Reminder to strengthen your back and core muscles!
WW2:
- Moorip 7d - 28th
- Tokyour, ZA
- saboom.com
-EFA:
- August 17rd - 0cx
- Tilapia, Greenwich
- cronikeys.com/thread/
>Resources
reddit.com/r/speedrun
The Fear
Narcilla removed xir brainspill
Of course I saved it: http://imgur.com/a/NGEDm
>>145124369
>tfw didnt make the list
why is cronikeys in the op?
d*ng... croni looks like THAT. O_O
>>145124956
iktf
>>145124956
are you cute?
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre
Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
>>145125509
>tfw didn't make the list
>>145125432
no sorry
pie is gay
<The Royal We> downs Anub'Rekhan at 10:47pm EST!
imagine actually playing any iteration of WoW in 2016
>>145125672
prove it
>>145126230
how am i supposed to do that without posting a picture
>>145126086
based
>>145126625
>wants to be on the list and break his anonymity
>won't post a picture because that would break his anonimity
>>145127228
what if it was a good feel to not make the list
The cutest and most sacred creatures ever
namedrop me and call me gay /srg/
m1 more like gay1 after he deleted the exposure vid
>>145130036
spoonfeed me please
>>145130113
m1 did a system shock 2 speedrun of some arbitrary category created by some whiner in the comments of one of his videos. The whiner then complained that he was being cyber bullied to death so m1 deleted the video.
>>145130364
M1's such a softie, getting guilted by some SJW
>>145130364
should've left it up after getting called a little bitch. that guy is far from innocent and people should really be judged for the idiotic comments they make online. honestly, the vid he made was also pretty tame in terms getting called out.
>>145125913
being physically attracted to your mother doesn't make you gay.
>>145131629
thanks for the late response!
>744 viewers
Our boi, Geoff, is BACK and finally getting more of the popularity he deserves!
oh look it's another "I got my game into a marathon but not going to go so I can continue to complain on the internet how I never get to play my game in marathons" episode.
https://twitter.com/BigJon06/status/741449441178230785
>>145124752
>haircut of a 13 year old
>skin of a drug addicted 30 year old
how?
what the FUCK is wrong with zelda communities? every year they add more and more arbitrary categories. like this zelda 2 shit is so insane even feasel is mocking it with his stream title.
this is why speedrunning is dying. communities are committing suicide by thinking short term instead of long term with all these shit categories. you scare off new players when you have 10+ categories with arbitrary rules in each. communities NEED 1 competitive category (ANY%) and 1 category for additional content (100%) and that's it. any other categories should be hidden under the misc tab on the leaderboards and out of sight from the main leaderboard.
>>145132134
thanks for the late response!
>>145132428
what if nobody runs any% because it's trash?
>clintstevens has less than 100 concurrent viewers
>still lives with his parents
how the fuck are these loser streamers going to grow up?
>>145132616
then run 100%
if 100% is trash: play a different game and stop trying to pretend the game is worth the hundreds of hours you need to play it to be competitive in it.
>>145132648
society will be so interesting when these retards hit 35
>>145131925
God I hate him.
And Soe's run got rejected to make room for other games like his.
>>145132772
what if it'sfunthough
>>145132648
i bet sig is wetting his diaper from laughter right now
>>145133001
I'm 24 and have no experience. Should I just give up now?
white boys do not deserve happiness
>>145135543
>no bulge
what's the point
>>145135543
rokko chan is cute!
>>145132648
for real? I thought he was a big time up and comer?
>>145136013
thanks for the late response!
>>145135619
slayer this has to stop
>>145135543
i want to FUCK rokko chan
feas stream 2 comfy
SM64 isn't the best speedgame - Uneducated stream monster and /srg/ newboi
mfw comfy caracarn ff stream
>>145136675
iktf lad
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
http://clips.twitch
.tv/360chrism/DistinctPelicanYouWHY
>>145132503
>on /srg/ for a straight hour
You can sit at my lunch table if you want anon
>>145136931
thanks for the late response!
sm64 is the best speedgame - euphoric bandwagoner and tasteless hype monger
hoype
>>145136882
>Germany so fucked refugees are now setting off bombs in the middle of the city
*speedruns on the slowest version of the game*
:)
>>145138019
so pure
>>145133234
>>145138630
thanks for the late response!
>>145138630
lol
>>145131925
>>145133234
dude is the biggest fucking complainer in speedrunning.....always bitching about something on stream to get people to make sympathy donations
>>145139307
thanks for the late response!
what happened to the MHC?
do we like Clint?
>>145140267
literally who
>>145140267
trihex is not in the mhc
somebody should make a malos mob twitch group and invite our bois
>>145140993
>malos
who?
>>145141038
t. meows
>>145140993
somebodoy should go fuck yourself
go fuck yourself you
>>145141176
>meows
no seriously who are these people?
>>145141349
fags that people get even more cliquey
>>145141331
i'll do it for him :3c
>>145142019
oh my :3c
>>145130364
reupload it, thats pretty based that he went back and redid a run to pander to some braindead youtuber and then that same guy gets assblasted when M1 calls him out midvideo
lmao
Reminder that the Meows clique got so cliquey that they fell off the face of the earth. RIP Ion, Meows, Wally, Moofin and Snowfats.
*checks thier speedgame rankings*
Actually, never mind.
>>145139307
reminder bigjon goes to the casino and drops hundreds of dollars weekly, but "can't" afford a grand to go to ESA.
reminder bigjon did a 24 hour marathon to raise money to get 6+ random beggars to sgdq but won't do one for himself to go to ESA because he only wants to be in front of the GDQ audience and no other marathons.
>>145144058
>Ion, Meows, Wally, Moofin and Snowfats.
seriously who the fuck are these people?
the only relevant batch of sergbois were the duke-era lads
>>145144671
>>145141038
>>145141349
t. oldboi obsessed with the past
>>145144671
which one is the one that turned into a tranny and made multiple twitter and twitch accounts?
>>145144978
snowfats
she's also a furry
>>145145096
>she
dont give that guy fawkes motherfucker special treatment
once a faggot, always a faggot
"changing" gender doesnt change fact
get the fuck out already god damn tranny nutters
lgbt is where you belong, quit bringing that shit here
>>145144671
>any duke-era lads
>relevant
am I an oldboi yet
>>145146943
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>>145126182
you could replace 2016 with 2011 and it would still be accurate
>>145147912
thanks for the late response!
>>145136675
remember when he wasn't a permanently pissed off asshole nagging about literally everything? that was in 2011 or so before that one tranny started patrolling his chat and banning everyone
now those ffx streams were comfy
>>145148257
thanks for the late response!
>>145148257
reminder that caracarn is literally a criminal
>>145148343
what did he do
>>145148706
he STREAMED a portion of a BASEBALL GAME!!
amazing how people STILL don't know how to not break copyright laws!!!!
*uses a video of a baseball game broadcast without express written consent of major league baseball while playing radioactive by imagine dragons*
>>145131925
Cronikeys is too ugly to live
>>145153374
what does that make cosmo then
>>145132428
feasel is a bad speedrunner
>>145154263
he's pretty good for his age.
who's ready for some buckeye speedrunning?
quick someone post the list
>>145161715
oh for fucks sake
>>145140382
literally who
is talon gay? kinda talks like it and mostly just has female friends
>>145131925
just do a donation drive and get 1k in the first 10 minutes
>>145132648
he's not a full time streamer right? otherwise lol he's fucked how old is he
>>145170396
ever since he got denied by kffc things havent been the same
>>145170638
he got rejected by her? any screenshots or anything
Congratulations to coolheadcrab for coming out as transgender! I wish her the best of luck in her transition.
>>145174020
slayer this has to stop
someone....anyone....please stream....
Why is she so cute /b/ros?
>>145175897
white genocide: the image
post your splits whanau
>>145175897
well, the angle and position make it difficult to distinguish features so nothing looks immediately disproportionate
the colour saturation is terrible, it washes out blemishes
It's slightly out of focus too
Even the most disfigured humans can look somewhat presentable with camera trickery
haha i just got WR in this hot new upcoming roguelike
you want to try to beat me too bad its a project I did in college and im not giving you the source code sucks to be to buddy better find your own game
haha
>>145178378
What happened to the >referring to your speedruns as "projects" poster?
Hundo
>>145178472
he died
So what the hell happened to Clint anyway? Did he just drop OoT entirely or something? He went from playing OoT for hours and then having the after-stream stuff for a couple hours to only having the after-stream stuff permanently. Did he finally snap or something? He seemed to be handling the OoT runs just fine and was trying to beat ZFGs time for ages. Did ZFG coming back just cause him to lose all hope?
>>145125509
Removing zelda rando would bring some of our boyz back home.
>>145183484
He failed to sell out properly. He thought he could pull a Weewee/Trihex and use his speedrunning viewer base to break into the lets play world. But he failed for several reasons, like picking the wrong games (The Culling, Overwatch) and failing to assure his fans he would resume speedrunning soon.
>>145179653
running at VERY hihg speed
>>145183491
i've never seen any of our bois run any randomizer
Hey slayer are you actually routing tri now? Have you got a google doc with your progress or something?
>start stream for first time
>expect no one to watch
>before I know it 6 people are watching
>get nervous and immediately stop the stream
should i stream
>>145185163
Same, this is why I only do offline runs
>>145184607
kmac and caracarn
>>145185827
neither of them are our bois
>>145185892
>24k followers
>no donation button
>not one of our bois
What am i missing here?
>>145186145
that neither of them ever come here. one is an enormous sjw who hates everything about this place and the other is a let's player of JRPGs who pretends to speedrun even though it's impossible to speedrun JRPGs
>>145186438
lol no i was just kidding. but i highly doubt he even knows there's an srg
>>145186391
I thought kmac lived in the deep south, how could he be a sjw.
>>145186548
Do yankee retards really believe the south is nothing but conservative evangelicals?
>>145187004
that is what you are
I'm in a rut lads
help me
>>145188785
find a nice mare to settle down with
>>145190547
who is this semen demon
>>145190547
Snapchat posting is a no
>>145190547
snapchat leakers must die
>>145194279
Post splits, faggot.
>>145161715
His wrists are starting to hurt? Hmmmmm...
Ari looks like a manlier version of sig. What the fuck is wrong with all of you?
>>145195101
>soe
>manly
tfw no one will ever post any soe ESA pics
post more speed cuties
arma please fuck off, there is a reason you are blocked for being a thirstlord
why does paper mache paste take so long to dry
>>145195957
What have i done now? Can i be left alone to play video games in peace? Fucking mentally retarded idiots, im glad none of you will get far in life
sowwie this has to stop
>>145135056
anti-White
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96A0uyFWQHs
>>145197885
>boypussy
>without fur
you can't have one without the other
they're just straight gay
>>145200098
snowfats this has to stop
>>145200715
m1 this has to stop
>>145200657
based comabro
>>145200715
3/10 loli, would not fug
berries and cream just got BTFO. new oot any% time of 17:42.47
>>145201690
w h o
>>145190659
Someone repost it i missed it again >(
>>145201690
>oot any%
Literally babbies first speed game.
Zelda and SM64 are cancers of speedrunning.
>>145201863
adam.......
>>145201950
who the fuck is adam?
>>145201690
Who got it?
Also reminder that that ugly little monster was crying about "console luck"
ugly little goblin cuck
>>145202053
>newboi with a strong opinion on what speedgames are cancer
what causes this
>>145202379
>newboi
Not really, I just tend to not participate on the faux speedrunning circlejerk on srg.
I don't give a fuck about your speedrun drama.
>>145202584
why do you care who adam is then
>>145202584
*tips fedora*
>>145202669
Because I would like to at least understand the point of the reply.
>>145202671
Here's your response.
this newboi is almost as above it all as bansheexscreech
>>145202881
which newboi
>>145203040
the edgy one a few posts up
>>145203040
the one that isn't cute
>>145202824
Adam ak está hecho de sal. repetir, adam_ak es una montaña de sal. No confían en la sal.
>>145203098
I'm hardly being edgy.
I just fail to see the interest in the complete trainwrecks like Narcissa or whatever other flavour of the month speedrunner is current.
People here glorify these people like they are actual someone or e-celebrities. These people are literally no-ones. I don't understand why anyone cares enough to post about their shit lives.
>>145203268
I should point out that I am not disagreeing. People like Trihex are completely full of shit but at the same time I give zero fucks about their lives. I don't understand why anyone really would?
>>145203268
literally edgier than adam
>>145203268
>>145203468
Okay.
BLAST
FROM
THE
P A S T
>>145203161
you're gay
He's right, you know.
>>145203417
>de nihilism
don't die on me serg
anotha one
What new speedgames are you excited to see at E3 tomorrow?
>>145207334
>thirsty virign fag being a slut
gee i wonder
cfb explain yourself
>N64 Triathlon
>>145207334
>why is this literal femboi cum dumpster twink a slut
gee idk anon maybe 'cause he loves cock
>>145207334
how come bene gets to have a harem of twinks
>>145207334
I want to unironically fuck soe on some selfish lover shit
Why can't get dennis just go back to shoving dildos up his faggot ass for /b/ if he wants attention so bad?
Can't wait to bully this kid next time he goes live.
>>145207632
that can't be cfb that dude has hair
>stiv starts streaming with cam
>get to see him throw his controller and have a tantrum every 5 minutes
speedrunning xD
kill all tranny degenerate freaks
kill all grind monkey degenerate freaks
monkey stream ape
Dont kill soeqt
>>145214140
acceptable trannies are to be taken as housewives by speedrunners with world records
*unfollows kmac*
>>145203742
>Cosmo-tier commentary
wdhmbt?
>>145203742
Man, this never ceases to be hilarious.
speedgames
1.ape escape 3
2.medievil
3.shadow of the colossus
>>145216214
fuck meows
>>145216610
I wish I could...
Meows stream at non neet hours pls ty
>>145217692
does he even stream anymore? i haven't seen him go live in ages
>>145217809
He tends to go live at random in the morning
Unpopular opinion coming thru , duke streams are better when he isnt playing nv
>>145218242
>duke streams are better when he isnt doing non-speedrun shit
wow, what a shocker
what's objectively the best PS1 speedgame?
and
what's objectively the best PS2 speedgame?
>>145218391
all playstation games are dog shit lol. take your pick
>>145217692
Is Meows a NEET? Wtf what an idiot
how can you just not have a job
stupid speedrunners
>>145218391
Crash 2 and most ps2 games are trash speedruna
>>145218391
Ape Escape
Ape Escape 2/Ape Escape 3
>>145218242
I don't really have an interest in fallout, but his stream is a pretty comfy fallback tbqfah
>>145218483
being a neet is cool for a couple years not more
>>145218443
why?
>>145218620
why crash 2?
why aren't there good speedgames on ps2?
>>145218659
why?
when de soylent hit u
>>145221869
who is this cute girl?
who running life at any% here
i dont even care anymore
can i get a list of all of srg's speedtwinks thanks
>>145218483
>>145218818
its not that hard guys
>>145222215
>not at broken%
get out normie
when de fear hit u
>be God Gamer
>the Stigma hits you
cumxcrab
>pretends to not read the thread
>>145224865
i never claimed that i didnt
>>145226046
>being 2nd place
pathetic, but ok
>hes actually third
lmfao
>plays video games
pathetic, but ok
>actually speedruns
lmfao
>being headcrab
pathetic, but ok
>going :o
lmfao
>beta orbiting a girl
pathetic, but ok
>beta orbiting a boy pretending to be a girl
lmfao
i like this meme
me too
>liking a meme
pathetic, but ok
>liking this meme in particular
lmfao
>hes a speedrunner
pathetic, but ok
>he thinks his world records mean anything in the real world
lmfao
>>145226816
why did you headcrab face?
>>145124274
>Reminder to strengthen your back and core muscles!
I've been avoiding this for a better hip/waist ratio
>>145228269
why did you post the name of my gf?
>>145228520
slayer sowwie is everyone's gf
>>145228269
I'm just sayin, op's suggestion isn't uncontested, be careful. It might cause better back health but your hips won't seem as wide
>>145228574
why did you post the name of my bull?
>>145228715
slayer is a cuck though
Can I get a list of confirmed /srg/ cucks who got BTFO in their speedgame and were too pathetic to get the record back?
>>145228892
ion
what are we supposed to talk about here? does anyone know?
>>145229436
U gotsta ask mai niqqa Cran
the cucks strike back
>>145230112
This shyt aint even speedrun-related doe
>>145124821
She is still going through drama and hasnt accepted her change? What an attention whore
>>145230112
fuck off snowfag
>>145230112
snowmeme link me some good twink furry comics
>>145230112
why are you on the furry porn site
>>145235106
thanks for the late response!
>>145235267
>only an hour
its time to stop
learn to meme
off a fucking bot
>>145235267
>5 posts later
thread is too dead for this
>>145235267
kill your fucking bot cronikeys
>>145230769
castbound has some really decent stuff though not much of it is exactly twink
>>145235710
thanks for the late response!
>>145235710
>>145235759
kill yourselves
>>145235759
headcrab this needs to stop
make sure to execute strategies correctly
>>145235909
why did you headcrab face
>tfw no cutecrab bf
Cutting off Headcrab's limbs as he watches!
Cutting off his hair!
Cutting off his fingers!
Making him eat them!
Tearing off his balls!
Punching him!
Letting him believe you'll finally be kind to him, and then pull on whatever hair he has left!
Leaving beautiful bruises and marks all over his body!
Caressing his cheek as his cold, dead eyes stare off into nothing!
Cooking Headcrab!
Cutting Headcrab up!
Keeping his head in a jar!
Putting your favorite spices onto his body!
COOKING HEADCRAB
EATING HEADCRAB
>>145237153
he's a furry twink, you wouldn't want him
>>145237312
go outside at some point, my dude
Cutting off squid's limbs as he watches!
Cutting off his hair!
Cutting off his fingers!
Making him eat them!
Tearing off his balls!
Punching him!
Letting him believe you'll finally be kind to him, and then pull on whatever hair he has left!
Leaving beautiful bruises and marks all over his body!
Caressing his cheek as his cold, dead eyes stare off into nothing!
Cooking squid!
Cutting squid up!
Keeping his head in a jar!
Putting your favorite spices onto his body!
COOKING SQUID
EATING SQUID
should i make a headcrab removal bot that automatically bans any person in chat with headcrab in their name
his name is headcwab
>>145237312
But cran aint even did nuthin 2 yall niggaz doe
why aren't you watching mr. k right now?
>>145186145
If you scroll past the several hundred rules you will find caracarn does in fact pan handle for profit you lying fuck. Coincidentally you'll find it appeared around the time he lot his job and became a full time zelda randomiser streamer.
Yes, the same caracarn who used to mock other streamers for accepting donations does so himself. So you can add hypocrite begger to this list of reasons he is cancer. I'd suggest after "beta white knight" but before JRPG "speedrunner"
>>145241234
thanks for the late response!
>>145242524
Did you think you'd get major up votes by manually hiding every post in the thread so you could be epic in the speedrunning general?
>>145241234
he actualy only put the donation button there very recently, not as soon as he lost his job.
also it's at the very bottom of the page (as you said), and there are no on-stream donation alerts/popups.
>>145242524
GO TO BED YASHI
>>145242960
>>145242961
thanks for the late response!
I for one am going to vote for clinton because if clinton wins that means trannykeys will kill himself and all his fucking retarded bots will die with him.
>>145242961
Oh I see, he's gone from being the purest speedrunner (of JRPGs no less), to one of our bois, to not having a donation button to only just having one recently?
Listen to yourself. Consider how ridiculous the things you say appear to other people.
>>145243149
Look buddy, you are completely delusional and wrong, and you're just one of the many that are against hundreds of thousands of millions of billions of trillions of people who like croni. so actually the thing that is dead and needs to stay dead, is your opinion.
>>145243962
>hundreds of thousands of millions of billions of trillions of people who like croni
>>145243357
hey shut up
caracarn is based and our boi, that's all you or anyone else needs to know.
>>145244287
reminder that caracarn is literally a criminal
>>145244329
keep crying dumb2
Is there an official list of streamers /srg/ forgives for "unforgiveable sins", such as begging for donations, because they think they are """"based""""?
>>145246296
>having a donation button at the very bottom of your profile page
>don't advertise it
>don't have donation messages/alerts
>begging for donations
fuck off luna
>it's a peaches changes his mind on whether he wants subscriber or not episode
~~~ ATTENTION ~~~
FACEBOOK STREAMING IS NOW LIVE
WHO WILL BE THE FIRST RUNNER TO STREAM ON FACEBOOK
~~~ATTENTION~~~
>>145242982
yashi is banned until the 14th, this could not have been him.
Where have all the oldbois gone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPR108kwNo4
>>145247328
its been a thing for a while slowmo
its not good for something like runs
>>145247460
oh I didn't know
but what about the memes though
>>145247524
its pretty much fb's periscope
headcrab what's your fucking overwatch name
>>145248225
>>145247917
crab
>>145247917
MexiBeaner619
>>145217692
>>145217973
what hours would be better for you babe?
>>145248710
thanks for the late response!
>>145248710
stop being such a fucking faggot
>>145248918
i repeat >>145248861
just fucking stop already
>>145249087
:3c
alright that's enough (You)s since you're not gonna learn
take this as a warning and last notice that if i ever have the misfortune of being near you in any kind of way you are ded
>>145249390
geez man are you sure you don't want to talk about this?
>>145248417
>>145248594
that's not how bnet names work m'boys
>>145250189
forgot to add the tag
MexiBeaner69#1488
anybody wanna speedrun me?
>>145251771
ye unzip your katana
>>145124274
>tfw Dez looked way sluttier before she started doing porn
>>145251771
meows...
did duke's dad kill garry shandling?
what did grav mean by this?
how is there no sergboi streaming at 6am
ya'll fuggin ghei
>>145259593
im just having some late night happening fun mate
with all these mass shootings, is it going to happen at sgdq? so much mental illness in one area is just asking for it.
>>145259593
race is a social construct
baited for this EXACT response
>tfw the speedgame i've invested so much time into is becoming too difficult for me
Are there any comfy streams rn that I could watch?
Trump save us
>>145248316
That's not a crab.
Remember when pie said he was going to speedrun advance wars? Or speedrun anything? Those were the days
reminder
>>145273113
If anyone would run Advance Wars.... I wish :(
>>145275546
>said it over text instead of mic
Smart. Saying it on stream and risking alienating the less cocksucking part of the viewership would have done no good.
Are you happy now, /srg/? Tranny nutters and faggots got the bullets you so much yearned for.
>>145277290
no because i wasnt there to take one
beanie stream
That mass shooting in Florida's gay club... Damn... Rest in peice, Cfb.
>>145275546
wow.... really makes you think
>>145277290
Yes
>>145275546
reminder /srg/ bent over and let this guy use their backs as a stepping stool to fame and would do it again because they're stupid and only know how to think when others tell them how to
>tfw comfy Saboom FM stream
>>145242982
umm excuse me but da nigga's name is Toneezy
>>145281117
why would he do a 24 hour stream and make it consist entirely of the worst games he runs
Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim.
>>145282064
How are all terrorists muslim? You have groups like PIRA from the old republican army that are still active today. They're not muslim in the least, but irish and catholic.
My prayers are with cfb.
>>145283650
>still active today
And how many people have they killed this year?
I'm still voting Hillary so croni sudokus
>>145283650
>still active today
>
i'm a virgin but i just know that i'm a good fuck
>>145285360
cuck
>>145286905
can confirm
money comes and goes like that twobit hussy that likes to try and rush me
>>145287004
>tranny enabler
>>145287950
not helping there if you vote for shillary though...........................................................................................................................................................................
>>145284159
Get your femlogic straight then. If you're gonna spout dumb shit instead of phrasing it right like "overwhelming majority", nobody is going to take you seriously, you stupid cuck.
>>145287950
I'm no tranny encourager. I am the tranny disabler.
this is the end, /srg/
Rest in peace Cfb.
#-#-#-# BLAST FROM THE PAST #-#-#-#potato
#-#-#-# BLAST FROM THE PAST #-#-#-#
#-#-#-# BLAST FROM THE PAST #-#-#-#America 90% White and safe
#-#-#-# BLAST FROM THE PAST #-#-#-#
last tweet from chibi was a week ago
confirmed dead
>>145297998
thanks for the update
>>145297998
does he live in florida
>>145298732
thanks for the late response!
Girls? I talk to them.
thanks for the medievil
dont forget your potholderz my niggers
hard ar R)
>>145301853
>>>/reddit/
Yo slayer can you stream some more mhtri?
>>145303337
>brandon
>>145303337
you can't speedrun this
THE FEAR
i wish cosmo would get killed by a muslim
>>145303337
what an ugly hipster garbage game
How do I get a qt speed gf?
>>145304092
hmu
>>145304308
I'd have 10 beautiful White children with her
>>145303337
this isnt tftd
>>145304986
thanks for the late response!
>>145304308
who are you? how do i hit you up?
>>145304379
>anime
>white
>>145306192
she looks pretty Celtic to me
>>145306056
this isnt tftd
>>145304308
h-hi f-f-senpai
'SCHLAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD
>>145306610
She's cute. What's her heritage
>>145306610
h-hello
i wish cockboy would stream some murderworld rn desu
>>145307157
Girls can't talk to each other.
Someone post those soe snaps real fuckin talk
>>145309058
NO! That's illegal!
>>145309058
trannie nutters out
>>145309058
"real talk" you faggots are getting deported. build that fucking wall
>>145309247
>trannie
High school dropouts out
>>145309768
Who are you quoting?
>>145309768
nice one berncuck
>>145309685
At least where i am they dont shoot up the gay clubs lmao
>>145309969
That's not a good thing.
>>145309969
>muslims and gays kill each other
I'm okay with that.
>>145310083
Gays arent allowed in the idf. Keep sending your hetero white males tho
thats all cool but what about the snaps family
It's time for choosing, /srg/. Are we for the gays or are we for Islam?
culturalxmonkey
>>145311432
I'm for White people and I always will be
>white
>people
lmao
>>145311432
Muslims
>Great beards
>Exotic cuisine
>One true religious identity
>Can't take the banter
>Behead all those who insult Islam
Gays
>Great hair
>Exotic cooking show hosts
>Many different gender identities
>Can take the banter
>Give head by default
it's a no-brainer
>>145311432
>>145312650
anti-White
>>145309058
The Soe? What have I missed?
someone...anyone...i'm begging you...please stream...before it's too late....
>>145319383
that doesn't happen to normal people
>>145319682
>Blubbler is live
who?
>>145319682
My stream went pretty shit desu.
What are Narcissa's feelings on the muslim who eliminated 50 fags and trannies? Will she ever be able to leave her apartment again?
>>145319383
that fucking nose though
name something more boring than zelda randomizer
>>145323484
zelda bingo
>>145323484
rpg limit break
>>145323484
YOU
>>145323484
zeld0 aint even boring doe
>>145323084
i hope he plans a visit to a 'gay club'
someone should spread the word that SGDQ is actually a gay club.
someone should spread meows's cheeks at SGDQ
oh wait lol
>>145320076
>that one guy who's never had a lucid dream
>>145324387
thanks for the late response!
>>145324440
that was less than an hour ago. what a shit bot.
>smash general is dead
what the H*CK
>>145324387
That's not a lucid dream, that's the result of being a tranny nutter on weed
*on soylent
>>145324796
no actually that's a lucid dream
>>145319383
was he a boy or a girl in his dream?
>>145324334
lol?
>>145324949
thanks for the late response!
>>145324949
A nutter
>>145324334
Chanzeux aint even did nuthin 2 yalls niggas doe
remember how awkward "60 viewers" meows used to cry 24/7 about getting backstabbed by his speedfriends and it turned out he was talking about taking it in the bum at SGDQ? lmao
>>145324969
sj and cook had their way with him
>>145325814
da nigga aint even gay doe
Stop White genocide
>speedrunning
>>145326649
not all speedrunners
duke stream
>>145326840
>trump and japan in the same section
no
>>145327172
https://youtu.be/hHDg_K-3gas
>>145327172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XFdFhkTuo
>>145319682
wtf why is the person feeding that snake a puppy?
>>145328329
thanks for the late response!
slayerofbabies more like slayerofboipucci
Based Caracarnvi doing FFX to take the WR back from plebs.
>>145327872
>>145328004
dis shyt aint even speedrun-related doe
>>145329230
thanks for the late response!
>>145329230
neither are you
>>145329470
smdh nigga i been postin mai splits all day
>>145329137
Listen to my story... This may be our last chance...
>>145327085
da nigga aint even speedrun no more doe
Did puncayshun get cucked? LMAO
https://twitter.com/fniure/status/742150214136528898
>>145331160
He broke up with her days ago. I don't think you belong here if you can't keep up with the latest tangentially speedrunning related drama.
>>145331426
I'm more interested in narci, so I didn't hear about this, how did it go down and why did he let go of the only pussy he'll ever get
>>145331615
she probably left him because she had more speeddick to hop to
>killing the crab montage
someone better hook it up when possible
>>145331615
>Why did the biggest speedwhore on Twitch that has fucked half the guys that stream on the frontpage not stay with an autistic guy that lives with his parents and has almost no income?
I wonder...
>took $500 of puncays donation money and gave it to cheese
dude what the heck
>>145332895
story?
>>145332895
and then she asks for another 500 to pay off a bill
Get cucked.
>>145334121
Where is Cosmo?
>>145334121
uh hello?
joden is on guiness so he OWNS the record
>>145329309
no problem :)
>>145334653
thanks for the late response!
>>145334691
dw about it :)
The
End
is
Near
*gets cucked out of wr*
my hands!!!
why are all zelda runners so predictably such dumb shit retards?
>hurr i cant play this video game quickly because it wont give me fame and leaderboard recognition, oldbois say im not allowed to play the version i want to play on
reminder that VC fags' ONLY justification for playing on their shitty inaccurate emulator is "but nintendo said it was ok!!"
cant wait for ocarina of time iOS to come out next year so that you can pay 99 cents each run to get a bottle from the start instead of just exploiting an emulator error to get one. as long as it has that official nintendo seal of shitstain its fair game right?
>puncay already got cucked by that succubus
lmbo
>>145339974
tfw you will never be as euphoric as someone who's against vc
>>145339974
*bird laughs*
>>145340018
doesn't puncay read /srg/?
i wonder if he read /srg/ and saw her popping her tits out in that vid and dropped her
>>145339974
Imagine running oot and thinking you're at the same level as the sm64 guys.
*doesn't play an intense high APM speedgame 12 hours a day for months at a time*
hand pain isnt real!!!!
>>145340319
>>145339974
there is a reason i am so above it all, its the bad attitude of everyone below me
someone post the webm of cosmo dancing to above it all
https://u.pomf.is/wanyfs.webm
>>145340647
crumps never speedran.
>>145340647
Reminder
>>145342276
I love when people immediately confess that they're guilty even when you didn't name them
Why do they do it? Guilt?
I need to know if puncayshun is still a virgin.
>>145343295
He's not, the succubus took it right away and "complimented" him on having a fat cock. That's why he's been tweeting about his fat cock for the past month.
>>145343889
I have some hope that maybe he didn't get to penetrate, that she wasn't willing to let him into her vagina for free.
>>145344172
Tbh you can probably ask him with a fake account on Twitter yourself, he likes to brag about how much of an alpha male he is for having seen pussy.
>>145344257
Or on twitch he's streaming his bad play rn
>>145344257
>>145344441
ok, someone ask him and report the findings
>>145344548
Do it yourself, you're the one that "needs" to know
iateyourgrease
>>145344715
All the things I've done for this general and this is how it pays back...
>>145344441
He's ignoring me. :(
Imagine actually trying to use something as fictional as hand pain as an excuse for being too beta to take your world record back.
>he uses twitch extensions
pathetic, but ok
>he uses bttv
lmfao
I still don't know if puncay is a virgin.
So why is super metroid not on spreedruns.com?
Is there people that run donkey kong country? I can barely find a run let alone the world record
>>145349117
elitism
dkc is on shitgamequitforever.com for the same reason
>>145349191
thanks
>>145340319
ZFG is the only OOT runner who has put in even close to as much work as the top SM64 runners.
>700 viewers
>5 messages per minute
When will he learn that he can get actual viewers if he stops playing with his nipples on stream
>>145355908
who is he
>>145356491
cosmo
who is the ethan bradberry of speedrunning
oh look it's medievil
tfw been really lazy about posting here lately because no one really speedruns anymore and all the memes are dry
wet soggy medievil
I wish I could have warned puncay not to get involved with nancy. Bitch is the town dump.
>>145360739
warning puncay wouldn't have changed anything, and giving forced, unsolicited advice to people is autistic. just gotta let people make their own terrible decisions.
What job did you get for the 4JF? I got Knight.
>>145360941
marxists out
http://pastebin.com/mWXBKab7
Does cosmo not understand that people aren't going to like him just because he's "honest" with them?
>>145366942
I'm so honest guys! *pretends to not be a male* rofl
>>145366942
bullets
>>145358260
fniure
>>145368485
thanks for the late response!
Have you seen that new speeddocumentary yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IEMd6WObgU
Have you heard about medievil?
namedrop me and I'll stream right now
>>145369928
B-but he's a boy o_O
do the popular speedrunners make $$ still? or is the scene p much dead?
>That post doesn't exist anymore.
Keep up the good work
>>145369460
>joshua keck
>kek
>1:04 that pitch change
>>145369460
making speed documentary is always a good idea i like the video thanks for posting im impressed that the new oot wr is 5 minutes
Does pie not do this exact thing when he shows up in trihex's stream just to subscribe and spam his stupid streambig emote?
https://twitter.com/Iateyourp1e/status/742210550260629504
>>145355224
Why is Yashi spitting out Taylor?
>>145371195
thanks for the late response!
if only a muslim went and shot up sgdq. gets rid of speedrunners and faggots
>>145340647
thanks for the late response!
>>145340647
was he on his period? there's only a small handful of runners who have huge egos and he is one of them LUL.
>>145372117
thanks for the late response!
>still on the same thread a week later
>sometimes i wonder if the board is literally broken because there will be 2 hours between posts
>type a response to someone and check back later
>thanks for the late response!
>>145340647
https://u.pomf.is/wanyfs.webm
>>145372212
>>145372442
thanks for the late response!
is Narci not going to tweet about hid 50+ dead comrades?
>>145373036
his*
also fuck this captcha shit
>click all the street signs
>literally every square is a street sign
>>145373138
>also fuck this captcha shit
then don't post, you crybaby little bitch.
>>145373138
you know you can just use the old captcha with text right
>>145373138
(((google)))
Who hoyp for Banjo Kazooie 3?
>>145373036
why would a narcisst care about others?
>>145374141
>2016 rare
loma
>>145374410
>>145374752
>>145374948
speak english you fucking nigger
>>145373236
keep being a sheep, faggot
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/742401319411978246
Where were you when cosmo sides with the muzzies over himself?
our guy tpasalt is l i v e (live)
>>145376215
just kill this fucking marxist
>>145376215
Umm excuse me anon but this isnt even speedrun-related
>>145381628
>us in the tranny nutter community
Somebody kill this pathetic desperate autist
>>145381737
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/742405079056023552
who has the wr for steam speeddrun??
>>145381829
anyone who says "welp" or ":c" is a guaranteed low test subhuman
>>145381628
>Its sad when people die
>If you have this opinion, kill yourself
>>145382874
>>145381628
this begs the question; who is we?
this begs the question; have you heard about medievil?
>>145381628
>"Don't forget about me today"