Dota 2 - /d2g/

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Our guy hasn't been active for 2 weeks, I'm starting to get worried.

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

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First for Sheever and daily reminder that if you don't think Sheever is OUR GIRL it's because you have a pathological hate of women.

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Would you lick her armpits?

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>>145494003

can someone please explain this meme to me. i don't get it.

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First for Juggernaut and daily reminder that if you don't think Yurnero is OUR SWORDSMAN it's because you have a pathological hate of samurai.

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PIT LORD CONFIRMED

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WHERE ARE THE ESPORTS?

>other team picks bristle
>clearly solo offlane
>pick safelane dusa

huehuehue

Will Artour quit dota if Secret doesn't make it to TI?

I know I'm shit. How do I get better other than don't die so much your team wishes you would just leave.

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/76382816

Yes, this is my account. People can be this bad. All the matches that happened before 2016 I was living in Japan so the lag was pretty bad playing from my crap laptop.

>>145491683
tide was always trash

the only reason teams pick it is because of tower defense and he can farm easily.
outside of that he is trash and provides nothing else aside from ravage

How the fuck do you win games if one of your players or two are just outright fucking s´tupid

>>145494570
artour will keep riding on teams back like he always did.

you clearly don't understand how esports works. no one gives a fuck about prizes if you have celebrities on your team, they draw viewers and those viewers watch commercials.

therefore secret is making more stable income rather than winning cash prizes that gets taxed anyway

>>145494579
You have under 500 games and your favorite heroes are kinda trash
Your winrate is positive so you're not doing that bad really

>>145494674
Identify the enemy stupids and feed upon them

>>145494880

How much worth can it be to have rtz stream on PandaTV? Kemal can't make money out of Secret that way.

Game coordinator currently being updated ?

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tfw you're core naga and you ult to save your own 20k networth life and the supports get mad because it stopped them getting a kill

tfw they call your 800 gpm 1k mmr trash

tfw there's 5 nagas so that is infact the entire team and everyone else is just there to create space for the first 17 mins

>>145495183
yeah pit lord with hats and LC comic incoming

what happened to coordinator? i hope he is ok

>>145494483
GTFO SLARDAR ;(

>>145494674
get good at the game

>>145495221
You could have spent the entire game using the Ulti as a anti BKB tool.
Instead you decided to wiff your dick and don't communicate.
Stop being bad.

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>>145495221
If you play a fun-vacuum hero like Naga or Tinker, don't expect anyone to thank you even if you're winning
In fact expect to be reported

>>145495401
>>145495417
shut up support cucks

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>>145495417

But Naga gaming is fun...

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>>145495496
reported for holding 9 players hostage for 65 minutes

>>145495031
arteezy is a huge draw, he got about similar the draw of dendi

10k viewers on twitch is alot of money

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does anyone have that oddshot from sheever's stream where she goes to the toilet and you can hear her pissing like a fucking racehorse?

>>145495898
sheever creepers really are the worst kind of people

>>145495841
I wonder if Twitch actually feels upset about famous Dotards not streaming there anymore.

>>145495841

Yeah but how much he gets on PandaTV?

He doesn't even stream that often since they made that change.

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>>145495898

>>145496110
Arteezy is a wannabe nigger and EE is a MAL baby.
Nothing of value was lost.

>>145496110
of course, any company should upset that they lose to competitors

>>145495994
it's probably Owen shitposting on /d2g/

>>145496519
ODPixel is reddit's guy

>>145496143
pandaTV? did he get a deal there?

>>145496519
Willing to bet it's Bulldog.

>>145495417
>Play Farm Vacuum
>Can't even do mechanics right
>Literally waste slot
>9/10 chance of failing to defend in lategame siege, or failing basic mechanics like when to Blink Dagger queue

>>145496519
>>145496584
it's sheever posting herself then schlicking to the replies

>>145496584
What do you mean by this?
The fact is, ODPixel is a confirmed and notorious /d2g/ poster, whether you like it or not.

>>145496681

Everyone on Team Secret streams on PandaTV now.

>>145496832
nice source senpai

>>145494674
go after the dumbasses on the other team and get a lot of farm off them

>>145496923

Open the fuck up motherfucker because you're about to get your ass spoonfed.

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/122955294/#122955410

https://twitter.com/odpixel/status/667382803227672576

That's just off the top of my head. Sheever also mentioned that she read these threads, she saw the webms people made of her.

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Condolences dotards. You had a good run.

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>>145497359
>>>145497359
>Sheever also mentioned that she read these threads, she saw the webms people made of her.

>>145497510
The fall of dota 2 isn't caused by overwatch, retard, it's Team Fortress 2 all over again.
The ever increasing amount of cosmetics just makes performance worse with each patch. The game is so full of bloat and stale that people stop caring.

>>145497702

Step 1. Denial

>>145497702
also the constant patches that encourage 5 manning there is no novelty in being a high skill player anymore

>>145498208
You're not supposed to win team games on your own.

>>145498208
>implying the vast majority of the players are high skill players

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>e3 on
>Overwatch numbers low

Wow its almost like the casual fanbases crossover :)

>>145498439

>Dota2's numbers even lower.

>play fun heroes
>lose
>play boring heroes
>win
wtf dotards

>>145498596
english streamers on atm: cancel, draskyl, bone7, esl reruns
russians asleep
chinks using other websites

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I need help. I think i'm going to build a cheap pc for various game (i don't care about recent AAA games). Mine can run it but I had to repair it so often, it's just shit now. I need a motherboard, gpu, cpu
preferably intel nvidia

<500€

>>145498358
that's not the point.
at the time dendi was a rare breed, nowdays you have at least 1 dendi on every team.
the novelty of being a dominant mid player is gone.

most carry heroes can't reach their full potential anymore since games are so fast paced

>never play tiny before
>ask team if I can
>I play tiny
>die
>"FUCK SHIT TINY, DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY?"
>team keeps harassing me
>I just wanna have fun

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should i be 9k MMR+?

>>145498945
>what are private lobbies and bot matches?

>>145498960
>death prophet picker
>alch picker
>od picker
>viper picker
>bloodcyka picker
you should be prevented from playing dota

>>145498758
i5 4690 (or newer if cheaper)
wait for the amd 470
16 gigs
whatever mobo is compatible (check pcpartpicker)

ggwp

>>145498596
>numbers almost the same as a dead 15 year old game

LMAO OVERWATCH GAMESHITTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Retarded mid player starts flaming the team because he can't watch a mini map.
>Say "Muted" in team chat
>Those delicious butt tears.
HIGHLY recommended, especially if you do it with 0 build up.

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>>145499135
>wait

>>145494138
killed by this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6XwpzdTCY

>21st of June
>TI6 qualifiers start with EG and Secret
>Steam summer sale

Man, shit's gonna be great. I literally won't be leaving my apartment for a week

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WE'RE THE IMMORTALS

>>145499127
>death prophet picker
pre-nerf (a LONG time ago)
>alch picker
easy wins
>od picker
fuck you
>viper picker
probably all the times i had to pick it to counter pudge mid (and won)
>bloodcyka picker
probably random? i don't actually remember picking blood ever

>>145499562
>>alch picker
>easy wins
>>od picker
>fuck you
wow dude wtf is wrong with u...

>>145499324
$200 card that can do 970+ performance

just wait a month nigga

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>>145498758
http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/list/pd6xr7

>>145499627
literally nothing
whats wrong with YOUR bad taste in moba champions?

>>145500135
>my bad taste
most played are jugg, slardar, void, sand king noob

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can we do that thing where we post webms?

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>>145500198
>jugg
>void

Post the webm

You know the one.

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Say my name

>>145500540
The Team Destroyer, The Sultan of Choke, The Tzar of Backstabbing, The Master Of Throwing, The Infamous One

The one and only Arteezy

so eg practically already won ti6 right?


only blunder I can think of is if peter shuts the bed with the draft

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REMAKE FOR KUNKKA AGHANIMS:

>No longer pulls enemies / starts at kunkka

>Now makes kunkka's ghost ship be manned by a crew of skeletal ghost pirates.
>While sailing, the ghost pirates fire cannons to port and starboard, aiming at heroes, creeps & towers. Cannonballs deal 100 damage and stun for 1 second in an aoe each
>Upon crashing, 6 skeleton pirates jump ashore. They are uncontrollable frenzied melee units with 500 hp 35 damage and last 30 seconds and attack in the direction of the enemy ancient.
>Ghost pirates have a passive skill: Cursed Immortality
>Upon dying they reincarnate to full HP after 3 seconds. Does not apply to their duration running out

REMAKE FOR OMNIKNIGHT AGHANIMS:

>No longer affects buildings / gives global aoe / increased duration to guardian angel.

>Now gives omniknight a new subskill: Resurrection.
>Active, 100 mana cost, 20 cooldown, 100 cast range
>Whenever an ally dies within 1600 aoe, their bounty is held back and they leave a corpse for 20 seconds. Omniknight can revive them to 100% HP and mana by praying at their corpse as a 5 second channeling spell. Gold/xp is awarded and corpse disappears if duration expires while omni isn't channeling, or that player buys back.

NEW AGHANIMS FOR TERRORBLADE:

Aghanims added for Terrorblade:
>Reflection becomes a passive aura that affects enemy heroes/illusions within 900 range and for 2.5/3.5/4.5/5.5 seconds after they leave the AoE
>Reflection aura is carried by terrorblade's illusions

TWEAK FOR TINKER AGHANIMS:
>Now also improves March of the Machines
>Heroes struck by march are revealed with truesight for 20 seconds

Remake for Omniknight
>removed from the game.

Remake for Kunkka
>removed from the game

Remake for Techies
>removed from the game

There, fixed.

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>>145500534

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>>145500751
there is no way EG lose in open qualis, they might have 90% winrate against an ORGANIZED 5-6k stack, maybe only 80% against semi-pro teams such as ixmike's

Secret on the other hand...

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>>145500534
You are ______

>>145501217
ON COOLDOWN

Anyone want to watch ti4 hub again with me? ;_;

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>>145501217
cucked

>>145500939
>Scientists baffled by man's ability to fuck up every time.

>>145500789
sounds great, but you'll have to add a 4000g recipe to aghs to balance those

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>>145500534

>>145501217
Mildly inconvenienced.

what if there was aghs level 2 that was built out of a soul booster and 2 ult orbs

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>>145501394
Dude must be dead by now, let him be.

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>>145501394
Lmao how badly did he want to just die at that moment? Anybody have the clockwerk and ES ones?

what heroes should i play to deal no damage?

update?

co-ordinator is down for me, but the nice reddit man hasn't posted anything yet.

>>145501394
I wonder if Lobster Doom is still alive, drinking together with that retarded as fuck looking Earthshaker

>>145501708
icefrog already doesnt know what aghs to give to most heroes
aghs 2 even if it existed will be used by 1-2 heroes max

>>145501885
Void, Dragon Knight

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>>145500534

>>145501904
Tuesday maintenance.

Nothing else to say.

>>145502023
>tuesday maintenance
>on a wednesday

fuckin ameritards.....

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>implying he won't win back to back TIs

what if bloodstone rush into rapier on dusa

>>145502258
He'll be lucky to win the open qualifiers m8

>>145502308
>no aui322
>no bulba thouhg
secret fanshit detected. enjoy bilbo

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>>145502308
you're delusional if you think a team that was top 3 in the world up until RTZ backstabbed them for a second time is going to lose to some random tier 8 team in open qualifiers.

>>145502278
mom maelstrom first

>>145502450
>tier 8 teams
Uh, that's Jimmy Ho and his crew you're on about there.

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>>145502519
cmonBruh

Did the patch change anything?

>>145502278
bloodstone is fine on dusa on theory, havent done it so dunno how good it is in practice
rapier rush can work sort
10/10 build but i hope you dont do it in my pubs

>>145500540
vladislav istanof

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>start training this memebuild I just conceived for free 2k mmr
>start spamming relevant hero and apply memebuild to the perfection
>dominate mid and get good timings
>game in game out my team has at least one 'dude im so high lmao' and or 'dude im just playing fro fun dude xd' and or 'dude are youi autistic dude why are you trying to win lmao xDD'

Just end my life.

>>145500789
>only 100 mana
>20 second cooldown
Broken.

>>145502278
im too busy going sny blademail mjollnir meme'ing on scrubs who, when they see medusa, get triggered like mad and go hit me when im all spiky and lighting

>>145502258
perhaps I should be asking at peak hours, but someone needs to photo shop PPD's face over cleganes saying

>'think i'll take two ti's'

>>145502843
Dude join an inhouse league if you hate randos so much ;^^^)

>>145502843
>play dota
>carry says he doesnt give a fuck
>screams that the enemy are all try hards
>makes fun of them for it
>starts typing that we arent trying hard enough right after

>>145502258
Qualifier Assassins will make sure neither Secret or EG are in the TI. There's already lots of scrimming done by select few members over couple known teams.

>>145501394
man that didn't even look bad

poor guy

>>145502843
>waste your life trying to figure out why valve put 900 mmr players in 4k bracket
>realize that you spamming heroes inflates mmr tremendously
>stop solo queing and quit dota alltogther knowing that your love for the game does not mean you have to suffer

>>145503234
>tfw you don't have a team to join the open qualifiers and defeat EG with
feels damn bad.

>>145502871
>letting omniknight complete a FIVE SECOND CHANNELING SPELL with 100 cast range
yeaaah okay

if you can kill his carry you can kill omni lol

I'm bored

I am too shy to use my mic. what do

>>145504057
Use mic until it you're not shy anymore

>>145503682
>dive tier 3 to try and rax, kill their 3 carries but your carries die as well, supports back off
>omni revives all three of his carries and they go push your ancient while your team waits 80 seconds to respawn

Something as powerful as a free revive needs a larger mana cost and a longer cooldown. That's a 100 second cooldown minimum ability. And I'd say 300 mana as well.

>>145502519
Also trashcan bessa as he changed one player

>>145504231
Really?
Fucking hell, he had a free invite right there.

>>145494579
>45 minute game
>3 rapiers
>10 tower damage lycan
pot lol

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>>145504005
esports soon

>>145504005
draw Zarya x Reinhardt

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How is timbersaw balanced?
Second game I lose against an axe+timber offlane meme stack

>>145505297
>I AM KICKED AGAIN AREN'T I

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is this the guy you dudes refer to when you say n0lans?

>>145494579
keep playing dota and watch some esports when its happening
there is no secret about getting good at this game

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>>145505439
Hey rude he won like the Summit 2 and 3 or something like that!

i wonder how much the Aui buyout was for EG

hopefully one day we get to know the numbers, i imagine it wasnt cheap

>>145504204
hows omni going to reivve all 3 of your carries?
it has 20 cooldown and the corpses only last 20 seconds and its a 5 second channeling spell
he can only reincarnate one person at a time

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>no heroes never die hero

>>145500789
Increase cooldown on resurrect by like a minute.
Get rid of reincarnate for skeletons, make them do something else.
Terrorblade is completely broken scrap the whole idea.
Just make march have true sight for the area it affects, not for things it hits.

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>>145505867
I vaguely recall some kind of Hero that respawned on death as an ult... can't quite remember his name though...

>>145494138
Joke ran it's course a year ago and now he wants to be some legit life coach or some other crazy shit.
Let him die.

>>145505739
Because they probably don't all die at the exact same time.

>>145501217
>that shit tinker won vs this

Goddammit.

>>145505524
He won like 5 lans in a row.

>>145505429
haha!
good one reddit!

How do I make ta relevant in the lategame?

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>>145505958
>Terrorblade is completely broken scrap the whole idea.

are you pretending that some shitty meme aghanims upgrade to a hero's Q instead of ultimate would make a useless trash tier hero into a competitive powerhouse?

>>145506427
that meme lasted for like two weeks

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>he doesn't go aghs + mijonir + pike on Drow
don't you want to have fun anon?

>>145506427
The Mirana Aghs upgrade is one of the worst forced Aghs ideas I've ever read. It is just there to patch her shitty fucking design up in the least innovative way possible

>here have da free nuges :_D

>>145506598
would be the same deal with a terrorblade reflection aura

>oh shit terrormeme has his aghanims we lose
then 2 weeks later
>lmao u spent 4200 gold to slow me by 25% for 2 more seconds and 50 more damage than you'd get by just pressing Q without it lmao

>>145506820
if i wanted a fun memepusher i'd play naga

How To Stop Memeing And Start Playing

>>145506820
>an item so fucking bad icefrog was able to slap 100% attack speed on it and its still bad

whats next
mjollnir gives you +20 attack speed for 5 seconds every time its static charge procs?
drums active attack speed from +25 to +50?
veil of discord now gives -50 attack speed to enemies?
memethorn, already the highest dps item in the entire game by a mile, goes from 1.35x multiplier to 1.45x multiplier and is still shit?

>>145506915
i dont know getting hit by an unkillable illusion that does 100% of your damage while slowing your move and attack speed as long as you are in a 900 aoe of tb and then persisting for 5 seconds after you leave the aoe is pretty fucking crazy

hey guys i recently started playing clockwork and hes super fun and effective in game, can someone give me a tl;dr on how to play him? items/skills etc.

>>145507272
except that without aghanims he already has an unkillable illusion that does 100% of your damage while slowing your move and attack speed for 5 seconds after terrorblade presses Q

all this does is make it last longer if TB chases you and lets him throw disposable illusions at you to trigger it, like a shittier radiance that he can't use to farm

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I'll give you guys a nice memebuild

Aether - Greaves - Veil - Eblade - Mijonir - Pike

What is the One Punch Man build?

>omniknight is at 60% winrate even in 5k+ games

Isn't this what release centaur was?

>>145507414
it makes it so you just cant fight into him if he is with his team, all they have to do is keep him alive and you will eventually all die to yourselves

>>145507565
silveredge rapier tusk

>>145507621
What's the memebuild?

>>145502278
have discussed about bloodstone on dusa yesterday. sux on her. she just dies in 2 hits bloodstone doesnt make her any more durable

>>145507684
epic

>>145507621
Release Centaur was fucking 69%

You don't know the horror if you didn't play at that very October, 2013 it was I think?

It was insane

>>145507728
>gives a lot of mana
>gives a shitload of mana regen
??????????

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>>145507798
I still don't get why aghs doesn't just make his ult stun. Instead we got some dumb run through cliffs shit.

>>145507883
>Why don't we have a GLOBAL DAMAGE REDUCTION, GLOBAL FUCKING HASTE AND GLOBAL FUCKING STUN THAT SCALES OFF 4.0 STR

M A D M A N

>>145502278
The only problem I see with bloodstone is that its a purely defensive item on Medusa that requires lots of successful fighting (and no dying) to become useful and the later you get it the less fighting it'll be exposed to

Still better than manta

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>FREE super relic every 4 seconds

HOW DO YOU STOP HIM?

what are some shit heroes that are a single buff away from being broken

>>145505739
octarine refresher arcane rune kotl cd reduction

has artdoor streamed on panda at all yet?

>>145507565
Just pick Treant.

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>>145508067
I swear he's sleeper op trust me next patch is this one

guys how to clockwork?

>>145508286
ring of repick

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Do we approve fear's gf?

>>145508067

All signs point to Omniknight, Elder Titan, Storm Spirit, and Zeus

>>145508326
That's his nurse, dumbass

>>145508326
can you form your own opinion?

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>>145508326
Is he dating a pinoy ladyboy

>>145508067
Drow, without a doubt.

>>145508326
must've met her at manila

>>145507837
on paper seems good but sucks nevertheless

how do i lane as storm spirit? remnant is fucking useless because doesn't have range, vortex is useless until level 6 because it has shit range, and overload is useless because remnant & vortex are shit until level 6

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why chinks have some much shit flying around on stream?

>>145509032
Their shitposting is augmented

>>145494138
>Says fuck a lot in a shitty voice modifier while pretending to be an autist

SO FAHNNY LAWL

>>145509298
you're actually fucking dogshit like i don't know what to tell you

>>145508067
Treant

Make his Leech Seed actually do something and he would legit be broken.

>>145509393
haha I remember that classic CLQ joke xDD

OUR GUY IS STREAMING
I REPEAT
CHI LONG QUA IS STREAMING

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Reminder that it is a team game you fucking inbred autistic faggots

>>145509743
that's bsj though?

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HELP

THE ENEMY TEAM JUST REFUSES TO PICK DISJOINTABLE SPELLS

>>145509743
bsj is not our guy

>>145510085
>Pow! Zip! Zap!

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>>145510064
Holy shit real sports is so much cooler than esports. Nobody in Dota will ever make a play comparable to that.

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>>145510248
Reminder that it is a team fucking game and you are there to enable everyone to be the best version of themselves.

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>>145507684
I did it. It was okay.

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>>145509576
What if an enemy killed while under the effect of leach seed exploded into healing force and healed everyone in range for 6/8/10/13% of the targets max HP?

>>145510356
Oh shit, that is adorable.

>>145510194
Still doesnt help if the enemy has no disjoint able abilities.

Plus I am shit as storm so I would probably lose anyways.

>sick af
>high temp
>can't play dota 2
>can't read a book
>lying in bed
>literally nothing to watch on twitch
>no good tv show to watch
>/v/ discussing unbelievable utter shit
>/d2g/ is dead

is this the end of the world or something FUCK

>>145510669
So help your fucking team mate in time of need instead of bitching and pointing a finger it wont do no good

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>>145510432
CHOTTO MATTE

>>145510785
I always try to, but I'm shit.

>>145508910
farm
unless its melee against you you have to hope they wait for you to walk to them to nuke them

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>>145510356
>play selfless team-oriented hero
>win every lane in the first few minutes
>spend gold on crow upgrade, wards and smokes
>teammate whines that you're underleveled with shit items and have been doing nothing but 'roaming aimlessly' after he feeds enemy mid 5 times

It's hard Anon, it's hard

>>145510724
>not meditating to force the sickness from your body more quickly

Do you even strive for enlightenment?

>>145508326
cute
but has a dick

that probably means we approve right?

I'm fucking sick of being 2.6k and I have no idea how to get out of here.
It's not like any games are close. They're almost always stomps. Either we stomp or we get stomped, and there is improvement to be made by me sure but I cannot 1v9 no matter how good I am and sometimes I can't lose no matter how bad I am.

It's just an off and on pattern of shitty fucking teammates followed by godlike teammates.

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>>145510908

>>145510581
Might be cool, but seems a little lazy as far as design goes.

Personally I would like to see it function kind of like Cold Feet, where if the person effected doesn't move away from the point of casting they will be rooted into the ground (literally) for a couple seconds. This could be used in tangent with his ultimate and several items for some good combo lockdowns.

>>145510785
>be lowly support
>carry getting ganked
>blink in
>hit the enemies with my slow
>bodyblock the enemies so carry can escape at the cost of my own life
>he turns around and tries to fight 2 vs 4 and we both die

Some people are beyond help.

>>145511014
give dotabuff so we can tell you what hero to focus on to grind it out

>>145511246
I don't really want to giff dotabuff.

>>145511014
try watching your replays to get an idea of how much of a trashcan you actually are. in the moment you are trying your best so it's difficult to see any error you may make.

>>145511408
give a screen of your most played heroes then
if you dont want to do that either what role do you prefer playing
if you like playing offlane and dont play mid telling you to play ta and farm heroes 24/7 doesnt really help you

cancel is handsome fella

>>145511014
>It's just an off and on pattern of shitty fucking teammates followed by godlike teammates.

These are the same people, anyone looks like a shit player when they're doing badly and tilted because they have a shitty lane and nobody cares
Of course some people are legitimately awful but you can never tell until you give them a chance sadly

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hey guys, which hero do i play if i wanna do cool team plays

pic related but sucks at winning games

>>145511784
Why is he perma-tilt in officials?

>>145511840
this

also the fact that at anything short of like 4kish most players have very spotty understanding of the game, knowing the basics of some things and fuck all of others, which means that the flow and team composition of some games will make them do either really well or really badly

>>145511858
le balanced roly poly earthen man

>>145512126
god fuck no i hate that hero
playing with quickcast is so weird

>>145512245
DO YOU WANNA MAKE THE BIG PLAYS OR NOT??

I wish soe would sit on my face

>>145509032
Who are you watching anon?

what heroes should i spam if i expect all my teammates to be retarded

>>145512945
Silencer. You're going to need the extra intelligence.

>>145512945
Meepo

>>145512945
omniknight or dazzle to keep the 'tards from dying

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>>145512945
Ya, I became the world's worst meepo spammer because of this mentality.

Omniknight carry, meme or actually viable?
You go Phase>Armlet>SnY>Shiva's/Heart>Mjolnir

>>145513157
That only works if one of your teammates actually isn't that retarded, otherwise you're just artificially increasing the amount of time lost in a hopeless situation

Ideas for silly/bad arcanas?

>Io
>Balloon
>Tether is string, wisps are water balloons, relocate floats you off

>KOTL
>Is janitor
>Dust bunnies nuke, dustsplosion blind, cans of mana chilling on his cart

>Enigma
>Now Morphling
>Geyser stun, copies morphling's, eidelons are copies of heroes currently in game, black hole is now whirlpool

>Morphling
>Is now jello

>>145513096
i'd have to git gud first
>>145513157
>keep tards from dying
>lose anyway because said tards can't close games

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>tfw no weed hero

>>145512945
sven
has an ok stun
build in farming steroid
on demand bonus ms and tons of armor
on demand double damage and 3x damage at 16
its the one man army hero

>>145513405
>luna
>is now mirana
>lucent beam & eclipse are made of starstorm projectiles

>mirana
>is now luna
>starstorm is made of lucent beams
>arrow is a spinning glaive

>>145513368
mid omni, viable, ye. saw it a couple of times in 4k last week.

the hardest thing about it is to calm down your shitters

>>145512945
np is decent and you can do the null-blade mail build to bully people around all you want

>>145514265
>blademail furion
i never understood the point of this build

He lives once again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmQaFKUJPt8

>>145514401
le fuck xD

>>145510085
pick puck
i think even urn counts for spell disjoint

>>145514370
You sprout your victim in with you and pretend to be a eco-friendly clockwerk

>>145513697
Against something likeEmber I think it's actually pretty good, pure damage+magic immunity, good luck killing him when he gets 6 though

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>>145511729
I haven't played Omni in a while. He was too easy, but also too nerve racking to a point. Plus every game I see a Diffusal anyways.

>>145511840
It's really not the same people. I almost always have better games when my teammates are other english speakers. The games I lose and win the worst are when there's people screaming in all chat in broken english about reproting people.
Or when I get a mid Spec who feeds first blood, second, third fourth and fifth in 3 minutes. That's abnormal and too fucking hard to carry.

>>145513487
witch doctor

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>>>/wsg/1123622

umm dotards...?

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I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO WIN. ALL I DO IS LOSE. HOW THE HECK DO I GET TO 4K? WHATS THE SECRET? PLEASE HELP ME I HAVENT WON A GAME IN 3 DAYS

>>145514883
pick sniper

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i-is he dead?

>>145514883
start lifting

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pick tinker

go jungle at level 1 with iron talon
cut cliff trees, stack 2 camps at the same time while hitting and iron taloning big creeps, spam march
get soul ring via courier
keep spamming march
march at 1/3/5/7, laser at 2/12/13/14, missiles at 4/8/9/10, rearm at 6/11/16

done correctly and efficiently, you should be able to sell back iron talon at 7:00 to 7:15 and buy your finished boots of travel and teleport home. Then teleport around a few times to get bottle. Then set immediately to vacuuming farm AND spamming missiles to contribute to fights. Missile spam from 7 minute travels completely wrecks most people so take advantage of that to zone out their carry and snag some kills and win some fights

arcane boots as your first item after bottle
then you have the choice of proceeding directly to greaves OR getting earlier blink dagger. Blink is more defensive and lets you farm in an unsafe map, greaves wins you fights and pushes once you've got it
once you get greaves or blink, get the other one next
after greaves+blink, pick up aghanims OR get an item to counter mass blademails (euls / octarine / bkb)
now you're slotted out and you need to replace bottle and swap it in/out when at fountain with whatever last item you pick up (sheep, octarine or bloodstone)

the easiest way to win games is to remember that ANY TIME YOU BLINK IN YOU DIE. If you get cocky and go aggressive and blink in to laser someone to death at melee range, their ally will be waiting in fog and blink stun you and you ded. Your job is to spam missiles from fog of war and stay in fog of war and not expose yourself. Even blinking in for a 5 man laser bounce in a teamfight is usually not worth it

you should only use sheep when someone is trying to solo split push your towers and backdoor you or whatever. So if a 4000 hp carry tries to sit on top of your tower alone with mass regen and just soak up missiles while he kills barracks, you can stop that with sheep.

>>145513405
>techies
>make a normal attack
>looks like he used Suicide

>Lycan
>uses shapeshift
>turns into one of his enemy mounted heroes

>>145515121
>pick tinker

stopped reading there

every fucking time i queue ranked:

>instalock safelane juggernaut
>my offlaner is a windrunner
>one support is a roamer and we have a jungling legion/furion/enigma
>my mid feeds firstblood
>at least 3 of them speak exclusively spanish
>mute them and farm against a retarded dual lane
>come out of the jungle with vanguard battlefury manta/sny and win the game

if everyone in your mmr is really worse than you, just win the game

>>145515026
LIFTING DECREASES DEXTERITY

>>145514610
ck tiny dk and viper are good ways to farm mmr
ck is one of the best hero farmers in the game and is also a monster in the late game if you get items
tiny is as good at farming heroes as ck but with aghs can farm creeps too, probably scariest hero to see pushing your t3/rax in the late game
dk and viper both rely on your team but they do a good job as an anchor for your team to fight around, they are also both good at pushing towers, dk does it better though
avoid supporting if you have the option to do it
farming heroes is better than farming neutrals, people tilt and if the enemy thinks they are unfairly stuck in this bracket they will tilt harder

>>145515121
Why are we buying a 5k useless item on tinker?

>>145515016
training arc to power up

Quick
Someone post it

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>5 games and still can't finish that fucking furion quest

Did offlane, mid and jungle. Tried orchid, necro and aghs/octarine builds. Tried afk splitpushing and teamfighting. I just can't win with this guy. I don't even care about 3 starring anymore I just want it over.

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>>145515624
get good faggot


there are people who beat dark souls 1 at SL1 with fists only and you can't win ur 3k mmr unranked pubs with a hero as broken as furion

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>>145515579

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>>145515579

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>>145515725
LOL

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>>145515624
Why do people have such a hard time with this hero?
He has been a favorite of mine forever. You have a global fucking presence and a ton of pushing potential. Look at your mini map.

>>145513487
i was looking for this guy a few weeks ago but his account doesn't seem to exist on twitch anymore

did he get banned?

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So this is basically a SECOND magic stick to put in your inventory, right?

>Every time it procs, it gives you as much HP as 6 stick charges, 30 in total from one purchase
>Generates 1 stick charge of mana every 17.5 seconds, 3.4 per minute
>Stacks with stick
>Can be bought in multiples
>Can be dropped when in multiples to keep the regen longer
>Gives regen even when farming, letting you sustain jungling indefinitely

why do people do shit like waste 300 gold upgrading to magic wand when you can get so much more value from other small items

>>145515624
keep in mind its 5k building damage, that includes all the small useless buildings and raxes
there is no reason to go full split pushing for this quest, go full fighting build and help your team

i really want to learn meepo but i'm too much of a pussy to pick him in pubs

well no it's not that it's just that everyone on my team suddenly loses 50 IQ and starts to bully me when i pick meepo
and IQ loss is a continuum to deaths as 1d=IQ*0.9

>>145516232

>safelane Luna gets to farm mostly uncontested
>6 slotted entirely with "efficient" items like Ring of BadMedallion, BadBooster, UselessWand, Cluelessman'sShield, and Good Aquila

STOP IT

>>145516232
>Why do people waste gold on (lategame stat item) when you can get so much more value from Iron Branches?

So I should buy Greaves on Omniknight in my pubs?

>>145516393
>Pick anti-ooga booga hero
>Complain about ooga booga
?

>>145515121
>pick tinker
>ally picks outworld
>take throne at 17 minutes because nothing in the game can stop your unlimited mana and missiles while your team 5 mans down mid

ez

>>145516397
It's true, you can win any game as skeleton king by just buying 6 branches

>>145516393
Play him in bot games until you are confident in micro/blinkpoofing/netspamming. Then enter a pub game, mute all the idiots in your team, and stomp the enemy because meepo is can be really hard to fight against when you think it's just some idiot that doesn't know how to play.

>>145516393
literally why do people care about muh bullying. tell them to fuck off or mute most annoying faggots and play your meepo

Is phoenix still bullshit after the fun ray nerf?

>>145516397
what's good aquila

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>>145516412
I'm going to blow your mind, but iron branches aren't a good gold sink even if you can bundle +4 stats into an item slot, not for 300 gold

there are WAY more high impact uses for gold in early game small items than stats. Wraith band, wand, null talisman & bracer & blight stone & ring of shitsilus are all inefficient and low impact items compared to super powerful small stuff like poor mans shield, urn, magic stick, infused memedrops, iron talon, tp scroll, orb of venom, smoke, dust, wind lace, wards, bottle, arcane boots, etc

the only time iron branches are actually worth it is when you can use their active ability. Hell, if magic wand let you spend its charges to plant trees one at a time, it would be a better item

item slots are WAY too fucking valuable in 6.88 to waste on minor amounts of stats or damage or armor. Ring of protection sucks ass, while urn is half a dagon in damage, disables blinks, spams heals on allies and is still efficient on stats.

>>145516920

IS THIS A FELLOW MEMBER OF THE CABAL?

*jungles*

>>145516397

click on your 'freefarm safelane spectre' at 30 minutes
see this:
>power treads
>ring of aquila
>drums of endurance
>vanguard
>vladmirs offering
>yasha

what do?

>>145516920
eating branches gives you 81.5g value from a 50g item.
you're literally printing money.

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>>145517102
>Ask carry why they have fucking drums
>"It was in the guide!"

>>145516053
/weedmandota

reminder to stay hydrated

>>145515903
most of the time you have refresher in stash by the time it's relevant on druid

>>145517240
>destroying a 50 gold item to gain 31.25 gold in healing
thats not how math works
you lose the 50 gold component if you use the 31.25 component
you're literally throwing burning money

>>145517559
>12 item slots

few games go long enough for both the druid and his bear to get 6 slotted
plenty of games go long enough that he has just tranquils / refresher / tp scroll and maybe aghanims on his druid and everything else on bear

refresher is the first big item that should go on LD proper

ability to eat every item fucking when
while keeping the same idea as moonshard - gain only 1/2 the stats and lose some passive bonus
for example eat skadi gain 1/2 the stats but lose the slow
eat radiance get 1/2 the damage and 1/2 the burn but lose the miss chance

>>145517791
imagine alchemist dude

>>145517894
just because of alchemist i want it
i want pros to start playing a fighting alchemist and not this split pushing shit that is useless in fights

>>145517752
if you haven't won by 40mins then its typically some fucking retarded stalemate


remember that most pub games are sub 3k mmr

Is custom games scene dead? I was thinking about making one.

Is there a store.steampowered.com/stats page for custom games senpaitachi?

>>145517791
dumb as fuck for everyone
could be neat for the first dota2 original hero

>>145508367
make the spirits stomp uninterruptible

elder titan is instantly op

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What is actually wrong with me, went from 3.5k to this...

>go mid
>see ogre magi, earthshaker, faceless void trilane
what do?

>>145517251
>dont buy drums urn on spectre
>hope enemy team is just literally retarded and lets you farm naked radiance

its like the people who skip treads because they think they will actually get their items faster with slower everything and less stats

I have been gone for a while so I just found out there was a patch recently.
>Pugna now has 4.5 int gain
Jesus fucking christ.

>>You’ve definitely experienced a lot with different team makeups, what’s the most important trait you now look for in your fellow teammates?
>I think the most important trait you can find in a teammate is being trustworthy. Initially when Arteezy and Universe left it really broke the trust we had when we built the roster. We had all committed to playing alongside one another and to solve any problems that may arise. The team really wanted to have that back to back performance and win a second TI. That was the dream. After DotaPit and Arteezy/Universe left, I felt that they took the easy way out and gave up on that hard working mentality that we were supposed to have. That’s really disappointing because it’s like they gave up on me and the team we were all committed to

man arteezy literally doesn't want to build a team, the retard will probably go to another team after secret loses the open qualifiers

>>145518259
still completely useless hero that is countered by literally one stun from any hero

>>145518245
why not just aquila, phase, & urn? it's a lot cheaper & it still gives a decent amount of early fighting potential

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>>145518259

>>145518420
its like an 800g difference between aquila and drums

>>145518259
Also, why did they nerf dragon lance? Who was abusing it? Meepo finally got a good cheap item and it gets nerfed.

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>Pick Shadow shaman
>Massive level 25 while everyone else is 17 Bristleback doesn't buy BKB
>Spend every fight disabling him as he watches my team kill his team while he sits in my wards
>Team comes and kills him last
>Win
>"If only I had a team..."
These players never realize items choices can be game losing decisions do they? They just see a k/d and assume that's the measurement of worth.

>>145518692
that's precisely why it got nerfed. it's supposed to be a range increase item, not a cheap stat item that's good on melee heroes like meepo. they wanted it to be used for its intended purpose.

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>>145515452
This was my last game.

I tried really fucking hard to win this but NP was just feeding solo every 5 minutes, Invoker was just one shotting anyone who got caught out, and in general people were just getting picked off hard as fuck.
I only picked Slark because the enemy team picked so much bullshit and it mostly worked until my team just started solo feeding one by one as they were pushing. I mean I tried to farm where I could but it was hard as fuck, I called out wards that took minutes to be dewarded. I dunno I just don't think i could have done much.

Died 3 times right at the end there, once because Naga ulted just as I tried to jump on someone while DP had ult up, then buyback and dieback while Treant just ran away and Naga hid in fountain.

Why does Invoker have such a bullshit wombo combo. Fucker needs no items at all to do 2k magic and pure damage every 30 seconds.

>there is a guy 6 k guy on my 3k game game boosting an account and streaming it
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEE

>>145519165
>NP was just feeding solo every 5 minutes
What heaven do you play at where you can complain about a player feeding only ever five minutes?

>>145519281
Well it was more like 5 deaths in 10 minutes then 5 in 20 then his last 4 after we yelled at him to stop trying to splitpush.

>>145519165
my last game had solo offlane sven that went treads, MoM, basher and a roaming jakiro who did nothing

i started intentionally feeding after about 30 minutes to get the game over with quickly and ended the game with less deaths than both of those heroes

some games are just a lost cause, no need to analyze it much

>>145519165
>2k mmr
what do you expect?

what if gambler was added

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>>145518737
>enemy picks 5 ganking cores
>eats our Lycan/CM lane for breakfast
>eats our Treant/Luna lane for lunch
>denies our mid LD left right and center
>crush the early game
>crush the mid game
>get every Rosh
>act surprised when LD gets his radiance and is suddenly double their team's networth because there's no room on the map for 5 cores to farm
>break down into REPOT SLARK REPOT SVEN as their ancient crumbles because five quarterbacks does not a team make

Who could have predicted this outcome?