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CHAMPIONS DON'T STAY DEAD EVER EDITION

>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
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You have 10 seconds to post a voice line quote that describes your gameplay.
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xth for Rumble
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TOONS WON'T PERISH
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>>145060398
>>145060398
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>People inviting you to their group after you perform well in a pub game

is there a better feeling
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>>145060450
BRRRRING!
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>>145060450
CATCH PHRASE
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>>145060420
That's hilarious

Post more funny McCree webms
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How much fucking damage does Hanzo do with his autism logs called arrows?
Holy shit, he and Windowlicker are the ultimate kekers. When they are around it doesn't matter where I ulti from, I'll get keked 90% of the times with one arrow or a bodyshot and tap.
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>>145060464
Junkrat
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this game fucking sucks unless playing with friends and i'm already feel some regret in having paid for it.
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>>145060450
Young punks, get off my lawn!
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>>145060464
Symmetra's alt fire goes through shields. He'll either stay on the payload and die, or be forced to get up out of turret mode and move
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>>145060556
sleep tight reaper
Give me something worthwhile you goddamn jumping bean
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>>145060450
Dweet Dweet Dweet!
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>>145060450
Super!
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>>145060450
Mada mada
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>>145060583
I know, I was hoping the lack of free to play would mean fewer retards but boy was I wrong
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>>145060464
Symmetra's M2 goes through Reinhardt shields and does great damage. Charge up in safety, then poke your head out and shoot it.
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>>145060450
Ooph... AGAIN!
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>>145060625
It's things like this that give me more confidence in my drawing ability.
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What's the most rage inducing thing you can do to someone in this game? besides saying gg ez
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>>145060450
Play Nice, Play Pharah
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>>145060450
Not on my watch
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>>145060625

This shit is about as funny as Dolan memes, like who genuinely finds this funny?

it's fucking garbage
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>>145060450
CRUSADER ONLINE!
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>>145060678
Shove someone into a death pit.
Play McREEEEEEEEEE or sick meimeis
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should i buy this?
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>>145060516
Are you actually retarded? He used to be the shining poster boy of a team of what were basically superheroes.

If you still can't figure out why he'd say that, then please find the nearest body of water, swim to the bottom of it, and take the deepest breath you can.
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>>145060672
It was a "100000 hours in MS Paint" sort of thing
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>>145060678
kill them as Zero Suit D.va and spray a "GG" spray near their corpse
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>Girl talking on the mic
>She is a shit widow
Wonder if I can groom her into my healbot
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>team has 2 Hanzos, a Widowmaker and no tank or support
>pick Mei and keep spamming wall in front of them while spraying cryo in their face so they can't hit shit until they swap or leave

glorious
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>>145060405
>actually killing whole team with ult
Enjoy it while it lasts, anon. That won't ever happen after level 30.
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D.Va best girl
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>>145060603
Don't worry, you'll get your mexican Reaper soon my friend !
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>>145060793
She's pretty gud.
Mercy is better.
Pharah is best
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>>145060678
Pretending Reinhardt takes intelligence to use
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>>145060678
Pick McSkill and make sure at the end it says

>40 eliminations
>40 fan the hammer kills
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>>145060773
She's mentally ill if she's playing a video game instead of socializing with other girls.
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>>145060450
EL OH EL, HEHE
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>>145060771
>tfw I 1v1'd a roadhog as zero suit d.va while jumping around him like a retard and somehow won. only took a whole 60 seconds to kill him. I spammed 'winky face' like 10 times immediately afterwards
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>>145060678
>Full D.Va team on offense. Spam Winkyface or LoL the whole match as a group.
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>>145060790
>me at level 30
>damn, D.Va's ult is basically just a free mech so I don't have to stay in the girl form, this sucks

>me at level 50
>holy shit, D.Va's ult is basically just a free mech so I don't have to stay in the girl form, this is fucking amazing
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>>145060385
>LEAVING GAMES AND CHEATING IS BAD, OKAY? HERE'S A BIG FORUM POST ON WHY.
>but the giant headshot hotboxes are okay for projectiles like hanzos arrows

Thoughts? If you haven't seen the "easy headshot" video I highly recommend it.
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>>145060450
that's how you get tinnitus
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>>145060678
be afk
but don't get kicked
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>>145060897
I like to spam the here comes a new challenger one
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>>145060897
Only your own team can hear the voice lines.
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>>145060678
Play mei. Freeze people, and right before killing them either put down a spray or use your voice line
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>>145060790
>Stand behind literally anything
>Ult does nothing

At least let it to do reduced damage and knockback, fuck. It's basically useless as is, especially if the enemy team has a Reinhardt.
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>>145060928
>Bandicam
>That resolution
>Joke that stopped being funny the day Overwatche's trailer dropped

Underage please leave, thanks
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This is the Overwatch community in a nutshell.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4n9dgl/i_will_never_enjoy_this_game_as_much_as_tpain/d4336r8
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>>145060839
Amazing taste anon
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>>145060678
Pick a hero another guy on your team already picked and say something in party chat along the lines of "you can either have me, top X in the world on masteroverwatch or a shitty *insert hero* instead" and then repeatedly tap on and off Hanzo as a "threat", or some other hero that would be utter garbage on that map/party comp.

Then proceed to bully that player even harder and spam emotes like XD at the end of every condescending thing you say, giving him the blame of everything that goes bad and badmouthing everytime he dies.
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ok
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>>145060928
why do people refuse to use Shadowplay?
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>>145060981
I hear opponent voice lines all the time when they come up to the doors to taunt
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>>145060913
>one involves having an unfair advantage over others
>one involves everyone benefitting from a design choice.
Gee...I wonder.
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How would you fix this character?

You basically need a good one in your, if the enemy got a good Widow too.
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>>145060998
>>Joke that stopped being funny the day Overwatche's trailer dropped
What joke?
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why the fuck do i need to push the payload as fucking tracer

2 minutes objective time

also fuck mei
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>>145061089
>Filename
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>>145060450
SMILE!
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>>145061049
So I'm guessing you haven't seen the video.
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>>145061000
>tpain streams games on twitch
that's hilarious
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>>145060981
Aww. Still 6 D.Vas piss people off at the end of the match.
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we will make it
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>>145061064
Make the charge take longer

Reduce damage on uncharged shots
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>that "rrrrnnnggg!!!" sound D.va makes when she's in combat
Anybody else love hearing her just do her thing?
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>>145060981
false, most of them are specifically directed at taunting enemies.
>haven't I...killed you somewhere before?
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>>145061064
I think she needs a longer charge on full strength shots, but that's about it.
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>>145061064
150 hp
lower firerate on sniper
remove machinegun
pick 2
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>>145061041
I used OBS but I didn't set it, I thought it was funny how shit the video was so I put Bandicam at the top
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>>145061064
Some ideas, not all of them but some
25 less health
weaker smg
slightly larger time to charge full shot
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>>145060450
HAMMER
DOWN
That feel when you can't stop diving into the enemy team when your team needs you on the point
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Reminder this game is actually imbalanced as fuck and counters doesn't excuse the fact that some heroes easily beat the majority of the cast with very little bad matchups and vice versa.
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>>145061064
Weapon sway and kick. Done.
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Back in black.

Anybody changed his name to something edgy, so he can play Reaper as intended?
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POST THE LAST THREAD IN THE OP YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
IT IS THE EASIEST THING OF ALL TIME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>145061120
I have. I don't know how cheating and a design choice are the same.
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>>145061000
It's funny, SJWs have actually made me more misogynist than I had ever been before they started fucking everything up.
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>>145061226
I want to, but I can't think of anything
tempted to buy the game again and ONLY play reaper on that account so people can get extra booty blasted
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>>145061274
>SJW boogeyman
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>turn around corner to see Mercy healslutting someone
>punch her to death under her own team
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>>145061110
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>>145061232
Why? For what reason?
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>>145061232
why? there's a new thread every 4 hours, these things are flying off the shelves, at least wait until the community starts dying down and we finally get the /vg/ signature circlejerkers infesting the general.
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>>145061236
I was relating the "cheating and leaving makes games unbalanced and unfair" to "you have to actually aim with everything but projectiles and that's fair."
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>>145061159
I love and cherish every sound D.Va makes.

I get a boner whenever she says annyeong
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>play the D.Va NERF THIS wubwubwubWUBWUBWUB sound effect over voice chat

ehehehe
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>Phara's E now does 1 damage

Is this good now fellows?
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>>145061000
It's not, though. Reading the comments below that it's clear that some sort of SJW autism squad just downboated and upboated all the pro-SJW comments in some sort of le epic feminism raid.
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>>145061236
>I don't know how being able to hit an area four times the size of the actual head and still getting the head shot is the same as cheating

kek, Hanzoshitter detected.
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>>145061226
Disgusting. Kill yourself
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Streetpig saves local Omnic from alien abduction, praised as hero.
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>>145061274
Goobergate is two blocks down. Take your imaginary wars there.
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>>145061286
>playing McCree
>find enemy Widow just sniping without knowing i'm there
>shoot her ones in the chrome dome to get her to panic
>punch her to death
>"that'll learn ya"
I love how McCree is the only one who has a chuckle after every punch.
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>>145061293
>that aim

not even a console player should struggle this much to hit a cornered target
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>>145061285
Found the SJW! Shouldn't you go be complaining about white CIS males or self-diagnosing whatever the cool new mental disorder is?
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>>145060678
Pick one guy on the enemy team, single him out the entire game. I usually do this to widowmakers. Just sneak past everyone on the other team, if they shoot at you, use your abilities to run away. Only shoot at the guy you picked out. Pass the entire enemy team towards their spawn if you have to. You can't imaging how mad this makes people
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Post insufferable brat
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>>145061325
You still have to aim it. You just don't have to aim it as accurately. You can't just fire it straight up into the air and get a headshot on someone in front of you. People being more aware of the barely around the corner will still hit you deal just means people will duck further around the corner.

I don't understand what the complaint is.
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>>145061440
>SJW boogeyman
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>>145060450
takes a licking, keeps on ticking
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thinking about buying this game but I have a question

I'm a loser with literally no friends

does this game have a matchmaking algorithm that tends to match solo players with solo players? or will I be forced to solo queue against 6 man premades often
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>>145061341
i love that sound too, i pushed somebody off the edge of Ilios and the only thing you heard was his death scream and D.Va saying "ouch" in the cutest way possible. Like "oh-ch"
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>three people over level 100 vs. a level 16
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What are those things on tracer's wrists?
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>>145061285
>>145061402
go back to tumblr and cry about it butter goblins
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>>145061320
>>145061307
BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING EASY AND CONVENIENT AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO CHECK SHIT IN THE OLDER THREADS LIKE NOW

BASICALLY "BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO GOOD REASON NOT TO AND IT'S BASIC GENERAL ETIQUETTE"
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>>145061064

Increase charge time.
-50% ammo
Reduce bodyshot damage by 25.

Fixed.
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Does anyone else hate that there's no scoreboard? It's my single biggest gripe with this game.
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>>145061516
they hold her guns when she's not using them
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>>145061465
We can at least change the models so everyone looks like a football head, right?
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>>145060450
A-MEI-ZING!
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>>145061532
>IT'S BASIC GENERAL ETIQUETTE
autismo
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>Killing Mercy means she won't respawn with her ult charged
>I'm actually getting gud with char's I never even wanted to use
>Bastion + Rein + Mercy camping rarely if ever happens
Why can't Mystery Heroes be a permanent part of the game?
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>>145061528
Classic goobergator in action here lads

>SJWS are EVERYWHERE
>You're delusional my man
>SEE THIS PERSON IS CLEARLY AN SJW
>MUH FREEZE PEACHES
>STOP OFFENDING ME!!!

you're worse than anybody I could meet on tumblr my man j

wonder why they hate you
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>>145061548
I'm glad because people already flame enough as it is, adding a scoreboard will just add fuel to the fire.
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>>145061528
>>>/goobergate/
Go there and take your shit with you. No one cares.
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>>145061535
Blizzard won't make changes this drastic. They already said they're experimenting with tweaks because they don't want to make her ineffective, but do want to make her a little less frustrating to deal with.
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>>145061548
Eh it's not to much of a problem to me, the medal system is usually enough for me to determine how well I am doing / how useless my team is
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>>145061593

i like it
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>>145061532
chances are it will get reposted in this thread
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>join game
>on defense
>leave game

Who else /beating 50%/?
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>>145061590
FUCK YOU KID

EVERY GENERAL ON THE BOARD DOES THIS
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>>145061609
naw fuck that, that's riot mentality

>we're not adding a scoreboard because it's toxic
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>>145060450
ITS ALL COMING UP EXPLODEY
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>>145060450
What a bunch of misfits and freaks we got 'ere. I love it!
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>>145061159
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>>145061548
I'm glad there's no scoreboard, it's an intentional design choice
you don't need to know how many kills your allies did
the medal system is perfectly fine as it is
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>>145061607
freeze peach is a retarded tumblr meme for socialist buffoons, thanks for pointing yourself out
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>>145061680
What does a scoreboard add to the overall performance of the team?
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>>145061548
I don't even notice to be honest. Too busy playing and matches are never long enough for a scoreboard to be interesting.
>>145061571
Nah, that's alright. I'll keep the aesthetic and just adjust my gameplay accordingly.
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>>145061671
>attack only games
Okay.
>Hanamura
Wait, this doesn't work, that bullshit get hard stacked against you if you're with retarded pubs.
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>>145061645
The thing is this game doesn't even have a scoreboard with its own medal system. That would be nice even if not quite enough for my taste.

>>145061609
>I'm glad
>I'm bad
Ftfy
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>>145060678
Spamming "is this easy mode" as D.Va
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>>145061671
I thought being on defense was easier but that's just me
>>145061680
What else would you use the scoreboard besides berating your team/the enemy
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>>145061742
I want to see stats at a glance
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>>145061750

>now traveling to hanamura
>leave game

ez
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Why does Junkrat have a "Happy Birthday" voice line?
Is it a reference to some mad max movie or some explosion thing?
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>>145061491
likely hasn't been placed properly in mmr.
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>>145061680
More like
>we're not adding a scoreboard because it's useless
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>>145061607
I used to be passionate when GG started in late 2014 because I hate people telling me what to think.

Now I realized that I can throw SJW opinions into the trash and play whatever the fuck I want so I stopped talking about it.
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>>145061476
Solo player with no friends here, I have a 60% win rate, so matchmaking seems ok.
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>>145061590
he's right
this has been commonplace since generals were allowed on /v/ newbie
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>>145061274
>>145061000
I don't understand how Tpain streaming can devolve into SJW discussion.


It's really sad how aggressive everyone is about race and gender while playing fucking video games online.
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Is steel the best overwatch player ever?
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>>145061785
You're supposed to use it after tossing a mine and detonating it directly in someone's face.
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>>145060450
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-overwatch/vo/vo_hero/Bastion/Bastion%20-%20Default/12490.mp3
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>>145061821
Literally who?
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>>145061821
YouCute!
YouCute is cute! CUTE!
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>>145061590
It is though
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>>145061571
>tfw you will never have 76 as your stern but loving father and Reinhardt as your goofy but protective uncle
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>>145061671
Defense is way easier, especially on Hanamura and Egypt were it's a free game
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>>145061774
You want to see how big your e-dick is at a glance you mean and shit on anyone who doesn't measure up

The game doesn't need a fucking scoreboard, it breeds the wrong mentality
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>TFW Meimain and everyone hates you
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>>145061891
fack off weeaboo overwatch characters are not even anime -_-
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>>145061714
Says who? Says you? The retarded paranoid goober who thinks all women are the anti-christ out to suppress your casual racism?

this is an 18+ board mate, I bet you unironically believe the NSA is reading your porn history or some shit lmao
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>>145061891
>my precious Shiburin defiled by WM garbage

It's trash.
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>>145061891
ugly samefaced shit, give me Love Live
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>>145061819
It's pretty easy to understand, Tpain shouted, 'triggered like a feminist' when he caught someone in Junkrat's trap.
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>>145061920
pubstomp crutch hero for retards
and useless in competitive

not surprising
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>>145061672
Calm down there, your autism is showing.
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>>145061785
It's a reference to surprise birthday parties, because junkrat surprises you but blowing shit up
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>>145061920
Mei annoys the fuck outta me, but she's also really cute and made annoying on purpose.

My boner, he doesn't know what to think.
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>>145061991
>implying you will never play competitive
>implying you will ever play anything but a pub

I bet you even solo queue instead of play with an actual team lol
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>>145061891
who is pharah?
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>>145061891
i know the other 4, but i don't recognize mei from cg
unless she's deliberately 765 for some reason
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>>145061785
I'd like to know this too. I use it all the time. I just figured it's because he's a bit of a nutter and explosives are kind of like candles on a birthday cake?

My favourite voiceline though is the Sherlock reference Reaper gets.
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>>145061274
>those damn SJWs. making me hate women and shit
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>>145061772
>>145061792
You can more easily identify which players to friend for starters. You think anyone needs a scoreboard to berate you? They dont. I imagine you've all gotten shit on and there's no scoreboard in the game.
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>>145061891
>whitewashing the poo

LOVE IT
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Way too many women want to fuck the garbagegerbil
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>>145061920
I'm a Mei main and I love you, anon! not as much as I love Mei though.
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>>145061891
>Cinderella Girls
No. I want Makoto-Tracer, Iori-D.Va, Takane-Widow, Yayoi-Mei, Chihaya-Sym
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>>145061891
arr rook same
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Post embarrassing potgs
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>not playing HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE in KotH
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>>145062067
>>145062120

>Have joke regarding character
>Play it out
>3 weeks too late some irrelevant tumblr artist makes a comic about it that is 4 panels too long for the joke
>Autists and 15 year olds repost it fucking everywhere

I miss the days of Loss

this shit is fucking garbage
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>>145062024
i think you worded that right but yea i don't think i'll care for competitive in this at all
im just saying those retards who think everything needs to be based in tiers and everyone has to play good characters will hate you for playing the lowest picked hero in competitive play (afaik)
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>>145062029
It's Nao
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>it's a paki fuck symmetra decides to sabotage the team episode
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Is overwatch a bit buggy right now?
Whenever a game ends i get a lag spike about 1000ms+ and then the victory screen is delayed, and potg only shows me a corner of the map.
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>When you double pen a Widowmaker with two Winstons
Widowmaker moans like a whore when you murder her.
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>>145062075
Junkrat is moe
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>>145060556
sleep tight reaper
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>>145061961
wew that's some nice strawman right there
Blow me for associating GG IS ALL LIES BOIS, NOTHING TO SEE HERE, with their origin (SJWs and by an extent Tumblr) right?
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>>145062120
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>>145062163
Stop running into the portal...
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>>145062120
you can tell a woman made this comic

somebody make a webm of mcCree's Spit emote.
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I don't choose to play Winston, I'm forced to.

Because the only thing that keeps me going are widowmaker tears.

From her cute feminine blueberry dick
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>>145062163

wow you got owned.
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>>145062075
>51 hours of Junkrat
I can't help it, I have a thing for the crazies.
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>>145062150
>KIDS TODAY. THEY JUST DON'T KNOW
get the fuck over yourself nigger
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>>145062180
lucio makes a comically bad electrocution noise when you zap him. it's great.
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>>145061064

Widow needs
>150 to compensate for her minuscule hitbox (right now, the fact that she got 200hp and a much thinner hitbox than most assault classes gives her a sort of "shadow EHP" against weapons with spread)
>125 as max charged damage (stops bodytapping, countering zenyatta, consistent with Hanzo)
>Charge time for rifle increased by 0.5 seconds or so (to slow down her time to kill)
>Sniping eats up 10 ammo
>Scope in animation lengthened (to make quickscoping a choice between mobility and dps and not just something you do always)
>The scope shakes when Widow is hurt. The more damage taken, the more she shakes (so if a D.Va is shooting at you from spawn you won't take enough damage to notice, but if Tracer starts unloading on you from behind it's nigh impossible to turn around and shoot her)
>Assault rifle has damage falloff at range (for consistency with other assault rifles in the game)
>Mine no longer displays a "destroyed" message if destroyed
>Wallhacks has a duration of 8 seconds and only works while Widowmaker is scoped in

Hanzo's arrow should probably have slightly better projectile speed as well to make him a more consistent hero. Then maybe he'd start rivaling Widow as a sniper pick.

How Widow got through beta in her current state is a mystery. Too many invites to heartstone players maybe?
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>>145062163
I automatically report these assholes.
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>>145061118
kek
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>Get put in what I can only assume is a korean server
>Full of koreans
>Have 250 ping
Thanks blizz. Love ya.
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>>145060385
How 2 counter le midget man of overheating gun turrets?
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>>145062150
>every time an otherwise decently funny comic is slathered in unnecessary shit like 'dat ass'

Simplicity is the way to go with humor but far too few people get that.
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>>145061961
>m-maybe if I stick up for ugly mentally ill hags online I'll lose my virginity!
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>>145061891
Who is the producer? Winston?
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>>145061293
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>>145062163
>Ophelia: Thanks!
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>>145062202

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_fallacy
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>>145061639

As long as the bitch can REMOVE someone from the game once every five seconds she won't be ineffective.

The fact that Blizzard doesn't realize this shows they have no clue about basic fps 101
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>>145062271
I fucking hate that sound, it's usually the sound I make while a gorilla rapes me in a dome as I try to run away.
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>>145061548
Feel the same way.

I get that it was designed for people just wanting to play casually but for people who want to be a bit more competitive and want to get better at the game, the current ''''''scoreboard'''''' is absolutely fucking useless. It doesn't show you any information for how well you're doing compared to your teammates, it doesn't show elims, healing, time on objective, etc. which are all stats useful for knowing whether or not you need to switch heros and strategy mid-game. Even if it creates a couple of ragers that can't handle their autism, I'll take that any day over being blindfolded to what my team and the enemy team are doing and not being able to compare myself to others to better my own skill level.
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>playing junkrat on illios
>get hooked into the hole
>manage to mine in time and get out
I was fully erect
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>>145062315
Refusecapabara is pretty good for that.
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>>145062141
>using the frog skin to hide the fact that he's black
racist
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>>145062163
>poo in loos fucking everyone else over
not surprising
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>>145060556
Sleep tight reaper :3
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>>145062296
>I automatically report these assholes.
Report them for what? You can't report someone because you got owned
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>>145062275
>widow needs to go from pretty good to rubbish

no

she just needs to lose the ability to bodyshot one hit people that's all.
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>>145062315

Reinhardt + Anyone who can aim
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>>145062157
I have seen this happen to me once
they had "Riven" in their name so I called him out on his tier list whoring and got POTG with a clutch overtime teamkill with Mei ult what won us the game
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>>145062120
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>>145062275
>people need bigger hurt boxes
>hanzo needs faster arrows

Don't ever even begin to think about balance in video games again.
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>>145062352
>fps 101
I don't think Overwatch is for you, Anon.
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>>145062386
Reporting people who beat you or played badly is common mobashit practice
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>>145062271
i love it, you can tell he really enjoyed voicing Lucio
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>>145062227
>you can tell a woman made this comic

you can tell a brainless cunt made this post
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>>145062410
Are you me

I literally had that happen to me 1:1
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>>145062386

Harassment, it is literally one of the report options. Not that you'd know, you are probably a griefer yourself.
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>>145062365
But it does, it shows you your current medal for certain stats.

it's not the best system, but if you are playing a tank and have no medal in objective time you are probably playing incorrectly.
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>>145062409
just earlier someone who unsurprisingly played mccree told me "don't play d.va" on hollywood attack, i went on to lead the charge to the first point in <2 minutes, match his (gold) eliminations, silver objective kills and bronze objective time with POTG.

blown the f*ck out
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>>145062386
It's considered harassment. During beta you were aksed to report Symmetra players that did this.
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>>145062465
>you can tell a brainless cunt made this post
WOAH THERE
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>>145062465
Nowhere there does it say they're a man
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I want to hate fuck Mei
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>>145062378
You caught me
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>>145062410

>PotG
>it's Junkrat killing himself with his ult

Nice algorithm there Blizz.
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Woah guys are we in the overwatch general lets talk about overwatch characters and our games instead of how much we hate certain people

How about we post some good feels?
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>>145062557

That's a low five though.
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>>145062565
NO YOU SEE, HE GOT 3 KILLS.
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>>145062598
what's the difference
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>>145062542
I want to love hug D.Va
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>>145062565
>not taking a lickin' so your team keeps on tickin'
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>>145062542
I want to tenderly fuck Mercy
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>>145062585
good feels?

You mean tier list right?
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Your next loot box will be GREY-GREY-BLUE-GREY, /owg/.
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>>145062393

>Widowmaker
>"pretty good"

If you aren't describing Widowmaker as "absolutely insane" or "what the actual fuck was blizzard thinking?" it probably means you haven't played against any actually competent Widowmakers yet.
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>>145062378
Maybe he's using it so he doesn't have to look at Lucio's disgustingly happy face. Seriously, I knew a guy who was overly positive, hyper and fake happy about everything once... Hated his guts because of it.
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>>145062626

One is up high, one is down low.
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>>145062662
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>tfw main Widowmaker and feel like hot shit when I use my Ult
You're welcome team, you now have wallhacks.
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>>145061692
What the hell is wrong with d.vas face.
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>>145062539
>M-Marko MIGHT be a girl's name!
easy there lad your head needs to catch up with your fingers
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>>145062693
if a bridge goes under the water instead of over it it's still a bridge
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>>145061907
The game doesn't need correct hitboxes, it breeds the wrong mentality
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>>145062662
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>>145062664
>got 5 crates yesterday all WWBW

doesn't help that I went full solo and tanked my winrate to 49.7% from 53%
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>>145062662
You can damage boost with mercy?
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>>145062662
No I meant good feels and your list sucks ass and if I had reaction images on this computer I would post something to the effect of >>145062721
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>>145062223
>thumbnail
>Torbjorn's beard looks like an ass
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I'm about to buy a PC what do you guys think of this build for Overwatch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhTR-fJJF9s
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>>145062662

In widow weaknesses, just copy paste this image.
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>>145060385
I don't know who was collecting edgy reaper players but here you go.
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>>145060678
Play Mei and ice wall teammates pushes and ults all the time. Try to make it look like you're not doing it on purpose, but for the good of your team. Apologise for your incompetence but refuse to switch heroes.
"Sorry for blocking your whole hog but their X was about to kill you. I saved you and you just rage"

Do not use the "sorry" voice line or they will realise your game. Use A-MEI-ZING! instead because you believe that you're doing a fantastic job with your Mei.
:^)
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>>145062662
>Lucio
>Shits damage

More like shit damage. I mean he contributes but you don't ever run into Lucio as any non support hero and go "Oh shit its Lucio, better run away"
>>
>In defense
>doing well
>enemy team never gets to cap point
>1 minute left
>pubbies get hungry for kills and all leave the chokepoint to run towards attacker spawn
>everyone dies alone
>6 man attacker team runs and caps point

EVERY FUCKING TIME
IM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FUCKING IDIOTS
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Highest level you've seen thus far?
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>Try out Zenyatta properly since I got Sunyatta skin for him
>Die when the wind blows a bit too hard
>My team keep running out of LoS and are always split into groups of twos so harmony orb never stays on anyone
>No reinhardt means I just can never go into anywhere where widow might be able to bodyshot me

Holy shit Zenyatta bros, how do you do it?
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Is your MMR touched when you play with a group, or does it only count for solo play? Most of my friends are shitters, but I still play with them anyway.
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>Widowmaker on attack bitches we're not pushing
>calls us shit for getting stalled out by a Mei
>ask why she can't kill the Mei for us
>says it's because Mei is behind a wall
Why does Widowmaker attract these people?
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Rate.
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>>145062813
>>>/g/stupid+questions+thread
>>
>champion
Neck yourself.
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>>145062841
iirc pushing someone over the edge kills them immediatly
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>>145062854
Who gives a shit you fucking faggot?
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>>145062684
I fucking hate Lucio for this shit.

>"Look at this team! We are gonna do great!"
>team is absolutely shit
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>be on attack
>all you need is one good ult
>be on defense
>need to be good for 10 fuckingminutes

fuck that shit
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>>145062854
I believe it averages out the MMR of your group.
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>>145062838
>Not using "Ay, chill out"
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>>145060771
I think D.Va's salt spray would be more rage inducing desu
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>>145062871
Guaranteed replies

Widow isn't even as imbalanced as retards say, I've played against MONSTER Widows and just chased them away with Winston.
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What music do you listen to with your most played heroes, /owg/?

Torbajorn: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q

Widowmaker: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tOqmrNvfoHk

Symmetra: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SnvzYXtdeTo

Soldier: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vblaTqrLEdI
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>have my gold pepe skin for lucio
>gold dress for symm
>shark man for roadhog
>handsome blonde 76
>gold pharaoh for zan

>just need explorer for Winston

who gives a shit about the rest really.
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>>145062880

Yes it does, that's the only reason to fear Lucio 1v1. If you are between Lucio and a ledge then you are free to shit your pants.
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>>145062921
one thing needed for defense: fags staying on/near the point.

Jokes that this is where most groups fail, right before the match even started.
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How is Winston viable?
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>>145062852
the orbs stays for 3 seconds after breaking los
move when you hear/see her shot
there's always a spot where widowmaker can't hit you
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>>145062921
>Arin when he was still moderately attractive
boy that takes me back
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>>145062824

>Headshot monkey when he jumps in
>Widow Submachine gun has 130dps
>Monkey has 50 dps
>Monkey starts at 200hp, widow at 150 (50 lost from jump impact)
>???
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>>145062841
>Lucio is not a threat
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Matchmaking works perfectly and is never imbalanced.
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>>145062315
Soldier76 is the best counter
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>>145062662
That list was made in the beta, right ?
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>>145062838
Shut the fuck up, Ettienne.
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>>145062964
I don't listen to music as I'm a tryhard.
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>>145062974
>tfw you have all the skins you really wanted for your characters
>xp and loot crates mean nothing to you now
>leave shit games
>play fun games
I've reached enlightment
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>>145063001

Lucio is a threat but not because of his gun, UNLESS he is booping you off a ledge. He is great and the hero I have the most playtime as, but I don't carry teams with my amazing M1 headshots.
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>>145063009
LEVEL DOES NOT EQUATE TO SKILL
>>
WHY IS WIDOWMAKER'S SMG ALLOWED TO OUTDAMAGE MY TESLA GUN
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>>145061554
I have no idea how she gets them out.
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>>145062180
Is there somewhere I could download these sounds?

For masturbation purposes
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>check /vg/
>everyone complaining about widowmakers
>play ps4
>windowmakers are hardly a threat
>my team loses almost every game when we have one on our team
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>>145062762
Whats your ign?
I want to block and avoid you.
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>>145062953

Those bodytapping mamas you met at your mmr aren't "monster" snipers. They are the mediocre ones. At pro level it's generally accepted that you counter widow with another widow or TWO Winstons (because you have to assume the Widow will headshot one of the monkeys when they try to jump in)
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>>145063103
Yeah but the chance that a lvl 20 is worse than a lvl 50+ is higher
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>destroy D.Va's mech
>she jumps out and kills you
REEEEEEEEE

no mech D.Va needs nerfing
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>>145062150
>loss is the pinnacle of comedy

Loss isn't even funny anymore. It's like a shitty, autistic version of Rick Rolling someone.
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>>145061607
>goobergator
who the fuck actually says this

literally every time I read this it makes me think the poster is a 12 year old
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>>145062662

>he thinks Zarya is shit
>he thinks Mei is a worse McCree
>he says Reinhardt has gazillion health but Winston who has the same amount and more when he ults has no health
>thinks Bastion is shit on offense
>says reaper is great while saying he's bad at 1v1, which is what he's supposed to be good at

Please learn to play before posting again.
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>>145062841
depends though, hispassive heal and boosted heal means you really need to knock him out straight away, because he can jump around and wallride all over the place and be hard to hit. all the while chipping away your hp if you don't have any way to heal or recover shields.
>>
>Widowmaker
>Widowmaker
>Widowmaker
>Widowmaker
>Widowmaker
>Widowmaker>Widowmaker
>Widowmaker>Widowmaker>Widowmaker>Widowmaker
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>>145063120
Can't help you there, Anon, but the game is young. I'm sure they will be made available.
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>>145063103

Yeah really. I had someone from the other team complain at the start that they were playing against my team with a level 71 and 103 when they are mostly 30-50.

It was actually a close game but my team won so they reiterated "GREAT MATCHMAKING". I guess people just need excuses.
>>
Can I set the character I want on my menu screen?
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>>145062542
I want to lovingly cuddle Mei.
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>>145063128
People complain about snipers in every fps, nothing new.
>>
>roadhog

Is there any reason why Roadhogs heal can out-dps literally everything? It rewards reckless players who stay out in the open. It also allows Roadhog to reset 1v1 situations. Wouldn't it be much better from a gameplay perspective that Roadhog's heal would stop if he takes damage? Roadhog players would have to go somewhere safe to heal and think more strategically about their plays.

>tracer

Why the fuck does Tracer even need heal? She has huge mobility and is extremely squishy. Her recall should be a way for her to get away from a bad situation (low health, about to die), retreat and heal up. But instead it is a instaheal mechanic that allows her to attack immediately again. Isn't the logic behind Tracer that her high mobility balances her low health - but why the fuck give her a heal then?
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>>145062847
114
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>>145063128
Do you notice you play with the same people alot?
I can't get in a game without one other person I've played with at least once even if I wait an hour before matching again.
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>>145062998

>i can headshot through shield
>jump does no damage, right?
>jump has a long cooldown, right?
>monkey has to aim and I don't, right?

The only people who think Winston doesn't shit on Widow are people who are butthurt at how OP she is and refuse to admit that there is something out there which counters her.
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>>145062662
Better tier list
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Can they just remove Widowmaker altogether?
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>4 teammates alive while last point is being taken
>they stand outside of the point and try to snipe them off
>literally nobody contests
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i bought this game last wednesday
why am i with and against these people
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>>145062163
All it needs is that cartoon fall whistle noise.
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>>145063170
>Insecure so he's projecting
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>>145063179

You can just run back to your team though. It's not like you see McCree and he goes all "WHOA THERE" and kills you instantly. And unless the Lucio has great aim AND prediction its not hard to juke his shots.
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>>145063173
>>he says Reinhardt has gazillion health but Winston who has the same amount and more when he ults has no health
Reinhardt has a 2000 hp shield
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I'll b-be your healer anon, j-just don't abuse me...
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>>145063119
She rewinds time for guns to the last time they were in her hands. We know she can manipulate time for objects to the exclusion of everything else because that's how she reloads her guns.
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>>145062315
D.Va can use her E to completely negate his turret and his gun for like 3 seconds and the team can bust it down. Alternatively, she can actually 1v1 the turret and fly off.

If your mech breaks as D.Va her small frame as Hana makes it kinda easy to peek a corner and shoot the turret without taking damage yourself - same deal with Bastion - so there's always a fallback.

Or you can just lob nades as Junkrat and blow it up with your tire if you can't get it with your primary and bomb.
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>>145063170
Agreed, I prefer just goober.
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>>145062539

Marko is a mans name. t. a finn
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>>145063302
>>Insecure so he's projecting
>I'll call him insecure and say he's projecting
wew lad
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>>145063309
>angry face

If you're going to fag up the thread at least do it right
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>Volskovkaya
>keep annoying people by only using flashbang and FtH
>start riding on the platforms
>spray my "It's High noon" poster on the wall
>use high noon on the platform while riding above the point
>kill their team
>it's POTG
>POTG shows my high noon poster as the Overwatch logo

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED

HOLY SHIT, I WANTED TO REAP THE MAD AND THIS IS WHAT I GET
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>>145063285
how the hell can you put pharah in god tier
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>>145063128
I've been seriously regretting getting overwatch for pc.

I'm missing out on fun nowidow games and slaughtering hopeless retards. PC gaming is too frustrating.
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>>145062542
I want to make her pregnant.
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>>145063337
>Insecure so he's projecting
>Gets insecure about being called out so he projects some insecurity
>Now I'm insecure and projecting

Project these insecurities project harder kid. Rekt.
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>>145063335
Have you logged into the website?
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>>145060450
I'M A ONE-MAN APOCALYPSE
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dead game
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>>145060484
>meeting some portuguese guys who all play pretty well and invite me and my friends to theyr group

It's the best and its so much more fun with competent people.
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it's actually hilarious how hard a good widow breaks this game

it's super blatant that blizz didn't take into account at all that people can be good enough to consistently land flick headsots
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>>145063309
Healsluts are for abuse only.
Maybe you get a headpat if you damage boost me at the right time
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>>145063295
If there is any real MMR, the level 121 and 140 are shit enough to be put with 20's and 30's. Most say level doesnt mean anything but I usually see 90+ shitting on people under 20.
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I thought you guys loved Widowmaker's ass, what the hell happened?
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Looks like Blizzard are the ones who are reaping the mad.
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>>145063383
Oh noooo, I'm so insecure, I'm just projecting all over!

Here's your reply :^)
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>>145063308

Cool. Zenyatta has infinite health when he ults. Guess he has the best health in the game now.
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>>145060556
slep toight raper!
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>>145063449
Apparently getting headshot by a sniper makes people go crazy. I don't really get it.
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Is there a reason why I can't find my player in Master Overwatch?

ID is

Alhazzared#1245
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>>145060912
It has a lot more utility than "free mech". Sure, you're not going to kill people very often, but it's great for clearing areas, and works wonders in preventing overtime when dropped onto a payload or KOTH point right as the timer runs out or you hit 99%.
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>>145060556
why isnt the patient reaper of waiting
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>>145063261

>I can place a shield MIDAIR as Winston
>It does fifty
>dps of two jumps on top of Widow is 16. I fail to see how this is relevant when Widow will kill Winston before his jump pack is off cooldown again though
>If my enemies can't aim, Winston is the best hero in the game

The only people who think Winston automatically counters Widow are people with zero reading comprehension
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>>145063449
Some people are so bad they're unable to switch to Winston.
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>>145063240
>Is there any reason why Roadhogs heal can out-dps literally everything?
because it takes up a skill slot and you have to stand still when using it? Every class already goes off to heal when they're low, the map is filled with medpacks and healers are a class.
Tracers low health makes her easy to kill quickly, not to poke down repeatedly. It's the same as any class that has a shield, she's supposed to be squishy but not die to random AoE that wasn't even aimed near her.
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>>145063458
Those aren't comparable and you know it in your heart.
While the anon's point is stupid you can't compare Rein's on demand shield he can pop up whenever and an ultimate.
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>>145060556
sleep tight reaper
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>>145062049
What's the sherlock reference?
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>>145063449
I do though.
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How to zenyatta?
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>>145063213
If you have "Highlights" option available you can go into that, exit, and a new character will show up.
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>>145063506
Here you go Anon.
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Alhazzared-1245
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>>145063531
>j-just switch to Winston...

This is what people who have never played against an actually good widow say
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>>145063449
Widow is my waifu
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>>145062120
Okay I fixed this comic. It still is shit but at least its 4 panels and quick.
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>>145063293
B-but what if they shoot me and run my K:D radio senpai? I'm afraid
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>>145063418

>Hey guys, I'm thinking. Those CS players are pretty good at aiming, won't Widow become a bit strong in their hands?
>Nah, I can't hit shit with her so she's probably balanced.
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>>145063596
Oh awesome,

not sure why it wasn't working
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>>145063449
Ignore mad bad Zenyatta posters. Blueberry is love.
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>>145062275
Looks nice. But the easiest and fastest nerf is to just remove that trash character from the game
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>>145063623
not every comic has to be 4 panels
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>>145063623
>fixed

you made it worse
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>http://plays.tv/video/575a9cd84b17bdc590/you-wont-stop-a-true-hero
>Implying Mercy+76 isn't one of the best combos in the game
>tfw she was on my dick all game, using revives just for me and everything

Reminder that this could be you, if there's a decent Mercy who's nice enough to be your pocket medic. If any of you play the based healslut of free revives, consider giving Soldier 76 some extra love if you find a competent one. This shit legit carries games. Not to mention you'll be spending time with someone who can heal you when you're in danger, and Biotic Field makes 76 hard to kill.
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>>145063645
It can be a little finnicky.
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>>145063623
You frequent Awkward Zombie threads on /v/ I see
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>>145063659
Literally perfection
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>>145063673
True, but its ideally 5 would have been awkward, 3 wouldnt have been enough and 6 was too many.

So. Rekt in the anus you little shit.
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>>145062895
Me, that's why I'm asking you inept retard.
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>>145061000
>one of the posters there is a white guy calling others "whitey"
>those are his only posts in that overwatch sub
>he posts in the most girl-only subs
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>>145063623
That's worse, the original joke was great
fuck off back to /v/
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>>145063598
>I don't wanna switch, muh main
ftfy shitter. If you can't get good widow with Winston, it's quite obvious you're fucking bad yourself.
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how do i record dank webms?
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>>145063309
No thanks, i'd rather swim in lava
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>>145062289
UUGHGH THICCER
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>>145063623
>the comic is still shit but at least I fixed it!

fucking incredible.
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>>145063792
Firstly the hardest part for you is to git gud

If you have an Nvidia GPU, use Shadowplay. If you have AMD use OBS (it can record/save locally).
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Where is the new comic Blizzard?!
Where are the new shorts?
Where are the nerfs!?
The buffs?!
THE BANWAVE!?

BLIZZARD ARE YOU THERE? HELLO?
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>>145063743
6 panels is fine
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>>145063728
I want to rub her belly to mirror shine!
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>>145063792
use shadowplay or raptr record then convert it to webm
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>>145063598
You don't even have to kill her. The longer you distract her by throwing your monkey balls in her face, the more time your teammates have to get through the chokepoint, go after her friends, and/or help you finish her.
If you kill her, it's a bonus. Then you drop down on her healer friends and murder them before she comes back.
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>>145063623
Good job
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>>145063743
>I'm a master shitty comics savant. So get rekt in the anus lamo xd

you sure showed him anon
you sure did
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>last point is getting pushed
>Our two reapers on defense would rather chase a single junkrat and die than do anything
Holy shit.
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>>145063598
Please explain how Widow can beat Winston's ass
If she chains away then you jump after her. If she gets backup you jump away. How hard is that?
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>Some retard on /aco/ photoshopped impregnation pictures on someone cumming in Mercy's ass.
I know it was one of you.
You're an idiot and shame upon everything you love
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>tfw padding crit scope stats on dvas and roadhogs
feels shitter man
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Who is the most useful hero and why is it mercy?
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>>145064135
Mercy is best girl, best medic and best paring for soldier 76
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>6 player killstreak as McCree
>kill a junkrat near a medkit
>"I can make it in time, I can make it in time"
>die to his martyrdom
NOW HOLD ON
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>>145063930

>Widow headshots you when you leap at her (chances are she saw you all the way from spawn thanks to the absurd uptime of wallhack)
>When you land you realize that Widow has smg that deals 130 dps and can headshot
>you don't and you've already lost 3/5th:s of your heal
>Widow literally guns you down like the animal you are and then goes back to killing your now tankless team

People need to realize that Widow in her nest isn't at disadvantage against a single hero in the game. You need multiple heroes to shut her down (for instance double winston)
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>>145064135
It's lucio actually, but nice try.
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>>145064069
>every McCree's contribution when flashbang is on cd
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>Reaper pressing Q gets POTG
>Someone starts going off on him about how much SKILL pressing Q takes
>He's mad as hell
>Look at the teams
>He's on the same team as the reaper
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>>145064076
what are you talking about?
link?
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>>145064213
Reaper is actually really hard to play though
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>>145064170
Only if you're braindead
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>>145064246
lmao thanks for the kek
>>
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>>145064171
Technically, the health packs are brief heal over times and aren't actually instant. So taking instant damage at low HP even after you grab the pack will actually kill you.

Which is why I love sticking bear traps on health packs.
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>>145064243
>>589141
>>
>Reaper.
>uses a shotgun
>Shotgun pellets disappear after 5 metres
?
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>>145063010
fucking aimbot
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>>145061476
Expect lots of retarded teammates who only play Hanzo and Genji who are absolutely awful. Or torbjörn on attack
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>It's a widowmaker on both teams game
Ah yes, love these games
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>>145064213
Probably made a play he thought deserved it more

Seen quite a few folks that are obsessed with getting potg
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>>145064293
>tfw cuck of all trades
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Allowing multiples of characters is going to kill this game, both casually and competitively.
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>>145060450
IM GAY
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>>145064286
>teleport has you extremely vulnerable, people can shoot you before you can even move again
>people always start spraying at the Reaper who is trying to get inside your team
>[/spoiler]you can't cancel emotes so after a wicked sick Q you want to do a neck slice but you get killed by some shithead level 8 Hanzo[/spoiler]
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>>145064326
here let me... >>>/aco/589141
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>Your APM will never be good enough to get more than a brief disinterested glare from D.va
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>>145064383
>competitively
who gives a fuck?
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dva is no longer slowed when shooting and her HIGH TECH MECH GUNS AREN'T THE MOST INACCURATE THING IN THE GAME
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>>145062998
anyone with half a brain isn't going to just leap at Widow from halfway across the map, in plain view of her scope, though? Take flanking routes, get close enough that you only have to leap once, and watch the spider flail about.
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>>145064404
isn't Starcraft a casual version of Eve?
>>
>join a game
>defeat
lmao
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>>145064461
>D.va is underpowered
>I know, let's make her overpowered!
>>
Who is the most effective tank for King of the Hill?
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>>145064508
>join a game
>objective failed, round 1 lost
>win the next two rounds
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>>145064508
>win game
>moved to more balanced game
>defeat immediately after joining game
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>>145064541
Bobby
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>>145060556
sleep tight reaper
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>>145064482
I know you're joking but Starcraft is a very casual version of Alien Nations
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>>145064471

And any Widowmaker with a brain will be expecting a flanking route because she has wallhacks and a spider mine to scout those out for her.

Now, Winston is decent enough to beat most pub widows. They don't have a team to communicate and peel for them and chances are they aren't Taimou.

But when discussing Widowmaker counters we also need to be honest about what Widow can (and likely will) do in high MMR. Teams counter Widowmaker with double Winston for a reason, and that reason is that a single Winston isn't a reliable counter because of widow's headshot potential.
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>>145061571
>That Tracer and Junkrat just soaking it up.
LOL
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>>145064508
>getting a quick defeat for your forced 50% without having to play a losing game
>complaining
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>>145064541
Reinhardt is the most effective tank in every mode

everyone else is just an off-tank
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Roadhog's hook being hitscan with a travel time is one of the most retarded things of this game
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I have no reason to believe that my actions can sway a game one way or the other.
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>>145064541
I have no idea, but I always go WHOLE HOG
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>>145063285
>Pharah
>Winston
>God tier
As always, these lists are retarded.
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Any "git gud" videos for Mei, D.Va? I really want to know how to play them well.
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>>145064401
Aslong as Reaper can instantly reload by pressing V hes easy as fuck

You have unlimited ammo
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>>145064607
Sooo... They use Winston to counter Widowmaker. They send an extra one to make sure the job is done.
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>>145064661
And so you shouldn't, because they can't.
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>>145064658
Is it really hitscan? Because this explains why I'm so shit on the hog
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>>145064541
A strickland brand propane tank, taste the meat not the heat tm
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>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>no one shoots the tire
>people flee to other teammates, resulting in more tire kills
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If we subtract everybody's age by 3 would it make the characters more interesting?
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>>145064658
...what? I don't think you know what hitscan means
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>>145064641
I wish there were bots for this game that would do minimal effort so I'd essentially be worthless to the team and lose games and painlessly get my forced 50. I guess I could do this while multi-tasking though.
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>>145060450
I hope you learned your lesson.
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>>145064725
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>everyone shoots your tire
>people flee to other planets, resulting in literally no kills
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>>145064704
It doesn't shave off that much time.
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>>145063103
This is true. I've played with lvl 84's who couldn't do anything right. These people mained Hanzo and Genji though so, figures i guess.
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>>145064739
Not really, it'd make the kind-of-screwy timeline more screwy.
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>>145064754
Someone in /owg/ that doesn't know what they're talking about? say it isn't so!
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>>145064693
For d.va:
fly into people, it does 50 damage.
Use your defense matrix while you do it if you're attacking from the front.
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>>145064693
>mei
aim with right click of longer distance
left click when short distance
Low hp? - shift
low hp characters in front of tanks? - E
grouped up enemies on payload, obj? - Q

>diva
diva shouldnt be played as a tank but as a flanker really. Just Shoft into squishy enemies with E on, preferably snipers and such. fuck them up, shift away. thats basically it, also your ulti is not supposed to kill people - if you do A MAI ZING - if not then its alright just get them off the point.
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>>145064658
>hitscan with a travel time
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>>145061232
Seconding. It's useful.
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>>145064174
>omg boys, looks how much of a faggot I am, got I'd love some dicks in my face right now
Here's a tip for you, cake boy. STOP BEING BAD
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>>145064541
>>145064653
Pretty much. If you're smart, work together and your team aren't doing the same, heroes like 76 can become the big 'Tank-Healer-Damage-Dealer' guy leading the show.
Doesn't mean he doesn't need his team of course.
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>>145064658
It's not a hitscan retard
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>>145063550
Someone calls Sherlock a psychopath and then he responds by saying he's a high functioning sociopath.

and then he shoots him the the face
>>
Widow is fundamentally broken and needs a complete overhaul to not be an op piece of shit in the hands of and fuck that picked up the game 20 minutes ago.
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>>145064839
>I'd love some dicks in my face right now
I actually would.
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>>145064778
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>friendly widowmaker from the other side of the map shoots the tire, protecting your team
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>>145064735
>CrossFit
>Doing anything other than send you to snap city
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>>145064739
go back to tumblr
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>>145064909
>amazingly, it was the only useful thing she has ever done the entire match
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>lowest level in the match which includes +100s
>get PotG and 3 golds

OUT OF MY GYM STAR FUCKING SHITS
>>
>play mystery brawl
>lose once as Roadhog at end of King's Row and get Widow
>[HON INTENSIFIES]
>didn't die once and salt ensues
I love blueberry so much. Best girl.
>>
>hero balance issues
>map balance issues
>have to deal with a leaver penalty for leaving games full of idiots

10/10 game.
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>>145064845
>And your team aren't doing the same
I meant 'And the enemy team aren't doing the same'.
If your team ain't working together you might as well try to snipe with Reaper
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>>145064735
>Genji's still a fucking robot
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>>145064735
>mercy x Genji
>lucio x Dva
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>>145064960
You deserve despair, ragequitter
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>>145064972
>>lucio x Dva
literally cute, you faggot
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>>145064968
THIS.
YEW ARR ONRY HEWMIN
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>>145064735
Me as Genji
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>>145064693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7_ULyw8gJo
>>
is winston the worst hero in the game
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>>145064972
Lucio x D.va is cute
They are both pop idols and enjoy each others work while being pretty close in age
People would be all over it if Lucio was white
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>>145064735
>Tracer with no chronal accelerator
>Symmetra with no bionic arm
>Genji is still a cyborg
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>>145064739
No.
The best part about it is that they are all Christmas cake, except for D.Va.
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>>145064960
>leaver """"penality""""
it's a just an xp decrease
it's litteraly nothing
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>>145064735
Me on the bottom right
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>>145064960
Well at least two of those things can be fixed!
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>>145065041
>wahh he doesn't do damage so he must be bad
maybe the worst hero for shitters
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>>145064839

>Points out that good widowmakers can just kill Winston with headshot+smg combo
>WHY DON'T YOU GIT GUD?!!

Yeah, let me just outshoot this widowmaker or something. If I just go for headshots with Winston I'll win the dps race I guess?
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>>145065041
t. Widowmaker
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>>145065030
>highlights
>just mei freezing a single shitter and killing them then going iceberg
>rest are freezing people and teammates mopping up
ebin
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>>145064735
Hot garbage.
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i just want that fucking Mask skin for Mcree so I can be an annoying fuck.

also add me if you wanna play w/ someone that will make you feel better about your skill level

FioshNZ#1553
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>>145065120
That's how you play the character tho
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What do the votes at the end of the game actually do?
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>Lost both rounds of attack on Lijang tower 100% - 0.
>Genji spends whole game respawning.
>Rest of team chases after near a Reaper at the spawn.
>Left with a Zenyatta to attack the point.
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>>145065156
Increase the size of my erection
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>>145062163
What determines which direction people come out of the teleporter?
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>>145065073
soe is such a fucking shill
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>>145065156
you get more experience if you get 5 commendations i think
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>>145065156
A soft kiss on your knob.
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>>145065156
nothing, but honestly they should give a small exp increase. I mean, they already give 20% just for playing in a group
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>>145065197
ugly
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>>145065156
Absolutely nothing. Just give them to your degenerate healslut so they don't have a meltdown
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>>145065156
It's just for your e penis
litteraly nothing
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>>145065137
>NZ
oh right, i should be sleeping
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>>145065180
No shit, her job is to be paid to host gaming events.
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>>145065120
Yeah. Mei combos well with teammates that aren't shitters. The highlights showcase what you are capable of as Mei. You still have to play her and learn though.
Mei's ultimate is a lot like Zarya's ultimate. It works best when combo'd with another ultimate that does high damage.
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>>145064735
Why is Genji wearing clothes
also wheres reaper
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>>145064716
It's not. Turbo shitters just like to say it is so they feel better about themselves when they get hooked for the 10th time that match.
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>>145065171
The most frustrating part of this game is king of the hill, i'd honestly just hanamura, anubis, and volksaya other any koth.
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>>145065180
>shill
it's her job m8
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>>145064735
>Genji is some nerd goody-two-shoes
>not a playboy with gang ties
shit comic
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>>145065243
whO dIS

either james or dez

go2bed
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>>145053794
>Being so bad at this game you think Mei is OP
>Falseflagging so hard

Bitch, competitive scene revealed how underpowered she is by itself. Then people like myself that have actually played her a ton and done well will tell you to your face she's not very good and you're bad.

You're a below average gamer if you don't see how weak she is, that's fine though, you don't need to be decent or above average at your hobby to enjoy it. But you do need to shut your mouth when you're wrong.

>SHE'S SO OP THAT CUTTHROAT PEOPLE DESPERATE TO WIN IN COMPETITIVE GAMES FOR MONEY DON'T PLAY HER

Yeah, she sure sounds OP.
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>>145065260

I never see Mei players use her wall to stop people from getting away from the ult.

Seems like a sort of obvious use of wall now when I think about it.
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>>145065309
Didn't he play a metric shit ton of video games, shown by his personal arcade in hanamura?
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>>145065278
Yeah. You can totally juke the hook. I just always assume it's off cooldown for him so I keep moving when he spots me.
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>>145065293
>you will never be as based as james
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>Lucio is 5'3
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>>145060556
sleep tight reaper
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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MIKpXkMDnN0_9L92dCkbOeX287zmuz9Ai2I0K68Zqrg/viewform#responses
Again please help me choose a pharah skin
Yes I'm very autistic
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>>145065315
take it easy mate, i'm some guy from the states
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>>145065386
Her epic skins are better
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>>145065045
The only thing about lucio that i don't like is his stupid looking pants. Even the flappy pencil hair is alright once you get used to it. But the pants need to fucking go.
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>>145065398
dont mate me u lil shit

go2bed
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>>145065386
Jesus christ anon can you not think for yourself?
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>>145065386
GUNDAM
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Is Mercy past her expiration date?
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>>145065386
Raptorian
RAPTORIAN.
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>Comparing myself to the suggested "pros"
>They all have shit objective time
How do they get anything done
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>>145065386
>he still hasn't picked a skin

Just go with Mechaqueen, christ.
If you want her face to be intact, go for an epic one.
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>>145065073
I want to __be Soe!
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>>145065280
They can be really fun, even the most organised team can get ripped apart by an ult and its just chaos.
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>>145065386
We all have our ailments.
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Why does no one talk about buffing D.va's mechless form?
Give her an avoidance roll/dash or something so she doesn't get instagibbed when exiting the mech and at least has a chance of winning against any hero of equal skill.
Basically make her a two form hero instead of a bad mech with a survival passive that may get a lucky headshot or two.
I think she's be completely fine then.
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>>145065470
Nigga, with all that medicine tech she'll be in her prime for ever.
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>>145061785
All I could remember is Crazy Ivans from Red Alert 2.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
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>>145065470
Never. Her butthole is still tight and fresh and ready for your tongue, Anon.
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>>145065386
Just buy Raptorian nigger
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>only a few hours with zenyatta
>top 3k ranking

I don't understand.
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>>145065470
Just the right age.
30-40 is ara~ara~
12-16 is also acceptable
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>>145065373
And voiced by a white guy
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>he picked mcskill
>block, squelch, avoid player
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>>145065454
No, sorry.
>>145065509
It's not about having her face intact, I already got the white jackal one.
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>>145065371
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>>145065589
dicks don't fit in twelve year olds anon
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>>145065578
But Swiss girls smell like cheese!
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>>145060556
sleep tight reaper
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>>145065607
ZESTY
E
S
T
Y
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99% vs 99% Overtime KOTH
>HEROES NEVER DIE!
Awes-
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT!
>9 players getting revived on the Hill during 99% vs 99% overtime staring each other down
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>>145060556
sleep tight reaper
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>>145060556
sleep tight reaper
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>>145065315
Kill yourselves avatarfaggots.
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>>145065637
Delicious, you mean?
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>>145065338
Shes bad at the top of the top, a place where none of you fucks will be in this thread
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>>145065706
I wish people on console pulled shit like this off.
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This game brings out salt worse than league of legends
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>>145065636
How do you know?
You've never tried it.
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>>145065567
I lost the bomb. Dou you have it?
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>>145065373
>tfw 5'3 asian 100lbs
>tfw people think your height is a joke
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>>145065740
i dont know what that means but sorry for making you upset bub bub
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>>145065793
Here! Hold this!
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>>145065630
Do you enjoy using the white one?
If yes, don't bother with a legendary skin for Pharah and buy something else, like highlight intros, emotes, or skins for other characters. If you play any.
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>Mercy revives me in the middle of a 5v1
Every fucking time.
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>>145060546
>Hanzo
Actually arrow does only 125 compared to widows 150. Just gotta look out for those headshots man
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Real talk: How do I get good with Harambe? I don't want pic related to happen every time I run afoul of McReeeeee.
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Daily reminder that McCree players are cancer.
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>>145065805
>tfw 5'6"
I just say 5'8" since nobody really notices
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>>145060385
>Bastion gets POTG
>Say "Bastion never deserves POTG"
>His entire team agrees and starts giving him shit in allchat
At least we can all agree on something.
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Why the fuck does D.Va's stupid pistol have zero spread, recoil, and a high as fuck fire-rate
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>Level 89 picks Widow on a KOTH map
>Refuses to switch

REEEEEEEEEE
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>>145065775
>tfw you make someone so mad that they look up your career profile just to shittalk you
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>>145065901
Mercy's pistol is the same you gonna bitch about that as well?
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>>145065879
Unless the McCree is retarded and you bait him into unloading his combo into your bubble you can't do much against him, it's like trying to stand against a Reaper. Better off jumping away and finding a better target.
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>>145065901
to compensate 150hp and zero other abilities.
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>>145060450
Maximum charge!
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>>145065768
Wrong.

Decent and above average gamers show why she doesn't work. Any organized team spots her and watches for her.

She doesn't kill people faster than an accurate
-McCree
-Pharah
-76
-Reaper
-Tracer

Arguing that she's op because at the bottom levels because you people can't shoot for shit and get caught alone and try to 1v1 her all the time doesn't mean she's OP, you're just stupid and bad.

YOU CAN STOP BEING STUPID AND BAD
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>>145065951
No because Mercy has no giant mecha with an explosive radius the size of the map
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>>145065901
because she's literally just a pistol
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Is it me or the butt on Mei's legendaries (Abominable / Yeti hunter) got nerfed compared to the stock skins ?
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>tfw got to play doomfist

you guys are gonna hate this hero
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>>145062163
lql
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>>145065901
Because if it was worse you would just rather die as D.Va and respawn rather than goofing around with squishy Hero with no special abilities and shit weapon
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>>145066046
this comic is the cutest
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How to git gud at aiming? No really.
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>>145065373
>>145065805
tfw im a 6'3 god
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>>145065772
I watched OW console gameplay, it looked really painful. Player Lucio couldn't lead his targets, and enemy Zarya kept over-adjusting her aim and just sweeping the room.

Regardless, match in question was tense. Overtime lasted for about a solid 4 minutes as both teams worked hard to keep the Overtime timer alive, even though the point was captured back and forth like 3 times. The match actually ended with that 9 man revive (ALL 12 players now on the point). One of the best games I've played.
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>>145066038
...... that mech isn't much of a threat either, they had to give her something.
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>>145065805
It's okay, I used to write joke greentext about being a 25 year old virgin 6 years ago, thinking that was such a ridiculous thing to pretend to be, and 6 years later, here I am.
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>>145066102
depends if you are on console or PC
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>Get triple kill then a single kill with Tracer.
>Toblerone's turrets get POTG.

I finally got gud and the game ignored me.
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>>145066036
>more silver/bronze medals than gold

ROFL
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>>145066102
Stick your face closer to the screen for a start, focus on smooth movements with the mouse.
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>>145064379
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>>145065114
>points out that good widowmakes can kill his Winston because he can't learn to play a casual game
Exactly, get gud
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>play london map
>we rush through all checkpoints
>last checkpoint
>we can't move forwards
>widow and hanzo shit on everyone
>we blast the frontline away
>doesn't matter our squishies get sniped
Seriously fuck those 2 champions....McCree has atleast to come close to you and bastion has is stationary.Widow and Hanzo are extreme cancer,the damage on botch champions is retarted.Hanzo's E needs a nerf same for Widow Snipes.
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>>145066046
Gosh that's cute
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>>145064735
>crossfit

i don't think she would do that
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Why does Mei call Junkrat a bully?

He seems like a pretty cool guy.
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>>145065896

>Bastion gets PotG getting kills and a shutdown jumping between turret, recon and tank form
>people still shit on him just because of the Bastion meme

poor fellar, he genuinely made a huge impact on the match too.
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>>145066182
>champions
please end your life
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>people greentexting in all chat
fucking reddit all of (you)
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>outsniping the enemy widow literally every single time
>she's 45 levels above you
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>>145066182
Where were your shields luv?
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>>145066124
Meh it depends, I don't understand how people have such a hard time aiming honestly. Snipers I get, but I destroy with Zarya and have decent accuracy, actually been thinking of getting a converter to use mouse and keyboard on xbone since I'm addicted to this game.
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>>145066237
Mei is the fat Tumblrette who thinks any and all men are rapists because she wasn't taken to prom due to being a fat cow
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>it's ANOTHER subhuman chinks pick mcree and say "noob pick hael f u k noob noob" episode
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>>145066237
Mei is a sensitive bitch.
A BITCH.

Any female here who plays Overwatch can agree Mei is somebody who you wouldn't want to befriend.
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>>145066152
Because it's Mei, you should never be getting golds as Mei.

Getting golds mean your team was garbage, I play with competent people most of the time.
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>>145066245
I call those characters how I want you faggot
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>>145066062
>lying on the internet
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>>145066325
>it's ANOTHER anon isn't smart enough to mute his chat so he just complains on owg episode
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>>145065805
tfw 6'2 strongman yet still have no life and spend all my time on video games and 4chan
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>>145061772
being on defense is usually harder as the attack only need 2-3 teamfights won to take the match while defense has to win them all
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>>145065014
cuck
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>>145066392
but that's wrong
so is your english
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>>145066292
M&KB against controllers eh? I'd say that's a bit unfair, but nothing is stopping you.
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>>145066432
nice meme
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>>145060450
>>
why is hanzo the most useless hero in the game
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>>145066040
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>>145066505
What do you mean? that ult gets charged up so fast it's crazy.
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>have only fapped to OW 3D porn animations since I bought the game
>ran out as of last fap

GOD DAMMIT
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>>145066383
:)
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>>145066434
I am not a native speaker and you have extreme amounts of autism if the word "champions" triggers you
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>>145066237
>I-I hate b-bullies like you.
>I beg to differ, I identify myself as a freedom fighter. A misunderstood one.

Mei cannot handle Australian gentlemen.
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>>145066458
I suck at sniping and Pharra with a controller, really the main reason I've thought about it. That and I end up having to carry most of the friends I play with. Could try the elite controller route since it's be about the same price in the end.
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>>145061362
for what purpose?
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>get annoyed because I lost my match due to getting fucked by overtimes
>next team I get put on the team I lost the match too
>we win
>next team I get matched against them
>I win like this

Is there a better feeling than shitting on shitters that don't deserve the win?
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>>145060450
If at first you don't succeed, blow it up again.
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>>145060678

Hearthstone BM knows know bounds.
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>>145066528
s-source?
what comes out?
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>>145060583
Nah, you just have to stop being obsessed with winning.

I'm someone that care a FUCKTON about winning but if you play solo queue just see it as practice for your character and not care about the win. Just make yourself better and have fun.
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>>145066608
literally just practice
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>>145066546
>tfw only able to fap to anime and OW characters do nothing for me
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>people call Widowmaker "blueberry"
>she's purple
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>>145066312
I would have asked her but would have been too shy
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>>145066639
Luluco.
Justice.
>>
What's the consolation prize for a dupe legendary?
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>>145066679
Fix gamma on your monitor.
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>>145066679
I bet you feel dumb now
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>>145066718
200 currency
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>>145066679
Blueberries are not actually blue, they have a violet juice.
Blue is not a natural color, believe it or not. It comes from Azurite and Lapis lazuli
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>>145060464
>team spams down the Reinhart shield from out of the Bastion's los. Junkrat, Pharah, and Roadhog are good for this.
>any of the 2 or 3 counters to Bastion that you presumably have on your team now blow him up
>Widow can snipe him from outside his effective range, Pharah can corner peek him, Genji can just look in his general direction and deflect.
>if the Bastion tries to reposition when the shield goes down just push into him and kill him with anyone. McSkill and Lucio are good for this.
>you did countersnipe their Widow already right? :^)
gg ez. The real problem with protect-the-Bastion comps is that they demand at least 2 to 3 hero switches out of your team and if no one is willing to switch you just get rolled. This is the main reason why he's such a pub stomper. Also, no, an offensive Symmetra is not a counter to a defensive Bastion/Reinhart combo.
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>i play widow
>instantly concentrated by all 6 enemies and can never even get a shot off
>enemy plays widow
>no one even looks at her as she gets team kill after team kill in 6 shots
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I have a problem. I can find a "reason" every single game to pick junkrat. I can not find a reason to stop playing this man. Why are there other heroes at all?
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>>145066679
So are blueberries.
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I just want to be able to skip the POTG. I don't care about it.
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>>145066754
>Blue is not a natural color
what color are these things?
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>>145066546
Liru project just came out anon
why do you fap to flilthy ow animation when wolf girls exist ?
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>>145066805
just leave the game, by the time potg is replaying you've already received your exp
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>>145066767
>on the payload
Missed that part. Symmetra would be good for that actually. You can force the Bastion to reposition with her m2 and then just push him with McCree and/or Lucio.
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>>145066805
>this guy never gets potg
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>>145066805
>leave game
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>hook mccree
>he throws his stun at me
>hook cancels
>he fans the shit out of me and I die
nerfs next week TM
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>>145062083
THIS FUCKING CUNT MEI JUST DID 190 DAMAGE TO ME!
>>
>>145066821
blue food isn't natural

it's colored artificially or not actually blue(in the blueberries case)
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>>145066821
that's purple bro
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God damn blizz really dropped the ball on her design

Looks like a man with downs
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>>145066910
>Roadhog with his magical magnetic hook that pulls you through walls
>complaining
Cry some more.
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>>145066237
she can't handle the bantz
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>stacucks on enemy team
>they have WM and my team is garbage
>somehow me and another Genji manage to carry the shitters 66 defense
>stackers complain about muh randoms
>call him out that if he couldn't carry as Widow he didn't have enough skills
>"lol, Anon"
>his actual face

Chemo'ing two cancers in a single match, feels good as fuck.
>>
>>145066546
"You see these 150HP?" asks Zenyatta, the Omnic meditation master.
"For me this health pool is already empty."
>>145066834
WAIT, IT'S OUT?
>>
>>145066791
Love getting POTG as him, only once has it been with a RIP tire.
>>
>>145066964
just like u
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>>145066821
That is "Cobalt", shitlord
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>>145066731
rek'd
>>
>>145067015
>tfw you blast a squishy that just got mercy ulted with zenny's charge shot
>>
>>145066940
What about moldy blue cheese?
>>
Why the fuck do people try so fucking hard in pubs? It's so pointless to have a big group because you're just going to be forced to play meta bullshit every single game if you want to win

Every goddamn game theres some Widow autist and if your group doesn't have your own Widow autist well EL OH LEL WINKY FACE TOP KEK you're shit out of luck

I'm so tired of this honestly. The meta has been stale for weeks at high mmr and the game is barely released. The fact that Mccree is getting nerfed but Widow isn't right away is the biggest joke I've ever heard
>>
>>145066821
Azure.
>>
>>145066560
>Someone that's played more than me

How shocking
>>
>>145066994
>having shit internet where this happens
laughing at your poor ass right now
>>
>"6 million" players
>i frequently play with same people
sure blizzard
>>
>>145067079
greenish
>>
>>145067015
Yes anon
http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE139061
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>>145067079
>moldy
>blue cheese

anon....
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>colorblind mode that helpls me makes the entire game purple
for what purpose
>>
>>145067113

>bad netcode and/or hitbox = bad internet

t. WoW/HS/MOBA player.
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>>145067124
Servers, and money.

You're not going to be jumping around the planet finding millions.
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>>145067025

Why is it that you people always have the exact same responses everywhere you go on the internet

Its a shame because her gimmick is really fun, suppose it can be a chalked up to a failed experiment ("What if we made a 'man with tits' masculine female character? Would it work?")
>>
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>>145066964
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>>145067003
>bantz
banter is for fucking retards
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>>145067113
It works the other way around, you uneducated swine. And in this case it happens mostly due to Blizzard's retarded shitboxes and hit detection, rather than latency.
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>second Symmetra spams "we need a healer!"
>team runs past the first choke to camp spawn
>enemy widowmaker completely unmolested rapes from a highly visible perch

Signs you're not winning this game
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>>145067185
because the same dumb statement or question gets the same dumb response
>>
>>145066880
You're correct. I main Mercy.
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>>145067180
You need massively bad ping to have hitbox issues in a moba, like in the high hundreds
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>>145060678
Whenever I play Reaper I talk shit like a kid playing CoD/Minecraft hopped up on caffeine.

But the main event is I always add "I'm a marine"

Its amazing how many people still take someone seriously when they say "i will fcukng destroy u"
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you can have sex with widowmaker if you let her pee on your face in public. wat do ?
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>just playing the game
>shitting on this 1 player every time he tries some stupid flank
>get called a try hard
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>>145067128
Someone's dick gonna be bullied hard this weekend.
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>>145067250
Mercy is one of the easiest character to get a POTG with anon
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>>145067228
>Two low level widowmakers
>Ask politely if one of them would consider changing to something else
>They change to hanzo
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D.va deserves to be better

How are they gonna buff her you reckon?

>D.va buffs will come after McCree nerfs

reeee just release an all encompassing balance patch blizzard you've had like a month and a half to collect data from the open beta

You know she's weak and you know McCree and Widow are too strong, just do it !!
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>>145067195
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Widowmaker needs to be removed
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>>145067274
I let her do it, right in my mouth too.
I'm a fucking shut-in, you think I'll ever go outside if I can fuck Widowmaker all day and night until my PENIS falls off?
>>
>>145067263

I assume you're not him. What i was implying is that the faggot is the majority of OW playerbase, aka people who never played a FPS in their lives or played it ultra casually.
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>>145067274
Get pissed on and not tell her that's my fetish.
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>>145067274
Where's the downside ?
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>>145067017
He just does EVERYTHING and does it better than most other heroes. Busts turtles. Fucks up tanks. Fucks up flankers. Massive area denial. Best point defence. Massive damage. Mobile.

Every team should have two junkrats. Or three.
>>
>>145067241

>Opinion on her visual design being sloppy
>Dumb statement

I'll give you resorting to ad hominem is a dumb response but not sure I agree with the former
>>
>>145067301
How?+
>>
>>145067425
multiman revives
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>>145067228
Those are the games I either try to get good with genji or troll my team by picking another copy of the hero they're spamming.
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>>145067425
2 / 3 man revives can easily get you a potg
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>>145067394
Not hi. but I really don't mind the way she looks, then again I don't study what a man with down syndrome looks like so can't recognize it right away.
>>
Any Australians still having latency issues? Since the Sydney Storms my latency has been all over the place.

Sometimes I login and it's 30 ping as usual, other times it sits at 200, 300 or even 400. Today it was fine for about an hour and then just suddenly went up to 600 and stayed there. Had to leave the game I was in.

Playing from Brisbane.
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>be excited to play the game
>first game lose to a 5 man stack with randoms
>next game join on defeat screen
>game after everyone just lone wolfs as whatever heroes they want and lose to actual teamwork
>close game
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>>145067274
...If it's a one-time thing, no.

If it meant on-tap Widowmaker ass for the rest of ever, then fuck man that shit is a bargain.
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Is Roadhog an actual fucking pig mutant?!
Jeus fuck this is seriously creeping me out, Overwatch has mainly just humans and shit, Winston is a talking monkey and there's robots, but a FUCKING PIG MAN MUTANT MONSTER?
>>
>play hanzo for first time
>spam arrows in general direction of enemy
>score headshots anyways
>even if there werent any enemies in vision
>>
>>145067394
yes your opinion on her appearance is in fact a dumb statement
>>
>>145067332
yes, it brings so much no fun into the game its unbelievable. The entire fucking game evolves about killing the other widowmaker basically if its a good player
>>
>>145067454
Yeah I don't tend to let my team die too often.
>>
>>145067274

Honestly not that much of a difference compared to my current pub experience.
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>>145067540
Happens to the best of us
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>>145067081
My secret is that i don't try to win

I just pick what I want to become better with while there's still time and if I win it's just a bonus
>>
>>145067540
>he plays overwatch solo queue
You deserve it mate
>>
>>145067540
I've noticed it seems everyone is playing the weekly brawl, try again there it'll also force you to play characters you might not pick otherwise.
>>
>>145067162
>no inkling hero
overtards?
>>
>>145067546
hey man Junkrat is constantly on fire and they both have permanently black fingernails
it could happen
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>>145067213

The art of her barely looks like her too

She looks like a tranny ingame

>>145067530

Thats fair if it doesn't really bother you, each to their own. It just irks me that the rest of the cast as great visual design and she just sticks out like a sore thumb. Its not like blizzard. Usually their designs are pretty on the ball

>>145067569

Anon pls stop pretending to be retarded. It reflects badly on us all
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>POTG
>junkrat
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>>145067552
Hitboxes are fucked. I'm pretty sure they balanced the entire game around consoles instead of making them different for each platform
>>
New thread: >>145067729

Is 750 posts the bump limit edition.
>>
>>145067383
Hana Song pleases old men for money!
>>
>>145067540
is that a pop reaper?
>>
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>>145067546
>>145067701

Reminder that Australia got nuked to shit during the Omni crisis

Its actually pretty reasonable

>Roadhog voice line: We're all animals
>>
>>145065871
when it comes to arrows 25% of player model is headshots
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>Mcree complaining that our team consists of a symmetra, hanzo, and two torbs
>Everyone responds saying "but it's fun"
>When we lose he asks who he should be blaming because "clearly someone is fucking shit"
>>
>>145067727
I'll admit she's got a jaw Gaston would admire, but it kinda plays into the whole Russian women are stronger then their men stereotype that she's based on.
>>
>>145067727
>[Zarya] looks like a man with downs
lets break this down:
1. objectively false
2. doesn't promote further thought or discussion about her appearance

>but my opinion is valid and thoughtful, why don't you come up with a thoughtful response yourself
yeah mate, why don't you stop being retarded and making a bad example for others
>>
>>145067540
Reap tight, pupper.
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>>145066036
>>
>>145067934

>Objectively false

Well thats your opinion

>Doesnt promote further thought or discussion about her appearance

You know what people on 4chan talk. Calling someone a man with downs is akin to calling them ugly. If you disagree, then disagree like that anon >>145067530

Resorting to ad hominem then trying to back up your poor discussion skills with numbered bullet points is just daft lad
>>
>>145067769
As an old man with money i approve of this.. Now bring me another!
>>
>Double Torbjorn and a Bastion

I sure love playing against aimbot AI's
>>
>>145068261
>cant deal with the worst characters in the game

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>
>>145068261
just pick a widow
>>
>>145068396
Not him but what if there's a Reinhardt defending
>>
>>145068213
>that is your opinion
it LITERALLY isn't which is why it's objectively false
You can google search a man with downs then compare it to Zarya and if you think it's not untrue then you might need to go to optometrist.

>You know what people on 4chan talk.
I'm going to assume you meant how/talk like, and yes, which is why I said a dumb statement receives a dumb response
>>
>>145068374
>>145068396
I never said I couldnt deal with them I play fucking Genji ofcourse I can

Its just boring as fuck and annoying as all hell that the turret I just killed will be up again in 2 seconds BECAUSE THE CUNTS HAVE NO COST WHY
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>finally get a legendary skin
>fucking tracer who i don't play
>punk which is not only the worst tracer skin, but the worst in the entire game
>>
>>145068538
pick widow and pharah
also one rein can't guard all 3
>>145068554
>genji
too much effort and not fast enough
>>
>>145068594
Have you looked at Zarya's Industrial and Cyber goth?
>>
>>145068548

>Getting this hung up on semantics

Your pills anon
>>
>>145068554
>BECAUSE THE CUNTS HAVE NO COST WHY

As soon as they give everyone's left click a cost it'll get one.

Torbjorn's turrets need 2 seconds of invincibility to be honest on set up, or some kind of gadget he can throw down at will for building/supporting himself and others.
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>>145068641
ok 3rd worst
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>stack traps on trashmouse
>mfw shitter tracers TRIGGER me
>>
>>145068641
I'd say Tracer's punk is worse than Zarya's.
At least in Zarya's case there wasn't much to ruin by that ugly skin in the first place.
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>playing with 3 other friends
>attack hanamura
>one of the randoms picks genji
>the other picks fucking hanzo
>we already have a decent set of classes
>the one friend who has so far only played mei, hanzo, genji, and junkrat decides to play widowmaker
>none of us are healers because we're already filling the roles we need and I'm sick of playing Mercy
>he refuses to change from windowlicker
>he even starts asking why we don't have a healer

It happens so often, he just sticks with whatever weeb or shit class he decides he wants to play and doesn't change to anything helpful. Won't even touch tanks or support.

How the fuck do you deal with someone like that?
>>
>>145068682
When will Torbjorn just simply become Engineer from TF2
>>
>>145068710
>Junkrats trap does 80 fucking base damage

fucking why
>>
So uh, dVA needs a new ult. It's literally impossible to get a kill with it above level 30.
>>
>>145067219
Nice banter
>>
>>145068738
tell him that you want to win from time to time, and that you will search for new players if he doesn't
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>WM headshots you in free fall after grappling to the top of the building as you exit spawn at King's Row
Can't even get mad at that.
>>
I should never ever get a gold medal for damage dealt as a healer
>>
New (old) thread!
>>145060794
>>145060794
>>145060794
>>145060794
>>
>>145068738
Fight against you natural healer instinct to avoid trouble and grab your ankles to present your blown out rectum at the first sight of confrontation. Call him out on it if you're sick of it.
>>
>>145068875
someone already made a new one and it has 100 posts in it already just delete that thread


>>145067765
>>
>>145068738
>none of us are healers because we're already filling the roles we need and I'm sick of playing Mercy
>whole stack instapicks offense
>mad that pubs don't go healer for them
kys
>>
>>145068972
i didnt make it but its been up for 3 hours
>>
>>145068682
>Torbjorn's turrets need 2 seconds of invincibility to be honest on set up, or some kind of gadget he can throw down at will for building/supporting himself and others.
>there are people in this very general that think Toblerone's turret is anything but bonus DPS for his top tier primary
>>
>>145068770

Coz it has 0 range and punishes unaware people? Junkrat's defense, he's supposed to be good at protecting/clearing an area

>>145068785

Pretty much what Im finding

All it does is clear turrets and traps
>>
>>145068742
Rancho relaxo taunt for Torbjorn when?

>yfw Torbjorn POTG is just Torbjorn rancho relaxing it somewhere over the rainbow, way up high
>>
>>145068785
Coordinate your ultimates with your team like you are supposed to

Gravitron
Blizzard
>>
>>145069148
>dvas ult can kill people already doomed
>not useless

dont kid yourself
>>
>>145068785
>tank
>ult needs to kill people

It's a zoning ult idio bich
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>>145067276
"If you don't tryhard why try at all"
-Grant "b4nny" Vincent
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Is there more fun than playing against terrible Widowmakers or Genjis? They get so mad when I kill them.
Even better when they switch to Bastion, and they still get shit on.
>>
>>145064674
>indicating that Winston isn't God Tier.
>>
>first point of Lijang Tower
>we're rolling in like we normally would
>turns out the other team is entirely Roadhog
>miles and miles of Bacon
>They proceed to get bullied into the ground by our two Meis and the team is forced to break their set up.

Holy shit man, it's a scary thing, turning the corner and there's six fucking Roadhogs staring at you.
>>
>>145064597
underrated
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