Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

>tfw never been a morena edition of the thread

medigun never

AVALI WHEN

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>got the SME to a gigawatt and the temps where stable

fuck the thread with the dumb op


>>145439492
>>145439492

>>145439492

>>145439450

pretty impressive when half the station was blown to shit.

I took out the battery from engineering APC with 2 minutes till shuttle hoping singuloose would happen quicker.

xth for waifufaggotry a shit

dont go down the path of waifus lest ye turn to regret it later on in your spess career

>>145439353

you gotta link the cloner with a multitool

it's a bitch

Goon walls when?
Goon borgs when?
Why don't we just recreate goon everything? We already have the same kind of admin team, metaclub discord and autistic playerbase.

>>145439691
I think linking them is still broken

>get distracted
>fuck my bomb mix
>6 dev
Those bombs could have been better.

>>145439521
Stop falseflagging.

>>145439847
>tfw can make bombcap bombs in 5 minutes but never get tator

>>145439521
>nothing on last time
>sawbones in the OP picture
>dumb edition name

Nice

>>145439691
Cloning is disabled

Ice wall, coming up!

All of you are fucking faggots.

Come bounce on my dick.

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>>145441058
Who is this?

>>145441117
Shiggy.

I heard that guy prefers Cervi

>>145439954
I don't think you know what falseflagging means

>>145441134
Eh Shiggy's ok. At least it's not Niggly.

Inty is still the best, though.

>>145441215
Says the guy who misspells his name.

>>145441398
Say that to me IRL and I'll misspell something for you, big boy.

Which is better to bring back from mining, plasteel or metal and plasma?

>>145441439
You're just mad that Inti-sama will never tickle your cervix but already tickled mine.

>>145441462
50/50 both

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>>145441485
Fuck you, I'm still getting tickled, just you wait.

>>145441596
Not if I can help it!

what happens if you're silicon and someone law 2's you to ERP with them?

>>145441841
You adminhelp them for raping you.

>>145441841
You ahelp and comply so it counts as rape.

Dude spykids is on the tv fuck space these movies are so good

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>>145442123
i'm outta here time for spy kids

>>145439450
>got the SME to a gigawatt
Impressive.
You should have made a railgun. A railgun with a gigawatt in it is a force of nature.

>>145441841
You ahelp it so admins can rape their ass

>>145431238
>Bee was playing back then

God I miss that player. Always tried to be a positive influence on everyones round; helping with gimmicks, rp, helping with autism forts/resources.

Feels bad now.

Spy kids is legit funny, i'm cracking up at some of the gags god damn

>>145440591
>Cloning is disabled

wat

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>145442123
>>145442228
>>145444415
what station?

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>>145440163
Shame the bombcap on this server is so fucking tiny

That was a pretty direct subversion

>>145444635
7 dev is pretty large, one bomb is enough to damage a department beyond repair.

>>145444635
nice loli

>>145444634
UK tv on skysuperheros, like 40 mins left of the movie

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>>145444635
>get traitor
>someone has toxins set up
>spend a while coming up with elaborate scheme
>shuttle is immediately called
>get killed by AI despite it's laws being not to kill syndicate members

>>145444212
it's all your fault, shiggy

SPY KIDS IS TOO DEEP
DO YOU THINK GODS STAYS UP IN HEAVEN BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF HIS CREATIONS

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>>145444686
>beyond repair.
I take that as a challenge

>>145444914
Hard mode: you're emagged

>>145444730
Stop blaming other players for your shitness.

>>145445008
easy mode: engiborg with hypercell

>>145444730
>>get killed by AI despite it's laws being not to kill syndicate members
Have you ever read the tippy toppest law of the Syndicate lawset.

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Which one spessmen?

>>145446058
Obviously amazon chocolate or african queen

>>145446058
they're all shit

>>145446058
California gold is best although she has a penis

>>145446471
That's not a bad thing

>>145446471
>>145446491
xDDDD

>>145446058
Dusky dravidian for me.

I wish women with dark skin and caucasian features were more common.

>>145439450
>babbys first sme
Come back when you crack 10 and we will be impressed.
Gj otherwise.

>>145441485
Fuck off, Intigracy is not a good admin or a good person.

This meme needs to stop.

Can we please make Sawbones an admin

rip mime

i didn't know saving one life would take another ;_;

mime did nothing wrong

#mimeLivesMatter

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There needs to be more hats in the collectible hat crate, there's very little good in there and the ultra rare cuban hat doesn't even look great

>We don't have an official discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not discord group, promising friendship or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting on the server. They are known for false-flagging.
can we stop this?

>>145447895
it's a /gsg/ meme, we should keep it

>Steal the clown's ID
>hide in a closet in maint
>Send "BOFA DEEZ NUTS" to the AI
>Get autotraitored
>Glue the Clown's ID and my emag
>run around having fun

I was laughing almost the whole round

>>145447886
sprite new hats and/or code it

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>login
>see this
What do?

>>145448119
Join as the botanist and smoke out

>>145448119
sorry senpai, i was going to play another round but i need to sleep

i then went on to shitpost for 20 minutes

fuck

whelp, see you fucks tomorrow, i love all of you <3

>>145448061
What hats do you want to see senpai?

>>145448617
who are you

>>145448678
Only one that comes to mind is the generic stack of hats.
Wait can we wear a fruit bowl hat yet?

>>145448678
fursuit heads

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Sleep Tite Crewer

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>>145449039
>that looc saltyness

>>145448856
some vox faggot desu

>>145448678
Do we have runescape phats yet?

How do I get the birdseeds?

>>145449805
Pray for the birdgod

>get no-fruit in botany crate
>grind it up
>1 unit of nothing

>>145450729
Are you retarded?

>>145439450
A full gigawatt? What was your setup?

>>145452178
Supercooled plasma for cooling and 3 emitters

>>145452780
How did you cool your plasma? I usually can't get it past -265.7C or so.

Today, the captain was not a comdom.

>>145453807
That's about it.

>>145453840
said no one ever.

>>145453965
captain last round was pretty chill

>>145453987
t. No one ever

>>145453987
>kills two innocent people

>>145454030
>lubing the station
>innocent

>>145453887
So what in the world was your setup? I've never actually gotten past 13.6 MW from a single radiation collector, with 1 gigawatt you're far past that.

>>145453987
def condom

>>145444545
Check the multitools descriprion

>>145451295
i might be, why?

>>145454303
I'm pretty sure that's just for cloning whatever you set it to clone (IDs, frequencies, so on). Certainly has nothing to do with *actual* cloning.
Anyway, just unscrew and rescrew the cloning monitor and it should work, no multitool required

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>>145444635
>tfw no race where everyone look like little girls
>you will never get viciously bullied by said race
Come on, the observable universe is fucking huge, of course they exist

Ashe!
Felcity!
Lesbian Catgirls!


To think there's at least two weeks to go until these memefus are forgotten and we get a fresh waifu to shitpost about. I wish time went faster

>Someday a youtuber will play this game and we'll end up with a fucktonne of 12 year old shitters to torture
I can't wait

>>145460456
"Youtubers" already play this, not the big popular kind though.

Besides the UI is too unforgiving for this generation who are obsessed with youtubers to learn, maybe briefly they'll be here but then they'd probably just shift focus back to their phones.

>>145460456
>pewdiepie makes a lets play of ss13 on /vg/ station
>Suddenly every round is 500+ pop

>>145459851
>Come on, the observable universe is fucking huge, of course they exist

You might want to watch this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL4yYHdDSWs

Do they really exist if they exist but you're unable to reach them?

>>145460615
shit nigger we can't go to alpha centauri but it still exists

>>145460456
>>145460550
Thought that was the original idea behind Yogstation, because of the Yogscasters.

We need to get that popularity flowing again just have pewdiepie play on TG/Hippie and we panic bunker indefinitely

>>145460615
>current understanding
nah, see you're thinking of humans now and not humans in the future.

just like in the past when they thought planes would be off thousands of years in the future, but oh shit two americans made heavier than air flight possible

>>145460762
Or existed

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reposting the chemistry's cheat sheet
gotta teach the newfriend chemists how's it done

>>145460883
>existed
what

>>145460615
>Do they really exist if they exist
?????

>>145461065
All we know is that they existed 4 years ago, we can't know if they still do RIGHT NOW.

>>145461119
Subject A exists. Subject B exists too. Neither Subject A nor B can aknowledge the existence of the other therefore the two entities exist in their local "area" but don't exist outside of it.

how good is honey for the cryomix?
is it better than tricord?

>>145461567
Yes and yes

Pro tip: You can also syringe doctor's delight out of autoinjectors, and you can easily get 10u for the cryomix from just two injectors

>>145461701
Or force one of those shiticons to become a service borg so they can shit out endless doctor's delight into beakers.

>>145461567
>getting injected with honey intravenously
That sounds painful.

>>145461701
best thing about taking the dd out of autoinjectors for the cryomix is that you can fill them with chloral for dunking shitters then

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=2591&p=11978&sid=5f0256717d69ee40af507387b7dc194d#p11978

Has silicon shitposting gone too far?

>>145462265
>People still insist anything other than asimov is good when we get shit like this
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

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that was a fun round

turns out snowmobiles destroy fueltanks if you crash into them

AI lawset lists.

>God Tier
Asimov
>Good Tier
Tyrant
Funporate
Celtic
>Okay Tier
NT default
Robocop
>Bad Tier
Corporate
>Trash tier
Paladin
The Rest

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>>145462513
>windows aren't part of the station
>lights aren't part of the station
>YOU'RE JUST RULING WHAT YOU THINK IS CORRECT BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ADMIN THIS IS BASICALLY A RULE 0 BAN
>appealing a 24h ban because they "dont want a note"
you can't make this shit up

>>145462618
every fucking time your body was dragged to medbay I became that slightly bit more reluctant to clone you again

>>145462265
>faggot silicon considers plasma flooding valid on NT
he doesnt even acknowledge it.
desu I'd increase his silicon ban

>>145462750
I think half of those were due to AMAZING NOT-DEADLY™ CANDY

>>145462702
AI lawset lists.

>The only thing people can function with otherwise there's a big shitflinging contest over who's interpretation is the best and even still there's interpretation with retards
Asimov

>GO FUCK YOURSELF
Anything else

>>145462702
forgot Hogan in god tier

>>145463529
Rogan?

>>145463732
Rogan?

>tfw yahir will never draw your character

>>145462702
>God Tier
Asimeme
>Good Tier
Memerant
Memetic
>Okay Tier
Meme Default
Robomeme
>Bad Tier
Memerate
>Trash tier
Memedin
The Memes

Fixed that list for you.
You can thank me later.

is the syndicate uplink the only way to acquire a raincoat?

>>145464782
Grab plastic, make raincoat.

>>145464782
You can make one out of plastic, disassemble plastic flaps you find in maint.

Why not just get rid of silicons and be done with this debating fuckery?
All the cool servers are doing it.
We have to adapt with the times.
It's <currentyear>, for fuck's sake.
No need to bitch about intentionally flawed laws created by an asshole to sell his dull af scifi novels.

>>145464839
>his dull af scifi novels
I, robot was fucking great, maybe you should try not having ADD.

>>145465314
will smith a shit

>>145465542
Yeah no shit because the movie sucked major ass compared to the novel.
It is also completely different seeing as the novel is a collection of short stories within the same universe whereas the film took the concept and made up its own story.

>>145439354
MAP RENDERS PAGE YOU FUCKING DIMWIT

>>145466504
ok

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I HATE YOU ALL

>Finding Curtis because he left his suit sensors on
Am I robust yet?

THAT FUCKING DUMB ENGINEER HOLY SHIT I AM SO MAD WHAT THE FUCK NEVER PLAY ENGINEER AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>it's another AI is an uncreative fuck so they plasmaflood and wipe up the zero resistance the crew had
wow, woah, fun!

JOBBAN THE FUCKING ENGINEER WHAT THE FUCK

>>145466623
I wonder what the cute MoMMI is beeping and buzzing about!

>>145466738
>plasmaflood

?
I flooded science so they couldn't blow my borgs. Also, did you want me to LET myself die?

>tfw "Mission specification encrypted, welcome to syndicate"

>>145466882
What did he do?

>>145466623
Reminder to shit talk carbons and say your hate loud an clear over binary. Chat with the dire mommis if there is any and ask them to make a gps or beacon so you can leave the world behind.

>>145466937
Nah, I want you to think up new ways of being a creative antag when the most they could've done is thermite.
It makes observing the most boring shit.

>>145464839
>buh-hoo, I want this server to be like all the other servers, cant you see we are behind?
>stop adding stuff, YOU should be coding for ME and port everything

>>145466963
THERE WERE NO MOMMIS AND THE SILICONS WERE HALF THE FUCKING PROBLEM

>>145467013
>It makes observing the most boring shit.

>Observers having any say at all
Lmao kill yourself my man

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watching this escape has changed my opinion of Felicity.

>>145467013
I didn't know what to do. I did my o2 draining script that i've never used. It didn't work too well.

>>145467013
>playing to make observers have entertainment
Truly, the observer ghosts are the ultimate cancer.

>>145467107
Yeah I'm sure it was fun for the crew too

Oh wait

serb is kill

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>>145467558

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>>145467558

>all these fags who think waifushit is fun

so naive V-V

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>>145439353
Get some experience. I forget which build order but either rebuilding the two machines or rescrewing the console fixes the link to the console. It's the same with when cryo doesn't want to link up to the pipe, teleporters, and flatpack'd sleeper/body scanners

You can just haul the defibs into cargo and plop down a dna modifier. Order cubes, humanize them. Save the ui+ue of dead, head swap, defib, inject, Bam. Ghetto cloning of the worst patients at its finest. Faster than cloning and pretty comparable to speed cloning

>>145439450
>>145439551
>>145444065
>>145447619
>>145452178
>>145452780
>>145453807
>>145453887
>>145454053
Flint, you should get your eyes checked cause it was only 100MW. Not only that, but the graph on the power monitor told you it was only 100mw, You had 900MW to go.

>>145439551
Emitters are powered by power in the grid and the shield gens by their battery.. The apc does nothing.

>>145440163
Make em anyway. It's great when science gives us bombs in security. We can allahu ackbar if we're out fukken skilled by lube shit or lingwizpire bullshit.

>>145466738
Thanks guy who never plays AI. Just toe the asimov line a little as non-antag AI/borg and see just how fast butthurt metagaming metagrudgers scream out of the woodwork to fuck shit up.

>>145468876
>Thanks guy who never plays AI
ahaahahahahaha, yeah it's not like that was the only role I played for a year.

I don't know what you're getting at, I'm calling murdering everyone in seconds with no resistance boring, not about non-antag silicons

>>145468661
Yea, when will they learn and get a REAL waifu for laifu?

>>145469053
People are butthurt as fuck over "rogue" silicons. There's no feasible way to stop a decent crew from getting a sci id and printing a robotics console between tech storage, mechanics, sci, and the mommi nest. The 6 heat and pressure "proof" suits which reduce the fight to a how stupid are they check.

You can't be mildly antagonistic cause you get swamped. And you can't pull your punches cause enough people are triggered that they wont stop until the borgs are blown and you're carded or they're dead because they feel justified if they aren't getting bwoinked for it. So yeah, it's boring. And it has to be that way cause otherwise it's a curb stomp. Natural selection has made it what it is. There aren't even other antagonists so it's not even like you can use their incompetence and your borgs success to push for a transfer of control. Hell, even trying just gets a bunch of metagamers screeching malf blow the borgs grab the thermite.

>>145469653
It's funny because there were only two people who could pose a threat to the AI who were murdered within seconds.
Everyone else couldn't do anything, but sure yeah you have to be boring because otherwise you won't win.

>>145470109
Go ahead and list all the fun things you can do with blown borgs while on a card. Most rig suits are good to 5000 kpa and a good bit of heat. Long as they have magboots they have long enough to grab a sci id off a corpse, move the console and manually blow immediately.

>>145470626
>on a card
Yeah right. They'll just laser/ion/welder bomb your APC.

>>145471037
I can usually get carded if I'm not too blatantly rogue

>>145469653
In this specific circumstance are we talking about a milf AI or a tater one?

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>>145469653
>no feasible way to stop a crew from blowing borgs

How about plasma fires you faggot?

And there's only like 2 jobs in the game with armor capable of stopping that.

And it's apparently "meta" to wear them before the AI goes delta so you're fucked.

>>145473420
No, it's "meta" to nigger an atmos suit roundstart as captain over and over because someone "MIGHT" plasma flood.

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Here are all the vocal announcements made by AIs.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/29768571/woop.txt
Scroll down to a random day to see what the average announcements are like.

Now compare that to all the vocal announcements made by Yred (all results, no cherrypicking).
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/29768571/woopyred.txt

Like pottery, isn't it?

>>145473543
>yred
>not a metagaming faggot

Pick one

>>145473637
Stop falseflagging

>>145473657
hi killette

>>145473543
That looks like it's at the start of every round.

>>145473839
hi killette

>>145473543
damn this is neat going through all my old announcements, shame even now we have so little words it wasn't improved upon

>>145473543
looks exactly like what you'd get if you made an autistic CMO the AI

Which server was it that had the three tone chime for announcements? I liked that, we should have it.

>>145473256
I've had the problem in both modes.

>>145473420
Captain is supposed to be in an atmos and there's always people who nigger the suits. If you could actually play here instead of being banned you would.

>>145469056
like who?

>>145474220
>milf AI
>who advocates massive powergaming
>can't stop someone from blowing their borgs
uhhh

>>145461004
Shoutout to you my dude this is some good shit. Is there any cheat sheet guide anyone else would like to see for another department?

>>145474220

Yeah m8 i'm not banned here, captain isn't -supposed- to nigger an atmos suit roundstart. This is why you deserve a head ban, Mikecari

>>145474220
Well, a milf can't be carded so you can't even fake your way out of that bit. They fail the card and you eat lasers.
>>145474348
This whole discussion started when people were pissy that a ragu AI flooded plasma instead of being 'creative'.

how 2 pick up mice

how 2 pick up chicks

>>145470626
Nigger, did you JUST not read what I said?
The only two people who stood a chance were fucking dead within seconds.
Everyone else was effortlessly slaughtered, don't pull this "WELL THEY'LL GET ME", go fuck yourself.

>>145474348
Yeah, anyone with a rig can last long enough to salvage an id, move or make a console and blow.

>>145474957
Any other intent but help. Drag creature to your sprite.

>>145474957
ask cptwad
>>145474905
drag them to your sprite with grab intent, it's silly but whatever

2.5 maturation time kudzu spreads lower then a feminists legs...
Is there a hard cap?

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>>145474379
wow someone has the attention span of a fucking 2 year old.

That isn't me by the way, it's the AI who plasmaflooded.

post jobs you are interested in learning/trying/getting gud at

>>145475082
I did. It only takes one decent guy to blow and wreck you and because they meta so hard they fly off the rails at the slightest shit and don't stop until they're dead or bwoinked.

>>145475267
Unless it changed, potency = speed.

>>145475312
Assistant

>>145475312
Chemist

Though I'm afraid to start because I don't want to be yelled at

There's a good reason I play cargo/mining so much

>>145475237
did you try
uhh
blowing up the console
deleting research so people can't make a new console
keeping an eye on the only other circuit board in the universe

>>145475312
being a surveyor sounds fun

>>145475312
xenoarcheologist
being a useful mechanic
being a fun clown
the having fun job

>>145475312
>botanist
>mechanic
>virologist
>xenoarch

>>145474450
You can card malf AIs.

>>145475365
So really you just don't want to try anything new or creative because "well you're gonna lose, no way of stopping it, better not try, gotta get that greentext", alright fine.

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Mommi is a special kind of fun.

>>145475463
no you cant mate

>>145475389
Cargo can order them. When they get a sci id off a corpse to blow they can use rnd and robo. There's the mechanics printer. The tech storage printer. the mommi printer. with rudimentary skill, the derelict printer.

>>145474450
That was changed because of obscene metagaming and powergaming.

>>145475469
Oh wow, it ends up being a miserable experience until you stop and just flood. Imagine that.

>>145475376
FUCK NO. We have had enough new chemists who make every pill the same fucking sprite and who don't make mixes.

IF you decide to play chemist then as long as you make a different sprite for every chem and stick to the basic ones.

Bicardine = Round red
Anti-tox = Round green
Dex plus = Round dark blue/teal split
Keloderm = Round Red/yellow

And for gods sake learn how to make a mix asap, it isn't hard.

>>145475552
Unless it was changed in the past two months or so, you can not card milfs.

>>145475552
>There's the mechanics printer. The tech storage printer. the mommi printer. with rudimentary skill, the derelict printer.
that's why I said to delete research you dip

Can i surgically reattach a head to a headless borg body?
How horrifying

>tfw no qt medbay vox to give mouth to beak

>>145475376
They're just autists. Ignore them. They aren't doing it so they can go fuck themselves.

>>145475312
how about departments
>medbay
>engineering

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>>145439354
It's simply, we have to become a high RP server to combat faggots like Sawbones and Killette and make them leave 5ever.

>>145475376
see
>>145461004
follow this cheat sheet and enjoy never getting bullied as a chemist

>>145475636

nope borg shell counts as a item.

you can put cyborg head on a headless human body etc

>>145475564
>FUCK OFF DON'T PLAY CHEMIST
>IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY CHEMIST THEN TAKE THIS TO HELP YOU OUT [completely useless info that helps noone]
>ALSO YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DO X. NO FUCK OFF I WON'T TELL YOU HOW
And this is why there are no good chemists.
You've brought this upon yourself.

>>145475632
Oh wow, you've removed like 2 minutes of work. The horror.

>>145475689
>They're just autists

>Oh shit my patient is suffering from burn damage let me quickly look into my pill bottle
>Everything looks the same
>Have to mouse-over the pills until I find the right one

Fuck yourself. Can't you be arsed to change the sprite that literally takes 1 second?

>>145474374
an engineering cheat sheet would be nice
a xenoarch cheat sheet would also be nice

>>145475816
are you saying here that you can't seem to prevent people from re-doing a process that takes 5 minutes uninterrupted and most people won't even attempt
even with your borgs still not blown
i'm losing credibility on you my man

>>145475778
>IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY CHEMIST THEN TAKE THIS TO HELP YOU OUT [completely useless info that helps noone]

>Telling them to do something that will avoid them being bullied is useless info
Never play chemist my dude.

>>145475867
Why aren't you using full labeled bottles instead of getting into color autism slapfights

>>145475891
There is a xenoarch one. You guys just shut down when you see words. Same for Eng.

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>>145475987
Used to play chemist almost every day and had zero complaints.
I want you to understand that what you've done here is to force the most useless and least important info a newcomer is going to need down a newcomer's throat, while giving them no other actually useful information.
You are not helping anyone and you can fuck right off.

threadly reminder that if you don't play to get antag or kill antags, you are literal cancer

>>145476163
so just follow the wiki for xenoarch?
I thought it was outdated
and I thought there were super high level strategies that aren't on the wiki

>>145475365
>potency = speed
Not maturation? can anyone else confirm?

>>145476163
>Why aren't you using full labeled bottles instead of getting into color autism slapfights

>Wasting a bunch of belt/backpack slots on more pill bottles than you actually need
You only need one or two to be able to fix several people in the heat of the moment before you have time to refill.
Not only does it look ugly as sin to have the same sprite for everything but it saves time and it takes the chemist literally 2 seconds to do.

>>145476236
I assume that the newcomer is going to read the wiki which will give him the basic information + the standard mix.
I gave him a tip to avoid being berated by MD's that isn't explicitly said in the wiki.

Also if you played a chemist without changing the pill sprites and claim you didn't get shit for it then you are full of shit.

>>145476370
Xenoarch wiki is all fluff

Take handpick, scanner, hyperzine, and jetpack

Mine small nodes

easy

>>145476470
I didn't say I didn't change the pill sprites.
I'm saying that it's not required or useful practice for someone who is literally saying they've never played chemist before.
Imagine if someone asks how to play Engineer and you tell him "FUCK OFF DON'T PLAY ENGINEER. HERE'S HOW TO PLAY ENGINEER: ALWAYS PIPE IN THE BOTTOMMOST LAYER DON'T DO YOUR FUCKING PIPES IN THE DEFAULT LAYER F UCK OFF"
Do you think that's gonna help a newcomer?

>>145476735
>Learning different pipe layering is the same as two clicks in the chem master

My man, it is so easy to change pill sprite that there is no excuse not to do it.

>>145476829
I still don't think we're communicating properly.

>>145476370
the strategies are on there
nothing has changed in xenoarch since forever
just read the entire damn thing and go at everything that pings with your hand pick
all there is for strategy is figuring out what might have a large or not

trace organics won't ever have larges, just use them to get the spur ASAP unless you want plants or a skeleton
metallic composites mixed with metallic derivatives are either war or houses and maybe cult/temples
if you find long exposure particles, those are either tech or cult/temple digs
smaller the site, the more likely the large, as long as it isn't trace organic
you also find more larges around the edges

and boom, you've learned xenoarch
large artifact effects are also on the wiki, so just test those out, and you're done

>>145477014
No I get what you are saying but my autism flares up like no tomorrow when people don't use different sprites because it is actually not just autism, it is very annoying working with pills of the same sprite.

>>145476572
>>145477046
thanks

a helpful guide for the newfag chemist;

>cryomix is simple to make, just make pills of the components and crush them into beakers
>change your goddamn pill sprites, it doesn't matter to what, as long as each one is different
>a good chemfridge has 20+ of each of these pills: bic, antitox, keloderm, kelotane, dex+, ryet, 50u iron pills
>there is no reaason not to make 5u dex+, anything else is inefficient and a waste, and viper can fuck right off
>roundstart you should make cryo then clonex for the cloner, then focus on filling the chemfridge
>NEVER EVER MAKE BOTTLED CHEMS, DOCTORS HATE THAT SHIT
>and last but not least, things the chemist is not allowed to make for anyone who asks for them;
>thermite for anyone
>polyacid for anyone
>spacelube for anyone
>most importantly, NO HYPERZINE FOR THE DIONAE

congratulations you are now an acceptable chemist, and read the goddamn wiki seriously

>>145477147
There we go. Now I can agree with you, though it's not nearly that bad.
Another thing to bear in mind here is that there's no consensus on pill colors. I've been yelled at by an autist who said bicaridine should be green. I've been yelled at for making keloderm yellow. I've been yelled at every time I make arithrazine because everyone and their mother has a different opinion on what arith should look like and man do they love yelling it out loud.
It just makes you look stupid.

>>145477276
>chems you can't make for anyone
hey could I get 90u chlorine and 30u ethanol

>>145477276
>no hyperzine for dionae

Fuck off
I need that shit to play dionae

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>>145477489
>mfw someone shows up asking for ethanol "because I want to learn how to do xenoarch and you need all these weird and wacky chemicals to do it!"
If you put even one tiny bit of effort into your shit I will love you forever

>>145475376
If you want help learning to be a good chemist I'll gladly help if I'm around, check crew manifests for Julia Brandt and just ask for me and I'll come over.

>>145477713
>julia brandt
>good chemist

You're either baiting, or you really are Julia and you really are retarded

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>>145473543
>look at me and my responsible woops im good guys pls appreesh

>>145477783
Yeah okay I'm a bad chemist, whoops my bad, guess I'll leave medbay to you my friend, good luck!

>>145477713
Alright, I'll keep that in mind

>>145478137
>getting pissy because someone tells you you're shit at chemistry

you should know by now you're a terrible fucking chemist
literally the only person who thinks differently was your erp partner who was constantly whiteknighting for you

>>145478102
Sangriamonkey, were you born with the ability to miss the point that hard, or did you learn it?

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>It's an Yred episode

>>145478268
Tell me why I'm shit at chemistry then? Because I sure as hell know it better than most.

>milf cyborg
>ask the AI what it wants done
>it doesn't give any clear answer
>waiting
>waiting
>blown
great roundtype

>Go to join as bartender
>Miss-click and end up HoP
aaaaaaa

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>>145439354
>it's a yred builds a sec camera console "just in case" round

How does he not get in shit for this.

>>145478268
>ur so bad at chemistry for the nth time huurrrrrrr
What are you trying to prove again?
Oh wait you're just shitposting and it's not even entertaining

>>145477417
I mean it feels obvious to just use them for their actual damage colors. Red bica, green tox. etc

>>145476370
Even the happy mask is up there.

>>145476424
Just read it. https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6901/files

>>145476470
You can put a bunch in a box or a medbelt.

>>145478481
yeah pvak is a shitter in every role, spams fart and rest and speaks broken english, also had malf enabled when he didnt know how to play AI epic man epic

Might as well play on hippie

>have to bash all my lights and remove my chair to get the ghosts to fuck off after we already used the posibrain
REMOVE GHOSTHANDS remove ghosthands

>>145478480
You're slow
You get pissy when people ask you to do it
You make shitty pill colors
You don't make enough pills
And you're fucking slow

>>145478601
Did mining never deliver? You can make more

>>145478562
Because the last officer that tried to stop him making a security console got shit on for the rest of the round by the metaclub HoS and they hounded them for days afterwards in threads

>Finally find every strain and about to test kudzu
>Lel malf AI

>>145478581

Don't know shit about coding, but I'll read it.

>>145478562
Cause it's not "just in case" It lets you check where dead borgs are.

>>145478601
Did you try making more posibrains?
Did you try not caring about something so harmless?

>>145478716
And blowing borgs before delta is declared is also not "JUST IN CASE" HMMMM?

>>145478719
>Can you just use more diamonds, gold, silver, metal and glass when miners havn't come by yet so we can play malf pls?

Nah you ghosts can go fuck yourselves. Join the round if you want to play, this ain't bay and we don't have respawns.

>>145478749
The engiborg passed by a hacked APC while I was watching.

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>>145478716
sure yred, that's EXACTLY what you use it for bud.

Guess I'll just take the atmos suit every round JUST IN CASE I need to go into a plasmaflood.

>>145478719
It was annoying, they were constantly flicking the lights off and using the ghost spell.
Don't think there were any miners either.

>>145478810
posibrains dont use diamonds anymore

>>145478581
seed.potency = rand(potency_min, potency_max) // 70-100 potency will help guarantee a wide spread and powerful effects.

Not much info.

>>145478270
What point were you trying to make then? Enlighten me.

>>145478810
>pick roboticist
>don't play roboticist

You are retarded

>>145478817
So your first thought is; "It has to be malf" not "Maybe it didn't see it"?
Mind of a powergamer.

>>145478647
Oh no, you hate my very easy to understand pill colors. And I'm slow? I bet I can shit out a full cryomix faster than you. Stop comparing things to how they were 3+ months ago.

>>145478915
>implying I don't play it for mechs and medibots which are 10x more helpful than any memer in a borg

Don't hit observe if you want to play. It's simple.

>>145478831
I'm not yred. I'm another powershitter roboticist. Like 70% of the time once a borg gets waxed that's it for him. Having cams lets you make sure they're okay periodically.

>>145478906
That it's funny Yred is such a broken record of CMO autism.
I have no fucking idea how do you think I was him.

>>145478949
They're just complaining for the sake of complaining. If medical had any foot to stand on and accuse others of being bad, we wouldn't have a wild ride every shift for the last month or so.

>>145479010
yet again
>pick roboticist
>refuse to play roboticist

You really are retarded.

>>145478930
You fail to understand.

There was a BSOD APC in xenobio maint. I saw this by looking through the engiborg's cameras. The very same borg that removed ions from the armoury ten minutes prior.

>it's a mikecari finds another person to shit on even though he himself is a giant shitter thread

You both need to be banned.

>>145479215
Powergaming piece of shit.

>>145479247
>I don't powergame THAT hard
Holy shit dude just stop.

Give Chaplain an elaborate, complicated ritual he can perform to "resurrect" people, for another way to bring observers into the round. Diona a shit, borers STILL get killed on sight a lot of the time, and two posibrains in one round is a myth.

>>145479601
I only kill borers when I see them pop out of antagonists that were killing people.

>>145479601
Whatever happened to that guy porting holoparasites?

>>145479750
Fuck off with your memes and actual gameplay content
I want my laggy visual 'improvements'

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>>145479943
I want clock cult

>>145479750
What the heck are "holoparasites"?

Did mesons get fixed yet?

>>145480265
Stands.
>>145479314
Robo's job to monitor the silly cones, RD sure as hell never does.

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Whilst we're on the subject of awful additions to /vg/station
Do I have to sprite using the ancient painting tool in dreammaker? It's such a pain in the ass to choose colours when I'm used to swatches and a much friendlier UI with CS6 and I'd much rather a stylus to get through these things.
Or is importing .bmps/colour going to give me trouble in lining up frames or something down the line?

>>145480527
no

>>145474329
a thicc irl gf

>>145480656
>Stands.
Oh good, because we definitely needed more of THAT spammed in the game

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>>145480697
Use whatever, import on DM later as .DMI
Dream maker has tools to line up by bumping each sprite.

Note that the regular CANVAS is 32x32, not the sprites.

>>145479750
Fuck off with this stand bullshit, I'd understand if it was even vaguely sci-fi, but no, it's Jojo memery at its finest

>>145468876
Fucking knew that 1GW with just emitters was impossible. Thanks for the confirmation.

>point out Yred's shittery for months
>"NYUUUH HE A GUD BOI HE HEAL ME GRAYTIDE HE GUD AUTISTIC CMO SHUT UP SHITPOSTER"
>give up
>people just now start complaining about Yred now that's he not the medbay cunt 24/7
You all deserve this.

>>145481609
No worries mate, I was there from the beginning when he was full on silishitter validhunter 24/7.

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>>145439354
>it's a yred tries to deflect the blame onto other people since he's a huge autist thread

>>145479750
He was close to getting perma'd for his shittery so he gave up because he didn't want to contribute something he couldn't use after his eventual ban.

>>145481721
I don't care, I'll actually defend him just to spite everyone now.

>it's a yred and mikecari throw a shitfit at eachother in the threaad thread

You're both shitters, Mikecari especially

>>145481994
Hi Kolith

>>145481994
>mikecare
Even more reason to defend Yred.

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Wordcloud of AI vocal announcements

>>145482505
woop

>>145482746
WOOP WOOP
WOOP WOOP
WOOP WOOP


Jewroen code something in that's not a meme god damn

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>>145466623
Damage Control: In my dreams the station is burning and all that is left is autism

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>>145475495
>Somebody posted my drawing again
I should make another one.

>>145480527
No. Just dig and skim the edges of the asteroid field then DDrill ripley around.

>>145482989
>Jewroen
Who?

>>145483327
This one is kinda shitty because marisa borgs are huge shitters.

>>145483162
needs bright blue eyes

>>145482505
Time window?

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i just wanna play spess sorta

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>>145484745
I know the feel

>>145480148
Some day, when our lives have passed us by

I will port clockcult

>>145485056
>port

>>145478601
Just PDA the chaplain to bless your shit nigga he'll be thrilled to have a job

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>>145485056
>port

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>>145485435
>not posting new ratvar

>>145485769
this one looks shit

>>145485769
Yes, I'm not posting that one on purpose

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>>145485961
nah, it's great

>>145486105
nah, it isn't

>>145484731
2013 onwards

If someone asks you to put them out of their misery and you ask if they are sure and they confirm it and then they ahelp you is it banbaiting?

>>145486780
The answer is pretty obvious.

>>145486780
yes

>>145486780
>Philip Jenner says, "Space me", Philip Jenner says, "Do it pussy", Philip Jenner says, "HE AINT GOT THE CAJONES", Philip Jenner [Common] (Assistant) says, "WALTER KIFER SPACING ME", HELP: Gorgonmaia/(Philip Jenner) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : Aww shit negroes, that officer just spaced me, was that valid? - This, and a page of notes is why you're getting a permaban. Appeal it on the forums.

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>be MoMMi
>help mommi friends with the 9 shard masterpiece, codenamed "Project Madman"
>we spend a long time working on this
>shuttle is called, decide to fire it up
>all 9 shards hit each other at the same time
>mfw

Not gonna shard autism next shift. It's too miserable to try with these short rounds. Even with the help it was a good 20 min out to get prisms and emitters up, tanks filled, and the chamber charging.

>>145487357
>project madman
>not madman project
One job

>>145487357
>9 shards
what did you think it would happen really

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>the spider's autism ends up screwing over the whole station

>>145487357
Did no one learn from Nick Weller doing this with four? The tickrate of the server means they will collide with each other. You all deserve silicon and engineering bans for that, you killed so many people with the EMPs