Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

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Were they really just friends?

>>145311614
Are you the rat queen/glowrat?

>gae got pumped full of lead in orlando with all those other faggots
rip

>>145311749
Does that look like "just friends" to you?

>>145311795
this pic always makes me smile

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>>145311903
Too soon man...

>>145311795
I miss seeing squats at guild missions...

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We ordered lunch an hour ago..

>>145311838
Not me, I just like to post that picture in threads so the person who has that character gets called out in-game. AFAIK, they only ever actually posted it once or twice.

>>145312629
>tfw you will never get to hang in an mcharr only guild hall

Femsura swarm engulfing mcharr the second he steps out onto the beach in his birthday suit

Femsura swarm collaring and handcuffing mcharr in his birthday suit

Read this for guild info:

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

Justice Rat gagging and hilting herself inside a handcuffed mcharr in his birthday suit

femrat blindfolding the tied and gagged mcharr while laughing at him

>>145311749
No, both of them were shitposters

futasura mischief having their way with a blindfolded, gagged and handcuffed mcharr in his birthday suit

Femsura burying mcharr up to his neck in sand, below the high tide line.

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I miss him

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>>145314092
HOPE and FUN in the op are the only active/non-troll /vg/ guilds, don't try mislead people every thread.

Only pedophiles play Asura and only furries play Charr.

Asuran pedophile being put in prison by armed peacekeepers

>>145314823
Yes. I'd rather hang out with a furfag than a pedo though.

>>145314940
Naturally.

>>145314823
Who plays norns and salads?

>>145315325
>norn
Gay men in denial
>salads
Tumblrinas
>humans
GW1 autists

GW1 autists > gay men in denial > tumblrinas > furries = pedos. Usually pedo and furry are synonymous you twats.

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>>145315687
>Usually pedo and furry are synonymous you twats.

femsura having consensual intercourse with a legal and post-pubescent colleague

>>145315325
>Norn Females
Those with amazon fetishes
>Norn Males
Children
>Humans
Default and boring
>Salad Female
Those who want to fuck a plant(I do)
>Salad Male
Those who didn't want to play female.

>>145315687
I bet you're one of those autists who spews "le white mantle xD!" shit unironically.

The definitive ranking:
furries = gw1 autists = gay men in denial > tumblrinas > endless powergap > pedos

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>>145314939
>>145316134

i have loads of disposable income and i want to buy myself a legendary.
what is the best gold buying site

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>>145316349
found the furry

>>145316349
Daily reminder that the White Mantle kept Kryta free of the Charr while every other nation fell.

>>145316542
Look at that smug mouse rat.
Why is she so smug?

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>>145316349
>furries = gw1 autists
>>>/vp/
>>>/mlp/

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>it's another ratfags shitting up the thread episode

>>145316754
Don't trust her anon. She pushed me off a roof one time.

give me the rat

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>>145316908
okay

>>145316813
Just wait for Euro hours and your own kind will shit up the thread with cat piss.

you can't have this rat
she's too strong for you
you should ask for weaker waifus

>>145316805
For every obnoxious furfag there's ten boring human autists beating it to their FHDs.

>>145316420
dont, they will ban you eventually.

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>YOUR FARTS STINK MORE THAN MINE YOU RATFAG!
Femnorn mains aren't this autistic, godbless

>>145316959
>if you don't support our ratshitposting you must be a catfag!
how can an entire playerbase for a race be so delusional

>>145317001
>>>/trash/
>>>/mlp/
GO you animal fucker nobody likes you

>>145317154
>le futa horse cock :333
Nah you're just as bad as the rest of us. Ratfags are still on a completely different level

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>being this mad about shitposts

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>>145317705
Why are rats so bad at art?

>>145311494
I just came back to the game after a break and what the fuck. The new lions arch is horrible. It used to have this brilliant ship skeleton design that I really digged, and Im not even into pirates. Now it looks like if it was done by modern day architects. Really shitty one. The great space management and many condignations were scrapped in favour of a big flat blob with vendors throw here and there. Who made this godawful decision. Can we start a petition to revert it or something? And fuck the sea animal buildings. They are disgusting.

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>>145317754

>>145317754
low wages

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>>145317472
>:333
>Coming off as that kind of flaming homo furrykin
Charr mains blame rats for their problems
Human and norn mains don't care about charr and see them as the rainbow mohawk joke race that they are in GW and see asura as the shoehorned race
Rat mains blame cats for their problems
Sylvari are irrelevant

One time I didn't have internet for like 3 months and I ended up drawing a bunch of asura-loli porn in MS paint to pass the time.

>>145318058
Regular rats or specific rats? Also, why loli dude? Come on, man.

>>145318016
I was just impersonating your kind anon. Keep forcing your futa fetishes on your joke race. :)

>>145318151
Regular rats and maybe some that caught my eye in game.. It was a phase anon.. I got really nervous and deleted everything because I didn't want someone to turn my computer on and find my drawings

charr probs do like the smell of their own farts, thats pretty much what musk is anyways

Furry musk > pedo musk
I know that's the truth and you do too.

To be honest I roleplay as a femsura and pretend to be a little girl. It's even better when the other person is just as perverted as you because they try so hard to scour the taverns to find someone like yourself to fulfill their fetish

>>145318327
Go away Fluusi

>charr pretending to be asura
grow up

>>145318906
>blaming charr
Everyone in their right mind hates you pedos, not just the charr.

I ERP on every single race. Where is your god now?

>>145319201
he's right here >>145311973

>>145319362
Oothier is not a god. I would crush him in an ERP battle with my superior writing skills.

>>145319201
forget your trip dros?

>>145319541
Prove it then. 1v1 him in thread.

>>145317472
Where'd he imply that he was a fnorn main? Believe it or not some of us consider you all obnoxious, but have a soft spot for the ones who don't spam it everywhere.

>>145319106
Countered by taunts and Sylvanas btw

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>>145319201
>>145319362
>>145319541
>>145319568
I haven't ERP'd as a msura/mnorn/fnorn, so anon might have me beat

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If only Calsi and Lani were here... they're so cute together......

>>145319106
>dies to BGH

>>145320054
are..those screenshots or something worse?

>>145320054
Do you save ERP with guildmates?

>>145320054
Can guildmates rape you?

>>145320054
>fsura x tsalad
Oh my...That sounds like a very wet situation.

I want to go to the next Korrli orgy! I can't wait to stretch her lower buns!!

OK THE AUTISTS ARE DONE FIGHTING LET THEM FAP

>>145320054
I wanna know the contents of that one liner folder, honestly.

>>145320070
>no thuman x fsalad

gaaaaay

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>>145311749
Just friends, anon.

>>145320054
That one liner folder lmfao

>>145320054
>no mcharr x mcharr
:(

>>145320548
just screenshots

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>>145320763
I don't really ERP with guildmembers, it leads to weird shit

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>>145321740
I might get those logs someday

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>>145320054
I see a distinct lack of mcharr on mcharr, Dros.

>>145321924
I'll take 3, 4, and 10.

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What will you do anon?
Can you avoid bad ends?
Get the harem end?
Or maybe you'll get that waifu you never stop talking about?
Waifu: Asura edition starts... Now!

>>145321924
3, 4, 7, 9, 10, 14

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>>145321924
You niggas is fucked up.

>>145322323
I'm going to get the Korrli handholding ending!

>>145322583
Can you please stop posting these? They seem kinda pointless and don't really add to the topic.

My friend and I looking for a MMO. In short, we want to travel together without being a guild and doing content, me as a support and he as a semi-tank. Is GW2 a good MMO for us?

>>145322935
>They seem kinda pointless and don't really add to the topic.
That's ratfags for you anon.

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>>145322935
ok I can understand why they might be disruptive and I will respect your request.

>>145323073
Sure, if you keep in mind that except for raids and some pvp roles dedicated support and tanks are doable but not necessary or optimal.

>>145323073
nah

>>145323369
>>145323378
Thanks, we'll stick to WoW then.

>>145323073
No. Travelling and immersion is something you have to force in GW2, using fast travel and zipping past as much content as possible is heavily favored, and support classes are only something that becomes relevant or even really doable until endgame.

Annoying but. Ute Femsura. Ying for attention

>>145323073
Honestly if you don't listen to the memes, Swtor is a good option.

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what are you up to in game right now, /gw2g/?

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>>145317754
Practice takes time and effort that I just can't seem to muster anymore. It's pathetic.

>>145324528
Yeah it is pretty pathetic to waste any time at all drawing rats.

>>145324634
these were actually really cute

>>145324662

It isn't a waste of time if you enjoyed spending it

>>145324662
UNTRUE. It's not the greatest if you're trying to learn more humanoid proportions, though.

>>145324662
sour bitch

>>145324528
this is a frightening rat

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>>145324662
Love is never wasted.

>>145323901
Not playing because it's dead. Give more PvE content pls.

>>145325952
Only if you're a corrupt official attempting to monopolize the welfare of innocent Tyrians!

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>>145326102

>>145323901
sPvP, midway through Ruby and desperately trying to maintain a 17 game streak

>>145326330
>properties
>created March 6, 2014
Time. Like fine, white sands through the cracks of my fingers. I have no regrets.

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>>145326593
Can you write like a normal person for just one second? Your posts always reek of autism.

>>145327682
>plays asura
>calls others autists

>>145327682
frick off fluusi

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r8 de-waifu attempt

>>145328097
that shoulder piece need to go

>>145328097
polygonal. Would not wife.

>>145328097
>being that skinny
No cushion for the pushin' at all. 2/10 would pity fuck.

>>145328176
>>145328178
Kicking myself for not playing much pvp before the skin system change, there's a couple of slimmed-down shoulders in the same style that work much better but aren't acquirable anymore.

Standard shoulderpads are ass and mostly look too floaty.

Will it ever be possible to make asura not ugly?

>>145328802
Make it a trap.

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>>145328802

>>145326309
But what's wrong with that

>>145327682
Zelni....Marry me please...

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>>145322546
Wow, didn't expect that!
You gotta rack up those friend points before you can hold hands though.
So who you gonna side with?

>>145329447
I think we should go somewhere warm and safe!

>>145322323
>>145329447
So this is what autism looks like? Nice

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I want the rats to go..

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>>145330396
pls go rat


pls...

>>145330396
all 3 played by sweaty men with bodily fluids on their chest

>>145330553
Is rikki a girl?

>>145330553
id still let them fuck me over you

>>145327682
>pls stop I'm ! TRIGGERED !
Welcome to the internet, kiddo.

>>145330553
Rikki has large breasts IRL. I have her nudes. Boppsi is very handsome irl and has a huge dick. The other rat is also very cute and sauve irl.

>>145329447
>No, Korrli is right, we got what we came for we should go back.

>>145331153
>2 out of 3 ain't so bad

i play with rikki's big breasts irl

I want to be impregnated by Rikki's son.

I met Rikki irl and had sex with her.

I kissed rikki on the ears

I massaged rikkis feet

I wanted to marry Rikki......

I miss calsi and rikki

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>mfw this general still exists

>>145334545
>tfw a warrior hits you and you now have every condition in the game on you
>tfw a necro hits you and you now have every condition in the game on you
>tfw a mesmer sends an army of clones at you and you now have every condition in the game on you

>>145335662
Why are those FHDs wearing femsura pantsu?

>>145334940
>tfw it doesn't matter because stun daze daze daze block reflect

>>145335751
Lyssa wears what she wants.

>>145335662
Is this implying that Grenth is GW2's brother?

>>145334940
There was no path but this. You should have seen this coming.

I wish Calsi, Rikki, and Lani would go to town on my dick and balls and empty the contents of my nut sack into their mouths.

Can't decide what I want to play. Necromancer, or Mesmer? PvE and PvP.

>>145338025
What style of gameplay do you want and is it your first time?

>>145338025
Mesmer

>>145338025
Necromancer is the tankiest class inherently in pvp. You can go with full damage builds and still be more durable than most other players. In pve they dish out fair amount of condition damage and offer a ton of party utility.
Mesmers are pretty average in pvp, you poop out clones and blow them up on enemies for damage or conditions and generally annoy players until they die. In pve Mesmers deal shit damage but are basically the most important support in the game.

femcharr twins engaging in watersports

>>145312629
I want to touch Vae's nose

>>145341375
Is Vae's nose wet and cold or dry and warm?

>>145342140
Warm and slightly damp to the touch

>>145338149

Something fast-paced, preferably.

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>>145342989
>oh look, the Teddyposter posted him again
>wait this is a webm
>OH NO
>NO NO NO

SO THIS IS WHAT BEING TRIGGERED IS LIKE.

>>145338517
>necro
>tankiest class in pvp

>mesmer
>average in pvp

What the fuck am I even reading

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>>145331158
>>145329541
Good call anon. -1/+1 for the asura you didn't and did side with. That ghost would have gotten you three pretty good if you stayed.

Here, have burger end because e3 stream made me lazy.

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Rate my new charr

>>145343373
where the hentai scene at my boy

>>145343535
Go back to your shitty discord shitshank

>>145317705
Where did the blue one go? I never see her anymore.

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>>145342989
ENOUGH!

>>145343373
>tfw all those asura go burgerless because of my carelessness

please i hate bad ends

>>145342989
lmao omfg m8

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I feel like this game needs more spooky/eerie places. As it stands there's mostly aggressively, over the top evil places filled with grotesque monsters, or the halloween locations with extremely cheesy holiday goodness. To be fair those can both be excellent, but I wish there were more subtle and unnerving areas too.

Official /gw2g/ discord

https://discord.gg/0oyIksSJTlTrTLrY

All are welcome!

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>>145342989
this is why gw2 is so shit now

>>145343373
10/10

>>145343535
Actually pretty good face and theme wise

>>145343373
This is great, but it also makes me wonder why you have so many pictures of rats. what will they do without their burgers?

>>145345717
Turn anon into burgers.

>>145345717
I wanted to crop rikkis face to use as a censor bar and ended up going through old threads for asuras to crop while watching e3.

unsuspecting asura buying a 'bookah burger', never guessing that the silly name is all too apt.

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>>145347596
That's a pretty good idea anon

>>145344149
Fireheart Rise and Tangled Depths is as close as it gets before you get into 2spooky land e.g. Orr. There's nothing really like Western/Eastern Plaguelands in this game.

big mcharr giving his smaller pocketcharr buddy a piggy back ride

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>>145348230

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A new age has dawned. Welcome to the era of HD Rikki

>>145349898
What's with that resolution?

>>145349925
temporary crap monitor that will be fixed shortly, don't you worry! This was just a test

>>145349982
Cool.
Let's hold hands at Dwayna tomorrow.

>>145349898
I want to hang out with Rikki in HD!

Why are these threads so dead? Why is /gw2g/ full of cats and rats? Where are the humans, the salads of the norn?

>>145354846
The humans are busy uploading tribute videos to xtube, salads sobbing over Mateens highscore on tumblr, and norn never existed in the first place.
It's just rats these days. The best cat disappeared suddenly and now we're left with the dregs.

>>145355083
But pantyface is the best cat?

>>145355986
Not even close.

>>145355986
Literally who?

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tfw no Krait husbando

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>>145356257
>>145356336
>being this oblivious

>>145357843
I'm not oblivious. I know who you are. You can't be the best cat until you step up your fashion game cutie.

>>145357957
He is the best cat no matter how poor your taste is.
There's no cat better than pantyface.

>>145357957
His fashion is amazing desu.

>>145358215
this

>>145355083
It doesnt seem to represent the game though. I rarely see cats of rats ingame. A lot of salads though.

>>145349898
Rikki you are so qt. Are you a cute nerd girl irl?

>>145311494
Why is gw2 the best mmo for roleplayers?

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>>145358215
>>145358254
Legends never die

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Is this what's left of the playerbase?

Kek Dylan proposed to kittdai

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Hi gw2g I want to know your expect advice on a matter, as someone who is completely new to raiding (but not to the game overall).

If I really only have the motivation to gear and master one of the below class/specs for raids, which one is the most useful and/or in demand? These are all referring to the endorsed metabattle builds.

> DPS Guardian/DH
> DPS Ranger/Druid
> DPS Elementalist/Tempest
> Heal Ranger/Druid
> Heal Elementalist/Tempest (though I've been told that druids are preferred for healing and support)

>>145359203
While I get the sentiment behind this, it's stupid. Real-world pride marches are a political statement, replicating something like that in a virtual venue is pointless, circlejerking slacktivism.

>>145311494
This game is sooo much fun it's almost a bad thing. I'm an altoholic that loves leveling and the experience in gw2 is just perfect. I've made five characters so far and it will take me forever to get to lvl 80 because I like them all and can't stop switching.

>>145322323
Honestly, coloring those horrible earmuffs to look like hair is really smart and I don't think I've seen anyone else do it.

>>145360248
Heal ranger/druid and DPS Elementalist/Tempest will both almost guarantee you a spot, success and friends in raiding. Heal Ele is just a step below them and dps range and guardian are just not worth it. They might be fun and aren't bad, but if this is supposed to be your fully commited and optimal character they don't make the cut.

>>145360248

Tempest has the highest DPS overall so go with that.

>>145360619
>>145360668
Much obliged, anons. I'll seriously look at heal druids and dps eles.

I'm going to have to refresh my memory on ele rotations and what to do. Playing braindead lazy guardian/warrior most of the time hasn't done me any favors here.

>>145360872

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M3engTZfn8

And try to play dagger/warhorn freshair for bosses like Vale Guardian since he doesn't stay in your fields often.

>>145360872
Ele feels like warrior in terms of dps. You stack buffs and unload aoe burst. Rinse and repeat. Pretty satisfying. Druid is quite weird to play though, I personally reccomend it if you are looking for something interesting.

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>>145359203
>LGBTQIA+
They just keep adding things to the end of it. It's like they're trying to invoke the Old Ones with this shit.

>>145361786
What's QIA supposed to be? Queer? I??? Asexual?

>>145361997
not sure but i know the + is for plus-sized

>>145361997
Intersex. Even as a huge faggot myself I think this shit's getting too retarded.

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>>145362108
Cute femsura

>>145363220
Asuran space program.

Reminder that Rox is the cancer that spawned this squatfu plague and destroyed GW2 forever

>>145363439
>plague
Take that back. Squatfu is a blessing

>>145363421
Ily anon

I hope Ur having a cute and comfy day/evening

>>145337684

Perv

>>145363490
Take back what, the truth? kek
They should have fixed Rox's sliders before putting that abomination on live servers. It was downhill from the moment that patch went gold.

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>>145363490
Squatfu is qt

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>>145363930
>rox made as proper lynxface
I'm ok with that.

>>145363930
Rox looks like shit I agree. Her face never should have been left how it is. I'm all for making a "young" looking charr but Christ she just looks like she's got a few extra chromosomes lying around.

>>145337684
Dicks don't make very good vehicles and nuts get between the teeth.

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Post yfw your flipped orders sell and you rake in that cash.

>>145362108
Well, intersex is a legitimate thing, since it's the condition of being born with both genitalia (usually one developed more than the other).

We even have them right here in gw2g, except we call them futa. :^)

>>145365770
She wasn't born. She was made furtively against her will.

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ERP is serious family

>>145365770
Who are the futas?

>>145366102
the thread isnt the way I remember it
Relief Officer Lani kneels
Calsi goes to sleep

>>145366008
That's kinda hot anon.

>>145366136
Lani and every single norn female you've ever encountered, sorry. I don't make the rules. They all also have horse cocks for some reason.

>>145366102
Not that I disagree that people shit up the thread, but the whole "before our hand is forced" thing is a little autistic. Besides, it's not like anyone can control what anyone else does, especially on an anonymous forum, so I have no idea what Calsi was expecting.

>>145366271
I don't think you quite grasp how autistic these pedos are. They're on a whole nother level.

>>145366523
>>145366102
You would know, considering all the effort you put into raising that bar.

>>145366271
It's not hot! It's tragic! A tragic burden. A heavy burden. Stirring inside.

>>145368390
Why not let all that weight hang outside instead?

>>145368452
That's... indecent. A daily torrent of savage urges is shameful enough.

Who the fuck are these niggas that type like some kind of lewd sesquipedalians?

Fucking faggots

>>145371714
Fuck Iron Legion.

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>>145371920
How about fuck Ash Legion too? Everyone have basic needs.

it's my first time actually playing an mmo, I have a necro and a thief both sitting arounf lvl 20 now. which one to continue? they both seem fun to me, please give me some pros and cons.

Corrupt gkick fucking when?

>>145375774
This place will only ruin your enjoyment of the game

Gkick Lusster.

>>145375910
I'll try to shelter myself as good as I can anon

Invite back Marblemaid please?

Lusster is not a girl???

Namedrop me too please?

>>145376886
Shiggly Diggly.

>tfw no femcharr wife to slurp on her glistening velvet cavern sweets

>tfw no mcharr husband to cuddle in bed

Calsi......

Squatfu......

Vaebaby......

TOXICOLOGIST KALZI

>tfw no femcharr archaeologist wife to find charr missing links with

Comfyanon..........

Riikay.......

Shitposts......

>>145366271
lani has a horse cock?

Femcharr Wife......

DESPERATE MOUSEWIFE..............

>>145378770
>tfw all futanorn have horsecocks but no snow leopard barbs, wolfcocks, bearcocks or crow cloacas

horse cocked futasura wife waking up late for work with a big erection tenting up her bed sheets

>tfw tfwanon was the best thing to happen on this general besides squatfu

>tfw i miss vuncia..

i miss rikki calsi...

>tfw no femcharr wife to shitpost on /gw2g/ with

oh wait, I'd have better shit to do with my femcharr wife than shitposting on /gw2g/

consider the following: if charr broke the 4th wall, how would they react to /gw2g/ and the furryshit community that worships their genitals ?

If squatfus name wasn't Vuncia, what would it be?

>>145379368
More for us see ya dork

>>145379617
Cuntia

>>145379617
>Fluffia Cunnia

>>145375774
thief
-low health pool
-best mobility
-stealth

necro
-slow
-two health bars

>>145379617
Vae The Spectre

>tfw no underground facility to mass produce femcharr wives

What does it feel like to cum inside of a noodlesura?

>tfw no 10ft tall femcharr wife to snu snu with you

>tfw no femcharr gf to bingewatch your favorite tv shows together

>tfw no femcharr skull trophy collection in your livingroom

>tfw no femcharr wife to boop her nose

Florburz?

Vuncia?

I have already died once, anons. During the time I felt my weightless soul traveling the endless screaming abyss, I encountered a being of pure light, the only thing that stood out in the hopeless oblivion. The angel identified to me as Squatfu and promised me and all of us eternal life and happiness for a small price.

Worship Squatfu, the one and only God.

>tfw no femcharr god of squats to worship

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Good to see the thread is as quality as ever.

An expanded bounty system (like in the bandit update except with more targets, objectives, rewards, etc)

Y/N

I vote maybe

>tfw marblemaid will never be a gw2g meme

>>145384149
If they implement it right, yes. but it's more likely anet would fuck it up and have to rehaul it five different times over three years.

>>145384324
Here dude have a song I think you would relate to it really well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIJZTzm1rO8

>tfw charr cubs playing in the rubble of the wall of ascalon and finding human memorabilia

>>145384586
its ok man they will be turned into warmachines soon

>>145384586
fuck you anon you're making me imagine an anime drama guild wars movie

>charr and human friends since childhood
>war breaks loose and they end up in a situation where each of them believe the other one has died but in reality they both survive the war
>over time they get trained to kill their enemies without mercy
>40 years later they meet up again but they don't recognize eachother
>they start fighting to the death until they realize who they are

I need to watch this

>>145384149
>>145384524
>>145384706
Fucking leave already. Your ideas are shit and the only people who actually like you are your two orbiters that you mooch off of. You might as well be Kittdai at this point.

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>>145386089

>>145386364
I have orbiters?

You do realize im not connected to anybody who plays this game? There is nobody on my friends list and I don't play with anybody.

>>145386528
>doesn't play with anybody
>constantly talks about her friend hyroo
>who bought her shit
even i know that's a lie

>tfw lardlemaid is so fat he has people orbiting around him

>>145386364
That and I never talk to anybody in-game either

You DO realize nobody talks to me right? You DO realize im just some random nobody who sometimes posts here when im not in the mood to do anything else, right?

>>145386641
Thats because hyroo only plays when im sleeping. The times we play together are quite rare.

For fucks sake. I just want to talk about fucking videogames when im done cycling or singing or something

I dont have time for this shit

>>145386992
You were a stupid depressed attentionwhore who would spam hentai and and suicidal bullshit in the discord and guild chat.

Take a hint and fuck off.

>tfw so butthurt you finally go anonymous

There's a lot of assholes on this general,damn

>>145386992
you call yourself a nobody but everyone knows who you are. you wanna just talk about the game but you make sure everyone knows it's you. who do you think you're kidding with this bullshit?

>>145388889
No, it's just more people who want Marblemaid to leave already. She gets told to leave and can't take a hint every damn time.

>tfw no femcharr wife to keep me warm at night

>tfw no femcharr and femnorn wives to be sandwiched between on cold nights

>tfw no femcharr wife priest to cleanse you from your sins

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>>145388889
>general
>Guild Wars 2 general
>/gw2g/
>Implying this soulless black room filled with fetish posting, harassment, gossip, autistic bias, narcissism, pathetic circle jerking, bullying, and FUN+HOPE bickering has the potential to talk about the game for more than 20 minutes before spiraling into degenerate bullshit
>Implying this is a video game general and not a place to shitpost about the people you hate or the things you want to do in ERP to some whore instead of telling them in a private whisper
>A general filled with pussy virgins too scared to settle their disputes and instead bring them onto the thread to stir shit
Permanently.
Ban.
/gw2g/.
The fuck are you guys even doing? You seriously want to grow old in a thread secluded in this avatarfag containment board? We're apart from /v/ to discuss specific video games for large periods of time not harass people anonymously until the thread dies 500 posts away from the post limit.
I'm surprised this shit is still running. Why is it still running? The game is dead, forgotten, abandoned except to add gemstore garbage for whales to eat up. Reddit is seriously a better place to discuss the game, especially since it isn't filled with this sort of garbage. The developers visit it and respond to topics at Reddit, there's actual moderators, and as soon as news pop up it is injected onto the subforum. /gw2g/ gets topics to talk about after they're handed down from reddit and for what?
For what?
So you can see what Gae thinks about it? Fuck off
Just stop spawning these threads, hell let the furries take over so their delusions snap apart from wallowing in their cummy shit for too long.

>>145390591
if /mlp/ exists then so can /gw2g/

get out faggot and don't ever touch my femcharr wife agaib

>>145390591
>circle jerking

>implying reddit doesn't circlejerk

IF >>>/trash/ EXISTS SO CAN /gw2g/

>>145390591
>"the game is dead and so is gw2g but you can go to reddit and post there instead"

literally what and why

is this bait ?

>tfw I'm not a red pill because I still believe in my femcharr wife

>>145390591
if this wasn't a pasta already, it should be

>tfw no mcharr husband

>>145391846
This hits close to home

>tfw no good /gw2g/ thread

I wish florburz would notice me.