/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

dotsy isn't cute

http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561197996718813
tf2g discounts

/trash/ thread is better

new weapon skin compaign when

>no edition edition
>unfunny meme
bad op s m h

>>145040326
That'd be so good.

does my tf2gfu really like me

>>145040465
>No anime
>no irc memes
>no pottis xd
>no retarded reddit imgur pictures
>OP is tf2 related

looks fine to me

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>>145040563

New update when???

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What mercenary is the girthiest?

>>145041105
maybe after e3?

>Played Overwatch on my toaster of a laptop during beta
>Now craving some TF2

Well, did I make the right decision?

>>145041617
That would be nice but unlikely

>>145042859
Depends, did you pay money for overwatch?

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>>145042972

>>145040220
hugs and kisses

>>145040526
hey you, hey you
i don't think he likes you
i think you need a new one

hey you hey you
i could be your tf2gfu

yeah stay safe you dinks

>>145043545
oh


*dies alone*

>>145043812
That's my word u dink

how can i make my tf2gfu like me

hello

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>come back to tf2g out of curiosity
>sitting at page 10
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes............the

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>Own factory new citizen pain minigun
>Buy an unusual
>Seller wants my minigun as well
>Go ahead and give it to him
>Few days later go to the SCM and buy a new one
>Turns out its the one I traded

What luck

>>145046560
I want an unusual white Russian but there aren't any ones that have been unboxed with the mid tier effects. It's either shell out for a god tier small loan of a million dollars effect or a shit tier nuts n bolts effect

I'm thinking of making a tf2 video like array7 or uncle dane about how to make the pyro not shit. What's the best way to record footage, using that demo thing valve intriduced?

>>145047841
Maybe just a screen recorder.

Or lawena.

Valve's default thing is shit.
Actually I haven't tried the new thing they released. But the old Replay editor was pretty garbage.

*caps hightower*

Who /addictedtomge/ here

>>145048191
Old replay was nice for getting angles you couldn't have possibly gotten with first-person recording, but it didn't list deaths so it was kind of unclear when you actually got somebody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCanJL5BL3E

For my more recent gameplay I've used Nvidia's Shadowplay feature. Doesn't really tax my graphics any more than normal. Gets all of the action I see, but it's harder to keep a narrative going because when I die I don't have free movement of camera.

For the best of both worlds, I'd record demo and use a screen recorder at the same time, and edit them together later.

That said I'm too lazy to do the same myself, best of luck.

>>145048687
>For the best of both worlds, I'd record demo and use a screen recorder at the same time, and edit them together later.
Yeah, that's why I suggested lawena since it lets you record demos but then go back and let you do some editing before you record/render it.

mfw sleep

>>145050358
I'm doing my first med game in a 6's lobby, any advice?

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>>145050576
i dont know im just sleep

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Were these ever finished/released/whatever?

They looked pretty nice in comparison to the current fempyro

>>145050904
"fempyro" should just be the regular pyro model

>39 posts in over 2 hours

who uses this general anymore? is it just dress up fags and hl steel players?

>>145051431
to be fair it's pretty late, especially for east coasters.

>>145051431
its late for NA and early morning for EU

>>145051609
and pretty early for europoors

neets are in bed
everyone else is at work/school

If I get 5 kills in a row I type "play of the game" into all chat

>>145050904
Tf2 doesn't need feminist propaganda fuck off

Go back to tumblrwatch

D E F E A T

Holy SHIT this game is hard to move around in after playing Overwatch. I keep moving badly and stopping in the air and shit, Overwatch doesn't have air strafing so I stopped habitually doing it.

What are the cosmetics with the best cosmetic effects ( halloweens aside)?

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hi please answer poll

http://goo.
gl/forms/1g0hT7jiJoiTMdTD2

>>145053919
fuck off

>>145054130
i will fuck on

>>145053919
>actively bypassing the link filter

what are you doing?

>>145054258
it is poll my friend

>>145054691
if the 4chan mods wanted you to post shitty polls no one cares about the results of they wouldn't make you have to bypass the link filter

>>145055374
stfu noob

>>145055391
nobody cares about ur shit polls

shield on you

go

>>145055391
no

>>145050658
PROCEEEEED THE WEDIAN

I've been gone for a long time, tell me the general opinion on the following items.
>the new Loch-n-Load
>the Loose Cannon
>the Iron Bomber
>the Quickiebomb Launcher

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What is you guys favorite soldier pubstomping loadouts and why?

>Stock
>Buff Banner
>Stock
You have no downsides what so ever and you can just pop a mini-kritzkrieg whenever you're in the mood

Conch is good too if you are under constant heavy fire and there is no medic sucking your dick

>inb4 Escape plan meme

>>145056791
I like the shotgun for scouts and situations where 4 rockets isn't enough for killing everybody.

The direct hit is also good if you know how to pick your fights such that lacking splash damage doesn't ruin you.

>>145055897
NAZREEETHHHHHH

>>145057261
I agree that if the enemy team has a good scout, a shotgun is often preferable.

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http://backpack tf/suggestion/575a0cfac44045285437cdd8

>surfing backpack
>vibri is a jew there as well
what a money grubbing asshole

>63 posts in 6 hours, page 10

jesus christ DEAD


anyway whats the font tf2 uses?

>>145059689
It's a font literally called "TF2". I downloaded it once from somewhere, don't remember where from though.

>>144998053
is this some sort of joke

>>145056073
useless
good if you're good with it
ok
ok for offensive demo

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>>145059689
let me fix that
HEY GUYS IU CHEAT IN BIVDOGAEMZ

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>Using my old picture
You do you

mfw i frag

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>>145060881

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>engi mains will defend this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDgmXgOGkA

shameless self promotion, pls no bully

>>145060946
sops you will never good :)

sops is very good at tf2 he makes me wet

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>>145047841
>how to make the pyro not shit

>fix the degreaser bugs where it doesn't give swap speed buff until it's been out for X seconds and can't airblast immediately after swapping

>backburner now gives 60% self-damage reduction to wearer, like a Gunboats for Pyro- now every Detonator jump while Backburner is equipped will cost 17hp instead of 43hp.

>phlog no longer makes user invulnerable during taunt, and user cannot be healed by a medic while using charge, but provides a heal again during taunt so it's not just a metered version of the backburner

>stock flamethrower's afterburn damage buffed from 3/sec to 4/sec, same as bleeding damage, so you can actually kill people with it

>reserve shooter clip size reduced from 4 to 3 both on pyro and solly

>buff spy so that pyro is more relevant as a spy counter

e z

sops is an outstanding player

non brit eu tf2gs are my favorite tf2gs with no exceptions
except maybe the spics

>>145061221
>>145061514
samefag )

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Friendly reminder that valve has added memes to tf2

>>145061728
Which meme is that one? Aliens guy?

>>145061808
"it is a mystery"

>>145061808
It is a mystery

my favorite tf2gs are the jewish eus that happen to be from israel

>>145061808
it is a mystery

hi guys ama

>>145062050
do u really play in invite with a fake name to avoid publicity?????

>>145056791
>Escape plan meme
retard

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>>145060881
>>145060946
>>145061098
>>145061221
>>145061514
>>145061704
>>145061912
>>145062050
>>145062152


You are not me.

>>145062197
dude it's obvious these were you >>145060881
>>145060946

>>145061273
no

my trip has been hijacked call the jidf

this general is fucked

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>>145062260
some guy actually saved pictures i made and posted and used the same file names its pretty funny actually
heres a picture to prove it but it could be easily faked heh

>>145059689
>>145059756
http://www.teamfortress.com/artwork.php

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Let's see them beat these off

i hope the brits are enjoying ramadan
which merc would enjoy ramadan

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>>145062653
demoman

>>145062485
>twitch emoticon in the filename

wow you're a fucking autist holy shit

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I got your intelligence case right here buddy
Send them scouts home

>>145062692
Better twitch.tv does that, it's a pretty useful plugin for twitch but it does that thing which is annoying.

>>145062351
your opinion for disliking my idea is wrong

>>145062692
Excuse me mister but you are tampering with a JIDF subscriber apologize or face the consequences.

>>145062927
ok

sorry sops

>>145063027
Thank you for your cooperation.

>>145063027
THANK YOU MY FRIEND

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What's that?

why does sops live in israel if he is not jewish

>>145062874
no u

his parents moved there before he was born

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>owning any items released post 2011

why would you move to israel if you are not jewish

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HALT

POST YOUR LOADOUTS NOW

>>145063094
a cardboard cow

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>>145063294

>>145063339
Haha, I can't fool you. You're much too smart for this!

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>>145063294

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>>145063294

>>145063352
>>145063413
e*ip weapon names

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>>145063294
"heck yeah"

Did you know Team Fortress 2 by default has a 100ms audio delay? this can be safely reduced to 50ms with //snd_mixahead 0.05 (default is 0.1)
Sounds usually start to glitch at lower values, so play around with this and see how low you can get!

>>145063410
ok

>>145063650
do not do this it makes tf2 delete ur porn stash

>>145063650
virus do not click

>>145063226
poo head

>corn

>>145063803
wow rude

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>>145063294

>>145063650
I'm going to try this but this better work or I'll be really mad

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>>145063294

>>145063960
I was always iffy on the scarf, the weight room warmer already has a hood.

engine please pottis pottis a dispencer here

>bounty hat is 7 ref
where did we go so wrong

>>145064126
>buds are 2 keys each
i can't contain my lel

i will PROTECT the innocent

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https://youtu.be/KxS8soVHYO8

>>145064347
>https://youtu.be/KxS8soVHYO8
>racist mario

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>>145064347

Whoever says that Heavy is an easy class has no knowledge and experience in TF2.

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>>145064347

>>145064458
lmao

>>145064606
hes 100% correct though

id like to see (you) play heavy against people that actually know how to play TF2

not mine craft servers

>>145064347
nice
>>145064458
TF2 devs have no knowledge and experience in TF2
they did actually design heavy for lower skill players just so you know

>>145064792
That's right I remember that fact from the tf2 commentary track

Why are the spooky sleeves all-class, but not the spooky shoes?

>play class i never play
>top mvp
valve server pubstar here boys

>>145064731
mge me

>>145064347
that was rad as fuck

>>145064938
valve doesn't care
the spooky sleeves shouldn't be all class
the hot dogger shouldn't either
this game is dead

engyneer please pretty please pootis a dispencing machine right hetr

>>145065104
id

>>145065357
sent

>>145065369
gg i 20/0'd you lmfao

>>145065357
no u post it
>>145065369
that was a very fast post

Please answer

http://www.strawpoll.me/10446396
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446409

Team Fortress Two is Fun i enjoy Scout

dead gaym

why are people so rude in lobbies (ps i dont suck, i still dont get how you can be such a faggot to other people and ive been on 4chan for 10 years)

all me

>>145065907
because you suck
are you new to the fourth chan

>>145065860
>1 vote for cali
>4 votes for non-american
lmao get fucked americuck
eu owns tf2g

>over 200 steam friends
>only talk with like 3

>>145066261
>less than 20 steam friends
>don't talk with any of them

>>145065860
Teufort is in New Mexico why dont you just look this up before making unnecessary polls !

>>145066261
>have 7 real life friends
>only talk with tf2g
I spend too much time on the interent

>>145066241
i cant wait for the EU Football games when ISIS finally wakes their sleeper cells

>>145066352
is this a meme
you should work on it a bit more

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>>145066586
>is this a meme

no it isnt

get ready for the Nuclear Enrichment

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Mrrpm!

>>145066658
i thought sweden was considered africa nowadays
also that picture is 100% not sweden

>>145066759
It says they're on their way to Sweden, not that they're from Sweden.

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I like it!

>>145066969
But then you'd be on the other side of the new wall we're going to build

Also: team fortress two

why is this still going
this discussion is literally 2 people baiting each other

>>145067198
ok mexican

>>145067198
>2016
>americuck island mentality still strong
also would a gun make a difference if the fucking government wants you out of your home? are you crazy ? what would you do, try to shoot down a dozen police officers? ur fucking nuts

i want to build a metaphorical wall

>>145067509
>2 communist dictatorships
>the middle-east middle-earth mentality
yeah, that shit doesn't really work that way in Europe
thats like comparing the corrupt mess that china or india is to japan

how does the sniper have a gun if guns are not legal in australians?

because he is a crazed gunman
i mean... assassin

that's even more illegal

he's from new zealand you fucking retard

>>145068157
lol who told you that
he's pretty clearly Australian bro
stop believing what kids tell you on the playground

this thread is a solid 10/10 when its only americans

>>145064792
>>145064873
No, Soldier was designed for low skill players.

>>145068332
>does not have best tf2g, me
sad

>>145068414
you are wrong
valve said it themselves in TF2 commentary
heavy is designed for new or unexperienced players

when i was new heavy was really unappealing and unfun
the slow movement makes the class SO absurdly boring to play imo
i think the classes i played the most were scout and soldier

>>145068332
gb 2 gayville ur dad is wait

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>>145068727

>>145066029
did you read what i wrote
i was talking about lobbies
im not being insulted there (but people who suck a bit less insult people who suck a bit more in a really mean and bitter way)

>>145068332
>everyone in there
who

>>145068885
>you
new

>>145068708
for me it was scout and pyro i think
and i was absurdly bad at scout, like failing the easiest meatshots ever with FaN
thank god pre-nerf backburner allowed pyro shitters like me to get easy kills

>>145068956
i was really bad at scout too but just running fast was so fun
i think i only started to enjoy pyro when i learned about reflecting and managed to pull it off, which took me way longer than it should have

i will LITERALLY mge ANYONE itt and WIN

id/epicgirl1998

add me

you are not me

id/epicgirl1998
sent

would human be mad if i actually added them even though i am a who

i think adding reflection ability to the backburner was one of the most pointless pyro updates ever

>>145069732
It has a high cost so you will use it less.
But there are still times when you will want to use it. Say, for reflecting a crit rocket, ect.

wow human, first you shittalk and then you are a fucking coward

trumpetgirls.gif

fyck that gif i fucking hateit

human is a bot

>5K hours in tf2
>have never ever got unusual metal

huh

steam achivement manager

>>145070334
lol literally no tf2gs in the same state

forever alone ahahaha

>>145069864
still, i think it just adds needless complication, considering that 3 reflects mean you are almost out of ammo and the weapon was totally fine before for players not interested in reflection, while players that want to reflect had better options

i had a demo of me playing pyro using the backburner and wearing a gibus standing at the top of the tower in hightower where a soldier jumped and tried to kill me thinking i was a clueless shitter but i reflected him while i was standing in his face and he fell to his death
i think i lost it
shame, it was a really cool scene

>not having both a 1080p screen for widescreen HD content and a 4:3 CRT for VHS rips and 480p video
step it up

>>145070532
i used that shit for csgo and i regret it because everyone can easily check that i used it
i have 67% achievements in TF2 without ever using SAM or achievement farming

>>145071190
>be new at tf2
>go to achievement server
>has some addon that gives you all the achievements if you type a command
>50% of my achievements are on the same date at the same time
lel

i woke up
im not very good at sleeping

sometimes i randomly get achievements i had no idea even existed
considering i've owned this game for over 5 years its pretty surprising when that happens

>>145050658
you are not me

>>145069373
you are not me

>>145072350
>>145069586

>>145072441
>>145072441

>>145072472
>>145072441
>>145072350
>>145071748
>>145071380

>>145070334
other michigan bro what's up

>>145072540
>>145046337

>>145072743
>>145072472

>>145072769
>>145063237

>>145072812
>>140000000

>>145072889
>>100000000

>>145072769
>>145063675

GRET THRED XDDDDadasd

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>145073195
>>145062451

what the fuck am i

i guess we are only quoting now

this is literally the most autistic thread ive ever been in

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How to fix The Classic

Buffs
>Instead of only able to charge mid-air, also able to shoot
>No longer needs full charge for a headshot

Nerfs
>-33% Damage (Both body and headshot)
>-10% of movement speed while not airborne

It will turn it into the perfect mlg bhop pubstomping weapon that heavily rewards skill.

>>145073997
is that cum between their legs
that's hot

>>145074263
fuck off human you are disgusting and repulsive

>>145074263
those are penises

>>145074379
he is not me

>>145074504
do you think cum between legs is hot

>>145074504
>he
:x

>>145074579
n

>>145074579
y

>>145074627
now i think you are disgusting and repulsive

>human
>replying directly to posts
um

>>145074636
you are not me

>>145074665
oh

>>145074665
that doesn't even make sense you retard fuck you

>>145074263
>>145074379
>>145074472
>>145074504
>>145074579
>>145074583
>>145074627
>>145074636
>>145074665
>>145074671
>>145074721
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

>>145074731
if it doesnt make sense to you
maybe you are the retard

>>145074795
why not
:r

damn only 2 (you)s

>>145074805
>you think this is hot?
>that's disgusting and repulsive
>you think it's not hot?
>that's disgusting and repulsive
retard

>>145074824
NOT TF2
SPAM/FLOODING
OFFTOPIC
QUALITY POSTS

>>145074795
we are discussing a misundertanding that someone who was believed to be human had about a tf2 related image

however it was established that she was not her :x

>>145074898
he was not me

>>145074946
you're still a retard for calling me a retard when he was the retard
retard

>>145074994
but i only-

what

>>145075090
shut the fuck up retard

are you fucking autistic

am i fucking autistic

lmao nice projection buddy
sorry that you're retarded AND autistic

https://youtu.be/JQhComn-xHA?t=195

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>>145075109
i never called you a retard, i only said there was a possibility the person that called me a retard is a retard

are you autistic fucking

bl**dy h*ll

>>145076605
OOOoooooooo! =o So happy! =^,,^= *dances*

When the fuck did I talk about hats?

All I see here is a list of things manchildren want banned cause they don't want to learn how to counter it

"WAHHH!!!! HE HAS THE COW MANGLER!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CHANGE MY STRATEGY ON THE FLY THAT HE HAS FIVE ROCKETS INSTEAD OF FOUR, REMOVE IT!!! WAHHH!!"

"WAHH HE'S USING THE DIRECT HIT! HE GAVE UP ALL HIS ABILITY TO DO SPLASH DAMAGE FOR PRECISION SHOOTING! WAHHHH I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DODGE BETTER! WAAHH BAN IT!"

"WAHHHHHH HE'S USING THE LIBERTY LAUNCHER! AFTER THREE SHOTS HE'S FUCKED, BUT WAHHHH ITS THREE GOOD SHOTS vs FOUR MEDIUM SHOTS! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO COUNTER THAT!!! REMOVE IT WAHHHHH!!!!"

"BAN THE RAINBLOWER! ITS NO DIFFERENT THEN THE FLAMETHROWER BUT IT BRINGS CHEER TO MY GAME, I TREAT TF2 AS A ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SERIOUS E-SPORT THERE'S NO FUN IN THIS GAME! BANN IT WAHHH!!!"

i fucking love playing demo
i wish i was good at it tho

*turns on invisibility watch*

heh..

>>145076792
what post are you replying to
did you know that there are people in this general that say the escape plan is OP?

>>145076792
your post is autistic
i don't even know what you're arguing about and i think i'm on your side but it's disgustingly autistic
please delete it

>>145076891
your post is autistic
i don't even know what you're arguing about and i think i'm on your side but it's disgustingly autistic
please delete it

is there any mod to display the time in spy's watch
>>145076806
same

>>145076925
your post is autistic
i don't even know what you're arguing about and i think i'm on your side but it's disgustingly autistic
please delete it

145076862
direct upgrade =/= op
idiot

>all this hate on regular festives

What's the fucking point of buying a strange festive? Status symbol? Because there's no difference between the two. If you want to track kills get the regular stranges, they are much cheaper and better looking.

It's like you guys love throwing money away and/or like criticizing people who aren't autistic like you.
it's hilarious to see people still expecting buds for them

what
nobody's hating on normal festives
what are you talking about

Spy Main, first place 3 times in a row in ETF2L Highlander, 5 times in a row won UGC Platinum Highlander, best player na and best player eu awards (i have a friend in ny and i flew all the way there from Netherlands to claim my na award) i get game-changing stabs and every time i kill someone, everyone starts screaming "AWESOME PLAY FROM THE SPY"
to top it all of, my ambassador aim is the best in the entire world - I can easily outplay the best sniper mains, and kills counter on my ambassador is equal to headshot kills on it, because i never miss. if i cant get close to the medic because of the pyro main shitter (daily reminder that pyro doesnt require skill at all) i whip out my giant, long amby and start headshotting him. i could kill everyone in any situation with my amazing aim if i wanted to, but this way i couldnt get the mindblowing stabs i get every 5 minutes. chainstabbing random trolldiers on hightower is nothing to me. i do squirrelfrog stabs almost daily, even though this trickstab is considered impossible, thus useless. not fro me and my team tho. my strange dead ringer has reached 100 feigns yesterday even though im using it since it came out. why? because i dont need to feign or even run away, because of my sick matador and corner and under stabs and my aforementioned aim. want to mge me as your weak little scout, you shitter? sure, add me on steam. ill fucking show you what himiliation means. youll think you have me on your crosshair, but then ill do a fucking matador fake-out tango dropstab (i invented it) and stab you. but youll start complaining about facestabs anyway. typical - every scrub ever says that.

no
don't
stop
somebody post I DID NOT PAY 3000 FUCKING DOLLARS[/spoiler[

I'm sorry, but did the Gasol already lose? Oh, that's right. The mge isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 12 - 1. Does not having the lead at 12 points count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make that post when the mge didnt end? Gasol is still playing right now and he is the leader of the best team in UGC Steel 6s for how many week now? He is playing one of the worst players in ESEA Open who just happen to have a lead because he is feeding off the energy of his retarded mumblejerk buddies. But you know what? Elliott still fucking sucks. Gasol is one of the best fucking soldiers in comp TF2, he went 20 - 7 a few weeks ago against Elliott and would of won his last steel match if the demo didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded post like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Gasol wins and someone posts the screenshots. Oh look at that, Gasol just double airshotted elliott and taunted. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on TF2G again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Gasp; [psts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he is good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking players on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>use direct hit rocket to airblast jump
>while in the air reflect fully charged huntsman arrow to headshot speedjumping soldier
>land behing heavy medic, puff n sting the medic, airblast heavy off cliff

>not the highest skill ceiling
>b-but muh w+m1 meme video from 2007
>le c-tap mastering so difficult, much skill XD

sorry homeboy, pyro has one of the highest skill ceilings. that's why comp players rarely play him, he's too risky because he's so difficult to play

any rocket/sticky jump or airshot demo and soldier can do, the pyro can do as well. with stricter timing and only when the enemy allows it, meaning you have to react faster than when you can jump at will.

So my friend who was slightly retarded (75 IQ) couldnt play cs:go with me, cause cs:go requires a lot of logic and brain, i downloaded him TF2 and after 2 weeks i see he's playing platinum highlander, i just wana say THANK YOU VALVE, for creating games like tf2 for every kind of people out there, people who cant play mentally challenging games like cs:go, dota2 and others, thanks you valve once again.

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>the tf2 general threads still exist
sad...

*wags tail playfully, opens mouth tenderly and slides tongue out, letting it hang out, inhaling and exhaling short breaths, fast*

*pets you*

:333< *ROCKET JUMPS ONTO UR DICK*

*on knees, mouth open, tongue out*

*puts a little chocolate in your mouth*

i used to have a cat

>>145078325
my cat died just before xmas last year lol

i can be your cat now

okay
*pets you and stuff*

*purrs*
*lies down on your crotch*

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=499461133

is it normal that i hate shotgun on soldier but love scout

i just cant dish out enough damage with soldiers shotgun since i cant get right in someones face

i even think whip deals more damage at its max range than my shotgun

>>145080336
no
uninstall

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wiki doesn't seem to be feeling okay

lewd

wash my gully

>>145061514
t. sops

water my snek

>>145083091
that post is 6 hours old

am i sops

Friendly reminder that the cheating blujay faggot is a bottom until he says otherwise

i dont feel good

feel me

um

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Rate my buildingsmans

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>>145084734
Mine is better

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>>145084734

>>145084957
>>145085116
If we played in pubs people would think we were bff's or that I was your bf

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Burger

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owo

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>>145088287
>6v6
>steel

>>145088418
:x

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>>145088287
>Taking pride in participant medal
>UGC
>Steel

its here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFbn1hIU8XU

>>145088525
>>Taking pride in participant medal
its shiny and has a green border and i like that

pottis

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I got this one recently, but it was for subbing.

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I got this AND a steel badge for HL in the same drop

I didn't even play

my tf2gfu has 3 medals

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rate my pub stomp

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>>145089617
I deleted some older 6s and 4s ones, but I kept all the HL ones.

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rate my kill

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Post medals

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>>145077727
This pasta is actually true. Tf2 is the least skill requiring fps I've ever played. CSGO is still bad though

>>145090578
You should try Overmeme. It requires even less skill than TF2

>>145090702
Headshots are even worse than the huntsman's hitbox

>>145090852
As in the hitbox to headshot people is large enough that you can headshot people that are out of sight behind a wall.

>>145052927
what the fuck does this even mean?

I love it when people replace one half of 'overwatch' with a buzzword

>Posting about Overmeme in the TF2 thread

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>oversematic shills still in thread

>>145088287
is that the impaler i gave you ?

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Hey /tf2g/, I know you're experts in dressup, which one fits together more? Left or right?

>>145091917
right

>>145091883
yes!

>>145091917
Right

>>145089324
>>145089779
id?

>>145092837
/shoonymoohoon

Most underused underrated weapon?

>>145093817
wow you look like a faggot

>>145094072
I'm sure I'll take an opinion from a poster inside a dying general to heart, thanks.

The more you shitpost

The stronger we become

>>145093817
>corn ducks

roflmao

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>>145093910
Eureka Effect

Am I dead?

lets find out

>>145093910
bison
(laser gun not the animal)

im an animal
*pants*

im an anime
*pantsu*

>>145089914
This is where I would post mine, if I had not left the PDF after multiple no shows with a single match played.

Nobody's feeling the hype yet. Pump up the Dapper hype boys

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>>145096564
oh

>>145093910
Short Circuit or Back Scatter

So far the premier Underused Class is a Short Circuit/ Eureka Engineer. I'm gonna fuck with that tonight, lay some stealth tele exits and eureka in to disrupt soldier/demo on Viaduct or something

>when you are playing a goofy demo loadout in a payload pub
>medics need power
>switch to pocket soldier loadout
>win the game

is a good meatball