>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
So LGD's out of ESL Frankfurt 2016. Which team do you think would replace them?
>>145550942
easy question
>>145550942
Kemal is wiring the bribe over as we speak
>>145550942
I'd say either NoDig or Ad Finem, they can 5th and 6th in the EU qualifiers, but 3rd and 4th were both CIS so they might not be able to get their travel shit sorted in time.
I wish soe would sit on my face
>>145550942
BAMF stack
Have you also started learning ruski now that twitch for some reason removed language filters and we drown in babushka streams again?
hi
>>145551143
don't post this again
>>145551143
hi
>>145550942
DC of course
Geuss the mmr
Envy on his stream right now
>hey pink
>can I play carry please
>I know secret is a shit team
>But I'm still a carry player :(
B T F O
>>145551019
>>145551305
Sunsfan and Kemal racing on the bank transfer
How to play doom?
>>145551350
3.7k
>>145551350
>FV
>that winrate
4K?
>>145551517
>>145551523
>>145551764
How come you have 47% with nyx then?
abuse the fact that he;s invis and go for squishy heroes/supports
>>145551821
Because you need a hero that can 1v5 to climb. Farming their supports matters little when their carries are already farmed
>>145551764
>feeding during the calibration phase
Ourb guy Trgizi is strim :DDD
What the fuck is with matchmaking?
The game literally sets games up to succeed/fail.
I'm 4.1k and it set us up against a 6k, like...what the fuck?
It was so unfavorable that I only lost 20 mmr rather than 25.
And to boot, it happened TWO GAMES IN A ROW. Jesus fucking christ matchmaking is fucking rigged.
>>145552436
Yeah sure, rigged against you right.
whats the best way to an hero?
I love Dota!!!
>>145551256
wow, whos the qt mate?
>>145552585
Bottle of whiskey and a hose. You need a car, though.
WHEN WILL I GET MY POINTS FROM PREDICTIONS YOU FUCKING JEWISH SHITS
Does /d2g/ use macros? I have macro function embedded on my gaymen keyboard and I've been using single button for pta+oo+blink+medallion+bkb+duel for Legion Commander for example
It makes ganks so much easier
>>145552954
No we don't we are actually good at the game here.
>>145553064
How can you be faster than computer?
>>145551482
Choose one enemy
Inconvenience him
Do nothing else
Nothing at all
>>145552954
go away hacker
>>145550942
>Based xiao8 stack of coordination and discipline will be replaced by a group of greedy, backstabbing cockroaches
>>145552863
me :3
>>145550942
I read in Reddit that both Xiao8 and September are experiencing high as kite fever
>>145551213
Which hero is the most Monster Energy?
DOTARDS???
>>145553809
>is a monster
>is energy
>is pretty fucking disgusting desu
this guy
>>145553857
post futa horseccock
>>145553809
It has to be Ursa
>stomps ground
>fast attacks
>rage mode at 6
>>145552954
I had a macro for blink poofing with Meepo a while ago. It worked alright, but wasn't really worth the effort.
>>145552585
Just walk in to a jungle camp
>>145553857
how big is her dick?
A hero that badly needs a remake?
>>145554572
Sniper
>n0tail performs, outfarms miracle some games
>moon performs, lands several game winning chronos and hardly feeds offlane
>even retarded panel sucks cr1t off for his god tier performance
>fly figures out the metagame and outmemes even Kuro
how do people say this team is Miracle plus 4 anymore? 9k MMR means nothing without a good lineup around it.
>>145554572
Pit LordSqueezing him in would turn the meta into a 5-man rat galore
>>145552954
Nah, stuff like that creates an uneven playing field which takes away from the entire point of playing multiplayer games, and ultimately it just makes you lazy
lifestealer every game
I think the indian servers are pretty shit.
I get people who are 1000 mmr lower than me in my matches.
>>145554702
Fuck off noskill
So... who's to replace LGD at ESL One?
>>145555297
India is actually the lowest skill country in the world.
>>145555384
it'll be newbee
>>145554572
Brewmaster
>Not Today changed player
>Shazam changed players
>Dragnel probably changed players
>FDL too
Who the fuck is Valve going to invite for NA qualifiers?
>>145555672
yes
>>145555745
>FDL too
Who's out of FDL?
Peter Dager Verified account
@Peterpandam
Casters might want to consider upping their metaphor game or just stop trying to use them. Its funny tho
Zach G @DontDazeMeBr0 21h21 hours ago
@Peterpandam might wanna step up your DOTA game before worrying about others' jobs
BRUUUUUUUUUH
>>145555745
I hope no one because NA is literally a joke scene
>>145555958
>>145555958
Zachs got some sick banter there, but who the fuck is he?
Will Singsing make it to TI?
>>145555958
PPD's right though, I want a caster to define what tempo control means during a stream to take the term seriously. Rather just use word momentum.
Win condition at least means something.
so i know basically nothing about the pro scene, where do i go to learn about it
>>145555434
That might explain it
Whats the top skill one?
>>145556118
>Win condition at least means something.
Does it? Pretty sure a team can comeback when the enemy have reached their "win condition".
Is it impossible for a team to win until they have met their win condition?
>>145556198
Watch games and tournaments.
>le win condition
>not just say destroy the ancient condition
Fucking casters man.
>not
>muting
>casters
people do this?
Games with comebacks are the best adrenaline rush
>Radiant throne dies when solo Axe chops the throne dead from 300-500HP just before Juggernaut and co. spawn
>Valve implements the major system to "improve tournaments quality"
>All non valve lans became irrelevant
>The biggest teams either don't participate in them or just don't care about them
>You might see the top teams only play 1 or 2 days in months as opposed
>Since the pressure to get into them is so big all teams backstab each other as much as possible, merely getting last place is worth as much as getting top places in most other lans
>The quality of the teams keeps dropping sharply
>Which produces 0 hype for all tournaments since no one cares about the teams
>And utterly boring games
>all they achieved is to get people to buy 4 compendiums a year
>>145556260
Win condition just means that something has to happen for winning to be possible. If enemy has 6 slotted Tinker and the other team is winning yet unable to push because of march, then their win condition is to kill Tinker when he has no buyback or kill him twice and they win.
>>145556437
Except both OG and Liquid played in shit ton of tournaments through out the year.
Mean while Secret V3.0 crashed and burned with EG because they were TOO GOOD FOR ONLINE GAMES
>>145551109
put and "en" at the end of link
you are welcomee anon
>>145556406
>late game Lich
might as well be 4 vs 5.
>>145556437
>all they achieved is to get people to buy 4 compendiums a year
Just as planned
>>145556486
Tournaments in which no one but t4 teams try because of the mememayor
>>145551434
he still streams on panda?
>>145556437
what
doing well at non valve lans is how shitty teams like Wings get direct invites to majors
>>145556578
Yeah those TL and OG sure were T4 teams when they went to fucking 1st and 2nd in latest Major
Eat a shit faggotttt
Can we nerf Bounty into oblivion he's so fucking annoying early game its ridiculous.
>>145556437
>>The quality of the teams keeps dropping sharply
All true apart from that. Teams are getting much better and skill gaps are closing.
>>145556528
Sure, but our Terrorblade was constantly dying and we were against Aghs Necrolyte. Still, yeah Lich won't do much lategame..
This game is like an incredibly good high
>>145556437
Hardly different from pre-major times. You always have 1-3 reserved T1 teams that only attend few tournaments, like EG. Secret tries to be EG in this matter but they're shit so it doesn't work out for them.
Having 3 major events and TI to look forward to is significantly better than an odd chink LAN and Starladder here and ESL there scattered around 11 months when TI isn't happening.
Majors > big LANs before the majors system. Only a very few exceptions to this exist, like MLG Columbus.
>>145556620
I think you lack reading comprehension
>>145556649
No. Not only teams are getting shittier but valve keeps making the skill ceiling of the game collapse with every patch
holy shit when are the english streamers coming back?
Dotabuff is pretty neat since you can write private notes for yourself in the comment section (if you are logged in)
>>145554572
Tinker
>>145556719
Top teams of today could defeat any team that isn't a TI winner from the past. Skill level keeps rising and teams' skill levels are converging.
>You will never undo Zai's bun and fuck his bum
;_;I hope he's still good at the game.
>>145556719
>No. Not only teams are getting shittier
What? What proof do you have of this? Do you not see the tournament results and see how they vary alot and teams keep beating each other?
1st for trax=best waifu
>>145556712
>Hardly different from pre-major times. You always have 1-3 reserved T1 teams that only attend few tournaments, like EG. Secret tries to be EG in this matter but they're shit so it doesn't work out for them.
Before TI was 1 gorillion dollars all teams pretty much played every day and assisted to every possible tournament
>Having 3 major events and TI to look forward to is significantly better than an odd chink LAN and Starladder here and ESL there scattered around 11 months when TI isn't happening.
But there were more events , multiple ESLs multiple slav ladders, 3-4 international chinese tournaments plus chiense exclusive tourneys Dreamhack MLG, etc
And before that there were 1 gorillion online tournaments. Navi and alliance played like 1 or twice a wekk
>>145556805
lol no. Ti4 teams would mop the floor with all current teams
>>145553857
Nothing wrong with the major system
They all have open qualifiers too which is good
Yea I guess making other tournaments irrelevant kinda sucks but they still happen, just have to play most of their games online
>>145556952
>But there were more events
Quality over quantity
>next lan this weekend already
Who else can see this coming: OG will deliver an underwhelming performance and show that winning anything in this game means nothing.
Secret will never win lan
>>145557035
>There were no tournaments
>There were too many tournaments
What quality? Outside of the majors all teams don't try or dont participate and the ones that do are T4s teams as opposed to T1-3s like it happened before
a T3 from before was 10 times better than the ones from now
>>145557102
Is that new Secret roster?
Hey dotards, is there a way to remove client effects?
Like those unnecessary green/blue smoke while queuing for a match to lose.
>>145557102
>murica
>team acquires NA players
>instantly becomes worse
EVERY TIME
NA CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
The real tournament begins now, it's all been fun and games this year, but TI is the only thing that matters.
And TI is mine.
So, The Team Secret facebook page updated their cover photo.
>>145557298
psh, nothing personal.... kid
>>145557205
B _ _ _ _ t _ _ _ _ _
>>145557205
>He didnt fall for honeypot TI's nor for honeypot Majors
This man cannot be stopped, he will win TI6 (only non-honeypot valve lan) and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>145557298
What the fuck is up with Pie?
He looks ill.
>>145557298
So they became an organisation with sponsors and shit which is what puppey was escaping from in the first place...?
>bulba
>>145557338
Why does this guy look so damn autistic?
>>145557338
bulba thouhg
>>145557414
you have to actually win games to be able to make that happen
>>145557298
rofl did they swap with EG again
>>145557340
No idea
>>145557430
Because he has legit autism
>>145557414
They are their own organization, instead of being under some gaming organization.
>>145557298
I feel really bad for Secret now.
ITT: Faggots posting Shitrekt thinking that they will win anything ever.
>wake up
>see this guy on your team
what do
>>145554572
Void. He needs abacktrack.
How goes the climb guys
>>145550942
This is what happens when you go to the Philippines.
>>145557660
Nobody thinks they're going to win anything. Take off your tinfoil hat faggot.
>>145556437
>all they achieved is to get people to buy 4 compendiums a year
More like to pease leddit's communist fantasy of a developer controled scene like MUH LCS
Guess MMR bois
>>145557298
JUST: the team
>>145557803
alright, in the last 2 days i went up 50 mmr
>lifestealer is balanced
-d2g
>>145557825
Fuck off shitty chink.
>>145557861
2.8-3.3
>>145557723
Disband
>>145557861
why do you play so many games with heros you are bad at?
>>145556952
TI4 is 6k level at best
>>145557723
Cheats: Enabled.
>>145557851
Why would leddit care about that when the end result is a net lose for all viewers including themselves?
its just 4 jewpendiums they don't even give the 25% to the prizepool as poeple would know the amount of money they make isn't spent in dota
>We made 300 millions out of the jewpendiums
>Still no pitlord
>>145556437
as opposed to
>9 months of shit lans
>1 month of TI
>2 months of nolans and streamcucks
we get
>3 months of majors and high level dota
>1 month of TI
>7 months of russian streamers
>1 month of nolans
somehow the latter option is better
>>145557987
>Defending the MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD
Listen here, pinoy. You are the poo in loos of South East Asia. Now go man your telephone, I've been on hold with customer support for 30 minutes.
>>145558201
Thanks, now you've confirmed you're a real shitty chink. Don't you have more dogs to eat and dota majors to ruin?
>>145558126
For sure that you weren't here when EE,ppd and RTZ started crying about MUH OVERSATURATION and having to play 8 hour a every two day worth of pro matches(OH SO HARD) while reddit wanted MUH EPIN STORYLINES AND STABILITY
>>145558201
How new
>>145557298
Kemal ruined a great team
>>145557298
What's wrong with his eyes familia?
>>145558025
>>145558063
Peaked at 5.8 now I'm 5.3.
MMR stopped updating on dotabuff awhile ago Idk why :c
>>145558451
He's not white
What right click hero do i pick against balanced armor goblin of mobility and burst damage when my support is retarded, gulag?
>>145558140
Why were they shit? All of them were hype because what mattered were the teams and we saw compete against each other constantly across the planet. Not only we saw them on the tournaments themselves but in all qualifiers
now you see them once a month then in the hypeless major since no one has seen them for so long only to not be seen up until the next major. They don't even go through the qualifiers since there are at least 8 invites
>>145558295
I was here since before TI3
dota went to shit and so did the whole esport department
The one who went muh oversaturation was james and that was around TI3 because of all online tournaments that started overlapping each other.
The whole year previous to TI4 was awesome
Now no one gets anything and and dota is dying
>>145558497
>idk why
You need to connect it to your account again
>>145558451
his soul is gone
>>145558451
He is Tajik that's why
>>145558497
>40% winrate storm
>>145558618
But his father looks like a fat italian and his mother looks like a slav.
>>145558497
but how do you achieve such a low kda on heroes like sf?
It's going to be so interesting to see how Zai fares compared to Crit and Jerax in the upcoming lans. Damn, so many gud supports
Who here /sub 50 winrate with his favourite heroes/
>>145558545
>here before ti3
so you're new
Daily reminder that Leshrac is the meta king and the day he returns again to rule the game, we will finally have peace from this garbage of a patch.
>>145558646
Can't win in 5 k with him at all
But when playing in memestacks its easy win
ESPORTS FUCKING WHEN
Is Centaur secret op?
>>145558872
That's a cute girl. What's her name?
>>145558726
help
>>145558717
Iv been playing since 2011
And have 130+ abandons I guess that's why. I also only play ranked
>>145558931
>Over 10 million players and no signs of stopping.
I can't wait to see how dotards are going to explain that away.
>>145558726
>tfw
>>145558931
oh no, the $40 casual gamer tax has more players than dota what now dotards
>>145558931
>Constant average growth for 5 years
OH GOD THE HORROR
>>145558872
source on this hentai manga? I need it for my daily sadpanda routine
>>145558545
teams literally just formed around ti m8
>be dotard
>shitpost about overwatch
>accomplish ??? since no one even gives a shit about overwatch here
???
>>145559109
>>145558923
>tfw
(real favourites being Rubick, Void and Windrunner)
>>145559250
I remember HotS fags saying this too. Now look at where they are now.
>>145558931
I don't get it.
Guess MMR
>>145559371
It makes the thread look alive at least.
>>145559415
1.5k
>>145559250
all you're saying is that there are lots of casual gamers
no shit
>>145559358
Bullshit
That started happening after TI4
>>145559415
>110 invoker games where he's carried 62.73% of the time.
looks like 2k mmr to me
>>145558931
Dota 2 is always going to be free.
That means poor people will always play it more.
there also more poor people than rich people.
PS: People only play overwatch to see tracer's ass.
>>145559382
>top 3 moba in the world
>made blizzard filthy rice
>failure
It's also on the rise again with it's new ranked system. It's anything but a failure.
>>145559250
it has 20 tick servers, less than tghe 64 tick servers people complain about for CS, so much so they pay for a private client
>>145559590
>Top 3 out of 5 mobas
pfft
>>145558545
>Now no one gets anything and and dota is dying
The combined prizepool of majors is more than the LAN prizepools from pre-major era and you need to remember that they were experiencing ridiculous growth in that department.
Also since Valve is reliable and majors are Valve events, teams don't need to worry about getting paid in case the tournament is a scam.
>>145559602
>20 tick
What does this mean?
That it updates every 0.05 seconds?
>>145559530
the only team with a stable roster was Navi prior to TI4. You would have teams changing every month. The level of play was very low outside of a handful of teams. Chinks were never good, westerners just tilted the fuck out at the first sign of a cheese strat. Burning is trash. Everyone in china is trash and relies on cheese.
I actually hope this game dies so entitled shitters who make a living from this game are forced to beg on the streets. Fuck this 2 year long meta of 5 man after 5 minutes, at least a few years back, the 5 man shitters would get wrecked by solo kings
>>145559581
>down syndrome difficulty
>waifu
>advertised to open public
nice bait
>>145559805
>entitled shitters
Someone is projecting something, how are they entitled? Just because your shitter ass wasn't accepted to whatever team is out there?
LMAO
>>145559794
CS:GO cuck detected
>>145559805
>at least a few years back, the 5 man shitters would get wrecked by solo kings
I wonder who's behind this post
>>145559962
Man I'm so fucking glad Storm is in the fucking trash
>>145559769
20 packets per second, so yes. The csgo private server has 128 tick rate servers, much much higher.
>>145559794
It's not, 20hz is ass, like super ass. Alos that idiot who thinks HotS is good is retarded, they have some fucking weird way of making the servers actually work for that that runs like ass.
>>145560027
>20hz
why are you talking about monitor refreshrates
Guys I haven't played since 6.87 came out, I need to know which heroes are FREE (FREE) wins now
>>145559565
65% percent actually, I don't know which one is the real number though
>>145559753
>Money money money
>Tournaments are hypeless shit
>there are net less important tournaments than before
>Scene is dead
>Teams are getting worse
>>145559805
Bullshit TI2 and 3 no one changed rosters. For TI4 only DK from the important teams and newbee at the last moment changed roster o and that fnatic backstab at the last minute
Now teams rosters after every major so you care even less about them
>>145560093
hz is a general unit of frequency, 20 tick rate = 20 packets as second, measured in hz
>>145560098
Why the fuck do you use Dotabuff when YASP is so much better
>>145560124
there's more money yeah, I hope your not pulling some inflation meme here
wrong
wrong
wrong
wrong
>>145560093
hertz is used to denote frequency retard
>IT IS *REDDITORS GET FUCKING TRIGGERED* WHEN TEAMS CHANGE ROSTER RERUN
>>145560002
No biggies, he will get overbuffed in the post ti patch since tinker will be dumpstered again :^)
I hope EG get knocked out in open qualifiers even though I know it's impossible cause NA are dogshit at the game
>>145560258
>Frequency is the number of occurrences of a repeating event per unit time.
???
??
?
Guys, how do I play these heroes?
>>145560186
>>145560186
I use both, but Dotabuff works better on mobile
>>145560341
>repeating event
server update
>per unit time
per second
>>145560002
i really miss storm, i agree he should be as OP as he was but at least make his ult not take all his mana to go the range of fucking leap
>>145557414
What puppey wanted was a bigger slice of the pie for himself. It was never about player freedom or whatever reddit thought, it was about himself. Which is fine.
>>145560186
What's so good about yasp?
>>145560343
Is it time?
>>145560342
You don't, ez
>>145559962
>Storm was OP
>Storm wasn't part of the 5 man squad
top memes
also that was my post
>>145560093
Jesus Christ...
Sometimes I wonder if americans are self aware of their ignorance
>>145560580
Provides far more detailed statistics of the matches? For example it can compare your 10 minute last hits to average of playerbase on said hero in said lane.
That's neat
>>145560002
t. actual support cuck.
You could put storm back in his prime and would still be shit currently
>le balanced harry potter cape
>le balanced jungle creep of stacking magic resistence.
>Give treant +6 damage
>What he did well, he still does the same as before
>What he did badly, he still does the same as before
literally what does this change accomplish? IT does nothing for his strengths or weaknesses
>>145560095
Lifestealer, slark, and str heroes. No one know about 688 yet
>>145560741
Icefrogs does buffs like that just to remind people heroes exist.
>>145558726
Nope
>>145560095
Medusa mid
>>145558726
nooope
>>145560741
all the buffs and nerfs are like this
>nerf lifestealers BAT making him shitty for actually carrying
>retain his cheesy bullshit infest
>nerf timbers timber chain removing all skill from the hero
>buff his passive, making it even more braindead
epic lol!
>>145558918
>Girl
>>145559275
Look up artist gujira
Where were you when Overwatch killed every other esport?
>>145560095
Le balanced shouty bird and pig man
>>145560985
>overwatch
>other esport
>>145555518
Play him as a roaming support a la kunkka.
>>145560741
it makes him slightly better at level 1 which is the only useful about him until at least minute 10
>hots as their major equivalent happening right now
>not even 15k viewers
>>145560741
Because heroes are supposed to have strengths and weaknesses, not be jack of all trades like Lol heroes
poor redeye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yRFOnGM8-I&feature=youtu.be&t=6s
>>145560741
Literally nothing
All they want to do is tweak some heroes they want to be meta the rest is literally filler. Next patch after TI will nerf those heroes to shit and overbuff others
Not only icefrog doesnt work anymore in dota but valve is literally copying blizzard business philosophy
>>145560741
>Increased base attack damage from 56-64 to 62-70 (total attack damage is now 87-95)
Can get Aghanims like 10% faster?
I wonder how Aui feels right now
>>145561158
who cares? Overwatch is growing and fast. People said LoL was to casual for esports but look how big it was.
As soon as Overwatch starts doing Esports every other game is finished
They'll do their own compendium and blow TI the fuck out
It's going to be so embarrassing when Overwatch continues to grow 2 years down the line can't wait to keep hearing all the Dotard excuses then :)
>>145560741
>not overbuffing
you idiots will complain about any change
>>145561362
>Thinking overwatch can compete with Quake 2017
>>145561362
I hope you're right, I bought that game and don't want it to die so soon.
>>145561362
>yfw it will be more dead than fighting games and RTS within a few months
>>145561362
I mean, who cares?
Dota and Overwatch fill different niches. I play dota because I'm a depressed sadsack and love to play a game that will suck my whole day so I can forget about how depressed I am as I slowly make imaginary gold and get the big triple kill plays.
Overwatch is for those first person shooter moments when I actually want to interact with friends.
Overwatch isn't fun to watch though and the viewers who watch shooters and ARTs are different.
>>145560947
>Timberchain being interruptable removes skill from the hero
it is quite literally the opposite of that m8, Before you could literally 'lol i chain away scott-free fuck carefulness'
>>145561550
>ARTs
It's ASSFAGGOTS
>>145561362
>Implying OW esports won't die because of rampant pro level cheating
>>145561353
Dead people can't think anon.How do you guys think he killed himself? Seems like a slit wrists in the bathtub kinda guy to me.
now that russia is shit at soccer AND dota what is there left for them lads
>>145561362
I can't wait for Quake Champions to BTFO Overmeme
>>145561727
Kebab removal
>>145561678
> slit wrists in the bathtub
why do people do this? Not the slit wrists part, I mean doing it in the bathtub. I mean, if you want to kill yourself why do you care if leave a bloody mess on the floor?
>>145561353
>Tfw you look at his twitter and just feel sad
>>145561438
>>145561746
>Quake Champions
Why did they have to jump on the 'le unique champions' meme?
At least UT is still true to it's roots.
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE SO TERRIFIED OF OVERWATCH
LITERALLY CAN'T RESIST TALKING ABOUT IT WHEN ITS MENTION
>i-it'll be dead soon
SAID THE DOTARD NERVOUSLY FOR THE 5TH TIME THIS YEAR
>>145561746
>>145561438
>Thinking people still care about Quake
>Thinking people will care about this watered-down version of Quake
James it is time to stop posting
LingPing2000 sucks at dota and he knows it too, he aint upset in the end he got a million dollaroos or something for free
>>145561828
I think the idea is it's supposed to be warm and comfortable.
>>145561828
It's so you can be the least inconvenience to people as possible and people don't check the bathroom as often as a room. It also shows intent in a lot of ways.I've considered shit like this and I try to reason my way into how I could end it but not annoy people.
>>145561828
People want to relax in the bath while life slowly fades from them.
Pretty sure this has been done since the Romans if not before.
>>145561828
Hot water keeps the blood from coagulating doesn't it?
>>145561828
warm water stimulates blood flow and prevents clotting
So why doesn't Attacker want in on a pro team?
Is he just happy making mad twitch bucks?
It is very nice to kill oneself in the bath tub
that way the shit that gets released is easy for your mother to clean up while she is wiping her endless tears when her slackjawed faggot son slit himself when life was wee bit hard
>>145561828
Because people that kill themselves feel (among other things) that they are a burden to other people.
So they want to kill themselves in a way that will not cause annoyance like having to clean a massive blood pool on the floor
>>145561828
It's comfortable, I think it also helps with the blood flow, plus a lot of the time they do in some way care about others and don't want to inconvenience them anymore they already have.
>>145562113
suicide faggots blown the fuck out
enjoy your shitty release from life
>>145562104
probably doesn't want to expose himself to haram thingsLD, Fly
>be 1k
>try to support or round out the team with a good pick, be helpful
>lose
>ignore everyone and bark orders while playing cancer lancer
>win
So this is why the community is so toxic.
>>145562087
your mum stimulates MY blood flow
:^)
>>145562348
>toxic
Have you tried Overwatch?
>>145562387
your mum stimulates my prostate
>>145562447
is dota the only community able to handle the banter?
>>145562387
my mom's dead
>>145562447
>ever paying attention to chat in a team game
>Well played!
There's a reason I only talk in chatwheel in multiplayer games if given the option.
>>145562529
Yes. Other people call it "muh toxic community" for some reason.
Saying that, gotards are pretty based too in that matter.
>>145562517
Your prostate stimulates me mum
>>145554572
hitler to remove the muslims
>>145562529
When u either get boiled in the SEA hell pubs or russian open servers in DotA you grow a thick skin
w-w-why ;_;
>>145562707
Maybe you don't drink enough water senpai?
>>145562707
The DOTA 2 Game Coordinator giveth and the DOTA 2 Game Coordinator taketh away! Only DOTA 2 Game Coordinator knows our dotards. However, through our actions we can reveal our true dotards.
guess
>>145562707
>don't play dota regularly for a year or so because of various life reasons
>come back but my accounts are like 4kish MMR and I'm only around 2k skill level now
>lose so many fucking games
The suffering is real.
>>145562890
Earth Spirit
>>145562890
Spectre
>>145562707
>season
>>145562447Yes. I forget this general is super autism over that T word.
My party is ~2.7k and I pretty much only play with my room mate, but hemoved out with his girlfriendSo I hopped on my calibrated and abandoned soloQ at 1.1k
I've made 200mmr today but holy shit. I literally have to explain why having 5 carries on a team is shit idea.
These people are awful. Both at dota, and as human beings.
>but you have to share farmin lane!
>wtf why are you sstill farming and not fighting AM, it's 12 minutes we must all run around the map now aimlessly hoping to stumble into the enemy
>wtf y u warding their jungle you shitter
/blog
>>145562890
Huskar
>>145562707
>SEASONAL SHITTERS ARE 3K'ERS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
IT WAS PROPHESIED YEARS AGO WHEN THIS WAS REQUESTED THAT PEOPLE ASKING IT ARE SHITTERS
ABSOLUTELY DANK
lol
>>145562947
I know this feeling, and being so bad makes me not want to play anymore so I stop and the cycle repeats itself with me being worse at the game every time.
>>145562447
Overwatch is filled with immigrant Leaguers bailing on their shitty ded gaem. And unfortunately, they're bringing their hugbox attitudes with them. I seriously would rather be playing with 12 year old mexicans then these whiny shitters.
explain this
>>145563090
>>145562947
I had exact opposite to happen to me. 10 month hiatus, jump back to ranked first thing and breeze through and gain more MMR than ever.
>>145563145
That's fucked.
I can't believe25,000 people give a shit about HOTS
>>145563145
who the fuck is even watching Dota streams right now? Is there esports on that I don't know about?
>>145563360
Nobody but ruskies and wagas retarded circlejerk
>>145563216
They have a major right now apparently
AARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>>145563360
I'm at work so I can't play dota but I can definitely watch it while doing braindead work.
>>145563172
It's improving but it's been a hard road. I like literally couldn't into map awareness or knowing hero limitations in diving etc.
>hots majors
>15k viewers
>>145563513
I just realized I haven't seen that SCOREBOARD in ages, I always DC after throne dies and never see it.
>>145563513
>battlefury
wat are you doing nigger?
>>145563536
cumiko :3
Is there any new cancer hero in this new patch?
Why is cucklane void so fun doturds?
>>145562952
>>145562959
>>145563013
>be 6 k
>que international party ranked with friend
>4.5 k games at most
>go offlane and freefarm into roaming onto entire map
best spent money of my life
>>145563560
>I always DC after throne dies
good luck in the open quals rtz!
>>145563513
Shit nigger, whats this
>>145563758
>ap corki
>>145563789
?
RTZ always DC's before you dunce.
>>145563758
viable kill yourself
>>145563718
lifestealer, sven
Slardar in organized play apparently.
>>145563513
I never knew the depth of the abyss were that deep. Holy fuck these MMRs.
>>145563718
supports are generally awfull untill you hit 5.5k+++ so any offlaner that can into greed, catchup in farm/punish uncoordination is top tier in pubs.
>>145563115
league was a quarantine and now that it's finally falling apart its players are going to shit up every other big game's community
>>145563631
Drow
>Hurricane Pike gives her a FREE MOM (FOR FREE).
>>145557298
looks like bulbas face is literally shopped over universe
Im watching Hots major because I feel bad for them :)
>>145564113
How fucking boring is it?
>>145564113
What's HotS like, senpai?
>>145563758
>no force staff
kys
>>145564113
idk, I like playing Hots when severely drunk for some reason. Then I throw up and fall asleep
>>145564237
>>145564269
It's like I'm watching Starcraft2 or something but without all the units. Seems to play really fucking slow too.
>>145564371
>Then I throw up and fall asleep
this happens to me when i play any blizzard game sober
>>145564113
pretty funny to hear them use 'our' esports jango
>we talked about it earlier
>win condition
what else have they been saying
>>145562994
how the fuck do you even calibrate at 1.1k, like what the fuck did you do?
I'll keep coming.
>>145564542
I just heard 'hyper-aggressive' from the panelists, can't wait for the tempo-controller.
Will Invoker ever be Balanced? Neither OP nor trash tier?
>>145564645
who the fuck is this
>tfw slark and lifestealer get banned
feels so good
>>145564752
That's like asking if Arc Warden can be balanced along with Techies.
Those heroes skill sets are just made to be ridiculous in concept. So you have to make them really shit so they aren't.
Hots has a black pro player, why don't you dotards? You're not racist are you?
>>145564787
its what will happen to you if you dont quit playing video games and go get a jobby
>>145564914
dota is too hard for black people
>>145564914
because dota takes skill and nigs are dumb.
Does /d2g/ like woomie?
Would a woomie hero be splokay?
>>145564542
T E M P O C O N T R O L L E R
>>145564914
Actually I am
>>145565075
Can she splat onto my penis?
>2012
>they need to gank naga while she's farming and take roshan to win this game
>2016
>they're gonna need a rotation on naga while she's split pushing and sneak a roshan in order to control the tempo of this game, push high ground, and ultimately reach their win condition
>>145564914
It even has a transgender player. For some reason, Dota and CS:GO are games among esports with the most conservative scene. Strictly white males (tattooed alphabros in CS:GO, white autists in Dota).
>tfw massive losing streak
>tilted as fuck
>cant stop playing until i win
does it ever get better bros
>>145565196
>Dota
>white
Are you even fucking trying?
>2016
>Not playing the ultimate TEMPO CONTROLLERFaceless Void
Nice un-tempo-controlled game, dotards
>>145563065
>Blizzard keeps shitting bad games
>only blizzdrones are interested in them
>there's a limited amount of blizzdrones
>the more games blizzard shits, the less blizzdrones per game
>in the end all games look dead except rngstone because of the tablet audience
kek
>>145565196
nothing wrong with that
>laning phase ends
>it's a teammates get caught out repeatedly in the river, throwing away our chance of winning episode
THE GERMAN HOTS GUY SAID TEMPO CONTROL
HERE
WE
FUCKING
GO
>tfw i will soon be forced 50ed harder than i even have before
>>145565331
To this day I'm still not sure who that guy with Akke and Throwda is.
Maybe just another swede who was wise enough to not get involved in dota.
>>145565132
buzzwords will kill dota
>tfw no one uses these shitty meme words in pubs
i would throw game rather than let these faggots win
>>145565364
Wasn't Blitz the dirty fucker who started this meme word shit?
-tempo controller-
-win condition-
-power spikes-
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>145565452
i see rotation all the time in my pubs
>>145565416
>pick ancient apparition in your games
>play ancient apparition
>pick ancient apparition in my game
>team picks lowest-impact heroes possible
>my safelane tiny feeds 3 times and pings me because he expects ancient apparition to blast out 400 nuke damage
>>145565516
rotation has been around for years already
give it a few years and you'll be seeing "pick tempo controller" in picks
>>145565516
>not playing eu cyka
your loss
>>145565479
>power spikes
power spikes are pretty legit desu, it's used quite commonly in league. It's pretty self explanatory aswell, it's a period where you 'power level' increases drastically, whether that means an item pick up or a lvl 6 on a specific hero ect.
>>145565132
you are fucking retarded if you think split pushing or pushing high ground are something new, specially when split pushing was "hot" in 2012.
>oh wow people started using tempo control and win condition I can't handle it
holy shit d2g is so damn retarded half the people here should make the world a favor and neck themselves
From this point on I will only refer to heroes by their names in pubs to look cool.
>Pick Karroch!
>>145565479
power spike is actually an alright one. like when a phoenix hits 11 or when alch gets his farming item or when tide gets blink. a lot heros become a thousand times more useful when they hit a certain level or get a certain item
>>145565656
Fuck off LD
>>145565631
>power spikes are pretty legit desu, it's used quite commonly in league.
Dota literally turned into league of legends under everyones noses
I bet valve marketjew department surveyed the competition and is forcing everyone to spout the buzzwords
I'm approaching my power spike boys only a couple more rotations before I peak
>>145565719
>copying a dying game
sounds like a brilliant idea lmao
>>145565719
people used to just call them 'timings' similar to rts's like sc2.
power spikes make much more sense.
power spike sounds like a retarded abillity lion would get if reworked
>i got the power spike!
>>145565827
Timing makes more sense as it includes all the period of time that takes to get there
Power spike means nothing in itself
>no car hero
Anybody watching this TSpirit Polarity game?
Did Xboct just skip BF completely and just rely on empower?
>>145558292
Fuck off pinoy shit
>>145564914
we have indians tho
>>145565878
>Its laguna blade that stuns everyone who touches it
>>145566009
>shitsu the poo in the loo
>pro
>>145565960
copter hero > car hero
SEQUOIA POWER SPIKES AFTER ROTATING TO THE UPHILL PUSH FOR THIRD TIER FORTIFICATION DEFENCES CIRCUMVENTING THE ROTATIONS OF THE OPPOSING GROUP OF FIGHTERS WHO USE PARCHMENTS OF TELEPORTATION WITH INCREMENTING CAST TIMES DEPENDING ON THE AMOUNT OF PRIOR LOCATION CHANGES WITH THE SAME DESTINATION PRECEDING THE CURRENT MAP POSITION ALTERATION
BACK TO YOU, TOBIWAN
>>145565969
Yes BF is pretty garbage if you have Magnus in team. He was extremely hard to kill because he didn't waste gold on BF.
>>145566156
is sequoia a hyper carry
>>145565940
>Timing makes more sense as it includes all the period of time that takes to get there
which has almost no relevance in dota because of how varied the 'timings' can be.
I twas used in RTS's because there was an almost pin point time in the game in which an upgrade was taken in like 90% of games. Missing this timing was 100% due to being inefficient.
Timing doesn't mean anything anyway, like what is so special about this period of time? Power spike is objectivity a more intuitive phrase, you are stronger now than you where 1 min ago.
gonna be at esl frankfurt, only sunday though, and now i'm wondering - will there be a chance to get autographs? can't find any info on website, maybe anyone here has been there in the past and can tell me a bit about it?
>>145566156
lads, should i buy collector caches? what are the odds of getting good shit?
>>145566232
>which has almost no relevance in dota because of how varied the 'timings' can be.
Only if you don't play the fucking game
>I twas used in RTS's because there was an almost pin point time in the game in which an upgrade was taken in like 90% of games.
Its the same shit in dota with getting farmed or certain level or actually hit the timing for an strat like pushing strat that didnt get a sizeable advantage by 20 minutes were going to lose
Carries who would get outcarried by others,etc
>Timing doesn't mean anything anyway, like what is so special about this period of time? Power spike is objectivity a more intuitive phrase, you are stronger now than you where 1 min ago.
No it isnt
Literally
LEAGUE
OF
LEGENDS
Are you from valve jewmarketing department? If so kill yourself but not before murdering everyone there
>>145566395
Do you have money to spend on pixels?
Do you like some of those pixels?
Do you want 24 FREE LEVELS?
If so, yes
else no.
It's OVER
DotA is FINISHED
>>145563513
>53 MMR
Wew lad
He's aiming for the fabled negative mmr I see
>>145566436
>Its the same shit in dota with getting farmed or certain level or actually hit the timing for an strat like pushing strat that didnt get a sizeable advantage by 20 minutes were going to lose
No ti fucking isn't have ever played an rts in your life? It's as fucking clear as day how different the two are.
In rts's there are LITERALLY BY THE MINUTE points in the game where you are MATHEMATICALLY expected to hit an updarge / attack the enemy ect ect.
The amount of variable from game to game in dota 2 makes it impossible to have this level of accuracy, unless you are going to call a 10 - 15 mins period a ' timing' in which case leave this discussion immediately you have no idea what this term means.
>no it isn't
"B-B-BUT IT;S THE BAD PEOPLE FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WHO MADE THIS PHRASE, HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY B-BE USEFUL??"
"YEAH I'LL JUST PRETEND ITS NOT , MORE INTUITIVE BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO THINK THAT LEAGUE COULD POSSIBLY DO SOMETHING BETTER THAN DOTA"
yeah I'm assuming that at this point you literally don't like the term because it came from league if you are trying to argue that 'timing' is more intuitive.
>>145566858
Oh boy, dragons?
uninstalling dota right now
>>145566858
we had a good run but its over now
>>145551143
>>145565792
This reminds me: where can I find r34 for dota thats actually decent? Most of the stuff I see is kind of mediocore.
So I have been resorting to Lol.
>>145567120
dotacouch is literally the pinnacle of dota porn
>>145566858
imagine Riot copyrighting MOBA. that'd we ebin
literally everyone and their mother making mobashit right now lmao
>>145566858
Explain this dragontards
>>145567178
>>145567120
dota's fanbase is mostly gay/furry/gaywith shit tier waifus so you're unlikely to find any good porn of it
>>145567178
Lmao what.
>>145566858
Is this the end of dota as we know it? Look at these fucking incredible graphics
How do I deal with Omniknight and Storm Spirit combo raping your team
Has TinyTiky ever made any more art after the christmas party one
>>145566927
You have to get items by a general time, push a lane of rax, get roshan, win the game, all by a certain time or your chances of winning evaporate quickly. It's a fairly nebulous term but it's not totally without meaning. Stop being autistic
>>145567468
Diffusal
>>145567392
HOLY SHIT IS THAT BROODMOTHER CARRYING FUCKING WINTER WYVERN MOUNTED BY FEM-SNIPER WITH A WRIST-MOUNTED SPIDER LAUNCHER???
>>145566927
>In rts's there are LITERALLY BY THE MINUTE points in the game where you are MATHEMATICALLY expected to hit an updarge / attack the enemy ect ect.
Its the exact same shit in dota, mathematically x amount of creeps spawn, the average of last hits is y the average of gold income kills or not is C, average exp gain is F and so on
TIming is more descriptive because its the sum of everything that has happened and will happen
Power spike means fucking nothing
fucking asshoel
>The amount of variable from game to game in dota 2 makes it impossible to have this level of accuracy,
Except not you dumbshit
>"B-B-BUT IT;S THE BAD PEOPLE FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WHO MADE THIS PHRASE, HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY B-BE USEFUL??"
This is your whole argument
>I ignored what you wrote
>I say no
>I won't describe why power spike is accurate despite the fact it means jack shit in thge dota context
>But since i say no to you mine stays despite i didn't provide any reasons for it
NAME THREE DOTA HEROES THAT COULD WORK IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WITHOUT BEING ALTERED
>>145567645
I'd need to play this shitty dying game to know
>>145566927
DOTA 2 is far too complex game for numbercrunching retards like you.
bye
>>145567645
Invoker
Meepo
Chen
>>145567569
YES
DOTA IS OVER
>>145566876
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER
>>145567645
natures prophet
broodmother
techies
>>145567645
>tide
>CM
>cockwerk
>>145567645
gyro, abaddon, venge
>play 4 games
>lose 4 games
Fuck this cancer game
>>145567538
This really only applies to certain heroes with pretty concrete item builds like Anti-Mage or items with limited lategame impact like mek, it's pretty rare all things considered.
Like Tide wants a blink and becomes a lot better with it but he's an offlaner so his 'timings' are pretty nebulous since he can get shut down extremely hard. Depending on how the game is going he can prioritize other items as blink is really good but not required to get a good ravage. He isn't on a time limit, there's no quota. Everything is very conditional.
>>145567823
Is that fucking timbersaw legitimately going to hit 22 MMR?
22 FUCKING MMR? CAN YOU ACTUALLY HIT 0 OR NEGATIVE MMR?
>>145568096
1 is minimum
Is centaur aghs even worth getting? Seems kind of shit and you're better off rushing a heart.
>>145567798
>guinsoo sees intoker
>wow this hero seems like a lot of fun
>stomping kids so hard that he accidentally breaks one of his keyboard keys
>his quas key breaks so he can't cast some of his spells
>no problem, i can make it work
>his wex key breaks next
>loses the game
> gg shit invoker, only casts sunstrike
>starts shitposting about intoker and how antifun he is
This is the real reason he hated invoker.
>>145568262
It's pretty good for saving retards in your team
>>145568336
saving FUCKING retards*
>>145566858
Wish dota was a fast paced moba with classic rpg elements and 30 unique dragons/weapons
~_____________________~
>>145568478
why does everyone pretend to be gay in d2g?
>lost 14 of my last 20 games
did i win too hard or not spend enough on hats
i swear to god ive had some fucking faggot last pick sniper offlane and feed away the game or some stupid shit like that every single fucking game
im at the mmr ive been at for the past year but somehow i just simply cannot win anymore
what the fuck is going on guys
>>145568536
because it gets a lot of guaranteed (You)s
Also it's only a few NEETs who basically never leave
Anyone on eu wanna play some games, normals, customs, whatever?
>>145567617
>Its the exact same shit in dota, mathematically x amount of creeps spawn, the average of last hits is y the average of gold income kills or not is C, average exp gain is F and so on
can you just admit have actually never played an rts in your life at this point? Can you stop pretending that you have any experience in either of the two situations?
the amount of gpm you get in a game like dota is INCREDIBLY MORE VARIED from game to game than amount of income you get in an rts. There is literally no argument to be made her.
The variables in dota aren't just cs for fuck sake, why can you not understand this? You will buy items accordingly to your team, the enemy team and the current situation of the game while keeping a general game plan.
Sometimes you go for a straight rush of an item in a game, sometimes this is your second item. Sometimes you buy a few smaller items before, sometimes you don't. This + the variables on cs / gpm, which is also based on kills / towers is makes for a fuck ton of variables, which impact the timing of a specific item / level. This is an incredibly easy thing for someone who plays dota to understand.
>TIming is more descriptive because its the sum of everything that has happened and will happen
in what way? How do I know that a naga 30 radiance is based on him dying, or him buying an item before going for riddance? It doesn't describe shit, which btw isn;t what intuitive means but ok lets just go with it.
>Power spike means fucking nothing
except it literally says you are now drastically stronger in this current moment than you where 1-2 mins ago based on a specific timing of an item / level.
>Except not you dumbshit
literally kill yourself you have been incredibly ignorant of everything this discussion is based around
>>I ignored what you wrote
I mean i didn't but ok
>I say no
I have literally provided more substantive arguments than you
Less than a million to go.
Almost there lads
>>145569091
oh boy im getting giddy with excitement imagining my extra one and a half battle pass levels
Why is the english streaming community so dead in Dota 2?
>>145567617
>>145568905
>>I won't describe why power spike is accurate despite the fact it means jack shit in thge dota context
described it right here
>>145565631
but you are one of the least intelligent people I have ever met on this board so i'll give you a pass
>>145568997
shutting the swede up good hehe
>>145568997
a moment of silence plz for those poor fgts ;_;
>>145569013
I just wanna play dota with someone and get to it thru time maybe
Am I missing something or is ratting 100% not viable now?
>>145569091
I'm sure to beat the system this time
>>145567645
Slark
>>145569389
Still work below 4k
R-rate me desu
>>145569484
>heroes I shit on 2k with and haven't touched in years for muh stats.png
how come we're feeling so sarcastic today boys
>>145569484
If you keep playing riki, you can climb to 8k next year when he's overbuffed
>>145565358
>lane wirh a huskar
>he harasses them out of lane, coordinate multiple kills, take tower
>landing phase over
>life breaks the first enemy he sees regardless of the situation
>feeds like his names Seymore
>we lose
How? I've played with the opposite too. People that are hot fucking garbage in lane then they go ham after. Wtf?
>>145569484
Oh, I'll bully you alright *unzips dick* :3
>>145568905
>the amount of gpm you get in a game like dota is INCREDIBLY MORE VARIED from game to game than amount of income you get in an rts. There is literally no argument to be made her.
>opponent attacks your workers, you have to move them around a bit while trying to make them farm
>No more Mathematically perfect shit in RTS
>The variables in dota aren't just cs for fuck sake, why can you not understand this? You will buy items accordingly to your team, the enemy team and the current situation of the game while keeping a general game plan.
And? You cannot pinpoint the exact minute but you can pinpoint the average minute
>in what way? How do I know that a naga 30 radiance is based on him dying, or him buying an item before going for riddance? It doesn't describe shit, which btw isn;t what
>Naga hit TIMING at x time y z x happened
>Naga is going to develop x strategy correctly which means C B A are going to be expected to happen
>Other team can't hit timing because naga hit timing, Timing of the team was to do X before Y .
Timing is relative to the context. Timing mean that a set of circumstances internal to the hero and external to it happened and are going to happen
Power spike means jack shit.
>naix got items and levels tehrefore powerspike but it means jack shit, its not a powerspike because naga had already hit powerspike
>It supposed to say it got powerful but it didnt, its meaningless in the context of the game and the time it happens is different given the circumstnaces
>in what way? How do I know that a naga 30 radiance is based on him dying, or him buying an item before going for riddance? It doesn't describe shit, which btw isn;t what intuitive means but ok lets just go with it.
If he hit it late its compeltely meaningless because she is still powerless, it doesnt describe the game
Except it fucking isnt in the context of the game
You fucking ignored
No you didnt. You repeated the same meaningless garbage
>>145569738
Everyone at your MMR is there for a reason and it's very rarely for being well-rounded
What will it take to get an English only enforcement on American servers? This problem has existed as long as Dota 2 has. Give us middle school level grammar captchas or something.
what did he mean by this
>>145570090
English dota is on lifesupport, if valve didn't let the foreign hordes in there would be 30 minute queues
>>145570183
sucky sucky
>>145570183
He meant Pugna is a badass motherfucker with the highest intelligence gain in the game and there is literally nothing bristleback can do to stop him from life draining his shit in.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
whos the greatest terrorblade player in /d2g/
i am
>>145570315
>30 minute queues in exchange for no 3rd worlders
worth
>>145570381
> nothing bristleback can do to stop him from life draining his shit in.
Literally rightclicking him twice
Failing that, just pop blademail lmao
>try to zone solo PA
>she just daggers me repeatedly
>forced to back to fountain
dotards?
>>145570508
just tp out
>>145570387
I dunno m8
This one time I played him and killed some towers and won.
>>145570508
just jungle his wards
>>145557987
Even Pajeets had civilizations and empires at one time. You fucks are literally african nigger tier. Tell me one thing of note that Pinoy scum have done other than unleash their horde of good for nothing children onto the online gaming community?
r8 my desktop
>>145570508
Should've bought more regen senpai, even with the low cost of mana, pa has the worst int in the game, she shouldn't be able to consistently last hit and harass you out of lane.
>>145570457
Decrept?
Plus blade mail is shut against life drain
>>145570653
fuck off coconut mate
>>145570653
fuck off pablo
>>145570659
>worst int in the game
Good thing dagger only costs 30 mana at Lv1 with 6 sec cooldown and 1200 cast range
>>145570508
Play puck and phase shift every dagger
>in lane against PA and AA
>AA uses chilling touch
>daggers are now physical attacks so they get the damage bonus
>forced back to fountain 20 seconds into the game
>>145570810
Good thing it does like 40% of her mediocre attack damage then. Daggers aren't even damaging until she gets coup
>>145570939
It does plenty of damage for trading at Lv1, do you even know what zoning is? The dagger doesn't have to instagib a support to outrade them.
I miss RTZ stream ;_;
>>145570727
>Decrepify
Pugna can either decrep himself or decrep bristle.
If he decreps himself he doesn't get the extra damage (and thus extra healing from drain) and bristle is able to just move away until the drain breaks
If he decreps bristle, bristle can still blademail and damage pugna with spray
>blademail is shit against lifedrain
Lifedrain heals pugna for the damage it does after all reductions, while blademail reflects damage before reductions. A bristle with passive and a casual cloak will take little damage from drain while reflecting the full amount of it. And needless to say, pugna does not shine in the HP department
>>145571278
I don't
>>145571278
Is he ever coming back..
>>145554572
Tinker for sure
Extremely oppressive hero that has an ult that does too much, it does NOT need to affect item actives
Any parties EU?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/whewlad
>>145571509
How COULD you?
Post what you listen to while playing dota.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr3au-ZdIOEStrangely effective
Gained 600 mmr since I've been muting in-game sounds and play these kinds of stuff.
>>145571278
I honestly dont know a single doto pro. Only one I know is Dendi
>>145569807
>And? You cannot pinpoint the exact minute but you can pinpoint the average minute
ok, gonna go back a little to get a few things straight here.
Timing is term that, from my understand, originated within the rts genre. It is a period of time in which you are expected to have a strong advantage over your opponent, due to simple mathematics of a specific match up.
in most scenarios, timing CANNOT be a period of like 10-20 mins. There are too many increases / decrease of strength within this period to fit the context.
Using the average time is a pretty strong abuse of the term imo. A timing should describe what exactly is / should be happening withing a game.
It's about precision, an average is the complete antithesis of this.
Obviously this is anecdotal, but in my experience casters will abuse this term for both averages and the 'minimal time required' contexts. Remember that the discussion is based around the general use of the term within the caster sphere, not your own use of it.
>Naga hit TIMING at x time y z x happened
>Naga is going to develop x strategy correctly which means C B A are going to be expected to happen
if you swapped out 'timing' with 'power spike' what difference is here. You told me 'timing' was more descriptive, so why are you having to literally tell me what has happened in the game this far?
>Other team can't hit timing because naga hit timing, Timing of the team was to do X before Y
again, swap out timing with power spike and there is 0 difference.
>Timing is relative to the context. Timing mean that a set of circumstances internal to the hero and external to it happened and are going to happen
which is literally the same as a power spike
>>145571585
Well I'm not an insufferable faggot for one
weaver hits like a truck now
>>145569807
>>naix got items and levels tehrefore powerspike but it means jack shit, its not a powerspike because naga had already hit powerspike
>>It supposed to say it got powerful but it didnt, its meaningless in the context of the game and the time it happens is different given the circumstnaces
this is a complete lack of understand of what power spike means, So I added an image.
A power spike is literally your power is increasing. As you can see on the graph. But you noticed how the green team is still more powerful than red for most of the game? It's completely irrelevant how actually powerful your team is now, just that you have become more powerful.
>You fucking ignored
I didn't
see
>>145569239
>No you didnt. You repeated the same meaningless garbage
because you keeping moving the goalposts on your own argument
>>145571842
fuck
OFF
>install voice changer
>set settings to "woman"
>everyone is instantly nicer to me
>win more games because everyone wants to impress me
>>145571658
das creepy nigga, listened to the first two stories and I'm pretty spooked.
>>145571658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVfBzWJpT2c
>>145572017
I did the same thing and ended up with Chinese people stalking me, tread carefully cutie!
>>145572162
I did the same thing but pretended to be Black and ended up with Swedish people stalking me, tread carefully cutie!
>>145572162
>turn off voice changer
>>145572017
But I heard on reddit that all females automatically get verbally abused by misogynists if they dare speak in Dota 2
Are you saying it's actually the opposite?
>>145571701
>in most scenarios, timing CANNOT be a period of like 10-20 mins. There are too many increases / decrease of strength within this period to fit the context.
Why? Because you say so? Fucking asshole
>Using the average time is a pretty strong abuse of the term imo
>Imo
>Beforep ower shit valve wants to push to attract lolretards everyone used timing no rpoblems
>B-But muh opinion
>if you swapped out 'timing' with 'power spike' what difference is here. You told me 'timing' was more descriptive, so why are you having to literally tell me what has happened in the game this far?
TIming comes from time, and it indicates shit happened and is going to happen
Power spike doesnt
Powerspike comes from power
that a hero becomes more powerful can be fucking meaningless in dota
>again, swap out timing with power spike and there is 0 difference.
>which is literally the same as a power spike
>Naix hit power spike
>Its meaningless
>Same
??????
And you cut a fucking good chunk of the post
>>145571840
this is a complete lack of understand of what power spike means, So I added an image.
>A power spike is literally your power is increasing. As you can see on the graph. But you noticed how the green team is still more powerful than red for most of the game? It's completely irrelevant how actually powerful your team is now, just that you have become more powerful.
>You fucking ignored
SEE LOOK AT YOUR IMAGE, THATS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORD THATS MY POINT
are you fucking retarded?
YOu cannot hit a power spike if you are still powereless because of things EXTERNAL to the hero
>If yo uswapped for powerspike
and you linked me to this
> It's pretty self explanatory aswell, it's a period where you 'power level' increases drastically, whether that means an item pick up or a lvl 6 on a specific hero ect.
This alone means jack shit. Its only a SMALL PART of TIMING.
KILL YOURSELF
>>145571658
Spooky! SPOOKY!!
>>145572279
no, I'm having a blast
I wish I had the energy to make big strong hard posts like that. All of my posts are tiny and cute!
>>145571214
At level 1 it costs more mana than it deals damage unless you have negative armor. Also how is PA trading hits with a support? Thought she was safelane.
>>145571384
Use decrepit on bristle. He can quill spray once before it expires. That's 65 damage. Meanwhile you deal 150 dps. How does bristle even kill Pugna?
> bbbbut bristle back means Pugna does no damage and procs quill spray.
It's can't proc quill spray and deal no damage. Damage is only reduced by 40%. Bristle back is not attacking pugna.
> once decrept wears off bristle will just right click pugna
Then he isn't benefiting from bristle back and life drain heals for full. Seriously this hero cannot beat pugna.
>>145571214
PA has shit stats at lvl 1 and dagger is bad.
zone her from creeps, deny for exp advantage and get substain in lane.
there really isnt any more tips to give you, if you dont take advantage of a matchup where you are stronger at lvl 1/2 then the other guy WILL fuck you up.
>>145572414
that post was long, like the sagging tits of an old hag.
whore.
>>145571214
you didn't leverage your timings to prevent her power spike
>put swindlezz in place on twitter because hes crying about "muh irontalon junglers"
>cr1t and notail liked my tweet
Feels fucking good man, literally OG (our guys)
>>145572712
Iron talon ruined laning. It's responsible for the death of dota
>>145572824
what else do you expect from a literal LoL item
>>145572824
More like it allowed to be more heroes viable than ever since now you can fall back to the jungle, you still fall behind than farming in lane but its still good
>>145572884
>literal lol item
>meanwhile not even half the chimps are picked
l a m o
>>145556889
looking good
>>145554572
Dragon Knight
This was posted in the last thread.
I win almost every game I play as spectre.
The only ones I have lost recently were because my internet went out.
Whats going on?
>mfw I discover something has been hideously overbuffed but ignored by the community but I don't dare use it
Icefrog...I believed in you
>>145572952
>>meanwhile not even half the chimps are picked
Maybe because you can pick the strongest ones under any circumstance since a literal lol item makes sure you never get that far behind if it didn't fit the game?
>>145573028
Specter is good in normal skill and below.
>>145573232
no you didn't
Did you remember to build GGboots and Aghanims Scepter on Tinker today?
>>145573232
tell me what it is then delete it to keep the info Secret ;)
>>145554572
Centaur
He's just badSlardar right now.
>>145573232
mom mjolnir visage?
veil rush batrider?
>>145573241
m8 whoever is behind in lane is most likely to lose the game because league has no catchup or comeback mechianics, items are literal stat sticks that just give you pure power and make your spells hit harder.
>>145573368
>>145573382ok I'll tell you, riki battlefury :) njoy
>>145572952
Number of new heroes picked that weren't picked before directly due to iron talon: 0
Number of new ebin meme cores that are picked as position 4s because iron talon exists: all of them
>>145573457
wasn't that nerfed twice because reddit sperged out?
>>145573457
DELETE THIS
>>145573396
>catchup or comeback mechianics
O but thats not lel shit problem
ITs problem is that its business model makes it so all champions have to be the same
if it was like dota where heroes have different strength and weaknesses they would be able to lock all champions and lock them behind a paywall as the games would be outright decided by the draft alone no matter who plays
In dota there was no need for comeback shit because of the nature of the heroes
If someone picked a hero that didn't fit the game its his fault and should lose or have a really hard time
No need to add lol shit items to make ALL HEROES THE SAME
>>145573307
>>145573368
>>145573382
It's pretty simple but unintuitive, really hope it gets toned back before people start abusing it or pubs will become unbearable
Maybe i'll test it to see just how broken and fun ruining it is
>>145572017
>>145572162
What's a good voice changer? I want to sound like a qt too
>axe picked on my team
>never fucking builds a blademail
why does this shit keep happening
>>145573396
No. No comebacks because team fights are based soly on who deals the most damage. The team behind will always deal less damage. Lack of control and too much mobility make the game have no comebacks
>>145572303
>Why? Because you say so? Fucking asshole
>why?
>There are too many increases / decrease of strength within this period to fit the context.
right there mate
>TIming comes from time
yes and this time can change wildly depending on the mountain of variables this game has. Timing implies that there is a set time within all games where an item should be bought. This does not take into consideration one of dota's fundamental skills in decision making. If I decide to delay a major item, would I be see as 'missing' my timing?
Power spikes take into consideration of that decision making. That is why they are more suited for this game.
>Naix hit power spike
would obviously be changed to
>naix hit a late power spike
which is the equivalent of
>naix missed his timing
A 'late power spike' implies that he still got stronger, but perhaps not as strong as he would otherwise be if he got it at the right time. This can be further expanded upon by saying whether the late power spike is intentional, based on the situatiuon of the game.
A 'missed timing' implies that he straight up failed and this new item is now useless. An ' intentionally missed timing' doesn't make sense.
>YOu cannot hit a power spike if you are still powerless because of things EXTERNAL to the hero
You can, as i said you are still increasing in power regardless. Like I said, you are obviously going to call something a 'missed power spike' or a 'lesser power spike' or some shit to describe how much worth it has, and whether it was a conscious decision to have a more delyaed power spike, which as said before fits more into dota's larger decision making shit.. 'Timing' does have that fluidity.
>Its only a SMALL PART of TIMING.
because you realise that these terms are almost the same thing if we use your context of timing?
>>145573778
hrt
>>145573735
Your idea is trash and everyone already knows about it
>>145573778
Shut the fuck up already
>>145573854
Can this shit stop? Ruining my scrolling experience
>>145573854
>>>/reddit/
>>>/sc2g
>>145573778
I use Morphvox, just play with it a bit and you can sound really cute!
Let's get a real Dota discussion going! Who is your favorite tempo controller dotards?
>>145572303
>>145573854
you are both autistic literally arguing irrelevant semantics
>>145574441
Medusa
How do dotards lose weight and build muscle?
What is wrong with those players that try to force a teamfight you just can't fucking take, and when they feed they fucking ping whoever survived the fight
>>145574561It'sthesame'person'
What hero do I pick if I want to make the enemy laner's life a living hell?
>>145552585
Those glasses really don't suit him.
>>145574801
People literally just want to fight because they are bored.
I've had so many games were someone has said 'this is boring go fight'
>>145574845
Viper
>>145574795
>lose weight AND build muscle
steroids
Why does everyone bully me into playing support game ;-;
I just want to play something else but everyone picks a carry or jungle each game
>>145574801
They're bad at understanding game strategy or estimating enemy strengthBut their mechanics are probably much better than yours or they wouldn't be in your MMR
Alternatively you're a big pussy and the fight was perfectly winnable if you just had his back. Probably both scenarios happen, it is very possible to be too cautious in Dota 2.
Just started using YASP. Does this mean my snibber is actually ranked 138th?
>>145575005
what if I just want to lose weight?
>>145575070
Of those that have enabled YASP and BASED on parsed matches.
So no, you are not world's 138th best sniper
>tfw got 3k mmr 3 years ago and am too afraid to ranked for fear I drop down to 2k
My unranked is also 3.9k so I'm comfy
>>145575112
literally all diet and light exercise
>>145575204
>destroy my MMR
>actually kinda happy because I was in a rut and my unranked is too high to experiment and practice different roles
>>145575112
cut off your dick
>>145575332
Isn't Ramada on? Is it too late to become a Muslim?
>>145575404
that's literally my one source of cardio
>Lose midlane 0-6 against a slark as clinkz because of how overpowered leash still is on top of duo roaming supports on my ass with zero wards outside of our safelane jungle
>PING PING PING PING PING PING PING
>WHY ARE YOU LOSING A SOLO VERSUS TRILANE ON THE SHITTIEST LANE IN THE GAME
>PING PING PING
>O M G REPORT
>get 5 games of low priority and a 48 hour mute even though i didn't fucking talk once the entire game
gotta hand it to valve. they never did lose their innovative streak. personally i'd have never thought to put a punishment system in the hands of people who don't actually like video games. really gotta hand it to them.
this shit is why i can't climb
literally every game is 1v9 and the only time you win is when it's your turn to get the 9v1.
>>145574795
>>>/fit/ retard
How do I get mechanically good lads
2000 games and I still break like a little faggot under any kind of pressure
>>145575010
>not enjoying the role that lets you spy on, sabotage and assassinate the enemy team while your team blithely hits creeps
Maybe you're doing it wrong
Most people under 4K do it wrong
>>145575523
>ramada
Its ramadan, and no its never too late
>>145575613
buy your own ward and git gud
Reminder that any qualifier assassins that are successful at knocking out Secret or EG in qualifiers become our guys AUTOMATICALLY
This includes teams of 5 KotLguys or 5 zyoris. INSTANT our guy status.
>>145575613
>>145575613
maybe stop feeding 0-6 mid retard
maybe don't pick a fucking clinks mid
>>145575613
>is bad
>get's mad
I love these episodes.
Now tell me more about how it's all valves fault and not just you being fucking trash at this game.
I mean, Clinkz mid, are you for real?
>>145575613
Lmao lost lane to slark as clinks
>>145575523
>>145575703
People tend to gain weight during Ramadan, not lose it.
>>145573854
>There are too many increases / decrease of strength within this period to fit the context.
>right there mate
WHo are you quoting? Naga gets big and splitpush no matter how strong naix gets he is never going to touch a hero or a building and is very likely to lose and has to do something different from whati t normally does. Timing is relative to the context power spike isnt
>yes and this time can change wildly depending on the mountain of variables this game has. Tim
that you would know if you palyed the game and power spike doesn't fix this in any way
>ing implies that there is a set time within all games where an item should be bought. This does not take into consideration one of dota's fundamental skills in decision making. If I decide to delay a major item, would I be see as 'missing' my timing?
No if you get it in time as in the correct time or before other timing are you stupid? it envelops everything
>naix hit a late power spike
>which is the equivalent of
>naix missed his timing
No its not because it doesn't mean anything to do the game, it doesn't tell you if its winning or not. Timing comprehends everything not just what the hero got
>A 'late power spike' implies that he still got stronger,
It doesn't matter if it gets stronger or not , thats not the point of timing you retard.
>A 'missed timing' implies that he straight up failed and this new item is now useless. An ' intentionally missed timing' doesn't make sense.
Because thats not how it works. Yo uare trying to apply the shit definition of your lolshit word into Dota
You said timing doesnt work because x game works different and yet you claim something from other different game works yet it doesnt
>because you realise that these terms are almost the same thing if we use your context of timing?
>Mammal
>Includes different animals
>Monkey equals to mammal
>>145575523
You don't need to be a muslim to fast anon
In fact christians are supposed to fast for carème (Lent?)
>>145575613
>get 5 games of low priority and a 48 hour mute even though i didn't fucking talk once the entire game
lmao nobody believes this so stop lying you little shit
Also there is zero excuse for dying 6 times in lane, ZERO
>>145575613
get good
>>145575751
I actually did. They dewarded it immediately because there's two fucking supports camping my mid and my other lanes are still somehow losing their lanes.
>>145575782
Maybe actually play ranked dota and stop thinking your 1K unranked MMR, co operative bot games and custom TD games give you any insight into how pubs really are.
Failing that, kill yourself.
>>145575936
"I PICK A SHIT HERO THEN FEED MID BECAUSE I'M TRASH"
t. you
>>145575936
POST
MATCH
ID
>>145575935
>faceless void
>has a face
delete this
>>145575869
let me just afk in fountain then, just gotta stay safe right, ward their jungle, b positiv xd
also you have no idea how fucking turbulent people are with their reports. again, fuck off if all you play is unranked/customs. you've got ZERO insight. stop posting.
You two faggots.
Your power spike only matters if anything acts on it, be it enemy or be it you.
Can you now shut the fuck up about it.
When will Valve take action against misogynists and defend our female players?
>>145576245
gg ez
>>145576269
Ugh can you just not?
>>145550867
Just played few games in SEA server boys. Let em tell you fucking peruvians and Russians are angels compared to these shit skins! You'll have
>One Pajeet who tries co ordinating the team but nobody understands his accent and genreally dont give a fuck. He soon loses his composure and starts screaming like a monkey
>Pinoy scum who dont speak anything except their Mordor speak. Most insufferable faggots on the planet.
>Indons same as pinoy now with extra jihad
>Thai .Usually mild but never uses english and uses his pretzel runes
If there is a WW3 I hope we nuke Indonesia and Phillipines. These scum dont deserve the gift of life
>>145576245
this was you wasnt it
>>145576063
People who are free with reports run out very quickly
You're getting completely BTFO here and yet you persist in trying to call us all custom game unranked playing scrubs? get rekt kid
>>145576341
jajaja comment me
tfw invoker
i'm 4.5k
>Not just quitting while you're ahead
Haven't played in 1 month, no desire to start again.
No nightly frustration.
No arguing/reporting non-whites and retarded slavs who're trying their best to lose the game.
Not having to stay up to 3am to finally get the win and go to bed.
No 4 potential retards deciding if you're gonna have a good time.
Bliss... I sometimes miss playing solo offlane Doom though, but then I think of all of the above.
Anons, who was your very first dota hero when you started the game and how much did you feed?
I looked over my dotabuff and it seems my first game outside of practice games was a DK that went 1/10/7.
I had QB, soul ring, and a helm of dom.
Utterly horrible.
>>145576463
My Furion winrate was at 21.5% at some point, at 4k mmr. Brought it back up to 40s since then though.
>>145576368
I didn't know there was a wrong way to play Dota until I stayed up late enough to run into pinoys on USW
>>145576678
sven, i died 24 times and ended the game at level 7 with 1 kill
Hello?
>>145576678
I played a lot of co-op bot games before I went into pubs, but my first hero was Ogre Magi
Got so many multicasts on that game
>>145576678
My literal first game of Dota, jumped straight into the action as wellI was the Axe
The second one has a beautiful 0/18 Doom
No idea how I got that kill tho
Peter Dager @Peterpandam 19m19 minutes ago
Some fuker just told me see you in open qualifiers on the subway.... BAKA
>when you start becoming irrelevant.
>>145576368
You're probably are in the lower 4k mmr pool.
Never had any problems with Indos, Pajeets, Thais, and Pinoys.
My only problems are with Singaporeans. They are so fucking shit, they "call out" on your mistakes, even if its theirs. ITS NEVER THEIR FAULT. EVER.
>>145577042
did you just not buy any items or what
>>145576678
A game of bane.
I went 3/18 and in a 50 min game only managed to get arcanes, wand, blink and half a null.
Looking at it I was playing with my tinker spamming retarded friend so I can only imagine what a horrible experience it was.
>>145577173I didn't know how to
>>145550942
The obvious answer since LGD was a qualifier team is the second place team in the qualifier.
>>145576678
it was some 0/10 shitshow with sven. i dont even think i finished a bracer
>>145577236
thats hilarious
>>145576621
Yeah but remember that one game
The really fun one where you did great
Remember it?
>been playing less and less Dota this year
>pretty much completely stopped playing sinceOverwatchcame out
I've been playing Dota 2 since it was a literal beta, I followed every TI, every event, played more than 4k hours...and I'm starting to feel like the game has passed it's peak. It's pretty much the same what happened with TF2 after I played that for 6 years.
Am I burning out? Or is it the game?
>>145577406
>moving from Dota 2 to Casualwatch
>Am I burning out? Or is it the game?
You tell me
>>145576463
>losing with invoker, the best hero in dota 2
shaking my head
>>145577042
How old is this? Because Luna and CM both have quarterstaffs in their inventory which leads me to think it was the old lothars recipe.
>>145577612
Can't be too old if it has remodeled broodmother
>>145577612
July 2012, so 6.75
It was a better time desu
ONE WEEK UNTIL EG AND SHITREKT GO OUT
>>145577706
>15/7 shadowblade brood
it's a fucking different world
>>145577564I'm playing Overwatch with my friends, and I'm having a blast. Just FYI I played TF2 competitively for about 5 years, bouncing between divisions, but I got quite high. Casual in Overwatch's case does not mean what you think you mean. Overwatch being casual means that it has a low skill floor, but it doesn't mean that the game doesn't have a high skill ceiling.
>>145577770That's me
>>145577883fag
>>145577732
I'm legit excited for these open qualifiers. The thing that sucks is they get 2 chances before they go out for good so I think EG still has a good chance. Secret being more shit than before though... I'm worried for rtz's mental health.
>>145577732
Reminder
>>145575752
>>145575852
>WHo are you quoting?
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Timing_Attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR9jEeem9tU
"timing window can range from a few seconds to 5-6 mins"
Who are you quoting for your definitions? I've already said what I believe the definitions of this terms to be, I saw the general cones nus of how it should be used within the rts genre, and have observed how casters / analysts use it.
I don't think you understand that you are actually using your own definition of what a timing is.
>that you would know if you palyed the game and power spike doesn't fix this in any way
A power spike is based on you getting something, not being in a specific time period of the game.
>No if you get it in time as in the correct time or before other timing are you stupid
I don;t understand how you cannot understand what I just said. If got it late, purposely to the average (>>145569807) Am I missing the timing despite making the consistences decision to do so?
>It doesn't matter if it gets stronger or not , thats not the point of timing you retard.
again look at the source, at this point I'm 100% certain you have made up your own definition here.
>You said timing doesnt work because x game works different and yet you claim something from other different game works yet it doesnt
Nice strawman, I said timing doesn't work because you aren't using it correctly. Not because it doesn't fit the game.
Do cloak and hood magic res stack?
Do win lance and phase boots?
>>145554764
>bot's level 2 are already a thing
As far as I'm concerned Pit Lord was fixed by this, along with wisp/tiny cheese.
Plus doto 2's backdoor protection is fucking ridiculous compared to doto 1.
>>145577896
What was the thought process behind that one?
>>145574845
Timbersaw
>>145577883
>$0.05 has been deposited in your account
how come some people refer to Trump as a reality show host, are they unaware he's actually a self-made billionaire? A real estate mogul among other things?
>accidentally plant a ward on the lowground because the border of the cliff was unusually thick and i forgot to cancel the selection
>get tilted out of control until i sell all my items a d afk on shadow amulet
fugg
>>145577883
How about instead of posting here trying to get people to give a fuck (hint: they don't) you fuck off to Overwatch general already?
>get zoned out by offlanesupportclinkz
>he goes on to gank mid and bot successfully
>comes back top and kills me for good measure
>lose the laning stage and ultimately the game to a fucking support clinkz
>>145577883
>Just FYI I played TF2 competitively for about 5 years, bouncing between divisions, but I got quite high.
fuck u
>>145578163
>>>/pol/
What's next off-topic /m/ posting?
>>145554572
Tinker
Arc Warden
Techies
Sniper
Razor
Viper
Huskar
Chaos Knight
Lich
Lina
>>145577883
It wasn't an invitation to shill kiddo
HOW IS THIS BALANCED DOTARDS
HOW?
>>145578287
That wouldn't be too bad desu
>>145578006
Probably
>I'm invincible when invis in webs
>but I can't put webs everywhere
>I know!
>400 damage
>600 attack speed
>still no lifesteal
>>145575852
>>145577982
I just realised how fucking idiotic you are, a timing is an action you take on the map, it has very little yo do with your own 'power level', which is literally the point of a power spike.
>>145577982
stop arguing with him, its trollpicker, he works for the NSA
>>145567823
>1k MMR spent money on Arcanas
Why
I don't like playing supports in 4k but I have no choice. I feel sad about it.
>>145578287
>>145578409
Reminder that a dude built a literal battlesuit that is currently being tested as an alpha-prototype for future space marine suits that will be used by American Spec Ops forces when aliens invade, and this guy didn't get even 3rd place in a Dotard Cosplay Competion. WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
>>145578570
PA is worshipped as a goddess in sub-2k.
>>145578287
/m/ posting would be better than these retard polacks constantly trying to force political arguments here
>>145578342
>slark builds no damage expect shadowblade
>gets literally FREE damage
how is this balanced dotards?
>>145578728
Nonwhite detected
>>145578684
Are you talking about this guy?
>"farming drow" that maxes out precision aura first, then stats.
I occasionally see this retarded build once every month or so, why do people do this?
>>145578818
Megatron?
>>145578818
no that guy is just a lobster
>>145577732
THEY´RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
>>145558726
>>145559109
>>145558923
>>145559379
you aint seen nothing yeti picked wd and axe when i was brand new because i had good results, then picked rubick every time i was supporting because i wanted to make big plays and then tried to claw the winrate back up by spam picking him
>>145578818
What a fucking champ.
I hope he didn't kill himself.
>>145578803
>slark puts 1 point into passive
>deals 20 pure damage on every auto attack
anyone of you faggots around 4.5k mmr wanna play some dotes together sometime, I usually offlane or support, have a mic, am over 18, would like to have some fun.
My RL friends are bad at dota/have stopped playing it.
I usually play on EU west/east.
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/45369334
(unranked games are for quests)
add me if you are interested, webm is one of my experiences in solo dota
>>145579015
rubick is literally the worst hero in the game bar bloodseeker
>>145579015
>111 rubick games
This general has mostly (correctly) identified rubick as the most do nothing hero in the game for more than a year now.
You just needed to listen.
>>145579023
>get hit 10 times by slark
>-200 maxhp for 2 minutes
????
>>145579023
More than that because every subsequent attack takes off more % of your hp than the previous one
>>145575852
>>145577982
>tfw these shitters can't be banned because it's dota related
mfw reading cancels twitch chat and its all sub 4k eurotrash mad at moonmeander
>>145579289
They're educating you you fucking shitter so shut the fuck up and read their posts
>>145579363
>mfw watching a gypsy with a gay voice
>>145578903
Pros do it so it must be good.
>>145579467
seems like they are just arguing for the sake of arguing at this point desu
>>145579363
what did moonmeander do
>Finally get my 100th PA win to unlock the final Arcana level.
>Item still stuck on 99
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just want muh waifu swords
>>145579363
>reading twitch chat
kys
>>145565284
25k is pretty good I mean our English stream for Manila only got 100k I think these viewer # are reflective of the actual player population
i.e. we're just 4-5 times bigger than Heroes of the Shitstorm
>seriously whoever came up with that cringey name needs to off himself
>>145576678
Also here is my first win in dota.
I like my late game farming QB desu on skeleton king.
>>145579618
>that weaver build
i remember being a shitter and building exactly that on him expect crit
good times desu
if your post includes any of the following you are most likely reddit
- double spacing
- post longer than 4 sentences
- no image included with your post
- proper punctuation and capitalization
- the mention of Dota 2 in a positive fashion
- getting mad about "off-topic" posts
@145579823
t. low tier fisherman
>>145575852
You see this?
This the lines on this graph show the power spikes of the teams, merlini even says ' you see the steams strength spike up'.
Timings are things (actions, movements ect) BASED AROUND THESE SPIKES. You can get a spike OFF of a timing.
The reason this wont make any sense to you is iether because
> 1, you just want to argue at this point
>2, you have a fucking retarded definition of what 'timing' means, that you yourself have created and for some reason believe this to be the consensus of the entire dota scene.
#ESLOne Frankfurt update:
@TeamVirtuspro will replace @LGDgaming due to health reasons.
http://en.esl-one.com/dota2/frankfurt-2016/news/virtuspro-to-replace-lgd-gaming-at-esl-one-frankfurt/ …
>>145579823
>- proper punctuation and capitalization
>- the mention of Dota 2 in a positive fashion
You were so close to being right yet you fucked it right up.
Good job retard.
>>145579946
>VP
FUCK OFF, SICK OF FNG AND HIS BULLSHIT.
>>145573012
that is fucking retarded
>>145579946
Who even play for them nowadays? fng, G.. and?
>>145579946
>>145580071
Makes sense desu, they were third place in the qualifiers I think and it's way too late to get another chink team sorted for travel.
>>145579927
>drums on a carry
>something that boosts your power
that shit should be going DOWN instead of up
fucking washed up shitter
I DONT SEE HIM BEING ON A PRO TEAM
>>145579823
agreed
>>145579927
HOLY FUCK
THIS IS FUCKING AUTISM IF YOU DREW THAT SHIT YOURSELF
>>145576245
>Mature enough to be on the internet
>Crying when someone calls you names
Pick one
>>145579784
I think this was right around right after TI2 and I think this was when no one fucking knew how to build weaver at all.
Everyone just build vanguard and radiance.
No one once though of actually building a Deso or linkens. I swear I remember Fnatic games where they would pick weaver and do this shit. Holy shit did people have retard item builds on heroes back in the day.
>>145579927
>' you see the steams strength spike up'.
Doesn't matter if team doesn't act on it.
>>145579278
Every hit steals 1 of each stat, so you lose 20hp every time he hits you regardless of whether or not Slark is actually doing damage.
Only question is does it steal the stats before or after he deals physical damage?
>>145580246
No actually after TI1, my bad.
I watched TI2 because I remember the hype. Man, I've been playing this game for too long...
Here's another round of what went wrong?
Radiant was leading in kills like 20-5 at one point
>>145580169
this is literally form melinis video
that's his webcam in the bottom left
>>145580274
this is true, this is 100% true.
They still have to use this to gain an advantage. But the existence of these spikes is my point.
Hello friends!
I just had a really fun game of Dota 2 today, let me tell you about it. My team picked an all core line-up and I was really worried we didn't have anybody to support. Luckily me and this other guy (He was Peruvian I think lol) stepped up and decided to run tiny and centaur as supports.
The I would run mid to gank and toss my Peruvian buddy at the enemy mid-laner (A Kunkka) and we would get easy kills! We managed to snowball pretty hard and helped win every lane for our real cores.
We still ended up losing unfortunately because the enemy team has a Slark that managed to get some kills mid-game and take out streaks.
I'm wasn't to bothered though because I still had fun and played a good game of Dota. I all chatted "Good Game Everyone, really well-played :)", unfortunately they thought I was being sarcastic and flamed me haha.
Anyways Dota is a really fun game when you work as a team, do you guys agree?
>>145580435
TI1 and to some extent TI2 was such a shitshow it might aswell not matter.
>>145580152
>>145580169
this video is from three years ago if you are wondering why these items are retarded, the main point still stands.
>>145580490
There's something about skywrath, and venomancer too where people just don't know how to play these heroes and just end up being an easy target.
>>145580657
but there are events or heroes that just throw your "power spike" out the window so it might not even matter even rng to some extent
thats why this term is fucking retarded in dota, it might be good in lol or wherever the fuck this word came from but not here
>>145580490
looks like arc warden made some completely retarded items
If he had just done the normal diffusal skadi or w/e shit
Then they woulda won
>>145580719
theyre reliant on good positioning
pub supports dont have good positioning and just rely on the opponents fucking up and walking into a good ult in a 5v5 fight which is why heroes like cm and wd have high winrates
>>145580719
They're easy targets for anyone that actually wants to prioritize killing them assuming they're close enough to the fight to be actively contributing
>>145580246
I thought the old school weaver build was hood -> casual vitbooster -> radiance.
>>145580854
Yeah I agree, there are things in the game that may make your spike useless, and possibly even put the enemy in on a 'spike', if that's what you mean anyway.
I'm just saying that I think it's a good term for describing a situation where you hero / team is ( or atleast SHOULD) be much stronger than there where 2-3 mins ago.
I think there are enough examples of this in the game for it to be legt, imo atleast.
>>145580306
Even then, the next hit will always do [slark damage + 3] out of [max hp of hero - # of hits*20], so when (if) the hp come back they will be lower than if you just removed [number of hits*20]
>>145581090
I'm almost sure it was Vanguard and/or Hood. Like you got one or the other.
Regardless, it was retarded and no damage.
No wonder AM used to thrive so hard and weaver was considered a shitter.
Why hasn't anyone remade warcraft 3 in dota 2 yet?
>>145579520
>clearly fake and bad attempts at emulating 4chan filenames ("just a random string of numbers right?") to hide you downloaded the images from imgur linked at /r/epicrarepepes
głupi wysyłacz żab (translators note: it means stupid frogposter)
>>145581712
It's being worked on.
Check out dotacraft.
It's on hold for a while apparently though.
>>145581869
i got i from google images
>>145578342
I once played alchemist and had like 0.20 attack speed
it was a fun time.
>>145581869
stupid Kurwa poster
>>145581712
With better and cheaper(free) tools, people realized they could make a standalone game and make money rather than wasting time on mods.
>>145582016
> With better and cheaper(free) tools
> people realized they could make a standalone game
>and make money rather than wasting time on mods.
There is some context missing here anon
>>145581869
>not just changing a few digits of an existing 4chan image you've downloaded to make it seem legit
>>145581932
>>It's on hold for a while apparently though.
Disregard that, just checked and they've been back working on it for like a month.
>>145581712
0 building models
>people don't just let 4chanx do everything (like random filenames) for FREE
>>145582336
moonwells
tree of eternity
>>145582404
>there are /b/irdshits out there that actually actively unironically oppose using 4chan properly, it est with extensions
>>145582336
>>145570850
win lane -> lose game hero
>have 2 supports in team
>that's great
>while the carries take the barracks they dive enemy fountain and die, and the entire game has been carries taking care of supports "initiating" a fucking by getting ganked
nope.jpg
>>145582336
>Look trough WC3 world editor
>150-200ish buildings
>Another 50-80 units
>>145582404
>Using faggot ass extensions to reddit-fyi your 4chan experience
Dont tell me you faggot filter too
Been here since 2006 and I didn't even filter the Kimmo Alm spam
Come at me
>>145582713
It's time to move on anon.
>>145582637
>have 2 supports in team
Stop making shit up
You don't use extensions because you don't know how to grandpa, let the real computer geeks handle this stuff :)
>>145582713
Pretty sure one of those apps does also have upvotes and sorting comments by upvotes incorportated.
Please don't be racist.
>>145582404
>filtering anything ever
what's the matter with you. do you get triggered by words on japanese board? maybe you should close your browser tab boy
>decide to try out visage
>watch miracle play him
>micros like shit and loses bad
If even miracle cannot play visage, does that make him the hardest hero in game??
>>145582432
>moonwells
okay so heres one, like 100 to go
>tree of etrnity
gj on that cutscene/outofbounds only model that was designed to be used 70 times bigger than what was present in dota
>>145582615
wut dis
>>145582887
miracle is a shit player
>>145582171
~10 years ago
>modding Warcraft 3 is easy as fuck
>making a standalone game that isn't complete shit requires you to be a somewhat competent programmer
>not to mention if you didn't want to build everything from ground up and not get sued, you'd have to spend money on a whole bunch of shit
Today
>modding Dota 2 is not as braindead easy as WC3
>you can't get away with flagrantly stealing assets because "it's just a mod"
>indie game scene is much, MUCH bigger
>shit like kickstarter exists
>most of the shit you had to buy before is now free
etc. etc.
>>145582791
WT SNACKS LEFT 4CHAN BEFORE ME
MOOT LEFT 4CHAN BEFORE ME
HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI WILL LEAVE 4CHAN BEFORE ME
I AM THE ETERNAL
>>145582887
Miracle is good and all but getting 9000 MMR is more a product of severe autism than an indication of his dota prowess
>there are people on here who use 4chanX
THE X IS FOR COOL KIDS LMAO
>>145583017
Anon, you are still missing a ton of context. Because currently, a 3D game making tool called Gamemaker is the most powerful content creation suit out there.
Everything else is nice, but its trash in terms of usability and utility.
Also
>not to mention if you didn't want to build everything from ground up and not get sued, you'd have to spend money on a whole bunch of shit
This doesn't mean anything. Mods never leave enough of a paper trail ot get sued for real infrigiment.
Nor do maps.
And
>you can't get away with flagrantly stealing assets because "it's just a mod"
But you DO. 90% of Unreal Engine "maps" are stolen assets with new shaders.
is PA still a shit hero
I need a new meme build
Give me your best, don't disappoint me.
>>145572162
>>145573778
>>145574169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WZpacLSaeo
If you aren't using Jake you don't belong here.
>>145583471
Considerably less shit with the recent change to phantom strike
>>145583471
She's way better now.
Still kinda shit.
>>145583605
>>145583605
New thread
I can't decide what game to main i.e. get good at Dota or CS:GO.
>>145582713
turn off the native extension too mr hardcore
i bet half of the time when you browse /b/est board half of the time you dont even report evul cp threads
>>145582886
>tfw i used filters once for a month but ended up looking whats inside the stubs anyway
>>145583632
TEN WHOLE
FUCKING
MEMES
EARLY
>>145583168
which do you prefer, trap threads or YLYL?
dont miss out on the caturday ^:)
>>145583803
>>145583803
>>145583803
live nude girls
>>145583632
>Vandalized OP
Yeah disregard this faggot.
>>145583632
>>145583703
Source
>>145583632
report this thread for butchered op
>>145583895
USE REAL THREAD
>>145584054
Fuck off with your threadwars just use the thread that was posted first.
>>145562529
Thick skin should be a requirement to download the client
>>145584162
sure go ahead reddit use it :)
>>145562602
More like pretty underage.
What went soright?
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2438741250
>>145578804
Irrelevant
>we have 3 racks
>still have some quest to do
>I purposefully feed their 5 slotted wk a divine
>everyone losses their assholes
We still won but I could finish my quests :D