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Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

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Surprise Edition

Old Thread >>144978867

>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W

Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
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Do we know if we're getting a new class for the expac? Should we even get a new class?
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you guys are so nice! except of course for the people who try to mislead new friends
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>it's another ratcliquer making the thread episode
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>>145139252
you can't stop the march of justice. begin the executions
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>>145139272
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, this troll list is complete bogus.
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Post rare squats
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>>145139096
Where are the executions taking place? I want to watch.
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I want to cum in Rikki so bad
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rikki isn't even that cute desu
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>>145139546
>those guilds
>active
there are 0 active /vg/ guilds
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she is my waifu
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>you will never feel rexxie's dick inside you

jdimsa
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>>145140308
HOPE and FUN actually both complete guild missions, daily frogs, and raids as guilds tho.
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>>145140608
>guild missions
yeah with like 5 people, still takes a year for both guilds, waste of fucking time
>daily frogs
yeah if you get a spot on one of the runs, doing fractals is boring dogshit nobody does it daily except retards
>raids
boring dogshit nobody with a brain is still doing it, also if youre not part of the one clique/guild good luck retard LMAO
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>>145140762
it's more than those other advertised guilds
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why can't we have ratposters that are good-looking for once? i'm tired of shitrats and vomitrats clogging up my thread.
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>>145139984
>stalker no stalking
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>>145140875
this guy is actually right

>>145140762
even though you're b8ing what you described is still better than the mock guilds on that troll list lmao
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>>145140895
Fluusi and Ruddo were the only good looking rats, honestly.
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>>145140895
give us an example
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tfw cute gw2g girls dont send us their pantsu...
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>>145141021
Fluusi is really generic tbqh, but I'll give you Ruddo. Looks bad at first, but Ruddo makes it work.
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>>145141403
Generic doesn't equal bad though. Picking safe armor choices and colors is far better than some of the retarded snowflake looks most rats go for here.
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>>145139642
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>>145139264
I'd rather get new elite specs. Preferably 2 per profession, since they won't need to make the Revenant again.
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>>145139264
personally, I don't want a new profession.
I feel like revenant fit, because it completed the pattern of there being three of each armor weight.
I don't want that balance to be broken again, because we all know they'll never give us three new classes.
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This is now a Dindu appreciation post! Please tell all of your stories about me making your lives better!
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So Revenant is the "Only does everything" profession, right?
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>>145139264
I will bet you we get a new race.

>saving two character slots for my future Tengu warrior and thief
>hoping and praying

pls anet
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femcharr...
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>>145143387
sort of, it's a bit of a jack of all trades but only a little bit more.
it's easy to make it seem like it's infinitely better because of the fact different setups are basically at the press of a button, but most things a revenant can do, other professions can do similarly with a little bit of effort.

that being said, revenant does excel at things, but just like every other profession, only a few at a time.
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>>145143387
I am not sure what this means.

Revenant is "pick two things, you are good at them, but only one at a time".
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Found a good butt
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>>145144049
>pick two things
>one of those things is one of the best DPS
>another one of those things is "Passively have every boon ever"
>you get access to both of these abilities
Honestly, rev really should have never gotten a weapon swap. What the fuck. Herald is also one of the shittiest designs I've ever seen in vidya given its context.
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>>145142014
No bully
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>>145144416
It's not actually that bad because boons are shit and if you go glint+shiro your condi cleanse and resistance are dogshit.

People keep whining, saying that they have no condi cleanse as a rev. Try playing with Ventari instead of Glint you ubercucks.
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>>145144113
whoa, what skin?
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>>145144416
>one of the best DPS

Fucking lmao look at this shitter. Rev DPS is barely above PS warrior (about 10% better) and both are complete fucking trash compared to the REAL DPS classes. Rev is only too strong in PvP because of it's versatility combined with insane burst.
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>>145144947
Rev is basically not a class without Glint
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>>145144416
That's why everyone stacks Revs for everything right?
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>>145143792
Warm fluffy femcharr patting anon's diaper making sure he is feeling okay.
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>>145145246
heavy aether
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>>145145765
you've gone too far
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>>145145280
rev is 5k higher than PS warrior
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>>145145589
And Glint still like the most awfully designed piece of shit to ever exist. Says a lot.
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r8 my r@
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Kept you waiting, huh?
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>>145150039
Eyes are too big, hair is too bright, but good choice of physique and thickness.
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>>145150056
>filename
You can't fool me anon. If you're the real Grae post your best squat at the Dwayna statue in DR.

You have 10 minutes.
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>>145151302
It's the real Squats, I just checked and they're farming Silverwastes. All good things come to an end.
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Time's up, impostre.
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Does Vae really have a mangina?
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>>145152196
He ERP's as a cuntboy.
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>>145152378
>implying vae erps at all

don't get our hopes up
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>>145150039
Basically going to just go with >>145150865 on this one. Maybe raise you a comment about the tiny mouth. Good to see more girthy rats. It's also easier to ask advice about character looks while in the character creator.
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don't spread lies vae is a pure musky mcharr
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>tfw no femcharr angel to watch over and tell me everything will be okay
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>tfw vuncia sounds fun to chill with but you are EU
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>tfw you will never come home from work and see your beloved femcharr wife waiting for you with a strap-on
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>tfw no femcharr wife
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>tfw no mcharr husband to keep you warm with his cum
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>tfw no mods to cleanse this thread
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>>145156263
White Mantle get out.
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>tfw no vae to copulate with for the sake of procreation
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>tfw no macro futasura to cockvore me
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>>145155998
>tfw you'll never wake up to your femcharr wife sitting on your face while she takes care of your morning wood
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How good are current thiefs? wvw/raid?
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>tfw no wife, no gf, not even a fleshlight, just you and your tissues spread across your room
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>>145156510
enough to get the job done
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>>145156467
remove femcharr
replace with mcharr husband
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>>145157016
>tfw no multipurpose hermcharr with dicks,tits, cunts and an 8pack
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EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
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>tfw this thread doesn't look how you remembered it
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>>145157395
item ?
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>>145157487
That's irrelevant. The problem is that someone undercuts by 20% of the item's price and and lists multiple of them.
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>tfw no rat harem to keep you busy all day
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>>145157557
some people just dont care
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>tfw you will never be a femcharr
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Is heart of thorns worth the money
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>>145158345
maybe if you want to raid
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>>145158284
Will you be my femcharr wife?
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>tfw no barbed clit femcharr wife to tickle all day
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>>145156458
You will make wonderful seed. Just wait patiently until these shaman brews ripen.
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>tfw you will never do electrostimulation sounding with Bolt on your hyper futacharr wife
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this general I swear to fucking god
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>>145156239
femsura wife kissing her partner on the cheek after ordering for two and hanging up the phone
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>you will never just cuddle with your mcharr husband in a really gay way
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>tfw no mcharr wife
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>you will never nosedive into your femcharr's fluffy cunny
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>anet gave me a refund within like 30 mins of asking
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I got bored and came here to ask about the Discord but then I saw the thread and lost my nerve
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>you will never pin down pantyface with earth magic and have your way with him because he stole your panties
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>>145159470
I WILL make Vae my mcharr cuntboy wife
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Charr players the biggest degenerates confirmed? Good to know, /gw2g/.
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>tfw all this greentext
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>>145159965
>implying memes are any way better than greentext
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>tfw no green sylvari-charr hybrid wife
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Post your face when the thread isn't how you remember it
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>>145139139
Why are autism levels so high on /gw2g/? Its probably the most normie mmo yet its 4chan presence is off the fucking charts.
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>>145160262
btw, why my reply box doesnt work?
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>>145160476
Gotta have max levels of autism to play a game without content for 4 years
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>>145139139
Why is eu part of /gw2g/ on SfR? Not complaining, just wondering on what basis this choice was made.
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>tfw no futacharr wife to impale you all the way through with its thick barbed shaft and fill you with pure charr warmth
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>>145160567
It's been like that since launch and you won't get people to pay for a server transfer after 4 years.
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>>145160529
>le endgame meme
Go tend to your garnisons. The question was rather about what incites such abundance of waifufaggotry and betas orbiting people who are more than likely to be smelly basement dwellers.
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>>145160567
Originally the guild would go to Vabbi, but after the beta weekends it turned out it would become a Russian server so they randomly picked SFR.
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>>145160715
>implying anyone could imply that from your post
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Gkick Oothier.
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>>145161272
if I deserve it then ye, BREAK THE CHAINS RESTRICTING ME, GIVE ME NOTHING TO LOSE
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Who the fuck is Oothier...
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>tfw you will never get gangbanged by a warband of sweaty, musky and hung mcharr
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>>145162339
me AKA Drosera Korruptia
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>>145139264
they already said that future expansions would get elite specs, revenant was the last new class
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>>145163069
>tfw you'll never be a tiger butthole sniffing rat
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>>145160476
because the shitposting won't end until I acquire my female charr wife
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tfw showing two pocket femcharrs their new room
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>tfw you wondered why you never killed a single dredge in the achievement tab
>go to lowbie Norn zones
>stumble on the singing dredge in Wayfarer Foothills
>see the Svanir temple in norn city
>realize you're questing for the villains
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>tfw no futarat to molest for its perfect imperfections
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>tfw no charr dildo collection
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>>145139139
Am I the only one who can't quite grasp dragonhunters? Their kit and traits make you great at initiation and mitigating damage, but it also incentivizes kiting. Are they just bad or do I play them wrong?
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>>145164485
If you are talking about pvp then yes they are the memest class. Really easy to counter, you just trigger their traps and dodge the Spear of Justice, now they're useless.
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Question - does the death shroud bonuses from soul reaping apply to reaper's reaper's shroud? And does the turret bonuses from inventions apply to scrapper's gyros?
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>>145165121
for the necro question: yea so you can have dhuumfire on reapershroud1 for example

for the engi question:idk but I dont think so? wait for an engi poster to tell you
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>tfw no charr family to adopt you
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>>145165515
tfw adopting anon and taking care of her better than a charr family ever could
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>>145165515
>tfw no charr sister-in-law to train me trough charr basic sexual training course
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>>145165515
>>145165569
>>145165946
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>>145139139
Are there any classes that get guaranteed raid spots?
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>tfw no femcharr sex ed teacher
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>you will never be a mcharr-only warbands barb holster
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>tfw no femcharr secretary
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>>145166323
>tfw no femcharr dominatrix to enlarge your anal sphincter
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>tfw you won't live to see genetic 3d printing to make your very own femcharr wife at home
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>>145166656

>tfw no femcharr wife created in a petri dish
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>>145166207
Druids, chrono, rev, PS warriors, tempests, necros?
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tfw when taking part in racial genocide and killing femcharr wives
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>tfw no femcharr chronomancer wife to rewind you back in time for infinite orgasms
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>tfw you will never have lesbian femcharr cunnyrubs
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>tfw no mcharr buddy to do triigoogin with
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ENOUGH
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>>145168557

>tfw googled what triigoogin means
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>tfw no musk warband to have daily musk competitions with at the end of each day and have rexxie be the judge of whos musk is most potent
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>tfw no naked mcharr mudfights between warbands followed by massive barbing and cumbath orgy
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>tfw no furry foreskin to balloon with musky mcharr seed
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>tfw no futacharr triigoogin
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>tfw no mcharr to triigoogin with while sharing a sound
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guys no
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>tfw no mcharr on mcharr horn sounding
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>tfw no mcharr to give a humjob to
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>tfw will never give two plus mcharr a prostate massage with your dildo horns
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>tfw no mcharr to bloat me with cum until I turn into white sludge
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>tfw rytlock and smodur triigoogin
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>tfw even without gae faggot this thread still manages to be the biggest furry thread on all of 4chan
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tfw putting cute femsura to bed then making sure the poor neglected pocket femcharr feels cute and comfy as I read her a story by the warm fireplace
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>tfw cleaning the smegma off your mcharr shaft while also combing your mcharr bf's mane with your barb and marking him as your property
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>tfw mcharr sucking your barb like the cub he is
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>tfw this thread has reached critical mass
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do you have barbs irl, anon?
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>>145170289

>tfw you will never have your foot long barbed tentacle cock sucked by a tuna fish
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>>145171072
no but I wish I had
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>>145171072
ye
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>tfw no barbed dick
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>^
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>tfw no large enough urethra to accomodate for two mcharr triigoogin at the same time
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Holy shit this thread.
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>tfw this thread is so shit it's actually good
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>>145171794
hello lil qt anon
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>tfw no hyper mcharr dick to be stretched over like a condom while he fucks another hyper mcharr
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>tfw femcharr getting pounded in the deepest reaches of the black citadel and left to die in a puddle of sticky mcharr juices
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im going to mail moot to ban gw2g forever this furry faggotry has gone too far
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>>145172894
joke's on you, moot's no longer the admin you faggot
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>>145172817
>hes been doing that for 5 hours
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>>145172958
fuck off you furry degenerate why don't you go fuck your dog somewhere instead of shitting up generals
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>tfw no mcharr spontaneous cumbustion
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>>145173212
Your resistance only makes my tail fluffier.
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>>145173341

>tfw no femcharr to have consensual sexual intercourse with
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ITT: 43 posters and 182 replies
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>tfw no god of mcharr barbed rods to worship
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>>145172817
>tfw all these posts and still no dubs
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>tfw futacharr about to be rained on with hot potent mcharr seed
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>tfw proud pregnant femcharr wife getting her first echograph
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>tfw no mcharr getting his dick cut off and replaced by the upper half of a centaur
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>tfw furry degenerate shitposting greentexts on /gw2/g
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>tfw cute charr cub getting his booboo bandaged
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>tfw no mcharr on mcharr anal bead sounding
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>tfw janitor removes inv to /gw2g/ discord
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>tfw no macro hyper hermcharr cumshot contest
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>tfw no femcharr wife to shitpost with
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>tfw no aggressive femcharr to scratch you during sex
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>tfw no femcharr wife to scratch my ballsack and nibble my foreskin
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>meme text lmao
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>tfw it's the end of /gw2g/

run for your lives anons!
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>tfw no cuntboycharr and futacharr slaves to call me master
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>tfw no femcharr lynxface thief to steal your clothes and do nasty things to you in the middle of the day
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lol

this truly is a thread for the ages

i hope ur all cute and comfy, anons and i hope ur having a nice day/evening c:
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>tfw no femcharr necromancer wife to steal your soul and fuse it with hers
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points for creativity. This is way better than caturday
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>tfw no femcharr wife engineer to sound your barb with her fix-r-upper
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>tfw no femcharr elementalist wife to wash your pain away
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>tfw no femcharr guardian wife for that little extra protection
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>tfw no sex with femcharr wife while she twists a knife in the stomach of op rat
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>tfw no warrior futacharr wife to go berserk and swing its greatsword on my face
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>tfw no femcharr mesmer wife to portal exeunt my barb into my own ass
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>tfw no sweaty femcharr wife after a long day of battle to clean fur from sand with
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>tfw no femcharr revenant wife to teach me the forbidden knowledge of advanced mist barbing
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>tfw no chuka and champawat wielding tigerfemcharr druid wife to be at one with nature with
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>tfw no femcharr pretending to be mcharr to do masculine activities with
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>tfw no leyline-infused viagra pills to destroy my femcharr wife's fluffy cunny for eternity
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>tfw no femcharr flame legion cook to taste charred meat with
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>tfw no Pact Crowbar barb sounding party
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>tfw no femcharr wife breaking the 4th wall and choosing to live with you
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>tfw you will never have a triple fluffy cunny femcharr wife
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>tfw no adventurous florburz husband to find femcharr wives with
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>tfw no macro femcharr wife to destroy lion's arch again
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>tfw smelling the sweet scent of femcharr fluffy cunny for the first time
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Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, /wowg/'s 2 pages down.
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>tfw you will never play guild wars 2 with your femcharr wife
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>tfw your future femcharr wife accepts your proposal
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>>145180325
>tfw you will never force your mcharr bf's head into a cauldron filled with your cum
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>tfw you will never defile the former lands of ascalonians with your femcharr wife
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>tfw no femcharr wife to keg brawl with
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>tfw I want a femcharr wife now
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>tfw this is the beginning of the end
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>tfw you and your femcharr wife will never build highways in tyria paved with the bones of your victims
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>tfw you throw 20k+ rares in the MF and only get one precursor
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>tfw you will never throw 4 femcharr minis in the mystic forge to receive your femcharr wife
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>tfw you hope that one day it will be possible to have a femcharr wife, but that day is not today
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>tfw no mcharr watersports after a long day of barb vacuum pumping
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>tfw no mcharr warband to humiliate me all night
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Is it over?
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>tfw mouth of mordremoth will never give you blowjobs
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>tfw no femcharr wife to warm from the inside
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>tfw no femcharr wife to fill her uterus with cubs
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>tfw pregnant multicock 9tailed hermcharr taur resting after having fun with a trio of centipede mcharr
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there is no god
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Even with expansions this game and thread were and never will be good.
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>tfw futacharr slowly falling under the influence of roofies
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>tfw femcharr hyper expansion
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>>145139139
Why can't I see projectiles? Everything else works well but for some reasons projectiles don't animate for me.
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>>145183701
What are your graphics settings?
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>tfw enraged femcharr massacring a whole camp of hunters that killed her trusty juvenile lynx pet
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>tfw charr couple relaxing in a secret secluded place deep in the maguuma jungle
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>tfw no happycat femcharr sliders
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>>145183874
Everything to the max except for sampling which is native and shaders which are low.
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you all take things too far
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>tfw femcharr cub catching a mouse and then not knowing what to do next
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>tfw femcharr trying to dance but ends up squatting repeatedly instead
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>tfw hermcharr getting sex advice from femcharr and mcharr
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>tfw femcharr ranger using her horn as a dildo
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>tfw hyper hermcharr making a mess of her room after saving for 2 weeks
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>tfw experiencing the meatoberfest by tasting the juiciest meat offered by a femcharr wife
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>>145184543
So? Can anyone help me with that?
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>tfw femcharr getting filled with mighty barbed knotted rod mcharr passion
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>tfw dicknippled futacharr pleasuring 3 mcharr until they pass out
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YOU FAGGOTS THINK YOU CAN SAVE THIS DEAD GAME BY SHITPOSTING?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>tfw femcharr defecating on a post
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pls stop shitposting i'll mail u 30 greenwood planks
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>tfw femcharr thief stealing food so she could live another day
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>tfw femcharr wife can't walk right after a rough night
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>tfw femcharr cum inflation hyper oozing pussy
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>tfw lab rat harvesting the cum of a thousand hyper mcharr
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>>145187347
I like this one
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>tfw no lion face mcharr barb to worship
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>tfw ugly femcharr digging the grave of squatfu in search of answers for the grand sliders
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>tfw duckcocked hermcharr trio defiling a lucky futasura
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>tfw rata novans getting wiped out by a tsunami of the ultimate futasura experiment body fluids
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>tfw femcharr donning a human costume representing her humansona before finally going to krytancon2016
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>tfw mcharr husband smelling his wife's wet panties after she's gone into estrus
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>tfw lone mcharr keeping his cum in 2L bottles as a future refreshment
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at what level can i contribute to WvW at all?
I know I won't be able to take on an actual level 80 at level 25 but would I be of any help in a team fight?
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>tfw femcharr contemplating on life while also thrusting two of her fingers up her juicy treasure
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>>145189551
You can significantly contribute at any level by roaming and snatching objectives that are not under attention of other players, defending keeps through sniping or give out boons/cc in zergs. If you heavily outskill someone, especially if your class is shenanigans-heavy, you can take on anyone unless they are BiS. You won't win a fight against good people though.
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>tfw lesbian charr couple exploring eachother's pink sweet caverns
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What's the average estimated gold cost on a legendary these days?
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>this general

Continue....

>>145189551
Underlevels are basically there to cap nodes and level up. They don't really contribute all that much. Though, if you're wanting to feel like you're helping with something in terms of damage, stay in EOTM until you get to 80. At least there, it's a little more even.

I suppose depending on your class you could bring utility. Maybe some boons or something or if you're a mesmer, ports and veils...but in general accept that you're a rallybot and run with it.
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>>145190850
How do you fit your nose up an mcharr's butt?
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>tfw top hermcharr riding receiver hermcharr on all fours while gripping hir horns, both buttplugged and gagged
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This general just keeps getting worse with each iteration. It would be dead, if not for spamming.
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I want to get this game but I dunno.

Are all the races just visually different and no change in stats?
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>>145191007
furry physics

>>145191206
yes
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>>145191328
Which race looks coolest in endgame necromancer armor? Is there a website with armor style screenshots?
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>>145191408
"end game" armor doesn't exist.
There is an armor tier with the best stats, but because of the wardrobe system everyone uses what they think looks nice
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>tfw no pregnant mcharr boyfriends fisting
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>tfw no futacharr futasura and futanorn triigoogin anal vore unbirthing combo
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>>145191665
>>145192190
You have a lot of time on your hands, and your life must be excruciatingly boring if this is how you spend that time
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>>145192362

>tfw femcharr wife looking over mcharr husband's internet history
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>>145192575
Nah
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>tfw femcharr wife experiencing the pain of birthing her first litter
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>tfw femcharr wife and mother of two cubs preparing dinner for the family
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>tfw mcharr warband cleaning their weapons before going on to battle
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>tfw no one wants to buy your first ever pre drop from the tp
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>tfw no femcharr wife with bunny ears
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Is the condi/vit/tough shortbow/sword&dagger + five spirits sPvP build for ranger still good?
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>tfw no khan ur to fuck the entire femcharr population
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>>145194621
Spirit zoo died long ago. Most rangers are bunker druids nowadays.
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>>145194676
Why would that be? Did it got nerfed?
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I preferred the loving futasura/femsura family posts.
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>tfw my femsura will never be grabbed and gangbanged by a raid squad filled with charr
>tfw will never be bukkaked by charr
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Here you witness the true depravity of the lesser races.

In three days the Unseen Ones shall return to Tyria, and the White Mantle will put this thread to the torch, and with it all the race traitors that do not repent.
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>>145195229
That, and most of the traits for it (like allowing nature spirits to move) were removed or retooled
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>tfw femcharr going on a rubbing rampage after purchasing the latest Playsura magazine
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>tfw duo futacharr establishing dominance between eachother before going on a frotting frenzy
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>hung bullsura waiting his inevitable demise at the hands and barbed shafts of an unstoppable sex hungry horde of inquest mindcontrolled futacharr that will not stop until the bullsura drowns in their quality charr batter
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>tfw lesbian femcharr group being experimented on by the inquest in their search for the greatest perfume ever created from femcharr pheromones
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>tfw mcharr executioner decapitating a traitorous mcharr with a battleaxe lodge in his urethra
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>This thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW1_Aam-wC0
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>tfw femcharr group celebrating one's birthday naked style
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>>145196019
Souls may fall to depravity, lost forever in a void carved by their own twisted desires, but not one will be consumed by the dark magicks of ancient bloodstone cultists. I've done my research. The human bandits and petty crooks that roam the streets have proven themselves something darker than mere dregs of my new home. I have my own magic; my own strength; and even with its flaws and weakness, I will not yield this broken land or its peoples to you mindless drones.
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>>145139139
>Move to SfR
>Hmm, seems quite populated, let's pug
>Everybody speaks fucking French and refuse to talk to you in English, even though they clearly understand what you are saying
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>>145197436
>busto a fatto nutto on my yello piggu face, oni-chan
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>>145198861
mcharr don't have foreskin
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At least the rats are gone now.
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>tfw no femcharr gf to dance with
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>implying
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>>145197763
THERE IS NO SEXUAL APPLICATION FOR BLOODSTONE DUST.
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>>145199740
now there is

>tfw no bloodstone dildo collection to fuck my femcharr wife with
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>tfw no qt femcharr wife
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Why is this general so spammy? Is there someone who has a grudge against the game or a certain poster who's trying to shit up the place?
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>>145201514
Uh, are you actually implying that 99% of the people here don't try to shit up the place?
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*links all previous posts from this thread*
all me
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>>145201747
I wouldn't know. I was recommended the game by a friend, but haven't tried it yet. I figured I'd stop in here but honestly it doesn't seem like it attracts very good players given the people who post here.
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GW2 isn't even a good ERP game lmao
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>>145202072
I'm sorry you're this new but this is a very common sight for the general to look like, it's been through much worse than this.
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>tfw no femcharr gf
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>>145202072
Good discussion pops up once in a blue moon, but even around major releases it's still mostly shitposting. I don't think it's a lack of good players (there are legend rank PvP folks in here), just a massive propensity towards shitposting. Moreso than games with less content, somehow.

I don't blame you for leaving.
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>>145202415
Is there a better place to go and discuss the game and whether it might be for me, without the childish spam?
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>tfw no vegetarian femcharr wife
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>>145202508
Reddit
I'm not joking.
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>>145202236
whats better?
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>tfw there is so much greentext that it actually slows down the scrolling even on a beast pc
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>>145202415
It really isn't. This is the same person/people that just spam one thing over and over every once in awhile.
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Is it ever worth getting 100% map comp[letion on low level areas?
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>>145139264
They could make the game a whole lot more interesting a whole lot more easily by just adding more elite specs so thats probably what they're going to do. Maybe by the 5th expansion there will be enough elite specs to kind of almost be like there's multiclassing

They really just need to add more weapons/weapon skills

If they added just 2 more skills for each weapon for each class and let players swap them around that would add so much more game play value it would be amazing
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>tfw dad finds the femcharr pillow
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>>145203510
more likely they'll just nerf existing elite specs so that you have to pick the newest. that or deliver to a new level of power creep
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>>145203476
It's necessary to get gifts of exploration, and low-mid level materials can be worth more than high level ones.
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>>145203476
Autism and the gifts of exploration
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>>145202460
>Games with less content
Like what? Pinball?
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>>145203614
but they promised there would be no power creep anon

anet never breaks their promises
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>>145203807
Bioshock general, at least last time I checked.
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>>145202460
>legend rank PvP

having autism doesn't automatically make you not a shitter
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>>145204072
what in that sentence made sense
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>>145204132
femcharr wife
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>>145203992
What's your metric, then?
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>>145204215
w/l ratio
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>>145204294
Fair enough.

On the subject of sPvP, what are all the anons playing right now?
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>>145204494
Overwatch with my femcharr wife
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>>145204494
Rev and Warrior. I tried my best with thief early on but I had enough after an 8 game losing streak
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>>145204576

>tfw no femcharr wife to own noobs in overwatch with
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>>145204649
I really can't figure out how to succeed as Revenant. I've played almost nothing but Engineer for a long time so the concept of being locked out of something when I switch weapons or spirits feels really unnatural. Any suggestions for how to re-learn that style of gameplay?
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>About midnight
>Bed looking real inviting
>No big, soft femcharr wife to snuggle and fall asleep with
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>>145204881
I'm only a red that's pretty close to diamond but I think my biggest breakthrough was getting a decent feel for staff, making good use of all your awesome CCs and knowing when to roll out.

Also just switching to something else when the enemy team is crazy heavy on condi since I only do power rev.
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At least gae kept the furies in check..
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>tfw no femcharr gf with diamond ring belly button piercings
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Are black lion chests worth opening in early levels?
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>>145205990
I'm quite sure their contents are not affected by the character''s level, so yeah sure.
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>>145206142
I can get a key for it without spending real life money, right?
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>>145206289
keys can be dropped randomly, from the black lion goods thing you sometimes get from dailies, and from pvp/wvw reward tracks. you can buy them but it's not necessary
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>>145206546
Someone mentioned to me that once I hit 14 I should get 'masterwork' equipment. Where's a good place to get that?
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>>145206546
This mcharr is a floozy
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>tfw no femcharr wife to spank her all day long until her asscheek fur falls off
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>>145154436
>13 hours ago
>>145205839
>11 minutes ago
>no life
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>>145207019
I wish I had that much time I could just spend doing something so utterly useless, but sadly I have a life.
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Why is pvp cancer?

Why are furryposters cancer?

Why are /vg/ guilds cancer?

Why is Everything cancer?
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>>145206657
When you finish a heart, talk to the person it shows on the map. You can buy fine or masterwork gear for karma that's at the level of the heart.
>>
>Headgear still turns your character bald
>Can't wear glasses or any sort of eye wear separately with hats like in normal games
>There's still shoulder plate skins that float and look like giant WoW ones
>There are still glove skins that have your hand clipping through them
>Charr clipping is still an issue
>Can't change the sylvari glow to any color you currently own through a makeover kit, same for hair accessories
>Still no separate slot for auras
>Still no toy box for all of the tonics, gemstore toys, game gizmos, and other stuff they throw into the game
>Asura toes still clip through most boots
>Still no new body types, horns, ears, body markings, tattoos, etc 4 years in
>Your order doesn't mean anything 4 years later
>No order dailies reminiscent of the Zaishen dailies in the first Guild Wars
>No order reputation system, automatically a warmaster/lightbringer/magister 40 minutes after being introduced to your order mentor
>TOWN CLOTHES ARE STILL USELESS TONICS THAT CANNOT BE DYED OR MIXED AROUND
>Still no new guild missions
>No new fractals since Thaumanova, the only new fractal. The others are just recycled and watered down LS dungeon segments
>There's still a wide list of useless traits, utility skills, ranger pets, an entire revenant spirit (Ventari), etc
>Dungeons are still easy and brain dead boring
>The home instance is still impersonal and boring
>Still no fishing when it was an idea before launch
>Still no Tengu when entire zones were designed around them and then later removed/blocked off
>No removed decoration cap
>Still no revamp on the Zhaitan fight
>No effort into enhancing the combat mechanics of their game so that new PvP modes can be viable and fair
>Still no guild vs guild in a game called Guild Wars
>The historical Guild Wars was over in GW1 before the game even began in a ruined Ascalon, they had to add a tutorial zone known as pre-searing Ascalon
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>>145207373
How is PvP cancer?
>>
>tfw you'll never fist your femcharr wife
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>>145207582
>Still no useful tutorial zone in GW2, it's just run to the garrison and whack the big boss on the foot because you can't die then get out
>We're still beta testing WvW 4 years later
>Underwater combat still sucks and is as balanced as it was during the first BWE's
>No danger of being underwater without an aquabreather when pre-launch they had plans for potions that allowed you to breathe underwater or replenish oxygen
>Underwater PvP removed everywhere except the alpine borderlands and even that was redesigned to limit underwater PvP by a lot
>The old login screen is still gone because of security issues when normal games have that and more
>WvW tournaments are still gone, no rewards for winning WvW matches
>Worlds are only for WvW and yet ArenaNet does not want to merge worlds to tackle the population issue, World Linking is only there to preserve "world pride," a waste of time
>Many sigils and runes are still useless
>Marks, talismans, etc are still a forgotten add-on that is never used but in Mystic Forge recipes
>The Queen's Pavilion festival is still gone
>Dragon Bash never came back
>The Labyrinthine Cliffs will most likely never be a thing anymore
>The starter zones are still catering to babies who do not know what a button is because the tutorial zones are just story clutter
>SAB ice is slippery, overworld ice is static
>The only way the PvP team can alleviate PvP balance issues is by removing amulets, runes, and sigils because the balanace team is too busy playing with water guns daddy O'brien gave them as a wage bonus
>Still can't access the catacombs under Divinity's Reach
>Still no polymock, bar brawl, archery minigame, or the catapult cow minigame unless you venture out of a city to gamble money away for the last one or buy HoT to play the archery adventure in a laggy, busy behemoth zone
>Skill lag is still an issue in WvW
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>>145207738
>>145207582

congrats senpai, you complained about anything that anet will never implement
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>>145207373
What's wrong with pvp?
HOPE isn't all that bad. Using this thread as a metric is pretty dumb
Are you okay, anon?

>>145207582
>>145207738
half that shit is irrelevant. Who the fuck even took the time to type all of that out?
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>tfw you will never finger your femcharr wife every night before going to sleep
>>
>tfw no femcharr wife to play with my dick
>>
>tfw no Unseen Ones to give Chosen sacrifices to
>>
>tfw no squatfu blowup doll
>>
>tfw no dogcock futacharr wife to knot your butthole
>>
>tfw endless stream of charrposting
>>
So do we know anything about wing 3?
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>>145207582
>Still tier 3 cultural armour pieces that have no actual models because Anet can't figure out how to fix it for 4 years
>>
>>145211772
Only things they've told us is that the first boss is called 'Keep construct' and that you will need ley line gliding for the final boss.
>>
>tfw no riathen husband to put gel in his hair and polish his aviators
>>
>tfw no femcharr wife to stuff to the brim with burgers
>>
I like loli you guys...
>>
I heard that Drosera quit the game and left the guild. So there will be no more guild missions ever from now on.
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>>145187751
If God doesn't like ugly
Then God doesn't like anybody
So fuck God anyway
God is obsolete
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>>145213856
tfw your step-dad found your progeny folder and he wrote an article in salon about you to push the narrative that pedophilia and beastiality is ok


thanks step-dad....
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>>145214238
She is cute...
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>>145214516
Is this cute too?
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>>145214703
Yah
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>>145215124
I have folders of this stuff.
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>>145206725
nah
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>>145215205
I want one...
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Should I make my character fatter? All I do is stand outside a bank.
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>>145213991
The day Dros quits is the day gw2 is really dead
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>>145219726
>bara gae
I don't like it
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>>145219726
I wanna fuck fat gae
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>>145219726
>>
>>145220152
>>145220180
hivemind
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>>145219726
make squatfu T H I C C instead please
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>>145220387
how does it feel to be one against
the infinite
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>>145221672
Give me the sandcat
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>>145219726
>no chest hair
>that shitty face
And you call yourself a gae fan anon?
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>2016
>Still no mounts in this game

holy shit this game is retarded
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>>145221672
She is so cute. Is she vuncias Fri end
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>>145225216
They're actually going to add mounts in the next expansion.

The abundance of waypoints and gliding make them almost worthless, though. Perhaps the crystal desert zones will be huge and have no waypoints
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>tfw such a bad thief
>getting stuck while breaking into the vaults
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>>145225905
Good, I hope you stay there fatso
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G U I L D MISS I O N S
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>>145226330
that's a big rat
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>>145225216
How is that a bad thing? There's a convenient fast travel system with a minimum of particle effect wankery.
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>>145226330
Fixed it for you
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>>145226604
>minimum particle effect wankery
what this game saves in flashy mounts it more than makes up for with flashy skills.
pretty bad tradeoff, if you wanna look at it that way.
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>>145226829
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>>145226829
>censoring love and justice
Villainy at work.
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>>145227365
kek that duck
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>>145227190
Yeah, true, and with the way the community gripes it's not likely to be fixed. Still, no reason to fan the flames.
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>>145227502
More like censoring autism and creating love. I'm a god damn hero
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>>145227365
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>>145226829
>>145227365
Faeeq x abs body oil OTP.
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>>145230532
whats that duck doing
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>>145226330
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>>145231904
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give me the duck and nobody gets hurt
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>>145232618
That's not your duck.
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>>145219726
He'd be real handsome if he were skinnier.
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post sluts
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>>145226154
But what if my waifu sees me like this
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>>145233987
a good waifu would understand and wish you asked her for help sooner
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Why is Lani so smug?
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>>145226604
Mounts can be fun. Personally I'd love to be mounted and galloping around on horseback.
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>tfw there are people who don't already have a femcharr wife in 2016
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>>145234569
I bet it's the confidence you get from having a great big mace
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Hey everyone,

I really like this game, I've played norn thief up to 55 so far.

I'm going to buy it soon, but my main question is what profession should I boost to 80.

I shortened my decisions between Guardian, Elementalist, and Mesmer.

I like supporting roles along with tearing shit up.
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>>145232252
Too big to extinguish.
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>>145236685
Ele in pvp kind of fits that. I don't think any of them "tear shit up" while supporting in pve.
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>>145236685
Mesmer is a boon supporter and tank in PvE, a portal bot with solid damage that's annoying to fight in PvP.

Ele is strictly support in PvP, highest DPS or high DPS with support in PvE.

Guardian is high DPS with permanent Protection and an easy rotation in PvE, in PvP it's just kind of bad right now.
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I'm going to sexually antagonize Riathen!
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I wish I had a smug rat waifu........
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>>145236869
>>145237030
Thanks for the information I appreciate it :)
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>>145226330
Aw, good to see justice rat with friends.

Also that femnorn is qt
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>>145237030
guardian isn't particularly BAD in PvP right now, but it's definitely less powerful in the hands of a skilled player.
unless the team you're against knows what they're doing, guardian can still pull its weight; and it's still hilarious nuking people with traps when you feel like being a shitter.
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>>145236685
just make sure you play your thief up to 80 before boosting to get that full game experience ;^)
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>>145237285
Iktf anon
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cunty rat wife getting fat after the wedding ceremony
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korrli being filled in all her holes at the post-missions orgy
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>>145237246
who are you?
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>>145238624
DELETE THIS
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>>145237030
>>145238101
Is it as bad as everyone says it is right now?

Traits being in the wrong lines, useless utility skills, DH being an odd line overall, whatever. People on reddit and the forums have been asking for a rework of so many aspects yet guardian is/was good for PvE and PvP. They nerf longbow and all of this pops up. How much of it is butthurt baby talk and how much of it is legit?
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>>145238204
That's my plan currently!
I'm not really great at pvp with a thief though, I just don't know what to do.
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>>145238624
W-why didn't you tell me about the post-mission orgy!?!?!?!
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i love you, pookie
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>>145238730
it wasn't bad when it first came out but the changes they made to it made it what it is now - not bad but not desirable.
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Anon it's time...
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>>145239315
Ok..What are we gonna do comfyanon?
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>>145239315
No it's not.
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>>145239157
i love you too pookie pie
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>>145239365
Quiet
>>145239362
Put on something comfy. We are going on an adventure
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>>145239157
>>145239460
DELETE THIIIIS
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>>145239315
Settle down.
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>tfw lani and calsi wont double team milk your dick with their mouths and let you give them both a bukkake ending
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>>145238734
stab stab stab evade run away rinse repeat

sword/dag for small fights maybe?

I didn't play a whole lot with my thief.
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>>145239569
I can't go right now! Postpone until tomorrow.
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>>145239569
>>145239689
I'll come instead! Are we gonna do lewd things to Rattata?
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>>145239634
ive fapped many times to this
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>>145239814
You. I like you. We could get along. You are a refined anon with refined tastes.
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>>145238680
Your future husband, duh.
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Sluts, back off...Riathen is mine...
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What the FUCK faeeq?
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riathen is cumming in my pussy as we speak sorry too bad.
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>>145240427
You wish. It's not nice to tell lies on the internet.
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>>145240245
>>145240427
>>145240725

Is the /vg/ guild work joining or is the chat like this?
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>>145240771
In-game chat isn't like this. Their Discord is, though.
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>>145240825
Bullshit. They are talking about witcher 3 and graphics cards in the discord. Both of the gchat and discord are normie central in terms of conversation. The newer officers and members seem to be a lot calmer save for 1-2 autists but they've even calmed down on their shitposting
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Who the FUCK is riathen lol
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>>145240771
Thread memeing isn't a good reflection on the actual quality of the guild. Give it a shot and if you don't like it, you're free to quit. Most chatting happens in discord and it isn't shitposting like >>145240825 says
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>>145241214
plz cum in me
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Avatarfags aren't coming back with LS3 and raid 3 I hope.
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>>145241284
Are you cute?

>>145241407
If you're talkin about me m8 I've been here since the very beginning and have only recently been getting namedropped because of my prestigious title as officer of HOPE and my open interest in obtaining a qt FHD
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>>145241207
A fuccboi with slick hair and aviators
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What are fractals?

How are they different from raids?

Also is there any profession the guild needs?
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>>145243292
Fractals are like mini-dungeons with extra gimmicks and a forced gear (agony resist) check at set points. Only way to get good at them is to learn the gimmicks.

They're shorter and usually one person can carry, unlike raids which everyone needs to be competent.

We don't need any particular class, but Tempests are nice to have extra of.
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>>145243292
What are fractals?
5-man instanced content
How are they different from raids?
You can enter raids with 10 people

>Also is there any profession the guild needs?
What? The guild?
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>>145243292
Fractals are an assortment of mini dungeons that people do daily to get a chance at ascended rewards. They go up to scale 100 with each level having a specific fractal. Higher levels have instabilities that add bullshit like enemies stealing boons or lower endurance regen. The higher the scale, the more HP, damage, and toughness mobs in the fractal have. Ascended gear becomes a necessity because of a mechanic called agony. The more ascended gear you have, the more infusion slots you have access to which allows you to do higher tiers.

Fractals are 5 man content with a focus on progression through agony resistance and aren't all that challenging. Raids are 10 man content with a weekly lock out that has a far greater emphasis on proper play, class composition, and teamwork.

Are you talking about HOPE? For raids we don't particularly need any class, and by that I mean it doesn't really matter. Necros are always nice to have unless they get heavily nerfed on Tuesday. It's hard to go wrong with those or a tempest.
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>>145239634
give me the rats.
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>>145244150
>Necros are always nice to have unless they get heavily nerfed on Tuesday.

Is there a rumor I should know about?
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>>145244527
Necromancer just cheeses a lot of shit right now. Condition immunity for your team that increases their DPS in raids, high survivability, capable of spawning a million minions to trivialize all fractal content
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>>145244527
No rumor, necros are just insanely powerful in raids (wing 2 at least) and fractals which they make a faceroll
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rate me up jealous plebs
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ok now the real question

does the guild need more fem norn shieldbearers to erp with?
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>>145245059
YES
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>>145244985
How could someone who plays the game so much have such shit taste in fashion?

>>145245059
I am looking for a cutie to call my own if u are cute I will process your application personally
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if vae and florburz both ejaculated in my pussy pussy at the same time who's sperm would impregnate me first and why?
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>>145244985
Fuck that's alot of AP.
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>>145245253
>>145245460
Does it matter if i'm really a dude
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>tfw saved up 1200 gems by trading in gold
What do you think the best thing to spend gems on is? Bank tabs, character slots, expanded storage and Living World Season 2 all seem interesting.
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>>145246172
yes, that is a deal breaker. You can still join the guild but you're no longer waifu material srry
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>>145246291
Character slots until you have 10 slots. Bank tabs until you have 5~6 slots. LS Season 2 is great if you need Sinister trinkets for raiding, otherwise it's just for the middling experience. Expanded storage is okay on your main but not a huge thing. Account-wide character slots are also great, and IMO better than expanded regular storage.
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>>145246293
what if i tuck in my penis?
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>>145246293
what if its a feminine penis?
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>>145187751
only thing that matters about a femcharr is their fluffy tail
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>>145246496
Alright, sweet! Thanks for the advice, anon.

One last thing: is LS season 2 mandatory if I want to make Mawdrey?
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>>145239751
Anon no.

Imma do lewd things to you
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>>145246686
Horns are pretty important. You wouldn't want to end up with some min-horn harlot right?
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>>145246661
>>145246505
No.

Penises are impure and my cutie must be pure.
But at this point I don't think I'll ever find her..
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>>145246915
little penises are pure tho
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>>145246915
what if i chop off my penis
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Comfy anon is mine desu
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>>145247916
I don't think anyone here will fight you for him, he's known for posting what he thought were nudes of his ex, while shitposting aggressively to ruin her reputation while making himself look autistic

so have fun with that
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>>145247916
Please don't use best yuru to shitpost
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>>145247916
Back off slut..
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>>145249167
That's not best Yuru, though?
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>>145247916
This anon

>>145248487
Ur a nerd
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>>145244985
Where the fuck is Bmom? I haven't seen her in months.
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This is literally me drinking your shitposts one by one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBO0a5Y1Bw
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>>145245871
Vae. Not even he can contain his almighty cub batter. Just seeing another mcharrs bare ass is enough to cause his pants tear off cleanly, his prickly red rocket spewing forth a torrent of platinum virility with the firing accuracy of Ash's best marksmen.

Florburz's inferior pole milk would be bullied out of your fleshy gash by Gae's pearly tadpole chowder, and that's only if he can withstand the gray charr's intense musk violating the nostrils of all within a ten mile radius.

Enjoy your grae cubs anon.
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give me the grae
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who the fuck is grae lol
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>>145254430
My crush
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>euros go asleep
>furry spam ends

Shouldnt furry faggotry be haram by now?
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>>145254559
Get used to spoiling your shitposts, because that's as close as you're gonna get to Gae LOL
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>>145254647
A girl can dream anon..
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Casual mode raid fucking when?
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>>145255615
git gud when?
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>tfw no futacharr sister to fill our buttholes with creamy love
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>tfw no cockhungry femcharr gf to keep you company
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>>145255615
It already is casual, more like hard mode when?
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>>145254628
Is it so wrong to want a fuzzy husband to cuddle with?
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>>145257040
yes.
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>tfw you wake up in the morning and find out your femcharr wife left you for a futasura
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>tfw you 3 man all of wing 1 with 0 deaths
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>>145257869
Footage? I'd love to see that, mainly how you deal with enrage timers.
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>>145257916
soon™
check leddit in ~12 hours
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are there any guilds that
1. do missions and shit
2. don't have a REEEE 100% REP policy
3. have the underground guild hall
4. aren't full of irritating shit
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>>145259213
I'm sure there are plenty of guilds like that
>>
lonely futasura hugging a pillow and drifting off to sleep
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>>145259959
ok how do I find one
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>>145260118
Administering tonic to sleeping futasura changing her back into pure Femsura
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>>145259213
try HOPE
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>>145258218
Why would you post that on reddit?


Also: Can someone explain this? Why would dragon minions have a morale that depletes?
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>>145261260
Futasuras are pure waifus!
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>>145259213
HOPE
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>>145259213
>100% REP policy

I don't understand why so many guilds do that. How jealously territorial do you even have to be?
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>>145265649
Maybe they're WoW players clinging to the past who want the one-character-one-guild sort of thing going on.
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>>145263934
Ur cute too anon
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>tfw no femcharr wife to go to the movies with
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>>145266610
>tfw wow had more guild wars than guild wars
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You are given the chance to eradicate one of playable races. Which one do you choose?
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>>145271214
Humans.
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>>145271214
Asura or Sylvari. Aesthetically both cool races that attract the biggest retards and autists MMOs have ever seen.
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>>145271337
you misspelled "charr"
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>>145271214
Charr, their playerbase somehow manages to be more cancerous than rats
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>>145271214
Charrs and then proceed to bring Ascalon back to its former glory.
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>>145271796
BALTHAZAR VULT
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>>145271460
Furries are more tolerable than the drama that spews out from those other two races. At least they have to courtesy to contain themselves in furfag guilds.
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>>145271214
Norn.
They were nerfed too hard for the sake of making them a playable race. Leaving Hoelbrak just as an impregnable fortress-city of humanoid, shape-shifting Shiverpeak colossi wouldn't affect the comfy factor at all. The Norn deserve their place as a near demigod race as they were in GW1.
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>>145271214
Charr, no contest
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>>145272574
this desu
I never played gw1, but ive read about it and gone through the lore and prior to gw2 norn felt WAY too overpowered to be a playable race, so much so that something feels really wrong about the way they are now; theyre obviously built up to be far more powerful than the other races individually, so was all of that a lie? did they just retcon it?
either way, feels kinda disappointing.
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>>145272574
>Become the Yiff got nerfed into a cooldown instead of just a thing the race can do
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>>145273251
It was basically a retcon, but more in the manner which (I believe) anet hoped people would simply forget/never question it. After all, anet never admits their own mistakes. There was never a point at which someone from anet deliberately or officially said anything along the lines of "loljk a single norn never actually beat back a charr warband even though we said that once."
>>
Who is Ur gw2g crush?
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>>145273659
that was pretty disappointing too. it was all that was saving norn from being so boring aesthetically, but I can't blame them for doing SOMETHING about it, it's a racial that actually imbalances gameplay.
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>>145273971
Brulent...but she'll never be mine
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>>145273971
Vae......
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>>145273829
I'm not so sure they even bothered to retcon it in-lore/in-house or anywhere that's not gameplay. In the books happening during GW2 and between 1 and 2, they still are far and above the strength and other of the playable races, far more durable too and capable of "wolfing out" at any time. They achieve feats that seem impossible without the use of magic, with sheer strength and determination alone.

At the same time, in the actual game it all seems scaled down for gameplay purposes, till they are just big humans with fancy tats. Then we also get such gems as Braham's leg getting broken by some wimpy blast and remaining as such through multiple subsequent story chapters.

tl;dr Norn are still powerful as fuck when it's convenient, but they are also week and bland when it's not
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>>145271970
FUN shows that isnt true
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>>145265649
It used to make sense in the old days when the guild currency, influence, was generated by people doing things while repping. Nowadays it's pointless and only really used by guilds who can't maintain any sense of community without forcing their members into it.

Kinda sad, really.

>>145271214
Norn, like >>145272574 mentions they lost so much of what made them unique in their transition to playable that they're just bigger, dumber humans now. It wasn't worth it.
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>>145277425
>>145265649
before HoT came out and it was that really really dead period of what do we even do in this game, i joined another guild along side the one i was in at the time (guild full of friends that i had met at the beginning of the game, we were pretty close). new guild wasn't 100% rep but it was a bit more active than the other one. leader of the old one whispered me multiple times over the span of a month telling me they and some officers were worried about me because i wouldn't rep sometimes.
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>>145275579
That's still pretty relevant with both Healsig and Adrenal Health in PvP now :^)

If you don't burst the Warrior he's going to be able to facetank your shit
>>
What class is the best at being an unkillable asshole who eats incoming damage and shits frustration?
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>>145278935
reaper and scrapper, warrior as well but expect a nerf soon.
elementalist to a certain extent, but it's less built in to the profession and more just a thing that people are doing right now.
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>>145278935
macebow warrior
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post your e3 fort or else you wont get a femcharr wife
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soon...
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>>145280338
There are no cute fhds that frequent discord.
I must ask that you slow your advances if you don't meet this one rule. I don't swing that way.
>>
Gkick Riathen.
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>>145281202
NO
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>>145280912
>tfw girl but not cute irl
>tfw riathen senpai would turn me down

y-you too...
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>>145281304
Fuck off, Teddy
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>>145281304
As long as the illusion is there idc.
Not everyone can be cute irl and in game like me
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>tfw no class that can use pistols and greatsword
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>>145139139
Any other guilds on servers that aren't full?
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>>145281718
server doesn't mean squat outside of WvW. Guilds don't have a home server, it's only mentioned because the majority of its members are housed there
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>>145281687
Mesmer?
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>>145282107
they can't use pistols for both slots
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>>145282107
>No MH pistol
>GS isn't even used to cut shit up

Nope
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>>145281810
Yeah but I like WvW, unless the guild doesn't participate in it.
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>>145282239
mesmer is supposed to be an illusionist duelist class (based on aesthetics), using a gs like guardian or warrior does wouldn't make sense
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>>145139139
I am going to marry rikki.....
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>>145282368
If we're talking HOPE here, no, not really. Some of us wvw occasionally but it's definitely not a team effort and we don't organize anything related to it
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>>145282557
Of course it wouldn't make sense, I'm not saying Mesmer GS should be all about brawling, in fact I like the laser beam thing it's got going on.

I just wish there was a class that had shooty tootys and also have a choppin' action GS
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I need femcharr wife.
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>>145282875
>tfw Norndad will never help you with you science fair project, attempting to impart upon the Skritt hivemind a sense of honor in combat

Why even live?
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>>145282727
>shooty tootys
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Invite marblemaid back to the guild please?
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>>145283697
let me give you the options
>marblemaid in the guild
whiny, over depressed, fake suicidal, makes everyone uncomfortable
>marblemaid not in the guild
shitposter, attention whore, contributes nothing, nobody wants her here

pick one
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>>145283869
I want her here.
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>>145283697
fuck off raincoats george or hyroo
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>>145282964
I just wanna see more adoptive parents.
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>>145284587
I want to engineer a situation that socially and emotionally destroys those who bully my kids! MY KIDS!
>>
Gkick Riathen
Invite back Marblemaid
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>>145282875
did this guy ever draw stuff again, he said he quit forever cause some anon pretended to be him here and didn't give credit, I think
>>
>>145284787
Whoa there, buddy. Your Memes Per Word (MPR) is staggeringly low. This is your first and final warning or I'm kicking you from the guild and putting you on the thread watchlist
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>>145284814
I dunno, I think they dropped off the face of the earth.
>>
futasura wife waking up to lipstick marks in the shape of kisses covering her forehead, nose, and cheeks
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>>145285596
but she has to go to work in 2min and it wont come off!
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oh no
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>>145286068
what?
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Where should I go in search of qt daughters?
All of these girls aren't very approachable..
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>>145287192
Too far, Riathen
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fhd tif penetrated through her tight leather pants by sharp mcharr barb filling her inside with his hot charr seed
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post desperate mousewives
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>>145257869
>tfw you solo both wings and anet hires you as the new lead raid designer
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I like to sexualize rats.
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Does LS3 start with the next raid too?
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>>145287729
I don't think so
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>>145287556
> rats
meh
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>>145287879
panty
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>>145287729
My bet is somewhere in July or early August
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why is there no booty slider for asura?
why can't i have delicious bottom stack rats?
big booty thick waist no problems
why?
everyone wins with curvy rats
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>>145289341
>everyone wins
Only the furry pedos win, Anon.
We must remain vigilant against against their plague.
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>e3 coming up
>thread is deader than ever, even though anet is going to show up
fags
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私は彼のためにあこがれます。
お兄ちゃん..
彼は私のみだらな欲望を果たしていきます。
緊縛美!
>>
>>145287192
probably not in DR
>>
>>145289820
hi 2chan
>>
>>145289341
Here you can see one of the ratfags' hallmark traits. They are sociopaths.
>>
>>145289501
furry pedos? children dont have big hips and big booty anon
give me more asurass
>>
Need invite to HOPE please!

Name: Chae Het
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>>145289501
>not liking shortsacks
Anon, I am dissapoint.
>>
>>145289612
>anet is going to show up

dayum, I need a drinking game for this

hmm, how about

>drink every time an unkeepable promise is made
>drink every time an untrue claim is made
>drink every time nothing of consequence is said, followed by a pause for applause that never comes

I'm going to need more livers for this
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>>145290214
おはようございます
>>
>>145289612
It's either going to be LS3 or LS3 + xpac news. If it isn't either of those, ANet just wanted a booth to say "H-hey guys, esports!!"
>>
Where are the ERP hotspots/server in EU?
>>
>>145291026
>Take a drink if they mention how much work they put into the legendary bow
>Take a drink if they mention Destiny's Ledge
>Down half the drink if they hint at the new xpac this early
>Finish your drink if they claim Raids or PvP Seasons are a success
>>
>>145292052
Anon, I wanted a drinking game, not suicide manual.
>>
>>145291943
FUN if you are charr or futanorn
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>>145291943
Piken Square, Divinity's Reach, discover yourself where exactly
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Player housing when?
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>>145292296
>FUN
>norn players
pick one
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>>145293735
>nobody remembers the original GW2 fantasy of being taken by krait slavers and raped by their double dicks every day
>>
Getting back into gw2 after a few months out, think I'm gonna finally try out guardian. Whats a good build for general pve, assuming I havent unlocked DH yet?
>>
>>145292416
>you will never be this cozy
>>
>>145294405
How hard do you want to try?
>>
>>145294405
radiance, that other top one, virtues
take everything that involves burns and run viper/sinister gear, or rampager if you don't want to spend much gold
>>
>>145294405
shield only
>>
>>145292416
why? you have a personal instance and guildhalls already
>>
>>145294405

http://gw2skills.net/editor/?vVAQNAR5flsAhmhY5QwUIQQEHxDldDehHNnit4MWDgtseB-TJRFABJ8EAA4iA0x+DmXGAA
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>that legendary you want to sexually engage with but can stand no class's skill set for

What's her name, anon?
>>
>>145295192
Meteorlogicus
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>tfw I do not know if I should play by having EVERY one of my 1 to 5 abilities on cooldown, or just spam autoattack and have them on utility usage

In Baruch Bay WvW raiding, years ago, people lost their shits if you didn't play a masterful piano piece with your keyboard, and blame you for losing if you missed a single CD.

How is it properly done bois? p-please
>>
>>145295460
I meant, not WvW, but generally, on PvE and PvP. I'm losing my shit over this ever since I saw a mesmer on PvE raiding just spam the sword autoattack.
>>
>>145295460
depends on the class.
The meta builds are all about maximizing DPS cooldowns, though, yes.
>>
>>145295618
I'd be asking about mesmer and necromancer then, since I'm the most familiar with mesmer, and ever since I tried dagger necromancer, I'm slowly falling in love with it.
>>
>>145295771
Not sure about dagger necro, but I want to say it's mostly just your autos and RS managing
>>
>>145295192
Predator
>>
>>145295869
I'm unfamiliar with some terms, as I've been a casual to the game I admit, what does RS stand for?
>>
why is the voice acting in the personal story so hilariously bad
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>>145296082
>>145295869
Actually nevermind, noticed RIGHT after posting that it meant Reaper Shroud.
>>
>>145296082
Reaper Shroud, the thing that Replaces Death Shroud when you slot in Reaper.
>>
>>145295192
Astralarius
>>
>>145296131
If think this is bad, you should play FFXIV
I dont even remember the plot, I loved hearing the elementary school-tier fantasy voice acting, verily

I kinda wish MMOs would stop trying to have really in-depth stories peppered with such bad cutsceneage.
>>
>>145298384
>Have literally one good voice actor among all the faction leaders
>Don't get her to come back in Heavensward

I hope the sea swallows all.
>>
>>145298743
good VAs cant be saved from their terrible lines and awkward scenes.
most of the VAs were at least mediocre, but the direction and lines made it fall so flat sometimes I don't even know how they got it so wrong.
there are actually people who spend their days on SFM trying to be as bad as the narrative in that game.
>>
>>145299348
The dialogue can also be downright Alvina tier, as well
>Hast thou found anyroad to see thyself free from the darkness beyond yonself, twelve forfend you must haves be taken by the voidsent?
>Yes or no, bitch
>>
>tfw no mcharr husband to watch e3 with
>>
>>145292526
>who is aktium
>>
>>145298384
FFXIV actually had a decent plot, imo. You have to switch the voices to Japanese though. The English acting was just awful.
>>
Why doesn't GW2 have a nude mod yet?
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>>145301098
But GW2 have built in nude mod.
>>
>>145301098
I hope it never fucking gets one because of the people in this thread
>>
>>145301098
http://www.loverslab.com/topic/55519-guild-wars-2-nude/

>TL;DR ARENANET NO FUN ALLOWED
>>
>>145301298
>not wanting famous thread celebs naked and keep a giant folder of them nude
>>
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>>145298384
Souls is still the best mmo series (aside from EvE) if it only had a few hub world instances where players saw others online. DaS is legitimately the next step from GW1 if anet wasn't perfectly incompetent.
>>
>>145301068
Yeah, it wasnt half bad. truth be told, it would have benefited from not being an MMO.
Every now and again when I found myself concerned with whats going on, the game would throw some dumb fetch quest at me.
Or "Kill 12 [monster name]s because fuck you, padding!"

GW2 got that part right, even though you were still essentially just running an item from point A to B or killing some enemies, it was intermingled with the plot, where games like FFXIV interrupted their superior plot very abruptly to go perform a generic MMO action.
>>
>>145302194
Honestly EVE has some of the best world-building in an MMO in my opinion
It's pretty fucking hard to mess up a sci-fi setting though
>>
>>145302194
>Souls is still the best mmo series
>DaS is legitimately the next step from GW1

Congratulations on the stupidest post made so far today
>>
>>145302194
Souls is multiplayer, but not massively multiplayer. I see your point, but it's stupid.
>>
>>145303726
Neither was GW1, the actual gameplay portion of it only was 4-8 players (same as DaS 3)

Cities and outposts were at best just chatrooms.
>>
How would you fix GW2?
Yeah I asked, you have to answer
>>
>>145304081
Go back to the very beginning, make GW2 simply a GW1 HD remaster
>>
Sorry im dumb what's DaS
>>
>>145304465
Dicks and Sucks
>>
>>145304465
Dark Souls

It's as retarded as talking about what a great MMO Monster Hunter is.
>>
>>145281687
Just make a thief and wield agni and rudra. I have a human guardian with summoned sword and katana great sword skin and avatar of Grenth
>>
>The Marionette boss fight as a guild puzzle at Lornar's Pass
>The Siege of Lion's Arch as a guild puzzle at Lion's Arch
Y/N?
>>
>>145304678
desu I'd rather play Monster Hunter than GW2 right now but I'm so fucking burnt out on it
>>
>>145304678
wtf why dont they just call it DS or Souls
>>
>>145305762
>Puzzle
>Not challenge
>>
>>145306193
Because DS can be confused with Demon Souls, earlier game in the series.
>>
>>145306193
Obviously it's to avoid confusion with the first game, Demon's Souls. Did you just start playing videogames this year?
>>
>>145306570
No, I love Blideo Blames I play many of them throughout ever year.
>>
>tfw nobody associates DS with dungeon siege anymore
I dont like the future
>>
>>145307170
Is the new dark souls not just a dungeon crawler? Havent played it since the first one.
>>
>>145306075
MHGenerations comes out soon anon!
>>
>>145307619
the original dark souls isn't a dungeon crawler
>>
Hey has the new game director added anything new onto already established features?

New dungeons?
New dynamic events?
New world bosses?
New mini dungeons?
New fractals?
New jumping puzzles?
New legendaries? :B
New armor and weapon skins for in-game effort?
New decorations that aren't holiday-related?
New adventures?
New guild missions?
New sPvP maps?
New stronghold maps?
New deathmatch/courtyard maps?
New WvW abilities?
New emotes?
New meta events?
New exploration with gliders?
New raids?

We're halfway through 2016
>>
>femsura setting up hidden cameras in the men's changing room at southsun under the guise of "research."
>>
Is there any way of shrinking the damage numbers yet?
It's pretty disorienting sometimes, especially in sPvP where the numbers can get in the way enough that it's hard to see what my opponent is doing.
Seriously, playing as asura sometimes the numbers literally eclipse my character.
>>
>>145303536
>both series features combat in which players cannot manually move in a normal manner while they attack
>both feature a limited skill set which can be customized heavily by mixing in spells, weapons, mainhands and offhands
>gear stats are not the main focus of combat which leaves a lot of room for cosmetic customization
>GW1 was only lacking the movement which features leaps, dashes and forced walking
I'm sorry that you have no vision.
>>
>>145307676
It's fucking SHIT

Can't wait for fucking Crapcom to die when everyone realizes their games are only pandering these days
>>
>>145308008
>New dungeons?
never
>New dynamic events?
no
>New world bosses?
no
>New mini dungeons?
no
>New fractals?
no
>New jumping puzzles?
no
>New legendaries? :B
yes, and then they said they wont anymore until further notice
>New armor and weapon skins for in-game effort?
no
>New decorations that aren't holiday-related?
no
>New adventures?
no
>New guild missions?
no
>New sPvP maps?
no
>New stronghold maps?
no
>New deathmatch/courtyard maps?
no
>New WvW abilities?
no
>New emotes?
never
>New meta events?
no
>New exploration with gliders?
no
>New raids?
last raid wing coming soon

game is dead
>>
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>>145308819
real games use analog sticks to attack
>>
futasura beach-goer joining a promiscuous three femsura orgy
>>
>>145309172
real games reward good play lmao
>>
futasura beach-goer very embarrassed as her bulge grows noticeable from watching the orgies at the southsun beach
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mnorn personnel escorting banned asurans off southsun resort premises after numerous complaints
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>>145310202
Unff, I wish I had three lewd futa rat sluts to pound my noodlesura like that.
>>
comfy mnorn tempest petting cute femsuras
>>
>>145310560
Will the pale tree get Mordremoth's energy like Tequatl is doing?
>>
mnorn personnel subdued by femsuras and left tied up to watch them fuck
>>
femsura growing more desperate and begging beachgoers for a peek at their "subjects"
>>
Posting a new thread dedicated to squatfu ;~;
>>145139139
>>145139139
>>145139139
>>
new thread dedicated to squatfu, my mistake on top post. fug
>>145311494
>>145311494
>>145311494
>>
>>145308008
>new dungeons
they're never adding new dungeons, this is a dead meme stop asking this
>new raids
they're just finishing off their first one
>new deathmatch/courtyard maps
considering they removed courtyard, no
>>
>>145311658
What actually happened to Squats?
>>
>>145311797
car crash
>>
>>145311854
hey man I'm not naive
>>
>>145311706
fractals are close enough, but I'm worried it'll only be one.

we'll probably get a new raid in the expansion, sadly.

I've considered removing courtyard. at least they changed the maps.
>>
>>145308008
No to everything except raids, just to condense the other post.
>>
>>145311797
Squats killed herself a few weeks ago
>>
>>145312419
she is surpassed by her clones and loved ones. RIP.
>>
>>145139139
So why is Daredevil bad again?
>>
>>145312621
No passive defenses.
>>
>>145312995
A lot of mitigation though. Especially when combined with acrobatics and/or shadow arts.
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