Retro edition
>Stale Bread:
>>145412337
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
1st for my dreams will remain dreams
2nd for puchi
Kill-on-sight list (updated):
>Jamestown players
>GODS players
>UMBK players
>SWAT players
>IGN players
>WEED players
>MP3 players
>FAPS players
>ARMY plauers
>Gang-crew players
>Military-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit-crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a monkey mask
>Anyone wearing a doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a skeletal mask
>Anyone dressed characteristically like an urban hood
>Anyone dressed characteristically like a stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno
>Anyone driving a Z-Type
>Anyone driving a Panto
>Anyone driving a T20
>Anyone driving an Osiris
>Anyone entering a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone entering a Lazer (see: Anyone entering a Hydra)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
4th for never
>>145562094
>why isnt gta 5 this big
Consoles
>>145562119
ps3/360 held them back but current gen could probably handle it.
>>145562094
>All of this empty space
If that empty space would actually be filled. then maybe
>>145562119
Bigger game doesnt mean better game
Fuck driving 20 minutes across the map, unless Rockstar decide to conveniently leave supersonic jets parked on every street corner
>>145562528
Because the map we have now is so great, right?
>>145562094
why would you even want a bigger map? Besides having some new places to explore in the long run it won't really benefit anyone.
The map already feels dead online with 32player lobbies.
>>145562528
>not enjoying comfy as fuck drives on the highways
What are you a faggot?
>>145562504
>>145562528
I think the new areas are a bit oversized compared to SA but the layout and shit is fucking amazing.
>>145562789
Divide it into quadrants and instance them after rescaling the new stuff down by like 30-40%.
Fuck, why not go for 64 players per quadrant? Modern hardware can easily do it, even the consoles shouldn't struggle.
>>145562929
Also this.
This would give planes and boats an actual use.
>>145562630
What it needs is more interior spaces, not more empty desert and forest.
Just Cause has a massive map, but it's bland and boring and requires a jet to get around.
>>145562504
>not wanting miles and miles of sand, dunes and mounts to test the limits of your vehicle
That's what that desert area under Sandy Shores should be.
post webms
>>145563092
>p2p 4x64 mp
yeah nah
>>145563393
>4x
It would be instanced, so 1x.
Each quadrant would be its own session.
>>145562094
>you will never operate inna sandy shores XL
why live?
Is there any point in having more than one warehouse?
>>145563807
avoiding cooldowns
>>145563807
Yes
>>145563807
Timers are per warehouse, so you can avoid those and keep doing missions instead of waiting.
>>145564039
>>145564125
Cooldowns are like 3 minutes though
>>145564198
3 minutes that you could have minions out there collecting crates for you.
>>145564234
>not doing it solo
>>145564331
>Not being a true CEO and forcing others to work for you while you do jack shit
treat your puchi well
>assistant tells me about a hot deal i should totally rub my dick on
>it's actually legit this time
>get to warehouse
>black screen
>"ok i'll wait"
>power cut because thunderstorm
fuck my shitty nigger life cunt cunt cuntcuntcunt
>>145565054
if it's any consolation, that black screen was probably an infinite one, the servers are fucking choking lately.
>securoserv based update
>no securoserv body armor
>no securoserv snacks
>no securoserv ammo
>>145565054
>roommate recently unemployed
>havent been able to shit in private
>cant crack open pieces of ass
you dont know shit about fuck
>>145563092
>Fuck, why not go for 64 players per quadrant? Modern hardware can easily do it, even the consoles shouldn't struggle.
Nigger have you played GTA? "Modern hardware" could handle thousands of players on a single server.
Rockstar can't into netcode though and they're literal jews that still unironically use P2P, 32 players barely works in this game.
Someone just blew up my titan with 111 crates in it.
I'm pissed.
>>145566535
gg no re
>>145564521
Should I feel bad at all for doing this?
Never actually tried before, don't know if it can start with me just dicking around in my office
>>145566535
Just close ports and try loading a public session, puts me in one by myself usually
>>145567335
I actually did, but didn't notice that they joined when I was in the middle of the delivery, then flew up in a hydra and buttfucked me
>>145567335
Doing a job like that seems risky completely solo, considering there can be NPC helicopters. You'd need to land the Titan and then shoot them down.
>>145567150
Dont feel bad, wagies that slave away dont have feelings
You dont have to leave the office at all for the work to start.
>>145567414
Try free aim lobbies
>>145567550
Isn't it free aim by default on PC?
>>145567414
Firewall UDP port 6672 both inbound and outbound, then join a new session. Literally impossible to join you.
>>145567661
Huh, didn't know of that. I was just pulling ethernet for 20-30 seconds to force a lobby drop.
>>145567806
This guide works, if you also do it for inbound.
https://imgur.com/a/3ju3z
>>145567601
>He doesn't even know what aim setting he's in
>>145569068
Never bothered to check, I play with KB+M anyway so doesn't really affect me.
Is it better to buy a warehouse close to your office or somewhere away from everything in industrial area?
>>145569246
I know you never bothered to check, that's why you look like an idiot.
>>145569321
Hey man, there's no reason to be insulting
>>145569263
I think having it nearby is convenient. Though you can just buy a high-end apartment near your office and start a heist for fast-travel even if it's far.
>>145569263
I'd look more for how accessible it is for helicopters and vans. The only time you need to travel between warehouse and office is if you have done a delivery, and then there's a cooldown for that warehouse.
>>145558357
Just read this now.
No prob, famalam.
cute, CUTE!
>>145563376
>>145571335
get out.
>>145570937
not cute at all
>>145571838
>kuruma
>>145571838
>its supposed to look like mettaton
No.
xth for honk, awoo, and 2x TXAA w/ 0.5 frame scaling at 800x600 16:9 ratio just a bit to 60 hz.
God, this playerbase is such garbage.
>>145572685
>console aiming
>>145570937
>>145571838
That thing looks gross
>>145570937
>>145571838
fuck off.
>>145573983
>You will never be her
>>145574141
you still play? I thought you where dead.
>>145574141
>her
>>145574467
>where
>>145574734
*were
>being bullied by my sempai
kill me already.
>>145574141
Why the fuck did you come back furfag?
>>145570937
>>145571838
Hey thanks
>>145576564
update
Lovin' the new batmobile
>>145577304
>people still doing fleeca
>>145577304
>yellow batmobile
the picnic
THE PICNIC
Just a heads up for those of you blocking ports to get easy crate missions, apparently people are starting to get banned for doing this so perhaps you should stop.
>>145578893
[citation needed]
>>145577304
the new car is already out?
>>145577464
>Not doing the best heist
>>145578893
>banning people for their firewall settings
oy vey goyim let me inject my hot code load into your tight little hard drive, OR ELSE
Higgus is a pedo.
>>145572685
>dollar wheels
>fedora
>aposematism secondary color
>>145561257
add DERP crew to this list
>in session alone
>2 DERP members join
>minding own business for 10 minutes
>votekicked mid-sightseer
fuck this gay earth.
>>145580259
>second one from the left
>second one from the right
Was the creator of this image really that starved for examples that he had to include those? What's so special about them?
>>145561257
>>Anyone driving an Osiris
>>Anyone operating a Savage
but why
>>145562094
Have a bigger one
I wouldn't mind gta 6 being that big but we would need to have fast travel option so when you are actually trying to get to places fast
I don't know what it is but I've always liked big open areas and that desert makes my dick diamonds exspecially that part that's ripped from mars picture(s) reminds me of mad max shit
and the swamp area would be fucking fantastic just to chill and hunt animals
>inb4 animals in online
let man have some hope in this shit world
>>145580543
Kill on sight list is a meme, I mean you should kill most of the people on the list but its a meme
It is a shame you can't ditch the basic pistol in your gun locker
>>145580543
>fast travel option so when you are actually trying to get to places fast
AIRPORTS
>>145580828
dropping it and buying a new one fixed that for me
>>145580828
Except you can, but I don't know why you would want to have that shitty cyanide pill animation.
>>145581103
Thanks, that worked.
>>145581581
Didn't have the option until I did what the person above you said.
>>145580828
Excellent
>>145580543
>Osirs
I bought couple Osiris' to launder hckerbux while back. I use it on deliveries to hit griefers with a bigger bill than my costs.
>you will never dress this /fa/ in-game or IRL
>>145580543
>all of what you said
yes please
Though fasttravel wouldn't really be needed, just make planes fly at actual speeds.
Las Venturas Expansion when ?
>>145583478
Never
>>145581581
>killing yourself
>>145584135
>dealing with shitty middle of nowhere spawns
>>145583232
>implying I'm not already /fa/
I don't post pics of my fits on 4chan tho. I always get a stalker.
>>145583232
>>145585310
shut the fuck up
>>145586605
make me, lmao hahaha got you good xD
>>145560527
late get for /GTAG/'s OTP
>>145580543
>Those green mountain ranges and the lakes in them
>that dam
>all those possible "easter eggs" they could hide in something like this
>just to chill and hunt animals
I want it too much
I need help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ0zbnTCRwQ
>>145586906
Go get 'married' to Pea already, faggot.
>>145580828
Works on Xbone :^). Since it only hides it from the inventory as well you can still kill yourself with it.
>>145580487
he was probably fixated on the problem specs
higgus is a beta nu-male cuckold.
>>145572037
>when she look you dead in the eye while you suck and you blazed as fuck
>>145587487
>Lying on the internet
>>145587507
Problem specs? Like glasses? Those seem like some pretty average-ass glasses if so. Same deal.
>>145587761
>>145578893
honestly that'd be the last straw for me
i don't think i can go back to grinding pacstan
>>145588371
Goodbye then
Do we know how effective it is to report someone for "exploits" on PS4?
>>145586827
fuck off retard, holy Christ kill yourself.
>>145588458
>Reporting
>Doing anything
>tfw people realise you're a clumsy cunt and stop inviting you to heists
Good call, frankly.
>>145589354
i wanna smell your farts
>>145587285
>marrying a coalburner
>>145589354
It's okay to be clumsy. You just have to know how to laugh it off.
So can we have bandanas without the stupid snapback+hipster shades now?
>>145590115
Crafty is cute!
CUTE!
the tranny attention whoring in this thread is one of the many reasons GTAG is no better than IGN crew now.
pls add
Yoghurt4C
PC GTAGignore the shitter cars
>>145590249
Last I checked it was easy to get them off but you look like a retard under them
>>145590450
Shitty comparisons like this are one of many reasons why nobody will ever take you or your opinions seriously.
So is the Bullpup Rifle made crap by the drum mags for the other assault rifles?
>>145590497
but they're all shitter cars
>>145590249
yes.
>>145590497
Kicked from crew.
>>145590620
without glitching I mean.
>>145590596
that's why I'm asking
>>145590650
I demand a second chance
>>145590575
Fuck off tranny. Go ERP somewhere else.
>>145590776
no. thats too much fun.
>>145590910
Now you just look like a retard.
>>145590928
Are you fucking kidding me. I pulled >>145590249
straight off social club. R* continues to blow my mind.
Why does R* even bother patching glitches to keep the plate carrier+ hat-less bandana instead of just making them buying items.
>>145591003
I dont care what you think you stupid tranny. Fuck off.
>>145590798
CYKA BLYAT
>>145590497
>blew money on a Benny car and FMJ instead of a 10 car garage
>>145591385
devil's advocate, that's probably his pacific standard garage since there's a kuruma in there
question about buying different offices because i couldnt find it on any memeforums from google: can you purchase multiple offices or only own one? Also if buying a replacement office does it work as if you were swapping out apartments with the trade in discount?
>>145590497
Gotcha
I don't wanna see that kuruma outside of that garage.
>>145590594
yes, unfortunately
the carbine rifle is useful again though so it balances out
>>145591914
It's been collecting dust ever since I've stopped doing pacific standard runs
>tfw GTAO will never be as good as it could be because R* is too focused on creating a grind rather than making interesting content
>>145591713
only one
>>145591914
Also I'm rejecting every single current request to the crew just to clean up the manage crew page.
>>145591713
only one
you buy full price each time
if the base price of one office is higher than another, all you pay for is the view
Depending on how much you sell does sale price go above 16k per crate, in medium warehouse at least?
>>145589354
>tfw you fuck up because you're always looking sideways
>>145593183
Get cucked, kiddo
>>145592995
>that squad car in the back anticipating
>>145593183
>attacking an unarmed helicopter
do it again irl
anybody have a quick fix for this? It's been like this for 2 days now and I am signed in on the social club.
>>145593254
>he didn't link the right one.
>>145593560
You don't even know who Omar is, if you were in that session you would have done it yourself/
>>145594013
>Not knowing who Omar is
>it's a troubleshooting tells you to reinstall your drivers and restart your PC episode
>>145567150
You can't do it anymore unless you find some real retards.
One week in and people are already starting to realize being an associate is pointless.
>>145594439
>He doesn't reinstall his drivers and restart his PC every hour.
It's like you want completely unrelated issues to happen.
>>145594659
Is there any talk of Rockstar actually remedying this problem? I don't read any of their official outlets so I wouldn't know but it seems absolutely insane to me that they would leave absolutely no incentive for associates other than 5-10k every half hour. I mean, everyone everywhere has to be complaining about this, no?
>>145594148
nobody cares about that faggot
Mouzone was cooler
>>145583478
>expansion
They would be better off focusing on a bigger Las Venturas on its own in a separate game.
Anyone else disappointed with FMJ? It's engine sound feels so mismatched compared to what it draws inspiration from irl. I was expecting a much more guttural engine note rather than the high pitched one they went with.
post characters
Pls game
>>145595370
All this time and you still post this boring as shit "outfit"
>>145595370
>>145593673
Seems like you should check out their GTA Online Connection troubleshooting at http://rsg.mc/connect.
>>145591713
WHY IS YOUR SECRETARY HOTTER THAN MINE?
>>145595564
>No gun
Pussy.
>>145596172
say that to my face
>>145596240
I can't with that shitty mask on mate.
>>145596172
>Needing a gun to project your power
Omega as fuck
>>145596240
>he doesn't have a box magazine on his compact rifle
pffahahaha
>>145596390
You can't buy a box mag for the compact
>>145596172
Quickly, anon!
What's cooler? Saying "fuck you" or "I don't argue with dead men"?
>>145596454
drum, box, whatever you can and you didn't
>>145596519
Neither. "You're gonna be just like my soul" is far cooler.
do i really want the Bestia?
>>145596390
picture was before update
>>145596312
>red fox mask
>shit
'no'
>>145596454
you can buy a drum magazine tho and it's 100 rounds, literally no reason not to
>>145596573
>>145597121
drum mag isn't a box mag ;)
>>145596970
>furry mask
>not shit
Choose one.
>>145597239
t. airsoft helmet
So what's the go with Special Item purchases? I've gotten at least five calls and only the very first time was it legit. Every other time has been a waste of time flying to my office to see the same old crate selections.
>>145597239
disdain for plebs
>>145597232
Rockstar must have some sort of algorithm so ron always calls you at the worst fucking moments
>>145597740
For me it's always Martin calling to tell me I'm ignoring him.
>>145597740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HF_8yVCxBs&feature=youtu.be
r8 and h8
>>145598082
ant/10
Can we kick Pea already?
>>145597951
so very rude
>>145598310
No, it was part of the roleplay.
>>145598082
>wearing the special needs helmet
0/10
>>145598530
>roleplay
You guys are fucking autistic
>>145598530
I'll roleplay as a serial killer who only hunts down /gtag/ members but you can't kick me for crewkilling because i'm only roleplaying!!!!
>>145598760
Its a /vg/ general. Did you expect anything less?
>>145598958
gonna do this desu
>>145598958
Someone else has to agree the roleplay for that to be considered a valid excuse. Roleplaying a rape scenario doesn't fly in court if the other party never said yes.
So now that you can customize your weapon wheel, what are the best weapons to keep?
Pistol - AP Pistol (I assume that's the only one worth while.)
SMG/MG - Micro SMG + Combat MG (SMG just for a 2nd drive-by gun.)
AR - ? + Compact for driveby (I really favored the bullpup, but drum mags, what do.)
Sniper - Heavy/Marksman
Melee - ? (Bottle)
Shotguns - ? (I'd probably keep one for driveby on bikes)
Heavy - All
Grenades - Frag, Sticky, Proxy
I'm really new to GTAO PS4. Hoping to join this crew so I can actually get good and not get shit on by randoms.
>>145598958
And then everyone else will "roleplay" as people who gang up and fuck your ass every session you're ever in.
>>145599120
>micro SMG instead of the TEC-9
>heavy shitter rifle and marksman shitter rifle instead of silenced default sniper and heavy for taking down aircraft
>keeping all heavy weapons instead of getting rid of the fireworks launcher and GL
bad
>>145599120
>Micro SMG
pffffttttt
>>145591914
Kek, I rejected him once already because kuruma + russia.
>>145599120
>Pistol - AP Pistol (I assume that's the only one worth while.)
Revolver has its uses. Standard pistol for the suicide animation.
>SMG/MG - Micro SMG + Combat MG (SMG just for a 2nd drive-by gun.)
Why would you want another gun cluttering your in-vehicle weapon scrolling? It's inferior to the AP, get rid of that shit.
>AR - ? + Compact for driveby (I really favored the bullpup, but drum mags, what do.)
Something with a silencer maybe.
>Shotguns - ? (I'd probably keep one for driveby on bikes)
Assault. Always.
>>145599120
Could this list be any more wrong?
>all the higgus discussion on the discord
You poor, poor souls.
>>145599261
>>145599281
I does the TEC-9 get a drum mag now?
And why the default sniper?
I use the GL sometimes. ;_;
>>145599313
kick ezek then desu
more cancerous than any russian and a kuruma shitter
>>145599127
>Hoping to join this crew so I can actually get good
Hate to say it, but that's not happen. Best case scenario, they just carry your dead weight. You can't teach getting good.
>>145599430
>discord
Fuck off
>>145597409
>>145596970
LIEK TO HURT PPL XDDD LE EPIC HOTLINE SYNTHWAVE GOSLING MEME xDDD
Fucking kids.
>>145599373
That is why I'm asking anon.
>>145599317
Hasn't the Assault been nerfed to the death?
>>145599462
yes the tec has a drum mag
default sniper because having a sniper that doesn't get every cop in the city on your ass for attacking someone is nice, and heavy is for shitter that can't headshot but that's just my onion
>>145595370
>>145599620
Well that's good news about the tec-9.
I guess I just never have any trouble with cops when I'm shooting people with the heavy. And I never have much luck going for headshots vs BRBRBR lag.
>>145599535
>fucking kids
>he says as he spergs out over someone wearing something he doesn't like
hmmm.....
>want to use webm for retards but it requires microsoft .net framework 4.5 and I can't update my .net framework because the installation always fails and I can't figure out why
>>145595370
>>145599839
"Drive" is my favorite movie too xDDD I also liek to DRIVE the car and listen to NIGHTCALL and PERTUBATOR on my SELFRADIO xDDD
>>145599987
Thanks, StyleZeitgeist.
>>145598310
everyone expected this guy to do something of a sort. Oh, the plot twist.
>>145600149
:ok_hand:
>>145599501
Tell me why, open to discussion.
>>145599987
>tfw you will never build a less cancerous gtag with friendship and autism acceptance
if only gta wasn't normie tier as fuck
Post your comfy sleepers
Someone re:add to crew
SC:Tollu17Used to be in, but took a break fAm
>>145600408
Higgus is a pedo.
>>145599987
pure, unadulterated autism
>>145600461
You too, StyleZeitgest.
>>145600413
Forgot to add that I'm on PC aswell
>>145600413
Gotcha
>>145599313
We don't really filter people, we just kick them after they fuck up too much.Seriously the only requirement we have is post your name in this thread and you'll get accepted.
>>145600641
That's not me
>>145595370
this isn't what it looks like
>>145600035
u mad bro :P
>>145596751
>You're gonna be just like my soul
>Wait, what?
>I-it sounded cooler in my head...
>>145600343
well if you're gonna reject a request from someone cuz they're russian and own a kuruma that's only for use in pacific standard it's not really fair to allow a mexican who uses their kuruma for PVP to stay in
plus he's a discord shitter and attention whore enabler
>>145600870
Alright, roach.
>>145596751
what a fucking sophisticated villain you are
>>145599665
gay af
>>145599502
but we'll give it a try anyway because we're good people right
>>145601678
That would have made me Alt F4 right then and there.
t. you know who
>>145591914
>>145599313
so this is the first time i checked out this gta vg thread , why do people hate the kuruma ?
>>145601828
Nobody cares
>>145601843
Armored windows
>>145601843
This bait is old and tired.
>>145601678
amazing
Oh boy, the roaches.
They come, they come in coaches.
With heavy snipers and DMRs,
their persistance to wipe higgly off the map, is far.
They come in droves, in their clothes,
feeling hate and disgust for the one they loathe.
"Crewkiller!" They screech. "Crewkiller!" They scream.
But they failed to realise, it was all a scheme.
They were lead on, misleaded, rused.
They were tricked, manipulated, used.
And as he goes offline, he can't help but smile.
While they cry on Discord, all the while.
>>145601843
because anyone driving it is 100% invulnerable to attacks from the outside but they can still fire out
and the only way to kill someone inside is to waste money blowing up their car and paying for their insurance
>>145601924
>>145601979
no im serious is it because the car is easy mode ? and no fun ?
>>145601998
Autism
>>145601998
this is just sad
>>145601998
>>145601843
It's the babby mobile.
>>145601998
>crewkill
>get kicked for it
>actually it was all a scheme! i wanted you to kick me all along! you are all just being rused!
imagine being this pathetic
>>145601996
Indeed
>>145602408
Why imagine?
Its a reality.
Does the PC crew allow pleb-tier players who use Xbox 360 controllers?
>>145602751
>>145597740
(got domed)
>>145595370
>>145602868
Sorry guy, I played every GTAIII-IV on console.
I drive/fly real gud tho.
>>145599987
>tfw you'll never have a crazy autistic girl sperging out at you
why even live
>>145603182
To watch me post about it.
>>145603375
fuck this crew
>>145603152
Stop being a pleb and drive/shoot with the keyboard+mouse and fly with the controller
t. former 360 player
>>145603375
just saying, that post makes you both look like spergs tbqh
>>145603375
>trying hook up with a nigger fucker
>>145603375
>tfw pea has an autistic crush on a faggot and not me
>>145603375
>I am female though
AHA
>>145603182
>girl
>>145603539
As if this wasn't common knowledge already.
>>145603606
pea is a masochist of course she has a crush on higgus instead of you
>>145603523
I really should but that shit is fkn hard to do when you got like, a job and shit to do on the regular.
RIP in wage cuck status.
>>145603776
Lrn2kb+m or GTFO
/gtag/: Now with 500% more cancer!
you're all feeding it, every single one of you that complain about it are only making his dick harder. When will you all understand?
>>145592291
aw fug mane. i guess i fucked up buying the cheap one first.
>>145596073
because she has my cum in her eye.
>>145604481
Man, you guys are fucking autistic.
Post yacht names.
>>145604481
lmao how autistic can someone be
Social club keeps showing I have 3 unread messages but when I click on it there are no unread messages. Any ideas? This is bugging the shit out of me.
Someone said me to post this shit on here.
https://a.pomf.cat/evlcxv.webm
>sound
>40 MB
>autism
>>145604776
Someone messaged you then blocked you before you read them. Nothing you can do about it.
/gtag/ is a family-friendly community ; please refrain from using profanity.
>>145603375
Holy shit is this drama 4 real?
#EL_EM_AYY_OOOOOH
>>145605096
Yes.
>>145605183
>haha this person apologized to me for when they were mean!
>look at how le not autism as them I am!
>I am master manipulator!
Its time for dinner roy, stop playing with your friends
>>145605183
Ah shit. Playing with you nerds is going to be more fun than I thought. Can't wait. I'll be on later.
>>145604894
Why would someone block me? I'm such a nice person.
>>145605362
Its a shame, you fail to realise, how you play my game.
>>145604649
>>145605572
DON'T POST IMAGES OF ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
>>145605492
Wait, is this higgus? Are you actually causing all this shit?
Man I remember when we kicked you out of Warbros. You were as bad as ThanksDE lmao
And now you're memeing up these guys?
>>145605682
>kicked you out of Warbros
Holy shit I KNEW I saw that name somewhere else. Was he part of the warframe shitstorm too?
>>145605682
gtag loves to hate higgus because they're a bunch of pussies that can't handle being killed in a murder simulator. Fact.
>>145605682
>>145605821
>>145605876
You're damn right.
>>145605821
Lmao yeah. He kept begging us to let him stay, since we kept taking turns booting him. He was a shitter and sucked at going fast or doing anything right. I was one of the last ones to boot the guy.
If you go back about a year or so... maybe less? You might see the drama on whatever archive site we have nowadays that stores /vg/ shit. He was always trying to make people feel sorry for him, then he'd sperg the fuck out and get bootyblasted, then come back asking us to reinvite him.
That guy was a rollercoaster of autism and emotions.
>>145606169
Go back home, Roach.
/wfg/ is calling.
>>145599535
>>145605947
>>145606242
>there's a person that gets this flustered about online nobodies hating him
>>145605876
I mean, if people are actually getting shittershattered over getting killed and not going into passive mode, idk what to tell you. They need to git gud.
Higgus is on a whole other level though lmao. I could never tell if he was legit autistic or just wanted attention. Or both? Anyway, after we booted him, he tried to stick around for a month or something and shitposted nonstop. Once we stopped responding to him though, he found a new general to fuck off to.
Sorry you nerds got stuck with him lol
>>145603375
REMEMBER GUYS, GTAG IS STILL BETTER THAN IGN!
>>145606169
He's already banned, he's just shitposting for attention.
>>145606410
They won't go into passive because "they shouldn't have to worry about getting killed by a friendly". Higgus may be autistic but he's not retarded like the rest of the folks here
Is it just me or we cannot use the telescope anymore? Ps4 btw.. Been trying to use it to do the mask+helm glitch but I cant use it. Tried ceo office and apartment
Daily reminder that I host pac stan every day, currently hosting it now. I'll give any interested parties time to respond.
SC: Jrv2005
>>145606242
Man I stopped playing Warframe. I play dis now.
Oh okay. I guess just ignore him lol
Did he get bent for hacking or something?
>>145606334
You fail to see, that attention fills me with glee.
Your reply brings a tear to my eye.
DID I HEAR 'WARBROS'
BECAUSE I THINK I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY WARBROS
GTAGBROS #1 WHEN?
>>145606610
>>145606504
Whoops forgot to quote. There.
>its a "/wfg/ visits /gtag/" episode
>the only things they have in common is grinding and higgus
>>145606748
Never. We tried playing GTA as Warbros, but most of us quit. I'm one of the only ones, if not the only one that still logs in. And that's only because I have a lot of GTA$ to buy shit when updates come out. I'm in GTAG though, so I'll play with you nerds.
>>145606846
I've heard Payday had a new update recently.
Shoo shoo, autist. Go shit up another general.
>>145606914
GTAGxWarbros official but pointless alliance when
>>145606592
Still need 2 people. Anyone is welcome to join message or add me on social club
>>145606610
Nah he was just given like 5 chances to stop being a cunt.
And the result is what you see before you.
>>145607083
Iunno.
We still have a Teamspeak for being shitters in other games. I know it was up on the blacked dessert general for a while.
If you're in the Warbros Steam group, add Ligeia. I'll give you the info. Idk if the Blacked Dessert general still has it.
I'll be on later tonight though to dick around anyway.
>>145606169
>He was always trying to make people feel sorry for him, then he'd sperg the fuck out and get bootyblasted, then come back asking us to reinvite him.
It's exactly the same shit he's doing now
Can't do anything against Enablers or Newfags, though
>>145599430
so fucking glad i got banned for posting traps now
also why the fuck is higgus the mentally disabled shut in pedophile now pretending to be some kind of master manipulator?
>>145604776
try scrolling down, they could be old ones or some in a convo youve already read i had this problem for a while.
>Horris isnt gtag anymore
What happened
>>145607570
Nothing
>>145562094
>>145580543
>people who complain the map is too big with too much empty space
I thought that was the point? I don't feel stranded or lost in the wilderness in GTA5's map. There's always a road nearby. It sucks.
>>145607520
>why the fuck is higgus the mentally disabled shut in pedophile now pretending to be some kind of master manipulator?
Cause you keep talking about him :^)
>>145607520
You got unbanned a minute later, though
Just remember the pain you cause attention whores by ignoring them. These are emotionally damaged parasites.
You can ignore them to the point of suicide, we are entering a new era of trolling here folks.
>can't fucking play at all lately
Fuck my life. I want to go back to being NEET again.
Is the Compact Rifle any good as a rifle for general shoot outs? I know there's no silencer, but I'm wondering if it's damage/accuracy are at all good.
Especially now with the drum mag. I never used it too much beyond drive-by's before. But I'm trying to figure out which rifle(s) I want to keep in my inventory when I finally get some time off to update and play.
I have the highest k/d with the bullpup by a mile (like 34, vs 13 on special carbine my next highest).
>both warehouses full
>assistant called about a special item
Shit what now?
>>145608579
Special items don't take warehouse space.
>>145608161
good luck with that.
>>145608940
yes they do, 1 space
Can someone send me a invite to GTAGDesertback
>>145609869
Sent you one for the PC crew.
>>145610008
Thank you
>>145595370
we stay jaggy.
On an unrelated topic, any one of you autists is getting Wildlands?
>>145610174
Get some goddamn sleeves, you ain't in 'Nam.
>that kid who tried to double jump in real life
>>145610394
Division will be dead by then. Looks nice if you can get past Ubisoft.
>>145610448
You'll change your tune when a Valkyrie blasts you to bits while "the Fortunate son" is playing on full blast
>>145610679
You mean "It Ain't Me"?
>>145610760
That was the meme anon
Can i expect a sale for GTAV above 25% soon or should i just get it from GMG?
>>145610885
don't forget your shark cards!!
>>145611001
do people actually but those?
>>145611097
Only idiots
>>145611205
seriously though can i expect a good summer sale soon or should i just grab the game with 25% off now?
it's been awhile since it came to PC surely they'll have a substantial sale for once?
>>145611205
>R* banked 500 million on shark card sales last year
>literally a day doesn't go buy you can't find someone using a script trainer for money
Anyone make a private lobby for money hacks?
PC
>>145610584
It's okay!
She's chubby!
She'll bounce off the ground harmlessly!
R-right?
> TheCraftyTitan died.
O-oh.
>It's a everyone in the circle jerk hates me episode
Congratulations Subscyed you got what you wanted.
>>145612178
who the fuck is you
Just bought the game, do I have to download the whole game just to tied it to my account? Can't just download the RGSC app or something?
>>145612178
>posting vague bullshit to try and stir up drama
idk who the fuck you are but the hate is clearly deserved since you're acting like a lil bitch
>>145612270
I don't know you tell me.
>>145612736
Somebody on that list?
>>145612736
>plays nullfaggot's shitty gamemodes
You deserve all the hate you get.
>>145612736
Ah, yes, I've been expecting you.
I know your identity, Mr Literally. Literally Who.
>playing as killer
>everyone in the game is claudette or meg
>>145614231
>mfw you are in the same two generals I am
>>145614584
Who else
>/mcg/
>/gta/
>/egg/
>formerly /wfg/
here
>>145614797
who
>/acg/
>/lolgen/
>/gtag/
>/hsg/
here?
Who else
>/gtfo/
here?
>>145614584
oh shit
>It's a StyleZeitGeist and Higgus jerk eachother off on the thread as anons episode
Faggots
>>145615020
>/lolgen/
>>145611686
It's been $40 the past few steam sales, and the summer sale should be happening in the next week or two I'd imagine.
>>145615020
/acg/ and /hsg/bro here
>/acg/
>/owg/
>/gtag/
>/hsg/
WHO THESE HERE?
>>145615020
>unironically playing mobas
kys and get out of my general
Puchimas!
>>145614797
/gtag/
/wfg/
I'm one of the Warbros admins though so I get to see all the nerds from /wfg/ and /egg/ as well.
>>145614797
>/agdg/
>occasional /egg/ and/kspg/
>sometimes /wtg/
>/gsg/
here
I just check in with you fags to see if the new update's any good tbqh
>>145614797
Love omar, my friend
PLEASE COME BACK I PROMISE I WILL NOT PRONOUNCE IT REE-SEES-PEE-SEES EVER AGAIN
>>145617479
>REE-SEES-PEE-SEES
>>145617479
Fuck you talkin bout bruh?
>>145611776
I wonder if i would play this game if it weren't for hackerbux.
>blowing 12 million in a few minutes is what got me back into the game
>>145617479
>>145617825
I know I sure as fuck wouldn't. Cockstar can gobble deez nutz if they think I'm gonna spend money on Tiburon Cards lmao
>>145617479
I honestly don't know if we can be friends anymore
>>145618373
PLS ILL LET YOU SMACK MY ASS BB
>>145618373but in all seriousness are you gonna come back online in steam or am i going to have to eat these cookies by myself
/gtag/
/fgg/
/gtag/ is def. the worse of the two
I miss Nessi and how thirsty he was thinking everyone was female
>>145585310
Is it supposed to look cheap and threadbare?
Because it looks cheap and threadbare.
>>145620513
"""""""""""""""he"""""""""""""""
>>145620726
>>145619979
>chun lee
my longest and only waifu, those thighs
bought the FMJ
one of the few cars i've kept the factory wheels on, nothing else can really beat them imo
>>145595370
>>145622776
does the triggerbot and obnoxious personality come with the dress?
>>145623094
No, it's missing the menyoo'd police belt.
>>145572037
>ywn ascend and be given a spot in a White Paradise
>>145595370
>>145623676
ebin funny random skeleman x-D
Looking to join pc_gtag. My SC is Chain582
Any /@/ or /llsifg/ here?
>>145624332
no fuck off you cancerous shit
>>145561257
I agree with every single one of these except for Futo drivers because mine hasn't been approved by gtag so fuck you
>>145624784
>>145623950
Yup, totally random.
weebs and drama killed /gtag/
why didn't you stop it
>>145595370
Sure man, here.
>>145625987
I don't care about this place enough to put any effort into stopping anything.
>>145595370
>tfw still no tiger mask in gta
>>145625368
*pats* i will protect u puchi anon
>some shitposter spams puchis in our general and it didn't get deleted
>we tried to do some payback by posting random GTA characters in their general and it got deleted
It's not fair
>>145626854
did you post qt gtag ppls?
also i hope we can all be at peace and enjoy a nice day...
Really wish Online could just turn into your own private world where your criminal enterprise actually effects things and you can invite people in it. Like in Saints Row.
>>145607621
Then why did he leave
>>145588525
Hey look that's StyleZeitGeist. Wow he must be really thirsty for attention. What a faggot.
What happens when you blow up someones cargo as a ceo. Do you get it or what
Just a reminder: Anyone not in GTAG is considered kill on sight, unless you're part of the lieutenant/commissioner circlejerk.
>gta post in idolshit general is deleted and i'm temp banned
>their stupid gremlin anime girls get spammed here and they see no ban or even deletion
>he does it for free
>>145627764
Same as being a non-CEO, you get 2k and some ammo. Would be way better if you could intercept enemy supply chains and steal all their cargo.
>>145627764
You get 2K no matter what. You cannot steal crates or deliveries.
>>145628367
>Same as being a non-CEO, you get 2k and some ammo. Would be way better if you could intercept enemy supply chains and steal all their cargo.
Imagine if there were reasons to fuck with other people other than just being an asshole in GTA. That would be fucking amazing, right?
>>145628525
Being an asshole is the only reason to play free roam.
>>145628367
>Y2J in my general
my nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>145625575
>>145623676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_v9H24PfY
>>145595370
>>145629092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
>>145628525
Rockstar knows their shit userbase doesn't need any monetary incentive to ruin someones day. I guess they thought this new system would be organizations against organizations. All it is, is random organizations doing their own thing while a jet user goes in and out of passive to kill everyone. Public freeroam is a money draining piece of shit and they want everyone in it.
>>145623094
>he can't handle the shittalk
You're a sensitive boy aren't ya tommy?
>>145630202
>responding to a 2 hour old post just to attentionwhore
sasuga crimetrigger
>>145630492
>thinking I'm crime
>taking the bait
thanks for the (you) senpai
Hey guys does anybody know if warehouses share value? Like if i loys crates in one will a few in an other be worth more?
>>145630653
>just pretending to be retarded
Epic.
>crime and null broke up again
hope you are happy gtag you did this
>>145631834
didnt this happen like a month ago
>>145630693
Each warehouse is it's own entity. They don't effect each other. The only reason to have multiple warehouses is to avoid cooldown if you don't want to just to do Sightseer or Headhunter for 5 minutes of something.
>>145631834
null is a two faced cunt. I will not tolerate fake friends in my beloved cult. If you're reading this null I hope you choke on a chlorine bomb.
Im glad I broke them up.
>>145601678
Youre a disgusting and fucking awful person for doing this to joa
So this general is not for discussing the game but for discussing the crew, right?
>>145632368
Better to be a two faced than a bald faced. :^)
>>145631834
What's the drama details on this
>>145600912
Honk
>>145633336
>being two faced and lying about being two faces isn't being bald faced.
Say what you fucking want null is the worst person to join gtag.
>>145634624
Gunther?
>10mil in profits from running CEO
Who even needs menus now
>>145635441
>using menus outside of SP
uninstall
>>145635441
Whats your way of doing it?
>>145634741
so how come you hate null this much anon?
>>145636019
>A person who stabs my one of my best friends in the back multiple times
>"I-i didn't know it would hurt you c-rime chan. I-I was just mad"
>in constant denial about it
>runs from it after being called out like always because she's a little bitch.
You're a shit friend. I hope you die.
>>145636596
>crimeliar defense force beta orbiter
>>145633304
It's for the game and any GTA realated game or content.
It's just that people who think they matter at all trying to prove they matter is what you mainly see.Also assfaggots who rile people up by saying things that trigger 2-3 (You)s because they have nothing better to do.
>>145628367
Probably the mods and/or janitors are biased toward /@/
>>145636754
>beta orbiter
She joined MY group of friends. Try harder.
>defense force
>I've never played anything other than gta with crime: The post
She's an exceptional recon. Probably one of the most annoying recons I've played against.I was completely against and refused to play gta with her as long as she used cheat engine scripts. Regardless of whether they were malicious or not.
>>145637949
Crime, your post style is obvious. You love spoilers.
>>145638080Any person who uses spoilers is crime.
Even me I could be crime as well. You wouldn't know
>>145635826
not him but provided nothing goes wrong (block those ports) full large warehouses filled in 3s will generally make you money the fastest
see >>145593994
>join session with a minute left in a challenge
>jump off a roof
>win
It's almost like people don't even care about these challenges.
I now have 10 million legit shekels.
Time to buy an office+large and small warehouse? Gotta know when it's smart to get into the crate game.
Daily reminder that the new content will be fucking dead as there is FUCK ALL reason to be a bodyguard.
This can be fixed by a % being given to each bodyguard on sale of crates.
>>145640009
VIP jobs were the best way to make money before the update, CEO is basically unlimited VIP time. Greedy CEO's that don't switch up crates/VIP jobs won't have bodyguards.
>>145640559
>In order to pay my team for doing a job, I need to make them do another job, so they are paid for the first job.
Crates are fucking worthless content right now.
>>145595370
>>145607639
I didn't complain about the map being big
>>145601678
joaci :(
i will avenge her!
HOW DO I GET HAX
>>145643267_________________kill
yourself________________________
__________________
>>145643409
I tried.
The .22 I was using didn't fully penetrate my skull actually. I was hoping it would go in, but not make it out, so it'd bounce around and tear my brain apart. But I'm still here, with a nasty scar and a dent in my head.
>>145643529
try harder
is there a site to get a girlfriend for gtao stuff
>>145643691
Just join the crew where autistic men pretending to be females are ripe for the taking.
>>145643726
what if i want real girl
>>145643951
go outside
>>145643951
>real girl
>GTAG
Its literally just roleplayers and trannies.
What happens to CEO vehicles if your CEO contract expires? Do you get them back after renewing it, assuming they hadn't been destroyed before that point?
>>145639602
you look sad
>>145644921
Also, if you leave a CEO helicopter on the office helipad and someone else lands there, will it despawn and be lost? Or just move somewhere else?
>>145633150
but she told me to record it
>>145645149
I'm not sad. I won. I'm a winner. j-just like in real life ;_;
>>145646284
You might laugh, but you should never underestimate power of memes
>Had a friend at work who only played old SNES games with his brother but otherwise didn't care about games at all
>Was playing GTA IV at the time, find Brucie's steroid junkie personality very funny
>Always keep parroting Brucie's lines with straight face for fun when hanging out
>"You're a winner, bro, just like me", "repeat after me: genetically superior", "that's how we roll", etc
>Find it infinitely amusing because he actually would repeat "genetically superior" when prompted
>After two months of this bullshit, the friend signs up for martial arts, gets a girlfriend shortly afterwards and stopped drinking
>mfw the only calls I receive are from Roman who asks if I want to go bowling
>>145639602
>ft
>not meters
>>145592046
I thought it was because it's full of aspies?
>>145647928
that's a byproduct of what he said
>>145647928
The only people who still want to play GTAO are people who get a sexual thrill out of numbers going up, so it's not going to be a very good community.
>>145647292
fugg....
is gf qt and are they still together and living a superior happy genetically gifted life?
You Bros know any good hacks haha?? For fun and stuff lol.
>>145648217
Hi R*
>>145648217
>How do you do, fellow players?
>>145648193
lost contact with him after I moved elsewhere, but I think yeah, they've been in relationship for quite a while and he's recently been promoted
>tfw no qt /gtag/ bf
>>145648372
>tfw he'll never know justhow much u helped him out
>>145603776
I have a job and I use a keyboard & mouse to play GTA (and every other game except the WWE 2kXX games, but that's irrelevant). How are those even related?
>>145648217
Yes, I do. I got mine at google.com. Check it out!
rate/comment on my niggers cum dump
>>145649283
>Actually making a black character
>Actually making a female character
>Actually putting them in a roleplay relationship
Fucking kill yourself
>>145649354
Hes too busy jerking to cuck porn to kill himself
>>145649939
>cuck porn
wtf is cuck porn
all porn is literally cucking urself
>>145650636
>Not watching POV porn
lol ur a fag
>>145650636
Asked like a true cuckold
>>145454435
Why 5 3-crate runs and 1 1-crate run?
Don't you save a few k and (probably) a bit of effort by doing 4 3-crate runs and 2 2-crate runs?
>>145454435
>>145592463
So it seems like if you go straight from small warehouse to the cheapest large warehouse, it will require 78 crate trips, and 13 sale missions. While if you go from small -> cheapest medium -> cheapest large you do 36 crate trips and 6 sell missions for the medium warehouse, and then 56 crate trips and 4 sell missions from medium -> large. So 14 more crate trips in exchange for 3 less sell missions I guess. Probably not worth it, but not as bad as I originally thought.
>>145651529
Just buy a second small warehouse instead imo
Large Warehouse with a Small Warehouse on the side MASTER RACE.
All they need to do now is make it so bodyguards have a reason to work, and the content will be 10/10
>>145651738
pay out for 5 large warehouses +hazard pay is?
>>145651815
I think some anon tested earlier and said that each warehouse is independent, they don't increase each other's prices.
>>145651815
Nothing.
Bodyguards get no cut from a crate sale, which means the content is worthless, as nobody will want to be a bodyguard soon.
>Chinese player ruins my League of Legends match and blames everyone else
>Become nostalgic for GTA5 where this is the standard for every pub match
I'm coming home
>>145651868
They should make you have to choose a percentage of your crate sale to give them, so that they're always bitching for a bigger cut and the CEO winds up getting almost nothing most times.
>>145651867
thats not what i asked tho is it?
>>145651738
Why not 2 large warehouses? Pays more mate.
Has anyone tested disconnecting while selling a lot of crates? I've done it on the 16 warehouse and lost two, curious if you will lose like 20 if you're selling a large warehouse.
>>145651942
>They should make you have to choose a percentage of your crate sale to give them
They absolutely fucking should.
I sold a large warehouse for 2.7 million, setting me up for fucking ages.
What did my guys get? Fucking 8k each. Wasted their time and killed my motivation to play this fucking game.
>>145651972
Will be getting a second large one soon. However, a smaller one is less likely to be attacked, and allows me to keep "special" items seperate from a large warehouse.
Keeps the really good shit seperate and safe, innit
>>145652028
>However, a smaller one is less likely to be attacked
A large one seems impossible to be attacked already. Never had any sign of it being attacked.
>and allows me to keep "special" items seperate from a large warehouse.
Why would you want to do that? Just so you can have better prices for crates? You'd get more from the special items.
>>145652028
You didn't know beforehand that it would work that way? Yeah, that's kind of sad if they stuck with you for all those crate buys and got nothing for it. Though I guess the associate wages over all that time would add up wouldn't it? Saw somewhere it increases to 10k after a crate buy so they should have made at least a few hundred k if they really were there with you the whole time.
>tfw bought an external menu.
>>145652028
>allows me to keep "special" items seperate from a large warehouse.
Do you get to pick where to send them?
>>145650995
you're right, it's slightly more profitable
so is doing 54 2-crate runs and one 3-crate run on a large warehouse
pretty negligible gain in both cases but updated anyway
>>145652131
Still, its fucking shit that I can't give them a cut. I don't understand why R* has made it so players can't share cash.
>muh hackers
yeah because nerfing the "Cash" menu for sharing money sure stopped them giving us money, didn't it?
I fucking hate how Rockstar have handled this. They've fucked everything up. Even with this new content that COULD be amazing, they still manage to fuck it up.
>>145652191
Yeah
>>145652157
You got scammed, man. Nobody offering to sell cheats for games is ever legit. Even if they deliver, they will just be giving you shit you could have downloaded somewhere else for free, probably with malware bundled into it.
>>145652191
I guess so. You can choose for which warehouse you want to buy shit, and my guess is that it will just be the same options for all of them. Not him obviously.
>>145652292
I got it from a well known website. They don't scam.
>>145652285
>I don't understand why R* has made it so players can't share cash.
Don't want to allow third party sellers to undercut them, I imagine.
>>145652285
I still think it's an overall positive, like a lot of things about the new update even if I agree some parts were not implemented as well as they could have been.
Also I thought it was kind of funny that they managed to take a basic quality of life feature that should have been in the game from the start (customizing your weapon wheel) and decided to only make it available to people who spend over 1.5 mil on the prerequisite stuff.
>>145652157
The warehouse cooldowns are per-warehouse, right? So if I have two I can alternate runs and keep going without having to wait in between?
>>145653578
yep.
>>145648427
wait that's my ceo
So what's the jist of this update? Lemme know if I get the idea.
-Bunch of aspie expensive shit.
-New means to make cash, but also grief-bait.
-No more lol 30 weapons to toggle thru in vehicle
-New Adder
-More jet abuse
>>145653365
LMAO your just a jealous faggot NEETloser.
>>145655726
CEO is basically rockstar letting people with no friends do heist money style content but punishes you for doing the content and punishes people for punishing the people doing that content.
>>145655832
?
How do you get punished for blowing up CEO's doing missions?
>>145655880
It's fucking worthless and a waste of time to do it and you still get bad sport insurance shit if they're in a personal vehicle.
>>145561257
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
Yeah how about no, I don't feel like getting harangued by buzzards today. Also have you ever tested how easy it is to control in the air? Best off-roader 2014-2016.
Is it bad that I just start VIP jobs so I can blow up cars without insurance?
>>145656056
nigga u dum
if you see any aircraft coming anywhere near you - stop and prepare to shoot it down
>>145656157
No because no one pays insurance if VIP work is going.
So all you're doing is creating explosions.
>>145603375
hahaha what the fuck
So is this the guy who makes a female voice all the time?
It's so fucking annoying and sad at the same time. I forgot his in-game name now, someone please remind me, i want to mute him next time.
>>145656229
I prefer the safety insurance of the Insurgent
For a while now I've wanted a crossover of the Kuruma and Insurgent - filleted windows that can't be shot through (or with great difficulty) and explosive resistance, but it can't be shot out of. Having armored backdoors that can be opened to shoot out of (exposing yourselves) would probably be acceptable.
>>145655832
Trying to do heists with randos nowadays makes me want to tear my hair out desu senpai. Glad to have a decent solo income source now.
>>145562094
>>145562119
>>145562189
>>145562504
>>145563350
>>145580543
Honestly that is way way too huge, I mean it would be cool, but only 60 players on a map THAT BIG, It might take 30 minutes to get across the whole thing in a hydra, the fastest vehicle in the game.. and we only have 30 players per game anyways, it would be just too much and mess up gameplay with all the new CEO and yacht stuff.. Imagine miles upon miles of nothing far far away from any of your apartments or houses, or yachts..
All that we need is a bigger desert with flat dry lake bed, and some soft dunes with a big highway in the middle, sort of like the real life mojave desert between LA and vegas, not that tiny ass grand senora desert, and what is up with those two blocks of Forrest? I mean a few miles doesn't make a Forrest.
Why is the ghetto/slums so small too? It should be bigger, and more separate from downtown
>yfw you aren't higgus
>>145656429
Haven't heard him/her/it talk ingame at all so probably someone else.
>>145656664
It's probably not him then.
I remember i was in a session once, and some guy was talking with some other guy pretending to be female and you could tell with ease he was a man.
To this day i still don't know if that guy knew he was talking to a man or not. Probably not since half of this general is autistic or severely socially impaired.
>>145656642
>>145656056
it takes fucking forever to destroy insurgent with a buzzard.
also, this >>145656229
>>145656779
Probably catower
>>145656824
>it takes fucking forever to destroy insurgent with a buzzard.
That's my point.
So /gtag/, PS4 player here. Is the PC version actually littered with hackers?I just want people to play with
>>145656642
so you mean >yfw you arent hated by everyone
>>145657220
are you the guy I joined for humane labs awhile ago?
>CEO sends me and 2 others to sell his huge shit with a Titan
>Doing it bretty quick
>he types "faster idiot" in chat
>fly down and destroy his shit
>his babyrage lasts for a good 20 minutes before he leaves
>>145657574
please tell me you recorded that
>>145657567
I doubt it, I barely come here to find players.
However, if you'd like to get something going for Pacific Standard later on let me know.
>>145657646
Sadly no, it was spur of the moment, I was tired and aggravated.
>>145657729
pc is fuqkd m8
>>145595370
>>145601881
Do you ever wear anything else? also >>145572037 why are you the only one falling?
>>145603141
Jesus Christ how perfect 100% evil buisiness man.
>>145610962
Is this combat causal work day at the office?
>>145626153
>Deeznuts
>feminist glasses wearing POC
>>145640865
>Tips fedora
So I just came back to this game and I hear there are finally gun lockers to store weapons you don't want in. I couldn't find one in my apartment so I'm assuming these are rich guy megacorp things only?
>>145657574
I like you, anon.
>>145656642
>>145658065
>>145626153
>Deeznuts
>feminist glasses wearing POC
Damn bruh I didn't even know those were feminist glasses.
watched a broughy video where he mentions the banshee 900r's top speed being 130mph (according to his test)
i've hit 153 in it during a highest speed challenge in the past. he needs a new test senpai
>>145658096
Ye.
>>145657574
Maybe he was roll pleying :DDD
>>145656623
Wrong pic, but you know what, this might be too big too, all I want is a bit more Ghetto, a bit more farmland, and more things to the towns of grapeseed, paleto bay, chumash, and shandy shores, because all the towns don't really have enough houses and stores to seem realistic, I mean one street of houses, and another of stores isn't very realistic, but shandy shores doesn't have anything at all, no markets, or clothing stores.
But anyways after all that they need to add a bigger Forrest that you can actually get lost in, and a empty desert you can rip through with a dune buggy or quad for as long as you want, I mean the only flat empty part of the desert is one small dirt road basically.
>>145658414
That car has been fucked with by Cockstar more than they even remember.
>>145657220
The only hackers right now only have stuff like Triggerbot, Godmode or ESP
>>145658362
>Big outdated colorful 60's hipster glasses
>>145656642
OPIATE?
does the ceo shit actually bring in money
>>145658615
Well fuck it I like em. They stay.
>>145658550
it was broken on release and given one fix
>>145658461
Fuck. So can I form one of those innerprizes on my own just for the gunlocker or would I need other people and actually have to do stuff with it regularly?
>>145658669
no it just removes money until you have nothing
>>145658721
Then disregard what I said. I'm a retard.
>>145658759
I mean, you can hope you get into an empty server and then do runs by yourself. The HQ costs a lot of dosh. The warehouses cost dosh. The gun locker costs dosh.
You could just drop weapons you don't want, but you'd need money to buy them back I assume.
>>145658669
Costs money to make money, but it's okay if you do VIP work inbetween pick ups and sales. I hope they expand on CEO content and actually use the various night clubs and strip joints that have NPCs and missions attached to them in the data.
>entering a jet disables and prevents passive mode
How many problems did I solve
>>145658896
Well I can barely afford to buy the new guns I may or may not want to put in the locker so all of that seems pretty dead to me. Are there any hot new ways to make money if you have no friends or crew?
>>145659210
none, because people dont enter jets to be in passive mode.
>>145658414
>i've hit 153 in it during a highest speed challenge in the past. he needs a new test senpai
He actually calculates it based on distance and time, not GTA's bullshit that's not repeatable. Obviously the top speed isn't accurate when compared to measurements like the one you did, what matters is that it's comparable to the previous tests, which it is.
>>145659259
Paying a hacklerman monies and getting a fuuuuuuuuckload of mils. That or you can risk it with someone doing it for free. I don't know what the new detected methods are this patch (if any), so I don't want to give you outdated advice.
But nowadays, if you receive money and didn't use hacks, and it's a method they detect, they will sometimes still take your shit.
I spent like $20 and got about GTA$350mil
>>145632368
Of course Null is two faced, Null is two people.
Just started again
you dont see many asian men or women characters in this game
or black ones
>>145659210
None, because jetshitters disable passive mode when they get to their new jets anyway.
What an awful day.
>Library closes at lunch, have to leave
>Go to lunchroom
>Lunchroom closes, have to leave
>Leave campus, go to secluded bench area in town
>Starts raining
>Walk back to campus
>All the benches are wet
>Can't even sacrifice dignity to sit outside in full view of normies
>"I know, I'll go to the toilets"
>Leave toilet because theres already someone lingering there
>Lesson is at 2:15pm, its 1:40pm
>Give up, wait at the bus stop outside campus deciding I'm just going to ditch the lesson (have a 100% attendance rate, why not miss one lesson)
>2:00pm, bus comes
>Go home
Time to drive my schafter around LS.
>>145659923
/gtag/ - Facebook
>>145656901
Yep, without a doubt.
>>145660007
Nice trips.
I have no one else to tell.
>>145658065
>>Tips fedora
nah I tipped my whole body to the floor after that glass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK8Ks3wPAIs
caaaaaaaaaaaandiiiiiiidooooooooooooooooooo
Tell me, is the XLS worth buying performance wise? What about the armored version?
Which one spawns when you use it as a CEO?
I seriously think about selling my old Cavalcade for getting this new car but I'm hesitant.
>>145661873
yeah its p.gud
Vanilla spawns when ceo
better than caval obvs
the best suv is the enus but im not sure the xls is faster but its probably as fast
>>145660891
buzzard is best helicopter
>>145662108
>>145661873
The XLS (Armoured) is 2 seconds faster than the Huntley S, the former SUV champ
They did another Sabre/Stirling/V12 (Armoured)
>mfw the unarmoured version is way slower
>>145661873
The regular XLS is pretty meh.
The Armored XLS, paradoxically, is the fastest SUV in the game. Broughy found it a good couple of seconds faster than the Huntley.
Customization is lacking on both but the armored version is well worth the cost.
>>145662280
SEA SPARROW WHEN?
>>145659210
>jets no longer have explosive rounds, just miniguns like buzzard/annihilator
Solved all jetshit problems.
>>145661873
I think the armored (only the armored version) is currently the fastest suv in the game, but it is a little uneventful to drive. It sticks to the road and turns well. Will climb hills really well too.
Still relatively fast when compared to other cars too.
>>145662453
>driving an armoured car
>ever
it wasnt acceptable 2 years ago and it's not acceptable now you casual as fuck plebian scum neo-gtag cunts
buy/use an armoured car of any kind in gta and forever be a utter and complete faggot
>>145662512
inb4 never
it's almost as if cockstar don't want their game to be fun
>>145662108
>>145662418
>>145662453
>>145662560
>>145662613
Alright, so until we get a new garage slot I'll get the armored XLS first, then the Windsor Drop and the standard XLS for my fine collection.
Thanks for your feedback.
>>145662545
Or just have each round fire cost as much as an RPG round.
>>145662826
FAAAAAAGGOOOTTTTTTTTTT
>>145662613
anon are you upset by cars you can't blow up with one c4/rocket? because the new armored cars don't have muh 90% inpenetrable windows
>>145662905
>99%
fixed
>>145662613
It isn't like the insurgent or kuruma. Shooting out of one these new armored cars exposes the people inside it, and it still blows up in two rpg hits.
The windows aren't bulletproof either. They just have a higher resistance before they break.
It is not much of a shitter vehicle. More of an extra layer of protection against shitters so you have time to react.
>>145662961
I shot through another jet's cockpit today and only killed the pilot, while the jet didn't explode. Was it a bug? This isn't supposed to happen, is it?
>>145663068
then use a regular car
because i know you fags dont use armoured cars because they look better
>mfw there are """""people""""" here right now who use passive mode
>>145663283
Because I want some shitter to run in and kill me while I'm buying clothes, right?
>>145656623
It wouldn't be so bad if every vehicle/aircraft wasn't dirt slow.
>>145663176
Schafter V12 looks actually good in the armored version, I like it when your associates escort you with it while you're in a Cognoscenti (non armored).
>>145624062
Well update the OP of invites are closed, goddamn. I know some of you weebs are on all day
>>145662831
>implying that will stop xianjingpong with his modded trillions
>>145660737
the worst song on that station, god where is my Forrest funk, cold air, the place, and earl sweatshirt?
>>145663979
I thought you're supposed to apply on R*'s site, then post your ign here. I don't remember.
Does anyone use Self Radio? can anyone hear my patrician taste if they're in my car?
>>145664821
Only you can hear your Self Radio tracks. Sorry familia. I was disappointed too.
>>145664821
Yes, and no.
Fact: when the driver does not have any custom songs, you can't change to Self Radio.
>>145664821
>tfw no self radio on console
fucking shit man
>>145664821
No, they can't hear your shitty meme music.
Post organisation name suggestions.
>>145665003
organisation name suggestions
>>145665003
Meme Supply Co.
>>145665003
Flubber Dubers
>>145665003
Loli Fuggers
>>145665003
Pam Pa Ram Pam Pam
>>145665003
wiener warmers
>>145665003
OCP
Is the insurance money back or can I still blow up shitters sitting in kurumas?
>>145666265
I'm not too sure. I've had to pay when blowing up those new supers. I think insurance is back, but cars that take part in ceo events are free.
>>145665003
Beta Orbiters
>>145665003
Eurocucks LLC
>>145665003
Brool Story Co.
>>145665003
Uncle Benis :DDDD
>>145666265
Insurance is back. Rev up those T20s and Osirises!
>mfw I just found out the Sultan RS costs $10K to blow up
this thing is gonna be my new sleeper trollmobile
>>145660737
You have good fucking taste. Worldwide FM is the best station.
>>145667559
>Sultan RS
>sleeper
I can't tell if this is ironic or not.
>>145667804
If you don't put any of the mods on it, it'll just look like the base sultan.
>>145667941
Pretty sure it has a wide body kit, that air thingy in the back seat, and racing wheels.
>>145667941
No, it won't.
>>145667941
The regular Sultan can be a sleeper because you can avoid all external mods.
The RS you're going to have a hard time passing as a sleeper because it's a Benny car.
>>145667993
>air thingy
the fucking fuel cell?plz tell me you dont mean the bottle of nitrous
>>145668196
I was talking about the thing that has a tube going to the window, though I guess that's a mod.
Servers are being ass. I'll return whenever Cock* gets enough funding from Tiburon Cards to fix their garbage fucking peer2peer system.
Quick, you have one choice!
Power Broker: Ice
Power Broker: Polished
Old Spice: Warm
>>145656056
>not just going passive whenever you see any aircraft blip on the minimap
>>145562094
>stretches of road that are literally 4x the length of GTA V's map
why do you faggots think that this is a good idea
>>145665003
NullProfits
>>145668582
Ok, Rockstar
Just noticed there's a mini-sale going on until the 20th.
3 new trading places maps
Red swirl smoking jacket & Pajamas
50% off BP tires
25% off armor for vehicles
25% off annihilators
25% off for the following
Carbine, Assault, and Compact Rifles
Machine Pistol
SMG
Heavy Shotgun
Combat PDW
All Ammo
Weapon Tints and Etched Finishes
Body Armor
Parachutes
Who EXTERNAL here?
>>145668713
To be fair that map is retarded. It would have an even bigger problem with areas that have nothing to do in them than GTAV already has.
It's conceptually neat but it would really be impossible to do in practice.
>>145668817
No, I don't enjoy dicks.
>>145668267
thats how they get fuel into the fuel cell
>>145668874
No, the problem that GTA V's map has isn't just it has "areas that have nothing to do", it's that those areas are the only parts of the map that aren't Los Santos. Having open areas between large cities isn't nearly as bad and provide a nice contrast.
>>145668713
ebin xDD
Seriously though, why? Look at the top portion of the map. It's literally just a massive stretch of mountains that would serve no purpose. Sure, it would be nice to look at every once in a while and some autists from gtag might go "comfy" hiking once a year, but other than that it's just a waste.
Look at the huge stretch of desert there too, it's the size of los santos and 90% of blaine county and it's literally just sand with a few cliffs. Wasted space again. Same with the stretches of sand by what i'm guessing is supposed to be Las Venturas.
>that everglades area
don't even get me started, literally just a bunch of trees that you can't run through properly
>>145669126
>ebin xDD
I'm not reading any further.
>>145669028
It's a problem because Rockstar can't even populate what space they have in 5 with interesting content and story.
>>145669218
>responds with a meme
>cries when I respond with a meme
>>145669220
It's a problem because the current map is shit and even a large map with open spaces would be better.
>>145665003
Take Jew Interactive
>>145669340
You don't fix something by adding more shit. You just take more shit and go, "we'll never go there for any reason."
>>145562119
>why isnt gta 5 this big
Consoles may be part of it, but do you really want to wait 10 years for a new GTA game? Do you really want to spend 20 IRL minutes driving just to get across the map?
>>145666265
It's back but if you're a CEO you can just start a 1 crate job for 2k and blow up any vehicles you want without paying insurance.
>Company sign doesn't show up in editor
Awwww c'mon now.
>>145668954
Makes sense. In my thought it was on both sides though.
>>145670807
just photoshop that shit in pham
Why is every game mode dead?
>>145672667
no x2 so everyone is busy playing box simulator 2016
>>145668765
>25% off annihilators
It could be 100% off and it still wouldn't be worth it.
>>145672667
Because they suck.
>>55099287
The reason why this plugs are there is for splitters/extension. They don't actually do anything 'special' so if you have long enough cables and close enough ports, don't use them and connect direct.
>>145664821
>>145664869
if others could hear your music technically you would be streaming copyrighted material
rockstar's legal department probably wasn't too into the idea
Can I do Organization stuff if I start a Solo Session?
>>145675301
nope
>>145675301
yup
>>145639731
buy the cheapest office and make sure the warehouses are as close as possible to your office. always buy as many crates at once as possible. especially if you're in a session alone.
>>145675301
Can you not be a pussy if you exist?
>>145675301
why don't you try and find out yourself? ;-)
on the side note -XLS really lacks a secondary color because it looks bland as shit when I paint it in olive drab
Anyone wants to do theprison heiston PC? We need one more.
Add psychward or LadyMAGA.
>>145639731
>small warehouse
for what purpose? just do VIP work inbetween the deliveries, headhunter can take up some time but LSIA hostile takeover takes literally 5 minutes to beat if you're on a buzzard
>>145561257
So
>anyone
>anyone
>anyone
>>145639731
>when it's smart to get into the crate game.
About a week ago before people learned that being an associate is worthless.
>>145676701
You can do vip work in between crates to make it more worthwhile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUvyqAQrFcw
W A S T E D !
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>>145680330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EloDnA1_XEU
I wonder what happened to this VA.
Fucking mad beyond belief.
Onto the 3rd actual submission for a ticket regarding crates disappearing after failed attempts at selling due to the network errors.
They're a bunch of incompetent idiots that can't understand basic fucking english.
Ignorant cunts have the cheek to post a generic copypaste and close/mark the ticket as resolved.
Dear RS Support - Go die.
mfw the only time ive had to deal with rockstar support they gave me 500k but didnt fix the ingame issue
R* support is just hoping you'll die from an autistic aneurysm
>>145681221
umaru a shit
>>145680497
>They're a bunch of incompetent idiots that can't understand basic fucking english.
Of course not, they're all in India.
>>145665003
Greater Tangible Asset General trade organization
>mfw I've never ever ever ever ever ever played any sort of adversarial or deathmatch or competitive-type gamemode besides racing
thingken of dakka
>>145687660
okay
It's stupid that you can't see who's online through the social club website.
>>145687823
>>145688038
>pc
>>145687823
>>145688348
>PS4
>>145688496
>hackers
>>145680497
Did you try using the phone?
I literally lied to a guy telling him I'd lost $2M in assets and he just gave it to me.
sorry jorne
>>145690198
>that reticle
>>145690714
>He uses the dot
>>145690714
>hating on complex
>thinking a dot can help you aim projectiles efficiently
>>145690913
>Not knowing how grenades and the grenade launcher work
I bet he still tries to compensate for distance
>>145691090
He never brought up compensation with grenades, it's that using a solid dot literally blocks the target.
>>145691298
If you're at a range where that tiny dot blocks your target you're well out of the grenade launcher's effective range. Or anything for that matter.
>>145690714
>>145691090
I don't like the nade launcher complex crosshair either, but the dot is horrible for pistols/smgs/rifles imo so I keep it on complex. I'd consider using the simple dot if it was smaller but it's like 10px on it's smallest.
>>145688889
>players
>>145691452
Not this meme again
>>145691452
You can't decide to use complex/simple crosshair on specific guns, it's either complex on everything or simple on everything.
>solid dot blocks the target
>10px dot
you fookin wot
>>145647783
I live in america and I'm playing a game about america. I'm going to use american measurements you fucking eurocuck
>>145692131
Not everyone has low density screens, pajeet
>>145691634
It still doesn't block anything. It's a tiny little dot that's not even bigger than a person's head at close range.
>>145690846
>>145690913
>>145691482
>Implying I use the dot
>>145691505
>nullprophet
>piggus
>>145692449
God you're retarded. It would block someone's had at LONG range. Of course it wouldn't block something up close.
>>145692582
Too bad long range in this game is dominated by sniper rifles so that isn't a valid line of reasoning.
>God you're retarded.
No, that would be (You)
>>145692578
Don't hate higgly wiggly
>>145692372
If you don't have at least a 1080p monitor in the current year you should consider suicide, you third world piece of trash.
>>145692850
>it's a higgus ostracizes himself from all of his former companions because he's a backstabbing autistic prick and then shitposts on the thread in a juvenile attempt at garnering attention episode
dot is objectively the patrician's setting and you're all a bunch of plebs
>>145692684
You're right about long range, but that is simply exaggeration. The midrange(across highway distance) is where you don't use snipers and the dot is detrimental. My main point was that the fat dot is worse the further your target is, while you were retarded enough to not only think that it being useable in close range proves anything, but also that you think you somehow proved me wrong, you phaggot.
>>145693439
>knowing exactly where the headshot should be placed
vs
>having to guess where the bullet is headed by estimating the middle of some overly-complicated reticle
Whatever faggot you have a 3.0K/D on land? No? Then fuck off
>>145693620
God, you really are retarded. The whole argument is that the dot DOESN'T let you know where the headshot will be placed, since it blocks the target. The complex reticle lets you fully see the target and the random area the bullet can hit. That way you can make sure the random area and target are lined up.
>put dot on head
>head disappears
>"guess it's time to shoot"
so hard
>>145694348
But if I can't see the head then it isn't there anymore and I'll just miss.
>put reticle on head
>Head surrounded by reticle
>"Guess it's time to shoot"
So hard
>>145694456
Because the location of the head on the human body is such a varied and mysterious location.
>omg my dot is covering the head! HOW DO I KNOW WHERE THE HEAD IS NOW??
>>145694525
But if I can see the head, how do I know my bullet will hit it? I'll miss
>>145694525
the reticle is so large that there's a shitload of empty pixels surrounding the head, and you have to estimate where exactly in the open space the bullet is going to go. Meanwhile you put the dot on the head and you're getting a headshot every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtDn9Y1rPqQ
>>145694740
But that isn't dead space, it's the random area for bullet spread. If you place the dot on head and shoot, it isn't a guaranteed headshot. You know the bullet will land in the reticle, you don't know the bullet will land on the dot.
>>145694840
>Are a large company selling out?
I don't think Broughy knows what this term means.
>>145695545
Kill yourself
>>145695545
>>>/trash/
Question
Say I pay for a heist (Pacific standard vans) and then I join someones heist for that particular set up
Will it count towards my setup as well?
And then I join some
>>145695791
No, are you stupid?
>>145695830
Just wondering
because you didnt need to be the Host in order to unlock the ability to replay al heist
>>145695545
OK, so at a 40/20/20/20 split on pac stan, the host is at most making 400k, usually less. The players each get around 25k per setup, adding up to around 125-130k before the heist even starts. Then they get another 250k, adding up to at least 375k, meaning they're making pretty much exactly the same amount as the host.
And yet, people get pissed if you keep it at 15%. baka
>>145696791
>40% of 1.25m is 400k
Literally retarded
>>145696952
it costs 100k to start the heist you fucking retard
>>145697045
>I think people getting a fair pay is unfair
Sorry, what was that? End your life
>>145696869
>>145697136
The host has to set up the heist, organize everything, wait in a lobby until he gets a crew together, make decisions and formulate the plan, put effort into 5 different setups with no pay for his efforts and no guarantee people wont bail on him? Meanwhile the other players just join up via their phone and don't have to worry about any cooldowns, follow instructions without communication or thought, and then get paid exactly the same amount? Is this some sort of opposite world where leaders don't get paid more than small-time employees?
Someone make a new thread already you cuck-blasters.
>>145698215
no. I'm going down with the ship.
>>145647783
>foot
>as in one human foot
>meter
>as in 1/2453534339th of the distance from the base of Big Ben to the 5th closest galaxy to the Milky Way
Europeans.