>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
>>145636030
lul
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>145636030
I want to fuck Warlock Maiden
IS TREANT GOOD YET?
>>145637467
As an offlaner yes.
Downvotes don't exist to hurt feelings. They exist to hide factually incorrect information.
You were factually incorrect. He downvoted you, as everyone should have.
Karma != magical internet happy fun time points.
How petty are you that you take personal offense to someone downvoting a factually incorrect comment?
"Downvote only if off-topic or factually wrong, NOT if you disagree."
You were factually wrong.
post heroes for when you want to be aggressively useless
free space: techies
does anyone have that clip from sheever's stream where she goes to the toilet and you can hear her pissing like a fucking racehorse?
>>145637601
(You)ing this
Repostan for more late night/early mornin arguing and learning:
>>145636734 #
Everyone is good with blink dagger though. EVERYONE. It certainly doesnt hurt anybody's build to give it to them, and its entirely balanced because everyone can get it.
And if you really are just having problems with just Centaur, the way you play the game also factors into his strength. Centaur will traditionally and most likely go offlane against your safelane, and nobody levels Return first because its shit in comparison to Double Edge. So you are probably in a 2v1 possibly 3v1 situation against Centaur. What do you do with this? The support(s) zone the fuck out of him so he cant level or get gold. They pull and still get gold, and he gets his creeps denied as your wave pushes to the towers. You could hit 6 as he does and probably fend off a Centaur who only has Tranquils, a stout shield, some branches, and leftover gold trying to get his blink. You worried your enemy could get too strong or get a big item? Dont let him get it. You can do that with a gank, or denying his farm, or outfarming him until he is a little bitch for you.
The thing with Dota is that you could lose the game from factors you actually had no idea were playing a part in deciding the match. All the little things matter, and a slight change can win you the lane and even the entire game. A lot of the game is learning the intuition to realize and manipulate these factors as the game goes on so everything is in your favor. That is one of the biggest things that seperates Dota and LoL, for better or for worse.
But yea Blink Dagger is good on everyone. Warding also counters a majority of his predictable initiations, blink dagger or no blink dagger.
>>145637707
that sounds really hot
>>145637707
u guys are so creepy
>>145637707
which shade(s) do you think match sheever's pussy and asshole?
>>145637795
fuck off Owen and post her nudes already
>>145637795
There's nothing wrong with wanting to see a cute girl go potty.
>>145637831
>ballet slipper
>>145637831
>tfw rosewood
>>145637831
>punch
>>145637467
be support,get lvl 2
leech seed+OoV
>>145637771
Okay but I play support often, why as a support wouldn't I go gank mid or put pressure on another lane?
Standing in a lane 3v1 seems fucking retarded just to deny one hero. Most of my wins have been when I ganked everywhere early and was always ready to TP to where I saw a potential kill and we snowballed.
Doesn't it make more sense to put pressure on the enemy hard carry and mid?
Also it's not like his teammates can't gank either. Sure he will be underleveled but so will we if it's 3 people in a lane
>d2g discussing the color of a horses shitter and mare pussy
QUALITY DOTA 2 DISCUSSION GENTS
Post whatever this shit's name is
>>145638365
let me contribute
Condolences dotards. You had a good run.
>>145638557
OH LORDY
SEND THIS STEED TO THE CASTING BOOTHS BOYS
>wake up
>memeback is still a thing
when is this going to be removed?
>>145638365
Why would we discuss dota2? This game is so shit even valve knows this
>>145637831
my nipples are ballet slipper
>>145638671
When you install league of legends
SHOULD I BE WORRIED IF THE COLOR OF MY SHIT IS HOT PINK LMAO
>>145638557
why boner?
>>145638671
when you install warcraft 3 the frozen throne and then download the dota 6.78 map, ez
and then you realize mobas are just fundamentally shit and memeback zone is just different flavor of it
>No new horse for viper
why live
losing isn't always because i am bad right? losing really means i just have to become better, is that how i am suppose to look at my losses as experiences rather than a winrate?
>>145638834
if its red your ok
if its black youre fucked
>>145638252
You do have a point. If your lane is already locked down and youve warded for the carry, it can be a good idea to try and gank another lane. If your carry is any good at denying then they will beat out Centaur in farming too. Its all pretty situational, and depending on your lineup you could snowball early. If you have a team that relies pretty heavily on the mid-late game and farming, it could be beneficial to secure your carry's lane until he decides to jungle, take the tower, or go gank themselves. Then you have a lane to farm, or a jungle to stack and farm, and room to ward and gank. It all depens on the situation. If your carry is getting bullied out of lane by Centaur then maybe pushing him back out of lane until your carry gets a level advantage or two could really help. If the enemy decides to gank then a ward is all you need to guard against it. Just back off and waste their time. If they can tower dive you, have an ally TP in and counter gank.
It can all come down to situational decision making and relying on your intuition. As for the Centaur engaging on you think, literally any support should have a way to stop him or buy time. Anyone with a stun would do, and also Omniknight. Maybe only Venomancer and Warlock get fucked since they only have slows.
>>145639058
THANKS
I KNEW IT WAS OK TO DRINK ALL THAT PEPTO BISMOL KEK
>>145638907
did you know mares rape humans?
a needy one can pin a man she wants the hot monkey arm from to the barn wall with her superior equine strength and not let go until she is satisfied
dotards?
Sunstrike is a bullshit ability.
Prove me wrong.
>>145639273
>cross platform release
>only 10 million
OVERWATCH BABBIES ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS GOOD LMAO
BLIZZTARDS LITERALLY NEVER SEEN CONSOLE RELEASES BEFORE
FUCKING PC GAMING MASTERRACE PULLING THE DUNNING KRUGER OF THE CENTURY OFF RIGHT HERE
>>145639273
>blizzard, the inferior company, blows the fuck out doturd 2 and team furries 2 with one swing out of the doturd gaylaxy
maybe this will be the lesson for valve to actually focus on non-fundamentally-flawed games in their repertouire such as CS:GO
>og will win frankfurt
can eg stop them at ti?
YO GUYS EXTREMELY FRESH SUPER SECRET MEMES HERE
ONLY HOVER **IF** YOU ARE UP TO THE CHALLENGE
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDHurricane Pike on WeaverHe can shukuchi into an enemy hero, tag them with the swarm, pop hurricane pike on them and time lapse back 3000 range away. The swarm provides the vision to land his high damage 100% attack speed + geminate autoattacks which now have global range. All the stats also greatly benefit a low stat hero who needs attack range. Add in blink dagger and build glass cannon items like daedalus and you become the artillery
>>145639273
we've had 13 million unique players last month?
>>145639356
why would i disprove you when you are right?
>>145639643
So what is the idea here?
Pike, Blink, BoTs, 2 rapier and a daedulus?
>>145639741
pike deso blink daedalus?
Hey /d2g/ here's an easy exploit for goypendium quests
>Pick easy quest (such as buy treads within 14 minutes) during hero select
>Let the game start as normally
>Wait until AFTER the betting time expires (and the quest changing window disappears completely)
>Open the main menu, go to compendium and select HARD quest (like 9000 healing or whatever)
>Complete EASY quest (buy treads early)
>WIN game
>HARD QUEST IS NOW COMPLETED
Thank me later faglords
This does need an easy quest that you haven't completed yet but knowing you scrubs you probably can't even do those so
Now add me on Steam faglordshttp://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/
>>145638557
Do you have the dolphin one?
>buy goypendium
>forget to fill in the stuff for the major
>haven't finished the quests and odnt think i can>give more money to get the map
>>145639643
>drop rapier(s) in your fountain, bots out do this then pick them back up
>>145639273
>A completely different game genre with a different target audience in mind was successful
Wow, I sure am blown the fuck out.I'd tell you post this on /lolg/ but they'll all switched to OW
This is the most fucked up inbred group of idiots I played with and against in the past while
It's around 4.5k mmr as you can see and this tinker played like a new player, kept saying on mic that it's his first tinker game and yelling random shit all game, relentlessly feeding. He has 60 hours in dota but 4500 mmr, how? He also has average 270 gpm and mostly losses
How can a bought account have so little hours?
Alchemist was the typical useless fuck alchemist who can only farm and feed
The pugna kept decreping people I blinked on and hardly bought vision against riki, and yet his mmr is 4700
The ES was okay aside from a few mistakes and bitching all the time
The enemies were pretty fucking bad too, I could easily 1v5
Is this because of the hours or what
>>145639875
>>145639894
FURRFAGGOTRY AND BESTIALITY
THE TRUE POWER OF DEE TOO GEE
>>145640050
>furfaggotry
I don't wish I was an animal I just want to fuck them.
>>145639687
>13 million 90% of which are smurf accounts and thirdworlders compares to 10 million people buying a 40/60$ videogame with actual content, fun gameplay and more than one map
>>145640040
Daytime
European
DotA
Just don't play right now. Wait until it's evening or (even better) night.
>>145640050
still beats talking about this shit game
>bbbbbbbut sc2 is dead!
jut like doturd2, so why mention, these are on an equal footing in the playerbase or lack thereof department
>>145639273
>people who couldn't understand dota anyway leave dota
okay
>>145640163
What does it mean though? Are they kids who have no school or what?
ES was complaining he got back from work and wanted a nice game, but where would he even be from
how are they 4500+ mmr?
>>145640161
>he thinks muh casual gamer demographic is conducive to a sustainable life span fro video games
ONLY CATERING TO AUTISM KEEPS GAMES ALIVE
LOOK AT SKYRIM
STILL MODDING ORC TITS LMAO
>>145640161
>fun gameplay
>>145640476
They are 4500+MMR because they only play during this time of the day when HORRIBLE people like them are playing.
>try to sell something on the market
>have to wait 2 weeks before it's actually listed
>the prices have dropped by the time it gets listed and no one will buy the item I wanted to sell
>i wanted money to buy a game that was on sale for the weekend anyway
Why?
>>145640649
Are they kids or what? What makes this time the worst?
there's no way that tinker was legit though, as bad as the alchemist was
>>145640770
Use https://github.com/Jessecar96/SteamDesktopAuthenticator if you don't have a shitty normie smartphone
It works pretty well and will allow you to instantly sell and buy from market without restrictions
You'll still have to wait like a week for trading stuff though
average ogre magi in low priority
https://a.pomf.cat/agnnxg.webm
>>145640161
Fuck off, viral marketer.
>>145640823
Worse. They're subhumans.
>>145640949
ME ON THE RIGHT
>>145640949
But what makes them different than evening time europe
Only pugna was russian. tinker was italian and es is czech
>>145640949
>that period stain of SEAmonkies
redpill me on junglers /d2g/
>>145641258
dont
>>145641258
Luna is the best jungler.
>>145641258
jungling in pubs is for people who are too scared to lane but have a high test alpha carries opinion of their own abilities, these people should just pick a 600 range int support and stack and pull and buy wards and courier like the little sissies they truly are.
>>145640949
Why does no one in Spain play? Are they all unemployed and can't afford a computer?
>>145641258
>>145641563
brood is the only good jungler desu,
>>145641419
Wow what happened to that dog? Did it die?
Reminder that d2g and reddit both cried about jungle Legion then got blown the fuck out when it ended up being good.
>tfw you win mid against a 5.5k player and still lose the game
i just wanted to be good for a bit
>>145641258
enigma is fucking op right now and jungling him is not hard
>>145641760
honestly 99% of my games where i win my lane i lose the game with 2k games played
>>145638567
Be sure to let me know if Overwatch can ever break a million dollar prize pool for it's ''''''''''professional'''''''''''' scene tournaments.
>>145642119
dude if each of their 10 million players donates just $1 they will have 10 million dollars lol
t. economics professor
>>145637747
i agree with this post for the most part. a lot of my learning about dota happened in random epiphanies as i played it more and more and its really rewarding to suddenly have that "eureka!" moment
>>145641709
It got kissed. Something a pathetic virgin NEET like you will never experience.
why do people pick veno and not understand that plague ward is on 5 second cd
gulag how do I deal with the Drow/WR combo of death?
>>145638567
>10 million players
this is bullshit right? no way in hell 10 million players got swindled into playing a shitty tumblerpixar game
>>145642338
abandon
>>145642216
Yeah it's great. The other day, I was playing Windranger, the hero I learned how to play Dota with, and I finally realized how retarded my item priorities were. I have to start at the beginning.
>>145642305
>tfw neet
>tfw will never know what it's like to pay for something with money you worked for
>tfw virgin
>tfw will never know what it's like to hold hands or cuddle or kiss someone or be in a relationship
>tfw australian
>tfw will never know what snow feels like
>You will never get paid to spout shitty reddit memes all day
what do i do with this?
>>145642486
>Australian
>add some good players with lower mmr after a game
>none add me back
>remember none of them even typed anything during the game
>check their profiles
>all anime profile pictures and meme hentai groups
>not surprised anymore as they're probably socially devoid neets
Get off the dole, mate.
>>145642768
why can you not even view ti2 and ti3 in dota reborn
Earth spirit
>one of the most fun and challenging heroes in the game
>probably the most unique hero
>nerfed every patch into being trash
Why?
>>145643479
>Why?
because he's a broken piece of shit
Anyone here have webms of envy fucking up? Im having a lousy day of dotes and I need some cheering up
>>145643603
You can watch his stream right now. Plenty of fuck ups
>>145640161
Overwatch is unironically one of the least balanced popular releases I've seen in a long time and about half of the maps suck dick and aren't fun to play at all.
>>145643762
Oh is it up in panda.tv?
any news on our boy rtz?
>>145644602
Committed suicide
>>145640415
If I didn't play dota already this pic would make me play.
>>145644602
sup senpai?
>with @LuminousInverse
>>145644673
?
He was tracked and both his supports just died, there was nothing he could do besides waste as much time as possible and buy out, which is what he did
lmao, EE ragequit his stream
hello?
is EternalWeeaboo autistic?
>>145643479
>trash
>>145645006
This one is the best by far. Along with the hi5 a random girl that didn't want it.
>>145645118
yes I'm still here can you reply to my post
>>145644803
>>145645118
>puppey's reaction
@145644803
(You)
>PA throws her dagger halfway across the lane
>crits me for 50% of my hp
hello?
what am I supposed to do?
>>145645249
Shut her down in early game when she's vulnerable and so you have items to deal with her by mid game
wew I thought the thread was dead for a minute
>>145645138
Yes. It's part of his charm.
>>145637771
>its entirely balanced because everyone can get it
I agree overall with your point and I don't think Blink is overpowered, but this is a bad argument. The item could force all strategies to revolve around it and trump all other similar items (an example would be Flash in LoL).
What if Morphling could replicate himself?
I can run Dota2 on 1920x1080 with game render on 100%, textures on high, shadows on med and animated portraits at 40-50fps. What more can I turn on to make it look better but not suffer too much FPS loss.
>>145645249
buy a blink dagger and disjoint the projectile
>Just found out Fear's back to Pos1
>>145645514
>greatamericancleave.webm
What's eg's roster now?
why did they make it ultimate orb instead of sange for edge?
was the slow good?
>>145645460
>Tiny just wanted to play volleyball
>>145645564
Fear
Sumail
Universe
Zai
PPD
What items to build on Void? thank u 2k gulagites
>>145645564
Fear
Sumail
Universe
Zai
PPD
in that order of positions.
>>145645625
>>145645641
>zai support
why put that washed up trashcan universe in the offlane?
>>145645349
This one is clearly puppy's fault, he didn't use grave or heal and he didn't have a fucking sentry down in that chokepoint
It's not even a huge "misplay" since there wasn't much he could do
>>145645460
This one was a result of miscommunication and a misplay from PLD, if he didn't micro his hero next to tiny (wanted to get off a quick ball burst on furion) EE would have tossed the furion. Even then I believe the fight would have been greatly lost since PL would have easily dived a tiny/io at such low HP
Are you 2k mmr or something?
I'm so fucking triggered right now.
I pick Sven, go with a Kotl safelane.
Our opponents turn out to be none other than Viper and Witch Doctor. Fucking great, we can't do shit in this lane. Except Kotl thinks we can, Kotl keep mana leaking them as they stand still. Kotl keeps wanting me to go in. Bounty comes bot to gank, so I decide fine, guess what fuckin happens that's right Viper gets a double kill because LOOK AT IT GO and his passives. I tell Kotl to play safe and stack and what's he do, he fuckin mutes me and refuses to help all game, won't stack, won't give me mana, just ignores me.
So I just farm, I farm until I have bkb sny and blink and get a triple and take two fuckin towers. Is Kotl impressed, no, he's just bashing me for fucking farming. Well believe it or not we fucking lost, mostly because Elder Titan kept landing absolutely beautiful stomps followed by bounty immediately rick clicking them, or the marvelous times Kotl blinding lighted them out of his ult's kill line.
It's Viper Ember WD Naga and Necro, so I build a fuckin Linkens because if I get rooted in place I die, I try so fucking hard, get a 4 man wipe, save for buyback, does my team of course not, enemy team did. So as I'm killing the last tier 4 they all buyback and my team all dies and I have to 1v5 and that goes over swimmingly as soon as my bkb wears off.
I'm just so goddamn triggered. Sorry for blogposting but god fucking dammit. If Bounty and Kotl hadn't been such shitters I am positive we could have won. He sabotaged my farming and I still had over 600 gpm.
Still might have been able to save it had my buyback not been on a 1:30 cooldown.
I don't even want any feedback I just needed to vent. Actually, there is one thing, I got kited super fucking hard by this lineup. What could I have done differently build wise to help against this? Manta Style instead of SnY? Heart instead of Satanic? Just forgo blink entirely?
I'm just trying to cheer an anon up with some webm and this retard shows up and ruins everything
>>145645732
well then post good webms retard there are tons of them and you pick the most non-fuck up ones
>>145645801
Are we posting epic plays now?
>aui got kicked the second time
>went silence, never said anything
what happen to him?
>>145645729
no a blink dagger was all you needed plus bkb to get around cask, viper slows, sleight of chains, ensare
you just had a shitty game youll be ok
>>145645886
top 2 na
did somebody say webms
>>145645859
weaver clearly has a diffusal so nothing happens there anyways
>>145646018
only good plays tho
>>145646018
how do you even lose in this mmr bracket
How do I paly Acr Warden
>>145646094
>>145646126
here's how
>>145646126
Because sometimes your team really is too heavy to carry.
>it's a "dota is a shit dead game" thread
hard pass, i've seen it before
NEW AGHANIMS FOR FACELESS VOID IN 6.89:
>no longer decreases cooldown on chronosphere
>now decreases cooldown on time walk from 24/18/12/6 to 8/6/4/2
>now decreases cooldown on time dilation from 40/34/28/22 to 30/24/18/12
>>145646220
How about fuck you
>>145646220
>100% uptime on dilation for 4100 gold
>>145646175
i just don't understand
I could go afk for most of the game with any hero and probably still win against these retards
>>145645729
Daedalus would've been a better option than SnY. You could've killed everyone in 2-4 hits with your ult and BKB up
Isn't Lotus Orb just a BadBlademail? It returns just one instance of damage to one enemy, only from spells, sometimes even reduced because it is as if you were casting the spell, costs much more, than blademail and you take the damage anyway in both so why the fuck would anyone buy it over blademail.
>>145645667
I don't think universe is necessarily a bad offlaner, he's just a great offlaner with EG. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt.
>psg shitposting about how his team sucks again
hella f**kin epic
>no sheever gf
why live
>>145646160
PSG blogs, now in webm format! Featuring such titles as "me ooga.webm" and "team booga.webm"
>>145645153
that was helen, his gf. or to be gf.
>>145645951
nice save
roast me
>>145645732
Thanks baby I appreciate your webms, I love EE fuck ups. You rock!
>>145646392
likes winning mid/10
>>145646315
fucking hilarious
>>145646260
Believe me, you get teammates that you wish would just disconnect so you can get the bonus gold and try to 3v5. When the enemy mid is 5-0-1 and the enemy safelane is 3-0-3 each, and you get five man ganked and towerdived, there's no coming back. You may think shitters at 4k are shit, but you ain't seen feces like this before. Unless you pick a snowballing mid and gank the FUCK outta erebody you will run into games where your team feeds uncontrollably before laning ends, cries in allchat, afks in fountain or worse yet, continues feeding till they spend more time dead than alive.
>>145646392
re-up
Is he still alive?
>>145646315
>SLUDGE MONSTROSITY
Unless that is someone meme'ing, that is Godlykha a.k.a. Clan_iraq
>>145646473
>5 man towerdived
buy observer wards u lazy fuck
>>145646487
If I could wager a guess
Low mmr and have to deal with a lot of pudges
can someone post that picture of the 4 quadrant graph where heroes are placed and the x axis is winrate and y axis is how likeable the players playing the hero usually are
>>145646473
It doesn't matter how farmed the enemy gets because they're all braindead
I've played these games on numerous occasions (thanks party stacks) and if the core player is the lowest mmr it's the easiest game of my life.
ARTEEZSY PLAYING TERROR BLADE IN AP UB GET TEH UCKIN HERE
>>145646583
dont try to talk to the shitter anonymous they live in a world of delusion
lmao
>>145646591
where does rtz stream now, i dont know how the fuck to navigate panda.tv
Umm...
Dotards?
>>145646560
Top 99.8%. I like to put wards around mid as soon as it's night, that way I can see their wards, but they can't see mine.
Missed me?
>>145646664
Just watch ingame ya dumb retard
>>145646549
Even when you do, a dedicated 5 man gank will kill you because it's only 6 minutes in and the enemy axe has been fed so much he has a blink dagger. So unless you have a tp scroll enjoy that death while they escape with 200 hp between the 5 of them as your team continues to miss last hits and auto attack the lane.
>>145646604
>>145646583
I believe you, but you don't have to play entirely with randoms. Get 4 feeders against 1 feeder and 3 shit players and 1 okay player and you'll lose unless you went TA or Invoker mid and stomped that and then went and stomped the other lanes to make up for how much your feeders have fed.
It's a dark and terrible place, sub 3k. Every 10 games you get a smurf who goes mid and absolutely destroys the other team no matter how bad his team does. Just went up against an Invoker that I could have sworn was scripting, he was at least 5k.
Threadly reminder that despite being a few years old and apart from a few outdated points, this video's criticism is still on point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ouNlfLPjs
holy shit vg.r
>>145646842
>mtw.synderen
>>145646842
>Dota is bad because muh rng
>>145646574
please help
>>145646842
>first point would literally ruin the laning phase by making it all about having more attack damage
great video lol
>>145646842
>skip ahead 10 minutes
>STILL GOING MUH RNG
Arteezy is out of shape as fuck when it comes to dota
>>145646473
>>145646842
I'm 9 minutes in and everything he said so far is correct.
>>145646842
>When you do proc, the percentage resets
Is this true? If you go 10 hits without a crit, is it reset completely, or just lowered by however much a crit is?
Holy fuck I get 130FPS in any dota match
but when there is that Tinker fucking immortal in the game
and I *see* it once my FPS for rest of the match is 70fps
what the fuckk
>>145647007
>>145647098
"muh rng" does not refute arguments against rng, you know.
>>145647397
>MUH RNG
>WE NEED TO REMOVE RNG
>MUH COMPETITIVE PLAY
>I'M 3k SHIT BUT I TOTALLY KNOW BEST
>RNG REEEEEEEEE
>>145638671
come home white man
>>145647371
The way pseudo ring works is if you have 15% chance to crit, you have an 8% chance to crit. Everytime you don't land a critical hit your chance to get a crit increases to 11% then 16% then 22% and so on and so forth increasing at a semi exponential rate until you land a critical strike, and which point your crit chance resets to 8%.
>>145647494
Given that pros such as Puppey dislike the RNG and map asymmetry present in Dota, I'd say it's a problem.
>win 10 in a row
>lose 6 in a row
How is forced 50 not real?
>>145647576
Puppey doesn't dislike the rng, stop spreading fud fagg
WHAT WENT WRONG?
>>145647576
>going on the internet and telling lies
>>145647718
>>145647718
Well lets see
Vengeful spirit is a trash hero, never pick
Phoenix is a trash hero and max sunray is a meme
Warlockk mid? I don't know how that expects to win a game
TB is illusion right clicker and is hard countered by aghs laser spam
Really the problem is the 2 supports picked trashcan heros, and everything snowballs from there
got the ursa challenge/set on path of the warrior redoing the last hit challenge with slark. gave me 3 stars too.
>>145646315
>>145647750
No lies, there's a video floating around of him (actually it might have been Kuroky I don't remember) casting a game where a Chen got screwed by jungle camp spawn rng and then lost.
>wake up
>Demon is now playing with seamonkeys
What did he mean by this?
guys I'm starting to dislike blink dagger now
It's not OP but it kind of stifles positional play, makes the entire game about who can blink where first. like flash in league. i've seen games where 8/10 heroes get blink, it's boring to watch.
>blink is core on everyone
just add a 1/10th of total mana cost to blink, that way a str support with 400 mana once he gets it will only need 40 mana to blink, but a big ass mana pool int core will need more. and by late game the mana cost will be insignificant anyway
>>145648292
When Blink had mana cost it absolutely buttfucked the entire pool of STR heroes that wanted blink but legitimately couldn't afford the manacost.
>>145648292
The whole point of Blink Dagger is to prevent having to give every single hero their own "dash/blink/etc." It's why it gives no stats, costs 2k+ gold, and takes up an item slot.
How viable is this if attempted in a real game?
Real talk /d2g/
I am scared shitless when the enemy picks Anti-Mage.
Last game I was QoP mid and had 6-0 at 10 mins in, I rush sheep so I can lock him down but it seems like my teammates had absolutely no idea what to build. Our jungle ursa made a daedalus as his first big item instead of abbysal, so naturally we got rekt due to am splitpushing all day erryday.
Our slark died endlessly against timbersaw (no surprise here, fucking OP hero) while our void kept winning his lane 1v2 top.
Is there anything I could've done to prevent this?
Do you advise your team beforehand what to build in cases like these?
>>145648665
if enemy has AM just trash the other 4, AM isn't effective until 25 minutes to the game and that's with at least 500GPM+
>>145648596
I'm genuinely confused, here
>>145648596
>items on fkeys
>>145648704
That's what I did. See those WR, bounty and Drow deaths?
It's because I was hunting them. Not to mention that we took ALL of their outter towers 20 mins in.
I just don't know anymore
post your favorite item or you will be 2k forever
>>145648596
Drop the BoTs and Pike and pick up two more rapiers in fountain.
As for viable, not really. The opponent has a VERY long time to do something such as:
1. Use blademail (to kill you if they have much less networth anyway)
2. Euls
3. Ghost Scepter
Literally every professional player in EU is playing in EU E or RUS server.
>>145648719
hurricane pike makes your attack range global for 4 attacks on the target
>>145648752
>>145648752
Radiance or midas
why is chinese dota so bad/ lol
>trying out Naga
>every fucking game someone on the other team DCs so I can't tell whether I'm doing okay or not
Any tips for my new waifu?
I'm trying to send an illusion to stack a jungle camp every minute. what's the general skillbuild to go for? Ensnare seems too useful to pass up but I need riptide and better illus to clear stacks.
>>145648426
i get that, but the point is that even though it has those downsides, it's STILL core on everyone. even a flat 25 mana cost would be better than what we have now, 75 is straight-up icefrog tho
>>145649025
^reported you fucking imbecile kill yourself
>>145649025
>and game knowledge
and is playable without proper game knowledge
>>145649056
>even a flat 25 mana cost would be better than what we have now,
lolno
it used to ahve 25 mana cost and it was fucking trash on any but int heroes
wat gonna happen to aui now?
>>145648596
why does faceless void get to have a BETTER time lapse on 6 cooldown for 40 mana cost at level 7
but weaver gets a 150/75/0 mana cost shitty time walk on 60/50/40 cooldown and needs to buy a 4200 gold item to make it 16 cooldown
>>145649015
It is much, much harder to play Naga than she used to be.
As for skillbuild, depends on your position. Support naga builds basically every early game item that builds out of sobi masks and rings of protection. Skill build is mostly riptide and ensare.
Core Naga is mostly a splitpusher. The problem is the amount of farm you need to "come online" which is why you need to farm and stack camps with illusions with utmost efficiency. You get a value point in ensnare (to stop tps), and mostly levels in riptide, illusions and stats. Radiance is the dream. Basically from there its identical to alchemists old octarine/radiance build. You can 1v9 with the hero but it requires a lot of frustrating games.
>>145649080
I'm sorry if I sounded like a total dick, I never really meant that.
>>145649131
he's going to join jimmy in peru
>>145649101
yeah but now all heroes have +50 base mana and can solve their mana regen needs with 225 gold memedrops so all those low mana str/agi heroes who were taxed in older versions wouldn't give a shit now
+0.85 mana/s for 225 gold wtf was he thinking
how did people play heroes like CK and weaver and doom and veno before this?
Hi Doturds where's esports?
>>145649210
Doom and CK are still suffering from rather huge mana issues.
>>145649263
Please don't call us rude names
will sheever be at ESL?
So veno jungle. Viable or reported?
>>145649210
>how did people play heroes like CK and weaver and doom and veno before this?
CK was superglued to Io and played literally no other time
Doom would build arcanes
Weaver build sobi mask items
Veno rushed aghs
>>145649101
when was it 25? i remember it being 75 which is ridiculous but not 25. 25 really wouldn't hurt the majority of the heroes except poor str supports, but even then it's only 25 mana. god forbid they have to think before they blink
>>145649264
no they aren't
buy 2-3 memedrops on them, problem solved
>>145649136
I want to git gud with naga precisely because I can do support of the cunts on my team don't want to, and I like microing illusions to vacuum up the whole enemy jungle remotely.
Currently my item build is PMS + Tangoes, Basillius, Arcane Boots, Aquila and then Radiance, can I skip any of these?
Also, At what point should I start trying to clear hard stacks? They fuck me up without fail.
>>145649320
>Weaver build sobi mask items
say its level 7 weaver
sobi mask is +0.5 mana/s for 325 gold
urn is +0.5 mana/s for 875 gold
aquila is +0.77 mana/s for 985 gold
medallion is +0.5 mana/s for 1175 gold
3x raindrops is +2.55 mana/s for 675 gold
Are there any british players in dota esports anyway?
I guess technically the scene won't be impacted by the leave
>>145648752
Refresher
>>145646842
>13:50
>he says sentry detect smokes
HOW IS HE SO SHIT
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>145649352
>I want to git gud with naga precisely because I can do support of the cunts on my team don't want to, and I like microing illusions to vacuum up the whole enemy jungle remotely.
I'm confused. Do you want to support or farm? She can transistion like Venge but its really, really slow and will happen only in the odd game in a blue moon where the game is stalemated and getting another core might break it.
>
Currently my item build is PMS + Tangoes, Basillius, Arcane Boots, Aquila and then Radiance, can I skip any of these?
Ring of Aquila is garbage, ring of basi can suit you just fine. And I am serious about every item that builds out of sobi mask and ring of protection
>support
Basi, Urn, Medallion
Mostly roamer and teamfight reset machine. Items after that are mostly situational, primarily more utility items.
Value point in illusions for much of the game mostly to scout things like illusions. Rest of the points in riptide and ensnare
>core
Basi, Iron Talon, Tranquil Boots, Soul Ring (or regular boots and bottle if mid), PMS in some lane matchups
Radiance is the goal, usually helped by early towers. Skill build is mostly Riptide, stats, value point possibly in ensnare, and one point in illusions until you actually have stat/farm items to make them not completely ignorable. You clear mostly easy camps.
If Radiance isn't going to happen the "budget" build is diffusal blade. Radiance Octarine is 1v9 splitpusher core. Diffusal into other stat items is generally more of a teamfighter. You need a LOT of experience and game sense to play the former especially against heroes like Spiritbreaker, Bounty Hunter, and Tinker
>>145648383
with the le mage powercreep in the last few patches the manacost would be affordable anyway
>>145649760
>core
Basi, Iron Talon, Tranquil Boots,
GULAG LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>145649760
OKAY i actually read the corepart further than tranqs now and just reading this is suicide inducing
please for the love of god >>145649352
dont do aynthing suggested by this person
>>145650013
>dont do aynthing suggested by this person
Its easier than that. Don't play BadAlchemist.
Power limiters disengaged
>>145648752
Force staff baby
Haha what the shit do people buy LITERAL EXPIRING COSMETICS NOW?
>>145648752
>still no one saying blink
bunch of delusional fags
>>145649682
I think that was the case way back in the day when he released this video
>tfw Xiężniczka Celestija will never badmouth me or kick me in the nuts and then ostensibly ignore my pained screaming
What if crits ignored evasion and armor?
>>145650283
>battlefury becomes the tinker of items
>>145650064
I genuinely want to see EG do well but somehow I doubt that it'll work out. At any rate I'm sure they'll do better than secret
>>145649760
That's my core build, a support build is simpler.
>tranqs for a hero going to farm lane and jungle constantly
Really?
>>145650054
But she's cuter than alch
>>145650198
I prefer her star pupil but I would like to fuck her too
>it's a enemy stack from the other team targets you all game and your team's stack does nothing episode
>>145646842
Lost at FoW
Which heroes were not picked in manilla?
>no good tournaments till TI Open Qualifiers
Just fuck my scene up, senpai. Who the fuck will even watch ESL or Summit 5?
hi
i like memes
>>145650747
Bad heroes.
>>145650785
me too!!!
what's your favorite one anon?
>>145650794
>pugna
>bad
>>145648752
Drum of endurance
>>145650785
I happen to be a bit of a meme expert
>>145650747
wk
zeus
pugna
warlock
idk who else
>>145648752
Shiva's Guard
When is Icefrog going to buff CARRY Abaddon? It's pathetic how he kills people left and right at 20-30 min then becomes a glorified melee creep 10 mins later.
>>145650785
kilimanjaro
>>145651101
WK was picked at the last round of Grand Finals by NoTail
>>145651101
Sniper
Techies
Arc Warden
Storm?
>there's literally a LoL general
jesus christ how do people even play that game
>>145648776
Explain why?
why do middle easterns play on euw servers
ded game
post your favorite
>carry
>hard carry
>support
>hard support
>durable
>nuker
>initiator
>disabler
>waifu/husbando
>LoL champion
>favorite hero in general
>allows you to attack the target without range restrictions for 4 attacks for a maximum of 5 seconds. Grants 100 Attack Speed during the attacks
>>145651728
Naga.
>>145651728
sheever
>>145651728
cutedicks:3
>>145651773
>Gee I hope you can 4shot the enemy: The item.
>>145651728
>carry: Abaddon
>hard carry: Abaddon
>support: Abaddon
>hard support: Abaddon
>durable: Abaddon
>nuker: Abaddon
>initiator: Abaddon
>disabler: Abaddon
>waifu/husbando: Abaddon
>LoL champion: who even plays that game lmao
>favorite hero in general: Abaddon
how do streaks like this happen? if you feel that youre playing bad then why keep playing?
>>145651958
?
You ever watched his games?
When ur 7.5k ur team is raped every time
>>145652037
Maybe he's just fucking awfyl?
I mean, Miracle and most other 8k players don't seem to have that problem.
>>145643479
You spelled meepo and kunkka wrong.
>>145651958
Look at the dates faggot
>>145652090
post game ID of you winning your lane 1v1 against chessie
>>145652140
>Look at the dates faggot
what about them?
>>145651728
What the fuck are those categories dude?
Anyway, I'll fill it as I see fit:
>carry
Ember
>hard carry
Naga
>support
I'd rather go through Low Prio than play support I'll pick something random if I'm playing with friends
>durable
DK
>nuker
Leshrac
>initiator
Brewmaster
>disabler
Brewmaster I guess
>waifu
Windrunner
>LoL champion
Riven
>in general
Don't have a favorite overall, it's a toss up between Ember, Lesh, Brew, Beastmaster, Kunkka and Windrunner
>>145645349
>puppey heal himself and let his carry die
LMAO
>>145652204
>>145652204
>the good old 'w-well y-you couldn't beat him!'
I love this one
There is this youtube gaming channel that claims to be Miracle streaming, but everyone is speaking some subhuman language like spanish or some shit
why is that even allowed?
>>145652090
This is actually false. There are plenty of games where Miracle plays well and his team is getting shat on.
>teammate picks useless treant
>enemies lineup is all about cores zeus shadow shaman mid, void, lone druid and mirana
>all lanes lost except mid, even our Lifestealer safelane since he was a support player with a score of 0-5
>they go HG and take one set of rax but push them back
>treant manages to farm an aghs
>fills our side of the map with wards
>we have the upper hand and our LC is farming duel damage with pick offs
>suddenly we're about to fight their gem mirana
>LC disconnects
>enemies unpause
>treant gets caught even though I told him to go back
>lose
Why is this keep happening to me?
Sometimes you get a DC, sometimes you get bad picks, but both at the same game?
Why do I have to get the third worlders in my team with unstable internet?
>>145652434
Do you think "professional" gamers should have a copyright on teenager tier nothing personnel kid names?
Why haven't you found a girlfriend yet, /d2g/?
>>145652617
>since he was a support player
this is the fucking worst. Seeing a support player pick a carry just because 'lol I can play everyone relax', is so fucking frustrating..
They proceed and feed singlehandedly losing the game after 45 minute because they have no idea how to farm/which heroes to target.
>havn't played rank in around 3 years since I got 3k MMR
>meanwhile reach very high skill in unranked
Should I go back to ranked? Should I try international ranked? I really don't want to drop down to 2k :(
just played warlock for the first time
is he shit or am i just bad
>>145652742
I'm below average looking and never make the first move
>>145652820
A bit of both.
post yasp wordclouds
>>145652742
I lack the needed social skills to confidently talk to girls that arent my friends
>>145652986
I got you
>>145652986
i hate this game
What counters timber?
>>145653182
You are bad at this game and talk the entire game, get out please.
>>145653294
shadow shaman
>>145653294
nothing only yourself if you are bad at the hero
How many wins in a row would you say it takes to move from high-skill to very-high skill?
>>145653421
Good, i have been using it non stop to make free +25s and was wondering when it was going to stop.
>>145653451
25-40
>>145653182
This >>145653309
You're one of those annoying niggers who shittalk all game even though you're fucking garbage
>>145653294
magic burst dmg
i managed to make a furion so assblasted in a timbergame that he actually rushed a dagon and proceeded to be fucking useless
What's a good average kda?
>>145653574
physical kills timber too
all that armor only reduces damage by 55~ %
Then you get 40 hp a second regen
Heros that do overwhelming physical DPS shit on you
>>145653889
yeah of course a sven or pa will dumpster you in lategame if you let them
but playing him in early and mid is hilarious, literally nobody can touch you
>>145653878
What a stupid fucking question.
Why don't people just pick shadow demon against lifestealer
>>145654107
who??
>>145654107
cause bane or beastmaster are better for that
>>145653878
50/0/25
>>145652986
>wait
>ok
>fuck
>"Thanks for the rares, [Team Name] fangays."
This needs to stop.
What if:
Faceless Void Aghaims ulti upgrade: Freezes all projectiles going outside or inside the Chronosphere.
>>145652820
hes stupid good but takes practice because hes very unwieldy
hes not like other supports where you can go "stun, nuke, big ult"
your W kind of sucks except for some of the time, bonds is only really a teamfight skill, upheaval is really easy to waste and his ulti can seem bad if you initiate with it instead of letting someone else initiate
>>145654107
You HAVE to get the jump on him as Rhasta, even if Hex is instant, or he'll rage the moment he sees you and club you to death in 3 hits
BKB piercing stuns lessen that worry
>>145654606
Non-allied only I assume?
>>145654596
fuck off alan
A whole week before we get to see shitrekt and EG go down down down.
>>145654753
Nah all. Also the projectiles resume once chronosphere ends.
Who /hype/ here?
>>145655157
but the reason chronosphere is good is because your allies like skywrath mage can get a full ult off without any issues, why would i pay 4200 gold to remove that ability
threadly reminder that if you sre not a dotard you should this thread at once
>>145655227
Are you drunk, nerd?
>>145655225
But anon, think about how it would work, you'd still get all the damage, it'd just be delayed until the chrono ended and come all in one go.
>>145655227
Would you lick up TA's smegma?
>>145654107
The real question is where are the bloodseeker counter picks?
Ever played against a bloodseeker when you were naix? Its infuriating
>>145655350
So your enemy can use ghosts and euls as it ends instead of dying during the duration?
I LOVE IT
How do we make Slark into a viable professional pick
>>145655440
Stop nerfing him to please reddit
>>145655395
Fuck off, it'd be situational and COOL, unlike, 'eh, it just makes chrono a little longer'
>>145655350
But i'd rather them just die in the chrono without them having the chance of doing anything
>>145655225
Skywrath mage ulti is not a projectile.
>>145655214
Is there a hero more fun than blink dagger kunkka?
>>145655529
>>145655440
valve needs to stop listening to reddit
>pick riki
>win
lmfao this game is busted dotards i wish i could say im joking but nope thats just it
why do you play this game?
do you perhaps wish togo pro?
>>145655682
being a dota pro would be great. but i know ill never be good enough so i just play for fun
>>145655682
But I don't play
I just come here in the hopes that one day there will be a patch to revert gold and XP changes and I can go back to playing death prophetFor fun
>>145655682
To fill the void in my life that nags away at me, making me realize that all existence is pointless.
>>145655727
EE and rtz are pros
1 more win and im 5k
are you with me guys?
>>145655772
Who cares, 5k today is like 4k a year ago
>>145655770
but im not a retarded weeb or listen to meme rap so i could never be as popular
Should I start playing ranked again or wait until I get into very high skill?
Last ranked match was around 3 years ago and I landed at 3066. My unranked matches are "high" skill but my winrate this patch has been 71%.
>>145655849
just be d2g's guy
But why dont you try to git gudder and become the next 9k god like miracle- ?
Reminder: Forced 50% is a real thing.
>>145655906
70% at around 20 games btw
>>145655317
>have typo
>get called drunk
nice r9k neets doturds
>>145655374
of course not
are you gay?
>>145655915
military service is going to cuck me out of gitting gud for the next 6 months
>>145655374
everyday
>>145655798
i care
there are more 4k than 5k anyway
>>145655649
>invisibility = invincibility
no matter what role i play i am always the only person to buy detection, its pure cancer to play against
i wonder if beyond 5k is the same
>>145656124
im literally so sorry
theres always ONE fucking guy on the other team whos smart enough to buy sentries and no one else knows they exist so i just buy gem and qb all of their sentries and they cant do anything about it
>>145656124
if you see him it doesnt mean you can kill him
>glimpse everything
>get kills
EXPLAIN THIS DOTARDS
>>145656367
Supports can't be OP winky_face.tff
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
>teammate flaming all game
>check profile
>see this
every time
>tfw no Ahri in dotes
>ask teammate to deward sentry in mid
>he drops sentry
>right clicks it despite having tangos
>enemy mid instantly eats our sentry
jesus FUCK
>play dota
>lose
>go outside and have fun
>win
explain this dotards
>>145656483
he chose a pretty shitty hero to spam and expect to win
>>145656523
Today I was playing cm before the game started I went mid to place my sentry
I saw the enemy omni had two sentries
I placed the sentry mid lane and saw his obs
I immediately tangoed it
He places a sentry and started hitting my sentry
I ate his sentry
He places his last sentry and eats my sentry I place my first sentry and eat his sentry
That felt good
After a while he abandoned haha
>>145656653
>message them after game
>"haha i am asshole I like losing"
everytime
>>145655392
>bloodseeker ulties naix
>naix infests a nearby creep
?
blink dagger is now removed from the game
what happens?
>>145657083
I uninstall it
DOTARDS?????????DOTURDS AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145657083
Puck is even shittier
>>145646290
>>145646290
>>145646290
Answer this dotababs.
>>145657083
Summoner spells introduced to the game
>>145657083
I quit
>>145657171
>buying lotus to reflect damage
But I guess there is some overlap, blademail got buffed into being a strong item and Lotus is still a bit too situational and weak.
>>145656992
>naix is spending the whole teamfight inside a creep
>>145657171
This had to be bait but I'll reply anyway
Lotus returns the spell in its entirety instead of just the damage (so stuns, slows, tracks, etc) and provides a very useful purge that removes things like stuns
>>145657310
Lotus is the best anti-throwing item for Pos2-4 in the game
It exists to save your carry when he gets Sheep'd or some other hard disable
>just finished 3 starring all the quest
>realize I'm bored as fuck
>realize I don't watch movies or tv
>realize I don't watch anime or mango
>realize i don't play any other videogames
>realize I don't go outside besides for school
>realize I have nothing to live for
Another summer on 4chan I guess
>>145657716
>tfw just took a 90 minute walk outside when it was raining like hell
great stuff desu
>Sonneiko's camera movements
duuuuuuuude
>>145657716
>>realize I have nothing to live for
I know this feel.
It isn't a good feel.
>>145657774
>tfw no comfy rain jacket to walk in
if you have to carry your entire team with a support because tards always rage if they dont get to play their favorite core and pve creeps with no fucking clue what they are doing and they have never tried to play support so they will go afk jungle if you dont go pos 5
which one do you pick
>>145657923
The one true king
>>145657716
the only meaning with life is to keep your brain busy doing stuff so it doesnt realise that life is pointless
>>145657923
bounty
>>145657923
bane, lion, or venge
>mfw I've won
>>145657923
Bounty hunter or riki
They'll always want kills, might as well give it to them on a silver platter.
>>145657923
This hits too close to home.
>put on anime avatar
>pick crystal maiden
>be very nice in chat
>people just congratulate me and tell me well done whenever I do anything because they think im a qt girl
>>145658151
Was getting cheesed out twice part of your keikaku?
>>145657923
anything if your good enough
>>145658250
Man I can call out prodota drafts and how their game will progress but I'm complete shit at dota
>>145658281
pro meta != pub meta
>>145658250
>high skill
>absolute shit
Why is the scene so gay
>>145658250
>unranked
>high skill
youre absolute garbage dont forget that
>>145657923
Omniknight or oracle. Sometimes Io if we've got a competent CK, tiny, or ursa. Wyvern, treant, cm, and kotl for variety.
>>145658402
>>145658484
and now the jelly normal skill/2ks come out
>>145658407
I don't know to be quite honest familia, but I've come to accept it.
Based Kelly will be at The Summit when the Swedes vote Alliance in!
>>145658552
you posted your garbage unranked winstreak, cucklord.
m-muh i-im too scared to play ranked t. you
Does literally ANYTHING counter this draft?
Hey
>play support cuck with wards and sentries for early bh/riki rotation, do early ganks and tries to tell people when to push and when to go back
>team get destroyed because even though you have sentries its not enough to not suicide the courier etc
>20 mins in, lion where is your blink? nice farm shitter
>low prio
nice system valve
who /ARTEEZY/ here?
>>145658823
cute
>>145658619
>Thus, the pehlivan aims to control his opponent by putting his arm through the latter's kisbet.
What the fuck Turkey
>>145657858
where are you watching sonneiko?
>>145658901
Maybe it feels really good. Could explain why TS has not disbanded yet.
>>145658901
It's the water there. Greeks are gay as fuck because of it as well.
>play bad
>win game
>play good
>lose game
What is worse, dotards?
>>145658732
blink bots refresher 3 rapiers on THE ONLY KING THAT MATTERS
>>145659031
Definitely >play bad win game. Nothing feels worse than knowing you contributed nothing to the team.
>>145659031
playing like shit and getting carried is worst feel
>tfw our girl Matu not streaming
>>145659280
hes playing though
>>145646290
>>145657171
>Applies a shield to the target unit which re-casts most targeted spells back to their caster.
>re-casts most targeted spells back to their caster.
>Instant spells ALWAYS damage the caster before Lotus effected(Culling blade, Brain Sap, etc)
>Duration: 6
>Cast Range: 900 (!!!!!)
Okay, so ANY HERO blinks in and do something. After that, the hero is Lotused. Its another EHP leverage multiplier. It means instead of Lina throwing her nukes, Lina dies to her own Nukes.
And it can be combined with Blademail.
>>145658715
post your dotabuff then, prove you are not 2k, ill wait
>>145658212
Get a voice changer and you'll get all the friend invites and items you'll ever want.
>>145648665
>4 (four) cores
You asked for it, 1k shitter.
>Very High Skill
>>145658823
so theyre doing the EU qualfier then
>>145659371
laguna isn't instant
>>145659031
Winning feels neutral at worst. I don't care if I went 0-20-0 as the 1 position as long as I win.
Losing is always shit. Doesn't matter if I played amazing or shit, doesn't matter if it was a close game or a stomp, it's just shit.
>>145659538
Laguna isn't a projectile. Its "instant".
Storm Hammer and Spirit Lance is projectiles, they get reflected. Laguna just gets reflected and deals damage first on caster.
>every single part of every new set coming out is mythical
Nice job valve
>>145659635
laguna has a delay after u cast until it hits the target, same for finger
They're dogeable
>>145651728
>Ember Spirit
>Phantom Lancer (yes)
>Dazzle
>
>Axe
>Timbersaw
>Sand King
>Bane
>Lyralei
>>>>>>>
>Wind Ranger (started spamming her last week, got a Rampage)
>There are people that still max Spirits over Sunray
what do you do after you 3 star all the quests?
>winrate getting higher everyday
>pros started picking him again
Is troll back?
>>145657923
omniknight
cast repel its the best skill in the game
>>145659635
The travel is instant but the damage is only applied after a small delay is what I meant
>>145657083
Heroes picked goes down from 95/111 to 45/111
>>145659635
lagune DOES have a projectile
>>145657083
the game becomes worse
>>145659635
>>145659730
The visual effect hits instantly, and the spell is not disjointable, but the damage is applied after .25 seconds, letting certain spells like Disruption, Phase Shift and Astral Imprisonment block the damage.
>>145658619
what the fuck is this
turkish oil wrestling?
>>145658715
still waiting on that dotabuff
I hope reddit complains about your favorite hero to the point that they get nerfed into oblivion.
Reminder that n0tail brought his gf to the major too so that not an excuse for EG.
>>145659473
>implying there's any good free voice changers
i thought saksa was sockschka aka paris aka "stun the boar" for an embarrassingly long amount of time
>>145660298me too
>>145660293
If you can't get a hold of a good voice changer program for "free" then you don't deserve its benefits.
>>145660298
>i thought some literally who was a slightly less literally who for blabla
don't lose sleep over it m8
Does anyone on eu wanna play some games together? Normal, customs, anything?
>>145660298
It's fine because casters couldn't say his name right for months.
WHEN EWILL BRWEMASTJER BE GOOD AIGGNA?
>>145660583
When someone makes a good item set for him
>>145660583
When reddit thinks its a good time to say so
Which is never, they don't like him.
>>145660186
>notail
>relevant in his team
KEK
>>145660458try the discordNo i dont have it
>Sing @Sing2X 40s40 seconds ago
>We got our own little shekel boy now
What did he mean by this?
>>145660797
>anon
>having any idea how og works as a team
>>145660938
the jidf is going to murder comewithme
>>145660984
i just wanted an excuse to post the pic
>>145660897
I am there already but it's just shitposting
someone posta__webm, you know the one
>>145661191
gotchu
>>145661191
>tfw your phone can't handle weebums
>>145641258
Don't
Aggro dual lanes have been OP in pubs for many, many metas since most people can barely pick strong enough dual safelanes to win against a solo.
Also saying "Pick lategame since retards can't finish the game" is some 2014 shit, these days it's "crush the retards early game and snowball", so no one wants you to be a backup core in the jungle, even if you'll be like a legion who fucks retards after she gets her blink, if you can be a support with a stun that slays retards and makes sure your retards get a good start
>>145661191
>>145661191
>>145661191
>>145661191
>enter captains mode
>enemy qop feeds our mid because his AA was stealing some creeps
ez +23
>>145651728
>carry: arc warden
>hard carry: arc warden
>support: winter wyvern
>hard support: winter wyvern
>durable: timbersaw
>nuker: tinker
>initiator: tinker
>disabler: winter wyvern
>waifu/husbando: arc warden
>LoL champion: dont know any desu
>favorite hero in general: arc warden
guess my mmr
>>145661191
>>145661407
https://i.imgur.com/LL5OOJO.jpg
wew muh dick
Why are the sister's so lewd guys?
>>145661645
>those thin, long limbs
>that pose
Could he look any more autistic?
>>145661609
anyone know if they're real?
Anyone got better angles?
>>145661609
>There was a time when dotards worshiped this
I'm glad those days are over.
>>145660186
>FLIPFLOPS
>>145661756
DELETE THIS
RYALI IS PURE
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145661817
>worship
Dunno man but i'd still dick her.
Also it's better they worship that over Sheever or some shit
>>145661767
>[audience clapping loudly]
>>145659813
I hope not. 130 games 70% winrate troll, been my stable pick this patch besides Slark, I'd rather get the "troll pick??" than "troll op nerf"
>>145651728
Carry: CK
Hard carry: CK
Support: Ogre Magi
Hard support: Witch Doctor
Durable: Tidehunter
Nuker: Techies
Initiator: Magnus
Disabler: Earthshaker
Waifu: Luna
LoL Champion: Brand/Malphite/J4/Malzahar
Favorite Hero in general: Techies
>>145661756
>Lina took it deeper than CM
CM confirmed the purest sister
>>145661609
Who the fuck is this
>>145661191
>dota
>competetive game
>>145661756
i request more on this subject
forscience
STACKED FUCKING GAME DOTARDS
>>145662003
>implying luck isnt a skill
>>145661609
wanst this bitch much skinnier? how is she so fat?
>>145662062
>nipple
DELETE THIS
>>145661995
some streamer/ex-streamer. PPD may have banged her at some afterparty if the pics are to be trusted
>>145662071
7.6K MMR AVERAGE GAME
NICE FUCKING GAME DOTARDS
>>145661191
Never before seen Arteezy footage
>>145662124
I DIDN'T KNOW
>>145662216
lmao he deleted it the absolute cuck
What did he mean by this?
>>145661191
why isnt your community as fun as this dotards
>>145662195
>>145661969
>cm still sucking on it to drink the cum
Confirmed purest slut
>>145662003
I miss backtrack
what went wrong? i was the brood
>>145662349
>Getting all the protein that she can so she lives a healthy life
Yeaaaaah there's definitely something wrong with that, sheesh.
>>145662195
I actually love that games edgy humor. Underrated for sure.
>>145652742
I have absolutely zero socializing skill with women, and as soon as I mentioned my liking of 70's prog, or video games in general, they'd be asking for a cab.
>>145662432
>Read about this but haven't seen it
>Actually said "Nope" and moved my mouse off it when the floor opened up at the end
>>145652742
First to love another one, you need to love yourself, and I hate myself.
>>145661191
>>145662591
You'll find your Dota playing, prog listening woman one day anon.
>>145662679
fuck off tv
>>145662452
midas manaboot at 14 minutes is not that bad
>>145662591
Because you don't bring that kind of stuff up immediately. Ask them questions, keep things fun and light. If they ask, answer, but don't bring it up if it wasn't asked.
>>145662781
Maybe in another dimension, but thanks anyway.
Off-topic: ITCOTCK is good, but I sorta prefer Lizard. I like the jazzy feel a lot more.
>>145662745
>be american
>get shot
>>145662760
>China is building giant human meat grinders camouflaged as stairs
so this is how they deal with the population problem...interesting
>>145662452
>good net worth
>team winning
>0 deaths 2 assists
What's wrong with this exactly?
>meanwhile arteeshit is 2/6
>>145663025
I was just surprised.
>>145642207
Wrong. After tax cut, blizzard fee and other bullshit they would barely reach 200k dollaridoos.
tee. urafaget
>>145661789
http://imgur.com/a/w42Uu
A shame she didn't do her shoot a few months earlier t b h
>>145663097
Fair enough
Just realised
>Matumbamalch has 273 last hits 25 minutes in
>>145663143
>playboy
>no nipples
When did it all go so wrong?
>>145663243
This Puppey Elder Titan is ridiculous
well him and Magnus keeping Radiant in the game
>>145663275
who gives a fuck, horny shit-kid
>>145662876
I wouldn't know what to ask, and I don't know where to begin to talk to women I haven't ever met.
holy shit this game
>>145663414
Do you mean THIS game?
>>145663493
yeah, THAT game
>>145663396
that's rude anon.
What's wrong with being horny?
>>145663414
>>145663493
Anyone streaming that game?
What went wrong?
>>145663414
>>145663493
>>145663531
radiant team can never win, they don't have ADC
THIS IS FUCKING CRAZYYY
>>145663016
Sinkholes also started appearing around China.
Attacker is
>>145663603
>basing your game off tf2; a failure
>making a game designed to jerk off to
what was ever right?
>>145663593
attacker, but he was playing some super cancer music before I closed the stream
is attacker listening to music from red alert lmfao
based
>>145663603
They woke up, and said "Wait, why the fuck am I playing a Blizzard game that isn't WC3, or Diablo 2? Fuck this shit."
>>145663641
>>145663493
What is so special about this game?
>>145663603
i thought the game have 10 ballion player that's more player then dotuh 2 daily active player.....what's going on here??...
>>145663778
7.6k mmr game with bulba, matumba, 1437, puppey, rtz, attacker, qojqva
>Only 6k lead
>>145663641
What is this?
>>145663854
is heen matumba
>>145663825
it's literally just tf2 reskinned
>>145651169
It's almost as if ABADDON is not a carry but a support.
>Valve quality control.
>>145663918
Alchemist is Matumbaman, so yes
>>145662071
>>145662071
>>145662071
check that
>>145663825
they're busy playing instead of watching :D
>learn meepo
Dominate every game
>learn es
6/3/43
I love learning difficult heroes and playing off people's unfamiliarity with them. Invoker is pretty well known, who's a fun, hard hero /d2g/?
>>145664054
visage? Kunkka? LD?
>>145664054
visage??
>>145664054
how are people unfamiliar with ES or meepo?
Their spells aren't exactly rocket scinece
>>145664054
Kunkka in a way
>>145661191
so this meme only works during yuro hours
this shit never works during NA time
yuro based memers
>>145664186
>he thinks they're spells determine how hard a hero is
>>145664186
I'm1k
>GO FOR MY FUCKING PINGS
Puppey is mean....
Whats the difference between a dotard and a doturd?
>>145664281
>hard to learn means hard to play against
Nice meme
>>145664054
play the bat stone thingy dude he's by far the worst heroes i've ever play i don't know how this shit heroes works that's when i give up and became wraith king little peasent!!.....feels good man
>Attackers team picks no ADC
>They sit in base for 45 minutes trying to defend until they eventually lose
This is why you pick ADC
what if aether's could increase aoe
>>145664170
>press w to win
>hard
>>145664410
Where/when did I say that?
>>145664156
>>145664170
I'll pick him up, thanks guys
>>145664480
really thanks for the tips dudester!!....
>>145664438
who's adc
>>145664580
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/ADC
>>145664580
alch/drow/chaos knight
>>145664653
huh this isn't lol
>Actually picking Mirana in 7.6k MMR average game
>>145664438
T.MOBAFAG
rofl
>needing to spam heroes
nice crutch shitters
>>145664782
>unranked
okay kid
>>145664735
hey puppey can you just tell us what you were thinking when making that new secret roster
>>145664782
>unranked
i'm actually triggered holy shit can you not post anything ever please dude jeesus fuck
>>145664694
Or IS it???
who's watching ee stream
>>145664704
Would've been fine if he didn't go for a fucking eblade dagon memebuild
>>145664885
woulda been fine if he didn't random, and wasn't rtz
lul
>>145664880
who?
>>145664880
last time i checked dota wasn't a dead game so no
>>145664824
fuck off kretin
>>145662452
Those are all safe items.
A 3k player would have trouble finishing Midas alone by 10 minute.
That tide has tons of levels, 5k net worth, bought a lot of useful items, and is half way to blink.
>>145665004
>>145665004
>A 3k player would have trouble finishing Midas alone by 10 minute.
Anyone that can a-click their hero and eat tango/use IT can get 7 minute midas
its actually mathematically impossible to fail at this
>>145664880
What's the url?
I'm on /act/secret2016.html but that's not working in livestreamer
I wish there was a 'revenge match' option at the scoreboard. You could vote if you want to play with same teams another match (this wouldn't give hats or mmr to stop abuse)
>>145665174
You need pandatv plugin for livestreamer from github
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/fatdeer/livestreamer/5f18a0f6694a3994b47bf6c7e10fc889e9f047f7/src/livestreamer/plugins/pandatv.py
Copy it to where all the other .py plugin files are (twitch.py etc)
The stream URLs can be found in http://www.panda.tv/cate/dota2
>play carry
>get stunned
>ulted
>focused
>die
>every fight
>get reported for feeding
>>145665387
>go to panda
>dota 1 everywhere
wew lads
Is this DotA 2 on the frontpage of Twitch with that new battle overlay thing I've been hearing about?
>>145665423
>play carry
>can't into positionning
>can't into game awareness
>can't into bkb
>feed
hmm
>>145657140
well there is no starcraft 2 general
>>145665261
>now finally saying no re at game end matters
>>145665504
Nigga bkb doesn't stop beastmasers ult and sven and ursa focusing you.
>>145665620
Stop farming on the other side of map alone.
>Tfw the team is coming back together
>>145665735
Are you fucking retarded? I blogged you my exact situation, why the fuck are you thinking i was farming on the other side of the map alone? kys
How is the game in ee stream so smooth? I can get 120fps ingame but still there is some latency
>>145665620
kys shitter
>Dotards will never get plays of this incredible level
Lmao can you even steal dragon in dotard?
>>145665261
implying anyone would lose time with a rematch that doesnt count towards mmr
>>145666079
>can attack it outside it's pit
???
>>145666079
>LoL """""""replay"""""""
GUESS ILL NEVER KNOW WHAT THE GREAT PLAY WAS
MAYBE THEY'LL CODE A PROPER SYSTEM NEXT YEAR LIKE THEY'VE BEEN PROMISING
Reminder that offlane treeman is the future
>>145666079
>no one dies
>everyone just runs away
nice game lolbambinos
>>145666249
But Teqoia the Nature prophet is already played offlane
>>145666079
Why is the webm so shit?
What is going?
Is the play that the dragon got killed by the other guys?
>>145646632
funn1k's face when no one to hug LOL, funn1k is pepe
>>145665464
How the fuck are there so many chinks still playing WC3 Dota?
There's no way it's because they're still using 15 year old PCs right? There has to be some other reason.
>replying to LoLbab bait
I swear to god I watched like 8 RTZ games and in all of them he just fucking plays like a scrub
>>145666079
>r-r-r-rr--r-rr-e-e-e-e-e-p-p-p-p-l-l-l-l-a-aa--aa--y-y-y
and this is why no one takes LoL seriously
>>145666594
lol who cares hehe
>>145666594
But, anon, he's the best carry in the world! You just don't know it yet!
>>145666079
I think you had a rendering error along the way, lad.
Can anyone actually understand EE? I swear he mumbles so much that I'm not sure he's speaking english 100% of the time.
>>145666530
nostalgia, good patch, no p2w map, etc
>>145666594
he lost his touch
>>145666851
is this when zai and arteezy broke it off ?
>you will never read lips to understand what he's yelling at them during this time
feels bad man
>EE doing 20 squats for every death he gets
MADMAN
>>145667001
>0:15
>it's over artour, get over it
>>145666851
>p2w map
>this is what shitters believe
>>145666826
Yeah puppey speaks better English than EE.
>>145667094
spot the valvecuck
>>145667090
who is telling him this?
>>145667185
How do you explain the pay to lose immortals then?
>>145667185
spot the 2k poorfag
>>145667215
>cuckold help ganking
even yesp knows supports are cucks
>finally got mad enough to uninstall this shit game
feels bretty good
E S P O R T S
S O O N
>>145667340
>t. 3k shitter
>make a deal with a western popular streamers
>attract western audience to chinese website
>don't make english ui
wow, chinks are really smart aren't they
>Dota is only full of 3rd world shitskins now that OW is out
Yeah this shits over beaners are fucking bad at this game and that's all that play it
>>145667608
Silly anon.
Dota number didn't change at all after overmeme release
If you could change your gender, would you?
>>145645460
how does he toss so fast without even panning his screen to the target?
>>145667764
Its pieliedie pov
>>145667749
Every day that I'm not a cute little girl is suffering.
>>145667931
oh,lol. im a tard. thought there was some secret tiny trick to boost my gameplay
>>145667749
Yes
>>145667749
I'd LITERALLY give my life to be cute girl. Or sell my soul. Sadly no Eldritch forces out there seem to want to make a bargain, I've tried....
>>145667950
>>145668093
>>145668139
What about an ugly girl
>>145668214
Would still be better than being an ugly guy.
>>145668214
LOL
There's no point in being a girl if you can't be cute.
might as well be a boy if I have to be ugly.
>>145667749
literally any time. Im not trannie but jesus being a woman would be great
>League of Legends is dying
>Dota 2 is dead
>Heroes of the Storm is stillborn
Is the MOBA fad finally over?
>>145668214
See
>>145668264
Plus I had the willpower to lose a bunch of weight and work out, if I was a girl with that mindset it would be even more easymode because I'd be a qt cardiobunny eventually.
>>145668139
>tfw even the devil doesn't want your soul
>>145640161
>only 2 game modes for a $40 game
what?
>tfw cant play doto
>i have to work in a shitty office with normies
just end my life senpai
>>145668386
All esports are dead the gaming industry is a failure. The jews got what they wanted and are feeding of the few remaining cattle. Most normal people have moved on from the Video Games meme.
>>145640514
Dude, what's wrong with orc tits?
>>145668630
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
>>145668645
he was just making a point
>Today is...
>Exactly one month since first immortals were released
>Thursday
Today is the day lads. Who is ready for Ogre Magi, Lich, and Bane immortals?
>>145668982
bane?
>>145668630
Why does he wear the mask?
I can't wait to see the invites and stuff
>>145668407
>if I was a girl with that mindset it would be even more easymode because I'd be a qt cardiobunny eventually.
the delusions of some poeple...
Breaking news, EE's stolen Totoro found in unexpected place. PPD claims he "didn du nufn"
>>145669239
>Update
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4odjao/the_real_reason_behind_all_of_this_eg_and_secret/
haha nice meme v.)
>>145669239
fuck off reddit fagot
post some wyvern lewd
>>145669647
Please I need this.
>tfw you cum so hard you fall asleep
https://yasp.co/matches/2440695076/
what went wrong?
I was the enigma
>>145670197
>wrong
but you won?
>>145670572
>that mmr
>those item builds
>his k/d
He's not winning at all
>>145670572
Yes but it wasn't a perfect stomp
>>145670625
Nobody wins in dota
How do i get mechanically good lads
Tired of misclicks and shaky hands when under pressure
>this music
>his constant raging
Is Cancel going after the RTZ audience?
dead thread
post YOUR mid hero and i will guess your mmr
>>145671039
Armlet Lich
>>145671002
Make sure your mouse sensitivity is correct
>>145671029
he already has me since 1 week
so the answer is yes
>>145671039Hey!
>>145671039
K U N K K A
U
N
K
K
A
>>145671039
Necro
>>145671039
Drow Ranger
>random pandas walking across my screen
>loading screens
what even is this website?
>>145671039
lone druid
>>145671039
Ogre McGee
>>145671039
Dazzle
>>145671039
Panda
>>145645118
he's gotta be doing this shit on purpose
>>145671039
Zeus
Post classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5p8_l09rwU
>>145664880
how the fuck can I lower the quality fucking this shit site
>Meepo came out 4 years ago
What happens when two dotards collide?
>>145671039
Invoker
>>145671795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcvfspzx3vM
Hey!
Wat did he mean?
>>145672535
sup
>>145671150
3k
>>145671197
sub 1k
>>145671327
5k
>>145671335
4,5k
>>145671351
2k
>>145671426
4,8k
>>145671443
1k
>>145671476
2k
>>145671607
4,8k
>>145671680
3k
>>145672042
4k
wheres the new thread dotards
>>145673281
It's 20 minutes in the future, retard
>>145673215
lmao jokes on you I don't play the game
>>145671039
Lina
>Have an exam in 3 hours
>Shitposting in here
>>145673608
one of us
>>145673608
good luck, studying at this point would be pointless anyways better to just relax
>>145673215
I play zeus mid at 4.5k
>>145671039
Phase-Midas Medallion mjolnir oracle
new memes
>>145673862
>>145651728
>>carry
arc warden
>>hard carry
arc warden
>>support
arc warden
>>hard support
goblin techies
>>durable
arc warden
>>nuker
arc warden
>>initiator
arc warden
>>disabler
arc warden
>>145669647
>>145669870
here anons
>>145671795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY