Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/

Rum is disgusting.

Grog > Rum

Already over? What am I supposed to do with my day now?

>SEA MONKEY TEAMS CHEATING
>THEY STILL LOSE
KEK

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alright this is starting to look better

xd TriHard only REAL KANG can buid: perfect pyramid TriHard TriHard . WE WUZ KINGS! WE WUZ KINGS! TriHard TriHard TriHard And my pyramid still higher! mu TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard

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/matumbaman/

>>145063578

what kind of a shit pirate ship captain are you

>>145063525
>Was the MVP win over liquid a fluke/just a bad day?
MVP banned running wolfman. Liquid lost their shit because they couldn't handle the teamwork from MVP

How long before the janitor deletes this one?

Post your strongest dota meme, winner gets a suprise

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So why is twitch meme cancer okay in these threads now?

Any other games today?

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What's next for him once he remembers EG is pure trash?

>>145063651
Dunno, it's pretty pathetic 2bh

>>145063656
PipeHype JUMALAUTA PipeHype ETTÄ PipeHype TUNTUU PipeHype HYVÄLTÄ PipeHype OLLA PipeHype NESTE PipeHype FANIHOMO PipeHype

>>145063656
Holy shit is he salty, being a major dick to both nahaz and charlie lul

This panel is a disaster

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>>145063247
really need more of fem tidehunter =(

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>>145063601

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>>145063709

retiring, just like all the trash players: rtz, ee, zai, ppd

>>145063709
What happened to him?

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If someone abandons the game shouldn't be scored. period.

make abandoning hell though.

>>145063580
they're not soundproof in LoL either, they never are in any game. or more accurately they might decently muffle outside sounds to be almost unhearable when combined with white noise generators but they will never not take vibrations from the crowd unless you hang them from the fucking ceiling. the fact that you think they're soundproof in LoL is just a statement on how by the balls Riot has you cucks that nobody dares to mention this

who's the brown guy in the panel?

>>145063694
no

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wtf is wrong with the makeup on purge and nahaz
i just noticed that they look really feminine with eyeliner or some shit wow

>>145063495
Stop butchering the OP you cretin

>>145063560
God bless Remy

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>>145063723
Hes just mad because he spend all of his neet-bux on bernie.

>>145063618
thanks la
didn't get to watch that game from shoddy internet

on an unrelated note, can someone post the thumbs up sunglasses faceless void?

>>145063854
He's feeling the bern?

>>145063795


doesnt matter riot just pays salaries to their pro video gamers so who gives a fuck who wins they all get paid anyway rofl

>>145063823
Is that DemonDota ?

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>>145063823
Will Jimmy win American qualifiers with his Peru crew?

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>>145063854
IS THIS FUCKING REAL???

>>145063854
>an entire thousand dollars and some chump change

Literally what he gets for one panel session at a valve event

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>>145063854

>>145063854


no

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>>145063854
Also he gave it to a wrong guy, that says bernard not bernie.

>>145063854
im not american, is it common for low income people to throw money at political candidates that have infinitely small chances to win?

>>145063916
Is demon really in peru?

>>145063737
jesus

>>145063795
They were at least 2 earpieces/headphones in lol tourneys.

1 for voice chat
1 for in-game sounds
And 1 big one just to muffle out the outide noise

>Fucking dotaretards actually think cheering for the team you support is cheating
Holy shit

NEW SECRET ROSTER IN 4 MONTHS:

1. EE SAMA
2. DEMON
3. SEXYBAMBOE
4. BULBA
5. PIELIEDIE

>>145063594
>eu 7
miracle- is from EU

>>145064002
>low income people

you're pretty stupid

>>145064017
The fuck? How can you hear one if you have the other on? How does that even work?

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>>145063854
AHAHAHA

>>145064048
Miracle is from Jordania

>>145063854
You realize that purge probably makes 6 figures from his youtube alone right? That kind of money is just chump change to him. Stop being so jelly

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Post >yfw Finland wins teh dotabowl

>4chan shitting the bed again
JAP MOOT
FIX YOUR SITE YOU FUCKING SHITSUCKING AUTIST

>>145064017
They were literally shouting "SMOKE" and "ROSHAN" you monkey

Even if the players didn't hear it the crowd tried to cheat

Also you can't soundproof stomping and shit

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>>145063854
>tfw unless sanders runs next year that money is going to Clinton or charity

Better hope it goes to charity at least lmao

>>145064056
he's definately not making >50k annually since he constantly complains about his student loan payments
and you know throwing his cash at bernie who wants to remove existing debts

>>145064080
Lebanon, actually

>>145064080
Half Polak, half Jordan afaik, Mother is polish

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>>145064098

>>145064081
well he's gonna need that income, cause he sure ass hell wont be invited to another Valve event with buzzkill attitude

>>145064048
he is half EU same as Kuro

The esl one Manila crowd was better to be honest. They were just as hype but they didn't scream smokes and ganks.

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>>145064017
>>145064068
It is the same in dota retard. Newfags forgot all the controversy?

>>145064080
>>145064148
and born in poland with polish citizenship, therefore EU

>>145064203
HOW CAN YOU HEAR THE OTHER HEADSET IF IT'S NOT ON YOUR EARS?

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>no one bans Naix against Moogumbo
okay.

>>145064187
That's what you get when the ticket is only 10$

I literally don't even know the number of the patch we're on

>>145064146
Its actually Jordan and Poland. Check his Liquidpedia.

>>145064220
pretty sure he lives in jordan m8, he would get lynched in poland

>>145064220
I did not imply anything otherwise with stating that his mother was polish. Maybe I should have included that he lives in poland.

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Any kind anon can upload or make a torrent of Today/yesterday games?

I had no internet at home and probally today i'll be internetless too, just download them in dota and upload somewhere, please.

I can't watch the youtube VODs at this moment, neither download them (1.44GB each game).


Please

>>145064224
They have earbuds inside their ears. In ear. They wear a noise cancelling earmuff, this has no speaker or microphone. The one around their neck is being used for the microphone

>>145064124
>dota2 pros are so next level, they have map awareness AND seismological awareness
I bet the audience stomps the enemy team's strat in morse code during the super bowl

>>145064313
Same setup on dota when there are no booths.

>>145064298
The replays? Or the VODS? How are you gonna get the torrent without internet?

>>145064143
Lmao stop making shit up. How he have debt snd not be making 6 figures from his 400k subscribers in youtube?

I dont like the guy either but im not petty enough to make up delusional lies like yours

Guys, remember when EE-sama was The Carry?

>>145064391
I was talking about dota as well. The rotk pic I uploaded.

>>145064397
A torrent of the replays downloaded from dota, i'll download them at my job.

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teach me how to dota

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Anybody wanna play a match with me? I don't have an MMR I'm just tryna git gud after not playing for a year.

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Which dire camp lets me do this?
Oh wait, there isn't one because dire jungle is shit.

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>games are over for the day
>thread devolves into a whole new level of stupidity

see you tomorrow retards

>>145064489
Isn't there an actual site where you can download dota replays just by match id's. Find and use that

>>145064489
I would do it but I am in fucking Australia. 1mb Upload speed is the most I can get in Sydney near the main CBD

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I miss him

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>>145064573

>he doesn't have the nbn

>>145064524
Is it a new champ O_o

>>145064502
holy shit who is this cock dock

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>>145064524
this one you fucking 2k mmr autist.

>>145064524
>Which dire camp lets me do this?

Dire Ancients
Dire bottom medium camp
Dire also has better chokepoint jungling

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>OG 61%
>Liquid 92%

>>145064552
I'll try to find it.

>>145064573
Thanks, i know how you feel. I had only 500kb upload.

>>145064772
value bets

>liquid picks dp + lycan or naix + slardar every single fucking game
>fnatic just allowed them to pick it

explain this dotards

Why is carry dazzle a thing but carry oracle isn't?
Oracle has way more carry potential.

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>>145064635
We dont have fiber installed yet in this area mate

>>145064772
>Liquid 92%
Well that's a fucking value bet

>>145064860
how the fuck is dazzle carry a thing

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>>145064635
>that generic fiber speed
>faster than 99% of au

Now I know why you fags just stick to shitposting

>>145064887
2k baka

>>145064880
If I bet now and the values chance. Are my returns based on the current returns or on the changed values?

>>145064887
>he doesn't dazzlator

lmaoing@urlife

>>145064841
>explain this dotards

Fnatic has a bad drafter/coach.

>>145064930
you say this when you yourself speak about a build that only works in 2k so kys f a m

>>145064887
>how the fuck is dazzle carry a thing

People even go carry Jakiro. People are this retarded.

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I want Auroth to vore me.

wtf no more games today?

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>haven't played the game for 3 years
>don't know why i still come here

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>>145065202
just start playing again, you obviously dont come here for the HIGH LEVEL INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSION
do you?

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>>145064906
you dont know true pain

>>145064772
the liquid match will adjust as soon as the winner of mvp/lgd is known relax

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>>145065314

Can we have colored mmr?

1k~2k - Pink
3k Yellow
4k Purple
5k Teal
6k+ Ice blue with particle effects

>>145065425
>2k and below gets the best color
???

>>145065425
8-1k dogshit with sparkles
9-10k sparkles with dogshit

>>145065481
homo

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>>145065314
Fuck Italy

>>145064782
Apparently you can download replays off yasp.co

What hero would make the best gf

How do I find out what K I am? You know how people say they are 4K or 5K?

>>145065425
if it's some sort of shape like stars then its good.
If its flashy 7241 mmr

WUBWUBWBUWBUWUBWUBW SAMPLE TEXT TWJHTUJHWUTWUTWUT

SWAG

>>145065702
Brew

>>145065736
You don't, you just make it up.

>>145065702
Traxex

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>>145065702
Mason

I had no idea /d2g/ was this degenerate

>>145065829
>cuck
>good gf

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Secret.Excalibur

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>>145065829

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How do we solve the whiteness problem of esports? We need to bring in more diversity.

>>145065851
hownu.ru

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>No good streams to watch
W-What do /d2g/?

What is the name of that song when players enter stage?

>Secret.SingSing
>Secret.bOne7

>>145065945

this picture is everything you need to know about america

>>145065990
I'm watching gotards esport while playing blood & gold: caribbean

idk do something

>>145065953
American teams are currently hard at work bringing the most terrorists in

>>145065990
>>No good streams to watch

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZrxXp1reP8E353rZsB3jaA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL7O6Onu0lBcwZ8t-YMgGcw

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>knew that because of The Newbee Rule And Precedent that Defending Champs get a guaranteed invite

how does he do it bros

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What anti virus program did you buy so you don't get ddosd?

>>145066174
>Mars bars
>Coke
>Burgers

>Psychoactive

>>145066234

>coca cola has no caffeine

Epic simply epic

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how you want your team senpai?

>>145066174
the 4k mmr drug

pretty smart wouldn't you say

>>145066324
>30mg of caffeine is noticeable
?

what's a good radiance timing on naga?

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>>145066353
destroyed please

>>145066373
15

>>145065953
The real problem is how all top teams are all male. We need to make it mandatory to have 2 female players in every team

>>145066373
just leave the game and don't waste people's time if you have a radiance by minute 10

>>145066369
degenerate detected

>take Addy
>Receive FREE 1-2k MMR skill

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>realise you are one of the most toxic d2g posters

>>145065953
Overhaul the combat in the game and turn it into a 3d fighting game with items and farming.

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get on my old memes level

why did they add scan to dota when every competitive lan already comes with free scan?

>>145066519
>toxic
fuck off lolbab

Was there an axe game today?

I missed the stream.

is tobi still racist?

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>realize you are the most toxic poster on d2g

based

wish I had more images on this new phone tho

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>>145063854

>>145064000

lol this

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>>145066568

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and who are you

>>145066717
I don't watch meme of memes what's this meme

>>145066692
vod?

Can someone get the IDs of today/esterday lower bracket games?

Liquid vs Fnatic
LGD vs VG.R
Liquid vs NaVi

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>>145066402

>>145066692
Was he memeing or did this really happen

What the fuck is Nahaz bitching about on Twitter this time?

>noone streaming
What am i going to do until tomorrw lads?

>>145067007
He's got to stay relevant somehow.

>>145067051

I started reading The Witcher books desu

>>145066961
it happened all the times during the first dreamleague but it was a good studio tradition
often people sent food randomly to them during shows and since sing/the qpad team lived there for a bit they ate pizza often

>>145066568
Nice meme, but can I get some sniper tips

>>145066613
>>realize you are the most toxic poster on d2g
keep hoping

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>tfw reborn killed my FPS and my NEET lifestyle cannot support getting another computer

>>145066568
>144
>old

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>>145067460
I don't have older

>>145067532
>implying witch doctor gun and caprisun wouldn't be awesome as fuck

KingR out of Empire apparently

>>145067663
Lmao even the qualifier invites are fucked

>>145066780
Someone please?

I'm not even asking for upload anymore, just Match IDs, i can't open dota for a week, i need these ids to watch LB at home without internet.

PLEASE

How come Tinker completely fell out of favor so quickly? Dendi had some good games on him.

>>145067838
lots of bkb heroes were being picked so tinker's kinda useless

>>145067782
dotabuff exists

>>145066763
>>145066961
>>145067115
Managed to find this vod:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIB-V1cDCP0

Sing says that at about 27 mins in the video.

>>145067892
Just rocketspam till they pop it and then wait it out lmao. Just wait it out.

>>145067663
But Abdullin was their starsupport. He was based.

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This spamming faggot is driving me up a wall

I haven't played this game for 2 years, what's changed the most?

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reminder that supports CANNOT be op

>>145068068
Everyones much better now

>>145067663
>>145068043
I just lost interest in them then. KingR seemed pretty based in that one interview.

>>145064502
S-sauce?

>>145067248
midas into dl into deso. Max ur ult.

>>145068056
yo how do you take down a post

>>145068105
>>145068043
https://i.imgur.com/5PRtfwC.png

>>145066043
i think i hear ahmed fucking your wife

>>145068097
the heroes or the player base? I stopped because everyone wanted to coach a team of pubs, but I'm looking to get back into it.

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>>145067948
Thanks senpai

>>145068056
Wrong pic how do I change it.

why is it STR meta now?

>>145067663
Kick or Left

Never forget the Black Holes vs Secret on Rubick. Holy FUCK he was good that game.

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>>145068056
what the figgidy fuck

>>145068282
HP per STR increased, so STR heroes have more HP than before
Base STR increased
Base mana from 0 to 50

>>145067782
http://replay152.valve.net/570/2425188750_280315440.dem.bz2
http://replay153.valve.net/570/2425267177_1421919860.dem.bz2
http://replay152.valve.net/570/2425393743_1814490566.dem.bz2
http://replay151.valve.net/570/2425518994_294090122.dem.bz2
http://replay151.valve.net/570/2425646897_956506184.dem.bz2
http://replay153.valve.net/570/2425850818_1279662739.dem.bz2
http://replay152.valve.net/570/2426001580_248387478.dem.bz2

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>>145068056
>diaperfags

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>>145068056

>cribstuck

Any new good JAV to fap to?

>a crowd of pinoys

Explain this dotards

>tfw all 3 of your favourite teams potentially in the top 4

MVP needs to send XIAO8 back to the dumpster and then everything is good

I can't handle losing games that are complete throws

Especially because most of the time I'm the one who gets a huge streak, but I am powerless in ending the game when my team simply does not push when the enemies are 3-4 down, and ignores me

Or like one recent game, where me and my carry juggernaut were the only ones left alive out of the whole game, and we already downed mid rax, and had ~30 seconds that we could have just throned in, but he went for another rax and ignored me completely, and later we lost

Seeing victory right there, in reach, and knowing that if I had unit control over my entire team I would be able to just end it and end the suffering, but not being able to, drives me completely insane and pretty sure it damaged my health by now

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Fix this useless shit.

>>145068693
They're the only ones that love dota

>>145068701
mvp needs to throw so LGD can beat liquid, cos i doubt they'd lose twice to the same team

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who /M A T U M B A/ here? :DD

>>145068830
>useless
2k mmr posters leave

>>145068830
I got you famillia
Rupture now works like manaleak and stuns

>>145068890
JUST
TP
OUT

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Remember, kids - good guys always win in the end

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Why is tinker allowed?

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>>145063854
At least he doesn't suppose Hillary.

>>145068965
I think he supposes now.

>>145068859
in a dream world the top 4 would be:

1. Liquid
2. OG
3. Newbee (unfortunate bracketing)
4. MVP

because then:
2nd @ Frankfurt was 1st @ Shanghai
2nd @ Shanghai was 1st @ Manila
2nd @ Manila was 1st @ Frankfurt

but really i want OG to win outside of that autism & and I want MVP to place as high as possible so as to get a direct invite to TI6 for certain

>>145068958
Why are you playing wtf mode

>lose to someone whose MMR is higher than yours
>MMR working as intended

>lose to someone whose MMR is lower than yours
>it was a smurf
Explain this.

Ded gaem

>>145064220
Where'd this meme come from?

When he was on the leaderboards he had a Jordanian flag not a polandball one.

>>145068830
thirst bonuses start to work from full hp again
thirst gives vision from <50% hp again, but true sight is given at <25%
bloodrage damage taken amp halved for friendly units
rupture ministuns for 0,1s after 6 seconds

>>145067782
>google dotabuff and a player name
>click on the matches and note the IDS
sounds hard huh?

>>145068830
TP scrolls now have their chaneling duration reset to 3 seconds whenever you take hero damage from an enemy hero within 2000 aoe

>clinkz quest
>get bloodthorn. kill people with it.
okay yeah cool
>windranger quests
>actually be good with windranger, land double shackles
...comeon now.

>>145069260
>thirst bonuses start to work from full hp again

>enemy team misses 10% hp in lane
>suddenly have +60 damage and +80 movdspees

I think I figured it out.
Secret and EG are sandbaging so they don't get a direct invite, thus letting the weaker teams get invites.
That way, once they stomp the qualifiers, there will be more weaker teams at TI so easier title for them.

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>no esports
>thread consists of australians arguing over who has the worst connection

Not even timber mid could fix this

>>145069690
>visiting /d2g/ during europoor prime time

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>>145069690
timber is an offlaner
you saw how much he failed mid

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>>145069690

>>145069776
>max passive first on timber
>get kills 3vs1
>buy vanguard
>tank t2 tower without losing hp
>get more kills
>able to finish the game at the 20 min mark if my team gathers to push
>they refuse to do so
>game stretches for 60 minutes
>I am not tanky anymore
>we lose
>get sent to low priority

i seriously want to kill myself

>>145069903
why is there a flattened person behind him

>>145069943
ur already immortal early game without vanguard
theres NO items you can buy to keep you immortal as the game goes on

so apply some logic you shitter and stop spending your gold on more tank items because "lol im a tank so i should build tank xd"

instead get bloodstone + aghanims + octarine + aether lens
now you have 2x chakrams with 6 cooldown and 1400 range that deal 200 pure pass damage and 110 damage per second

you're a BETTER sniper
dont get in melee range
dont try to tank them

just stay back in fights and keep hurling chakram after chakram from a range

>>145070165

So is sniper literally badtimber?

>>145070003
it's arteezy

Is Echo Sabre good on PA?

>>145070165
vanguard makes me able to literally tank t3 towers at the 15 min mark while being attacked by multiple heroes

i had a very fast bloodstone too, we lost because people refuse to push even when most of the enemy team is dead

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>not getting euls on timber for sick self tornado into hook escapes

Its time to deny urself with the bloodstone, favorite shitters item

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>>145070165
>you're a BETTER sniper

>>145069830

they brought it on themselves

t. aussie

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>RTZ joins secret
>runs home to Peter when everything goes tits up
>everyone mocks him

>universe joins secret
>runs home to Peter when everything goes tits up
>people praise him
I don't get it desu

>>145070285
>to kuro 'kuroky'salehi takhasomi's left

like pottery

>>145069759
>europoor prime time

its 3pm ins not euro time

>>145070410
Nobody is praising that universe faggot
He got exposed in secret for the fraudulent shitter that he is

What's happening to Secret is just funnier, that's why people are focusing on that.

>>145070498
That's when NEETs wake up.

>queue ranked
>nobody from my team picks OP shit like lifestealer/slark/tinker/timbersaw
>someone does once in a while
>check polygon
>support maxed out without any in farming
>Lose


I lost 180 mmr today

How is that no one wants to play timber and rek their offlane, how come does nobody wants to pick omniknight. Why does when they pick it they're absolutely trash?

my last 6 games were all like that.

what the fuck I feel so baffled right now, I am scared to queue ranked again

Why was Navi so outdrafted in the second game?
they didn't had any hero MANLY enough to take on sven 1v1, only chicken shit like furion and BH, and a fucking QoP to make the shit even stinkier

>>145070294
explain to me how vanguard is any substantially better for tanking than bloodstone buildup

vanguard costs 2150 and gives +250 hp. The damage block is irrelevant since you already are next to immune to physical damage, and then +8 hp/s

point booster +vita booster costs 2300 and gives you +425 hp +175 mana. This keeps you alive longer against magic damage than vanguard

>>145070628
>noone picks "op" heroes to carry my shitter ass

>>145070670
the damage block is relevant because without it you can't tank towers as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiGpoJb8_Ic

is this funny?

>>145070663
>take on sven 1v1

Its a 5v5 game and it rarely or never comes down to the carries 1v1ing each other, but rather the carries eating the enemy supports before they can do shit.
The timber pick fucked them more than lycan desu since it prevented their memepush, picking NP into that instead of something like doom was the nail in the coffin

>>145070732
I pick lion if im supporting or WK if I'm carrying and always end up with a positive score.

The thing is that people over extend like actually going past t1s to fight while tower is killing them.

And that's in 3.8 what the fucking fuck

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>>145070779
? you take 0 dps from towers with just max reactive armor
does this look like "cant tank towers well"?

damage block is actually bad against towers because they are low frequency high damage attacks

>>145070851
>always end up with a positive score.
Does that mean shit?
You win or you lose, your score doesn't matter.
Fuck off.

>>145070873
>pa with no itens rushing battlefury
>doctor 0 itens rushing aghs
>0 (ZERO) teleports on a guy diving the shit out of your safelane


lmao

>>145068830
>Rupture mini stuns on cast

>>145070614
so it's not prime time

hey guys, good player here

heres a lifehack:

tower aggro range is 500.

if the towers attacking something and you attack a hero outside of this 500 range, you're won't be targeted by tower autoattacks. you would be surprised how little people know about abusing aggro.

t. tower master

>>145068958
how much mana is that? It seems like a rediculious amount to keep that goin

>>145071118
>What are gg boots?

Did you know that jungle Bs can get 13 min Battle Fury, which is faster than the average AM BF time?

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>>145071015
what good would teleports do?

>>145071259
But then you have both a BS and a BS with useless items?

>>145071259
jungle bs can get like 9 minute battlefury you shitter
in 11 minutes he can straight farm a radiance

>>145071259
Why not Radiance?

>>145068830
make his silence invisible to enemies

>>145071259
>BS
>not building blade mail

reeee

>>145071432
maybe if you reduce the radius

>>145068958
>>145071118
I could 10 salvos of rockets
so thats 10 casts at 180 mana each and 9 rearms at 300 mana each
so he spent 4500 mana just to widdle down those heroes oh waooooow

maybe next time you shouldn't let tinker farm travels aghanims and 4x bloodstones lmao

anyone with a vibe use that spectator thing at the major?

How do I stop tilting?
If anyone does something that isn't "in-meta" I just tilt hard.

>>145071562
Does blood stone stack with itself?

>>145071420
>>145071417
Why is Radiance on BS a thing?
Why did anyone ever think that it was an acceptable purchase on him?
Not saying a Battlefury is better

>>145071209
Wait that shit rearms? I thought it would follow Arcane boots and not rearm

>>145071621
just dont do that

>>145071518
okay but only if range is now global

deal?

>>145071694
Its not good, just better than battlefury.

>>145070586

>Win a major
>Get RTZ
>Knocked out in the first round of LB

It's just funny how blatent it is

>>145071562
Uh, you do know you get FREE REARMS with gg boots and soul ring, right?

>>145071756
damage has to increase from 120/160/200/240 to 100/225/350/475

>>145071669
the +hp +mana and + mana regen do

>our carry rushes deso and vanguard
honestly fuck this game

>>145070663
they probably wanted to kite the sven to infinity, with qop dagger, track, sprout, lycan and venge stun and swap

>>145071719
>Literally "just be yourself":the post

>>145071915
health and dmg what else do you need :)

>>145071887
>mfw 7 slotted tinker in 60 minute game
>buy a backup bloodstone to replace my old 4 charge one
>spending 5000 gold to get +8 charges

>>145071929
shut the fuck up /r9k/

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Guys, hear this out.

Guardian Greaves Tinker
+
Medusa

IT'S UNBEATABLE

FREE MANA
R
E
E

M
A
N
A

>rando calls solo safelane carry veno
>"dont worry guys itll work"
>pick a carry for the offlane and proceed to carry harder
>veno has no impact and is salty as hell

Ive seen more and more people play carry veno, was there a manila game I missed that this happened?

Can you dark pact the shit out of dismember?

>>145072184

kill the tinker noob

>>145072265
Test it yourself retard.
This isn't league you know.

>>145072251
Veno pos 3 is good.

>>145071886
okay but only if it ministuns

>>145072251

i havent seen veno in pro games in many eons my friend

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/4nfset/league_drops_below_30_in_korean_pc_bang_market/
ayyy

>>145072265
You can dark pact the shit out of everything except doom

>>145072303
This guy don't know, rofl.

>>145072265
You can.

>>145072265
>Can you dark pact the shit out of Black Hole?

>>145072353
They aren't switching to dota because MVP keeps getting raped.

>>145072420
>pretending that there is an iota of common sense or consistency to spell interactions in dota 2

lol

>>145072329

position 6 veno is the only veno desu

full wards

u are the ward master

except some of ur wards are poisonous haha

u know when they say ward up hte jungle and then chuckle

u actually do it cause it doesnt cost a cooldown or a cent and then u can put wards down in other places where they least expect it HAHA

the only gold veno needs is soul ring and tranquil boots friend

>>145072467
0-24
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>145072353
>all those rationalizations

every

fucking

time

I think HoNfags still say that HoN has a better engine than Dota 2.

I'm so glad that shitty game is finally starting to die. Without LeL we might have actually had a good Korean scene and an overall higher level of play in Dota.

>>145072680
Korean LCK Player = 4k MMR
Miracle = 2.25 Fakers

>haven't played dota in a week lets have some fun
>two losses
>retards every where.

>>145072847
You're the only constant.
I'm sure if you watched a replay of the games you'd see you did no better than the retards.

>>145072680

peak HoN is still way better than peak dota

and yes, the engine was magnificent, and the non-gameplay features like the UI were fucking clean and spendid.

DOTA 2 AFTER 5 YEARS STILL HAS INCORRECT HITBOX TARGETING OF TREES AND IT WILL NEVER BE FIXED

Which series from earlier should I watch?

>>145072973
>>DOTA 2 AFTER 5 YEARS STILL HAS INCORRECT HITBOX TARGETING OF TREES AND IT WILL NEVER BE FIXED
>He still can't click on what he wants to click on five years later
Do you have parkinsons or something?

All.

>>145072947
>retard team mates can't possibly exist!

>>145072847
>fun
I don't play dota anymore because it wasn't fun losing and getting matched with 2x mmr than you.

>>145073060
>the matchmaking system can't possibly work correctly

>>145072420
You technically can, but you just get the blackhole debuff on again

>>145063854
Better than Clinton desu

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>>145073038

>i swallow cum from gabes fat chode on the reg

get some perspective, dork

>>145065262
You may be surprised but high level discussions happen more often here than on reddit.

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how the FUCK do i win with sand king d2g

teach me

>>145072549
Veno falls off way too quick without veil aghs. Fortunately veil has a fantastic build up and the damage output with these two items is pure cancer.

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>>145073474
>zizek

>tfw you don't see EE throwing any more because Secret is so shit they can't ever gain the lead
Shanghai was so entertaining.

Is there anything better than playing roaming BH? You literally just gank bitches left and right.

>>145073708
playing roaming goodBH

>>145073568
Roam and get kills
Get blink as fast as you can
Veil is a better damage boost than aghs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9g8yPc3VNk

is that what happens when I play her?

>>145073750
but roaming ck isnt that comfy

>>145073785
>Veil is a higher dmg boost than aghs
Youre thinking of old Sand king, aghs is for illusion heros and stupid range

how did noone ever come up with the idea to pick a drow together with your medusa?
since medusa lacks damage early midgame this just seems so logical for me
if you top it off with a venge too youll have damage even if you build defensively with the common linkens, manta, skadi build

>feed early game
>get ganked and killed constantly by SB
>win the game

I don't deserve this...