go up over time?

REMOVE BUS WHEN

THIS IS ALL A LONG CON TO GET US TO NOT HATE DEFF AND IT IS WORKING.

B U S
U + U
S U B

>>145646328
4U

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>mfw I vote for bust just to make you guys mad

>>145646386
>tfw ironically shitpost B U S in OOC without voting for it
>some madman actually does it

>>145639496
i see them drag one another around. thought it was a multibox or something. the way one talked to the other one i first thought it was about a carer and her retard, i shit you not.
only just now did the lesbian thing make sense

>>145639496
then again i almost killed one of the lesbos as slime king

>>145641269
Are you actually doing this?
I'm interested
If not I'm interested in trying to make it myself

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>>145639496
It's not as bad as the thread sperg about. At least the RP properly.

>>145638639
There is nothing more creepy than mime changeling who plays with you before dinner

>>145646996
I wish I could, but learning code on my own has always been difficult for me even when it wasn't impenetrable.

Byond code makes no sense and there's nobody to help, so it's basically off the table for me, as much as I'd like to make all the cool stuff I've thought of.

>>145647035
i just don't understand why you would want to do the same gimmick every fucking round, doesn't it get boring after a while

>>145647167
They've achieved what all of us dream about and are each other's waifu

>>145647035
>RP properly
>One always knows where the other is without talking
>one will find the body of the other even if you strip them and place them on some lone tile in space

>>145647080
>there's nobody to help
False
The IRC and contributors are almost always willing to answer questions
I started looking at it recently after seeing Probe's post and everyone's been nothing but helpful
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2476

Seriously thank you all for dealing with my dumb questions and shitcode

>>145647254
When did this happen? Why did you not ahelp? Why do you keep falseflaging?

>>145647385
Hmm. I might actually try doing it then.

>>145647765
I believe in you
Adding a new thing is surprisingly easy if the class is already well defined(food, gun, etc) as you can just copy another object and tweak it
Spriting or balancing it may actually be more difficult than the actual code

You might be a faggot greytider, completely incompetent, unrobust, have a dumb static name, always singuloose as antag, a silicon player or even shitcurity.

But always remember, at least you're not Yahir

>>145649747
Hyun does all those things too. You will never be them, thank god.

>>145650408
Deadpoo plasma floods all the damn time

>>145650483
Reading comprehension.

>>145650550
No u

>>145651197
NO U

>>145651548
me?

>>145651653
Nobody else is here. Just us two.

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not sure if defib after round end counts but fuck it I tried

lowpop book club round best round

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>cop says that >she won't stop bothering us until we're all dead
>i kill the cop before she kills anyone
:O)

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>tfw not robust enough to get revenge on the shitler squad.

5:1 ratio of assistants to sec is suffering.

>>145653046
you have the guns that they dont
pick em one by one, bring cuffs
if you see a cluster use your flashbang, then taser gun in one hand, cuffs on the other
they try to grab the guy who you caught? bring beepsky with you, set em on arrest

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>>145652985
>be observer
>watching the whole thing

give me a (You) or I'll kill your waifu

No fuck off

If I pretend to have a waifu will you kill them?

The Clown is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a Greytider, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Clown and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

One cannot defend himself against the clown. He attacks with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to crush any attempt at defense.

Quickly he turns the attacker’s charges back on him and the attacker becomes the liar, the troublemaker, the terrorist. Nothing could be more mistaken than to defend oneself. That is just what the clown wants. He can invent a new lie every day for the enemy to respond to, and the result is that the enemy spends so much time defending himself that he has no time to do what the clown really fears: to attack. The accused has become the accuser, and loudly he shoves the accuser into the dock. So it always was in the past when a person or a movement fought the clown.

1. One cannot fight the Clown by positive means. He is a negative, and this negative must be erased from the Crew's system or he will forever corrupt it.
2. One cannot discuss the Clown question with the clown. One can hardly prove to a person that one has the duty to render him harmless.
3. One cannot allow the Clown the same means one would give an honest opponent, for he is no honorable opponent. He will use generosity and nobility only to trap his enemy.
4. The Clown has nothing to say about Station questions. He is a foreigner, an alien, who only enjoys the rights of a guest, rights that he always abuses.
5. The so-called religious morality of the Clown is no morality at all, rather an encouragement to betrayal. Therefore, they have no claim to protection from the state.
6. The Clown is not smarter than we are, rather only cleverer and craftier. His system cannot be defeated economically — he follows entirely different moral principles than we do. It can only be broken through political means.

7. A Clown cannot insult a Crewmember. Clown slanders are but badges of honor for a Crewmembers opponent of the Clowns.
8. The more a Crewmember person or a Station movement opposes the Clown, the more valuable it is. If someone is attacked by the Clowns, that is a sure sign of his virtue. He who is not persecuted by the Clown, or who is praised by them, is useless and dangerous.
9. The Clown evaluates Station questions from the Clown standpoint. As a result, the opposite of what he says must be true.
10. One must either affirm or reject anti-Honkism. He who defends the Clown harms his own people. One can only be a Clown lackey or a Clown opponent. Opposing the Clown is a matter of personal hygiene.

These principles give the anti-Honkism movement a chance of success. Only such a movement will be taken seriously by the Clown, only such a movement will be feared by them.

The fact that he shouts and complains about such a movement therefore is only a sign that it is right. We are therefore delighted that we are constantly attacked in the Clown gazettes. They may shout about terror. We answer with Condom's familiar words: “Terror? Never! It is social hygiene. We take these individuals out of circulation just as a doctor does to a bacterium.

>>145654206
>>145654445
>>145654768
>>145654901
Please delete these posts fellow crew member, they are completely anti-Honketic and may scare away the friendly clowns.

>>145655032
Fuck off (((Clown)))

>>145655081
O Honk it is like another Mime war

>>145655150
HONK THE CLOWNS STATION WAR NOW

new gamemode idea
TSO (Tactical Espionage Operation)
>Nanotrasen loses the station to the syndicate
>All heads but the captain are antags, receiving the objective to keep the captain alive until the end but he must be cuffed or in escape shuttle brig
>NT sends a special infiltrator unit to rescue the captain
>The Infiltrator wins if he manages to escape on the shuttle or pod with the captain
>his internal box has a chamelean suit, a chameleon projector and a identity changer
(it looks like a balaclava but can change his face and voice)
>all his weapons are OSP

>>145656335
'Wow, fuck this gamemode' *kills captain, smelelele*

>>145656335
>all his weapons are OSP
>has to rescue the captain
>being protected by the whole station

I love the idea but goddamn you'd never win as Snake.

>>145646293
SMES's need to be more than just on, they need to be properly configured to take in and put out the right amount of energy, default settings won't help at all. I don't know what the official recommendations are but from what I've seen, an input amount of 150,000 and an output of 130,000 is enough to power the entire station but also make sure that all three of the SMES are charging, albeit at different rates

>>145656554
I'd be like that multiplayer game mode for mgs4 where one guy is snake

>>145656554
i forgot to mention
his pda also has a special code similar to the syndicate uplink, but by inputing the centconn code you turn your pda on a pinpointer that tries to locate captain's inplant

>>145654768
>>145654901
upload these as AI laws when?

1: Maximize fun being had
2: Prevent fun from being stopped
3: Help others have fun
4: Have fun

>>145657571
*plasmafloods u*

>>145656335
That sounds like the dumbest unwinnable game mode ever.

1: The Station is a democracy
2: Any action you take other than observation/speaking must be put to a vote
3: Only Sentient beings can vote
4: Majority wins always
5: Head votes count as two

new game mode idea:

baby's day out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG89dp9Z_gM

>>145657125
So what's stopping the syndicate heads from all rushing the captain, kidnapping him and immediately forcing a shuttle call for a quick win? If they really are Syndicate members and therefor valid, what's stopping the Snake player from just telling everyone he's Snake to get the entire station validhunting the heads?

I think it would not make more sense but be a more functional game mode if Snake was the syndicate member and is given Fulton Balloons (greytide implants) to recruit crew members to his side. No one else knows what the game mode is. That way, only Snake knows the game mode so he's the only one that can force a game-winning shuttle call intentionally.

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HANDS UP SYNDICATE SCUM, YOU'RE CAUSING TROUBLE IN MY SALOON?

>>145657891
Law 2 disable your radio and don't tell anyone what's happening. Now say "Aaah" and open your cover

>>145658027
Ok, I disabled it but you didn't say indefinitely so I will immediately turn it on again. I'll open my cover but you didn't say to stay put so I'm leaving

>>145657571
literally celtic tier

>>145658475
CELTIC is the best lawset though

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>that guy who doesn't vote for Boxstation

The only Lawset we need:

1. Everyone is The Friggen Sawbones!

>>145656335
This kinda happened once in a event where syndicate took over CC and the agents aboard became the new rulers and the single hop formed a insurgency against the syndie. In the end most of the crew ended up dieing but it was fun.

>>145658618
Go home, Celt.

>>145658664
You know I didn't even code that lawset, right?

serb ded?

>>145658734
could have fooled me, it's as shit as hypothermia :^)

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>>145658812

changeling early game is ez guys, if you mess up around a sec officer then just claim it was a prank and they can't kill you or you make a ban request against them, then you just ebinsting them while they're cuffing you ;^)

1: Vox are human
2: Humans are Vox
3: Kill all humans

>>145659161
good thing i play a nigger

>>145659228
Found the greytider scum

voice chat in game fucking when??

>>145660653
When you join the discord

When are we going to answer the Clown question?

Can someone tell me why do sec officers not start with any sort of self-defense against shit like hostile mobs? Not even a tiny-ass laser pistol or something?
Tasers don't do shit against spiders and a 10 force harmbaton isn't very good

>>145660829
Because the armory exists

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>>145660956
Guess it's on me for being a dumbfuck and playing Sec Officer when nobody else will and there's no HoS/Warden and the HoP is a stingy cunt/dead/missing.

>>145661067
Never play sec when nobody else is

>>145660829
>>145661067
Reminder that security officers have access to crowbars which means they have unlimited 15-force projectile weapons

>B-but I have to unstack them before I throw them
Git robust

Hell you could probably even make a macro to take a tile off the top of the stack and ready a throw if you were really lazy

>>145661478
Projectile weapon would mean it goes through windows, which sadly they don't.
Floortiling also doesn't work on people who are lying down, which really fucking sucks when you know someone is a ling but you can't cuff them because lolstingaling and there's no way for you to kill them safely even when stunlocking them from a few tiles away.

>>145661585
Sure, but it'll handle spiders.

I agree sec officers need better ways to deal with lings. Then again I think ling is a terrible game mode in general.

>>145661740
Honestly for spiders I just welder them to death. If it's a single one you come on top with no serious damage. I can't be arsed to keep floortiles around and trying to yakety AI mobs is really frustrating.

>>145661585
Also I just want to add that projectile has nothing to do with going through windows

An assault rifle is a projectile weapon. It projects bullets.
>A projectile is any object thrown into space (empty or not) by the exertion of a force.

redpill me on genetics. Is it ever worth the effort?

>>145661846
Welder carp
Tile spiders

Spiders have more health than you think and their bite isn't what fucks you, it's the 60 toxin damage that accumulates later

>>145661851
That's neither what projectiles are in this game or the common use of the word in-game. Thrown items and projectile weapons act very differently. If you want to be pedantic with online dictionary definitions then play silicon.

>>145662015
Their chance to actually inject toxins is pretty fucking low seeing as it's happened to me about twice, and they inject base toxins. As long as you can get to medbay within 10 minutes you're fine. I usually carry antitox pills from Discount Dan anyways

>>145662017
You're a bit out of touch, or mistaking the word "laser" for projectile. No one uses your system of "only lasers are called projectiles" but you. Assault rifles and KPAs are definitely projectile weapons. Grenade launchers and pneumatic cannons are projectile weapons. You're dumb if you think otherwise.

This is essentially what you're saying
>Soap? It's not a slip because it's not a banana peel.
>Um, no, a slip is anything that can slip someone - water, lube, peels, soap, clown PDA, etc.
>Excuse me, but no one uses slip to refer to those other things. If you want to be pedantic, go elsewhere. Slips are ONLY bananas.

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>>145662286
>your definition is wrong
>source: this completely unrelated wrong definition i made up on the spot

>>145662286
ACKSHUALLY, Kinetic accelerators are energy weapons

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>>145662523
they do brute damage you nigger.

>>145662286
Not even the same guy but you're definitely being autistic about the term "projectile." Sure AKs are technically projectile weapons, but there's also a more convenient term for them: it's "gun." Lumping every single ranged weapon into the "projectile" category is redundant, and since we already have the terms "gun" to deal with weapons that aren't hand-thrown, projectile is the term most people use for thrown weapons.

Your stupid soap analogy doesn't work either. Here's what you sound like
> water, lube, peels, soap, clown PDA, etc. all fall under the category of "stun" since they cause the target to fall over and disarm themselves
>yes I know everyone uses the term "stun" to refer to weapons such as the stun baton or stun gun
>I insist that you re-categorize these weapons because of this needless distinction I and nobody else am going to make about these weapons, despite the fact the sub-category of "slip" weapons already exist I am going to choose to ignore it and adhere solely to dictionary definitions

being able to surgically remove vox tails when

>>145663102
VOX TAILS ARE VERY TASTY DO YOU WANT ONE? ONLY FOR 1,000,000 CREDITS

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>>145663171
I'll take one
Pay you later

>>145662812
So does the Spur

>>145663102
>>145663171
>>145663767

I can see vox removing their tails to sell now

REMINDER
YOU CAN RIGHTCLICK A JETPACK TO ENABLE STABILIZATION
THIS ENABLES YOU TO STOP IN PLACE WITHOUT DRIFTING FOREVER

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>>145662523
>>145662812
they still use energy and not ammunition you giganigga.

also, why do we not have pump-action accelerators? sure we get like 6 shots but then we have to walk all the way back to the outpost to recharge for 10 seconds, then walk all the way back to the monster. I kinda prefer being able to slowly pop a shot off, back off, reload, and repeat.

>>145664234
Because you haven't coded it

>>145663926
>not removing your tail, standing upright and dressing in human exosuits to try and be more human

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>>145664280
thats the way it was ORGINALLY coded you chucklefuck. most other codebase still use that method.

im asking why our server decided to remove the pump-action reloading and replaced it with normal e-gun recharging.

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>>145664234
>gigantic armored exosuit with shields and plating
>your arms are exposed to the sides

>>145664346
>not being proud of your tribe

Okay ChiyaaayaiyayaBERG

New hostile mob incoming: frog demons

Very big (~cat sized) carnivorous frog-like creatures that can leap at their enemies and attach themselves onto them. While attached, they have a chance to stun you with each attack. Hitting them can cause them to fall off

>>145664681
change it to SCP-682-J

>>145665285
no you dumb nigger
not everything has to be a scp autism
fuck you and your autistic creepypasta bullshit

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>>145665446

>>145665446
this desu

>>145665446
>autistic manchild has a hissyfit

>>145665927
Did you think you were cool posting this or something
t. not even him

>>145666014
Who is worried about looking cool here, like what the fuck?

>>145666134
Trinity

>>145666164
Trinity _is_ cool though

>>145666241
If by "cool" you mean "still chilly after being unthawed from a glacier, having been entombed there for millions of years, coming from a distant past where radios were not a thing, her primitive mind still not used to the change"

>>145666349
Was that meant to be cool?

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>>145666548
No, I'm bringing the heat.

>>145665446
you got memed on

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Why are the rabbit ears so shit, and why don't we have a bunnygirl outfit?

>>145667386
You don't deserve good rabbit ears.

>>145667386
Rabbit years are dope, you even get a cotton tail

>bunnygirl outfit

Okay "waifu" your opinions are taken seriously here

>>145667512
Does it need to appear in something memey like undertale first?

>>145667648
what the hell are you saying?

>>145667768
We have undertale on our server, that's what I'm saying

Bunnygirl outfits are an important feature

>>145668365
Only because deity the reference master added them in

>Goes to add in the medigun, UBER and all, from TF2
>Gets shot down because it's a reference
>'But we've got references in already'
>Most of which were added by him

>>145668581
A medigun that had to be loaded with burn/brute packs would be pretty neat, though

then again you can just use a syringe gun

server should force random names

>>145668671
>shoot syringe gun with medical syringe at officer at low health
>killed because they think it's chloral

server should force deathmatch

server should force shutdown

server should force memes

>>145668770
>officers never ask for, or take combat stims
>half of them don't even turn on their sensors
>people always loot their dead bodies while i'm treating them
>run up to them to scan when injured, they always hop a tile away
9 times out of 10, I'm here to help you fucks

>>145669005
>people always loot their dead bodies while i'm treating them
this literally makes me fucking enraged desu.
>run up to them to scan when injured, they always hop a tile away
Because when medbay is antag it's always
>be injured
>go to medbay
>scan
>chloral auto injector
>killed

>>145669005
Sorry, PTSD from old SS13, where every medical doctor was out to loot a sec officer so they could become robodoc.

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>Weird shit is going on
>It is another Dark souls meme bus
>See clown with a wraith wandering around
>Do not attack because they seem cool
>Eventually the clown dies to a monster
>I revive her
>The IAA comes and we agree to call the shuttle
>In the bridge is the wraith
>Considering the monster, the clown, and him being the bridge I shoot him with the durand laser cannon
>He dies instantly
>Immediately regret my decision and feel like a fucking asshole

>>145668770
This is a true story from the one time I played on TG
>Be medborg during lowest pop
>HoS lizard is snooping around Research where he doesn't even have access
>Inform him that there's no one in Research and he should patrol the main halls instead
>Notice he's a little hurt so I give him a hit from my hypospray (theirs works like ours, just tricord)
>HoS starts chain flashing me
>>Why are you doing this?
>I'm not human so your laws don't compel you to heal me, therefore you must be rogue
>>Kills me and deconstructive analyzers the MMI
>Never visit TG again

It has been 2 years and I am still salty

TWO
YEARS

>>145672126
Just reading that makes me salty for you.

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>>145672126

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>>145669005
I wish there was a way to make an autoinjector. Like, hook up a medi scanner up to a beaker, tube, and syring and then put it on the sec armor. When certain level of brute/burn/toxin is accumulated it injects the regents. Kind of like what the borer does, but you need to pre-make the solution and it doesn't recharge on its one.

Further more, make it so the media canner when hooked up to other devices so you can put a media canner to a single, hook it to your armor/lab coat and make it single a bomb in your backpack when you flat line.

>>145672126
>they are literally so used to shitter silicons that a nice silicon is autorogue
Amazing

>>145669005
>>145669005
>>officers never ask for, or take combat stims
Fuck me last night I had to literally chase down security to get them to take my pill bottles filled with combat stims, and even then only the detective was willing to stop a minute and take the pill bottles.

>>145672840
>make stimpack syringes for sec and doctors
>only 2 take them
y-you too

Thanks for the Medbay tutorial Reica.

Thanks for yesterday Reica.

Thanks letting me fug ur butt reica

Thanks for existing Reica.

>>145672840
Detective here, I thankyou for the pills. The sec force at the time was only two people (myself and another sec). HoS showed up later when the paramed looted the armory and didn't take one of all people, it helped with the zas.

>>145673102
>>145672840
>Made flash pills using the time delay pills with NOREACT
>Basically you eat one and everyone around you not wearing sunglasses gets wrekt
>Officers refuse to use them

Traded the QM for shades and used them myself when I met a vamp

>>145673808
what are time delay pills?

>>145673970
Secret pills not even on the wiki for metaclub doctors

>>145673615
Neat. When I was writing that I was thinking about a chain of things that have happened over the last few weeks. Funny enough it was a detective that finally paid attention for 2/3 of them

>Make anti stun pills with no downsides
>only the detective takes them

>Get x-ray and remote view
>no sec come to genetics and assistants get first bite

>make more guns than the armory
>security ignores me and a detective only comes when I threaten to leave the locker in the bar

Sec paradoxically needs items but rarely has the time to get items.

>>145673970
Put some coins into the medivend.

>>145669686
IAA getting bridge access was a good idea

>>145674804
>IAA has bridge access
When did this happen

>>145675134
Few weeks back as part of an initaitive to make iaa's less useless.

How much would it take to go on a date with niggly?

>>145675637
like $3?

>>145675637
idk whats a meal at waffle house cost

>>145675716
>>145675793
I want to take him to a nice steak house

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>reading the wiki on Xenoarch to give it a try
>find out I've been breaking digsites as a miner the whole time
Whoops

Post your favourite
HoS
Warden
Security Officer
Detective

>>145675965
The fucking worst.

>>145676019
dream team

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>>145673164
>>145673310
>>145673492
>>145673551
here's your reply

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>>145668581
Don't forget
>constantly wants to add WaCkY sHiT!!!1 into the game
>when questioned about it: LOL THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU CAN EMAG A MARACA AND IT EXPLOD Xdf
>look up who added the retarded emag maraca functionality

>>145675965
>>145676059
As a miner you don't have to care about the autist xenoarch shitting himself.

>>145676059
>xenoarch cucks are too beta to mention it to miners at the start of the shift
>no mention of what digsites look like(unless you've already done xenoarch before)
>don't bother saying anything when it happens
Your fault tbqh

>>145676019
Clueless the mime detective. Not a very good detective but it's funny to see it.

DEFF BABBIES BTFO

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>>145638639
Did they fucking fix the thermals/x-ray vision yet?

Not being able to see shit with them fucking sucks.

>>145676379
I can't find that smug slut porn. Post the link

>>145676019
Rambling Maniac
Rambling
RM
Jackie Chan

>>145676707
search gelbooru for smug

>>145676437
So if I storm in and steal all the robotics machinery it will be the robboticists fault for not telling me not to do it?

>>145676825
>comparing rocks in the ground to equipment on the station
I'm going to metagrudge the shit out of you buddy

>>145676825
Not even remotely the same. The asteroid isn't your fucking department.

If i'm banned from /tg/, do I have any chance of enjoying SS13?

>>145676823
Found it.

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When waifuposting goes on for years, we must not look at the characters, but the players.
How broken must you be to claw at your computer screen, hoping that you might get a grasp of pixellated titty?
Even though you know full well that the person playing the avatar is laughing at you?
That they're only playing it to watch you squirm?
Re-evaluate your life. Its never to late to escape your old ways.

>>145677113
Depends on what you were banned for
>Ban evasion
Probably fucked, servers occasionally share notes on ban evaders and if you were ban evading instead of appealing it means that even you didn't give a shit about your ban reason
>Nonantag murder
You'll fit in fine on Hippie or whatever Nox successor is popular now
>ERP
Check out Vore, it might be up your alley

Hope this helps

>>145677113
How're we meant to know?

Are you willing to adjust how you play to not piss someone off to get ahelped again?
Are you willing to let yourself get killed for the metaclub's enjoyment?
Are you willing to sacrifice all semblance of a character so you wont be grudged and have people shitposting for your removal because you seem to be having more fun than them and you're not just an NPC?

>sue bowchief is back
Literally why, whose bright idea was this?

>Like to play mime to mime
>find out about this >>145677706

Why isn't that retard still banned?

>>145677706
What's you're problem?

>>145677706
>>145678192
What did Sue do?

t. fairly new guy

>>145678342
blackandwhitetide

>>145678342
Greytide shitter, got guns every fucking round and shot people

>>145678342
Shoots people with guns, and is then 'surprised' at the fact that they die.

first time it was killing half the crew with an e-bow they stole from R&D, second time was running around with a gatling gun killing everyone during a wiz round (They thought get gun = survivor, rather than the actual where you're told you're a survivor if you roll it). Both times non-antag

>>145678342
t. Sue

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>>145676695
It's a BYOND bug, can't be fixed on our end, we're waiting for the BYOND fix supposedly coming very soon. For the time being you can disable parallax.

>>145678342
Mass murder as a non antag, constant toe-lining

>>145675292
How to correctly play IAA and be slightly useful
>ask sec for an SPS
>make sure the spare and disk gets secured at the start of the shift
>document any wacky hijinks you stumble upon and conduct interviews
>let security know if they're being shit
>let centcom know security is being shit
>help out in medbay (you have access)
>inspect departments
>make the AI nervous by inspecting it's upload chamber
>make security jealous by hanging out on the bridge
>act very self important
>never drop your briefcase
>whine on github that papercode is still broken
t. plays lots of iaa

>>145678875
>make security jealous by hanging out on the bridge
Can't be fucking around in the V.I.P. lounge son, the crime is out in the streets. Now if you could get into the Armory that would make me jealous.

>>145678342
Ancient retard that shills himself as a waifu, wears cat ears every round and is overall just a tider.
They're been permabanned (and unbanned) several times and play on hippie.

>>145679040
>not picking warden to equip the sec staff with shotguns at shift start
they even fit on your sec armor

instruct officers to fire wantonly into greytide crowds

puffy ken doll

>>145679428
Now why would I do that when I'd have to play the role of a warden then?

>>145679040
>can't get into the armory
RANDOM INSPECTION OPEN UP

>>145679645
Can do, but having to hack your way in and out when there's no Warden/HoS is just a fucking pain.

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How am I meant to attach this to the Plasma miner pipe?

>>145679857
;BETA to the brig please
hacking is so undignified

We're dicking around with Europa underwater sealab code to test out their lighting and I'll stream it for the next 5 minutes

twitch /probe1

>>145680215
uh
i'm not sure what the question here would be

>>145680215
At the volume pump

You have two options
>A: Use a socket wrench to remove the normal plasma-out pipe and place a new junction there to divert gas into the cooler
>B: Pipe over the back wall and add a new extraction scrubber/vent

>>145680339
Alright its ogre

jk I'm streaming it now proper

>>145680215
>use the socket wrench on the plasma gas miner chamber pipe
>replace the pipe with a manifold

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There is literally NOTHING WRONG with two female statics ERPing

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>there are people that still need glubbs to hack

>>145678705
How do I disable parallax? goddamnit

fuck yeah borers, you guys did good.

>>145681318
Preferences - Toggle-Parallax

>>145679428
>warden to equip the sec staff with shotguns at shift start
That's a jobban buddy.

>>145681208
it's more like gloves are useful to painlessly figure out the test wire, and you keep then on because why not

>>145681085
yuri is degeneracy

SEC PISTOLS

W H E N

>ask r&d for a mech as a miner
>30 minutes later they didn't even started
>when I want to shoot one of these worthless cunts they throw me in jail
30 minutes with a fucking pickaxe
and when I come back they tell me
>I'm busy

>>145681480
>degeneracy
How to identify a retard 101

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>>145681414
>that's a jobban

Okay Bay-by

Does disarming someone with a basketball put it in your hands?

>>145681670
honestly when ashe and felicity are the only science staff you should think there's nobody in there
they literally just do the RnD and fuckoff to somewhere else

>miner shoves his way into robotics, threatens the roboticist with a gun
>arrest him
>talks about how he wants to kill the roboticist more
>decide to only give him 10 minutes despite all the potential charges
>HoS lowers it to 5 minutes
>random officer releases him 2 minutes later
Why even try?

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>try to hack autolathe
>fail
>get shocked twice
>too embarrassed to call for help
>minutes pass
>shuttle called
>call for help anyways

>>145681085
Yuri is shit but Yaoi is great

>>145681414
>job ban
By that logic cargo should all get job bans for ordering their glubs and emmiters.

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>>145681826

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>>145681670
>whining for a mech at round start
>get pissy when game isn't tailored to you
>doesn't even bring back diamond

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TECHNOLOGY

>>145681981
this looks way better than goonlights
can we have this istead?

>>145681981
looks terrible

>>145681981
is the underwater station dead

>>145681803
Why would science make mechs? Also, I at least see two mechs when Ashe is robotics

>>145681809
>Officer spends 5 minutes searching miner
>Then gives them a 10 minute sentence


Timer starts when they arrive in the brig, not when you're finished slowly searching/talking to them.
Officer was the one that lowered the timer both times, I never touched it I just agreed with lowering it.

>>145681981
yayyy yet another pointless lighting system that nobody asked for and makes walls look like utter shit

Can we get a concrete list of things that are contraband for cargo to have? This is twice in the last few days I've seen people in cargo getting arrested for things for having things they're allowed to have for no discernible reason

>>145681937
I asked at begining, but came half an hour later
it's fucking 2 minutes of job
it's pretty hard to find diamonds sometimes without working mesons and you can make regular drill, it's till better than a fucking pickaxe
>>145681803
yeah, they just sit there jerking off to each other
but this time there were 5 people in R&D

>>145682086
It lags like fuck with one player connected.

>>145682194
Technically their sentence only starts when they actually get sentenced, and they only get sentenced after they're finished being processed, including searching and questioning.

However, it is a dick move to give them a full sentence if they've already been in the brig for a while.

>>145681937
How is any of this an excuse for not doing R&D? Note that I'm not saying the miner isn't retarded.

>>145682280
Here is a good rule of thumb. If it comes in a yellow or green crate you shouldn't have them unless ordered to have them. That and contraband autolathe stuff/swords.

>>145682429
we are already lagging like fuck anyway
double lagging like fuck shouldn't be too different

>>145682429
If you're talking about how sluggish the movement feels, Cluster said that was because the server has Bay's tickrate.
I didn't notice any stuttering or input lag, personally. Movement just felt like the station was full of syrup.

When are we going to remove goonlight?

Someone should make /vg/station lore

>>145682551
>we are already lagging like fuck anyway
This is how you spot someone who has only played in /vg/ and has been here for one year at most.

>>145682358
Don't expect people to cater to you when you can't do your basic job: bring diamonds first.

>>145682507
He wants a mech, not R&D.

>>145682658
senpai i've been playing here since 2014

>>145682715
R&D is not just for drills you fucking dipshit
You deserve a jobban, no two ways around it

>>145682578
No, the tickrate was changed to our level.

The lighting caused issues at the byond level.

>>145682551
Like the other guy said we really don't have lag like we used to and this is extreme lag. None of us would accept lighting causing 1 second hangs to update.

>>145682715
don't expect me to bring you diamonds without working mesons and with a pickaxe

>>145682194
Possession of a weapon + Trespassing = 13 minutes
I searched him for ~3 minutes
That leaves a 10 minute sentence
You lowered it to 5 for no reason, and then Zalika released him for no reason

>>145682983
>Possession of a weapon
>polar star
well then. I'm gonna throw it to space the moment I find it

>>145682856
Yet every other miner brings them within 20 minutes. Maybe you're a bad miner.

>>145683065
If you just had it and used it for self defense, it wouldn't have been a big deal. You held someone hostage with it. There's no charge for that, so I attached an appropriate charge.

>>145682856
It's super EZ to get diamonds within 15 minutes

>>145683065
Most security players politely ignore miners with weapons due to the nature of their work when they don't open carry.

I don't think in all my time here I've ever seen security arrest a miner for having a weapon that was concealed and not used on the station.

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>waste an officers time by shit talking while you're cuffed and "I DUNDU MUFFIN"
>surprised when they take forever to process you into your sentence
>getting arrested in the first place

>>145683104
Yeah he's a bad miner but if 5 people can't do a 5 minute job in 30 minutes you all should be nuked.
That 5 minute job is literally your ONLY responsibility

>>145683271
Yeah, I wouldn't have arrested him even if he was just carrying it around on his belt or something. The difference is he used it to hold the roboticist hostage.

>>145683438
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED

>>145682983
Again, Zalika lowered it to 5 not me. And Zalika released him due to the singularity being loose.

What happened to the contraband sentence you told me in game, you said it was a 25 minute sentence then.

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eguns are robust

>>145683652
Oh, I thought you ordered Zalika to lower the time. I guess she's just shit, then. Explains why she tried to have someone crushed by the AI later in the round.

I was exaggerating the sentence because I didn't have time to add it all up, if I tacked on some iffy charges it could have gone to like ~16-18 minutes but 13 was probably right. So, factor in the 3 minutes of questioning, and you have 10 minutes, the sentence that I gave him in the first place.

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vending machines in progress

currently with a "$selfillum" mask for the glowing

trying to figure out how to make them actually properly give off light


also starting to run into a few issues with the map

apparently there's too much touching between world and detail brushes

scaffolding is the major offender

damn scaffolding

>>145681981
>>145682429
The cool thing about europa is not the water or the shadows

It's the trams

did you see them

>>145683598
>Even our admins are conservitards

what happened?

>>145684130
Can you just make them either be a retextured light object or allow it to let light pass through and put a light source inside of it?

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>you can't put people in lockers into ripley anymore
BRING BACK THE RIPLEY TAXI