Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/

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First for anime!

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what if?

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>Get tired of Dota 2
>Install League to see what all the fuzz is about
>Just unlocked ranked, 3 games played in total
>Permabanned for minor banter
This is literally Safe Space - The Game, I'm so glad banter is allowed in Dota 2.

>My main got permabanned
Some anon told me to pretend that I am a smurf, because that makes my shitter team respect me and listen to my calls. Guess he was wrong.

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>>145095710

STOP TEASING AND POOF ME ALREADY

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

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s4

>>145096079
L M A O
M
A
O

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>>145095949

>>145096079
pfft
you didn't even call anyone a nigger what gives

>pro HoTS
>has a tranny

>pro SC2
>has a tranny

>pro SF
>has a tranny

>pro LoL
>has a tranny

What did they mean by this?

>>145095949
EPIC REDDIT POST 420 BLAZE IT

I wonder how Kaipi will do against DB tomorrow without Zai.

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>>145096324
>pro all of those games
>relevant

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>sit back
>smash peoples faces with auto attacks
>kill everyone
Drow Aghs is fucking ridiculous.

>>145096079
>playing mobas without a full party
>expecting to have fun
L O L
O
L

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Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called Mohammad Yousuf Buti Almaidoor Almheiri. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

>>145096079
>Play Dota 2
>install LoL to see what all the fuss is about
>See a "wicked" "sick" compilation of Blitzkrank kills that's basically normal Pudge plays
>LoL says ERRROR NO YOU HAVE TO PLAY X HOURS TO PLAY AS ROBOPUDGE

Fuck that game.

>>145095949
>a literal picture of a naked woman in the OP image

this general is a joke

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Waiting for Secret to get BTFO in the open qualifiers to update this pic

>>145096324
Didn't Scarlett attempt at going pro in Dota 2?

>>145096441
the fuck is miracles 9k then

>>145096434
>kill everyone as 10/5/12 drow
>Meepo goes 22/3/11

Meepo was the real star

>>145096517
i think he just said he would but never did

>>145096532
a literal deity

>>145096079
L M A O
M Y S F
A S S F
O F F F

>>145096079
You are seriously toxic and you deserve to be banned from online gaming in general.

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>>145096469

>mfw EG and Secret face each other in the open qualifiers in a best of 1

>>145096587
>he
Stop being transphobic you ignrant shitlord
The proper term is xe

>>145096581
>Kill steals me with his poof.
>the real start.
okay FUCKER.

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>>145096079
>can't play the non-shit version of LoL when I just wanted to chill anymore

>>145096465
Spot the faggot

>>145096595
this is well crafted

>>145095949
>EG has never won a series against Secret3.0
>Secret3.0 is unstoppable
>they win Shanghai
>PPD realises that he needs to take down secret before Manila and he can see RTC is getting uneasy and ready to jump teams
>PPD sends universe as a sleeper agent
>Both teams blow up
WAS IT WORTH THE OPEN QUALIFIERS?

>>145096324
>"pro" HoTS

??????

>>145096461
Robopudge is super easy, you dont get blocked by allies and allied creeps

>>145096717
no its not

there's a pointless F

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>>145096697
>atomic green lantern
>the light that burns

>>145096434
>sit
>get HARD CARRIED by a meepo
>"it w-w-was KS with p-p-poof!"

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awoo~ for knocking doors tonight

>>145096784
I know, that's why I wanted to play him. But I had to either grind for him, or fork over moneys.

>>145096434
>Drow in a game where only dazzle benefits
whats the point?

>>145096738
>EG get defending champion invite

What now?

>>145096434
You do realize that blogposting about unranked is bad taste?

>>145096840
Momji a canada?

>>145096948

Reddit has spoken.

Valve listens.

EG goes through open qualis.

>>145096948
they won't get that.

>>145096912
random senpai.

>>145096816
its not hard to KS with Meepo kid, Stop acting like he would have carried late game without me.

>>145097053
Are you actually retarded

>>145097053
>EG is a Reddit team
>Reddit forces EG into open qualifiers

pick one /d2g/

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>>145097014
This momiji a Canada!

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UHHHH DOTARDS?

>>145097112
Are you?

Is offlane the manliest role in Dota?

>midlaner: autistic faggot, easily triggered by literally everything, most likely to throw game by feeding couriers
>carry: too busy playing lasthitting minigame to pay attention to anything
>support: vocal toxic beta
>jungler: "mute all lmao", borderline retarded

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>>145097083
Yes, he carried you until 40 min or more.

Don't try to lie to me, i know meepo very well your avatarfaggot.

is there a dota podcast I can listen to at work that isnt shit? all of them talk about teams and indivudal players. I just wanna hear more about heroes and trends

>>145097292
>93 cs at 21 mins as ds

hello 3k friend.

>>145097292
It's a feature.

>Fall for the Overmeme
>Play the game for 7 hours and feel buyer's remorse
>Get my refund
>Now have 40€ on battle.net
>Now have 0€ on steam for compendium

End my lyphe

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>>145097414
>dota podcasts

>>145097371
>offlaner: suicidal psychopath that initiates without backup into 5 and streams "were is team?"

>>145097371
>mute all is a bad thing
My winrate has gone up when I mute at the first sign of faggotry

>>145097396
late game is all that matters you fucking idiot

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So he thinks someone is at fault.....

>>145097497
You forgot, trade hits with support, feed, then spam:
>space created

>>145097578
>the captain and pos1 carry doesn't think he's at fault for the team doing poorly

If he isn't to blame, who is?

>>145097127
No, I hate Reddit too much.

>>145097662
white people, racism, bigotry, and hate is to blame

>>145097631
fuck I hate "space created" fags, they spam that shit everytime they feed a kill to the enemy carry and then bitch at you when youre behind that fed carry

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>>145097578
Is Lodaberg the most passive-aggressive person in the dota scene? Holy shit.

>>145097662
muslims

>>145097578
Literally anyone with more than 2 brain cells can see that he single-handedly lost that Naga game

>>145097838
so you mean sonneiko?
He is to blame for carrying the game as a 5 support?

>>145097820
this isnt new

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What are we watching?

>>145097578
Yeah cause those 4 deaths in a row Loda were so on point

>>145097820
He's a LITERAL, GENUINE, NON-MEME cuckold. His life is suffering, the "Play videogames for a living" thing is gonna come to an end and he'll realize all he has is a bald head, an ugly wife and some other mans daughter that he'll raise to grow up and not pass on his genetics

>>145097907
no they lost that game because bulldog was on NS and NS is actually a support. So it was 1 carry naga vs a much better scaling lineup

>>145097974
how do i become a real man for stacies?

>>145097974
I don't care what you whores want. There's plenty of chads for you to fuck. I'll just be myself. And we are waiting for the major

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>>145097820
>HE FELL
>FOR THE FUCKING
>HONEYPOT LAN MEME

>>145097974

>Trap porn watching

All I've seen is Boku No Pico and sequels, can she give me some more?

>>145097974
>Pay hooker for sex
>Can still enjoy video games, traps and being a cuckboi
>Stacy gets none of my time or money

lmao when VR comes out women won't have a leg to stand on, they'll literally be out in huge roving gangs raping any men they see in hopes men will remember they exist and that they should be spending money on them instead of being in VR

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>>145096583
it was "I calibrated for the first time at 4k, if I make it to 5k mmr in 1 month I'll switch fulltime" and failed, so she still plays sc2

>>145097974
Lol, I unironically heard the opposite like three times already from women. Gamers/nerds are sexy in fact.

>Where's my gamer bf?
>He is playing Dotes

>Where's my """"""real man""""" bf?
>He is probably out there fucking sidebitches

Literally the only thing you need to do is wash your fucking head from time to time.

>>145098503
xe*
no need to thank me ignorant shitlord

>>145097820
>Remember when EGM wrecked NTH with an Ursa
>EGM carried that game hard
>They restructure to Alliance and put EGM to a support role
>They gave carry position to Loda, a not particulary amazing carry
>He just keeps getting worse and worse

EGM for carry and replace Loda for another support

>>145096079
how is ANY of that "extremely inflammatory and offensive" ?

People called me worst things than that when I was 9 years old and playing WC2 and SC on Battle.net

>>145098527
>bf is playing dotes
>three hours for me to go and get fucked by tyrone and muhammed without him even noticing
Yeah gamer bfs rule

>>145097578
>it's not my fault we didn't get a better placement, but it's my fault for not playing better

>>145098041
hey, he may be a cuck but at least he's not Hillary Clinton, who's been cucked by over TWO THOUSAND WOMEN

>>145098856
If you can't trust your GF to go out doors for three hours then holy shit.

>>145098683
Kek, I remember literally crying when I lost the very first game of BroodWar on Battle.net server and the other dude flaming in all chat non stop when I was 10 years old.

In perspective that shit hardened my personality for life.

>>145099030
>deal with a traumatic experience you had as a child by giving off the facade of a tough guy

it's okay anon. i'm here for you. we can cuddle 'w'

>tfw no gf that sits on your face while she plays dota

>>145099193
You should probably add me on Steam so we can cuddle :3

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/

>>145097974
That's okay, Stacy. When you're 30 years old and start ruining your looks to appear younger with shitty surgery, and no man you turned down when you were in your heyday succumbs to your parasiteness, we'll see who laughs last.

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>>145099193
C-cuddle...?

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>>145096079
>a player triggered review

Whta did tumblr mean by this?

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>>145099193
the fact that being chewed out online can be considered a traumatic experience disgusts me

What caused people to stop saying "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" ?

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Why the fuck do they keep playing the upper bracket last for us Westerners?

>>145099193
>>145099545
>>145099489
Please die

>>145099193
>traumatic experience

Do I have to post Tyler The Creator's tweet, mate?

>>145099579
the " your rights end where my feelings begin" crowd began to infiltrate academia

>>145099579
media through growing up plagued children's minds that MY feelings are more important than any other thing in the world

why do you think we have so many sjw in the world today?

>>145099646
sounds like someone needs a cute girl to cuddle with

>>145099646
Someone's just jealous of all the cuddles!

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>>145099804
or a cute boy

hon hon hon

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>>145096663
Drow: 10 K + 12 A = 22 kills in total
Meepo: 22 K
So you're saying you didn't participate in any fight except those where Meepo KS'd you???

Reminder to stay hydrated.

>>145096079
IDK what they said to you but you seem like the kinda fag who sees mid die once or twice then goes EZ MID, report mid, GG

every try to you know tell people what they did wrong instead of just insulting them?

>>145099938
Thank god you didnt post a kidney stone

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>>145099754
I guess I have to ask how selfishness lead these people to blathering on endlessly about so-called "white privilege" and socialism and treating minorities like they are their betters.

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Post heroes you consistently win with

>>145099938
ty scv shitposting squad

>>145099938
It's too cold to drink water mate

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8IvTwqI6HQ

Why is he so based?

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>>145100087
>15 games
>13 games
>3 games
>11 games
>19 games
>consistent

>>145100141
Imagine having Nahaz, Papa Drayich AND Thorin on one event.

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FIX ME

>>145100230
you're already one of the single fastest memetalon junglers in the game though

>>145100213
>Thoorin, also knows as the e-sports historian, will never get invested in Dota 2
Why even live?

>>145100230
>rupture now deals damage even if the hero stands still (way less damage over time tho)

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Pick Omniknight
Get a single item for mana sustain(Arcanes or Soul Ring)
Hit creeps & build junglers first claw
Maybe land 1-2 good heals on allies
Free fucking wins, because fuck everything about that hero

>>145100230
All enemies below 25% hp are silenced.

Guys, if my offlane tidehunter built greaves what should I build on Bounty Hunter?

>>145100206
lets see yours then

>>145100230
what if rupture was charge based?

>>145100363
It's exactly the same shit but I don't post it.

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>>145100087
Im actually surpised at my sweet venge skills, apparently I havnt lost with her in a year and a half

>>145100230
>Rupture's duration is significantly decreased but with much greater damage

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>>145100346
This might actually be MADMAN enough.

Here's the new BattleView

>Playercams are still not taken away
>Still the garbage tier LoL UI

Why doesn't PGL understand that enough is enough? The bonus cameras for runes are already enough considering you have icons on the minimap

https://imgur.com/OtCylpS

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>>145100435
just do it anon, I never see other anons best heroes here

>>145100512
This isnt bad since most rupture damage comes from the first second of noticing you got ravage

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>>145100592


see boring ; ;

>>145100527
What have you done to kumiko-sama?

>>145100230
You take damage when you teleport while ruptured.

Or, bloodrage ministuns the target (friendly or not) for 0.1 seconds.

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>wake up
>Zeus not picked even once in Manilla

What the hell

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>>145100087
>Post heroes you consistently win with

>>145100847
>bloodrage ministuns the target (friendly or not) for 0.1 seconds.
This and rupture damage reduced for balance.

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>>145100878
>Zeus isn't picked
>When Ether Lens & Blink exists

>>145100878
literally badInvoker

>>145100878
>can't memepush your base if you lose a fight

There's your problem

>>145100087
I have a 100% winrate over 8 games on Ogre and now I'm scared as fuck to pick him again

>>145100874
uh

Bloodseeker
Chaos Knight
Luna
Meepo
Ogre Magi
Omniknight
OD
Pudge
Pugna
Sniper
Storm Spirit
Techies
Troll warlord
Warlock
Wraith King
Zeus

none of these heroes have been picked yet, although Meepo has been banned. Who else will be picked before the tournament ends?

>>145101112
pretty sure my first 15 games as rubick were 100% winrate and then it just fell to a flat 50% from there. I've climbed to 56% though across hundreds of games.

>>145101218
I can only see Zeus, Storm, Omni and CK as even remotely possible picks out of those heroes.

>>145100337
the only thing TRUELY broken about Omniknight now since degen aura got nerfed is his repel duration. It needs to GENUINELY be halved. it's not even fucking funny.

>>145101218
>OD not picked this patch
Thank you icefrog

>>145101218
Storm is back at 5k+ games desu. I feel like midplayers that are still in tournament forgot that he exists.

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>>145100141
based indeed

>>145101339
Zeus and CK are most likely out of those four.

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>>145101218
>no pugna

they CANNOT get away with this

Can you still oneshot anything with Huskar Aghs + Veil + E blade + Aether lens?

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>>145099579
A particularly nasty chewing out can mentally scar someone, and that's perfectly normal.
The perfectly normal reaction to this is to shrug it off and learn to separate valid criticisms from bile and untruths and ignore that while taking the valid criticism into heart.

Modern fuckwads don't know how to handle either and break down at the first sign of someone disagreeing with them.

>>145101578
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/91/Shad_ability_voodoo_04.mp3

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>>145101578
How do we fix her, bros?

>>145097974
>video games are still viewed as bad
why? do people not understand entertainment? baka some people will watch 8 hours of news and football on TV then hop onto their computers to watch netflix, youtubers or twitch livestreams then talk shit to people who play videogames
baka

>>145101869
Loli arcana.

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>>145101520
>mfw people here still hating OUR GUY even though he's proven to be entirely capable and entertaining, acting as a buffer for all the antisocial nerds by being a bit over the top and being the weird one himself

>>145101564
CK is pretty strong now, isn't he? I remember a few months ago people were going on about he was one of the worst carries ever even though he's had a consistent 50% winrate give or take 2% for months now.
I suppose adding in bans helped him a lot.

>>145101218
>Omniknight
Teams prioritizing getting Meks online, getting BKBs, and disenage on ulti.
Pubs can't do any of those things at all, which is why he literally shits on them.

Literally just fucking pick Bloodseeker. Even if pros are good at sustaining HP, they still rely hardcore on juking in early and midgame. Bloodseeker KILLS juking merely by existing.
The fact he can heal & amp damage is a bonus.
But I doubt they will pick him, because nobody want to introduce a anti juking hero to the scene.

>Ogre Magi
Jesus, just fucking pick him. He is still the insane 8 armor mega monster he has been forever.

>>145101218
>>145101339
Zeus, CK, Ogre, Omni, and Techies. THe latter three are memepicks when a team is literally going full meme when they're already a game behind and consider themselves to have lost.

>literally every STR carry gets kited

Guys?

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>>145101949
Grow up, child.

>>145101869
Add more HP and Armor. also a blink skill

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>>145102128
>kiting Chaos Knight
lol

>>145101593
You don't need Lens. But you only deal about 90ish% of their health.

>>145102128
>3 shot people
>kite

LMAO
>lycan
>kite

?

>>145102141
what no i dont consider myself a gamer
today is the first time i even play anything in like 10 days, i go outside with friend(s) at least one time a week yet i still enjoy videogames
can u stiop being such a fucking epik contrarian 4chan paint-made autistic comic poster

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>love playing clock
>he has been shit in the meta for ages now

>>145100379
his aghs does just that

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>>145102141

>>145102030
>4 second stun: Literally shits on Void
>Armor reduction on crit
>Svens ulti is a 1/1.5/2x damage amp
>CK has a 2/3/4x damage amp
And Reality Rift is Anti Kiting: The ability

>pick support
>make enemy riki regret ever picking riki

feels good man.

Please subscribe for more blogs :^)

>>145102339
who cares
in ur 2k bracket u can win with anything as long as u git gud

>>145102141
wait hold up i didnt even read the comic what the shit is this

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>>145102141
is the chick on the left alana bloom from hannibal?

>>145102339
>I'm a Morphlingplayer

send help

>>145102396
>sven gives his team almost constant +20 armor and 12% MS
>sven farms extremely fast
>sven is good at pushing, teamfighting and rosh
>sven shits out damage and is a solid counter to tons of heroes since they can't fight him
>sven doesn't have massive downtime

>>145102440
I think it's Zooey Deschanel

>>145102583
nice meme kiddo

@145102583
based dogs

>>145097127
Stop fooling yourself. Whenever there is a straw poll for everyone's favorite team it's always eg

>>145102948
it was actually liquid last time

>>145102583
Based dusg.

>>145102986
Bullshit

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>>145101578
>give pugna's ult to death prophet
>it's a non-ult ability
>effectively no cooldown in team fights, can be used multiple times
>is literally free
>can move, attack, and TP out while casting it
>Icefraud managed to do something worse than give a better version of Weaver's ult to Faceless Void as a regular ability.

HOW IS THIS FAIR

>>145102339
>in the mood to play some cockwerk
>enemy lineup always filled with slark, invoker, naix, phoenix, alch, jugg,am, aa, storm, ember or some shit

>be 4.8k mmr
>pick jungle bloodseeker
>win

dotards?

what if not all paths lead to conflict

>>145103564
BROUHAHAHA

what if valve made all the heroes cute girls

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Guess who

>>145103759
necrolyte

>>145098885
bill and hillary was never anything other than a strategic marriage for political gain

>>145103261
y-yonder I'd wander

what if there was a hero whose spells were all global

>>145102231
>try to reality rift someone
>he walks around a tree, cancelling it

>rift someone else
>he walks uphill

>rift someone else
>he blinks too far

>>145103564
What if we just let the creep waves fight each other to the death and not push the lanes? There could be peace for everyone except for the 10 (or 12) men who die every 30 seconds.

>tfw so salty of my shitty teammates that I leave hateful comments on their profiles (if open) post-game.

in my defence, this last guy had 4.500 games of dotes and would feed relentessly while also having the reflexes of a 90 year old.

>>145103759
alchemist or antimage

>>145103943
>in my defense

"Mister Hitler, do you have anything to see in your defense"
-A jew slapped me once you filthy kike

>>145104037
Hitler did nothing wrong

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>>145104037

>>145104037
>2011+5
>still believing Hitler exterminated 6 million Jews

kek

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>>145103778
>>145104032
Since noone wants to play anymore :(

>>145101218
I'm surprised wraith king isn't picked more

>good stun
>most mana drainers aren't meta
>gives amazing sustain in teamfights pairs up well with dp and qop
>decent crit amazing for rosh because the crit works on him
>good deso carrier
>ageis can always go to the mid or offlane

>>145104442
You're the reason no one wants to play anymore
Also, viable reported

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>>145102141
>made by QUENTIN!!p3mpBqBwOeY

is it confirmed that universe decided to leave secret, and wasn't kicked?

if this is true, secret probably wont have to play open quals and will most likely be invited to the main quals. THEY didn't make the roster change, they were forced to pick up a new player because another team basically poached one of their players.

>>145101520
what the fuck

that actually scared me

>>145104501
How am i the reason? I just posted a somewhat silly build i saw in one of my friends game

So Necrophos killed me with his ulti and i had no buyback. I was down for 90 seconds. Since 90s are too long to sit and do nothing, i went to the refrigerator to drink water and ate some leftover food from last night and completely forgot that i was fasting.Now im all refreshed thanks to dota, Hail lord Gaben (sorry for bad english)

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Reminder that bloodseeker is low-key a good hero and that phase-yasha-moonshard are all you need to start destroying everyone on the map

>>145104810
>our necro inside joke with my friends from last patch is sitting players out to go get a soda
>you literally got up and got a soda

Awhhhh yeah

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>be sven
>getting peppered with ranged autoattacks
>my support nowhere in sight
>oh there he is, single pulling while the creep wave is under my tower
>managed to get 4 cs in 2 minutes while burning through 8 tangos and a salve
>support is still single pulling
>in between pulls he bodyblocks me while soaking xp
>out of regen, run back to fountain
>FIRST BLOOD

How are people so fucking bad at this
If you don't know how to support just go fucking jungle or something

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>>145101869
Nether Ward now pushes units in its radius when dropped. Pugna can use it on herself as a Force Staff, usable while channeling ult.

Fixed. Perfect.

>>145105097
>getting mad support is not with you
>Fuck just go jungle or something

Mixed messages, are you sure you just dont know how to lane?

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>solstice is soon

not long until we can return to comfy dota stream friends

>>145105253
You have 1k reading comprehension my shitter

>>145104443
>>good stun

Sven has a better one.

>>most mana drainers aren't meta

Lion, BM with Necro, Invoker and Bane aren't meta?

>>gives amazing sustain in teamfights pairs up well with dp and qop

He doesn't. Also the lifesteal is borderline irrelevant on DP and QoP.

>>decent crit amazing for rosh because the crit works on him

Meanwhile heroes like Sven, Slardar, BM, Naix, Jugg, etc. are far better at Rosh.

>>good deso carrier

So are tons of better heroes.

>>145104769
Silly? Thats literally the (only) build except for the ring which i guess goes to vanguard which isnt terrible and has synergy with reactive armor. Straight bloodstone is probably almost always better though.

>>145104769
ring is for aether lens
robe is for blademail
the build is not silly

>>145105097
>getting fucked in lane as sven
>doesn't have the common sense to go jungle with cleave

>>145105452
I actually like gettings lens on him aswell, makes for long ass chains and easy chakras aswell

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What's a good and fun mid hero I can safely first pick every single game?

>>145105579
Literally Timbershit

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Can PSG Make Dota Great Again?

>>145105097
tell him to stop pulling and stack for

get hotd as fast as possible

stack ancients while farming forest

>>145105514
But that's precisely what I did Anon :^)
We still lost because we only won mid and he was raging at me the whole game for jungling

>>145105579
>Easy
DK
Viper
>Fun
oh...

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>support makes a play and gets a solo kill
>want to chat wheel 'well played!'
>fuck up and say 'we need wards' by accident
>try to fix it by spamming well played two times
>literally spam need wards three more times by accident
>supports now think i am some fucking retard shitter

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>>145100087

>>145105941
>telling your support to spend every dime he earns even on kills for wards
How degrading

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>>145105941
Then he made a support shout-out thread on reddit immediately afterward. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

the holocaust

>>145104920
but my speed? I go euls, BoT and SnY and silveredge

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http://www.dotabuff.com/players/123260931
what am i doing wrong? should i just kill myself?

>indicate jungle on pick screen
>select meepo
>make sure enemy heroes don't counter meepo, wait
>see ally indicate enigma (doesn't indicate lane)
>flash icon on jungle 50 times
>....
>he doesn't pick right away
>lock in meepo, start game
>ally picks enigma 3 seconds later
>takes conversion level 1 and soul ring recipe + mask
>says "wtf meepo not mid"
>"go mid meepo i jungle"

so why did my team give me 4x reports and say I'm toxic and in the wrong after I carried them
"Meepo isn't a jungler" says the enigma who was lower level / farm as me at every minute, 1/2 the gpm 1/2 the xpm as game ends

I think if og loses to newbee they get third place at this lan. They aren't as diverse of a team as the other reaming teams, which is a big part of thsi patch is being able to be unpredictable in the draft. In that respect, beating newbee is going to be hard, when hao has a larger hero pool than any other carry right now.

>>145104920
>can't stop tps
>zero survivability

I agree BS is unappreciated but jesus dude what bracket are you in that lets you get away with this
Sounds like a build that accomplishes very little aside from cleaning up after your poor team dies 4v5

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>>145100087
Ignore some

>>145106738
you could say something in chat instead of relying on your team mate to have telepathy to know you arent trolling

>>145106738
Enigma players are consistently the most retarded motherfuckers I have ever seen
Had one that somehow managed to fuck up his jungling so he comes to my offlane and starts fighting me for last hits and feeding eidolons

>>145106624
Hilariously bad item and skill builds while spamming heroes you obviously don't know how to play.

>>145106624
>75 abandons

Looks like you're way too toxic -_-;;;

>>145106738
>doesn't say anything
>wants to jungle with a core

You're 100% retarded.

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>No Sing strim
>No Zai strim
>Not even a bone7 strim

>>145106624
Half of thoose builds, maybe more, holy shit i cant watch it just stop, i dont wanna go thru it

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>>145106801
I play Blood AFK jungle Radiance into Heart, ganking whatever lanes could lead to a kill (support has a stun for Blood Rite to land or something like that).

Double Bloodrage Iron Talon kills a big creep outright pretty much, he's a stupid fast jungler once he gets going. Radiance gets amp'd by Bloodrage and let's you heal off spare creeps that get burned down, so the enemy has to focus you or they're gonna me missing attacks and taking constant amp'd burn damage. That's why I go Heart right after that and get kills and assists by being a walking AOE DPS machine that can't be chased down.

After that it's just HP, Armor and attack speed as necessary. BS gets all his damage FOR FREE so getting items that let him survive to use it is how he should be played. I just wish they'd make him viable without making him OP, he's been one of my favorites since the bloodrage rework.

In unranked of course I mean, the most success I've had with him in ranked is some kind of semi-carry that would Bloodrage key targets at the right time, 40% damage amp is no joke whether one person gets ganked by 3 and annihilated or buffing Laguna Blade or some such

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>>145106738
>A hero that can win ANY teamfights with Hole + the fucking % damage linger
>Proceds to don't push towers with Eidouilons
>Slow blink dagger
>No priority in ganking
>Miss hole or don't understand how to walk to hole works
>Barely understands how to apply Malefice to DISABLE or chase

Are you ready d2g?

Are you ready for the full power of the pinoy crowd?
Weekend games gonna be hype as fuck.

>>145107382
Honestly, Bloodrage as a position 4 is the only hope he has of being viable anymore

>>145102178

>le LoL gap closer on every hero xD

Neck yourself.

>>145107386
>how to apply maleface
Dont you just click an enemy hero?

>>145107347
I can stream something for you cutie :3

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>>145100087
why am i so shit?

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>>145107537
>Walk into teamfight
>3 targets
>One of them is getting nuked down
>Oh shit i better Malefice him for barely any magic damage to steal that kill!

>>145106971
>>145107118

I called my lane using the system valve put into the game that everyone uses
I indicated my lane, indicated my hero, flashed the icon on jungle repeatedly

theres no telepathy involved. I told my allies I was jungling by using the minimap. If they choose to not believe me, whats the point in telling them where I'm going?

>>145108025
>I called my lane using the system valve put into the game that everyone uses

Yet you failed to open your mouth you mouthbreathing retard.
Some people can literally pick superior jungle heroes to kick dumb cores out of the jungle.
For example if someone picks Chen then you'd have to be full-blown retarded to still want to jungle that WK instead of going safelane or whatever.

That shit is entirely on you.

POST MMR GRINDING TUNES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0

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>Do the Tiny, my favorite hero, quest
>Me ooga
>Team booga

>>145107502
no you have to iron talon in the jungle to get a 4 minute level 6 and start ganking and raping with your early fucking midas and then you build euls to stop TPs

>>145108283
Not that guy but if someone wants to jungle a stupid hero, I might not agree with it but I'm not going to try and kick them out
Starting stupid ass fights like that before the game even starts is a good way to ensure a loss. Just don't be a knowitall cunt.

>>145106738
>Jungle
Trash

>>145108283
except that meepo is a superior jungler to chen or enigma
this is 6.87 you shitter, iron talon exists and jungling is no longer about "LEVEL 1 SKILLS ONLY XDDD"

broodmother, venomancer & meepo are faster junglers than enigma, chen & enchantress

its not my responsibility to educate everyone in the whole world on how to jungle efficiently or what heroes are good junglers. Valve put in a system for calling your lanes, I used it, anyone who fucks up and picks a 2nd jungler or 2nd mid or whatever after its clearly indicated on the pick screen is in the wrong and responsible, no ifs, no buts

What the hell am I supposed to do when esports is offline jeeeesus

Why can't we have 24/7 tournament

>>145108424
>Not that guy but if someone wants to jungle a stupid hero, I might not agree with it but I'm not going to try and kick them out

Yes trying to brute force someone into going with the more sensible option is wrong. Let's just allow all these idiots to do as they please so they can keep on delivering those losses to you.

>>145108548
>IT IS CURRENT PATCH

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>>145108637
Gosh anon you're so principled
I'm glad there are people out there like you ruining games with bm so that Dota 2 as a whole, prospers

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>No good streams to watch
W-What do /d2g/?

>>145108635
>Why can't we have 24/7 tournament


ti quals are literally 24/7.

oh god i hope they brink back eu hub this year, i miss it so much

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>>145108548
>except that meepo is a superior jungler to chen or enigma

So I'm talking with some 2k mmr sub 1500 matches played player that doesn't even have a basic understanding of the game? The fact that you think that the jungle is purely about farming speed is downright hilarious.

>>145108637
except that your "sensible option" is wrong and you're worse at the game than the guy doing le ebin meepo jungle, because he actually knows how to jungle fast and you're a shitstain who thinks enigma is better at it, which makes you wrong

you're the kind of person that would sperg out and say TINKER GO MID DONT GO JUNGLE WTF TINK REPORT TINKER HE JUNGLE LMAO when tinkers tend to average 12 minute travels in mid lane but get 7 minute travels + level 8 + 1000 gold when jungling from level 1

>>145108791
wait 4 hours you mong

>>145108791
Play Runescape

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>>145108791

>>145108635
why can't we have 24/7 qualifiers?
Well on the other hand tier 100 esports is pretty boring unless there are good storylines like veggies and nodignity

>>145108760
>I'm glad there are people out there like you ruining games

I'm not the one ruining games. If you brown your pants over not being allowed to go jungle WK over a Chen then that's on you. Especially if you can't even open your mouth and communicate with your team.

>>145108921
get life pls

If someone wants to jungle with a non-jungle hero. I let them. It's better than them feeding down mid because they weren't allowed to farm 90% of the game then not contribute because the creepwave is a better source of exp/gold unless you're a shitter.

>drows attack animation
>fucking Lina tier.
fuck you gabe.

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where is your qt 100% female, no dicks whatsoever, caster dotards?

>>145108892
>except that your "sensible option" is wrong and you're worse at the game than the guy doing le ebin meepo jungle, because he actually knows how to jungle fast and you're a shitstain who thinks enigma is better at it, which makes you wrong

see >>145108874
It's incredibly easy to spot the shitter when they think the jungle is about speed.

>>145096738

>Secret3.0 is unstoppable

They played like shit aside from the fluke that was Shanghai

>>145109153
>the only role of junglers in 6.87 is to smoke gank mid once at level 1 and then go afk the rest of the game
t. 2k

jungling is FASTER and SAFER for cores to farm than lane.
tinker popping out of jungle with 7 minute travels wins games

>>145107382
He's really weak right now because he has no survivability whatsoever
He literally can't do shit other than cast spells in teamfights without bkb or he gets blown up trying to rightclick anything

>I play Blood AFK jungle Radiance
this only works sub 1k though

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>>145109092
that nose, BRUH?

wow ! hot a what habhibity

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>>145109017
>h-he started it

You deserved to lose all those games my man
The fact you think you can stop the trend of junglers singlehandedly is amazing

>>145108360
qty post

>>145108874
>what does the jungle offer?
farm and exp
>why do we go there instead of lane?
since only 1 person can farm a lane, and there are 3 lanes, it's nice to allow teammates to farm the lane while you take the jungle
>wouldn't that weaken the lanes?
not if you are good.

>>145109068
>If someone wants to jungle with a non-jungle hero. I let them.

Then they won't learn.
If they want to lose because they throw a juvenile fit over not being allowed to go jungle with a shit jungler then by all means let them, they deserve it.

>Go jungle
>One of the lanes isn't getting pressured enough because it's solo
>Hit item timings while the enemy is getting uncontested freefarm on a creepwave
>Lose because enemy hit their item timings faster due to said uncontested lane freefarm

>>145109262
nice gank bro

>>145109262
sup coldie

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>he doesn't level bloodseeker correctly

>>145109272
it could be much, much worse

>>145106624
you look a lot like me....

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/84204113

>>145109417
freeeeee tp out??????

>>145109260
I say again, when someone thinks that the jungle is about speed all I can do is laugh.
It's also utterly pointless to try and educate stubborn sub 1500 matches played players like you since you think you actually understand the game and thus won't listen no matter what.

So by all means keep screaming at your allies for being shit when you're the idiot. Can't wait for the next blogpost from you.

>>145109337
>100% chance to lose because a teammate did a stupid thing and I made them feed down mid
or
>10% chance to lose because I let them do their stupid bullshit and I'm playing 1v5 every game anyways

>>145109017
>>145109337
if enigma is going to pick a second jungler, its HIS responsibility to ask meepo "are you trolling"
if he saw meepo indicate jungle clearly and then picked a jungler anyway ITS HIS FAULT

you can't say
>b-b-but meepo should have told his team "I'm jungling not trolling" in chat to be clear~!
because if enigma is going to pick a second jungler, its HIS job to ask meepo if its okay or if he's mistaken. He shouldn't go ahead with the 2nd jungle pick without being sure where meepo is going. Meepo was unamiguous by indicating jungle, enigma never even indicated a lane

>>145109265
>He's really weak right now because he has no survivability whatsoever
He has good HP gain. Its not like you could build Phase + Drums and just get whatever you actually need.
Or Wind Lance + Treads, since Wind Lace solves 90% of his mobility problems

>>145109364
>enemy outfarms you and you lose
lmaoing at your life
just kill them for memeback gold
just pick moar cores than them so you win the game

>>145106624
did you link to the wrong profile or what? i dont see anything overtly wrong here

youre not on a lose streak, your items and shit look normal

the heroes youre spamming are not the greatest but you can win with them

>>145109265
>He's really weak right now because he has no survivability whatsoever

That's why you build Heart, with Heart and Bloodrage you'll be full HP the entire game without exceptions.

>He literally can't do shit other than cast spells in teamfights without bkb or he gets blown up trying to rightclick anything

Which is why you play like a Weaver, burning people with amp Radiance damage while being really fast, they chase you to get rid of miss chance and damage your team cleans up, they ignore you they miss attacks and constantly lose HP. you don't run in and right click people because you don't have the items to do that yet


>this only works sub 1k though

Buy a ward and Jungling works just fine at every MMR until you start seeing coordinated smoke ganks shitstain

>>145109292
Has nothing at all to do with "he started it". I simply prefer to break bad habits of bad players so they stop ruining matches for others.

Immature people like them deserve all the losses they strive for if they can't adapt and learn over throwing fits.

>>145109364
>go jungle
>lanes are 2-1-1-1 vs 1-1-3-0
>our safelane gets freefarm
>our jungle gets freefarm
>our mids go even
>their safelane gets freefarm
>they have no jungler

we get 2 freefarm carries and a mid core
they get 1 freefarm carry and a mid core
we win because 2+0.5 > 1+0.5

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>>145109716
>Immature people like them deserve all the losses they strive for if they can't adapt and learn over throwing fits.

The lack of self-awareness here is astounding
If we ever play together I hope you're on the other side of the river

>>145109716
so you ruin matches of players who are playing serious and to win and not trolling, because you want to stop them from "ruining matches for others" and while they are trying to play the game, you're throwing a hissy fit and feeding because you want to teach them to "adapt and not throw fits"

RELIGION OF PEACE :^)

>>145109334
>>wouldn't that weaken the lanes?
>not if you are good.

Wow, this delusion is pure gold.

>>145109557
Yes, nice dunning kruger. It's entirely the other person's fault, the Meepo player did nothing wrong. Why shouldn't he communicate with his team? Why not try and work with his team for a solution?

No instead he blogposts about his "stupid team" on d2g.

>>145109763
>Enemy trilanes against a solo offlane
I'm trying to understand this...

>>145109923
thats how you zone out a solo offlane

>>145109923
>I'm trying to understand this...
I'm trying to understand this...

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>it's a carry doesn't say a word all game and won't teamfight game

>>145109919
meepo is never wrong except when he builds mek or heart. That kind of meepo should be killed.

>>145109878
Who is the immature person, the one not caring if they win or lose or hte person throwing massive fits and going mid and feeding because "mommy, someone stole the jungle from me with a 100x superior jungler!".

>>145109901
>so you ruin matches of players who are playing serious

Except they're not. If they did then they wouldn't start crying and start intentionally feeding and shit.

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>neo-mud golems are literally just prometheans from age of mythology

nice game doturds