/ink/ - Splatoon General

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Not all Octolings are bad people!

No Octolings pls
Octarians are okay

>>145051761
All Inklings are bad people. Stop spreading this degeneracy.

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anemones are for cute
anemones are for lewd

>>145052012
yes
yes

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Found this, does /ink/ know already?

>>145052690
check the OP

>>145052732
ohhh, it's been awhile since ive been here, and seeing that reminded me of /ink/

>>145052995
Welcome back then

Remove N-Zap

god damn these damage caps chafe my ass. I really want to use the Dual Squelcher but the 4-shot kills are a dealbreaker. It's so close to be my favorite but the rage from missing the 4th hit isn't worth it

Haven't played in a few months, what are the new 'meta' weapons? I remember it being mostly octo shot, the gals, and chargers.

>>145055440
Berry Splattershot Pro and N-Zap '83.

Who squidbags anymore seriously

>>145055738
Lots of people

>>145055738
I want Marie to squidbag me

>>145055440
It's pretty similar

alex is a stupid nigger

>>145059585

from NintendoLife?????

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>>145052995

Welcome back, anon!

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I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.

Cute not lewd
http://exhentai.org/g/943526/33d6ecbde8/

>>145061675
That's a very cute panda

>>145062013

not being able to access exhentai. C'mon it's 2016

>>145055738
I squid bag every squiffer I see in solo queue to let them now how useless they are for failing to kill me

>>145062101
What are you talking about, it's a very cute panda, if a bit saddened

>>145062295
Why? Squiffers are not great weapons.

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This fuckin artist.

>>145064727
They're good
Just good

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>>145065271
It's a matter of taste, personally i love all their stuff.

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Somebody needs to know the sauce

>>145065881
Me too
But it's not amazing stuff

>>145066502
You know the sauce retard
In fact you were shown the fucking content

>>145066667
What fanart is?

>>145066502
There's is no way that actually getting this won't end up in disappointment. It just doesn't look worth the trouble, those tits are nasty

>>145067109
I've found other cosplay that Marie has done; her tits are deflated as fuck
There is some powerful push-up technology at play there

>>145067227
You can see some of it from the images previewed, they are certainly flappy as fuck

Anyone interested in squading?

>>145067625
I could. Just so long as we are treated to with a heavily one-sided helping of Warehouse rather than Towers that is.
What is your NNID?

>>145068802
towers sz is good you dumbdumb

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>>145069264
Nah, fuck you. I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt because I actively avoid it when it comes into rotation. But, I just won 6 consecutive matches on Warehouse and the one time it changes to Towers we get steamrolled.

>>145071024
Just because you suck at Towers doesn't make it bad

>>145071024
try cherry h3

>>145071507
If you want to have a good time but still lose

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>>145071623
true

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We need more sad squids

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>>145074163
Sure

>>145071623
well I pretty much always lose anyway
so why not?

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>>145074163
Alright.

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>>145074651
that's the spirit anon
cherry h3 is new meta, I can feel it. the only things I'm having trouble against are lunas (once they get near you, you're fucked), custom hydras (they out range you and always have their bubble charged), and ss pros (I think they out range h3 after the recent buffs).

>>145075553
It won't catch on
It will be the prime choice for competitive contrarians, but it won't be meta

>>145075656
but it destroys gals with its accuracy and it's so easy to use! if you're in trouble, just use your bubbler and rip through the gooks like butter

>>145075798
Gals are shit now anyway
Hydra does its job better one way or another, and even then that job is seriously niche

>>145075957
yeah, hydra does seem like it does everything better... oh well
>niche job
I just shoot shit and spam walls. how is that niche?

>>145075798
>Easy to use
No? A lot of players will be turned off because of its fiddly firing style.

I feel like the European splatoon community might be minuscule

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Holy fuck, the Octobrush is so good now. The buff is the best thing that's ever happened in this game, works like a dream.

Best short range weapon in the game, probably. It's that good.

>>145076247
Setup from a distance and suppress fire using shields for protection

>>145076359
I feel like the Splatoon community might be minuscule.

>>145076485
It's really good now, but no, Carbon still dominates it

>>145076359
The 8 of us from EU that play will enjoy this splatfest facing each other the whole time

>>145076657
Wrong.

>>145076650
In the west it is

>>145076749
Good argument you got there C shitter

>>145076735
I'll enjoy seeing you over and over then.

>>145076880
My argument is I've played the game, used the Octobrush, and can confirm it is better than the Carbon Roller.

Maybe if you played instead of shitposting you'd know too.

>>145076957
Obviously you haven't used the Carbon enough
Dumb fuck

>>145076485
>Octobrush
Remove race traitors.

>>145076342
you get used to it quickly. it's probably the most satisfying weapon in the game once you do
>>145077043
rude

Is buying a Wii U only for this game worth it?

>>145077215
>Most satisfying weapon in the game
That's not the Rapid Blaster.

>>145076657

It's not that clear cut, I think. Octo has so many qualities that make it better than the Carbon, I'd say they're fairly equal.

>>145077305
I'm sure a lot of people here bought a Wii U just for this game. Best money I ever spent.

>>145077305
Couple hundred hours of entertainment if you get into it easy.

>>145077305
yes. you're asking the wrong people, though. of course we'll say yes
>>145077390
such as...?

>>145077390
The way I have them figured out is the Carbon is more aggressive in that it can snatch kills quickly and successively while Brushes in general require more planning and timing since your attacks halt your movement.
But ultimately Splat Roller is still the best.

>>145077807
>splat roller
wew I haven't seen someone use that thing in a long time

>>145077912
Specifically the Hero Roller. It kicks ass on Tower Control.

>>145077305
No, not at all.
Unless you want to try and play in online tournaments, there is no chance you'll ever play with western players.
It also practically requires an ethernet adapter because wifi is incredibly touchy in this game.

>>145077964
Yeah if you're shit.

>>145055738
Squid bagging is so 2015. I spin my woomy around three times when I get a mad ass kill

>>145077594
>such as...?

Splat Bombs, Beakons, Kraken, and light depletion

Faster roll speed, higher range, wider range (almost impossible to miss if you're close enough)

Inks turf and charges specials much faster, inks its feet, has a really fast kill speed (not as fast as the Carbon, but surprisingly fast), no damage falloff like rollers have.

Carbon has the fast one-hit-kill and wider rolling trail, but that's about it. Octobrush is better at everything else.

>>145078123
alright, you've convinced me. if god brush thing doesn't get me to s+99 by this evening, though, you're fucking dead

>>145078123
Octobrush is a filthy Octopus weapon, nulling anything it had going for it.

>>145078074
You sound upset.

>>145078046
Don't listen to this memelord.

>>145078669
Those are all true though

>>145078791
Are not.
If you want to play with western players there's these crazy new things called "Squads".

>>145079001
Sorry, I meant offline

>>145078239

It's hard to describe it unless you've used it, but the brush is just really good in close quarters.

The rapid, nonstop flicks are insane. It just flicks ink everywhere, you have a constant rain of damage that can take out multiple enemies, hits everything around you, and has no cooldown. It inks so much turf in just a few flicks that you get plenty of ink to swim around in, compared to the Carbon's awkwardness.

>>145078348

But anon, it was created by Sheldon. It's a brush made specifically for slaughtering Octos, not an Octo-brush.

It's like getting rid of vermin with rat poison. The poison is intended for cleansing a rat infestation, and named so. It's not a poison from the rats. Don't be silly.

>>145079001
You're not even guaranteed to play against western players in squads.

>>145079390
Unfortunately no, that is not true. Judging by the Octobrush's Japanese name being a reference to a painting of a woman being raped by Octopus, it is indeed an Octopus weapon to be used by Octopus. I am sorry, but you're a race traitor.

>>145079550
Then let me introduce you to these wild new things called "Lobbies".

>>145079583
She wasn't getting raped

>>145079823
>the only way to not play with japs is to purposely fill a lobby with 7 friends
Might as well just play tournaments at that point.

>>145078669
fuck off thatsso

>>145079836
Nothing in relation to tentacles is ever consensual. Whether its the tentacles doing the raping or the tentacles being cummed on. It's always rape.

>>145079912
What is wrong with playing with Japs anyway? The latency is no different.

>>145080087
Unless you're on the west coast, the latency is totally different.

>>145080087
>The latency is no different
LOL!

>>145080169
It isn't though.

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I want to rape Callie's tentacles

ITT latency affects all regions when a game uses wifi connection

Ok next topic

>>145079823
You're guaranteed in that either

Guys I bought Splatoon last week and I think I'm done with it.

As someone who's played shooters, console and PC for years... I can't help but find the game ridiculously stale and overrated.
The ink mechanic is a fun gimmick but after a certain point becomes just that... a gimmick. The close range weapons are ridiculously powerful that the game ends of encouraging ridiculously fast paced gameplay. That wouldn't be an issue if the health pools weren't so low.
The game requires teamwork in competitive but doesn't supply a way to chat with your teammates unless you use a seperate chat client. It's just really silly when you consider it.
2 maps an hour is a shitty design choice.
The ability to mix and match items is pointless when there is gear and weapons that you want to use over others 100% of the time.

>>145080620
git
u
d

>>145080620
OK

>>145080620
The longer-range weapons are much more reliable.

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>>145080620
I too think this game would've been better if the max health was increased.
Oh well, it's not for everyone. See you later.

Personally I'd give this game a 5/10

>>145080620
>2 maps an hour is a shitty design choice.
>allow people to vote on maps
>one map gets voted on 90% of the time
>population dwindles because X weapon with X loadout on X map becomes the only playable mode
Reason behind map rotation is to not have one weapon king of the castle.
Blasters suck for turf war most of the time, but dominate in tower control
etcetc

Anyways, cya.

>>145080784
Faster move speed and higher health pools would be nice.
Maybe slower to regenerate or non-regenerating health, too.

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>DEMOLISH BAMBOO SHOOT VILLAGE
i don't understand

>>145080620
If you did actually buy it you would know half of that is untrue, from long range weapons being shit to 2 maps an hour.

Stop shitposting for the hell of it, your opinion is your own but we don't need to know about it.

>>145081029
japfest

>>145080982
>Reason behind map rotation is to not have one weapon king of the castle.
And that failed, because everyone still just uses the same gun every time.
Especially when you have stupid rotations like Bluefin/Kelp.

>>145080620
>>145080784
>>145080991
High health pools would make 1v1s long as fuck, which is not the point of the game at all. They'd also make them incredibly boring.
Good thing /ink/ isn't in charge of design.

>>145081042
>Waaah anybody with a different opinion is shitposting
Fuck off famm

>>145081130
>still uses the same gun every time
Proof of this? You didnt even say the name of the weapon.

>>145081029
Turns out Callie is a cancer, who knew.

>>145081130
Yeah, and every map, one weapon type gets destroyed and retarded posters come here to whine about it.
>WAAAH MORAY TOWERS SUCKS, CHARGERS ARE OP EVEN THOUGH I CAN CHANGE MY WEAPON AT LITERALLY ANY TIME
It's not Nintendo's fault you won't embrace what they gave you and instead call it bad game design.

>>145081146
I disagree. If kills were about a second long instead of the sub-half second they are now, strafing and player movement would actually matter.
And getting stuck in enemy ink wouldn't mean that you're instantly dead.

>>145081235
Obviously everyone plays different weapons on a per-person basis, but many people just take one weapon in for every situation. i.e. E-Liters and Lunas

>>145081146
Not like double the health, like 1.5x or 1.25x the health. Just a pinch more survivability.

>>145081345
>Obviously everyone plays different weapons on a per-person basis
You still provide no proof of this. Unless you played with the same people over and over again in squads/premades in your whole week of playing, you cannot prove this.

>>145081235
Short range shooters like gals and splattershots tend to do good wherever regardless of rotation.

>>145081307
If we could switch out weapons mid match this wouldn't be an issue, getting stuck with rollers while their team is e-liters on towers wouldn't be a problem if you could switch to one yourself.

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>I made some absolutely without demands free icons
>Please take a look
beautiful

>>145081737
>beautiful

>Kelp Dome Tower game in ranked
>use the overhangs to backdoor the other team's spawn point and take out their snipes at angles they cant even see me

>win game
Fuck snipers

>>145081635
>using gals in turf war
>using gals in tower control
Unless your idea of "same weapons" falls into two categories like "short range" and "others" this is no proof. And if you honestly believe in what you are saying then you might be a part of the problem. You need to get good with a few types of weapons as well as have the clothing for different types of weapons on a map rotation/game mode basis

I love me some octobrush ninja squidding, but you wont catch me doing it on Moray Towers in any mode

>>145081635
>>145082074
You're both retarded

>>145082074
>not using a kraken/wall weapon on tower control

>>145082256
Spoken like a true waifufag shitter

>>145082074
52 gal, wasabi and tentatek splattershots then. All are great on every rotation even turf war. If you played a good 100 games for each game mode and marked every weapon you saw you would see that these are extremely popular.

Yes some weapons are shit like octobrush on towers while some are powerful like e-liters but that's not related to this. Though you would be surprised how many people bring rollers to moray and brushes to tower control despite them being shit.

>>145082256
Well tell us why then, I may disagree with their opinion but it's not retarded.

>>145082074
Gals are amazing on tower especially .52 and .96 deco because of the splash wall

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>>145080620
>he doesnt play long range
sir you need to git gud or else you will fail and get raped by the japanese scum

>>145082342
There's only one waifufag left

>>145082581
Why did you post that unrelated unimpressive video

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>>145082695
i dont know but here let me post this instead

>>145082836
Is this what people fap to these days

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Cute lesbian incest

>>145081345
>>145081615
Im a low-elo shitter but I literally play eveyr single game with the same Kelp Charger, n-zap, or Dual Squelcher.
I have like 114k on Squelcher and like 40K on N-Zap (the red one) and 10k or less on everything else half of which ive used exactly never

>>145083315
I'm S+, and I only use Kelp unless Moray is in rotation, in which case I use E-Liter.

>>145083468
Why not E-Liter all the time? Shitter.

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>>145081737
Yes, she is.

>>145083558
Because the Kelp charges faster and doesn't have the swim speed penalty.

>>145083645
Excuses don't make you any less of a shitter.
Next you'll tell me you only use the scoped versions.

>>145083730
>he doesn't use the range bonus

You all got meme'd on.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/4nfb9y/whats_a_nintendo_ip_that_youre_supposed_to_be_a/d43m0ec

>>145083558
I've used both the regular e-liter and splatterscopes and can tell you it's honestly up to preference. The only time it matters is on towers and mall where scoped e-liters have an advantage with the extra range.

>>145083927
Well played

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hey look
http://www.bpnavi.jp/kuji/item/1615
you can win sweet marie or callie socks and shirt
(also you can participate in 7-11s throughout japan to win a bunch of cool other stuff but there are most likely no japanese 7-11s near you)
if you want to enter:
1. follow https://twitter.com/ichibanKUJI on twitter
2. either retweet https://twitter.com/ichibanKUJI/status/741103269292822528 or make a tweet containing the hashtag #一番くじSplatoon
if you do that from today until the 12th (oops), you enter yourself a chance to win a marie outfit inspired t-shirt and socks, and doing it from the 13th to the 26th enters you for some callie socks and t-shirt
5 marie winners announced the 27th, 5 callie winners announced the 28th
not sure if you have to be in japan to get it but no one here's even gonna enter so real point in reading fine print

>>145083862
>He needs the extra range

>>145084131
>inb4 the shirt only comes in female sized

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>>145084131
A nice idea but... you're right, luck of the draw is not enough of a reason to make a Twitter account. Especially if you might not even meet the competitions requirements for not living in the right country.

>>145084809
personally i don't get why almost no one here has a twitter account

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Goodnight /ink/
Goodnight Marie
Goodnight Callie
Let's all have sex tomorrow

>>145085062
It's a dumb form of social media. If you're into that kind of shit, Facebook is good enough. Not worth making one just to enter contests and find cute fanart.

>>145085085
But anon, yesterday was Sex Day

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o

>>145085307
Every day is Sex Day

>>145085359
Levitating her hat is a previously unknown skill of Callie's.

>>145085307
Where was the Manmenmei for that?

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little weirdo

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Is gear editing still possible after the latest patch? Or will I get banned for trying?

>>145085940
manemmi lewds when

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ikako noooo
>It's hot out, so let's have some shaved ice!
>I got lemon
>blue hawaii
>Heh~ Ikako has Blue HaWAAAAAA

>>145086203
yeah its still doable

>>145086203
you'll get banned so do it

>>145086450
Is this yellow shit supposed to be retarded or savage or illiterate or what?

>>145086629
Savage.

>>145086757
I doubt there's a reason why.

>>145086203
yeah it still possible but i think you need to download the newest update i think

>>145086810
Ever heard of, I don't know...
"Personality"?

>>145086806
This tentacle fawning is always disturbing.

>>145086563
t. buttmad savescummer

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>>145086806
thank you

Wait I read Arowana mall was changed in 2.8
I know it was changed in 2.6 too, but what did they do this time? I havent played much splatoon lately but its my favorite stage...

>>145086927
why

>>145086927

Isn't that image the equivalent of someone kissing a lady's hand

>>145086925
Referring to yourself in the third person and generally acting violent isn't a personality trait, it's a disorder. If there's an actual reason why they're like that - be it they were dropped on their head or squidbagged too hard or were raised by sharks - I'd take it. Otherwise it's just weird.

>>145086925
Savage.

>>145087008
they probably fixed the palm tree/ledge glitch after they unfixed it

palm tree ledge glitch fix

palm tree ledge glitch fix

palm tree ledge glitch door

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>>145087008
I haven't noticed anything different. >>145087026
hands aren't soft and cuddly and cute

I am sexually attracted to anthropomorphized squid-girls.

>>145087013
>>145087026
Because it's not a hand, it's hair. Cold slimy meat hair. Showing affection or even attraction for that just seems off.

>>145087115
>Referring to yourself in the third person
um... moyashi doesn't do that

>>145087254
Neither are tentacles you whackjob.

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>>145087260
I'm not, but that's only because they don't have any squid girls with red hair

>>145087414
Kill all redheads!

>>145087414
>Splatoon will never have delicious Red v Yellow

>>145087613
Burgerking vs McDonalds

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>>145087554
don't get mad just because you're get memed on

>>145087613
what a shame

>>145087668
This is a splatfest I could get behind.
Sadly they cant do Fast Food v Fine Dining because fine dining would have like 30% popularity votes at best, half of which are people just voting it because they can influence the winrates more but still lose splatfest since kiddies will unanimously pick fast food

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Okay, how many of you guys actually like bamboo shoots?

>>145087984
wait, the japfest isn't about candy in the shape of bamboo and mushrooms? it's about real bamboo and real mushrooms? interesting. is bamboo shoot anything like palm heart?

>>145087945
popularity hasn't won a splatfest since the crack ass dawn days of nigger ass

>>145086203

You only get banned if you go online (i.e. enter a match) while gecko/loadiine is still running. Slimy/whoever made it say that Nintendo's servers can detect it.

That's why you turn the console off after you're done editing. It gets rid of any traces of the program, and makes the editing almost impossible to detect.

It's completely safe, as long as you don't screw it up.

>>145088080
it is
no
not sure

>>145088080
lol no, it's chocolate

>>145088154
Almost isn't good enough for me
Something WILL go wrong or I WILL screw it up
Guess I'll stick to rolling

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>>145087409
Says you

>>145088083
But has the popularity ever been more than like 10-12% apart? Like an extreme disparity

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>>145088443
I don't know who made this fix, but good on them

>>145088540
see pirates vs ninjas

>>145088683
i don't like it

>>145088540
even if it was 70/30 the 30% side would only need a 54% winrate to take it

popularity means basically fucking nothing anymore

>>145088775

Oh.

>>145088762
How
It's improved tenfold

>>145088819
i think it looks too jagged especially when it's right next to the anon head
then again the original artist thought it was an improvement so whatever

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>an octoling will never bully your genitals with her underboob
and still no american splatfest news

>>145089207
I just think it's shaped more like Callie's actual head
Original is like a watermelon

>>145088683
fuckin saved
this has always been one of my favorite images

>>145089301
What the fuck is going on with that ass.

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>>145089301

i wanna cum on a woomy's ______

>>145089613
Lungs

>>145089613

Mother

>>145089584
Being choked to death by that bottom.

>>145089587
>tfw our news will never be remixed

>>145089613
squib sister.

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I want Marie to own me

I want /ink/ to play Splatoon.

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>>145090210
I want Callie to own me

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>>145090352
sure start a squad, i got nothing to do

>>145090210
>>145090503
So own as in slavery or own as in sick burns?

>>145090352
babtHUD and the discord goons already ruined any chance of that ever happening again

>>145090603
I want to be a slave to Marie's bum

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Reminder that Marie > Callie

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>>145091093

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>>145091093

>>145091093
Who has that picture of Callie during a Splatfest with a Miiverse post making her say "END CAPITALISM"?

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>>145091093
Not in all ways, but definitely in some ways.

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>>145091706

All the ways that matter to me

>>145091961
Why do they always give Octolings human eyes instead of the weird pointed things they've got going on

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>>145092036

>>145092036
Hmm... make that MANY ways.

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>I am the tentacle of my charger
>Gear is my body and fire is my ink
>I have mastered over a thousand weapons
>Unknown to Splats, Nor known to Respawns
>Have withstood pain to create 3x perfect gear
>Yet, those hands will never hold anything
>So as I pray, Unlimited Eliter Works.

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>>145092420

>I am the ink in my slosher
>Gear is my armour and ink is my sword
>I have mastered over a thousand angles
>Unknown to trading, Nor known to Respawns
>Have withstood pain to create 3x perfect gear
>Yet, this bucket will never hold anything
>So as I pray, Unlimited Slosh Works.

where are the brown squids

>>145093026
getting a tan at the resort

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i want callie to cheer me up after a bad day

>>145093026
in octovalley with the rest of the scum

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>>145093026

>>145093151
you seem upset

well this thread has gone to shit.. I got to filter "callie" and "marie"

>>145093280
he got rejected by a brown octoling and will exact his revenge a la campaign

>>145093280
Why would I be upset?

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>>145093134
I have a feeling that, provided you were yourself an Inkopolis dwelling Inkling, you and Callie would be good friends, affectionate Callieposter.
You'd never date or anything, that's just not how you operate, but you'd definitely get along well.
Cheered up?

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I like Callie

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>>145093026

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>>145093573
well, today i am not actually having a bad day. i just thought it would be a nice feeling.
but that is very nice of you anon.

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>>145093596
She's okay.

>>145093626
there goes inkopolis

This rotation is god tier. Does anyone want to actually play the game?

nnid jaimerussels

>>145093861
Ask again in an hour or five

>>145093861
>bridge
no

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>>145093596
>>145093724
YEAH WELL I WANT CALLIE TO SHOVE HER TENTACLES UP MY ASS
SO WHAT

>>145093994
You'd die

>>145093861
sent. maybe for like 30 mins since I need to get some grub soon.

>>145093861
too busy playing kirby. I would've said yes any other day it's a shame you got banned from the discord

>>145093861
You going to accept?

>>145094225
>banned from the discord
you say that like it's a bad thing

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>>145093724
she's great!
>>145094348
blue board

>>145094225
Which kirby

>>145094348

Based on their words about Pit, Callie worked in mining for a bit

Is this squad happening or what?

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>>145094624

Hopefully she worked as the cave, as I'd love to go spelunking with Marie.

alex is a stupid nigger

everyone type in chat right now alex is a stupid nigger

>>145093861
sorry i'm already twinning with thatsso

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>>145092036
my headcanon is that after leaving the warehouse and before forming the Squid Sisters, Marie got a part-time job as a stripper

>>145094514
mistakes were made

>>145094713
I have a twin squad up. Don't think we'll get a quad going

>>145094225
it's a shame I'm still banned

>Callie has longer tentacles than any other squid
>Marie has shorter tentacles than any other female squid, at least

are they mutants or what

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>>145094624
Heavy labor with Callie!

>>145094998

Marie's tentacles are of normal length when she has them down. They were shorter in her youth though

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>>145094998
Probably just a genetic thing, looking at how their tentacle lengths grew consistently throughout their lives.

>>145094998
wouldn't it be cool if every player's woomy got random tentacle lengths in the text game? I'd reset my game until I got the longest possible length

>>145095303
Nah, how about your tentacle length differs depending on what species of Squid you activately play as?

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>>145082403
>mfw I'm that fag that brings a brush or a carbon to towers
It works

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>Thank you for coming to our live performance!

>>145095553
>instantly seen CAllie's second mouth because of the shading
>cannot unsee

>>145095303

it wouldn't be cool. what would be is the ability to pick a hairstyle when doing the initial customisation of the your kid. Said haiorstyles are affected by headgear just like the 2 default one i.e. peeking out the bottom or completely nullified

>>145095601
I think that's her throat.

>>145094998
They are older than the playable squids so they will be a bit longer, maries is tied up so they're about normal but callies are way too long. That doesn't explain cuttlefish and why his aren't long though.

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>>145095601
what?

>>145095303
>>145095448
>>145095638
These are all horrible ideas, tentacles and hairstyles should remain preset.
Remember Spaghetti's tentacles are too short to do anything with. It's not just about the Woomy's.

>>145095674
>throat
>her neck is not even viable

>>145095734
there is black and grey in the mouth below the teeth, forms a mouth

>>145095731
...Because he's male?

some idiot nigger californian who says he wants to milk the squid only if it is male

>>145095801

there are other boys styles like Ba's, a tentacle pompadour, tentacles down or whatever creative options Nintendo thinks of

>>145095303
>text game
?

How far out of the loop have i gotten

>>145095873
You're just seeing things

>>145096004
This is an incomplete sentence.

>>145095303
>>145096093
NEXT game
sorry, I was on my phone when I posted that.

>>145096143
and

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>>145095873
i have no idea what you're talking about.

>>145095801
who's to say that all yebbies must have the same tentacle length?

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Marie looks so pleading here, as if she's terrified of the rollercoaster
Too cute

>>145095941
They're still the same length, maybe a bit shorters but still, they just tie them up like marie does.

next game when

>>145096191
Okay i thought so but it also sounded like others were talking about some feature Im unaware of.

>spaghetti's tentacles are too short
... for what? Who?

>>145096438
coming Summer 2063:

SON of Splatoon

>>145096421
What? Boysquids tentacles are considerably shorter than the girls. If they were let down they wouldn't even go below their shoulders.
Not to mention they're held in place with a simple scrunchie, Marie's are done up in a large bow.

>>145096558
This chocolate brand must be a really fucking big deal in Japan

who the fuck is jess and what idiot made them a mod anyway

>>145096558
Splatoon grimdark OVAs a la Hellsing when?

nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice
>>145096749
Oh believe me, it is

>>145096958
cmon

>>145096853
>Grimdark Splatoon
Aha, no.

is Marie even actually female
tentacles seem too short

>>145097036

To me

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>>145096958
oh oops
still though
nice nice nice nice nice

>>145097036
BOOYAH SON

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>>145097091
They're not short in the slightest. They're tied up in a deceptively large bunch.

>>145096958
>>145097162
Quite the overreaction.

>>145097162
>Middle is buttoned
Unf

>>145097162
>Skinny
Nope

YOOOOOO, thanks for the c'mon.

What other games do you own for Wii U
You do have other Wii U games right

>>145098135
Smash
Mario Kart
NSMB
Pikmin
Shantae
Affordable Space Adventures
Xenoblade

All I play is Splatoon.

>>145098135
Only mario kart and maker. Used to have smash but that's a lagfest when trying to play online.

>>145098135
you own a wii u right

>>145088434

I can help you with it, if you want.

Just do it. Save yourself the headache.

>>145098135
smash4
mk8
yarn yoshi
clay kirby
xenoblade

Hello /ink/, I was wondering if you guys have a competitive squad to join in tourneys and stuff.

>>145098321
We would rather complain about laggy Japs and post about the squid sisters than play the game.

>>145098321
try the discord, all the actual players are there.

>>145098514
fuck off babt

>>145098514

I'm from the Discord and whilst there's squads there they're far less frequent than /ink/ would have you believe

REPORT ALL DISCORD GOONS

>>145098321
cancer

>>145098135
mario 3d land
pikmin
kart
smash
some other shit I'm probably forgetting
splatoon is all I play on it, though

>>145098627
every day seems pretty frequent to me.

>>145098514
>>145098627
So /ink/ doesn't have official teams right? The discord seems to be for squad matchmaking and circlejerking.

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i want to cum on callie's tentacles

>>145099058
I want to cum on the game disk

Alright, GGs heisen.

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Callie is lewd!

>>145098135
ZombiU
Mario Kart 8
Hyrule Warriors
Smash Bros
Wind Waker
TWilight Princess

>>145099306
ggs man. thanks for playing

>>145098975

if that's you criteria then yeah I suppose so. Personally I go with every rotation you can at least twin

>>145099015
discord came from /ink/. If you want to do a reddit vs /ink/, you'll ask them.

>>145099015
discord goons have been working for months to ensure that /ink/ can never make teams or squads ever again. organizing mass slander, shitposting, reporting, and other attacks against anyone who tries to make a squad here and not in their circlejerk. they want to hold the squad industry in an iron death grip.

it's a damn shame
we let the invaders in, and they took everything from us. they destroyed our culture, our squad industry, our content industry. everything.

>>145099438
All you have to do is ask, and you'll usually get it.